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Predictions
What US Intellegence thought the world would look like in 2015.
The future depicted in the National Intelligence Council's "Global Trends 2015" report, published in December 2000, contains numerous contemporary echoes, as my colleagues at Defense One have pointed out. There's financial volatility; anonymous cyberattacks; widening economic divisions; an increasingly assertive China; a WMD-wielding North Korea; growing illegal migration to the U.S. from Central America; a mercurial, authoritarian Russia that "remains internally weak and institutionally linked to the international system primarily through its permanent seat on the UN Security Council"; a Middle East tormented by "demographic pressures, social unrest, religious and ideological extremism, and terrorism," and shaped by the destabilizing impact of new technology and the allure of political Islam.It seems like they did a fairly decent job predicting the trends but had quite a few noticeable misses. What are your predictions for 2015?
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2015 08:52 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 02, 2015 08:53 AM (y5hFS)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 02, 2015 08:53 AM (8ufJT)
Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2015 08:53 AM (btTLZ)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2015 08:54 AM (dFi94)
I think we can safely predict more EOs from Barky and no response at all from the gutless fucks in Congress.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2015 08:54 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 02, 2015 08:54 AM (y5hFS)
Posted by: The roost aint what it used to be at January 02, 2015 08:55 AM (Fq2RM)
Posted by: rd at January 02, 2015 08:56 AM (k19Aq)
Posted by: Midnight Panhandler at January 02, 2015 08:56 AM (RoJ1U)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2015 08:56 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: --- at January 02, 2015 08:56 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: joncelli at January 02, 2015 08:56 AM (RD7QR)
The Penguins will underachieve in the playoffs. Again.
The Boner and McTurtle will make the Penguins' effort look heroic.
I'll drink a lot.
Posted by: LibertarianJim at January 02, 2015 08:57 AM (XMDuf)
Posted by: Null at January 02, 2015 08:58 AM (xjpRj)
Or maybe he'll just ignore Congress completely.
I also predict that the general public and media will continue to suck President Historic First'sİ toes, and no questions will be asked about his current and former felonies.
The "conservative" media will continue to take after Poppin' Fresh, whimpering mild criticisms as a counterpoint to their regular admonitions that, in fairness, things aren't so bad and we should be nice to the Democrats.
Marco Rubio and Teh Jebster will gain traction, as will Lieawatha Warren.
Oh, and the Mocha Messiah will set a new record for golfing and vacation days in 2015, all of which he will richly deserve for working tirelessly on our behalf.
Posted by: MrScribbler at January 02, 2015 08:59 AM (yAC3X)
Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2015 08:59 AM (v5UtH)
Obama sends Putin a harshly worded letter, and says that he will "symbolically" enforce Article 5 of the NATO treaty requiring all NATO member states to defend another NATO member state under attack.
Posted by: Huh? at January 02, 2015 09:00 AM (xnAyb)
Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2015 09:01 AM (v5UtH)
Posted by: Kreplach at January 02, 2015 09:01 AM (bKSy7)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 02, 2015 09:02 AM (IsdBe)
Posted by: barry mcsparklepants at January 02, 2015 09:02 AM (4LOD/)
BTW, the Russian military has already conducted two military exercises where they simulating nuking Warsaw as part of the exercise.
Posted by: Huh? at January 02, 2015 09:02 AM (xnAyb)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2015 09:03 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Rocky at January 02, 2015 09:03 AM (yThCe)
Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2015 09:03 AM (JO/Ud)
Followed by hashtag diplomacy.
Jen Psaki tweets - #freeeasterneurope
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 02, 2015 09:04 AM (8ufJT)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 09:04 AM (1deOB)
Posted by: gp at January 02, 2015 09:04 AM (+Jpqc)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 02, 2015 09:05 AM (7ObY1)
State, CIA, nsa **waves to bob** are all full of ivy league global socialists.
Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 02, 2015 09:05 AM (XHihg)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 02, 2015 09:05 AM (8ufJT)
Posted by: Midnight Panhandler at January 02, 2015 09:06 AM (RoJ1U)
wisdom of his words from his sycophants. I've accepted this torment
will continue for this until one of us dies. Gives me another reason to take care of myself and outlive the SCOMF..
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 02, 2015 09:06 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 02, 2015 09:06 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 09:07 AM (1deOB)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2015 09:07 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 09:08 AM (0FSuD)
I also predict some EO related to homeschooling.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2015 09:08 AM (Dj3AB)
Posted by: --- at January 02, 2015 09:09 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at January 02, 2015 09:09 AM (4LOD/)
Posted by: Al Swearegen at January 02, 2015 09:09 AM (kHxXF)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2015 09:03 AM (dFi94)
Yep. TFG has limited time and he is going to screw us good.
Posted by: RWC at January 02, 2015 09:09 AM (fWAjv)
I feel pretty safe in those. I've learned to accept anything else is a crapshoot...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 02, 2015 09:09 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Huh? at January 02, 2015 09:09 AM (xnAyb)
I know, I know, my nobility knows no bounds.
As far as predictions for foreign relations in 2015?
I tell people about the lube and I tell them. . . .
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 02, 2015 09:10 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 02, 2015 09:10 AM (27KAF)
Posted by: Al Gore at January 02, 2015 09:10 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Nip Sip
Point of order, that's a statement of current conditions, not a prediction.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 02, 2015 09:10 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2015 09:11 AM (JO/Ud)
Posted by: RWC at January 02, 2015 09:12 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 09:12 AM (1deOB)
I know, I know, slim chance but I like living dangerously.
Insert "rape hoax", it works as well.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 02, 2015 09:12 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: rickl at January 02, 2015 09:12 AM (zoehZ)
Kissenger? Bring back our 1960's foreign policy
Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2015 09:13 AM (JO/Ud)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2015 09:13 AM (zF6Iw)
A tipping point will be reached on the "Hands up' Can't think" protests.
The MSM will attempt to push the story that falling gas prices are caused by Glowbull Worming, and are actually bad for the planet.
Lena Dunham will attempt to blame the bad press about her self admitted grooming of her sister for sexual abuse on a campus rape epidemic...
and GlowBull Worming.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 02, 2015 09:13 AM (Kr/1Z)
We're fucked.
Posted by: Nip Sip
Point of order, that's a statement of current conditions, not a prediction.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 02, 2015 09:10 AM (DT3rQ)
Point well taken, statement withdrawn.
We will continue to get fucked up the ass.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 09:13 AM (0FSuD)
I predict that I will be helpful to the people in the office trying to
eat better year by eating all the remaining cookies so as to remove
temptation from them.
I know, I know, my nobility knows no bounds.
As far as predictions for foreign relations in 2015?
I tell people about the lube and I tell them. . . .
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 02, 2015 09:10 AM (mf5HN)
Your selfless example embiggens us all...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2015 09:13 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: rd at January 02, 2015 09:14 AM (k19Aq)
Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at January 02, 2015 09:14 AM (c+gwp)
Almost like Khe Sanh all over again.
Posted by: Midnight Panhandler at January 02, 2015 09:14 AM (RoJ1U)
NRO has the best obituary on Mario Cuomo.
For those of you wondering why U2 wasn't everywhere last holiday season since they helped Apple out, Bono had a bad spill while biking in Central Park and needed some serious surgery. (Drudge has the link.) I am not so sure that he is done playing guitar like the article said, but an elbow replacement at his age is nothing to sneer at. Should have stuck to a "smart car", Bono...
Posted by: exdem13 at January 02, 2015 09:14 AM (/mTq0)
Posted by: T Romo at January 02, 2015 09:14 AM (JO/Ud)
Posted by: Tmitsss at January 02, 2015 09:14 AM (Tt6V6)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2015 09:15 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 02, 2015 09:15 AM (OsWis)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 02, 2015 09:15 AM (F937F)
i lol'd
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 02, 2015 09:16 AM (8ufJT)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 09:12 AM (1deOB)
I will admit that I kind of want the Cowboys to win the Super Bowl just for a NFL QBs on FB where everyone else goes on and on about how Romo choked away the game while he is screaming I WON! I WAS MVP!
In other news, that AT (ampersand) T commercial with Joe Montana ever so casually showing off his Super Bowl rings is hilarious.
http://youtu.be/Bh8PWFRhcu0
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 02, 2015 09:16 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 02, 2015 09:16 AM (wtvvX)
Almost like Khe Sanh all over again.
Posted by: Midnight Panhandler at January 02, 2015 09:14 AM (RoJ1U)
More like Dien Bien Phu
Posted by: rd at January 02, 2015 09:16 AM (k19Aq)
Fixed to reflect our real vulnerabilities.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 02, 2015 09:17 AM (DT3rQ)
With legs of six
And Her Sire who Wanders
Whom the Donkey kicks
For a Weasel with High Cheek-bones
Posted by: The New Books of Nostrodomus at January 02, 2015 09:17 AM (KBvAm)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 02, 2015 09:17 AM (3jmxp)
Posted by: lochlomond at January 02, 2015 09:17 AM (+Tgvp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 02, 2015 09:17 AM (Dj3AB)
Posted by: The Humpty at January 02, 2015 09:18 AM (LRXOq)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 02, 2015 09:18 AM (OsWis)
Agree. That whole series of commercials is pretty funny.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 02, 2015 09:18 AM (3jmxp)
There's the Commies' progressive hero for you.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 02, 2015 09:18 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 09:18 AM (0FSuD)
Just recycling my 2008 prediction to save bandwidth.
Posted by: se pa moron at January 02, 2015 09:19 AM (CsmCk)
Posted by: Nip Sip
Oh, I can certainly guarantee that!
Posted by: Reggy Love at January 02, 2015 09:19 AM (4LOD/)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 09:19 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2015 09:20 AM (v5UtH)
They don't have to worry about a budget till damn near the start of the 2016 political season and we damn well know they aren't going to go rock the boat in an election season.
I predict a lot of shit that's going to infuriate and fracture the party further.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 02, 2015 09:20 AM (IGt06)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 09:18 AM (0FSuD)
They are building a Costco in my town. I have never been in one. Are they better than Sam's Club?
Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2015 09:20 AM (dFi94)
When running for mayor of NYC, Mario Cuomo campaigned against Ed Koch with the slogan "Vote for Cuomo not the Homo"
There's the Commies' progressive hero for you.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 02, 2015 09:18 AM (7ObY1)
I love NYC, but it has been a pimple on this country's ass since the founding of the nation. Only state that did not sign Dec of Independence?
Take a guess.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 09:20 AM (0FSuD)
Yeah, Jean Dixon I ain't.
Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 02, 2015 09:21 AM (XHihg)
"There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." - Asimov
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2015 09:21 AM (kgisg)
I haven't checked Rush's "World on Fire" countdown clock lately. Are we there yet?
Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at January 02, 2015 09:21 AM (c+gwp)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 09:19 AM (XzRw1)
I solemnly swear I read that as "a large pile of hot bras."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2015 09:21 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: dananjcon at January 02, 2015 09:21 AM (NpXoL)
Then chases some Balls
While the Orange Worm feeds
the Dead Elephant falls
And the Turtle hides
And is silent
Posted by: The New Books of Nostrodomus at January 02, 2015 09:22 AM (KBvAm)
Posted by: se pa moron at January 02, 2015 09:22 AM (CsmCk)
I'll give that 5 stars.
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 02, 2015 09:22 AM (8ufJT)
Andrew Cuomo was 20 years old. And not on the ballot.
It was Mario.
Posted by: Citizen X at January 02, 2015 09:23 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Reggie Love at January 02, 2015 09:23 AM (8ufJT)
Please be.kidding about Warsaw.
Posted by: furious at January 02, 2015 09:24 AM (8lw4l)
Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2015 09:24 AM (v5UtH)
Posted by: joncelli at January 02, 2015 09:24 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: --- at January 02, 2015 09:24 AM (MMC8r)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjCjgjk9n0o
Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2015 09:24 AM (t//F+)
Kinda similar. I've shopped both.
As an example, where Sam's might sell Igloo coolers, Costco would sell Coleman.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 09:24 AM (1deOB)
Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2015 09:25 AM (v5UtH)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 02, 2015 09:25 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2015 09:20 AM (dFi94)
Yes and No. They have the best meat anywhere at fair prices. Sam's usually has a wider selection of goods. Costco will only give you two or three choices of an item by design. Costco's brand products, Kirkland, are as good or better than the top end brands. Grey Goose bottles their vodka.
Costco is sort of a cult. They sell stuff cheap and make money off your membership dues. Milk here is a dollar less per gallon than in grocery stores.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 09:25 AM (0FSuD)
I prefer BJs, just so I can randomly drop BJs in casually conversation with my wife and at the kid's school. It's always interesting to see who's face flushes.
Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2015 09:25 AM (JO/Ud)
The canonization of Cuomo over the next couple of days is going to be nauseating.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 02, 2015 09:26 AM (IGt06)
Posted by: furious at January 02, 2015 09:26 AM (8lw4l)
Posted by: Bretzysdude at January 02, 2015 09:26 AM (1brPs)
casually conversation with my wife and at the kid's school. It's always
interesting to see who's face flushes.
Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2015 09:25 AM (JO/Ud)
Who doesn't?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 09:26 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: The Angel of Death in a Funny Hat at January 02, 2015 09:26 AM (rwI+c)
Thanks guys, for the info on Costco. I'll see what their membership rates are when they get it built.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2015 09:27 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2015 09:27 AM (v5UtH)
Posted by: Kreplach at January 02, 2015 09:26 AM (IGt06)
It's already started over at Pravda, aka NY Slime,
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 09:28 AM (0FSuD)
$125.00 will get enough meat and seafood for two people for a month.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 02, 2015 09:28 AM (IGt06)
He and The Swimmer have the blood of innocents on their hands.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2015 09:28 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 09:28 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at January 02, 2015 09:29 AM (9y18Y)
Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 02, 2015 09:29 AM (1BQGO)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at January 02, 2015 09:30 AM (9y18Y)
I would like that. And Twitter too.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2015 09:30 AM (dFi94)
1. Screw all the movie hype! Mad Max IV, Avengers II, and Star Wars VII will rule the box office when they are in the cinemas, whiny critics and Oscar snobs be damned. Good guys versus bad guys, a linear plot that doesn't play gotcha games, stunts and action galore, and a little humor while the heroes catch their breath. That is what the masses want, not films about gay cowboys eating pudding.
2. Putin, ISIS, and PRC will get grabby with territory acquisition. Obummer will go golfing, Kerry will continue to be dismayed at 19th century behavior, and Biden will babble. In short, nothing will be done.
3. A major disease-maybe ebola, maybe something different-will be transmitted to the USA by illegal immigrants or improperly screened air travelers and threaten an epidemic.
4. Obummer will challenge the Republican Congress, meet some modest opposition to his demands, and then prance off in a huff to golf for a week and whine to the LSM.
5. The LSM will work itself in a tizzy to find a Democrat presidential candidate who is not named "Clinton", and the most RINO Republican candidate possible.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 02, 2015 09:31 AM (/mTq0)
Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2015 09:31 AM (v5UtH)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 02, 2015 09:31 AM (rwI+c)
"There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." - Asimov
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2015 09:21 AM (kgisg)
And as a cheerleader for progressive thought and control of humanity for its own good, it is nice to know that he lived what he preached.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2015 09:31 AM (t//F+)
President Joe Biden.
Posted by: mindful webworker nostradamus at January 02, 2015 09:32 AM (sVGvG)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at January 02, 2015 09:32 AM (V70Uh)
Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2015 09:32 AM (sj3Ax)
I predict Kate Upton will ride me like a rented mule.
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Predictions, not fantasies, that is a different thread.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 02, 2015 09:32 AM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at January 02, 2015 09:32 AM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 09:32 AM (XzRw1)
If you want to really save money, get a Restaurant Depot card. Borrow someone's business license.
Posted by: Jean at January 02, 2015 09:32 AM (JO/Ud)
......which are fueled and spread by Twitter.....
Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2015 09:33 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2015 09:33 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at January 02, 2015 09:18 AM (3jmxp)
"You drew that yourself, didn't you?"
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 02, 2015 09:34 AM (mf5HN)
Well, not exactly. Friday seafood days are great. Which reminds me I think I will get some King Crab legs for dinner.
Better get in gear here, they open at 10!
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 09:34 AM (0FSuD)
As has been noted, it took just ten years to go from 1963 Detroit to 1973 Detroit.
Posted by: Huh? at January 02, 2015 09:34 AM (xnAyb)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at January 02, 2015 09:34 AM (8ufJT)
On the bright side, Smart Phones are way better than two-way wrist radios with antennas taped to our arms.
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 02, 2015 09:35 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 09:35 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at January 02, 2015 09:36 AM (4LOD/)
The MFM's obsession with transgendered kids will continue unabated; more preening parents parading their confused young kids on Today and GMA for adulation.
Rosie and Whoopi both kicked off The View because everybody is sick of their shit.
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at January 02, 2015 09:36 AM (9y18Y)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2015 09:36 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: joncelli at January 02, 2015 09:36 AM (RD7QR)
This will be caused by GlowBull Worming.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 02, 2015 09:36 AM (Kr/1Z)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 02, 2015 09:36 AM (go6ud)
Alabama will not win a 16th National Championship. OSU will pull the surprise upset over Oregon.
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 02, 2015 09:31 AM (rwI+c)
That would suit me fine, but I don't think it will happen. The Ducks have too much offensive.
That and hot cheerleaders.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 09:36 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at January 02, 2015 09:37 AM (9y18Y)
Hope ya have time early evening to help root on my guys against the University of Commiefornia @ LA.
6:45 eastern I believe.
Supposedly evenly matched but we're still missing one of our main stoppers (Britz) in the middle of our D-line.
Last chance to see Tyler Lockett in college.
Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 02, 2015 09:37 AM (XHihg)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 09:37 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2015 09:37 AM (sj3Ax)
I predict there will be some crisis/scandal will erupt every couple
months that is directly linked to Obama's incompetence, naivety and/or
ideology. Just as the MSM is grudgingly starting to cover it another
Obama crisis/scandal will erupt, giving the MSM the excuse to move on
and allow the LIV's to remain blissfully unaware of the state of affairs
in this country.
=======================
The LSM is going to be very tired cleaning up Obummer's messes this year, at least when he bothers to do something enough to cause a mess. There will be lots more impatient calls for positive action while Obummer hits the links instead of doing his job.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 02, 2015 09:38 AM (/mTq0)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2015 09:38 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 09:39 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Reggie Deserves Love at January 02, 2015 09:39 AM (QWiro)
A belated Happy New Year to you. I hope your health is better than last year.
Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2015 09:37 AM (sj3Ax)
Thank you so much Carol. I wish the same for you.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2015 09:39 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 09:40 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: joncelli at January 02, 2015 09:40 AM (RD7QR)
*Obama will continue screwing over this country in both surprising and predictable ways with his damn pen, phone, nd a compliant MSM and GOPe.
*More "mysterious" diseases of the mutated EV-68 w/polio-like symptoms and outbreaks of old standards like measles, mumps, whooping cough.
*More racial unrest, including a big 'ol fiery, out of control, deadly riot in a major city like Detroit, LA to rival what happened in London a few years back (or France every New Years where "youths" set cars on fire. And more dead on both sie - cops and rioters.
*Israel will face ISIS and will also be forced to attempt to take out Iran's nukes before it's too lat.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2015 09:41 AM (ABcz/)
I will watch, certainly. Happy New Year to you, teej.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2015 09:41 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2015 09:36 AM (ABcz/)
---
Nailed it. Especially the pant creases.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 09:41 AM (A98Xu)
Putin will use a nuke on a NATO member somewhere, just to indicate that the old international order is truly over and done with, and to indicate that American security guarantees are complexly valueless.
The Finns are already terrified - they've seen this movie before.
Posted by: Huh? at January 02, 2015 09:42 AM (xnAyb)
President Joe Biden.
I've been expecting that since 2012. I'm convinced ValJar has too close a monitor on his supply for it to happen.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 02, 2015 09:43 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 02, 2015 09:35 AM (rwI+c)
Fair point. But I was really looking forward to the scantily clad spaceflight stewardesses.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2015 09:43 AM (2Ojst)
Take the burgers and split them in half and fill them with your favorite filling, mine is blue cheese.
Grill them and your done.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 02, 2015 09:43 AM (IGt06)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 09:44 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 02, 2015 09:44 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Ron Pearlman at January 02, 2015 09:44 AM (ISLdK)
Five Guys and BJs? Count me in!! Barry too!!
Posted by: Reggie Deserves Love at January 02, 2015 09:39 AM (QWiro)
Greedy pig!
Posted by: Barney at January 02, 2015 09:45 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 02, 2015 09:46 AM (Kr/1Z)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 09:35 AM (XzRw1)
Which means the number of blue states will increase accordingly.
Posted by: rickl at January 02, 2015 09:46 AM (zoehZ)
Posted by: Jonathan Winters at January 02, 2015 09:46 AM (QWiro)
Posted by: PabloD at January 02, 2015 09:46 AM (roESk)
Although...I would not be surprised at all if Hills comes out as a pathetic ploy to grab the first Gay AND first female president participation ribbon..
Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2015 09:46 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Huh? at January 02, 2015 09:42 AM (xnAyb)
Yeah, but then they sniped it.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 02, 2015 09:46 AM (mf5HN)
FIFY. Here in CostcoLand (otherwise known as Northern VA), one can see who's shopping there on garbage mornings - the sheer volume of packaging/stuff as trash from Costco families is mind boggling...
Posted by: anon a mouse at January 02, 2015 09:47 AM (/jpU8)
My prediction? Death, Destruction, Pestilence, and Famine or as some people know them: Stuhldreher, Crowley, Miller and Layden
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2015 09:47 AM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 09:28 AM (XzRw1)
Weasel Zippers
Posted by: Midnight Panhandler at January 02, 2015 09:48 AM (RoJ1U)
On the bright side, Smart Phones are way better than two-way wrist radios with antennas taped to our arms.
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 02, 2015 09:35 AM (rwI+c)
I bought a Samsung watch that connects with my Galaxy 4. It really is Dick Tracy. I can call or talk from my watch, read emails, send texts, check heart beat.
Pretty creepy, but it works like a champ. Blue tooth!
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 09:48 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at January 02, 2015 09:48 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 02, 2015 09:49 AM (Kr/1Z)
Hmmmm...... Five Guys Burgers, Beejers and No SEC Nat Champs.
Early candidate for thread of the year!!
Posted by: fixerupper at January 02, 2015 09:49 AM (NaV4z)
Twitter has been very useful for rapid response to left wing lies.
Posted by: steevy at January 02, 2015 09:31 AM (v5UtH)
The political establishment has a plan for to remedy that little problem, because nothing hurts the establishment more than the unfettered flow of information. I predict some form of internet regulation and oversight, for our own good of course, endorsed by a bi-partisan cabal of our entrenched dynastic leaders!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 02, 2015 09:49 AM (fL/7/)
I still have a smoker in the box I bought last year.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 09:50 AM (0FSuD)
Overall, they did a very good job of predicting the overall geopolitical situation today.
Posted by: Grabthar's Hammer at January 02, 2015 09:50 AM (0wiDy)
Pretty creepy, but it works like a champ. Blue tooth!
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 09:48 AM (0FSuD)
I hear Apple is in the process of making a Dick Watch that vibrates, so that your wife, girlfriend, or significant other can give you a hummer from anywhere in the Continental USA. Hummers from over seas may involve significant roaming charges
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 02, 2015 09:50 AM (Zmw74)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 02, 2015 09:46 AM (mf5HN)
But this time they may find that they sold sisu for a welfare state.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2015 09:51 AM (t//F+)
2. Situation with North Korea continues to deteriorate. Defectors attempt to put pressure on the international community to do something about the Kim regime, but it's Un himself that will force a confrontation.
3. Islamic State's whorehouses come back to bite them, and the emerging cases of Ebola in Mosul are the tip of a viral iceberg of STDs and other fluid-communicable diseases. Effectiveness of fighting force drops markedly, allowing Iraqi forces to regroup and regain some territory. Feckless Obama administration continues ignoring the biggest international crisis of the day.
4. Russia continues to show Obama for the fool he is. Exact nature of their mockery and trickery is hard to plot, but Putin's an ambitious bastard with a lot of tricks up his sleeves.
5. Monetary policy keeps getting weirder and weirder as the Federal Reserve exhausts its supply of tricks, in a vain effort to keep reality from catching up with the dollar. Severe financial shocks almost inevitable, but may wait until '16 or '17 to fully arrive.
6. Media will keep blaming Republicans for everything. If a third party is formed, the third party will be blamed for everything and the Republicans praised as a party of deep thinkers and statesmen almost on par with the Democratic Party in the media in an effort to keep the adverse bipartisanship of the current era alive.
7. The Left's war on the Middle Class will continue, threatening my new status as I've just barely established it. I will continue wishing that the government would just leave me alone and let me get on with my life.
8. Health insurance fuckery. It has not yet begun to screw everyone yet.
9. Christians will keep getting blamed for doing things 300 years ago that Islam is doing right now. Islam will continue to be praised and lauded as it's doing the very things that its useful idiots condemn Christianity for.
10. The word Fascism will absolutely not be used, despite the fact that the unholy alliance between the political class, their media cronies, and crony business has only ever been a feature of that system and no other.
Posted by: Cato at January 02, 2015 09:51 AM (3HxZe)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 02, 2015 09:51 AM (rwI+c)
One final prediction.
Fortress VIA gets a second, larger gun safe.
And more ammo.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 02, 2015 09:49 AM (Kr/1Z)
Good call. Get one with lights in it. I always have to wear a headlamp to find shit in mine.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 09:51 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 02, 2015 09:51 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2015 09:51 AM (t//F+)
*nods sagely*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 02, 2015 09:52 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: teej says go K-State at January 02, 2015 09:52 AM (XHihg)
And also, a shortage of greedy doctors who must be forced to take on more patients because of some memo, EO, or an obscure HHS regulation that threatens to pull their licenses if they don't.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2015 09:52 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Grabthar's Hammer at January 02, 2015 09:52 AM (0wiDy)
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I dont think an arsenal of high quality Mosins is going to help much this time....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 02, 2015 09:52 AM (NaV4z)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at January 02, 2015 09:53 AM (NeFrd)
I stopped wearing the watch, cause it looks sort of dorky and it creeps people out when you take a call and talk to your hand.
Funny, when I am in car the car bluetooth picks up and the watch stops working.
How do it know?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 09:54 AM (0FSuD)
Is it me or does Obummer's re-insertion into Iraq sound a lot like Suth Vietnam, 1965? I think the Libs are stuck in the Sixties in more ways than they thought...
I predict many police departments will issue officer cams. I also predict that many police unions will demand that the footage not be used as definitive proof of officer misconduct, diluting any real effectiveness.
Many morons are predicting a nasty riot caused by "activists" trying to provoke police into action. I will add to that prediction by saying the riot will take place in a blue-state city that has lots of gun control, but the crime that gets the "activists" involved will involve an illegally owned and used handgun.
Posted by: exdem13 at January 02, 2015 09:55 AM (/mTq0)
Put the company provided pedometer on a watch band to wear during fapping. They are gonna shit. I'm already up to 34 miles since Wednesday.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 09:55 AM (1deOB)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 02, 2015 09:55 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 09:50 AM (0FSuD)
Thing about Costco is that as far as I can tell (from personal experience) they'll take anything back if you are dissatisfied. I'd bet you could return that smoker and get a refund no questions asked!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 02, 2015 09:56 AM (fL/7/)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 02, 2015 09:56 AM (Kr/1Z)
Giuseppe excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married.
He says, 'Just for fun, Mama, I’m going to bring over three women and you try
and guess which one
I'm going to marry.' The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house, sits them down on the couch
& they chat for a while. He then says, 'Okay, Mama, guess which one I'm going to marry?'
Mama says immediately, 'The one on the right.’
'That's amazing, Mama. You're right. How did you know?’
Mama replies: 'I don't like her.'
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 02, 2015 09:57 AM (rwI+c)
I hate that. I have some battery powered stick anywhere led lights. That may be a Saturday or Sunday project this weekend.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 09:57 AM (1deOB)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 02, 2015 09:58 AM (rwI+c)
I predict a famous actor or actress or politician or sports figure or newscaster will come out as a heterosexual.
Posted by: Criswell predicts at January 02, 2015 09:58 AM (W5DcG)
I predict the CDC will hire a new Lab Safety Chief because more layers of government solves problems.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 09:28 AM (XzRw1)
Weasel Zippers
I cheated a wee bit.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 09:59 AM (XzRw1)
Yeh...me too.
Makes it easier to find the car keys.
Oh, what?
never mind.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 02, 2015 10:00 AM (Kr/1Z)
Prediction: More lying for 2015
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 02, 2015 10:00 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 09:55 AM (1deOB)
Ha!
I am forgetting the particulars, but some school district was going to have all their students wear pedometers to see what exercise they're getting at home.
My favorite response to that was the parent who replied if my kid comes home with one of those, I'm putting it on the dog.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 02, 2015 10:01 AM (mf5HN)
It's a real nice store, but the owner is a far left O-bot, a big time contributer of money to Prog politics, so I switched to BJ's (wholesale club).
Posted by: Weirddave at January 02, 2015 10:01 AM (KAmzK)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts etc. at January 02, 2015 10:01 AM (myLs7)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 10:02 AM (XzRw1)
Thus freeing up Barry to spend even *more* time with the guys, and play more golf rounds in 2015 than any prior year in his presidency.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2015 10:02 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Oregon Ducks at January 02, 2015 10:03 AM (QWiro)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at January 02, 2015 10:03 AM (NeFrd)
Oh, the government wants to track my children's movements? Tell me again that homeschooling is crazy.
Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2015 10:04 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 02, 2015 09:56 AM (fL/7/)
Oh I know, but they won't take back expired shit. I found that out the hard way. I once was behind a man trying to return a shirt he said he had bought at Costco. Woman went back two year of his purchases and no shirt. They were very polite, but the guy was trying to return shit that wasn't his. Very Sketchy.
No I am going to keep it and give it to son this spring. He bought his first home and a good smoker will be something he can use.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 10:04 AM (0FSuD)
"On Thursday, Senator Reid received treatment at University Medical Center in Las Vegas for injuries sustained in an accident he suffered while exercising at home in Henderson.
A piece of equipment Senator Reid was using to exercise broke, causing him to fall and break a number of ribs and bones in his face."
Posted by: RWC at January 02, 2015 10:04 AM (fWAjv)
inner feelings and scheduling life change surgery.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 10:04 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2015 10:04 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 10:05 AM (0FSuD)
Not one to believe in predictions, so I'm reasonably sure the above is all wrong.
Posted by: Wtp at January 02, 2015 10:05 AM (8CYQ6)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at January 02, 2015 10:05 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 02, 2015 10:05 AM (QWiro)
Switching to BJs is almost always a good idea.....
Posted by: Typical disgusting Moron at January 02, 2015 10:06 AM (Zu3d9)
Harry Reid broke his face?
Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2015 10:06 AM (dFi94)
Posted by: RWC at January 02, 2015 10:04 AM (fWAjv)
Yeah, right. Wonder which union thug beat up his ass. When you lose you pay.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 10:06 AM (0FSuD)
I predict that Boehner will get primaried, pull a Charlie Crist, and come back as a Democratic candidate.
Posted by: Cato at January 02, 2015 10:06 AM (3HxZe)
Boehner will cry.
McConnell will smirk.
And Biden will be a jerk.
You heard it here first.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 02, 2015 10:06 AM (RZzX3)
Media will continue to cause large-scale damage by doubling down on their image of the [role of the] narrative as a shaping tool rather than as an accurate descriptor of actual events, because they have nothing else left;
Alternative informational strategies will continue to emerge from unlikely sources;
The powers that be will attempt to destroy/discredit such strategies as they emerge, with varying degrees of success or failure, because they also have nothing else left;
One or more major events [read: unignorable] will come to pass that will further discredit the "narrative as shaping tool" approach among more of those who were formerly not paying attention;
If we are lucky, someone powerful will seize upon one of the emerging counter-strategies and provide a positive rallying point.
Posted by: Piercello at January 02, 2015 10:06 AM (JybVy)
I predict Gabe consecendingly lecturing us that focusing on social issues will cost the GOPe the moderate voters it needs to be viable.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2015 10:07 AM (zF6Iw)
Little Johnny was a fighter.
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 02, 2015 10:07 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Y-not at January 02, 2015 10:07 AM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 10:07 AM (XzRw1)
Funny, some days at Costco are like traveling to China or Mexico. Not a word of English. Usually store owners buying shit.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 10:07 AM (0FSuD)
Putin keels over and the oligarchs scramble for a new plan. Realizing their demographics are screwed and they don't have the culture to overcome their broad-based stagnation, they look around and realize an old rival has a wide population swath that has what they need--and is on the outs in their own homeland!
And so, with a truly bizarre invitation, the American migration to Russia begins...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 02, 2015 10:07 AM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: RWC at January 02, 2015 10:04 AM (fWAjv)
*****
Crap. Now I need a new exercise partner.
Posted by: Scrawny Armed Rob Lowe at January 02, 2015 10:08 AM (NeFrd)
I don't think that will work.
You need something that reciprocates.
Bribe your kids to wear it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 02, 2015 10:08 AM (RZzX3)
have all their students wear pedometers to see what exercise they're
getting at home.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/78p2zws
Yeah, we likely will see more of this nanny state crap in public schools.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2015 10:09 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 02, 2015 10:00 AM (rwI+c)
I thought it's not a prediction if it is foreordained.
I thought Maet's Quote of the Day on the ONT was perfectly suited as a description for our current fascist government's Ministry of Truth.
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 02, 2015 10:09 AM (fL/7/)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 10:10 AM (0FSuD)
I predict a famous actor or actress or politician or sports figure or newscaster will come out as a heterosexual.
Posted by: Criswell predicts at January 02, 2015 09:58 AM (W5DcG)
Heh. Before long that will become shocking controversial. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GAY!!!?!?!??"
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2015 10:10 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2015 10:04 AM (MYCIw)
There's another push to use GPS tracking in cars for a fee for mile system since gas tax revenue is falling. Yeah. No.
Over at Insty's there's a link to a study with suggestions on how police forces can raise revenue, one of which is a fee per 911 use.
*looks at phone bill*
Why look at that. 911 surcharge. Huh.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 02, 2015 10:10 AM (mf5HN)
If my company gives me a pedometer, I'm taping it to the ceiling fan.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at January 02, 2015 10:05 AM (NeFrd)
Double-sock it and put it in the dryer
Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2015 10:11 AM (t//F+)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2015 10:09 AM (ABcz/)
What happened to the America where 90% of the parents would tell them to stick the pedometer where the sun don't shine?
Rhetorical......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2015 10:11 AM (Zu3d9)
Yep. At least they will give it another try, through action by EO or bureaucracy (see "net neutrality").
It's become an eternal action item, like gun control, that will be back every year, forever.
And on the side note, we quit Costco years ago.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at January 02, 2015 10:11 AM (Wlfsp)
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
"On Thursday, Senator Reid received treatment at University Medical
Center in Las Vegas for injuries sustained in an accident he suffered
while exercising at home in Henderson.
A piece of equipment Senator Reid was using to exercise broke, causing him to fall and break a number of ribs and bones in his face."
================================
Saw that on Drudge, too. One wonders if the equipment in question was named "Lance" or "Ramon"?
Posted by: exdem13 at January 02, 2015 10:11 AM (/mTq0)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at January 02, 2015 10:12 AM (7j5N9)
If my company gives me a pedometer, I'm taping it to the ceiling fan.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at January 02, 2015 10:05 AM (NeFrd)
Double-sock it and put it in the dryer
Posted by: Kindltot at January 02, 2015 10:11 AM (t//F+)
Tape it to your car's wheel. Duck tape, what can't it do?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 10:12 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2015 10:13 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 02, 2015 10:13 AM (rwI+c)
dang. didn't read the reason for the comment so half of it is wrong.
Tie it to your dog.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 02, 2015 10:13 AM (RZzX3)
Yeah, right. Wonder which union thug beat up his ass. When you lose you pay.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 10:06 AM (0FSuD)
I know. I would love to know what kind of equipment breaks your ribs as well as your face.
Posted by: RWC at January 02, 2015 10:13 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Micky Shwarma at January 02, 2015 10:13 AM (sCHw2)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 10:12 AM (0FSuD)
Give you a clean Brazilian.
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2015 10:13 AM (2Ojst)
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Mrs. Hammer works at Belks.
That shit, and worse happens all of the time.
The "No questions asked" return policies of stores have brought about irrational expectations on the part of consumers. It's crazy. People bring back stuff with sweat stains (and worse) and claim that they never wore it.
The policies have encouraged shoplifting on a massive scale. No receipt? That's okay..., here's your money.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2015 10:14 AM (kgisg)
A piece of equipment Senator Reid was using to exercise broke, causing him to fall and break a number of ribs and bones in his face."
Those Webelos are feisty.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2015 10:14 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 02, 2015 10:14 AM (JybVy)
Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2015 10:04 AM (MYCIw)
Just wait until they embed the GPS microchip for "identification" purposes!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 02, 2015 10:14 AM (fL/7/)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 02, 2015 10:14 AM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Hillary 2016! at January 02, 2015 10:14 AM (QWiro)
Posted by: Insomniac at January 02, 2015 10:13 AM (2Ojst)
Eww, too much knowledge.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 10:14 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 02, 2015 10:10 AM (mf5HN)
Don't look at your cell phone bill.
Aside from it being stroke-inducing because of the % of taxes, there are charming things like a "Federal Universal Services Assessment."
Do not interpret that. It's not worth the damage to your desk.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2015 10:15 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 02, 2015 10:14 AM (JybVy)
Great. Starting out 2015 with a new monitor.
Posted by: RWC at January 02, 2015 10:16 AM (fWAjv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2015 10:16 AM (kgisg)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2015 10:17 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 02, 2015 10:17 AM (/mTq0)
Thump, thump, thump, thump
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at January 02, 2015 10:17 AM (NeFrd)
You don't have to have it for long and they measure deacceleration on stopping as they say that if someone is stopping too quickly, they're not paying attention and/or driving too fast.
Plus they measure how many miles you drive on average.
I drive very few miles and during the process was very careful about deceleration. took $12 a month off my bill so I can't complain.
Now if they put a gps tracker AND a vehicle monitor in the car, that's a different story.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 02, 2015 10:18 AM (RZzX3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2015 10:16 AM (kgisg)
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Harry Reid is a nasty POS. Really nasty. Doesn't move my "I give a shit" meter.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 10:18 AM (A98Xu)
I predict that future bills will include the following lines:
Tax Fee:
Fee Tax:
Posted by: Cato at January 02, 2015 10:18 AM (3HxZe)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at January 02, 2015 10:14 AM (JybVy)
Tea. All over the place.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 02, 2015 10:18 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Eromero at January 02, 2015 10:18 AM (go5uR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2015 10:15 AM (Zu3d9)
Si Senor!
Posted by: Carlos Slim at January 02, 2015 10:18 AM (fL/7/)
Posted by: Y-not at January 02, 2015 10:19 AM (9BRsg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2015 10:14 AM (kgisg)
Yeah, but Wal Mart has started keeping files on returners. If it's a big item they want your driver license. They check their data base before they give you a payment and they enter your shit in the data base so if you return shit all the time, you going to be in troubles
So Mike, your wife is one of the six Belk employees in the store? Our Belks is worse than a wal mart, no help anywhere.
Wife is torn about it, she grew up with the Belk kids, but is afraid to say something to them. I think good call.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 10:19 AM (0FSuD)
ESPN will stand for Eschewing Sports, Political Now
Posted by: Cato at January 02, 2015 10:19 AM (3HxZe)
him to fall and break a number of ribs and bones in his face."
Shorter: He was drunk and fell off something. (or someone)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 02, 2015 10:19 AM (RZzX3)
Yeah, that doesn't really make me feel any better about it.
Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2015 10:20 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 10:20 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 02, 2015 10:19 AM (RZzX3)
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Yep.
I simply don't believe anything I hear/read anymore.
Why should I?
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 10:20 AM (A98Xu)
Since badly stored Sarin degrades comparatively quickly, the attack(s) won't be as effective as the terrorists hope, with results similar to those of the Tokyo subway attacks by the Aum Shinrikyo cult: few people killed but lots and lots of panic.
Posted by: Elizabeth 'White Feather' Warren, Princess of the Kickapoo at January 02, 2015 10:21 AM (CAJL/)
Aside from it being stroke-inducing because of the % of taxes, there are charming things like a "Federal Universal Services Assessment."
Do not interpret that. It's not worth the damage to your desk.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2015 10:15 AM (Zu3d9)
That's the Obamaphone surcharge.
I'm pretty sure that there's a 911 surcharge on the cell phone too.
I love the "Oh and then there's the miscellaneous fee that we can charge you to claw back some taxes or fees we have to pay but we aren't going to tell you what it is, what the fee we are collecting for is, how long you have to pay it, or, you know, anything else about it" fee.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 02, 2015 10:21 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2015 10:20 AM (MYCIw)
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That's how I feel. The 12 bucks isn't worth the monitoring. Increments people, increments.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 10:21 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: troyriser at January 02, 2015 10:21 AM (CAJL/)
Posted by: Y-not at January 02, 2015 10:22 AM (9BRsg)
No chance that doddering old fool, say, tripped while strolling on a treadmill or got confused/ forgot what he was doing while using an eliptical thingie and got whacked in the face by the moving handles.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2015 10:23 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Midnight Panhandler at January 02, 2015 10:23 AM (rD6ku)
I have found myself watching ESPN less and less. There are a couple of baseball guys who are interesting, and that lunatic hockey guy is amusing, but that is it.
We have some excellent radio sports programs (local), and listening is infinitely more pleasant than watching.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2015 10:23 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Y-not at January 02, 2015 10:22 AM (9BRsg)
It's charming that you think you'll have a choice.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2015 10:23 AM (zF6Iw)
the worst thing about it is that I think it did something to my engine computer as ever since then my mileage has gone down. (that could be just my imagination)
It does plug into the analysis port of the computer but that port is also used to make adjustments to the parameters the computer uses to figure how to change what part of the fuel delivery to reduces emissions. Sooo..
BTW AFIK there is no gps on the Progressive gizmo.
Doubt it would get a good signal down there plus it was too small a device.
It COULD estimate where you went by # miles and stops made but that's just tinfoil hat territory.
Hold on I hear a knock on the door.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 02, 2015 10:25 AM (RZzX3)
They'll force you to retrofit it in, but within a few hours, someone will have a video on Youtube showing how to disable it in such a way that it can be re-enabled at will.
Everyone will let it clock them driving about one day a month, just to show something. "car? I only use it to go to the store every now and then, I carpool." Strangely, they won't be able to identify who all of these alleged carpool drivers actually are.
Posted by: Cato at January 02, 2015 10:25 AM (3HxZe)
Take pedometer, dog, and tennis ball to park. Some assembly required.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 10:25 AM (1deOB)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 02, 2015 10:21 AM (mf5HN)
You don't take direction well.....
And yes, that lovely "Administrative Fee" sounds suspiciously like, "We don't want to tell you what you are really paying for."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2015 10:26 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Zombie Seamus Romney at January 02, 2015 10:26 AM (QWiro)
Hello from Way Down Here and it's after 2am, obviously still in holiday mode here ...
My prediction - because we are so far away from anywhere, our island will be a haven of love and peace which will be looked at with envy by the rest of world
///// except for the dear unmentionable religious nutters who were allowed in *Presbyterians/Lutherans/any religion except the one we can't speak of in bad terms*
I should be in bed, as I'm meeting 4 friends for a girlie day out in a few hours - lunch at the casino , the Star, and to see "Dirty Dancing" at the Lyric Theatre within the Star complex
http://goo.gl/hvaYM
Posted by: aussie at January 02, 2015 10:26 AM (b/1aA)
Wife is torn about it, she grew up with the Belk kids, but is afraid to say something to them. I think good call.
Posted by: Nip Sip
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Obamacare has caused them to reduce all floor people to less than 30hr/week. So, they have hired a bunch of part-time people. One of the big problems is trying to schedule a rotating stream of part-timers.
Yeah, we have plenty of ties to the Belk family, including changing Tim's diaper when he was a baby.
Tim wants to maintain Belk's as the premier SE department store, but society is downshifting to Trash Nation, and it's difficult to maintain standards and stay in business.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2015 10:27 AM (kgisg)
Center in Las Vegas for injuries sustained in an accident he suffered
while exercising at home in Henderson.
Did he break a hip?
Posted by: Grim Reaper at January 02, 2015 10:27 AM (XzRw1)
Go big with the predictions
Oh gee, three crackheads want a ride
ugggghh
Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 02, 2015 10:27 AM (/88SZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 10:25 AM (1deOB)
Take pedometer...place in ziploc bag.
Place under car tire.
Drive back and forth several times.
Return to school.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2015 10:27 AM (Zu3d9)
will be a haven of love and peace which will be looked at with envy by
the rest of world.
Already happened - I'd love to live in Australia!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2015 10:28 AM (ABcz/)
Progressive kept calling me, we're not getting a signal from your car, they said.
Of course you are, the cell tower is across the road, I said,
You have to reset the monitor, they said. I did, and they would tell me they didn't have any data from my car.
Because it's parked in the garage, I said. It's why I wanted the monitor, because you say I get a cheaper insurance rate based on how many miles I drive.
Four months later they gave me an insurance quote and told me to send the device back, then they charged me for the device saying I had not sent it back in the prepaid package they sent me. The car was still parked.
Posted by: Midnight Panhandler at January 02, 2015 10:28 AM (rD6ku)
Posted by: Y-not at January 02, 2015 10:22 AM (9BRsg)
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Good.... cause we're putting them in at the factory.
--- The Teamsters
Posted by: fixerupper at January 02, 2015 10:28 AM (NaV4z)
Posted by: neil deGrasse Tyson at January 02, 2015 10:28 AM (V6jMD)
1973
1980
1987
1994 (an exception)
2001
2008
and so on...
Posted by: Valiant at January 02, 2015 10:28 AM (4rlxS)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 02, 2015 10:28 AM (KBvAm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2015 10:16 AM (kgisg)
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Harry Reid is a nasty POS. Really nasty. Doesn't move my "I give a shit" meter.
Posted by: Seems Legit
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I was gloating.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2015 10:29 AM (kgisg)
Studies have shown that the
Posted by: OSHA at January 02, 2015 10:30 AM (NeFrd)
I'd love to work again but no one's hiring old fat guys for out door labor these days and my expertise has all been shipped overseas.
12,000 new pages of regulations just this new year.
This is what will bring the country to a halt. Not the IRS, the gas prices or rioters in Ferguson.
Over regulation by unelected bureaucrats justifying the existence of their position to another unelected bureaucrat is what will grind us to a halt. Or martial law cause eventually people will start disobeying all the laws on purpose. People do that when their lives/livelihood are threatened. Happened in the past with other countries.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at January 02, 2015 10:30 AM (RZzX3)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2015 10:29 AM (kgisg)
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I know, I was just throwing in my 2 cents.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 02, 2015 10:31 AM (A98Xu)
Dark. Continued dark throughout most of the evening, with some widely scattered light towards morning.
Posted by: Al Sleet, the Hippie-Dippie Weatherman at January 02, 2015 10:31 AM (yn6XZ)
I hope all Reid's injuries get infected, his marrow on every bone infested with worms, and cause incredible, unending agony for the rest of his miserable, God-hating life.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at January 02, 2015 10:31 AM (scgac)
Obviously you don't need to listen to me and my predictions.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 02, 2015 10:31 AM (TOk1P)
Thai ladyboi junket.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 10:32 AM (1deOB)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2015 10:29 AM (kgisg)
You aren't supposed to admit it....just smile to yourself and maybe add a small skip in your step.
He must have brittle bones if all of that damage was done by a fall.
It would be unfortunate if the ribs took so long to heal that the depressed breathing caused pneumonia.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2015 10:32 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 02, 2015 10:32 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Bill Nye at January 02, 2015 10:32 AM (XzRw1)
306 Lizzy
I, not in Sydney right now - it's hot and the bloody mossies are coming in through the screens - bastards must lube themselves to get through
*Swat* *Sprat*
Although I do love summer here...
Posted by: aussie at January 02, 2015 10:33 AM (b/1aA)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 10:33 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2015 10:33 AM (kgisg)
323
Lizzy, that was supposed to "Hi"
I'm blaming laughing at the funny comments while sipping fabulous Aussie wine...at 2.45am
Posted by: aussie at January 02, 2015 10:34 AM (b/1aA)
Place under car tire.
Drive back and forth several times.
Return to school.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
That too. If you want to be pedantic about it.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 10:35 AM (1deOB)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 02, 2015 10:36 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Charlie
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Just think. At last, Harry Reid will have trouble sleeping. Karma.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2015 10:36 AM (kgisg)
Posted by: Sabrina Ruben Erdely at January 02, 2015 10:36 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 10:35 AM (1deOB)
Step lightly with that kind of comment....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2015 10:37 AM (Zu3d9)
Prediction: The Middle East will remain a shambles of all the important parts of civilization - public health, infrastructure, public safety - and will only survive because of outside aid.
Prediction: China will continue to be provocative on the world stage to distract attention from deteriorating conditions at home.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 02, 2015 10:37 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2015 10:38 AM (kgisg)
Did he break a hip?
Posted by: Grim Reaper
Must not have been life threatening if you didn't get a call.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 10:38 AM (1deOB)
Posted by: Cajun Man at January 02, 2015 10:38 AM (ISLdK)
Posted by: aussie at January 02, 2015 10:34 AM (b/1aA)
Best wine industry in the world.
Unbelievable quality and very reasonable prices.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2015 10:38 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Citizen X at January 02, 2015 10:38 AM (7ObY1)
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The Swedish flag has now been banned at a primary school in Sweden. The reason is that the flag may be offensive to certain groups and breaking the law [by being] offensive against ethnic groups.
The sensational ban is introduced at Söndrum school in Halmstad. Use of the flag is now only allowed on the national day or when foreign students are invited.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/qx9tses
Posted by: RioBravo at January 02, 2015 10:39 AM (z27Ny)
Posted by: Lauren at January 02, 2015 10:39 AM (MYCIw)
Posted by: rickb223
Step lightly with that kind of comment....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Golf clap. Well played.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 10:39 AM (1deOB)
I got alert that Harry Reid had broken ribs from workout accident. I didn't read the story.
Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2015 10:40 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Jameis Winston at January 02, 2015 10:40 AM (QWiro)
Seriously, I'm not going to say he was raping a child, I do think however his "exercising" was something other than exercising.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 02, 2015 10:41 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Lauren
Quick! Stop and get hot dogs!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 10:41 AM (1deOB)
Tim wants to maintain Belk's as the premier SE department store, but
society is downshifting to Trash Nation, and it's difficult to maintain
standards and stay in business.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 02, 2015 10:27 AM (kgisg)
No shit? Wife lived across the street from them, her and Katie use to babysit when Tom and Cat would go out.
Cat lives down the street from me. Small fucking world.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 10:41 AM (0FSuD)
Oh dear sweet Lord, NO!!!!!
Posted by: Hank Hill at January 02, 2015 10:42 AM (2Ojst)
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 02, 2015 10:42 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Midnight Panhandler at January 02, 2015 10:43 AM (rD6ku)
Really, which team is going to be the loser of the Jameis sweepstakes?
It couldn't be the Browns, I would think. They lost last year.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 02, 2015 10:43 AM (TOk1P)
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 10:43 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Carol at January 02, 2015 10:44 AM (sj3Ax)
At least you will be able to say, "Get off my lawn!" with some authenticity.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2015 10:44 AM (Zu3d9)
1. The progressive agenda will be advanced, either by a little or by a lot
2. The GOP leadership will decide that the current progressive push is not the hill to die on and retreat
3. The GOP leadership will expend more energy and resources fighting conservatives than fighting Democrats.
Of course, these are my predictions every year, and every year I've gone 3 for 3.
Wahoo.
Posted by: OregonMuse at January 02, 2015 10:45 AM (W8CO7)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 10:45 AM (1deOB)
Posted by: toby928(C) at January 02, 2015 10:45 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 02, 2015 10:45 AM (4gN5w)
Posted by: JEM at January 02, 2015 10:46 AM (DN9hz)
The Jets.
It is just too perfect for them. Three QB busts in a row might finally drive the Johnsons to sell (but probably not).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 02, 2015 10:46 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 10:46 AM (1deOB)
Posted by: PabloD at January 02, 2015 10:46 AM (roESk)
Anybody see the news story about the 300 US GIs in Iraq and their firebase under daily attack from ISIS?
Almost like Khe Sanh all over again.
Posted by: Midnight Panhandler at January 02, 2015 09:14 AM (RoJ1U)
American GI: Good. Now we can attack these bastards in every direction!
*peruses 548 page ROE document*
American GI: We're fucked.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 02, 2015 10:47 AM (TIIx5)
336 CBD
Hi, and yes, we are so fortunate here with our wonderful wine industry
What we're drinking now (Or what I'm drinking now because the Old Aussie Bloke is snoring)
It's called "Miles From Nowhere" chardy - yummy stuff
Posted by: aussie at January 02, 2015 10:47 AM (b/1aA)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 10:45 AM (1deOB)
What no marshmallows?
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 02, 2015 10:47 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: President* Bullworth at January 02, 2015 10:49 AM (ePnKH)
Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at January 02, 2015 10:50 AM (9y18Y)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 10:51 AM (XzRw1)
Of course, they get the name of the Romney friend wrong, so take that fwiw.
Posted by: Y-not at January 02, 2015 10:52 AM (9BRsg)
Posted by: SMFH at it all at January 02, 2015 10:54 AM (OsWis)
Hot Gas has a "Romney will run to stop Cruz" click bait column up.
That site has gone full RINO over the last year or three.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 10:55 AM (XzRw1)
Allahpundit trolling the readership again is my guess. He loves to watch them jump and scream, and they give him that.
RomMentum!!!!!!!!!!!!
JebMentum!!!!!!!!!!!!
*inserted assorted screams, groans, strange heathenish oaths here*
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Rant Responsibly at the Outrage Outlet! at January 02, 2015 10:58 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 02, 2015 10:47 AM (TIIx5)
Oh how I wish I could find the humor in that comment!
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 02, 2015 10:58 AM (fL/7/)
Posted by: despair at January 02, 2015 11:01 AM (dcY7v)
Probably a safe bet, one I'd be happy to lose though.
Posted by: fb at January 02, 2015 11:30 AM (JVEmw)
The Iranians nuke Dubai and make the Saudis and rest of Emirates an Offer They Can't Refuse.
Posted by: Jim in Virginia at January 02, 2015 11:48 AM (AVz13)
Posted by: Tom Hagen at January 02, 2015 11:55 AM (l3vZN)
Fun fact: Guuliani started the school voucher system that every liberal in NYC has been fighting for the last decade.
Posted by: Kreplach at January 02, 2015 12:10 PM (IGt06)
Posted by: Kirk at January 02, 2015 12:42 PM (GBnWt)
Posted by: shibumi who is awaiting SMOD at January 02, 2015 01:15 PM (LeFwz)
More cops will die at the hand of blacks than vice versa.
Posted by: mc at January 02, 2015 04:43 PM (xuXpE)
Posted by: RGallegos at January 02, 2015 05:05 PM (AVODN)
Posted by: The Political Hat at January 02, 2015 05:19 PM (0Ew3K)
And Jupiter aligns with Mars
Then peace will guide the planets
And love will steer the stars
Posted by: Aquarius at January 02, 2015 09:01 PM (ufJz2)
A midwestern governor becomes front runner despite not having gone to college.
Spoiler alert - Scott Walker.
Harry Reid is caught with a 12 year old, Pelosi wants age of consent dropped to 12.
Tom Hanks is in movie you will love.
White House aides quit so they can tell all in books rather than say nothing to Congress.
Posted by: ubik at January 02, 2015 11:01 PM (lCc6O)
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