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Morning Thread (12-15-2014)

Weekend, we barely knew ye.

Posted by: Andy at 06:46 AM




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1 Good Morning Morons. Today is Monday, December 15, 2014. On This day in 1939 Gone With The Wind premiered in Atlanta, GA. I thought the movie was OK but the book blew chunks.

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:46 AM (u9gzs)

2 Good Morning, all

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 15, 2014 06:46 AM (irGEw)

3 Muzzies are on the rampage in Sydney Australia.


http://is.gd/cXU9NY

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:46 AM (u9gzs)

4 TX considering open carry of handguns for next year.


http://is.gd/QtOlh1

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:47 AM (u9gzs)

5 This is one of the major reasons I left CA and all big cities. When I lived in the Bay Area if I didn't make it to the freeway before 3:30 pm it would take me until after 5 pm to get home in what should have been a half hour drive. The mornings were not bad but the afternoons were hell.


http://is.gd/87hVcl

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:47 AM (u9gzs)

6 Jeb is making noises again about running in 2016. Well, the RNCe money men like him, but they are probably the only Republicans who do.


http://is.gd/p7sp1P

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:47 AM (u9gzs)

7 Democrats are divided on their direction for 2016. Will it be Lyingwatha or Scankles. I say Scankles will not get it and it is doubtful that Lyingwatha will either.


http://is.gd/OVpFh5

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:47 AM (u9gzs)

8 A Cambridge, MA school has removed Santa from its Christmas celebration because one idiot parent complained. It's time school officials grew a pair and told some of these complainers to stick it up their ass.


http://is.gd/5pBcOk

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:48 AM (u9gzs)

9 Why should my taxes pay for superbowl insurance? More subsidies for rich people.


http://is.gd/crHqrJ

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:48 AM (u9gzs)

10 As predicted, Obamacare is killing hospitals all across America. I have said before that was the intent as the feds nationalize medicine in the US.


http://is.gd/wkKrcu

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:48 AM (u9gzs)

11 Arrest made in the shooting death of that Auburn football player. Yes, another black on black crime with silence from the MFM.


http://is.gd/IS6Lvv

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:48 AM (u9gzs)

12 Oakland commies are still infesting Ferguson.


http://is.gd/snkMLe

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:49 AM (u9gzs)

13 Morning daywalkers!

All hail the Vic News Service!

Posted by: Gmac at December 15, 2014 06:49 AM (4pjhs)

14 Long Island woman (or her lawyer) gets $1.12M for false arrest. So once again the taxpayers are held accountable. No word on what happened to the cop. Probably nothing.


http://is.gd/zfnllW

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:49 AM (u9gzs)

15

DAY 769

694 to go (767 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 06:49 AM (CMkNk)

16 The NLRB is supposed to be a neutral organization to insure fairness between business and labor. But thanks to Obama packing it with union lawyers it no longer is.


http://is.gd/35etk0

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:49 AM (u9gzs)

17 Obama's executive amnesty opens the fraud ridden child welfare payment program to even more fraud.


http://is.gd/IpFTaR

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:50 AM (u9gzs)

18 Cromnibus is chock full of special interest pork.


http://is.gd/dZwFyS

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:50 AM (u9gzs)

19 People whose homes were damaged by tropical storm Sandy and who took out loans from the SBA are sorry now because they could have got free money instead if they had waited. My question is this; why pay for high priced flood insurance when the government will give you free money instead?


http://is.gd/A8f7Xo

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:50 AM (u9gzs)

20 Sony issues a cease and desist to the MFM on publishing stolen information.


http://is.gd/nRX6uY

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:51 AM (u9gzs)

21 Ramirez


http://is.gd/GnJeCR

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:51 AM (u9gzs)

22 The Daily Deals


http://is.gd/TAJP32




That's it for today folks. Normal slow Monday.

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:51 AM (u9gzs)

23
Prayers for Australia.

They should hunt down and round up the families, friends and immediate neighbors of the hostage-takers, bring them to the scene and start cutting off fingers until the hostages are released.

Then, when all the innocent hostages are freed, kill the terrorists relatives anyway.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 06:52 AM (CMkNk)

24 Thanks Vic. Looks like you are over the brown.

Morning all. Hope the Aussie's open up their can of whoop-ass.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 15, 2014 06:53 AM (WHh0N)

25 20 Sony issues a cease and desist to the MFM on publishing stolen information.


http://is.gd/nRX6uY
Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:51 AM (u9gzs)


Let's see if Sony has more clout than the CIA or any Republican president.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 06:53 AM (CMkNk)

26 Looks like Berkeley Effigy Outrage is another ham-handed performance piece by loony lefty liberals. As we all expected.

Posted by: --- at December 15, 2014 06:55 AM (MMC8r)

27 I aim to know this next weekend far more intimately....

Wife will take two weeks leave or so...

#IllRideWithYou

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 15, 2014 06:56 AM (/4AZU)

28 The BBC is touting the "#I'llridewithyou" campaign hashtag on Twitter. For Muslims afraid to travel in Australia today, hooks them up with a native to "protect" the Muslim from the expected roving bands of Islamophobes.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 06:58 AM (2cS/G)

29 25 Let's see if Sony has more clout than the CIA or any Republican president.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 06:53 AM (CMkNk)

It will make an interesting case; FOP vs private information.

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:58 AM (u9gzs)

30 For Muslims afraid to travel in Australia today, hooks them up with a native to "protect" the Muslim from the expected roving bands of Islamophobes.

A) It never happens.

B) A 'native' wouldn't stop a violent attack.

Posted by: --- at December 15, 2014 07:00 AM (MMC8r)

31 29 It will make an interesting case; FOP vs private information.
Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:58 AM (u9gzs)


Having worked in show biz for a number of years whilst in LA, none of this surprises me. But I'm glad it gets aired in public. Then again, the LIV crowd probably could care less.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 07:00 AM (CMkNk)

32 Yes, the Muzzies need to be saved from justice.

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 07:00 AM (u9gzs)

33 I want a tee shirt protesting the death of Abraham Lincoln. "Watching Play Don't Slay."

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 15, 2014 07:01 AM (n8OVf)

34 Well, I see that the religion of Peace is still threatening people.
For Peace....
and shit.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 15, 2014 07:02 AM (irGEw)

35 33 I want a tee shirt protesting the death of Abraham Lincoln. "Watching Play Don't Slay."
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 15, 2014 07:01 AM (n8OVf)

"Sic Semper Tyrannis! Kennedys Back to Hyannis!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 07:03 AM (CMkNk)

36 Good Morning,
I woke up & want IHOP pancakes.

I'm going to search for most convenient one & bring my brother or roommate w/me.

Posted by: Carol at December 15, 2014 07:03 AM (sj3Ax)

37 A 'native' wouldn't stop a violent attack.

Not the kind that would be riding along in the first place, anyhow.

If I was an Aussie I'd be tempted to attack the "native' a lot more than I'd be tempted to attack a Muslim, I think.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 15, 2014 07:04 AM (SERlR)

38 36
Good Morning,

I woke up want IHOP pancakes.



I'm going to search for most convenient one bring my brother or roommate w/me.

Posted by: Carol at December 15, 2014 07:03 AM (sj3Ax)

I like their western omelets but the closest IHOP is 35 miles away.

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 07:05 AM (u9gzs)

39
At first, I thought the Darwin Award should go the fucking assholes tweeting selfless until I saw that some mongoloid Russkie news agency was publishing photos of the police snipers and their location.

Nice going.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 07:05 AM (CMkNk)

40
selfless = selfies


Auto-correct. The computer equivalent to liberalism.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 07:06 AM (CMkNk)

41 11 pm in Sydney. The hostage taker(s) must be getting tired. I saw that while I slept five people ran from the building, released apparently, so maybe this won't end as badly as I'd feared.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 07:06 AM (2cS/G)

42 >>>TX considering open carry of handguns for next year.

.
.
.
.We have that here in Kentucky already and I rarely see anyone open carry. Most people I know prefer to get the CC Permit. Not sure why that is. It probably has something to do with not needing to jump through any hoops to get a permit. The process is about 100x times easier than it was when I lived in CT.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 15, 2014 07:08 AM (AiKJm)

43 41 so maybe this won't end as badly as I'd feared.
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 07:06 AM (2cS/G)


Every innocent out alive, and every subhuman muzzie reduced to a liquified pool.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 07:08 AM (CMkNk)

44 "It's A Wonderful Life" was rated TV-PG.

Has it always been like that?

Posted by: Bretzysdude at December 15, 2014 07:09 AM (skfzM)

45 Well, the RNCe money men like him, but they are probably the only Republicans who do. Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 06:47 AM

You don't give "Republicans" enough credit, Vic. I'm betting that Teh Jebster has plenty of Establishment support, and he's poised to become the media's favorite rightwing candidate. As long as Karl Rove lives, there's always room for another Bush,,,,

Once he is nominated, the lefties will stomp him like an overripe pumpkin, but for right now he's their boy.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 15, 2014 07:11 AM (yAC3X)

46 44 "It's A Wonderful Life" was rated TV-PG.

Has it always been like that?
Posted by: Bretzysdude at December 15, 2014 07:09 AM (skfzM)


It gets very dark. Suicide themes and some mild-ish violence (Mr. Gower, and then the Pottersfield dream sequence is somewhat disturbing).



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 07:11 AM (CMkNk)

47 42 We have that here in Kentucky already and I rarely
see anyone open carry. Most people I know prefer to get the CC Permit.
Not sure why that is. It probably has something to do with not needing
to jump through any hoops to get a permit. The process is about 100x
times easier than it was when I lived in CT.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 15, 2014 07:08 AM (AiKJm)

TX was one of the few southern States that did not allow open carry. I have walked into banks down in GA with a .357 on my hip. I had a CC permit though too.

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 07:11 AM (u9gzs)

48 Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 06:58 AM (2cS/G)

Jeez. These BBC people are pitiful.

Bet there will be some nice snark on the Twittersphere.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 15, 2014 07:11 AM (WHh0N)

49 44
"It's A Wonderful Life" was rated TV-PG.



Has it always been like that?

Posted by: Bretzysdude at December 15, 2014 07:09 AM (skfzM)

That rating was tacked on after it became popular every Christmas on TV. When it was originally made there was no MPAA rating system.

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 07:13 AM (u9gzs)

50 44
"It's A Wonderful Life" was rated TV-PG.



Has it always been like that?

Posted by: Bretzysdude at December 15, 2014 07:09 AM (skfzM)
*******************
"Mah nose is bleedin', Burt!"-Brigadier General James Stewart

Posted by: Just some guy at December 15, 2014 07:14 AM (yxw0r)

51 45 You don't give "Republicans" enough credit, Vic. I'm
betting that Teh Jebster has plenty of Establishment support, and he's
poised to become the media's favorite rightwing candidate. As long as
Karl Rove lives, there's always room for another Bush,,,,

Once he is nominated, the lefties will stomp him like an overripe pumpkin, but for right now he's their boy.


Posted by: MrScribbler at December 15, 2014 07:11 AM (yAC3X)

On the contrary, I am crediting them with his only support. The base can not stand him.

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 07:14 AM (u9gzs)

52
I actually think it might work to our benefit if Jeb and Mitt (and Krispy Kreosote) run. They might eat each other alive in the debates and pave the way for "the conservative" whoever that may be.

Last time it was just the opposite. We had Mitt all by himself pitted against a field of non-establishmentarians.

We shall see.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 07:15 AM (CMkNk)

53 7: the DC subway has several free papers that i read on the way home from work. Todays Express (WashPost freebie) had a tongue bath of Lyingwatha (I cant remember the broads name). I think a 5 year old wrote it.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 15, 2014 07:15 AM (lmQtd)

54 Teh Jebster has plenty of Establishment support, and he's poised to become the media's favorite rightwing candidate.

Until he gets the nomination, after which he becomes evil incarnate in their eyes.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 15, 2014 07:16 AM (W5DcG)

55 Aussies - #IWillRideWITHYou


Texans - #IWillRideOVERYou

#IWROY

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 07:16 AM (KRm8p)

56 54
Teh Jebster has plenty of Establishment support, and he's poised to become the media's favorite rightwing candidate.



Until he gets the nomination, after which he becomes evil incarnate in their eyes.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 15, 2014 07:16 AM (W5DcG)

They will break out that BS about being an "electable moderate" again. By now there should not be anyone on the face of the earth who believes in that myth.

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 07:18 AM (u9gzs)

57 53 7: the DC subway has several free papers that i read on the way home from work. Todays Express (WashPost freebie) had a tongue bath of Lyingwatha (I cant remember the broads name). I think a 5 year old wrote it.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 15, 2014 07:15 AM (lmQtd)


We have several of those rags here in NYC. Essentially they print about a page or so of the daily press release from AP and the remaining 18 pages are adverts.

In short, the NY Times, but with a smidgen of integrity.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 07:18 AM (CMkNk)

58 "It's A Wonderful Life" was rated TV-PG.
Has it always been like that?
Posted by: Bretzysdude



Since the ratings came out, possibly.
Because bar scene & jumping off bridge.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 07:19 AM (KRm8p)

59 Listening to the AUS ABC feed. The apologists are out in full force. "The flag held up is not extremist." Dude must have not have gotten the memo that the terrorist wants an IS flag. IS flags must be a little hard to come by in AUS

And if you think #Illridewithyou is stupid, you are a hater. No mention of the hostage taker.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 15, 2014 07:19 AM (WHh0N)

60 #IWillRideWITHYou is just the Left acting out their biases that their fellow citizens are retrograde racist thugs, and that they are superior for standing against them.

It's a little street pageant of self-congratulatory masturbation.

Posted by: --- at December 15, 2014 07:19 AM (MMC8r)

61 Todays Express (WashPost freebie) had a tongue bath
of Lyingwatha (I cant remember the broads name). I think a 5 year old
wrote it.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 15, 2014 07:15 AM


You mean Fauxcahontas Warren, I think.

Democrats are really getting their groove on with candidates who a) are Historic Firsts and b) have little or no actual experience as productive human beings.

Warren will get the same unstinting praise and lack of scrutiny as Choom Boy, because how can you doubt someone who Breaks Barriers?

If "Republicans" put up another Boring White Guy candidate, they will be pilloried. Where can we find an AA lesbionic conservative?

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 15, 2014 07:21 AM (yAC3X)

62 Sony hacker must be silenced because execs might get fired

Snowden and Manning are heroes


I have that right?

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 07:23 AM (zOTsN)

63 We have that here in Kentucky already and I rarely see anyone open carry. Most people I know prefer to get the CC Permit. Not sure why that is.



Better to keep the bag guy guessing.
Bad guys are dumb, not stupid. Simple threat assessment.
"Who can do me most harm? Little old lady or guy with .45 on my hip?"

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 07:23 AM (KRm8p)

64 46 -

Maybe it's the religion based theme.

I'm sure there are some tv people who are most disturbed by that.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 15, 2014 07:23 AM (Dj0WE)

65 61 Where can we find an AA lesbionic conservative?
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 15, 2014 07:21 AM (yAC3X)


Tammy Bruce for $200, Alex.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 07:23 AM (CMkNk)

66 Listening to the AUS ABC feed. The apologists are out in full force. "The flag held up is not extremist."



Black flag not extremist. Pirates hardest hit.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 07:24 AM (KRm8p)

67 61: Warren, thats it. Forgot her name.

Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 15, 2014 07:25 AM (lmQtd)

68 Regarding the Sony hacker business, the thing I am enjoying the most is that a Rogan/Franco stoner movie is going to lead to World War 3.

That, and the fact that Lizzie Kaplan is hotter than a nuclear war. I want to have her babies.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 15, 2014 07:26 AM (Dj0WE)

69 Hospitals closing in inner cities. Food deserts in inner cities. Building set on fire in Ferguson. Empty, abandon lots in Detroit.

All unrelated to anything. Just 'bad luck'.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 15, 2014 07:26 AM (x2iT3)

70 And if you think #Illridewithyou is stupid, you are a hater.


Is that all they have? "You are a H8r?"
Well nanny nanny boo-boo. #IWROY.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 07:27 AM (KRm8p)

71 People worried about terrorism and terrorists in the midst of a terror attack are the problem. Clearly. #I'll Dir With You

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 07:28 AM (zOTsN)

72 Hospitals closing in inner cities. Food deserts in inner cities. Building set on fire in Ferguson. Empty, abandon lots in Detroit. All unrelated to anything.

Just 'bad luck'.



#BadLuckDemsNCharge

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 07:28 AM (KRm8p)

73 Mr. Scribbler,
First Good Morning.

Please save U.S. from yet another R moderate. Brandon called me Friday & said I had new R governor to look forward to. I told him Baker is on record saying he's left of Deval Patrick on social issues.

Will Massachusetts ever,elect a conservative? It's doubtful.

Posted by: Carol at December 15, 2014 07:28 AM (sj3Ax)

74 Morning all.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 07:29 AM (Zmw74)

75 They will break out that BS about being an
"electable moderate" again. By now there should not be anyone on the
face of the earth who believes in that myth. Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 07:18 AM


As you've already pointed out, the only ones who "buy" that tired bullshit are the ones who pull the strings. That's what got us Teh Mutt in '12. And will probably get us Jebbie in '16.

After seeing the recent pathetic Republican actions in Congress -- who the hell else would celebrate electoral victory by surrendering all power? -- and looking at the alleged anal-yses of those in the rightwing blogosphere, I'm pretty well convinced that defending this country from enemies within is no longer a viable option.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 15, 2014 07:29 AM (yAC3X)

76 I've got a new policy this Christmas season: I'm blunt. Yesterday at a Christmas cocktail party an acquaintance of mine said she was upset with the cops for the Garner death. So I calmly said she should support ending all the silly laws criminalizing selling cigs then. She said yeah, but racism. I pointed out (in a friendly way) that the leader of the cops on scene was a black woman sergeant and, oh by the way, even Gardners wife said "not a racist thing".

My friend was abashed that her conventional wisdom was wrong and walked away from me looking grumpy. Normally I don't bother arguing with idiots but I've sort of had it. People have to speak up and get into it if we expect change. There are just too many dummies out there getting their info from CNN or NBC, and therefore well propagandized but uninformed.

Posted by: MTF at December 15, 2014 07:30 AM (6um35)

77 "Who can do me most harm? Little old lady or
guy with .45 on my his hip?"



HIS hip. Sheesh, it's early.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 07:30 AM (KRm8p)

78 "I'll Die with You

"I'll Derp With You

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 07:30 AM (zOTsN)

79 Daily Gender Surprise

In reality, gender is another word for biological sex. It could also be described as the physical and actual physiological differences between the sexes. For some, however, gender is just what mood they are in when they wake up.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=7427

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 15, 2014 07:32 AM (lN8KC)

80 My friend was abashed that her conventional wisdom was wrong and walked away from me looking grumpy. Normally I don't bother arguing with idiots but I've sort of had it. People have to speak up and get into it if we expect change. There are just too many dummies out
there getting their info from CNN or NBC, and therefore well propagandized but uninformed.



Sweep the leg!

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 07:32 AM (KRm8p)

81 Had to have all of my "unavailable" dates for January and February submitted to the regional manager of the broadcast company by the 14th, yesterday. I submitted them a week ago, there are none, but I'm hoping that the 14th cut-off means that we're going to get the assignment sheet for Jan/Feb. today. It's an Excel doc with a bunch of cells waiting to be filled in with names in various columns, play-by-play, color, camera 1, camera 2, etc. I'm thinking between five and ten gigs would be great, less than five a bit disappointing, more than ten and I'll be pumped.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 07:34 AM (2cS/G)

82 Will Massachusetts ever,elect a conservative? It's doubtful.

Posted by: Carol at December 15, 2014 07:28 AM


Good morning, Carol.

You have to remember that by Massachusetts standards, Chaaaaahlie Bakah is indeed a flaming conservative. He won because Martha Croakley was simply too disgusting to light the liberals' fires.

Don't forget he was damn near the only non-Democrat to win in MA this year. Voters did pick a lesbian midget basketball player and a total mindless loon for the other big offices (AG and Treasurer).

Chaaaaahlie knows his base. The transition from Devil Patrick to Baker will be seamless.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 15, 2014 07:37 AM (yAC3X)

83 When we first moved to Arizona, it was pretty jarring for me to see folks with holstered sidearms not wearing a badge. You get used to it though.

Posted by: no good deed at December 15, 2014 07:37 AM (w3a0Z)

84 I'm thinking between five and ten gigs would be great, less than five a bit disappointing, more than ten and I'll be pumped.
Posted by: Lincolntf




When do we get to start calling you Marv Albert?

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 07:39 AM (KRm8p)

85 When we first moved to Arizona, it was pretty jarring for me to see folks with holstered sidearms not wearing a badge. You get used to it though.
Posted by: no good deed at December 15, 2014 07:37 AM (w3a0Z)


Then you will comfortable in Israel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 07:39 AM (Zmw74)

86 I prefer Johnny Most, thank you very much.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 07:40 AM (2cS/G)

87 What was Hillary saying about empathizing with our enemies? Try selling that in Australia.

Posted by: redenzo at December 15, 2014 07:40 AM (WCnJW)

88 Hostage taker has demanded an ISIS flag. The one he had hostages display is similar but is not the ISIS flag

Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 07:42 AM (zOTsN)

89 Morning...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 07:43 AM (LKaXp)

90 Hostage taker has demanded an ISIS flag. The one he had hostages display is similar but is not the ISIS flag
Posted by: ThunderB at December 15, 2014 07:42 AM (zOTsN)


Give him one with pig fat all over it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 07:44 AM (Zmw74)

91 Hostage taker has demanded an ISIS flag. The one he had hostages display is similar but is not the ISIS flag



Make it 5' x 8'. Easier to wrap him in it before burning it.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 07:44 AM (KRm8p)

92 I'm seeing Australians on twitter proclaiming that #IllRideWithyou is making them "proud to be Aussies"... um, that hashtag assumes that Aussies are racists out to kill Muslim citizens, it's OFFENSIVE to Aussies, duh!
America didn't need #illridewithyou after 9/11, the UK didn't need it after 7/7. And Australia doesn't need it today.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 15, 2014 07:45 AM (rldyO)

93 87 What was Hillary saying about empathizing with our enemies? Try selling that in Australia.

Let's just send Hillary off to live in Russia or Saudi. See how much empathy she develops.

Posted by: MTF at December 15, 2014 07:45 AM (6um35)

94 Posted by: redenzo at December 15, 2014 07:40 AM (WCnJW)

Not according to the dopes on teh twitter. Most are proud that they can show solidarity with their muslim brothers and sisters by following #Illridewithyou.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 15, 2014 07:45 AM (WHh0N)

95 Morning, Horde.

Posted by: fluffy at December 15, 2014 07:49 AM (Ua6T/)

96 $2.18/gal regular. No idea why diesel is $3.09 besides pure rape-rape.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 07:49 AM (KRm8p)

97 America didn't need #illridewithyou after 9/11, the UK didn't need it after 7/7. And Australia doesn't need it today. Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 15, 2014 07:45 AM

I'm all for taking the terrorist Muzzie scum for a ride, Family-style.

Don't forget the cannoli.....

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 15, 2014 07:51 AM (yAC3X)

98 $2.18/gal regular. No idea why diesel is $3.09 besides pure rape-rape.
Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 07:49 AM (KRm8p)


Yeah here in NJ I saw Gas at $2.21 this AM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 07:51 AM (Zmw74)

99 Diesel and home heating oil are pretty much the same product.

I wonder if North Sea Brent will drop below $60/bbl today.

Posted by: fluffy at December 15, 2014 07:52 AM (Ua6T/)

100 Teh tweet:

#illridewithyou hashtag incredibly offensive to Australians - implying that they are mindless bigots who will lash out at innocents!

#illridewithyou? No, #shameonyou, @BBC, for pushing the meme that Australians are violent bigots!

Posted by: @votermom at December 15, 2014 07:54 AM (sf55W)

101 Night/Morning all.

Here is "Hassan I Sahba" by Hawkwind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEmnqqFO1Gs

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 15, 2014 07:54 AM (lN8KC)

102 Yeah here in NJ I saw Gas at $2.21 this AM

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 07:51 AM


Still in the $2.80/$2.90 range here in Edge-of-the-Earth, MA.

Oil companies were smart enough to realize that diesel cars burn less fuel, and are themselves more expensive than gas-fueled counterparts.

So, "luxury" product requires "luxury" fuel.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 15, 2014 07:54 AM (yAC3X)

103 Fredo is being kept informed of the situation in Sydney. Now if I were one of the hostages, I can't tell ya who much that wouldn't mean shit to me and might even scare me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 07:55 AM (Zmw74)

104 Diesel and home heating oil are pretty much the same product.




I always get confused as to which one is tinted red. Road taxed one or exempt one.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 07:55 AM (KRm8p)

105 Mr. Scribbler,
At least Massachusetts has yet to reelect a retread like CA.

I don't expect much from Baker, except less spending.


I read weeks ago that he had hired "green energy" person.

Posted by: Carol at December 15, 2014 07:55 AM (sj3Ax)

106 We still got a hostage situation in OZ?


"
$2.18/gal regular."


Saw $2.16 at the QT yesterday. I was thinking it would settle down around $2 Jan/Feb. I may be high.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 07:56 AM (LKaXp)

107 Red is off-road, Rick. Just at bit of that dye will show in the tank for some time.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 15, 2014 07:56 AM (WHh0N)

108 Exempt is tinted, I believe.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 15, 2014 07:56 AM (irGEw)

109 Fredo is being kept informed of the situation in
Sydney.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 07:55 AM


Which side is "keeping him informed"?

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 15, 2014 07:57 AM (yAC3X)

110 Diesel has a higher tax than gas. Due to our devotion to ultra-low sulfur standards, diesel is a lot harder to make than it used to be. Often it's not even from the same refinery. In my opinion, the Big Move on diesel fuel absolutely strafed and cluster-bombed any chance we had to alleviate fuel shortages or achieve a higher mileage average -- for over a decade now. Someone out there just didn't want diesel cars.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 15, 2014 07:57 AM (xq1UY)

111 103 Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 15, 2014 07:55 AM (Zmw74)

Political Hat and I were having fun with some Oz bint....

she is convinced the US govt is engaged in a wartime propaganda siege of "good Islam"...

WHEEEEE Bronko Bama "Hammer of Jihad"

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 15, 2014 07:57 AM (/4AZU)

112 Morning 'Ettes and 'Rons! Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah! As per usual, the world is careening to hell in a handbasket so I am after something important-
I've probably missed the 'nog thread so today I ask:
Does anybody remember/know the joke about how an angel made it to the top of the Christmas tree?

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 15, 2014 07:58 AM (H9GMz)

113 Reports on FB, including from some Morons, that Lindt had refused to go "Halal" a few months ago and had been targeted for protests. I guess they skipped the protest and got right to the terror.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 07:58 AM (2cS/G)

114 96
$2.18/gal regular. No idea why diesel is $3.09 besides pure rape-rape.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 07:49 AM (KRm8p)

Diesel has always been higher due to excessive taxes.

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 07:58 AM (u9gzs)

115 Will someone please get the ass-clown in Oz an ISIS flag?
Big ass, honking ISIS flag.
Undeniably ISIS, we want to kill all infidels, big ass honking ISIS flag.

And then say to those idiots..."Now, do you believe that it's Islam related?"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 15, 2014 07:58 AM (irGEw)

116 So I assume the USA will be hit somewhere at Christmas. Rockefeller Center Tree? National Cathedral?

Anyone care to take a guess?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 07:59 AM (CMkNk)

117 "Sic Semper Tyrannis! Kennedys Back to Hyannis!"



Haha.

Posted by: toby928(C) is keeping a list at December 15, 2014 07:59 AM (rwI+c)

118 113 Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 07:58 AM (2cS/G)


I'm telling you. These Muzzies ain't kosher.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 07:59 AM (CMkNk)

119 "Someone out there just didn't want diesel cars."


I think it's all the particulate matter. They see that nasty black stuff come out of the exhaust and think "ooooohhhh, dirty." It's nothing. Settles to the ground. Soot.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 08:00 AM (LKaXp)

120 99
Diesel and home heating oil are pretty much the same product.



I wonder if North Sea Brent will drop below $60/bbl today.

Posted by: fluffy at December 15, 2014 07:52 AM (Ua6T/)

They put dye in one of them so that they can make sure you are paying the high road taxes on diesel fuel vs home heating oil.

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 08:00 AM (u9gzs)

121 116 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 07:59 AM (CMkNk)

I'm thinking Chicago or Dearbornistan...

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 15, 2014 08:00 AM (/4AZU)

122 What am I, chopped liver?

Mc Scribbler @61: Where can we find an AA lesbionic conservative?

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at December 15, 2014 08:01 AM (z899H)

123 Entire weekend lost due to wife having the flu. Just hoping it doesn't spread to the kid!

Posted by: Bigby's Hand Sanitizer at December 15, 2014 08:02 AM (3ZtZW)

124 110 Diesel has a higher tax than gas. Due to our devotion to ultra-low sulfur standards, diesel is a lot harder to make than it used to be. Often it's not even from the same refinery. In my opinion, the Big Move on diesel fuel absolutely strafed and cluster-bombed any chance we had to alleviate fuel shortages or achieve a higher mileage average -- for over a decade now. Someone out there just didn't want diesel cars.


Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 15, 2014 07:57 AM (xq1UY)


Well, good morning to YOU!

Posted by: Farmers and that sweet, sweet ethynol money (Tahnks, George Bush) at December 15, 2014 08:02 AM (uSAVP)

125 "Someone out there just didn't want diesel cars."

Coal powered (electric) cars are much cleaner. Nyuk.Nyuk.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 15, 2014 08:02 AM (W5DcG)

126 121 I'm thinking Chicago or Dearbornistan...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 15, 2014 08:00 AM (/4AZU)


It would have to be someplace of Christian significance. Then again, the National Cathedral just had an imam lead prayers a few weeks ago.

Dear Lord, this country is just infested with brain-eating vermin.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 08:02 AM (CMkNk)

127 Can we put an end to the remakes of that insipid "Annie" play/movie now? G-d, I hate that show.

Anybody who has see the previews of the current disaster could easily see what was coming. What a load of crap.

http://tinyurl.com/m372afb

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at December 15, 2014 08:02 AM (5Un6g)

128 $2.18/gal regular. No idea why diesel is $3.09 besides pure rape-rape.

Geesh. Regular unleaded in my neck of the woods is still at $2.52

Posted by: GMan at December 15, 2014 08:03 AM (sxq57)

129 "Hands up, don't Jihad!" is not a national security strategy.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at December 15, 2014 08:03 AM (z899H)

130 I think it's all the particulate matter. They see
that nasty black stuff come out of the exhaust and think "ooooohhhh,
dirty." It's nothing. Settles to the ground. Soot. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 08:00 AM


Newer diesel cars don't even pump out soot. They have very effective traps for all that particulate stuff.

A few years ago, I spent quite a bit of time driving a Mercedes "clean diesel." No one -- not even a few "experts" could tell it was a diesel. And an E-Class Mercedes that gets better than 30 MPG and has good performance is a thing of beauty, let me tell ya.

I liked the new VW diesels better, though.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 15, 2014 08:04 AM (yAC3X)

131 129 "Hands up, don't Jihad!" is not a national security strategy.
Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at December 15, 2014 08:03 AM (z899H)


#Don'tKEEEEEELme!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 08:04 AM (CMkNk)

132 113 Reports on FB, including from some Morons, that Lindt had refused to go "Halal" a few months ago and had been targeted for protests. I guess they skipped the protest and got right to the terror.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 15, 2014 07:58 AM (2cS/G)


I said this last nite in the hostages gone to chocolate thread. Australia will ban all pork products next.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 15, 2014 08:06 AM (uSAVP)

133 If Michael Brown had believed in 'Hands up, Don't Shoot' he'd be alive today.

Posted by: --- at December 15, 2014 08:06 AM (MMC8r)

134 127 Posted by: 1bulwetweft at December 15, 2014 08:02 AM (5Un6g)


The trade papers ripped it to pieces. Surprising considering Al Sharpton's ShitStorm Troopers are ready to react at the drop of a bribe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 08:06 AM (CMkNk)

135 Long time back, when diesel was a lower distillate and taxes were lower, the fuel was cheaper than gas -- especially during the lost decade when refineries were snapping shit to produce no-lead gas for the whole market.

Now, you get to choose whether you want to compete for motor fuel with the trucking, airline, and rail industries and every furnace in New England, or compete for your home heating fuel with all of industry, and the National Coal-Free Grid.

Diesel engines still go longer TBO. So still a good choice for tractors both farm and road, and possibly large stand-alone generators.

I use "red" in my tractor, quite legally. You can tell the difference in smoke and smell (50 years ago the slang for diesel engines was "smokers.") I consider it a safety factor, like those damned back-up beepers. "Smell that? Man working."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 15, 2014 08:07 AM (xq1UY)

136 >>> Does anybody remember/know the joke about how an angel made it to the top of the Christmas tree?

Santa having a bad day. Blah, blah, blah.

Angel asks, "Where should I put this tree, Santa?"

Posted by: fluffy at December 15, 2014 08:07 AM (Ua6T/)

137 Posted by: 1bulwetweft at December 15, 2014 08:02 AM (5Un6g)

#tomorrow-tomorrow

Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 15, 2014 08:07 AM (WHh0N)

138 Holy crap, ol' Smokin (crack) Joe hit another one out of the park didn't he, trying to lecture Hirsi Ali about Islam. No matter how bad TFG is, no one ever accused him of being stupid, and as an example of how not-stupid TFG is...three words that will immediately send a chill down the spine of anyone who does not subsist on paste and short bus windows...President Joe Biden.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 15, 2014 08:08 AM (6fyGz)

139 Fluffy,
I don't remember or even knew angel on top of tree was a joke.

Posted by: Carol at December 15, 2014 08:09 AM (sj3Ax)

140
I had wondered about the Annie movie. It sounds like they stripped any heart out of it and replaced it with materialism. Talk about missing the point.

And the SJW will claim it fails due to racism.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 15, 2014 08:09 AM (wrS2o)

141 'Contemporizing' Annie is a stupid idea. If it's not a Depression story it's really out of place.

Posted by: --- at December 15, 2014 08:09 AM (MMC8r)

142 Don't disagree. That's just I've heard people talk about. They see a truck going down the highway puffing "smoke" and they think it's filling the air with pollution.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 08:09 AM (LKaXp)

143 132 Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 15, 2014 08:06 AM (uSAVP)


Aside from violence (at present), there is virtually no difference between Islam and Leftists.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 08:10 AM (CMkNk)

144 Cheapest diesel here in SC is $2.74. And current heating oil prices (nationwide avg) is $3.22. Nobody local is listing their prices because in the winter they change daily.

Posted by: Vic at December 15, 2014 08:11 AM (u9gzs)

145 141 'Contemporizing' Annie is a stupid idea. If it's not a Depression story it's really out of place.
Posted by: --- at December 15, 2014 08:09 AM (MMC8r)


Then again, since about September of 2008, we've been in a Depression.

Not so farfetched.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 08:11 AM (CMkNk)

146 They put dye in one of them so that they can make sure you are paying the high road taxes on diesel fuel vs home heating oil.




VIA was correct. Exempt has red dye. Texas state troopers, (DPS), carry a small cup on the end of a long handle to dip in a semi's saddle tanks. If they see red, bad juju.

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 08:12 AM (KRm8p)

147 Jihadi Mohammed al-Costello yells 'Heeeeeey, AAAAbbbboooootttt!'

Posted by: --- at December 15, 2014 08:12 AM (MMC8r)

148 142 Don't disagree. That's just I've heard people talk about. They see a truck going down the highway puffing "smoke" and they think it's filling the air with pollution.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 15, 2014 08:09 AM (LKaXp)


Unless I'm wrong, I've heard tell that diesel exhaust is not nearly as polluting as the exhaust from gasoline.

Any chemical morons out there that can 'splain/confirm this?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 08:12 AM (CMkNk)

149 A lot of your tax dollars went into a lot of papers to make it common received knowledge that the large particulates in diesel soot were every bit as hazardous as the small particulates we had all but eliminated 40 years ago...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 15, 2014 08:12 AM (xq1UY)

150 Also tweeted this because it's so ridiculous:


Media: that's not an ISIS flag so it might not be terrorism
Terrorist: I also demand an ISIS flag!

Posted by: @votermom at December 15, 2014 08:13 AM (JHQYL)

151 There is more evidence that ISIS is a terrorist organization then there is that Mikey "The Gentle Giant" was gunned down with his hands up, yelling "Don't shoot"

Just sayin'

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 15, 2014 08:13 AM (irGEw)

152 146 VIA was correct. Exempt has red dye. Texas state troopers, (DPS), carry a small cup on the end of a long handle to dip in a semi's saddle tanks. If they see red, bad juju.
Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 08:12 AM (KRm8p)


So, time to retrofit hidden tanks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2014 08:13 AM (CMkNk)

153 Bigby,
I hope no one else in your family ends up with the flu.

Posted by: Carol at December 15, 2014 08:14 AM (sj3Ax)

154 'Contemporizing' Annie is a stupid idea. If it's not a Depression story



So, 2008?

Posted by: rickb223 - #IWROY at December 15, 2014 08:15 AM (KRm8p)

155 @votermom. AUS ABC is currently totally ignoring the demand for an ISIS flag.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 15, 2014 08:15 AM (WHh0N)

156 Ahhhh.. thanks, Fluffy! Now I get it!!

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at December 15, 2014 08:15 AM (H9GMz)

157 Can someone p-shop a picture of a Planned Parenthood storefront, with a "#BlackLivesMatter" sign in the window?


Please?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 15, 2014 08:16 AM (irGEw)

158 >>> Unless I'm wrong, I've heard tell that diesel exhaust is not nearly as polluting as the exhaust from gasoline.

Like someone up thread stated, diesel puts out soot. Dirt is dirty, not like nice clean cyanide.

Posted by: fluffy at December 15, 2014 08:16 AM (Ua6T/)

159 Nood and I beat yiu all!
Mwahahaha

Posted by: @votermom at December 15, 2014 08:16 AM (9gXtd)

160 So, time to retrofit hidden tanks.

Junior Johnson to the white courtesy phone. Who says racing technology doesn't get used on the street anymore? NASCAR has hidden more tanks than the VI Panzerarmee.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 15, 2014 08:17 AM (xq1UY)

161 Rondinella @112: Don't know the middle part, but I can guess that some Scroogey infidel at some point tells an angel where she can shove her Christmas tree. Hilarity ensues.

You need to show the work between premise and obvious punchline, though.

How did everyone like South Park's "Washington Redskins' Go F**k Yourself Holiday Special"? Holiday? Seriously? #WarOnChristmas!

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at December 15, 2014 08:19 AM (z899H)

162 If every asshole who takes over a coffee shop gets wall to wall international media coverage and a response from the President of the US, why wouldn't every crazy do the same thing?

Fuck.

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