What The Hell

What happens in tuckus, stays in tuckus pic.twitter.com/F7rTgVfTSI
— iLoveScienceSexually (@AceofSpadesHQ) December 16, 2014

Posted by: Ace at 06:40 PM

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1 Dude....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Check Out Our Humbugs at the Outrage Outlet! (Bahs not incl.) at December 16, 2014 06:34 PM (g+akU)

2 Go get 'em Bill!

Posted by: Bosk at December 16, 2014 06:34 PM (n2K+4)

3 And yet, America's next First Gentleman! Because we really do love a rapist.

Posted by: Kensington (@NYKensington) at December 16, 2014 06:34 PM (7Kbxu)

4 He's stimulating her Clintoris.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 16, 2014 06:35 PM (RzZOc)

5 Bodacious

Posted by: Titwillow at December 16, 2014 06:35 PM (YtWJn)

6 Hillary was probably taking that picture...and staring at her boobs.

Posted by: wheatie at December 16, 2014 06:35 PM (Dlofw)

7 Hound dogs gonna hound.

Posted by: fluffy at December 16, 2014 06:35 PM (Ua6T/)

8 That's not Chelsea? I swear she's her doppelganger

Posted by: Albie Damned at December 16, 2014 06:35 PM (nGaMY)

9 Bill may not be all that excited about Hillary running for president, but he sure looks excited about something.

Posted by: huerfano at December 16, 2014 06:36 PM (bAGA/)

10 She's thinner than the last one.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Check Out Our Humbugs at the Outrage Outlet! (Bahs not incl.) at December 16, 2014 06:36 PM (g+akU)

11 At least its not a blue dress.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 16, 2014 06:36 PM (08Znv)

12 Stand right there and don't move. I want to have a selfie.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 16, 2014 06:37 PM (w3a0Z)

13 Merry Christmas, Hillary. Look what I brung ya.

Y'all don't tell Huma now

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at December 16, 2014 06:37 PM (nGaMY)

14 His middle name is Evinrude.

Posted by: EC at December 16, 2014 06:38 PM (doBIb)

15 What a butterface,but Bubba never was picky.Did you see what that left wing bitch Tweeted to Andrea Tantaros?They really are vile human beings.

Posted by: steevy at December 16, 2014 06:38 PM (v5UtH)

16 Now bring us some jiggly pudding, oh bring us some jiggly pudding...

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at December 16, 2014 06:38 PM (BxDum)

17 Girl could have gone a size larger. With the dress, I mean.

Posted by: huerfano at December 16, 2014 06:38 PM (bAGA/)

18 I cannot tell a lie.

I dorked that in the squeakhole.

I dorked that a LOT.

Posted by: Big Pimpin' Bill at December 16, 2014 06:38 PM (IrByp)

19 >>> His middle name is Evinrude.

Bet it's DuPont.

Posted by: fluffy at December 16, 2014 06:39 PM (Ua6T/)

20 I wonder what was cropped out on the right?

Posted by: EC at December 16, 2014 06:39 PM (doBIb)

21 Look at these new fashioned blowup dolls, so lifelike amiright???

Posted by: Big Willy Clinton at December 16, 2014 06:39 PM (yRwC8)

22 No worries, Darling. That's just my tie.

Posted by: Fritz at December 16, 2014 06:39 PM (dVmLD)

23 Hmmm, let's make it a red dress this time.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 16, 2014 06:39 PM (w3a0Z)

24
Sometimes I get the feeling that Bill REALLY doesn't want Hillary to succeed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 16, 2014 06:39 PM (TIIx5)

25 Liawatha's campaign advisor.

Surprisingly Bill endorses Liawatha.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at December 16, 2014 06:40 PM (rLiFy)

26 Looks kinda rapey. See how he's holding her arms?

Posted by: wheatie at December 16, 2014 06:40 PM (Dlofw)

27 Stolen from Twitter:

Bill is ReadyForHillary to go on a long trip to Iowa.

Posted by: fluffy at December 16, 2014 06:40 PM (Ua6T/)

28 That's one of those Japanese sexbots I keep hearing so much about, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 16, 2014 06:41 PM (0HooB)

29 Yeah, she's nice, but how many cigars can she hold?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 16, 2014 06:41 PM (8ZskC)

30 Hard to tell because her face is in so much shadow, but she appears to have that "I don't want to be rude, but please make him go away," look.

^^;;

It's interesting to note what the light appeared to pick out perfectly...

Posted by: junior at December 16, 2014 06:41 PM (UWFpX)

31 She's got some golfing forearms..is that a "real" woman?

Posted by: Tiger Woods a commentin' at December 16, 2014 06:41 PM (/8hMP)

32 Good lord. She looks like she's been taken hostage!

Posted by: Dianna at December 16, 2014 06:41 PM (6aYy9)

33 Boom

Posted by: redenzo at December 16, 2014 06:41 PM (WCnJW)

34 Looks like one of them Russian Bride chicks

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 16, 2014 06:41 PM (o2Jt2)

35 Almost as attractive as Hillary.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 16, 2014 06:42 PM (oKE6c)

36 The new improved SJW. The Sexual Justice Warrior.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at December 16, 2014 06:42 PM (rLiFy)

37 24 Sometimes I get the feeling that Bill REALLY doesn't want Hillary to succeed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 16, 2014 06:39 PM (TIIx5)

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Yeah. I don't think he does.

Posted by: wheatie at December 16, 2014 06:42 PM (Dlofw)

38 Has this been confirmed to be authentic?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 16, 2014 06:42 PM (0LHZx)

39 Sometimes I get the feeling that Bill REALLY doesn't want Hillary to succeed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 16, 2014 06:39 PM (TIIx5)

Me too. Is it ego? I don't know. But there were times when I thought his heart was not in it in 2000. I think he'll allow her to succeed if everybody knows it was all Bill.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 16, 2014 06:42 PM (b4b5c)

40 @25
I endorse Warren too! She's the first redskin who's clean, and articulate...

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 16, 2014 06:43 PM (koIZf)

41 Thought bubble over Clinton's head: "Boy, am I looking forward to being back in the White House!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 16, 2014 06:43 PM (oKE6c)

42 Does Bill still have the El Camino with the fake grass in the back?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 16, 2014 06:43 PM (8ZskC)

43 I don't get your joke, Ace.

What's a tuckus?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 16, 2014 06:43 PM (0HooB)

44 Bill, be careful, she could be a tranny, that wouldn't be good for your brand.... or it might be.

Posted by: Quasimodo at December 16, 2014 06:43 PM (Moh0M)

45 32 Good lord. She looks like she's been taken hostage!

Posted by: Dianna at December 16, 2014 06:41 PM (6aYy9)

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Or being offered up for sacrifice.

Posted by: wheatie at December 16, 2014 06:44 PM (Dlofw)

46 I think Bill wants to remain the only President Clinton in the family!

Posted by: Jmel at December 16, 2014 06:44 PM (cfFqn)

47 That's one fast camera shutter to catch the 1/100,000th of a second when he stopped looking at her tits.

Posted by: B at December 16, 2014 06:44 PM (6iEQd)

48 Well I'll be a giant titswallow!

Posted by: flounder at December 16, 2014 06:44 PM (sDapq)

49 She's got a Butter face. Every thing is nice, But her face.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 16, 2014 06:44 PM (0FSuD)

50 From Twitter :

Bill's got his own walker.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 16, 2014 06:44 PM (9sMMW)

51 40 @25
I endorse Warren too! She's the first redskin who's clean, and articulate...
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 16, 2014 06:43 PM (koIZf)

"... and doesn't ~~use~~ speak with a forked tongue."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 16, 2014 06:44 PM (oKE6c)

52 They cut my Bing Rewards Points down to 15 per day.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 16, 2014 06:44 PM (wVBo0)

53 I was told to sacrifice a virgin to get Hillary elected. What the heck, you'll do.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 16, 2014 06:45 PM (w3a0Z)

54 She has a face????

Posted by: tu3031 at December 16, 2014 06:45 PM (i0wGQ)

55 Just lie back and think of a cushy MSNBC gig

Posted by: Jean at December 16, 2014 06:45 PM (TETYm)

56 Wow Bill has found another Number Six in a slinky red dress.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 16, 2014 06:45 PM (CpRK8)

57 She's got a Butter face. Every thing is nice, But her face.

And you just know she has a stripper pole in her bedroom.

For exercise purposes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 16, 2014 06:45 PM (0HooB)

58 Polishing the Festivus pole.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 16, 2014 06:46 PM (uSAVP)

59 She has a weird expression because of the jackass behind her. She could be OK.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 16, 2014 06:46 PM (wVBo0)

60 Are you ready yet!

Posted by: Hillary at December 16, 2014 06:46 PM (vntmB)

61 She seems nice.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at December 16, 2014 06:46 PM (PZ6/M)

62 29
Yeah, she's nice, but how many cigars can she hold?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 16, 2014 06:41 PM (8ZskC)

Early contender.

Posted by: flounder at December 16, 2014 06:46 PM (sDapq)

63 Do you know where that hand's been?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 16, 2014 06:47 PM (i0wGQ)

64 Bill's tie matches her panties. That what she told him.

Ha ha, she lied, she's not wearing any panties.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 16, 2014 06:47 PM (0FSuD)

65 Them are some nice melons.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 16, 2014 06:47 PM (FMbng)

66 Any guesses on where his left hand is?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 16, 2014 06:47 PM (uSAVP)

67 That look on her face?

She must be a swallower.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 16, 2014 06:47 PM (0FSuD)

68 37 24 Sometimes I get the feeling that Bill REALLY doesn't want Hillary to succeed.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 16, 2014 06:39 PM (TIIx5)
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Yeah. I don't think he does.
Posted by: wheatie at December 16, 2014 06:42 PM (Dlofw)

I agree. He doesn't want to be seen to torpedo her (at ease - that's not a euphemism), but if it should happen, he probably could deal with his grief. Especially if the fatal blow couldn't be traced back to him.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 16, 2014 06:48 PM (oKE6c)

69 Funny how feminism doesn't condemn the wearing of hijabs or Democrat men who humiliate their wives.

Feminism died in 1998.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 16, 2014 06:48 PM (b4b5c)

70 Elbows!

Posted by: Furious George at December 16, 2014 06:48 PM (UlJ3l)

71 She's got huge tracts of land.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at December 16, 2014 06:48 PM (PZ6/M)

72 Oh, sure, of course they're real...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 16, 2014 06:48 PM (i0wGQ)

73 She'll never drown, so there's that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 16, 2014 06:49 PM (0HooB)

74 California needs 11 Trillion Gallons of Water.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 16, 2014 06:49 PM (wVBo0)

75 She looks a little uncomfortable. That must be his dick in her ass that's causing that.

Posted by: L, elle at December 16, 2014 06:49 PM (2x3L+)

76 See Hill. You really should dump him now and marry me; don't wait for SCOTUS.

Posted by: Huma at December 16, 2014 06:49 PM (cL79m)

77 Bill wants to be making noises with those coconuts.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 16, 2014 06:49 PM (CpRK8)

78 It's good to be king.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 16, 2014 06:49 PM (tAoev)

79 What a butterface,but Bubba never was picky.Did you
see what that left wing bitch Tweeted to Andrea Tantaros?They really are
vile human beings.
Posted by: steevy at December 16, 2014 06:38 PM (v5UtH)
Huh? She has a face? I didn't see no face.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 16, 2014 06:49 PM (3a584)

80 72 Oh, sure, of course they're real...
Posted by: tu3031 at December 16, 2014 06:48 PM (i0wGQ)

As real as ... as ... as global warming!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 16, 2014 06:49 PM (oKE6c)

81 Feminism died in 1998.
Posted by: AmishDude at December 16, 2014 06:48 PM (b4b5c)

_________

Much like how homelessness went away in 1993, to make a stunning return in 2001 only to be eradicated again in 2009.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 16, 2014 06:49 PM (0LHZx)

82
I don't know who that dude is but she could hold my beer without any hands.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 16, 2014 06:50 PM (NtzGn)

83 Is it me, or does that woman look like a kidnap victim pretending to seem positive?

Posted by: The Stockholm Hat at December 16, 2014 06:50 PM (lN8KC)

84 73 She'll never drown, so there's that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 16, 2014 06:49 PM (0HooB)

Or run into a door jamb with her face.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 16, 2014 06:50 PM (oKE6c)

85 Think Hillary and Huma sit around talking about their perv husbands all the time?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 16, 2014 06:50 PM (i0wGQ)

86 If nothing else, I hope Hilary runs for the sheer entertainment value of all the bimbo eruptions that we will get to comment on here at the blog.

Posted by: L, elle at December 16, 2014 06:50 PM (2x3L+)

87 You can take the bimbo out with Bill but you can't take Bill out of the Bimbo...

Posted by: thefritz at December 16, 2014 06:51 PM (HUo8E)

88 Think Hillary and Huma sit around talking about their perv husbands all the time?
Posted by: tu3031 at December 16, 2014 06:50 PM (i0wGQ)

Well Huma usually comforts hillary by reminding her that muslims love fat women

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 16, 2014 06:51 PM (nzKvP)

89 "Okay, I'll do it Mr. President, but only if it gets Hillary elected like you said."

Posted by: joncelli at December 16, 2014 06:51 PM (ENczY)

90 BJ Bill with another Bimbo, so what exactly is supposed to be new here?

Posted by: Old Dog at December 16, 2014 06:51 PM (tQYJH)

91 Hillary: "What did you do all day, Bill?"

Bill: "Uh ... I was thinking about boating. Motorboating, in fact."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 16, 2014 06:51 PM (oKE6c)

92 This picture has absolutely ZERO impact on Hillary wining or losing.

Everyone knows he's a hound dog. The people voting in the Dem primary love Bill. Feminism is a scam.

Hillary wins or loses on her own.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at December 16, 2014 06:51 PM (rLiFy)

93 If nothing else, I hope Hilary runs for the sheer entertainment value of all the bimbo eruptions that we will get to comment on here at the blog.

Posted by: L, elle at December 16, 2014 06:50 PM (2x3L+)

One thing's certain - there wouldn't be any HIMbo eruptions.

Posted by: steveegg at December 16, 2014 06:52 PM (cL79m)

94 Oh, and I'm going to go ahead and assume that the tits aren't original equipment.

Posted by: joncelli at December 16, 2014 06:52 PM (ENczY)

95 >>>I wonder what was cropped out on the right?<<<

Bill Cosby with a hot toddy?

Posted by: Fritz at December 16, 2014 06:52 PM (dVmLD)

96 @76
That would mean a Hillary! candidacy could represent two historic firsts, pulling even with Liawatha...

Posted by: Dante at December 16, 2014 06:52 PM (xm/HP)

97 Hillary wins or loses on her own.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at December 16, 2014 06:51 PM (rLiFy)

On her own, she's dead.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 16, 2014 06:53 PM (oKE6c)

98 Bill Clinton, the immortal Bill Clinton.

The guy just never quits. Amazing.

And the Media just loves it. Ridiculous.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....in the bleak midwinter at December 16, 2014 06:53 PM (RFeQD)

99
The butterface thing might be just a bit harsh. The photo's not exactly the best.

She's got a cute nose, though. Which would be even better if it was buried in my navel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 16, 2014 06:53 PM (TIIx5)

100 It puts the lotion on my foreskin, and then it gets my hose again.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill Clinton at December 16, 2014 06:53 PM (sDapq)

101 Jeez, he is such a creepy perv.

Right up there with the pederast Reid.

Posted by: L, elle at December 16, 2014 06:53 PM (2x3L+)

102 He truly is a General in the War On Teh Wimmenz.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 16, 2014 06:53 PM (TG6EC)

103 Think Hillary and Huma sit around talking about their perv husbands all the time?
Posted by: tu3031 at December 16, 2014 06:50 PM (i0wGQ)

Oh definitely, the real question is if they also talk about them while knuckle deep in one another.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 16, 2014 06:53 PM (3a584)

104 He ends up like Nelson Rockefeller. Any bets?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 16, 2014 06:54 PM (i0wGQ)

105 Oh, and I'm going to go ahead and assume that the tits aren't original equipment.
Posted by: joncelli at December 16, 2014 06:52 PM (ENczY)

theyre real and spectacular

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 16, 2014 06:54 PM (nzKvP)

106 He ends up like Nelson Rockefeller. Any bets?
Posted by: tu3031 at December 16, 2014 06:54 PM (i0wGQ)

Hey we should all be lucky enough to go out that way!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 16, 2014 06:55 PM (nzKvP)

107 104
He ends up like Nelson Rockefeller. Any bets?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 16, 2014 06:54 PM (i0wGQ)

There are worse ways to go.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 16, 2014 06:55 PM (oKE6c)

108 a picture of three boobs

Posted by: seamrog at December 16, 2014 06:55 PM (+K7+q)

109 104 He ends up like Nelson Rockefeller. Any bets?
Posted by: tu3031 at December 16, 2014 06:54 PM (i0wGQ)

It would just be wrong if Bubba didn't die in the saddle.

Posted by: joncelli at December 16, 2014 06:55 PM (ENczY)

110 I missed this, I guess cuz it was right around Thanksgiving....

Bubba looking down a woman's cleavage.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/o3lrngk

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 16, 2014 06:55 PM (0LHZx)

111 OT: I just heard on the radio that the Pennsylvania spree killer was found "with self-inflicted cutting wounds in the center of his body".

That sounds like he committed seppuku.

Posted by: rickl at December 16, 2014 06:56 PM (sdi6R)

112 Meet me at the back door, Bill!

Posted by: Baldy at December 16, 2014 06:56 PM (+35FH)

113 Shit, I want whatever that guy eats for breakfast.

We know it's not Hillary.

Posted by: JEM at December 16, 2014 06:56 PM (o+SC1)

114 Pretty sure she's a pornstar. Hard to tell with her mouth shut.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 16, 2014 06:56 PM (ucDmr)

115 Bill,"How much for this one?"

Posted by: willow at December 16, 2014 06:56 PM (nqBYe)

116 Whatever happened to Megan Marshack? Bet she got a nice chunk of change to keep her mouth shut. And at least she stayed bought.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 16, 2014 06:57 PM (i0wGQ)

117 111 OT: I just heard on the radio that the Pennsylvania spree killer was found "with self-inflicted cutting wounds in the center of his body".
That sounds like he committed seppuku.
Posted by: rickl at December 16, 2014 06:56 PM (sdi6R)

There's no self-criticism quite like seppuku.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 16, 2014 06:57 PM (oKE6c)

118 @76
That would mean a Hillary! candidacy could represent two historic firsts, pulling even with Liawatha...

Posted by: Dante at December 16, 2014 06:52 PM (xm/HP)

Which is why I've been calling that shot since 2012.

Posted by: steveegg at December 16, 2014 06:58 PM (cL79m)

119
Nothing like old man penis in your back.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 16, 2014 06:58 PM (6ndas)

120 @83 Is it me, or does that woman look like a kidnap victim pretending to seem positive?
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It's not just you. I agree. See my earlier post up at @30. I could be misreading her, but she looks at least slightly creeped out by his presence. Makes me wonder where the picture originated from, and what was just off the side of the picture.

Posted by: junior at December 16, 2014 06:58 PM (UWFpX)

121 Its good to be the President... even an X one...

Posted by: Wolf, Big Bad, 1 ea. at December 16, 2014 06:59 PM (f0pWu)

122 119: Bent old mans penis.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 16, 2014 06:59 PM (ucDmr)

123 @109 - Look if Bubba bursts a hose while doing a pressure test on his hydraulic system, I'll go to the man's funeral.

Barack Obama's not fit to wear Bill Clinton's used rubbers.

Posted by: JEM at December 16, 2014 07:00 PM (o+SC1)

124 Looks like someone's Christmas is going to come early.

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 16, 2014 07:01 PM (6n332)

125
I'll say this: you won't find a photo like that of Bill Cosby

wow, holding her arms...

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 16, 2014 07:01 PM (6ndas)

126 Looks like Bill just saved another one from Hillary.

Posted by: Gmac- who is tired of all this at December 16, 2014 07:01 PM (baiNQ)

127 a picture of three boobs

You win teh Intarwebz!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 16, 2014 07:02 PM (0HooB)

128 Merry Christmas, baby ...
You sure did treat me nice

Posted by: Santa at December 16, 2014 07:02 PM (iYtEu)

129 Moronettes: "I'll bet they're fake!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 16, 2014 07:02 PM (FsuaD)

130 Let the record reflect that this was the thread where Chavez the Hugo and Soothsayer were arguing over whether it was better to have a particular version of an old man's penis in your back.

Posted by: flounder at December 16, 2014 07:02 PM (sDapq)

131 126
Looks like Bill just saved another one from Hillary.

Dammit. *wipes off monitor*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 16, 2014 07:03 PM (FsuaD)

132 She's the DD. In this case, that's Designated Decoy. She distracts Bill while the rest of the bachlorette party escapes.

Posted by: SARDiver at December 16, 2014 07:04 PM (Q5bdJ)

133 Yeah, well, Hillary.

Posted by: Bimbo Eruptus at December 16, 2014 07:05 PM (g/zj9)

134 She looks inflatable.

Posted by: Feh at December 16, 2014 07:06 PM (g/zj9)

135 28 That's one of those Japanese sexbots I keep hearing so much about, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 16, 2014 06:41 PM (0HooB)

Japan here I come.

Posted by: Billy Blaze at December 16, 2014 07:07 PM (HRo7B)

136 Never realized Hillary had such big breasteses.
She'll win for sure when word gets out

What? That's not Hillary? Never mind

Posted by: billypaintbrush at December 16, 2014 07:07 PM (cSSBx)

137 "Old Man's Penis". Didn't Scalzi write that?

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 16, 2014 07:07 PM (6n332)

138 Boobs = fake

Not that Billy Jeff cares.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 16, 2014 07:07 PM (FsuaD)

139 It's a creepy photo.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2014 07:07 PM (Dj3AB)

140 who is she?

Posted by: Billy Blaze at December 16, 2014 07:08 PM (HRo7B)

141 He ends up like Nelson Rockefeller. Any bets?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 16, 2014 06:54 PM (i0wGQ)

Appointed Veep?

Posted by: Ford's Football Helmet at December 16, 2014 07:08 PM (lN8KC)

142 136
Never realized Hillary had such big breasteses.

She'll win for sure when word gets out

What? That's not Hillary? Never mind

Posted by: billypaintbrush at December 16, 2014 07:07 PM (cSSBx)

That's Hillary's new hood ornament for her walker, from her loving husband.

Posted by: flounder at December 16, 2014 07:09 PM (sDapq)

143 "Feminism died in 1998"

^ billboard

Posted by: Feh at December 16, 2014 07:09 PM (g/zj9)

144 Only thing surprising about that pose is that his hands aren't on her boobs.

Oh, and this won't hurt Hillary's chances the least bit with democrats. It's not like they care about having some dignity in the white house.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 16, 2014 07:09 PM (Yiho6)

145 138 Boobs = fake

If we can touch them, they are real!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 16, 2014 07:09 PM (uSAVP)

146 Nasty, old rapist, and former CiC, grabs woman in creepy way.

Libs yawn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 16, 2014 07:09 PM (FsuaD)

147 What a tramp.

Posted by: Monica at December 16, 2014 07:09 PM (XzRw1)

148 Imagine the STDs the poor dear will have to battle when the serial rapist has he's way

Posted by: MikeH at December 16, 2014 07:10 PM (84oau)

149
Why doesn't John E makes some posters for us!

We'll caption them.

"Old Man Penis In Your Back"

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 16, 2014 07:10 PM (6ndas)

150 Now, why would I ever want Hillary to be the most powerful woman in the world?

Are you kidding me? I'd be a dead man.

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at December 16, 2014 07:10 PM (Dlofw)

151 147 What a tramp.

Posted by: Monica at December 16, 2014 07:09 PM (XzRw1)

Well, being married to Hillary would change any man

Posted by: MikeH at December 16, 2014 07:10 PM (84oau)

152 Probably a she-male.

Posted by: navybrat at December 16, 2014 07:11 PM (JgC5a)

153 Chelsea must be so proud of her daddy. Especially now that she's the Best Mom in the World to a baby girl.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 16, 2014 07:11 PM (FsuaD)

154 I wonder if that's the famous "Energizer" from the Secret Service book.

Posted by: Anthony's Weiner at December 16, 2014 07:11 PM (M+t3U)

155 She better not got to college because for sure...rapey rape.

Posted by: Billy Blaze at December 16, 2014 07:11 PM (HRo7B)

156 148
Imagine the STDs the poor dear will have to battle when the serial rapist has he's way

Posted by: MikeH at December 16, 2014 07:10 PM (84oau)

Rape 'em if you got 'em.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill Cosby at December 16, 2014 07:11 PM (sDapq)

157 It's Jackie!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 16, 2014 07:12 PM (0LHZx)

158 I saw something on Twitchy that Graham has a surprise for 2016. I still had Fox on & McCain said if Graham runs in 2016 he'll support him.
WTH?

Posted by: Carol at December 16, 2014 07:12 PM (sj3Ax)

159 I'm late to the Tyson party. Is this gor real from him? He's the Science! maven, now? And the shlub eho landed a probe on a fucking speeding COMET gets put on the rack? I'm with Ace's WTF eleventy.

Posted by: Feh at December 16, 2014 07:12 PM (g/zj9)

160 Is that a slight bruise on her face?

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 16, 2014 07:12 PM (XzRw1)

161 What would have happened to her if she'd swung around and kneed him really hard in the groin?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 16, 2014 07:12 PM (FsuaD)

162 Appointed Veep?

Ummmmmmmmm...no.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 16, 2014 07:12 PM (i0wGQ)

163 Whatever I think of Bubba's politics, it's nice to see he hasn't lost his appreciation for a fine pair of elbows

Posted by: kbdabear at December 16, 2014 07:13 PM (GrXXa)

164 160
Is that a slight bruise on her face?

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 16, 2014 07:12 PM (XzRw1)

Residue.

Posted by: Buffalo Bill Clinton at December 16, 2014 07:13 PM (sDapq)

165 Ahh, those lips. Surely she swallows.

Posted by: CMU VET at December 16, 2014 07:14 PM (ejB0r)

166 Wonder who took the pic?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 16, 2014 07:14 PM (FsuaD)

167 The woman looks SO Enthusiastic! and SO Happy!

If it was video, would she be blinking S - O - S ?

Posted by: rd at December 16, 2014 07:14 PM (J7NUM)

168 I gotta hand it to the guy. He is the MAN! I hope that I am still swinging the stick at 70.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 16, 2014 07:15 PM (jucos)

169 Residue.

Face, hair , dress... what does it matter when your the first black President anyway?

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 16, 2014 07:15 PM (XzRw1)

170 Those boobs are fake, but real.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 16, 2014 07:15 PM (FsuaD)

171 How did Nelson Rockefeller end up?

Posted by: Carol at December 16, 2014 07:15 PM (sj3Ax)

172 She must be a really tall one or wearing 6 inch heels because Bubba is around 6-3 and she's only a few inches shorter

Posted by: kbdabear at December 16, 2014 07:16 PM (GrXXa)

173 168
I gotta hand it to the guy. He is the MAN! I hope that I am still swinging the stick at 70.

If not I can help.

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 16, 2014 07:16 PM (XzRw1)

174 171 How did Nelson Rockefeller end up?
Posted by: Carol at December 16, 2014 07:15 PM (sj3Ax)

He stroked out in the saddle.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 16, 2014 07:16 PM (oKE6c)

175 158 I saw something on Twitchy that Graham has a surprise for 2016. I still had Fox on & McCain said if Graham runs in 2016 he'll support him.
WTH?
Posted by: Carol at December 16, 2014 07:12 PM (sj3Ax)

___________

First act as President, he formally cedes control of the US to Mexico.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 16, 2014 07:17 PM (0LHZx)

176 Speaking of a few inches.......BadaBING!!!! Waka waka waka

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 16, 2014 07:17 PM (jucos)

177 Wow, Hillary looks great!

Posted by: spypeach at December 16, 2014 07:18 PM (/vbEv)

178 158 I saw something on Twitchy that Graham has a surprise for 2016.

Free glitter for all homosexuals?

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 16, 2014 07:18 PM (XzRw1)

179 71 How did Nelson Rockefeller end up?
Posted by: Carol at December 16, 2014 07:15 PM (sj3Ax)

Remember. You asked...
http://tinyurl.com/d83doby

Posted by: tu3031 at December 16, 2014 07:20 PM (i0wGQ)

180 Reminds me of that Robin Thicke photo where he's posing with a scantily clad fangirl. It all looks normal and innocent, but then you see a mirror in the corner of the photo, and you can see Robin's hand is in a...compromising place.

But at least Thicke's wife had the sense to finally dump his sorry self.

Posted by: LizLem at December 16, 2014 07:21 PM (yRwC8)

181 So.....it's rutting season in DC.

Posted by: zzdawg at December 16, 2014 07:21 PM (K53fR)

182 Bill learned his lesson. That's so low cut not much fabric for the DNA to end up on.

Posted by: Aviator at December 16, 2014 07:21 PM (3rrMW)

183
159 I'm late to the Tyson party. Is this gor real from him? He's the Science! maven, now? And the shlub eho landed a probe on a fucking speeding COMET gets put on the rack? I'm with Ace's WTF eleventy.
Posted by: Feh at December 16, 2014 07:12 PM (g/zj9)

Um what?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 16, 2014 07:21 PM (bYHXN)

184 Thank you, tu3031.
I asked & know I did. Let me switch to Mercury browser in iPad to open.

Posted by: Carol at December 16, 2014 07:21 PM (sj3Ax)

185 How did Nelson Rockefeller end up?
Posted by: Carol

He stroked out in the saddle.

Rockefeller was a moron?

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 16, 2014 07:21 PM (kW1lr)

186 That picture takes on a whole new meaning if you rotate it 90 degrees clockwise.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 16, 2014 07:21 PM (NeFrd)

187 sendf help[. i am tiedf up in bubbasd basementy. i have to typer withj the onlyu availabler appendager. he keepsd promisingh he,ll let me go,, but everytimer I try to leaver . . . oh waity . . . herer he comesd.

Posted by: Photo Girl at December 16, 2014 07:21 PM (sDapq)

188 Look at that phoney boob.

And how 'bout the chicks'?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 16, 2014 07:22 PM (1CroS)

189 "Old Man's Penis". Didn't Scalzi write that?

Hemmingway.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 16, 2014 07:22 PM (JO9+V)

190 Did ace just increase the picture size or are those ta ta's creating an event horizon?

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 16, 2014 07:23 PM (XzRw1)

191 buzzion

No idea.

Posted by: Feh at December 16, 2014 07:23 PM (g/zj9)

192 Thanks!

Posted by: Carol at December 16, 2014 07:23 PM (sj3Ax)

193 185 How did Nelson Rockefeller end up?
Posted by: Carol

He stroked out in the saddle.

Rockefeller was a moron?
Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 16, 2014 07:21 PM (kW1lr)

Rocky died happy. But without Happy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2014 07:23 PM (CMkNk)

194 I'm late to the Tyson party. Is this gor real from him? He's the Science! maven, now? And the shlub eho landed a probe on a fucking speeding COMET gets put on the rack? I'm with Ace's WTF eleventy.
Posted by: Feh

Um what?
Posted by: Buzzion

Blood flow interrupted to brain.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 16, 2014 07:23 PM (kW1lr)

195 185 How did Nelson Rockefeller end up?
Posted by: Carol

He stroked out in the saddle.

Rockefeller was a moron?

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 16, 2014 07:21 PM (kW1lr)

He was a moron wannabe. Moron Lite, as it were.

Still, there's not a man alive who wouldn't want to go out like that.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 16, 2014 07:24 PM (oKE6c)

196 Poor girl looks terrified.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 16, 2014 07:24 PM (pDSxN)

197 Imagine Billy Jeff back in the WH.

Hillary: "I don't give a @@##$$! what the $%#^ you do, you @@!##%$, just stay out of the Oval office. You @!$@*^%!!"

*throws lamp*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 16, 2014 07:24 PM (FsuaD)

198 William Shatner and Bill Clinton star in ...

Dirty Old Men

Posted by: kbdabear at December 16, 2014 07:24 PM (GrXXa)

199 Speaking of which.... If it is rutting season in DC, shouldn't Bubba be splattered all over the road by now? The old ones are not fast enough to avoid the cars.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 16, 2014 07:24 PM (jucos)

200 196
Poor girl looks terrified.

She's thinking of the ride home in the limo.

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 16, 2014 07:24 PM (XzRw1)

201 That picture takes on a whole new meaning if you rotate it 90 degrees clockwise.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

Doggie FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 16, 2014 07:25 PM (kW1lr)

202 @174 - He popped on top

Posted by: Megan Marshak at December 16, 2014 07:25 PM (o+SC1)

203 Doesn't Bubba have a squeeze the SS keeps on the down low?

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 16, 2014 07:26 PM (XzRw1)

204 Rocky died happy. But without Happy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2014 07:23 PM (CMkNk)

What about Doc, Grumpy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, Dopey?

Posted by: MikeH at December 16, 2014 07:26 PM (4OZqu)

205 Bill Clinton may still be swinging the stick but I bet
he's having to pay in some way for the privilege, because I cannot imagine anyone eagerly sleeping with Bill Clinton Either they're given money or some other incentive. It's not for "luv".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2014 07:26 PM (Dj3AB)

206 If it was video, would she be blinking S - O - S ?

T-O-R-T-U-R-E

Posted by: Snowman at December 16, 2014 07:26 PM (brIR5)

207 I like headline from Rockefeller link: Rocks Off!

Posted by: Carol at December 16, 2014 07:26 PM (sj3Ax)

208 What a rapscallion is our former President.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 16, 2014 07:26 PM (JO9+V)

209 Snow White was a whore

Posted by: Dopey at December 16, 2014 07:26 PM (jucos)

210 196
Poor girl looks terrified.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 16, 2014 07:24 PM (pDSxN)

Just just swallowed a load and is trying not to puke.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 16, 2014 07:26 PM (0FSuD)

211 As God is my witness, I swear I know this chick.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 16, 2014 07:28 PM (nL0sw)

212 209 Snow White was a whore
Posted by: Dopey at December 16, 2014 07:26 PM (jucos)

Well, Minnie was insane

Posted by: Mickey at December 16, 2014 07:28 PM (4OZqu)

213 @210 - 'Excuse me, ma'am, but the trenchcoat-in-chief would like a word with you.'

Posted by: JEM at December 16, 2014 07:28 PM (o+SC1)

214 211
As God is my witness, I swear I know this chick.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 16, 2014 07:28 PM (nL0sw)

And?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 16, 2014 07:28 PM (FsuaD)

215 @211 - from what convention? Or what movie?

Posted by: JEM at December 16, 2014 07:29 PM (o+SC1)

216 Doesn't Bill still have a secret service detail? They probably have to provide him girls.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2014 07:29 PM (Dj3AB)

217 She is proud of the Twins as they are prominently displayed.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 16, 2014 07:30 PM (jucos)

218 If it's who I think it is, that's not fear in her eyes. It's the look of Batshit Crazy. Has Bill been in the Nashville area recently?

Posted by: Country Singer at December 16, 2014 07:30 PM (nL0sw)

219 Thanks, Megan Marshack.

Posted by: Carol at December 16, 2014 07:30 PM (sj3Ax)

220 >>Doesn't Bill still have a secret service detail? They probably have to provide him girls.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Hell, Bill probably gets them girls.

Posted by: Aviator at December 16, 2014 07:31 PM (3rrMW)

221 Once I get in the White House...what do I need Bill for?

I would be great as a 'grieving widow'. I could parlay that right into a second term.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 16, 2014 07:31 PM (Dlofw)

222 @218 - batshit crazy's fine for 24 hours. He's got the Secret Service to deal with it after that.

Posted by: JEM at December 16, 2014 07:31 PM (o+SC1)

223 Bill was always good at pressing the flesh. A natural.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 16, 2014 07:31 PM (JO9+V)

224 What will she be called?

First Mistress?
First Whore?

And actually, she's probably like Bill's 547th mistress/whore.

Posted by: concerned about the etiquette at December 16, 2014 07:32 PM (qfd4W)

225 218
If it's who I think it is, that's not fear in her eyes. It's the look
of Batshit Crazy. Has Bill been in the Nashville area recently?

Has anyone ever told Billy Jeff, "Don't f*ck teh crazee?" Because I really, really hope not.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 16, 2014 07:32 PM (FsuaD)

226 220 >>Doesn't Bill still have a secret service detail? They probably have to provide him girls.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Hell, Bill probably gets them girls.
Posted by: Aviator at December 16, 2014 07:31 PM (3rrMW)

Didn't they get into trouble for dealing with prostitutes in South America

Posted by: MikeH at December 16, 2014 07:32 PM (4OZqu)

227 Question..... Who's "marriage" is more fake...... Bubba and Cankles or Teh JEF and Whorf?

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 16, 2014 07:32 PM (jucos)

228 Ed Klein said that Bill told Hill if he were to die, to use it. He was on local radio show a few times this summer.

Posted by: Carol at December 16, 2014 07:33 PM (sj3Ax)

229 227
Question..... Who's "marriage" is more fake...... Bubba and Cankles or Teh JEF and Whorf?

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 16, 2014 07:32 PM (jucos)

I'll go for equally fake.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 16, 2014 07:33 PM (FsuaD)

230 The headline for this photo from "Iowntheworldreport" website says, "Bill announces exploratory committee" LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 16, 2014 07:33 PM (Dj3AB)

231 >>Didn't they get into trouble for dealing with prostitutes in South America
Posted by: MikeH

Yeah, whole new meaning of Advance Team.

Posted by: Aviator at December 16, 2014 07:33 PM (3rrMW)

232 @224 - it's like those banks. The Ninth Third Savings And Loan.

Does that really mean The Twenty-Seventh Savings And Loan?

I'm not buying the 'batshit crazy' angle, though. She looks sane enough. I read that look as 'Okay, are we done now?'

Posted by: JEM at December 16, 2014 07:34 PM (o+SC1)

233 Bill gets one of these at each Hillary speech,
part of her payment package.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 16, 2014 07:34 PM (MXSv3)

234 OK, checked with some buddies that live up there. I'm now reliably informed that Bill's chick and this one have a differing rack size.

http://tinypic.com/r/ng2hw1/8

Posted by: Country Singer at December 16, 2014 07:35 PM (nL0sw)

235 MikeH,
Yes there was SS scandal about hookers. All these scandals happened while JEF is in office.

Posted by: Carol at December 16, 2014 07:35 PM (sj3Ax)

236 "Bill announces exploratory committee"

From the looks of it, he's planning on exploring Uranus.

Posted by: pep at December 16, 2014 07:36 PM (4nR9/)

237 Looks like Bill is playing "Chicken in the Straw" on an overstuffed accordion.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 16, 2014 07:36 PM (NeFrd)

238 I'm not buying the 'batshit crazy' angle, though. She looks sane enough. I read that look as 'Okay, are we done now?'
Posted by: JEM at December 16, 2014 07:34 PM (o+SC1)

yea

Posted by: n at December 16, 2014 07:36 PM (iBXmZ)

239 The problem of having an affair with a woman like this is after having sex with her 7 or 8,000 times you'd get bored

Posted by: MikeH at December 16, 2014 07:37 PM (4OZqu)

240 @233 - So you're suggesting that 'one cleanly-shaved beaver' is on Hillary's list for Bill at every public event?

Not a bad life...

Posted by: JEM at December 16, 2014 07:37 PM (o+SC1)

241 Posted by: Country Singer at December 16, 2014 07:35 PM (nL0sw)
*******
WOOF..... The Carpet and the Drapes do not match on this one

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 16, 2014 07:38 PM (jucos)

242 Well, Minnie was insane
Posted by: Mickey

She wasn't insane, she was just f*cking goofy.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 16, 2014 07:38 PM (kW1lr)

243 You can take your thumb out of my ass now, Bill.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 16, 2014 07:38 PM (ucDmr)

244 WOOF..... The Carpet and the Drapes do not match on this one

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 16, 2014 07:38 PM (jucos)

I know for a fact there's no carpet.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 16, 2014 07:39 PM (nL0sw)

245 29 Yeah, she's nice, but how many cigars can she hold?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 16, 2014 06:41 PM (8ZskC)

Bill gets a new humidor.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at December 16, 2014 07:39 PM (fK4Z3)

246 Mommy, do I have to cal all these ladies grandma?

Posted by: Chelsea's kid in afew years at December 16, 2014 07:39 PM (qfd4W)

247 243
You can take your thumb out of my ass now, Bill.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo

That's not my thumb, darlin'.

Posted by: Bubba at December 16, 2014 07:39 PM (4nR9/)

248 >>Bill gets one of these at each Hillary speech,
part of her payment package.

Kinda like giving your dog a new chew toy so he doesn't chew up the couch while you are out of the house for a bit.

Posted by: Aviator at December 16, 2014 07:39 PM (3rrMW)

249 Look at how long Bubba's digits are. He could do throat cultures entering from downstairs.

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 16, 2014 07:40 PM (jucos)

250 You can take your thumb out of my ass now, Bill.

Sur-prise! Sur-prise! Sur-prise! That ain't my thumb neither.

Posted by: Bill "Gomer" Clinton at December 16, 2014 07:40 PM (JO9+V)

251 Question..... Who's "marriage" is more fake...... Bubba and Cankles or Teh JEF and Whorf?

Obola's. Bill doesn't even try to fake it.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 16, 2014 07:40 PM (kW1lr)

252 I'm dead inside.

Posted by: The "blonde" at December 16, 2014 07:41 PM (4nR9/)

253 @239 - Or you pop a blood vessel and your relatives have you cremated before the coroner can swab some DNA.

Make sure to get her in your will while you're still in triple digits.

Either that or start working out, so you can do the full Strom Thurmond and fill the local preschool class at age 80.

Posted by: JEM at December 16, 2014 07:41 PM (o+SC1)

254 Bill gets a new humidor.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at December 16, 2014 07:39 PM (fK4Z3)

And Hillary! adores Huma. Get it? Humador, Adores Huma...

I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip the moronettes when they bring the samiches.

Posted by: Havedash at December 16, 2014 07:41 PM (G1XMn)

255 Charlie Brown Christmas is on ABC at 8 EST.

Posted by: Carol at December 16, 2014 07:42 PM (sj3Ax)

256 She probably sucked the chrome off Bill's trailer hitch on the way to the trailer park.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 16, 2014 07:43 PM (ucDmr)

257 I finally made the headline... Yay!

Posted by: wth - them's my initials, don't wear 'em out at December 16, 2014 07:43 PM (wAQA5)

258 256 She probably sucked the chrome off Bill's trailer hitch on the way to the trailer park.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 16, 2014 07:43 PM (ucDmr)

That chrome's long gone. The reason she ain't smiling is due to the rust.

Posted by: Havedash at December 16, 2014 07:43 PM (G1XMn)

259 charlie brown cartoons suck balls.

Posted by: n at December 16, 2014 07:44 PM (iBXmZ)

260 Man, Hillary! has had a lot of plastic surgery done!

Posted by: Theresa to the D at December 16, 2014 07:45 PM (Ez5Cr)

261 This is proof Hillary is not running.

You have to think that being the First Man or whatever would seriously curtail his pooter hunting.

Posted by: blaster at December 16, 2014 07:45 PM (Rx8ML)

262
I'm dead inside.
Posted by: The "blonde"
.......................................
It's OK, he's pretty dead on the outside.

Posted by: wth - them's my initials, don't wear 'em out at December 16, 2014 07:45 PM (wAQA5)

263
OT:

"Oh dreidl, dreidl, dreidl,
I made it out of matzo,
And when it's dry and ready,
I'll give it to a schva. . .

Happy Hannukka fellow tribesmen and friendly moron goyim!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2014 07:45 PM (CMkNk)

264 Sometimes I think some of the hatred for Bill Clinton is actually jealousy for not being able to get away with sh!t like he does all the fricking time!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 16, 2014 07:45 PM (fL/7/)

265 Where is the walker?

Posted by: Aviator at December 16, 2014 07:45 PM (3rrMW)

266 264
Sometimes I think some of the hatred for Bill Clinton is actually
jealousy for not being able to get away with sh!t like he does all the
fricking time!

Well, there's that rape thing...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 16, 2014 07:46 PM (FsuaD)

267 255 Charlie Brown Christmas is on ABC at 8 EST.
Posted by: Carol at December 16, 2014 07:42 PM (sj3Ax)

And where is Charlie Brown's Dildo?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2014 07:46 PM (CMkNk)

268 You have to think that being the First Man or whatever would seriously curtail his pooter hunting.

Posted by: blaster at December 16, 2014 07:45 PM (Rx8ML)

C'mon, it didn't slow him down as Governor or First Dude!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 16, 2014 07:46 PM (fL/7/)

269 Thanks Carol.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 16, 2014 07:46 PM (wVBo0)

270 264 Sometimes I think some of the hatred for Bill Clinton is actually jealousy for not being able to get away with sh!t like he does all the fricking time!
Posted by: Hrothgar at December 16, 2014 07:45 PM (fL/7/)

I betcha his immune system doesn't think he got away with anything

Posted by: MikeH at December 16, 2014 07:47 PM (4OZqu)

271 @264 - no question.

I think the perfect way to be remembered would be to have a new nursery school named after me, and have all the mothers show up the first day and realize that, hey, all the kids look a little like...me.

Posted by: JEM at December 16, 2014 07:47 PM (o+SC1)

272 Happy Hanukkah, J.J.!

Posted by: rickl at December 16, 2014 07:48 PM (sdi6R)

273 Hell.... If i slapped a D after my name I could get away with anything too..... and I wouldn't have to think. Win win in my book. I might do it

Posted by: Trunk Monkey at December 16, 2014 07:48 PM (jucos)

274 Well, there's that rape thing...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 16, 2014 07:46 PM (FsuaD)If you're going to get all legalistic and everything, yeah, there's still that.

One of my dreams is that Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy, and Chris Dodd wind up as the sole inhabitants of the same special circle of hell!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 16, 2014 07:49 PM (fL/7/)

275 The depth of depravity?
Think Marianas trench.

Posted by: Desmond Dekker at December 16, 2014 07:49 PM (/WmRg)

276 272 Happy Hanukkah, J.J.!
Posted by: rickl at December 16, 2014 07:48 PM (sdi6R)

Chag Sameach!

Posted by: MikeH at December 16, 2014 07:49 PM (4OZqu)

277 Ah'll be the first to admit it - that pic just ain't right.

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at December 16, 2014 07:49 PM (Dwehj)

278 She's perfectly fine to parade around with a married former President...

... but we'd never let her be a Tekken character!

Posted by: silent SJWs at December 16, 2014 07:49 PM (qfd4W)

279 heh

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at December 16, 2014 07:50 PM (Dwehj)

280 he is not looking especially well. ever notice you only see him in suits? he is more or less skeletor.

Posted by: n at December 16, 2014 07:50 PM (iBXmZ)

281 Hmm. A whore.

And a gal in a red dress.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 16, 2014 07:50 PM (scgac)

282 Where are you finding info on the wife & wife's family killer ?

I've only seen it referred to here.

Posted by: seamrog at December 16, 2014 07:51 PM (+K7+q)

283
So I call up Hef and tell him: "I got this freakish fake blonde that I want to dork the shit out of tonight, which pill exactly should I be taking...?"

Posted by: wth - still thrilled about making the headline at December 16, 2014 07:51 PM (wAQA5)

284 Pancakes, baby?

Posted by: Billy Jeff at December 16, 2014 07:51 PM (JO9+V)

285 >>One of my dreams is that Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy, and Chris Dodd wind up as the sole inhabitants of the same special circle of hell!
Posted by: Hrothgar

Can't we include Helen Thomas in a waitress outfit?

Posted by: Aviator at December 16, 2014 07:52 PM (3rrMW)

286 #Ah'llRapeWithYouuuuuuuuu

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clinton at December 16, 2014 07:52 PM (jucos)

287 C'mon, it didn't slow him down as Governor or First Dude!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 16, 2014 07:46 PM (fL/7/)

I gotta think he is operating on a whole nother level at this point.

Posted by: blaster at December 16, 2014 07:52 PM (Rx8ML)

288 hef? why not the cos?

Posted by: n at December 16, 2014 07:52 PM (iBXmZ)

289 I don't like Bill Clinton, but I gotta spot him 50 Moron Points for that pic.

Posted by: eman at December 16, 2014 07:52 PM (MQEz6)

290 Still, there's not a man alive who wouldn't want to go out like that.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 16, 2014 07:24 PM (oKE6c)

The ultimate Win-Win!

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 16, 2014 07:53 PM (fL/7/)

291 Bill Clinton, Ted Kennedy, and Chris Dodd

Err, ah...a triple-decker waitress sammich.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at December 16, 2014 07:53 PM (Dwehj)

292 Charlie Brown Christmas is on ABC at 8
EST.
Posted by: Carol

And where is Charlie Brown's Dildo?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Check in Peppermint Patty.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 16, 2014 07:53 PM (kW1lr)

293 My wife found a picture of me posing with the Budweiser girls circa 98....
To be honest we all inhaled that night ..
So I lived that...

Posted by: Desmond Dekker at December 16, 2014 07:54 PM (/WmRg)

294 Somehow I don't think what happens in her tuckus is going to stay there very long or Bill may stroke out.

Posted by: wth - still thrilled about making the headline at December 16, 2014 07:54 PM (wAQA5)

295 @289 - Can we just elect *her* President and get it over with?

Not sure she'll be 35 by 2016, but, hey, the Constitution hasn't slowed the current guy down...

Posted by: JEM at December 16, 2014 07:54 PM (o+SC1)

296 I like how none of the people in the background are even paying any attention to Bill.

That's like a Democrats wet dream.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 16, 2014 07:54 PM (AC0lD)

297 Can't we include Helen Thomas in a waitress outfit?

Posted by: Aviator at December 16, 2014 07:52 PM (3rrMW)
*Busily retypes dream cast of characters!*

Posted by: Hrothgar at December 16, 2014 07:54 PM (fL/7/)

298 I ain't in no ways tahh-erd!

Posted by: Little Bill (4 hours after the little blue pill) at December 16, 2014 07:55 PM (qfd4W)

299 She looks docile enough, I think he gave her some Cosby pills.

Posted by: wth - still thrilled about making the headline at December 16, 2014 07:55 PM (wAQA5)

300 I ain't in no ways tahh-erd!

Bob Dole commends you, sir!

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 16, 2014 07:56 PM (Dwehj)

301 Someone with the tweet needs to retweet this as 'Bill Clinton introduces the 45th President of the United States'.

Posted by: JEM at December 16, 2014 07:57 PM (o+SC1)

302
hef? why not the cos?
Posted by: n
............................
Hef pills are for him, Cos pills are for her.

Posted by: wth - still thrilled about making the headline at December 16, 2014 07:57 PM (wAQA5)

303 Well, at least her boobs are struggling.

Posted by: wth at December 16, 2014 07:59 PM (wAQA5)

304 NY Slime fires another 100 after they can not sell their buy out plan.

Soon Carlos is going to start a Spanish edition.

Posted by: Nip Sip at December 16, 2014 08:00 PM (0FSuD)

305 The Rifftrax/MST3K guys our on NatGeo tonight, very funny

Posted by: MikeH at December 16, 2014 08:01 PM (4OZqu)

306 Truly the Clintons are the model marriage that deserves the White House for their sterling character!

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 16, 2014 08:01 PM (XO6WW)

307 Soon Carlos is going to start a Spanish edition.

Oye Como Va

Posted by: Carlos at December 16, 2014 08:02 PM (Dwehj)

308 At least she's over twelve. That's a step up from some of his donor-sponsored adventures...

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 16, 2014 08:03 PM (XO6WW)

309 If you put a quarter into her cleavage, she'll sing "The Star-Spangled Banner"

Posted by: eman at December 16, 2014 08:03 PM (MQEz6)

310 292 Check in Peppermint Patty.
Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 16, 2014 07:53 PM (kW1lr)

Sounds too much like Rachel Ray.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2014 08:04 PM (CMkNk)

311 Tasha Reign? Second time with her, if it is her. Remember the Monaco incident

Posted by: PalinFan at December 16, 2014 08:04 PM (JNMri)

312 309 If you put a quarter into her cleavage, she'll sing "The Star-Spangled Banner"
Posted by: eman at December 16, 2014 08:03 PM (MQEz6)

Fake. But accurate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2014 08:05 PM (CMkNk)

313 I'm just supporting the shitty newspaper that Americans won't.

Posted by: Carlos Slim at December 16, 2014 08:05 PM (qfd4W)

314 Now that the photo is out there, she should go all Cosby victim on him.

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 16, 2014 08:05 PM (XzRw1)

315 278 She's perfectly fine to parade around with a married former President...

... but we'd never let her be a Tekken character!/i]

That was a good one.

Posted by: CM at December 16, 2014 08:06 PM (0NdlF)

316 Failboat.

Posted by: CM at December 16, 2014 08:07 PM (0NdlF)

317 314: media would just go all Paula Jones on her.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 16, 2014 08:07 PM (ucDmr)

318
Bill is whispering in her ear: "Hands down, don't struggle."

Posted by: wth at December 16, 2014 08:08 PM (wAQA5)

319

I know, every time your hear ...

"... Al Akhbar !!!"

... you think of peace

No you don't .. you look for the nearest exit

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 16, 2014 08:09 PM (e8kgV)

320 If she kicks him in the nuts it might swell the wrinkles out of them.

Posted by: wth at December 16, 2014 08:11 PM (wAQA5)

321 o'reilly just said that 'everyone who can read a thermometer knows that the Earth is getting warmer'

the Stupid is strong in this one

Posted by: what do they call a quarter pounder in Liberia? at December 16, 2014 08:12 PM (8CdUx)

322 I feel your pain. *Grunt* You *grunt* feel THAT?

Posted by: Just some guy at December 16, 2014 08:12 PM (yxw0r)

323 "If you were looking for a roll of quarters, you done hit the jackpot, baby!"

Posted by: Colonel Haiku at December 16, 2014 08:12 PM (Y8JQ4)

324 "I'm no weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight."

Posted by: Colonel Haiku at December 16, 2014 08:15 PM (Y8JQ4)

325 321 o'reilly just said that 'everyone who can read a thermometer knows that the Earth is getting warmer'

the Stupid is strong in this one
Posted by: what do they call a quarter pounder in Liberia? at December 16, 2014 08:12 PM (8CdUx)

Well, was it in Celsius or Fahrenheit? cuase you have to add or subtract 32 degrees from the reading...

Posted by: MikeH at December 16, 2014 08:16 PM (4OZqu)

326 I don't see the attraction.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 16, 2014 08:16 PM (FcR7P)

327 She's young enough to be his whore daughter!!!

Posted by: eleven at December 16, 2014 08:16 PM (MDgS8)

328 ......Mom?!

Posted by: goatexchange at December 16, 2014 08:17 PM (sYUHT)

329 Bill Clinton was the first political figure I saw where the Media just said, "We don't care what he's done, or what he's said, our love for this man is eternal and it will never, ever waver."

I'd always known that the Media favors Democrats (to put it mildly) but this was the first time I'd seen them go into such a love fest. "We will do whatever it takes to make this man President."

Thanks for nothing, Ross Perot. Twice.

Posted by: Null at December 16, 2014 08:17 PM (xjpRj)

330 321 o'reilly just said that 'everyone who can read a thermometer knows that the Earth is getting warmer'

Instantaneous thermometer sample extrapolated to the entire Earth for a long period of time.

Real Science-y there.

Posted by: CM at December 16, 2014 08:17 PM (0NdlF)

331 You know he's thinking anal.

I'm not sayin.....

I'm just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at December 16, 2014 08:17 PM (MDgS8)

332 Wait, it's worse than I thought. Single data point used to extrapolate a TREND.

A single data point isn't even enough to graph a line ....

Posted by: CM at December 16, 2014 08:19 PM (0NdlF)

333 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 16, 2014 08:19 PM (KCxzN)

334 309 If you put a quarter into her cleavage, she'll sing "The Star-Spangled Banner"

Posted by: eman at December 16, 2014 08:03 PM (MQEz6)

If you put a quarter in her ear, will her teeth roll back?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 16, 2014 08:19 PM (60Vyp)

335 Happy Hanukkah to all the Moron Tribesman!

Posted by: Garrett at December 16, 2014 08:19 PM (bA0RP)

336 o'reilly just said that 'everyone who can read a thermometer knows that the Earth is getting warmer'

That's not what rectal thermometers measure, Bill.

Posted by: t-bird at December 16, 2014 08:19 PM (FcR7P)

337 They're shifted all out of wack. Need adjusting.
Sure can't depend on him to set things straight.
And woman, show some pride.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at December 16, 2014 08:20 PM (icE6s)

338
He can't help rubbing it in the faces of the Republicans that tried to impeach him, the women that claim he sexually assaulted them, and the "wife" that the media wants us to believe "stood by him".
That is one shameless fucker right there, in more ways than one.

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at December 16, 2014 08:20 PM (25KoS)

339 "Sometimes I get the feeling that Bill REALLY doesn't want Hillary to succeed."

He knows better than anyone just how crazy she is. Unlike the current squatter in the WH, I think he cares about the country.

Posted by: despair at December 16, 2014 08:20 PM (dcY7v)

340 "Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore... my face should be among them."

Posted by: Colonel Haiku at December 16, 2014 08:21 PM (Y8JQ4)

341 Thinking Anal?

He's already in there.

Posted by: Garrett at December 16, 2014 08:21 PM (bA0RP)

342 If you put a quarter in her ear, will her teeth roll back?

C'mon, y'all, she's somebody's little girl.

She could even be Bubba's for all we know.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 16, 2014 08:21 PM (0HooB)

343 She looks like a cheerleader for the Rapid City BearSharks.

Posted by: eleven at December 16, 2014 08:22 PM (MDgS8)

344 Finally, I'm not the most bulbous thing in a Clenis selfie!

Posted by: Bill's Nose at December 16, 2014 08:22 PM (qfd4W)

345 She looks like she can feel his speedbumps.

Posted by: Garrett at December 16, 2014 08:22 PM (bA0RP)

346 >>> Posted by: Null at December 16, 2014 08:17 PM (xjpRj)

Hi you. Hi Leela.

You forget maybe. Before my time, but I think they did the same thing way JFK.

Posted by: L, elle at December 16, 2014 08:22 PM (2x3L+)

347
Posted by: what do they call a quarter pounder in Liberia? at December 16, 2014 08:12 PM (8CdUx)

A: Not quite dead yet?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2014 08:23 PM (CMkNk)

348 Are we sure she's not a man, baby!?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 16, 2014 08:23 PM (FsuaD)

349 Did her...

Posted by: Zombie Edward Kennedy at December 16, 2014 08:24 PM (84b7V)

350
Probably taken at Madame Tussaud's.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2014 08:24 PM (CMkNk)

351 He knows better than anyone just how crazy she is. Unlike the current squatter in the WH, I think he cares about the country.

No he doesn't.

He's directly responsible for over 44 Thousand businesses closing and millions of jobs lost.

He and his alcoholic wife are both despicable Progressive pieces of shit who, in a normal world, would be in jail. He can DIAF.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 16, 2014 08:24 PM (0HooB)

352 She isn't smiling with her mouth open and to me it looks like she is thinking "Just hurry up and take the picture so that this old perv takes his hands off of me".

Posted by: Cheri at December 16, 2014 08:25 PM (ZFPMM)

353 Are we sure she's not a man, baby!?

Take off all that make-up and I'm pretty sure we're looking at Steve Buscemi.

Posted by: eleven at December 16, 2014 08:25 PM (MDgS8)

354 341 Thinking Anal?

He's already in there.
Posted by: Garrett at December 16, 2014 08:21 PM (bA0RP)

There isn't enough amyl nitrate and Viagra this side of the Mississippi for him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 16, 2014 08:26 PM (CMkNk)

355 352
She isn't smiling with her mouth open and to me it looks like she is
thinking "Just hurry up and take the picture so that this old perv takes
his hands off of me".

Posted by: Cheri at December 16, 2014 08:25 PM (ZFPMM)

Yep.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 16, 2014 08:26 PM (FsuaD)

356 342>> Somebody's little girl needs to learn about modesty and discretion. Dressing like a ho and hanging out with known freaks like Bill do nothing to imbue grace and decorum.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 16, 2014 08:26 PM (60Vyp)

357 I'll bet the first gift Billy Jeff bought his new granddaughter was a thong.

*I guess I'm going to hell for that one*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 16, 2014 08:27 PM (FsuaD)

358 what happens in the butt
stays in the butt

- translation

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 16, 2014 08:27 PM (7RXcs)

359 351: Word.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 16, 2014 08:28 PM (ucDmr)

360 So, where was this taken, what event, and who's the girl?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 16, 2014 08:28 PM (FsuaD)

361 Bill Clinton is to rape culture what Michelangelo was to the Sistine Chapel.

Did that woman affirmatively tell him he could use his male gaze on her hooty-hoots and rub his decrepit dinglefinger against her bottom?

I bet the poor girl still has bruises on her upper arms.

Posted by: Thatch at December 16, 2014 08:28 PM (m/nBa)

362 Hold still, honey, I'm tabling a motion!

Posted by: billy jeff clinton at December 16, 2014 08:29 PM (Dw98+)

363 357: Jane, you can't go to hell for speaking truth.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 16, 2014 08:29 PM (ucDmr)

364 Notice how no one in the room is even paying attention.

It's like, "Oh, there's that hound dog Bill, groping another woman. Whatev."

Had to be in New Yawk.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 16, 2014 08:30 PM (FsuaD)

365 Unlike the current squatter in the WH, I think he cares about the country.

Please don't take this personally, if I use the words na�ve and gullible.

Oh, .... I did.

But hey! How about that Chinese Military Technology, huh? Smokin'

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizarro World at December 16, 2014 08:30 PM (UtwNa)

366 I would think Bill's first gift to his Granddaughter would be a My First Stripper Pole

Posted by: Garrett at December 16, 2014 08:31 PM (bA0RP)

367 354
341 Thinking Anal?

Who isn't?

Posted by: Wonkette at December 16, 2014 08:31 PM (0FSuD)

368 Happy whoriday, Bill.

Posted by: Hillary Clintonese at December 16, 2014 08:33 PM (sDapq)

369 Silicone

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 16, 2014 08:33 PM (/GgDU)

370 I would think Bill's first gift to his Granddaughter would be a My First Stripper Pole

Or a Trailer Trash Barbie.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 16, 2014 08:34 PM (0HooB)

371 369
Silicone

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 16, 2014 08:33 PM (/GgDU)

Or saline. Girl looks kinda drugged. Or just bored.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 16, 2014 08:34 PM (FsuaD)

372 Nood...not nude. Corgis...AaaaaTACK!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 16, 2014 08:34 PM (60Vyp)

373 But he is still totes in love with Hillary. He loves her mind, yo!
Bill and Hills are a mad match made in political heaven. Really.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 16, 2014 08:34 PM (ABcz/)

374 Newsflash Bill: Women on the left swoon for you and your "charisma" and how when you enter a room "You suck up all of the oxygen" by your powerful presence. These so-called feminist women who rant about the "War on Women" gladly defended you and were vicious towards anyone that dare call you out on your Lewinsky adventures. Ask Linda Tripp.

Reality: You are a lech and a shriveled one at that. You are a father with a daughter and granddaughter but your ego won't allow you to act your age and any young, dumb girl that you can grope you will.

Go away bent one.

Posted by: Cheri at December 16, 2014 08:35 PM (ZFPMM)

375 You drag a $100 bill through an escort service, and who knows what you might get...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 16, 2014 08:35 PM (/GgDU)

376 Nood Rapey Tuesday thread

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 16, 2014 08:36 PM (FsuaD)

377 Hey, Hillary! Look at my new walker!

Posted by: Bill at December 16, 2014 08:37 PM (FcR7P)

378 You're a bunch of sick Mother fcukers.

And I love you all.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 16, 2014 08:38 PM (RZzX3)

379 "Do y'all have any hillbilly in you? Would you like some?"

Posted by: Colonel Haiku at December 16, 2014 08:49 PM (Y8JQ4)

380 "I'm with the TSA and I need to perform a full body cavity search, for security reasons."

Posted by: Colonel Haiku at December 16, 2014 09:00 PM (Y8JQ4)

381 I see the first gentleman is already auditioning personal assistants. The new WH china is gonna be real purdy. and very tasteful.

Posted by: Ladbrook at December 16, 2014 09:26 PM (lYEAV)

382 Looks like a hostage situation.

Opening line: "Have you seen my presidential briefs?"

Closing line: "Better put some ice on that."

Posted by: Hugh G Rection at December 16, 2014 09:37 PM (wT9UL)

383 I bet that's the energizer bunny. At least, I can see how she qualifies.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 16, 2014 10:14 PM (1Y+hH)

384 43 I don't get your joke, Ace.

What's a tuckus?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire a

Ace is attempting to spell "tuchas," which is Yiddish for "ass," and was a commonplace euphemism for all the same things "ass" was a euphemism for, like "piece of ass" and so forth. It was made mainstream mostly by Jewish standup comedians in the '50s and '60s, who dropped a lot of Yiddishisms into their acts, even as they went mainstream. By the mid-'60s, even a middle-class WASPy guy could say "I'm gonna score some nice tuchas at the sales convention!" and everybody would know what he meant.

And it's pronounced like "took-iss".

/Linguist mode OFF

Posted by: zombie at December 16, 2014 10:43 PM (K4YiS)

385 Nice of him to be there for her to catch anything that might spill out of her dress.

Posted by: Adjoran at December 16, 2014 11:27 PM (QIQ6j)

386 That's actually the daughter of a supermarket-chain billionaire who's a big Hillary donor. She's married to Richard Nixon's grandson, and they apparently met when she was 17 and he was 29. Older pictures of her show a much smaller chest, but the giant schnoz is the same.

Posted by: Alex at December 16, 2014 11:56 PM (7Yy8M)

387 BillyJeff reminds everyone that he never served in the Armed Force by once more getting "Grenade Man" backwards....

Posted by: LiveFromRussianHill at December 16, 2014 11:58 PM (DrY6f)

388 Hillary's done gone and spent some of her money on plastic surgery. Lots of it.

Posted by: Helga at December 17, 2014 12:13 AM (26e2V)

389 Who's the chippy? Nice rack.

Posted by: mojo at December 17, 2014 01:47 AM (ejcGn)

390

Posted by: Vic at December 17, 2014 06:51 AM (u9gzs)

391 If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 17, 2014 07:41 AM (3qosJ)

392 129
Moronettes: "I'll bet they're fake!!"
*
*
Morons: "We don't care!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 17, 2014 09:47 AM (8rl/J)

393 135
28 That's one of those Japanese sexbots I keep hearing so much about, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 16, 2014 06:41 PM (0HooB)

Japan here I come.
*
*
"I'll take the Nicole Kidman model, please. About age 25, with slightly bigger, uh, ornaments. And red hair. Got to have the red hair."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at December 17, 2014 09:49 AM (8rl/J)

394 Wow! Hillary is looking good!

Posted by: Kasper Agonista at December 17, 2014 10:03 AM (HqpV0)

395 Did Cosby take that photo?

Posted by: saltlick at December 17, 2014 12:04 PM (5+T8M)

396 Nothing happening here. He was just asking her if she wanted to share a cigar with him.

Posted by: J.P. Travis at December 17, 2014 12:49 PM (3K54b)

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Posted by: Regmodels.ru at December 17, 2014 05:35 PM (LqKrZ)

398 The best part?
Bill ain't gay.

Posted by: obsidian at December 18, 2014 03:35 PM (pdLvg)

399 Close but no cigar...

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