Sunday Football Thread

Dec 21. Almost Christmas y'all.

Dallas and Indy both 10-4. Should be interestin. Murray reportedly said he's gonna play.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 12:58 PM

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1 Signs of Johnny Manziel's struggles evident in poor practice outingshttp://tinyurl.com/o45xdpv

Posted by: The Dude at December 21, 2014 12:51 PM (SyKbw)

2 yay formatting

http://tinyurl.com/o45xdpv

Posted by: The Dude at December 21, 2014 12:52 PM (SyKbw)

3 Looks like she's ready to drop a paint filled egg.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2014 12:52 PM (hi7rv)

4 When Santa hides elbows in velveteen stockings, you better be on your best behavior.

Posted by: Fritz at December 21, 2014 12:56 PM (dVmLD)

5 That's just red fabric you're seeing there, guys.

Stand down from Nip Alert.

Posted by: eman at December 21, 2014 12:58 PM (MQEz6)

6 Reindeer toe for Xmas!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 21, 2014 12:59 PM (AbfZY)

7 So, no elbows. Thanks, Dave.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at December 21, 2014 01:02 PM (bUmSq)

8 Here comes Santa Clause down elbow way.. cue notes for music.

Posted by: Vic at December 21, 2014 01:05 PM (u9gzs)

9
You've been Santa Twerked.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 21, 2014 01:06 PM (NtzGn)

10 I'm sure her BF loves the fact that this is the longest night of the year.

Posted by: Vic at December 21, 2014 01:06 PM (u9gzs)

11 How 'bout them Chargers?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 21, 2014 01:07 PM (0HooB)

12 HO! HO!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 21, 2014 01:07 PM (UVfht)

13
I can't breathe.

Posted by: Reindeer Toe at December 21, 2014 01:08 PM (NtzGn)

14 Brattleboro wants to wish President Obama and his family a Happy Winter Solstice Holiday and have fun in Hawaii. You deserve the vacation and keep up the good work in helping all of us that hate Bush.

Posted by: Jenny Stienam-Jones-Carter at December 21, 2014 01:09 PM (D5iCY)

15 Geen Bay starts off today like shit.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 21, 2014 01:09 PM (BXkFh)

16 She's a cutie all right, but my truck is older than she is.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 21, 2014 01:09 PM (0HooB)

17 The Raiders are in a rebuilding phase.

Posted by: eman at December 21, 2014 01:10 PM (MQEz6)

18 Go Saints

Posted by: CSMBigBird at December 21, 2014 01:12 PM (xInes)

19 Geen Bay starts off today like shit.

Its hard to play without an r.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 21, 2014 01:13 PM (NtzGn)

20 10 I'm sure her BF loves the fact that this is the longest night of the year.
Posted by: Vic at December 21, 2014 01:06 PM (u9gzs)

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Thank God. The daytime will start getting longer now.

Posted by: Soona at December 21, 2014 01:17 PM (xF71N)

21 All of the tough rhetoric directed at Johnny Football last week has violently crushed the Browns hopes of making the playoffs.

Posted by: Fritz at December 21, 2014 01:17 PM (dVmLD)

22 I saw a Raiders fan on the light rail car the other night, quietly removing his black and silver shoulder pads with the 4-inch spikes while dabbing at a tear in the corner of his eye. I thought to myself, "what is it that causes our humanity to make a connection with a total stranger." I walked up to him and put my arm around his shoulder and said, "I'll ride with you."

...he stuck a screwdriver in my spleen.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 21, 2014 01:18 PM (NeFrd)

23 16
She's a cutie all right, but my truck is older than she is.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 21, 2014 01:09 PM (0HooB)

Truck Hell, my underwear is older than she is. But I would still wear her like my underwear (except that wifey would kill me).

Posted by: Vic at December 21, 2014 01:20 PM (u9gzs)

24 Fword! Fword! Fword!

Posted by: Tom Brady at December 21, 2014 01:21 PM (uqV2n)

25
Is it wrong that I want to give her my yule log on this solstice day?

No wifey to kill me, so that's a bonus.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 21, 2014 01:22 PM (VvOZ5)

26 Tom Brady's tough rhetoric caused the violent sack he just received in the pocket.

Posted by: Fritz at December 21, 2014 01:22 PM (dVmLD)

27
I walked up to him and put my arm around his shoulder and said, "I'll ride with you."

...he stuck a screwdriver in my spleen.

Can't say I blame RaiderNation for that...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 21, 2014 01:23 PM (VvOZ5)

28 Hands up! Catch this pass!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 21, 2014 01:24 PM (0HooB)

29 *gets sacked, throws a pick*

Posted by: Johnny Football at December 21, 2014 01:27 PM (GULKT)

30 >>I walked up to him and put my arm around his shoulder and said, "I'll ride with you."

Should have gone with "I'll raid with you".

Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2014 01:27 PM (g1DWB)

31 Dear Santa, since I've been such a good boy this year, could you drop that elf girl into my lap. Thanks, fairweatherbill.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at December 21, 2014 01:29 PM (r2vMO)

32
27
I walked up to him and put my arm around his shoulder and said, "I'll ride with you."

...he stuck a screwdriver in my spleen.

Can't say I blame RaiderNation for that...
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at December 21, 2014 01:23 PM (VvOZ5)

The raiders actually did a good thing this week. Fox nfl Sunday covered them visiting a four year old girl that's really sick. Giving her lots of signed helmets others items and she's going to today's game. One of the players gave the father his game check for the week saying she deserves the best Christmas she could get.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 21, 2014 01:31 PM (GULKT)

33 I remember this pic from last year!

I ride her!
I'll let her ride me!
Then I'll drive her to get some food; I'm thinking burgers but I'm flexible.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 21, 2014 01:32 PM (O3k74)

34 Mmmmmm... Mrs. Santa's sister.

Posted by: Bad Santa at December 21, 2014 01:34 PM (qfd4W)

35 Johnny football can't even stay standing when no one touches him.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 21, 2014 01:34 PM (GULKT)

36 One of the players gave the father his game check for the week saying she deserves the best Christmas she could get.

***

Well, I'll set aside my usual deep abiding cynicism to say, "good for him!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 21, 2014 01:34 PM (NeFrd)

37 16
She's a cutie all right, but my truck is older than she is.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 21, 2014 01:09 PM (0HooB)

To paraphrase and update Gregory Peck:

If she's under 18 she's protected by law. If she's over 65 she's protected by Nature. Anything in the middle is fair game.

Now having said that I need to keep a sharp eye out for Mrs. Athens . . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 21, 2014 01:36 PM (O3k74)

38
The raiders actually did a good thing this week. Fox nfl Sunday covered them visiting a four year old girl that's really sick. Giving her lots of signed helmets others items and she's going to today's game. One of the players gave the father his game check for the week saying she deserves the best Christmas she could get.
Posted by: Buzzion

Yeah, but then they raped and beat 4 different women. After that they drove drunk through a peaceful protest staged by the Friends of the Gentle Giant killing two people. Finally, they made illegal firearms purchases and shot up a camp of recently arrived Honduran refugees.

Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at December 21, 2014 01:37 PM (r2vMO)

39 Johnny football can't even stay standing when no one touches him.

It may not look that big to you, but to a midget, a football is a large and unwieldy object.

Posted by: Marvin Lewis at December 21, 2014 01:37 PM (RaD+z)

40 Mmmmmm... Mrs. Santa's sister.
Posted by: Bad Santa at December 21, 2014 01:34 PM (qfd4W)

Mrs. Clause shopping asking for a Stinger missile set this year . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 21, 2014 01:38 PM (O3k74)

41 **stares at cheerleader**
I've got a present for you.
It's a "wooden pickle".

Posted by: Thurman Merman at December 21, 2014 01:39 PM (qfd4W)

42
36 One of the players gave the father his game check for the week saying she deserves the best Christmas she could get.

***

Well, I'll set aside my usual deep abiding cynicism to say, "good for him!"
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 21, 2014 01:34 PM (NeFrd)

Probably bigger than you realize. Strahan pointed out that nfl player doesn't get a paycheck every week of the year. They get one every week of the season. So he just gave 1/17 of his salary.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 21, 2014 01:40 PM (GULKT)

43 vikings playing like they want to win, what's up with that?

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 21, 2014 01:40 PM (fBxC6)

44 Johnny Football is a legit NFL quarterback, but Tebow isn't. Pretty sure Tebow at least won a playoff game.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 21, 2014 01:40 PM (ucDmr)

45 The Browns should hire AtC as their QB Coach.

She could school Johnny Football on proper step-stool techniques.

Posted by: garrett at December 21, 2014 01:40 PM (RaD+z)

46 I'll take the elf girl if it is Evangeline Lily in her elf wig, ears, and that outfit. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

Posted by: exdem13 at December 21, 2014 01:40 PM (/mTq0)

47 43
vikings playing like they want to win, what's up with that?
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Better late than never?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 21, 2014 01:41 PM (/mTq0)

48 Now now, you all know that writing up plays for the team to execute doesn't mean anything

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 21, 2014 01:42 PM (z/HLo)

49 21
All of the tough rhetoric directed at Johnny Football last week has violently crushed the Browns hopes of making the playoffs.
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Then what does that say about the Redskins?

Posted by: exdem13 at December 21, 2014 01:42 PM (/mTq0)

50 Probably bigger than you realize. Strahan pointed out that nfl player doesn't get a paycheck every week of the year. They get one every week of the season. So he just gave 1/17 of his salary.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 21, 2014 01:40 PM (GULKT)

***

My sentiment was sincere. Good for him.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 21, 2014 01:43 PM (NeFrd)

51 >>>Then what does that say about the Redskins?<<<

Warren/RGIII 2016!

Posted by: Fritz at December 21, 2014 01:46 PM (dVmLD)

52 Didn't mean to imply it wasn't sincere. Just clarifying how big of a gesture it really is.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 21, 2014 01:46 PM (GULKT)

53 43 vikings playing like they want to win, what's up with that?
Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 21, 2014 01:40 PM (fBxC6)

Fine with me.

I want the Jets and the Fish to lose.

Posted by: eman at December 21, 2014 01:48 PM (MQEz6)

54 Back in the day the Raiders were one of the few teams that, if you removed all the cash from football and said the losers buy the beer after the game, would actually show up to play.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 21, 2014 01:48 PM (O3k74)

55 correction, *some* vikings playing like they want to win, defense not so much

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 21, 2014 01:51 PM (fBxC6)

56 >>I want the Jets and the Fish to lose.

Hater.

Jets are all even with Pats 7 - 7. They'll probably win assuring that they pick in the middle of the first round. Jets can't even lose right.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2014 01:51 PM (g1DWB)

57 Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2014 01:51 PM (g1DWB)

I want to see Ryan as Belichik's defensive coordinator.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 21, 2014 01:53 PM (Zu3d9)

58 Come January Peyton Manning and his ginormous head would rather play Mr. Supermodel in Denver than in Foxboro.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 21, 2014 01:55 PM (NeFrd)

59 really?
all of a sudden the bears defense decides to play?
if cutler was in they'd be winning, not so much with 3&out clauson

Posted by: navycopjoe needs to cut a cop hater at December 21, 2014 01:57 PM (/2Qtx)

60 Seamus, the Broncos are the only team without a surface tablet on the sidelines. They just use Peyon's forehead to review plays.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 21, 2014 01:58 PM (ucDmr)

61 They just use Peyon's forehead to review plays.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 21, 2014 01:58 PM (ucDmr)

****

Heh-

Jumbotron!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 21, 2014 01:59 PM (NeFrd)

62 >>I want to see Ryan as Belichik's defensive coordinator.

I don't think Rex is Belichick's kind of coach. He will never be muzzled.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2014 01:59 PM (g1DWB)

63 rex will go to Chicago
lets the fail train stop at a new station

Posted by: navycopjoe needs to cut a cop hater at December 21, 2014 02:06 PM (/2Qtx)

64 >>>I want to see Ryan as Belichik's defensive coordinator.

I don't think Rex is Belichick's kind of coach. He will never be muzzled.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2014 01:59 PM (g1DWB)<<<

He'd never toe the line. He puts his foot in his mouth way too much for this organization.

Posted by: Teh Hoodie at December 21, 2014 02:06 PM (qfd4W)

65 nood

Posted by: Vic at December 21, 2014 02:12 PM (u9gzs)

66 I went 0-3 in the odd day games. I'm losing my death match with random chance.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 21, 2014 02:12 PM (rwI+c)

67 Gregory Peck.
Hmm, thought that was a Carey Grant.
Could easily be wrong.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 21, 2014 02:18 PM (aVY3U)

68 bridgewater can play

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 21, 2014 02:19 PM (fBxC6)

69 Chiefs blew that one.
Slow developing running plays on short yardage.
I've always hated them.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 21, 2014 02:21 PM (aVY3U)

70 Johnny Football out of the game.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 21, 2014 02:28 PM (ucDmr)

71 "If she's over 65 she's protected by Nature."
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No.

Posted by: The Internet at December 21, 2014 02:37 PM (uqV2n)

72 Nice to see muh Texans turn out to play. Could have used this offence last week but hey

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 21, 2014 02:39 PM (z/HLo)

73 The Saints are stinking up the dome.

FMP.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 21, 2014 02:52 PM (rwI+c)

74 "If she's over 65 she's protected by Nature."
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Seems like an early cutoff. I was taught "18 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy"

The latter being redundant.

Posted by: JDub at December 21, 2014 02:57 PM (X3xYu)

75 Man will you just look at that Cleveland quarterback scrambling around and making plays with his feet

Posted by: Buzzion at December 21, 2014 03:01 PM (NlPWf)

76 Man will you just look at that Cleveland quarterback scrambling around and making plays with his feet

Posted by: Buzzion at December 21, 2014 03:01 PM (NlPWf)

77 Houston picks off another one

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 21, 2014 03:15 PM (z/HLo)

78 I call dibs on the Houston cheerleader with the red hair

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 21, 2014 03:19 PM (z/HLo)

79 Seems like an early cutoff. I was taught "18 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy"
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I don't know about the other stuff, but there's a market for cripples.

Posted by: The Internet at December 21, 2014 03:23 PM (uqV2n)

80 The Saints will not beat the spread.

Posted by: toby928(C) predicts at December 21, 2014 03:30 PM (rwI+c)

81 Wow, two plays later and Detroit looks like it's having a pretty good Sunday.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 21, 2014 03:34 PM (AC0lD)

82 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is NY Jets football.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 21, 2014 03:46 PM (g1DWB)

83 I'm getting just killed in the Pick'em. Killed.

Posted by: toby928(C) is nothing if not helpful at December 21, 2014 03:47 PM (rwI+c)

84 I will have to sweep the late games just to reach 8-8.

Posted by: toby928(C) is nothing if not helpful at December 21, 2014 03:48 PM (rwI+c)

85 Yay, Pats win!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 21, 2014 03:49 PM (6uib1)

86 Yeah, Saints should have tried the FG with :50 left on the clock.

Posted by: toby928(C) is nothing if not helpful at December 21, 2014 03:54 PM (rwI+c)

87 same ole same ole

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 21, 2014 04:12 PM (fBxC6)

88 same ole same ole

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at December 21, 2014 04:12 PM (fBxC6)

Actually, I've been thinking about you while watching this game (although I think I'll lose it shortly due to NFL regs).

Posted by: Vendette at December 21, 2014 04:16 PM (4fb9a)

89 Poor muttering Vikings fan.

Posted by: Vendette at December 21, 2014 04:18 PM (4fb9a)

90
Epic drop by colts.

And a td Dallas just like that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 21, 2014 04:38 PM (NtzGn)

91 Good play call by Colts, bad drop. Ya dance wit teh one that brung you or something like that.

Posted by: Chester Holmberg at December 21, 2014 04:40 PM (3MNCs)

92 Less than 16 minutes in and it's 21-0 Dallas.

Posted by: toby928(C) is nothing if not helpful at December 21, 2014 04:57 PM (rwI+c)

93 28-0 for Dallas

Posted by: qwerty at December 21, 2014 05:12 PM (cV0pB)

94 67 Gregory Peck.
Hmm, thought that was a Carey Grant.
Could easily be wrong.
Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 21, 2014 02:18 PM (aVY3U)

You are correct. My bad.
I get the two mixed up . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 21, 2014 05:52 PM (O3k74)

95 Seems like an early cutoff. I was taught "18 to 80, blind, crippled or crazy"
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I don't know about the other stuff, but there's a market for cripples.
Posted by: The Internet at December 21, 2014 03:23 PM (uqV2n)

Well when I'm 100 then 80 might look good.
Course 20 would be better . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at December 21, 2014 05:54 PM (O3k74)

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