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Gunman On Loose In Suburbs Outside Philadelphia; Six Dead

Video reports at the link.

The shooter is a white male. He looks like a real champ.

I point this out only to note that no one in the press is currently saying things like, "The most important thing to reduce the blowback against white males," nor are any white males saying "I'm chiefly worried about how this will effect me."

Authorities have identified the man sought in a Montgomery County killing spree that left six people dead and one person wounded.

Bradley William Stone, 35, of Pennsburg, Pa., remains at large.

All of the victims had a 'familial' relationship with Stone, the Montgomery County District Attorney's Office said.

The Montgomery County DA says Stone is described as 5'10" tall and weighs 195 pounds. He has a red or auburn beard and mustache with closely cropped hair.

Stone is known to use a cane or walker to assist him, the DA said, and he may be wearing military fatigues, in either sand or green color.

The DA says: "Stone should be considered armed and dangerous. Anyone with information about Stone's whereabouts is asked to call 9-1-1 immediately. Do not approach him."

"Police are conducting an extensive search in and around Pennsburg, at both known and outdoor locations where Stone may be located."

Posted by: Ace at 03:14 PM




Comments

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1 I'm not worried..., yet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2014 03:15 PM (l1zOH)

2 Okay..., now I'm worried

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2014 03:15 PM (l1zOH)

3 Quiet..., too quiet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2014 03:15 PM (l1zOH)

4 Beware gingers with walkers.

Posted by: wooga at December 15, 2014 03:15 PM (XrjXm)

5 Cane or walker?

Could this be Shrillary!?

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 15, 2014 03:15 PM (/Ho8c)

6 * tap tap *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2014 03:15 PM (l1zOH)

7 #illridewithyou

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 03:15 PM (XzRw1)

8 Ginger terrorist.

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2014 03:16 PM (v5UtH)

9 A ginger!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2014 03:16 PM (ABcz/)

10 But ... but ... why do they hate us? We need programs and handouts for white males, to redress the historical wrongs done to them.

Posted by: Ferguson Chamber of Commerce at December 15, 2014 03:16 PM (oKE6c)

11 Okay, time to haul in the tree, single-handed. This ought to be interesting.

Some reports said the guy is an ex-marine..., any verification?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2014 03:17 PM (l1zOH)

12 I've directed my staff to keep me updated on this, just like they did with last night's hostage crisis. I've got this.

Posted by: Barack the Magnificent at December 15, 2014 03:18 PM (ABcz/)

13 Corgis called.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 03:18 PM (BTVka)

14 Good point Ace. I'm a former Marine, and I live in northern Delaware. I've heard a number of 'deranged Marine' insults over the years. I rather oubt tat anyone is going to worry about my being maginalized or profiled.

But that all pales in the knowledge that six human beings are dead at this guy's hands.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 15, 2014 03:18 PM (Spluw)

15 I'm a white male living in Pennsylvania.

Am I at risk of being backlashed?

I'm just surprised they haven't pinned the TEA party label on him yet.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 03:18 PM (RZzX3)

16 Have they determined yet if he is a member of the Tea Party?

Posted by: cheri at December 15, 2014 03:18 PM (oiNtH)

17 "Stone is known to use a cane or walker"

So you're saying that someone along the line is feeding a bit of horses***t, or are the cops there are really, really not at the top of their profession?

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 15, 2014 03:18 PM (/jpU8)

18 He's 35?
Probably a gamer who liked early 90s metal music. Somebody defrost Tipper Gore.

Posted by: wooga at December 15, 2014 03:18 PM (XrjXm)

19 The more important question is, have the local residents been ordered to shelter in place?

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 03:18 PM (XzRw1)

20 The Montgomery County DA says Stone is described as 5'10" tall and weighs 195 pounds.



To be 195 lbs again.....

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 03:18 PM (BTVka)

21 The story will be covered endlessly, because white male with gun. The only way it'll disappear is if the MFM finds out he's a recent convert to Islam, or something along those lines.

Posted by: PabloD at December 15, 2014 03:18 PM (TTLiS)

22 #Illriidewithwhitemales

Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 15, 2014 03:19 PM (c6JPR)

23 So, a fucking redheaded cripple chile shoots up decent people, film at 11.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 15, 2014 03:19 PM (scgac)

24 We are victims.

Please don't judge.


...


psst...when should we riot ?

Posted by: White Male Community at December 15, 2014 03:19 PM (NUCTk)

25 Tea Party. Possibly played Doom. Undoubtedly voted for Romney and card-carrying KKK.

Posted by: CM at December 15, 2014 03:19 PM (0NdlF)

26 Very clearly, what's needed here is common sense white suburban man control.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 15, 2014 03:19 PM (jucos)

27 *googles "Bradley Stone" + "Tea Party"*

Posted by: Doug Ross at December 15, 2014 03:19 PM (ABcz/)

28 Some random crazy ass white guy has gone on a killing spree.

Does this mean I can now get a govt check so I won't feel oppressed or something?

What if AtC does a jazz hand interpretive dance symbolizing my struggle?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at December 15, 2014 03:20 PM (X+nFp)

29 #stopgingerhate

Posted by: wooga at December 15, 2014 03:20 PM (XrjXm)

30 Bet he wasn't beat enough when he was young. Should interview stepfather to be sure - MSM if they had a sense of humor.

Posted by: MSM if they had a sense of humor. at December 15, 2014 03:20 PM (scgac)

31 Some reports said the guy is an ex-marine..., any verification?

-
Clearly the most important thing about him is former Marine because, you know, kill crazy lunatic.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 15, 2014 03:20 PM (XUKZU)

32 Bertie Wooster sings 'Forty Seven Ginger-Headed Sailors'


http://tinyurl.com/n82j3uh

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2014 03:20 PM (l1zOH)

33

fAlSe FlAg oP !!11!!11!!

Posted by: Prison Planet at December 15, 2014 03:20 PM (NUCTk)

34 Well. I just hope they catch him before he does anything "crazy"

Posted by: Bigby's Hand Sanitizer at December 15, 2014 03:20 PM (3ZtZW)

35 #I'llRapeWithYou

Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 15, 2014 03:20 PM (jucos)

36 Chances of a riot when the police pump 50 rounds into his worthless hide: 0.000%.

Posted by: PabloD at December 15, 2014 03:21 PM (TTLiS)

37 In order to prevent a backlash, we're requiring all white males to report to their nearest FEMA camp. For your own good, of course.

Posted by: DHS at December 15, 2014 03:21 PM (V70Ne)

38 Super -

I live near Pennsburg in historic Montgomery County. And, in fact, I'm at home right now.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 15, 2014 03:21 PM (4CVLy)

39 The more important question is, have the local residents been ordered to shelter in place?



#PennsburgStrong

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 03:21 PM (BTVka)

40 It's Barry the Lena Dunham rapist!

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at December 15, 2014 03:21 PM (Jk/zI)

41 *affect

I'd also like to be the first one to call for vengence slayings of all gingers. At least those without bewbs.

Posted by: FDR's Television at December 15, 2014 03:21 PM (ne2fm)

42 I just did a google to see if there were any other pictures of him. Apparently, Crazy Eyes is the only photo.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 15, 2014 03:21 PM (JtwS4)

43 #I'llRapeWithYou

Posted by: Bill Cosby[/.i]

FIFY

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 15, 2014 03:21 PM (/Ho8c)

44 20 The Montgomery County DA says Stone is described as 5'10" tall and weighs 195 pounds.



To be 195 lbs again.....
Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY

and young

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2014 03:21 PM (vPh3W)

45 Penisburg. Lemme help.

Posted by: Barry Love at December 15, 2014 03:21 PM (c6JPR)

46 I'm not googling "Bradley Stone" -- sounds like a ghey pr0n star name

Posted by: wooga at December 15, 2014 03:21 PM (XrjXm)

47 Safe!

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 15, 2014 03:21 PM (/Ho8c)

48 "...nor are any white males saying "I'm chiefly worried about how this will effect me."

Well, I should certainly hope not, because they would be using the word "effect" incorrectly and that would only contribute further to our image problems as a group.

Posted by: CQD at December 15, 2014 03:21 PM (lyiq0)

49 Is twitter a flutter about "backlash" against Caucasian males?

Or is the Left still stridently demanding racist actions against such "white" people?

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 15, 2014 03:21 PM (scgac)

50 Does this mean I can now get a govt check so I won't feel oppressed or something?

What if AtC does a jazz hand interpretive dance symbolizing my struggle?
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher



Means pajamaboy would like a date.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 03:22 PM (BTVka)

51 37
In order to prevent a backlash, we're requiring all white males to
report to their nearest FEMA camp. For your own good, of course.


Pssst. Raid there bank accounts first.

Posted by: GOPe at December 15, 2014 03:22 PM (XzRw1)

52 I always thought Louis CK was wired a little to tight.

Posted by: Pastorus at December 15, 2014 03:22 PM (7eA96)

53 According to at least one report, the first victim was his ex-wife so, as evil as that may be, I doubt we're looking at a true random lunatic here. I'd say he's out settling scores.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 15, 2014 03:22 PM (XUKZU)

54 I'm chiefly worried about how this will affect me.

Posted by: White Male at December 15, 2014 03:22 PM (/Ho8c)

55 Posted by: PabloD at December 15, 2014 03:21 PM (TTLiS)

Pablo! Pablo!

The chances of 0% is minimal.

There's always a chance for any action.

So maybe .000001%

It could happen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 03:23 PM (RZzX3)

56 Anything to change the subject from downunderwolf.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 15, 2014 03:23 PM (W5DcG)

57 white suburban man control.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 15, 2014 03:19 PM (jucos)

Trust me....it's here already.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2014 03:23 PM (Zu3d9)

58 I am ready to Vomit on this vile Perp.

Posted by: Montgomery County Resident at December 15, 2014 03:23 PM (jucos)

59 I've only seen the article in this link, nothing else. Are we sure he's a Veteran, any pics of him in uniform? Could be a jackass who told everyone he was a bad ass Marine Recon Sniper Secret Squirrel but actually washed out of Boot Camp or never got further than the Recruiter.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 03:23 PM (2cS/G)

60 What if AtC does a jazz hand interpretive dance symbolizing my struggle?

Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at December 15, 2014 03:20 PM


Depends how she's dressed.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 15, 2014 03:23 PM (knoK7)

61 But does he have health insurance?

Posted by: HHS at December 15, 2014 03:23 PM (NUCTk)

62 My hunch is that the guy will be picked up at Green Lane Reservoir/State Park.

The fishing pier is a mecca for ginger lunatics on a murder spree.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 15, 2014 03:24 PM (4CVLy)

63 I've only seen the article in this link, nothing else. Are we sure he's a Veteran, any pics of him in uniform? Could be a jackass who told everyone he was a bad ass Marine Recon Sniper Secret Squirrel but actually washed out of Boot Camp or never got further than the Recruiter.
Posted by: Lincolntf

Shut up!!

Posted by: Dangerous Dick Blumenthal (D- Waterloo) at December 15, 2014 03:24 PM (Spluw)

64 Very sad story. It will remain of mostly local interest only after he is caught, unless:

He belongs to a right wing org or

He bought the gun at a gun show or private sale or

He used an EBR

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 15, 2014 03:24 PM (7aFIA)

65 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 15, 2014 03:24 PM (kff5f)

66 I predict white church burnings.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at December 15, 2014 03:24 PM (oDCMR)

67 hope they catch his azz soon.

Posted by: willow at December 15, 2014 03:24 PM (nqBYe)

68
Let me tell you a thing or two about white men.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 15, 2014 03:24 PM (sgrzZ)

69 I blame this on a provocative YouTube video or the Tea Party.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 15, 2014 03:24 PM (8ZskC)

70 I thought this was a family thing as soon as I heard it.

Not that it makes it better, of course not, just that multiple victims at multiple locations during one spree event is usually a family thing.

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 15, 2014 03:24 PM (mf5HN)

71 Wild Hair, Shoot Me!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 03:24 PM (RZzX3)

72 *Bings "Bradley Stone" + "Tea Party"*

Posted by: Doug Ross at December 15, 2014 03:24 PM (ABcz/)

73 TwitchyTeam @TwitchyTeam
Peak Vox: 'It's bigoted and Islamophobic' to ask Muslims to condemn terrorism http://bit.ly/1BQbOta

Max Fisher @Max_Fisher
My call to end one of our society's most quietly racist rituals: demanding Muslims condemn every act of terror http://vox.com

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 15, 2014 03:24 PM (ZPrif)

74 Stone is known to use a cane or walker to assist him, the DA said, and he may be wearing military fatigues, in either sand or green color.

...can or walker?

So if I lurk upstairs I'm safe?

How is this M'Fer eluding anyone?!?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Unrepresented at December 15, 2014 03:24 PM (DT3rQ)

75 One loon goes on a religious killing spree - "We must do everything we can to empathize with his emotions"

One white loon goes on a killing spree - "BAN ALL GUNS!"


Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 03:25 PM (BTVka)

76 I will wait to firm up my opinion on this until I see the White Suburban Man Interpretive Dance

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 15, 2014 03:25 PM (jucos)

77 psst...when should we riot ?

------------------------

Can we wait til after 4? I have to pick the kids up from school, run a few errands...good to riot after that though.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2014 03:25 PM (KFdZd)

78 Posted by: Joe Biden at December 15, 2014 03:24 PM (sgrzZ)

Heh.

Posted by: Barry Love at December 15, 2014 03:25 PM (c6JPR)

79 The meme is set


This monster is a vet

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 03:25 PM (zOTsN)

80 Damn cousin humping rednecks.

Hillbillys aren't just in only one state.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 03:26 PM (RZzX3)

81 Bertie Wooster sings 'Forty Seven Ginger-Headed Sailors'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2014 03:20 PM


LOL! I actually received a cow creamer as a gag gift this year. Not sterling, but it's the thought...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 15, 2014 03:26 PM (knoK7)

82 74 If he gets his hands on a Rascal he'll never be caught!

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2014 03:26 PM (v5UtH)

83 Also, should I bring anything?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at December 15, 2014 03:26 PM (KFdZd)

84 Hmmm. I was going to wear my woodland BDU pants outside today. Maybe I'll change to khaki.

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 03:26 PM (XzRw1)

85 The burning question should be "Is he an Amish convert?"

Posted by: Gmac- who is tired of all this at December 15, 2014 03:26 PM (baiNQ)

86 36 Chances of a riot when the police pump 50 rounds into his worthless hide: 0.000%.

#WhiteLivesMatter

Posted by: CM at December 15, 2014 03:26 PM (0NdlF)

87 Peak Vox: 'It's bigoted and Islamophobic' to ask Muslims to condemn terrorism

But it's perfectly fine to ask EVERY Republican to disavow and denounce Todd Akin's stupid rape comment. Repeatedly.

Posted by: MSM at December 15, 2014 03:26 PM (ABcz/)

88 I recommend shooting through every door with a shotgun - just to be safe. Stuff Biden told me.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at December 15, 2014 03:26 PM (oDCMR)

89 Stone is known to use a cane or walker to assist him, the DA said, and he may be wearing military fatigues, in either sand or green color.


I'm not comfortable with this kind of profiling.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton for HurryCane at December 15, 2014 03:26 PM (LE/cG)

90 Posted by: GnuBreed at December 15, 2014 03:24 PM (7aFIA)

What he said.

Oh, or if he's "mentally unstable." (Diagnosed with PTSD or bipolar, or something).

Worse- because I don't actually have a problem with it being a "local news story"- if he does fit any of those criteria, the survivors will be used by the Left to bludgeon good, innocent people until they are no longer useful- then they will be simply cast aside and forgotten.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 15, 2014 03:27 PM (kff5f)

91 So, the guy just "shot" his ex-wife? Just like that? No headsman?

Amateur.

Posted by: King Edward VIII at December 15, 2014 03:27 PM (scgac)

92 Also, should I bring anything?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Green bean casserole is always popular.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Indestructible at December 15, 2014 03:27 PM (V70Ne)

93 God forbid he gets a Hoverround.

Posted by: steevy at December 15, 2014 03:27 PM (v5UtH)

94 But it's perfectly fine to ask EVERY Republican to disavow and denounce Todd Akin's stupid rape comment. Repeatedly.
--

Now, you get it!

Posted by: ProgMedia at December 15, 2014 03:27 PM (ZPrif)

95 Great. Stepson lives in Lansdale, where all this started. Just flipping wonderful.

Posted by: joncelli at December 15, 2014 03:27 PM (RD7QR)

96 Heh, at cow creamer. One of my great regrets is that I think I've listened to/read all of the Wooster novels. I'll have to do a thorough checklist, but everything in my State library database has been read.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 03:27 PM (2cS/G)

97 if they shoot him more than once in the hand, all gingers should riot.

Posted by: willow at December 15, 2014 03:27 PM (nqBYe)

98 So, he sports a beard and murdered an ex-wife. Not sayin he's a dirka dirka jihad, but so far he fits the profile. Any word on if he's a goat rape enthusiast?

Posted by: mugiwara at December 15, 2014 03:27 PM (D5hxK)

99 Nobody ever mentions MY murder/shooting sprees.

Why is that?

Posted by: Chicago at December 15, 2014 03:27 PM (NUCTk)

100 One white guy goes haywire with a gun = all white guys are latent terrorists

50 muslims murder innocents while shouting allahu akhbar = not islam.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 15, 2014 03:27 PM (8ZskC)

101 He killed his ex and their daughters.

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 03:27 PM (zOTsN)

102 Damn cousin humping rednecks.

Hillbillys aren't just in only one state.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 03:26 PM (RZzX3)
***********
It ain't called Pennsyltucky for nuthin' ya heah?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 15, 2014 03:28 PM (jucos)

103
Hillbillys aren't just in only one state.

Best thing James Carville ever said, "You gotta remember, Pennsylvania is Philadelphia at one end, Pittsburgh at the other, and a whole lotta Alabama in between".

Montgomery County isn't the Alabama part, though.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 15, 2014 03:28 PM (JtwS4)

104 70 I thought this was a family thing as soon as I heard it---------------

My thoughts exactly. Now to see what the left will claim in order to abolish our 2nd amendment rights.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2014 03:28 PM (vPh3W)

105 I'm thinking since he has red hair can we really call him white?

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at December 15, 2014 03:28 PM (oDCMR)

106 Hope stepson is OK joncelli.

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 15, 2014 03:28 PM (/Ho8c)

107 @91 - Sheesh, didn't even set her on fire. Amateur, indeed.

Posted by: JEM at December 15, 2014 03:28 PM (o+SC1)

108 Wait. I think I meant me.

Posted by: King Henry VIII at December 15, 2014 03:28 PM (scgac)

109 Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 03:27 PM

I'm going to have to find a way to attach it over my hood roundel to photograph it. Just because.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 15, 2014 03:29 PM (knoK7)

110 thunderb and his daughters?

sheesh , well that's depressing.

Posted by: willow at December 15, 2014 03:29 PM (nqBYe)

111 My call to end one of our society's most quietly racist rituals: demanding Muslims condemn every act of terror

Fine. Can we get them to condemn (unequivocally, mind you) at least one?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 15, 2014 03:29 PM (kff5f)

112 Nobody ever mentions MY murder/shooting sprees.

Why is that?


Ditto.

Posted by: The Beltway Snipers at December 15, 2014 03:29 PM (8ZskC)

113 How is this M'Fer eluding anyone?!?

****

Souped up Hoveround.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 15, 2014 03:29 PM (NeFrd)

114 Wait. I think I meant me.
Posted by: King Henry VIII

Yes, I'm the one that abdicated and married a Nazi spy.

Posted by: Edward VIII at December 15, 2014 03:29 PM (V70Ne)

115 I point this out only to note that no one in the press is currently saying things like, The most important thing to reduce the blowback against white males, nor are any white males saying "I'm chiefly worried about how this will effect me.[/i


And there will be no "hands up don't shoot either.

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 03:30 PM (u9gzs)

116 And, in fact, I'm at home right now.



Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 15, 2014 03:21 PM (4CVLy)


He's in your house!!!!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 03:30 PM (RZzX3)

117 Seems to me it would be tough to do a shooting spree with a walker. Clomp-clomp BANG, clomp-clomp BANG...

Posted by: tu3031 at December 15, 2014 03:30 PM (PXU5j)

118 He is not ours.

Posted by: Goatafarian at December 15, 2014 03:30 PM (XzRw1)

119 >>My call to end one of our society's most quietly racist rituals: demanding Muslims condemn every act of terror

Hey, I'd be happy if they'd just stop immediately condemning imaginary hate crimes in retaliation.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2014 03:30 PM (ABcz/)

120 He killed his ex and their daughters.
Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 03:27 PM (zOTsN)



And his daughters? More points in favor of the Religion of Peace.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 15, 2014 03:30 PM (D5hxK)

121 My call to end one of our society's most quietly racist rituals: demanding Muslims condemn every act of terror

Can we just demand that they stop handing out candy then?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 15, 2014 03:30 PM (8ZskC)

122 fwiw - Pennsburg is more 'rural Philadelphia' than suburban Philly. As mentioned above - it ain't Alabama with Soft Pretzels, but Pennsburg and its environs aren't 'Philadelphia' in any conventional sense.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 15, 2014 03:31 PM (4CVLy)

123 And, in fact, I'm at home right now.



Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 15, 2014 03:21 PM (4CVLy)


He's in your house!!!!!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 03:30 PM (RZzX3)
**********
THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE... you know the rest

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 15, 2014 03:31 PM (jucos)

124 #IllRideWithMe




Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 03:31 PM (MDgS8)

125 Those people slaughtered by the well known jihadist criminal? #TheyCantBreathe

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 03:31 PM (2cS/G)

126 Seems to me it would be tough to do a shooting spree with a walker. Clomp-clomp BANG, clomp-clomp BANG...

It does seem to be right up there with "derringer bandit" doesn't it?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 15, 2014 03:31 PM (kff5f)

127 Seems to me it would be tough to do a shooting spree with a walker. Clomp-clomp BANG, clomp-clomp BANG...



Ask Vince Foster?

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 03:31 PM (BTVka)

128 How strange to have a mass gunman hobbling around with a walker.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 03:31 PM (LA7Cm)

129 Why do I hate us???

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 03:31 PM (MDgS8)

130 This guy will be found dead. Self-inflicted dead. He didn't do all of this with the expectation of living afterwards.

Posted by: joefl65 at December 15, 2014 03:31 PM (UFV5W)

131 Seems to me it would be tough to do a shooting spree with a walker. Clomp-clomp BANG, clomp-clomp BANG...

Three words: Tennis ball noise suppressors

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 15, 2014 03:32 PM (8ZskC)

132 Red headed shooting spree with walker and assless chaps? I think this story has legs.

Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at December 15, 2014 03:32 PM (oDCMR)

133 This guy will be found dead. Self-inflicted dead. He didn't do all of this with the expectation of living afterwards.

Or he'll get cornered and commit suicide-by-cop.

One way or the other.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 15, 2014 03:33 PM (kff5f)

134 #IllRideWithMe



#I'llRideOnYourRascal

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 03:33 PM (BTVka)

135 December to Date

Shot and Killed: 11
Shot and Wounded: 87
Total Shot: 98
Total Homicides: 12



heLLLLOOOOOOOooo??

Posted by: Chicago at December 15, 2014 03:33 PM (NUCTk)

136 113
How is this M'Fer eluding anyone?!?


The MILITARIZED THUG COPS strapped on too much gear and can't move?

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 03:33 PM (XzRw1)

137 He killed his ex and their daughters.


That happens so often there's a special term for it: Family annihilators.
http://is.gd/iZ5urY

Their motivation is often economic. Hail SCOAMF.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 15, 2014 03:33 PM (ZKzrr)

138 Making noises like he is a Vet


This will be equated to Sydney in 3, 2, 1

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 03:33 PM (zOTsN)

139
He didn't do all of this with the expectation of living afterwards.

Pennsylvania also bred the cop killer who survived on the lam for a couple of months.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 15, 2014 03:33 PM (JtwS4)

140 Posted by: Edward VIII at December 15, 2014 03:29 PM (V70Ne)

And all of that before you were born!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2014 03:33 PM (Zu3d9)

141 Very sad story. It will remain of mostly local interest only after he is caught, unless:
He belongs to a right wing org or
He bought the gun at a gun show or private sale or
He used an EBR


or if he uttered any racist code words during the attacks.

Posted by: McCool at December 15, 2014 03:33 PM (TQxRy)

142
Just start posting that he was a recent convert to Islam and watch this story disappear.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 03:33 PM (CMkNk)

143 Posted by: Chicago at December 15, 2014 03:33 PM

Shut it, you, you're making me look bad.

Posted by: The Narrative at December 15, 2014 03:34 PM (knoK7)

144 I take being a former Marine to mean something other than being a Marine contributed to his killing spree. I take it as a piece of info that at one time in his life he was trained to be a killing machine. If he actually had combat experience it makes him even more dangerous. All things being equal, I'd rather someone who has snapped not be a former Marine.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 15, 2014 03:34 PM (bLhAC)

145 He's an extreme Darwinist.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 03:34 PM (RZzX3)

146 BREAKING: Teenagers flee deserted make-out spot by car after hearing strange noises; later find walker stuck in vehicle door handle

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 15, 2014 03:34 PM (8ZskC)

147 Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom 1h
.@TheRickWilson The toxic point: Authoritarians want to control what you *do*. Totalitarians want to control what you *think* @JonahNRO

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 15, 2014 03:34 PM (ZPrif)

148 In Pennsylvania they are Woodchucks, not Red Necks.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2014 03:35 PM (p5IA8)

149 144 Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 15, 2014 03:34 PM (bLhAC)


Just for the record, Lee Harvey Oswald was also a former Marine, before becoming a Commie.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 03:35 PM (CMkNk)

150 Posted by: Chicago at December 15, 2014 03:33 PM (NUCTk)

How many shot in the junk?

Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 15, 2014 03:35 PM (c6JPR)

151 Can we riot near a Nordstrom's and Macy's? I haven't finished my Christmas "shopping" yet. Of course a liquour store will be just fine as well.

Posted by: cheri at December 15, 2014 03:35 PM (oiNtH)

152 Their motivation is often economic. Hail SCOAMF.

Yep.

And sometimes a psychotic break.

And sometimes...

Right now, all we know is the facts: this dude just killed his ex and their (meaning his own) kids. I don't care why, I want him dead. Preferably after an arrest and trial. Prior to arrest if necessary.

(Actually, we don't "know" that other stuff, either. We're still at the "reports are confused" stage.)

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 15, 2014 03:36 PM (kff5f)

153 150 How many shot in the junk?
Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 15, 2014 03:35 PM (c6JPR)


Gots to go ask Elizabeth!

Posted by: Zombie Fred Sanford at December 15, 2014 03:36 PM (CMkNk)

154 Red haired; probably Irish.
Irish begins with an "I".
So does Islam.


Connect teh dots people!!!!!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 15, 2014 03:36 PM (hLRSq)

155 Or he'll get cornered and commit suicide-by-cop.



#HideInABoatToLive!

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 03:36 PM (BTVka)

156
Redd Foxx sock off.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 03:36 PM (CMkNk)

157 This may be hard to believe but his being a vet may be completely unrelated to killing his family. Non vets have been known to do it

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 03:36 PM (zOTsN)

158 Posted by: BumperStickerist at December 15, 2014 03:31 PM (4CVLy)

So. That means fewer Black folks and more deer?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 03:37 PM (RZzX3)

159 Pennsylvania also bred the cop killer who survived on the lam for a couple of months.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 15, 2014 03:33 PM (JtwS4)

Very true. This just feels different. This guy, heath-wise, doesn't seem like the survivalist type. I can't envision a guy with a cane doing the Rambo-thing out there in the sticks.

Posted by: joefl65 at December 15, 2014 03:37 PM (UFV5W)

160 BREAKING:..... 87 year old woman thrown from her Lark 2000 by a perp in fatigues wearing camo. Broken walker found on site.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 15, 2014 03:37 PM (jucos)

161 In light of the upcoming Ginger backlash let me just take a second to send out a Tweet.

@ChristinaHendricks : #YouMayRideMyMustache

Because, solidarity.

Posted by: garrett at December 15, 2014 03:37 PM (4TBB9)

162 154 Red haired; probably Irish.
Irish begins with an "I".
So does Islam.


Connect teh dots people!!!!!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 15, 2014 03:36 PM (hLRSq)



Irish I was in Dixie. Klansman.

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 03:37 PM (CMkNk)

163 One feature that may have helped the shooter. He got to park close in.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 15, 2014 03:37 PM (NeFrd)

164 Sucky day to be watching the news and checking in at AoS.

I'm almost starting to miss the rape stories.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 15, 2014 03:37 PM (AC0lD)

165 Can we riot near a Nordstrom's and Macy's? I haven't finished my Christmas "shopping" yet.

PRO TIP: Plunder first, then burn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 15, 2014 03:37 PM (8ZskC)

166 The obvious problem here is unregistered gingers.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 15, 2014 03:37 PM (2Ojst)

167 151 And Sur la Table. I need some stuff from there.

Posted by: NCKate at December 15, 2014 03:37 PM (FPQut)

168 "This guy will be found dead. Self-inflicted dead"

Hmm. Odds then that he's already room temp = pretty damn good.

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 15, 2014 03:38 PM (/jpU8)

169 BREAKING:..... 87 year old woman thrown from her Lark 2000 by a perp in fatigues wearing camo. Broken walker found on site.





Larkjacker.

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 03:38 PM (MDgS8)

170 167 151 And Sur la Table. I need some stuff from there.
Posted by: NCKate at December 15, 2014 03:37 PM (FPQut)


I would suggest a Federal Reserve Bank but all they have are IOU's.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 03:38 PM (CMkNk)

171 167 151 And Sur la Table. I need some stuff from there.
Posted by: NCKate at December 15, 2014 03:37 PM (FPQut)


I would suggest a Federal Reserve Bank but all they have are IOU's.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 03:38 PM (CMkNk)

172 This guy will be found dead. Self-inflicted dead. He didn't do all of this with the expectation of living afterwards.
Posted by: joefl65 at December 15, 2014 03:31 PM (UFV5W)



Yup.

Why do they always do it in the wrong order?

Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 15, 2014 03:39 PM (mf5HN)

173 Irish I was in Dixie. Klansman.

QED.


Irish I's are smilin'?

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 03:39 PM (BTVka)

174 >>This may be hard to believe but his being a vet may be completely
unrelated to killing his family. Non vets have been known to do it

Unpossible.

Posted by: MSM at December 15, 2014 03:39 PM (ABcz/)

175 Reporting that he is a "white" male? Is that even legal? Isn't someone of that nature "pigmentally challenged"?

I'm deeply offended by this report. Those involved in its production should be shot. Then fired. It's the only way to keep us safe.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 15, 2014 03:39 PM (1CroS)

176 The backlash against white males won't start today. It already started, years ago.

Actually, the anti white male movement is not retaliation for any real offense, it's an initiative -- a lash rather than a backlash.

Posted by: Edgar Allan Schmoe at December 15, 2014 03:39 PM (dwwxp)

177 173 Irish I's are smilin'?
Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 03:39 PM (BTVka)


Allahu Go Bragh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 03:40 PM (CMkNk)

178 ...there's no question, western Pennsylvania is a racist area.

Posted by: zombie John Murtha at December 15, 2014 03:40 PM (NUCTk)

179 Yup.



Why do they always do it in the wrong order?



Posted by: alexthechick


Yeah, I don't get that either. Just you're tired of living doesn't necessarily other people are.

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 15, 2014 03:40 PM (/Ho8c)

180 Jeremiah Wright, Timothy McVeigh, plenty of Veterans have turned out to be vile shitbags, but I always wonder when I hear "Veteran" in a crime story, and not much else. Maybe it's a hangover from my youth, when most references to people as "Veterans" were in the context of "Vietnam, crazy, homeless", but I get the sense they apply the term to imply a type of affliction or an incriminating factor.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 03:40 PM (2cS/G)

181 All that being said I really hope he is not a vet


Disabled vets have to deal with enough crap as it it

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 03:40 PM (zOTsN)

182 Stay safe PA morons.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 15, 2014 03:40 PM (GKGCC)

183 If we are going to have a good riot it must be organized. There will be a sign up sheet in the Narthax. The Church Ladies Auxiliary will provide coffee and side dishes.

Posted by: Church Lady at December 15, 2014 03:40 PM (jucos)

184 154 Red haired; probably Irish.
Irish begins with an "I".
So does Islam.

Connect teh dots people!!!!!


I'm connecting 'em! And I just figgered out that the I-talians must be eeeeevil too.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 15, 2014 03:40 PM (7ObY1)

185 178 178 ...there's no question, western Pennsylvania is a racist area.
Posted by: zombie John Murtha at December 15, 2014 03:40 PM (NUCTk)


Joe Plumber 6-Pack country.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 03:40 PM (CMkNk)

186 BREAKING:..... 87 year old woman thrown from her Lark 2000 by a perp in fatigues wearing camo. Broken walker found on site.


I prefer African-American Caucasian Non-African.

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 03:41 PM (MDgS8)

187 This is a local story. Not like he's killing babies for money.

Posted by: NY Times Editors at December 15, 2014 03:41 PM (0FSuD)

188 The obvious problem here is unregistered gingers.


Someone's getting a jello salad for Christmas.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 15, 2014 03:41 PM (ZKzrr)

189 I'm almost starting to miss the rape stories.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 15, 2014 03:37 PM


We've been through this already. Today is Batshit Crazy Monday. Tomorrow is Rapey Tuesday.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 15, 2014 03:41 PM (knoK7)

190 184 I'm connecting 'em! And I just figgered out that the I-talians must be eeeeevil too.
Posted by: Citizen X at December 15, 2014 03:40 PM (7ObY1)


Keep it Is-real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 03:41 PM (CMkNk)

191 I almost hit McVeigh's sister (in the sexual way) before he was infamous.

Glad I didn't. Might have got some crazy on me.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 15, 2014 03:41 PM (7ObY1)

192 Shit!!!!!



Why does that keep happening?


#PixyHateMe

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 03:42 PM (MDgS8)

193 Does the cane have the shoulder thing that goes up?

Posted by: --- at December 15, 2014 03:42 PM (MMC8r)

194 He uses a walker to assist him? So Scott Walker is a possible accomplice? Get on this.

Posted by: The MSM at December 15, 2014 03:42 PM (hHFOx)

195
Irish I was in Dixie. Klansman.

OK, here's where I tell the story of How Bandersnatch Stepped in It last night.

At a party that's a 50/50 black/white mix. Dwight and Derek were doing what seemed to be their running joke of saying "I'. Dee-wight" and "I'm Dee-rek".

So I said then I guess Declan (my son's name) is Dee-Klan. Black guy rolls his eyes at me and says "I get that all the time".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 15, 2014 03:42 PM (JtwS4)

196 If we are going to have a good riot it must be organized. There will be a sign up sheet in the Narthax.


Let me handle the pre-screening.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at December 15, 2014 03:42 PM (8ZskC)

197 "I'm connecting 'em! And I just figgered out that the I-talians must be eeeeevil too."



And anyone named Issac, Ivan, or Irene.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 03:42 PM (LA7Cm)

198 Got an Amber Alert this morning: 2006 white Dodge van (of course), two abducted girls, who turned out to be his stepdaughters.

Last I heard it was resolved, with the perp in custody, but really, what concerns me the most is how this will affect Dodge vans. Especially white ones.

I think we all need to stop and remind ourselves, not all 2006 white Dodge vans are used to abduct little girls. Those of us who are inclined to take retribution against all 2006 white Dodge vans should think about how we would feel, if WE were 2006 white Dodge vans.

Not too good, I expect.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 15, 2014 03:43 PM (TOk1P)

199 180 Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 03:40 PM (2cS/G)


The 2010's are the new 60's.

Or, same old shit, different decade.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 03:43 PM (CMkNk)

200 "Tomorrow is Rapey Tuesday"

But it's already Tuesday... somewhere.

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 15, 2014 03:43 PM (/jpU8)

201 This guy is not a true white male.

Posted by: fluffy at December 15, 2014 03:43 PM (Cv+CQ)

202 I'm chiefly worried about how this will . . . . oh wait.

HOW.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 15, 2014 03:44 PM (sDapq)

203 "Let me handle the pre-screening."



Arson, murder, rape, larceny, theft, rape, burglary, and, rape.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 03:44 PM (LA7Cm)

204 Okay, the thread was posted at 3:14.

This thread's "Thread Winner" of a Plutonium Membership to AoS will be the first person to paste a link to someone pointing to this crime as a call for more gun control.

Starting NOW!

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 15, 2014 03:44 PM (AC0lD)

205 Yeah, I don't get that either. Just you're tired of living doesn't necessarily other people are.

Sometimes they think the kids are better off dead than suffering through whatever is bringing them down. Sometimes they just want to the ex to suffer the loss. I'm not condoning, of course; I'm just saying there's a sick logic to it.

(And when women decide that, it's a celebrated choice. Hrm.)

Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 15, 2014 03:44 PM (ZKzrr)

206 What I mean is there are still folks that have a problem voting for somebody because they're black.

Posted by: zombie John Murtha at December 15, 2014 03:44 PM (NUCTk)

207 184
154 Red haired; probably Irish.

Irish begins with an "I".

So does Islam.



Connect teh dots people!!!!!





I'm connecting 'em! And I just figgered out that the I-talians must be eeeeevil too.

Posted by: Citizen X

Red hair...REDSKINS, he's a dad gum injun!

Now is he from India or Washington....

Posted by: Gmac- who is tired of all this at December 15, 2014 03:44 PM (baiNQ)

208 Looks like he killed the mom, kidnapped his kids, then started offing her family. Yikes!

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 15, 2014 03:44 PM (JjJUC)

209 Arson, murder, rape, larceny, theft, rape, burglary, and, rape.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 03:44 PM


You said rape three times.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 15, 2014 03:44 PM (knoK7)

210 I'm chiefly worried about how this will . . . . oh wait.

HOW.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 15, 2014 03:44 PM (sDapq)
********
Hey how are ya
Hey how are ya
Hey how are ya
Hey how are ya......

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 15, 2014 03:45 PM (jucos)

211 #203,
Blazing Saddles references in previous threads. You're late.

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 15, 2014 03:45 PM (/jpU8)

212 "But it's already Tuesday... somewhere."



Oz.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 03:45 PM (LA7Cm)

213 203 Arson, murder, rape, larceny, theft, rape, burglary, and, rape.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 03:44 PM (LA7Cm)


Spam, egg, bacon, sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 03:45 PM (CMkNk)

214 Are they checking all the handicapped parking spots at the mall? He could be anywhere and the cops should start there....

Posted by: Jen the original at December 15, 2014 03:46 PM (cPPlg)

215
>>>...nor are any white males saying "I'm chiefly worried about how this will effect me."

Actually, if I were near the vicinity of this psycho, I'd be saying that.

Posted by: Ogie Ogilthorpe at December 15, 2014 03:46 PM (WDCYi)

216 Gunman On Loose In Suburbs Outside Philadelphia; Six Dead ??!!??!!??

Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 15, 2014 03:46 PM (NUCTk)

217 "Blazing Saddles references in previous threads."


I was busy.



And I like rape.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 03:47 PM (LA7Cm)

218 ... I ran to catch up with her at the station and told her that it was OK if she wanted to put on the Sun Screen...

#I'llRubItIn

Posted by: Tessa Kum at December 15, 2014 03:47 PM (4TBB9)

219 MEH!

Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 15, 2014 03:47 PM (RZzX3)

220

Goooood- Bye Rapey Tuesday.
Who could hang a meme on you .
When you change your version everyday.
Still Im Gonna miss you.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 15, 2014 03:47 PM (wFSLW)

221 And I like rape.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 03:47 PM (LA7Cm)


HAH! Republican rape culture!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 15, 2014 03:49 PM (8ZskC)

222 I will win the release of his hostages though interpretive dance! Unless he is a white asshole. Then just shoot him

Posted by: Tessa Kum at December 15, 2014 03:49 PM (zOTsN)

223 Monster no matter what color He is....

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at December 15, 2014 03:49 PM (Bn6aD)

224 Our SWAT team is standing ready if needed.

Posted by: HHS Secretary Sylvia Mathews Burwell at December 15, 2014 03:49 PM (XzRw1)

225 But that all pales in the knowledge that six human beings are dead at this guy's hands.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 15, 2014 03:18 PM (Spluw)


Has anyone else noticed a rather fundamental difference between islamic nutcases, and "normal" nutcases? Americans, Canadians, Britons, Germans, etc., when they go nuts and start killing people, usually, but not always, kill family members, or co-workers, or fellow students. Islamic nuts almost invariable go on jihad, and if they do kill family, it's for religious reasons. It seems like jihad is the default crazy setting for muslims.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2014 03:49 PM (8Fl6F)

226 And how do we know so quickly the perp is a white male?

Hmmmmmm????

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 03:49 PM (1Y+hH)

227 "Blazing Saddles references in previous threads."

I was busy. "

**begins setting up another Number Six Dance in the near future while this time REALLY writing down all of the names for invites**

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 15, 2014 03:49 PM (/jpU8)

228 Okay, the thread was posted at 3:14.

This thread's "Thread Winner" of a Plutonium Membership to AoS will be the first person to paste a link to someone pointing to this crime as a call for more gun control.

Starting NOW!


#75. Because you know they will.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 03:50 PM (BTVka)

229 226 And how do we know so quickly the perp is a white male?

Hmmmmmm????
Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 03:49 PM (1Y+hH)



Brian Ross has a nose for this. He's a, what you call, "journalist."

Like Jimmy Olsen, but with actual credentials, and stuff.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 03:50 PM (CMkNk)

230 Second look at nuts being nuts, religious or not?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 03:50 PM (RZzX3)

231 He has a red or auburn beard and mustache with closely cropped hair, and he's 35.

Hipster!

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 03:50 PM (1Y+hH)

232 224 Our SWAT team is standing ready if needed.

Posted by: HHS Secretary Sylvia Mathews Burwell at December 15, 2014 03:49 PM (XzRw1)


************
Ours too! Are there any dogs that need shooting? Elmer! Lock and load!

Posted by: Railroad Retirement Board at December 15, 2014 03:51 PM (vgIRn)

233 "Can we riot near a Nordstrom's and Macy's? I haven't finished my Christmas "shopping" yet."


I'd riot at Nordstrom's but I'll have to get past the piano player and the baristas at their coffee shop first. Just standing in that store makes me feel like I'm spending money.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at December 15, 2014 03:51 PM (JjJUC)

234 Clearly, what's needed is national walker control.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 15, 2014 03:51 PM (0HooB)

235
Okay. While you all go rape each other, I will feed the cats.

Be back soon with more snark and funny bits.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 03:51 PM (CMkNk)

236 Thank you, anon. I missed that last one because nobody bothered to tell me about it.


Assholes.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 03:51 PM (LA7Cm)

237
Beard Red, Just Shoot!

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 03:52 PM (1Y+hH)

238 228
Okay, the thread was posted at 3:14.



This thread's "Thread Winner" of a Plutonium Membership to AoS will
be the first person to paste a link to someone pointing to this crime as
a call for more gun control.



Starting NOW!


If he used a Biden approved shotgun then it's a non-starter.

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 03:52 PM (XzRw1)

239 That bastard stole my shtick!

Posted by: Hilary at December 15, 2014 03:52 PM (Nfdkj)

240 We should take this show on the road.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 03:52 PM (RZzX3)

241 234 Clearly, what's needed is national walker control.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 15, 2014 03:51 PM (0HooB)



It's a boy, Mrs. Walker, it's a boy. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 03:52 PM (CMkNk)

242 Yes that's my real name! I come from a long line of Kums! Of the Sydney Kums

Posted by: Tessa Kum at December 15, 2014 03:52 PM (zOTsN)

243 And I like rape.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 03:47 PM (LA7Cm)
#I'llRapeWithYou

Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 15, 2014 03:52 PM (jucos)

244
Is his walker covered with camo duct tape?

Posted by: Todd Bridges, first to go bad, last to go down at December 15, 2014 03:52 PM (JOFI1)

245 He has a red or auburn beard and mustache with closely cropped hair, and he's 35.


Could be a Viking. They do this kind of stuff all the time.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 15, 2014 03:52 PM (8ZskC)

246
Just remembered something.

The Colorado theater shooter had dyed his hair red.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 03:53 PM (1Y+hH)

247 I under stand the Walkers name is "Texas Ranger"!

Posted by: Tessa Kum at December 15, 2014 03:53 PM (zOTsN)

248 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2014 03:49 PM (8Fl6F)

MAYBE it's because Jihadis aren't "crazy" in the sense of actually being mentally unbalanced and not responsible for their choices, but are only "crazy" in the sense of "I can't understand why someone would make that choice," and would probably be much better described as "evil."





Naaa. Couldn't be.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 15, 2014 03:53 PM (kff5f)

249 Eeeeeevery Bawdie must get STONE!

Posted by: Special Agent Bob Dylan, FBI at December 15, 2014 03:53 PM (JOFI1)

250 Is it the red hair that causes the crazy?

Or the crazy causes the red hair?



Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 03:54 PM (RZzX3)

251 I just found out about this a little while ago. This is my hometown. A friend of mine is friends with the ex-wife and family. She is devastated. Pray for the families, friends and the children.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 03:54 PM (KuU4f)

252 Also- it could be worse.

He could be in LA County.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 15, 2014 03:54 PM (kff5f)

253 The Church Ladies Auxiliary will provide coffee and side dishes.

-
Didja see that the protesters in Oakland who have chained themselves to the police station brought lawn chairs with them so they could fight the man in comfort? That's thinking ahead.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 15, 2014 03:54 PM (XUKZU)

254 Check his party affiliation.

Posted by: MSM Suit at December 15, 2014 03:54 PM (XzRw1)

255 Is it the red hair that causes the crazy?

Or the crazy causes the red hair?



Soon.

Posted by: Erik the Red at December 15, 2014 03:54 PM (8ZskC)

256 Prayers for the family

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 03:55 PM (zOTsN)

257 This was a "Family" squabble. Now we all have family squabbles but most don't degenerate into Murder. And who is the crazy one in your family: The crazy uncle, the crazy brother or sister, the senile old man, or is it YOU!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 03:55 PM (Zmw74)

258
I never understand in these divorce situations where people push each other to the edge. Not saying he wasn't wacko and there wasn't a good reason for divorce, but I have a guess some sort of easier give and take would have been reasonable.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 15, 2014 03:55 PM (NtzGn)

259 How do we know he is a white male? They have his picture up at Fox and they say everyone he has shot has some type of familial relationship with him. These are NOT random shootings.

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 03:55 PM (u9gzs)

260 We're all going to hell for this thread.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 03:55 PM (RZzX3)

261 252
Also- it could be worse.



He could be in LA County.

The collateral damage to innocents could be huge.

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 03:55 PM (XzRw1)

262 could=would

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 03:56 PM (XzRw1)

263 Gunman On Loose In Suburbs Outside Philadelphia; Six Dead, Sixty College Womyn Raped

Posted by: by Sabrina Rubin Erdeley at December 15, 2014 03:56 PM (NUCTk)

264 This is terrible, right before the holidays. Poor little kids, having to see this.

Posted by: ALH at December 15, 2014 03:56 PM (yAPdC)

265 This was a "Family" squabble. Now we all have family squabbles but most don't degenerate into Murder. And who is the crazy one in your family: The crazy uncle, the crazy brother or sister, the senile old man, or is it YOU!



::gulp::

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 03:56 PM (MDgS8)

266 >>>Or the crazy causes the red hair?


That one. Rusted brains.

Posted by: Bigby's Hand Sanitizer at December 15, 2014 03:56 PM (3ZtZW)

267 260
We're all going to hell for this thread.

We're not there yet?

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 03:56 PM (XzRw1)

268 Nothing says I Love You like a bullet to the head.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 03:56 PM (RZzX3)

269 Maybe he was a crazy abusive asshole and that led to his divorce


Just spitballing here

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 03:57 PM (zOTsN)

270 Damn, DG.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 03:57 PM (LA7Cm)

271 Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 03:54 PM (KuU4f)

I hate it when there are connections found like that.

Six degrees of separation.

Prayers up.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 03:57 PM (1Y+hH)

272 258
I never understand in these divorce situations where people push each other to the edge. Not saying he wasn't wacko and there wasn't a good reason for divorce, but I have a guess some sort of easier give and take would have been reasonable.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 15, 2014 03:55 PM (NtzGn)

**********


You are familiar with the species "Contemporaria Amerinaca Femalica," right?

Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 15, 2014 03:57 PM (vgIRn)

273 Fox says he and his ex were fighting over custody of the children. If a man could get a fair shake in family court this kind of shit would not happen.

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 03:57 PM (u9gzs)

274 >>>>And who is the crazy one in your family: The crazy uncle, the crazy brother or sister, the senile old man, or is it YOU!

STOP POINTING AT ME!!!

/chews eyes out of chocalte rabbit

Posted by: Bigby's Hand Sanitizer at December 15, 2014 03:58 PM (3ZtZW)

275 Oh my, so sorry DangerGirl.

Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 15, 2014 03:58 PM (/Ho8c)

276 Maybe he was a crazy abusive asshole and that led to his divorce


Just spitballing here
Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 03:57 PM (zOTsN)


As a white guy you owe me an apology.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 15, 2014 03:58 PM (8ZskC)

277 260
We're all going to hell for this thread.

I think it's a real tragedy.

Posted by: ALH at December 15, 2014 03:58 PM (yAPdC)

278 258

I never understand in these divorce situations where people push
each other to the edge. Not saying he wasn't wacko and there wasn't a
good reason for divorce, but I have a guess some sort of easier give and
take would have been reasonable.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 15, 2014 03:55 PM (NtzGn)

Yeah, assuming you are dealing with reasonable people. That is NOT always the case, unfortunately...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at December 15, 2014 03:58 PM (wtvvX)

279 We're all going to hell for this thread.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 03:55 PM (RZzX3)

I never intended to go anywhere else

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 03:58 PM (Zmw74)

280 >>The Colorado theater shooter had dyed his hair red.

To be more like the Joker, since he shot up a midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises.
But he also converted to Islam. Nope, never mind that part - stick w/the ginger line of thinking...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2014 03:58 PM (ABcz/)

281 White veteran? Whacko bird.

Posted by: JoOhn McCain at December 15, 2014 03:59 PM (XzRw1)

282 Fox says he and his ex were fighting over custody of the children. If a man could get a fair shake in family court this kind of shit would not happen.
Posted by: Vic

i doubt that. There are unstable violent people. She and er family may have railroaded him. Dunno. Killing six people during a rampage isn't the way.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 15, 2014 03:59 PM (Spluw)

283 Well that certainly takes the piss rightout ofthat old familiar "what do I get them for Xmas" stress.

Posted by: Todd Bridges, it had to be said at December 15, 2014 03:59 PM (JOFI1)

284 Fox says he and his ex were fighting over custody of
the children. If a man could get a fair shake in family court this kind
of shit would not happen.


Posted by: Vic


Agree with you in principle, but the fact that he appears to have gone on a killing spree could indicate unfitness for having custody of children.


Posted by: T. Jeff. at December 15, 2014 03:59 PM (/Ho8c)

285 Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 03:58 PM (Zmw74)

I know!

It's in the warm and all the people you know are there.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 03:59 PM (RZzX3)

286
As a white guy you owe me an apology.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 15, 2014 03:58 PM (8ZskC

As a white guy I've learned that its all my fault. Once you do, its not such a bad existence.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2014 04:00 PM (2Aj5D)

287 Is it the red hair that causes the crazy?


Or the crazy causes the red hair?



Scotland hardest hit.....

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 04:01 PM (BTVka)

288 The crazy uncle, the crazy brother or sister, the senile old man, or is it YOU!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 03:55 PM (Zmw74)

Me a little. Hell. I'm here.

But the BIL is on something and no one on his side will confront it. I tried. I'll try again Christmas.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 15, 2014 04:01 PM (u4M9n)

289 Or the crazy causes the red hair?



Like a red flag!

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 04:01 PM (BTVka)

290
How do we know he is a white male?
Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 03:55 PM (u9gzs)

Yes, I know it's all in the family. I was alluding to the possibility that if he was a certain type of person of color, we might not have been informed of his race.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 04:01 PM (1Y+hH)

291 To be more like the Joker, since he shot up a midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises.
But he also converted to Islam. Nope, never mind that part - stick w/the ginger line of thinking...
Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2014 03:58 PM (ABcz/************





The Joker has green hair, infidel.

Posted by: Ali DC-abad-aboo-abee-ba-a-loo-bop at December 15, 2014 04:02 PM (vgIRn)

292 There are white people in Philly?

Posted by: Mayor Nutter at December 15, 2014 04:02 PM (Nfdkj)

293 Agree with you in principle, but the fact that he appears to have gone on a killing spree could indicate unfitness for having custody of children.





You may be onto something there.

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 04:02 PM (MDgS8)

294 Hands Up, Don't Sh...

What's that? Oh.


Guns Up, Shoot his Ginger Ass.

Posted by: Roy at December 15, 2014 04:02 PM (VndSC)

295 the fact that he appears to have gone on a killing spree could indicate unfitness for having custody of children.


****


And the 2014 Seamus Muldoon (aka "Shamy") award for subtle understatement in a supporting role goes to...

...T. Jeff!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 15, 2014 04:02 PM (NeFrd)

296 but the fact that he appears to have gone on a killing spree could indicate unfitness for having custody of children.

Unpossible! It's all a fymynyst conspiracy!

Vic, I know someone whose ex is about to get sole custody of the kids because he ex played HS football with the judge. Tell us how that's a fucking "fair shake."

Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 15, 2014 04:03 PM (ZKzrr)

297 Looking at the map, this is going on about 10-15 miles from me. Of course, we don't know where he is right now. The last shootings occurred about four hours ago.

It sounds like he targeted members of his ex-wife's family.

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2014 04:03 PM (zoehZ)

298
This dates back to the lynching of the old west movies. White men have been the subject of this kind of racism since the beginning of this country.

Divorcism is a religion of peace.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 15, 2014 04:03 PM (NtzGn)

299 Clearly we have a lone wolf here, radicalized by a constant stream of Reich-wing hate pumped out 24/7 by conservitard bloggers in Star Wars pajamas or by talk-radio Zionist-supporting Xtian Dominionists.

It is their lingering racist hate for our historic first multiracial President that drives them.

Armed with untraceable firearms made from industrial components sourced by the Koch Brothers and inspired by Rupert Murdoch's Faux Noise, they are dangerous creatures, human jackals.

Clearly the Second Amendment has outlived its usefulness to a well-ordered society.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at December 15, 2014 04:03 PM (S4j28)

300 No frustration is an excuse to kill your family. Ever

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 04:03 PM (zOTsN)

301 There is no difference with what this man did, and what all the other men going into the woods this weekend did. Does you food have a name?

Posted by: Womyns Studies Major at December 15, 2014 04:04 PM (jucos)

302 Is it the red hair that causes the crazy?

Or the crazy causes the red hair?

-
It's the loss of the soul.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 15, 2014 04:04 PM (XUKZU)

303 I enjoy being so powerful that I can incite people to riot I've never met.

Cause women I don't know to swoon in fear.

Whole religions blame me for their every plague.

The world's scourge for the last 40 years.

Look on me and tremble.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 04:04 PM (RZzX3)

304 The last shootings occurred about four hours ago.

****


Factoring in battery life on the Rascal, he's within a 300' radius of the original site.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 15, 2014 04:04 PM (NeFrd)

305
Have they ruled out that it is not an "Islam is a religion of Peas and Carrots" thing yet?

...'Cause that whole ginger thing reeks of strong ties to carrotist groups.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 15, 2014 04:04 PM (/dvmK)

306 288

But the BIL is on something and no one on his side will confront it. I tried. I'll try again Christmas.

Tip: Only use plastic utensils during all meals.

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 04:04 PM (XzRw1)

307 I just hope he spared the children.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 04:06 PM (1Y+hH)

308 Is it hunting season in the PA woods?

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 04:06 PM (XzRw1)

309 But the BIL is on something and no one on his side will confront it. I tried. I'll try again Christmas.


Tip: Only use plastic utensils during all meals.



Sporks.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 04:06 PM (BTVka)

310 I enjoy being so powerful that I can incite people to riot I've never met.

Cause women I don't know to swoon in fear.

Whole religions blame me for their every plague.

The world's scourge for the last 40 years.

Look on me and tremble.


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 04:04 PM (RZzX3)



Bitch, please.

Posted by: alexthechick - The Perfect 3 and Destoyer of All at December 15, 2014 04:06 PM (mf5HN)

311
In case you forgot, one of the 1993 World Trade Center bombers was a ginger. And not a white boy convert.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 04:06 PM (CMkNk)

312 Look on me and tremble.




Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 04:04 PM (RZzX3)


***


Um...you've got something hanging off the end of your nose....

...no, to the left...

...your left...

...okay, got it. Now, what were you saying?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 15, 2014 04:06 PM (NeFrd)

313 No frustration is an excuse to kill your family. Ever
---------

Damn, beat me to it!

Posted by: Cap'N Obvious at December 15, 2014 04:06 PM (Ab1ey)

314 It is time for a national police force to crack down on American lawlessness and political crimes.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at December 15, 2014 04:06 PM (S4j28)

315 Vic, I know someone whose ex is about to get sole
custody of the kids because he ex played HS football with the judge.
Tell us how that's a fucking "fair shake."




Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 15, 2014 04:03



That sounds like a story made up by a woman. Don't try to Femsplain it to us, sexist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 15, 2014 04:06 PM (NtzGn)

316 In 1954, my mother's family implored her not to marry my father - a former Marine who had just served in the Korean "police action." They were concerned he would snap and slay her in her sleep.

Marines had already been painted with the psycho killer brush way back then.


Posted by: kathysaysso at December 15, 2014 04:06 PM (jPT60)

317 wow vic. srsly?

Posted by: willow at December 15, 2014 04:07 PM (nqBYe)

318 296 Vic, I know someone whose ex is about to get sole
custody of the kids because he ex played HS football with the judge.
Tell us how that's a fucking "fair shake."


Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 15, 2014 04:03 PM (ZKzrr)

Extreme rare and will probably be overturned. I personally know of a case where wifey got custody and she was a known hard drug user and it was brought up in court. Down here it is a 99% probability that in a custody battle wife will get the kids.

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 04:07 PM (u9gzs)

319 314 It is time for a national police force to crack down on American lawlessness and political crimes.
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at December 15, 2014 04:06 PM (S4j2


And they should be albino negroids. Because, EEOC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 04:07 PM (CMkNk)

320 313 No frustration is an excuse to kill your family. Ever
---------

Damn, beat me to it!
Posted by: Cap'N Obvious at December 15, 2014 04:06 PM (Ab1ey)


Except if your family is the Manson family.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 04:08 PM (CMkNk)

321 Do carrots make your hair red?

Is the whole carrots in Jello a ginger plot?

Tune in, turn on.

News at 11.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 04:08 PM (RZzX3)

322 A guy in PA was framed by an ex during a breakup recently. She planted child pron on his PC.

Except Princess vampire used one of ther devices to do it, and loaded it after he had exited the house. But it took months to resolve that mess.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 15, 2014 04:08 PM (Spluw)

323 And they should be albino negroids. Because, EEOC.



Transparency, yo!

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 04:09 PM (BTVka)

324 well than, if the courts deal with him unfairly by all meaNS HE SHOULD BE MAD ENOUGH TO KILL OR RIOT , LOOT, ETC

Posted by: willow at December 15, 2014 04:09 PM (nqBYe)

325
This saying is probably older than me, but as a child I used to hear:

"Better to be dead than red on the head."

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 04:09 PM (1Y+hH)

326 #IllGoToRangeWithYou


Too soon ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 15, 2014 04:10 PM (ViF0c)

327 If my last name was Stein, I would propose to Tessa. That's how much I love comedy.

Posted by: Garrett at December 15, 2014 04:10 PM (LkLg4)

328 "I personally know of a case where wifey got custody and she was a known hard drug user and it was brought up in court"

I was called as a witness in a family court hearing* - and the twit still kept custody, even after she was jailed...

*so yeah, I know a bit about what really happened. I'm still amazed at the judge.

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 15, 2014 04:10 PM (/jpU8)

329 I know someone whose ex is about to get sole

custody of the kids because he ex played HS football with the judge.

Tell us how that's a fucking "fair shake."


(Anecdote++) != (DATA)

Posted by: schmuckatelli at December 15, 2014 04:10 PM (NUCTk)

330 325 "Better to be dead than red on the head."
Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 04:09 PM (1Y+hH)


Redheads turn me on. Yum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 04:10 PM (CMkNk)

331 O/T: Magistrate Daryl Pearce granted Sydney imam bail as a "simple matter of fairness."

Fairness. Fair.
I don't think that word means what they think it means.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2014 04:10 PM (ABcz/)

332 "Better to be dead than red on the head."
Posted by: Meremortal
------------------

It's a dirty slanderous lie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2014 04:10 PM (l1zOH)

333 ugh, nevermind, prayers for the families, or what's left of them.

Posted by: willow at December 15, 2014 04:10 PM (nqBYe)

334 If this guy turns out to be a Muslim, they'll name a street after him in Philly.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 15, 2014 04:11 PM (0LHZx)

335
301 Does you food have a name?
Posted by: Womyns Studies Major at December 15, 2014 04:04 PM (jucos)


My balogna has a first name,
It's O-S-C-A-R.
My balogna has a second name,
It's M-E-Y-E-R...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 15, 2014 04:11 PM (/dvmK)

336 Except Princess vampire used one of ther devices to do it, and loaded it after he had exited the house. But it took months to resolve that mess.
--
Jesus. Evil.

Did she go to jail for possessing it? I don't think there's an exception in the law for possessing it just to frame your ex.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 15, 2014 04:11 PM (ZPrif)

337 Redheads turn me on. Yum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton
-------------------

* edges away from Sefton *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2014 04:11 PM (l1zOH)

338
Redheads turn me on. Yum.


Me too. Just don't give them your phone number.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 04:11 PM (1Y+hH)

339 MAYBE it's because Jihadis aren't "crazy" in the
sense of actually being mentally unbalanced and not responsible for
their choices, but are only "crazy" in the sense of "I can't understand
why someone would make that choice," and would probably be much better
described as "evil."











Naaa. Couldn't be.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) - TrueCon at December 15, 2014 03:53 PM (kff5f)


Well, I was thinking specifically of guys who were ostensibly peaceful, law-abiding, mostly secular muslims until the gears stripped on their governor, and they became "sudden jihadis". Like the douchebag who shot up a Jewish center in Seattle a few years ago.


And on that red-haired, red beard thing. Remember, mohammed was known to dye his hair and beard with henna, and many devout male muslims do that to this day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2014 04:11 PM (8Fl6F)

340 337 * edges away from Sefton *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 15, 2014 04:11 PM (l1zOH)


Women. Women!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 04:11 PM (CMkNk)

341 "She planted child pron on his PC. "



She could have just called us.

Posted by: NSA at December 15, 2014 04:12 PM (LA7Cm)

342 Probably already said, but 'I question the timing.' Washington City regime and so on and so forth.

Posted by: Erowmero at December 15, 2014 04:12 PM (go5uR)

343 In a news article dated 12/13/14, it says that the Monis was granted bail "yesterday", presumably 12/12/14 and the magistrate said he granted bail "as a simple matter of fairness." That didn't work out too well. See WZ.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 15, 2014 04:12 PM (XUKZU)

344 Women. Women!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 04:11 PM (CMkNk)

I can vouch for this.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2014 04:12 PM (Zu3d9)

345 The chicken I ate last night must have been named Chewie.

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 04:12 PM (MDgS8)

346 Didja see that the protesters in Oakland who have
chained themselves to the police station brought lawn chairs with them
so they could fight the man in comfort? That's thinking ahead.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 15, 2014 03:54 PM (XUKZU)


Should just run up and steal their lawn chairs from under them. What are they gonna do, chase you?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2014 04:13 PM (8Fl6F)

347 339 Remember, mohammed was known to dye his hair and beard with henna, and many devout male muslims do that to this day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2014 04:11 PM (8Fl6F)

As I mentioned earlier, Mahmoud Abouhalima, a 1993 WTC Bombing plotter was as redheaded as Carrot Top.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 04:13 PM (CMkNk)

348

Extreme rare and will probably be overturned.
Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 04:07 PM (u9gzs)

************
This is the correct answer.

Without starting a pissing match, family law is horribly skewed in favor of women.

I was told ghey marriage would fix that. It has not.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 15, 2014 04:13 PM (vgIRn)

349 Extremism in the pursuit of insanity is no vice.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 04:13 PM (RZzX3)

350 >>>>mohammed was known to dye his hair and beard with henna, and many devout male muslims do that to this day.

I don't think there's any indication Ginger Boy here is muztard

Posted by: Bigby's Hand Sanitizer at December 15, 2014 04:13 PM (3ZtZW)

351 It's cool J.J. - we're not here to judge.


Mockery and derision, however, are still on the table.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 15, 2014 04:13 PM (ViF0c)

352 Women. Women!



Hear hear!!

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 04:13 PM (MDgS8)

353 Just another case of a white man doing what white men do.

Posted by: Shaniqua Ordelia Chartreuse Kwame at December 15, 2014 04:14 PM (5UYtO)

354 346 Should just run up and steal their lawn chairs from under them. What are they gonna do, chase you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2014 04:13 PM (8Fl6F)


Throw bags of feces and urine at them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 04:14 PM (CMkNk)

355 From what I could gather, it looks like he killed the ex-wife and her entire family, except for one. As far as I can tell, the kids are still alive.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 04:14 PM (KuU4f)

356 Does you food have a name?
Posted by: Womyns Studies Major


My balogna has a first name,
It's M-O-N-S.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 04:14 PM (BTVka)

357 Another pressing question, is Shep on this ?

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 04:14 PM (XzRw1)

358 351 It's cool J.J. - we're not here to judge.


Mockery and derision, however, are still on the table.
Posted by: ScoggDog at December 15, 2014 04:13 PM (ViF0c)


Mockery. Isn't that an Irish name?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 04:14 PM (CMkNk)

359 Look on me and tremble.

BOO!!

signed, white men everywhere.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 15, 2014 04:15 PM (0HooB)

360 I don't think there's any indication Ginger Boy here is muztard

Posted by: Bigby's Hand Sanitizer at December 15, 2014 04:13 PM (3ZtZW)

You noticed?

Forget it though...this is AoSHQ.....the meme is solid, so facts need not interfere.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2014 04:15 PM (Zu3d9)

361 257
This was a "Family" squabble. Now we all have family squabbles but most
don't degenerate into Murder. And who is the crazy one in your family:
The crazy uncle, the crazy brother or sister, the senile old man, or is
it YOU!

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 03:55 PM (Zmw74)

Glad
we just got our I-594 universal background
checks in WA that are eerily similar to the "reasonable" restrictions on "sales
and transfers" that PA has.
Now we can enjoy the "reasonable" restrictions AND the violence we were promised would not occur.

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2014 04:15 PM (sDapq)

362 Except Princess vampire used one of ther devices to do it, and loaded it after he had exited the house. But it took months to resolve that mess. -- Jesus. Evil. Did she go to jail for possessing it? I don't think there's an exception in the law for possessing it just to frame your ex.
Posted by: Costanza Defense

Supposedly, they were trying. here's the scary part. I first heard about this from a friend that worked in a counselling place. They were coaching him through this ugly time. Then I saw an article detailing such a case in a town in western PA, and asked the friend if that was it. Turns out, there have been at least two cases of this in PA. In the Western PA case, they were going to hit her with the child pron charge.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 15, 2014 04:15 PM (Spluw)

363 Damn J.J. - why must you mock my people like that ?


#StandWithDrunkWhitey

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 15, 2014 04:16 PM (ViF0c)

364 Don't try to Femsplain it to us, sexist.
Extreme[sic] rare
(Anecdote++) != (DATA)

You guys are no different from Al Gore. Something challenges your closely-held belief? It doesn't exist, and shit all over anyone who noticed this thing that doesn't exist.

I'll be in AtC's corner, waiting for my mother to call and tell me my nephews won't be coming to Christmas because their dad's got 'em, and y'all go fuck yourself.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 15, 2014 04:16 PM (ZKzrr)

365 Not that rebellious when the College Prez joins you in your ... occupation of the College Prez office holiday party.
--
Ivy League President Participates In Ferguson "Die-In" Protest... Campus Police Not Amused... http://shar.es/13AKeJ via @WeaselZippers

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 15, 2014 04:17 PM (ZPrif)

366 Mockery. Isn't that an Irish name?



Scottish. Sean Mockery.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 04:17 PM (BTVka)

367 Philadelphia eagles lost last night. Coincidence?

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2014 04:18 PM (sDapq)

368 He lives like a mile from me. That's my hood. Sigh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 15, 2014 04:18 PM (r+7wo)

369 This thread could go south in a hurry. I'm out.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 15, 2014 04:18 PM (NeFrd)

370 Just like Jihadi Jane, who's house was like half a mile from mine.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 15, 2014 04:18 PM (r+7wo)

371 Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 15, 2014 04:16 PM (ZKzrr)

Obviously there are terrible stories on both sides, but it does seem as though these decisions are biased against the fathers.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2014 04:18 PM (Zu3d9)

372 Just like Jihadi Jane, who's house was like half a mile from mine.
Posted by: chique d'afrique



Dayum chique. Move!

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 04:19 PM (BTVka)

373 369 This thread could go south in a hurry. I'm out.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 15, 2014 04:18 PM (NeFrd)


It did about 200 comments ago. But stay for the moughery mockery.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 04:19 PM (CMkNk)

374 Needless to say, we are staying indoors today.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 15, 2014 04:19 PM (r+7wo)

375 Easy Heather. If you're short two kids for the Holidays, I'll just loan you mine.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 15, 2014 04:19 PM (ViF0c)

376 "My call to end one of our society's most quietly racist rituals: demanding Muslims condemn every act of terror."

Muslims do condemn terror. Followed by:

"BUT."

"The Jews are to blame!"

"This wouldn't happen if you met our demands."

"Next time will be worse."

"We're the victims."

Posted by: despair at December 15, 2014 04:20 PM (dcY7v)

377 Ivy League President Participates In Ferguson "Die-In" Protest

Seems to be a lot of that going around, huh?
Obama sides with rioters.
DeBlasio sides with rioters.
DiFi sides against CIA.

Think people will finally catch on that working security for the government doesn't mean that government leaders consider themselves on the same side?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2014 04:20 PM (ABcz/)

378 OT:
OT:
President Obama's Joke Calling Troops 'Santa in Fatigues' Silences Audience
Brietbart


Preznit Shit Midas never disappoints.


Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 04:20 PM (XzRw1)

379 371 Obviously there are terrible stories on both sides, but it does seem as though these decisions are biased against the fathers.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2014 04:18 PM (Zu3d9


Kramer vs. Kramer. For real.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 04:20 PM (CMkNk)

380 Society is falling apart, going to hell in a handbag and speaking of which do the Knicks play tonight?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 04:21 PM (Zmw74)

381 378 OT:
OT:
President Obama's Joke Calling Troops 'Santa in Fatigues' Silences Audience
Brietbart


Preznit Shit Midas never disappoints.


Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 04:20 PM (XzRw1)



I would rather turn down the Medal of Honor than have that fucking bastard pin it on me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 04:21 PM (CMkNk)

382 300
No frustration is an excuse to kill your family. Ever

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 04:03 PM (zOTsN)
Can we make an exception for annoyances?


Posted by: Grace Dunham at December 15, 2014 04:22 PM (sDapq)

383 OT but at least this is getting out into the world a little bit:

At RCP:

"All money spent by the federal government is under the ultimate control of Congress. If they choose, lawmaker can issue extremely detailed instructions on how federal dollars are spent. For proof, look no
further than the 1,695 page spening bill passed by Congress over the weekend.

A particular phrase, "none of the funds" appears in the bills more than 450 times. In each case, Congress used those words to dictate how much money can and cannot be spent."

Looks like the GOPe leaders have learned well from their President.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 04:22 PM (1Y+hH)

384 380 Society is falling apart, going to hell in a handbag and speaking of which do the Knicks play tonight?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 04:21 PM (Zmw74)


Wow. Knicks is very close to "niggs." Spike Lee must be stoned.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 04:22 PM (CMkNk)

385 President Obama's Joke Calling Troops 'Santa in Fatigues' Silences Audience
Brietbart


Preznit Shit Midas never disappoints.


Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 04:20 PM (XzRw1)

The shithead was in NJ today fowling the earth at McQuire- Dix

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 04:22 PM (Zmw74)

386 President Obama's Joke Calling Troops 'Santa in Fatigues' Silences Audience
Brietbart




I don't get it.

Maybe that's the point.

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 04:23 PM (MDgS8)

387 So the dad shouldn't get to have his sons every other Christmas?
Probably shouldn't get them every other weekend either I'll wager.
But make damn sure he's responsible for every dollar it takes to raise them.
GFY

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 15, 2014 04:23 PM (aVY3U)

388 'Santa in Fatigues'????

Geez, talk about reducing them to Peace Corps-like international do-gooders.
No, Mr. President, they have weapons and the skills - and will - to use 'em to protect America.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2014 04:23 PM (ABcz/)

389 Well, I guess I know what the Big Story on Action News will be this evening.
#Montco Stwong

Posted by: This is a Faux News Alert at December 15, 2014 04:23 PM (hKyl0)

390
"She got the uranium mine and I got the shaft"

Posted by: Zombie Jerry Reed at December 15, 2014 04:24 PM (1Y+hH)

391 Here are the percentages according to this site:


Fathers with primary or sole custody runs 15%.

Joint physical custody runs 25%

Mother with primary or sole custody is 60%


But, single mothers have sole custody by default in 100% of the cases until ruled on otherwise by the courts.


Women getting custody probably much higher in the south.


http://is.gd/EFpGOU

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 04:24 PM (u9gzs)

392 At least parents have now been allowed to pick up their kids from school, so that's good.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 15, 2014 04:24 PM (r+7wo)

393 Dana Loesch @DLoesch
Media: "We don’t know attacker’s motivation.”

Terrorist: “I’m a terrorist. It’s a terror attack.”

Media: “Nuh uh."

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 15, 2014 04:24 PM (ZPrif)

394 Society is falling apart, going to hell in a handbag and speaking of which do the Knicks play tonight?


How's that little Lin fellow doing?

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 04:24 PM (MDgS8)

395
Mike Brown?

Angel in gym shorts.

Posted by: Zombie Jerry Reed at December 15, 2014 04:25 PM (1Y+hH)

396 How's that little Lin fellow doing?
Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 04:24 PM (MDgS


OK, but you can watch him for the whole game ans still be hungry 30 minutes later

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 04:26 PM (Zmw74)

397 bestest family squabble evar! remember flamethrower santa?

http://tinyurl.com/lwgevr5

Posted by: angry white manseses at December 15, 2014 04:26 PM (ucB75)

398 At least parents have now been allowed to pick up their kids from school, so that's good.
Posted by: chique d'afrique

Is this maniac holed up somewhere, or is he still on the loose?

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 15, 2014 04:26 PM (Spluw)

399
does his walker have pistol grips?

Posted by: kj at December 15, 2014 04:27 PM (lKyWE)

400 Let's be perfectly clear, I fully support single mothers in these custody cases.


Usually a few bucks at a time, but more so in the higher end joints.

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 15, 2014 04:27 PM (ViF0c)

401 Is this maniac holed up somewhere, or is he still on the loose?

Not sure. I have a friend spending the Holidays with her family up there, I hope she's OK.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 15, 2014 04:27 PM (0HooB)

402 398 Is this maniac holed up somewhere, or is he still on the loose?

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 15, 2014 04:26 PM (Spluw)


He had been holed up they thought but it turns out he wasn't there. He is on the lam now.

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 04:27 PM (u9gzs)

403

"Dayum chique. Move!"

She's in Philly. She's known this for years. Must be family or other strong reasons keeping her there.

Posted by: Zombie Jerry Reed at December 15, 2014 04:27 PM (1Y+hH)

404 How's that little Lin fellow doing?



Henry? Not good. Samcro had him whacked.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 04:28 PM (BTVka)

405 Obama, at N.J. base, declares turning point for US military


Yeah with Fredo at the helm, that's straight down the crapper

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 04:28 PM (Zmw74)

406 393
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 15, 2014 04:24 PM (ZPrif)


Actually it's

Media: Dude! Work with me, here!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 04:29 PM (CMkNk)

407 Blazing Death Torch?

http://tinyurl.com/lxfhlxs

Posted by: angry white manseses at December 15, 2014 04:29 PM (ucB75)

408 I'll be in AtC's corner, waiting for my mother to call and tell me my nephews won't be coming to Christmas because their dad's got 'em, and y'all go fuck yourself.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 15, 2014 04:16 PM (ZKzrr)



There, there. Don't worry, alex is here.

More importantly, alex has snickerdoodle magic cake and some nice beer.

Posted by: alexthechick - The Perfect 3 and Destoyer of All at December 15, 2014 04:29 PM (mf5HN)

409 405 Escort girls http://REGMODELS.RU
Posted by: Tina at December 15, 2014 04:28 PM (Ni+YE)


Could somebody step on this before they destroy Pixy?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 04:29 PM (CMkNk)

410 Blue Hen, still on the loose.

Zombie Jerry Reed, I do not live in Philadelphia. I live in a sleepy semi-rural/suburban town an hour away that just happens to have a crazy resident on the loose.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 15, 2014 04:29 PM (r+7wo)

411 GFY
Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 15, 2014 04:23 PM (aVY3U)

*********

Easy. 'Tis the season and whatnot.

But yeah, in the eyes of the law, we're sperm donors and wallets.

Lord forbid a man spend Christmas with his children.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 15, 2014 04:29 PM (vgIRn)

412 Lin is doing okay, doing great for an Ivy League-educated Asian-American, which type is not exactly over-represented in the NBA. He has some JWilliams moves, and when he's on, his shot is as practiced as anyone's. But physical limitations, in the context of the NBA, will probably keep him from reaching All-Star status. Still, one of the most fun guys to watch play. He's heaving and lunging on every play, making things happen.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 04:30 PM (2cS/G)

413 #Illrideawomanwhethershewantsitornot

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 15, 2014 04:30 PM (/nR7C)

414 Has the crazy PA guy killed anyone not in his family yet?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 15, 2014 04:30 PM (ZPrif)

415 Seth Rogen, Howard Stern liken Sony hack to terrorism This attack is no different than a 9/11-type attack

Yeah well 3000 ghosts beg to differ


Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 04:31 PM (Zmw74)

416 Since I don't want to go to Breitbart and pick up a parasitic computer virus, requiring I run a three hour scan on my computer to get rid of the thing, can someone tell me the context in which Preznit Dimwit used the term " Santa in Fatigues."?

Does he picture them like some cartoon character, dropping pretty wrapped bombs down some terrorist's chimney? Flying a drone disguised as a sleigh over ISIS, frying one of their commanders?

Or Santa in like delivering care packages to ebola victims in Sierra Leone?

Posted by: Jen the original at December 15, 2014 04:31 PM (cPPlg)

417 escort girl link bwahahah

Posted by: thathalfrican at December 15, 2014 04:31 PM (R5HRU)

418 415
Has the crazy PA guy killed anyone not in his family yet?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 15, 2014 04:30 PM (ZPrif)

No

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 04:31 PM (u9gzs)

419 The impetus is towards awarding the children to the mother. Generally women are somewhat better at nurturing children than men.

More men have outside long hour jobs that make scheduling for children's problems difficult.

This has led to a tendency to also award the family dwelling to the mother and child support payments.

This all leads the men to feel put upon as they no longer have the family unit to aid their physical and mental well being and perhaps their entire feeling of worth. Recently more and more women are filing for divorce so the male feels even more put upon because he feels that this was all brought on by the female. Of course this probably isn't true.

But because men and women sometimes (most of the time?) talk past each other or speak words that carry different meanings it is difficult to know who's at fault (if anyone) and who's the innocent (if anyone).

Either or both sides have unredressed grievances through out this process that can (and do) lead to bad choices of action and irrational thought processes that escalate the bad feelings on all sides.

I blame society, Television and Movies and Radical Feminism (communist inspired) for creating a climate where by reasonable resolutions seem unlikely and the system is unable to do so humanely because it's not a humane system.

Trust (derived from similar attitudes), religion and amount of time having known someone are the best indicators for the longevity of a marriage.

They can still blow up due to one party undergoing a drastic mental/emotional experience that modifies all previously known (by the spouse especially) references.

Trust degrades till they are strangers. Which is where religion can come into play and where longevity of experience with a person may help the acceptance of the other.

Frankly anyone who gets married these days is gambling with their and their future family's lives in one way or another.

Caveat Emptor.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 04:32 PM (RZzX3)

420 Still, one of the most fun guys to watch play. He's heaving and lunging on every play, making things happen.
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 04:30 PM (2cS/G)


For a semi-white guy you mean?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 04:32 PM (Zmw74)

421 My town is so safe that the time my driver's side mirror got lopped off by a passing truck, the cop got there like 5 minutes after I called. I hate Philly and rarely go there (mostly only airport runs when necessary).

So please know what is going on before you comment on my situation.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 15, 2014 04:32 PM (r+7wo)

422 escort girl link bwahahah
Posted by: thathalfrican



Goes to a retirement home in Boca?

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 04:32 PM (BTVka)

423
Goes to a retirement home in Boca?


Yeah, one that sells lace wigs and Caterpillar filters.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 15, 2014 04:34 PM (0HooB)

424 More from Breitbart:

President Obama said, "We are free and
safe and secure over here because you are willing to serve over there,"
adding "You never stop serving, you never stop giving, you guys are like
Santa in fatigues. [pause - no laughter at laugh line] Although I bet one of those C-130'sis a little more
efficient then Santa's sleigh."


So I guess more in an "aw, you guys are so cute when you 'give' us freedom" way? I have no idea...

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2014 04:35 PM (ABcz/)

425 Seth Rogen, Howard Stern liken Sony hack to terrorism This attack is no different than a 9/11-type attack

heh. Kinda sucks when crazy places do crazy things. And decide that the target du jour will be celebrities and a media/entertainment company.
Did they care when conservatives were targeted by this government?
I kinda doubt it.
Did they care when people were butchered and pres boyfriend laughed it off as workplace violence?
I kinda doubt it.

Enjoy the shit sandwich.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 15, 2014 04:35 PM (Spluw)

426 Now here is what I find offensive that came in my e-mail


FL state capital OKs Satanic Christmas display

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 04:36 PM (u9gzs)

427 So its a good thing I have decided to ignore the world this Monday afternoon.

Oh Empress, the naughty list. You added T. Jeff to it this morning? Just double checking to make sure the back-up copy of the list is up to date.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 15, 2014 04:36 PM (TSuBZ)

428 >>Seth Rogen, Howard Stern liken Sony hack to terrorism This attack is no different than a 9/11-type attack

Ugh, remember how Hollywood was all a-scared at their first awards show after 9-11, so convinced that the terrorists MUST want to take them out, what with them being so damn important and all.
Looks like they're still high on their own imagined importance.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2014 04:37 PM (ABcz/)

429 For a guy who didn't grow up a five star recruit and then coast through one year of a basketball factory, I mean. Works for what he gets, and it shows.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 04:38 PM (2cS/G)

430 So its a good thing I have decided to ignore the world this Monday afternoon.

Oh Empress, the naughty list. You added T. Jeff to it this morning? Just double checking to make sure the back-up copy of the list is up to date.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 15, 2014 04:36 PM (TSuBZ)



Mais naturellement!

Posted by: alexthechick - The Perfect 3 and Destoyer of All at December 15, 2014 04:38 PM (mf5HN)

431 Please get it right.

Former hot Russian models in lace wigs ridding farm machinery to get in the next Hero Harvest of potatoes from Soviet Collective Farm #1138.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 15, 2014 04:38 PM (TSuBZ)

432 Seth Rogen, Howard Stern liken Sony hack to terrorism This attack is no different than a 9/11-type attack


It's those types of quotes that convince me those people are living in an alternate universe with a different reality than the rest of us. We can see and hear them, but what they say is mostly idiotic nonsense.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 15, 2014 04:38 PM (0HooB)

433 Seth Rogen, Howard Stern liken Sony hack to terrorism This attack is no different than a 9/11-type attack It's those types of quotes that convince me those people are living in an alternate universe with a different reality than the rest of us. We can see and hear them, but what they say is mostly idiotic nonsense.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire

These are the people who have fences and gated communities and armed bodyguards. But who despise peasants for having or wanting them. They blather about 'fair share' while accountants, managers and lawyers ensure that their tax profile is lean.

This list goes on.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 15, 2014 04:41 PM (Spluw)

434 For a guy who didn't grow up a five star recruit and then coast through one year of a basketball factory, I mean. Works for what he gets, and it shows.
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 04:38 PM (2cS/G)


Hey I was only kidding. I like the guy alot and only wish him the very best. HE was the most exciting to happen to the Knicks in the last 6 years

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 04:41 PM (Zmw74)

435 A particular phrase, "none of the funds" appears in the bills more than 450 times. In each case, Congress used those words to dictate how much money can and cannot be spent."


But there's absolutely no way Congress can stop Obama's illegal illegal alien amnesty.

Posted by: despair at December 15, 2014 04:41 PM (dcY7v)

436 258
I never understand in these divorce situations where people push each other to the edge. Not saying he wasn't wacko and there wasn't a good reason for divorce, but I have a guess some sort of easier give and take would have been reasonable.

--

Divorce is a very painful and destructive process.

If a couple "falls out of love" but has young kids, imo they need to try 200% to stay together nonviolently for the kids sake. I know that's an unpopular opinion these days, but when there are kids, I think it's better for a couple to fake it til they make it rather then split up.
Commitment.

Posted by: @votermom at December 15, 2014 04:43 PM (cbfNE)

437 Posted by: despair at December 15, 2014 04:41 PM (dcY7v)

Especially without the will to do so.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 04:43 PM (RZzX3)

438 Seth Rogen is the perfect example of why, if one is inclined to do drugs, moderation is key.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 15, 2014 04:44 PM (/nR7C)

439 So I guess more in an "aw, you guys are so cute when you 'give' us freedom" way? I have no idea...
Posted by: Lizzy at December 15, 2014 04:35 PM (ABcz/)

When you have never served in the armed forces, and have almost no experience with those who do prior to assuming office, and your speech writers are of the same level of ignorance, you get those kind of thank you notes.
It's the Disney version of writing about what they know nothing of....

Posted by: Jen the original at December 15, 2014 04:44 PM (cPPlg)

440 Posted by: @votermom at December 15, 2014 04:43 PM (cbfNE)

Disagree. I think if you're in a loveless marriage it's better to get out. Both parties will be happier and thus better parents.

Posted by: thathalfrican at December 15, 2014 04:45 PM (R5HRU)

441 has young kids

I think it is even more important with teenagers. Suck it up, bury the hate, until they have left the house.

Posted by: Jean at December 15, 2014 04:45 PM (RizLv)

442 If a couple "falls out of love" but has young kids, imo they need to try 200% to stay together nonviolently for the kids sake. I know that's an unpopular opinion these days, but when there are kids, I think it's better for a couple to fake it til they make it rather then split up.
Commitment.



I think sometimes one spouse becomes disgusted with the other.

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 04:46 PM (MDgS8)

443

man gets 'psychologically abused' by court system kills wife=MURDERDEATHKILLER

woman gets 'emotionally abused' kills husband = JUSTIFIED

Posted by: SJW Handbook- Chapter 11- root causes at December 15, 2014 04:46 PM (NUCTk)

444 Stand by reserve marine, served 3 months in Iraq



Sounds like he is a reservist they are discharging. If he is using a walker he should be medically discharged already. Something does not smell right

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 04:46 PM (41f2R)

445 So when will the US media climb on the bandwagon with this case? US Marine is in jail in the Philippines on charges of murder. Prosecutors accuse the Marine of strangling Laude after finding out in the hotel room in 'Po City that Laude was trans-gendered.

http://tinyurl.com/qhqpygn

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 15, 2014 04:47 PM (TSuBZ)

446 Now here is what I find offensive that came in my e-mail


FL state capital OKs Satanic Christmas display
Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 04:36 PM (u9gzs)

We now just approved the same type of display in MI on the Capitol lawn. Why?
Because there is a request to permit a nativity scene(which has yet to be approved).

Posted by: Jen the original at December 15, 2014 04:47 PM (cPPlg)

447 The Obama administration can expect a knock-down battle with the next Congress over its announced $3 billion contribution to the United Nations-affiliated Green Climate Fund, a centerpiece of talks over a new treaty on greenhouse gas emissions held in Lima, Peru, last week.

If they think they are going to get all that money for the fund, theyre mistaken, a senior aide to Sen. James Inhofe, R-Okla., told Fox News.

Yeah pardon me if I don't hold my breath????

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 04:47 PM (Zmw74)

448 "She planted child pron on his PC. "


Bitch set him up!

Posted by: Zombie Marion Berry at December 15, 2014 04:47 PM (INsv5)

449 Disagree. I think if you're in a loveless marriage it's better to get out. Both parties will be happier and thus better parents.
Posted by: thathalfrican

Almost all divorces invloce acrimony. that process may (or may not) be worse thatn atempting to dwell together peaceably.

The problem is, if the afection and lines of communication were there, the divorce process would be easier. But then, he need for it may not exist.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 15, 2014 04:48 PM (Spluw)

450 The woman claims self defense?

The man kills the family claiming what, exactly?

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 04:48 PM (41f2R)

451 Posted by: SJW Handbook- Chapter 11- root causes at December 15, 2014 04:46 PM (NUCTk)

Well, it's many times "woman get physically abused kills husband = JUSTIFIED.

My only problem in those case is that the woman waits so long to leave or get help. Or never does and then strikes out. (finally)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 04:48 PM (RZzX3)

452 If he is using a walker he should be medically discharged already. Something does not smell right
Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 04:46 PM (41f2R)

Maybe but some of that paperwork moves real slow

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 04:48 PM (Zmw74)

453 but I have a guess some sort of easier give and take would have been reasonable.

...
You are familiar with the species "Contemporaria Amerinaca Femalica," right?


Time to retire your asshats for the day.

Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2014 04:48 PM (DL2i+)

454 If a couple "falls out of love" but has young kids, imo they need to try 200% to stay together nonviolently for the kids sake. I know that's an unpopular opinion these days, but when there are kids, I think it's better for a couple to fake it til they make it rather then split up.
Commitment.
Posted by: @votermom at December 15, 2014 04:43 PM (cbfNE)


**********

We've officially replaced diamonds as a girl's best friend.

Posted by: No-fault divorce laws at December 15, 2014 04:49 PM (vgIRn)

455 FL state capital OKs Satanic Christmas display


Blood Orgy!

Posted by: Squirrely Squirrel at December 15, 2014 04:49 PM (INsv5)

456 If a man could get a fair shake in family court this kind of shit would not happen.

let's be further ludicrous.

Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2014 04:49 PM (DL2i+)

457 Posted by: Blue Hen at December 15, 2014 04:48 PM (Spluw)

So what's the loveless couple supposed to do? They probably aren't having sex or being even remotely intimate? Cheat? That devalues marriage in and of itself.

Posted by: thathalfrican at December 15, 2014 04:49 PM (R5HRU)

458 441 has young kids

I think it is even more important with teenagers. Suck it up, bury the hate, until they have left the house.
--

Yeah , I agree - minor childron is what I should have said.
Once the kids are grown, go ahead and let your freak flags fly.

Posted by: @votermom at December 15, 2014 04:50 PM (KKlao)

459 Yeah, he was definitely the most exciting thing to happen on the Knicks in years. I miss the brief interval when both the Celtics and Knicks were contenders, hasn't been much of a rivalry since Ewing. Either one team has sucked, or they both have.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 04:50 PM (2cS/G)

460 Re: The Satanic scene display on the Capitol lawn? I would consider it appropriate to have one on the lawn when the legislature schedules a Satanic Celebration Day and closes all public offices.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 15, 2014 04:50 PM (cPPlg)

461 "They were concerned he would snap and slay her in her sleep. "


So, how did it turn out?

Did he end up killing her?

Posted by: jwest at December 15, 2014 04:50 PM (vwlGK)

462 What's with all the Satan hate?

With the exception of the human sacrifice, the abuse of children and the loss of one's soul, what's the problem?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 04:51 PM (RZzX3)

463 In my old Guard unit had one guy on active duty orders for almost two years as he fought for a service related medical disability claim.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 15, 2014 04:51 PM (TSuBZ)

464
There isn't a one size fits all solution for divorce. I let her keep the house and money. I stayed nearby. We had the kids one night at her house, one night at mine. I even moved from my favorite place to unloved CT because she got a good job here.

I contradict myself. There is a best way. Put the kids first.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 15, 2014 04:51 PM (JtwS4)

465 Studies on children of divorced parents do not support the "they're better parents, divorced" assertion.

Posted by: LadyS at December 15, 2014 04:51 PM (5dip8)

466 So what's the loveless couple supposed to do

--

Decide to be loving.
Recommit to the kids & each other.
Forgive and start over.
Relearn friendship.

Posted by: @votermom at December 15, 2014 04:52 PM (KKlao)

467 Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 04:41 PM (Zmw74)

Don't forget the seven minutes when Carmelo Anthony actually played both ends of the court......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2014 04:52 PM (Zu3d9)

468 Posted by: @votermom at December 15, 2014 04:52 PM (KKlao)

And if that's not possible? Then what?

Posted by: thathalfrican at December 15, 2014 04:54 PM (R5HRU)

469 Qbs on Facebook up for something more lighthearted. Let the mocking of Johnny 3andOut begin.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 15, 2014 04:54 PM (z/Ubi)

470 Posted by: @votermom at December 15, 2014 04:52 PM (KKlao)

But usually, if they're both evolved enough to be able to implement any of those choices, they probably wouldn't be contemplating divorce anyhow.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 04:55 PM (RZzX3)

471 I love how the TV news report are stressing that the guy is a veteran who served in Iraq more than the fact that there was a custody dispute.

However, if it's a devotee of the religion of pieces who has ISIS flags and death to infidels on his facebook page, motives remain unknown for as long as possible.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 15, 2014 04:55 PM (r+7wo)

472 462
What's with all the Satan hate?

With the exception of the human sacrifice, the abuse of children and the loss of one's soul, what's the problem?


Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 04:51 PM (RZzX3)

Thank you! Now breaks over. Everybody back on your head.

Posted by: Satan at December 15, 2014 04:55 PM (sDapq)

473 I point this out only to note that no one in the press is currently saying things like, "The most important thing to reduce the blowback against white males," nor are any white males saying "I'm chiefly worried about how this will effect me."

Therein lies the difference between Muslims and white males.

I guarantee you every white male out there is saying "shoot the SOB, I have no sympathy."

Well, all except pajama boy, who thinks guns are icky.

Posted by: pep at December 15, 2014 04:56 PM (4nR9/)

474 Don't forget the seven minutes when Carmelo Anthony actually played both ends of the court......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 15, 2014 04:52 PM (Zu3d9)

I must have blinked and missed that


My staff are being assholes today. Idiots- right before Xmas Bonus time

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 04:56 PM (Zmw74)

475 The Gingers strike again.

Posted by: Kirk at December 15, 2014 04:56 PM (GBnWt)

476 Um, a woman killing an abusive boyfriend is not the same as a man going on a shooting spree and killing his ex-wife and her family.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 15, 2014 04:56 PM (r+7wo)

477 468 Obviously some couples will split up no matter what.
I don't think the "no-fault" thing helps though.
I think society functions better when there is pressure to stay together - it makes parents less "what about meeee" ish.

Posted by: @votermom at December 15, 2014 04:56 PM (cbfNE)

478 462 What's with all the Satan hate?

With the exception of the human sacrifice, the abuse of children and the loss of one's soul, what's the problem

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 15, 2014 04:51 PM (RZzX3)


Satan/Cruz 2016

Posted by: RWC at December 15, 2014 04:58 PM (KTZSY)

479 MSNBC Host: Its Too Early To Tell If Muslim Man Asking For ISIS Flag Was Motivated By Islam



The NBC journalist Diaz-Balart is talking with is the same one who recently claimed that Islamic lone wolf terrorism is not a religious issue.


Weasel Zippers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 04:58 PM (Zmw74)

480 Speaking of basketball, I'm still on proverbial tenterhooks, waiting for the "call sheet" for January and February prep games. Deadline for changes was yesterday, next scheduled broadcast is the 19th, so I expect the schedule soon. The magic number is five. I want to work five of the ten games I know are already paid for, sponsored. There are twenty others still in marketing/scheduling phase, and I want some of those too, but I'd be thrilled if I can get five gigs out of the solid ten games we're already contracted for.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 04:59 PM (2cS/G)

481 Shocker Eric Holder Gushes Over NBA Players Wearing Race-Baiting I Cant Breathe T-Shirts, Compares Them To Jackie Robinson



Theres a reason Holder is friends with scumbags like Al Sharpton.

Weasel Zippers

And we pay him?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 05:00 PM (Zmw74)

482 Decide to be loving.

Recommit to the kids each other.

Forgive and start over.

Relearn friendship.

Posted by: @votermom at December 15, 2014 04:52 PM (KKlao)

seconded

Posted by: Dandolo at December 15, 2014 05:00 PM (0XBx+)

483 Time for the MILITARIZED THUG COPS!!!!!!!11!!! again

Posted by: local SWAT team at December 15, 2014 05:00 PM (aK4Bt)

484 Ever time I refresh the Thread I think it says "German" on loose in suburbs of Philly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 05:01 PM (Zmw74)

485 See, the same local NBC radio station emphasizing the crazy dude's veteran status just said there Iranian murderer's motives (the one in Sydney) are unclear.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 15, 2014 05:01 PM (r+7wo)

486 Posted by: local SWAT team at December 15, 2014 05:00 PM (aK4Bt)

Just try to hit the house your allegedly aiming at this time, please.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at December 15, 2014 05:02 PM (/nR7C)

487 Uggggh, who was I harassing this time?

Posted by: Navpopojoe at December 15, 2014 05:02 PM (aK4Bt)

488 German tourist, "Mein Gott Heinrich! Philly was ist?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 15, 2014 05:02 PM (TSuBZ)

489 Yeah, he was definitely the most exciting thing to happen on the Knicks in years. I miss the brief interval when both the Celtics and Knicks were contenders, hasn't been much of a rivalry since Ewing. Either one team has sucked, or they both have.

We have some young talent down here, like Tobias Harris who scored the game-winning bucket against Atlanta on Saturday. He's good, so that means he'll be traded away to another team soon.

I'm disappointed with the Magic. They're just another farm team, despite there already being a D-League. They could've gotten Phil Jackson down here and didn't do it. They let Shaq get away and didn't even get another center in the deal. I only watch them now if there's nothing else on, which isn't often. Episodes of Too Cute are more engaging: at least those have a happy ending.

I attended the very first Magic game they played here in town and was a big fan for a while. When I realized they were just going to develop players for championship teams instead of doing everything they can to win a championship themselves, I gave up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 15, 2014 05:02 PM (0HooB)

490 Decide to be loving.

Recommit to the kids each other.

Forgive and start over.

Relearn friendship.

Posted by: @votermom at December 15, 2014 04:52 PM (KKlao)

seconded
Friendship is very important, that and a lot of sex
can sometimes right the ship

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at December 15, 2014 05:02 PM (R8hU8)

491 478 -

Really, since none of us really know what hell is like, at most Satan is documented to mislead people when he takes their souls.

So it's sorta like having a friend who smokes too much pot. Totally unreliable, and completely incapable of following through on anything.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 15, 2014 05:03 PM (TOk1P)

492 BB, you're a Magic fan? I graduated HS with their GM, Rob Hennigan, haven't spoken to him since, but I've exchanged a few "Happy Holidays" with him over the interwebz. I've had a soft spot for the Magic since Shaq and Grant Hill.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 05:05 PM (2cS/G)

493 If you give this man a ride, sweet family will die.

Posted by: Jim Morrison at December 15, 2014 05:06 PM (l3vZN)

494 Shocker Eric Holder Gushes Over NBA Players Wearing Race-Baiting I Cant Breathe T-Shirts, Compares Them To Jackie Robinson



Theres a reason Holder is friends with scumbags like Al Sharpton.

Weasel Zippers

And we pay him?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 05:00 PM (Zmw74)

Yes, because Jackie Robinson was coddled through high school and college, given multi million/yr contracts to play in the NBA as a 19 year old, received multi million dollar shoe contracts and drove Porche's up the drive when MTV's Cribs is filming their homes.

They are exactly like Jackie Robinson and have his experiences to prove it......

Posted by: Jen the original at December 15, 2014 05:08 PM (cPPlg)

495 483 Time for the MILITARIZED THUG COPS!!!!!!!11!!! again
Posted by: local SWAT team at December 15, 2014 05:00 PM (aK4Bt)


One thing I saw in the article was that some people were ordered out of their homes in the vicinity of where the police thought the guy was hiding.

Under what circumstances, if any, can police order me off my own property? What happens if I refuse to leave?

On the other hand, if there was a gas leak in my neighborhood, you bet your ass I would evacuate.

Posted by: rickl at December 15, 2014 05:08 PM (zoehZ)

496 So what's the loveless couple supposed to do? They probably aren't having sex or being even remotely intimate? Cheat? That devalues marriage in and of itself.

Unless their wedding vows include, "until we stop feeling it", they should stick to their vows of "til death do us part".

Killing the marriage is the most devaluing thing they could possibly choose; cheating is a lesser evil (though still harmful).

Posted by: CM at December 15, 2014 05:08 PM (0NdlF)

497 seconded
Friendship is very important, that and a lot of sex can sometimes right the ship



Unless she has fires the Cheating Torpedo.
Then the ship sinks.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 05:10 PM (BTVka)

498
97
if they shoot him more than once in the hand, all gingers should riot.
Posted by: willow
Pottery Barn, Bed Bath and Beyond,and Trader Joe's hardest hit.

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2014 05:10 PM (wAQA5)

499 Doesn't anybody want to ride with me????

Posted by: Random Red-Headed White guy at December 15, 2014 05:10 PM (DLu2s)

500 Unless she has fires the Cheating Torpedo.
Then the ship sinks.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 05:10 PM (BTVka)
Correct!

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at December 15, 2014 05:10 PM (R8hU8)

501 FL state capital OKs Satanic Christmas display

Would that be a Satanists' display? Because I don't think Satanists celebrate Christmas. Or did the town basically authorize a Satanists' extortion of the Christmas story?

Posted by: bonhomme at December 15, 2014 05:11 PM (jhqr1)

502 Remember them doing that in Boston...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 05:11 PM (LA7Cm)

503 Posted by: chique d'afrique

Thanks about where you live, my bad.

And sock off.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 05:11 PM (1Y+hH)

504 Ace!

Sorry... Sir! We can haz new thread? The darkness is upon me again.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 15, 2014 05:12 PM (vgIRn)

505 483
Time for the MILITARIZED THUG COPS!!!!!!!11!!! again

ALL MOTHERS SHOULD REMOVE THEIR INFANTS FROM ALL CRIBS. ALL CITIZENS SHOULD BRING THEIR PETS INSIDE THEIR HOMES AND SHELTER IN PLACE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE BY CIVIL AUTHORITIES. THAT IS ALL.

eot

Posted by: Local PSA at December 15, 2014 05:12 PM (XzRw1)

506 Or did the town basically authorize a Satanists' extortion of the Christmas story?

Drop a fiver in the donation pot, or baby Jesus gets it!

Posted by: Satanist in a Nativity Scene at December 15, 2014 05:12 PM (0NdlF)

507 Wow...if you make marriage a death sentence you're not making it a very attractive option.

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 05:13 PM (MDgS8)

508 Posted by: CM at December 15, 2014 05:08 PM (0NdlF)

Going through a rough patch is different from a total loveless marriage or a divide that's so wide you can't cross it.

Posted by: thathalfrican at December 15, 2014 05:13 PM (R5HRU)

509 Bob Beckel's name is an onomatopoeia for what it sounds like when he speaks, and furthermore, he has that Innsmouth look. No coincidence.

Posted by: Zadok Allen at December 15, 2014 05:14 PM (0A/Ay)

510 BB, you're a Magic fan? I graduated HS with their GM, Rob Hennigan, haven't spoken to him since, but I've exchanged a few "Happy Holidays" with him over the interwebz. I've had a soft spot for the Magic since Shaq and Grant Hill.

Well, I was. Not as enthusiastic as I once was, part of which was for B'Boy Squared, who was 6ft tall at age 14.

I've got a picture around here somewhere of their former GM, John Gabriel. I played a Christmas gig he attended some years ago.

Hennigan did great for OKC. Hope he does something down here. They should start trying soon. I hope. Maybe.

Any time now will be fine...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 15, 2014 05:14 PM (0HooB)

511 Unless she has fires the Cheating Torpedo.

Then the ship sinks.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 05:10 PM (BTVka)

But can be buoyed by lesbo action with hot friend countermeasures with adequate photo-documentation. Give and take, people.

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2014 05:14 PM (sDapq)

512 Effing ginger madman. This is going to kill David Caruso's career.

Posted by: Dang, looking at the big picture at December 15, 2014 05:15 PM (MNq6o)

513
507 Wow...if you make marriage a death sentence you're not making it a very attractive option.
Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 05:13 PM (MDgS



Every marriage that doesn't end in divorce ends in death.

Posted by: Shallow thoughts at December 15, 2014 05:15 PM (z/Ubi)

514 Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 05:10 PM (BTVka)

I don't think cheating should automatically mean divorce.

Posted by: thathalfrican at December 15, 2014 05:15 PM (R5HRU)

515 gee - i hope a Black cop shoots him.

then we can all loot Jos A. Bank!

Posted by: Waldo at December 15, 2014 05:15 PM (M1MpJ)

516 I can't even fathom being mad enough at a spouse that you make your children orphans.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 15, 2014 05:15 PM (KuU4f)

517 "Because I don't think Satanists celebrate Christmas. "


I was wondering the same. Christmas would the antithesis to a true Devil Worshipper so I can't imagine them observing it in any way. This has to be some sort of generic Satanic display.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 05:15 PM (LA7Cm)

518 Mic check.

Posted by: dogfish at December 15, 2014 05:16 PM (1vYi0)

519 Effing ginger madman. This is going to kill David Caruso's career.


Oooh. We should end the thread here so we can go out on top.

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 05:16 PM (MDgS8)

520 Meremortal, I would have been less snitty if I knew it was you.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at December 15, 2014 05:16 PM (r+7wo)

521 gee - i hope a Black cop shoots him.

then we can all loot Jos A. Bank!


Posted by: Waldo

Book stores!

Posted by: Dang at December 15, 2014 05:16 PM (MNq6o)

522 Going through a rough patch is different from a total loveless marriage or a divide that's so wide you can't cross it.

Funny how generations of humanity managed it before. Divorce is a luxury of the bored and wealthy.

When even arranged marriages can make it work, that tells you something's wrong with the concept of "loveless" marriages that "need divorce". Did someone threaten death to get those initial wedding vows exchanged?

Posted by: CM at December 15, 2014 05:16 PM (0NdlF)

523 Regarding this marriage/divorce business, it would be great if one partner could change the other by trying harder. The truth is though, you can't. You never will.

If your partner is done, so are you.

Just be sure before you agree to the divorce though, and make sure you are not the one giving up before it's time.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 15, 2014 05:17 PM (TOk1P)

524 This is cool!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvDw9LRcA7I


And totally doesn't have any spiders in it.

Posted by: junior at December 15, 2014 05:17 PM (UWFpX)

525 521
gee - i hope a Black cop shoots him.

then we can all loot Jos A. Bank!




Posted by: Waldo

Book stores!


Posted by: Dang at December 15, 2014 05:16 PM (MNq6o)

Board up the Pottery Barns.

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2014 05:18 PM (sDapq)

526 But can be buoyed by lesbo action with hot friend countermeasures with adequate photo- documentation.



So she gets strange twice and all you get are pics?
Pass.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 05:18 PM (BTVka)

527
I was wondering the same. Christmas would the antithesis to a true Devil Worshipper so I can't imagine them observing it in any way. This has to be some sort of generic Satanic display.


It's be nice to see a little of that civil disobedience I hear so much about these days.

Someone should torch that display. "But officer, I was just making it authentic!"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 15, 2014 05:18 PM (0HooB)

528 What's up with Italian gingers BTW?



WTF?

Posted by: eleven at December 15, 2014 05:18 PM (MDgS8)

529 521
gee - i hope a Black cop shoots him.

then we can all loot Jos A. Bank!

After we loot the GAP.

Posted by: Whitey at December 15, 2014 05:18 PM (XzRw1)

530 So she gets strange twice and all you get are pics?

Pass.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 05:18 PM (BTVka)

You're doing it wrong.

Posted by: flounder at December 15, 2014 05:19 PM (sDapq)

531 Drop a fiver in the donation pot, or baby Jesus gets it!

That's the implied meaning of extortion. The literal meaning is to twist or jerk away.

IE A Satanists Nativity display is a twisted version of a Christian Nativity display.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 15, 2014 05:20 PM (jhqr1)

532 Someone poke Drudge with a stick to see if he's still alive.

Posted by: Whitey at December 15, 2014 05:20 PM (XzRw1)

533 Here, corgi corgi corgis!

Posted by: Country Singer at December 15, 2014 05:20 PM (nL0sw)

534 gee - i hope a Black cop shoots him.

then we can all loot Jos A. Bank!

After we loot the GAP.

Posted by: Whitey

Tractor Supply hardest hit.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 15, 2014 05:20 PM (l3vZN)

535 Meremortal, I would have been less snitty if I knew it was you.
Posted by: chique d'afrique

It's OK, love. I was trying to defend you in my typically clumsy way and blew it.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 05:20 PM (1Y+hH)

536
gee - i hope a Black cop shoots him.

then we can all loot Jos A. Bank!
Posted by: Waldo
.........................
Whole Foods and Neiman Marcus!

Posted by: wth at December 15, 2014 05:21 PM (wAQA5)

537 Tractor Supply hardest hit.

Don't forget Putz Golf.

Posted by: Whitey at December 15, 2014 05:21 PM (XzRw1)

538 Posted by: CM at December 15, 2014 05:16 PM (0NdlF)
Just because they managed it doesn't mean it was a good thing.

Just to be clear I'm not saying people should divorced at the drop of a hat. It's a very serious thing to even consider much less go through with it. But sometimes it is the best thing for one or both parties.

Posted by: thathalfrican at December 15, 2014 05:21 PM (R5HRU)

539 gee - i hope a Black cop shoots him.

then we can all loot Jos A. Bank!
Posted by: Waldo

Human chain surrounding Nike Outlet?

Posted by: Whitey at December 15, 2014 05:23 PM (XzRw1)

540 Here's a thought. How 'bout you only marry someone you actually are fond of, and think would make a good spouse and parent. Not just a main squeeze, but a lifelong love. Then work like hell on making that so.

Fuck no-fault divorce with the barbed cock of satan, from whence it came.

Then, if all hell does break loose and divorce is required, worry more about the kids than about yourself, which is your job as a parent anyway.

And put the damned guns away until you are done resolving the issues.

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 15, 2014 05:23 PM (g+qqc)

541 As a self appointed spokesperson for the White Male Community and head of my own civil rights organization--The Vanilla Aggregation---I want to be the first to go on the nets and denounce this sort of violence. I also will accept donations and demand equal representation on womens' swimming teams.

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at December 15, 2014 05:24 PM (NHtMs)

542 Oh God.

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 15, 2014 05:24 PM (XzRw1)

543 When even arranged marriages can make it work, that tells you something's wrong with the concept of "loveless" marriages that "need divorce". Did someone threaten death to get those initial wedding vows exchanged?
Posted by: CM at December 15, 2014 05:16 PM (0NdlF)

But, but, but, I thought romance would go on FOREVER!! And I'm a special snowflake that must be propped up even when I'm a complete asshole! Or else I'm taking all my toys and leaving, and not giving you any!

Posted by: your average divorcee at December 15, 2014 05:26 PM (g+qqc)

544 Just checking back in ... does Heather need to borrow my kids for the Holidays or not ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at December 15, 2014 05:27 PM (xWPj1)

545 I like to go swimmin'
with bow-legged wommen'
and swim between their legs....

Posted by: hopped up on something? at December 15, 2014 05:27 PM (g+qqc)

546 I like to go swimmin'
with bow-legged wommen'
and swim between their legs....
Posted by: hopped up on something?


Don't stop now...

Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at December 15, 2014 05:29 PM (NHtMs)

547 @522 When even arranged marriages can make it work, that tells you something's wrong with the concept of "loveless" marriages that "need divorce". Did someone threaten death to get those initial wedding vows exchanged?
---------------------

One of the more amusing Mormonad tv spots from a while back had a couple watching a movie in a theater. The action on-screen involved a married couple who had decided that the only option left was divorce... only to suddenly overhear the couple in the audience talking about how things in the movie marriage were surmountable.

Posted by: junior at December 15, 2014 05:30 PM (UWFpX)

548 "What's up with Italian gingers BTW?"

Gingers on spiritual steroids.

Very dangerous and often irresistible.

Posted by: Meremortal at December 15, 2014 05:31 PM (1Y+hH)

549 @524


Crap. I got Willowed.

Figures...

Posted by: junior at December 15, 2014 05:31 PM (UWFpX)

550 Just because they managed it doesn't mean it was a good thing.

Generations of families passing down the family name and traditions and surviving the challenges of the past is not a good thing?

Fathers and mothers, who have reared their child from birth, using their adult wisdom to select a lifelong partner for the child, is not a good thing?


But sometimes it is the best thing for one or both parties.

Divorce can only ever be a lesser evil. Let us not mislabel things. Amputating your limbs may be necessary, but how many amputees can you find calling it the "best thing"?

And in the modern context, this "loveless" marriage was voluntarily joined in the first place. Divorce is a bandaid fix on a broken culture and a broken conception of intersexual relationships.

Posted by: CM at December 15, 2014 05:32 PM (0NdlF)

551
That's the implied meaning of extortion. The literal meaning is to twist or jerk away.


This blog is edumacational!

Posted by: CM at December 15, 2014 05:34 PM (0NdlF)

552 Posted by: CM at December 15, 2014 05:32 PM (0NdlF)

Marriage is the institution that keeps society moving forward as you said passing down traditions and values which is a good thing.

Arranged marriages are not good things. If you value freedom to create your life as you see fit - for better or worse - arranged marriages cannot be apart of your value system.

Regarding divorce being a lesser evil; what a spouse is being abused? Or they are being cheated on often? What if one of the partners changed for the worse?

These things happen.

Posted by: thathalfrican at December 15, 2014 05:36 PM (R5HRU)

553 Arranged marriages are not good things. If you value freedom to create your life as you see fit - for better or worse - arranged marriages cannot be apart of your value system.

Show me the child who does not need parents, and I'll believe that arranged marriages might not be good things.

Freedom is not the most important goal of human existence. Doing the right thing is. Freedom for its own sake is self-destroying. Freedom for the purpose of doing the right thing, is what a sustainable and good society is structured around.

That freedom is being destroyed by the modern divorce system. Those "not good" arranged marriages are better for society and freedom than what we have today.


Regarding divorce being a lesser evil; what a spouse is being abused? Or they are being cheated on often? What if one of the partners changed for the worse?

Abused spouse - an evil. Divorce may in certain situations be the lesser evil. Cheated on - an evil. Divorce could be a lesser evil. Partners changed "for the worse" - may be an evil. Divorce could be a lesser evil.

In all cases, divorce is an evil. If you're a Christian, note that God hates divorce.


These things happen.

Divorce does not just "happen". Divorce is when one partner or another goes back on their wedding vows and seeks to break up their marriage. In the modern system, this is unilateral and extremely destructive to families.

Posted by: CM at December 15, 2014 05:54 PM (0NdlF)

554 I better go lock the door.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 15, 2014 06:09 PM (e8kgV)

555 Posted by: CM at December 15, 2014 05:54 PM (0NdlF)

And if the pair are physically/emotionally incompatible then what? Just tough it out? That's pretty shitty.

Being good to each other - which includes doing the right thing is most important I agree. God gave us the basis for a good society in The Ten Commandments not once does it mention divorce. In fact, can you show me a passage where God states he hates divorce? Not trying to be an ass, I really am curious.

So what you're telling me is; it's a lesser evil to get away from greater evils? Alright then.

Divorce should be absolute last resort, getting married should be taken very serious and not done on a whim. If two good people get married, try their damndest to make it work and it doesn't and they get divorced so be it.

Posted by: thathalfrican at December 15, 2014 06:10 PM (R5HRU)

556 And if the pair are physically/emotionally incompatible then what? Just tough it out? That's pretty shitty.

Don't get married. But man and woman are designed for each other - I'd like to know how exactly you can find a pair that cannot possibly get along - or if you could, explain how they got married in the first place.


In fact, can you show me a passage where God states he hates divorce? Not trying to be an ass, I really am curious.

Malachi 2:16

"I hate divorce," says the LORD God of Israel, "and I hate a man's covering himself with violence as well as with his garment," says the LORD Almighty. So guard yourself in your spirit, and do not break faith.

Are you Christian? Jesus has a few things to say about divorce that are extremely relevant - if you care about the 10 commandments, you should care even more what God took time to explain.


If two good people get married, try their damndest to make it work and it doesn't and they get divorced so be it.

By definition, those two people would not be good. They are demonstrated liars. "Till death do us part" before a crowd of witnesses, including each other's families - but "till we felt otherwise" in action.

Posted by: CM at December 15, 2014 06:20 PM (0NdlF)

557 I was responding specifically to the arranged marriages.

Yeah I'm a Christian, albeit not a super observant one I'm just now getting around to reading the Bible cover to cover.

By definition, those two people would not be good. They are demonstrated liars. "Till death do us part" before a crowd of witnesses, including each other's families - but "till we felt otherwise" in action.

Really? You have what I would call absurdly high standards, With no room for error.

Posted by: thathalfrican at December 15, 2014 06:34 PM (R5HRU)

558 Really? You have what I would call absurdly high standards, With no room for error.

You called them good to try to upsell divorce as a Good Thing. Try some basic substitution:

"If two good people murdered an innocent stranger, well, so be it." Clearly murder is okay as long as "good" people do it, no?

"What God has joined together, let no one separate."

Divorce is not good, and do not try to fool anyone else otherwise. You should question your thinking on why you have more of a problem with arranged marriages than divorce.

Posted by: CM at December 15, 2014 06:43 PM (0NdlF)

559 By the way, the Christian life is all about following "absurdly high standards".

"Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect."

-Jesus

In your cover-to-cover reading, it may be more fruitful for you to start with the Gospels so you know what Jesus taught his disciples.

Posted by: CM at December 15, 2014 06:46 PM (0NdlF)

560 Posted by: CM at December 15, 2014 06:43 PM (0NdlF)

I never said divorce was a good - it's an unfortunate thing - but it can lead to better outcomes for people.

BTW - equating murder with divorce is so morally ridiculous I don't even know how to respond.

I have a problems with divorce and arranged marriage because one leaves no freedom for the people to go out and live life to find their own mate. The other isn't great either but it's not forced upon you.

Last time I checked the only perfect person was nailed to the cross. Perfection is unattainable on earth. I'm not saying we shouldn't try to be the best we can be I'm just saying it's unreal.

Posted by: thathalfrican at December 15, 2014 07:58 PM (R5HRU)

561 Okay so the rest of the media (including Drudge) didn't pick up on this murder rampage because...

Posted by: Corona at December 15, 2014 08:09 PM (fh2Y7)

562 I never said divorce was a good - it's an unfortunate thing - but it can lead to better outcomes for people.

You didn't call it good. But you felt it important for divorce to be an option for "good people". As opposed to all of the other people? Are "bad" people ruining divorce for the "good" people?

Divorce is not "unfortunate". No married couple minding their own business suddenly finds themselves divorced due to bad luck. Divorce occurs because at least one of the parties chooses to dissolve the marriage that they originally created.

The point of bringing up murder is that the people being "good" is irrelevant to judging the action. The action is what it is, the actor's identity is irrelevant.


I have a problems with divorce and arranged marriage because one leaves no freedom for the people to go out and live life to find their own mate. The other isn't great either but it's not forced upon you.

Your personal dislike for arranged marriage does not make it "not good". Arranged marriages are able to work, and have traditionally worked.

And the point was not that we need to make arranged marriage more common - the point is that "some marriages just can't work" is a lie. When even an arranged marriage can work - the only reason the voluntary marriage does not work is because of lack of will.


Perfection is unattainable on earth. I'm not saying we shouldn't try to be the best we can be I'm just saying it's unreal.

You don't think God knows we're not perfect? But he tells us to be perfect anyways. We can ponder why, but in the meantime, obedience is to do what we're told.

Step 1 is to know what perfect is - which is what God's standards are. "God hates divorce".

Posted by: CM at December 15, 2014 08:26 PM (0NdlF)

563 Yeah, halfrican, "CM" is either a troll, or needs to rein in the self-righteousness a bit.

I could fill libraries with lists of things I've done that God "hates."

Fortunately, none of them matter anymore.

Romans 3:23-24

Posted by: A Regular Joe at December 15, 2014 08:30 PM (yxw0r)

564 I'll leave it at this CM feel free to respond if you wish


I believe God has at least much common sense as we do. Calling divorce evil is asinine IMO. Evil is murder - not divorce.

Posted by: thathalfrican at December 15, 2014 08:37 PM (R5HRU)

565 Calling divorce evil is asinine IMO.

Look at all the men destroyed by divorce and alimony/child support payments, and tell me it is not evil.

Look at all the women who dissolved their marriages thinking there was something better out there - but wind up used, unmarried, and alone - and tell me divorce is not evil.

Look at all the children scarred by divorce - themselves more likely to divorce - emotionally broken by the rejection of the relationship that produced themselves - and tell me that divorce is not evil.

Do you think God hates divorce because it's mostly harmless, but sometimes a good thing? Or because it is destructive and harms all touched by it?

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