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My head still hurts.

Posted by: BenK at 08:10 AM

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1 Links up on ONT

Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2015 08:11 AM (u9gzs)

2 Morning! Rise and shine!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 02, 2015 08:12 AM (/9Mak)

3 I didn't drink anything over New Year's. That was because wifey gave me grief about drinking all through Christmas.

Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2015 08:13 AM (u9gzs)

4 Morning all.

Posted by: Darth Randall at January 02, 2015 08:15 AM (6n332)

5 Today's top news:
BenK's head still hurts.

Morning, Glories!

Now to hunt down the Vic Report.
bbl

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 02, 2015 08:15 AM (sVGvG)

6 I got your cure Ben
Take off your shoe
Drop a hot iron on your foot
You'll forget all about the headache

See, I'm a giver

Posted by: Navycopjoe at January 02, 2015 08:15 AM (/88SZ)

7 Links start at 661

Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2015 08:16 AM (u9gzs)

8 Good morning Horde! Whats goin on today? I hope everyone enjoyed yesterday's fun and frivolity.

And I would just like to draw your attention to the contrasting behavior between the teams competing in the NHL Winter Classic, and the pitiful excuse for a college football team that was the FSU Seminoles, led by their wunderkid and media ho.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 02, 2015 08:17 AM (60Vyp)

9 There were only a handful of New York Democrats worth a shit, Koch and Moynihan come mind can't think of any others.

The canonization of Cuomo over the next couple of days is going to be nauseating.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 02, 2015 08:17 AM (bKSy7)

10
Good morning, Hordelings.

I've driven 80 miles, worked out, and logged on. But I think I'm still drunk.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 02, 2015 08:18 AM (JtwS4)

11 I want total credit for remembering that, hey, today's Friday and I have to work today.

Well. I have to be physically present at work. The actual working at work thing is under consideration.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 02, 2015 08:19 AM (mf5HN)

12 I am about to drive 250 miles.

Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2015 08:19 AM (u9gzs)

13 *resists the temptation to shout and make loud blog noises to bother Ben*

So I guess I will sit here quietly.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 02, 2015 08:20 AM (LrvAY)

14 I want total credit for remembering that, hey, today's Friday and I have to work today.
Well. I have to be physically present at work. The actual working at work thing is under consideration.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at January 02, 2015 08:19 AM (mf5HN)

That makes two of us, Imperial One.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2015 08:20 AM (zF6Iw)

15 Rotating on the barbed cock of Satan for eternity.

Apply as you see fit.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 08:21 AM (XzRw1)

16 Go B1G or go home, I guess. Surprised to wake up to that Sugar Bowl score.

Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2015 08:23 AM (FcR7P)

17 Morning daywalkers, time for me to stare at the back of my eyelids for a few hours.

Ya'll don't trash the joint.

Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something... at January 02, 2015 08:25 AM (baiNQ)

18
Meanwhile in California, aside from our luxury chicken law, driver licensees for illegals and a plastic bag ban, new for 2015:

Voting for Illiterates
Eligible Californians cannot be disqualified from registering to vote on the grounds that they sign the required affidavit with a mark, cross or signature stamp.

Vote Fraud
Absentee ballots mailed on election day will be counted if they arrive within three days. Formerly the deadline was election day.

Los Illegals
Insurance: Immigrants with state driver's licenses are eligible for California's Low Cost Auto Insurance Program, even if they reside here illegally.

Professional licenses: Those in the country illegally will no longer need a Social Security number to obtain state licenses to work as doctors, dentists, nurses, barbers, security guards or for many other jobs.

Student loans: Immigrants residing in the country illegally are eligible to apply for student loans funded by the state to help them attend University of California or California State University campuses.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 02, 2015 08:25 AM (kdS6q)

19 Hung over and at work.

Ho ho ho. Merry new year.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 02, 2015 08:26 AM (7ObY1)

20 Morning daywalkers, time for me to stare at the back of my eyelids for a few hours.

Ya'll don't trash the joint.

Hey! That's the way we found it!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 08:26 AM (1deOB)

21 re: Cuomo

My Give-a-Shit-o-Meter isn't registering at all.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 02, 2015 08:27 AM (7ObY1)

22 18 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 02, 2015 08:25 AM (kdS6q)

While the Democrats own the State they want to make sure that a permanent Democrat control will remain until CA becomes Detroit at the State level. They are almost there now.

Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2015 08:28 AM (u9gzs)

23 18>> I'm pretty sure when Cali flops into the dustbin of history as bankrupt failed state the Captain Zero will wave his imperial wand and fund a resurgent economic stimulus package. Just like he did for Detroit. So you got that goin for ya too.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 02, 2015 08:29 AM (60Vyp)

24 I took the day off. I have a gift card to my favorite clothing store and a five dollar coupon and I'm not afraid to use it.

Posted by: ALH at January 02, 2015 08:30 AM (btTLZ)

25 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 02, 2015 08:25 AM (kdS6q)

Laa taken from the Cloward-Piven text "Voter Fraud For Dummies!". Good to know you can be illiterate and still vote, but I am surprised that they didn't have a requirement that you be able to recognize de to ensure proper voting!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 02, 2015 08:30 AM (fL/7/)

26 I saw Luxury Chicken open for The Eagles

San Diego Civic Center, 1977

Posted by: Citizen X at January 02, 2015 08:30 AM (7ObY1)

27 CA becomes Detroit at the State level. They are almost there now.

Hardest hit: Former police/fire chiefs receiving $500k/year pensions.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 08:33 AM (XzRw1)

28 We cAn hAs reMAchus?

Posted by: SEC student athletes at January 02, 2015 08:34 AM (myLs7)

29 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 02, 2015 08:25 AM

All y'all really messed up the state in the five years since I left!

Actually, I think the latest pro-illegal moves essentially brought what was already happening out into the open. At least that's what voting and dealing with the DMV felt like before....

Posted by: MrScribbler at January 02, 2015 08:35 AM (yAC3X)

30 How many rape threads can we expect today?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 08:36 AM (XzRw1)

31 From Vic's links, a silly question:

"Why in the crap are 'pop stars' going to muzzie countries? Are they insane or just clueless?"

Both.

Posted by: mindful webworker at January 02, 2015 08:36 AM (sVGvG)

32 Links up on ONT

Including this heart-warmer: ISIS fighters are contracting (and spreading) Ebola.

Ebola Goats for the win!

Posted by: t-bird at January 02, 2015 08:36 AM (FcR7P)

33 23
18>> I'm pretty sure when Cali flops into the dustbin of history
as bankrupt failed state the Captain Zero will wave his imperial wand
and fund a resurgent economic stimulus package. Just like he did for
Detroit. So you got that goin for ya too.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 02, 2015 08:29 AM (60Vyp)

He has already pumped nearly $1T in there by buying their worthless bonds.

Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2015 08:38 AM (u9gzs)

34 Morning horde.

Others are off purchasing gym memberships while I have two sausage and egg biscuits and a coffee in front of me.

Guess who is happier

Posted by: RWC at January 02, 2015 08:39 AM (fWAjv)

35 25 That has been around since the VRA. It's racist you know to require people to be able to read to vote. Democrats want voters to be dumber than a bag of hammers.

Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2015 08:40 AM (u9gzs)

36 >>I'm pretty sure when Cali flops into the dustbin of history as bankrupt failed state the Captain Zero will wave his imperial wand and fund a resurgent economic stimulus package.

Yep. Someday there will be an earthquake and that will be an excuse to "rescue" the whole state.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 02, 2015 08:40 AM (0xTsz)

37 The hot topic in Greensboro NC is Racism. It has been that way forever, yes I feel awful this morning as well. I should start drinking more so I have an excuse to feel so bad.

Posted by: Picric at January 02, 2015 08:40 AM (QnQ+g)

38 27 Hardest hit: Former police/fire chiefs receiving $500k/year pensions.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 08:33 AM (XzRw1)

Looking at what the bankruptcy Judge for the cities ruled they have nothing to worry about.

Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2015 08:41 AM (u9gzs)

39 He has already pumped nearly $1T in there by buying their worthless bonds.

Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2015 08:38 AM (u9gzs)

Not a problem, the wind farms and solar panels are worth twice that, so we'll really be ahead of the game when the Federal Government occupies CA!

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 02, 2015 08:41 AM (fL/7/)

40 Someday there will be an earthquake and that will be an excuse to "rescue" the whole state.

Posted by: Mama AJ at January 02, 2015 08:40 AM

Choom Boy doesn't need any "excuses." He'll just open the money tap 'cause he feels like it.

Posted by: MrScribbler at January 02, 2015 08:41 AM (yAC3X)

41 That pallet story triggered flashbacks last night.
Long repressed memories, like ghosts, no like evil alien monsters in back alleyways chased me all night.

Thanks.

Posted by: Midnight Panhandler at January 02, 2015 08:41 AM (RoJ1U)

42 Why should I give a rats ass if your head hurts.

Posted by: Gene Kelly at January 02, 2015 08:42 AM (eedLh)

43 So, Jazz Shaw at Hot Gas is a gay commie. Good to know.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at January 02, 2015 08:44 AM (XzRw1)

44 Links up on ONT
Including this heart-warmer: ISIS fighters are contracting (and spreading) Ebola.

Ebola Goats for the win!

When you can't hump a goat without fear of contracting ebola, the terrorists have won.

Wait .....

Posted by: rickb223 at January 02, 2015 08:46 AM (1deOB)

45 perfect hangover cure. hospital strength ibuprofen.

800mg of instant relief

Posted by: Citation X driver at January 02, 2015 08:46 AM (Sqmjr)

46 Posted by: Vic at January 02, 2015 08:40 AM (u9gzs)

"Unexpectedly", one side effect of unbridled democracy is the need to dumb down the populace so that they don't notice the corruption amongst the ruling class.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 02, 2015 08:48 AM (fL/7/)

47 Grease and salt and fat...take my hangover awaaaaay!

Posted by: Citizen X at January 02, 2015 08:49 AM (7ObY1)

48 I have two sausage and egg biscuits and a coffee in front of me.

(looks down at plate)

It's like we're the same person.

Posted by: Citizen X at January 02, 2015 08:50 AM (7ObY1)

49 New thread

Posted by: grammie winger at January 02, 2015 08:51 AM (dFi94)

50 Anyone know why the story about the CCW individual getting stopped in MD is getting so much circulation now?

Posted by: RWC at January 02, 2015 08:52 AM (fWAjv)

51 It's a slow morning. Here's a joke:

A man is being tried for capital murder. Finding out that a friend will be on the jury, he begs the man to get him a verdict of manslaughter, no matter what he has to do.

The jury deliberates. They come back with a verdict of manslaughter.

The criminal shakes his friend's hand. "Thank you so much! How did you do it?"

"It wasn't easy," the friend replies. "The other eleven wanted to acquit you."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2015 08:52 AM (zF6Iw)

52 "18
Meanwhile in California, aside from our luxury chicken law, driver licensees for illegals and a plastic bag ban, new for 2015"

I'm pretty sure Governer Moonbeam has declared that it is everybody's duty to be nice to the emerging majority so that in return they will be nice to the receding white liberals when they are are a minority. I'll bet that strategy works out really well.

Posted by: George Orwell de Leon at January 02, 2015 08:54 AM (1BQGO)

53 Tepid fetid breezes has been taken over by trolls.
They're all trolls now.

Posted by: Midnight Panhandler at January 02, 2015 08:55 AM (RoJ1U)

54 Don't know when the day of reckoning will come but pretty much every state with the exception of a few has billions in operating debt and and trillions in structural debt.

And since we pretty much owe it to ourselves I'm thinking the Ponzi scheme can pretty much continue into perpetuity until some external factor brings the house of cards down.

Posted by: Kreplach at January 02, 2015 08:57 AM (bKSy7)

55 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2015 08:52 AM (zF6Iw)

LOL.

Ok, it is slow. I'll throw this one out.

Four guys were at deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

The next night it was the second guy's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. The other two said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night."

The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. The other two couldn't believe it! He looked rested and wide awake. They asked, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his ass and kissed him good night. Daryl sat up and watched me all night."

*stolen from Knuckledraggin

Posted by: RWC at January 02, 2015 09:02 AM (fWAjv)

56 That makes two of us, Imperial One.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 02, 2015 08:20 AM (zF6Iw)

Seriously, I have only the vaguest clue as to what day it is now.

Now comes the fun times when for the next month both counsel and the court keep trying to order things to happen in the past.

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57 Seriously, I have only the vaguest clue as to what day it is now.

You broke reality by appearing in the ONT. This shouldn't be shocking.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at January 02, 2015 09:15 AM (DT3rQ)

58 If there are libtards that are hoping that Bush 41 dies right now, why can't we rejoice about Cuomo dying right now?

Do you think Americans about the British dying during the American Revolution?

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