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Overnight Open Thread (26 Dec 2014)
Vets Lives Matter
It sickens me to think that the media has spent way more coverage on Michael Brown than they'll ever do covering the VA cluster fark. More than 500 vets died at VA hospitals due to mistakes. Thai Rocket FestivalJustification for New Gun Control Regulations ATF's internal Public Affairs Talking Points show the agency was using Fast and Furious to help justify new gun control regulations–without telling the public that ATF was actually facilitating the delivery of weapons to Mexican drug cartels.Spider Dress
The talking points (p. 15) state: "These cases demonstrate the ongoing trafficking of firearms by Mexican DTO's and other associated groups operating in Arizona and the need for reporting of multiple sales for certain types of rifles in order to ferret out those intent on providing firearms to these criminal groups."
"INSERTED A LONG BALLOON IN PENIS TO HAVE GIRLFRIEND BLOW UP FOR SEXUAL STIMULATION AND IT BROKE"Song Titles
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: GnuBreed at December 26, 2014 10:02 PM (WVeEg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:03 PM (3Ag0f)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 26, 2014 10:04 PM (/YkzI)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 26, 2014 10:04 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 26, 2014 10:05 PM (NeFrd)
My guess would be to take the meth before the sex
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:05 PM (3Ag0f)
Posted by: votermom at December 26, 2014 10:05 PM (7F+Tr)
Posted by: votermom at December 26, 2014 10:07 PM (7F+Tr)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 26, 2014 10
Now you tell me
Posted by: Critter Dick
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:07 PM (3Ag0f)
To really creep out potential assailants, parts of the dress have to slither up, loom over her head, and start salivating at the attacker
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 26, 2014 10:07 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 26, 2014 10:07 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 26, 2014 10:08 PM (60Vyp)
"One time i met a kid who was fine with kin. But said spiderkin were
stupid and that people would be afraid of me. i got really close to his
faces. licked his face. and then said ill lay eggs in your skin. To this
day i have no idea why i did that but now i have a scared boy on my
hands"
http://bit.ly/1xnbcHk
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 26, 2014 10:09 PM (/YkzI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:10 PM (3Ag0f)
Posted by: votermom at December 26, 2014 10:10 PM (cbfNE)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 26, 2014 10:08 PM (60Vyp)
******
Just beer followed by Moar beer here. You? Evening all.,
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 26, 2014 10:10 PM (o/3Hk)
either she was trying to use her all-natural PH levels to recharge the battery a la Breaking Bad, or else she couldn't figure out if the body-massager was low on juice or just coin-op
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 26, 2014 10:11 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:11 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: seamrog at December 26, 2014 10:11 PM (SI7un)
Posted by: votermom at December 26, 2014 10:11 PM (g9vJy)
Posted by: CDR M at December 26, 2014 10:12 PM (93D1V)
Posted by: The H8 Hat at December 26, 2014 10:12 PM (/YkzI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2014 10:12 PM (Uw6XW)
My almost year-old pup (some of you know Buckley) scooted out the front door and we had to chase him down the street. When we got him home I verbally chastised him while holding him by the scruff. Later, I fell asleep on the couch and when I woke up he had laid a rope pull toy and a pig's ear chew toy on the couch next to me, as if to say, "sorry Dad". He's funny that way.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 26, 2014 10:13 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:13 PM (mx5oN)
apropos of the dogs opening gifts video-our newf woke us up yesterday morning because he wanted his presents. He has been sitting at his stocking for the past month, waiting, and somehow the dog knows when it's Christmas. We got the stocking down, he grabbed the toy from the top of it, and ran off, and didn't bring it back until lunch.
Posted by: Moki at December 26, 2014 10:13 PM (bAB8f)
Posted by: CDR M at December 26, 2014 10:14 PM (93D1V)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 26, 2014 10:14 PM (60Vyp)
Awww cute. Mine has learned to open the storm door. Glad I have a fenced in yard
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:14 PM (3Ag0f)
I got a rock.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:11 PM (mx5oN)
Was it a space rock?
Posted by: CDR M at December 26, 2014 10:12 PM (93D1V)
Nope, just a plain old terrestrial rock.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:15 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:14 PM (3Ag0f)
***
How big is he now?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 26, 2014 10:15 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:13 PM (mx5oN)
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Did he say if it was full or empty (the bottle)?
Posted by: Bizarre record holder at December 26, 2014 10:15 PM (z27Ny)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:15 PM (mx5oN)
Well you can pretend it is a piece of old SMOD.
Posted by: CDR M at December 26, 2014 10:15 PM (93D1V)
Started with whiskey, will drink other whiskey when this runs out.
How about you?
*Why yes, I did start a while ago. Why do you ask?*
Posted by: tbodie at December 26, 2014 10:16 PM (3CXto)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:13 PM (mx5oN)
Gives new meaning to, "no deposit, no return"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:16 PM (3Ag0f)
Posted by: Hat-Gendered at December 26, 2014 10:16 PM (/YkzI)
Santa was berry berry good to me. Rifle scope, new ruck and a bottle scotch that's nearly old enough to order it's own scotch. I must've been a good moron this year.
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 26, 2014 10:17 PM (e+1S5)
It sickens me to think that the media has spent way more coverage on Michael Brown than they'll ever do covering the VA cluster fark. More than 500 vets died at VA hospitals due to mistakes."
But hardly surprising. They aren't interested in people who are responsible and do the right thing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2014 10:17 PM (Yiho6)
Posted by: H8 Hat at December 26, 2014 10:17 PM (/YkzI)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at
I'm guessing 55# he is now taller than the setter bitch and almost as tall as the red dog who is 85#
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:17 PM (3Ag0f)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2014 10:19 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 26, 2014 10:19 PM (NeFrd)
http://bit.ly/1Be17Nl
Posted by: Tips with $2 Bill at December 26, 2014 10:19 PM (/YkzI)
Posted by: Tips with $2 Bill at December 26, 2014 10:20 PM (/YkzI)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 26, 2014 10:20 PM (AVEe1)
But hardly surprising. They aren't interested in people who are responsible and do the right thing.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 26, 2014 10:17 PM (Yiho6)
If they had uncovered it during the terms of the evil Boosh they would have been screaming to the rafters.
Posted by: Meremortal at December 26, 2014 10:21 PM (1Y+hH)
Too cute. My beagle will apologize to me the same way.
In other dog related news, damn near killed a GSD earlier when out to refill the baccy supply. Damn dog ran right out in the busy 4 lane highway with his panicked daddy standing helpless on the sidewalk. Doggeh made it back safely, but I bet he got to feel the back of daddy's hand for that little stunt.
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 26, 2014 10:21 PM (e+1S5)
http://bit.ly/1Be17Nl
Posted by: Tips with $2 Bill at December 26, 2014 10:19 PM (/YkzI)
******
Wow. Facebook must have just gained a new gender selection choice.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 26, 2014 10:21 PM (OBxdH)
http://bit.ly/1Be1qYn
Posted by: The Binary Hat at December 26, 2014 10:22 PM (/YkzI)
Well, I put up three new stories on Amazon.
It's kinda embarrassing to pimp my shit on someone else's blog, but you guys have been great.
I'm working on another one, but I did something wrong and now I gotta redo the whole thing.
Damn computers.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 26, 2014 10:23 PM (vFDb9)
I love my mom.
Posted by: mpfs at December 26, 2014 10:24 PM (si/E8)
Posted by: militarized thug cop at December 26, 2014 10:24 PM (qfd4W)
Well, I put up three new stories on Amazon.
It's kinda embarrassing to pimp my shit on someone else's blog, but you guys have been great.
I'm working on another one, but I did something wrong and now I gotta redo the whole thing.
Damn computers.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 26, 2014 10:23 PM (vFDb9)
If you let us ride in your pimp-mobbile, then its all totes cool...
Posted by: The Mac Hat at December 26, 2014 10:24 PM (/YkzI)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 26, 2014 10:25 PM (AVEe1)
Posted by: Ticket to Thailand at December 26, 2014 10:25 PM (/YkzI)
The doc on the other hand...seems a little overworked.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 26, 2014 10:25 PM (60Vyp)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 26, 2014 10:25 PM (NeFrd)
Last photos I saw him he is adorable. Sounds sweet & mischievous. A puppy.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:26 PM (3Ag0f)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 26, 2014 10:25 PM (AVEe1)
OWS Chicken. It's all left wings and assholes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2014 10:26 PM (Uw6XW)
Posted by: The Normal Hat at December 26, 2014 10:26 PM (/YkzI)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:13 PM (mx5oN)
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Did he say if it was full or empty (the bottle)?
Posted by: Bizarre record holder at December 26, 2014 10:15 PM (z27Ny)
He didn't specify and I wasn't about to ask.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:27 PM (mx5oN)
No worries. Unless the doggehs grew thumbs, they can't operate the Ma Deuce.
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 26, 2014 10:27 PM (e+1S5)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 26, 2014 10:27 PM (20X6f)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December
I hear the Rio grande is shallow
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:28 PM (3Ag0f)
What we hated [and it was not uncommon] was incandescent light bulbs. They are an absolute bugger [no pun intended] to get out without breaking. But the classic was a someone who came in with a jar of chunky peanut butter, lid intact; inserted where there was no sign of bread or grape jelly. That x-ray stayed on the light box in the radiologists' lounge for weeks. And there was a longer story with that one, that I cannot repeat in order to protect the guilty.
Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at December 26, 2014 10:28 PM (FdCUr)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:27 PM (mx5oN)
But did he get two bits for it at the bottle return depot?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2014 10:28 PM (Uw6XW)
I have no idea what the hell that even means.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:28 PM (mx5oN)
Science, bitches!!!
Posted by: jesse pinkman at December 26, 2014 10:29 PM (CSXsy)
Posted by: The Normal Hat at December 26, 2014 10:29 PM (/YkzI)
But I don't believe her.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 10:29 PM (SmzxV)
Crossing fingers.
Posted by: mpfs at December 26, 2014 10:30 PM (si/E8)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 26, 2014 10:30 PM (V70Uh)
It is three different genders!
http://bit.ly/1x8SeWa
Posted by: The Normal Hat at December 26, 2014 10:29 PM (/YkzI)
Society really has just gone totally fcuking insane.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:30 PM (mx5oN)
That sounds really gneiss.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2014 10:31 PM (CSXsy)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 26, 2014 10:31 PM (20X6f)
67 48 A lesbian polyamerous genderqueer Lastina radical feminist
I have no idea what the hell that even means.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014
Then you don't want to f*ck it but probably want to hit it, tire iron, 2x4, rebar etc
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:31 PM (3Ag0f)
http://bit.ly/1xnbBtq
Sometimes my wife asks me a question I can answer.
Then she says, "how the f@ck do you know that? !"
She has come to accept my "AoSHQ" as a vslid answer.
Posted by: tbodie at December 26, 2014 10:32 PM (3CXto)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 10:32 PM (ucDmr)
has been sitting at his stocking for the past month, waiting, and
somehow the dog knows when it's Christmas.
---
Smart puppeh!
I popped for a couple of doggie stockings this year from Wally-mart. Six cheapie toys each. So far they've only destroyed three of them. The younger one is quite a chewer. Very few toys can survive her. Needless to say, we supervise her with most toys.
Posted by: Y-not at December 26, 2014 10:33 PM (9BRsg)
Worked in the GI Lab of a major HMO in SoCal for years. Light bulbs and Coke bottles were pretty routing. The string of Christmas lights was my personal favorite.
Saddest case was a man whose wife came home from work early and surprised him... he fell back on the broom handle and did major, major damage to himself.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 10:33 PM (SmzxV)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 26, 2014 10:33 PM (20X6f)
#ApparentlyWhereTheMediaIsConcernedNotAllBlackLivesMatter
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 26, 2014 10:33 PM (KlVdw)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 10:32 PM
Any of those at Paradise Club or Bean Snappers?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:33 PM (3Ag0f)
Posted by: otho at December 26, 2014 10:34 PM (tBSrv)
Uh...news flash, tubby, most dudes don't go to strip clubs to look at land whales. Maybe you could dance at a bar for chubby chasers, or become a Sea World exhibit.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:34 PM (mx5oN)
What is become of the standards here? Will Allahpundit be invited to post next?
Posted by: Retro 60's Liberal at December 26, 2014 10:34 PM (XO6WW)
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Hector and MUMR bring that avg way down, so...
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2014 10:34 PM (KFdZd)
A lesbian polyamerous genderqueer Lastina radical feminist
I have no idea what the hell that even means.
Posted by: Insomniac
Means her Quinceanera was held in the power-tools department of the local Home Depot.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 26, 2014 10:34 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2014 10:35 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Googled it at December 26, 2014 10:35 PM (in4xn)
Worked in the GI Lab of a major HMO in SoCal for years. Light bulbs and Coke bottles were pretty routing. The string of Christmas lights was my personal favorite.
Saddest case was a man whose wife came home from work early and surprised him... he fell back on the broom handle and did major, major damage to himself.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 10:33 PM (SmzxV)
Men, take note stay away from brooms, mops and other cleaning tools. That there is woman's work
Runs, runs like the wind away from this post
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:35 PM (3Ag0f)
Or does it just mean "I'm an enormous bag of used douche fluid that wants to piss in your cereal every minute of every hour of every day just because I'm a cnut and hate myself so much I want to make the entire world suffer because every choice I have ever made in my life has been not only fukced up but entirely my fault and I can't accept that responsibility."
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 26, 2014 10:37 PM (Y2eQR)
Tell me about it!
Posted by: zombie edward ii at December 26, 2014 10:37 PM (CSXsy)
A grad school colleague, having decided to go to med school, volunteered weekends at the ER of SF General (note to self: NEVER go to SF General).
Every Monday morning he'd regale us with tales (sp?) of the stuff they'd fished out of fruits' butts that weekend. The worst one? A light bulb.
It's amazing how many guys do housework in the nude and slip and fall onto zucchinis or such on the floor. I'd had no idea.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 26, 2014 10:37 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 26, 2014 10:34 PM (kdS6q)
I am in hysterics over here!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 10:37 PM (SmzxV)
Posted by: runningrn at December 26, 2014 10:37 PM (HtLNV)
Posted by: Hats on fire, rolling down the road at December 26, 2014 10:38 PM (/YkzI)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 10:38 PM (ucDmr)
Also, re: A lesbian polyamerous genderqueer Latina radical feminist
22year old "recovering alcholic"
and
"single mother of my son Fallyn Star"
*shudder*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 26, 2014 10:38 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 10:38 PM (ucDmr)
There are no words.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:38 PM (mx5oN)
Saddest case was a man whose wife came home from work early and surprised him... he fell back on the broom handle and did major, major damage to himself.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 10:33 PM (SmzxV)
Just saw this. A light bulb is routine?? Good God.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 26, 2014 10:38 PM (oKE6c)
D@mn it, half the whiskey I had for the night just ruined my keyboard.
Posted by: tbodie at December 26, 2014 10:39 PM (3CXto)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 26, 2014 10:37 PM (oKE6c)
Yea, I felt like the slipping and falling on some random object part could happen, but that it always happened whilst they were buck-nekkid was kinda suspicious!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 10:39 PM (SmzxV)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 10:38 PM (ucDmr)
There are no words.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:38 PM (mx5oN)
C'mon, it's just an alternative lifeststyle, and equally valid and healthy, amirite?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 26, 2014 10:39 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 26, 2014 10:40 PM (20X6f)
But I don't believe her.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 10:29 PM (SmzxV)
*****
Believe her. All the truly hot Blond Hetero racked out hard bodied dancers are making much more than she is. This is obviously somehow cisnormative and a name for such unfairness or a condition must be created, stat! Otherwise, peeps may begin to understand that past their sell by date fat women just may not have the same marketability as hot young blonds. Can't allow that conversation to occur, so become oppressed instead!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 26, 2014 10:40 PM (xrURQ)
Looks like MH is angling to have a few of those stuck up his ass too.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:40 PM (mx5oN)
one of you claimed you saw Spasmoid Threat open for some other band in
the American Airlines open thread...
How could I possibly have "seen" Spasmoid Threat open for anyone? I was in the band. Lead grunter.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 26, 2014 10:40 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 26, 2014 10:40 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 10:41 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Aviator at December 26, 2014 10:41 PM (3rrMW)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2014 10:41 PM (KFdZd)
So I'm in NC. We drove up to my inlaws' today.
And of course it was a nightmare. As in, we were in a wreck. Everyone is fine. Van is drivable.
We got here and the first Christmas gift my FIL gave me was a handle of Fireball.
So I'm good and drunk now and everything is a lllll riiiiight.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 10:41 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: CDR M at December 26, 2014 10:41 PM (93D1V)
I'm sorry parents of insatiable. The antheseia took him out. He's in a better place. The morgue
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:41 PM (3Ag0f)
random object part could happen, but that it always happened whilst they
were buck-nekkid was kinda suspicious!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 10:39 PM (SmzxV)
I took the lesson to heart, and stopped leaving zucchinis, carrots, and cucumbers on the floor, where I know most people typically keep them.
It's a policy I heartily recommend.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 26, 2014 10:41 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: cosmo kramer at December 26, 2014 10:41 PM (CSXsy)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 26, 2014 10:37 PM (oKE6c)
Yea, I felt like the slipping and falling on some random object part could happen, but that it always happened whilst they were buck-nekkid was kinda suspicious!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 10:39 PM (SmzxV)
And somehow the zucchini just happened to be covered in lube.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:41 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 10:42 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2014 10:42 PM (t//F+)
Posted by: Hello, I am Hat at December 26, 2014 10:42 PM (/YkzI)
So I'm good and drunk now and everything is a lllll riiiiight.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 10:41 PM (w+fJL)
Correct color I take?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:42 PM (3Ag0f)
One of my former co-workers went to interview his patient, and it was his old HS math teacher. The man was admitted to surgery from the ER for removal of chain link fencing that he had apparently "fallen" on which had perforated his bowel. And yes, we use to have an "Ass Box"--that was some years ago, though.
Posted by: runningrn at December 26, 2014 10:43 PM (HtLNV)
Posted by: CDR M at December 26, 2014 10:43 PM (93D1V)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:42 PM (3Ag0f)
That's awfully fucking racist of you, sir.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 10:43 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014
Boo hoo. Parasite was my first titty bar
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:44 PM (3Ag0f)
Uh...news flash, tubby, most dudes don't go to strip clubs to look at land whales. Maybe you could dance at a bar for chubby chasers, or become a Sea World exhibit.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:34 PM (mx5oN)
Shake it, baby!
Posted by: Shamu at December 26, 2014 10:44 PM (oKE6c)
I do not believe the bouncers would have let a guy harrass her to that degree.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 10:44 PM (SmzxV)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:42 PM (3Ag0f)
That's awfully fucking racist of you, sir.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 10:43 PM (w+fJL)
I think he's referring to the shirt you were all worried about a few days ago
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:44 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: tbodie at December 26, 2014 10:44 PM (3CXto)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:45 PM (3Ag0f)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:41 PM (mx5oN)
And directed upward. Balancing a zucchini on end is a neat trick.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 26, 2014 10:45 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 10:45 PM (ucDmr)
Final investigation was death by misadventure & failure to seek care resulting in septic shock during lesbian 'island religion' coven ritual. Miami. 90's.
The razor blade edges on a string up the weenie and the honey bear hydraulic fluid in the scrotum stories are good ones too.
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 26, 2014 10:46 PM (Y2eQR)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 10:46 PM (SmzxV)
I do not believe the bouncers would have let a guy harrass her to that degree.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 10:44 PM (SmzxV)
It's quite possible she made a bunch of it up, as per the SJW playbook.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:46 PM (mx5oN)
I wish the proggies would come up with a new format other than having as many people recite a line in 30 seconds that one person could say
Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2014 10:46 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: mpfs at December 26, 2014 10:48 PM (si/E8)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 10:48 PM (SmzxV)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 10:45 PM (ucDmr)
Chavez ever to the Boom Bay outside Rhinelander? That place made the Parasite look like Playboy Club
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:48 PM (3Ag0f)
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 26, 2014 10:48 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 10:49 PM (ucDmr)
Hey, there! Happy New Year! Hope you and your family had an awesome Christmas!
Posted by: runningrn at December 26, 2014 10:49 PM (HtLNV)
It is three different genders!
1. Male
2. Female
3. Foul ball.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 26, 2014 10:48 PM (oKE6c)
Borderline Personality Disorder. Scariest shit ever.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:49 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: CDR M at December 26, 2014 10:43 PM (93D1V)
Yeah, South Carolina was insane. We saw like 6 major (3+ cars or major damage) accidents in the state. Including a car upside down on bridge. That bridge alone had three accidents on it.
Apparently there was an accident well ahead of us. Everyone went from 80mph to 0mph. I hit the brakes. I see I'm not going to be able to stop in time. I'm in the left lane, but I can't pull over into the emergency lane because the cars behind me are pealing off into the emergency lane.
So....this is what my wife's van now looks like....
http://tinypic.com/r/i4po2h/8
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 10:49 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: Gingy at December 26, 2014 10:50 PM (KAmzK)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 10:44 PM (SmzxV)
*******
Oh, I don't either. Just having fun with such an obviously bullshit story.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 26, 2014 10:50 PM (xrURQ)
Posted by: The Cis-Hat Hat at December 26, 2014 10:50 PM (/YkzI)
Someone design me a flag...
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 26, 2014 10:50 PM (Y2eQR)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:34 PM (mx5oN)
The nightmares that would be created if Lena Dunham ever pole danced on TV
Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2014 10:50 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 10:50 PM (ucDmr)
http://bit.ly/1Be1qYn
Posted by: The Binary Hat at December 26, 2014 10:22 PM (/YkzI)
These people need a hobby. Like playing with live hand grenades
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 26, 2014 10:50 PM (3UGBQ)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2014 10:51 PM (t//F+)
"a strong early contender for 2015's guiltiest pleasure. Jackie Chan, John Cusack and Adrien Brody star in Dragon Blade, an alt-history movie in which Rome fights Han Dynasty China for control over the Silk Road."
http://youtu.be/SZ2628TiTyw
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 26, 2014 10:51 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: James Dean at December 26, 2014 10:51 PM (mx5oN)
The presence of K-Y [do they coat zucchini and light bulbs at the store?] is a dead giveaway of premeditated "gravitationally induced impaction". In some ways at least it helps with removal, lubricating outbound as well as inbound; but it makes it hard for the forceps to get a grip.
Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at December 26, 2014 10:51 PM (FdCUr)
Posted by: --- at December 26, 2014 10:51 PM (MMC8r)
I want Allahpundit to post here with some Eeyore shit that will cheer everybody up.
Posted by: Fritz at December 26, 2014 10:51 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: runningrn at December 26, 2014 10:51 PM (HtLNV)
22year old "recovering alcholic"
and
"single mother of my son Fallyn Star"
*shudder*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 26, 2014 10:38 PM (kdS6q)
Fallyn Star a soon to be drug addict, serial killer
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 26, 2014 10:52 PM (3UGBQ)
Posted by: mpfs at December 26, 2014 10:52 PM (si/E8)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December
It burnt down a number of years ago, just a filthy place, girls without fron teeth, girls with sleeves ( this is 1987) girls who take bottles & hit drunks. Oh yeah, class all the way
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:52 PM (3Ag0f)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:44 PM (mx5oN)
Hahahahahahah.
Yeah, it was red, like I asked.
So I open it and it's great and I'm pleased. My mom immediately runs over, "I know you wanted white and I'm so sorry, I swear I ordered white and I saved the receipt.."
"Mom Mom MOM!!! I said I wanted red."
"What??"
"I told you, like 3 times, that I wanted the red jersey. This is what I wanted."
"................OH. Good then."
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 10:52 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:34 PM (mx5oN)
The nightmares that would be created if Lena Dunham ever pole danced on TV
Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2014 10:50 PM (GrXXa)
Good God, man, the mere thought is giving me reflux.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:52 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 10:53 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: runningrn at December 26, 2014 10:54 PM (HtLNV)
sweet. Been helping my son with it most of the day. The new battery
powered Nerf guns are sweet too. You go through an 18 round clip in like
2 seconds.
Posted by: CDR M at December 26, 2014 10:14 PM (93D1V)
Mag...
Ah, fukkit. Merry Christmas CDR M.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 10:54 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 26, 2014 10:50 PM (xrURQ)
See, I am so sick of these attention whores that I lost my sarcasm detector!
Did you and your daughter enjoy your Christmas tome?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 10:54 PM (SmzxV)
Posted by: runningrn at December 26, 2014 10:51 PM (HtLNV)
Thank you! And hey you!
Btw, for those of you not part of the yahoo group, runningrn posted a pic forever ago.
She continues the ideal of all Ettes being hot.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 10:54 PM (w+fJL)
How big was jar of chunky peanut butter? Was it small one or larger?
Posted by: Carol at December 26, 2014 10:54 PM (sj3Ax)
Fallyn Star a soon to be drug addict, serial killer
Of fat women. He'll go full on Jame Gumb in five years, tops.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:55 PM (mx5oN)
Ham Sammich for dinner.
I'm tired now.
Posted by: ALH at December 26, 2014 10:55 PM (btTLZ)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 10:55 PM (ucDmr)
Good to see you posting here. I enjoy your thoughtful and thought-provoking comments on PJM. Let the tradition continue amongst the Horde.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2014 10:55 PM (u82oZ)
146 I'm here to change the topic for Y-not.
Posted by: Gingy at December 26, 2014 10:50 PM (KAmzK)
You & Y-not going to wrassle in pudding?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:55 PM (3Ag0f)
Ah, fukkit. Merry Christmas CDR M.
Posted by: GGE
------------------
Managed to restrain yourself!
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 10:56 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 26, 2014 10:52 PM (mx5oN)
Saw a pic of Lena on another site in a bikini
How can someone so fat have such small boobs?
Meggie Mac has the bigger funbags to go with her girth, that's half the attraction for the chubby chasers
Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2014 10:56 PM (GrXXa)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 10:56 PM (WHIPH)
Buffs right out though, or so they say.
Kidding aside, I'm thankful that the SPCA has certified that none of the Clan Cochran was hurt in the making of this movie. Stay safe on the return trip, too.
Happy New Year! *cheers!*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 26, 2014 10:57 PM (RzZOc)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 10:55 PM (ucDmr)
Only if the sentence ends with, resulted in a fatal accident.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 26, 2014 10:57 PM (3UGBQ)
http://tinyurl.com/nnrkq4b
Posted by: --- at December 26, 2014 10:51 PM (MMC8r)
The f**ker Zach Morris had it coming.
Posted by: Slater at December 26, 2014 10:57 PM (/YkzI)
Hardware, not hardwood, my fellow pervs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2014 10:57 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 10:50 PM (ucDmr)
Hello!
It was too darn hot; the two previous years were near 20 degrees ( which admittedly is not the norm!) and we were 51 yesterday. Hated it. But other than that, quite lovely.
How about yours?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 10:57 PM (SmzxV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December
Leave the women of his life out of it Hammer.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 10:57 PM (3Ag0f)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 10:53 PM (l1zOH)
Oh no, I was probably going a total of 10mph when I actually made contact.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 10:57 PM (w+fJL)
... to VJ knitting???
Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2014 10:57 PM (CSXsy)
Screech and DC in knife fights?
Tubby strippers?
K-Y?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 10:56 PM (WHIPH)
You have summed it up well.
Posted by: tbodie at December 26, 2014 10:58 PM (3CXto)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 26, 2014 10:58 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: rickl at December 26, 2014 10:58 PM (sdi6R)
Look at the many ways I've invented for myself to be a victim!
Posted by: --- at December 26, 2014 10:59 PM (MMC8r)
http://bit.ly/1Be17Nl
Posted by: Tips with $2 Bill at December 26, 2014 10:19 PM (/YkzI)
Haven't looked, honest. I'm guessing she's fat, has a butch haircut, a bunch of really ugly tats and piercings, and nipple rings that would put the door knockers on Castle Anthrax to shame. Am I close?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2014 10:59 PM (Uw6XW)
He has done so much, where yo begin. Been in prison in Texas and Jersey. He committed multiple felonies in PA but in true idiot fashion he used a gun. Use a gun go to jail in PA. If he screws up it's off to federal max. He'll piss off someone and come out in a body bag. No big loss. I know Gratersford has a nasty reputation.
Posted by: mpfs at December 26, 2014 10:59 PM (si/E8)
What were you CNC-ing Cthulhu? That is a big run.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2014 10:42 PM (t//F+)
I was CNC'ing a logo,dry, in wood. The feed rate was miniscule -- like 225 mm/min, the steps were about 1/8 mm, and the tool was 1/4 mm across. It came out with a gorgeous finish but I screwed up the index point and part of the design is off the wood....which doesn't really matter much because I can now see issues with the source artwork.
Seriously, the finish is gorgeous -- it's smoother in the machined part than In the unmachined -- and I prepped that by sanding at 220 grit with a random orbital.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 26, 2014 10:59 PM (T1005)
How can someone so fat have such small boobs?
Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2014 10:56 PM (GrXXa)
Even God hates her.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 26, 2014 11:00 PM (oKE6c)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 11:00 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: ALH at December 26, 2014 11:00 PM (btTLZ)
http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/travelling-to-infinity
Posted by: Gingy at December 26, 2014 11:00 PM (KAmzK)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 10:54 PM (SmzxV)
******
We did indeed, thank you. Going to the Cabin tomorrow for 4 days of chill time, hanging out and home maintenance. But mostly...home maintenance. Looking forward to it.
It truly is a bizarro world when what would have until somewhat recently been obvious sarcasm has to be initially treated seriously, ain't it?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 26, 2014 11:01 PM (OBxdH)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 11:00 PM (ucDmr)
I am so jealous. I like below zero and snow!
I'm glad your Christmas was great!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:02 PM (SmzxV)
The razor blade edges on a string up the weenie and the honey bear hydraulic fluid in the scrotum stories are good ones too.
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at December 26, 2014 10:46 PM (Y2eQR)
whywhywhywhyifuckinghateyougetmethebrainbleachSTAT!!!!
*opens new bottle*
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:02 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2014 10:59 PM (Uw6XW)
I looked. She's past fat stage she's fu*king BBW area or a small state. Only one cure for her. Armed doggies
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 11:02 PM (3Ag0f)
butch haircut, a bunch of really ugly tats and piercings, and nipple
rings that would put the door knockers on Castle Anthrax to shame. Am I
close?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2014 10:59 PM (Uw6XW)
Let's just say no one will ever confuse her with Kate Upton.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 26, 2014 11:03 PM (3UGBQ)
You mean Senator Star (D-Some Hellhole)?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 26, 2014 11:03 PM (oKE6c)
"Falyn Star..."
"Mom, I go by Philip now, I TOLD you."
"Honey, no, you can't just turn your back on this tradition. I was named after.."
"Mom, your hippie names just marked me for failure for the MBA program. I'm tired of failure, I'm tired of your failure and you trying to live an impossible life through me."
"you are so ungrateful. I sold WIC purchases to buy you good things, I could have gone to jail."
"Only when you had enough cigarettes, Mom. "
"All these years of social engineering and consciousness raising. I could just chant. How could you do this to m e?"
"So, you don't want the Lexus?"
Posted by: Kindltot at December 26, 2014 11:03 PM (t//F+)
Hey, hey, Hey! Meggie is the heir to a beer empire that supersedes superficial discussions about her physicality big titties. Mostly.
Posted by: Fritz at December 26, 2014 11:03 PM (dVmLD)
You call that a spider dress?
This is a spider dress.
http://www.vam.ac.uk/content/articles/g/golden-spider-silk/
Posted by: rickl at December 26, 2014 11:03 PM (sdi6R)
but I just walked away from the guy.
First time I've ever been accused of being a troll.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 11:03 PM (l1zOH)
http://tinyurl.com/qddldjt
Not your average doll
http://www.e2046.com/product/21507
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 26, 2014 11:04 PM (0kLcL)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 26, 2014 11:04 PM (Y2eQR)
http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/barrel-riders-sock
Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2014 11:05 PM (CSXsy)
Posted by: Gingy at December 26, 2014 11:05 PM (KAmzK)
Posted by: Fritz at December 26, 2014 11:05 PM (dVmLD)
Posted by: Gingy at December 26, 2014 11:05 PM (KAmzK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 11:05 PM (l1zOH)
Merry Christmas!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 10:56 PM (l1zOH)
Yep.
And Merry Christmas to you as well. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:05 PM (6fyGz)
It damn sure is. And this has all happened relatively quickly. I mean, the freakshow has been creeping up for decades, but it seems to me that Full-On Bizarro World has sprung up damn near over night.
Glad you and your baby girl got quality time in. Nothing better.
There is something almost primal about getting those home projects done. Deeply satisfying!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:05 PM (SmzxV)
http://tinypic.com/r/i4po2h/8
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 10:49 PM (w+fJL)
Obligatory: "That'll buff right out."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2014 11:05 PM (Uw6XW)
Posted by: Gingy at December 26, 2014 11:06 PM (KAmzK)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 11:06 PM (ucDmr)
Ain't going near the objects in painful places theme.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 26, 2014 11:07 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:07 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 11:08 PM (WHIPH)
Now, about that hat... black with white mooses? Cost and time frame?
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 26, 2014 11:08 PM (Y2eQR)
------
213 TO KNIT
Posted by: Gingy at December 26, 2014 11:05 PM
(KAmzK)
Riiiiiiiiight......
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:08 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 11:08 PM (WHIPH)
Oh shit, what did he do??
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:09 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: ALH at December 26, 2014 11:09 PM (btTLZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2014 11:09 PM (CSXsy)
Posted by: Gingy at December 26, 2014 11:09 PM (KAmzK)
I'm sorry you had an accident, but Thank God everyone is okay.
Posted by: Carol at December 26, 2014 11:09 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Gingy at December 26, 2014 11:10 PM (KAmzK)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 26, 2014 11:08 PM (Y2eQR)
Should be white with brown mooses, like moose on snow.
Mooses? Meeses? Meece? Whatever.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:10 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: ALH at December 26, 2014 11:10 PM (btTLZ)
I know! Y'all got the surprise storm in October (?), then nuthin'.
I really got spoiled the last two winters here; very cold and snowy.
This year, we got a dusting of snow and a few days of arctic chill when everyone else did last month, but it's been in the 50s and 60s since....which is probably closer to normal than the previous two winters, but it's still a bit warmer than average. We should be in the 40s/20s.
Not much sun, thankfully, but I feel like I'm back in SoCal.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:11 PM (SmzxV)
Posted by: Gingy at December 26, 2014 11:09 PM (KAmzK)
Geez. You could at least spell my fucking name right.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:11 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: mpfs at December 26, 2014 11:11 PM (si/E8)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 26, 2014 11:11 PM (Y2eQR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 26, 2014 11:11 PM (0kLcL)
How can someone so fat have such small boobs?
Posted by: kbdabear at December 26, 2014 10:56 PM (GrXXa)
#michelleobama!
The Mooch is THE only flat chested black woman I know!
Posted by: runningrn at December 26, 2014 11:11 PM (HtLNV)
Now having read comments & stories I'm going to have to stay awhile!
Posted by: Carol at December 26, 2014 11:11 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Carol at December 26, 2014 11:09 PM (sj3Ax)
Thanks. Yup, all good.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:11 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 11:12 PM (WHIPH)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:12 PM (6fyGz)
but I just walked away from the guy.
First time I've ever been accused of being a troll.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 11:03 PM (l1zOH)
I was thinking you could post your standard quote about killing Commies, but if you just want to ignore him, that's cool too.
Posted by: rickl at December 26, 2014 11:12 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ALH at December 26, 2014 11:10 PM (btTLZ)
Shame on you!
It's only the second day of Christmas, it's just getting started!Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:12 PM (SmzxV)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2014 11:12 PM (CSXsy)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December
Walk away carefully and you should be ok.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 11:12 PM (3Ag0f)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 26, 2014 11:13 PM (Y2eQR)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 11:13 PM (WHIPH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 26, 2014 11:11 PM (0kLcL)
*waits for someone to use the "moose bit my sister" line*
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:13 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:05 PM (SmzxV)
******
Weelllll, let me just say that daughter has taken her Mothers view on tool use. Basically, she claims ignorance of the whole deal. So, her help Will include me saying "hand me that one. No, not THAT one, that one *points*, ahhh, fuck it, I'll get it, keep on texting." Still good times and conversation though.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 26, 2014 11:15 PM (OBxdH)
Posted by: ALH at December 26, 2014 11:15 PM (btTLZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 26, 2014 11:15 PM (CSXsy)
Posted by: Frank Constanza at December 26, 2014 11:15 PM (YMWmH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 11:12 PM (WHIPH)
People read this shit?
Honestly, I showed up around comment 200 and didn't bother reading the post or the comments.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:16 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 11:16 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:12 PM (SmzxV)
Hell, I didn't get mine put up till two weeks before Christmas, and I didn't put the lights up on the edge of the roof like I usually do. I'm hoping to take them down the weekend after New Years, that's about right isn't it?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:16 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 11:16 PM (WHIPH)
Didn't they used to just be called trannies or ladyboyz or cross dressers or whatever?
Some of them wanted operations, some of them were fine just dressing and acting like whatever sex they wanted to be.
What is the difference now?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:16 PM (SmzxV)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 26, 2014 11:16 PM (KlVdw)
Long ago when the world was new, and before I put on a government badge,
I worked security at Denver General Hospital. There was a certain
"walk" in males as they approached the Triage desk that told us
something was where it was not supposed to be. Kind of knock-kneed,
pigeon-toed, on the balls of the feet very, very delicate tread.
What
we hated [and it was not uncommon] was incandescent light bulbs. They
are an absolute bugger [no pun intended] to get out without breaking.
But the classic was a someone who came in with a jar of chunky peanut
butter, lid intact; inserted where there was no sign of bread or grape
jelly. That x-ray stayed on the light box in the radiologists' lounge
for weeks. And there was a longer story with that one, that I cannot
repeat in order to protect the guilty.
Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at December 26, 2014 10:28 PM (FdCUr)"Subotai,I have only read your words at Wretchards blog. I am surprised, and pleased to find that you are a moron. Welcome to the horde!
Posted by: ChrisP at December 26, 2014 11:16 PM (9hZCZ)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 26, 2014 11:17 PM (Y2eQR)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December
The moose bit your sisters whoha? Didn't see that on the list?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 11:17 PM (3Ag0f)
Wow, so sad he can't figure things out and straighten up!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 10:54 PM (w+fJL)
Aw, thank you!
Posted by: runningrn at December 26, 2014 11:17 PM (HtLNV)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 26, 2014 11:18 PM (KlVdw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 26, 2014 11:18 PM (0kLcL)
Posted by: ALH at December 26, 2014 11:19 PM (btTLZ)
Posted by: speedster1 on the (new) ipad at December 26, 2014 11:19 PM (C0wzD)
I saw "Knife fight with Screech" open for the "Dirty Sanchezes" in '96 at the ATandT center."
Think I may missed the puff, but, passed to you.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 11:19 PM (WHIPH)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2014 11:20 PM (KFdZd)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:16 PM (6fyGz)
Christmas technically last until Epiphany, which is January 6th. I always give Thor a present, in honor of the day and leave all my decorations and the trees up til then.
And by "til then" I mean like the middle of February because I love it so much!
But certainly never before January 6th, even when I was working full time.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:20 PM (SmzxV)
Subtotal B.,
How big was jar of chunky peanut butter? Was it small one or larger?
Posted by: Carol at December 26, 2014 10:54 PM (sj3Ax)"It was a small one, maybe 3 1/2 - 4" tall, and appropriate girth, well known name brand. The interesting thing about it, was that the "possessor" was a businessman type who apparently was getting some kinky afternoon delight. Wife calls office, gets told that he is at DGH ER, no other details. She's thinking heart attack. Comes in like a Bann Sidhe on meth. Screaming changed tone and became somewhat focused when she found out what the actual clinical complaint was. It was impressive, and amusing if you have the law enforcement/medical sense of humor."NaCly Dog at December 26, 2014 10:55 PM (u82oZ)"Thanks. I lurk here every night for the ONT just before I shut down for the night. I enjoy the fellowship here, but I don't jump in often because I am too wordy for here.
Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at December 26, 2014 11:20 PM (FdCUr)
Did you have a Merry Christmas? Did your son come home from LV for holidays?
Posted by: Carol at December 26, 2014 11:20 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 26, 2014 11:18 PM (0kLcL)
Hell yes!!!
All those drinking! Raise your glasses for Nearsider and his new boy!
May all the blessing of our Lord touch your life today.
May He send His little angels to protect you on your way.
Such a wee little fit, sent from above.
Someone so precious to cherish and love.
May sunshine and moonbeams dance over you head
As you quietly slumber in your bed.
May good luck be with you wherever you go.
And your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:21 PM (w+fJL)
blahblahblah
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 10:41 PM (w+fJL)
so I'm confused. Inlaws are in NC, who is in NoVa? Glad to see that no one was hurt in the fender bender, I-95 can be a nightmare. They even wrote a song about it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHZGG7udfrw
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:21 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 26, 2014 11:21 PM (R5HRU)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 11:21 PM (WHIPH)
Didn't they used to just be called trannies or ladyboyz or cross dressers or whatever?
Some of them wanted operations, some of them were fine just dressing and acting like whatever sex they wanted to be.
What is the difference now?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:16 PM (SmzxV)
The difference?
Now they have the political power too force their insanity on everybody else.
Posted by: Invent-a-gender, Inc. at December 26, 2014 11:21 PM (/YkzI)
Posted by: rickl
-------------------
I have already used up the December Allotment of that post.
In 5 days the January supply will air-dropped in.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 11:21 PM (l1zOH)
Some of them wanted operations, some of them were fine just dressing and acting like whatever sex they wanted to be.
What is the difference now?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:16 PM (SmzxV)
*******
They are now on a roll. It is No longer enough to tolerate and accept this weird shit, you must endorse it, celebrate it, and coming (SWIDT) soon, participate or you will be labeled a heathen.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 26, 2014 11:22 PM (xrURQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 26, 2014 11:23 PM (0kLcL)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:23 PM (SmzxV)
Posted by: Invent-a-gender
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... and pee wherever they wish.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 11:23 PM (l1zOH)
258 I do not get all this genderqueer stuff. Didn't they used to just be called trannies or ladyboyz or cross dressers or whatever? Some of them wanted operations, some of them were fine just dressing and acting like whatever sex they wanted to be. What is the difference now?
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:16 PM (SmzxV)
Dipshit liberals that demand everyone coddle the special snowflakes, since pretty much everyone already ignores or accepts gays, and lot of gays are just happy to be included in society, so they need something new to push against people with decency.
Posted by: buzzion at December 26, 2014 11:23 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible
Damn kids. You just don't care about the examples you set
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 11:23 PM (3Ag0f)
Hard to imagine being that bored. Exit question: why on earth did you cut it?
Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2014 11:23 PM (FcR7P)
So there's a new baseball post languishing. I wrote it over two weeks ago. I'm hoping it gets published this weekend.
It's probably out of date now, it deals with all the trades, but hopefully it still gets put up.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:24 PM (w+fJL)
Hey! Merry Christmas to you and yours, hope it was a good one.
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 26, 2014 11:24 PM (R5HRU)
Yes, yes I did SWYDT!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:24 PM (SmzxV)
-----------------
Embrace it, and nurture it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 11:24 PM (l1zOH)
http://bit.ly/1Be0GTc
Posted by: The H8 Hat at December 26, 2014 10:12 PM (/YkzI)
Is that your collection Hat? I'd go nuts.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 26, 2014 11:25 PM (KAmzK)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 26, 2014 11:24 PM (R5HRU)
It was indeed very nice. I was spoiled and got to spoil in return.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:25 PM (SmzxV)
Posted by: CDR M at December 26, 2014 11:25 PM (93D1V)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHZGG7udfrw
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:21 PM (6fyGz)
My younger bro in law. He's a Fairfax County firefighter.
My older bro in law is stationed at Oceana at the moment.
My in laws used to live in MD just outside DC. My wife still has plenty of family in and around the area.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:25 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 26, 2014 11:26 PM (0kLcL)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 11:26 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2014 11:20 PM (KFdZd)
****
It is worse than that. And it occurred while you were looking, just not in the right direction.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 26, 2014 11:26 PM (OBxdH)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:26 PM (SmzxV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 11:24 PM (l1zOH)
Pet its silky fur and call it George...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:26 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 26, 2014 11:26 PM (R5HRU)
Maybe it was a fine old broom handle. The likes you can't get anymore.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 11:26 PM (WHIPH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 11:19 PM (WHIPH)
Well no one will accuse you of being a bogart RK
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 26, 2014 11:26 PM (3Ag0f)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:20 PM (SmzxV)
Yep, the 12 Days of Christmas begins on December 25th. That's Day 1.
Now where the hell are my turtle doves?
Posted by: buzzion at December 26, 2014 11:27 PM (zt+N6)
I knew you'd catch that GGE. Surprised it took so long!
Posted by: CDR M at December 26, 2014 11:25 PM (93D1V)
I got here late.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:27 PM (6fyGz)
Other assorted relatives, got it.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:28 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 26, 2014 11:28 PM (0kLcL)
Posted by: buzzion at December 26, 2014 11:27 PM (zt+N6)
You musta missed a fair amount of the comments above....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:29 PM (SmzxV)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2014 11:29 PM (KFdZd)
Posted by: t-bird at December 26, 2014 11:23 PM (FcR7P)
------------
I would imagine it would be easier to handle than using the whole broom.
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 26, 2014 11:29 PM (KlVdw)
Posted by: Ricardo
-----------------
You know, I was just saying that the other day. They just don't make broom handles the way they used to.
No..., wait...., I think it was a discussion about Mausers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 11:29 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 11:30 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 26, 2014 11:30 PM (KCxzN)
I was not going to attempt last name of Nic because I am using iPad & can't copy & paste with it because I don't have hand coordination.
Posted by: Carol at December 26, 2014 11:31 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Weirddave at December 26, 2014 11:25 PM (KAmzK)
Collection???
Posted by: The Collecting Hat at December 26, 2014 11:31 PM (/YkzI)
No slackin' here. May be dumb, but no slackin'.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 11:31 PM (WHIPH)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 26, 2014 11:31 PM (Y2eQR)
No..., wait...., I think it was a discussion about Mausers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 11:29 PM (l1zOH)
You almost don't get wooden handles on brooms anymore. Mostly flimsy-ass steel tubing, with powder coat that peels right off.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2014 11:32 PM (Uw6XW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 11:33 PM (WHIPH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 26, 2014 11:34 PM (0kLcL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2014 11:32 PM (Uw6XW)
Most of the ones I've seen these days are aluminum tubing covered with plastic.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:34 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Carol at December 26, 2014 11:34 PM (sj3Ax)
Broom handle Mausers.... Heh
Posted by: fixerupper at December 26, 2014 11:34 PM (OBxdH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 26, 2014 11:35 PM (0kLcL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 11:33 PM (WHIPH)
You could make good ones out of Teflon. Hollow 'em out, and pour a little lead in the business end for weight. And the blood will rinse right off, don't you know?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 26, 2014 11:35 PM (Uw6XW)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 11:35 PM (WHIPH)
There has to be something better we can discuss.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:35 PM (w+fJL)
the 3 & 4 foot riot batons are hard wood with a steel bar core
normal carry batons like the asp are made of steel
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 26, 2014 11:35 PM (/2Qtx)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:36 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 26, 2014 11:36 PM (Y2eQR)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 11:37 PM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Ricardo
--------------
All the cops I know have Asp Batons. A poor substitute, I think. There's no satisfying wood-on-bone 'Whack' when they are used.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 11:37 PM (l1zOH)
You'd be labeled a hater.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:26 PM (SmzxV)
*******
True enough, but I am sensing a serious tiredness in the general public for such labels any more. Kinda like the race card, overdrawn and overused. I view the seriously increased use of "Merry Christmas" this year as an indicator that people are just plain tired of all of this shit.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 26, 2014 11:37 PM (OBxdH)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 26, 2014 11:37 PM (Y2eQR)
There has to be something better we can discuss.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:35 PM (w+fJL)
There's always the lesbian polyamerous genderqueer Latina radical feminist strippers...
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 26, 2014 11:37 PM (/YkzI)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:36 PM (6fyGz)
CONGRATS!!!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:37 PM (w+fJL)
we could discuss how the Chicago Cubs have a powerhouse bullpen.....something they haven't had since the 20s
or the fact that I got 2....not 1 but 2 Kimbers for Xmas
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 26, 2014 11:37 PM (/2Qtx)
Christmas" this year as an indicator that people are just plain tired of
all of this shit.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 26, 2014 11:37 PM (OBxdH)
One can hope.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:37 PM (6fyGz)
Yea, me either.
Now, I really am not bothered by all these poor folks who can't seem to figure their plumbing out; I am very live and let live and it doesn't skeeve me out per se. ( I mean, I do not want to SEE two men kissing, but it doesn't bother me that they do, if that makes sense)
But get off ya damn high horse and listen to the hate that is spewing from YOUR mouth before you tell ME what a hater I am!
And if I'm a hater because I think you're an asshole, then I will wear that badge with pride, right?
Just like if hating Obama's policies makes me racist then, yep, I'm a racist.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:38 PM (SmzxV)
I ain't no weirdo.
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 26, 2014 11:38 PM (7RXcs)
That's euro teutonic cultural appropriation , is what it is .
Posted by: awkward davies at December 26, 2014 11:38 PM (Z+Mqb)
Posted by: eman at December 26, 2014 11:38 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 26, 2014 11:37 PM (/YkzI)
I give up.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:38 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 26, 2014 11:38 PM (/2Qtx)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 11:39 PM (WHIPH)
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 26, 2014 11:39 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:36 PM (6fyGz)
AWESOME!! Congratulations!!!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:39 PM (SmzxV)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 26, 2014 11:39 PM (Y2eQR)
Hahahahahahahahaahha
or the fact that I got 2....not 1 but 2 Kimbers for Xmas
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 26, 2014 11:37 PM (/2Qtx)
FUCK. YOU.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:39 PM (w+fJL)
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 26, 2014 11:37 PM (/2Qtx)
Mele Kalikimaka!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:39 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 11:40 PM (ucDmr)
At least Zombie is not linking to the colored polymer butt-plugs with the My Little Pony Tails
*thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 26, 2014 11:40 PM (0kLcL)
Yes my older brother, best friend & me had a Chrismas Dinner that BF rated a 10!
Posted by: Carol at December 26, 2014 11:40 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 11:40 PM (l1zOH)
At least Zombie is not linking to the colored polymer butt-plugs with the My Little Pony Tails
*thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 26, 2014 11:40 PM (0kLcL)
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:41 PM (w+fJL)
Have a safe night, and don't let broom handles attack.
See y'all on a daywalker thread.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 26, 2014 11:41 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 26, 2014 11:41 PM (CwyAm)
I had mail today. You have (e)mail now.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:41 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 26, 2014 11:37 PM (/2Qtx)
Mele Kalikimaka!
In this instance shouldn't it be, "Li'ili'i kou laho!"?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 26, 2014 11:41 PM (UVfht)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 11:41 PM (WHIPH)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 26, 2014 11:42 PM (ucDmr)
amen!!!
T got tired of my whining and let me get the master carry pro
my crazy sister asked for on of my ARs
she sent me a master carry
shot about 300 rds today
my wrists and triceps are killing me
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 26, 2014 11:42 PM (/2Qtx)
Good Night.
Posted by: Carol at December 26, 2014 11:42 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 26, 2014 11:43 PM (/2Qtx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 11:43 PM (l1zOH)
It's warm here too, for December.
I hope it stays like this but it won't.
Posted by: Carol at December 26, 2014 11:44 PM (sj3Ax)
*thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 26, 2014 11:40 PM (0kLcL)
What. The. Actual. Fuck.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:41 PM (w+fJL)
http://bit.ly/1wQErUh
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 26, 2014 11:44 PM (/YkzI)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 26, 2014 11:44 PM (T1005)
brb
I hear a guitar being tuned, I already know she'll be calling for me
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 26, 2014 11:43 PM (/2Qtx)
When NCK is finally of age, I want to see vids of her killing some Halestorm.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:44 PM (w+fJL)
At least Zombie is not linking to the colored polymer butt-plugs with the My Little Pony Tails
*thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 26, 2014 11:40 PM (0kLcL)
******
Can. Not. Stop. Laughing. At. This. Post.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 26, 2014 11:45 PM (xrURQ)
Congrats on the coming grandchild !!
Posted by: awkward davies at December 26, 2014 11:45 PM (Z+Mqb)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:41 PM (w+fJL)
don't bogart that bottle dude...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:45 PM (6fyGz)
It's for the children.
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 26, 2014 11:45 PM (Y2eQR)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 26, 2014 11:46 PM (0kLcL)
Do what now?
While I am huge fan of edged weaponry, pretty sure I haven't been in a knife fight lately.
Sis is here, gotta run.
Posted by: DC in River City, now I have a machine gun. Ho, Ho, Ho at December 26, 2014 11:46 PM (e+1S5)
Congrats on the coming grandchild !!
Posted by: awkward davies at December 26, 2014 11:45 PM (Z+Mqb)
Thanks! Just name and email, no phone number?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:47 PM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 26, 2014 11:47 PM (CwyAm)
Im nut sure which is more disturbing.... My Lil Pony Butt Plugs.... Or the fact that Pinterest has a butt plug category...
Posted by: fixerupper at December 26, 2014 11:48 PM (xrURQ)
It's probably a reference to Folsom Street Fair. Trust me & DO NOT look it up!!
I saw two pictures only & left & as soon as I could close page.
Pics or it didn't happen need not apply to that. Once seen, it can't been unseen.
Posted by: Carol at December 26, 2014 11:48 PM (sj3Ax)
Oh, and popcorn.
And nothing shoved up the jimmyjohn. Yet.
Posted by: filbert at December 26, 2014 11:49 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 11:49 PM (WHIPH)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 26, 2014 11:48 PM (xrURQ)
Pretty sure I find it disturbing that it's an item for discussion. Gonna have to put a little more whiskey in my water if this keeps up.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:49 PM (6fyGz)
Oh, and popcorn.
And nothing shoved up the jimmyjohn. Yet.
Posted by: filbert at December 26, 2014 11:49 PM (h6Mpm)
Um, doesn't Percocet contain acetaminophen ?
It's a no-no with alcohol.
Posted by: eman at December 26, 2014 11:50 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 26, 2014 11:51 PM (0kLcL)
And nothing shoved up the jimmyjohn. Yet.
Posted by: filbert at December 26, 2014 11:49 PM (h6Mpm)
*******
The night is young. You still have plenty of time to make that happen.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 26, 2014 11:51 PM (xrURQ)
Posted by: fixerupper at December 26, 2014 11:4
At least it's not Strawberry Shortcake.
Posted by: eman at December 26, 2014 11:52 PM (MQEz6)
Oh wait...Ancient Aliens on H2!
stop staring at me.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:53 PM (6fyGz)
Oh wait...Ancient Aliens on H2!
stop staring at me.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 26, 2014 11:53 PM (6fyGz)
I'm not saying it was Aliens...but yeah it was Aliens.
Posted by: eman at December 26, 2014 11:54 PM (MQEz6)
Posted by: fluffy at December 26, 2014 11:54 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: eman at December 26, 2014 11:52 PM (MQEz6)
http://www.hotelblues.com/gallery2/d/33679-2/ american-mcgee-strawberry-shortcake.jpg
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 26, 2014 11:54 PM (CwyAm)
It's a no-no with alcohol.
Posted by: eman at December 26, 2014 11:50 PM (MQEz6)
Hence the waiting interval. I'm figuring on the one-hour-per-ounce-of-alcohol metabolism rate to clear the system of alcohol before doing the percocet. Should be okay some time around . . . well . . . now. Will probably hold off until midnight Central just to be extra special nice to the liver. Or, maybe I might just try to get by with ibuprofen and ice tonight.
We'll see how it goes.
Posted by: filbert at December 26, 2014 11:54 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:55 PM (w+fJL)
So. Um. A couple of glasses of red wine, wait an interval for the
survival of my liver, and then some Percocet, to tolerate the brand new
artificial right knee. That's what's for supper here at the Palatial
Abode.
Oh, and popcorn.
And nothing shoved up the jimmyjohn. Yet.
Posted by: filbert at December 26, 2014 11:49 PM (h6Mpm)
Go with ibuprofen instead of percocet. Doesn't interact with alcohol to speak of, and the range between "noticeable dose" and "causes problems" is huge.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 26, 2014 11:55 PM (T1005)
Thing is, they're never cute, which is probably half the problem.
There was a very thoughtful reply on that post...it was a lady who said she knew she was a girl, but she never liked makeup or dresses or anything like that, and liked wearing comfortable clothes like sweatshirts and tennies and such. She wears her hair short and apparently binds herself, so she probably finds her boobs get in the way, which they certainly can.
I know ladies like that, very tomboyish and they might be lesbians, I don't know. But I mean, I think there have always been folks like this, probably a little more testosterone or estrogen in them than the average person of their sex, depending, but I just don't think it's anything new.
I think it's the ones who are that way PLUS are mentally unstable that get all crazed, and then they jump on the oppression/victinm train.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:56 PM (SmzxV)
Posted by: eman at December 26, 2014 11:52 PM (MQEz6)
You don't want to know...
Posted by: The self-blinded hat at December 26, 2014 11:56 PM (/YkzI)
Posted by: fluffy
------------------
True. Vacuum cleaners are not discriminating.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 26, 2014 11:56 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2014 11:56 PM (KFdZd)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 26, 2014 11:58 PM (scgac)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:58 PM (w+fJL)
What is CNC? I have absolutely no clue.
Did you have Merry Christmas?
Anna Puma,
I didn't ask or wish you ea Merry Christmas specifically either. It's because I was busy Christmas Eve & Christmas Day.
Nothing intentional.
Today I was watched Band of Brothers because my older brother won't tell me how my father's platoon (right term?) almost missed Battle of the Bulge until I watch it, he's been trying to tell me for years to watch & it's very close to my father's WWII stories. I watched 4 episodes since Saturday.
Posted by: Carol at December 26, 2014 11:58 PM (sj3Ax)
I think it's the ones who are that way PLUS are mentally unstable that get all crazed, and then they jump on the oppression/victinm train.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:56 PM (SmzxV)
I would argue that the majority of "alternative lifestyles" are attempts to cope with mental illness.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 26, 2014 11:58 PM (CwyAm)
It's becoming glaringly obvious I need to get my business shit together , it's just that I've been making a living as a word of mouth carpenter for so long that it's kinda' my default mode of operation .
Plus I'm an old fart , practically Vic's age .
Posted by: awkward davies at December 26, 2014 11:58 PM (Z+Mqb)
Posted by: fluffy
No housework during the ONT?
I'm okay with that, actually.
Posted by: filbert at December 26, 2014 11:59 PM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 26, 2014 11:56 PM (KFdZd)
I'll volunteer!
Posted by: Zombie Lincoln Rockwell at December 26, 2014 11:59 PM (/YkzI)
I do not understand how anyone can abuse opiates.
I understand the temptation, but man-o-pete, the side effects. Not worth a little buzz to me at all.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:59 PM (SmzxV)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:59 PM (w+fJL)
378
So. Um. A couple of glasses of red wine, wait an interval for the
survival of my liver, and then some Percocet, to tolerate the brand new
artificial right knee. That's what's for supper here at the Palatial
Abode.
Oh, and popcorn.
And nothing shoved up the jimmyjohn. Yet.
Posted by: filbert at December 26, 2014 11:49 PM (h6Mpm)
Go
with ibuprofen instead of percocet. Doesn't interact with alcohol to
speak of, and the range between "noticeable dose" and "causes problems"
is huge.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 26, 2014 11:55 PM (T1005)
And, BTW, popcorn without anything else at night can lead to a scouring that'll have you wishing for something shoved up the jimmyjohn.
Don't ask me how I know this.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 26, 2014 11:59 PM (T1005)
Posted by: The Gojira Hat at December 27, 2014 12:00 AM (/YkzI)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 27, 2014 12:00 AM (KFdZd)
Take two in fact.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:58 PM (w+fJL)
In fact, nothing at all happens after two percocets. Trust me on this one. Not a damn thing. At. All.
Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2014 12:00 AM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 26, 2014 11:59 PM (SmzxV)
You have side effects?
Cause I don't.
What I have is the lovely ability of redheads to have a higher tolerance for pain meds.
Which means that within about 3 days, my body gets completely used to whatever dosage I'm prescribed.
God help me if I ever need to deal with long term pain management.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 12:01 AM (w+fJL)
Posted by: The Gojira Hat at December 27, 2014 12:00 AM (/YkzI)
Cool network.
They did a series based on From Dusk Til Dawn.
Way better than the movie.
Posted by: eman at December 27, 2014 12:01 AM (MQEz6)
Talked to my physician on the phone. Wasn't able to fit me in today, but will see me tomorrow morning at 9am. (Yes, my doc sees people on Saturdays.)
Will have more details then. Am feeling somewhat better; "have to pee" sensation goes off and on. Thanks again for all your support, advice and help.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2014 12:02 AM (EvYMx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 27, 2014 12:03 AM (0kLcL)
http://www.e2046.com/product/Godzilla+vs+King+Chidora/6492/
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 27, 2014 12:04 AM (0kLcL)
Why the F did I go into work today? Watched criminals getting shot or their ass beat 3/4ths of the day. Hell, if they want to pay me to do that.
Posted by: RWC at December 27, 2014 12:04 AM (WlUIO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 27, 2014 12:03 AM (0kLcL)/i]
The old man-in-suit Japanese movies.
Hosted by Harry Knowles.
Posted by: The Gojira Hat at December 27, 2014 12:05 AM (/YkzI)
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 26, 2014 11:58 PM (CwyAm)
Hello!!!! Long time, no see! How are you?
I'd say your average gay person is fine, but the really emotional flaming queeny guys, and the really really butch vicious women... I don't think mental illness causes it, but maybe they get mental because of the hormonal imbalances?
Or like that PIV blog lady.. she is mentally ill, there is no doubt in my mind. I just don't think her being lesbian is what made her that way.
Many of the extreme cases do seem mentally ill to me, but I know plenty of folks who are batshit crazy and straight, too.
I am clear as mud here, I know!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 12:06 AM (SmzxV)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 27, 2014 12:06 AM (0kLcL)
The old man-in-suit Japanese movies.
Hosted by Harry Knowles.
Posted by: The Gojira Hat at December 27, 2014 12:05 AM (/YkzI)
I like the turtle-like beast that pulled its legs in and shot fire out the leg-holes, and spun around and flew that way.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2014 12:07 AM (Uw6XW)
Posted by: PaleRider -, LF rescue is #8. Thanks all at December 27, 2014 12:08 AM (7w/kf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 27, 2014 12:07 AM (Uw6XW)
Gamara!
http://mst3k.wikia.com/wiki/The_Gamera_Song
Posted by: The Satellite of Love at December 27, 2014 12:09 AM (/YkzI)
God help me if I ever need to deal with long term pain management.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 12:01 AM (w+fJL)
That sucks.
Me, I can plot out whole science fiction novels while zonked out on percocet, in detail. Killer, blockbuster plots, that keep me from getting sweet, sweet sleep. Then the percocet wears off, and I just lay there, tired, the pain returning, and still unable to negotiate the distance from the bed to the keyboard and even if I could, there's a certain lack of authorial talent which I have yet to overcome.
But man, those percocet novel plots are GOOD!
Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2014 12:10 AM (h6Mpm)
Fair enough. Post is up!
http://tinyurl.com/np76kyk
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 27, 2014 12:11 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 27, 2014 12:11 AM (ucDmr)
Oppression/victim wagon achieves goal of attention. Some people apparently lacked it as children & are still looking for it as adults. I say that they have to get over it.
These idiots & media that finds story might advance either career (1st for media) or push cause make mountain out of molehill.
I've wished The Horde Merry Christmas at least 15 times since Saturday & I hope that you & Thor had lone.
Posted by: Carol at December 27, 2014 12:13 AM (sj3Ax)
Hear hear, Tammy. I think you're on to something here. :-)
Most gay people are NOT the people/images that TV and the rest of the media love to pummel everyone with. They're not queens, drama or otherwise, aren't obsesses with sex, and just want to get the bills paid and the job done like everyone else. I don't think most gays have a chip on their shoulder about it, either, so long as their their jobs and everyday life is going smoothly.
Let's also admit: a lot of drag queens, gay or straight, are flaming because they can make a lot of money marketing themselves that way, not because they're actually mega-promiscuous.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2014 12:13 AM (EvYMx)
Me, I can plot out whole science fiction novels while zonked out on percocet, in detail. Killer, blockbuster plots, that keep me from getting sweet, sweet sleep. Then the percocet wears off, and I just lay there, tired, the pain returning, and still unable to negotiate the distance from the bed to the keyboard and even if I could, there's a certain lack of authorial talent which I have yet to overcome.
But man, those percocet novel plots are GOOD!
Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2014 12:10 AM (h6Mpm)
Good for you man.
Me, the doc prescribes me a dose. In 3 days, I take it and it's like I took nothing. So I take a second pill. Then, in 3 days, nothing again.
Like I said, long term, that's going to be a real problem.
I read a study recently where redheads have a much higher tolerance to pain meds. My anecdotal experience backs up exactly what was described.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 12:14 AM (w+fJL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 27, 2014 12:15 AM (0kLcL)
But GREAT NEWS EVERYBODY!
An old florescent light bulb burned out. I was able to successfully change it and throw the old light bulb out WITHOUT inserting it into my ass.
Life is just easier when you have impulse control.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 27, 2014 12:15 AM (AC0lD)
May all the blessing of our Lord touch your life today.
May He send His little angels to protect you on your way.
Such a wee little fit, sent from above.
Someone so precious to cherish and love.
May sunshine and moonbeams dance over you head
As you quietly slumber in your bed.
May good luck be with you wherever you go.
And your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 26, 2014 11:21 PM
I missed that news, congrats to W Nearsider.
Posted by: Farmer at December 27, 2014 12:16 AM (S7Jz2)
Oh, I get side effects, very uncomfortable ones! I can tolerate pain, but I do NOT do discomfort well AT ALL.
Like I will out-whine any 5 year old girl if I am nauseated! And the, er, plugged-upness that comes with opiate usage... uh, just no. I'd rather hurt.
I've got fibro, RA and mitochondrial issues that cause some wicked muscle pain...I could have all the pain meds I want, but I rarely take them. No can do.
600 mgs of Ibuprofen and hot showers work almost as good without causing other problems!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 12:16 AM (SmzxV)
I'd say your average gay person is fine, but the really emotional flaming queeny guys, and the really really butch vicious women... I don't think mental illness causes it, but maybe they get mental because of the hormonal imbalances?
...
Many of the extreme cases do seem mentally ill to me, but I know plenty of folks who are batshit crazy and straight, too.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 12:06 AM (SmzxV)
I think it's a case where mental illness/personality disorders/self-destructive behavior draws some folks to alternative lifestyles because they're more likely to escape notice or judgment.
The gay gentlemen living down the street who run a business? They're probably sane. The folks parading down Main Street in leather thongs, or declaring how horrible it is that they should have to hide their open marriage from society, or the girl who thinks that lesbianism is an act of transgressive politics? They're probably dealing with mental illness.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 27, 2014 12:17 AM (CwyAm)
And I suppose you can't trick your system by switching between different opioids . . .
Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2014 12:17 AM (h6Mpm)
Cthulhu,
What is CNC? I have absolutely no clue.
Did you have Merry Christmas?
Anna Puma,
I didn't ask or wish you ea Merry Christmas specifically either. It's because I was busy Christmas Eve Christmas Day.
Nothing intentional.
Today I was watched Band of Brothers because my older brother won't
tell me how my father's platoon (right term?) almost missed Battle of
the Bulge until I watch it, he's been trying to tell me for years to
watch it's very close to my father's WWII stories. I watched 4
episodes since Saturday.
Posted by: Carol at December 26, 2014 11:58 PM (sj3Ax)
CNC is technically "computer numerical control" -- but it's just setting up a tool so that it runs a series of steps by itself. In the case of the run I just did, I had my little indoor mill run 33,698 steps that I could manually do with equal precision on my bigger mill outside. Each step is like "go from X (left to right) 32.050mm, Y (back to front) 0.360mm, Z (up/down) -0.519mm to X 31.800mm, Y 0.360mm, Z -0.527mm. As you might imagine, doing 33 thousand of these without supervision can lead to some fun results that you really can't do manually.
We had a nice enough Christmas. The fiancee slept in a bit (which was very good, because her busy period at work is right before Christmas), and then we went to see The Hobbit.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 12:17 AM (T1005)
Oh, ALL MORONS, when trolling your doc for pain meds, ask for Vicoprofen - no acetaminophen in it, so drink up! Sure, it may give you stomach ulcers and make you wear doggie menstrual diapers on your head in Union Station during rush hour while playing a Sousaphone with your ass while juggling flaming CPR monkies, but thats a small price to pain for liver safe narcohol!
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 27, 2014 12:18 AM (Y2eQR)
Oops.
Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2014 12:18 AM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 12:16 AM (SmzxV)
That is excellent...for you. Lol.
And I'll whine one last time. Did you see where I did in fact write another baseball post?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 12:18 AM (w+fJL)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 27, 2014 12:15 AM (AC0lD)
But you really wanted to didn't you.
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2014 12:19 AM (zt+N6)
I'd say your average gay person is fine, but the really emotional flaming queeny guys, and the really really butch vicious women... I don't think mental illness causes it, but maybe they get mental because of the hormonal imbalances?
Or like that PIV blog lady.. she is mentally ill, there is no doubt in my mind. I just don't think her being lesbian is what made her that way.
Many of the extreme cases do seem mentally ill to me, but I know plenty of folks who are batshit crazy and straight, too.
I am clear as mud here, I know!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 12:06 AM (SmzxV)
****
The issue seems simple, but it is Not. Bottom line is that if you currently don't care, you will be made to care. And not in a way that is any kinda good for what they are espousing. We should be clear of this soon, as they are typically overpaying their hand. One can only hope.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 12:19 AM (OBxdH)
Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2014 12:17 AM (h6Mpm)
I can rotate all I want. 3 or 4 days, the body is used to it.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 12:20 AM (w+fJL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 12:20 AM (WHIPH)
I responded, that's great G, we'll notify AQMD.
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2014 12:21 AM (EvYMx)
My old drop lights are getting new LED bulbs, they're cheap enough now, seem to hold up well, and barely get warm.
Posted by: JEM at December 27, 2014 12:21 AM (o+SC1)
SO glad I haven't bitched about you or slap not writing one.....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 12:21 AM (SmzxV)
change it and throw the old light bulb out WITHOUT inserting it into my
ass.Life is just easier when you have impulse control.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 27, 2014 12:15 AM (AC0lD)
You just don't think that I'm as pretty as those incandescent bulbs, do you?
You prejudiced H8r, you!
Posted by: The Old Florescennt Light Bulb at December 27, 2014 12:22 AM (/YkzI)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 27, 2014 12:22 AM (20X6f)
The adage many of them operate under is 'the squeaky wheel gets the lube.'
The corollary is 'sometimes the squeaky wheel gets replaced.'
I think we are rapidly approaching a replacement en masse and they will be like deer caught in headlights going 'whut?'
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 27, 2014 12:22 AM (0kLcL)
The corollary is 'sometimes the squeaky wheel gets replaced.'
I think we are rapidly approaching a replacement en masse and they will be like deer caught in headlights going 'whut?'
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 27, 2014 12:22 AM (0kLcL)
Some probably prefer less lube and more raw...
Posted by: Wink Wink Nudge Nudge at December 27, 2014 12:23 AM (/YkzI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2014 12:23 AM (EvYMx)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 12:20 AM (w+fJL)
Suckage.
Endeavor to avoid total knee replacement.
Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2014 12:24 AM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 27, 2014 12:22 AM (20X6f)
I saw that but when I have the TV on it's more for background noise than anything else, so I don't watch anything I have to pay attention to (hence my love of shows like Mountain Monsters and Ancient Aliens, once in a while I get a good laugh without having to pay close attention to it).
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 27, 2014 12:24 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 27, 2014 12:24 AM (Y2eQR)
With wine and Percocet, anything is probable.
Oh, ALL MORONS, when trolling your doc for pain meds, ask for
Vicoprofen - no acetaminophen in it, so drink up! Sure, it may give you
stomach ulcers and make you wear doggie menstrual diapers on your head
in Union Station during rush hour while playing a Sousaphone with your
ass while juggling flaming CPR monkies, but thats a small price to pain
for liver safe narcohol!
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 27, 2014 12:18 AM (Y2eQR)
Some people would pay extra for that, you know.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 12:24 AM (T1005)
change it and throw the old light bulb out WITHOUT inserting it into my
ass."
How. In. The. Hell.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 12:24 AM (WHIPH)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 27, 2014 12:22 AM (20X6f)
Hour you'll never get back. Saw it 3D which was cool but that movie is terribly stupid. Watched it more when they played it and it was still crap.
Posted by: RWC at December 27, 2014 12:25 AM (WlUIO)
Here's my review -
http://annapuna.blogspot.com/2012/06/prometheus-spoilers-ahead.html
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 27, 2014 12:25 AM (0kLcL)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 27, 2014 12:25 AM (Y2eQR)
Hey! Merry Christmas to you and yours, hope it was a good one.
Posted by: thathalfrican at December 26, 2014 11:24 PM
And a Merry Christmas to you all. I should go to bed as we have a 7 am flight out of Phoenix/Mesa, but I'm still reading here cause I'm a Moron! Heel I can sleep on the flight.
Posted by: Farmer at December 27, 2014 12:25 AM (S7Jz2)
SO glad I haven't bitched about you or slap not writing one.....
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 12:21 AM (SmzxV)
It hasn't been posted yet. Hopefully this weekend. I wrote one two weeks ago. That weekend CBD was out of town and didn't have access to a computer to post it. Last weekend, I dunno. Hopefully it gets posted this weekend.
It was all about the trades/moves that have been made, so it's rapidly becoming out of date.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 12:25 AM (w+fJL)
Is it worth a watch?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2014 12:26 AM (EvYMx)
You'd better keep praying you don't end up like I am, living life in pain despite meds.
I have to add F The JEF because he is a tyrant & DEA changed one that worked best on me from Schedule III to II. I missed it & found out in late September when I went to CVS to pick up a refill & other refills were voided effective October 6. I have to go to PCP every 28-29 days or I would end up in ER.
Posted by: Carol at December 27, 2014 12:27 AM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: RWC at December 27, 2014 12:27 AM (WlUIO)
But.... the new CFL bulbs look easier to put up ones ass than the old incandescents. The CFLs look like theyd just screw right in.....
Posted by: fixerupper at December 27, 2014 12:27 AM (xrURQ)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 27, 2014 12:28 AM (Y2eQR)
Endeavor to avoid total knee replacement.
Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2014 12:24 AM (h6Mpm)
I'm concerned because I just know I'm going to need something cut on before long.
I have an unathletic body. But a very good arm and I was, modesty aside for a moment, very good at throwing a baseball where I wanted and making it move how I wanted.
So I beat the shit out of my body to make it work for me all the way through college.
Now I'm 33 with bad knees and feet and back and left shoulder.
But I wouldn't trade it for anything.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 12:28 AM (w+fJL)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 27, 2014 12:29 AM (WHIPH)
They just generally don't work for me as well as NSAIDS, and in fact they can amp the pain after a few hours for me, which I know sounds crazy. It's like once the buzz wears off, the pain is worse than it was before I took it , so it's not worth it. (Of all the opiates, I do find Percocet works better than naything else, including the infamous HillBilly Heroin, which didn't impress me much with its pain killing properties and makes me puke my innards up hours after I take it)
Are you hard to numb at the dentist office, too, by any chance? They just automatically bust out the caulk-gun looking equipment for me now.
Was it you, OG Celt, who mentioned the Vicoprofen many moons ago?
My doc at the time said it wasn't in the formulary for my HMO, but to take an Advil and a Vicodin for the same effect. It certainly did work far better than the Vicodin alone, which doesn't help my pain at all.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 12:29 AM (SmzxV)
You'll probably have to widen your belt loop holes on the High Standard holster to fit the new belt . I use round chain saw and flat mill files but any thing like an emory board will work too ,, it just take time and patience .
Thanks again .
Nite all .
Posted by: awkward davies at December 27, 2014 12:29 AM (Z+Mqb)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 27, 2014 12:29 AM (20X6f)
Later, y'all.
Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2014 12:29 AM (h6Mpm)
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2014 12:19 AM (zt+N6)
While I was standing up, I did press it against my clothed butt for a quick second and wondered how anyone could stick a light bulb up there.
Knowing I wasn't about to discover an amazing new source of electricity, the SCIENCE stopped there.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 27, 2014 12:30 AM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Carol at December 27, 2014 12:27 AM (sj3Ax)
******
Truly sorry to hear this, Carol. I hope that things will get better.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 12:30 AM (OBxdH)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 26, 2014 11:49 PM (WHIPH)
Enjoy and have fun RK,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 12:30 AM (3Ag0f)
But I wouldn't trade it for anything.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 12:28 AM (w+fJL)Not even to become an Adrienne Barbeau-bot?
Posted by: Captain Murphy, Sealab at December 27, 2014 12:31 AM (/YkzI)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 27, 2014 12:31 AM (Y2eQR)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 27, 2014 12:31 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Good Dungeon Design-build and Daycare at December 27, 2014 12:32 AM (FGEvF)
I suppose I have a high tolerance for pain meds, although that's not how I'd describe it.
They just generally don't work for me as well as NSAIDS, and in fact
they can amp the pain after a few hours for me, which I know sounds
crazy. It's like once the buzz wears off, the pain is worse than it was
before I took it , so it's not worth it. (Of all the opiates, I do find
Percocet works better than naything else, including the infamous
HillBilly Heroin, which didn't impress me much with its pain killing
properties and makes me puke my innards up hours after I take it)
Are you hard to numb at the dentist office, too, by any chance? They
just automatically bust out the caulk-gun looking equipment for me now.
Was it you, OG Celt, who mentioned the Vicoprofen many moons ago?
My doc at the time said it wasn't in the formulary for my HMO, but
to take an Advil and a Vicodin for the same effect. It certainly did
work far better than the Vicodin alone, which doesn't help my pain at
all.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 12:29 AM (SmzxV)
I was always difficult to numb at the dentist, until I decided to just ride it out most of the time.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 12:33 AM (T1005)
Lord, there WAS a flurry of trades there, no? I try so hard to keep up, but by January, I'm all, fuck it, I"ll catch up the first week of April.
Sorry to see the Braves traded whatisname, with the pretty smile, Irvin Santana, maybe? They had several pitchers with the similar names, I can't keep track, but he was charming.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 12:33 AM (SmzxV)
Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2014 12:33 AM (zt+N6)
Endeavor to avoid total knee replacement.
Posted by: filbert at December 27, 2014 12:24 AM (h6Mpm)
This like a bazillion times
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 12:33 AM (3Ag0f)
Posted by: RWC at December 27, 2014 12:34 AM (WlUIO)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 27, 2014 12:34 AM (Y2eQR)
Yea you and your needle phobia!
I am phobic about the dentist in general, so I need to be numbed the fuck UP.
I'd prefer to be knocked the fuck OUT, frankly.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 12:35 AM (SmzxV)
Tuck that demon back into your trousers, y'alls.
Posted by: Fritz at December 27, 2014 12:36 AM (dVmLD)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 12:33 AM (T1005).That's what laughing gas is for.
Posted by: The Nitrous Hat at December 27, 2014 12:36 AM (/YkzI)
459: Pappilion is very good. Steve McQueen did very little that was bad. Dustin Hoffman was even tolerable in it.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 27, 2014 12:31 AM (20X6f)
I've never seen the movie, but I've read the book. I've heard that the movie was a good adaptation.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 12:36 AM (T1005)
Those are the kinds of movies I want to support.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 12:37 AM (SmzxV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2014 12:26 AM
Yeah, it is. It's really very good. Everything works pretty well. I think it might be McQueen's best performance, to boot.
Posted by: otho at December 27, 2014 12:38 AM (tBSrv)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 12:36 AM (T1005)
Movie is good. I read the book in 7th grade. An eye opener for a little parochial school kid
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 12:39 AM (3Ag0f)
I was always difficult to numb at the dentist, until I decided to just ride it out most of the time.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 12:33 AM (T1005).That's what laughing gas is for.
Posted by: The Nitrous Hat at December 27, 2014 12:36 AM (/YkzI)
I grew up in LA in the 60s. Laughing gas tastes like smog and doesn't do much for me.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 12:39 AM (T1005)
change it and throw the old light bulb out WITHOUT inserting it into my
ass.
You just reminded me, I once saw a politician go a full 20 minutes without sticking his head up his ass.
He lost the election.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 27, 2014 12:41 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 12:39 AM (T1005)
Did they give your N2O or NO2?
Posted by: The Nitrous Hat at December 27, 2014 12:41 AM (/YkzI)
I'd prefer to be knocked the fuck OUT, frankly.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 12:35 AM (SmzxV)
********
My dentist is only my dentist he groks the fact that I need time for numbing to work. I would rather be out, but awake and numb for real would be fine.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 12:41 AM (OBxdH)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 27, 2014 12:42 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 27, 2014 12:44 AM (Y2eQR)
I grew up in LA in the 60s. Laughing gas tastes like smog and doesn't do much for me.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 12:39 AM (T1005)
Did they give your N2O or NO2?
Posted by: The Nitrous Hat at December 27, 2014 12:41 AM (/YkzI)
They gave me the same stuff that worked on other people.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 12:44 AM (T1005)
piece of equipment goes down somewhere, I won't have anything
distracting me from Prometheus. The problem is my wee little mind is
wondering, thinking things like what I need to buy at the grocery story
tomorrow morning when I get off work.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 27, 2014 12:29 AM (20X6f)
Equipment tech?
Dentist gave me Vicoden and Percocet (two different visits) after oral surgery, I was very disappointed in both. I'd heard about how they send you off on a trip and no need to leave the house, but they did NOTHING for me. Squat. Not even a fuzzy feeling. Excedrin did a better job on the pain. So now I usually refuse pain meds when they are offered.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 27, 2014 12:45 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 27, 2014 12:46 AM (0kLcL)
Posted by: OG Celtic-American, SingleMaltScotchGender at December 27, 2014 12:47 AM (Y2eQR)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 27, 2014 12:42 AM (UVfht)
Wurd.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 27, 2014 12:47 AM (6fyGz)
Yep! I need Dr Dentist Sir to allow plenty o time to make sure I am properly numb.
If I am not drooling all over myself, I am not numb enough and I will bite the hell out of you before I even realize I'm doing it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 12:47 AM (SmzxV)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 12:36 AM
It was. Do see it. Around the time it came out, I was kinda disappointed with it as it left a lot out... but... over time I reckon now it's actually better than the book in many ways. There's a lot of punch in the movie that isn't delivered as well as the book and the abridged nature of the story actually works in it's favour... hard to explain.
Posted by: otho at December 27, 2014 12:47 AM (tBSrv)
Here is a song I was surprised wasn't mentioned earlier as appropriate mood music...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp-R8xCBU-8
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 27, 2014 12:47 AM (/YkzI)
No Heavy Petting: http://youtu.be/BV_7GMfUzDs
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 27, 2014 12:48 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 27, 2014 12:45 AM (6fyGz)
Everybody has different nerves and reactions. My husband takes so much morphine I fear he will never poo again, and barely gets pain relief. I've met people who actually get pain relief from tylenol. I can't imagine.
I take a little opioid for my neck, and it helps, but it doesn't so much get the pain as make me not care so much about it. I think it would take much more to really cure the pain itself.
I have a good pain doc, but not everyone does. He will try just about anything, which is great when you need relief.
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 27, 2014 12:48 AM (g+qqc)
Don't know if they work on pain, can't keep 'em down long enough to find out.
Ipecac is easier to get + does the same job.
/old age is gonna suck.
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 27, 2014 12:50 AM (rhjQp)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 27, 2014 12:31 AM (20X6f)
I never saw that movie, but I remember the Mad magazine parody. Apparently one of the prisoners was a counterfeiter, and he was called Lousi Engraveur.
Posted by: rickl at December 27, 2014 12:50 AM (sdi6R)
Opioids usually make me puke, too, so there's always compazine. Then you are really mellow.
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 27, 2014 12:51 AM (g+qqc)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 27, 2014 12:50 AM (rhjQp)
It ain't for wimps, that's for sure.
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 27, 2014 12:52 AM (g+qqc)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 27, 2014 12:52 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 27, 2014 12:52 AM (UVfht)
Well, I'm at work so unless the phone rings or a
piece of equipment goes down somewhere, I won't have anything
distracting me from Prometheus. The problem is my wee little mind is
wondering, thinking things like what I need to buy at the grocery story
tomorrow morning when I get off work.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 27, 2014 12:29 AM (20X6f)
Equipment tech?
Dentist
gave me Vicoden and Percocet (two different visits) after oral surgery,
I was very disappointed in both. I'd heard about how they send you off
on a trip and no need to leave the house, but they did NOTHING for me.
Squat. Not even a fuzzy feeling. Excedrin did a better job on the pain.
So now I usually refuse pain meds when they are offered.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 27, 2014 12:45 AM (6fyGz)
When I was growing up, everyone always talked about aspirin for headaches, aspirin for body-aches, aspirin for pain relief....but the only thing that worked for me was aspirin for breaking a fever -- it might as well have been spearmint certs for anything else.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 12:53 AM (T1005)
The caffeine in Excedrin helps the pain fighting properties.
I was in the hospital for something which escapes me at the moment, but I remember they gave me an actual shot of caffeine and it really helped. I had a bad headache and it stopped it cold.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 12:53 AM (SmzxV)
I've never seen the movie, but I've read the book. I've heard that the movie was a good adaptation.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 12:36 AM
It was. Do see it. Around the time it came out, I was kinda
disappointed with it as it left a lot out... but... over time I reckon
now it's actually better than the book in many ways. There's a lot of
punch in the movie that isn't delivered as well as the book and the
abridged nature of the story actually works in it's favour... hard to
explain.
Posted by: otho at December 27, 2014 12:47 AM (tBSrv)
I have to say that it has caused me much amusement over the years when someone has said, "I have to have a plan."
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 12:55 AM (T1005)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 27, 2014 12:55 AM (rhjQp)
If I am not drooling all over myself, I am not numb enough and I will bite the hell out of you before I even realize I'm doing it.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 12:47 AM (SmzxV)
*********
Mine knows from experience. I do Not. Have that reflex, and for that they are probably truly thankful. Shoot me up, wait 20, and I am good.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 27, 2014 12:55 AM (o/3Hk)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 27, 2014 12:56 AM (0kLcL)
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 27, 2014 12:51 AM (g+qqc)
I love opioids.,screw legalizing grass legalize them
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 12:57 AM (cAlVr)
WORD. I have never gotten the slightest bit of relief from Tylenol, ever. Not the stuff with codeine in it, even.
Mind you, I took a Tylenol PM one time and with God as my witness I was groggy for three days afterwards. Didn't help me sleep, but neither could I wake completely up.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 12:59 AM (SmzxV)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 27, 2014 12:59 AM (20X6f)
Like I said, long term, that's going to be a real problem.
I read a study recently where redheads have a much higher tolerance to pain meds. My anecdotal experience backs up exactly what was described.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at December 27, 2014 12:14 AM
I understand, individuals tolerances vary greatly. Most pain meds do not much for me either after a few days. It's not a good trait to have, often leads some to addictions.
And it's the same w/ alcohol, a higher tolerance might be thought to be a good thing, but it easier leads to alcoholism.
Putting that aside, glad to hear you all were OK in the accident. Traveling around Phoenix I've narrowly avoided a couple this holiday. Be well BC.
Posted by: Farmer at December 27, 2014 01:00 AM (S7Jz2)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 27, 2014 01:01 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 27, 2014 01:01 AM (t//F+)
Did I mention I hate being nauseated?
That was by far the worst thing about the vestibular neuritis. I didn't mind not being able to walk, but JHC, the constant nausea about drove me out of my mind.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 01:02 AM (SmzxV)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 01:02 AM (SmzxV)
Would rather break teeth, gritting them in pain, than puke.....
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 27, 2014 01:05 AM (rhjQp)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 27, 2014 01:06 AM (20X6f)
With ya on hating nausea, Tammy! (I was always that kid on long trips, leaning out the window, lol)
Would rather break teeth, gritting them in pain, than puke.....
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 27, 2014 01:05 AM (rhjQp)
I'm right there. I'd rather have a dentist prep for a crown without anesthesia (which I've done) than have a "stomach flu".
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 01:07 AM (T1005)
Between the puking and the constipation, they can keep those damned opiates.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 01:08 AM (SmzxV)
An old florescent light bulb burned out. I was able to successfully change it and throw the old light bulb out WITHOUT inserting it into my ass.
Life is just easier when you have impulse control.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 27, 2014 12:15 AM
LMAO, thanks for the chuckles. Good impulse control. Now if the Obama voters had the same.
Posted by: Farmer at December 27, 2014 01:09 AM (S7Jz2)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 27, 2014 01:09 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: Captain Murphy, Sealab at December 27, 2014 12:31 AM (/YkzI)
There's an eclectic call-back.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 27, 2014 01:10 AM (+4uXG)
If I am nauseated too long, it makes me cry. And I am NOT a cryer as a rule.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 01:10 AM (SmzxV)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 01:10 AM (SmzxV)
Between the puking and the constipation, they can keep those damned opiates.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 01:08 AM (SmzxV)
As my least favorite doc would say, everyone heals differently.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 01:11 AM (cAlVr)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 27, 2014 01:11 AM (rhjQp)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 27, 2014 01:13 AM (cAlVr)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 27, 2014 01:13 AM (rhjQp)
Do try and follow Stateless Infidels' fine example of resisting the urge to shove light bulbs up in places they weren't designed for.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at December 27, 2014 01:15 AM (SmzxV)
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 27, 2014 01:15 AM (ucDmr)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 27, 2014 01:17 AM (3jmxp)
Yep. I know several people who *swear* their "pain" is just terrible. Months and months after whatever. Addicts.
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 27, 2014 01:21 AM (rhjQp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2014 01:33 AM (EvYMx)
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 27, 2014 01:17 AM (3jmxp)
The pressure is put on doctors and hospitals to do whatever possible to get rid of the pain. When I was in a medical hold unit we saw a lot of this. Soldiers had injuries that meant they would never be completely free of pain, but doctors were pushed to prescribe stronger and stronger drugs. Those drugs were easier than physical therapy exercises and weight loss that they were told was necessary.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at December 27, 2014 01:34 AM (CwyAm)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 27, 2014 01:34 AM (rhjQp)
Posted by: .87c at December 27, 2014 01:40 AM (JJKds)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 27, 2014 01:21 AM (rhjQp)
Sure that happens, there are many abusers out there. Also many w/ chronic conditions that need to find something that can help them function day to day.
I had congenital hip dysplasia that was never diagnosed and by age 50 left me crippled, and the pain meds never helped much. If it wasn't for 2 recent surgeries I'd be incapacitated. But still have sciatica, it'll never be normal.
I take mild stuff to cope, but sometimes need something stronger to keep on working. Not everyone is malingering.
543 Everybody, goodnight. Will have more news on my condition tomorrow.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 27, 2014 01:33 AM
Hope all is better and it's treatable, best of luck.
Posted by: Farmer at December 27, 2014 01:49 AM (S7Jz2)
Further update on the CNC -- the original workpiece is Yellowheart. I've
now pressed blue polymer clay into part of the design with the back of a
chisel, and it's in the oven. When it comes out, I'll press gold
polymer clay into the other part and oven it again. Tomorrow, I'll sand
it smooth with 220 grit, then go for final surface with 320.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 26, 2014 11:44 PM (T1005)
And the gold is in the oven. I had been concerned that the polymer clay might have shrinkage while baking or might not sand flat, but it seems to be behaving.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 01:53 AM (T1005)
The pressure on doctors to relieve pain is part of it but in the private sector it's more about making money and path of least resistance. More and more pain clinics are opening and they are no different than drug dealers by keeping the customers hooked. Many of the clinics have their hand in ancillary medical services , ie ; drug testing, diagnostic testing, durable medical equipment. Some drugs that were developed for end stage cancer pain has been now prescribed for 'chronic' ortho injuries. It's out of control.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 27, 2014 01:54 AM (3jmxp)
In their starched white shirts
You will find the bigger piggies
Stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts to play around in.
In their sties with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around
In their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a damn good whacking.
Posted by: Ken Starr at December 27, 2014 01:56 AM (e8kgV)
1. make a half-assed and rushed prequal of classic movie Alien.
2. ?
3. profit!!
underwhelming flick.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 27, 2014 01:57 AM (20X6f)
Posted by: cthulhu at December 27, 2014 01:53 AM
Hope that works out for you, best of luck. I'm off to bed, that flight tomorrow is early. Maybe I can finally sleep. Hope this ONT doesn't give me nightmares, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Farmer at December 27, 2014 01:57 AM (S7Jz2)
The ones I'm referring to, are playing their dr's for pills (even sometimes joke about it or sell their 'extras').
But in *certain company* they're all...."omg, the pain, the pain, omg"
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 27, 2014 01:59 AM (rhjQp)
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear.
You don't sound different,
I've learnt the game.
I'm looking through you,
You're not the same.
Posted by: Bradley Manning at December 27, 2014 02:00 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at December 27, 2014 02:02 AM (sMSbR)
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at December 27, 2014 02:03 AM (rhjQp)
Posted by: puddleglum@work at December 27, 2014 02:04 AM (20X6f)
A strand of silver hanging through the sky
Touching more than you see
The voice of ages in your mind
Is aching with the dead of the night
Precious life (your tears are lost in falling rain)
And if you hear me talking on the wind
You've got to understand
We must remain
Perfect Strangers
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 27, 2014 02:07 AM (UVfht)
Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2014 03:49 AM (K4YiS)
I used to think I had a fair grasp of abstract concepts...until I read about Schrodinger's Cat....I can't even make stuff like that up.
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