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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Early Morning Thread, 12/13/14 - Rocking Kiev edition [krakatoa]I'm not going to lie. This past week pretty well sucked. Between the Social Justice escalating War on Truth taking on a frighteningly open fascist tone; Boehner selling us all up the river in a gutless display of giving Obama pretty damn near everything he wants, (seriously -- would anyone be surprised to have a hot-mic incident with Boehner on the phone to Obama telling him he'll have more latitude "after the elections"?); and my job in Chicago going sideways requiring me to yes, still be working on it as I type all this up at 3 a.m., my week has been less than stellar. But we'll always have Kiev.Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Yawn.
Posted by: --- at December 13, 2014 06:50 AM (MMC8r) Posted by: MrScribbler at December 13, 2014 06:51 AM (yAC3X) 3
I didn't know Choom Boy took away teh Intarwebz....
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 13, 2014 06:56 AM (yAC3X) 4
GOOOD MORNING, KIEV
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 13, 2014 06:57 AM (oEpV1) 5
What's the matter, Kiev? CHICKEN??
Posted by: Dark Helmet at December 13, 2014 07:00 AM (MMC8r) 6
Nobody else likes Pussy Riot?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 13, 2014 07:00 AM (oEpV1) 7
This is more exciting than a Corpulent "Captain's" essay on why Good Optics means we can't impeach the Traitor-in-Chief.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 13, 2014 07:02 AM (yAC3X) 8
What about "Pussy Control?
Posted by: Ricardo "Prince" Kill at December 13, 2014 07:02 AM (oEpV1) 9
Let me drag this over from the ONT, for you late sleepers.
"Ammo alert, Midway USA Federal Auto Match Just ordered two boxes. http://tinyurl.com/p6sm8gt " Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 07:02 AM (irGEw) 10
Everybody must be laying in, enjoying their welfare.
Posted by: Ricardo at December 13, 2014 07:05 AM (oEpV1) 11
Heyyyyyy ladies. Want to see my Prince Albert? He's in a can!
Posted by: Joe 'Two-Rings' Biden at December 13, 2014 07:08 AM (4G/mD) 12
Everybody must be laying in, enjoying their welfare. Posted by: Ricardo at December 13, 2014 07:05 AM
I'm watching the snow fall. Through the window, of course.... Posted by: MrScribbler at December 13, 2014 07:08 AM (yAC3X) 13
I wanted to sleep in, but cat. Mornin' Horde.
Posted by: olddog in mo at December 13, 2014 07:08 AM (6hrmc) 14
You bunch of late sleeping no good mofos........
Posted by: Ricardo at December 13, 2014 07:09 AM (oEpV1) 15
rain here, might go back to bed or start drinking heavily. why can't life be easy?
Posted by: Killerdog at December 13, 2014 07:11 AM (vntmB) 16
"You bunch of late sleeping no good mofos........"
Instead, try "Good Morning my fellow Morons" You get more flies with honey then you do with lemon. Then...you hit 'em with the swatter. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 07:12 AM (irGEw) Posted by: Ricardo at December 13, 2014 07:13 AM (oEpV1) 18
Fcuk, what happened to my handle.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 13, 2014 07:14 AM (oEpV1) 19
maybe I could go back to bed AND drink heavily, it might eliminate bouncing off the floor later!
Posted by: Killerdog at December 13, 2014 07:15 AM (vntmB) 20
DAY 767 696 to go (768 to Inauguration Day 2017) Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:15 AM (CMkNk) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 13, 2014 07:16 AM (oEpV1) 22
The Hebrew Hammer awakes.........
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 13, 2014 07:17 AM (oEpV1) 23
Supposedly some rally today at Union Square in Manhattan. Why does such a nice park have to be a magnet for cancer and bacteria? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:17 AM (CMkNk) 24
No snow here, but the weather for the last several days has been gray and dreary. Oddly enough, the temps have been slowly rising. Right now it's 48, and the low tomorrow is going to be 50.
Hell, I'll be able to take a walk in the woods. Posted by: HH at December 13, 2014 07:17 AM (Ce4DF) 25
22 The Hebrew Hammer awakes.........
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 13, 2014 07:17 AM (oEpV1) Who, me?? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:17 AM (CMkNk) 26
No surprise here, but the offices of Vanity Fair and Vogue are infested with rats.
http://tinyurl.com/lobatcr Posted by: --- at December 13, 2014 07:18 AM (MMC8r) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 07:18 AM (irGEw) Posted by: mindful webworker sleeps late again at December 13, 2014 07:19 AM (OKpu1) 29
Pussy Riot, or what happens when wonder/curious runs the electric can opener in its apartment.
Posted by: Joey 'Two-Cans' Biden at December 13, 2014 07:20 AM (4G/mD) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 13, 2014 07:20 AM (oEpV1) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:20 AM (CMkNk) 32
"Let's take over the world today, whattaya say? Ready?"
So, look who finally rolls out of the rack for commenting duty, full of piss and vinegar. J/K Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 07:21 AM (irGEw) 33
*squints at people who are fully awake*
*thinks about running off, but figures I'd trip over my own feet* Good morning. I have so much to get done today that I'm about to run off to Walmart while the kids are still sleeping. They're old enough that it's okay...but I don't really like it. Seven days til the man comes home...for a couple weeks... Posted by: Mama AJ at December 13, 2014 07:22 AM (0xTsz) Posted by: HH at December 13, 2014 07:23 AM (Ce4DF) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:23 AM (CMkNk) 36
"No surprise here, but the
Fixed Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 07:24 AM (irGEw) 37
36 "No surprise here, but the offices of cooches at Vanity Fair and Vogue are infested with rats. "
Fixed Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 07:24 AM (irGEw) Anna Wintour deserves at least that. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:24 AM (CMkNk) 38
Hey, if I can get to Walmart at 6:45, taking over the rest of the world is a snap.
*looks at clock* Would you believe 6:55? Posted by: Mama AJ at December 13, 2014 07:25 AM (0xTsz) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 13, 2014 07:26 AM (oEpV1) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 07:26 AM (irGEw) 41
@38 Would you believe, there's a whole generation that doesn't get the "Would you believe" line? Missed it by >< that much. Sorry about that, Chief.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 13, 2014 07:27 AM (xq1UY) Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 13, 2014 07:28 AM (/4AZU) 43
More like the Yiddish Yardarm.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:23 AM The Semitic Scimitar! Posted by: MrScribbler at December 13, 2014 07:28 AM (yAC3X) 44
39 "More like the Yiddish Yardarm."
Don't sell yourself short. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 13, 2014 07:26 AM (oEpV1) Couldn't think of any appliance/weapon that began with "y." Just remembered that Captain Bligh hung people from yardarms, hence the word. Open to suggestions. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:28 AM (CMkNk) 45
43 The Semitic Scimitar!
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 13, 2014 07:28 AM (yAC3X) Now you're talking! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:28 AM (CMkNk) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:29 AM (CMkNk) 47
36
"No surprise here, but the offices of cooches at Vanity Fair and Vogue are infested with rats. " Fixed Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 07:24 AM (irGEw) Rats deserve better! Posted by: Killerdog at December 13, 2014 07:29 AM (vntmB) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:30 AM (CMkNk) 49
3 Posted by: MrScribbler at December 13, 2014 06:56 AM (yAC3X)
Bronko's insistence that the world subject itself to the invasive N$A we know and love may well kill the global intranetz... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 13, 2014 07:30 AM (/4AZU) Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 13, 2014 07:31 AM (/4AZU) 51
Hey, I'm over here in the Central time zone. I'm up an hour ahead off you East coasters, relatively.
BTW, my Rep voted no. The Rep who just got elected to replace Coburn also voted no. None other of this supposedly super-GOP state's reps were on the 'no' list. My district is doing it's part, anyway. Feels like an embattled island in a raging sea. Posted by: mindful webworker's Rep goes right at December 13, 2014 07:31 AM (fBape) 52
Don't worry 'bout no thing, JJ
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 13, 2014 07:32 AM (oEpV1) 53
Oh, I like it.
Captain Bligh hung people from yardarms At least they were well hung! We have a vast cultural indifference to the principal parts of hing, hang, hung. Around this homestead there is an implement called the Old Chippewa War Club. One supposes that further explication would involve Too Much Information. Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 13, 2014 07:32 AM (xq1UY) 54
41 @38 Would you believe, there's a whole generation that doesn't get the "Would you believe" line? Missed it by >
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 13, 2014 07:27 AM (xq1UY) It's to the point where if you mention "The Beatles" to people under 40, they either have no idea say "I thought Paul McCartney founded Wings?" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:32 AM (CMkNk) 55
53 Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 13, 2014 07:32 AM (xq1UY)
I remember my dad telling me what the army term "short arm inspection" meant. Yikes! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:33 AM (CMkNk) 56
Ponder this, morons:
Zooey Deschanel allegedly sued for riding horse too hard http://tinyurl.com/m2h78gu ,,,,,aaaaaaaaand, BUNK. Posted by: --- at December 13, 2014 07:33 AM (MMC8r) Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 13, 2014 07:33 AM (/4AZU) 58
Heh.
Walmart first thing Sat. morning is nice. The people there are the ones who worked all week and are up early getting things done on Saturday. >>Would you believe, there's a whole generation that doesn't get the "Would you believe" line? Oh, Max. Found it on tv recently and got the kids to watch! BBL Posted by: Mama AJ at December 13, 2014 07:34 AM (0xTsz) 59
Anna Kooiman. Sweet fancy Elvis. Wonder if she has a fetish for bitter, old poor guys.
Posted by: Just some guy at December 13, 2014 07:34 AM (yxw0r) 60
The Alder of Zion?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 13, 2014 07:34 AM (xq1UY) 61
47 Rats deserve better!
Posted by: Killerdog at December 13, 2014 07:29 AM (vntmB) These must be blind rats with no sense of smell. Willard and Ben took one look at Wintour and ran shrieking into the East River. BTW, how many know the Ben/Willard reference? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:35 AM (CMkNk) 62
It's to the point where if you mention "The Beatles"
to people under 40, they either have no idea say "I thought Paul McCartney founded Wings?" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:32 AM Look at the Good Side: at least Yoko Ono is no longer a Thing. She was replaced by Kim Kardashian, though. Posted by: MrScribbler at December 13, 2014 07:35 AM (yAC3X) 63
Gooey doesn't do it for me...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 13, 2014 07:35 AM (/4AZU) 64
57 Yup we're old...
Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 13, 2014 07:33 AM (/4AZU) No, just well-seasoned and experienced. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:35 AM (CMkNk) 65
Correct usage Nazi.
He shall be hanged by the neck until dead. He was hung like a stud field mouse. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 07:36 AM (irGEw) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 07:37 AM (irGEw) 67
62 Look at the Good Side: at least Yoko Ono is no longer a Thing.
She was replaced by Kim Kardashian, though. Posted by: MrScribbler at December 13, 2014 07:35 AM (yAC3X) At least Yoko Ono started out as an artist (allegedly). The low-life daughter of a notorious lawyer is not - at least in a sane world - something to base a career on. And with that, sic transit gloria mundi. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:37 AM (CMkNk) Posted by: HH at December 13, 2014 07:37 AM (Ce4DF) 69
>>Would you believe, there's a whole generation that doesn't get the "Would you believe" line? I asked you not to tell me that. The funny thing about Get Smart is that it ran for five seasons recycling a handful of jokes. Posted by: --- at December 13, 2014 07:37 AM (MMC8r) 70
60 The Alder of Zion?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 13, 2014 07:34 AM (xq1UY) Ooh. Well done. The Kosher Killer. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:38 AM (CMkNk) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 07:38 AM (irGEw) 72
Wasn't the Hebrew Hammer a friend of the superhero Nexus? (1980s Indy comic)
Posted by: mindful webworker's comic book collection at December 13, 2014 07:39 AM (8sd9V) 73
In honor of Pussy Riot, one of Prince's more interesting tunes: "Pussy Control" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bvok-HrCd6Q Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:40 AM (CMkNk) Posted by: --- at December 13, 2014 07:40 AM (MMC8r) 75
Let's not forget Hymie.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 07:41 AM (irGEw) 76
75 Let's not forget Hymie.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 07:41 AM (irGEw Dick Gauthier. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:42 AM (CMkNk) 77
MeTV
It's where the older Morons gather. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 07:38 AM I must be even older. I have no idea what "MeTV" is. And I still remember when we had seven TV channels.... Posted by: MrScribbler at December 13, 2014 07:43 AM (yAC3X) 78
cat meows for half an hour then refuses to eat.
Posted by: mallfly at December 13, 2014 07:44 AM (zjcTL) 79
77 Posted by: MrScribbler at December 13, 2014 07:43 AM (yAC3X)
I remember UHF was like leaving the solar system for worlds unbound. Wrestling, the 3 Stooges and Popeye - all in Spanish. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:45 AM (CMkNk) 80
Behold...
MeTV. Where the old shows go, to be watched again. http://tinyurl.com/72p8yha Three channels here, growing up. B&W to boot. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 07:45 AM (irGEw) Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 13, 2014 07:45 AM (yxw0r) 82
78 cat meows for half an hour then refuses to eat.
Posted by: mallfly at December 13, 2014 07:44 AM (zjcTL) Pussy riots. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:46 AM (CMkNk) 83
A few years ago I watched the first episode of "Get Smart". A couple of minutes into the show, Smart is attending an Opera and his (shoe) phone starts ringing as he's sitting in the audience.
Talk about predicting the future... Posted by: HH at December 13, 2014 07:49 AM (Ce4DF) 84
77
MeTV It's where the older Morons gather. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 07:38 AM I must be even older. I have no idea what "MeTV" is. And I still remember when we had seven TV channels.... Posted by: MrScribbler Pish, we were blessed with three, and one was PBS, Alabama style. I still remember how excited we were when the fourth station came on the air till we figured out it was just the same BS with a different name. Still, cartoons on Saturday morning were always the highlight of our week. Posted by: Gmac- who is tired of all this at December 13, 2014 07:51 AM (baiNQ) 85
G'mornin everyone.
Rye toast & coffee as I get ready for an early start on the day's errands as well. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 13, 2014 07:52 AM (OCcU9) 86
happy fun junk punch?
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 13, 2014 07:52 AM (Cq0oW) Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 13, 2014 07:53 AM (/mTq0) 88
BTW, how many know the Ben/Willard reference?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:35 AM (CMkNk) I know, and the white one that got killed, Socrates I think was his name. And Ben had a hit single and went on to make ice cream. Posted by: Killerdog at December 13, 2014 07:53 AM (vntmB) Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 13, 2014 07:57 AM (/mTq0) 90
kid was supposed to go to toddler music class but everyone is sick over here. different symptoms though so i suspect it may be food related - as in the new pizza joint we went to. pizza sucked regardless
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 13, 2014 07:57 AM (Cq0oW) 91
88 And Ben had a hit single and went on to make ice cream.
Posted by: Killerdog at December 13, 2014 07:53 AM (vntmB) He partnered with Jerry after Jerry left Tom . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:58 AM (CMkNk) 92
88 And Ben had a hit single and went on to make ice cream.
Posted by: Killerdog at December 13, 2014 07:53 AM (vntmB) He partnered with Jerry after Jerry left Tom . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:58 AM (CMkNk) Posted by: HH at December 13, 2014 07:58 AM (Ce4DF) 94
Still, cartoons on Saturday morning were always the highlight of our week.
Posted by: Gmac- who is tired of all this at December 13, 2014 07:51 AM I guess all the extra channels were a benefit of growing up in L.A. I don't know when VHF stations started up, but we couldn't get them until dad bought another teevee set. Watching the extra stations, PBS and KMEX, was not as interesting as seeing shows in actual color instead of black (well, green) and white. Posted by: MrScribbler at December 13, 2014 07:59 AM (yAC3X) 95
93 Whoever sat closest to the TV had to get up and change the channels.
Posted by: HH at December 13, 2014 07:58 AM (Ce4DF) As well as adjust the Rembrandt rabbit ears. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 07:59 AM (CMkNk) 96
Watching what is now AFRATS, in Japan, 1960.
One channel I believe. POPEYE in Black and White AFRATS Europe, out of Naples, 1994. Single channel. Watch/off, were your two choices. The more you know. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 08:00 AM (irGEw) 97
RE: Boehner
Well... at least I have the satisfaction of saying: "I didn't vote for him." Yup, I voted for the Constitution Party candidate this cycle... he only got 9,000+ votes. Gonna have'ta change that... Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 13, 2014 08:01 AM (/mTq0) 98
As well as adjust the Rembrandt rabbit ears.
heh or stand with one arm and one leg out - there, coming in perfect! Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 13, 2014 08:01 AM (Cq0oW) Posted by: SE Pa Lurker at December 13, 2014 08:01 AM (llVa4) 100
And smacking the tv to stop the picture from rolling.
Posted by: HH at December 13, 2014 08:02 AM (Ce4DF) 101
AFRATS Europe, out of Naples, 1994.
Single channel. Watch/off, were your two choices. The more you know.Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 08:00 AM (irGEw) Were they still running the silly "Mission Aborted" PSAs about not disabling your seat belts? Who in the hell would disable their seatbelts if they were driving in Naples. Yikes! Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 13, 2014 08:03 AM (BLFGI) 102
"Happy Fun Time Junk Punch" sounds like the proper political response to Boehner and the GOPe...
....uh..... .....but that would be wrong.... Yeah. Posted by: naturalfake at December 13, 2014 08:04 AM (KBvAm) 103
78 -- mallfly -- cat meows for half an hour then refuses to eat
Mabbe she's practicing 'being in heat'? Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 13, 2014 08:05 AM (/mTq0) 104
I remember Officer Joe Bolton, Sonny Fox, Sandy Becker, Soupy Sales, and Bozo the Clown... Posted by: SE Pa Lurker at December 13, 2014 08:01 AM
Well, I remember Chief Dan Mathews of the Highway Patrol, Engineer Bill, Sheriff John, Skipper Frank and Midge "Tuffy" Brasuhn of the Roller Derby, so there.... Posted by: MrScribbler at December 13, 2014 08:05 AM (yAC3X) 105
A quick testimonial to barrel aging your spirits. I bought a couple of 2 liter oak barrels because I had a case of wine that I didn't like much. After four weeks in the cask it is excellent. I had to keep refilling the glass to make sure. Barrels made in Harlingen, Texas.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 13, 2014 08:05 AM (hMeOz) 106
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I remember Officer Joe Bolton, Sonny Fox, Sandy Becker, Soupy Sales, and Bozo the Clown... Posted by: SE Pa Lurker at December 13, 2014 08:01 AM (llVa4) Bob McCallister (Wonderama), Chuck McCann and Captain Jack McCarthy (who was the perennial host of the St. Patrick's Day Parade on WPIX). (**Wistful sigh**) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 08:06 AM (CMkNk) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 08:06 AM (CMkNk) 108
Turned on MeTV... penguins... with an octopus dildo???
Need moar coffee...? *Goes back to the Bogart movie on GETTV* Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 13, 2014 08:08 AM (/mTq0) 109
Lest it get away from us, the real Hebrew Hammer is Al Rosen, Indians 3rd baseman who hit over 100 rbi the year I was born. Being both kinds of Tribesman, he's owned about half the teams in the league, including The Expensive One.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 13, 2014 08:09 AM (xq1UY) 110
How about "Birthday House" with Paul Tripp?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 08:06 AM Never heard of it. Musta been some New York thing. But Sheriff John's birthday song ("Put Another Candle On My Birthday Cake") will be stuck on autoplay in my head forever.... Posted by: MrScribbler at December 13, 2014 08:10 AM (yAC3X) 111
Skyyyy Kinnnggg...
Posted by: mindful webworker's old b&w tv at December 13, 2014 08:10 AM (L6lkG) 112
Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 13, 2014 08:05 AM (hMeOz)
So what kind of money does that cost, if you don't mind me asking. I know there's a huge market for Bourbon casks. Posted by: HH at December 13, 2014 08:13 AM (Ce4DF) 113
Lest it get away from us, the real Hebrew Hammer is
Al Rosen, Indians 3rd baseman who hit over 100 rbi the year I was born. Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 13, 2014 08:09 AM I would have thought the original Hebrew Hammer was Abe Hollandersky, a/k/a "Abe the Newsboy," hailed (by himself?) as the "Hero of 1000 Fights." Posted by: MrScribbler at December 13, 2014 08:14 AM (yAC3X) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 08:14 AM (irGEw) 115
A quick testimonial to barrel aging your spirits. I bought a couple of 2 liter oak barrels because I had a case of wine that I didn't like much. After four weeks in the cask it is excellent. I had to keep refilling the glass to make sure. Barrels made in Harlingen, Texas.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 13, 2014 08:05 AM (hMeOz) I got one of those barrel-aging kits where you make your own aged whiskey from "white dog" for my birthday a couple of years ago. It was interesting. At a certain point, in the aging process the whiskey tasted exactly like carmel popcorn. (using a corn-based white dog). I think that was the flavor high-point. Anywho, the "angel's share" was much too high,( those greedy, winged drunks) to be a regular thing. So, I tried aging cocktails, thinking the sugar in the cocktails wildcat as a kind of caulk to reduce the angel's share. That worked out pretty nicely. Two cocktails I can recommend aging; Manhattan and the Negroni. Posted by: naturalfake at December 13, 2014 08:15 AM (KBvAm) 116
78 / 81 -- With any luck, there'll be sunshine.
Then I'll just open the front door and my kitteh will go into 'solar recharge' mode. That's good for at least an hour or two of 'no mischief'. Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 13, 2014 08:16 AM (/mTq0) 117
115 Two cocktails I can recommend aging; Manhattan and the Negroni.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 13, 2014 08:15 AM (KBvAm) Negroni. Racist. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 08:16 AM (CMkNk) 118
Dang, Norman Lear on cbs right now. Still sharp @ 92.
Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 13, 2014 08:17 AM (aVY3U) 119
Good morning Gentlefappers -
Listening to classical music and wrapping presents. I'm finally in the Saturnalia spirit. Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 13, 2014 08:17 AM (KH1sk) 120
"Were they still running the silly "Mission Aborted" PSAs about not disabling your seat belts? Who in the hell would disable their seatbelts if they were driving in Naples. Yikes!"
Not when we were there. We were stationed on LaSalle, out of Gaeta. I remember the first time MRS VIA said "I'm gonna drive down to Naples to shop at the Exchange" She made it...and never slowed down from there. She went all over Europe. And don't get in her way. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 08:17 AM (irGEw) 121
Why thank you Mr Dave. Those barrels are not overpriced. I may get one if the shipping isn't too bad.
I had quite a barrel collection once, but I've let them "expire" over the years. Currently producing barrel-stave menorahs copied from the one I saw at the Willett's Distillery gift shoppe. Mine are cheaper. Theirs have a higher char level. I happen to know I'm getting one of those little table-top distilling rigs as a "holiday gift." Of course I will not be illegally producing potable alcohol. On the other and, oxidized wine and flat beer will never go to waste around here, as if it ever did. The barrel, to coin a moronism, is an important part of the process. Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 13, 2014 08:17 AM (xq1UY) 122
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"Were you a Drill Sergeant? " Nah, just an old retired Sailor. Steam Engineer. Machinist Mate. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 07:18 AM (irGEw)" Are those the people who are called "snipes"? Where did that name come from? Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 13, 2014 08:17 AM (PD6iL) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 08:19 AM (CMkNk) 124
Negroni. Racist.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 08:16 AM (CMkNk) Wha-a-a-a-a-at? I'd always heard that Negroni was the polite term. Well, fi-i-i-i-ine. I can recommend aging the Manhattan and the Africanamericanoni. Posted by: naturalfake at December 13, 2014 08:21 AM (KBvAm) 125
>>> So my congressvermin Gary Ackerman and Gerald Nadler voted "no" on Cromnibus.
Should I call my senator Lizzy Warren and encourage her to stay on the war path? Posted by: fluffy at December 13, 2014 08:21 AM (Ua6T/) 126
I'm not sure how you can sue someone for NOT taking part in a movie, but the brain trust at Sony was willing to try:
Sony mulled 'aggressive' legal action over Bill Murray 'Ghostbusters' snub: report http://tinyurl.com/nz74s3j Posted by: --- at December 13, 2014 08:21 AM (MMC8r) 127
124 Posted by: naturalfake at December 13, 2014 08:21 AM (KBvAm)
Well, at least it's not a schvartzaconi. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 08:24 AM (CMkNk) 128
"Are those the people who are called "snipes"? Where did that name come from?"
Why yes...yes we were. This is one version of the origin of the term http://tinyurl.com/oqa8ssa Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 08:24 AM (irGEw) 129
125 Should I call my senator Lizzy Warren and encourage her to stay on the war path?
Posted by: fluffy at December 13, 2014 08:21 AM (Ua6T/) I would say yes, except that Boehner will probably take out the Wall Street payoff and then she'd be okay with the rest of it. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 08:25 AM (CMkNk) 130
We have I am sure at one time or another thoroughly parsed The Engineer's Song.
Round and round went the Awful Wheel... and the whole bloody issue was Powered by Steam. Line for line, considering its age, it may be the dirtiest ditty ever written, and I've read some Greek and Latin. I watched an Army engineer perform it for his friends once about 40 years ago, at the infield of the old Nelson Ledges course. Shirtless he was, with enough meat and muscle to shake it up as he performed its pantomimes. I spent the rest of the weekend shaking my head and chuckling. Gal-pal didn't get the jokes. Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 13, 2014 08:25 AM (xq1UY) 131
We were stationed on LaSalle, out of Gaeta.
I remember the first time MRS VIA said "I'm gonna drive down to Naples to shop at the Exchange" She made it...and never slowed down from there. She went all over Europe. And don't get in her way.Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 08:17 AM (irGEw) It's awesome she got out and about. So many people stayed close to home and never ventured out missing a wonderful opportunity to see Europe. We were with AFSOUTH in Naples in the mid-80s supported by the Navy.Remember when the Naval Support Activity (about a mile from AFSOUTH and near squeeze alley) opened a McDonalds owned by an Italian businessman. He thought he could skim off the top and did not realize McDonalds tracks everything. It closed after one month since McDonalds doesn't appreciate being cheated by franchisees. Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 13, 2014 08:28 AM (BLFGI) 132
Heh... watching "Dead Reckoning" on GETTV...
...Bogart and the babe (Lizabeth Scott... serious eyebrows on that gal) visit an old safe-cracker friend. He's got a floor full of pistols and grenades... ...ah the 1940's. Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 13, 2014 08:29 AM (/mTq0) Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 13, 2014 08:29 AM (RubNX) 134
watching the cartoon Anastasia with the kid, wondering if she'll get shot in the end...
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 13, 2014 08:29 AM (Cq0oW) 135
So Bill McCollum the leader of the 31 state legislative takeover for the republicans wants Jeb Bush for President.
Posted by: Tj at December 13, 2014 08:30 AM (FBjP7) 136
the commies are suitably evil, though. like gargamel in red overcoats
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 13, 2014 08:31 AM (Cq0oW) 137
I love butter. I love coffee.
MUST HAVE BUTTER COFFEE. Supposedly the high fat content works to intensify and prolong the effect of the caffeine. Who cares? BUTTER COFFEE. Posted by: Dollar Store Sock at December 13, 2014 08:33 AM (c+gwp) Posted by: Gov. Scott Walker at December 13, 2014 08:34 AM (V70Uh) Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 13, 2014 08:35 AM (Cq0oW) Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 13, 2014 08:36 AM (RubNX) 141
"We were with AFSOUTH in Naples in the mid-80s supported by the Navy.Remember when the Naval Support Activity (about a mile from AFSOUTH and near squeeze alley) opened a McDonalds owned by an Italian businessman. "
Mrs VIA took to traveling like it was nobodies business. And she often said exactly what you did about families sitting on the base, living in their shrine to the United States. Only shopping at the Exchange, and Commissary. Did several Med Cruises, pulling into Naples in the 80's, before meeting Mrs VIA. I remember the McDonalds...followed by the Wendy's. Always headed to the Exchange to go shopping, as it was the only US shopping after Rota. Never, ever thought that my life would bring me back to there in the nineties, and again from 2001-2004. AFSOUTH was our go-to place for electronics, and the British Store during those tours. I miss it, and the friends from the area. Even though we still remain in touch. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 08:36 AM (irGEw) 142
http://tinyurl.com/p6sm8gt "
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 07:02 AM (irGEw) Thanks! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 13, 2014 08:41 AM (fL/7/) 143
Supposedly the high fat content works to intensify and prolong the effect of the caffeine. Who cares? BUTTER COFFEE.
Supposedly, it makes you feel fuller longer because of the fat content, but I can't get past the slimy film it has on top. It's all the rage in the paleo eating and runner circles. Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2014 08:41 AM (w3a0Z) 144
"Thanks!"
Glad to help. It's hard to find, at affordable prices. And I try to share, when I come across a good deal. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 08:42 AM (irGEw) 145
Man, those paleo people would eat rocks if you told 'em they were low in carbs.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 13, 2014 08:43 AM (MbqmP) 146
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 13, 2014 08:25 AM (xq1UY)
Boy, it is a long long time since I heard that classic, but certain lines still run through my mind every once in a great while. Posted by: Hrothgar at December 13, 2014 08:44 AM (fL/7/) 147
re 99, 106, etc: let's not forget Uncle Fred Scott (I have his autograph) and the Merry Mailman Ray Heatherton (father of that other famous Heatherton)
Posted by: mallfly at December 13, 2014 08:44 AM (zjcTL) 148
Since we are talking Russia, Conservatives are Bolsheviks and Republicans are Soviets.
Yeah I'm watching a documentary now. Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 13, 2014 08:44 AM (bLhAC) 149
So what's wrong with cream in coffee?
Posted by: Tj at December 13, 2014 08:44 AM (FBjP7) 150
Hrothgar
I forgot to add, We run it through Mrs VIA's CMMG dedicated upper. And it feeds pretty flawlessly, all day. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 08:44 AM (irGEw) Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 13, 2014 08:45 AM (Cq0oW) 152
Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2014 08:41 AM (w3a0Z)
Coffee with heavy cream is de rigueur at Fortress Hrothgar. Posted by: Hrothgar at December 13, 2014 08:46 AM (fL/7/) 153
Okay, after hearing a couple tunes on this morning, that's a cd I probably gonna have to get.
"The New Basement Tapes" Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 13, 2014 08:47 AM (aVY3U) 154
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 08:44 AM (irGEw)
Good to know. I just paid $10.00 per 100 so I snapped this up. I'll have to keep an eye on that web site! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 13, 2014 08:48 AM (fL/7/) Posted by: mindful webworker's unreliable mind at December 13, 2014 08:48 AM (L6lkG) 156
Sounds good to me, Hrothgar. I've abandoned carbs in favor of fat. I switched back to whole milk as well. I've dropped about 25 pounds. I just don't do the whole paleo thing.
Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2014 08:49 AM (w3a0Z) 157
Well, that wasn't so bad.
Except for when the lemons made a break for it... ...and even then, the guy whose way I was blocking didn't start laughing at me until I dropped a lemon I'd already recaptured once. Posted by: Mama AJ at December 13, 2014 08:49 AM (0xTsz) 158
133 The Matzah Machete
The Kippah Killer Morning all Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 13, 2014 08:29 AM (RubNX) I could get a yarmulke made out of steel, like Odd Job! Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2014 08:49 AM (CMkNk) 159
But I thought Junk Punch was a song by Detachable Penis...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 13, 2014 08:50 AM (5EPry) 160
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 13, 2014 08:44 AM (bLhAC)
"And the middle class" are the kulaks IIRC. Posted by: Hrothgar at December 13, 2014 08:51 AM (fL/7/) 161
AFSOUTH was our go-to place for electronics, and the British Store during those tours.
I miss it, and the friends from the area. Even though we still remain in touch.Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 08:36 AM (irGEw) Worked with a Scottish WREN and they were always excited when a British ship came to port. It was party time! Remember one time a British ship came to port and she asked me if I had a RUBBER. Told her it was a bit early for that sort of thing and thought she would wait for the party later that evening. She then realized what she had asked for and blushed. Of course, she needed an ERASER. Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at December 13, 2014 08:51 AM (BLFGI) 162
159 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 13, 2014 08:50 AM (5EPry)
That's odd I remember it being a Queen/Elton John crossover... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 13, 2014 08:51 AM (/4AZU) 163
electrified tzitzit. sorta like that whippy guy in iron man but a lot shorter
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at December 13, 2014 08:51 AM (Cq0oW) 164
J. J. Sefton, I remember Gloria Mundi being interviewed on Dick Cavett
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2014 08:52 AM (t//F+) 165
Ah..... Walter Mitty
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/selection-du-weekend-118-64.jpg Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 13, 2014 08:54 AM (5EPry) 166
Jack Parr's last tonight show. He had on a lady that had been to every show and that was it.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 13, 2014 08:55 AM (0FSuD) 167
Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2014 08:49 AM (w3a0Z)
I think there is more and more evidence coming to light that high protein and fat diets are not the killers the "establishment" decided that they were. I try to stay on a loose regime derivative of Atkins. Bacon and real cream in the coffee make life pretty good! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 13, 2014 08:55 AM (fL/7/) 168
The Kippah Killer was very disappointed in his son, the Mild-Mannered Mitzvah Man.
Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 13, 2014 08:55 AM (RubNX) 169
I've abandoned carbs in favor of fat. I switched back to whole milk as well. I've dropped about 25 pounds.
I did the same thing (OK, not "abandoned", still eating fruit for snacks and drinking beer with my meat and veg) and was down 15 before Thanksgiving. Then I made a pie. Oops. Back to the apple chopped up in non-non-fat unsweetened yogurt. Posted by: HR at December 13, 2014 08:56 AM (ImIut) 170
Bigby: "this is a kid's cartoon?"
They shoot Old Yellers, don't they? Posted by: mindful webworker's unreliable mind at December 13, 2014 08:48 AM (L6lkG) Speaking of kid's cartoons that may not be- Looking for stocking stuffers, I saw that Criterion is releasing- "Watership Down" on blu-ray next month. I like this movie quite a bit as the world building is stellar. If you see one movie with pea-brained rabbits being intelligent and on a quest and yet still having rabbit like motives and behaviors and stuff- this is the one to see. Posted by: naturalfake at December 13, 2014 08:56 AM (KBvAm) 171
And smacking the tv to stop the picture from rolling.
-- This was our TV. Kids today will never know the joy of having to smack to TV top, or adjust the antenna. My siblings and I would be all, "you go do it," "no, it's your turn!. Sometimes, our lazy arses would just sit there and watch the show as the black bar would slowly release from the bottom of the screen and horizontally float to the top. Over and over and over... Posted by: Lady in Black at December 13, 2014 08:58 AM (tsGZY) 172
159 -- Anna -- Saw something neat yesterday... a 'modernized' FG-42.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46GCbH76XUY Here's the full video: http://tinyurl.com/njmrxkn God Bless Texas Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 13, 2014 08:59 AM (/mTq0) 173
Hrothgar
Go here http://tinyurl.com/79vy2fh Set up an account, set your alerts for what ammo you want, and the price per round that you are willing to pay. Sit back, and wait for e-mail ammo alerts to come in. Same with Wikiarms http://tinyurl.com/klypbu8 And gunbot http://tinyurl.com/ll9m98c Just understand, on some 22lr alerts, there is about ten minutes between the really great prices being posted, and being sold out. Set up accounts with the major sellers ahead of time, to save time. Cause, you only have minutes, in some cases. I roll through between twenty and fifty alerts per day for the various calibers that I buy good amounts of. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 08:59 AM (irGEw) 174
"She then realized what she had asked for and blushed. Of course, she needed an ERASER."
LOL. A common people, separated by a common language. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 09:02 AM (irGEw) 175
>> Posted by: Lady in Black
Our tv had about a 6 in screen. Black & white. When i was about 3 I shocked myself on a fray in the cord so Mom made Pop buy a new one. 10" black and white! Rapture! And when you smacked this one it responded! Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 13, 2014 09:03 AM (RubNX) 176
The "paleo" people make me laugh, though. Went to a paleo blog linked by Insty once, the first ingredient in the first recipe was "sugar-free instant chocolate pudding mix." Just like Ötzi used to make (actually, he had grains in his belly. Heh.)
Posted by: HR GO CYCLONES! at December 13, 2014 09:04 AM (ImIut) 177
"Ammo alert, Midway USA
Federal Auto Match Just ordered two boxes. http://tinyurl.com/p6sm8gt " Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 07:02 AM (irGEw) *places order* tha's wha I'm talkin' bout! Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 13, 2014 09:05 AM (6fyGz) 178
Well remember that Otzi wasn't really paleo. His culture and lifeways had been corrupted by evil BRONZE technology
Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2014 09:06 AM (t//F+) 179
Damn the Russian Revolution was a convoluted mess. It makes the a French Revolution look like a well organized hand over.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at December 13, 2014 09:06 AM (bLhAC) 180
176 Posted by: HR GO CYCLONES! at December 13, 2014 09:04 AM (ImIut)
The Yogurt shit makes me laugh as well... Yup Nanook of the North and Lothar of the Hill People ran over to the dairy farm and... Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 13, 2014 09:06 AM (/4AZU) 181
Well, speaking of being all healthy and stuff, I'd better go hit the gym before I lose my motivation.
Posted by: no good deed at December 13, 2014 09:06 AM (w3a0Z) 182
178 Posted by: Kindltot at December 13, 2014 09:06 AM (t//F+)
If you're gonna waste the bronze, you have to do it big! //Johnny the Boy Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 13, 2014 09:08 AM (/4AZU) 183
Nah, just an old retired Sailor.
Steam Engineer. Machinist Mate. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 07:18 AM (irGEw) *slides over large cuppa joe in a well seasoned cup* mornin' shipmate. notice i didn't say what kind of mornin'... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 13, 2014 09:08 AM (6fyGz) 184
His culture and lifeways had been corrupted by evil BRONZE technology
Ha ha! Yeah, that bronze was just a gateway to plastics...which people use to type out their screeds on the importance of undoing thousands of years of human progress. Posted by: HR GO CYCLONES! at December 13, 2014 09:09 AM (ImIut) 185
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 08:59 AM (irGEw)
With my budget, I am afraid to get on such a list, but recently lost out on a bargain pistol because I hadn't pre-registered. I should bite the bullet. Thanks for the summary. I have used http://www.luckygunner.com/ in the past but your link beats them but good! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 13, 2014 09:09 AM (fL/7/) Posted by: Navycopjoe at December 13, 2014 09:09 AM (/luV5) 187
Yo via and gge
Ugggh So I was cleaning the V10 and saw my ejector's back post is broken so can't shoot it today....... But the brand spanking new Kimber master carry pro is ready to go!!! Posted by: Navycopjoe at December 13, 2014 09:11 AM (/luV5) 188
Posted by: Navycopjoe at December 13, 2014 09:09 AM (/luV5)
Strippers are better out of their stockings, or at least for me that's been the case. Posted by: Hrothgar at December 13, 2014 09:12 AM (fL/7/) 189
188. Depends
The 60+yo ones in Honolulu need all the help they can get And I'm not kidding....there are some nasty nasty clubs here Posted by: Navycopjoe at December 13, 2014 09:14 AM (/luV5) 190
What's the last time you heard "Jamoke"? Joe is supposed to be short for that, an abbrev of Mocca Java, the first coffee blend. It is getting hard to find, as the chic coffee crowd has moved on to soybean-and-SD40 confections. Quality down too.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 13, 2014 09:15 AM (xq1UY) 191
Speaking of stockings....
Nck did her second round of portfolio pics yesterday and wore T's evening clothes Frightening to say the least Need a backhoe now to hide the future bodies Posted by: Navycopjoe at December 13, 2014 09:17 AM (/luV5) Posted by: fluffy at December 13, 2014 09:17 AM (Ua6T/) 193
192. Most likely
There is a 'rose' She was telling me and my bil about her teen years during the Vietnam war Sad part was she had the best body by far Posted by: Navycopjoe at December 13, 2014 09:20 AM (/luV5) 194
"mornin' shipmate. notice i didn't say what kind of mornin'..."
The mornings are always questionable at best. But...It's game day for Army/Navy. Which means, it's gonna be a fine Navy day. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 09:22 AM (irGEw) 195
Morning everyone! Guess who's gonna be a full time student and unemployment slacker starting January 1? Bring me my gummint cheez... FML
I'm actually kind of stoked about the school thing.. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 13, 2014 09:23 AM (60Vyp) 196
"*slides over large cuppa joe in a well seasoned cup*"
Wait a minute... You didn't Dirty D*ck the cup, did ya? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 09:24 AM (irGEw) 197
"Jamoke" is how Magliozzi brothers sometimes referred to themselves (Click and Clack auto talk show on NPR). Yeah, I know...NPR. And the two jamokes were from Boston, but sometimes a guy could pick up a little useful as well as useless information. Tom Magliozzi recently died. Alzheimers.
Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at December 13, 2014 09:24 AM (WFDo3) 198
Nood
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at December 13, 2014 09:24 AM (9BRsg) Posted by: Navycopjoe at December 13, 2014 09:29 AM (/luV5) 200
>>> And the two jamokes were from Boston, but sometimes a guy could pick up a little useful as well as useless information. Tom Magliozzi recently died. Alzheimers.
East Cambridge. It was sad news. Posted by: fluffy at December 13, 2014 09:30 AM (Ua6T/) 201
Frightening to say the least
Need a backhoe now to hide the future bodies Posted by: Navycopjoe at December 13, 2014 09:17 AM (/luV5) Every man with a teenage daughter needs a backhoe, and lime, lots of lime! Posted by: Hrothgar at December 13, 2014 09:33 AM (fL/7/) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 13, 2014 09:33 AM (irGEw) Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 13, 2014 09:42 AM (6fyGz) 204
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Ahhh, the good old TV days. Whoever sat closest to the TV had to get up and change the channels. Posted by: HH at December 13, 2014 07:58 AM (Ce4DF)" There is a bit about looking for the remote in here. http://youtu.be/lb2bz39fXSQ Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 13, 2014 09:43 AM (PD6iL) 205
Every man with a teenage daughter needs a backhoe, and lime, lots of lime!
Reminds me of talking to a cousin who is a Chicago cop. My wife asks him if he ever took his wife deer hunting. He told my wife the only way he would bring her to deer camp would be in the back of the pickup, next to a bag of lime and a shovel. My wife was speechless, which is a feat in itself. Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 13, 2014 09:43 AM (FIrEF) 206
"191
Speaking of stockings.... Nck did her second round of portfolio pics yesterday and wore T's evening clothes Frightening to say the least Need a backhoe now to hide the future bodies Posted by: Navycopjoe at December 13, 2014 09:17 AM (/luV5)" I have tried to use this approach with young men dating my daughters: http://youtu.be/HZjQFj0vUrY Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 13, 2014 10:32 AM (PD6iL) 207
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Posted by: Tina at December 13, 2014 04:18 PM (ykRQL) 208
Take it from someone who married an Ukrainian/ Russian girl who is sitting on a beach in Mexico and see a bunch of young Russian girls on the beach. No one is hotter than a Russian girl. Now I almost wish I were single.
Go east young man. Go east! Posted by: hedley Lamarr at December 13, 2014 06:16 PM (qb+Fn) 209
Plus I'm doing to Coco Bongo and I'll have the hottest woman over forty with me! And she'll "empty" before the show and after! Men married or dating Russian girls will understand the " empty" remark.
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