Free Beacon's Man of the Year: Hillary's Elder-Care Service Dog

Good stuff.

Actually Free Beacon seems determined to nominate virtually everyone as "Man of the Year."

Surely Batman should be on the list.

Who would you nominate? Both sarcastically and earnestly?

For Your Consideration:

2014 can not end fast enough RT @redsteeze: pic.twitter.com/1rbMvcnIfp
— Film Ladd (@FilmLadd) December 31, 2014

Posted by: Ace at 12:35 PM

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1 That's funny stuff.

Posted by: shredded chi at December 31, 2014 12:29 PM (ngXRR)

2 Mooch

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2014 12:30 PM (4ABEx)

3 I nominate the Meatball and the Ungrateful Loaf of Bread.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 12:30 PM (w+fJL)

4 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 12:31 PM (kff5f)

5 I am Batman

Posted by: Batman at December 31, 2014 12:31 PM (evdj2)

6 Ft. Marcy Park? Yeah, we know where it is. Why do you ask?

Posted by: The Staff of the Washington Free Beacon at December 31, 2014 12:31 PM (i0wGQ)

7 Lena Dunham

Posted by: rd at December 31, 2014 12:31 PM (k19Aq)

8 Me! 'Cause my Flinstone chewables make my pee look funny!

Posted by: Joey Biden at December 31, 2014 12:32 PM (ojfYH)

9 Man of the Year? Sandra Fluke.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 31, 2014 12:32 PM (KMFTb)

10 Batman... yes.
Batfleck... no!!!

**somewhere, Batfleck haz sad face**

Posted by: everyone who knows Batman is not fat at December 31, 2014 12:32 PM (qfd4W)

11 Darn you, Free Beacon for NOT being the Free Bacon!

Hmmm... sarcastic nomination... Gotta be Boehner.

Real nomination... I don't really have one.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 12:32 PM (kff5f)

12 Man of the year: That area of the ocean where all those Malaysian jetliners keep going down.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2014 12:32 PM (TOk1P)

13 I'd nominate Barry Obama: Crusher of Democratic Majorities.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 12:32 PM (evdj2)

14 LOL, I remember that pic. My take-away was Scankles has even got more ugly. If you smeared her with dog crap the flies would still avoid her

Posted by: Vic at December 31, 2014 12:32 PM (u9gzs)

15 I just got Willowed on the last thread.
My bad.

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2014 12:33 PM (yAPdC)

16 I would nominate Mitt Romney for making these last two years possible.

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2014 12:33 PM (yAPdC)

17 My kids say me.

Posted by: Jon Gruber at December 31, 2014 12:33 PM (QWiro)

18 I will earnestly nominate John Boehner's bartender.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 31, 2014 12:33 PM (XzRw1)

19 S - I nominate all the professional grievance mongers, the race baiters, and the feminists. The ones who have made this white man feel extra special this year.

E - The police officer.

Posted by: Hamilton at December 31, 2014 12:33 PM (a3+wd)

20 How Bout Conservative Crank, and the staff at the ER last night?

If you was on the morning thread, you understand.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2014 12:33 PM (4ABEx)

21 I would nominate our President of Color.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein From Brattleboro,VT at December 31, 2014 12:34 PM (Sd++4)

22 Man of the year: That slowpitch softball toss Jeter hit for a game winner in his last game at Yanqui Stadium.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 31, 2014 12:34 PM (TOk1P)

23
Man, those are some serious picnic table legs ol' Shrillary is sporting!

And I know picnic table legs, what with having built several dozen of 'em during my summer employed in my hometown's parks department.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 12:34 PM (bWFHa)

24 Sarcastic? Well, I mean obviously our GodKing.

For reals? Uh...help me out here guys. Surely someone did something worthwhile this year. Actually, I don't know if it was this year of not, but there was a story some time back about a man whose adult son with Down Syndrome somehow fell into their septic tank and the man jumped in after him and saved him by putting him on his shoulders so he could get to safety. The man drowned.

He gets my vote.

Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 12:34 PM (MYCIw)

25 that pic of Hillary is awful.

a moo-moo in public?

Posted by: willow at December 31, 2014 12:35 PM (nqBYe)

26 Is it too late to nominate Dr. Ponytail Douchewad? You know, the doctor in his "four out of five doctors surveyed" lab coat, standing behind Obama and laughing and clapping like a trained seal.

Posted by: Furious George at December 31, 2014 12:35 PM (UlJ3l)

27 Andrew Mendoza, Horse Fucker

A Man, a Bucket, a Legend.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 12:35 PM (CzBeD)

28 Man, that Hildebeaste really fills out that moo moo.

Posted by: maddogg at December 31, 2014 12:35 PM (xWW96)

29 Blow me Mary Who Clogged Up the Shitterstien. Thank You

Posted by: Dick Headroom at December 31, 2014 12:36 PM (0lHLj)

30 Ruth Marcus.

Posted by: Malia and Sasha at December 31, 2014 12:36 PM (QWiro)

31 man of the year

Stephen Harper, PM of Canada

Posted by: rd at December 31, 2014 12:36 PM (k19Aq)

32 Sharpton
Lena Dunham

two-way tie

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 31, 2014 12:36 PM (7RXcs)

33 Wait, I thought I had this wrapped up yesterday?!

Posted by: Ben Trovato at December 31, 2014 12:36 PM (qfd4W)

34 VIA, blessed are they.

Posted by: willow at December 31, 2014 12:37 PM (nqBYe)

35 If Michelle Obama was a Man we would nominate her

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein From Brattleboro,VT at December 31, 2014 12:37 PM (Sd++4)

36 My Boss, who hired a Cocktail Waitress to be his Executive Secretary.

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2014 12:37 PM (yAPdC)

37 If Michelle Obama was a Man we would nominate her

I thought we weren't doing wookie jokes?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 12:38 PM (UVfht)

38 I nominate Ray Rice.

Posted by: Ike Turner at December 31, 2014 12:38 PM (3jmxp)

39 When Huma and I scissor, I'm da man!!

Posted by: Hillary "Butch" Clinton at December 31, 2014 12:38 PM (BLFGI)

40 What about that monkey that rescued that other monkey? I nominate him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 12:38 PM (CzBeD)

41
The guy in the WFB gallery of candidates wearing the plumed hat and carrying the mace gets my vote - he's the one who dropped, with his handgun, the fuzzy-wuzzy muzzie who opened fire in Canada's House of Parliament.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 31, 2014 12:39 PM (bWFHa)

42 Remember the dog Bill got right before leaving the White House?
IIRC, the poor thing was struck by a car within six months. Running loose, because he was only a political prop. And Bill and Hill stuck the WH secretary with Socks, the "beloved" cat.

I don't think this latest mutt will last too long, either. Just like Clinton friends that way.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 12:39 PM (ABcz/)

43 Actually I changed my mind:

GRUBER

there are no others, only GRUBER

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 31, 2014 12:39 PM (7RXcs)

44 I nominate the person that invented bacon.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 31, 2014 12:39 PM (/9Mak)

45 I've put up with a crazy pregnant woman for 39 weeks and 4 days.

I nominate myself

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 31, 2014 12:39 PM (HDwDg)

46 Sarcastic man of the year, easy--Sharpton.

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 12:39 PM (sj3Ax)

47 I second the nomination of Lay Lice.

Posted by: Kim Jong Un at December 31, 2014 12:39 PM (UlJ3l)

48 PREDICTION: 2015 will be known to history as The Year of Abe Vigoda.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 12:39 PM (CzBeD)

49 >>If Michelle Obama was a Man we would nominate her

If????

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 12:40 PM (ABcz/)

50 I nominate my father for man of the year. He caused fewer problems than any of the assholes the media keeps voting for. Then again, he died in 2013.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 31, 2014 12:40 PM (fMQoG)

51 Trsblke
Any news on baby?

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 12:40 PM (sj3Ax)

52 Who would you nominate? Both sarcastically and earnestly?

Sarcastically - Wi Tu Lo & Ho Lee Fuk

Earnestly - Me. For NOT going postal.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 12:40 PM (MOr4F)

53 Zombie Vince Foster.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at December 31, 2014 12:40 PM (QWiro)

54 Man of the year:

John Boehner.

*hic*

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 31, 2014 12:41 PM (DVjiu)

55 AAAGH!! MY EYES!!!!

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 31, 2014 12:41 PM (DVjiu)

56 I nominate Joe Biden

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 31, 2014 12:41 PM (3jmxp)

57 CURSE YOU, ACE!!!!!!

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 31, 2014 12:42 PM (DVjiu)

58 what about the yazidi women picking up arms and fighting Isis?

braver than hillary wearing a moo moo ?

Posted by: willow at December 31, 2014 12:42 PM (nqBYe)

59 I nominate the man who has overseen the state responsible for a huge chunk of job growth, he's the next POTUS, I nominate Rick Perry!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 12:42 PM (w+fJL)

60 How bout the NYPD?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2014 12:42 PM (4ABEx)

61 Men of the Year. Ed Flynn and David Clarke. They told it like it is.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 31, 2014 12:42 PM (8ufJT)

62 "Arf" she said.

Hillary!, not her poor dog.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 31, 2014 12:42 PM (0HooB)

63 Bob Dole has an erection that's lasted more than four hours.

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 31, 2014 12:42 PM (CzBeD)

64 I nominate Jameson Finnegan because he's already awesome.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2014 12:42 PM (zEeeZ)

65 Geraldo vs. Spockbiscuit.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 12:43 PM (MQEz6)

66 Bob Dole nominates Bob Dole.
--Bob Dole

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 12:43 PM (X1eFA)

67 I swear that the Gerry Rivers photo wasn't there earlier.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2014 12:43 PM (4ABEx)

68 That Perry guy is stooped. Electing him would be the wrong message to world.

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein From Brattleboro,VT at December 31, 2014 12:43 PM (Sd++4)

69 Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 12:40 PM (sj3Ax

Only news is that my wife feels miserable.

We're hopeful for no reason in particular that labor will begin in a day or two.

Either way it's increasingly unlikely I'll get a 2014 tax break.

She has an induction scheduled on Jan 5 as a precaution because a) it's really hard to get induction times at our busy hospital (even if her doc is the OB chair) and b) she's small and they don't want the baby getting to big that a C-section becomes necessary.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 31, 2014 12:43 PM (HDwDg)

70 Man of the year:
Seriously: the Canadian Sgt at Arms that shot that rampager

Sarcastically: Gruber, most honest person on the left

Posted by: votermom at December 31, 2014 12:43 PM (cbfNE)

71 Chappie - but maybe that's 2015

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 31, 2014 12:43 PM (UhRGU)

72 You know one of the cool things about NoScript? I don't see the full tweets that ace posts, so when they're horribly scarring, I generally get a head's up from the Horde.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 12:43 PM (kff5f)

73 Our 2014 Man of the Year?

Bill Cosby

Posted by: Qualudes & Rape at December 31, 2014 12:43 PM (GXKQm)

74 Jerry Rivers, Man of Faggotry and Mystery, But Mostly Faggotry

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 31, 2014 12:44 PM (CzBeD)

75 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 12:42 PM (w+fJL

Scott Walker on his throne of skulls.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 31, 2014 12:44 PM (HDwDg)

76 I like how the meme joke required ace to use the word earnestly.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 31, 2014 12:44 PM (3jmxp)

77 "I nominate Jameson Finnegan because he's already awesome. "

Ace...
Are you gonna have a "Top Ten", and narrow it from there?

Cause Jameson is a serious contender.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2014 12:44 PM (4ABEx)

78 even w/ a plate under and a paper towel beside, it is unpossible for me to slice an everything bagel without spraying poppy seeds, sesames, dried onion bits all over the floor and counter.

carry on

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 31, 2014 12:44 PM (7RXcs)

79 Great, more pics of horse's asses.

Posted by: Spockretariat at December 31, 2014 12:45 PM (qfd4W)

80 Who's the homeless guy taking a bath in the river?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 31, 2014 12:45 PM (i0wGQ)

81 Interestingly, Gerry's butt-to-forehead implant seems to need ironing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 12:45 PM (F2IAQ)

82 So, Hillary! looks just like Jerry Rivers?

This thread confuses me.

But I am just an unfrozen caveman, unwise in your modern ways.

Posted by: Citizen X-mas at December 31, 2014 12:45 PM (7ObY1)

83 "2015-16 can not end fast enough"

Fixed that for you.

Posted by: Shoot Me at December 31, 2014 12:45 PM (EQcfE)

84 Man of the year:

Seriously: the Canadian Sgt at Arms that shot that rampager

Sarcastically: Gruber, most honest person on the left

Ooh, good choices, votermom!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 12:45 PM (ABcz/)

85 My Secret Service detail, because swimming pool.

Posted by: Joey Biden at December 31, 2014 12:45 PM (ojfYH)

86 So... how many of *you* are having brisket and mashed potatoes for lunch?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 12:46 PM (kff5f)

87 2015 is my year bro

Common Core and Amnesty all the way to victory in 2016

I can smell the campaign contributions already

Posted by: Jeb Bush 2016 at December 31, 2014 12:46 PM (W6iIX)

88 VIA,
Ace must have added that picture.

Trsblke,
At worse, 5 more days. Today through January 4.
Happy New Year.

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 12:46 PM (sj3Ax)

89 Geraldo, what a mincing ponce.

Posted by: no good deed at December 31, 2014 12:46 PM (w3a0Z)

90 Who would you nominate? Both sarcastically and earnestly?

Sarcastically - The Weeping Boner

Earnestly - the Citizen Journalist Rich Weinstein, who exposed the Grubering of America.

Posted by: Citizen X-mas at December 31, 2014 12:46 PM (7ObY1)

91 69 Plan to do something and buy tickets for it.
The baby will arrive the same day to mess up your plans.
Guaranteed.

Posted by: votermom at December 31, 2014 12:46 PM (cbfNE)

92 Man of the Year? All of Obama's Voters who stayed home and didn't vote. They gave Obama a mandate to do what he needs to do.... silent majority and all.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 31, 2014 12:46 PM (32Ze2)

93 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 12:46 PM (kff5f)

Two words: Bacon Sandwhich (yes that's my lunch)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 31, 2014 12:47 PM (HDwDg)

94 2014 Man of the Year:

Kaboom, the Clown.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 12:47 PM (MQEz6)

95 We're hopeful for no reason in particular that labor will begin in a day or two.

You could always use the BackwardsBoy Method for inducing labor (Patent pending)

Start drinking. One of the pink elephants will be your young'un.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 31, 2014 12:47 PM (0HooB)

96 Snake Pliskin!

Posted by: Paladin at December 31, 2014 12:47 PM (mCOPv)

97 Lena Dunham aka The Boiled Potato With Nipples

Posted by: eureka! at December 31, 2014 12:48 PM (dvZET)

98 I bet Hillary's dog no longer likes peanut butter.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 31, 2014 12:48 PM (TIgJq)

99 In all seriousness, Jameson is an awesome suggestion.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 12:48 PM (w+fJL)

100 31 man of the year

Stephen Harper, PM of Canada

Posted by: rd

Agreed.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at December 31, 2014 12:48 PM (TIgJq)

101 Two words: Bacon Sandwhich (yes that's my lunch)

Hmm... that's a close one.

How thick is the bacon? What else is on the sandwich? These things are important for deciding which way the decision goes.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 12:48 PM (kff5f)

102 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 31, 2014 12:47 PM (0HooB

It is news years eve....

To spare the actual biology it's not entirely "no reason at all" there are some *possible* signs of labor that seem to be showing up (but they're finicky and only seem to predate labor more often than not.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 31, 2014 12:48 PM (HDwDg)

103 Geraldo's gonna give hisself an infartion sucking it in that hard...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 31, 2014 12:48 PM (XO6WW)

104 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 12:48 PM (kff5f)

Farmland Bacon. Decent cut.

Bacon-Mayo-Cheese-Toast. It's all I have right now.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 31, 2014 12:49 PM (HDwDg)

105 Man of the Year

Jordy Nelson

Posted by: grammie winger at December 31, 2014 12:49 PM (dFi94)

106 I nominate the person who turns this into a gun thread.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 31, 2014 12:49 PM (3jmxp)

107 "You could always use the BackwardsBoy Method for inducing ~~labor~~ pregnancy (Patent pending)

Start drinking.

Fixed it for you

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2014 12:49 PM (4ABEx)

108 In all seriousness, Jameson is an awesome suggestion.

Agreed.

All of the future Hordelings are, but him especially.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 12:49 PM (kff5f)

109 Sarcastic Man of the Year: VOX - for getting every story wrong while being touted and the hot, new site.

Serious: Sharyl Atkisson for being one of the few mainstream journalists to honestly report on the Obama administration, including revelations on how they operate to stamp out critical stories.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 12:50 PM (ABcz/)

110 Joe Biden,
Plus the rent you make Secret Service pay at your home. For a VP, you have no class.

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 12:50 PM (sj3Ax)

111 Fight Club style, I nominate Gruber as a guy I'd like to fight.

Dude is desperately in need of a tune up!

Posted by: Kreplach at December 31, 2014 12:50 PM (HFRZF)

112 84

Posted by: votermom at December 31, 2014 12:50 PM (cbfNE)

113 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 12:49 PM (kff5f

It's cool, my future hording is not eligible for "man of the year."

Also, Backwards Boy, I tried binging on video games last night. That modification doesn't work.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 31, 2014 12:51 PM (HDwDg)

114 Bacon-Mayo-Cheese-Toast. It's all I have right now.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 31, 2014 12:49 PM (HDwDg)

Nope, I'll take my brisket and potatoes. You lost me at the mayo.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 12:51 PM (kff5f)

115 Jerry Rivers seems to be crossing the border.

Posted by: Sheriff Joe at December 31, 2014 12:51 PM (QWiro)

116

Geraldo running from the Sirota fists of fury. Bam!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2014 12:51 PM (CMkNk)

117 A bucket of rat dicks?

Posted by: Furious George at December 31, 2014 12:51 PM (UlJ3l)

118 My Boss, who hired a Cocktail Waitress to be his Executive Secretary.

In a Dolly Parton wig?

Posted by: Paladin at December 31, 2014 12:51 PM (mCOPv)

119 Taking off my dirty socks.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 31, 2014 12:51 PM (3jmxp)

120 Our 2014 Man of the Year? We have a tie this year.

Lois Lerner & John Koskinen

Posted by: Crashed Hard Drives at December 31, 2014 12:52 PM (GXKQm)

121 I nominate my Glock 21, that I call

'This Machine Kills Fascists'

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 31, 2014 12:52 PM (7RXcs)

122 Hash test

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2014 12:52 PM (4ABEx)

123 Ohdearsweetjesuschristohmygodinheaven MY EYES!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 31, 2014 12:52 PM (2Ojst)

124

John Milius' bowel movement this morning is more of a man than any lib out there by orders of magnitude.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2014 12:52 PM (CMkNk)

125 In a Dolly Parton wig?

Posted by: Paladin at December 31, 2014 12:51 PM (mCOPv)

Why would ALH's boss wear a Dolly Parton wig? That's just weird.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 12:52 PM (kff5f)

126 Person of the year

Toss up between Antonio Martin and Carlton Smith obviously. Gentle Giant is yesterdays news.

Posted by: RWC - Justice for Carlton Smith!! at December 31, 2014 12:53 PM (fWAjv)

127
Man of the Year: Barack Obama -- in the same sense Time had Hitler, FDR and Stalin tag-teaming their Man of the Year list back in the 30's.

The O has reworked the world's oldest republic into a cross-party dictatorship, now openly and aggressively run by executive action, bureaucratic diktat and imperial whim.

Probably permantly, with only minor changes from here on in which "Big Man" is ladling out the spoils to his hetmen.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 12:53 PM (kdS6q)

128 The UVA rapists for making us aware of the fake rape culture on college campuses

Posted by: L, elle at December 31, 2014 12:53 PM (2x3L+)

129 how about the staffer who called out Obama's daughters for the way short skrits they were wearing

that took a brass pair

Posted by: Big Mike the steam shovel at December 31, 2014 12:53 PM (W6iIX)

130 Wow, after yesterday's Dunham & today's Geraldo, I think I'm not going to have an erection until Morlocks start eating all of us.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 31, 2014 12:53 PM (MbqmP)

131 I nominate Centaur Spock and the Dark Forces of Chaos to be the persons of the year.

Or maybe Chuck Hagel.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at December 31, 2014 12:54 PM (XgBRL)

132 Man of the year?

Why, Sharkman, of course.

His qualifications are obvious.

Next stop, the Presidency!

Posted by: Sharkman at December 31, 2014 12:54 PM (TySU4)

133 Instead of "Man of the Year", maybe we should think about what party (or tribe) we want to belong to.

Sure, republicans and conservatives have all the facts and reason, but look at the down side. From right wing politicians, writers, bloggers, TV and radio personalities and even commenters, who is faster to throw their brethren under the bus?

Speak at luncheon a dozen years ago and you're toast.

Democrats, on the other hand, will rally around any of their kind no matter what the circumstances. No crime is too much to be defended by everyone on the left - in unison.

When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way...

Fuck the Right.

Learn the basics of loyalty, then come and talk.

Posted by: jwest at December 31, 2014 12:54 PM (vwlGK)

134 Also, Backwards Boy, I tried binging on video games last night. That modification doesn't work.

Heh. My method worked for BBoy Squared. I was able to sober up before he was squeezed out 8 hours later.

Good luck and may things go well for both of you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 31, 2014 12:54 PM (0HooB)

135 Man of the Year

Sarcastically --Justin Verlander
Earnestly -- Earnest Borgnine

Posted by: Spockretariat at December 31, 2014 12:54 PM (qfd4W)

136 I'd also like to nominate the turnip Muchelle danced with in her 'turnip dance vid'

Posted by: Big Mike the steam shovel at December 31, 2014 12:54 PM (W6iIX)

137 Man Of The Year, that IRS guy, Koskinen, for perfectly encapsulating the smarmy, gutless, bureaucratic twat persona.

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at December 31, 2014 12:55 PM (uRcOW)

138 I nominate Michelle's depilatory technician.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 31, 2014 12:55 PM (XzRw1)

139 I nominate the only person worth considering... myself.

Posted by: Emperor Obumbles at December 31, 2014 12:55 PM (9GG/0)

140 2014 - Year of the Rapist!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 31, 2014 12:55 PM (AC0lD)

141

Holy shit. Did anyone see the snapshot of Kissinger over on Drudge?

Looks like he swallowed George Wendt and Michael Moore.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2014 12:55 PM (CMkNk)

142 85 My Secret Service detail, because swimming pool.
Posted by: Joey Biden at December 31, 2014 12:45 PM (ojfYH)

***********

Guess what the tattoo over my ass says?

UR Soaking in IT

Posted by: Geraldo Riviera at December 31, 2014 12:55 PM (RJMhd)

143
Happy New Year Everybody. Thanks for another year of laughs, grins, chuckles, smirks, smiles, jokes, jags, jests, gags, japes, humor, humour, chortles, guffaws, titters, snickers, snorts, screams, giggles, howls, sniggles, sniggers, tee-hees, hee-haws, cutups, wisecracks, and general buffoonery.

And I nominate all of us for Men of the Year, especially the ettes with more balls than Oblahblah.

I'll go accept our award, but I'd like a black S500 to receive me at the airport. I need the interior of that car to be 71 degrees exactly.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2014 12:55 PM (Qs8ZN)

144 Pajama Boy.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 31, 2014 12:55 PM (MbqmP)

145 Gerry is in pretty good shape for a 70 year old dude. He thinks he is in much better shape than he is, but pretty good shape nonetheless.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 31, 2014 12:56 PM (32Ze2)

146 I think I'm not going to have an erection until Morlocks start eating all of us.

Seriously, y'all are getting weird.

First EC (was it EC? I think it was EC) set himself on fire.
Now ALH's boss is wearing a Dolly Parton wig, and *you* are claiming getting eaten by Morlocks will give you a woody.

Really?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 12:56 PM (kff5f)

147 Mike Browns actual Bio Father?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2014 12:56 PM (4ABEx)

148 I can't say anything other than I hope the Left - all at once - trips over their sandals one day and bites every single one of their tongues out of their mouths and all of them strangle on their blood while screaming , "Huuggullurrg!"

Then I hope they hear me laugh.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 31, 2014 12:56 PM (scgac)

149 "I think I'm not going to have an erection until Morlocks start eating all of us."

Morlock with forelock = Golem.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2014 12:57 PM (CMkNk)

150

Morlock with forelock and a Glock = Mossad agent.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2014 12:57 PM (CMkNk)

151 Holy shit. Did anyone see the snapshot of Kissinger over on Drudge?

Good gravy!

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 31, 2014 12:57 PM (XzRw1)

152 Oh....

Darren Wilson.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 12:57 PM (kff5f)

153
Earnest: Little Sisters of the Poor

Look 'em up. They do great work for and with the elderly poor.

Posted by: MacGruber at December 31, 2014 12:58 PM (S+el1)

154 'Cause that's what I'm all about. Laughter and hope. Hoping they strangle on their own blood while I laugh.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 31, 2014 12:58 PM (scgac)

155 145 Gerry is in pretty good shape for a 70 year old dude. He thinks he is in much better shape than he is, but pretty good shape nonetheless.
Posted by: Trunk Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 31, 2014 12:56 PM (32Ze2)

The Jane Fonda Photoshop Workout. NVA helmet not included.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2014 12:58 PM (CMkNk)

156 But if you want a single person indicative of what has become of men in 2014, you have to go with weepy apology sexy shirt rocket scientist guy.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 31, 2014 12:58 PM (MbqmP)

157 Hot Gas is having a scintillating argument about grammar.

I had to come back here fast where we can discuss free bacon (and use ungood grammar) in peace.

Posted by: Citizen X-mas at December 31, 2014 12:58 PM (7ObY1)

158 144 Pajama Boy.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 31, 2014 12:55 PM (MbqmP)

Time flies. That was 2013 correct?

Posted by: RWC - Justice for Carlton Smith!! at December 31, 2014 12:58 PM (fWAjv)

159
Fuck the Right. Learn the basics of loyalty, then come and talk.
Posted by: jwest

Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 12:59 PM (kdS6q)

160 Man of the Year? Sarcastically, that'd be that democrat lad who boinked Lena Dunham. No, not because he boinked Lena Dunham, but because I admire any dude who can mainline that much Viagra, and live to tell about it.

Seriously though? It's a tie. The Canadian Sargent at Arms, indeed. Also, the gent who did the research and rolled away the rock under which Gruber was Grubering.

And lastly, if there's any group worthy of the award, it's right here. The Horde. Manz of the Yearz.

Which includes the 'Ette's, of course.

*Saaaaaalute!*

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 31, 2014 12:59 PM (RzZOc)

161 Time flies. That was 2013 correct?

Posted by: RWC - Justice for Carlton Smith!! at December 31, 2014 12:58 PM (fWAjv)

Except that he re-emerged again this year. Turns out he's some Democrat operative of some sort or other.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 12:59 PM (kff5f)

162 Man of the Year is the first NYPD cop that publicly turned his back on Mayor Trotsky.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 12:59 PM (MQEz6)

163 151 Holy shit. Did anyone see the snapshot of Kissinger over on Drudge?

He looks like The Death Star with a head.

Posted by: Citizen X-mas at December 31, 2014 12:59 PM (7ObY1)

164 Seriously: Canadian Sargent at Arms

Sarcastically: Any guy who admits to nailing Lena Dunham.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 31, 2014 01:00 PM (UhRGU)

165 MAN. OF. THE. YEAR?

Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at December 31, 2014 01:00 PM (fWAjv)

166 I think some are already imbibing something more than egg-nog.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2014 01:00 PM (zEeeZ)

167
45
I've put up with a crazy pregnant woman for 39 weeks and 4 days.

I nominate myself

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 31, 2014 12:39 PM (HDwDg)

I agree. You win.

For runner-up, I nominate the guy who hacked Kate Upton's phone.

Posted by: Phinn at December 31, 2014 01:00 PM (i5GO4)

168 I speak english good, and I think everybody here speaks good english to. I mean: I went to college and i learned good there.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 31, 2014 01:00 PM (32Ze2)

169 163 He looks like The Death Star with a head.
Posted by: Citizen X-mas at December 31, 2014 12:59 PM (7ObY1)

I thought it was Kris Krispy in a Dead President's maskie.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2014 01:00 PM (CMkNk)

170 Pajama Boy is so last year. Remember?

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 01:00 PM (sj3Ax)

171 Has anyone else had teh "Bacon and Fried Egg samish" at Bar Louie's? It's a BLT with a fried egg over medium...it be Awesome!

Posted by: Paladin at December 31, 2014 01:00 PM (mCOPv)

172 Man of the year:

Three way tie:

Kevin Vickers (Canadian Sergeant at Arms)

Rich (?) Weinstein who produced the Gruber videos

Augustus Tolton First AA priest. Died in the 1800's -He's with God in glory-but the diocesan investigation into this life was completed in 2014 and the results will be sent to Rome for consideration for canonization. I asking Fr. Gus to
pray for a right spirit and clean spiritual heart for
Al Sharpton.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2014 01:01 PM (Dj3AB)

173 Man Of The Year, that IRS guy, Koskinen, for perfectly encapsulating the smarmy, gutless, bureaucratic twat persona.

That snakeheaded bastard and Gruber can share the honor.

Posted by: no good deed at December 31, 2014 01:01 PM (w3a0Z)

174 Except that he re-emerged again this year. Turns out he's some Democrat operative of some sort or other.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 12:59 PM (kff5f)

Oh ok. Thanks.

Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at December 31, 2014 01:01 PM (fWAjv)

175 Kissinger looks like a VW Bug with a head. I am surprised he hasn't eaten himself to death yet.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 31, 2014 01:02 PM (32Ze2)

176 Kissinger looks like Gru.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 31, 2014 01:02 PM (3jmxp)

177 175 Kissinger looks like a VW Bug with a head. I am surprised he hasn't eaten himself to death yet.
Posted by: Trunk Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 31, 2014 01:02 PM (32Ze2)

I was wondering if maybe he's on chemotherapy or maybe his thyroid is out of whack. He is one beefy matzo ball.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2014 01:03 PM (CMkNk)

178 Conservative Website of the Year:

healthcare.gov because it actually got mid-term election results for conservatives

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 31, 2014 01:03 PM (UhRGU)

179 He looks like The Death Star with a head.
Posted by: Citizen X-mas at December 31, 2014 12:59 PM (7ObY1)

what a piker

Posted by: Kristy Alley at December 31, 2014 01:04 PM (W6iIX)

180 175 Kissinger looks like a VW Bug with a head. I am surprised he hasn't eaten himself to death yet.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 31, 2014 01:02 PM (32Ze2)

Well, to be fair, they say the camera adds ten pounds.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 31, 2014 01:04 PM (dFi94)

181 No matter what Kissinger looks like now he had the honor to negotiate the pants off of Jill St John.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 31, 2014 01:04 PM (3jmxp)

182 I think I last saw Kissinger at the Macy's parade. He was right behind Underdog.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 31, 2014 01:04 PM (i0wGQ)

183
Henry Kissinger is The Tick.

Who knew???

Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2014 01:05 PM (NaV4z)

184 I agree with Votermom's suggestion for Man of The Year, officer that Killed off Muslim in Canada!

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 01:05 PM (sj3Ax)

185 181 No matter what Kissinger looks like now he had the honor to negotiate the pants off of Jill St John.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 31, 2014 01:04 PM (3jmxp)

The Hammerin' Heeb schtupped Jill St. John???

When?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2014 01:05 PM (CMkNk)

186 Kissinger meet Pizza the Hutt....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2014 01:05 PM (zEeeZ)

187 Aw, Kissinger looks cute, kinda like a puffer fish.

Posted by: votermom at December 31, 2014 01:05 PM (cbfNE)

188 180 Well, to be fair, they say the camera adds ten pounds.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 31, 2014 01:04 PM (dFi94

Must be the camera on the Hubble Space Telescope.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2014 01:05 PM (CMkNk)

189 My Boss, who hired a Cocktail Waitress to be his Executive Secretary.

Posted by: ALH at December 31, 2014 12:37 PM (yAPdC)

Now that's thinking outside the box!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 31, 2014 01:05 PM (mtmZ0)

190 Kissinger is 91. Wow. I am surprised he is still mobile especially carrying all that weight.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at December 31, 2014 01:06 PM (32Ze2)

191 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2014 01:05 PM (CMkNk

Back in the day he dated her for a short time.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 31, 2014 01:06 PM (3jmxp)

192 Shouldn't Kissinger be leading around on a leash a hot chic in a metal bikini?

Posted by: Havedash at December 31, 2014 01:06 PM (G1XMn)

193 191 Back in the day he dated her for a short time.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 31, 2014 01:06 PM (3jmxp)

I seem to remember that. Piece in his time.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2014 01:06 PM (CMkNk)

194 I am surprised he is still mobile especially carrying all that weight.

Not as hard as you'd think, really.

Posted by: Barron Harkonnen at December 31, 2014 01:06 PM (kff5f)

195 Grammie Winger,
That camera added 100 lbs to Kissinger's picture.

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 01:06 PM (sj3Ax)

196 Can we include Centaurs for Man of the Year?

Posted by: Mr. Spock at December 31, 2014 01:06 PM (D5hxK)

197 We could always nominate Ace for his witty insights, biting commentary, and for putting up with us.

But mostly for putting up with us.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 31, 2014 01:07 PM (0HooB)

198 So to tie it to the topic, I nominate the guy who invented Kolaches.

Now that that's out of the way, do any of my fellow Texans have a good Kolache recipe they'd like to share?

Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 01:07 PM (MYCIw)

199 I think Henry Kissinger is 91. God bless him. I hope he has his wits about him and if he feels like overindulging in pastries or what not he's entitled.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2014 01:08 PM (Dj3AB)

200
MoTY is Kissinger.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2014 01:08 PM (CMkNk)

201 No matter what Kissinger looks like now he had the honor to negotiate the pants off of Jill St John.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 31, 2014 01:04 PM (3jmxp)
-----

.... and...Diane Sawyer,
.... and...Candice Bergen
.... and...Shirley Maclaine
.... and...Liv Ullman

Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2014 01:08 PM (NaV4z)

202 And what's up with the catcher's mitt he has on?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 31, 2014 01:08 PM (UhRGU)

203 MOTY?
Whoever of you does the best job of keeping me posted on what's happening bowl game wise over the next couple of days,,, starting now with TCU - Ole Miss.
No cable you see and these shingles have me not even thinking about heading out to a sports bar.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 01:08 PM (XHihg)

204 Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 31, 2014 01:07 PM (0HooB)

Naaa. We wouldn't want it to go to his head.

Oh, but:

Surely Batman should be on the list.

Thread winner!!!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 01:08 PM (kff5f)

205 200 JJ:

Zeppelin of the Year

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 31, 2014 01:08 PM (UhRGU)

206
A 1972 poll of Playboy bunnies selected Kissinger as the man with whom Hefs ladies would most like to go out on a date.

He also had a string of celebrity girlfriends in his younger days, including Diane Sawyer, Candice Bergen, Jill St. John, Shirley Maclaine, and Liv Ullman.

Mental Floss

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 01:09 PM (kdS6q)

207 "The Hammerin' Heeb schtupped Jill St. John??? "
So, I just had to go and look up i,ages of Jill in her younger years.

Hoollleee Shti!

Good on him.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2014 01:09 PM (4ABEx)

208 205 200 JJ:

Zeppelin of the Year
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 31, 2014 01:08 PM (UhRGU)

Just give him one teeny-tiny waffer theeen meeeent. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2014 01:09 PM (CMkNk)

209 Now that that's out of the way, do any of my fellow Texans have a good Kolache recipe they'd like to share?

1) Get in car.
2) Drive to West, TX.
3) Buy Kolachies.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 01:09 PM (kff5f)

210 197 We could always nominate Ace for his witty insights, biting commentary, and for putting up with us.

-------

And that foot-chicken recipe, yum!

Posted by: JDub BunkerintheBurbs wants a pony for Christmas at December 31, 2014 01:09 PM (X3xYu)

211
Ha ha, some apparent late entrants to the man of the year contest:

Over at WZ, Ferguson Protestors storm police station.... get arrested.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2014 01:10 PM (Qs8ZN)

212 207 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2014 01:09 PM (4ABEx)

"Diamonds Are Forever." Yum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2014 01:10 PM (CMkNk)

213 Drudge has link that media is going to be hacked, please pick NBC, please.

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 01:10 PM (sj3Ax)

214 Posted by: fixerupper at December 31, 2014 01:08 PM (NaV4z)

Yep but I didn't mention since all of them together did not add up to one Jill St John. Of course I'm partial to good looking red heads. It's a curse.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 31, 2014 01:10 PM (3jmxp)

215 He also had a string of celebrity girlfriends in his younger days, including Diane Sawyer, Candice Bergen, Jill St. John, Shirley Maclaine, and Liv Ullman.

Wow, HK sounds like the second coming of Ben Franklin.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 31, 2014 01:10 PM (0HooB)

216 That is such cis-normative, patriarchal, hateful, BS.

Posted by: Queer of the Year at December 31, 2014 01:11 PM (F2IAQ)

217 Over at WZ, Ferguson Protestors storm police station.... get arrested.

They're fairly lucky that's all they got.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 01:11 PM (kff5f)

218 So Kissinger is 91 and (I'm guess) barely mobile.....and this is who Obama is using to reach out to Russia?

You'd think there would be someone from his own party, some elder statesman he could tap for the job.....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 01:11 PM (ABcz/)

219 Haha, well that is the usual plan, Allen, but my van is still loaded down with crap from the move and my husband is at work and the baby needs kolaches right. this. second (or, you know, 3 hours later).

Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 01:11 PM (MYCIw)

220 Just went you thought one man couldn't disgrace two heritages along come the Puerto Rican Jew to prove us wrong.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 01:11 PM (0FSuD)

221 "But mostly for putting up with us."

I hear rumors that we are really an NSA experiment which has gone slightly off the rails.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2014 01:11 PM (4ABEx)

222 "Who would you nominate? Both sarcastically and earnestly?"

Earnestly?

Harold Hamm and the other U.S. entrepreneurs who created the domestic fracking revolution, and brought oil and gas and fuel prices back down to something other than economically suicidal levels.

Ruining Obama's long term dream plan of boosting gasoline prices in America to "European" levels, i.e., to eight or nine bucks a gallon.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 01:12 PM (noWW6)

223 >>>You'd think there would be someone from his own party, some elder statesman he could tap for the job.....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 01:11 PM (ABcz/)<<<

Can't. I'm busy. **goes back to eating paste**

Posted by: Joke Biden at December 31, 2014 01:12 PM (qfd4W)

224 Teej,
Do you have anything that helps pain from shingles?

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 01:13 PM (sj3Ax)

225 I wouldn't say Kissinger is fat but ever since he gave up his apartment he sleeps tethered to a mooring tower.

Posted by: Heywood Jablome at December 31, 2014 01:13 PM (c8niA)

226 I'll second Kevin Vickers (Canadian Sergeant at Arms).

Posted by: CanaDave at December 31, 2014 01:13 PM (IhNye)

227 True moty: those sent to Ebolastan (by 0.5w bulb prez)
Sarc moty: P-saki (the only negative wattage bulb in existence)
Psaki, the only organic entity that emits a neural damping field.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at December 31, 2014 01:13 PM (uPxUo)

228 Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 01:11 PM (MYCIw)

Then I'm afraid I'm not going to be much help. Kolachies require baking. Baking and I... well, we don't get along.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 01:13 PM (kff5f)

229 I hear rumors that we are really an NSA experiment which has gone slightly off the rails.

Slightly? We're the reason all subsequent experiments have to have a kill switch.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 31, 2014 01:13 PM (UVfht)

230 I hear rumors that we are really an NSA experiment which has gone slightly off the rails.
Posted by: Village
-------------

Unintended consequences...., mutations that could not be predicted. It always ends badly.

Posted by: Queer of the Year at December 31, 2014 01:13 PM (F2IAQ)

231
Anecdotal stories.

1) Brother and neighbors were kibitzing in front of a local newsstand when some Puerto Rican dude with his toddler in tow acts belligerent before moving on.

2) On the subway this morning, some black dude is attempting to pick a fight with, as he described him an "old cheap Joo bitch."

Thank you SCOAMF, Holder and the liberals.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2014 01:13 PM (CMkNk)

232 * sheds 'odd' sock *

Posted by: Queer of the Year at December 31, 2014 01:14 PM (F2IAQ)

233
So more terrorists being released from Gitmo, I have a feeling part of the deal with Castro was to give Gitmo to Cuba.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 31, 2014 01:14 PM (Qs8ZN)

234 225 I wouldn't say Kissinger is fat but ever since he gave up his apartment he sleeps tethered to a mooring tower.
Posted by: Heywood Jablome at December 31, 2014 01:13 PM (c8niA)

Mooring tower, named for Michael Moore no doubt.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2014 01:14 PM (CMkNk)

235 So the Scalise twitter lynching was based on an anonymous comment on a message board.

Impressive. That's some long term mobying.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 31, 2014 01:15 PM (ZPrif)

236 * sheds 'odd' sock *

Posted by: Queer of the Year at December 31, 2014 01:14 PM (F2IAQ)

I'm sure that's just a happy accident.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 01:15 PM (kff5f)

237 27 Andrew Mendoza, Horse Fucker

Second. Because this year exceeded ordinary chicken fucking or even pig fucking standards. It was full on horse rape time.

Posted by: wooga at December 31, 2014 01:15 PM (5g+e3)

238
I hear rumors that we are really an NSA experiment which has gone slightly off the rails.

Yeah we are past the 'ooohhh' and 'aaaahhhh' stage and into the running and screaming.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 31, 2014 01:15 PM (zEeeZ)

239 >>>You'd think there would be someone from his own party, some elder statesman he could tap for the job.....

---------

Samantha Power maybe?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 31, 2014 01:15 PM (c8niA)

240
Time to tidy up the house.

Back later.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 31, 2014 01:15 PM (CMkNk)

241 I hear rumors that we are really an NSA experiment which has gone slightly off the rails.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2014 01:11 PM (4ABEx)

-----

Ya.Think.?

EVERYBODY here has a copy of the urban dictionary and a slow load pix app for those shots of Helen Thomas and Roseanne Barr.

We lost 18 man days from retinal burns on Helen Thomas alone.

Posted by: NSA Handler Assigned to AoSHQ at December 31, 2014 01:15 PM (NaV4z)

242 We're the reason all subsequent experiments have to have a kill switch.
Posted by: Blanco
--------------

Well..., uh, actually..., a Self Destruct mechanism.

Posted by: Bob at NSA at December 31, 2014 01:15 PM (F2IAQ)

243 It's ok Allen. I may just motivate myself to finish unpacking the last of the junk.

Posted by: Lauren at December 31, 2014 01:16 PM (MYCIw)

244 Kid who claimed he made $72 million in the stock market. We ran with it. Punk.

Posted by: Gullible Media at December 31, 2014 01:16 PM (QWiro)

245 Cool story about the Sheriff that took an 8 yr old kid on the hunting trip of a lifetime. It was linked here yesterday but now The Daily Mail has more info and pictures. There are 2 nominees for Man of the year at least in it.

http://tinyurl.com/p6g9cx2

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 31, 2014 01:16 PM (Mxs5H)

246 21 I would nominate our President of Color.

Our first Teen President.

Posted by: despair at December 31, 2014 01:17 PM (dcY7v)

247 The rapists at UVA.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 01:17 PM (F2IAQ)

248 Someone from his own party?
So you haven't seen the video clip of Kissinger talking about what a tremendous opportunity barky presents in helping to achieve their new world order.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 01:17 PM (XHihg)

249

Balish > Kolache

It the sour creme in the dough that makes the difference.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 01:18 PM (kdS6q)

250 Andrew Mendoza?

Started as a "Nobody could be that stupid" bet.

Posted by: AoSHQ late night NSA observer at December 31, 2014 01:18 PM (4ABEx)

251 A 12 year old anonymous message board comment almost took down the #3 Repub in the House.

People need to start planting info now.

Go to some commie message board -- "So glad Elizabeth Warren made an appearance at our annual meeting. Surprised she called for the mass killing of all white suburbanites, but I like her out-of-the-box thinking. Got he to sign my Stalin and Mao action figures, too. Woo-hoo!"

Be the Moby.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 31, 2014 01:18 PM (ZPrif)

252 >>Samantha Power maybe?

Genius! She's already earned their respect. /sarc

http://tinyurl.com/phecxx2

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 01:18 PM (ABcz/)

253 I nominate Jeb Bush!

Posted by: Karl Rove at December 31, 2014 01:18 PM (qfd4W)

254 Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 31, 2014 01:16 PM (Mxs5H)

Ahhhhh.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 31, 2014 01:19 PM (kff5f)

255 So the Scalise twitter lynching was based on an anonymous comment on a message board.

I read something different this morning. Looks like something left over from an '08 election.

http://tinyurl.com/nm7tyos

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 31, 2014 01:19 PM (0HooB)

256 I vote for the orderlies up at the state hospital- who give MUMR an hour on the Internet every day ('bout 4:30 EST) just to shut him the F up and clean the flung poo. That job must suck, unsung heroes and all....

Posted by: JDub BunkerintheBurbs wants a pony for Christmas at December 31, 2014 01:19 PM (X3xYu)

257 How about 'Ass of the Year'?

1. Lena Dunham
2. Lois Lerner
3. Barak Obama
4. Kim Kardashian's

Posted by: OregonMuse at December 31, 2014 01:20 PM (DVjiu)

258 I nominate the man who will fix my computer after I attempt to watch the college football playoffs on a sketchy, virus-filled foreign website.

Posted by: Agent of S.O.C.K. at December 31, 2014 01:20 PM (Ks4nX)

259 This sort of thing will become standard for 2015

Anonymous comments on message boards to take down anyone Dear Leader and his minions consider a threat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2014 01:20 PM (Dj3AB)

260 Me.... of course...

Shit... I'm so good I don't even have to yell Fore... my secret service clears the links in front of me!

Posted by: B. Obama at December 31, 2014 01:21 PM (qh617)

261 So you haven't seen the video clip of Kissinger talking about what a
tremendous opportunity barky presents in helping to achieve their new
world order.

Ugh, no. So he was seduced by Obama, too. All these dang intellectuals and elitists who have been conned by someone who was so obviously unqualified to us stoopid flyover state folk.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 01:21 PM (ABcz/)

262 Man Of The Year: The LIV

Proof: Obama's approval is at 49% (Rasmussen) and 48% (Gallup) on the final day of the year.

Case closed your honor.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2014 01:21 PM (0LHZx)

263 The Man of the Year is Orlando Bloom!! OMG Legolas is sooo kewll!!!

Posted by: fangirls at December 31, 2014 01:22 PM (/mTq0)

264 Lortabs helped with the deep, early on pain in the kidney area Carol.
Nothing has helped with the surface and subsurface always there crap.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 01:22 PM (XHihg)

265 When Cankles shrieked "What difference does it make?" she was merely reciting the same line that Bill chuckled every time shecaught him screwing some bimbo behind her back.

What is soodd is that she can't see what a joke she has become.

Sorry, Grandma. You're like a bottle of old Listerene in the medicine cabinet.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 31, 2014 01:22 PM (iAUf+)

266 The man of the year is Benedict Cumberbatch, me-rowr!!

Posted by: older fangirls at December 31, 2014 01:22 PM (/mTq0)

267 The Man of the Year is Bill Connelly!!

Posted by: D&D gamers at December 31, 2014 01:23 PM (/mTq0)

268 I wonder why Obama chose Kissinger as his Middle Man?

Nobody competent in foreign affairs in his own administration maybe?

What about Lurch?

Or Tia Leoni?

I have no problem focusing on her when she's in a mans dress shirt, and smart girl glasses.

Wait....did I say that out loud?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 31, 2014 01:23 PM (4ABEx)

269 Man Of The Year: The LIV

Proof: Obama's approval is at 49% (Rasmussen) and 48% (Gallup) on the final day of the year.

Case closed your honor.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo

Good Lord.

That doesn't bode well for the future of our country.

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 31, 2014 01:24 PM (/Ho8c)

270 The Man of the Year is Fidel Castro, because socialist paradise recognized by USA and stuff.

Posted by: exdem13's old beatnik parents at December 31, 2014 01:24 PM (/mTq0)

271 Getting prepared for the 2015 GOP.

I have my lube dispenser at the ready.

Not making the same mistake I made last year.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 01:24 PM (MQEz6)

272 Dear Barack,

The 70s called and they want Henry Kissinger back.

Love,

The Nice and Collegial Silver Medalist in the 2012 Presidential Race

Posted by: Mitt Romney at December 31, 2014 01:24 PM (iAUf+)

273 If Gerry Rivers is crossing the border, I hope he's going & staying in Mexico.

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 01:25 PM (sj3Ax)

274 "All these dang intellectuals and elitists who have been conned by someone who was so obviously unqualified to us stoopid flyover state folk."

Hey now!

Posted by: Peggy Noonan, David Brooks, et al. at December 31, 2014 01:25 PM (noWW6)

275 Lena Dunham's little man in the boat. What a year of abuse he's taken!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 31, 2014 01:26 PM (JO9+V)

276 I nominate Reggie, for fracking my gas-bearing formation.

Posted by: President McFuckstick at December 31, 2014 01:26 PM (ojfYH)

277 Good Lord.

That doesn't bode well for the future of our country.
Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 31, 2014 01:24 PM (/Ho8c)

__________

Nope. It does not.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2014 01:26 PM (0LHZx)

278 And this right on the heels of Gallup pollsters declaring Obama and Hillary the "Most Admired People of 2014"

Stop the planet and let me off.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 31, 2014 01:26 PM (1li1B)

279 Protesters storm Ferguson PD headquarters.

Live feed.

http://tinyurl.com/odvbwnx

Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at December 31, 2014 01:26 PM (fWAjv)

280 Bill Cosby.

Kids say the darndest things!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 01:27 PM (F2IAQ)

281 Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 01:22 PM (XHihg)

May want to ask doctor about Gabapentin or brand name Neurontin.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 31, 2014 01:27 PM (3jmxp)

282 Actually, I still love my old beatnik lefty parents, even thought they are old enough to know better.

I nominate my old Dad as Man of the Year. He and Mom have been married 50 years, having pledged to have and to hold, 'til death do they part, 12/19/1964.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 31, 2014 01:27 PM (/mTq0)

283 Ok, maybe not a live feed.

Posted by: RWC - he who likes guns and boobehs and has a goatee at December 31, 2014 01:27 PM (fWAjv)

284 If only Old Man McCain had fought this dirty against Obama.

TheBlaze @theblaze
.@SenJohnMcCain engaging in "ethnic cleansing" to purge Tea Party detractors from Arizona GOP:
http://t.co/NCT22ecz9C

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 31, 2014 01:28 PM (ZPrif)

285 199
I think Henry Kissinger is 91. God bless him. I hope he has his wits
about him and if he feels like overindulging in pastries or what not
he's entitled.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2014 01:08 PM (Dj3AB)

Fuck Kiss. He sold out the Vietnamese and never looked back. He sucked up to Mao and never looked back. He was and still is a weaselly fucker.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 01:28 PM (0FSuD)

286 Seriously, I don't know who that is in the picture so I'm not really getting the joke.

Posted by: who is that? at December 31, 2014 01:28 PM (O7l6D)

287 Yeah.... those pols with Obama still in the 40's and he and Hills as the most admired are proof that the MSM has done their job at hiding all of their crap quite effectively. Yes, there are some stupid people, but they get their news from people who intentionally misinform them, so the MSM is at fault, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 01:28 PM (ABcz/)

288 Why do people get all perturbed by polls results on Obama?They are massaged and manufactured in oder not to reflect reality but to influence opinion. It's likely much lower but Pravda media wouldn't let us know. Also, Obama is on vacation, Except for booting the couple off the golf course for their wedding (which only conservatives knew about) obama is keeping his mouth shut. His poll numbers always improve when he's on vacation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2014 01:28 PM (Dj3AB)

289 Hate to break this to ya Lizzy but Kissinger was nwo all along.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 01:28 PM (XHihg)

290 Protesters storm Ferguson PD headquarters.
-----------------

* thinks nostalgically of the days when cops carried nightsticks *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 01:29 PM (F2IAQ)

291 I read Hillary's service dog and thought CNN.

Posted by: Peej at December 31, 2014 01:29 PM (ctaN6)

292
If "man of the year" means the one who was most prominent in the news, then clearly the Narcissist-in-Chief deserves the prize.

However, if it means the person who had the greatest *positive* influence on events, I nominate Scott Walker. His work to improve the lives of the people of Wisconsin, despite unparalleled opposition, legal and illegal, by the Left, is truly heroic.

Posted by: Brown Line at December 31, 2014 01:29 PM (zcbZo)

293 Dr. Kissinger is not so mobile. He normally gets around in a go cart, or motorized wheelchair.

Posted by: navybrat at December 31, 2014 01:29 PM (JgC5a)

294
So the 'rons get sexy cheerleaders each week and the 'ettes get Geraldo?
Thanks a F'ing lot.

Posted by: cheri at December 31, 2014 01:29 PM (oiNtH)

295 Mr. Kissinger reminds me of the character Despicable Me in that photo.

Posted by: willow at December 31, 2014 01:29 PM (nqBYe)

296
The GOP's man of the year has to be Barack Obama.

With the shitty lackluster disorganized campaigning they did, and rudely pissing all over the base, they still managed to get the Senate back and hold their previous gains in the House.

And that was all down to Obama. Without him in the loop, it would have been another crummy year for Republicans.

Except, um, Obama's on his way out as of the next cycle. Voters aren't going to be frantically looking for an Obama counterweight any longer. What then?

Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 01:29 PM (noWW6)

297 I'm sorry to hear that, Teej.
I know that shingles causes nerve pain & there aren't many meds that work on nerve pain.
There might be newer ones but unless they've made vast improvements you have to take for a while for them to work.

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 01:30 PM (sj3Ax)

298 251 A 12 year old anonymous message board comment almost took down the #3 Repub in the House.

People need to start planting info now.

Go to some commie message board -- "So glad Elizabeth Warren made an appearance at our annual meeting. Surprised she called for the mass killing of all white suburbanites, but I like her out-of-the-box thinking. Got he to sign my Stalin and Mao action figures, too. Woo-hoo!"

Be the Moby.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 31, 2014 01:18 PM (ZPrif)

That only works against our side. And not to dredge up an ugly thread, but there were a handful here the other night ready to tie a noose and toss it over a tree limb.

Posted by: Havedash at December 31, 2014 01:30 PM (G1XMn)

299 Fuck Kiss. He sold out the Vietnamese and never looked back. He sucked up to Mao and never looked back. He was and still is a weaselly fucker.

This. I pays to be old enough to remember.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 01:30 PM (rwI+c)

300 as to Obamas poll numbers.
Yeah .
we suck.

Posted by: willow at December 31, 2014 01:31 PM (nqBYe)

301 262 Man Of The Year: The LIV

Proof: Obama's approval is at 49% (Rasmussen) and 48% (Gallup) on the final day of the year.

Case closed your honor.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 31, 2014 01:21 PM (0LHZx)

Cute cherrypicking.

Reuters has it at 37 and ABC/WashPost has it at 39.

RCP average for Dec is 43.2. A net negative of 9.1%

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 31, 2014 01:31 PM (w+fJL)

302 All in all, I preferred the Spockataur.

Posted by: rickl at December 31, 2014 01:31 PM (zoehZ)

303 "Go to some commie message board -- "So glad Elizabeth Warren made an appearance at our annual meeting. Surprised she called for the mass killing of all white suburbanites, but I like her out-of-the-box thinking. Got he to sign my Stalin and Mao action figures, too. Woo-hoo!" "

So, she'll start out with a 48% voter base.

Posted by: despair at December 31, 2014 01:31 PM (dcY7v)

304 And not to dredge up an ugly thread, but there were a handful here the other night ready to tie a noose and toss it over a tree limb.

I still am. Any stick is good enough to beat a dog.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 01:31 PM (rwI+c)

305 It's likely much lower
-
No, it's likely quite accurate.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 31, 2014 01:31 PM (ZPrif)

306 Obama polls are worthless.

They show us nothing of value.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 01:31 PM (MQEz6)

307 Or Tia Leoni?
I have no problem focusing on her when she's
in a mans dress shirt, and smart girl glasses.
Wait....did I say that out loud?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

That's quite alright.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 31, 2014 01:32 PM (X1eFA)

308 280
Bill Cosby.

Kids say the darndest things!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 01:27 PM (F2IAQ)

That was Art Linkletter, a great guy. Don't mix him up with this rapist.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 01:32 PM (0FSuD)

309 Seriously, I don't know who that is in the picture so I'm not really getting the joke.
Posted by: who
----------------

Picture him with a broken nose... http://tinyurl.com/ost9r4d

Posted by: Mike Hammer, twirling a pencil at December 31, 2014 01:32 PM (F2IAQ)

310 "If only Old Man McCain had fought this dirty against Obama."

See also: the Mittbot 3000 running the most crude and underhanded sort of attacks against his Republican competitors in the primaries, and then suddenly rebooting himself into Little Lord Fauntleroy in the general against Obama.

"Candy, can I just say that I agree with the President on this?"

Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 01:32 PM (noWW6)

311 i believe Cosby also did it.

Posted by: willow at December 31, 2014 01:33 PM (nqBYe)

312 Screw that neurontin crap. Did nothing for pain. Did nothing but scramble my mental faculties. And I mean SCRAMBLE.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 01:33 PM (XHihg)

313 Protesters storm Ferguson PD headquarters.

At least now they're attacking the power structure, rather than Speaking Truth to Shoppers.

I'd really like to see them attack the police union HQ. Yeah. Then it all gets shut down.

That's my choice for 2014 Man of the Year: Patrick Lynch, head of the NYC Policeman's Benevolent Association.

No protester hate for him!

Posted by: AmishDude at December 31, 2014 01:33 PM (L2xDv)

314 Greg

Posted by: Rosemary Lehmberg at December 31, 2014 01:33 PM (bdYgE)

315 Cake Girl.

Posted by: garrett at December 31, 2014 01:33 PM (sT6SN)

316 Protesters storm Ferguson PD headquarters.

Looks like they could use some Roof Koreans

Posted by: tu3031 at December 31, 2014 01:34 PM (i0wGQ)

317 Speaking Truth to Shoppers

I love this phrase.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 01:34 PM (rwI+c)

318 only Old Man McCain had fought this dirty against Obama.

If only the Viet Cong had not been so incompetent

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at December 31, 2014 01:34 PM (R8hU8)

319 Hmmm, I have a hard time nominating anyone seriously for MotY. Things haven't really improved all that much except for gas prices coming way down.

Maybe whoever it was that exposed the UVA rape story for the fairy tale it really was. The folks who started pushing back against the SJW's in Gamergate. Lena "Spud" Dunham's imaginary Repumpkin one-night-stand (that took real courage or a near-fatal dose of alcohol poisoning). Justin Verlander for shtupping Kate Upton.

I'm torn.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 31, 2014 01:34 PM (0HooB)

320 Kissinger was a Detente dude.

Anybody remember Detente?

RR said, "We win. They lose"

Kissinger was not in agreement.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 01:34 PM (MQEz6)

321 The SJWs did pick the right target, though. They picked Scalise, a man too disorganised, cowardly and stupid just to rebut the claim with "no this is bullshit, fynq" when it was made.

Hmm. In ten years someone will have Harry Reid unable to comment if he's ever buggered a ten year old boy, based on posts made here.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 31, 2014 01:35 PM (z/HLo)

322
I still am. Any stick is good enough to beat a dog.
Posted by: toby928(C)

Moi aussi.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 31, 2014 01:35 PM (kdS6q)

323 What about that monkey that rescued that other monkey? I nominate him.

Seconded.

Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 01:35 PM (Ua6T/)

324 "No cable you see and these shingles have me not even thinking about heading out to a sports bar."

Those of you who haven't had the shingles vaccine: GO GET IT.

Worth paying out of pocket for, though costly.

Someone uninsured told me that they managed to get the shot for ten bucks via a charitable-access program at their clinic. Ask round.

Posted by: torquewrench at December 31, 2014 01:35 PM (noWW6)

325 Washington Free Beacon nominations should be read like the Bud Light 'Real Men of Genius" ads.

Posted by: exdem13 at December 31, 2014 01:36 PM (/mTq0)

326 Ole Miss needs to bench Bo. TCU has his number, big time.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 31, 2014 01:36 PM (rwI+c)

327 I still am. Any stick is good enough to beat a dog.
Posted by: toby928(C)

Moi aussi.
Posted by: Laurie
--------------

Leave out of this .

Posted by: Charles Degaulle at December 31, 2014 01:36 PM (F2IAQ)

328
295 Mr. Kissinger reminds me of the character Despicable Me in that photo.

And yet you still haven't figured out my true identity.

Posted by: Dr. Strangelove at December 31, 2014 01:37 PM (RcpcZ)

329
Leave out of this .
Posted by: Charles Degaulle

Crap.

Leave moi out of this...

Posted by: Charles Degaulle at December 31, 2014 01:37 PM (F2IAQ)

330 I'm old enough to remember and I still say "He's 91 and if he wants to have a pastry he might as darn well do it". Do I agree with everything he's done.? No I don't have to. My father would have been 95 and he was a leftist. I still wish I had him with me and that he didnt die in his 40's

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2014 01:37 PM (Dj3AB)

331 I hereby earnestly nominate Internet Aristocrat for taking the lead in giving the SJWs bent on destroying gaming a much-needed shellacking.

I hereby sarcastically nominate Internet Aristocrat who, upon experiencing his new-found fame, chose to flameout in the most dramatic way possible. Well done, Jim.

#GamerGate

Posted by: JR at December 31, 2014 01:37 PM (1fs2o)

332 323 What about that monkey that rescued that other monkey? I nominate him.

Seconded.
Posted by: fluffy at December 31, 2014 01:35 PM (Ua6T/)

Meh. He owned him money and wasn't skipping out that easily.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 01:37 PM (MQEz6)

333 John Boehner is clearly man of the year. Like a rock, I tells ya.

Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2014 01:38 PM (dVmLD)

334 @280 Bill Cosby.

Women I know say the darndest things!
----------------

fify

Posted by: junior at December 31, 2014 01:38 PM (UWFpX)

335 323 I vote for the rescue monkey

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at December 31, 2014 01:39 PM (R+h7Q)

336 Flu is bad this year.

HotAir.com @hotairblog
CDC: Flu at epidemic level; 15 children dead this season hotair.com/headlines/?p=3

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 31, 2014 01:39 PM (ZPrif)

337 Argh!

293 Dr. Kissinger is not so mobile. He normally gets around in a go cart, or motorized wheelchair.

My secret identity is still safe.

Posted by: Dr. Strangelove at December 31, 2014 01:39 PM (RcpcZ)

338 Nood.
You here 4 hour. You go now!

Posted by: votermom at December 31, 2014 01:40 PM (cbfNE)

339 Meh. He owned him money and wasn't skipping out that easily.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 01:37 PM (MQEz6)

They tried to teach me in college that there's no such thing as altruism - if nothing else, behaving well makes you feel good. HORRIBLE

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at December 31, 2014 01:41 PM (R+h7Q)

340 >>Flu is bad this year.

Yeah, and this year's flu vaccine isn't very effective - wonder how that could have happened? A mystery...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 31, 2014 01:41 PM (ABcz/)

341 Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 01:33 PM (XHih

Works for some. There are other anti-convulsants that may have different reactions for you.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 31, 2014 01:41 PM (3jmxp)

342 I would like to nominate as "Anti man of the year"-Al Sharpton. Blood on his hands at every single major"peaceful protest" he's been involved with.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 31, 2014 01:42 PM (Dj3AB)

343 I nominate MUMR, for proving that there really are aliens among us.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 31, 2014 01:42 PM (ojfYH)

344 Teej,
I was on Neurontin years ago & it made me, among other things-none good-talk in my sleep in a way that I scared my mother & older brother.
Then I took an antidepressant Elavil for nerve pain but it took 6 weeks to work all day & had lots of side effects too. I had excessively dry eyes, mouth, but it did help.

How long have you had them?

Posted by: Carol at December 31, 2014 01:43 PM (sj3Ax)

345 +1 for Rescue Monkey for Man of the Year!

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 31, 2014 01:43 PM (/Ho8c)

346 How about "Satan's Tool of the Year" for Al Sharpton?

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at December 31, 2014 01:43 PM (R+h7Q)

347 Meh. He owned him money and wasn't skipping out that easily.

Posted by: eman at December 31, 2014 01:37 PM (MQEz6)

Yeah, but how many fat lesbians have died from the flu, CDC?

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at December 31, 2014 01:45 PM (R+h7Q)

348 Crap, wrong quote. Supposed to be flu deaths, my bad

Posted by: Miley's Tongue at December 31, 2014 01:46 PM (R+h7Q)

349 I must say that the Geraldo Chimera is disturbingly jaunty in that photo. His Colombian dealer must have floated him a fresh kilo.

Posted by: Fritz at December 31, 2014 01:46 PM (dVmLD)

350 4 weeks today Carol.
Started hitting me 8 days after tearing left knee meniscus.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 31, 2014 01:49 PM (XHihg)

351 328

295 Mr. Kissinger reminds me of the character Despicable Me in that photo.

No, here is a pic of Kiss. Just wish he'd eat that last mint.

http://tinyurl.com/n89hd82

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 31, 2014 01:52 PM (0FSuD)

352 Sarcastic: AL SHARPTON?!, for providing so many larffs in the comments. It just never gets old.
Peewee League: Jameson F., for bringing hope to all of us in a very low period. Heck, here's to all the Horde babies of 2014!
Bantam weight division: the Honey Badger of Doom, Trey Gowdy, for ripping IRS carrion to shreds.
Heavyweight division: all our service men and women who fight the good fight under the worst CINC in this and all mirror universes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 31, 2014 01:54 PM (CesFO)

353 2014 has been an awful year. 2015 looks to be even worse. I know who I'm hoping for in 2016.

http://tinyurl.com/kxlmsvc

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at December 31, 2014 01:55 PM (39g3+)

354 Tsrblke- you better hope you wife doesn't read this or you'll be a dead man of the year.

Allen G- Pinterest for kola hie recipes.

Richard McEnroe- Geraldo will have an infarction not
*In fart tion* but maybe he has those also.

I can't wait to leave work today.

Posted by: Bossy Barbara at December 31, 2014 01:57 PM (4OUm2)

355 I'll say Chris Pratt. Because I really loved watching a roguish, gun-packing man nail alien chicks inside his own spaceship.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 31, 2014 01:58 PM (EtwGU)

356 Maybe it's just me but I think Geraldo looks like a combination of Edward James Olmos and Joseph Stalin. Ironically, all three of them share the same political philosophy, too.

Posted by: Slappy at December 31, 2014 02:01 PM (Am9Tn)

357 1. Drew and the Imaginary UVA Rapists
2. Harry Reid's Unknown Victims
3. Lena Dunham's Finger
4. The Spockataur
5. Gentle Giants and Peaceful Urban Scholars
6. Bill Clinton and Bill Cosby [nominated as a pair]

Serious nomination:
1. Kevin Vickers

Posted by: Stu-22 at December 31, 2014 02:05 PM (vd4oB)

358 Who was the man of the year in 2013? Is there a plaque somewhere that commemorates it?

Posted by: Snicklefritz at December 31, 2014 02:06 PM (Moh0M)

359 I need eye bleach after looking at that picture. Damn!

Posted by: ArmyMom at December 31, 2014 02:25 PM (a4GJD)

360 Late to the party as usual but I nominate Michael Brown. He did more in 15 minutes to expose the filthy race pimps and liars to the dumbmasses than a fresh Spring thaw does to expose the majesty of the Rockies.

Posted by: katy at December 31, 2014 02:28 PM (QE8Mf)

361 Admiral William Adama. My perpetual vote.

More practically, LTG Daniel Bolger for giving too many of his fellow generals the finger. They had it coming.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at December 31, 2014 03:17 PM (Pwo5S)

362 Real: Fracking.

Sarcastic: Rape...not Rapey Rape...

Posted by: RGallegos at December 31, 2014 03:28 PM (AVODN)

363
Gerdildo Retardo gets my vote.

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