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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | #SalonTroll: The Story of Jesus' Conception is a Rape Narrative, You KnowWe've reached Peak Salon. I once again invite people to stop Feeding the Trolls -- stop linking these obvious troll-bait stories, for crying out loud! Quote them a little, yes. Comment on them, sure. Attribute the source, naturally. But we really have to stop rewarding them for deliberate, sneering stupidity. Anyway, read all about it at Hot Air. You may wonder why feminists never stop writing about rape. The answer is simple: Minus rape, feminism stands exposed as a trivial lists of complaints -- women not "empowered" enough in TV shows, Liz Lemon selling out the sisterhood on 30 Rock, Negative Body Image You Guys in the media, etc. Minus rape, feminism is rather too obviously a list of trivial complaints by comfortable yet hysterical semi-affluent white women. So they always are struggling to bring rape up as a topic, because it's obviously more serious than the six millionth whine that Men Expect Too Much Regarding Make-Up and Beauty Myth You Guys. And that's it. It's the "serious" veneer slapped upon a very silly and trivial channeling of personal anxieties and hysterias into an alleged "politics."Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Rape: The love that dare not speak it's name.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 04:41 PM (rwI+c) 2
Just don't make me listen to the rapey lyrics of Baby It's Cold Outside again.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 04:42 PM (8ZskC) 3
So long Salon!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 22, 2014 04:42 PM (08Znv) 4
Event Planners Hardest Hit.
Posted by: The Number Six Dance Gazette at December 22, 2014 04:43 PM (8ZskC) 5
But hey, without RAPE (Z0MG, you guys!), we wouldn't have an excuse to advocate the abolition of the presumption of innocence, due process, and rules of evidence.
Posted by: Farmer Joe at December 22, 2014 04:43 PM (Ztfnl) Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 04:44 PM (MMC8r) 7
But, was it rape rape?
Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2014 04:44 PM (8ikIW) 8
One would hope that people who want to write about Christianity would first learn something *about* Christianity but this seems to be asking too much.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 04:44 PM (rwI+c) 9
DIV Rape? Divinity in Vagina?
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2014 04:44 PM (zt+N6) 10
Rape me. For God's sake, won't somebody rape me!!!!!
Posted by: Modern Feminism at December 22, 2014 04:45 PM (8ZskC) 11
Women being underpaid as compared to men and underrepresented in government, CEO's etc. are also just trivial little things? As usual, Ace and the ultra-cons just don't get it.
Posted by: Realism at December 22, 2014 04:45 PM (ibvmu) 12
Women being underpaid as compared to men and underrepresented in government, CEO's etc. are also just trivial little things?
Not so much trivial as false. Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 04:45 PM (rwI+c) 13
Situation: Jumped
Posted by: Shark at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (XzRw1) 14
These are people who wish Mary had fell off the donkey
Posted by: Bigby's Press-On Fingernails at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (3ZtZW) 15
Women being underpaid as compared to men and underrepresented in government, CEO's etc. are also just trivial little things?
Meh. It's the price of equal access to a decent sammich. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (8ZskC) 16
...well.... now we know where rapeseed comes from.... Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (NaV4z) 17
Wow, Salon is a few days early with their annual Let's Shit On Christmas article. Usually they post this garbage on Christmas Day after everyone has opened presents!
Posted by: Hamilton at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (a3+wd) 18
You may wonder why feminists never stop writing about rape.
The answer is simple: They secretly whish it would happen to them. Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (CAapk) 19
12 Women being underpaid as compared to men and underrepresented in government, CEO's etc. are also just trivial little things? Not so much trivial as false. Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 04:45 PM (rwI+c) Except in Obama's White House, where he does pay women less than men. Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (zt+N6) 20
Interesting, since it also says Mary was still a virgin.
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (MMC8r) 21
You may wonder why feminists never stop writing about rape.
The answer is simple: They secretly wish it would happen to them. Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (CAapk) 22
I'll give a shit what Salon writes when they do a click bait hysteria piece about Mohammed being a child rapist.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (nL0sw) 23
I saw that earlier. All I could do was shake my head at the sheer stupidity of that idiotic woman's screed. I mean, seriously?
Posted by: Old Blue at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (vVSOO) 24
I was once underpaid..., at a hospital in Chicago.
Posted by: The Moocher at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (U93Mr) 25
False, distorted, boob bait for provincial yokels whatevers.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 04:47 PM (rwI+c) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 04:47 PM (LA7Cm) Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2014 04:47 PM (8ikIW) 28
Also...POTTY PARITY!!!! #PATRIARCHY
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 04:47 PM (MMC8r) 29
And I might give two shits if they publish it during Ramadan.
Posted by: Country Singer at December 22, 2014 04:47 PM (nL0sw) 30
But strangely Salon never talks about Muhammad being a child rapist
Posted by: @votermom at December 22, 2014 04:47 PM (F3WJL) Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 04:47 PM (CAapk) 32
Love how they have to reinterpret the bible to tie rape to Christianity while a certain religion of peace actively encourages rape *today* of its own adherents as well as supporting rape as a weapon against infidel.
And what about Aisha or whatever you-know-who's 9 year old bride? Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 04:47 PM (ABcz/) 33
One out of three women are raped at the grocery store every week!
Every. Week. Deal with that Science, misogynists. Posted by: WarOnWomenz! at December 22, 2014 04:48 PM (ZPrif) 34
Posted by: Realism at December 22, 2014 04:45 PM (ibvmu)
Don't take the cork off your fork, Ruprecht. Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 04:48 PM (MMC8r) Posted by: AIEEEEEEE-sha at December 22, 2014 04:49 PM (8ZskC) 36
Studies show that in general women in managerial positions are better paid than men.
And just because there is under-representation of any given demographic group in any subpopulation doesn't necessarily mean that is it due to the oppression of The Man. There are other factors at work. Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 22, 2014 04:49 PM (/Ho8c) 37
I'm still annoyed that I read that and thus caused an entire hemisphere in my brain to commit suicide.
My take on this? Western "feminists" bring up rape in an attempt to insulate themselves from the valid complaints that their concerns are trivial when non-Western women are caught in an actual war on actual women. Work life balance is bullshit when compared to being shot in the head for the audacity of going to school. But rape? Rape is terrible and serious and thus Western "feminists" are too concerned with important matters! Then there's my internet psychologist degree diagnosing the rape culture hysteria (in the Victorian usage of the term hysteria) as the Gen X third wave feminist response to the cognitive dissonance caused by attempting to understand second wave feminism's response to Bill Clinton. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at December 22, 2014 04:49 PM (mf5HN) 38
One out of three women are raped at the grocery store every week!
Every. Week. Deal with that Science, misogynists. Posted by: WarOnWomenz! In the produce aisle. Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 04:49 PM (CAapk) Posted by: Obama at December 22, 2014 04:49 PM (XzRw1) 40
Going to repeat this b/c topical: I would like Google to recognise Near Eastern Orthodox Christianity in the 24-25 December Doodle. Featuring the Arabic nun for nasara.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 22, 2014 04:49 PM (z/HLo) 41
Strangely enough I've never found an interest in reading any of their garbage.
Does this make me normal or... Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something involving rope and a tree at December 22, 2014 04:50 PM (baiNQ) 42
Women being underpaid as compared to men and underrepresented in government, CEO's etc. are also just trivial little things? As usual, Ace and the ultra-cons just don't get it.
Posted by: Realism at December 22, 2014 04:45 PM (ibvmu) ----- Ummmm ...... please direct your preference for "patriarchy sux" topics to Salon..... who chose to write about this topic rather than the ones you wish to focus on. Or.... do you need a trigger warning first??? Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 04:50 PM (NaV4z) 43
Dykes write about rape, because they don't get laid. They blame that on "the man" and they go after the beards.
Simply put, Lesbos are lesbos because no MAN gave them a good fucking. It's our fault, fat girls just don't get good sex. Have a nice day. Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2014 04:50 PM (0FSuD) 44
Proof positive that she has entirely too much time on her hands. If she would have been in the kitchen making me a sammich she wouldn't have had the time to put her idiocy on display for the entire world to witness.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 22, 2014 04:50 PM (vVSOO) 45
The WORST part of the story of the Holy Family (to Salon and their fellow ignorant progtards) isn't that Mary was "supposedly raped".
It's that Mary willingly accepted the will of God to be the Mother of Christ. We can't have women willingly subject themselves to powerful (traditionally male) Divine Powers now, can we? So, throw some mud at the story, even if it's blatantly false. Progtards have only one tactic. And it always involves lies. Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 22, 2014 04:50 PM (wtvvX) 46
Hysterical? Isn't that microaggression talk?
Posted by: ejo at December 22, 2014 04:50 PM (rsGj7) 47
IIRC, scantily clad women are like "uncovered meat" that can be raped is mentioned in the New Testament.
Read that on Wikipedia (?) so it must be true! Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 04:50 PM (ABcz/) 48
Female CEO's are paid less than the minimum wage in America.
Average female CEO makes less than two dollars a day! A day! Yet you sit back with your smug testicles and laugh. Let's see you try to run a billion dollar company on $2 a day -- and with no testicles! Not so easy. Posted by: WarOnWomenz! at December 22, 2014 04:50 PM (ZPrif) 49
One out of three women are raped at the grocery store every week!
Every. Week. Deal with that Science, misogynists. Posted by: WarOnWomenz! So, is it the same 1 of 3, or does that rotate every week? Cuz...there's lots of weeks... Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 22, 2014 04:50 PM (/Ho8c) 50
I'd put some ice on that lip.
Posted by: Good ole Bill Clinton, feminst hero and rapist. at December 22, 2014 04:51 PM (0FSuD) 51
Dykes write about rape, because they don't get laid.
Rape is a threat to us all. I think about it constantly. Always. I can't get it out of my mind. Posted by: Andrea Dworkin at December 22, 2014 04:51 PM (8ZskC) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2014 04:51 PM (CMkNk) 53
Let's see you try to run a billion dollar company on $2 a day -- and with no testicles! Not so easy. Posted by: WarOnWomenz! lmfao Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 22, 2014 04:51 PM (/Ho8c) 54
Rape is not a joking manner and it's that reason that I find it really weird that a rape fantasy has been listed as one of the top sexual fantasies of women.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 04:51 PM (3jmxp) 55
For less than two dollars a day, you can help a struggling woman CEO.
Posted by: Sally Struthers at December 22, 2014 04:51 PM (rwI+c) 56
They're really not opposed to anything other than Western Civilization.
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 04:52 PM (MMC8r) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2014 04:52 PM (TIIx5) 58
Interesting how they used to talk about women being hysterical, back in the 1800s. The feminists said it wasn't true. Yet they prove it every day.
I had another subversive thought. The reason the Yazhidi women were raped and sold in slavery is because their men weren't strong enough to protect them. (And I realize they were probably denied guns but still). Historically, women are protected against rape by their menfolk. Maybe it's time to end their war on men. Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 22, 2014 04:52 PM (Lqy/e) 59
About time we had some more rape around this place.
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2014 04:52 PM (2UkNi) 60
It's that Mary willingly accepted the will of God to be the Mother of Christ.
Rape of the willing is still RAPE! Posted by: Hysterical Feminist. at December 22, 2014 04:52 PM (0NdlF) 61
Does anyone know what website has pictures of President Obama's vacation? Brattleboro would like to have them for our annual Winter Holiday Celebration scheduled for 25 Decemeber. Thank You and my President Obama have a healthy and prosporus year.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien of Brattleboro, VT and Proud of it !!!! at December 22, 2014 04:52 PM (Sd++4) 62
56 They're really not opposed to anything other than Western Civilization.
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 04:52 PM (MMC8r) Take out the word "Western" and you have it. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2014 04:53 PM (CMkNk) 63
Rape is Feminism's slavery.
Posted by: JackT at December 22, 2014 04:53 PM (kc1ED) 64
They're foolish people over there at Salon. Hey, girls and boys- You don't say the words of the Magnificat (Look it up Salon fools) about being raped.
Peace be with them. They need it Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2014 04:53 PM (Dj3AB) 65
61 prosporus year.
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien of Brattleboro, VT and Proud of it !!!! at December 22, 2014 04:52 PM (Sd++4) Prosporus ain't just a river in Turkey. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2014 04:53 PM (CMkNk) 66
I'm still kinda fuzzy on the actual details but I'm pretty sure Bill Cosby raped me .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 22, 2014 04:53 PM (HkkyM) Posted by: Applicant at December 22, 2014 04:53 PM (8ZskC) 68
Feminists don't have to worry about the whole Nativity thing. They are all going to Hell anyway. That's why they live it out here on Earth, now.
Posted by: Roy at December 22, 2014 04:54 PM (fWLrt) 69
Proof positive that she has entirely too much time on her hands. If she would have been in the kitchen making me a sammich she wouldn't have had the time to put her idiocy on display for the entire world to witness.
That, or dodging boolits for going to skool, or avoiding the clitorectomy knives.... Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 04:54 PM (CAapk) 70
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 22, 2014 04:52 PM (Lqy/e)
Or...it's too late, and the trivialization of rape will continue apace, so that eventually it will be considered just another sometimes-violent crime, but usually without the use of weapons, so many real rapists will get probation or suspended sentences for their first offenses. Thanks, feminism! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2014 04:54 PM (Zu3d9) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2014 04:54 PM (CMkNk) 72
....... and I'm a dude ....
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 22, 2014 04:54 PM (HkkyM) 73
Officer! I've been micro-aggressed!!!
Posted by: Valerie Tarrico at December 22, 2014 04:55 PM (8ZskC) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2014 04:55 PM (CMkNk) Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 04:55 PM (NaV4z) 76
now would be a good time to make the mockery mainstream. so do it.
Yar, I wonder if the first and second waves of feminism were all about the rape too...or maybe it's that the 3rd wave have nothing left to fight for but arm pit hair. So, they have to make up a glorious struggle. Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (vztQz) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (8ZskC) 78
I'm still kinda fuzzy on the actual details but I'm pretty sure Bill Cosby raped me .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 22, 2014 04:53 PM (HkkyM) No doubt it involved some Coke, some smiles, and a Jello Pudding Pop or two. Posted by: Country Singer at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (nL0sw) 79
At the Feminist Cafe, today we have a breakfast special - Rape, Rape Rape, Rape, Eggs and Rape.
Posted by: Python in my Pants at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (fWLrt) 80
@20 Interesting, since it also says Mary was still a virgin.
-------------------- And that she was so excited about her upcoming pregnancy that she praised God at length when she was given the news. But, you know, details... Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (UWFpX) 81
Let's see you try to run a billion dollar company on $2 a day -- and with no testicles! Not so easy.
Posted by: WarOnWomenz! So, if I'm hearing you correctly, sugartits, you're admitting balls have everything to do with running a successful company, correct? Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (CAapk) 82
No mention of Mohammed's 9-year-old bride?
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (vgIRn) 83
Their stupidity will finally run it's pointless course. People are getting tired of their silly bullshit. They look like the idiots they are. Keep talking imbeciles.
Posted by: maddogg at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (xWW96) 84
Rape me. For God's sake, won't somebody rape me!!!!!Posted by: Modern Feminism at December 22, 2014 04:45 PM (8ZskC)Me too.
Posted by: Nirvana at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (lIU4e) 85
Women being underpaid as compared to men and underrepresented in government, CEO's etc. are also just trivial little things? As usual, Ace and the ultra-cons just don't get it.
Preach it! Why aren't all men making sure strong independent women get their due, huh? Posted by: Super Realist at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (0NdlF) 86
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2014 04:50 PM (0FSuD)
Allow me to say go fuck yourself before ATC or someone else has the opportunity. I have a Christmas wish. For you to be gone till at least the new year. Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (zt+N6) 87
How can a woman be expected to be the CEO of a company when she's getting raped all the time? And, as for women being paid less, what, are we supposed to pay them for the rape-time?
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 04:57 PM (MMC8r) 88
Never go Full Retard...
Posted by: prescient11 at December 22, 2014 04:57 PM (q5APL) 89
Feminists are just women who are mad at the world for being born female.
Posted by: flmomof4 at December 22, 2014 04:57 PM (nSjrf) 90
I kinda like watching the news over holidays, cause it's always the ambitious B-teamers.
Read an article once on how to break into the talking head biz -- #1 rule was volunteer to work holidays and weekends. If you are lucky, something horrible happens and everybody turns to the news and you are the only in studio willing to work Thanksgiving and, boom, you make a name for yourself. Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 22, 2014 04:57 PM (ZPrif) 91
Hmmm, I think "microaggression" would make a good penis tattoo.
Posted by: no good deed at December 22, 2014 04:57 PM (w3a0Z) 92
I read a statistic that men are a little more than half of all sexual assaults in America even though they are something like 95% of perpetrators.
I didn't believe it either, at first, until they said that it included prisons. Then it made sense. But it is certainly true (and the US military has the stats to prove it) that more than half of all victims of sexual assault in the military are male. Posted by: AmishDude at December 22, 2014 04:57 PM (jyWrx) 93
Remember the good old days before the internet when nobody would ever hear about these fucking lunatics?
Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2014 04:57 PM (S0A/C) Posted by: Super Realist at December 22, 2014 04:57 PM (0NdlF) 95
There's still no serious incentive for feminists to knock off their bullshit. Look at Europe. It'll take societal collapse for them to admit they got anything wrong.
Feminists are patriarchy's parasites. Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2014 04:57 PM (2mhB+) Posted by: David Caruso at December 22, 2014 04:58 PM (TIIx5) 97
Women being underpaid as compared to men and underrepresented in government, CEO's etc. are also just trivial little things?
Maybe Democrats should stop targeting female Republicans for defeat, then. Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 04:58 PM (MMC8r) 98
At the Feminist Cafe, today we have a breakfast special - Rape, Rape Rape, Rape, Eggs and Rape.
Scrambled? Internal or external? Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 04:58 PM (CAapk) 99
Rape - helping feminists get laid since the 1920s.
Posted by: Roy at December 22, 2014 04:58 PM (fWLrt) 100
82 No mention of Mohammed's 9-year-old bride?
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (vgIRn) Time was different back then. I mean, Methusaleh couldn't have been 900-some years old. So 9 years old is really closer to 7. But in goat years, 9 is legal. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2014 04:58 PM (CMkNk) 101
One out of three women are raped at the grocery store every week!
---------- You aren't coming here for the produce, are you... Posted by: The Cucumbers at December 22, 2014 04:58 PM (U93Mr) 102
If ALL PIV is rape, what about fists?
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2014 04:58 PM (AB/j8) 103
The notion that G-d impregnated Mary by intercourse is a mainstay of Islamic polemic. It's the straw man they hold up against Christians to "prove" that the Christians are pagans like the older Greeks.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 22, 2014 04:58 PM (z/HLo) 104
"Deliberate sneering stupidity"-Good way to describe it, Ace.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 22, 2014 04:58 PM (Dj3AB) 105
Valerie Tarico is a psychologist and writer in Seattle, Washington. She completed her Ph.D. in Counseling Psychology from the University of Iowa and postdoctoral studies at the University of Washington. Valerie is the author of Trusting Doubt: A Former Evangelical Looks at Old Beliefs. She currently writes for the Alternet, and occasionally for Huffington Post and Truthout. Her articles are popular at Salon.com, ExChristian.net and IEET.org. What a drag if she's between you and the onion dip at the office Christmas party. Might have to make some idle chitchat, that will snowball into one of her rants that you'll desperately try to escape. Probably by gnawing off your own leg. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 22, 2014 04:59 PM (kdS6q) 106
What do we want?
Equal pay for equal work, plus our own organizations. And someone to listen to us when we bitch. And more cabinets in the kitchen dammit. And a nice gift under the tree...and.... When do we want it. ALL THE TIME..unless we don't Posted by: Bruce at December 22, 2014 04:59 PM (8ikIW) 107
93 Remember the good old days before the internet when nobody would ever hear about these fucking lunatics?
Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2014 04:57 PM (S0A/C) The flip side is that we totally exposed the MFM. But your point is taken. Without the internet, MSNBC would have an audience of about 10 people, mostly the stage hands. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2014 04:59 PM (CMkNk) 108
Female models get compensated 10x more than male models.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 04:59 PM (3jmxp) 109
This is WAY OT and may already have been covered but, if not, here is a link to a robot stripper:
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2r-sVyR7mk" Posted by: rabidfox at December 22, 2014 05:00 PM (COIkl) 110
The story of a woman being impregnated by a Deity is pretty common in religious mytholigy. What makes Jesus' story unique is Joseph's loving acceptance of him.
Posted by: @votermom at December 22, 2014 05:00 PM (gqnWk) 111
Is the Swan, gone?
Posted by: Leda at December 22, 2014 05:00 PM (AB/j8) 112
My wallet was raped at Whole Foods today.
Posted by: NCKate at December 22, 2014 05:01 PM (C9K75) Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:01 PM (MMC8r) 114
Hmmm, I think "microaggression" would make a good penis tattoo.
Go big or go home. Macroaggression all the way! Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:01 PM (0NdlF) 115
At the Feminist Cafe, today we have a breakfast special - Rape, Rape Rape, Rape, Eggs and Rape.
Posted by: Python in my Pants at December 22, 2014 04:56 PM (fWLrt) ----- Flip the menu over.... there's: Rape over easy. Rape Benedict 1/2 of a Rapefruit Toast with Rape jelly ... and a big bowl of Rape Nuts Cereal... Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 05:01 PM (NaV4z) 116
110 The story of a woman being impregnated by a Deity is pretty common in religious mytholigy. What makes Jesus' story unique is Joseph's loving acceptance of him. Posted by: @votermom at December 22, 2014 05:00 PM (gqnWk) Even allowing him to take his last name. Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2014 05:01 PM (zt+N6) 117
You can't spell rape without pear.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 22, 2014 05:01 PM (joj8k) Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2014 05:02 PM (hgEPl) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 05:02 PM (8ZskC) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2014 05:02 PM (Zu3d9) 121
I saw Good Penis Tattoo open for King Missile at the San Luis Obispo County Fair back in '06. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2014 05:02 PM (TIIx5) 122
I'm still amazed that Jesus could be born on Christmas Day. What are the odds of that?
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 05:02 PM (rwI+c) 123
Every one knows that Miriam was raped by a Roman soldier named Parthenios
Posted by: Pharisees & Saducees at December 22, 2014 05:03 PM (nbGZj) 124
Skinny mirrors are a form of switch rape.
Posted by: Elaine Benis at December 22, 2014 05:03 PM (AB/j8) 125
Dish is apparently in a contract dispute with Fox and cancelled FoxNews and replaced it, for now, with The Blaze.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 22, 2014 05:03 PM (ZPrif) Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 05:03 PM (CAapk) 127
It's best for men to deny women their essence - then there is no rape -- or even rape-rape. Purity of essence and the fluoridation of water are topics that Salon should focus upon.
Posted by: Jack Ripper at December 22, 2014 05:03 PM (zxQ4h) 128
I'm still amazed that Jesus could be born on Christmas Day. What are the odds of that?
1 / 365 ~= 0.3% Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:03 PM (0NdlF) 129
119 Even allowing him to take his last name. Christ? O'Nazareth? What? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 05:02 PM (8ZskC Christ. Silly stupid joke, I know. Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2014 05:04 PM (zt+N6) 130
I am beginning to view women's issues, black issues, peleostinian issues, and gay issues in the same light. I don't give a fcuk.
Posted by: Erowmero at December 22, 2014 05:04 PM (go5uR) 131
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 22, 2014 05:03 PM (ZPrif)
I imagine he would never admit it, but that Beck is chuckling to himself a little bit. Posted by: Country Singer at December 22, 2014 05:04 PM (nL0sw) 132
The Twelve Days of Christmas is really a song celebrating rape. Especially the part about "A partridge in a pear tree", mmm-kay?
Posted by: Feminist Salon Writer at December 22, 2014 05:04 PM (t72+4) Posted by: University of California Menu Association at December 22, 2014 05:04 PM (vgIRn) 134
(noun) - Salon, from the French word salon (a living room or parlor), means a conversational gathering. Usually this is a select group of intellectuals, artists and politicians who meet in the private residence of a socially influential (and often wealthy) person. eh? Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Joyfully doing Christmas stuff at December 22, 2014 05:04 PM (IXrOn) 135
Ejaculations: 7.5
Posted by: Glenn Beck at December 22, 2014 05:05 PM (rwI+c) 136
"Valerie Tarico @ValerieTarico · Nov 13
not having to worry that my daughters are going to get pregnant before they graduate college. Thanks Mirena! #ThxBirthControl" ----------------- Unspoken: "Because they are really into sex with any guy that comes along." Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2014 05:05 PM (U93Mr) 137
Hmmm, I think "microaggression" would make a good penis tattoo. If you rub it, it turns into a cyclorama. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2014 05:05 PM (TIIx5) 138
I always love the timing of these stories - they always run their "God is dead" or "Jesus was actually a Lefty SJW and here's why" stories the week of Christmas or Easter.
So of course, Mary was raped is appropriate for Dec 22. A$$holes. Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 05:05 PM (ABcz/) 139
Ha-ha, very funny. You know, joking about rape is no different from actually committing rape. In fact, it's even worse. Studies have shown that every rape joke leads to, at a minimum, 12 actual rapes. Per week.
Who's laughing now? Posted by: WarOnWomenz! at December 22, 2014 05:05 PM (ZPrif) Posted by: Elaine Benis at December 22, 2014 05:06 PM (AB/j8) 141
" I'm still amazed that Jesus could be born on Christmas Day. What are the odds of that?"
Ummm..... Nevermind. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 05:06 PM (LA7Cm) 142
One out of three women are raped at the grocery store every week! Every. Week. Deal with that Science, misogynists.
Posted by: WarOnWomenz! at December 22, 2014 04:48 PM (ZPrif) --------------------------------------- Cucumbers and zukini (sp). The vegetables that just scream rape.Women are forced to buy them. Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 05:06 PM (YoYH/) Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Joyfully doing Christmas stuff at December 22, 2014 05:06 PM (IXrOn) 144
If you rub it, it turns into a cyclorama.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2014 05:05 PM (TIIx5) ---- .... and all shriveled up it reads M-I-C-R-O-N Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 05:06 PM (NaV4z) 145
11 Women being underpaid as compared to men and underrepresented in government, CEO's etc. are also just trivial little things? As usual, Ace and the ultra-cons just don't get it.
Posted by: Realism at December 22, 2014 04:45 PM (ibvmu) More unquestioned BS. Women, on average, work fewer hours, spend fewer years in their professions, go home earlier, take more time off from work. I know because I've worked at jobs where I had to work more hours, and harder, because the moms needed to deal with their kids. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 22, 2014 05:07 PM (2pq7O) Posted by: Crook Necked Squash at December 22, 2014 05:07 PM (AB/j8) 147
I am Groot
Posted by: Groot at December 22, 2014 05:07 PM (rwI+c) 148
Everyone knows that pro wrasslin depends on a good bad guy and good good guy, otherwise it's not very entertaining. These assholes need to create a good bad guy so that they can work against it, to create the drama and storyline that allows for fundraising and winning elections. That people get destroyed, has that ever mattered to deranged progressives? Never. Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller at December 22, 2014 05:07 PM (jzdfJ) Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 05:07 PM (3jmxp) 150
>>The Twelve Days of Christmas is really a song celebrating rape. Especially the part about "A partridge in a pear tree", mmm-kay?
Lords a leaping---> Raping Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 05:07 PM (ABcz/) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 05:07 PM (LA7Cm) 152
Santa coming down the chimney? Rape.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Joyfully doing Christmas stuff at December 22, 2014 05:06 PM (IXrOn) Piker. Posted by: Peter North at December 22, 2014 05:08 PM (vgIRn) 153
142 One out of three women are raped at the grocery store every week!
They need dolphin free tuna only Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 22, 2014 05:08 PM (MaUQj) Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 22, 2014 05:08 PM (fWEL6) 155
Don't know what to say about this tweet from her:
"Valerie Tarico @ValerieTarico · Nov 6 Sustain Between the Sheets! Father-daughter team launch beautiful eco-friendly condom company http://wp.me/p15FwO-ET @ValerieTarico" ---------------- Sounds like a Lena Dunham story. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2014 05:08 PM (U93Mr) Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2014 05:08 PM (hgEPl) 157
So then... by their narrative...
Jesus, being the child of rape, should have been aborted so He would not be a burden to his single Mother? Posted by: Big Bad Wolfy at December 22, 2014 05:08 PM (qh617) 158
14 These are people who wish Mary had fell off the donkey
Posted by: Bigby's Press-On Fingernails at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (3ZtZW) Feminists are just pissed off because Mary didn't abort the baby Jesus. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 22, 2014 05:08 PM (2pq7O) 159
If you rub it, it turns into a cyclorama.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur If Kate Upton would rub it, it would turn glass cutter. Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 05:08 PM (CAapk) 160
And because it's Christmas - "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is again nominated as the Official Christmas Song of Rape.
http://tinyurl.com/ktsfrjs But apparently the YouTube commenters beat me to it. These people are joyless. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 22, 2014 05:08 PM (AC0lD) Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2014 05:09 PM (Gf8Db) 162
I AM Groot.
Posted by: Groot at December 22, 2014 05:09 PM (rwI+c) Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 22, 2014 05:10 PM (UVfht) Posted by: Rules for America 2014 at December 22, 2014 05:10 PM (ZPrif) 165
150 >>The Twelve Days of Christmas is really a song celebrating rape. Especially the part about "A partridge in a pear tree", mmm-kay?
Lords a leaping---> Raping Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 05:07 PM (ABcz/) 5 golden rings... because Gold would be wedding rings.... and weddings are just there to legalize Rape... Posted by: Big Bad Wolfy at December 22, 2014 05:10 PM (qh617) 166
There's nothing like viewing all of human history, literature, philosophy and science through your own little aggrieved peephole on the world.
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:10 PM (MMC8r) 167
Women, on average, work fewer hours, spend fewer years in their professions, go home earlier, take more time off from work.
THIS And they do this by choice because their family responsibilities are a priority. So sick of feminists trying to erase the unique contributions of women to families. Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 05:10 PM (ABcz/) Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 05:10 PM (YoYH/) 169
Obamabot Rap Mogul Russell Simmons Tweets FUCK THE POLICE
Promptly deletes it. Weasel Zippers There is no delete on the Internet Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2014 05:11 PM (Zmw74) 170
Hey, give me a break. I only come once a year.
Posted by: Santa at December 22, 2014 05:11 PM (rwI+c) 171
And because it's Christmas - "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is again nominated as the Official Christmas Song of Rape.
Okay, but it's working title was "Baby I Have You Trapped in My Cabin With No Transportation So Now You Must Have PIV Sex With Me." Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 05:11 PM (8ZskC) 172
hey, everyone, did you hear? Now's not the time for heated rhetoric. Yeah. Really. You know who told me? The experts in heated rhetoric, that's who. Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 22, 2014 05:11 PM (fWEL6) 173
Cucumbers and zukini (sp). The vegetables that just scream rape.Women are forced to buy them.
Posted by: Soona Dude, I'm right here. Posted by: celery at December 22, 2014 05:11 PM (4nR9/) 174
Ha-ha, very funny. You know, joking about rape is no different from actually committing rape. In fact, it's even worse. Studies have shown that every rape joke leads to, at a minimum, 12 actual rapes. Per week. Who's laughing now?
Posted by: WarOnWomenz! Sorry. What? I was laughing like a retarded hyena. Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 05:12 PM (CAapk) 175
@150 Lords a leaping---> Raping
--------------- And the maids a milking? No further comment needed, I suspect. Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 05:12 PM (UWFpX) Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2014 05:12 PM (hgEPl) 177
170 Hey, give me a break. I only come once a year.
Us other married folks call that anniversary fat ass Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 22, 2014 05:12 PM (MaUQj) 178
23 I saw that earlier. All I could do was shake my head at the sheer stupidity of that idiotic woman's screed. I mean, seriously?
Posted by: Old Blue at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (vVSOO) I'm just thankful that she isn't a member of my family and I don't have to spend Christmas with the nasty thing. How'd you like to have that for an in law? Posted by: nerdygirl at December 22, 2014 05:12 PM (2pq7O) 179
I AM GROOT!
Posted by: Groot at December 22, 2014 05:12 PM (rwI+c) 180
trivial complaints by comfortable yet hysterical semi-affluent white women.
me stealing that one. Quite a turn of phrase, as the Old Folks used to say Posted by: riding the tiger, chasing the dragon at December 22, 2014 05:12 PM (8CdUx) Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 05:12 PM (3jmxp) Posted by: eman at December 22, 2014 05:13 PM (mR7Es) 183
It's sexist that human attraction is related to fertility and underlying human biology!!
It's also sexist that boy dogs are mostly interested in girl dogs when they are in heat!! You know it was a bunch of boy dogs who invented that system!! Posted by: WarOnWomenz! at December 22, 2014 05:13 PM (ZPrif) 184
1) Everything is Rape.
2) Everything is Racism. That's why I only rape minorities. It's a two-fer. Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:13 PM (MMC8r) 185
With the Dallas Cowboys in the playoff picture the incidence of spousal abuse will necessarily skyrocket between now and Super Bowl Sunday. Emergency rooms need to be aware of this alarming statistic.
Posted by: Radical Feminist at December 22, 2014 05:13 PM (zxQ4h) 186
The problem is not that Salon is obviously trolling us.
The problem is that too many people actually believe this. Posted by: Captain Rapeballs with a Rapist Wit at December 22, 2014 05:13 PM (9+Udi) 187
Okay, but it's working title was "Baby I Have You Trapped in My Cabin With No Transportation So Now You Must Have PIV Sex With Me."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 05:11 PM (8ZskC) ---------------------------------------- That was the chorus in medevial times. It's been changed in the more modern versions. Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 05:13 PM (YoYH/) 188
Call me a fanboi, but I think 'Little Aggrieved Peephole' is Alanis Morisette's second best album.
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2014 05:13 PM (Gf8Db) 189
Men's nuts roasting over an open fire.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 05:12 PM (3jmxp) ------ Fiskars nipping at their balls. Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 05:14 PM (NaV4z) 190
Rape is not a joking manner and it's that reason that I find it really weird that a rape fantasy has been listed as one of the top sexual fantasies of women.
Their rape fantasy involves some big handsome hunk with long flowing locks, big pecs, powerful legs and a bank account with lots of zeros. They aren't fantasizing about any of the rest of us Morons. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 22, 2014 05:14 PM (0HooB) 191
24 I was once underpaid..., at a hospital in Chicago.
Posted by: The Moocher at December 22, 2014 04:46 PM (U93Mr) Well, there's only so much profit in ditching poor, uninsured patients on other hospitals. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 22, 2014 05:14 PM (2pq7O) 192
Christmas is rape period. I sadly came to that conclusion in '83 when my brother got lawn darts for Christmas and decided to test them out in the backyard the summer after while I was sunbathing. Lets just say one ended up landing in an unfortunate place.... so, yes, Santa and Jesus both raped me.
Posted by: Feminist Salon Writer at December 22, 2014 05:14 PM (t72+4) 193
Since we're in a victim culture, it's very important to have victim credentials.
I used this term when discussing the Whoopi/Rosie flap from a few days ago. Whoopi did the "I am black" thing and Rosie did the "I have a black son" thing: "Victimization Arms Race" Posted by: AmishDude at December 22, 2014 05:14 PM (jyWrx) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 05:14 PM (LA7Cm) 195
THIS
And they do this by choice because their family responsibilities are a priority. So sick of feminists trying to erase the unique contributions of women to families. Posted by: Lizzy Mighty damn selfish of them, says I. Posted by: Feminists, unconcerned with the future of humanity, or hell, even their own retirement at December 22, 2014 05:15 PM (4nR9/) 196
182 I bet God can hire some pretty badass lawyers. Just sayin Posted by: eman at December 22, 2014 05:13 PM (mR7Es) You've obviously never heard the "Engineer that accidentally gets sent to hell" joke An engineer died and reported to the pearly gates. An intern angel, filling in for St. Peter, checked his dossier and grimly said, "Ah, you're an engineer you're in the wrong place." So the engineer was cast down to the gates of hell and was let in. Pretty soon, the engineer became gravely dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and began designing and building improvements. After a while, the underworld had air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, and the engineer was becoming a pretty popular guy among the demons. One day, God called Satan up on the telephone and asked with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan laughed and replied, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God's face clouded over and he exploded, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake he should never have gotten down there send him up here." Satan shook his head, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God was as mad as he had ever been, "This is not the way things are supposed to work and you know it. Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughed uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer." Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2014 05:15 PM (zt+N6) 197
@190 Their rape fantasy involves some big handsome hunk with long flowing locks, big pecs, powerful legs and a bank account with lots of zeros.
----------------------- And just enough threat of violence to give them an excuse to submit, as opposed to actual violence. Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 05:15 PM (UWFpX) Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:15 PM (0NdlF) 199
Al Sharpton called a press conference. He is claiming that he is getting death threats over the NYPD police officer assassinations. Poor Al...I guess he was not getting enough attention.
Posted by: Jen at December 22, 2014 05:16 PM (msAGT) 200
@193 I used this term when discussing the Whoopi/Rosie flap from a few days ago. Whoopi did the "I am black" thing and Rosie did the "I have a black son" thing:
-------------------- You know, if Whoopi wanted to, she could cancel out Rosie's black son with one of her own... Just sayin'... Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 05:17 PM (UWFpX) Posted by: AmishDude at December 22, 2014 05:17 PM (jyWrx) 202
Al Sharpton called a press conference. He is claiming that he is getting death threats over the NYPD police officer assassinations.
Hey, so are the police, Al. Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:17 PM (MMC8r) 203
>>Mighty damn selfish of them, says I.
Yep. Feminists are ALL for choice. One choice. To live life as the feminists have chosen to. Period. Any other choice is invalid. Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 05:17 PM (ABcz/) 204
yeah.... and Mandingo aint a male dog from Australia. Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 05:17 PM (NaV4z) Posted by: artisanal 'ette: Joyfully doing Christmas stuff at December 22, 2014 05:18 PM (IXrOn) 206
Hey, so are the police, Al.
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:17 PM (MMC8r) ---- Ummm point of order. Those aint threats. Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 05:18 PM (NaV4z) 207
Shouldn't this, and ALL rape Threads, have the audio of Hillary Clinton laughing about helping her client beat a rape charge?
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2014 05:19 PM (Gf8Db) 208
Sharpton, feminists, hell -- it all makes sense.
Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2014 05:19 PM (hgEPl) 209
I saw somewhere recently (probably here) that Time Magazine is now going to be evaluating its writers based on public interest in their articles. I assume that means clicks and I am guessing that Time Magazine will soon be producing this sort of click bait articles as well.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 22, 2014 05:20 PM (PD6iL) 210
I can teach Al a thing or two about dodging snipers.
Posted by: Sir Hillary Edmund Rodham Clinton at December 22, 2014 05:20 PM (8ZskC) Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 05:20 PM (rwI+c) 212
Boom....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 05:20 PM (LA7Cm) 213
Rape isn't rape when its Tom Brady doing the raped up rapey raping. (See SNL skit)
Ok that was about sexual harassment but same principle. Posted by: Captain Rapeballs with a Rapist Wit at December 22, 2014 05:20 PM (9+Udi) 214
Oh fer the luv o'---well---Christ.
Mary said yes, feminists say no but mean please, and whiny lesbian feminists are just mental cases who think bumping uglies is going to fulfill them. Nothing goin' in means nothin's gettin' filled, ladies. Feminists are harpies and idiots. Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 22, 2014 05:20 PM (g+qqc) 215
Shouldn't this, and ALL rape Threads, have the audio of Hillary Clinton laughing about helping her client beat a rape charge?
I think the word you're looking for is "cackling." Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 05:21 PM (8ZskC) 216
Oh, somebody forgot his pills today...
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 05:21 PM (LA7Cm) 217
Nice.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 05:21 PM (rwI+c) 218
Hey, so are the police, Al.
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:17 PM (MMC8r) I don't believe that he has gotten death threats...... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 22, 2014 05:21 PM (Zu3d9) 219
Negative Body Image You Guys
Beauty Myth You Guys And even that (the myth of The Beauty Myth and the fale image of the Negative Body Image) was debunked by that recent poll showing that while WOMEN want to (i.e. feel pressured to) look like Cameron Diaz, MEN want them to look like Kate Upton. So it turns out after all these decades that there is little-to-no-pressure from males to be emaciated or skinny -- that such pressure comes from OTHER WOMEN (or gay magazine design editors trying to normalize the pubescent male body type -- but that's a different story). How many decades have men endured the feminist whine, "We women are all screwed up in the head because you dudes constantly pressure us into being skinny!", when in fact it never was true? What men want is for women to be cute. Whether that be thick'n'cute like Kate Upton or thin'n'cute like a runway model is actually not the point. But you can't really control how cute the face you were born with is. Which drives the feminists mad. Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2014 05:21 PM (K4YiS) 220
It must be around 4:30 CST.
Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 05:21 PM (YoYH/) 221
Al Sharpton called a press conference. He is
claiming that he is getting death threats over the NYPD police officer assassinations. Poor Al...I guess he was not getting enough attention. Not buying it. Al said he received 9 calls on his PERSONAL cell phone. How did 9 strangers get his personal cell number? Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 05:21 PM (CAapk) 222
If you don't agree the Virgin, Mary was raped by G_d, then you are a Rape Denier.
Posted by: Circular Reasoning at December 22, 2014 05:21 PM (nbGZj) 223
*spools up*
Posted by: TBH3K at December 22, 2014 05:22 PM (8ZskC) Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 05:22 PM (NaV4z) 225
If Kobe can beat the anal rape charge, racism is still the trump card over feminism.
So it's only rape if God is not black. Posted by: wooga at December 22, 2014 05:22 PM (joj8k) 226
All I want for Christmas is HODOR.
Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:22 PM (0NdlF) 227
Did someone say rape?
Posted by: Religon of Peace at December 22, 2014 05:22 PM (vemGv) Posted by: Billy Clinton at December 22, 2014 05:22 PM (sCHw2) Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 05:22 PM (rwI+c) 230
Changin' it up today.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 05:23 PM (LA7Cm) 231
@240 For the LAST. G_D-D*MN. TIME.
I did not have rape-relations with those wimmenz...... ------------------- Wanna bet...? Posted by: Blue Dress at December 22, 2014 05:23 PM (UWFpX) 232
So far as I can tell, the only folks pressuring women to be rail-thin skinny are the little gay faggots who design "women's" clothing these days. They want women to look like the slightly prepubescent boys they fantasize about. Women do not want to look like that, and neither to their real men.
Witness the rise of the Kardiashian ass and the bouncing boobies brigade. Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 22, 2014 05:23 PM (g+qqc) 233
If Kobe can beat the anal rape charge, racism is still the trump card over feminism.
----- o_O *seriouswy??* Posted by: Mike Tyson at December 22, 2014 05:23 PM (NaV4z) 234
MUMR, right on time for the afternoon Thread Raping.
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2014 05:23 PM (Gf8Db) 235
Mr. Clockwork Tourettes is in.
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:23 PM (MMC8r) 236
Needs to change the name to Hodor as well.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 05:23 PM (rwI+c) 237
But you can't really control how cute the face you were born with is. Which drives the feminists mad.
Whatever the base level of cute is, all women look cuter wearing a smile. And hey, it might stick. Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:24 PM (0NdlF) 238
So........I'm in the clear, then?
Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 22, 2014 05:24 PM (sCHw2) 239
>>Witness the rise of the Kardiashian ass and the bouncing boobies brigade.
I'll take the model look over Kardashian's ginormous ass any day. Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2014 05:24 PM (g1DWB) 240
Urban Dictionary:
Hodor A single-word text message meant to suggest that the sender is currently in the nude and possibly occupied. Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:25 PM (MMC8r) 241
Unrealistic @ 11 The Obama WH pays its female staff quite a bit less than the men. Why is that? Also, in the corporate world, men rarely take time off to deliver and care for babies including having to leave work when a kid gets sick and has to be picked up. Men will typically spend more hours in the office where women with children need to leave to pick up kids from daycare/school, cook dinner, etc. You may think that is unfair but it is actual reality. Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 05:25 PM (oiNtH) 242
So when does HODOR finish his posting spam, anyways?
Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:25 PM (0NdlF) 243
246 So far as I can tell, the only folks pressuring women to be rail-thin skinny are the little gay faggots who design "women's" clothing these days. They want women to look like the slightly prepubescent boys they fantasize about. Women do not want to look like that, and neither to their real men.
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost BINGO! Women's fashion magazines are actually gay porn. Few people realize that. Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2014 05:25 PM (K4YiS) 244
Whatever the base level of cute is, all women look cuter wearing a smile.
And hey, it might stick. Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:24 PM (0NdlF) Ummm, dude. Lena Dunham? Posted by: Havedash at December 22, 2014 05:25 PM (G1XMn) 245
LOL! Guilty as sin, free as a bird.....what a country, huh?
Posted by: Bob Filner at December 22, 2014 05:26 PM (sCHw2) Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2014 05:26 PM (hgEPl) 247
HODOR
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at December 22, 2014 05:24 PM (ScVoE) ---- Ho Dee Doe Posted by: Yes... the punchline to THAT joke.... at December 22, 2014 05:26 PM (NaV4z) 248
How did 9 strangers get his personal cell number?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 05:21 PM (CAapk) I forgot to send it to you? sorry Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2014 05:26 PM (Zmw74) 249
Men will typically spend more hours in the office where women with children need to leave to pick up kids from daycare/school, cook dinner, etc. You may think that is unfair but it is actual reality.
also, weak arms. Posted by: Dwight Schrute at December 22, 2014 05:26 PM (Gf8Db) 250
@260 The Obama WH pays its female staff quite a bit less than the men. Why is that?
-------------------- BINDERS! Nothing to see here! LALALALALALALALALALA! I can't hear you! Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 05:27 PM (UWFpX) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 05:27 PM (LA7Cm) 252
Hey! I LIKE my coochie bein' popped by my older sister, okay?
Posted by: Lena Dunham's sister at December 22, 2014 05:27 PM (sCHw2) Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:27 PM (0NdlF) 254
The latest feminist craze is "manspreading"
Posted by: myiq2xu at December 22, 2014 05:27 PM (5fSr7) 255
You may think that is unfair but it is actual reality.
What? I was assured that I could have it all, without tradeoffs! Posted by: Clueless 70s idiot feminist teleported into the 21st Century at December 22, 2014 05:27 PM (4nR9/) 256
Support for President Obama among members of the military has fallen drastically in recent years, according to the results of a poll published by the Military Times.
A survey of 2,300 active duty service members showed that only 15 percent of troops polled in 2014 said they approve of the job Obama is doing as commander in chief. That is down from 2009s paltry 35 percent approval rating. Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 22, 2014 05:27 PM (Zmw74) 257
You may think that is unfair but it is actual reality.
Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 05:25 PM (oiNtH) Nothing unfair about a woman fulfilling her God-given role in life. Or the commensurate pay scale. Kids growing up raised by nannies or day care pay the price that mom's don't when they work out of the home. Nasty business, and the result is crap like Occupy. Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 22, 2014 05:27 PM (g+qqc) Posted by: 15 year old boys, everywhere at December 22, 2014 05:27 PM (Gf8Db) Posted by: Country Singer at December 22, 2014 05:28 PM (nL0sw) 260
It's not manspreading if you don't have your hand stuck down your pants.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 05:28 PM (rwI+c) 261
The latest feminist craze is "manspreading"
Posted by: myiq2xu at December 22, 2014 05:27 PM (5fSr7) --- No.... Just No. I am NOT looking that up in the Urban Dictionary after the Two Girls One Cup Incident of 2011. Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 05:29 PM (NaV4z) 262
Hooray my suggestion was heard.
I just suggested Hodor because of Game of Thrones not some idiotic Urban Dictionary stuff. Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2014 05:29 PM (zt+N6) 263
Posted by: 15 year old boys, everywhere at December 22, 2014 05:27 PM (Gf8Db)
Here, fap to this: http://fp-review.com/fpr/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/New-Picture-5-219x300.jpg Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:29 PM (0NdlF) 264
@207 - Shouldn't this, and ALL rape Threads, have the audio of Hillary Clinton laughing about helping her client beat a rape charge?
It was the rape of a 12-year-old little girl. The - now adult - victim was recently interviewed and said that Hillary Clinton "took me through hell". Clinton also accused the 12-year-old of having a history of false accusations. The victim is puzzled by that accusation. She said she had never accused anyone of rape in the past. Posted by: Jen at December 22, 2014 05:29 PM (msAGT) Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2014 05:30 PM (Gf8Db) 266
The latest feminist craze is "manspreading"
Wherein the crazy womyn fattens up the poor innocent man she's hobbled and serves his liver up as a pate while he's till alive. Most Morons would be safe from this because no liver. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 22, 2014 05:30 PM (0HooB) 267
In other news John Kerry uses 10th anniversary of the tsunami TP propmote GloBull warming.
I'm so glad he's not my senator now. Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:30 PM (sj3Ax) 268
>>Never heard that....?
Think that was a joke. "Hodor" is from Game of Thrones, where the character Hodor only says "Hodor" - kinda like Matt Damon. Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 05:30 PM (ABcz/) 269
Here, fap to this:
http://fp-review.com/fpr/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/New-Picture-5-219x300.jpg Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:29 PM (0NdlF) ----- *whispers* I see dead boners. They are everywhere. Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 05:30 PM (NaV4z) 270
Gabrielle Moss spent a weekend travelling with her legs parted like a man and wrote about it for Bustle.Com.
“The man who takes up multiple seats on public transit with his splayed-out legs inspires all sorts of questions among his fellow riders,” she wrote. “Is the leg-spreader exercising his male privilege, or, as some defenders would have you believe, merely attending to the unique spatial requirements of his balls?” Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 05:30 PM (rwI+c) 271
I hate to be the one to break it to you, but there are ugly and fat people out there that have sex. Yes, really. I knew a guy that looked like a classic hillbilly that had been married four times. Amazed me that he'd managed to get married once.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 22, 2014 05:30 PM (Lqy/e) 272
Speaking of Salon and rape culture, does anyone have that version of Baby It's Cold Outside that was linked on the blog last year? The woman was gorgeous and got into the role while singing, the video is classy.
Any ideas? Can't find it anywhere. Posted by: .87c at December 22, 2014 05:30 PM (3D7cx) 273
tcn @ 246 - exactly. Looking at a modern day runway in NYC or Paris and you see some sick looking models who are bony and resemble young boys/men more than women. They also try it with male models wearing skirts, etc. The very rich are getting ripped off by a lot of this crap that I wouldn't wear to a Tijuana dog fight. Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 05:31 PM (oiNtH) 274
"But you can't really control how cute the face you were born with is. Which drives the feminists mad.
Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2014 05:21 PM (K4YiS)" But you can control how nice you are or how crazy you act. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 22, 2014 05:31 PM (PD6iL) 275
I'm glad I have to go to work in a few minutes.
Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 05:31 PM (YoYH/) 276
It's not that scary, fixerupper. People are pissed when guys sit with their legs spread on public transportation because they take up too much room. "Manspreading" is the term they chose to name this microaggression or entitlement of the patriarchy...whatever stupid thing they want to claim it is other than just rudeness.
Posted by: no good deed at December 22, 2014 05:32 PM (w3a0Z) 277
I just suggested Hodor because of Game of Thrones not some idiotic Urban Dictionary stuff.
It's been done before, was hilarious seeing the troll's increasingly irate posts being replaced with HODOR on the next refresh. Though it seems to me that HODOR here is just a script set to run at a certain time. Automation is taking away the personal touch. Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:32 PM (0NdlF) 278
Why arent MUMRs comments still here?
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:32 PM (sj3Ax) 279
The very rich are getting ripped off by a lot of this crap that I wouldn't wear to a Tijuana dog fight.
Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 05:31 PM (oiNtH) Honey, I wouldn't even put it on the dog. Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 22, 2014 05:32 PM (g+qqc) 280
My balls need a lot of legroom. Hence the Wide Stance.
Posted by: Larry Craig at December 22, 2014 05:33 PM (Gf8Db) 281
311 is supposed to say why "are"
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:33 PM (sj3Ax) 282
136 "Valerie Tarico @ValerieTarico · Nov 13
not having to worry that my daughters are going to get pregnant before they graduate college. Thanks Mirena! #ThxBirthControl" ----------------- Unspoken: "Because they are really into sex with any guy that comes along." Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2014 05:05 PM (U93Mr Apparently, pregnancy happens when a magical devious and malevolent virus randomly finds its way into the womb of a poor helpless unsuspecting woman. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 22, 2014 05:33 PM (GmJKU) 283
282 Women's fashion magazines are actually gay porn.
Wait. What? Posted by: 15 year old boys, everywhere All joking aside, your sock is in fact the target audience. I don't think the deception/recruitment actually has ever worked, but the theory and praxis go like this: a. Adolescent boys want sex; b. Most boys are naturally attracted to women, but hey at that age and with that level of frustration, they'll "find relief" any way they can get it; c. Dangle some half-naked pretty girls in front of them, and they'll fantasize about those girls; d. (Here's the sneaky part) make those girls looks exactly like other adolescent boys, but prettier -- so the jacking-off magazine readers will begin to associate sexual release with the image of male bodies; e. ??? f. EVERYBODY TURNS GAY! Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2014 05:33 PM (K4YiS) 284
It's just the unique spatial requirements of my balls.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 05:34 PM (rwI+c) 285
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 22, 2014 05:23 PM (g+qqc)
You can keep the Kardashian ass. Gay boys may be pushing the skinny model but the black culture is pushing the over sized butt. Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 05:35 PM (3jmxp) 286
Why arent MUMRs comments still here?
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:32 PM (sj3Ax) ----------------------------------------- I think he got zapped. Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 05:35 PM (YoYH/) Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 22, 2014 05:35 PM (MaUQj) 288
Apparently, pregnancy happens when a magical devious and malevolent virus randomly finds its way into the womb of a poor helpless unsuspecting woman.
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 22, 2014 05:33 PM (GmJKU) You mean.... there's ANOTHER REASON??? /s Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 22, 2014 05:35 PM (g+qqc) 289
Is Maetenloch on vacation?
He usually shows up & erases them. Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:35 PM (sj3Ax) 290
Interesting. There are currently about 300 Christian Arabs serving in the IDF and the numbers enlisting are rising significantly.
Posted by: maddogg at December 22, 2014 05:35 PM (xWW96) 291
You can keep the Kardashian ass. Gay boys may be pushing the skinny model but the black culture is pushing the over sized butt.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 05:35 PM (3jmxp) Honey, I'm not keeping it. She wants to hang on to that junk in her trunk, it's all hers. Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 22, 2014 05:36 PM (g+qqc) 292
Soona,
I see several from him. Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:36 PM (sj3Ax) 293
Where is the sweet kiss of teh Banhammer?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 22, 2014 05:37 PM (0HooB) 294
We usually allow MUMR a few minutes on the 'assisted living' communal living computer before sticking a needle in his ass and sending him to la-la land for the night. A few more minutes of forbearance please.
Posted by: Nurse Ratchet at December 22, 2014 05:37 PM (zxQ4h) 295
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 22, 2014 05:33 PM (GmJKU)
Chique A while ago you were considering buying a firearm due to some kind of crazyness near where you live. Have you followed through? If so, what did you get? Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 22, 2014 05:37 PM (PD6iL) Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:37 PM (0NdlF) 297
Manspreading is apparently some micro-aggressive slight aggrieved females perceive has ruined their lives where a man on a public conveyance sits with legs so wide apart he takes up extra seats.
Quelle Horreur. Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:37 PM (MMC8r) 298
That people get destroyed, has that ever mattered to deranged progressives? Never.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller at December 22, 2014 05:07 PM (jzdfJ) Which reminds me, did that cow, Nancy Grace, ever apologize to the Duke LaCrosse team? Posted by: nerdygirl at December 22, 2014 05:37 PM (2pq7O) 299
It creates a space cushion. Men are less comfortable being touched by other men then women. And some men feel they are entitled to more space, as the article points out, and have no qualms about claiming it. I see the same thing on golf course practice ranges. Some men (women don't seem to do this) will put their bucket of balls into the next stall in front of them to try and keep others from using it. A lot of this is primal instinct. A need to avoid potentially dangerous contact. And if you don't believe in primal instinct why do you like bacon and french fries? "Bucket of balls." Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 05:38 PM (rwI+c) 300
328 Is Maetenloch on vacation? He usually shows up & erases them. Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:35 PM (sj3Ax) They're being rewritten instead of deleted. Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2014 05:38 PM (zt+N6) 301
Or rather, that is linked to this.
Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:38 PM (0NdlF) 302
Captain Tourettes has switched IPs to feed his compulsion for machine-gun inanity.
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:38 PM (MMC8r) 303
Thank you, Buzzion.
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:39 PM (sj3Ax) 304
>>All joking aside, your sock is in fact the target audience
Anyone who looks at the Victoria Secret models and thinks, "Say, that looks just like a bunch of 15 year old boys" has some serious issues. Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2014 05:39 PM (g1DWB) 305
Wow
Someone needs a cat or 134 Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 22, 2014 05:39 PM (MaUQj) Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2014 05:39 PM (DL2i+) 307
@329 Interesting. There are currently about 300 Christian Arabs serving in the IDF and the numbers enlisting are rising significantly.
------------------- Yeah, Arabs can and have served in the IDF for decades now. They're not conscripted like Jewish Israelis are, but they can voluntarily enlist. A book that I have on the Yom Kippur War includes sections focusing on a specific bunker on the Bar Lev Line, and it's mentioned that one of the guys in the bunker was an Arab. AFAIK, none of the Arabs who have served in the IDF have ever gone bad in a way that made the news. Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 05:39 PM (UWFpX) 308
Apparently, pregnancy happens when a magical devious and malevolent virus randomly finds its way into the womb of a poor helpless unsuspecting woman.Posted by: chique d'afrique Personal responsibility? Bah humbug! You see cons, to be a modern day woman means that you have sex whenever and with whoever you want and if something icky happens, i.e. baby, STDs, etc. You aren't responsible! It is the male heirarchy in this racist, misogynist society that forced this upon you. Remember you are a tough, independant woman until something bad happens by your actions and you need to be bailed out, preferable by the tax payers cuz that is the only way it is FAIR.Signed,Every Wymenz Studies Teacher
Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 05:40 PM (oiNtH) 309
338
I bet you know what futanari is. I think it's linked to that as well. Posted by: CM I don't just know what a futanari is -- I AM A FUTANARI! Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2014 05:40 PM (K4YiS) 310
I don't need a bucket for my balls. A little wisp of colorful spandex works just fine.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 22, 2014 05:40 PM (8ZskC) 311
Ouch. What is ‘Manspreading’ and Why are People Angry about It? http://is.gd/RAvy9r
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 22, 2014 05:40 PM (rwI+c) 312
136 "Valerie Tarico @ValerieTarico · Nov 13
not having to worry that my daughters are going to get pregnant before they graduate college. Thanks Mirena! #ThxBirthControl" Someone should tell Valerie and her daughters that birth control methods ALL have a failure rate. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 22, 2014 05:40 PM (2pq7O) 313
Women love big balls.
Posted by: Randy Marsh at December 22, 2014 05:41 PM (Gf8Db) 314
349. Anyone who looks at the Victoria Secret models and thinks, "Say, that looks just like a bunch of 15 year old boys" has some serious issues.
That's why you never see Harry Reid at fashion shows Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 22, 2014 05:41 PM (MaUQj) 315
Posted by: zombie at December 22, 2014 05:40 PM (K4YiS)
Zombie is a chick, confirmed! How YOU doing? Posted by: CM at December 22, 2014 05:41 PM (0NdlF) Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:41 PM (MMC8r) 317
Fine, they want to b$tch about "man-spreading" - how about an article about "fem-elbowing."
Not in the Moron sense, but in the way women will place their hand on hip with their elbow jutting out as a way of claiming space. Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 05:41 PM (ABcz/) Posted by: Feh at December 22, 2014 05:41 PM (g/zj9) 319
Which reminds me, did that cow, Nancy Grace, ever apologize to the Duke LaCrosse team?Posted by: nerdygirl I don't know about the cow, but the jerk racist Jerry Rivers never did. When the story first broke he declared the La Crosse team as guilty and called them a bunch of rich, white rapists. And Fox still has this creep on.
Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 05:41 PM (oiNtH) 320
Ah, the Hodor Protocol rears its amusing head...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 22, 2014 05:42 PM (DT3rQ) 321
PM (g+qqc)
You can keep the Kardashian ass. Gay boys may be pushing the skinny model but the black culture is pushing the over sized butt. Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 05:35 PM (3jmxp) Not oversized. Different sized. We like our naturally larger butts, thank you very much. Never heard of the question "does this dress make my butt look big?" until America. And if we asked the question, we'd probably want a yes in reply. Different races, different body types, different preferences. Nothing wrong with that. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 22, 2014 05:42 PM (GmJKU) 322
It's not rape, these women are just so ugly that they can't even get laid so why not take their worthless bitchiness out on everybody else. These women are just screaming "I hate myself so much for not having a real father and I think I should just take it out on everyone else." Me, I think they should just kill themselves and make the rest of us happier.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at December 22, 2014 05:43 PM (T9BFc) 323
CNN is getting a kick outta the "reports" that N korea's internet is down! Wolf Blitzer is implying that the US/obama is responsible and wow what a clever move. Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 22, 2014 05:43 PM (fWEL6) 324
Oh no!!
Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 22, 2014 05:44 PM (MaUQj) 325
Same thing happened to Counselor Troi: space-raped by an alien ball of energy.
Posted by: stuiec at December 22, 2014 05:44 PM (eetvJ) 326
@259 Urban Dictionary:
Hodor A single-word text message meant to suggest that the sender is currently in the nude and possibly occupied. You left out this part: the message "HODOR" is usually sent by a large, dimwitted male with a large, um, thingy.... Is that true? Posted by: Jen at December 22, 2014 05:44 PM (msAGT) 327
CNN is getting a kick outta the "reports" that N korea's internet is down! Like the average Nork gets to use the internet. Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:45 PM (MMC8r) 328
Nurse Ratchet, we have endured long enough!
Posted by: maddogg at December 22, 2014 05:45 PM (xWW96) 329
Take a look at the gaggle of broads who belong to Code Pink. You will then realize why they are such a sorry group of angry and silly bitches.
Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 05:45 PM (oiNtH) 330
"Not oversized. Different sized. We like our
naturally larger butts, thank you very much. Never heard of the question "does this dress make my butt look big?" until America. And if we asked the question, we'd probably want a yes in reply. Different races, different body types, different preferences. Nothing wrong with that. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 22, 2014 05:42 PM (GmJKU)" I assume that you have seen the GEICO commercial with Honest Abe and Mary Todd Lincoln where she asks him if this dress makes her butt look big. Part of the joke of that commercial is that all of the dresses from that time period were designed to make a woman's butt look bigger. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 22, 2014 05:45 PM (PD6iL) 331
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 22, 2014 05:37 PM (PD6iL)
Thanks for remembering me! I have to learn how to shoot and handle a gun first. Haven't started yet because a lot of stuff has been going on at home, but thanks for the reminder. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 22, 2014 05:45 PM (GmJKU) 332
@379 You left out this part: the message "HODOR" is usually sent by a large, dimwitted male with a large, um, thingy.... Is that true?
---------------------- Nose? A large nose like Pinochio? Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 05:46 PM (UWFpX) 333
Breaking: All 9 computers in North Korea are down. Residents scrambling to remember their favorite bark recipes.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2014 05:46 PM (KBIDy) 334
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 22, 2014 05:45 PM (PD6iL
Haven't watched tv in a while, so no, but that's funny. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 22, 2014 05:46 PM (GmJKU) 335
CNN is getting a kick outta the "reports" that N korea's internet is down!
Wolf Blitzer is implying that the US/obama is responsible and wow what a clever move. The truth is that North Korea has been piggybacking on China's wifi subscription for years but China just found out and changed its password. NETGEAR doesn't work anymore. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 05:46 PM (8ZskC) 336
You left out this part: the message "HODOR" is usually sent by a large, dimwitted male with a large, um, thingy.... Is that true? Not in MUMR's case. Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:46 PM (MMC8r) 337
383. To add....
Ever notice the female groups that go topless like boobs not bombs are the chicks that no one wants to see topless? Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 22, 2014 05:46 PM (MaUQj) 338
Another hash change......
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 05:47 PM (LA7Cm) 339
387Breaking: All 9 computers in North Korea are down. Residents scrambling to remember their favorite bark recipes. Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2014 05:46 PM (KBIDy) Should be pretty easy to remember. Boiled, roasted, or raw.
Posted by: maddogg at December 22, 2014 05:47 PM (xWW96) 340
9 DIV Rape? Divinity in Vagina?
Posted by: buzzion at December 22, 2014 04:44 PM DIV rape? Dingus in Vagina. Posted by: olddog in mo at December 22, 2014 05:47 PM (6hrmc) 341
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 22, 2014 05:42 PM (GmJKU)
No oversized but still a different cultural preference and I understand that. I say oversized butt just as I would say oversized breasts. Both being artificially made bigger. Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 05:47 PM (3jmxp) 342
I wish everyone would just ignore S_lon.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2014 05:48 PM (KBIDy) 343
TheHODOR is getting old and tedious. Seriously.
Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 05:48 PM (oiNtH) 344
Someone call me?
Posted by: Sir Mix Allot at December 22, 2014 05:48 PM (KBIDy) 345
@394 No oversized but still a different cultural preference and I understand that. I say oversized butt just as I would say oversized breasts. Both being artificially made bigger.
------------------ A Japanese female friend of mine who's living in the US complained that she was going to end up looking like American women instead of Japanese women. We told her that wasn't such a bad thing. Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 05:48 PM (UWFpX) Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:49 PM (sj3Ax) 347
Don't want none, unless you got buns hon.
Posted by: Anaconda at December 22, 2014 05:49 PM (KBIDy) 348
And that's it. It's the "serious" veneer slapped upon a very silly and trivial channeling of personal anxieties and hysterias into an alleged "politics." Posted by: Ace at 04:40 PM And where pray tell do these "personal anxieties and hysterias" come from? Agreed Ace but IMO you don't go nearly far enough. As a conservative antifeminist woman (you heard me) I've been watching all these rape slanders and libels go by and I've reached a conclusion. These women are in fact being treated badly by men. It's not "rape culture" that leads women to see rapists everywhere, IMO it's the typical liberals' lifestyle, either their own experience or the experience of someone close to them. And by that I don't mean their friend or mom or themselves were raped but that they were or are still seen as objects for the satisfaction of men. But it's so uncool to say that. Me, a *virgin*? Why that's unthinkable - what, am I living in the 50s? I want to be hip, not a fuddy duddy! Women who get treated with respect by most of the men around them don't look at men as potential rapists as a result of whom one Must Have Abortion to protect themselves from. In the words of one of my prolife friends, they refuse to allow themselves to be vacuumed out like a rental car and used again. And they're a lot happier for it. IMO this explains why conservative women hold a much higher and more truthful view of men than liberal women. Because liberal men use women and jockey for free, available abortion to free themselves from the consequences. And the women let them do it. And then liberal women transfer their anger at these men's selfishness and lack of responsibility to their own children, and have them killed, then are angry they felt forced to do _that_. . This also explains why the majority of nonmarried relationships break up within a year after an abortion. Posted by: no one of consequence at December 22, 2014 05:49 PM (whMsz) 349
You left out this part: the message "HODOR" is usually sent by a large, dimwitted male with a large, um, thingy.... Is that true?
HODOR! HODOR! HODOR! Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 05:49 PM (CAapk) 350
I like big butts, I cannot lie.
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:49 PM (MMC8r) 351
The HODOR is getting old and tedious. Seriously.
PRO TIP: Never tell an autistic that his behavior is getting old and tedious. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 05:49 PM (8ZskC) 352
MOAR ASS!
Posted by: 2 x 4 at December 22, 2014 05:49 PM (Gf8Db) 353
I like Japanese women, especially in schoolgirl uniforms. Hawt.
Posted by: maddogg at December 22, 2014 05:49 PM (xWW96) 354
Ever notice the female groups that go topless like boobs not bombs are the chicks that no one wants to see topless?
Somebody here linked to a gaggle of gals up north somewhere who liked to read outdoors topless. A few of those were doable. Radfems, on the other hand, make Vogons look attractive by comparison. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 22, 2014 05:49 PM (0HooB) 355
Yeah, but folks around these here parts rarely complain about "oversized boobs" though. :-)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 22, 2014 05:49 PM (GmJKU) 356
You left out this part: the message "HODOR" is usually sent by a large, dimwitted male with a large, um, thingy.... Is that true?
Posted by: Jen at December 22, 2014 05:44 PM (msAGT) Thingy? Is that code for "asshole?" Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 22, 2014 05:50 PM (g+qqc) 357
So femynysts are bothered by 'hook-up' culture? Who do they think came up with that, the Baptists?
Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 05:51 PM (MMC8r) 358
James Woods in NY Post called for DeBlasio to resign & called Sharpton a pig.
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:51 PM (sj3Ax) 359
Wounds my heart with a monotonous HODOR.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 22, 2014 05:52 PM (vgIRn) 360
'll take a big ass over big melons every day of the week.
Posted by: garrett at December 22, 2014 05:52 PM (Gf8Db) 361
Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* Zombie did a pictorial on one of these protests from the Bay area. Most red blooded American males would look at a topless women regardless - but these "women" were pretty scary looking and some looked transgendered. Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 05:52 PM (oiNtH) 362
What do Salon writers use for brain cells anyway?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 22, 2014 05:53 PM (0HooB) 363
Speaking as a woman who tends to be a bit top-heavy, a little more junk in the trunk might be a good balancing act. But, women come in all shapes and sizes, and there's a shoe for every foot, so to speak. Some guys dig fatties, some can't stand to pinch an inch. Everybody can find somebody, if they give a damn.
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 22, 2014 05:55 PM (g+qqc) 364
How silly. Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 22, 2014 05:55 PM (dFi94) 365
HODOR?
Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 22, 2014 05:55 PM (8xlhb) 366
One does no simply walk into HODOR.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 22, 2014 05:55 PM (vgIRn) 367
Got zapped.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 05:55 PM (LA7Cm) 368
Not oversized. Different sized. We like our naturally larger butts, thank you very much. Never heard of the question "does this dress make my butt look big?" until America. And if we asked the question, we'd probably want a yes in reply.
Different races, different body types, different preferences. Nothing wrong with that. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 22, 2014 05:42 PM (GmJKU) Bravo! Posted by: Havedash at December 22, 2014 05:55 PM (G1XMn) Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 05:56 PM (UWFpX) 370
411 James Woods in NY Post called for DeBlasio to resign & called Sharpton a pig.
Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 05:51 PM (sj3Ax) Love it! Mr. Woods, you have my respect! Posted by: Havedash at December 22, 2014 05:56 PM (G1XMn) 371
Some one please kill me before I go to Macy's ever again this close to Christmas.
And re the Salon idiots, you have to believe in God to believe Mary was raped. How do they wrap their minds around that? Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 22, 2014 05:56 PM (FsuaD) 372
"no one of consequence," that was an excellent set of observations.
I also note that it's not natural to the female to "regret nothing" or "regret the things I DIDN'T do, not the things I did." Perhaps it is to men? Notches on bedposts make us completely miserable for the most part, and we do tend to dwell on these things. Posted by: BlackOrchidDefendsTheIHM at December 22, 2014 05:57 PM (pS66t) 373
"oversized boobs" = oxymoron
Posted by: Russ Meyer at December 22, 2014 05:57 PM (zxQ4h) 374
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 22, 2014 05:49 PM (GmJKU)
Don't get me wrong. I don't like flat butts and even like a little more than average junk in the trunk but Kardashian, Ice T's wife , etc are a bit much . My level maxes out at Jennifer Lopez. Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 05:57 PM (3jmxp) 375
I'm bringin booty back....!
Posted by: That Annoying Bass Song at December 22, 2014 05:58 PM (KBIDy) 376
The progs' favorite things to trash: Christians and veterans.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 22, 2014 05:59 PM (FsuaD) 377
I've been looking at Salon everyday recently for some reason, and what I'm seeing is they're putting a lot of effort into attacking Christianity in order to promote atheism. I think that's a big reason for this bizarre article. I have no problem with atheism, but the constant attacks on the one religion are nasty.
Posted by: stace at December 22, 2014 05:59 PM (ImzkZ) 378
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 22, 2014 05:56 PM ............Did you bring your bacon jelly recipe. (Asking for a friend)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2014 05:59 PM (KBIDy) 379
I'm pretty sure Mary consented: And Mary said, Behold the handmaid of the Lord; let it be unto me according to thy word. And with that the angel left her. Unless they want a written, witnessed, and notarized signed statement? Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 22, 2014 06:00 PM (VvOZ5) 380
If people don't care for Christmas, why don't they just ignore it altogether rather than taking a giant dump on it for all the world to see? And why didn't she write this in,say, August if it's such a thing? She deliberately did this to poke people in the eye while they are having a good time. Talk about a turd in the rum punch. Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 22, 2014 06:01 PM (dFi94) Posted by: Hysterical Feminist at December 22, 2014 06:01 PM (0NdlF) 382
I've been looking at Salon everyday recently for some reason, .
Posted by: stace at December 22, 2014 05:59 PM ...........Can I ask why you torture yourself like that? Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2014 06:01 PM (KBIDy) 383
Check it out. Per the Urban Dictionary:
Hodor: A word used for a variety of things, ranging from a fierce battle cry to expressing one's emotions like a retarded stable boy Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2014 06:02 PM (S0A/C) 384
@439 I'm pretty sure Mary consented:
And Mary said, Behold the handmaid of the Lord; let it be unto me according to thy word. And with that the angel left her. Unless they want a written, witnessed, and notarized signed statement? ----------------- That, and it's not quite clear what actually happened. Gabriel's description is a bit vague for anyone who wasn't directly involved. Except that she was apparently still a virgin afterwards. But the SJWs will argue something like, "How was Mary supposed to say No to God, huh? RAPE!!!!" And think that they're edgy and hip. Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 06:02 PM (UWFpX) Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 06:02 PM (CAapk) 386
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Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 22, 2014 05:56 PM ............Did you bring your bacon jelly recipe. (Asking for a friend) It's on Ben K's thread this morning @423. Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 22, 2014 06:02 PM (FsuaD) 387
Havedash,
Did you go read NY Post article? James Woods liked them turning their backs to NYC mayor too. Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 06:03 PM (sj3Ax) 388
If people don't care for Christmas, why don't they just ignore it altogether rather than taking a giant dump on it for all the world to see?
And why didn't she write this in,say, August if it's such a thing? She deliberately did this to poke people in the eye while they are having a good time. Talk about a turd in the rum punch. Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 22, 2014 ...................Yep. I also wish every atheist and dipshit who spazzes out over a sign saying Merry Christmas would be forced to work that day. And their kids would have to be in school. Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2014 06:03 PM (KBIDy) 389
If people don't care for Christmas, why don't they just ignore it altogether rather than taking a giant dump on it for all the world to see?
What's wrong with peace on Earth and goodwill? Some "people" are just not happy unless everyone around them is unhappy. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 22, 2014 06:03 PM (0HooB) 390
It's on Ben K's thread this morning @423.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 22, 2014 06:02 PM .........You're too kind! Thank You!!!!! Oh and just wondering is it halal? Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2014 06:04 PM (KBIDy) 391
Check it out. Per the Urban Dictionary:
Hodor: A word used for a variety of things, ranging from a fierce battle cry to expressing one's emotions like a retarded stable boy HODOR! Um, battle cry. Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 06:04 PM (CAapk) 392
I wonder if it was like Barbara Hershey in The Entity.That was hot.
Posted by: steevy at December 22, 2014 06:05 PM (v5UtH) 393
Why does the ban hammer not apply to MUMR?
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 22, 2014 06:05 PM (KBIDy) 394
>>grammie winger, joy to the world
Yep, they do this *every* Christmas and Easter like clockwork. Publish some Christianity bashing article, or an article that lauds some progressive form of Christianity, like Female Catholic priests. Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 06:05 PM (ABcz/) 395
He went about 45 minutes today.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 06:05 PM (LA7Cm) 396
But the SJWs will argue something like, "How was Mary supposed to say No to God, huh? RAPE!!!!" And think that they're edgy and hip.
And all the while they themselves say no to God at every turn. Some deny He exists at all, in which case, who's the rapist in the narrative. If God is not, then by definition he cannot act. Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 22, 2014 06:05 PM (dFi94) 397
But the SJWs will argue ... RAPE!!!!"
Tell em God created everything including them, then they're really fcuked. Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2014 06:06 PM (DL2i+) 398
"Why does the ban hammer not apply to MUMR? "
It does but today he was alternating IPs at a quick rate so he was getting through. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 06:07 PM (LA7Cm) 399
Minnfidel,
The BanHammer usually slaps him down. Today it's changing his comments to HODOR. Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 06:07 PM (sj3Ax) 400
I also note that it's not natural to the female to
"regret nothing" or "regret the things I DIDN'T do, not the things I did." Perhaps it is to men? Notches on bedposts make us completely miserable for the most part, and we do tend to dwell on these things. Posted by: BlackOrchidDefendsTheIHM at December 22, 2014 05:57 PM (pS66t) Yep. Women brood. It's why we (statistically anyway) find it harder to forgive than men. And you don't see many teens saying, "man I wish I'd lost my virginity earlier", you see them saying, "I wish I'd waited." Posted by: no one of consequence at December 22, 2014 06:07 PM (whMsz) 401
I am now frozen with indecision. Do I help the lady get the laundry soap off the top counter, because it's racist or do I make her get it herself out of a sense of gender equality.
I think I will compromise. I will move the box from the top shelf to the next shelf down. She's on her own from there. Although I have no doubt that will get me in trouble with someone. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 22, 2014 06:07 PM (NeFrd) 402
But the SJWs will argue something like, "How was Mary supposed to say No to God, huh? RAPE!!!!" And think that they're edgy and hip.
To the rest of us, they sound like elementary skool kids. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 22, 2014 06:07 PM (0HooB) 403
Calling the corgi herd.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 22, 2014 06:10 PM (GDulk) 404
Seamus,
Tis the season, help her. Posted by: Carol at December 22, 2014 06:10 PM (sj3Ax) 405
Notches on bedposts make us completely miserable for the most part, and we do tend to dwell on these things.
* * * Yep. Women brood. It's why we (statistically anyway) find it harder to forgive than men. And you don't see many teens saying, "man I wish I'd lost my virginity earlier", you see them saying, "I wish I'd waited." * * * Yeah, I think that has contributed to the campus sexual assault accusation craze. Young women have been brainwashed into thinking it's normal, required to slut it up, but it makes some them feel awful. So they have to make up charges to vent the loss of control over their body they're feeling. My totes non-professional opinion. Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 06:11 PM (ABcz/) 406
Luke 1:38
And Mary said, "Behold, I am the handmaid of the Lord; let it be to me according to your word." And the angel departed from her. Well I think that handles consent, but... Luke 1:46-55 Mary said: My soul doth magnify the Lord : and my spirit hath rejoiced in God my Saviour. For he hath regarded : the lowliness of his handmaiden. For behold, from henceforth : all generations shall call me blessed. For he that is mighty hath magnified me : and holy is his Name. And his mercy is on them that fear him : throughout all generations. He hath shewed strength with his arm : he hath scattered the proud in the imagination of their hearts. He hath put down the mighty from their seat : and hath exalted the humble and meek. He hath filled the hungry with good things : and the rich he hath sent empty away. He remembering his mercy hath holpen his servant Israel : as he promised to our forefathers, Abraham and his seed for ever. Nope no regrets... As a Roman CatholicI blame this all on Luther, but really it is the fault of Mainline Protestantism, and Joel Osteen, especially Joel Osteen Posted by: RoyL at December 22, 2014 06:11 PM (wdHQo) 407
But the SJWs will argue something like, "How was Mary supposed to say No to God, huh? RAPE!!!!" And think that they're edgy and hip.
To the rest of us, they sound like elementary skool kids. Posted by: BackwardsBoy I like the one comment. "So. You admit God is real?" And then stand back for exploding brains. Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 06:11 PM (CAapk) 408
When it comes to bodies... The 1 weird thing I've noticed, as a guy... when I think the wife should shed some weight... I shed some weight myself. Works like a f*cking charm. I don't say a word. Just drop five or ten pounds myself.
She's within four pounds of the weight the day we were married. Not 204, or 194, or 184, etc... 114 pounds. Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at December 22, 2014 06:12 PM (zxQ4h) 409
With apologies to 'Blazing Saddles':
Cindy Jeffers: Qualifications? David Daley: Rape, murder, arson, and rape. Cindy Jeffers: You said rape twice. David Daley: I like rape. Posted by: Benjamin Wheelock at December 22, 2014 06:12 PM (e8kgV) 410
I believe that Jesus was the promised Messiah, fully man and fully God, born of a virgin , come to bring salvation to men and women through his death on the cross and his resurrection on the third day. I believe he ascended into heaven and is coming again to judge the world and establish the Kingdom of God for eternity. This is the article I shall submit to Salon. Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 22, 2014 06:13 PM (dFi94) 411
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Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 22, 2014 05:37 PM (PD6iL) Thanks for remembering me! I have to learn how to shoot and handle a gun first. Haven't started yet because a lot of stuff has been going on at home, but thanks for the reminder. Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 22, 2014 05:45 PM (GmJKU)" I don't remember where you live. If you can get to the Dallas/Fort Worth area I'll be happy to get you started. If you are somewhere else, that sounds like fellow morons need to step up. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 22, 2014 06:15 PM (PD6iL) 412
This is the dumbest fucking thing in the history of ever and shows a profound (and, I would say, willful) lack of understanding of the Incarnation. Catholicism is very big on emphasizing that the Blessed Mother was given THE CHOICE to become the Mother of God. God could have come into the human race any way He wanted; He chose to do so through her-- *on her say-so.* The Angel Gabriel does not leave until she gives her consent. It's actually a woman-empowering moment. It is the *exactly opposite* of what they're claiming.
I hate these assholes. Posted by: Filly at December 22, 2014 06:34 PM (ZWmKk) 413
Pish Posh. My kid beat 'em to the punch by about 15 years. He went to a Catholic school when he was little and he was upset that Mary had been raped, and therefore one shouldn't abort for rape. When I asked how she was raped, he said the angel must have raped her because the angel wasn't her husband.
I have no idea to this day WTF they were trying to teach my 9 year old. But now he's an atheist, so I guess that was money well spent. Posted by: mister brickhouse at December 22, 2014 06:42 PM (wovOV) 414
"As a Roman CatholicI blame this all on Luther, but really it is the
fault of Mainline Protestantism, and Joel Osteen, especially Joel Osteen" Actually Luther had quite a tender devotion to the Virgin and wrote about her extensively. It's those who came after who diminished her to "a nice gal." Posted by: Filly at December 22, 2014 06:45 PM (ZWmKk) 415
That there is hate talk, Salon.
Posted by: dirks strewn at December 22, 2014 06:45 PM (TIgJq) 416
"I have no idea to this day WTF they were trying to teach my 9 year old.
But now he's an atheist, so I guess that was money well spent." But I bet he's super-proficient at making felt banners. Well done, Vatican II implementers. Posted by: Filly at December 22, 2014 06:46 PM (ZWmKk) Posted by: Jen at December 22, 2014 06:49 PM (msAGT) 418
414 Zombie's Breasts not Bombs"pictorial was something that once seen, can not be unseen. You have been warned.
Zombie's "Nude Santa" pics have the same cautions. Her G.W. Bush protests compilation should be sent to every liberal that can't remember how Bush was treated, and faint at the slighted criticism of Obama. Zombie's site is a must-have site to link to. She does good work. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2014 07:00 PM (u82oZ) 419
"The feminist movement died a millisecond after impact"
Posted by: Lucifer's Hammer at December 22, 2014 07:22 PM (q/wNu) 420
Her G.W. Bush protests compilation should be sent to every liberal that can't remember how Bush was treated, and faint at the slighted criticism of Obama. Zombie's site is a must-have site to link to. She does good work. Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 22, 2014 07:00 PM (u82oZ) Bush had it coming. Posted by: the obvious response at December 22, 2014 08:12 PM (fBxC6) 421
377 I've been looking at Salon everyday recently for some reason, and what I'm seeing is they're putting a lot of effort into attacking Christianity in order to promote atheism. I think that's a big reason for this bizarre article. I have no problem with atheism, but the constant attacks on the one religion are nasty.
Salon loves to mock Christianity and Christian holidays, but they do this for other holidays too. Thanksgiving, Independence Day, Memorial Day: all horrible things in their progressive minds. Any kind of American tradition is shit as far as they are concerned. Posted by: Hamilton at December 22, 2014 10:07 PM (a3+wd) 422
Hey Salon writer. Would you like a little Cheese with that Whine?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 23, 2014 03:38 AM (RZzX3) 423
We made love in my Chevy van and that's allright with me....
Posted by: Those Rapey 70s at December 23, 2014 10:41 AM (HEo6y) 424
Now with the barbed cock of Satan you know where you stand.
Posted by: Mongo at December 23, 2014 10:43 AM (HEo6y) 425
Feminism has always been about Marxism--it's straight out of the Frankfurt School. Albeit, most Feminists are too uneducated to know this.
Posted by: FrancisChalk at December 24, 2014 07:20 AM (SLgi1) 426
#SalonTroll: The Story of Jesus' Conception is a Rape Narrative, You Know
The author probably saw this Robot Chicken routine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCkcaItC3Hs Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 25, 2014 01:35 PM (h/uPs) Processing 0.07, elapsed 0.0884 seconds. |
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