Valerie Plame Retweets Article Which Outs CIA Officer

BTW, Plame wasn't really undercover -- real undercover CIA agents don't drive to work at the CIA headquarters every morning -- but this woman seems to be.

Maybe she just wants more attention.

She seemed to really, really like attention.

Was Bikowiski Undercover?> She was, though some reporters had "deduced" her identity in 2001, and she now has a wikipedia page.

She was cited by the Washington Post as being involved in a "critical intelligence failure:"

@AceofSpadesHQ her name was also reported 11 months ago in the Washington Post http://t.co/FvjeTKsJvL pic.twitter.com/WD0dtkjc1u
— አለመቀሀ (@_Almaqah) December 22, 2014

However, Glenn Greenwald sure thinks he's breaking new ground in publicly naming her as the CIA's "Queen of Torture."

NBC News yesterday called her a "key apologist" for the CIA’s torture program. A follow-up New Yorker article dubbed her "The Unidentified Queen of Torture” and in part "the model for the lead character in 'Zero Dark Thirty.'"Yet in both articles she was anonymous.
The person described by both NBC and The New Yorker is senior CIA officer Alfreda Frances Bikowsky. Multiple news outlets have reported that as the result of a long string of significant errors and malfeasance, her competence and integrity are doubted -- even by some within the agency.
The Intercept is naming Bikowsky over CIA objections because of her key role in misleading Congress about the agency’s use of torture, and her active participation in the torture program (including playing a direct part in the torture of at least one innocent detainee). Moreover, Bikowsky has already been publicly identified by news organizations as the CIA officer responsible for many of these acts.

In addition, Greenwald and his flying monkeys were all congratulating each other on having the courage (ahem) to name the name.

So yes, it does appear that Valerie Plame helped "out" a CIA agent whose previous work exposes her to vengeance and peril.

Posted by: Ace at 01:50 PM

Comments

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1 It's Scooter Libby's fault.

Posted by: Valerie Plame at December 22, 2014 01:52 PM (5UYtO)

2 That WAS her cover, Ace.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 22, 2014 01:52 PM (iIzG7)

3 She drove an unmarked car.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 22, 2014 01:54 PM (W5DcG)

4 Her secret indictment will be unsealed in twenty four business hours.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Trade Your Tale of Woe for Genuine Sympathy at the Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2014 01:55 PM (hLRSq)

5 Ace has never heard of hiding in plain sight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 01:55 PM (8ZskC)

6 Today on "Whatever Happened To..."

Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2014 01:55 PM (S0A/C)

7 We used to have a quaint thing called "treason" in this country.

It used to be punished. With exile, jail time, perhaps even death.

I wonder whatever happened to that concept?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2014 01:55 PM (zF6Iw)

8
Cheney went to prison for outing her, right? I recall "Merry Fitzmas" was a thing back in the day.

Posted by: Truck Nutz at December 22, 2014 01:55 PM (kQBSd)

9 Plame's parking space had a sign that said SECRET AGENT on it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 01:55 PM (8ZskC)

10
Hummm. I think this is a cool concept.
http://tinyurl.com/mlrta6j

Posted by: maddogg at December 22, 2014 01:55 PM (xWW96)

11 Today on "Whatever Happened To..."
Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2014 01:55 PM (S0A/C)

I'M RELEVANT, DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Valerie Plame at December 22, 2014 01:55 PM (V+kmg)

12 Ugh, is this broad trying to be relevant again?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 01:56 PM (ABcz/)

13 Plame's Ford Fiesta had an ejection seat.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 22, 2014 01:56 PM (8ZskC)

14 Val dear you are a complete twit.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 22, 2014 01:56 PM (om3D0)

15
Ya know...... I'm usually the eternal optimist. A glass half full kinda guy.... partly sunny is better than partly cloudy.

But at the end of the day..... Im *convinced* there is really only pertinent question that remains.

Will the national separation that is coming be amicable.... or ugly.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 01:57 PM (NaV4z)

16 Is that Valerie Plame in the pic ?

'Cause the ginger in the pic I kinda' hot.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 22, 2014 01:58 PM (ViF0c)

17 The link has a link to an old Ace piece. (Sockpuppeting Greenwald).

Which in turn explains that its own timestamp has been set in the future.

The singularity approaches.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 22, 2014 01:58 PM (1xUj/)

18 That's right folks.Just 5 dollars and you can have your picture taken withValerie.

Posted by: Joe Wilson at December 22, 2014 01:58 PM (OD2ni)

19 She drove a red Sunbeam Tiger to work.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 22, 2014 01:58 PM (W5DcG)

20 Apparently Ace hasn't seen "Fair Game", wherein it is all explained that Dick Cheney had been wanting to out Plame for almost his entire evil life. Well..., either that, or he had never heard of the woman.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 22, 2014 01:58 PM (F2IAQ)

21 Plame's Ford Fiesta had an ejection seat.

Posted by: Cicero

Her spy camera was hidden inside a camera.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2014 01:59 PM (wr4LJ)

22 Plame's parking space had a sign that said ~~SECRET AGENT~~ Austin Powers on it.

Just to totally confuse everyone.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 01:59 PM (SaOs3)

23 Is Anita Hill about to reappear?

Posted by: toby928(C) has a petard at December 22, 2014 02:00 PM (rwI+c)

24
Old Cooter Libby just sighs...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 22, 2014 02:00 PM (ekmuQ)

25 She's just mad Quinn and Saul went back to the agency.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 22, 2014 02:00 PM (SQkRc)

26 My undercover code name was "99"

Posted by: Valerie Plame at December 22, 2014 02:01 PM (5UYtO)

27 The old bitch needs some attention. Someone throw that senile crone a bone.

Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 02:01 PM (YoYH/)

28
Fun Fact: Valerie Plame was the model for Johnny Depp's character in Once Upon A Time In Mexico. She insisted that his undercover CIA Agent wear a tshirt with "CIA" in big letters.....for accuracy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2014 02:01 PM (TIIx5)

29 Valerie Plame was, at best, an office-bound analyst. "Outing" her was, at worst, a boost to her already-inflated ego.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit & Vaginassassin, aka Beth at December 22, 2014 02:02 PM (4df7R)

30 My undercover name is "77".

You figure it out.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 22, 2014 02:02 PM (ViF0c)

31 We have to relive this along with the Carter years?

Why?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Trade Your Tale of Woe for Genuine Sympathy at the Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2014 02:02 PM (hLRSq)

32
The link has a link to an old Ace piece. (Sockpuppeting Greenwald).

Which in turn explains that its own timestamp has been set in the future.

The singularity approaches.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 22, 2014 01:58 PM (1xUj/)

Nah. That's just Teh Ewok's time machine, the one he totally doesn't have.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2014 02:03 PM (TIIx5)

33 Would you believe, the "old retweet" trick?

Posted by: Agent 86 Maxwell Smart at December 22, 2014 02:04 PM (Spluw)

34 This device is a snooze button for your 15 minutes of fame, Double Oh Oh.

Posted by: Q at December 22, 2014 02:04 PM (V70Ne)

35
And there goes Candy Store Crowley . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2014 02:04 PM (CMkNk)

36 Yes. But did she "out" out them...?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 22, 2014 02:04 PM (LA7Cm)

37 She's just mad Quinn and Saul went back to the agency.
Posted by: Nigel
--------------

Could be bad meds.

Posted by: Carrie Matheson at December 22, 2014 02:04 PM (U93Mr)

38
Wasn't the Plame of Anbesol a thing in LotR?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 22, 2014 02:04 PM (ekmuQ)

39 My undercover name is "77". You figure it out.
Posted by: ScoggDog

You strip at sunset?

Posted by: Agent 86 Maxwell Smart at December 22, 2014 02:04 PM (Spluw)

40 Today on "Whatever Happened To..." Joe Wilson's Yellowcake recipes for the Holidays

Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2014 02:05 PM (S0A/C)

41 Today on "Whatever Happened To..." Joe Wilson's Yellowcake recipes for the Holidays
Posted by: tu3031

Go on....

Posted by: The Umpteenth Imam at December 22, 2014 02:06 PM (Spluw)

42
Fun Fact: Valerie Plame's code name was "Feldspar", because James Coburn had dibs on "Flint".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2014 02:06 PM (TIIx5)

43 Anything you can do I can do better.

Posted by: Valerie Plame at December 22, 2014 02:07 PM (XUKZU)

44 Valerie Who?

I thought Valerie was a trademarked name for an Iranian WH adviser?

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2014 02:07 PM (0FSuD)

45 Today on "Whatever Happened To..." Richard Clarke's NFL playoff picks

Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2014 02:07 PM (S0A/C)

46
James Woods burning up the twitter.
http://tinyurl.com/p768rch

Posted by: maddogg at December 22, 2014 02:07 PM (xWW96)

47
Remember the scene in the waiting room for after dead counseling in Beetlejuice?

Paradise, compared to sitting in a Comcast "service" center...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 22, 2014 02:07 PM (ekmuQ)

48 Ace must be having an end-of-the-year clearance of articles. Seems he's been churning them out pretty heavy.......and on a Monday.

Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 02:08 PM (YoYH/)

49
Fun Fact: Mike Myers came up with the idea for Dr. Evil's mutated sea bass from seeing Valerie Plame's official photo during a tour of Langley.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2014 02:08 PM (TIIx5)

50 @1 It's Scooter Libby's fault.
----------------------

And totally not Richard Armitage's. That's just a scurrilous lie spread by those right-wing warmongers.

The fact that the Plame-leaker and an actor who seems to be popular with the ladies share the same name causes me a certain degree of amusement.

Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 02:09 PM (UWFpX)

51 I Can't Breathe.

Posted by: Isadora Duncan at December 22, 2014 02:09 PM (U93Mr)

52 Plame was a double agent. Pretended to work for CIA but really worked for the Democrats.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 02:09 PM (3jmxp)

53 Ha. Just received this missive from a friend:

"Dear Friends,

Please take note and have a safe and Merry Christmas!

With the holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my family & friends about drinking and driving. As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well, three days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails, followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before .. I took a cab home!
Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block, but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real relief and surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don't even know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it!!! "

Posted by: toby928(C) has a petard at December 22, 2014 02:09 PM (rwI+c)

54 What does Lucy Ramirez have to say about this?

Posted by: FireHorse at December 22, 2014 02:10 PM (aQssP)

55 Lizzy, from the last thread...
Definitely not a nazi thing.
Japanese "background" in this book.
Might have been one of the Nicholas Linnear books.
Anna might know em.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 22, 2014 02:10 PM (aVY3U)

56 Plame was a double agent. Pretended to work for CIA but really worked for the Democrats.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 22, 2014 02:09 PM (3jmxp)

------------------------------------------

This is probably true.

Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 02:11 PM (YoYH/)

57 Today on "Whatever Happened To..." Fawn Hall's Holiday Fashion Tips

Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2014 02:11 PM (S0A/C)

58 Was she a double naught spy like me?

Posted by: Jethro Bodeen at December 22, 2014 02:11 PM (OD2ni)

59 Valerie "Plain Jane" Plame is just pissed she's not as hot as Anna Chapman.

Posted by: Fritz at December 22, 2014 02:11 PM (UzPAd)

60 Obligatory. Well, it is Val.

http://tinyurl.com/or5xxyd

Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 22, 2014 02:12 PM (zKIuh)

61

Isn't "Valerie Plame" the name of a Roxy Music tune from the 70's?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 22, 2014 02:12 PM (CMkNk)

62
Posted by: toby928(C) has a petard at December 22, 2014 02:09 PM (rwI+c)

Notes from an Uber Mensch?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 22, 2014 02:12 PM (ekmuQ)

63 another one:

"I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church. When I heard Al Sharpton was the guest preacher at a black Houston church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.........I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the church. He laid his hands on my hand and said:

"By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today." I told him I was not paralyzed.

He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing. Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, my car had been stolen!

Posted by: toby928(C) has a petard at December 22, 2014 02:13 PM (rwI+c)

64 >>>James Woods burning up the twitter.

Well, he was sort of a NYC mayor, I guess....

Posted by: Bigby's Press-On Fingernails at December 22, 2014 02:13 PM (3ZtZW)

65 I originally thought that this was sarcasm because nobody could be that stupid evil but now I think they mean it.

http://tinyurl.com/k9plmmf

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 22, 2014 02:13 PM (XUKZU)

66 Meanwhile (courtesy of a re-tweet from zerohedge), we have unhinged Cheney-hating libs at the NY Times calling on unhinged Cheney-hating libs at the Dept of (In)Justice to prosecute said former VP based on a report produced entirely by unhinged Cheney-hating libs staffers of in the unhinged Cheney-hating lib Senators.

Gonna be a real long 2-years.

Posted by: DocJ at December 22, 2014 02:13 PM (zrsn3)

67
In other stupid administration news: It looks like we paid $5 BILLION DOLLARS (holds pinky to lips) to release that SOB Bergdahl along with prisoner swap.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 22, 2014 02:14 PM (NtzGn)

68 Sure enough on the way home there was a police road
block, but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely
without incident. This was a real relief and surprise because I had
never driven a cab before. I don't even know where I got it and now that
it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it!!! "

Posted by: toby928(C) has a petard at December 22, 2014 02:09 PM (rwI+c)

Ha Ha. I have a friend that has an old limo. Same story. The cops just wave him through. He drives drunk as shit, but he wears a black limo drivers hat!

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2014 02:14 PM (0FSuD)

69 7
We used to have a quaint thing called "treason" in this country.

According to the DC pols we're probably all on a list.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 22, 2014 02:14 PM (XzRw1)

70 Today on Whatever Happened To. . .?, we'll get swimming tips from Donna Rice!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 22, 2014 02:14 PM (zF6Iw)

71 Pakistan plans to execute around 500 militants in coming weeks after the
government lifted a moratorium on the death penalty in terror cases
following a Taliban school massacre.

Posted by: Ezra "VOX-Boy"Klein at December 22, 2014 02:14 PM (e8kgV)

72
Fun Fact: Valerie Plame tried to use a vintage OSS "glove gun" to punch through the CIA's glass ceiling. The plan didn't pan out when she fell off the stepstool while wearing high heels.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2014 02:14 PM (TIIx5)

73 James Woods burning up the twitter.
http://tinyurl.com/p768rch
Posted by: maddogg at December 22, 2014 02:07 PM (xWW96)

---

On the Second Day of Kwanza
Al Shapton gave the NYPD
Two deads cops
and an riot in New York City.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 02:14 PM (NaV4z)

74 >>DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT
NKorea suffering major Internet outages...

First, good.

Second, how would you define a major internet outage in North Korea?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2014 02:14 PM (g1DWB)

75 Bush really screwed up handling this twat. The day this "story" became a story, he could have squashed it and had Valerie brought up on charges for involving her loser husband in this whole absurd "fact finding" mission.

Instead it was this "drip, drip" where a complete non-story was tuned into a front page shit show because no one in the Administration had the balls to call this woman out.

Posted by: McAdams at December 22, 2014 02:15 PM (1FFZ2)

76 I've got my license to ill.....

Posted by: Valerie Plame at December 22, 2014 02:15 PM (5UYtO)

77 There's no yellowcake in Niger.
There's no yellowcake in Niger.
There's no yellowcake in Niger.
There's no yellowcake in Niger.
There's no yellowcake in Niger.
There's no yellowcake in Niger.
There's no yellowcake in Niger.
There's no yellowcake in Niger.
More sweet tea?

Posted by: Joe "Rain Man" Wilson at December 22, 2014 02:15 PM (uqV2n)

78 @74 Second, how would you define a major internet outage in North Korea?
--------------

Kim Jong Un can't access Candy Crush?

Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 02:16 PM (UWFpX)

79 Wait, wait, wait.

"Gratuitously using comment sockpuppets" is a BAD thing?

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 22, 2014 02:17 PM (yxw0r)

80 The old bitch needs some attention. Someone throw that senile crone a bone.

I'm not taking one for the team.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 02:17 PM (SaOs3)

81 The link has a link to an old Ace piece. (Sockpuppeting Greenwald).

Which in turn explains that its own timestamp has been set in the future.

The singularity approaches.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 22, 2014 01:58 PM (1xUj/)

I WANNA USE THE TIME MACHINE!

*stamps wee feets*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at December 22, 2014 02:18 PM (mf5HN)

82 There's no yellowcake in Niger.
There's no yellowcake in Niger.
There's no yellowcake in Niger.
There's no yellowcake in Niger.
There's no yellowcake in Niger.
There's no yellowcake in Niger.
There's no yellowcake in Niger.
There's no yellowcake in Niger.
More sweet tea?

Tea and chocolate cake then.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 02:18 PM (SaOs3)

83 75
Bush really screwed up handling this twat.

Bush screwed up most things.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 22, 2014 02:18 PM (XzRw1)

84 @81 I WANNA USE THE TIME MACHINE!

*stamps wee feets*
-------------------

Unfortunately, it has a sign that starts with, "You must be this high..."

Or so I've heard.

Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 02:19 PM (UWFpX)

85 83.

And then we had Obama and suddenly the whining about Bush seems petty.

Posted by: McAdams at December 22, 2014 02:19 PM (1FFZ2)

86
I WANNA USE THE TIME MACHINE!

*stamps wee feets*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at December 22, 2014 02:18 PM (mf5HN)

The "on" button is at the very top of the machine.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2014 02:20 PM (TIIx5)

87 I WANNA USE THE TIME MACHINE!
*stamps wee feets*

That is sooooooo cute when she does that.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 02:20 PM (SaOs3)

88 78
@74 Second, how would you define a major internet outage in North Korea?

http://www.youporn.com/ is down. NSFW

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 22, 2014 02:20 PM (0FSuD)

89 Today on "What Ever Happened To..." we get body hair removal advice from Greg Louganis.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at December 22, 2014 02:20 PM (V70Ne)

90 Second, how would you define a major internet outage in North Korea?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 22, 2014 02:14 PM (g1DWB)

When Glorious Leader's Steam account won't open?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Trade Your Tale of Woe for Genuine Sympathy at the Outrage Outlet! at December 22, 2014 02:20 PM (hLRSq)

91 Unfortunately, it has a sign that starts with, "You must be this high..."

That explains all the rentals in Colorado.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 22, 2014 02:20 PM (DT3rQ)

92 The old bitch needs some attention. Someone throw that senile crone a bone.

I think a book deal would probably do it...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2014 02:20 PM (S0A/C)

93 >>>>Second, how would you define a major internet outage in North Korea?

Someone made a call. AND THAT SOMEONE WILL DIE!

Posted by: Bigby's Press-On Fingernails at December 22, 2014 02:21 PM (3ZtZW)

94 Will the national separation that is coming be amicable.... or ugly.
Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 01:57 PM (NaV4z)

Ugly in ways you can not imagine.

Posted by: Adventure Time at December 22, 2014 02:21 PM (xtpUs)

95
I Can't Breathe.

Posted by: Isadora Duncan at December 22, 2014 02:09 PM (U93Mr)

You are SO going to Hell for that. I'll save you a seat by the air conditioning ducts.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 22, 2014 02:21 PM (TIIx5)

96 That is sooooooo cute when she does that.

Posted by: rickb223

Isn't it, though? Bless her little heart.

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 22, 2014 02:22 PM (/Ho8c)

97 You slackers missed out on the Vox shirts.

But there is still time for..

There's still time to sign the @OFA holiday card for the President

Posted by: Femynist Feline at December 22, 2014 02:22 PM (fWAjv)

98 A Christmas Miracle!!!!

Has the 500 error been fixed?!?

Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 22, 2014 02:23 PM (fWAjv)

99 Today on "What Ever Happened To..." Kofi Annan on When Hiring Your Son Is the Wrong Way to Go

Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2014 02:23 PM (S0A/C)

100 You are SO going to Hell for that. I'll save you a seat by the air conditioning ducts.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

Save a bunch of us seats for picking on AtC.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 02:23 PM (SaOs3)

101 Will the national separation that is coming be amicable.... or ugly.

How many national separations end amicably? I'm guessing ours will end up looking more like Hunger Games than Mad Max but either way it's going to be for a whole lot of people, in a word, awful.

Posted by: DocJ at December 22, 2014 02:24 PM (zrsn3)

102 >>>>I WANNA USE THE TIME MACHINE!

Here:
http://is.gd/DkQ5cX

Kinda past-y

Posted by: Bigby's Press-On Fingernails at December 22, 2014 02:24 PM (3ZtZW)

103 Per FNC: Critics calling for response from Dear Leader on the NYPD killings.

WTF. Don't they know he's on vacation?

Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 02:24 PM (YoYH/)

104 How many national separations end amicably? I'm
guessing ours will end up looking more like Hunger Games than Mad Max
but either way it's going to be for a whole lot of people, in a word,
awful.

Posted by: DocJ at December 22, 2014 02:24 PM (zrsn3)

Sorry we lost?

Posted by: Confederate States of America at December 22, 2014 02:25 PM (0FSuD)

105 DeBlasio has apparently decreed that there shall be no more anti-cop protests until after the funerals of the two NYC cops.

I'm curious what he'll do when he's ignored.

Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 02:26 PM (UWFpX)

106 Just paid the government my yearly rent on the house that I own.

Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 02:26 PM (YoYH/)

107 Will the national separation that is coming be amicable.... or ugly.

How many national separations end amicably? I'm guessing ours will end up looking more like Hunger Games than Mad Max but either way it's going to be for a whole lot of people, in a word, awful.

Ima gonna drop this here monkey wrench into District 1's gears......

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 02:27 PM (SaOs3)

108 Per FNC: Critics calling for response from Dear Leader on the NYPD killings.

WTF. Don't they know he's on vacation?

-
Those golf balls aren't going to hit themselves.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 22, 2014 02:27 PM (XUKZU)

109 FNC: Critics calling for response from Dear Leader on the NYPD killings.

WTF. Don't they know he's on vacation?

Okay...
"FORE!!"
How was that?

Posted by: Emperor Clusterfuck I at December 22, 2014 02:27 PM (S0A/C)

110 CIA Director: We're going to make your cover an interior designer.
Plame: Okay. I can fake that. Where is my office?
CIA Director: You'll be conducting your redecorating cover at CIA headquarters.
Plame: Is it wise to make my first cover job at CIA headquarters?
CIA Director: You misconstrued. It's not your first cover work, it's your only cover work. Your cover is working a redecorating job at CIA headquarters that will go on indefinitely. It's the perfect cover - no intelligence agency would do something so stupid.
Plame: But they underestimated us. High five!

Posted by: East Bay Jay at December 22, 2014 02:28 PM (7v8o1)

111 *narrows eyes*

*updates The List*

Soon, my Ravage. Soon.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at December 22, 2014 02:28 PM (mf5HN)

112 How many national separations end amicably?

Just got a joint message from Slovakia and the Czech Republic. I don't speak the lingo but I'm pretty sure it translates as laughter and taunting.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 22, 2014 02:28 PM (DT3rQ)

113 The GG Sockpuppet days were great reading.

Posted by: Ellison's Keyboard at December 22, 2014 02:28 PM (rwI+c)

114 Just paid the government my yearly rent on the house that I own.

Im going to the county tax office on Wednesday. Merry F'n Christmas.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 02:29 PM (SaOs3)

115 @105 -- DeBlasio has apparently decreed that there shall be no more
anti-cop protests until after the funerals of the two NYC cops.

I'm curious what he'll do when he's ignored.

Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 02:26 PM (UWFpX)

To quote Her Majesty -- *stamps wee feets*

Posted by: Mark E at December 22, 2014 02:29 PM (i4eXO)

116 100. Save a bunch of us seats for picking on AtC.

If picking on the top shelf challenged is wrong.....
You know the rest

Posted by: NCJ *save a cop-donate a tank* at December 22, 2014 02:29 PM (MaUQj)

117
Plame reminds me of the people that wear "FBI" "CIA" and "Special Ops" shirts.It's okay if you were any of those operators on duty but a little weird and self-indulgent if you weren't. Especially people who wear them that couldn't fight their way out of a paper bag let alone be "TOP SECRET AGENTS".

Plame, like her fellow travellers are fame whores who see themselves as the heroes in the own little mind movies. Hopefully Vanity Fair is not desperate enough to put these leeches on their cover again.

Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 02:29 PM (oiNtH)

118 Sorry we lost?

Posted by: Confederate States of America at December 22, 2014 02:25 PM (0FSuD)

I have a feeling we're going to have the chance to see if the War of Northern Aggression Part II will end the same as the first cut - and though I'm not a betting man I would be betting heavily against the Blues to go 2-for-2 if I were.

Posted by: DocJ at December 22, 2014 02:29 PM (zrsn3)

119 *updates The List*
What the Hell did I do?

Posted by: Franz Liszt at December 22, 2014 02:30 PM (3ZtZW)

120 FNC: Critics calling for response from Dear Leader on the NYPD killings.

WTF. Don't they know he's on vacation?

Okay...
"FORE!!"

What's he on vacation fore?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 02:30 PM (SaOs3)

121 *gulp*

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 22, 2014 02:30 PM (/Ho8c)

122 /composer

Posted by: Bigby's Press-On Fingernails at December 22, 2014 02:31 PM (3ZtZW)

123 >>It looks like we paid $5 BILLION DOLLARS (holds pinky to lips) to release that SOB Bergdahl along with prisoner swap

Please tell me you're kidding. That is INSANE. How much damage can terrorists do with *5 high-level leader* + 5 Billion dollars?

This was not approved by Congress, right?
Impeachment.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 02:31 PM (ABcz/)

124 Today on "What Ever Happened To..." Vanity Fair: We're STILL around! No, really...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2014 02:32 PM (S0A/C)

125 Hey I'm still around as well you know!

Posted by: Keith Olbermann at December 22, 2014 02:33 PM (SQkRc)

126 @123 >>It looks like we paid $5 BILLION DOLLARS (holds pinky to lips) to release that SOB Bergdahl along with prisoner swap

Please tell me you're kidding. That is INSANE. How much damage can terrorists do with *5 high-level leader* + 5 Billion dollars?

This was not approved by Congress, right?
Impeachment.
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Unfortunately, it doesn't surprise me. My vague recollection from the discussions at the time was that the bad guys weren't interested in the release of the Gitmo prisoners, and only wanted money in exchange for Bergdahl's freedom.

Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 02:33 PM (UWFpX)

127 Impeachment.
Posted by: Lizzy

*points*
*laughs*
*dry heaves*

Posted by: John Boehner at December 22, 2014 02:33 PM (V70Ne)

128 Today on "What Ever Happened To..."
Vanity Fair: We're STILL around! No, really...

Stocked right next to Tab Cola.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 02:34 PM (SaOs3)

129 DocJ @ 118 - Hmmm, where has industry re-located? Where are the military bases? Which region is over-represented in the armed services? Which region has heavily pussifed its male population? Yeah, I don't see Blue going 2 for 2, either.

Posted by: butch at December 22, 2014 02:34 PM (0APJ3)

130
Gee, maybe we should ask what Colin Bowel and Little "Dick" Armitage think about htis.

Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 02:34 PM (oiNtH)

131 @112 - excellent point, Brother. Hadn't thought of that.

Posted by: DocJ at December 22, 2014 02:34 PM (zrsn3)

132 I once had a secret decoder ring and my code name was 'Ovaltine'.

Posted by: Valerie Plame at December 22, 2014 02:35 PM (t72+4)

133 Valerie loved my balls. Joe did too. Both enjoyed my special yellow cake.

Posted by: Ted Schweddy at December 22, 2014 02:35 PM (LhMb4)

134 What Joe Biden is doing right now:

Hey watch this! I can put a whole bar of soap into my mouth!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 22, 2014 02:36 PM (XUKZU)

135 Based on my totally anecdotal research, a new CSA that accepts relocating volunteers will have no shortage of manpower.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 22, 2014 02:36 PM (1vFHw)

136 Second, how would you define a major internet outage in North Korea?

Posted by: JackStraw

When someone knocks over the power strip?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2014 02:36 PM (wr4LJ)

137 128
Today on "What Ever Happened To..."

Vanity Fair: We're STILL around! No, really...

Stocked right next to Tab Cola.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 02:34 PM (SaOs3)

And Ayds diet pills...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 22, 2014 02:37 PM (wtvvX)

138 Gee, maybe we should ask what Colin Bowel and Little "Dick" Armitage think about htis.
Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 02:34 PM (oiNtH)

---------------------------------------------

Yes. Let's ask Powel a bunch of questions. Where's that asshole been btw?

Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 02:37 PM (YoYH/)

139 All of the liberal bats seem to be flying furiously out of their belfries lately. Actually I like it that way - the enemy exposing itself in all of its insanity.

Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 02:37 PM (oiNtH)

140

Just paid the government my yearly rent on the house that I own.

Im going to the county tax office on Wednesday. Merry F'n Christmas.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 02:29 PM (SaOs3)

...................................

Yeah, I'm sick and tired of that shit too....

Posted by: Kudzu King at December 22, 2014 02:37 PM (HSmrB)

141 CIA Fun Fact:

Valerie Plame's breast milk pump and station wagon convert into an official CIA mobile waterboarding apparatus which she uses to discipline unruly crossing guards at the local elementary school.

Posted by: Fritz at December 22, 2014 02:37 PM (UzPAd)

142 And Ayds diet pills...

and Space Food Sticks

Posted by: tu3031 at December 22, 2014 02:38 PM (S0A/C)

143 And Ayds diet pills...

Dexa-Trim.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 02:38 PM (SaOs3)

144 >>*points*

*laughs*

*dry heaves*

I know, I know. Won't happen and it's not politically savvy any way because 1st black president, loses elections blah blah blah.

But it's still worth mentioning every time he does something impeachable, isn't it? Even if we know the gutless wonders in DC have no intention of ever doing anything. Just want to keep score and all that.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 02:38 PM (ABcz/)

145 @129 Also, more than a few folks stuck in Blue America who would be going full Mocking Jay once the fascists tried to mobilize the troops. I just don't see that happening nearly as much in the land of the Greys.

Posted by: DocJ at December 22, 2014 02:39 PM (zrsn3)

146 And Ayds diet pills...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 22, 2014 02:37 PM (wtvvX)

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Yeah..... the branding on those little chocolate squares took a major hit in the 80's...

Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 02:39 PM (NaV4z)

147 Rush just cuntpunched the GOPe for the holidays. Good.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 22, 2014 02:39 PM (XzRw1)

148 There's a man who leads a life of dangerTo everyone he meets he stays a strangerWith every move he makes another chance he takesOdds are he won't live to see tomorrowSecret agent man, secret agent manThey've given you a number and taken away your nameBeware of pretty faces that you findA pretty face can hide an evil mindAh, be careful what you sayOr you'll give yourself awayOdds are you won't live to see tomorrowSecret agent man, secret agent manThey've given you a number and taken away your nameSecret agent man, secret agent manThey've given you a number and taken away your nameSwingin' on the Riviera one dayAnd then layin' in the Bombay alley next dayOh no, you let the wrong word slipWhile kissing persuasive lipsThe odds are you won't live to see tomorrowSecret agent man, secret agent manThey've given you a number and taken away your nameSecret agent man

Posted by: agent 44 at December 22, 2014 02:40 PM (lKyWE)

149 Valerie Plame's breast milk pump and station wagon convert into an official CIA mobile waterboarding apparatus which she uses to discipline unruly crossing guards at the local elementary school.
Posted by: Fritz at December 22, 2014 02:37 PM (UzPAd)

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Disinformation.

Valerie Plame has no breasts.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 02:40 PM (NaV4z)

150 Second, how would you define a major internet outage in North Korea?

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They dial up but it just keeps on loading, loading, loading without ever connecting.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 22, 2014 02:40 PM (XUKZU)

151
Soona - Oh I'm sure that Powell will resurface soon to help out his boyfriend in the WH and to lecture us all in his low measured voice about our racist country.

It still cracks me up when he is introduced as a Republican.

Posted by: cheri at December 22, 2014 02:40 PM (oiNtH)

152 I miss Ovaltine. We used to make mom so mad when we'd eat it straight out of the jar.

Posted by: @votermom at December 22, 2014 02:41 PM (5cVHi)

153 Second, how would you define a major internet outage in North Korea?

******
When the router craps out.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty, unperson from Free Market Jesus Paradise at December 22, 2014 02:42 PM (eLjug)

154 Orange blob thingy on route your location. Do you copy, Plame Alpha?

Posted by: eman at December 22, 2014 02:42 PM (mR7Es)

155 Second, how would you define a major internet outage in North Korea?
-
They dial up but it just keeps on loading, loading, loading without ever connecting.
Posted by: The Great White Snark

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So THAT'S where Wal Mart shipped all of those AOL discs!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 02:43 PM (SaOs3)

156 How many national separations end amicably? I'm guessing ours will end up looking more like Hunger Games than Mad Max but either way it's going to be for a whole lot of people, in a word, awful.

Posted by: DocJ

Norway from Sweden and Slovakia from Czechoslovakia. Other than that, I don't know.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2014 02:43 PM (wr4LJ)

157 I found her name via bing several days ago. Apparently, it's been talked about for at least a few years.

Posted by: --- at December 22, 2014 02:43 PM (MMC8r)

158 I miss Ovaltine. We used to make mom so mad when we'd eat it straight out of the jar.
Posted by: @votermom at December 22, 2014 02:41 PM (5cVHi)

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Hershey's hot chocolate powder was still the best though.

Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 02:43 PM (YoYH/)

159 Plame.

Val Plame.

*cue music*

Posted by: eman at December 22, 2014 02:44 PM (mR7Es)

160 @156 How many national separations end amicably? I'm guessing ours will end up looking more like Hunger Games than Mad Max but either way it's going to be for a whole lot of people, in a word, awful.

Posted by: DocJ

Norway from Sweden and Slovakia from Czechoslovakia. Other than that, I don't know.
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The Soviet Union, at the time.

Now it's looking a bit less amicable, though. There's been Georgia and Ukraine, of course. And apparently Putin said something about Khazakstan last summer.

Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 02:45 PM (UWFpX)

161 Many Bothans died to retweet this information.

Posted by: Valerie Plame at December 22, 2014 02:45 PM (V70Ne)

162 Soon, my Ravage. Soon.

After the Christmas Rush and Winter you might be ok til Spring.

Might be.

Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2014 02:46 PM (DL2i+)

163 151

It still cracks me up when he is introduced as a Republican.

A few years ago Powell was referred to as a conservative on FNC. Probably still is along with Karl Rove, Jeb Bush, Dana Perino, Peter King(NY) et al.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 22, 2014 02:46 PM (XzRw1)

164 The Soviet Union, at the time. Now it's looking a bit less amicable, though. There's been Georgia and Ukraine, of course. And apparently Putin said something about Khazakstan last summer.
Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 02:45 PM (UWFpX)

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He may have to put everything on hold for now. Troops DO like getting paid.

Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 02:47 PM (YoYH/)

165 Plame.

Val Plame.

*cue music*

/starts up "Yakety Sax"

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 22, 2014 02:48 PM (DT3rQ)

166 >>>>the enemy exposing itself in all of its insanity.

Oh shoot - meant to post this for AtC

http://is.gd/EosjBg

Posted by: Bigby's Press-On Fingernails at December 22, 2014 02:48 PM (3ZtZW)

167 I'm coming out. I want the world to know, gotta let it show.

Posted by: Valerie Ross Plame at December 22, 2014 02:48 PM (Dwehj)

168 He may have to put everything on hold for now. Troops DO like getting paid.

Posted by: Soona

I smell a Kickstarter campaign!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2014 02:49 PM (wr4LJ)

169 Oh shoot - meant to post this for AtC

http://is.gd/EosjBg
Posted by: Bigby's Press-On Fingernails at December 22, 2014 02:48 PM (3ZtZW)

*grabby hands*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Please? at December 22, 2014 02:49 PM (mf5HN)

170 Dana Perino has the ability to not only spot my last nerve, but stomp the damned thing with her milquetoast limp-wristed bullshit.

Not. A. Fan.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 22, 2014 02:50 PM (1vFHw)

171 I'm pretty sure I could put politics aside for a moment and fuck Plame.

As an act of bipartisan comity.

For the country.

And all that it stands for.

Posted by: jwest at December 22, 2014 02:50 PM (vwlGK)

172 Hey! I just realized. This is a short work week. So is next week. Woohoo!

Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 02:50 PM (YoYH/)

173 Yellow Light Time Standards

Legislation mandating proper yellow light times is mostly non-existent. It is one of the goals of this project to establish national standards to protect motorists.

For the purposes of this project, we have put together a general guide to appropriate yellow light durations.

This guide is intended to help identify potentially dangerous short yellow light times. Whenever possible, suspicious timings will be confirmed by a trained, objective traffic engineer.

Recommended Yellow Light Times
Three seconds should be the absolute minimum time for any intersection.

25 MPH -- 3.0 Seconds
30 MPH -- 3.5 Seconds
35 MPH -- 4.0 Seconds
40 MPH -- 4.5 Seconds
45 MPH -- 5.0 Seconds
50 MPH -- 5.5 Seconds
55 MPH -- 6.0 Seconds

Posted by: Rahm E at December 22, 2014 02:51 PM (e8kgV)

174 Interesting that the separation of Slovakia from Czechoslovakia (which was even in its original form more-or-less cobbled together out of the Czechs and Slovaks after WW-I) and the peaceful (for now) dissolution of the USSR were both fringe benefits, perks if you will, from our winning the Cold War and the collapse of Soviet communism.

Posted by: DocJ at December 22, 2014 02:51 PM (zrsn3)

175 I'm pretty sure I could put politics aside for a moment and fuck Plame.

Dude. I know standards among the Horde are relaxed, but...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 22, 2014 02:51 PM (DT3rQ)

176 Yay!

Treason for thee, but not for me!!!!

Suck it, "Scooter"

Posted by: Super Spy Val Plame at December 22, 2014 02:51 PM (jBGuc)

177 I smell a Kickstarter campaign!
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 22, 2014 02:49 PM (wr4LJ)

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Yeah. There's that too.

Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 02:52 PM (YoYH/)

178 Come on Cavil ... Have you looked at her ? For 51, the chic has really held herself together.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 22, 2014 02:53 PM (1vFHw)

179 @164 He may have to put everything on hold for now. Troops DO like getting paid.
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There's at least one theory floating around that Putin will distract from the current domestic discontent by starting more trouble with one of the neighboring countries that used to be a part of the USSR.

Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 02:53 PM (UWFpX)

180 Yay!
Treason for thee, but not for me!!!!
Suck it, "Scooter"
Posted by: Super Spy Val Plame

Honestly? Val should be waking up in N. Korea, courtesy of her CIA brethern for this.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 02:53 PM (SaOs3)

181 Da. Her and her husband were also as famous as us once. Almost as much as Moose and Squirrel.

Posted by: Boris and Natasha at December 22, 2014 02:54 PM (S0A/C)

182 "Plame wasn't really undercover -- real undercover CIA agents don't drive to work at the CIA headquarters every morning"

So she lied? Sort of like how women will lie about rape to ruin a man?

So the whole investigation,destroyedlifeand prison sentence was a mistake? Thats a relief.

Posted by: Scooter Libby at December 22, 2014 02:55 PM (tiznI)

183 Honestly? Val should be waking up in N. Korea, courtesy of her CIA brethern for this.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 02:53 PM (SaOs3)

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You mean, Val, et al.

Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 02:56 PM (YoYH/)

184 http://is.gd/EosjBg

Posted by: Bigby's Press-On Fingernails at December 22, 2014 02:48 PM (3ZtZW)

*grabby hands*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMODLook! She likes it! How cute.

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 22, 2014 02:56 PM (/Ho8c)

185
"Dude. I know standards among the Horde are relaxed, but..."

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 22, 2014 02:51 PM (DT3rQ

I've always felt sorry for her.

One moment she's doing fine, next she's blowing washed-up former low-level ambassadors behind the dumpsters at the State Department.

Who knows what could have been?

Posted by: jwest at December 22, 2014 02:56 PM (vwlGK)

186 I miss Mark V beer. The original light beer! This Soetoro guy makes my brother look like a genius!

Posted by: Zombie Billy Carter at December 22, 2014 02:56 PM (LhMb4)

187 @182 So the whole investigation,destroyedlifeand prison sentence was a mistake? Thats a relief.

Posted by: Scooter Libby at December 22, 2014 02:55 PM (tiznI)
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Given that you weren't the one identified as the leaker...

Posted by: junior at December 22, 2014 02:56 PM (UWFpX)

188 I'm out!, Jerry.

...and i'm loving every minute of it!

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at December 22, 2014 02:57 PM (dBJ+6)

189 >>So the whole investigation,destroyedlifeand prison sentence was a mistake? Thats a relief.

Set-up<--------Mistake

Posted by: Lizzy at December 22, 2014 02:57 PM (ABcz/)

190 Cmon its an awesome wreath

Posted by: Bigby's Press-On Fingernails at December 22, 2014 02:57 PM (3ZtZW)

191 I was the first spy to use Wesson oil in my super-spy mobile to create an oil slick, because it's eco-friendly. Now it's pretty much a trade-wide practice.

#TrendSetter

Posted by: Valerie Plame at December 22, 2014 02:58 PM (t72+4)

192 This is really going to piss you off Scooter ...

... looks like Armitage was the leaker, Fitzgerald knew it, and you were picked to be the fall guy. Kinda' like Ollie North - but without your consent.

So sorry. At least you got your pardon. Oh ...

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 22, 2014 02:58 PM (1vFHw)

193 I got nuthin' but you guys are really funny today.

Posted by: New phone at December 22, 2014 02:59 PM (1ilB8)

194 Like her or not, Perrino is quite the little spinner.

Posted by: Garrett at December 22, 2014 02:59 PM (dBJ+6)

195 OT: Joe Cocker is no longer feelin' alright, passed from lung cancer, age 70.

In ironic tribute:

http://youtu.be/-RK9NpGr2-s

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 22, 2014 02:59 PM (DT3rQ)

196 OK, which Moron installed this in the mancave?

http://youtu.be/T2r-sVyR7mk

Posted by: Country Singer at December 22, 2014 02:59 PM (nL0sw)

197 Perrino would be much more attractive with a ball gag.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 22, 2014 03:01 PM (1vFHw)

198 So the wiper on my rear window went sllloooowwwwwwwrrrrr and then stopped. I can move it with my hands when its turned on, but really sluggish.

Reading up on the ole intertubes, guy says I can just take off the arm, remove The Big Nut, then use some WD-Ferty on the insides. Anybody ever have to do that kinda thing? Does it work?

Posted by: Bigby's Press-On Fingernails at December 22, 2014 03:01 PM (3ZtZW)

199 WD-40 or Butter.

Both will work just fine.

Posted by: Marlon Brando at December 22, 2014 03:02 PM (dBJ+6)

200 Well if I can't trust Brando, then who can I trust?

Posted by: Bigby's Press-On Fingernails at December 22, 2014 03:03 PM (3ZtZW)

201 Did someone say ball gag?

Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 22, 2014 03:04 PM (Dwehj)

202 OK, which Moron installed this in the mancave? http://youtu.be/T2r-sVyR7mk
Posted by: Country Singer at December 22, 2014 02:59 PM (nL0sw)

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How long before a moron says he'd hit it?

Posted by: Soona at December 22, 2014 03:04 PM (YoYH/)

203 105 DeBlasio has apparently decreed that there shall be no more anti-cop protests until after the funerals of the two NYC cops.

I'm curious what he'll do when he's ignored.
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He won't be ignored. All riots are cancelled during Christmas vacation. When the toots return to school they will start up again.

Posted by: Chilling the most at December 22, 2014 03:04 PM (wWs6x)

204 nood up

Posted by: rickb223 at December 22, 2014 03:05 PM (CAapk)

205 DeBlasio has apparently decreed that there shall be no more anti-cop protests until after the funerals of the two NYC cops.

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What a little fascist. He cant do that...

Posted by: fixerupper at December 22, 2014 03:06 PM (NaV4z)

206 How long before a moron says he'd hit it?

Preceded by something about needing a sammich or two.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at December 22, 2014 03:07 PM (Dwehj)

207 What do you call a Chinese spy? A Secret Asian Man!

Thank you, I'll be here all week, be sure to tip off the press.

Posted by: Val Plame at December 22, 2014 03:12 PM (fBxC6)

208 GentleMorons, It's time:

http://cheezburger.com/8400416000

Posted by: DaveA at December 22, 2014 03:13 PM (DL2i+)

209 If she knew this was classified information while she held a security clearance, then she has committed a federal crime.

Of course, some federal laws are meant to be broken if it's for a good cause or has the backing of the right people.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at December 22, 2014 03:14 PM (zpZLP)

210 So which staffer is going to get sent to prison for misremembering the details about this one?

I vote for Valjar.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 22, 2014 04:22 PM (6fyGz)

211 "real undercover CIA agents don't drive to work at the CIA headquarters every morning"

Yes, they do. Every day. :-)

Posted by: Jeanne at December 22, 2014 04:40 PM (CzGpp)

212 Escort girls www.regmodels.ru

Posted by: regmodels.ru at December 22, 2014 07:47 PM (LxyDe)

213 "real undercover CIA agents don't drive to work at the CIA headquarters every morning."

Where did you hear such erroneous information, Ace?

Agents can be undercover and drive to work while protecting their cover.

If not, they're shitty agents.

Posted by: @PeeteySDee at December 22, 2014 08:02 PM (JG5Vi)

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