Early Morning Thread 1/3/15: Hamtacular edition [krakatoa]

First weekend EMT of 2015! The wife & I are holding off on our New year's resolution until Monday, as it is her birthday today. So we're stretching the holiday eat-fest until after that. Then it's back on the low-carb train.

Here's the ginger pig recipe some of you requested from Chez krak/t. I hope you enjoy it as much as we did.

Raspberry Ginger Glaze

I used Penzey's Raspberry Enlightenment as a base, and just added ground ginger to taste. Very simple, and you could use any fruit jam or sauce as the base. If you use a jam, I'd recommend cutting it with some cider vinegar or just water to thin it out for easy application. You want it thin enough to spread, but thick enough to stick without running. I made about 6 oz of glaze for this -- you may want more or less depending on how many coats you do.

Gingerbread Pig Brine

12 c water
1/2 c brown sugar
1/2 c sorghum
1 1/2 c kosher salt
1 cinnamon stick, crumbled
1/4 t ground cinnamon
1/2 t whole cloves
1/4 t (heaping) whole allspice berries
1/4 t freshly ground nutmeg
1 green cardamom pod, crumbled
1/4 t ground ginger
6 g candied ginger, diced
3 g dried ginger root in chunks

4 c ice (aiming for one gallon of water per 10 pounds of meat)
8 pound pork shoulder (weight is after skin/fat has been removed). For a larger ham, you may want to inject brine as well.

Add first 13 ingredients to a large pot & bring to a boil, stirring to dissolve.

Add ice & let cool to approx 40 degrees before adding brine to pig. Double-bagging the pork in roasting bags, settling into a large bowl, and pouring the brine in on top to cover worked well.

Keep pork no colder than 38-40 deg F (or brine will stop permeating the cells), and slosh spices around daily for 9-10 days. One day before cooking, drain brine & soak pig in fresh water, changing fresh water 3-4 times throughout the day.

Drain & allow to come up to room temp before smoking with cherry chips @ 225 deg F. Cook to 150 internal temp, than allow to rest down to approx 135 internal. Then glaze in the oven at 375 for about 60 minutes, reapplying glaze ever 20 minutes.

It could take more cinnamon & ginger, but overall very happy with the flavor.

Unpaid testimonial follows the break:

This was Baby Soraya's reaction after every bite of this pig. I am not kidding. She did this over and over again. It was both adorable and immensely complimentary.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 06:30 AM

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1 Kosher salt for a pig brine. Sounds vaguely. sacrilegious.
Thanks, however, for the recipe. It looks delicious.

Posted by: kraki at January 03, 2015 06:34 AM (krvsp)

2 I'll bet burping li'l Soraya after the meal was spectacular!!

Posted by: MrScribbler at January 03, 2015 06:38 AM (yAC3X)

3 Oh, and numero dos, Amigos de la Migracion Libre!

Posted by: MrScribbler at January 03, 2015 06:39 AM (yAC3X)

4 So you are going to be cooking a lot of pork until she leaves for college. Good man. My baby girl likes pork chops. And ham. A little bacon. And cake. And they grow up too damned fast.

Posted by: Lester at January 03, 2015 06:42 AM (2UPXV)

5 Kinda glad that one got willowed.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 03, 2015 06:43 AM (XHihg)

6 Man, this place is slower than my guys were in the first half last night.
Congrats to the UCLA players, but not to your commie state or that commie infested school you go to.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 03, 2015 06:49 AM (XHihg)

7 Wow. If a baby is giving complements like that you've done something right.

Posted by: Chaz at January 03, 2015 06:50 AM (66NRY)

8 Morning early risers. Pouring buckets and big thunder boomers in SE MO. Satellite keeps going out, but since Dish dropped Fox News there's nothing on at this time anyway.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 03, 2015 06:51 AM (6hrmc)

9 Krak,

Beautiful baybeh!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 03, 2015 06:53 AM (OsWis)

10 And re the game, I pretty much knew going in that not having Britz or Shellenberg (middle of the D-line and safety) in the game was going to hurt.
Still, just a bit more Snyder magic...

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 03, 2015 06:56 AM (XHihg)

11 Beautiful baybeh!

X 1000!

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 03, 2015 06:57 AM (XHihg)

12 Guess since it's kinda slow I'll plug this fone in before the battery gets way low.
No reflection on anyone here so please don't take it that way.
Love each other fellow babies.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 03, 2015 07:02 AM (XHihg)

13 What is a cardamom pod?

And Baby Soraya is The Cutest! My grandaughter's first intelligible words were, "Eat, eat!". Oh the excitement of new flavor!

Posted by: just another bitter clinger at January 03, 2015 07:08 AM (+f598)

14 Morning, Early Thread.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2015 07:08 AM (4WGfY)

15 My grandaughter's first intelligible words were, "Eat, eat!". Oh the excitement of new flavor!

Posted by: just another bitter clinger at January 03, 2015 07:08 AM

My daughter's first words were "Mote troll!" with her hand out.

Posted by: Lester at January 03, 2015 07:13 AM (2UPXV)

16 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2015 07:16 AM (Kr/1Z)

17 That's a heck of a pig recipe.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2015 07:17 AM (4WGfY)

18 >>>"Mote troll!"
Translation?

Posted by: m at January 03, 2015 07:22 AM (rn/hC)

19 13 What is a cardamom pod?

I had to look that up, too. There's 2 types, black or green. If you don't have any, you could substitute equal parts cinnamon and nutmeg.

Posted by: olddog in mo at January 03, 2015 07:23 AM (6hrmc)

20 Kosher salt on a ham? You'll get plotzik!

Posted by: --- at January 03, 2015 07:28 AM (MMC8r)

21 " You'll get plotzik!"

Oy vey....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2015 07:31 AM (4WGfY)

22 Good morning everyone.
Terrific little kiddo!
Nice way to start the day.

Posted by: Wyoming Lurker at January 03, 2015 07:33 AM (8GeZz)

23 Morning all.

Extra strong coffee is all I want and need

Yeah nice kid

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2015 07:40 AM (Zmw74)

24 Delingpole is on his game today comparing Katie Hopkins to King Leonidas

http://bit.ly/1wMQX1X

Posted by: tmitsss at January 03, 2015 07:42 AM (Tt6V6)

25 May I please be the first to wish Abu Anas al-Libi a fine time in hell.

Posted by: goon at January 03, 2015 07:44 AM (gNTQS)

26 Also ... that is a cute-cute-cute set of flicks!

Posted by: goon at January 03, 2015 07:46 AM (gNTQS)

27 >>>"Mote troll!"
Translation?

Posted by: m at January 03, 2015 07:22 AM (rn/hC)

remote control? My grand nephew says "mote."

Posted by: BignJames at January 03, 2015 07:47 AM (HtUkt)

28 "http://bit.ly/1wMQX1X"

Interesting.

Never heard of Kate Hopkins. Never knew "jock" was a derogatory term against.........anyone?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2015 07:50 AM (4WGfY)

29 Kate Hopkins, a cultural Ann Coulter from the UK

Posted by: Tmitsss at January 03, 2015 07:54 AM (Tt6V6)

30 What could go wrong?

http://tinyurl.com/pe5zq86

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2015 07:56 AM (HMNwq)

31 Morning, Glories!

I saw the morning thread was an hour and a half old, I thought there'd be way lots of comments to plow through. This is pretty casual.

Once again we are avoiding ice by being barely above freezing for this rain. I'll take it.

Posted by: mindful webworker - yawning at January 03, 2015 07:59 AM (wwx67)

32 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2015 07:56 AM

Since it's 25 degrees here, I'd be willing to take a chance....

Posted by: MrScribbler at January 03, 2015 07:59 AM (yAC3X)

33 "http://tinyurl.com/pe5zq86"

Heh. For those cold nights when you need a warm......hot dog.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2015 08:00 AM (4WGfY)

34 Waste Management ASSURED me my garbage would be picked up on Friday. You can guess what's sitting outside my office right now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2015 08:02 AM (Zmw74)

35 -Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2015 08:00 AM (4WGfY)

A little drunken advice? Make your quote first and then drop the tinyurl without the quotation-marks.

That way, we don't have to exclude them from the link.

...but I'm drunk and still awake.

...so there's that.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 03, 2015 08:04 AM (16bOT)

36 "You can guess what's sitting outside my office right now"

You just can't trust the Mob these days....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2015 08:04 AM (4WGfY)

37 "Make your quote first and then drop the tinyurl without the quotation-marks.
"

I was quoting Anna....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2015 08:06 AM (4WGfY)

38 "I was quoting Anna....?"
-Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2015 08:06 AM (4WGfY)

That's why you should never trust a drunken dude.

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 03, 2015 08:07 AM (16bOT)

39 You can guess what's sitting outside my office right now

Kate Upton?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2015 08:07 AM (HMNwq)

40

Smiling, happy baby.

Best early morning post ever.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2015 08:09 AM (IXrOn)

41 What could go wrong?

http://tinyurl.com/pe5zq86
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2015 07:56 AM (HMNwq)

haha
probably already has

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2015 08:11 AM (IXrOn)

42 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 03, 2015 08:11 AM (0eUIs)

43 Waste Management ASSURED me my garbage would be picked up on Friday. You can guess what's sitting outside my office right now
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2015 08:02 AM (Zmw74)

a sleeping ewok?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2015 08:12 AM (IXrOn)

44 Is that Krakatoa's kid?

*HAH!*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at January 03, 2015 08:13 AM (16bOT)

45 STICKUM!!!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 03, 2015 08:15 AM (OsWis)

46 I saw this comment over at a yahoo article titled "What if Hillary Clinton doesn't run for president?"

Sounded like a Moron, so thought I'd share. It made me laugh.

I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary R. Clinton.

We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money.

Thank you,
Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee

P.S. The Committee has raised $2.16 so far

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2015 08:16 AM (IXrOn)

47 You can guess what's sitting outside my office right now

Kate Upton?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2015 08:07 AM (HMNwq)

I said outside my Office, not on my lap--yeah I wish

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2015 08:16 AM (Zmw74)

48 Anybody know anything about the shopping site AliExpress?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2015 08:16 AM (4WGfY)

49 "He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did
not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and
did it all on someone else's money."

*snort*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2015 08:19 AM (4WGfY)

50 Gack.

Thunderstorms all night.

Severe one at 3am, followed by the weather radio telling me about it at 3:15, when it was almost over and I was almost asleep.

3.75 inches of rain so far this year!

Strangely enough, I do not seem to be at the grocery store early. Go figure.

Grumble.

*looks at baby and starts to soften and return to human form*

Aww.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 03, 2015 08:22 AM (0xTsz)

51 What a cute baby. I want some grand kids

O/T

Want to read something depressing, here is a NY Slime story on the thug that killed the cops. A totally worthless piece of shit muslin with no dad.

I know you are shocked. http://tinyurl.com/pxyphr7

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 03, 2015 08:24 AM (0FSuD)

52 @49 How did they leave out the slaves and syphilis?
(The Pox may have traveled east to west, or west to east. Either way, Chris is screwed).

Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 03, 2015 08:25 AM (xq1UY)

53 breitbart

REBEL HEARTS LIKE MINE: MADONNA ALTERS PHOTOS OF MLK, NELSON MANDELA TO PROMOTE NEW ALBUM

I actually listened to some of her new stuff yesterday, because the song titles were:

B*tch I'm Madonna and Unapologetic B*tch

She really has to go extremes to get attention now. More than ever.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2015 08:25 AM (IXrOn)

54 That kid? Showing his "White Privilege" mighty early

Posted by: Rev Al at January 03, 2015 08:25 AM (0FSuD)

55 This is gonna be a 3 coffee day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2015 08:28 AM (Zmw74)

56 Man, THAT is a lot of work for some good pig. The brining must make the pig so tender.

What you doing next week, want to come over??

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 03, 2015 08:29 AM (0FSuD)

57 Douchebag Pittsburgh police chief pretty much accepting the premise of the race grifter protesters.

http://tinyurl.com/kehksbo

Posted by: --- at January 03, 2015 08:29 AM (MMC8r)

58 "She really has to go extremes to get attention now. More than ever."

Madge just needs to accept and embrace the fact that she is no longer relevant to the new generation of music listeners.

And quit getting topless in public.

No-one likes a bat shit crazy Grandmother aged person flashing her kneecaps, with nipples on them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2015 08:31 AM (Kr/1Z)

59 Cute kid. Likes pork. Dats good.

First word I remember our oldest said was "gweet".

I couldn't understand why he was saying "gweet, gweet". I asked Mrs. Freaked and she said he's saying "Go eat ".

Posted by: freaked at January 03, 2015 08:31 AM (JdEZJ)

60 Douchebag Pittsburgh police chief pretty much accepting the premise of the race grifter protesters.

http://tinyurl.com/kehksbo
Posted by: --- at January 03, 2015 08:29 AM (MMC8r)

Hum, the word ass licker comes to mind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2015 08:31 AM (Zmw74)

61 "Hum, the word ass licker comes to mind"

Yeah. A dick.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2015 08:33 AM (4WGfY)

62 A member of Al Qaeda with ties to Usama Bin Laden died in New York Friday while awaiting trial to face charges of planning the 1998 bombings of the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania that killed 224 people.

Yeah? I want to see the body

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2015 08:33 AM (Zmw74)

63 So, this "Mortdechai" is an Inspector Clusoe re-rack?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2015 08:34 AM (4WGfY)

64 Good Lord.

Barack Obama: anatomy of a failure

The President is heir to a mistaken sense of America's place in the world. But he has played a bad hand poorly

http://www.spectator.co.uk/features/9403672/barack-obama-anatomy-of-a-failure/

via hotair

eh?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2015 08:34 AM (IXrOn)

65 The baby looks like she's having a religious experience.

Posted by: J. Random Dude at January 03, 2015 08:34 AM (8OfdL)

66 At some point I dropped out of the ONT and went to bed. When I got up, the window was still open and I picked up reading where I left off.

916
I'm just a pissed off bitch who would love nothing more than to acquire an M1A2 SEP and go to motherfucking town all over DC.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 03, 2015 03:23 AM (OsWis)

That right there is poetry.

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2015 08:37 AM (sdi6R)

67 OT but I just heard the 911 call from the police chief who accidentally shot his wife twice. Said he moved his Glock on the bed and it went off.

How can that happen? Under any circumstance?

Posted by: freaked at January 03, 2015 08:38 AM (JdEZJ)

68 No-one likes a bat shit crazy Grandmother aged person flashing her kneecaps, with nipples on them.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2015 08:31 AM (Kr/1Z)

Speak for yourself, I like skanky nipples and White trash women

Posted by: LIVs at January 03, 2015 08:38 AM (0FSuD)

69 Cute daughter.

Good recipie

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 03, 2015 08:39 AM (9kWyt)

70 OT - Now on KDKA 1020AM interview with adventured Jack Wheeler (Eagle Scout at 12, Matterhorn at 14 etc). http://player.radio.com/listen/station/newsradio-1020-kdka

Posted by: Baldy at January 03, 2015 08:39 AM (+35FH)

71 67
OT but I just heard the 911 call from the police chief who accidentally
shot his wife twice. Said he moved his Glock on the bed and it went off.

How can that happen? Under any circumstance?

Posted by: freaked at January 03, 2015 08:38 AM (JdEZJ)

Yeah, twice? Horse shit.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 03, 2015 08:40 AM (0FSuD)

72 Where da horde at?

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 03, 2015 08:42 AM (0FSuD)

73 We watched The Equalizer last night, with Denzel Washington.

Boy, he looks old. So they built the movie around the fact he cannot do action movies anymore, like with Liam Neeson.

Still attracts viewers though.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2015 08:42 AM (IXrOn)

74 67 OT but I just heard the 911 call from the police chief who accidentally shot his wife twice. Said he moved his Glock on the bed and it went off.

Posted by: freaked at January 03, 2015 08:38 AM (JdEZJ)

I heard that last night. If I touched a gun and it went off by mistake, even if nobody else was in the room, you'd have to peel me off the ceiling. Let's just say I'd be mighty reluctant to touch it a second time.

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2015 08:44 AM (sdi6R)

75 The Equalizer was pretty bloody for my tastes, and had a weird PC vibe, which gets tiresome (whites cops bad, blacks and browns good).

Posted by: Baldy at January 03, 2015 08:45 AM (+35FH)

76 We watched The Equalizer last night, with Denzel Washington.

Boy, he looks old. So they built the movie around the fact he cannot do action movies anymore, like with Liam Neeson.

Well, the TV series starred a 55-year-old Edward Woodward, who had a heart attack half-way through its run. Not as much action on TV, but he was still pretty old...

Posted by: --- at January 03, 2015 08:46 AM (MMC8r)

77 "Yeah, twice? Horse shit."

Yeah.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2015 08:46 AM (4WGfY)

78 jack Wheeler sounds just like B-1 Bob Dornan. It is eerie.

Posted by: Baldy at January 03, 2015 08:46 AM (+35FH)

79 Morning! We got a dusting of snow overnight... not even enough to shovel. I hope that's it for the day!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 03, 2015 08:49 AM (/9Mak)

80 55 This is gonna be a 3 coffee day
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2015 08:28 AM (Zmw74)

3 cups or 3 pots? Day 5 of kick ass cold. Today is the worst. No fishing today. I'm on 2nd cup

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 03, 2015 08:51 AM (9kWyt)

81 but I just heard the 911 call from the police chief who accidentally shot his wife twice. Said he moved his Glock on the bed and it went off.

How can that happen? Under any circumstance?
Posted by: freaked at January 03, 2015 08:38 AM (JdEZJ)

My gun has gone off in bed...oh that gun...yeah no.

And the Glock is specifically designed NOT to go off unless you pull the trigger. Your suppose to be able to drop your Glock from the roof of a building and it will not go off...not that I have ever tried that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2015 08:51 AM (Zmw74)

82 Well, the TV series starred a 55-year-old Edward Woodward, who had a heart attack half-way through its run. Not as much action on TV, but he was still pretty old...
Posted by: --- at January 03, 2015 08:46 AM

Hey, some of us are that age. Pretty old my ass.........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 03, 2015 08:52 AM (9kWyt)

83 Egyptian Soldiers Shoot and Kill Gazan in Rafah

Egyptian soldiers firing from across the border shoot dead a Palestinian Arab man, motive unknown.

Arab world, UN, and the EU to erupt in protest....yeah maybe not

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2015 08:54 AM (Zmw74)

84 And the Glock is specifically designed NOT to go off
unless you pull the trigger. Your suppose to be able to drop your Glock
from the roof of a building and it will not go off...not that I have
ever tried that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2015 08:51 AM (Zmw74)

I've dropped em, they simply can not go off. I hate the trigger safety. Have my 27 in 40 cal next to my bed with a 15 shot mag.

Don't show up unannounced.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 03, 2015 08:55 AM (0FSuD)

85 27 >>>"Mote troll!"
Translation?

remote control? My grand nephew says "mote."
Posted by: BignJames at January 03, 2015 07:47 AM (HtUkt)

Aha, I bet that's right. I was wracking my brain for "what food could that possibly be."

Posted by: m at January 03, 2015 08:56 AM (rn/hC)

86 OT but I just heard the 911 call from the police
chief who accidentally shot his wife twice. Said he moved his Glock on
the bed and it went off.

How can that happen? Under any circumstance?

Posted by: freaked at January 03, 2015 08:38 AM (JdEZJ)

When you accidentally put your finger on the trigger. Both times. If it's a Glock it ain't gonna go off no other way.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 03, 2015 08:57 AM (6fyGz)

87 "Egyptian Soldiers Shoot and Kill Gazan in Rafah
"

Israelis on the north, Egyptians on the south. Pain the ass in the middle.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 03, 2015 08:57 AM (4WGfY)

88 Have my 27 in 40 cal next to my bed with a 15 shot mag.

Don't show up unannounced.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 03, 2015 08:55 AM (0FSuD)

I've been wearing the Sig a lot since I got the new holster but the Glock 36 is on the headboard, 2 x 7 shot mags +1 in the pipe.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 03, 2015 09:00 AM (6fyGz)

89 18
>>>"Mote troll!"

Translation?

Posted by: m at January 03, 2015 07:22 AM

Remote control.

Posted by: Lester at January 03, 2015 09:01 AM (2UPXV)

90 OK local news says they have determined the wife was only shot once. Whatever. Who can believe anything on the news nowadays?

How about this one? "Spitting naked man tased on Macon freeway".

Posted by: freaked at January 03, 2015 09:02 AM (JdEZJ)

91 I've heard of "buck naked", but I've never heard of "spitting naked".

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2015 09:03 AM (sdi6R)

92 How about this one? "Spitting naked man tased on Macon freeway".

Posted by: freaked at January 03, 2015 09:02 AM (JdEZJ)

SOMEBODY had a good time on New Year's Eve...too bad he can't remember most of it...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 03, 2015 09:03 AM (6fyGz)

93 "How about this one? "Spitting naked man tased on Macon freeway""

I'm guessing that we can assume that he was unarmed?

No concealed weapons?

Bill the Cat, maybe?

*Pffttt!*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 03, 2015 09:05 AM (Kr/1Z)

94

good idea taking the xmas lights down

going to wake hubby to help me do just that

before the big crappy storm rolls in and everything is frozen to the ground

have a good morning

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 03, 2015 09:06 AM (IXrOn)

95
I've been wearing the Sig a lot since I got the
new holster but the Glock 36 is on the headboard, 2 x 7 shot mags +1 in
the pipe.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 03, 2015 09:00 AM (6fyGz)

Nice. I was messing with some of my guns last night and I swear my FN 57 is the baddest MFer I own. 30 rounds in a pistol? It weighs about the same as my PP Super with only 8 rounds.

http://tinyurl.com/75t9g6

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 03, 2015 09:06 AM (0FSuD)

96 Don't brine the baby!

They're delicious plain, after roasting for a few hours in a compound.

Posted by: Janet Reno at January 03, 2015 09:08 AM (Zs+NP)

97 @96

Nice. I hope that bitch roasts in hell.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 03, 2015 09:09 AM (0FSuD)

98 my kid mostly likes breads and carbs so I'm doing cornbread and fruit this morning. I sneak in veggies and meats by rolling em up in ready bake croissants

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at January 03, 2015 09:10 AM (Cq0oW)

99 ... http://tinyurl.com/no9srh6

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 03, 2015 09:12 AM (HMNwq)

100 @99

The garter is a nice touch. Girls use to wear them on their wedding day and throw them. I guess that tradition has gone down the tube.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 03, 2015 09:15 AM (0FSuD)

101 Denzel doesn't like white people. Onscreen and in real life.

Posted by: Ginger Glaze at January 03, 2015 09:22 AM (QWiro)

102 101
Denzel doesn't like white people. Onscreen and in real life.

Posted by: Ginger Glaze at January 03, 2015 09:22 AM (QWiro)

Wait, a racist Black guy? The hell you say.

Posted by: Nip Sip at January 03, 2015 09:25 AM (0FSuD)

103 Nood

Posted by: Y-not at January 03, 2015 09:26 AM (9BRsg)

104 Alan Dershowitz Fights Accusations Of Sexual Assault On Underaged Girls

Weasel Zippers

This is the same girl and her lawyers who are charging Prince Andrew in the same accusation. Dershowitz plans on getting the Lawyers who represent her disbarred and dares her to bring criminal charges against him. Bad idea to name Dershowitz .. real real stupid

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 03, 2015 09:28 AM (Zmw74)

105 101 Denzel doesn't like white people. Onscreen and in real life.
Posted by: Ginger Glaze at January 03, 2015 09:22 AM (QWiro)

Well, I guess he doesn't need any of my white money, then.

Posted by: rickl at January 03, 2015 09:40 AM (sdi6R)

106 That is one seriously cute baby!

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It was pretty mild here yesterday, but we got snow last night. Not much, just an inch or so. I'm on my second cup too.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at January 03, 2015 09:53 AM (+XMAD)

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Denzel doesn't like white people. Onscreen and in real life.

Posted by: Ginger Glaze at January 03, 2015 09:22 AM (QWiro)

That may or may not be true.

I've never read or heard of any direct remarks coming from him on the topic.

He's pretty much a classic movie star in that he keep his opinions to himself.

Eh, and regarding the weird PC vibe someone above saw in "The Equalizer"- the main villains were the Russian Mafia. Not a lot of black/brown faces there.

For those who haven't figured it out yet-

Russian Mafia = the new Nazis

Hollywood's new and improved evil white guy villains as everyone is pretty much rolling their eyes when a movie dregs up- Nazis, White Racists, Evil Capitalists, etc.

Hollywood has decided that all of us great unwashed are horribly racist because we reject the antics of a Chicago hack thug shoveling trillions to his cronies and destroying the middle class as part of his Daddy-issues commie Dream Plan because he happens to be Black(!)

Yeah, sure....put Allan West in his place and let's see who the racist complainers are.

So now we're getting-

Civil Rights 2 : Electric Boogaloo

or

Fuck Equality, Gimme Free Shit, Bitchez!

Like all leftard plans, this will end spectacular well.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 03, 2015 10:07 AM (KBvAm)

109 Omg what an adorable little one! So sweet!

Also, please come and teach me how to paint my house, krak. Love what you did there with the burgundy, cream and grey slate and chair rail, etc.

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