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Oh My!
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 30, 2014 07:24 PM (JSuOr) 2
Why oh God WHy?
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 30, 2014 07:24 PM (scgac) 3
Better than Lena
Posted by: Shannow at December 30, 2014 07:24 PM (SuF6A) 4
Ace, you scare me sometimes.
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at December 30, 2014 07:25 PM (CW6pW) 5
Always the centaur of attention.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 30, 2014 07:25 PM (fIv/H) 6
What in the holy f'n hell is that?
Posted by: cnation at December 30, 2014 07:25 PM (MsIBX) 7
Neigh.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2014 07:26 PM (ZqJDG) 8
LMAO!!!
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:26 PM (OsWis) 9
Jane D'oh's BIL?
Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 07:26 PM (MMC8r) 10
If there is a line you crossed it.
Posted by: teh Wind at December 30, 2014 07:26 PM (frYU/) 11
I'm leaving now...
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 07:27 PM (S0A/C) 12
I'm crying here...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:27 PM (OsWis) 13
More like the Vomit Lobe of the Gut-Brain.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 30, 2014 07:27 PM (scgac) 14
That's one from Jane's link that I liked best. She was describing her BIL on Christmas.
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 07:27 PM (sj3Ax) 15
I'm not sure that this is an improvement over the Lena Dunham thread.
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2014 07:27 PM (sdi6R) 16
He should be carrying a crossbow.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2014 07:27 PM (ZqJDG) 17
Somehow not as gay as the Emo Spock one.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at December 30, 2014 07:27 PM (V70Ne) 18
Dammit to hell!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:27 PM (FsuaD) 19
Geez, can't you at least hide that behind a link, or something?
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at December 30, 2014 07:27 PM (ThxKk) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 30, 2014 07:28 PM (JSuOr) 21
Posting pron by Lena's dad? That's got to hurt.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 07:28 PM (0FSuD) 22
Come Hither Spock isn't too bad...
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:28 PM (OsWis) 23
Now that's an act of love!
Posted by: Jeb Bush at December 30, 2014 07:28 PM (5u/mf) 24
That's hot!
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at December 30, 2014 07:28 PM (fBxC6) 25
Illogical, captain.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 07:28 PM (NeFrd) 26
I hear that deacons in Catholic parishes use these recent Ace posts to help them overcome their... urges, on the way to priesthood.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 07:28 PM (AVEe1) 27
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Ace, you scare me sometimes. Posted by: WannabeAnglican at December 30, 2014 07:25 PM (CW6pW) Obviously, eating foot chicken will fuck up your mind. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 07:29 PM (0FSuD) 28
That makes my headmeat all hurty.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 07:29 PM (0HooB) 29
*looks around with shifty eyes for Eris*
I must say, Spock is better looking than my BIL in his Spock costume. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:29 PM (FsuaD) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:29 PM (OsWis) 31
What.......I say, what havewe done to deserve this????
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at December 30, 2014 07:29 PM (DLu2s) 32
Two ponytails.
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at December 30, 2014 07:29 PM (fBxC6) 33
Wtf? It's december 30th not April 1st. Yikes
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2014 07:29 PM (cAlVr) 34
foot chicken...lolol
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:30 PM (OsWis) 35
It's the topknot that makes it all come together
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 07:30 PM (S0A/C) 36
I saw Boner Lobe play solo behind Shrugg's Hardware.
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 30, 2014 07:30 PM (16bOT) 37
**calls broker,, Buy up all the brain bleach you can!!! Now dammit!!! **
Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 30, 2014 07:30 PM (XHihg) 38
John Kerry hardest hit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 07:30 PM (0HooB) 39
"Mount up!", squee'd Lena, her beef drapes rippling like a midget's tiny, klepto fingers.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 30, 2014 07:30 PM (TySU4) 40
"If I were to watch Centaur porn.. but with the bottom of the screen blocked out with a piece of cardboard, would I find the human halves of the female actresses appealing?" "Well.. maybe.. But you've got to remember that, at some point, there's gonna be a horse penis in there." "Fair enough." screen.yahoo.com/snl/centaur-job-interview-000000292.html Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2014 07:30 PM (kdS6q) 41
Holy crap, I just saw that Dexter of Dexter's Laboratory died. That's sad, she was really talented. "Something something, Earnest Borgnine."
Posted by: Null at December 30, 2014 07:30 PM (xjpRj) 42
And he's hung like a horse. I suppose.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:31 PM (FsuaD) 43
Can you get this in Velvet? I'll take two.
Posted by: MSM Reporter at December 30, 2014 07:31 PM (0FSuD) 44
What if we all decamped and ran back to the previous thread? Even Lena Dunham can't be much worse than this. At least we don't have to look at her.
Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at December 30, 2014 07:31 PM (ThxKk) 45
He didn't 'drop a piece of chicken on the floor'.
Posted by: The Chicken at December 30, 2014 07:32 PM (fBxC6) 46
Don't they know Vulcans have barbed penises?
That'll put this kibosh on yer hung-like-a-horse Spock paraphilia. Posted by: zombie at December 30, 2014 07:32 PM (K4YiS) Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 07:32 PM (MMC8r) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:32 PM (OsWis) 49
Mendoza is probably eager for Pon Farr
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 07:33 PM (NeFrd) 50
I think I've found next year's Christmas gift for the BIL.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:33 PM (FsuaD) 51
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What if we all decamped and ran back to the previous thread? Even Lena Dunham can't be much worse than this. At least we don't have to look at her. Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at December 30, 2014 07:31 PM (ThxKk) TREAD WINNER. I second the motion, hearing to objection so moved. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 07:33 PM (0FSuD) 52
All you commenters who hate that painting are just insufficiently Tolerant and Embracing Of the Wondrous Intersectional Diversity That Is Spock Porn. /sarc of course
Posted by: pst314 at December 30, 2014 07:33 PM (T4dRn) 53
It's not complete until you add a Kirk Centaur fucking him in the ass.
Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 07:33 PM (MMC8r) 54
The artwork seems to stirrup a lot of people's emotions.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 30, 2014 07:33 PM (fIv/H) Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 07:33 PM (0HooB) 56
Man, wait til the rest of the horde shows up...lol
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:34 PM (OsWis) 57
Viewing the picture, his dangling participles must be huge.
Posted by: Igor at December 30, 2014 07:34 PM (5aohW) 58
Thats exactly what the college republican who raped me looked like.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 30, 2014 07:34 PM (5u/mf) Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2014 07:34 PM (w+fJL) 60
Needs cowbell.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2014 07:35 PM (ZqJDG) 61
ZOMG, I spit beer all over my monitor.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 07:35 PM (nL0sw) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:35 PM (OsWis) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 07:35 PM (NeFrd) 64
Photoshop a speedo in there...somewhere.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 30, 2014 07:36 PM (oFCZn) 65
Not an rdbrewer painting, that's for sure. At least it's wearing "pants." *shivers*
Posted by: fly gal at December 30, 2014 07:36 PM (8MleN) 66
Now if that picture had Yoda/Spock astride with a lightsaber? That would be art.
Posted by: Erowmero at December 30, 2014 07:36 PM (go5uR) 67
So, Eris is getting a Cement Mixer at the NoVaMoMe this coming June.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2014 07:34 PM (w+fJL) There's a Christmas story regarding my nerd BIL in a Spock costume in the thread below. And later, a Speedo is involved. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:36 PM (FsuaD) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:36 PM (OsWis) 69
WTF am I looking at?
Posted by: spypeach at December 30, 2014 07:36 PM (/vbEv) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2014 07:36 PM (kdS6q) 71
62 BC!!
It all started innocently enough... Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:35 PM (OsWis) This? This is a raping of innocence. I need another drink. ............................ Aaaaahhhhhhhh. That was good. Fuck. It's still horrible. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2014 07:36 PM (w+fJL) 72
58 Thats exactly what the college republican who raped me looked like.
Posted by: Lena Dunham Well I was gang raped by 3 centaurs, 5 orcs, and a balrog. Posted by: Jackie at December 30, 2014 07:36 PM (V70Ne) 73
There's a Christmas story regarding my nerd BIL in a Spock costume in the thread below. And later, a Speedo is involved.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:36 PM (FsuaD) Do you realize how much it would take for me to actually seek out such a story? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2014 07:37 PM (w+fJL) 74
TD Dawgs! Up 17-7.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 07:37 PM (0HooB) 75
He has Two, count 'em Two pony tails.
Posted by: seamrog at December 30, 2014 07:37 PM (FpfnX) 76
BRB- bunk
Posted by: MUMR at December 30, 2014 07:37 PM (NeFrd) 77
Up for a little horsing around, Mr Spock?
Posted by: Nurse Chapple at December 30, 2014 07:38 PM (fBxC6) 78
heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:38 PM (FsuaD) 79
Jane's BIL dressed up as Spock for Christmas.
He was gifted a Speedo. And he wants to go zip-lining. Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:38 PM (OsWis) 80
69 WTF am I looking at?
Posted by: spypeach at December 30, 2014 07:36 PM (/vbEv) At the risk of getting throat punched, how many times in your life have you uttered that phrase? Lol. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2014 07:38 PM (w+fJL) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:38 PM (OsWis) 82
So now we know that Ewoks don't dream of electric sheep.
Posted by: flounder at December 30, 2014 07:38 PM (FHh8u) 83
Confirmed: Secretariat and Martina Navratilova had a love child.
Posted by: Sportscaster in a Plaid Jacket at December 30, 2014 07:38 PM (Ks4nX) 84
That's cheap and crass, nothing at all like my portrait of Captain Picard as a winged angel in a gimpsuit.
Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 07:38 PM (MMC8r) 85
That picture looks like something a freshman college girl would describe from her dream last night, which is why no one listens when they talk.
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2014 07:39 PM (qyomX) 86
That Centaur also RAPED me!!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 30, 2014 07:39 PM (AC0lD) 87
Jane's BIL dressed up as Spock for Christmas.
He was gifted a Speedo. And he wants to go zip-lining. Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:38 PM (OsWis) As yet uncomfirmed: zip-lining in the Speedo. Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 07:39 PM (nL0sw) 88
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TD Dawgs! Up 17-7. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 07:37 PM (0HooB) It's cold as fuck in Charlotte. I suspect the players don't give a shit, the fans? Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 07:39 PM (0FSuD) 89
Balrog cock has gotta leave a mark.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 07:39 PM (AVEe1) Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2014 07:40 PM (kdS6q) 91
Galloping around the cosmos is a game for the young.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 30, 2014 07:40 PM (fIv/H) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:40 PM (OsWis) 93
Whoa!
Posted by: John Kerry at December 30, 2014 07:40 PM (FHh8u) 94
Say, what does the back end of that Spock thing look like?
Posted by: "Unknown" from Lena Dunham's Book at December 30, 2014 07:41 PM (qyomX) 95
Looking at that painting - I dun ham bin rayped!
Posted by: votermom at December 30, 2014 07:41 PM (hyXXA) 96
At least he get's to have the lower half a horse.
Posted by: Mirror Universe Mr Spock at December 30, 2014 07:42 PM (fBxC6) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 07:42 PM (OsWis) 98
Gahh. Here I am, minding my own business, happy, bourbon in hand, listening to Boccherini on the headphones - and then this.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at December 30, 2014 07:42 PM (9tzvc) 99
89 Balrog cock has gotta leave a mark.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo My insides looked like an M-80 went off in a bucket of chorizo, but my friends said it was no big deal so I never reported it. Posted by: Jackie at December 30, 2014 07:42 PM (V70Ne) 100
Picked by UGA, first and goal from the 9.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 07:42 PM (nL0sw) 101
When I moused over it and couldn't find the hot link, I knew it was a classy work of fine art.
Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2014 07:42 PM (dVmLD) 102
"Put it all on the Four-Horse, Enterprising Vulcan FTW, please."
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 30, 2014 07:42 PM (16bOT) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 07:42 PM (NeFrd) 104
This is all Jane D'oh's fault.
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 07:43 PM (zt+N6) 105
Blucher!
Posted by: Igor at December 30, 2014 07:43 PM (fBxC6) 106
Neigh!
Posted by: Centaur Spock at December 30, 2014 07:44 PM (fBxC6) 107
I'll bet he's a centaurspreader too.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 30, 2014 07:44 PM (oFCZn) 108
It's cold as fuck in Charlotte. I suspect the players don't give a shit, the fans?
Players with no sleeves. Fans all look like the Michelin Men. Temp is 43 degrees with a lot of wind. Dawgs just got an int. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 07:44 PM (0HooB) 109
Is there some sort of minority benefit to be claimed, if you're related to that thing? Because if so, I totally am.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 30, 2014 07:44 PM (qyomX) 110
Go Dawgs!
Posted by: JDub BunkerintheBurbs wants a pony for Christmas at December 30, 2014 07:44 PM (X3xYu) 111
what the equus that ?
Posted by: seamrog at December 30, 2014 07:45 PM (FpfnX) Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:45 PM (FsuaD) 113
A reference to a 45 year old TV show?
Television itself was only about 20 years old when that show was in its orginal run. Which is some excuse I guess. Some wag had already called TV a 'vast wasteland' by then. Disclosure: That image was not in the original show, young people. Sillier things were though. Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 07:45 PM (pBsHH) 114
Entry made by second officer Spock
Posted by: berserker lurker at December 30, 2014 07:45 PM (HMiLd) 115
He's trying to mind-meld us.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:46 PM (FsuaD) 116
He's ghey, Jim.
Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at December 30, 2014 07:46 PM (+1T7c) 117
At least his thighs don't look like bags of lumpy oatmeal. Improvement over Lena.
Posted by: Aviator at December 30, 2014 07:46 PM (3rrMW) 118
I bet they are banned from showing this to the terrorists at Gitmo.
Posted by: gm at December 30, 2014 07:46 PM (/kBoL) 119
Full Speed ahead!
Posted by: Mr. Sulu at December 30, 2014 07:46 PM (9GG/0) 120
My eyes have been raped, since I did not give consent to Ace before he posted that.
I think Ace hates us. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 30, 2014 07:46 PM (+XMAD) 121
My insides looked like an M-80 went off in a bucket of chorizo, but my friends said it was no big deal so I never reported it.
lol...I've never heard anything put quite like that before. Is there going to be a 2014 Best Of tomorrow night? Posted by: dartist at December 30, 2014 07:47 PM (ahBY0) 122
Now Ace is just trolling us.
Posted by: Mindy at December 30, 2014 07:47 PM (rcXlm) 123
Lena Dunham would ride that like Secretariat.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:47 PM (FsuaD) 124
I'd roofie that.
Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 30, 2014 07:47 PM (FHh8u) 125
In an alternate timeline, Spock's pon farr is more popularly known simply as The Mounting.
Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2014 07:47 PM (dVmLD) 126
I see nothing unusual in this picture.
Posted by: John Kerry at December 30, 2014 07:47 PM (KFdZd) 127
At the risk of getting throat punched, how many times in your life have you uttered that phrase?
Lol. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2014 07:38 PM (w+fJL) Twice, once on my wedding night, and the other at the Momeet Posted by: spypeach at December 30, 2014 07:47 PM (/vbEv) 128
So this is what a Star Trek/Mr. Ed mashup would look like.
Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2014 07:48 PM (sdi6R) 129
Players with no sleeves. Fans all look like the Michelin Men. Temp is 43 degrees with a lot of wind.
Dawgs just got an int. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 07:44 PM (0HooB) 43? 39 real feel 33 with 10 MPH wind. UGA is going to win this going away. Don't mess up the field dammit, we have a playoff game Sat. http://tinyurl.com/7e6wu5c Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 07:48 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: James Tiberius Kirk at December 30, 2014 07:48 PM (KCxzN) Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 30, 2014 07:48 PM (LWu6U) 132
That's totally not rape.
Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdely at December 30, 2014 07:48 PM (9GG/0) 133
113 A reference to a 45 year old TV show?
It's ridiculously old. I was almost done with Wellesley then! Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 30, 2014 07:48 PM (qyomX) 134
I also see nothing wrong here.
Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at December 30, 2014 07:48 PM (KFdZd) 135
Images of this type are generally hidden behind a link with a warning not to click it, aren't they?
Posted by: gm at December 30, 2014 07:48 PM (/kBoL) Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 30, 2014 07:49 PM (XzRw1) 137
First Officer on deck!
Posted by: Catherine the Great at December 30, 2014 07:49 PM (fBxC6) 138
Twice, once on my wedding night, and the other at the Momeet
Posted by: spypeach at December 30, 2014 07:47 PM (/vbEv) hahahahahahaahahahahaha Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2014 07:49 PM (w+fJL) 139
Sick Puppies.
Posted by: Killerdog at December 30, 2014 07:49 PM (vntmB) Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 07:49 PM (KCxzN) 141
Dammit, I'm a doctor, not a vet, Jim! Posted by: Bones at December 30, 2014 07:49 PM (pBsHH) 142
And is it just me or is the upper arm length and lower arm length ratio just a tad off?
Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 30, 2014 07:49 PM (XHihg) 143
You just know erg has this hanging in his mom's basement.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:50 PM (FsuaD) Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 07:50 PM (KH1sk) 145
Amazing.
Posted by: Chris Hayes at December 30, 2014 07:51 PM (Ks4nX) 146
Meh. Looks like a gelding.
Posted by: Y-not at December 30, 2014 07:51 PM (9BRsg) 147
"And is it just me or is the upper arm length and lower arm length ratio just a tad off?"
-Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 30, 2014 07:49 PM (XHihg) Indeed. Quite humerus. Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 30, 2014 07:51 PM (16bOT) 148
Ramming Speed!
Posted by: Mr. Sulu at December 30, 2014 07:51 PM (9GG/0) 149
I think we've finally managed to frighten MUMR off.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:51 PM (FsuaD) 150
the most un-settling thing is the belly button piercing...
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 07:51 PM (KCxzN) 151
It doesn't appear the curtains match the carpet.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 07:51 PM (0FSuD) 152
135 Images of this type are generally hidden behind a link with a warning not to click it, aren't they?
Posted by: gm at December 30, 2014 07:48 PM (/kBoL) When Ace is feeling benevolent, yes. And when he's not, you may see an image like this come up when you click on some enticing link like "Jeb withdraws from race!" Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2014 07:51 PM (qyomX) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 07:51 PM (NeFrd) 154
We're going to have to take your comment reading privileges away.
Posted by: DaveA at December 30, 2014 07:51 PM (DL2i+) 155
Year Of The Lie. I like that.
Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2014 07:51 PM (JdEZJ) 156
If people had hooves, would we call 12 inches a foot? Think about it.
Posted by: otho at December 30, 2014 07:52 PM (tBSrv) 157
Still beats the hell out of looking at Dunham...
Posted by: Foster Brooks at December 30, 2014 07:52 PM (LoIJo) Posted by: DaveA at December 30, 2014 07:52 PM (DL2i+) 159
They laughed at me, said I was crazy.
Posted by: Dr Moreau at December 30, 2014 07:52 PM (fBxC6) 160
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That picture reminds me of this classic: http://tinyurl.com/ocur48t Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 07:51 PM (NeFrd) OMG!!! Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:53 PM (FsuaD) 161
This painting makes me think we owe the Furries an apology.
Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 07:53 PM (MMC8r) 162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqajBoOA8lo
Posted by: SarahW at December 30, 2014 07:53 PM (Lbv/k) 163
149 I think we've finally managed to frighten MUMR off.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:51 PM (FsuaD) *** Check #76 Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 07:53 PM (NeFrd) 164
I volunteer for the away team Captain.
Posted by: Redshirt at December 30, 2014 07:53 PM (V8aMM) 165
does it like pancakes? afterwards a walk in the sunset
Posted by: ewok-em at December 30, 2014 07:53 PM (nqBYe) 166
To be splayed before him with my moist thong in his teeth...
Posted by: Lena D at December 30, 2014 07:53 PM (XzRw1) 167
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Meh. Looks like a gelding. Posted by: Y-not at December 30, 2014 07:51 PM (9BRsg) And they left off my horse c0ck? Posted by: Horse-Spock at December 30, 2014 07:53 PM (FHh8u) 168
Um, I need to see you in the medical quarters, Mr. Spock. Posted by: Nurse Chapel at December 30, 2014 07:54 PM (pBsHH) 169
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 07:51 PM (NeFrd) Now there is a gelding, a ball-less bitch for sure Posted by: Killerdog at December 30, 2014 07:54 PM (vntmB) 170
I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle....
Posted by: Intergalactic Gene Autry and F' An'thing at December 30, 2014 07:54 PM (OXzvH) Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 30, 2014 07:54 PM (RZzX3) 172
"So this is what a Star Trek/Mr. Ed mashup would look like."
I find it less alarming than I do the Secretary of State/Mr. Ed mashup. Posted by: torquewrench at December 30, 2014 07:54 PM (noWW6) 173
>>>And is it just me or is the upper arm length and lower arm length ratio just a tad off?<<<
And can someone explain why a human bellybutton is present, and what advantages human nipples serve on a centaur? Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2014 07:54 PM (dVmLD) 174
i used to have a slight crush on spock.
it's over now. Posted by: willow at December 30, 2014 07:54 PM (nqBYe) 175
Look out Tony Romo's back. Stomping Suh got his suspension rescinded.
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 07:54 PM (zt+N6) 176
That is SO HOT.
Posted by: Kenneth Pinyan at December 30, 2014 07:54 PM (MMC8r) 177
>> If people had hooves, would we call 12 inches a foot? Think about it.
Posted by: otho Might call it a pizzle. Posted by: Aviator at December 30, 2014 07:55 PM (3rrMW) 178
okaaay, the bellybutton thing just looks weird.
Posted by: willow at December 30, 2014 07:56 PM (nqBYe) Posted by: Lena D at December 30, 2014 07:56 PM (XzRw1) 180
So, Eris is getting a Cement Mixer at the NoVaMoMe this coming June.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 30, 2014 07:34 PM (w+fJL) ------- Is that like a Cleveland Steamer? No thank you, sir! Not averse to Kalamazoo Kickstart or Fort Ord Onager, though. Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 07:56 PM (KH1sk) 181
175 Look out Tony Romo's back. Stomping Suh got his suspension rescinded.
Posted by: buzzion at December 30, 2014 07:54 PM (zt+N6) Unbelievable. That second stomp was deliberate. Posted by: grammie winger at December 30, 2014 07:56 PM (dFi94) 182
I feel...funny.
Posted by: Barry Sorta-hetero at December 30, 2014 07:56 PM (FcR7P) 183
Can we play with it?
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at December 30, 2014 07:57 PM (16bOT) Posted by: Ted Nugent at December 30, 2014 07:57 PM (XzRw1) Posted by: willow at December 30, 2014 07:58 PM (nqBYe) 186
176
That is SO HOT. Posted by: Kenneth Pinyan at December 30, 2014 07:54 PM (MMC8r) I was no where near Enumclaw in 2005. Posted by: Horse-Spock at December 30, 2014 07:58 PM (FHh8u) 187
Unbelievable. That second stomp was deliberate.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 30, 2014 07:56 PM (dFi94) No doubt about it. He even lifted his right foot off the ground so his full weight would be on Rogers ankle. Posted by: Nurse Chapel at December 30, 2014 07:58 PM (pBsHH) 188
They shoot centaurs don't they? And I'm all out of snark.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 30, 2014 07:59 PM (FsuaD) 189
Off nurse sock
Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 07:59 PM (pBsHH) 190
There isn't actually a boner lobe. I know because I'm an expert in boners.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at December 30, 2014 07:59 PM (oFCZn) 191
177
>> If people had hooves, would we call 12 inches a foot? Think about it. Posted by: otho Shit, I convinced my wife that 12 CM was a foot. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 07:59 PM (0FSuD) 192
In fact, my life's dream was to open a shop called All About Boners, but I fell into this writing thing instead.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at December 30, 2014 07:59 PM (oFCZn) 193
Posted by: Nurse Chapel at December 30, 2014 07:58 PM (pBsHH)
Yep. So much for "protecting the players". Posted by: grammie winger at December 30, 2014 08:00 PM (dFi94) 194
I'd like to get a piece of that!
Posted by: Mr. Sulu at December 30, 2014 08:00 PM (9GG/0) 195
that's it , i'm hoofin it out of here while i still can.
Posted by: willow at December 30, 2014 08:01 PM (nqBYe) 196
In fact, my life's dream was to open a shop called All About Boners, but I fell into this writing thing instead.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan You can make a fine living writing about boners. Posted by: George RR Martin at December 30, 2014 08:01 PM (V70Ne) 197
Transporter f'd up again?
Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2014 08:01 PM (JdEZJ) 198
Now touch me my dear feel the surprise Give me your hand open your eyes Waiting for, who are you waiting for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvhHg7YUG34 ~Melissa Nah. Posted by: artisanal 'ette swoons at December 30, 2014 08:02 PM (IXrOn) 199
She ran calling, "Wildfire!" http://tinyurl.com/mgpht7z
Posted by: Michael Martin Murphy at December 30, 2014 08:02 PM (fBxC6) 200
Bring it horseman!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 30, 2014 08:02 PM (HRo7B) 201
Dammit Jim I'm a Doctor not a Veterinarian.
Posted by: Drpullit at December 30, 2014 08:03 PM (o/uPq) 202
Stomping Suh got his suspension rescinded.
I hate the Dallas Cowboys but no team should have to face that level of vile unsportsmanship. Maybe when Tony Romo gets cleeted on the face a couple times they'll reconsider. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at December 30, 2014 08:04 PM (WUmfB) 203
Go Cards!!!! Someone has to root for them, too many Dawg fans about. The Hokies won there bowl game so I'm good.
I'm not sure what is more disturbing? That painting or the description of it, courtesy of Ace. Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 30, 2014 08:04 PM (20X6f) 204
Dammit Jim , I'm a doctor not a jockey .
Posted by: Drpullit at December 30, 2014 08:04 PM (o/uPq) Posted by: artisanal 'ette goes back to watching Her at December 30, 2014 08:04 PM (IXrOn) 206
The long-lost fifth horseman of the Apocalypse, I see
Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2014 08:05 PM (9GG/0) 207
which horseman of the apocalypse is this one?
Posted by: willow at December 30, 2014 08:05 PM (nqBYe) 208
damn it chemjeff
Posted by: willow at December 30, 2014 08:06 PM (nqBYe) 209
damn it chemjeff
Posted by: willow at December 30, 2014 08:06 PM (nqBYe) Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 30, 2014 08:06 PM (1CroS) 211
The long-lost fifth horseman of the Apocalypse, I see
Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2014 08:05 PM War, Death, Famine, Pestilence and... Rape. Posted by: otho at December 30, 2014 08:06 PM (tBSrv) 212
Oh willow.
Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2014 08:06 PM (JdEZJ) 213
Galaxy Quest-rian
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 08:06 PM (NeFrd) Posted by: Drpullit at December 30, 2014 08:06 PM (o/uPq) 215
That fucker does *not* get a shirt.
Posted by: Paul Anka at December 30, 2014 08:06 PM (wr4LJ) 216
Transporter f'd up again?
Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2014 08:01 PM golf clap Well played Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 08:07 PM (KCxzN) Posted by: Space Hippie Eris at December 30, 2014 08:07 PM (KH1sk) Posted by: Drpullit at December 30, 2014 08:08 PM (o/uPq) 219
I'M A MAN, NOT A... oh, wait...
Posted by: A Vulcan Called 'Horse' at December 30, 2014 08:08 PM (fBxC6) 220
The only possible explanation for this post was someone who was recently exposed to a combination of chicken, bbq sauce, and carpet fibers.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at December 30, 2014 08:08 PM (WUmfB) 221
Sooper Mexican quotes Nick Searcy on how to raise a black child:
http://tinyurl.com/l5z6tqt 'Tis a good read. Posted by: GnuBreed at December 30, 2014 08:08 PM (ZqJDG) Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at December 30, 2014 08:08 PM (Aoayx) Posted by: John "Oompa Loompa" Boehner at December 30, 2014 08:09 PM (qfd4W) 224
Like a screen door in a hurricane...
Posted by: Theabithcuit at December 30, 2014 08:09 PM (1CroS) Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2014 08:10 PM (JdEZJ) 226
While Mayor Bill de Blasio was personally coaxing the citys police union presidents to meet with him, his top aides were on the phones with lawmakers urging them to blast PBA President Patrick Lynch and other officers for turning their backs on the mayor following the assassinations of two of New Yorks Finest, New York Post has learned.
Weasel Zippers What a fuckin low life lying bastard Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 30, 2014 08:10 PM (Zmw74) 227
220
The only possible explanation for this post was someone who was recently exposed to a combination of chicken, bbq sauce, and carpet fibers. Posted by: SE Pa Moron at December 30, 2014 08:08 PM (WUmfB) don't forget huffing paint cans Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2014 08:11 PM (9GG/0) 228
What am I really not looking at?
Posted by: Corona at December 30, 2014 08:11 PM (fh2Y7) 229
I said Mindmeld, you fucking ninnies!
Posted by: Gene Roddenberry at December 30, 2014 08:11 PM (dVmLD) Posted by: grammie winger at December 30, 2014 08:12 PM (dFi94) 231
Jesus Christ, warn a guy before you toss stuff like that up.
At the minimum put that fvcker below the fold or something. Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something... at December 30, 2014 08:12 PM (baiNQ) Posted by: chemjeff at December 30, 2014 08:12 PM (9GG/0) Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 30, 2014 08:12 PM (nEuHX) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 08:12 PM (NeFrd) 235
225 I do think it would be better with a bare-chested Shatner astride him.
I was thinking Putin. Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 30, 2014 08:13 PM (+XMAD) 236
NOT FUNNY!!!!!
Posted by: Shreiking Harpy Feminist at December 30, 2014 08:13 PM (jucos) 237
Have I got a job for that guy in Juarez. Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 08:13 PM (pBsHH) 238
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.
Posted by: John "Reverse Centaur" Kerry at December 30, 2014 08:13 PM (qfd4W) 239
Giddyup!
Posted by: Pon Farr the Centaur at December 30, 2014 08:13 PM (OXzvH) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 30, 2014 08:13 PM (RO8oH) Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 08:14 PM (pBsHH) 242
Mr. Spock, is that a dilithium crystal under your tail, or are you just glad to see me?
Posted by: Sulu at December 30, 2014 08:15 PM (Dwehj) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 08:15 PM (NeFrd) 244
Spockalgo.
Posted by: Viggo at December 30, 2014 08:16 PM (fBxC6) 245
Fox is reporting another attack on cops in Philly. Apparently tried to run them down and 5 of them shot him in his car. No officers were injured...perp is room temp.
Posted by: dartist at December 30, 2014 08:16 PM (ahBY0) 246
"That's funny. Try saying it out loud..."
-Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 08:15 PM (NeFrd) I can't do it without the Sean Connery voice. Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) (T) at December 30, 2014 08:17 PM (16bOT) Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 08:17 PM (pBsHH) 248
245 Fox is reporting another attack on cops in Philly. Apparently tried to run them down and 5 of them shot him in his car. No officers were injured...perp is room temp.
Posted by: dartist at December 30, 2014 08:16 PM (ahBY0) When oh when will black toddlers stop turning their lives around? Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 08:17 PM (oKE6c) 249
Centaur of a Woman.
Posted by: Al Pacino at December 30, 2014 08:18 PM (fBxC6) 250
It's even creepier once you notice that it looks as if Spock is in the process of digesting a little person. Perhaps that's why he appears to have a bit of angst - he realizes he just ate Will Robinson.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands) at December 30, 2014 08:18 PM (+XMAD) 251
I wouldn't mind rolling my tongue around Spock's biscuit.
Posted by: sulu at December 30, 2014 08:19 PM (tBSrv) 252
"Apparently tried to run them down and 5 of them shot him in his car. "
Why couldn't they just shoot out his TIRES???!!?!? Posted by: Stew Pidlib at December 30, 2014 08:19 PM (pBsHH) 253
Home field advantage for Maryland tonight. The weather is exactly like a cold, clear, windy winter day back East. I keep expecting to see cornfields. Very unusual.
Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2014 08:19 PM (FcR7P) 254
Still not the worst thing I've seen in 25 years on the Internet.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Warlord of the Western Wastes at December 30, 2014 08:20 PM (m9V0o) Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 08:20 PM (KCxzN) 256
225 I do think it would be better with a bare-chested Shatner astride him.
What? Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2014 08:10 PM (JdEZJ) ------------ I've been to a few Trek conventions in my day (don't judge!) and there was usually a booth set up with a couple nice ladies peddling their K/S slash fiction. Yes, you know what I'm talking about, and no, I did not buy any. But this is like the next step -- Kirk/Spock/Furry fanfic. I would totes buy this if it was on black velvet. Posted by: Space Hippie Eris at December 30, 2014 08:20 PM (KH1sk) 257
Mr. Spock, just neigh twice for a reach-around.
Posted by: Sulu at December 30, 2014 08:20 PM (Dwehj) 258
The cops need to infiltrate my USB port and make that Spock image room temp.
Posted by: Snicklefritz at December 30, 2014 08:20 PM (Moh0M) 259
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the ... the ... Oh! I'm prospering!
Posted by: angler at December 30, 2014 08:21 PM (+zZOH) 260
That is one HELL of a sexy Centaur
Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 30, 2014 08:21 PM (jucos) 261
.....his top aides were on the phones with lawmakers urging them to blast PBA President Patrick Lynch and other officers for turning their backs on the mayor following the assassinations of two of New Yorks Finest, New York Post has learned.
Posted by: Nevergiveup Union President Lynch (and probably lifelong Democrat), meet avowed Leftist power monger, Soviet Bill. New York City is the big loser, but this will be humerous watching who the Media sides with. Soviet Bill has already blamed them for part of the problem ....for reporting something close to the truth. Posted by: Bossy Conservative.... after dark at December 30, 2014 08:22 PM (+1T7c) 262
"Still not the worst thing I've seen in 25 years on the Internet."
The half-horse, the goatse, yeah, no comparison. Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 08:22 PM (pBsHH) 263
I wouldn't mind seeing that Spock in the officers' showers
Posted by: Mr. Sulu at December 30, 2014 08:22 PM (9GG/0) 264
Posted by: dartist at December 30, 2014 08:16 PM (ahBY0)
Shit, I hope all the cops are OK. I've got a buddy that's a Philly cop. Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 08:22 PM (nL0sw) 265
Bareback mountin'
Posted by: Jake Gyllenhaal at December 30, 2014 08:22 PM (NeFrd) 266
Can you do another one with Captain Kirk as a unicorn?
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2014 08:22 PM (btTLZ) 267
Live long and Rape
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 30, 2014 08:22 PM (3jmxp) 268
Behold the power of Wrong.
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 08:22 PM (MQEz6) Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 30, 2014 08:23 PM (jucos) 270
This is what happens to you for masturbating to reruns of 'Fury.'
Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 08:24 PM (MMC8r) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 08:24 PM (NeFrd) 272
When oh when will black toddlers stop turning their lives around?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 08:17 PM (oKE6c) According to the story, perp was 50 something white guy. Posted by: Ronster at December 30, 2014 08:24 PM (9vrWU) 273
Has NBC canceled Star Trek?
Posted by: Garry Trudeau at December 30, 2014 08:24 PM (Dwehj) 274
Well, I'm guessing my buddy is better than OK. Just checked his FB page. That fucker is in Jamaica on vacation.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 08:24 PM (nL0sw) Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 08:24 PM (MQEz6) 276
Half Spock, half John Kerry.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 08:24 PM (oKE6c) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 08:24 PM (NeFrd) 278
Shit, I hope all the cops are OK. I've got a buddy that's a Philly cop.
They said it was in Upper Darby and all the officers are ok. Here we go again. Posted by: dartist at December 30, 2014 08:25 PM (ahBY0) 279
It would have been better with John Kerry's face.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 30, 2014 08:25 PM (3jmxp) 280
See the old condom hanging on his ear?
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 08:25 PM (MQEz6) 281
I wouldn't mind feeding Spock my carrot.
Posted by: sulu at December 30, 2014 08:25 PM (tBSrv) 282
Fox is reporting another attack on cops in Philly. Apparently tried to run them down and 5 of them shot him in his car. No officers were injured...perp is room temp.
Posted by: dartist at December 30, 2014 08:16 PM (ahBY0) When oh when will black toddlers stop turning their lives around? Dead perp is 52 year old white male. Local crime story. Move along. Posted by: votermom at December 30, 2014 08:25 PM (QbIZx) 283
According to the story, perp was 50 something white guy.
Posted by: Ronster at December 30, 2014 08:24 PM (9vrWU) So, per MSM, no story, amirite? Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 08:25 PM (oKE6c) 284
Hmm, send this fellow over to my castle.
Posted by: Zombie Catherine the Great at December 30, 2014 08:26 PM (0FSuD) 285
These genius protesters still haven't digested the simple fact that almost all these events they're protesting began WHEN IDIOTS INITIATED VIOLENCE AGAINST A COP.
Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 08:26 PM (MMC8r) 286
Where are the lungs on that creature?
Posted by: Miley's Tongue at December 30, 2014 08:26 PM (R+h7Q) 287
So, per MSM, no story, amirite?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 08:25 PM (oKE6c) Sounds about right. Posted by: Ronster at December 30, 2014 08:27 PM (9vrWU) 288
According to the story, perp was 50 something white guy.
MSM desperately hopes for cops to all be approved minorities so NARRATIVE. Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 08:27 PM (MMC8r) 289
285 These genius protesters still haven't digested the simple fact that almost all these events they're protesting began WHEN IDIOTS INITIATED VIOLENCE AGAINST A COP.
Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 08:26 PM (MMC8r) Oh, they know that. Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 08:28 PM (oKE6c) 290
Did you notice how the "news" made sure to repeatedly mention NYC's crime rate is lowest ever? If you belive that conclusion includes recent data youre a dummy. We wont know Kaiser Wilhelm's crime record for a while. Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at December 30, 2014 08:28 PM (Aoayx) 291
How does he scratch his balls?
Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 08:28 PM (MMC8r) 292
It behooves me to note that the vulcan nerve pinch would be a bitch, h8terz.
Posted by: Horse-Spock at December 30, 2014 08:29 PM (FHh8u) 293
291 How does he scratch his balls?
Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 08:28 PM (MMC8r) Very carefully Posted by: MikeH at December 30, 2014 08:29 PM (4OZqu) 294
2014 is now at end, Captain.
Posted by: eman at December 30, 2014 08:29 PM (MQEz6) 295
"behooves?" Really?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 08:29 PM (oKE6c) 296
According to the story, perp was 50 something white guy.
Obviously a Tea Partier, even if he was wearing a Che tshirt. Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 08:30 PM (nL0sw) 297
I thought all cars in NYC were bumper to bumper 24/7. How could he get any speed up?
Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 08:31 PM (pBsHH) 298
Probably on old Tea Party hipster.
Posted by: Ronster at December 30, 2014 08:32 PM (9vrWU) 299
Obviously a Tea Partier, even if he was wearing a Che tshirt.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 08:30 PM (nL0sw) Yep. He could be wearing a Che t-shirt, clutching a copy of Das Kapital autographed by the author, and singing "The Internationale," and the MSM would report him as being of indeterminate political persuasion, but suspected of being a Tea Partier. Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 08:32 PM (oKE6c) 300
297 I thought all cars in NYC were bumper to bumper 24/7. How could he get any speed up?
Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 08:31 PM (pBsHH) I think it was in Philly Posted by: MikeH at December 30, 2014 08:32 PM (4OZqu) Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 30, 2014 08:33 PM (e+1S5) 302
...a dead horse.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 08:24 PM (NeFrd) Knew a guy who used to say: "When your horse is dead.....get off." Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 08:33 PM (pBsHH) 303
by DeviantArt user Karracaz Tres suprise. And, for out next tribute: www.deviantart.com/art/Spocktopus-189387026 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 30, 2014 08:33 PM (kdS6q) 304
NY Slime has a story on who died in 2014. I am pretty well read, I didn't know a third of them.
Very strange list. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 08:33 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 08:34 PM (pBsHH) 306
Leftist Logic:
"Michael Brown attacked a cop and got killed! Antonio Martin attacked a cop and got killed! Trayvon Martin attacked a wannabe cop and got killed! I'm so mad about that I'M GOING TO ATTACK A COP!!!!" Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 08:34 PM (MMC8r) Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 08:35 PM (0FSuD) 308
Can we get a Worf as Pan?
Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2014 08:35 PM (JdEZJ) 309
I clicked on my handy-dandy "AoSHQ" link, right up there on my toolbar, for some much-needed news and information.
Then I saw that. Screw you, Ace. Dammit, man. Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 08:36 PM (1AgbC) 310
remember when the Enterprise's CHRONOMETERS were going BACKWARDS...BOY? Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothiewing plover at December 30, 2014 08:36 PM (Aoayx) 311
291 How does he scratch his balls? Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 08:28 PM (MMC8r) Camel toe Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2014 08:37 PM (cAlVr) 312
"This is a very strange place during the daytime."
Daywalkers, Nightwalkers. Only the badasses ride with both. Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 08:37 PM (pBsHH) 313
Someone has a Mr. Spock fixation.
Posted by: rabidfox at December 30, 2014 08:37 PM (COIkl) Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 08:38 PM (1AgbC) Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2014 08:38 PM (wr4LJ) 316
Is he a Harry Mudder?
Posted by: --- at December 30, 2014 08:38 PM (MMC8r) 317
It's the "foot" chicken. Obviously ace had some bad fungus/acid on his foot.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 08:38 PM (0FSuD) 318
Nope...I will have a major fit of the giggles every time I watch Star Trek.
And no one but the horde will know why. Thanks y'all! Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 08:38 PM (OsWis) 319
Does Amazon have retinas?
Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 08:39 PM (1AgbC) Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 08:39 PM (OsWis) 321
This must be a natural selection thing going on here with these dumb fucks going after cops. Might be a good thing to get them out of the breeding herd.
Posted by: dartist at December 30, 2014 08:39 PM (ahBY0) Posted by: t-bird at December 30, 2014 08:40 PM (FcR7P) 323
312 "This is a very strange place during the daytime."
Daywalkers, Nightwalkers. Only the badasses ride with both. Posted by: Meremortal at Decembe That's Mr. Bad Ass to you. :-) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2014 08:40 PM (cAlVr) 324
295
"behooves?" Really? Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 30, 2014 08:29 PM (oKE6c) I missed the memo that we were above cheap puns here. Excuse me whilst I go don my formal underwear. Posted by: Horse-Spock at December 30, 2014 08:40 PM (FHh8u) 325
remember THE BLACK CAT in Gary Seven's OFFICE? Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothiewing plover at December 30, 2014 08:40 PM (Aoayx) 326
If this was meant to distract us from the coming of the Burning Times, it isn't working.
Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2014 08:41 PM (7X4hH) 327
I've been through the desert on a Spock with no name.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2014 08:41 PM (LImiJ) 328
I can't wait to see a pic of Jane's BIL zip-lining as Spock in a Speedo.
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 08:41 PM (OsWis) 329
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0101111111111000001111010100111111111111001 0010001001001000000000010001001101001010000 0011111111010101000010011100011100011010100 0001000001 Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 08:42 PM (1AgbC) Posted by: Mr. Sulu at December 30, 2014 08:42 PM (3a584) 331
Damn. The Philly perp's youtube vids are...out there.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 08:42 PM (nL0sw) 332
327 I've been through the desert on a Spock with no name.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2014 A horse is a horse of course......famous Mr. Spock Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2014 08:43 PM (cAlVr) 333
*twitch*
0000111100000111111000000000000000111101010 0101111111111000001111010100111111111111001 0010001001001000000000010001001101001010000 0011111111010101000010011100011100011010100 0001000001 Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 08:43 PM (1AgbC) 334
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0101111111111000001111010100111111111111001 0010001001001000000000010001001101001010000 0011111111010101000010011100011100011010100 0001000001 Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 08:42 PM (1AgbC) 09afcd 23bef Posted by: MikeH at December 30, 2014 08:44 PM (4OZqu) 335
She ran calling Spockfire.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2014 08:44 PM (LImiJ) 336
I don't understand a bit of what you are saying taqiy.
Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2014 08:44 PM (JdEZJ) 337
Funny how NY Slime will run a story about a gun accident in ID, but won't run a story about a Black abortionist that killed 10.
Narrative baby. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 08:45 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 30, 2014 08:45 PM (RO8oH) 339
HERBERT
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 30, 2014 08:45 PM (Cq0oW) 340
That's Mr. Bad Ass to you. :-)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2014 08:40 PM (cAlVr) *Ahem* Posted by: Ette Stompy Boot Patrol at December 30, 2014 08:45 PM (pBsHH) 341
307 Philly guy was a nut wanted by FBI.
http://tinyurl.com/nmjyyt7 Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 08:35 PM (0FSuD) OK, the guy was a stark-raving looney. He thought he was singer Sara Bareilles' soulmate or something. Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2014 08:45 PM (sdi6R) 342
Your FORTRAN punch cards are being returned.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 08:46 PM (0FSuD) 343
"337 Funny how NY Slime will run a story about a gun accident in ID, but won't run a story about a Black abortionist that killed 10."
Narrative, my dear. Posted by: Lauren at December 30, 2014 08:46 PM (wDCpR) 344
Misanthropic Humanitarian,
Happy New Year! Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 08:46 PM (sj3Ax) Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 08:47 PM (1AgbC) 346
This really feels like an ONT, doesn't it? We must be in one of those temporal anomalies.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 08:47 PM (KH1sk) 347
Funny how NY Slime will run a story about a gun accident in ID, but won't run a story about a Black abortionist that killed 10."
Only 10? Amateur. Posted by: Warren Hern at December 30, 2014 08:48 PM (pBsHH) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2014 08:48 PM (cAlVr) 349
This really feels like an ONT, doesn't it? We must be in one of those temporal anomalies.
PANTS CHECK! Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2014 08:48 PM (7X4hH) 350
This really feels like an ONT, doesn't it? We must be in one of those temporal anomalies.
PANTS CHECK! Posted by: blaster at December 30, 2014 08:48 PM (7X4hH) 351
A Spock! A Spock! My kingdom for a Spock!
Posted by: Richard III at December 30, 2014 08:48 PM (qfd4W) 352
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0101111111111000001111010100111111111111001 0010001001001000000000010001001101001010000 0011111111010101000010011100011100011010100 0001000001 Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 08:49 PM (1AgbC) 353
Giddyup.
Posted by: Horse Whisperer at December 30, 2014 08:49 PM (fBxC6) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2014 08:49 PM (cAlVr) Posted by: SkyNet at December 30, 2014 08:50 PM (16bOT) Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2014 08:50 PM (LImiJ) 357
Ace plays golf with three best friends, one Bobby Titcomb. Hooker provider.
http://tinyurl.com/3sp698j Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 08:50 PM (0FSuD) 358
temporal anomalies
Yeah well I'd rather have a temporal anomaly than amorality in Tempe. Or, A tympani in Menominee. Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 30, 2014 08:51 PM (xq1UY) 359
That's actually not the worst picture of Spock in that collection.
That "come hither" Spock painting could gag a maggot. Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2014 08:51 PM (DVjiu) 360
Nekkid centaur Spock, Ace.
I didn't need that. Wasn't Kaboom! enough? Where's the men in black with the goddamn flashy thing? Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 08:51 PM (1AgbC) 361
heheheh eheheh... "titcomb"... heheheh Posted by: beavis at December 30, 2014 08:52 PM (tBSrv) 362
http://tinyurl.com/3sp698j
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 08:50 PM (0FSuD Obama hangs around with white trash? Color me shocked. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2014 08:52 PM (cAlVr) 363
Get a life, get a haircut, get laid, you pathetic losers. It's a fucking TV show. *looks at Ferrari in the garage* Spock is the most profound and interesting pop culture character EVER CREATED. Posted by: Leonard Nimoy at December 30, 2014 08:53 PM (8v9fw) 364
* sitar *
I see my red shirt and I want it painted Spock No shirts anymore I want them to turn Spock I see the girls walk by impressed by the NCO's I have to turn my head until my dorkness goes I feel the Pon Farr and it's all painted Spock Gone to Omicron Ceti III, never to come back I see people turn their phasers and quickly beams away Like a new born Gorn, it just happens every day Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2014 08:53 PM (wr4LJ) 365
352: I now want to listen to RUSH-Grace Under Pressure. I'll have to wait till I get home.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 30, 2014 08:53 PM (20X6f) 366
I'm looking for an ergonomically designed screwdriver for daily use that generates the least amount of fatigue. Many rave reviews online praise Wera's double fustrum handle, but I wonder if other designs have their own strengths at more affordable prices.
Does anyone have experience with SK's CushionGrip line? Posted by: Screwd at December 30, 2014 08:53 PM (FGEvF) 367
Carol, you gave me a good laugh today. Seemed to be concerned about dirty sheets when the girl was hosing half the campus. Intentional or not, I don't know.
Anyway Happy New Year. Posted by: Ronster at December 30, 2014 08:53 PM (9vrWU) Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 08:53 PM (KH1sk) 369
If you really wanna see some strange Spock stuff, look up Leonard Nimoy Fat Woman Photography... no joke Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothiewing plover at December 30, 2014 08:53 PM (Aoayx) 370
Pray for an early ONT... or merciful SMOD. 'Cause I'm thinking this is top o' the page until the ONT rolls in. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 30, 2014 08:54 PM (RO8oH) 371
No, I will not have one until January 10. I'm pissed because man yesterday called after 8 to question me about Kohl's & I told him it's the only one I use. He made a note to call me back after 9 when CS was open, told woman to expedite it & she was supposed to. Today I had different one & it wasn't expedited, she tried to override yesterdays request to expedite it & it wouldn't let her.
Supervisor of CS is getting call tomorrow. I have cable put on that card, along with cell, etc. Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 08:55 PM (sj3Ax) 372
You know in some respects I appreciate Obama not throwing Titcomb under the bus just because he likes hooks.
My guess is Titcoomb and Barry smoked a lot of dope together and Barry still trusts him to get "good hooks"? That and he probably is Reggie's stand in? One has to wonder what the SS thinks about a president out with a arrested fucking low rent scum bag. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 08:55 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 30, 2014 08:56 PM (xq1UY) 374
One has to wonder what the SS thinks about a president out with a arrested fucking low rent scum bag.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 08:55 PM (0FSuD) SS probably got babes from the titmouse Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2014 08:56 PM (cAlVr) Posted by: taqiyyologist at December 30, 2014 08:56 PM (1AgbC) Posted by: Warren Hern at December 30, 2014 08:56 PM (pBsHH) 377
If you really wanna see some strange Spock stuff, look up Leonard Nimoy Fat Woman Photography...
yeah, I'm not going to be looking that up Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 08:56 PM (KCxzN) Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 08:57 PM (0HooB) 379
TD Dawgs up 27-7.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 08:57 PM (0HooB) 380
"One has to wonder what the SS thinks about a president out with a arrested fucking low rent scum bag."
Sharpton plays golf? Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 08:58 PM (pBsHH) 381
SS probably got babes from the titmouse
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 30, 2014 08:56 PM (cAlVr) I suspect the SS has better hooks that titcomb. Federal employees don't talk much. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 08:59 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothiewing plover at December 30, 2014 08:59 PM (Aoayx) 383
Here you go. Half-horse is one thing; half 455 with two 4bbl, something else.
http://tinyurl.com/oe62fkl Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 30, 2014 09:00 PM (xq1UY) 384
I just put FNC & it looks like 2 hour ad for Bill O Killing Lincoln. I found Charlie Brown New Year Special on ABC series on demand, free.
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 09:01 PM (sj3Ax) Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothiewing plover at December 30, 2014 09:01 PM (Aoayx) 386
When Nimoy was playing Spock, he was famous for his boat-tail Riv.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 30, 2014 08:56 PM one of mostest favorite cars ever... Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 09:01 PM (KCxzN) 387
for the record as both a Trekkie and a horse-fancier, i want it to be known i am HORRIFIED. Hail Eris, you are a bastard. there is not enough brain bleach in the world to get rid of that...
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at December 30, 2014 09:03 PM (f858s) 388
Environazis conflicted. Drudge says carbon dioxide makes the rainforest prosper.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2014 09:03 PM (LImiJ) 389
what the fuck??? I slack off a little and this . . . THIS . . . is where the place goes? madre de dios!
Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2014 09:04 PM (6uib1) 390
386 When Nimoy was playing Spock, he was famous for his boat-tail Riv.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 30, 2014 08:56 PM one of mostest favorite cars ever... Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 09:01 PM (KCxzN) "I was conceived in the Riviera. Not the French Riviera, the Detroit variety" Posted by: MikeH at December 30, 2014 09:04 PM (4OZqu) 391
TD Louisville!
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 30, 2014 09:04 PM (20X6f) 392
No one is angrier than I about that painting.
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 30, 2014 09:04 PM (l3vZN) Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2014 09:05 PM (6uib1) 394
Is that his real hair or is that a weave?
Posted by: ALH at December 30, 2014 09:05 PM (btTLZ) 395
dafuq, Ace. i keel u nao!!!
Posted by: fluke_boy at December 30, 2014 09:06 PM (jqe5A) 396
Peaches! Help! Everything's turnin ghey!
Posted by: freaked at December 30, 2014 09:06 PM (JdEZJ) 397
the Leonard Nimoy Boner Killer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU Posted by: weew at December 30, 2014 09:06 PM (0tmLY) 398
388 Environazis conflicted. Drudge says carbon dioxide makes the rainforest prosper.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 30, 2014 09:03 PM (LImiJ) Plants like CO2? News to me. Posted by: Charlie Gibson at December 30, 2014 09:06 PM (sdi6R) 399
Look, it could've been worse. Ace could've posted that pic of Lena Dunham that kbdabear linked to in the last thread.
Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2014 09:06 PM (DVjiu) Posted by: The Federation at December 30, 2014 09:06 PM (Xr5AC) 401
BTW its so fucking cold in my little corner of the californian desert that i went and fed all the old horses a their nightly Mash with hot water so that their dinner would be warm in their tummies, because the wind is Fierce and the night is freaking FREEZING. I brought all the feral kittens in and they are sleeping in my art studio, snuggled on the daybed in a pile of comforters. So i have done what i could for G-ds dumb beasts, so WHY was i punished with THIS vision of creepy hell? I repeat, All Hail Eris, you are a freaky bastard. and coming from ME thats saying something.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at December 30, 2014 09:07 PM (f858s) 402
I get the sarcasm, but I just don't get the satyr around here.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 30, 2014 09:07 PM (Dhdnu) 403
Look, it could've been worse. Ace could've posted that pic of Lena Dunham that kbdabear linked to in the last thread.
Um, yeah. To quote Calvin of Hobbes: "Life's never so bad that it can't get worse." Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 09:08 PM (0HooB) 404
Alton, would you tell us if you did?
Heh. It's all good, broseph. Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothiewing plover at December 30, 2014 08:59 PM yeah, if the "humor" value was high enough & I'm pretty good @ letting the self-deprecating humor out Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 09:08 PM (KCxzN) 405
@397, yeah, but the chicks in the video were hot in a Banana Splits kind of way, and you know Nimoy pon farr'd all of 'em.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 30, 2014 09:09 PM (Dhdnu) 406
That's just WRONG
Posted by: small town girl at December 30, 2014 09:10 PM (yX09K) Posted by: Grumpy Cat at December 30, 2014 09:11 PM (KCxzN) 408
I like rdbrewers art pictures a little better.
Posted by: Dave S. at December 30, 2014 09:11 PM (UvR6d) 409
OMG PEACHES!!!!! i have to send you pictures of the new little cuties!!! two of the new kittens are pretty tame, and one is in the house and housetrained but just is not keen on being held or really even touched more than a light BOOP! on the nose. But they one and all love their new digs in my art studio.
Asthma cat is hanging in there, and happily snuggled in my Tiny House. Shes got a proper bed with down comforters, a lay-z-boy, and a heater, so shes feeling pretty damn pleased with her circumstances too. Shes still taking 3 ml of prednisone every other day tho... Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at December 30, 2014 09:11 PM (f858s) 410
Please, I beg all, I never want to hear about Lena Dunham ever. She's an attention seeking ?? (Use your imagination)
Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 09:12 PM (sj3Ax) 411
Hey, Gush!! Just stupid cold hereabouts the last week or so. Now it's raining, hard. I am sick to my stomach worrying that my bedroom will be flooded (again). Glad your kittehs are doing well! xoxo
Posted by: Peaches at December 30, 2014 09:13 PM (6uib1) 412
Lena's dad would have painted in a dick. Just saying.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 09:14 PM (0FSuD) 413
I repeat, All Hail Eris, you are a freaky bastard. and coming from ME thats saying something.
Posted by: gushka can has Kittys what plays fetch! at December 30, 2014 09:07 PM (f858s) ------ Gushka, I'm so freaky I wear women's underthings! Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 09:15 PM (KH1sk) Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at December 30, 2014 09:15 PM (8CdUx) 415
eek
Posted by: A Titmouse at December 30, 2014 09:16 PM (Dwehj) 416
They used stuff like this at Guantanamo. And got in a lotta trouble.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 30, 2014 09:16 PM (EDYaR) 417
Pon Far is in the air.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 30, 2014 09:16 PM (lPIUL) 418
We are going to be a leader again! 92% of those signing up for Obamacare in NC are getting a subsidy!
Yeah, NC way to go! http://tinyurl.com/lfkaroh Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 09:17 PM (0FSuD) 419
397 the Leonard Nimoy Boner Killer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU Posted by: weew at December 30, 2014 09:06 PM (0tmLY) The wrong is strong in this thread. Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2014 09:17 PM (sdi6R) 420
"STUDY: Carbon dioxide emissions help rainforests grow faster..."
Fantastic. Now when the global warmists start in on me I can ask, "Why do you hate the rainforests???" Posted by: Meremortal at December 30, 2014 09:18 PM (pBsHH) 421
Gushka, I'm so freaky I wear women's underthings!
Hey, it's still the Holidays, so here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn6HI5JQBhQ Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 09:19 PM (0HooB) Posted by: A Brazilian Titmouse at December 30, 2014 09:20 PM (Dwehj) Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 09:21 PM (KCxzN) 424
He could be wearing a Che t-shirt, clutching a copy of Das Kapital autographed by the author, and singing "The Internationale," and the MSM would report him as being of indeterminate political persuasion, but suspected of being a Tea Partier.
A Zerohedge commenter, perhaps. . . Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 09:22 PM (AVEe1) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2014 09:23 PM (Qs8ZN) 426
Anyone else have serious questions about Obama's golf buddies, whom he invites to state dinners? None seem to have serious jobs?
Titcomb listed his job as fisherman? http://tinyurl.com/nk2zoa5 Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 09:24 PM (0FSuD) 427
423 Why is it that I envision tonight's ONT being the "Pon Far" Edition?
I can't wait... Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 09:21 PM (KCxzN) ----- Pon Farr is NOT consent! Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 09:24 PM (KH1sk) 428
425
HorseSpock, Spatchcock, what's the difference at this point? Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 30, 2014 09:23 PM (Qs8ZN) One you can do with your gamecock. Posted by: Horse-Spock at December 30, 2014 09:26 PM (FHh8u) 429
Pon Farr is NOT consent!
Apparently neither is moaning, screaming or beseeching a Higher Power in the throes of passion. #Regretisnotrape Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 09:27 PM (0HooB) 430
424 He could be wearing a Che t-shirt, clutching a copy of Das Kapital autographed by the author, and singing "The Internationale," and the MSM would report him as being of indeterminate political persuasion, but suspected of being a Tea Partier.
A Zerohedge commenter, perhaps. . . Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 09:22 PM (AVEe1) Nah, doesn't sound like it was anything political. Just your run-of-the-mill lunatic. See the video in #307. Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2014 09:27 PM (sdi6R) 431
A Klein screwdriver, and I assume Wiha would too, feels a definite improvement over the plain-jane Craftsman yet its barrel's still small for my hands.
My interest in the thicker SK was sparked by an enjoyable Craftsman Professional model I keep in the tool box. Some ergonomic studies noting maximum torque and subjective comfort recommend round or hexagonal cross-sectional shapes over ones more square, like old Snap-on handles. They seem focused mainly on surface area and pressure points. A few notes on finger alignment only support Wera, with little mention of other handles. Posted by: Screwd at December 30, 2014 09:27 PM (FGEvF) Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 30, 2014 09:27 PM (NeFrd) 433
I don't suppose there is a Kahn Noonien Singh tribute? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 30, 2014 09:27 PM (lPIUL) 434
Pon Farr is NOT consent!
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 30, 2014 09:24 PM Let these games begin!!! Along with the negotiations & the begging... Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 09:27 PM (KCxzN) 435
Geez, these QBs suck.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 30, 2014 09:29 PM (20X6f) 436
Pon Farrt Rape.
Posted by: Mrs. Spocktaur, who cooked beans for dinner at December 30, 2014 09:30 PM (qfd4W) 437
If Georgia is smart, they'll just run every play.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 30, 2014 09:31 PM (20X6f) 438
The tribute to Spock-centaur is a fake but accurate representation of both white privileged and Lutheran rape culture.
Posted by: Snicklefritz at December 30, 2014 09:32 PM (Moh0M) 439
403 To quote Calvin of Hobbes: "Life's never so bad that it can't get worse."
In many ways, this is the story of life under Obama's Presidency. Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2014 09:33 PM (qyomX) 440
Titcomb listed his job as fisherman?
http://tinyurl.com/nk2zoa5 Posted by: Nip Sip at December 30, 2014 09:24 PM (0FSuD) He ought to offer his services to Lena Dunham as her "agent". Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 30, 2014 09:34 PM (mtmZ0) Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2014 09:34 PM (KFdZd) Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 30, 2014 09:34 PM (u82oZ) 443
Spock-e-stan
Posted by: seamrog at December 30, 2014 09:35 PM (FpfnX) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2014 09:36 PM (POynn) 445
Stonn is not the logical choice anymore. Logic tells me that Stonn does not have massive horse loins. But Spock, darling, why are you giving McCoy that look?
Posted by: T'Pring at December 30, 2014 09:36 PM (qyomX) 446
444 What is "pon farr?"
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2014 09:36 PM (POynn) Nerd Card Status: Cancelled. Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2014 09:37 PM (qyomX) 447
Great. The dirtiest player in the NFL, Ndamukong Suh, gets his suspension overturned and has to pay a $70K fine instead.
I'da suspended him for the rest of the season without pay. What a prick. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 09:37 PM (0HooB) 448
I don't know why, but it might be from wasting time om spare Windows 7 laptop computer so my older brother can use it until his computer, but it's Verizon modem problem, that back of my head hurts.
It's same neck muscle group as permanent muscle spasm. I'm putting iPad away for today. Have a good ONT! Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 09:37 PM (sj3Ax) 449
Denver Broncos male cheerleading squad? Needs more elbows and less hindquarters.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 30, 2014 09:38 PM (Dhdnu) Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 09:38 PM (0HooB) 451
Buck the urge to mount this cheerleader.
I hope to stirrup some tool talk. Posted by: Screwd at December 30, 2014 09:38 PM (FGEvF) 452
'Night Carol.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 09:39 PM (0HooB) 453
What is "pon farr?"
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2014 09:36 PM (POynn) I had a ponn' farr' once. Got really drunk on beer, ate some pickled eggs, and fell off my lily pad, and let one rip. Posted by: Drunken kermit, reminiscing at December 30, 2014 09:40 PM (mtmZ0) 454
Buck the urge to mount this cheerleader.
I hope to stirrup some tool talk. We will have to rein these puns in as soon as I get some shoes on hoss. Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2014 09:41 PM (cGoQr) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2014 09:42 PM (POynn) 456
What is "pon farr?"
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2014 09:36 PM There are those of which who have lawns upon which you should not stand... STTOS canon: every seventh year (after puberty), a Vulcan male undergoes Pon Farr & must "mate" or do some serious killin' shit...or both. Even Spock Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 09:42 PM (KCxzN) 457
I saw Pon Farr open for Wang Chung in '85.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 30, 2014 09:43 PM (20X6f) Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2014 09:44 PM (cGoQr) Posted by: Mr. Sulu at December 30, 2014 09:44 PM (9GG/0) 460
My Little Pointy (Eared Bastard)
Posted by: Bones McCoy at December 30, 2014 09:44 PM (qfd4W) 461
I just cooked the perfect top round-imitation-rib-roast, cartoon red all the way through. And what does my roommate do?
Puts his serving in the microwave. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2014 09:45 PM (wr4LJ) 462
I saw Pon Farr open for Wang Chung in '85.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 30, 2014 09:43 PM @ Pine Knob? In June? I think I was at that show, too. Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 09:45 PM (KCxzN) 463
STTOS canon: every seventh year (after puberty), a Vulcan male undergoes Pon Farr & must "mate" or do some serious killin' shit...or both.
So, Vulcan male "musth." I sit corrected. I only saw that one movie with it and didn't know it happened every seven years. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 09:45 PM (0HooB) 464
"STTOS canon: every seventh year (after puberty), a Vulcan male undergoes
Pon Farr must "mate" or do some serious killin' shit...or both." Would "Ponn Stars" not be a pretty interesting show then? *Has someone already done that one? They have, haven't they?* Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2014 09:46 PM (POynn) 465
I think we found the problem.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2014 09:44 PM The married among us understand the "seven-year" reference... Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 09:47 PM (KCxzN) 466
I sit corrected. I only saw that one movie with it and didn't know it happened every seven years.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 09:45 PM (0HooB) ***** It's like locusts. But, you know, different. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 30, 2014 09:47 PM (h+U+7) 467
Male Denver Bronco cheerleader is by far the best explanation for the topic at hand.
Posted by: Snicklefritz at December 30, 2014 09:47 PM (Moh0M) 468
The cost of building all those gladiator arenas for all the Vulcans undergoing Pon Farr every year must have been a real pain in the ass for the Vulcan Council. Imagine the upkeep costs too.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 30, 2014 09:47 PM (lPIUL) 469
*Has someone already done that one? They have, haven't they?*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 30, 2014 09:46 PM Rule #32. I'm sure it's out there. Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 09:48 PM (KCxzN) 470
447: Roger Goodel is a sucker of cock. The NFL is a joke.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 30, 2014 09:48 PM (ucDmr) 471
461 I just cooked the perfect top round-imitation-rib-roast, cartoon red all the way through. And what does my roommate do?
Puts his serving in the microwave. Some people are born without enough taste buds. They seem to get along all right, but they form a separate tribe, and the gulf is hard to bridge. I cook Chinese food, and for years, my FIL would ask at the table for some soy sauce to season my perfectly-seasoned food. Without tasting it first to see if it needed it. It was Chinese, you see, so it needed extra soy sauce. Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2014 09:48 PM (qyomX) 472
-10.7 recorded where I'm at right now. Those would be Fahrenheit degrees; centigrade would be -23.7.
Ice Planet Colorado. Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 09:49 PM (AVEe1) 473
Lt. Uhura, Nichele Nichols, is 82 today.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2014 09:49 PM (cGoQr) 474
OK. Screwd, here is what you're looking for. I have an old set, and you won't exert more torque by hand with any other shape:
http://tinyurl.com/pzs6rty Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 30, 2014 09:49 PM (xq1UY) 475
UGA's Nick Chubb is a freaking beast. So far tonight 32 rushes for 259 yards.
Aaand, tack on a few more yards and a TD. And he's a true freshman. 33 for 267 and 2 TDs. Posted by: Country Singer at December 30, 2014 09:50 PM (nL0sw) 476
Since Spock is only half Vulcab, logically (!) he should go into Pon Farr every fourteen years.
Posted by: votermom at December 30, 2014 09:50 PM (cbfNE) Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2014 09:50 PM (cGoQr) 478
472 -10.7 recorded where I'm at right now. Those would be Fahrenheit degrees; centigrade would be -23.7.
Wow. Here in the North Bay (CA), it's headed down to 32 tonight. That's considered scary cold around these parts. Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2014 09:51 PM (qyomX) 479
hope the ONT comes up b furlong.
Posted by: seamrog at December 30, 2014 09:51 PM (FpfnX) 480
Lt. Uhura, Nichele Nichols, is 82 today.
"Captain, I have an incoming transmission from Miracle Ear." Posted by: Screwd at December 30, 2014 09:51 PM (FGEvF) 481
Did on the first one.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2014 09:50 PM (cGoQr) ******* My first and only lasted two before we gave it up, after sixteen. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 30, 2014 09:52 PM (OBxdH) 482
473 Lt. Uhura, Nichele Nichols, is 82 today.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2014 09:49 PM (cGoQr) Holy shit. I'm old. But I'm not that old. Posted by: rickl at December 30, 2014 09:52 PM (sdi6R) 483
I gotta say, Nichelle Nichols had the best legs of any woman, human or alien, of any of the shows, TOS or TNG or DS9.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 09:52 PM (AVEe1) 484
Some people are born without enough taste buds. They seem to get along all right, but they form a separate tribe, and the gulf is hard to bridge. I cook Chinese food, and for years, my FIL would ask at the table for some soy sauce to season my perfectly-seasoned food. Without tasting it first to see if it needed it. It was Chinese, you see, so it needed extra soy sauce.
Posted by: Splunge at December 30, 2014 09:48 PM This. I'll cook up a meal, & before anyone as much as lifted a fork, they're on with the salt. I'm a pepperer, but at least I'll have a few fork-fulls before I season Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 09:52 PM (KCxzN) 485
Well, as long as Suh didn't call Rogers a fag because that's banned from the NFL shit right there.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 30, 2014 09:52 PM (20X6f) 486
This, I shall file away, alongside the London Boys album cover.
NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN, please God. Ace, this is just plain nasty. Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 30, 2014 09:53 PM (g+qqc) Posted by: Carol at December 30, 2014 09:53 PM (sj3Ax) 488
This entire thread had been simply Spocktacular.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 30, 2014 09:53 PM (NeFrd) 489
quarterhorse ?
Nah, he's at least half. Posted by: seamrog at December 30, 2014 09:53 PM (FpfnX) 490
It was Chinese, you see, so it needed extra soy sauce.
Posted by: Splunge Strangely enough, he does that too. F^%%@^@~! Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2014 09:53 PM (wr4LJ) 491
Lt. Uhura, Nichele Nichols, is 82 today.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2014 09:49 PM I may have found my "cougar"... Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 09:54 PM (KCxzN) 492
Everything's better with more soy sauce.
Posted by: votermom at December 30, 2014 09:54 PM (cbfNE) 493
447 Great. The dirtiest player in the NFL, Ndamukong Suh, gets his suspension overturned and has to pay a $70K fine instead.
I'da suspended him for the rest of the season without pay. What a prick. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Native American at December 30, 2014 09:37 PM (0HooB) At some point, a team, let's say, oh, Green Bay, is gonna come up behind him after the game and smash his little ego all to hell. If that doesn't happen, then they can all give up their man cards. Not just a prick, but a dirty, lowdown, gear grinding, double clutching son of a bitch. Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 30, 2014 09:55 PM (g+qqc) 494
A young Vulcan soys his oats.
Posted by: Screwd at December 30, 2014 09:56 PM (FGEvF) Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2014 09:56 PM (KFdZd) 496
Lt. Uhura: Captain, I'm receiving a garbled message from the Romulan cruiser. It seems they have fallen and they can't get up.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 30, 2014 09:57 PM (NeFrd) 497
Everything's better with more soy sauce.
------------------------------- Apple pie? Ice cream? Pistachio ice cream? Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2014 09:57 PM (cGoQr) 498
Nichelle Nichols or Barbara Eden?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 30, 2014 09:57 PM (Dhdnu) 499
sending some hugh jackman to tcn - http://tinyurl.com/qc6xw2e
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 09:58 PM (AVEe1) 500
95 Everything's better with more soy sauce.
------------------------------- Apple pie? Ice cream? Those didn't have soy sauce in the first place, so one can't add more. /spocklogic Posted by: votermom at December 30, 2014 09:58 PM (cbfNE) Posted by: rickb223 at December 30, 2014 09:58 PM (cGoQr) 502
Not just a prick, but a dirty, lowdown, gear grinding, double clutching son of a bitch.
--------------------------- His career will end with a chop block. If the league won't take care of it the players will. Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 30, 2014 09:58 PM (KFdZd) Posted by: Fritz at December 30, 2014 09:58 PM (dVmLD) 504
Wonder if he'll ever saddle down and get hitched?
Posted by: seamrog at December 30, 2014 09:58 PM (FpfnX) 505
I just cooked the perfect top round-imitation-rib-roast, cartoon red all the way through. And what does my roommate do?
Puts his serving in the microwave. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2014 09:45 PM (wr4LJ) My father-in-law does the same thing, just a few days ago with a piece of standing rib roast, in fact. I would very much like to know how you turn a top round roast into an imitation rib roast, however. Cooking temps and times, etc. Posted by: CQD at December 30, 2014 09:59 PM (G8YYJ) 506
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him live long and prosper.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 30, 2014 09:59 PM (lPIUL) 507
OK, it's been a while since we've done this:
I have $21.78 on me right now. Anyone who can deliver me grocery-store sushi in the next thirty minutes can keep the change... I have soy sauce & wasabi...& chop sticks the clock is ticking & as of now we are keeping score Posted by: AltonJackson at December 30, 2014 09:59 PM (KCxzN) 508
The wiki on Suh (not Suh-loo, a different character):
"On April 17, 2010, at the annual Husker Spring Game, Suh announced a $2.6 million donation to the University of Nebraska. Two million dollars of his gift will go to Nebraska Athletics for its Strength and Conditioning Program, and remaining $600,000 will create an endowed scholarship for the UNL College of Engineering, from which he graduated in 2009 with a degree in Construction Management. His gift is the largest single charitable contribution by any former player, and occurred before Suh was taken with the second overall pick in the 2010 NFL Draft. Suh, a former Grant High School football star, donated $250,000 toward the effort to bring a turf field to Grant High School in 2013." Those are the gestures that have kept his PR ticking. Hard to square with his on-field behavior, but then I wasn't a Dale Earnhart fan either. Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 30, 2014 09:59 PM (xq1UY) 509
And, oh, yeah, while no one's reading this;
Habenero Pear Hot Sauce in nic. ( scroll down to the end ) Key point missing? Wear gloves. My hands are still on fire after making this. And, no, I didn't put the fish sauce in. AND ONT Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2014 10:00 PM (wr4LJ) 510
>>>Everything's better with more soy sauce.
------------------------------- Apple pie? Ice cream? Pistachio ice cream?<<< Soytainly. Posted by: Curly Howarad at December 30, 2014 10:00 PM (qfd4W) 511
Nichelle Nichols or Barbara Eden?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 30, 2014 09:57 PM (Dhdnu) ****** Dude! For,any non SW Geek, Babs hands down. Or at your side. Or in tapping position. Or something. Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 30, 2014 10:01 PM (o/3Hk) 512
hope the ONT comes up b furlong.
Neigh, Cap'n. I no canna take me eyes off yonder Science Officer's powerful flanks. Posted by: Screwd at December 30, 2014 10:01 PM (FGEvF) 513
... although I do admit that Nana Visitor rocked the vinyl
If Kirk had met mirror-Kira, he'd never have left Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 30, 2014 10:02 PM (AVEe1) 514
I gotta say, Nichelle Nichols had the best legs of any woman, human or alien, of any of the shows, TOS or TNG or DS9.
+1. Posted by: OregonMuse at December 30, 2014 10:04 PM (DVjiu) 515
>>>
498 Nichelle Nichols or Barbara Eden? Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 30, 2014 09:57 PM (Dhdnu) Season with salt and pepper after first taste-testing, of course. Posted by: The Centaur Chef at December 30, 2014 10:04 PM (fBxC6) 516
Horsehockey. Pike's gams were so prized, he pickled 'em.
Posted by: Screwd at December 30, 2014 10:06 PM (FGEvF) Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 30, 2014 10:06 PM (xq1UY) 518
STTOS canon: every seventh year (after puberty), a Vulcan male undergoes Pon Farr & must "mate" or do some serious killin' shit...or both.
Or they die. Like ferrets, which is a type of weasel. Posted by: CM at December 30, 2014 10:06 PM (0NdlF) 519
I would very much like to know how you turn a top round roast into an imitation rib roast, however. Cooking temps and times, etc.
Posted by: CQD Bought it already trimmed and stringed from the grocery. Dry rub early as possible = salt, dried rosemary, thyme, and horseradish, whatever. It was a dinky cut, 2lbs. So per amazingribs.com , 1 hour per inch in diameter at 240 - 250F = 2 hours plus 10 min or so. Reverse sear in olive oil. No rest necessary per AmRibs. Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2014 10:08 PM (wr4LJ) 520
Oh and use a meat thermometer to test the doneness. 135F ish for medium rare.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 30, 2014 10:22 PM (wr4LJ) 521
Carol, you're a brave woman to google 'Pon Far'
Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 30, 2014 10:36 PM (OsWis) 522
Why doesn't the head/chest hair color match the body hair color?
Posted by: Spad13 at December 30, 2014 11:15 PM (b2TMB) 523
Remember, all civilizations were started by Blacks until evil albinos came by...
http://www.realhistoryww.com/index.htm Posted by: The Albino Hat at December 30, 2014 11:57 PM (0Ew3K) Man, that site is fascinating... And with that 90's format even more vintage than this place, you just know it's all good. Posted by: mugiwara at December 31, 2014 12:10 AM (3a584) 524
Gross.
Posted by: CanaDave at December 31, 2014 07:00 AM (IhNye) 525
A centaur has two human lungs, two horse lungs, one human heart and one horse heart. It should never get tired from running.
It also has a human liver and a horse liver. It should never get tired of drinking. Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 31, 2014 10:38 AM (iAUf+) 526
That pic is like a composite sketch of everything that's wrong with ghey/nerd/preteen-girl psychology.
Replete with the braided pony tail. Which would require a Vulcan Mullet cut. No wonder so many females never recover from the shock of puberty. Posted by: Rufus T Firefly at January 01, 2015 12:41 PM (QvtD6) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0612 seconds. |
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