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1 All hail the Dump!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:39 AM (uNkTU)

2 Not first !!!


Let the wailing and gnashing of teeth begin !

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 19, 2014 08:41 AM (ViF0c)

3 Yup Cincy just reconfirmed that the 2d amendment is a RIGHT and not to b e abridged cheaply.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 08:41 AM (/4AZU)

4 Tits McGee in the Clinton pic proves Beijing Billy must have a 24 inch tongue...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 08:42 AM (/4AZU)

5 I've heard acid baths are a sure cure for rust.

Posted by: Pete Sakes at December 19, 2014 08:43 AM (XzRw1)

6 Second look at giving Hillary Clinton a dip?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:43 AM (uNkTU)

7 The busty blonde is a billionaire's daughter and soon to be single! Morons, here's your chance!

Posted by: @votermom at December 19, 2014 08:44 AM (cbfNE)

8 The busty blonde needs to be administered the Mika test.

Explain to her what a Furry is. She if she runs for the powder room freaking out.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:46 AM (uNkTU)

9 Hello Horde.

Of all things I have a job interview today.
As I noted, it's an interesting position to be in, trying to finish a dissertation, having a new kid and a job that likely would barely cover the cost of child care.

Meaning I'm in the interesting position of being mostly concerned with the career growth potential of the job, as there's an economic disincentive to taking it.

My life is officially strange as hell.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 19, 2014 08:46 AM (HDwDg)

10 In before #26

Posted by: dogfish at December 19, 2014 08:46 AM (1vYi0)

11 Yeah, they really *do* hate us.
Somehow seem to be surprised by this every now and then when their masks slip.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 08:46 AM (ABcz/)

12 As always, Ryan needs to make a fortune giving seminars teaching other young guys how not to stick your dick in crazy.


Also, I guess I just assumed China already had MIRVs. Huh.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 08:47 AM (mf5HN)

13 Good luck w/the interview, tsrblke!
My hubby had one this week, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 08:47 AM (ABcz/)

14 #6 a flea dip? I'm all for that.

Posted by: dogfish at December 19, 2014 08:47 AM (1vYi0)

15 11 Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 08:46 AM (ABcz/)

It's a mutual hatred....I am in no way uncomfortable with either set of pique.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 08:48 AM (/4AZU)

16 The busty blonde is a billionaire's daughter and soon to be single! Morons, here's your chance!

Posted by: @votermom at December 19, 2014 08:44 AM (cbfNE)



Has anyone made the obligatory Austin Powers quote yet?

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 19, 2014 08:48 AM (HDwDg)

17 Morning......again.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 08:48 AM (BNIaE)

18 13>> What she said! Let us know how it goes.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 19, 2014 08:48 AM (60Vyp)

19 Its only been about two decades since the PRC got the W-88 warhead from Harry Wu. They might have traded to Putin some Moo Goo Gaipan for the MIRV design.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:49 AM (uNkTU)

20 Good luck with the interview, tsrblke!

Posted by: @votermom at December 19, 2014 08:49 AM (cbfNE)

21 Anyway we can get China to just launch and put us out of our misery already?Any movie we can make??

Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2014 08:49 AM (v5UtH)

22 Also, I guess I just assumed China already had MIRVs. Huh.


GPS is the bomb. We control the global GPS sats.

Posted by: Pete Sakes at December 19, 2014 08:49 AM (XzRw1)

23 Liberals hate everything, but mostly themselves.

Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 08:49 AM (u9gzs)

24 Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 08:47 AM (ABcz/)

Thanks.

And congrats to your hubby. Despite the Dow going all gangbusters, it's hard to actually find any work out there.
Which makes me loathe to not take whatever scraps fall my way even if working causes me to lose money (and dissertation progress) in the near term.

Wife is worried about putting the not-yet-born-baby in daycare full time at such a young age.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 19, 2014 08:49 AM (HDwDg)

25 US is not the only GPS sat net in orbit. Russia and the EU have their own GPS sat nets.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:50 AM (uNkTU)

26 Daily Caller links need trigger warnings. Intolerable overhead.

Posted by: mindful webworker's cell at December 19, 2014 08:50 AM (yT7Mu)

27 GPS is the bomb. We control the global GPS sats.



Posted by: Pete Sakes at December 19, 2014 08:49 AM (XzRw1)



No comment.

(seriously though, Europe tried to run a GPS equivalent, has basically given up. It's the lolz in this household.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 19, 2014 08:51 AM (HDwDg)

28 Good luck there tsrblke.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:51 AM (uNkTU)

29 GLONASS, I think.

Posted by: dogfish at December 19, 2014 08:51 AM (1vYi0)

30 >>Wife is worried about putting the not-yet-born-baby in daycare full time at such a young age.

We had the same concern - and the telecom bust helped us out w/that one; my hubby was available to take care of our son for his first year.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 08:53 AM (ABcz/)

31 The boredom! There is almost no murderous group of thugs left IN THE WORLD that I have not catered to. What to do...

Posted by: Barack Almighty at December 19, 2014 08:53 AM (FcR7P)

32 US is not the only GPS sat net in orbit. Russia and the EU have their own GPS sat nets.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:50 AM (uNkTU)


Galileo...HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Breathe
HAHAHAHAHA.

it's either 2 or 3 prototype satellites, hardly a network.
GLONASS is at least functional (if Russia focused.)
China has "Compass" but it suffers from a lack of total compass.

For now at least the US dominates the GPS (GNSS) arena (except at extreme latitudes, where GLONASS performs better.)

I don't expect that to last though honestly.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 19, 2014 08:53 AM (HDwDg)

33 Yep GLONASS and Galileo are the other GPS systems.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:53 AM (uNkTU)

34 Things Just Got A Lot Worse For Jackie

Cray-cray Level: OMEGA


Busty Blonde In Creepy Bill Clinton Photo Files For Divorce

Bit of a butterface, isn't she?

Posted by: --- at December 19, 2014 08:54 AM (MMC8r)

35 In before 40?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 08:54 AM (zF6Iw)

36 Good mornin', fappers!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 08:55 AM (2Ojst)

37 Busty Blonde In Creepy Bill Clinton Photo Files For Divorce

Bit of a butterface, isn't she?
Posted by: --- at December 19, 2014 08:54 AM (MMC8r)

She has a face?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 08:55 AM (2Ojst)

38 Of all things I have a job interview today.
As I noted, it's an interesting position to be in, trying to finish a dissertation, having a new kid and a job that likely would barely cover the cost of child care.

Meaning I'm in the interesting position of being mostly concerned with the career growth potential of the job, as there's an economic disincentive to taking it.

My life is officially strange as hell.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 19, 2014 08:46 AM (HDwDg)




Good luck!


Posted by: EC at December 19, 2014 08:55 AM (GQ8sn)

39 So I'm guessing busty blonde's husband didn't want Bill's sloppy seconds?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 08:56 AM (ABcz/)

40 Second Amendment And People Who Had Been Committed To A Mental Institution 28 Years Ago


These same States probably have a program that allows felons to restore their gun rights and voting rights.


Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 08:56 AM (u9gzs)

41 Liberals hate everything,

but mostly themselves.


The feeling is mutual!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 08:56 AM (YWEKY)

42 Dedicated to 'Jackie'

http://youtu.be/0_Pq0xYr3L4

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:56 AM (uNkTU)

43 9 Hello Horde.

Of all things I have a job interview today.
As I noted, it's an interesting position to be in, trying to finish a dissertation, having a new kid and a job that likely would barely cover the cost of child care.

Meaning I'm in the interesting position of being mostly concerned with the career growth potential of the job, as there's an economic disincentive to taking it.

My life is officially strange as hell.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 19, 2014 08:46 AM (HDwDg)

Good luck, with all of that! Sounds like you're in a tough situation right now, and I hope things work out.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 08:57 AM (2Ojst)

44 US Struggles For Response To Sony Hack

I'm just struggling to care. It's only an attack on America.

Posted by: Barry O at December 19, 2014 08:57 AM (FcR7P)

45 Some other site had a picture of the busty blonde when she was a teen or pre-teen. It's like two different people!

Posted by: EC at December 19, 2014 08:57 AM (GQ8sn)

46 39 So I'm guessing busty blonde's husband didn't want Bill's sloppy seconds?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 08:56 AM (ABcz/)

She filed for divorce, not him.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 08:58 AM (2Ojst)

47 Warning: Jackie link goes to DC.

Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 08:58 AM (u9gzs)

48 Actually, the Jackie story makes me think she really gets off on manipulating people.

Posted by: --- at December 19, 2014 08:58 AM (MMC8r)

49 Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 08:53 AM (ABcz/

It's that eternal balancing act, no?
As I said if there's no growth potential (which given that it's in academic administration is a non-unlikely possibility) then the short term costs probably outweigh the long term benefits (which is to say there are none.)
Plus I'd have to give up my part time TA-work which provides valuable classroom experience (and I'm getting more control over content in the spring in fall as the instructor and I redesign the course.)

with the PhD almost in reach, which could radically alter career path (OK I still don't have a prospectus, but so close I can taste it) and a kid all but here, it's a weird time to be looking for work.

I'm not crushed if I don't get the job either. I'm working some other angles which have better long term prospects (but bird in hand and all that jazz.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 19, 2014 08:58 AM (HDwDg)

50 46 Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 08:58 AM (2Ojst)

So Beijing Billy was her revenge sex?

Man we live in a weird weird world.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 08:59 AM (/4AZU)

51 30 >>Wife is worried about putting the not-yet-born-baby in daycare full time at such a young age.

--

When the kids were babies we were both working full time. Babies went to trusted friend who was a Stay At Home mom - paid off the books. It was a good alternative - like spending the day with " cousins".

Posted by: @votermom at December 19, 2014 08:59 AM (cbfNE)

52 Hello Horde.

Of all things I have a job interview today.
As I noted, it's an interesting position to be in, trying to finish a dissertation, having a new kid and a job that likely would barely cover the cost of child care.

Meaning I'm in the interesting position of being mostly concerned with the career growth potential of the job, as there's an economic disincentive to taking it.

My life is officially strange as hell.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 19, 2014 08:46 AM (HDwDg)



First of all, good luck!

II. I know more than one family that looked at what was being netted by having both parents work and realizing that, with gas and child care and whatnot, it wasn't worth it. I mention this only because at least you are looking at it from the get go, not a couple of years down the line. Of course, as you said, there's future career potential to consider as well.

Basically what I am saying is that life sucks and there's never a perfect answer.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 09:00 AM (mf5HN)

53 48 Posted by: --- at December 19, 2014 08:58 AM (MMC8r)

She's emotionally ~ 14 if I had to guess...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 09:00 AM (/4AZU)

54 47 Warning: Jackie link goes to DC.
Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 08:58 AM (u9gzs)

Yeah, just found that out the hard way. Wacky Jackie is weapons-grade loony tunes.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 09:00 AM (2Ojst)

55 RINO JEB will not get the nom.

Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 09:00 AM (u9gzs)

56 39 So I'm guessing busty blonde's husband didn't want Bill's sloppy seconds?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 08:56 AM (ABcz/)

She filed for divorce, not him.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 08:58 AM (2Ojst)


Well, Gennifer Flowers said Bill could "eat pussy like a champ."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 09:00 AM (zF6Iw)

57 I'll just leave this here.

http://tinyurl.com/mcbcqf4

Posted by: Citizen Khan at December 19, 2014 09:00 AM (rf03a)

58 I'm hoping every "Dreamer" comes over and then goes up to any liberals house and says "su casa, mi casa?"

Let them put 'em up in the guest room.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 19, 2014 09:00 AM (RZzX3)

59 Good luck, with all of that! Sounds like you're in a tough situation right now, and I hope things work out.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 08:57 AM (2Ojst)


After a few years of trouble, I confess, I'm blessed to be stuck between these choices. Even if I loathe making choices .

Posted by: EC at December 19, 2014 08:57 AM (GQ8sn)

Clinton was also in that pic. And the (then younger) mother of the girl was wearing a low cut dress.
It's almost like the family knows how to...get in Bill's good side.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 19, 2014 09:01 AM (HDwDg)

60 SMDH.


"Before you reach for (another) holiday cookie, take a second to tell one very important person happy holidays (and why you're ready to fight in 2015.)"




One guess on who that very important person is horde...

Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 09:01 AM (fWAjv)

61 Well, Gennifer Flowers said Bill could "eat pussy like a champ."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 09:00 AM (zF6Iw)

I think she was referring to his penchant for ordering third helpings at the Szechuan place.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 09:01 AM (2Ojst)

62 Clinton was also in that pic. And the (then younger) mother of the girl was wearing a low cut dress.
It's almost like the family knows how to...get in Bill's good side.



So he was "grooming" her from an early age?

Posted by: EC at December 19, 2014 09:01 AM (GQ8sn)

63 56 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 09:00 AM (zF6Iw)

It made the marriage a LOT easier on me...

//Hillary! ready for Huma

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 09:02 AM (/4AZU)

64 "Warning: Jackie link goes to DC."

That's enough to keep me away from it. Fucking douchebags.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at December 19, 2014 09:02 AM (lG2E3)

65 62 Clinton was also in that pic. And the (then younger) mother of the girl was wearing a low cut dress.
It's almost like the family knows how to...get in Bill's good side.


So he was "grooming" her from an early age?

Posted by: EC at December 19, 2014 09:01 AM (GQ8sn)

OK, you just skeeved me the hell out with that. *shudder*

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 09:02 AM (2Ojst)

66 Bit of unsolicited advice, tsr ?


Interview like you want the job ... even if you're unsure. You want an offer - even if just to kindly reject it.


They may up the ante. You may need these people as a fallback later.


At any rate, if you interview well, you've built a bridge. If you graciously decline an offer, the bridge is not burnt.


I've been there.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 19, 2014 09:02 AM (ViF0c)

67 Dawson's Creek!!!! OMG. This Jackie story is hilarious, and I want someone to do a movie about crazy Jackie's attempt to persuade 'Randall' to go out with her by making shit. Hilarious.

Posted by: Lea at December 19, 2014 09:03 AM (lIU4e)

68 Saw Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations episode on Cuba last night and it was just mindboggling how much he soft-pedaled life under Castro. Bourdain fist said he had "mixed feelings" about Castro (hubby commented - what, he can't decide which way he'd want him executed?), and then he went on to say that Cuba got three things right: sports, education and healthcare. WTF? DId I miss the reports of miracle cures being developed in Havana, or the string of Nobel Prizes awarded to Cuban scholars?

I have no doubt the Left will never, ever admit how awful Cuba has been ---except maybe a tiny bit when they need to justify mass immigration of Cubans to the US.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 09:03 AM (ABcz/)

69 OK, you just skeeved me the hell out with that. *shudder*

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 09:02 AM (2Ojst)



"Hey honey, you know what your little girl needs? 900cc's."

Posted by: EC at December 19, 2014 09:04 AM (GQ8sn)

70 10 Billion UN linked climate fund is seeking immunity from prosecution, and they haven't been investigated yet. Just trying to cover all the bases I guess...if I was a crass person, it would almost sound like the plan on committing fraud, embezzlement, graft, under the table payola, and be granted immunity ahead of time. Oh, and, Obama has pledged 3 billion of our money to this (slush) fund. The enfucking continues...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 19, 2014 09:04 AM (5buP8)

71 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 09:00 AM (mf5HN

I'm lucky in that I can "reboot" the career once the PhD is done.
Since I'm adjuncting and TA-ing now, it wouldn't even be a "reboot" as much as a rev up.
The wife is untrusting of people, which is exactly why we're thinking about it now .

Posted by: @votermom at December 19, 2014 08:59 AM (cbfNE)

Sadly we have no friends who are stay-at-home moms that are close enough to make it feasible.
Plus not many people want to take on a 6-8 week old baby .
My wife's family is out, for reasons that should be apparently to anyone who's seen me around here for a while.
My family was on the table, but mom got a full time position and took it, because she's got empty nest syndrome and it was a very good long term decision to combat that.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 19, 2014 09:04 AM (HDwDg)

72 Cuomo just said on CNN that Cuba "isn't really communist"


Really.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 19, 2014 09:05 AM (zOTsN)

73 67 Posted by: Lea at December 19, 2014 09:03 AM (lIU4e)

Better that than 90210....

I guess....

I knew 90210 was the beginning of the end of America....

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 09:05 AM (/4AZU)

74 except maybe a tiny bit when they need to justify mass immigration of Cubans to the US.

You forgot the massive aid part. For the children.

Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2014 09:05 AM (FcR7P)

75 Cuomo just said on CNN that Cuba "isn't really communist"

ISIS isn't really Islamic.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 19, 2014 09:06 AM (FcR7P)

76 So will Raul release a few thousand 'political' prisoners as a humanitarian gesture and let them emigrate to the US?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 09:06 AM (uNkTU)

77 Sven, thought this was the end - http://youtu.be/pIgZ7gMze7A

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 09:07 AM (uNkTU)

78 So he was "grooming" her from an early age?



Posted by: EC at December 19, 2014 09:01 AM (GQ8sn)


Nah, I don't think so actually. My implication was that the family simply "buys favor" with whoever the properly aged piece of meat is at the moment.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 19, 2014 09:02 AM (ViF0c)

This is totally the plan, although I think I'll be upfront about my concern with career growth. It's an important question to ask in deciding if I want it.

I've already been hung out to dry once by a department that thought I got to qualified to fast, I'd prefer that not happen again.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 19, 2014 09:07 AM (HDwDg)

79 Yo. I banged Julia too but don't tell that cray-cray bitch, Jackie, or she'll be up my face.

Posted by: obama's imaginary son at December 19, 2014 09:08 AM (Dw98+)

80 State Dept: U.S. Nukes Down 85%, From 31,255 to 4,804




That's just great.

Posted by: Pete Sakes at December 19, 2014 09:09 AM (XzRw1)

81 77 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 09:07 AM (uNkTU)

A definite precursor of the cancer anyway....

kind of like Elton John in the duck costume....


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 09:09 AM (/4AZU)

82 Nah, I don't think so actually. My implication was that the family simply "buys favor" with whoever the properly aged piece of meat is at the moment.




I see these people as no different than child sex slavers.

Posted by: EC at December 19, 2014 09:09 AM (GQ8sn)

83 Cuomo just said on CNN that Cuba "isn't really communist"
Really.



Let me tell you about authentic communism.
--Joe Biden

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 09:09 AM (YWEKY)

84 I see Jackie being caught eating the beloved pet of somebody who spurned her before she hits 30.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 19, 2014 09:10 AM (wrS2o)

85 Ok, #78 was a funny mash-up.

Posted by: t-bird at December 19, 2014 09:10 AM (FcR7P)

86 79 Posted by: obama's imaginary son at December 19, 2014 09:08 AM (Dw98+)

You are like the Indiana Jones of grievance mongering Trayvon Obama

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 09:10 AM (/4AZU)

87 I see these people as no different than child sex slavers.

Posted by: EC at December 19, 2014 09:09 AM (GQ8sn)


I'm starting to think the movie "Indecent Proposal" was based on the democrats and/or a time traveling Clinton commentary.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 19, 2014 09:11 AM (HDwDg)

88 nnptcgrad, look up Medea and how she served up to Jason their own kids as dinner to him for cheating on her.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 09:11 AM (uNkTU)

89 Holy shit, my work is paying off!

Posted by: Your local Plastic Surgeon at December 19, 2014 09:11 AM (0FSuD)

90 Yeah, so I guess we're at the point in the Jackie story where it's safe to assume that NOTHING happened that night. No date, no rape. She probably went to a movie by herself.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 09:11 AM (2cS/G)

91 Sigh, paying SAHMs under the table and below market rates is not very friendly. But so typical. And to be proud of it too. This is why we can't have a nice, well-ordered society.

--SAHM who pays for childcare (nannies) at market rates the legal way (American citizens) although it might be delayed this year if the IRS has enough of a tantrum. It was a narrow thing last year with all the holdups from Obamacare and the "shutdown".

Posted by: The Practical Conservative at December 19, 2014 09:12 AM (KDQ2P)

92 My life is officially strange as hell.


Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 19, 2014 08:46 AM (HDwDg)

To be fair, we all thought you were strange long before this.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2014 09:12 AM (Zu3d9)

93 Anyone see that yesterday Obama had time to call in to a Boston radio show that was hosting a discussion with outgoing Mayor Deval Patrick?
I just don't know how this guy fills his day? Oh wait, afternoons - since he watches ESPN in the morning.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 09:13 AM (ABcz/)

94 If I had a son... No, I mean a real one, Barry...

Posted by: Barack Obama, Sr. at December 19, 2014 09:14 AM (FcR7P)

95 Dawson's Creek!!!! OMG. This Jackie story is hilarious, and I want someone to do a movie about crazy Jackie's attempt to persuade 'Randall' to go out with her by making shit. Hilarious.
Posted by: Lea at December 19, 2014 09:03 AM (lIU4e)



This story could very easily have been a tragic case where she went full Glenn Close on him.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 09:14 AM (mf5HN)

96 So will Raul release a few thousand 'political' prisoners as a humanitarian gesture and let them emigrate to the US?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 09:06 AM (uNkTU)


Yeah, there'll be some of that, but-

Oblabla's speech yesterday where he raised the straw man of US "colonialism" gave the game away.

He's going to give Gitmo back to the Cubans.

That eliminates Gitmo as a whole and the prisoners go free or onto US soil and endless litigation.


That'll be the cherry on top of Oblabla's spotless record of kowtowing and assisting tyrants.

Once relations are normalized, back Gitmo goes.

You read it here first.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 19, 2014 09:14 AM (KBvAm)

97 88 nnptcgrad, look up Medea and how she served up to Jason their own kids as dinner to him for cheating on her.

--

I thought Medea just killed her kids, some say to save them the shame of growing up as cast off bastards.
Iirc it was Procne who fed her son to her husband Tereus, revenge for him raping her sister Philomela and tearing out her tongue so she couldn't tattle.

Posted by: @votermom at December 19, 2014 09:16 AM (cbfNE)

98 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2014 09:12 AM (Zu3d9

At the grad department, I've been upgraded from "unique charisma" to "delightfully autistic." (no disrespect to anyone who has an autistic kid obviously.)

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 19, 2014 09:16 AM (HDwDg)

99 Yeah, so I guess we're at the point in the Jackie story where it's safe to assume that NOTHING happened that night. No date, no rape. She probably went to a movie by herself.
Posted by: Lincolntf

The spoofed phone numbers and text messages seem to be from out of a bizare action/spy movie. I know that parents have bemoaned every advance in technology for how it can be used or misued by youngins'. But the proliferation of digital cameras, Internet posting and texting is amazing.
People joke about how good it was to go through college and their 20s before these advances. I think that it's spot on. The paper trail and immortal images are added to the stupid, rash, and sometimes dangerous decisions that we made and that today's youth are making.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 19, 2014 09:17 AM (Spluw)

100 New Cash Cow for ISIS: Trafficking Human Organs from Kidnapped Captives




I'll live for ever!

Posted by: John Boehner's Liver at December 19, 2014 09:17 AM (XzRw1)

101 95 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 09:14 AM (mf5HN)

Amped up with Faye Dunaway level angst...

http://youtu.be/hpY0tmpLZBs

TINA BRING ME THE AX!

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 09:17 AM (/4AZU)

102 Yeah, so I guess we're at the point in the Jackie story where it's safe to assume that NOTHING happened that night. No date, no rape. She probably went to a movie by herself.
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 09:11 AM (2cS/G)


I don't agree. I think that the something that happened is that she had a psychotic break.

Is everyone ignoring the most interesting question here? Just who is it at the Daily Caller who was familiar enough with Dawson's Creek to go oh hey I know this!

Inquiring minds want to know.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 09:18 AM (mf5HN)

103 "The Extraordinary Life of Barack Obama's Imaginary Son"

That picture. The daughter in the back looks like Michelle. The one in the front with BO doesn't. Neither one shows a trace of BO's DNA.

Posted by: despair at December 19, 2014 09:19 AM (dcY7v)

104 97 Posted by: @votermom at December 19, 2014 09:16 AM (cbfNE)

Madea goes to the Range...


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 09:19 AM (/4AZU)

105 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 09:18 AM (mf5HN)

Types
Deletes
types
deletes

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 19, 2014 09:20 AM (HDwDg)

106
Is everyone ignoring the most interesting question here? Just who is it at the Daily Caller who was familiar enough with Dawson's Creek to go oh hey I know this!




I bet there's lots of fans there.

Posted by: EC at December 19, 2014 09:20 AM (GQ8sn)

107 Is everyone ignoring the most interesting question here? Just who is it at the Daily Caller who was familiar enough with Dawson's Creek to go oh hey I know this! Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD

Either there's a Dawson's Creek fan, or they used software designed to seek out plagirized works or churned out term papers.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 19, 2014 09:21 AM (Spluw)

108 103 Posted by: despair at December 19, 2014 09:19 AM (dcY7v)

She was back on Kronos when that one was whelped...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 09:21 AM (/4AZU)

109 AlextheChick, sure something might have happened. But her credibility is more shot than Jean Francois Cary's. As Noyes said to Sarah Churchill at Salem, "Are you lying now or were you lying then?"

And each show has their rabid fans. Remember how in Galaxy Quest it was those two fans who saved the crew?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 09:23 AM (uNkTU)

110 Either there's a Dawson's Creek fan, or they used software designed to seek out plagirized works or churned out term papers.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 19, 2014 09:21 AM (Spluw)


in my department we call that "google."

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 19, 2014 09:23 AM (HDwDg)

111 91 she didn't pay taxes on it and I didn't claim tax deductions on it. Totally black market.* In return my kids were treated as family and not customer's brats.
I don't know why I should be ashamed of it though I'm not proud of engaging in the black market. I don't know what involving the government would have done to make the arrangement better.


Posted by: @votermom at December 19, 2014 09:23 AM (cbfNE)

112 Either there's a Dawson's Creek fan, or they used software designed to seek out plagirized works or churned out term papers.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 19, 2014 09:21 AM (Spluw)



Shhhhh. I like my theory that the Daily Caller staffers got into a knock down drag out fight between the forces of Good (aka the Pacey/Joey shippers) and the forces of Evil (aka the Dawson/Joey shippers).

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 09:23 AM (mf5HN)

113 112 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 09:23 AM (mf5HN)

so the Good DC is the kind compassionate Kirk, and the Bad DC is Twilight Zone Airline freak-out Kirk?

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 09:25 AM (/4AZU)

114 Winning! Manager just game me a Christmas card and a gift card to H8 Shack!
H8 shakes on me!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 09:25 AM (YWEKY)

115 114 Winning! Manager just game me a Christmas card and a gift card to H8 Shack!
H8 shakes on me!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 09:25 AM (YWEKY)

Sweet! I'll take a large cookies and cream, please.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 09:26 AM (2Ojst)

116 OK peace out horde, I've got to go run some errands before I come home to get ready for the afternoon interview.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 19, 2014 09:26 AM (HDwDg)

117 Shhhhh. I like my theory that the Daily Caller staffers got into a knock down drag out fight between the forces of Good (aka the Pacey/Joey shippers) and the forces of Evil (aka the Dawson/Joey shippers).
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD

I like it too. On to the important question...
Which side are you on?

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 19, 2014 09:26 AM (Spluw)

118 Sweet! I'll take a large cookies and cream, please.
Posted by: Insomniac

Make that two please.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 19, 2014 09:26 AM (Spluw)

119 UVA needs to do a better job identifying mentally ill students. Instead of "Take Back the Night" it should be "Take Back the Mic"

Posted by: ThunderB at December 19, 2014 09:27 AM (zOTsN)

120 Winning! Manager just game me a Christmas card and a gift card to H8 Shack!
H8 shakes on me!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 09:25 AM (YWEKY)



I think I may be one of a half dozen people in the building here today. I'm cleaning some more shit out of my desk and taking the last of my personal stuff home.

I just got an email from one of the people selected to have a job next year, and he called a meeting in January to talk about what we're going to do with the equipment in my lab and the progress of some projects I was working on.


My answer: no longer my fucking problem.

Posted by: EC at December 19, 2014 09:28 AM (GQ8sn)

121
reSven and 90210 - Maybe we will here about her buying an egg to get into a secret fraternity rave next! *fingers crossed*

Posted by: Lea at December 19, 2014 09:28 AM (lIU4e)

122 Herro Evelbody!!!

It beautifur Fliday night in cerestiar paradise of North Kolea!

Evelone cereblate Kim Jong-Un totar victoly!!!


Plesident Obama smerr Kim Jong-Un's grolious barrs.

He smerr barrs!

Smerr barrs!!!

Ha Ha Ha.

Arr Amelican smerr barrs.

John Boehnel smerr barrs!

Hally Leid smerr barrs!!!


Ha Ha Ha.

Tortar victoly!!!

Smerr barrs!!!

Posted by: Bim Bong-Bun at December 19, 2014 09:28 AM (KBvAm)

123 Madea goes to the Range...


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 09:19 AM (/4AZU)

--

Jason knew she was a psycho witch. He had no business using her as a pet killer then dumping her. Really stupid.

Posted by: @votermom at December 19, 2014 09:28 AM (cbfNE)

124 119 Posted by: ThunderB at December 19, 2014 09:27 AM (zOTsN)

You should make the mentally ill wear cowbells...

"Oh look the NOW chapter"

clank, clank, clank, clank

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 09:28 AM (/4AZU)

125 Anyone seen aussie today?

I saw on the news last night that there was some sort of mass stabbing at a house somewhere in Oz and a lot of young children were killed. I think the youngest was 18 months old.

Posted by: EC at December 19, 2014 09:29 AM (GQ8sn)

126 Good news/bad news...

Hooray, it's Friday!

Crap, I have to work tomorrow:-(

Posted by: fairweatherbill holding dominion over the nether regions at December 19, 2014 09:30 AM (kXciV)

127 121 Posted by: Lea at December 19, 2014 09:28 AM (lIU4e)

I was always entertained that the poor kids could go on the vacacays too....

SERIOUS coupon clipping in that household...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 09:30 AM (/4AZU)

128 120 Posted by: EC at December 19, 2014 09:28 AM (GQ8sn)

use the Twilight 2000 sign off....


"good luck you're on your own"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 09:31 AM (/4AZU)

129 "19
Its only been about two decades since the PRC got the W-88 warhead from
Harry Wu. They might have traded to Putin some Moo Goo Gaipan for the
MIRV design.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 08:49 AM (uNkTU)"

China got MIRV technology from Bill Clinton in exchange for reelection money in 1996. It was not billed as MIRV technology at the time. It was claimed to be technology for launching multiple satellites from the same booster but it is the same thing. Find a copy of the Cox Committee report which documented the exchange. It was released right after Bill Clinton had been impeached and the Senate refused to convict him even though Democrat Senators admitted that, yes, Clinton had done the things he was accused of and yes, they were impeachable offenses but no, he is in my Party so you and the Constitution can go FOAD.

It kind of surprises me if it has taken the Chinese this long to test a working MIRV system but that may actually be more a matter of this being a politically auspicious time to make the announcement rather than when they finally had MIRV capability. Every time they launched multiple satellites from the same launch, they were testing their MIRV capability.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 09:31 AM (PD6iL)

130 People, especially at that age, become mentally ill all the time without anyone doing anything to them. When they are away from home the first time is when the cracks show. Everybody remembers a few freshman who lost it. Nobody made them crazy. They were crazy and it became revealed when they were away from their support system

Posted by: ThunderB at December 19, 2014 09:32 AM (zOTsN)

131 I remember when Dawson'S Creek was the next big threat to the morals of American youth. I was a liberal back then and wondered what the fuss was about. Perhaps that is how some Daily Caller people know the plotlines?

Posted by: Baldy at December 19, 2014 09:32 AM (+35FH)

132 "good luck you're on your own"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 09:31 AM (/4AZU)



That's also the same final sign off from Freedom/Independence shortly before it gets sploded by debris in "Armageddon".

Posted by: EC at December 19, 2014 09:32 AM (GQ8sn)

133 Anybody up for a 17 day Hawaiian vacation?

Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 09:32 AM (fWAjv)

134 125 I saw on the news last night that there was some
sort of mass stabbing at a house somewhere in Oz and a lot of young
children were killed. I think the youngest was 18 months old.





Posted by: EC at December 19, 2014 09:29 AM (GQ8sn)


44
Another lunatic on the loose in Australia.


http://is.gd/9VAe9L

Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 09:33 AM (u9gzs)

135 Leftists Mourn End of Cuban Poverty:


There goes the Romance of the Resistance to the Imperailist Ynakee Colonialist Capitalists. A Lefty could go to Cuba and imagine himself on teh frontlines - the Barricades! - facing the Shadowy WallStreet/CIACabals that Threatened the Glorious Peoples' Revolution under the Glorious Leader and the Martyred Che!!! Just like the Spanish Civil War but with less of a chance of getting ones heinie shot off by an actual Fascist.


Alas, the Dream will die and the WalMartians will swarm in and Corrupt the Noble People. *sob*

I guess that leaves Venezuela, eh Comrade?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 19, 2014 09:33 AM (hLRSq)

136 44
Another lunatic on the loose in Australia.




Oh jeezus....

Posted by: EC at December 19, 2014 09:33 AM (GQ8sn)

137 Posted by: votermom

---

I'm pretty sure that was a sock, joking about how government employees make enough that their SAHM spouses still have nannies. Regardless, you've got nothing to be ashamed of.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 19, 2014 09:34 AM (EHaRa)

138 A lot of liberals are Jews
Whenever I see that word I always wonder if it is code for Jews

Posted by: Tighter at December 19, 2014 09:34 AM (uIjaD)

139 Of course Coburn and the political class love that Obama was elected. He's doing all the shit they've wanted while letting him take the political hit.

Posted by: Mr. Practical at December 19, 2014 09:36 AM (6nt51)

140 I like it too. On to the important question...
Which side are you on?
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 19, 2014 09:26 AM (Spluw)



I am Team Pacey.

Because I like the character and not Because Joshua Jackson and umm brb.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 09:36 AM (mf5HN)

141 137 thanks!
I am slow today.

Posted by: @votermom at December 19, 2014 09:36 AM (cbfNE)

142 *consults Bulfinch's Mythology*

Okay Jason told Medea to hit the road so he could marry a princess. Medea gets cheesed off, after all she helped him fight the Dragon Men, spell the dragon, steal the Fleece, and given youth to Jason's father, at his ingratitude. And she strikes at all the wrong targets - she kills the princess, murders her children, burns the palace down, and flees. Leaving Jason alive.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 09:36 AM (uNkTU)

143 Any tweet savvy 'rons and 'ettes...

it seems the leftoids are pushing back against the fact most nut shooters lean left...

http://tinyurl.com/pccyuz4

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 09:37 AM (/4AZU)

144 There are wealthy liberals who engage in what I call "poverty tourism". They are on their way to some fabulous vacation but the build a visit to a slum so their kids will see poverty. Go to Rio but stop at a slum. Go to the galapagos but stop at some andean slum. Go to a fabulous resort in Thailand but stop at a slum

Posted by: ThunderB at December 19, 2014 09:37 AM (zOTsN)

145 Out: Chubby brunettes in blue.
In: Busty blondes in red.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 19, 2014 09:38 AM (wtvvX)

146 Well tighter do you think that's what it means

Posted by: ThunderB at December 19, 2014 09:38 AM (zOTsN)

147 8 children dead. Found by their 20 year old brother. Shit.

Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 09:39 AM (fWAjv)

148 And she strikes at all the wrong targets - she kills the princess, murders her children, burns the palace down, and flees. Leaving Jason alive.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)

Hmm. I think that the targeting was apt. The point was destroying what he valued and leaving him alive to survey the carnage.

Posted by: It's all Greek to me at December 19, 2014 09:39 AM (Spluw)

149 148 Posted by: It's all Greek to me at December 19, 2014 09:39 AM (Spluw)

I will end all you love....

//Woman Scorned

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 09:40 AM (/4AZU)

150 Go to Rio but stop at a slum. Go to the galapagos but stop at some andean slum. Go to a fabulous resort in Thailand but stop at a slum
Posted by: ThunderB

All right Dad! I'll go to the damn museum!

Posted by: Every teenager at December 19, 2014 09:40 AM (Spluw)

151 "Randall" is the one lucky person in teh Jackie story. Another lesson on why you stay away from the crazy.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 19, 2014 09:41 AM (hLRSq)

152 NKOREA PLANNED ATTACKS ON NUKE PLANTS

Current big Drudge headline.

Tried to go to the link, but Free Beacon has same display problems as DC, on my machine.

But I can read about
Venomous Scorpion Falls Out Of Dress At JC PENNEY

Posted by: mindful webworker's limited vision at December 19, 2014 09:41 AM (yT7Mu)

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 09:41 AM (PD6iL)

154
Well, with Medea you also have to realize that it was the Greeks writing the story...

Anybody read Pryamid Scheme by Eric Flint Dave Freer?

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 19, 2014 09:42 AM (wrS2o)

155 I thought Venomous Scorpion opened for White Snake at Wembley?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 09:42 AM (uNkTU)

156 I have no fricken idea what the comments in this thread are talking about.

Record of 100% lack of comprehension intact!

Posted by: seems legit at December 19, 2014 09:42 AM (A98Xu)

157 8 children dead. Found by their 20 year old brother. Shit.
Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 09:39 AM (fWAjv)



It's terrible. What's worse is that the mother is the only one who lived and yeah. I made the same assumption everyone else has.

What a world in which my hope is that there's a mass murderer running around loose because that's the better option.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 09:43 AM (mf5HN)

158 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 09:43 AM (kff5f)

159 Sony hack Dec 9th. London air traffic control loses power Dec 12. White House loses power Dec 15. Just saying. A bit weird

Posted by: ThunderB at December 19, 2014 09:43 AM (zOTsN)

160 Venomous Scorpion Falls Out Of Dress At JC PENNEY

Is that where Lena Dunham's been shopping?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 09:43 AM (zF6Iw)

161 We do need Tyche's luck to survive the next few years. But lets skip the aliens.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 09:43 AM (uNkTU)

162 Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 19, 2014 09:34 AM (EHaRa)

The concern level was certainly high. A sock would certainly explain the odd combination of "American citizen of course" and apparent government employee. Since when have government employees cared about the provenance of the help?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 19, 2014 09:44 AM (GDulk)

163
A girl in my freshman dorm joined the scientologists, which probably counts as going crazy.

Sven, were there poor people on 90210 or are you talking about poor, poor Joey Potter on DC? [btw, totally a Joey/Pacey shipper here!]

Posted by: Lea at December 19, 2014 09:44 AM (lIU4e)

164 So,Barakka is off to Hawaii for the weekend,may he stay there.

Posted by: steevy at December 19, 2014 09:44 AM (v5UtH)

165 It depends on what your definition of crook is.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at December 19, 2014 09:45 AM (UzPAd)

166 I did a poverty tourism thing by accident. I went to the Bahamas fully intending to spend my time on the beach, instead got lost driving a rental car and ended up on the backside of the island. What a dump. "Roll up the windows, lock the doors, don't stop." I've seen plenty of poverty in this country but it doesn't compare to that mess.

Posted by: fairweatherbill holding dominion over the nether regions at December 19, 2014 09:45 AM (kXciV)

167 Rubio bitch-slapped Rand over Cuba. Link to Daily Caller article at Hot Gas headlines.

Posted by: Y-not, evil Hobbit at December 19, 2014 09:45 AM (9BRsg)

168 What a world in which my hope is that there's a mass murderer running around loose because that's the better option.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 09:43 AM (mf5HN)

Sadly, I believe it is going to be the absolute worst option.

Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 09:46 AM (fWAjv)

169 Leftists Mourn Possible End Of Cuban Poverty

Ah, re-enter the Malthusian Left. If it weren't for people, we could all have quaint "undeveloped coastline" and "undisturbed coral reef."

F*ck them with a chainsaw sideways.

I don't even think McD's et. al. are going to start popping up in Cuba (that would be bad for Castro, so it's very unlikely), but if it did- these are people so far deep in poverty they can't even raise cattle. They live in what should be a freaking paradise, but because of Communism have nothing.

And what these idiots are worried about is that McD's and Starbucks might move in and *gasp!* employ people! And that will mean progress! And progress means DESPOILING THE ENVIRONMENT!!!!11!!1111!!!!1ELEVENTY!

F*cking leftists.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 09:46 AM (kff5f)

170 Shameless commercial plug:
US Made plate carrier similar to Shellback Tactical - $49.99.
US manufacturing overrun.

http://bit.ly/1v0hjNs

Yeah, I jumped on it like a cop on a plate of donuts.
All disclaimers apply. Don't work for them, don't receive anything from them. Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 09:46 AM (YWEKY)

171 Let the wailing and gnashing of teeth begin !

-
Is it Festivus already?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 19, 2014 09:46 AM (ee9LE)

172 "Randall" is the one lucky person in teh Jackie story. Another lesson on why you stay away from the crazy.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

The worst part about this is; warning students, male and female, to avoid intimacy in this situations, and guiding people toward getting help, would be a real, beneficial thing.
But it will never happen. Feminazis and PC idiots (but I repeat myself) will see to it that
1. men are bad.
2. frats are bad.
3. Due process is overrated.
4. Instituions of learning will have ludicrous codes involving consent that make the 'hate speech' codes that these same idiots conjured up a decade ago seem sane.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 19, 2014 09:47 AM (Spluw)

173 It's terrible. What's worse is that the mother is the only one who lived and yeah. I made the same assumption everyone else has. What a world in which my hope is that there's a mass murderer running around loose because that's the better option.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 09:43 AM

It's not going to be good. I'm pretty sure it's not going to be a stranger. It's Cairns and... other stuff...

Posted by: otho at December 19, 2014 09:47 AM (tBSrv)

174 "Mr. Burns" at IRS concerned about funding. So, of course, they'll have to auction the machine used to print refunds, and reassign the employee working FOIAs or congressional inquiries.

Posted by: Cooldawg at December 19, 2014 09:47 AM (P8Oeq)

175 I've seen plenty of poverty in this country but it doesn't compare to that mess.
Posted by: fairweatherbill holding dominion over the nether regions at December 19, 2014 09:45 AM (kXciV)

That's what drives me nuts about the people who make a living bitching about "poverty" in the United States. With few exceptions, there is no poverty in the US. If you want to see poverty, go look at folks living in a cardboard shack in Haiti with one set of clothes, no power, no plumbing, and nothing to eat.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 09:48 AM (2Ojst)

176 That's gawd awful. Story Time ...


... many moons ago, my son got "lost" at home. Turns out he'd climbed into our bed, burrowed down to the bottom, and went into really deep sleep.


Couldn't find him for 30 minutes. Could literally feel my mental screws coming loose. Damn sure I would have lost it. Quite positive.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 19, 2014 09:49 AM (ViF0c)

177 171 Let the wailing and gnashing of teeth begin !

-
Is it Festivus already?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 19, 2014 09:46 AM (ee9LE)

Time for the Airing of the Grievances!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 09:49 AM (2Ojst)

178 Liberals hate everything, but mostly themselves.

-
There's some common ground we can build on.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 19, 2014 09:49 AM (ee9LE)

179 Y'know, I wouldn't have believed that big-hootered blondes could be skilled in those areas, but I guess there must be a few exceptions, right Billy-Jeff?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 19, 2014 09:50 AM (MbqmP)

180 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 09:43 AM (mf5HN)

With a family that big, what are the chances they aren't originally from Australia?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 19, 2014 09:50 AM (GDulk)

181 Sadly, I believe it is going to be the absolute worst option.
Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 09:46 AM (fWAjv)


Me too.

I cannot imagine what the son who found them is going through.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 09:51 AM (mf5HN)

182
More whinging from The Put-Upon Obamas, in which we hear Barky opine

"The small irritations or indignities that we experience are nothing compared to what a previous generation experienced," President Obama said. "It's one thing for me to be mistaken for a waiter at a gala. It's another thing for my son to be mistaken for a robber and to be handcuffed, or worse, if he happens to be walking down the street and is dressed the way teenagers dress."

O, the indignity! O, the horror! O, the huge manatee!

SS. Trayvon of the Purple Drank and Michael the Gentle Giant weep for their daddy's pain!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 19, 2014 09:51 AM (/dvmK)

183 Once upon a time wolves were considered bad because they preyed on humans and livestock. So humans went about eradicating wolves. Wolves became a sort of novelty when they were effectively controlled. As memories faded wolves became sympathetic figures. We were told they were magnificient creatures deserving our protection. Heck we were told we could even dance with them. Hows that dancing with wolves working out?

Posted by: Mr. Practical at December 19, 2014 09:52 AM (6nt51)

184 Posted by: otho at December 19, 2014 09:47 AM (tBSrv)

Do you know something specific about Cairns otho? Something like "Cabrini Green" is in Chicago?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 19, 2014 09:52 AM (GDulk)

185 Robert Murray, an SEIU organizing coordinator, has been charged for
Saturday night's assault on police officers on the Brooklyn Bridge.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 19, 2014 09:52 AM (e8kgV)

186 Posted by: Blue Hen at December 19, 2014 09:47 AM (Spluw)

Exactly.

Hoaxes like Jackie's and libel like Lena Dunham's completely derail any positive movement we, as a society, might be able to make on sexual relations in general.

Of course, we *could* always go back to that old-fashioned: "don't have sex until you're married." But "that doesn't work." Never mind all the people for whom it has, indeed, worked over the millennia.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 09:52 AM (kff5f)

187 152
NKOREA PLANNED ATTACKS ON NUKE PLANTS

Daddy, why is the sky glowing like Kwanzaa Rudolph's nose.

Posted by: Stasha and Malaria at December 19, 2014 09:52 AM (XzRw1)

188 20 year old brother and 18 month old sibling? Wonder how willing mom was for the marriage, and how old she was, if they are all her own kids.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 19, 2014 09:53 AM (wrS2o)

189 any positive movement we, as a society, might be able to make on sexual relations in general.

Positive movement on sexual relations would be getting laid.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 09:53 AM (2Ojst)

190 any positive movement we, as a society, might be able to make on sexual relations in general.

Positive movement on sexual relations would be getting laid.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 09:53 AM (2Ojst)

191 Damn double post!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 09:53 AM (2Ojst)

192 There is a Sam Thaiday who has captained the Brisbane Broncos and listed as Australian. Lisa Thaiday identified herself as a cousin to all the victims.

Pretty thin but lets not jump to conclusions. Lets pray justice and healing occur.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 09:54 AM (uNkTU)

193 152 NKOREA PLANNED ATTACKS ON NUKE PLANTS

20 years ago.

Posted by: despair at December 19, 2014 09:54 AM (dcY7v)

194 Some things are so important, they're worth saying twice.


That's no double post. That's just emphasis.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 19, 2014 09:55 AM (ViF0c)

195 Once upon a time wolves were considered bad because they preyed on humans and livestock. So humans went about eradicating wolves. Wolves became a sort of novelty when they were effectively controlled. As memories faded wolves became sympathetic figures. We were told they were magnificient creatures deserving our protection. Heck we were told we could even dance with them. Hows that dancing with wolves working out?
Posted by: Mr. Practical at December 19, 2014 09:52 AM (6nt51)



Which is part of the reason why I loved The Grey. Completely unsentimental about nature.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 09:55 AM (mf5HN)

196 163 Posted by: Lea at December 19, 2014 09:44 AM (lIU4e)

While far from an 90210 fan I gathered from my infrequent perusal that the story was about the relatively "poor" family trying to fit in in Beverly Hills...

I was drunk a lot in my defense if I am wrong.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 09:55 AM (/4AZU)

197 Robert Murray, an SEIU organizing coordinator, has been charged for Saturday night's assault on police officers on the Brooklyn Bridge.

Police Commissioner Poppins would tell the cops that, in such situations, shoot first and ask questions later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 09:56 AM (zF6Iw)

198 90 Yeah, so I guess we're at the point in the Jackie story where it's safe to assume that NOTHING happened that night. No date, no rape. She probably went to a movie by herself.
_______________________________

I've been saying this from the start.

How did Jackie managed to get gang-raped by the fraternity friends of her IMAGINARY date?

And wasn't it convenient for Jackie that the assault gave her an excuse to call her crush Ryan and ask for his help -- right after several weeks of Jackie's failed attempts to get Ryan's attention by sending him mash e-mails, through her fictitious boyfriend?

Nothing happened to Jackie that night, or any other night. She got dressed up and went out for her "date" with the non-existent guy. She either went to a movie, or she went and sat at the picnic table (from which she called her rescuer Ryan) and thought up a story she could tell Ryan as a pretext for having him "rescue" her. "Hey, what about gang rape? I could tell Ryan that five random guys made me fellate them. That'll surely make dreamy Ryan want to kiss me!"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 19, 2014 09:57 AM (2ruKl)

199 Which is part of the reason why I loved The Grey

I thought it was solidly 'meh.'

It kind of sucks that Liam's character decided to lead all the others to their deaths just because he was suicidal.

Of course, had they *not* made the bad decision to leave the wrecked plane, the movie would have been much shorter.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 09:57 AM (kff5f)

200 A bunch of left-wing politicians and left-wing celebrities -- nice way to highlight what a partisan left-wing hack Colbert is.

David Burge @iowahawkblog
Night of 100 Assholes RT @TPM Can you spot all the celebrities in the Colbert Report's massive sing-along finale? pic.twitter.com/0GPABtyf7d

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 19, 2014 09:57 AM (ZPrif)

201 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 09:55 AM (mf5HN)

It was an oddly entertaining movie.

Every time some asshat begins to preach the gospel of Gaia, I tell them to stop getting vaccinated and stop taking antibiotics, because they kill Gaia's children.

Smallpox wants to live too!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2014 09:58 AM (Zu3d9)

202 Robert Murray, an SEIU organizing coordinator, has been charged for
Saturday night's assault on police officers on the Brooklyn Bridge.

Yoonyun brothers and sisters embracing each other in their struggle to rape the American taxpayer. Brings a tear to my eye.


Posted by: Stasha and Malaria at December 19, 2014 09:58 AM (XzRw1)

203 Q: Why did you kill your whole family?

A: Dey was home.


"Thank god for prisons!" - Richard Pryor

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2014 09:58 AM (JO9+V)

204 Ack! "Sony's replacement movie for The Interview" gave me a terrible earworm.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 19, 2014 09:58 AM (GDulk)

205 Do you know something specific about Cairns otho? Something like "Cabrini Green" is in Chicago?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 19, 2014 09:52 AM

Lived there. It's a small place, really. Well, it used to be but a bigger population these days isn't going to change it much. No, it's nothing like Cabrini Green. It's a small joint, gateway to the Reef. Tropical. I understand the family and their background. It's hard to explain... anyway, I highly suspect that somebody snapped. Could be wrong, but the chances of a random mass killer popping up suddenly in a place like Cairns are very slim.

Posted by: otho at December 19, 2014 09:59 AM (tBSrv)

206 Every time some asshat begins to preach the gospel of Gaia, I tell them to stop getting vaccinated and stop taking antibiotics, because they kill Gaia's children.

There's already a small-but-statistically-significant chance that they're anti-vaxxers anyway.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 09:59 AM (kff5f)

207 Oh well time to write. Perhaps will go with the death by squirrel option once I get to that part of plot. Or have thought of an even more horrible way to die.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 09:59 AM (uNkTU)

208 Sounds like Jackie is Exhibit A for never sticking one's dick in crazy. I may save this story for SonOfScogg. Quite educational.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 19, 2014 09:59 AM (ViF0c)

209 "183
Once upon a time wolves were considered bad because they preyed on
humans and livestock. So humans went about eradicating wolves. Wolves
became a sort of novelty when they were effectively controlled. As
memories faded wolves became sympathetic figures. We were told they were
magnificient creatures deserving our protection. Heck we were told we
could even dance with them. Hows that dancing with wolves working out?

Posted by: Mr. Practical at December 19, 2014 09:52 AM (6nt51)"

That is what happened in the US where guns were common and the government authorities scarce on the ground. In Russia where the people traditionally have lots of government authorities and not many guns, wolves are still feared and hated. Funny how that works.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 09:59 AM (PD6iL)

210 187 152
NKOREA PLANNED ATTACKS ON NUKE PLANTS

My nephew is a white hat hacker paid by companies to test the vulnerability of their computer systems. Power companies, including nuclear, are some of his biggest clients. He's broken into all of them. Some in very short order. The Norks don't need to send teams over here. They can do the job from home.

Posted by: fairweatherbill holding dominion over the nether regions at December 19, 2014 09:59 AM (kXciV)

211 Perhaps will go with the death by squirrel option once I get to that part of plot. Or have thought of an even more horrible way to die.

Death by squirrel bunga-bunga?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 10:00 AM (kff5f)

212 thought up a story she could tell Ryan as a pretext for having him "rescue" her. "Hey, what about gang rape? I could tell Ryan that five random guys made me fellate them. That'll surely make dreamy Ryan want to kiss me!"
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Even worse. Such a story could be supported merely by appearing upset. There isn't a likelhood of apparent physical injury. There was probably a considerable amount of planning involved here.

Where and whenthe horrendous details of the coffee table entered this scene i don't know.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 19, 2014 10:00 AM (Spluw)

213 Lived there. It's a small place, really. Well, it used to be but a bigger population these days isn't going to change it much. No, it's nothing like Cabrini Green. It's a small joint, gateway to the Reef. Tropical. I understand the family and their background. It's hard to explain... anyway, I highly suspect that somebody snapped. Could be wrong, but the chances of a random mass killer popping up suddenly in a place like Cairns are very slim.
Posted by: otho at December 19, 2014 09:59 AM (tBSrv)



The police are saying that there is no mass murderer on the loose and that they are talking to everyone who saw the family in the last few days.

Which leads to the obvious conclusion.

Those poor children. The poor people who are investigating this because I don't care how much experience you have or how professional you are, this has to be devastating to deal with.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 10:01 AM (mf5HN)

214 "Venomous Scorpion Falls Out Of Dress At JC PENNEY"



I gotta go there today. Not to buy a dress, but, other clothes.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 10:01 AM (BNIaE)

215 Posted by: otho at December 19, 2014 09:59 AM (tBSrv)

Ah, thanks for the info. Combined Horde Knowledge is one of the reasons I just can't quit you guys.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 19, 2014 10:01 AM (GDulk)

216 Hey AllenG, how is your story going?

As for the bunga bunga... only if they are squirrel Furries but no none of those are in this story.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 10:01 AM (uNkTU)

217 Can you spot all the celebrities in the Colbert Report's massive sing-along finale? pic.twitter.com/0GPABtyf7d

I spy NDT in the lower left. Surprised he's not standing next Big Bird.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 10:02 AM (XzRw1)

218 A date once dragged me into watching an episode of Dawson's Creek. My brain wanted to escape through my ear. The horror, the horror.

Needless to say - last time I hung around THAT chick

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 19, 2014 10:02 AM (AVEe1)

219
While far from an 90210 fan I gathered from my infrequent perusal that the story was about the relatively "poor" family trying to fit in in Beverly Hills...
***
I guess I always saw it as a class between all the beverly hills kids and the minnesota kids trying to adapt to a new environment.

Which is probably giving the show too much credit because what I really remember isthe egg thing and Donna Martin graduates! And that I had a serious crush on Brian Austin Green, which I think was right on because he looks good now too.

Posted by: Lea at December 19, 2014 10:04 AM (lIU4e)

220 Meaning I'm in the interesting position of being
mostly concerned with the career growth potential of the job, as there's
an economic disincentive to taking it.

My life is officially strange as hell.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be bascially any day now! at December 19, 2014 08:46 AM (HDwDg)


Good luck TSRBike. I had an internal advancement interview a couple of weeks ago, but they chose two others instead. Not a problem, I like what I am doing now a lot, but I suspect I would like the other job better.
Still good luck.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2014 10:04 AM (t//F+)

221 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 10:01 AM (mf5HN)

Yeah, prayers for the LEOs having to deal with that as well as the family.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 19, 2014 10:04 AM (GDulk)

222 Sorry, Clash. A culture clash.

Posted by: Lea at December 19, 2014 10:04 AM (lIU4e)

223 There is a Sam Thaiday who has captained the Brisbane Broncos and listed as Australian. Lisa Thaiday identified herself as a cousin to all the victims.Pretty thin but lets not jump to conclusions. Lets pray justice and healing occur.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 09:54 AM

Yeah, big family. Torres Strait people, mostly.

Posted by: otho at December 19, 2014 10:05 AM (tBSrv)

224 219 Posted by: Lea at December 19, 2014 10:04 AM (lIU4e)

Right....

my brother liked it b/c he had a Doherty thing...I recall seeing the MN poor kids "gifted along" a lot....

the show seemed like an hour long weekly blowjob dedicated to glitzed out Commiefornia....

I was already a surly bastard right winger....(started at ~age 6 after all)

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 10:06 AM (/4AZU)

225 DHS Chief Admits Forgetting Pledge of Allegiance


Drudge.


Makes me proud to be an American.







Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 10:06 AM (XzRw1)

226 Dear Tucker Carlson:

Your site sucks ass.

Fondly,

Jane D'oh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 10:06 AM (FsuaD)

227 thought up a story she could tell Ryan as a pretext for having him "rescue" her. "Hey, what about gang rape? I could tell Ryan that five random guys made me fellate them. That'll surely make dreamy Ryan want to kiss me!"
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

I sure as hell ain't kissing you now, cockbreath.

Posted by: Ryan at December 19, 2014 10:06 AM (2Ojst)

228 Posted by: otho at December 19, 2014 10:05 AM (tBSrv)

Are you an Aussie too otho? Or is aussie still our only Oz Horde member?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 19, 2014 10:07 AM (GDulk)

229 I wonder if Jackie chose an oral sex scenario for her false rape claim as PIV gang rape would have left lots more physical evidence like bruising, swelling, abrasions and the like, the non-existence of which would have been awkward to explain away in the hospital. And wouldn't a PIV gang rape story more motivate and compel Jackie's friends to insist that she be checked out in a hospital?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2014 10:07 AM (JO9+V)

230 "197
Robert Murray, an SEIU organizing coordinator, has been charged for
Saturday night's assault on police officers on the Brooklyn Bridge.



Police Commissioner Poppins would tell the cops that, in such situations, shoot first and ask questions later.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 09:56 AM (zF6Iw)"

Police Commissioner A-Hole would tell the cops drag them off to a secluded location for questioning and then shoot them. But then, again, that is probably why nobody is calling me up offering the job of Police Commissioner.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 10:08 AM (PD6iL)

231 Does the JEF's imaginary son have a name? If not, the Horde should give him one.

I'll go first: Trotsky

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 10:08 AM (FsuaD)

232 Yep. Fu*k. Looks like it will be the worst.


http://tinyurl.com/n9ocgnr


THE sounds of a woman pleading for forgiveness were heard coming from a Cairns home where eight children were found murdered.

Senior police last night told The Courier-Mail that Mersane Warria, also known as Raina Thaiday, was a person of interest in one of the worst mass murders in Australia's history.

Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 10:09 AM (fWAjv)

233
Yeah, they really *do* hate us.
Somehow seem to be surprised by this every now and then when their masks slip.


Posted by: Lizzy at December 19, 2014 08:46 AM (ABcz/)



Become a gun owner and monitor the anti-gun sites. They don't even bother with masks there (but it is funny how often an anti gunner will threaten violence...with a gun...)

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 19, 2014 10:09 AM (6fyGz)

234 Rumney sits atop GOP polls.

Why is it that I never get polled?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 10:10 AM (XzRw1)

235 Hey AllenG, how is your story going?

Both projects are on hold... sort of.

With the new job and such, I haven't been able to find time to write for Not A Marvel Story, No Really, I Promise (which is a joint venture with another of the Morons at this point).

And the original Fantasy Novel still needs line editing. However, to have that done, I either need the book picked up by a publisher, or I need to pay for line editing. So far no interest on the standard publisher front, and paying for line editing will cost about 2K for the length of novel I wrote. I don't have that kind of spare cash.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 10:10 AM (kff5f)

236
I recall seeing the MN poor kids "gifted along" a lot....
*****
I guess I never thought they were poor because they had a nice house in Beverly hills. How poor could they be?

Posted by: Lea at December 19, 2014 10:10 AM (lIU4e)

237 @167
Wait till Rand rips Rubio a new one. Rubio is trying to win the love of people who hate him and would kick him out the country. He's a pathetic coward unlike Rand who stans up to the reactionary losers. Rubio is gonna get hurt getting into it with Paul.

Posted by: Rubio is a punk at December 19, 2014 10:10 AM (Cjesj)

238 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 09:59 AM (kff5f)

I understand honest liberals. I think they are wrong, but I understand their view of the role of government.

But I do not understand anti-vaccination people. They are just stupid, deluded, ignorant, selfish assholes.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2014 10:10 AM (Zu3d9)

239 And wouldn't a PIV gang rape story more motivate and compel Jackie's friends to insist that she be checked out in a hospital?
Posted by: Count de Monet

I think that that's likely. This is sad, and disturbing. I shudder to think what actual rape victims are thinking right now. Many report nightmares, stress and unease in certain situations. This is worse than trivializing; it's a sort of hijacking.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 19, 2014 10:10 AM (Spluw)

240
THE sounds of a woman pleading for forgiveness were heard coming from a Cairns home where eight children were found murdered.
****
Shit. That's not good.

Posted by: Lea at December 19, 2014 10:11 AM (lIU4e)

241 I don't want to wait for normal relations,
I want to know right now, but I'm not crazy
I don't want to wait so i made up a fake rape,
Will it be yes or will it be...sorry?


Posted by: Jackie Sings! at December 19, 2014 10:11 AM (KBvAm)

242
They give out gift cards as a bonus for Christmas. $50 for somewhere. This year is Target, which is better than last year, which was Lowes. Before I worked there it was a Visa gift card you could use anywhere.

Of course we get taxed on the giftcards, so it's more like a $35 gift card.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 19, 2014 10:11 AM (wrS2o)

243 I'll go first: Trotsky



Muhammad

Posted by: fairweatherbill holding dominion over the nether regions at December 19, 2014 10:11 AM (kXciV)

244 Does the JEF's imaginary son have a name? If not, the Horde should give him one.I'll go first: Trotsky
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Special snowflake

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 19, 2014 10:12 AM (Spluw)

245 Even worse. Such a story could be supported merely by appearing upset. There isn't a likelhood of apparent physical injury. There was probably a considerable amount of planning involved here.

Where and whenthe horrendous details of the coffee table entered this scene i don't know.



The broken glass story kinda kills the rape by bj angle.
She laid on her back? Which means the guys would have been kneeling. In broken glass.

Sorry, there isn't a bj out there worth that.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 10:12 AM (YWEKY)

246 Shannon Doherty plays Jackie in the UVA movie, called it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 10:12 AM (2cS/G)

247 THE sounds of a woman pleading for forgiveness were heard coming from a Cairns home where eight children were found murdered.

Senior police last night told The Courier-Mail that Mersane Warria, also known as Raina Thaiday, was a person of interest in one of the worst mass murders in Australia's history.
Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 10:09 AM (fWAjv)

Sweet Jesus.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 10:12 AM (2Ojst)

248 Does the JEF's imaginary son have a name? If not, the Horde should give him one.I'll go first: Trotsky

Bruce.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 10:13 AM (XzRw1)

249 Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 10:09 AM (fWAjv)

Wow.

Evil. Evil. Evil.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2014 10:13 AM (Zu3d9)

250 Oh, and...

Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday dear meeee-eee!
Happy birthday to me!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 10:13 AM (kff5f)

251 Speaking of cockbreath. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 10:14 AM (zF6Iw)

252 The smell of Hector wafting on the breeze?

Posted by: fairweatherbill holding dominion over the nether regions at December 19, 2014 10:14 AM (kXciV)

253 Why is it that I never get polled?
Your standards are too high.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2014 10:14 AM (Dw98+)

254 236 Posted by: Lea at December 19, 2014 10:10 AM (lIU4e)

It is where "relatively" comes into play...

we had a discussion on the show WRT "economic equality" in my econ honors class in high school...

I pointed out the family wanted for nothing and was able to live in an exclusive zip code...

there was no "inequality" the system was working and the family was climbing....

It is amazing how much more cogent entertainment was on class issues back then.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 10:14 AM (/4AZU)

255 No matter how much ass Rubio kiss, the reactionaries will never like him. Heck they don't even acknowledge he is American. Rubio could have been a force for good standing up to the tea party, bigots but he's a coward.

Rand Paul is a brave souland does not rear the Nazi faction of the GOP. God bless Rand Paul.

Posted by: Rubio is a punk at December 19, 2014 10:14 AM (Cjesj)

256 "With Economy Failing, Putin Turns To Nationalism"

US economy sure doesn't look like it's humming if holiday spending is an indicator.

"With Economy Still Failed, Obama Stays On Pseudosubnationalist Identity Rhetoric"

Putin does it better.

Posted by: 0302 at December 19, 2014 10:14 AM (N6eLE)

257 I'll go first: Trotsky

Muhammad


Obama.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 10:14 AM (zF6Iw)

258 Shit. That's not good.

Posted by: Lea at December 19, 2014 10:11 AM (lIU4e)

Nope.


About 9pm on Thursday a woman was heard screaming: 'Don't let them take them away from us. God bless us. Forgive me for what I'll do.'

Another neighbour, Tahnia Ruttensteiner, had seen the mother lugging personal possessions from her home to her front yard on Thursday, saying she was going to 'make a new start'


Not good at all.

Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 10:14 AM (fWAjv)

259 Does the JEF's imaginary son have a name?
If not, the Horde should give him one.I'll go first: Trotsky
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Special snowflake
Posted by: Blue Hen


Princess

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 10:15 AM (YWEKY)

260 Fuck. I meant "Barack."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 10:15 AM (zF6Iw)

261 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 10:13 AM (kff5f)

Happy birthday AllenG!

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 19, 2014 10:15 AM (GDulk)

262 Happy Birthday AllenG!

Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 10:15 AM (fWAjv)

263 "207
Oh well time to write. Perhaps will go with the death by squirrel option
once I get to that part of plot. Or have thought of an even more
horrible way to die.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 19, 2014 09:59 AM (uNkTU)"

It's hard to top this for horrible:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 10:15 AM (PD6iL)

264
Heh. Hey all Jewish Morons! Da Zero claims to have a Jewish soul.
Any comment

Posted by: maddogg at December 19, 2014 10:16 AM (xWW96)

265 Does the JEF's imaginary son have a name? If not, the Horde should give him one.I'll go first: Trotsky

Alvin Ailey Hussein Obama.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 10:16 AM (XzRw1)

266 Happy birfday, Allen! *slides non-alcoholic eggnog thru port*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 10:16 AM (FsuaD)

267 Thanks, Horde!

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 10:16 AM (kff5f)

268 255 Posted by: Rubio is a punk at December 19, 2014 10:14 AM (Cjesj)

Yector he is more American than you are...

now go get your shine box

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 10:16 AM (/4AZU)

269 My diaper is full again! Time to share!

Posted by: hector is a punk at December 19, 2014 10:16 AM (Spluw)

270 Happy birthday AllenG.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 10:16 AM (YWEKY)

271 I predict this: North Korea either has someone working as a sys admin for whoever runs Sony's network ops or North Korea had nothing to do with the Sony hack.

It's complicated but Sony OPs would have to be complete morons to expose that kind of access to a remote client and then let the password slip. By complete morons I mean: the kind of complete morons that bankrupt whatever outsource firm they work for when Sony sues the crap out of them.

I'm voting Kim Chee Un had jack shit to do with the Sony thing but since everyone spazzed out about the DPKR he was all "Screw it let's watch the LULZ".

Posted by: bestie21 at December 19, 2014 10:16 AM (6vztv)

272 Happy Birthday AllenG!

Posted by: Heralder at December 19, 2014 10:17 AM (/Mxso)

273 *slides non-alcoholic eggnog thru port*

*glug*

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 10:17 AM (kff5f)

274 Happy birthday Mr. G....

break a leg Bike...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 19, 2014 10:17 AM (/4AZU)

275 Da Zero's imaginary son would be a queer Mao.

Posted by: maddogg at December 19, 2014 10:17 AM (xWW96)

276 Does the JEF's imaginary son have a name?

Manti T-Bone Jarrett-Robinson

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 19, 2014 10:17 AM (MbqmP)

277 264

Heh. Hey all Jewish Morons! Da Zero claims to have a Jewish soul.
Any comment



Has anyone asked Bibi for a comment?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 10:18 AM (FsuaD)

278 The police are saying that there is no mass murderer on the loose and that they are talking to everyone who saw the family in the last few days. Which leads to the obvious conclusion. Those poor children. The poor people who are investigating this because I don't care how much experience you have or how professional you are, this has to be devastating to deal with.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 10:01 AM

Yeah, it was obvious from the get go, unfortunately.

Posted by: otho at December 19, 2014 10:18 AM (tBSrv)

279 My brother and I had my sister-in-law convinced for years that "Trot" Nixon of the Red Sox' first name was "Trotsky". It is actually Christopher.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 10:18 AM (2cS/G)

280 234
Rumney sits atop GOP polls.

Why is it that I never get polled?



Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 10:10 AM (XzRw1)

You may not have been polled.
But we sure as hell have been poled.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 19, 2014 10:18 AM (wtvvX)

281 Any comment

Posted by: maddogg at December 19, 2014 10:16 AM (xWW96)

Sure.

If he has a Jewish soul then I am converting to.....pretty much anything else.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 19, 2014 10:18 AM (Zu3d9)

282 Does the JEF's imaginary son have a name? If not, the Horde should give him one.I'll go first: Trotsky

Hmm, hang on...

/fires up Random AA Name Generator

Jaquamalikdatraveon.

/blinks

...I don't know what's worse, that I strung that together, or that some "mother" somewhere would probably seriously consider a name like that for her child.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 19, 2014 10:18 AM (DT3rQ)

283 Posted by: bestie21 at December 19, 2014 10:16 AM (6vztv)

I thought Sony had been warned about how awful (like nonexistent) their computer security was and that's why their employees were suing them.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 19, 2014 10:19 AM (GDulk)

284 Heh. Hey all Jewish Morons! Da Zero claims to have a Jewish soul.
Any comment
Posted by: maddogg at December 19, 2014 10:16 AM (xWW96)


Let's ask Reggie is he has a Jewish penis.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 19, 2014 10:19 AM (MbqmP)

285 I think the most horrible way to die would be at the hand of a parent, or in the case of a parent, at the hand of a child.

Prayers for those poor kids. Awful.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 10:19 AM (FsuaD)

286 Does the JEF's imaginary son have a name? If not, the Horde should give him one.I'll go first: Trotsky

Jector: composite of Julia and the troll.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 19, 2014 10:19 AM (Spluw)

287 @268
That's the best you got old man? Still waiting for the burning times?

Posted by: Rubio is a punk at December 19, 2014 10:19 AM (Cjesj)

288 Heh. Hey all Jewish Morons! Da Zero claims to have a Jewish soul.

I'm thinking he misunderstands what a dybbuk is...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 19, 2014 10:20 AM (DT3rQ)

289 Jaquamalikdatraveon.




Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 19, 2014 10:18 AM (DT3rQ)


Kind of sounds like an African transformer.

Posted by: Heralder at December 19, 2014 10:20 AM (/Mxso)

290 Stat of the day: Peter Kinder, the SoS of MO, said the 50% of the guests in the MO correctional system come from the same 7 unaccredited (failing) school districts. One of those districts is Ferguson, to nobodies surprise. Yeah, let's keep letting leftists control the educational system. They've been doing such a great job to this point. It's like a Margret Sanger strategy in slow motion.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 19, 2014 10:20 AM (5buP8)

291 I saw Scaphism open for Boarcorpse at CBGB's in '82.

Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 10:20 AM (fWAjv)

292 Happy Birthday, Allen. Good luck, TSR.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 10:20 AM (2cS/G)

293 Happy Birthday Allen G! Salute!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2014 10:20 AM (JO9+V)

294 Are you an Aussie too otho?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 19, 2014 10:07 AM

Yeah.

Posted by: otho at December 19, 2014 10:21 AM (tBSrv)

295 Happy birthday, Allen G, and many, many more!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 10:21 AM (zF6Iw)

296 That's not good at all. Not at all. It's happened before, but what in the hell makes a parent snap like that ?


Oh ... and everybody say hi to Hector.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 19, 2014 10:21 AM (ViF0c)

297 Frank Marshall Obama

Posted by: fairweatherbill holding dominion over the nether regions at December 19, 2014 10:22 AM (kXciV)

298 Oh nice, another friend from down under!

Posted by: Heralder at December 19, 2014 10:22 AM (/Mxso)

299 Another name for the JEF's imaginary son: Keefums

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 10:22 AM (FsuaD)

300 Are you an Aussie too otho? Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 19, 2014 10:07 AM Yeah.
Posted by: otho


Wow, we've been invaded!

Posted by: that guy that always thinks that we've been invaded at December 19, 2014 10:22 AM (Spluw)

301 It's like a Margret Sanger strategy in slow motion.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 19, 2014 10:20 AM (5buP

Good point. If we can't get them to abort all of their kids, then imprison the rest....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 19, 2014 10:22 AM (wtvvX)

302 I had never heard of Cairns until the other day when I learned of their pro basketball team. Kind of shocking to see it in the news the next day for something so horrible. I had been thinking it looked/sounded like a cool place, and I suppose it still is, but this sort of thing leaves a pall.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 10:23 AM (2cS/G)

303 Oh ... and everybody say hi to Hector.



Oh, okay. ..l..

Posted by: fairweatherbill holding dominion over the nether regions at December 19, 2014 10:23 AM (kXciV)

304 Reggie al-Jarrett. Nick name: lil wookie.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 19, 2014 10:23 AM (5buP8)

305 Wow, we've been invaded!

Posted by: that guy that always thinks that we've been invaded at December 19, 2014 10:22 AM (Spluw)

The Day After The War Began

Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 10:24 AM (fWAjv)

306 264
Heh. Hey all Jewish Morons! Da Zero claims to have a Jewish soul.
Any comment
Posted by: maddogg at December 19, 2014 10:16 AM (xWW96)

Well, he is a stingy bastard, but on the other hand he can't negotiate for shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 10:24 AM (2Ojst)

307 Kingsmoov

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2014 10:24 AM (JO9+V)

308 Son of a ......

Tomorrow, When The War Began

Posted by: RWC - Ahinilater of Worlds at December 19, 2014 10:24 AM (fWAjv)

309
Does the JEF's imaginary son have a name?
If not, the Horde should give him one.I'll go first: Trotsky
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Why, Barack Hussein Obama, Jr., of course. "BJ" for short.

Reminds his "daddy" of his favorite sport, pole smoking.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 19, 2014 10:24 AM (/dvmK)

310 I am willing to say only incredibly vile things to Hector the child molestor.

Posted by: maddogg at December 19, 2014 10:24 AM (xWW96)

311
Shannon Doherty plays Jackie in the UVA movie, called it.
***

That would be the absolute best, although she's a bit old to play an 18 year old. She could be a students mom or something.

Posted by: Lea at December 19, 2014 10:25 AM (lIU4e)

312 289 Jaquamalikdatraveon.




Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 19, 2014 10:18 AM (DT3rQ)

Kind of sounds like an African transformer.

Posted by: Heralder at December 19, 2014 10:20 AM (/Mxso)

Not enough apostrophes or consonants.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 19, 2014 10:25 AM (2Ojst)

313 Heh. Hey all Jewish Morons! Da Zero claims to have a Jewish soul.

As if the Jews haven't suffered enough. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 19, 2014 10:25 AM (zF6Iw)

314 Obama's imaginary son's story is worse than his imaginary daughter's (Julia) story.

Even his imaginary family is dysfunctional.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2014 10:25 AM (/GgDU)

315 Hakuna Matata Obama

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 19, 2014 10:26 AM (XzRw1)

316 314
Obama's imaginary son's story is worse than his imaginary daughter's (Julia) story.



Even his imaginary family is dysfunctional.



True. Hopefully, he'll never be mistaken for a valet. He'd be scarred for life, like his "dad."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 10:26 AM (FsuaD)

317 Hector is a pedarest? I did not know.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 19, 2014 10:26 AM (5buP8)

318 Naming Barry's son sounds like a job for Key and Peele.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 19, 2014 10:27 AM (ViF0c)

319 Pretty sure Obama's imaginary son raped a chick.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 19, 2014 10:27 AM (ZPrif)

320 Hector is also involved in an unseemly relationship with a chicken.

Posted by: maddogg at December 19, 2014 10:27 AM (xWW96)

321 319 Pretty sure Obama's imaginary son raped a chick.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 19, 2014 10:27 AM (ZPrif)

I was so young...and naive... *sniff*

Posted by: The Chicken at December 19, 2014 10:28 AM (2Ojst)

322 Hector is also involved in an unseemly relationship with a chicken.

Do you mind? I have standards!

Posted by: The Chicken at December 19, 2014 10:28 AM (zF6Iw)

323 Hector is also involved in an unseemly relationship with a chicken.



That cheatin' bastard!

Posted by: Hector's Couch at December 19, 2014 10:29 AM (JO9+V)

324 No shit maddogg. Can't wait for that friggin' guy to take a fancy to the toaster.

Posted by: The Chicken at December 19, 2014 10:29 AM (ViF0c)

325 Shannon Doherty plays Jackie in the UVA movie, called it.


Does Karen Black have a granddaughter?

Posted by: Dang at December 19, 2014 10:29 AM (MNq6o)

326 176 On a lighter note, I lost a son once too. We looked everywhere we could think of, and had not opened the doors, so there was no way he could have got out (he was a crawler at that point). Then we realized that he might be upstairs. Turns out that when you figure out how to do one stair, all the rest of them pretty much work the same way.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 19, 2014 10:29 AM (5f5bM)

327 Yeah, I guess Doherty is too old, maybe she can play Erdely.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 19, 2014 10:29 AM (2cS/G)

328 Hector is also involved in an unseemly relationship with a chicken.



That cheatin' bastard!

Posted by: Hector's Couch at December 19, 2014 10:29 AM (JO9+V)



That's it! He's hitting the road!!!

Posted by: Hector's Driveway at December 19, 2014 10:30 AM (GQ8sn)

329 Woot woot Xmas weekend at casa Misanthrope

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 19, 2014 10:30 AM (y2suD)

330 Wait, wut?

Posted by: Hector's Moped's Exhaust Pipe at December 19, 2014 10:30 AM (JO9+V)

331 I thought all trolls were Average Joe WSCBC?

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 19, 2014 10:30 AM (wrS2o)

332 Hector is also involved in an unseemly relationship with a chicken.

**sobs**

He told me he loved my knotty pine. . .

Posted by: The Picnic Table at December 19, 2014 10:30 AM (zF6Iw)

333 Bite me chicken. Hector's YOUR problem.

Posted by: The Toaster at December 19, 2014 10:30 AM (ViF0c)

334 Hector is also involved in an unseemly relationship with a chicken.

If by that you mean, laying into the freak of nature every time he empties his diaper, then yes.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 19, 2014 10:30 AM (Spluw)

335 Ah, re-enter the Malthusian Left. If it weren't for
people, we could all have quaint "undeveloped coastline" and
"undisturbed coral reef."



F*cking leftists.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 19, 2014 09:46 AM (kff5f)


The problem with the Malthusian Left is that they never read Malthus.
Malthus states that populations will outstrip their resources if they have no natural governor on their actions.
He specifically names one of the principal actors is removing the natural restraints on human action as (and I apologize for shrieking this) GIVING FREE SHIT TO PEOPLE SO THEY ARE NO LONGER RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR OWN ACTIONS OR SUPPORT

Link to Gutenberg: http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/4239

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2014 10:31 AM (t//F+)

336 Think you got it bad?


You don't have someone trying to fill all your cracks!


Posted by: Hector's Driveway at December 19, 2014 10:31 AM (GQ8sn)

337 No I know! Shannon D can play Jackie's crazy mom, who taught her how to be crazy and helped her craft the genius plan! It's perfect.

Posted by: Lea at December 19, 2014 10:31 AM (lIU4e)

338 I predict this: North Korea either has someone working as a sys admin for whoever runs Sony's network ops or North Korea had nothing to do with the Sony hack.

It's complicated but Sony OPs would have to be complete morons to expose that kind of access to a remote client and then let the password slip.


$10 on a Malware/Trojan horse via email to a low level staffer in the Cincinnati office.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 10:31 AM (YWEKY)

339 Does the JEF's imaginary son have a name?
If not, the Horde should give him one.I'll go first: Trotsky
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Barack Obama II. Nicknamed, "The Deuce".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 19, 2014 10:31 AM (/dvmK)

340 Baaaaastard.

Posted by: hector's goat at December 19, 2014 10:32 AM (kXciV)

341 Its not even satisfying. Hector is hung like a chigger.

Posted by: The Chicken at December 19, 2014 10:32 AM (xWW96)

342 A shamefur dispray of Restern varues and stires.

Posted by: Long Kim Jong at December 19, 2014 10:32 AM (HKvMD)

343 That cheatin' bastard!

Posted by: Hector's goat at December 19, 2014 10:32 AM (OsWis)

344 Two months after donors pledged $5.4 billion to help rebuild Gaza after the war between Israel and Hamas, Palestinian, UN and other officials say barely 2 percent of the money has been transferred.


Money talks, Bullshit walks.
Pretty funny

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 19, 2014 10:33 AM (Zmw74)

345 dual socks...heh.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at December 19, 2014 10:33 AM (OsWis)

346 I happened to catch a bit of O'Really last night.

He had two retired colonels on (whose names escape me right now), and one of them said the Bowe Bergdahl report will be released Jan. 16 (a Friday, natch). Said the person he spoke with said Bergdahl absolutely deserted, but will be allowed to keep his $300,000 back pay and will be given an honorable discharge.

Oh, look. My rage meter just flew across the room.

The men who gave their lives looking for the cowardly bastard? Pfffft.

Just when I thought I couldn't hate the JEF's administration more.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 19, 2014 10:33 AM (FsuaD)

347 I just lie back and think of England.

Posted by: The Chicken at December 19, 2014 10:33 AM (ViF0c)

348 Posted by: The Toaster at December 19, 2014 10:30 AM (ViF0c)


Hey, we're having a party tonight, just for appliances. Want to drop by?

Posted by: Phake Phi Kappa Psi at December 19, 2014 10:33 AM (vgIRn)

349 nood!

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 19, 2014 10:34 AM (wrS2o)

350
Two months after donors pledged $5.4 billion to help rebuild Gaza after the war between Israel and Hamas, Palestinian, UN and other officials say barely 2 percent of the money has been transferred.

Those concrete-lined infiltration tunnels ain't gonna build themselves, people!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 19, 2014 10:34 AM (/dvmK)

351 283 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 19, 2014 10:19 AM

Jesus it would have to be almost criminal negligence. They'd have to leave the root/admin account exposed and leak the password.

It's not that easy to get a bot or something into a specific target. You can't just upload a bot to a web page and have it infect the entire system like Independence day.

Viruses aren't usually targeted. They just spread around randomly. To make them targeted you need to do some social engineering. i.e. make a bunch of infected key fobs up and hand them out in the Sony Parking lot.

They didn't just guess 1 user password either. There are multiple email accounts involved along with file system access to get the movies themselves. Someone got admin level privileges inside the firewall. It could be done but god you'd have to have the dumbest IT firm ever.

Posted by: bestie21 at December 19, 2014 10:34 AM (6vztv)

352 Now word is coming out that Jackie plagiarized TV sitcom, What's Happening? as she constantly walked into rooms exclaiming, Hey, HEY, hey! She then changed the greeting to, "Rape, RAPE, rape!" at some point during her freshman year.

Posted by: Crack Reporter at December 19, 2014 10:36 AM (MNq6o)

353

I gotta go there today. Not to buy a dress, but, other clothes.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 10:01 AM (BNIaE)


Check the boxers extra careful, is all.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2014 10:37 AM (t//F+)

354 sock offf

Posted by: maddogg at December 19, 2014 10:38 AM (xWW96)

355 Hakuna Matata Obama
Hanukkah Matata Obama. Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 19, 2014 10:39 AM (Dw98+)

356 Posted by: rickb223 at December 19, 2014 10:31 AM (YWEKY)

I haven't run into something like that in a decade. I mean that could actually spread and get admin level access. Not to mention their users are likely twiddling on macs and the servers are running probably Linux. Since Windows is teh evil these days.

Posted by: bestie21 at December 19, 2014 10:39 AM (6vztv)

357 Happy happy, Allen!

*confettis*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at December 19, 2014 10:40 AM (mf5HN)

358 He said I had soft shoulders and was slippery when wet.
sniff

Posted by: traffic sign at December 19, 2014 10:40 AM (Dw98+)

359 Jackie the film, titled Criminal Attraction

Shannon Dougherty will play the voice in her head telling her what to do to win "Ryan's" affection

Jackie will be played by Sarah Hyland of Modern Family


Erdly will be played by Brian Dennehy


Posted by: ThunderB at December 19, 2014 10:41 AM (zOTsN)

360 The left can hate me all they want. They just can't put their damn dirty hands on me.

Posted by: Erowmero at December 19, 2014 10:42 AM (go5uR)

361 It's been interesting to see the Cuba thing unfold. Being second-generation Cuban-American, there's actually been some schadenfraude involved. Mind you, the deal is terrible, but that I've come to expect from are SCOAMF.

But I've seen quite a few second-generations go to the other side of the political aisle. And based on my Facebook feed, most are livid about this. Fueling that fire is the comments they see defending the actions of Obama: the type of comments that liberals typically use (saw someone reply that essentially claimed racism). There's never enough popcorn to see the left eat itself.

Posted by: Cuban Embargo Crisis at December 19, 2014 10:43 AM (pS7Ne)

362 Would think Dennehy would be better suited to play UVa.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 19, 2014 10:45 AM (JO9+V)

363 Barack Obama II. Nicknamed, "The Deuce".
Posted by: Krebs
------------------

So..., "Il Deuce"?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2014 10:46 AM (/GgDU)

364 Careful Mike, auto in-correct would make that "Ill Douche"

Posted by: Kindltot at December 19, 2014 10:48 AM (t//F+)

365 Alternate title "Please Don't F**k With Crazies"

Posted by: ThunderB at December 19, 2014 10:49 AM (zOTsN)

366 Jackie the film, titled Criminal Attraction
---------------

Could double bill with "Fair Game", the febrile imaginings of Valerie Plame.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 19, 2014 10:49 AM (/GgDU)

367 "Check the boxers extra careful, is all."


No spiders to the groin. I got it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 19, 2014 10:49 AM (BNIaE)

368 Everyone is just assuming this is all about the stupid movie. Really the movie is only one of several embarrassing things swiped. The "racist" emails are a no brainer since they were a back and forth between big shot execs. I'd check those accounts first myself. The Alex Trebek vs the hovercopter mom thing is in there too. I mean in context of American pop culture that interesting but why would the DPRK sift through millions of emails looking for that? It's almost as someone knew some internal scuttlebutt and went to look at Trebek's account.

Posted by: bestie21 at December 19, 2014 10:53 AM (6vztv)

369 83 Cuomo just said on CNN that Cuba "isn't really communist"
Really. "

---

Wonder what the scion's opinion is about whether North Korea is communist. Or whether he thinks the Soviet Union qualified.

Posted by: Ed at December 19, 2014 10:53 AM (Xv7f/)

370 Bad typing tired.

Posted by: bestie21 at December 19, 2014 10:54 AM (6vztv)

371 corgis?

Posted by: Vic at December 19, 2014 10:54 AM (u9gzs)

372 280 234
Rumney sits atop GOP polls.

Why is it that I never get polled?

----

Pollsters don't have that much time?

(Some moron the other day: "I can't wait until the next time the GOP calls me looking for money. It won't be me who hangs up first.")

Posted by: Ed at December 19, 2014 10:59 AM (Xv7f/)

373 Oh then there is this TMZ thing from 2 days ago:
http://tinyurl.com/mhj385s

I swear to god I went looking for that after I posted.

Posted by: bestie21 at December 19, 2014 11:06 AM (6vztv)

374 "Jesus it would have to be almost criminal
negligence. They'd have to leave the root/admin account exposed and
leak the password.



It's not that easy to get a bot or something into a specific target.
You can't just upload a bot to a web page and have it infect the
entire system like Independence day.



Viruses aren't usually targeted. They just spread around randomly.
To make them targeted you need to do some social engineering. i.e.
make a bunch of infected key fobs up and hand them out in the Sony
Parking lot.



They didn't just guess 1 user password either. There are multiple
email accounts involved along with file system access to get the movies
themselves. Someone got admin level privileges inside the firewall. It
could be done but god you'd have to have the dumbest IT firm ever.

Posted by: bestie21 at December 19, 2014 10:34 AM (6vztv)"

There are other ways in. The leading rumors seem to be malware loaded inadvertently by some user. New vulnerabilities are being discovered all the time. For example the shellshock exploit of Bash on Unix and Linux system found a weakness in a piece of software that has been assumed for years to be solid and secure. The thing is that despite the vulnerability having been exposed months ago, I bet that a majority of the systems running Linux or Unix have not upgraded to fix that particular vulnerability.

There is a cost to be paid to keep your systems secure. It costs in hiring knowledgeable people and letting them do their job as well as paying for the hardware and software that facilitate their efforts to keep the system secure. The alternative can be seeing $45 million of production costs and $15 of advertising for "The Interview" flushed down the toilet and even worse from the standpoint of the high level executives is having their racist joke emails and disparaging comments broadcast to the world.

Still, a lot of organizations don't want to spend the money for security or do the things they have to do to stay secure.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 19, 2014 11:07 AM (PD6iL)

375 Elide everythiing in that article between "Sony execs are now convinced someone who worked for the studio is behind the massive hacking" ... and
"Several people suggested a possible link between the hackers and Sony layoffs, which included a large number of IT employees."

Posted by: bestie21 at December 19, 2014 11:09 AM (6vztv)

376 I just got an email from one of the people selected
to have a job next year, and he called a meeting in January to talk
about what we're going to do with the equipment in my lab
My answer: no longer my fucking problem.


Posted by: EC


Try starting with My Consulting Fee is $$$$/hour.

It's upgraded me from car to race-car a few times.

Posted by: DaveA at December 19, 2014 11:36 AM (DL2i+)

377 346 I happened to catch a bit of O'Really last night.

He had two retired colonels on (whose names escape me right now), and one of them said the Bowe Bergdahl report will be released Jan. 16 (a Friday, natch). Said the person he spoke with said Bergdahl absolutely deserted, but will be allowed to keep his $300,000 back pay and will be given an honorable discharge.

Oh, look. My rage meter just flew across the room.
________________________________

Nothing would surprise me from this criminal administration, but it they do this, I hope their is SERIOUS public blowback.

To reward that traitorous SOB with not only hundreds of thousands of dollars of our money, but also an honorable discharge when he did one of the most dishonorable things imaginable, would be an outrage.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 19, 2014 12:30 PM (2ruKl)

378 s/b "there is" not "their is"

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 19, 2014 12:31 PM (2ruKl)

379 On the topic of Chinese ICBM's, we're in a hard old way. The land-base deterrent has been trimmed down drastically (no MIRV's and a number of missile wings decommissioned) and who knows what kind of condition the sea-based leg is in. And if we're too far down the scale in terms of this kind of stuff, it's not like we can snap our fingers and bring everything up to snuff.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at December 19, 2014 01:32 PM (PMGbu)

380 Escort girls www.regmodels.ru

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Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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