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CRomnibus Drama: With United Democrat Caucus Threatening to Shut Government Down, GOP Establishment Scrambles for Votes
One irony here, as @noahrothman points out, is that the Democrats are making the same sorts of arguments about a shut-down that Republicans did in 2013 -- that is, that they have to shut the government down to forestall a worse outcome -- and, get this, the media has no problems with this sort of progressive-minded shut-down.
The CRomnibus might wind up failing.A $1.1 trillion bill to keep the government open appeared to be teetering Thursday after House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi (Calif.) announced her opposition and the package narrowly survived a procedural vote. The House went into recess shortly after 2 p.m. after the debate on the bill had concluded, something that could signal GOP leaders aren't sure they have the votes necessary to pass the bill. ... Conservative Republicans are balking at the bill, meaning the GOP will need Democratic votes to send it to the Senate. But liberal Democrats are outraged over language that changes the Wall Street reform law and are demanding that it be stripped from the package. Pelosi in a floor speech Thursday afternoon harshly criticized the language on Wall Street and a separate provision allowing wealthy political contributors to greatly increase their annual donations to political committees. "It will not have my support," Pelosi said. "This is a moral hazard. We're being asked to vote for a moral hazard."Hey remember when the GOP objected to ObamaCare on similar grounds? Meanwhile, Elizabeth Warren is adopting the Ted Cruz role of leader urging shutdown. Is the GOP considering pushing the whole debate off, authorizing only a short-term funding bill for the whole of the government? I don't see how that addresses the concerns of the anti-amnesty stalwarts. Either way, whether long-term or shorter-term, you're still funding amnesty.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 03:36 PM (gmeXX)
hey, they all get paid either way, who cares about the taxpayers anyway?
Posted by: brak at December 11, 2014 03:37 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: Chupacabras at December 11, 2014 03:37 PM (F26eZ)
Posted by: Brer Rabbit at December 11, 2014 03:37 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 11, 2014 03:38 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 03:39 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 11, 2014 03:39 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 11, 2014 03:39 PM (P1WNR)
good times, man, good times
Posted by: Bigby's Pearl-Clutching Hands at December 11, 2014 03:39 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: The Stupid Party at December 11, 2014 03:40 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2014 03:40 PM (mo4o3)
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 03:40 PM (gmeXX)
Their plan is to fund everything Obama wants until it's an election year, then they won't be able to do anything with their 1/3 of government because not the hill.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 11, 2014 03:41 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 11, 2014 03:42 PM (rwI+c)
Works for me!
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 03:42 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: TVoC Hates Michael Medved And People Like Him at December 11, 2014 03:42 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: LibertarianJim at December 11, 2014 03:42 PM (9TK8E)
Posted by: jwest at December 11, 2014 03:42 PM (vwlGK)
Good grief.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 03:42 PM (MgU6y)
Because, "got to show we can govern, and stuff".
Posted by: DocJ at December 11, 2014 03:42 PM (zrsn3)
Right now, the only bill that should be passed is one that provides funding until after the new Congress is seated.
Hell, I'll even grant funding remains at current levels until March 1, 2015. Because I'm a giver.
Then PASS A BUDGET YMFMF!
I still want to know if there is a single person on the planet who has read the Cromnibus and now I'm all ragey that I had to type that word.
Posted by: alexthechick - Right round baby right round at December 11, 2014 03:43 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 03:43 PM (FsuaD)
Good grief its there on a golden platter!!!!
Make the media report facts. Get in their faces...invade their space...correct their questions...insist on facts.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2014 03:43 PM (08Znv)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 03:43 PM (MgU6y)
Posted by: Lefties everywhere at December 11, 2014 03:43 PM (Tj+s6)
Whiggin' out again.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2014 03:44 PM (DT3rQ)
I see old Bony Britches thinks its time to co-opt conservative terminology from five years ago.
Posted by: --- at December 11, 2014 03:44 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Preznit Barrycade at December 11, 2014 03:44 PM (Qgr71)
For once, can the R's do the right thing instead of what they believe is the political expedient thing?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 03:44 PM (MgU6y)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 11, 2014 03:44 PM (ixAzn)
Posted by: Sony Pictures execs at December 11, 2014 03:44 PM (FsuaD)
Miraculously, that sjdf;lasdjfl;kadj bill grew 171 pages overnight.
http://bit.ly/1qBz36g
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 11, 2014 03:45 PM (mf5HN)
As Her Grace notes, their good is also *a* good.
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 11, 2014 03:45 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: T. Jeff at December 11, 2014 03:46 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 03:46 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Hermocrates at December 11, 2014 03:46 PM (9AZVU)
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF
We'd send you more, but it probably would anger the dragon still further.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 11, 2014 03:46 PM (Spluw)
let Warren shut down the gov't.
You know, let her and the Dims take credit for that little action-
then offer a very short term funding bill as a way out until the Reps take control next year.
Then twist the Dims arms and give them nothing like they did to us.
Ah, dreams.....they're delightful.
Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2014 03:46 PM (0cMkb)
Make a short term bill until then.
Posted by: Jay at December 11, 2014 03:46 PM (hL/0E)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 03:46 PM (MgU6y)
You new to the 20th, er, 21st Century?
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 03:46 PM (/jpU8)
Oh look. I've got some you can have.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
So, sorta like Lend-Lease, but with fewer communist-infiltrated three-letter-agencies?
Posted by: T. Jeff at December 11, 2014 03:47 PM (/Ho8c)
They did that the first week of December. Guess what the Senate did with it?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 03:47 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: John Morris at December 11, 2014 03:48 PM (sCRhB)
I've regretted keeping Boner in cigars and booze.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 03:48 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: John Boehner with his ruff raised at December 11, 2014 03:48 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Overflowing Trough at December 11, 2014 03:48 PM (XzRw1)
I'm sure they read every page and have full understanding of what they are voting on. :/
Posted by: no good deed at December 11, 2014 03:48 PM (w3a0Z)
Jane d'oh, weren't you run over last year, too, in the parking lot during Christmas time?
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 03:48 PM (MgU6y)
Posted by: Jim Webb at December 11, 2014 03:48 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2014 03:48 PM (mo4o3)
Posted by: T. Jeff at December 11, 2014 03:48 PM (/Ho8c)
Yeah I know. Deader than fried chicken.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 11, 2014 03:48 PM (ixAzn)
Have Boehner offer an exclusive interview with RS. he could deliver the remarks on the UVa campus.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 11, 2014 03:49 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 03:49 PM (0FSuD)
Oh look. I've got some you can have.
Posted by: Jane D'oh"
Giv'm hell!
*shoves some of this cheap red thru USB to our moronettes*
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 03:49 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: @PeeteySDee at December 11, 2014 03:49 PM (ir3Yt)
...and it worked, because he was faced with idiots.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2014 03:49 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: T. Jeff at December 11, 2014 03:49 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls at December 11, 2014 03:48 PM (MgU6y)
No. A geezer nearly backed over me in a parking lot a couple of years ago.
I have a target on my back for elderly drivers and fat chicks in motorized shopping carts. It's a curse.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 03:50 PM (FsuaD)
WHY ISN'T KEYSTONE IN THIS "DEAL?"
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 03:50 PM (MgU6y)
Easy. Just make it more Conservative, get more Republican buy in, and pass it in January.
Make a short term bill until then.
Posted by: Jay
....................
That makes sense, so forget it.
Posted by: John Boehner at December 11, 2014 03:50 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 03:50 PM (sj3Ax)
a) Republicans
b) Democrats
c) Too close to call
After the last election, I chose b
Posted by: TVoC Hates Michael Medved And People Like Him at December 11, 2014 03:50 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: --- at December 11, 2014 03:50 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: John Boehner at December 11, 2014 03:50 PM (KFdZd)
Between the Horde and now the Lefties going off on teh Cromnibus I have to say that business at the Outrage Outlet has never been better before the Holidays!
30 percentoff of Ice Cream - Drown your Disappointments in a Quart of Haagen-Dazs!
It Isn't the Holidays Unlees You're Burning Up Over Something! Make It an Outrage Outlet Yule Log of Aggravation! Perfect for The Family Get-Together!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 11, 2014 03:50 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jim Webb at December 11, 2014 03:51 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: John Boehner with his ruff raised at December 11, 2014 03:51 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 03:52 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Zombie Fiscal Cliff at December 11, 2014 03:52 PM (Qgr71)
Posted by: John Boehner at December 11, 2014 03:52 PM (mo4o3)
Hah. I thought that was a goof on the Red Dragon movie with Fiennes, so pictured Johnny with a full-length Red Dragon tattoo, flexing his butt for Phil Seymour Hoffman
Posted by: Bigby's Pearl-Clutching Hands at December 11, 2014 03:52 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Orange Julius Boehner at December 11, 2014 03:52 PM (9Z8lH)
Posted by: John Huntsman with the hot milfy wife 'n smokn daughters at December 11, 2014 03:52 PM (/jpU8)
Now isn't the time for gloating bitterness (although i admire how you worked that combination together) now is the time to sit back and wonder about the Democrats trying to shut down government.
Seriously - WTF is up with that?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 11, 2014 03:53 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 03:53 PM (FsuaD)
Overnight ratings higher than 0.0?
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 03:54 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 11, 2014 03:54 PM (PD6iL)
Seriously - WTF is up with that?
Posted by: Mikey NTH
They know the MFM will cover for them and blame the GOP regardless.
Same as it ever was.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2014 03:54 PM (dxTxt)
Posted by: toby928(C) at December 11, 2014 03:54 PM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Heralder at December 11, 2014 03:55 PM (/Mxso)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 11, 2014 03:55 PM (OCcU9)
Miraculously, that sjdf;lasdjfl;kadj bill grew 171 pages overnight.
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF
It's a Christmas Miracle!!!
It's started to self-replicate. We are at the singularity.
Posted by: imp at December 11, 2014 03:55 PM (XIXZz)
Posted by: John Huntsman with the hot milfy wife 'n smokn daughters at December 11, 2014 03:52 PM (/jpU
Yes, your hot daughters no so much. Maybe hot pics of them in lesbo mode would refire your campaign.
It's worth a try.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 03:55 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 11, 2014 03:56 PM (ixAzn)
Posted by: --- at December 11, 2014 03:56 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: mallfly at December 11, 2014 03:56 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Brer Rabbit at December 11, 2014
Referencing Brer Rabbit means you know who Uncle Remus is and knowing who Uncle Remus is means you're a racist.
And any suggestion that Nancy Pelosi is struck to a tar baby would just be wrong!
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 11, 2014 03:56 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at December 11, 2014 03:56 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 11, 2014 03:57 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2014 03:57 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdely at December 11, 2014 03:58 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Brer Rabbit at December 11, 2014
Referencing Brer Rabbit means you know who Uncle Remus is and knowing who Uncle Remus is means you're a racist.
Mr. D'oh has two vintage Little Black Sambo books.
*taps fingers on desk*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 03:58 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Bigby's Pearl-Clutching Hands at December 11, 2014 03:58 PM (3ZtZW)
Mammy!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 03:58 PM (/w5Mb)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at December 11, 2014 03:58 PM (Ripu3)
Explains the wrinkles'n'stuff
/ducks
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 03:58 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Conservative Voter at December 11, 2014 03:59 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: ValJarJar at December 11, 2014 03:59 PM (LISuA)
*taps fingers on desk*
Posted by: Jane
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So..., pancakes for dinner?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2014 03:59 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 03:59 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 11, 2014 04:00 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Karl Rove at December 11, 2014 04:00 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 03:49 PM (/jpU
I can't drink red, can I have some (by which I mean all) vodka instead?
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 11, 2014 04:00 PM (mf5HN)
Boehner, Call a press conference.
IF the Democrats do not provide 100 votes for this omnibus bill, it will not pass. The Democrats are shutting down the government two weeks before Christmas!
Posted by: rd at December 11, 2014 04:00 PM (J7NUM)
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 11, 2014 04:00 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Heralder at December 11, 2014 04:01 PM (/Mxso)
http://tinyurl.com/lovfqqn
-
Boy, it's almost like Boehner is a weasel.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 11, 2014 04:01 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Shep ! live from the NewsDeck at December 11, 2014 04:01 PM (Qgr71)
Ted Cruz: "shut down the government!"
Media - he want to kill babies and old folks
Elizabeth Warren: "shut down the government"
Media - our hero! Speaking truth to power! Principled stand in defense of the defenseless!
Posted by: duke at December 11, 2014 04:01 PM (ChY2Q)
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole
Why not walk out now? The dems are on record as voting against. Say **** it and that you'll try again in January. They are counting on him shoveling one thing after another until they vote for something they already want.
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 11, 2014 04:01 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 04:01 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Roves Bloody Cuticles at December 11, 2014 04:01 PM (XzRw1)
Fuck it, let 'em eat refried beans.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2014 04:02 PM (/GgDU)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 11, 2014 03:56 PM (ixAzn)
We have grape, lemon-lime, and cherry flavor.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 11, 2014 04:02 PM (hLRSq)
/loads patchouli and lutefisk in trebuchet
//what now, bitchez?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2014 04:02 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Dr. Evil at December 11, 2014 04:02 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 04:02 PM (sj3Ax)
"One"
Is it getting better
Or do you feel the same
Will it make it easier on you now
You got someone to blame
You say...
One love
One life
When it's one need
In the night
One love
We get to share it
Leaves you baby if you
Don't care for it
Did I disappoint you
Or leave a bad taste in your mouth...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VuuSnzO_t0
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 11, 2014 04:03 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Shoey at December 11, 2014 04:03 PM (jdOk/)
Boehner wanted this bill so he could get his failure to oppose amnesty out of the way. And he failed to get the votes for it.
So he's a failure at being a failure.
Posted by: Methos at December 11, 2014 04:03 PM (A6vWB)
All you have to do is read ace's post. The link is right there.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 04:03 PM (g1DWB)
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 11, 2014 04:04 PM (wAQA5)
/loads patchouli and lutefisk in trebuchet
//what now, bitchez?Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2014 04:02 PM (DT3rQ) Your jib is magnificent and there must be a newsletter
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 11, 2014 04:04 PM (o2Jt2)
can any of you tell me why I should vote republican ever again?
Vote for me in 2016! I don't even have a slight trace of a negro accent and I like trains!
Posted by: Joey Biden at December 11, 2014 04:04 PM (FsuaD)
Yeah, but he's orange. Like Tang, which was invented for astronauts.
Or something equally nonsensical.
Here, have some olives and a whiff of vermouth.
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 04:04 PM (/jpU8)
You can't let the Democrats win.
That's our elected officials' job.
Posted by: --- at December 11, 2014 04:04 PM (MMC8r)
In for a penny, in for a pound. And we're going to pound that funding through come hell or high water.
'Cause principles and voter mandate.
Posted by: John Boehner, The Old Boss at December 11, 2014 04:04 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Shoey
Because as bad and weak as they are, what passes for the Democrat party is a whole lot worse.
It's a fine kettle of fish.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 11, 2014 04:04 PM (l3vZN)
I vote fund amnesty short term, then the gop can fund it long term when they have both houses, because.... um .... big govt is good or something.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2014 04:05 PM (NtzGn)
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2014 04:05 PM (0VRTQ)
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 04:05 PM (/jpU8)
*taps fingers on desk*
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I got a rock.
Posted by: Rick Perry at December 11, 2014 04:06 PM (flbmJ)
If that's so, shut the government down now and let everyone stew about it over Christmas.
Of course it's my opinion that Boner is as big a liar as the Mocha Messiah. It's his nature; he can't help himself.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2014 04:06 PM (yAC3X)
Copy/Paste works well in the 8.1.1/8.1.2 updates again.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 11, 2014 04:06 PM (B/VB5)
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 04:06 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 11, 2014 04:04 PM
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Preach it, brother.
Posted by: Janay Palmer at December 11, 2014 04:07 PM (3Cv/1)
All my errands have been run today.
I was run over by a woman on a motorized shopping cart who thought I was a "store display" and my ankle still hurts.
It's early, but I may have to have a drink of something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 04:07 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Conservative Establishment at December 11, 2014 04:07 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at December 11, 2014 04:08 PM (/jpU8)
that doesn't make sense to me because the GOP is supporting virtually everything the Progs. want.
Posted by: Shoey at December 11, 2014 04:08 PM (jdOk/)
Idea pops into head for tonight's dinner...
Posted by: anon a mouse
Tuna?
--Sandra Fluke
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 04:08 PM (/w5Mb)
Our "backbone", as such, is actually a handful of Nilla wafers strung on a piece of black licorice.
Posted by: The GOP Leadership
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2014 04:08 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 11, 2014 04:08 PM (mf5HN)
-----------
Have you tried one of Mitch's pina coladas?
Posted by: John Boehner at December 11, 2014 04:08 PM (flbmJ)
Yeah I know. Deader than fried chicken.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 11, 2014 03:48 PM (ixAzn)
And why? Because they one boehner is a worthless cowardly pussy that will cave and send them the bill that they want instead of saying "fuck you we've sent you a resolution vote on it and then you'll get the next one"
Posted by: Buzzion at December 11, 2014 04:08 PM (z/Ubi)
whats your point???
Posted by: Media at December 11, 2014 04:08 PM (HRo7B)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 11, 2014 04:08 PM (OCcU9)
Not a clue. Plus įa change, plus c'est la męme chose.
Posted by: DocJ at December 11, 2014 04:08 PM (zrsn3)
Point of order old boy, how would passing anything be not funding amnesty?
If shutdown is the ultimate goal then lets just do it and get it over with.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 04:08 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 04:09 PM (/jpU8)
It's a fine kettle of fish.
Congratulations, you said the magic woid!
/fires lutefisk
Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 11, 2014 04:09 PM (DT3rQ)
Posted by: Bigby's Pearl-Clutching Hands at December 11, 2014 04:09 PM (3ZtZW)
It is so large, with so much crap, we don't have any idea what is in it.
And there is no way any Member of the Congress can know EVERYTHING that is in it...
We've seen the results of what these overly large, overly complicated bills are (exhibit 1, Obamacare)... and it is NEVER good....
Because the STAFFS who actually write the Bills, all have an Axe to grind...
Posted by: Wof, Big Bad, 1 ea. at December 11, 2014 04:09 PM (f0pWu)
Drat you all to heck! I'm trying to get my Rage on over here!
Stop making me laugh!
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 11, 2014 04:08 PM (mf5HN)
Can we help?
Posted by: Room full of giant camel spiders at December 11, 2014 04:09 PM (FsuaD)
Yeah, they're putting it on double secret probation.
Posted by: duke at December 11, 2014 04:09 PM (ChY2Q)
Yes, Nick Searcy! @yesnicksearcy
So the #TortureReport report was written by anonymous Democrat staffers? Were they also gutless anonymous Twitter pussies?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 04:09 PM (ZPrif)
So go, Team? Score on us at will. It just feels so much better when the guys wearing red shirts instead of blue ones are hiding brass knuckles in their gloves.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2014 04:09 PM (1CroS)
It's like taking the ugliest girl in the bar home at last call or jerking off. One is like voting Republican and one is like not voting or voting for a Democrat or Independent or other. And I am not telling you which is which
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 04:09 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF
On the last page of the growth to this monstrosity, there's a tx on stompy boots.
Better?
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 11, 2014 04:10 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Charles Ponzi at December 11, 2014 04:10 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 11, 2014 04:10 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: REO Speedwagon at December 11, 2014 04:10 PM (/jpU8)
Nope. It's the same one that's in Cromnibus.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 04:10 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 11, 2014 04:10 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 11, 2014 04:08 PM
Phil? Is that you?
Posted by: The Face-sized Spider in MWR's Attic at December 11, 2014 04:10 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: MTF at December 11, 2014 04:10 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2014 04:06 PM (yAC3X)
What EO? There is no EO. Boehner knows that. Kubuki theatre...
Posted by: Havedash at December 11, 2014 04:10 PM (gvqyH)
Posted by: Conservative Establishment at December 11, 2014 04:11 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2014 04:11 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: mallfly at December 11, 2014 04:11 PM (bJm7W)
Stop making me laugh"
We're in the Funvee
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 04:11 PM (/jpU8)
"The CRomnibus might wind up failing."
................................
It seemed to go much easier on Schoolhouse Rock!
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 11, 2014 04:11 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2014 04:11 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: RustyG at December 11, 2014 04:11 PM (34Xjk)
Posted by: MTF, stadium vendor at December 11, 2014 04:12 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Bigby's Pearl-Clutching Hands at December 11, 2014 04:12 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 11, 2014 04:12 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: John Boehner at December 11, 2014 04:12 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2014 04:12 PM (ZfUN7)
Now, now, hold your horses. We've got to finish caving to the Dems on the budget before we start caving to them on things like EOs.
Posted by: Johnny "Cheeto" Boner at December 11, 2014 04:13 PM (LA7Cm)
What a fabulous game we are watching play out.
Players? GOP, Dems, and Obama
Look who played both sides? Hands clean. No one is responsible.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 11, 2014 04:13 PM (IXrOn)
I don't want any bailouts.
Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 04:13 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Bigby's Pearl-Clutching Hands at December 11, 2014 04:13 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: bukkakke theater at December 11, 2014 04:13 PM (OCcU9)
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 04:13 PM (/jpU8)
Remember a few days after the election when ChristyBlinky and others said we ought to give the R's a chance before dumping all over them?
She said we were being too negative...too pessimistic...
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 04:13 PM (MgU6y)
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 11, 2014 04:08 PM (mf5HN)
The full length gloves really set off your rage, as does the full length skirt, plunging nekline, and blood-spattered battleaxe. I want to thank you for modelling the Outrage Outlet's "Red Sonja" Line of Fine Eveningwear for Aspiring Sociopathic Tyranesses.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 11, 2014 04:13 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 04:13 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at December 11, 2014 04:13 PM (flbmJ)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility
types
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Oh never mind.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2014 04:14 PM (/GgDU)
Posted by: MTF, stadium vendor at December 11, 2014 04:14 PM (LISuA)
how crappythelegislationbecause
thealternativeistoGIVEintotheDemocrats
andRepublicans arebetterbecausetheir Motivesaremorepurer
antheyareagainstillegalsand Obamacarebuttheyhavetovote
withtheDemsbecauseWashingtonDCandreallySOONtheywill
redeem themselves bygivingussomesortoftaxbreakorpossibly
aniceGOPphoto postcardwithaflagonit.
Posted by: GOPologists at December 11, 2014 04:14 PM (Qgr71)
Posted by: Fauxcohontas at December 11, 2014 04:14 PM (ZfUN7)
Nah. He's too boozed up to be stressing about anything.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 04:14 PM (LA7Cm)
?
That would look like a couple of gloves sewn together?
Posted by: Bigby's Pearl-Clutching Hands at December 11, 2014 04:12 PM (3ZtZW)
The perfect gift for that special polydactylic someone in your life.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2014 04:14 PM (mx5oN)
101 Mr. D'oh has two vintage Little Black Sambo books.
*taps fingers on desk*
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I got a rock.
Posted by: Rick Perry at December 11, 2014 04:06 PM (flbmJ)
If I had a hammer....
Posted by: Peter, Paul and Mary at December 11, 2014 04:14 PM (HRo7B)
Posted by: Main stream media at December 11, 2014 04:14 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: Main stream media
We're on it!
Posted by: GOP leadership at December 11, 2014 04:15 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2014 04:12 PM (ZfUN7)
Half parakeet and lockjaw
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2014 04:15 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 04:15 PM (/w5Mb)
Posted by: Adam Smith at December 11, 2014 04:15 PM (LoIJo)
Ok. Am I the only one who snorted loud enough to wake up the two puppies sleeping in the next room at this, or what.
She said "taint"
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 04:15 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: John Boehner's Scotch Glass at December 11, 2014 04:15 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 11, 2014 04:15 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: GOP leadership at December 11, 2014 04:15 PM (Spluw)
Who's t'aint?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 04:15 PM (/w5Mb)
It t'aint her nuts and it t'aint her asshole neither!
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2014 04:16 PM (mx5oN)
Only one thing to do.
Blame Ted Cruz.Posted by: Main stream media at December 11, 2014 04:14 PM (Xv7f/)Send in the McCain
Posted by: GOPe at December 11, 2014 04:16 PM (o2Jt2)
Because, as we were told repeatedly last week, that's what happens when the House GOP doesn't act.
Posted by: MTF at December 11, 2014 04:16 PM (LISuA)
Wait, so the R's added things that would change Finance Reform??
THIS is what the R's do? They first go after Finance Reform??
Holy shit, no wonder the D's are ramping up their Middle Class bullshit -- the R's are playing right into their hands as the Party Of Wall Street.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 04:16 PM (MgU6y)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 04:16 PM (/w5Mb)
Posted by: rickb223
T'aint me.
Posted by: GOP leadership
T'aint me Babe, t'aint me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2014 04:17 PM (/GgDU)
Posted by: Senator John McCain (R) at December 11, 2014 04:17 PM (Qgr71)
Posted by: --- at December 11, 2014 04:17 PM (MMC8r)
It's early, but I may have to have a drink of something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 04:07 PM (FsuaD)
I like this because it raises two important questions:1. How the f**k does a human woman look like a display?2. Why is it ok for her to run over a display?
Posted by: Heralder at December 11, 2014 04:17 PM (/Mxso)
Nah. He's too boozed up to be stressing about anything.
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Any chance he'll render his version of Moon River from the House floor?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 11, 2014 04:17 PM (XUKZU)
101 Mr. D'oh has two vintage Little Black Sambo books.
*taps fingers on desk
I have the complete set of Amos and Andy TV shows.
They really were not that funny, that's why CBS canned them. Had nothing to do with race
Still those and the "Little Rascals" are gems to enjoy. I wish cotton was a monkey!
http://tinyurl.com/o97ee5v
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 04:17 PM (0FSuD)
Okay, okay. Which one of you put your taint in the bill? Hmmm....?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 04:17 PM (LA7Cm)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 11, 2014 04:17 PM (XzRw1)
What do you mean, "we" Keem-oh-sah-bee?
Posted by: Big Chief Liarwatha Warren at December 11, 2014 04:17 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 04:17 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2014 04:17 PM (ZfUN7)
Posted by: Jim Webb at December 11, 2014 04:17 PM (pmzey)
ChristyBlinky and others said we ought to give the R's a chance before
dumping all over them?
She said we were being too negative...too pessimistic...
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls at December 11, 2014 04:13 PM
I thought maybe she was just riffin' on the Poppin' Fresh Theory of Government....
As soon as they put Boner in for another round as majority leader, I knew it was hopeless.
At least it takes Trey "Mr Conservative" Gowdy out of consideration for any higher office. He Rubio'ed himself by playing footsie with Boner today.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2014 04:18 PM (yAC3X)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for all of Your Holiday Needs! at December 11, 2014 04:13 PM (hLRSq)
One does one's humble best.
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 11, 2014 04:18 PM (mf5HN)
I'm with you. Shut govt down & block SCOAMT EO in January.
Both sides can be blamed.
Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 04:18 PM (sj3Ax)
It's early, but I may have to have a drink of something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 04:07 PM (FsuaD)
I like this because it raises two important questions:1. How the f**k does a human woman look like a display?2. Why is it ok for her to run over a display?
Posted by: Heralder at Decembe
Stay.Away.From. Wal-Mart
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2014 04:18 PM (/GgDU)
Posted by: Bigby's Pearl-Clutching Hands at December 11, 2014 04:18 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 04:18 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Taint at December 11, 2014 04:19 PM (pmzey)
By a dem, BTW...
The provision eliminates the prohibition against Banks putting Credit Derivatives exposure on the Fed Insured side of their books... The one sane part of Dodd-Frank
Posted by: Adam Smith at December 11, 2014 04:19 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: Pointless Man at December 11, 2014 04:19 PM (eb+Sy)
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 11, 2014 04:19 PM (Spluw)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 11, 2014 04:19 PM (IXrOn)
I am sure Elizabeth Warren will make sure that every part of our Republic is used after she runs it over the Fiscal Cliff.
Natives are good like that.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2014 04:19 PM (oZ4BM)
Posted by: Boehner Intern "Jackie" at December 11, 2014 04:19 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Blue Hen at December 11, 2014 04:20 PM (Spluw)
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I got a rock.
Posted by: Rick Perry at December 11, 2014 04:06 PM (flbmJ)
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If I had a hammer....
Posted by: Peter, Paul and Mary at December 11, 2014 04:14 PM (HRo7B)
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We'll always have Paris.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 04:20 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Boehner Intern "Jackie" at December 11, 2014 04:19 PM (LISuA)
You said rape three times...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2014 04:20 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2014 04:18 PM (/GgDU)
Motocart dingbat was in Super Kroger today. Those motorized carts are everywhere now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 04:20 PM (FsuaD)
OMG. Pelosi just said "taint" on Fox.
LOL
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 04:18 PM (FsuaD)
Well, her district, Castro in SF, knows a lot about "taint"
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 04:20 PM (0FSuD)
It was a DEMOCRAT who proposed the changes to Dodd-Frank
Posted by: Adam Smith at December 11, 2014 04:20 PM (LoIJo)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 11, 2014 04:20 PM (OCcU9)
At this point, what does it matter??!!! 11eventy! !
--Hillary
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 04:20 PM (/w5Mb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 04:20 PM (FsuaD)
And usually driven by 400 pounders.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2014 04:20 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Bigby's Pearl-Clutching Hands at December 11, 2014 04:21 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 04:21 PM (/jpU8)
All the screeching harridans that call themselves "feminists" never have anything to say about these guys. Tells you all you need to know about their agenda.
http://tinyurl.com/ojduyfw
Posted by: maddogg at December 11, 2014 04:21 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2014 04:21 PM (mx5oN)
"...that waters down Dodd-Frank."
....................
It's about time somebody turned a firehose on that disgusting pair.
Posted by: wth at December 11, 2014 04:22 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 04:22 PM (Zmw74)
It was a DEMOCRAT who proposed the changes to Dodd-Frank
Posted by: Adam Smith at December 11, 2014 04:20 PM (LoI
To the average voter, what difference does it make now?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2014 04:22 PM (/GgDU)
Posted by: Taint at December 11, 2014 04:22 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2014 04:22 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 04:22 PM (/w5Mb)
***
Hey Mitch, I got you three five dollar ho's.
/Senate Santa
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 04:22 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2014 04:22 PM (knoK7)
I'm pretty much viewing Gowdy as nothing more than Darrel Issa v2.0. The realized the grassroots was getting wise to his dog and pony show hearings that do absolutely jack squat so they needed to start throwing up another guy to lead hearings that will again do absolutely jack squat.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 11, 2014 04:23 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Overused line from Blazing Saddles, still the greatest flick ever at December 11, 2014 04:23 PM (/jpU8)
You got your bill on my taint!
Duck!
Posted by: rickb22
D*ick
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2014 04:23 PM (/GgDU)
Posted by: Mrs Barney at December 11, 2014 04:23 PM (0FSuD)
Let me make a few million on crude by rail before you get this pipeline going.
Posted by: jwest at December 11, 2014 04:23 PM (vwlGK)
Posted by: Hillary at December 11, 2014 04:23 PM (oZ4BM)
Courtesy flush, please
Posted by: Bigby's Pearl-Clutching Hands at December 11, 2014 04:21 PM (3ZtZW)
PooPourri.com
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 11, 2014 04:23 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2014 04:20 PM (mx5oN)
Who have a total lack of peripheral vision and/or the manual dexterity required to operate anything more complex than a bowling ball.
Posted by: Heralder at December 11, 2014 04:23 PM (/Mxso)
Posted by: Mr Sam's dick at December 11, 2014 04:23 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Taint at December 11, 2014 04:23 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 04:24 PM (MgU6y)
The only way that ever stops is to walk away from it and leave the government 'shut down' until next January. The GOP leadership won't do it.
Posted by: Pointless Man at December 11, 2014 04:24 PM (eb+Sy)
I'm with you. Shut govt down block SCOAMT EO in January.
Both sides can be blamed.
Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 04:18 PM
Carol, If it a) saves money, b) doesn't impact average citizens and c) slows down/halts the flow of Choom Boy's compadres across the border, I'm not entirely sure anyone except the political junkies and the worthless drones wasting oxygen in government jobs will think any "blame" attaches to a shutdown at all.
Make sure greenskeepers at federal facilities and the aircrew of AF1 are furloughed. I wanna see Choom Boy lose his cool.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2014 04:24 PM (yAC3X)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 04:24 PM (Zmw74)
Do we know what is in the bill? Do they know what is in the bill or do they have to pass it first to find out?
..................
It says you can keep your doctor. Trust me.
Posted by: wth at December 11, 2014 04:24 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2014 04:20 PM (mx5oN)
Hey I have a disability. I am unable to shut my pie-hole.
Posted by: 400 pounder at December 11, 2014 04:24 PM (HRo7B)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2014 04:20 PM (mx5oN)
****
By law they are supposed to use a well marked pilot car.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 04:24 PM (NeFrd)
The only way that ever stops is to walk away from it and leave the government 'shut down' until next January. The GOP leadership won't do it.
Posted by: Pointless Man at December 11, 2014 04:24 PM (eb+Sy)
I'd sign on for that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 04:24 PM (Zmw74)
Say, is that anything to do with that tribbianti* guy that Insty keeps babbling about?
*yeah, whatever
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 04:24 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 04:24 PM (/w5Mb)
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at December 11, 2014 04:25 PM (Qgr71)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 11, 2014 04:25 PM (XzRw1)
And usually driven by 400 pounders.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2014 04:20 PM (mx5oN)
****
By law they are supposed to use a well marked pilot car.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 04:24 PM (NeFrd)
Whoa, what a bunch of fat-ists.
Posted by: 400 pounder at December 11, 2014 04:25 PM (HRo7B)
Thank you, again, Ace, for following and reporting on what would probably collapse me day after day.
At least I have the freedom to wander off, and Drive-By comment. Relax. Shovel Snow. Nap. Make Chili Con Carne (with beans!)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 11, 2014 04:25 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2014 04:26 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 04:26 PM (Zmw74)
actually ran into one of those recently, never thought I ever would. young girl, alcoholic, of course she was messed up.
Posted by: Bigby's Pearl-Clutching Hands at December 11, 2014 04:26 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 11, 2014 04:26 PM (OCcU9)
well, if ted Cruz and a few Conservatives can dig their heels in they are "terrorists" and "obstructionists". If the Left forces a shutdown it's, "the Republicans have shown they can't govern."
This may be the pre-agreed upon meme.
Or it may be wild crazed speculation on my part in which case put out the torches and return to your homes.
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at December 11, 2014 04:26 PM (7YNVX)
Aren't they due west of the Robert C. Byrd Memorial State and pork Project*
*otherwise known as "west Virginia"
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 04:27 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls at December 11, 2014 04:24 PM (MgU6y)
He's a former DA. He does not take shit lightly. I would hardly call him a barker.
Does he have flair? Yes. Is he a good salesman? Yes. He is NOT a carnival barker.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 04:27 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: 400 pounder at December 11, 2014 04:27 PM (HRo7B)
Posted by: Methos at December 11, 2014 04:28 PM (A6vWB)
Does he have flair? Yes. Is he a good salesman? Yes. He is NOT a carnival barker.
Posted by: Nip Sip
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Damn straight.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at December 11, 2014 04:28 PM (4Mv1T)
http://tinyurl.com/o9vryzo
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 04:28 PM (FsuaD)
Fuck those pieces of shit. They tanked the economy and then turned to Daddy Government for money.
Now they've been riding in Barry's pocket for almost 8 years.
Screw them.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2014 04:28 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 04:27 PM (0FSuD)
But he does have terrible hair.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 11, 2014 04:29 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Spokesperson for the Carnival Barker's Union division of ACSFME at December 11, 2014 04:29 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls at December 11, 2014 04:24 PM (MgU6y)
He's a former DA. He does not take shit lightly. I would hardly call him a barker.
Does he have flair? Yes. Is he a good salesman? Yes. He is NOT a carnival barker.
Posted by: Nip Sip at De
Is he going to accomplish anything?
Posted by: Buzzion at December 11, 2014 04:29 PM (z/Ubi)
Elizabeth Warren wants to shut down the government? Only one thing to do.
"Eh-neeek-chock!"
*grows 50 ft tall*
*rips Capitol building from its foundations*
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2014 04:29 PM (kdS6q)
Does he have flair? Yes. Is he a good salesman? Yes. He is NOT a carnival barker.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 04:27 PM (0FSuD
No, he's a fucking sell out. I have more respect for a carnival barker.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2014 04:29 PM (/GgDU)
Nope. Have you come up with a solution yet or just rage?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 04:29 PM (g1DWB)
*taps fingers on desk*
Posted by: Jane
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So..., pancakes for dinner?
I have to admit, I never got the objection to these at all. The depictions of some versions could be deemed offensive, I suppose. But firstly, LBS was an industrious, clever hero and not being denigrated at all by the story, and secondly...with the ghee and tigers part of the story...Imma guessin' it's set in India.
Posted by: T. Jeff at December 11, 2014 04:29 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 11, 2014 04:29 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 04:27 PM
Hell, he isn't even BOB Barker!
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2014 04:30 PM (yAC3X)
Posted by: Edmund Burp, former aggravated libertarian at December 11, 2014 04:30 PM (cmBvC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 04:30 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Gordon Lightfoot at December 11, 2014 04:30 PM (ZfUN7)
Posted by: Bigby's Pearl-Clutching Hands at December 11, 2014 04:30 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 04:27 PM (0FSuD)
But he does have terrible hair.
Posted by: Just Some Guy
Does not!
Posted by: Lacey Wigs at December 11, 2014 04:31 PM (7YNVX)
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The same reason "we" are defending the unpatriotic scum that make up the chamber of commerce.
Posted by: Methos at December 11, 2014 04:31 PM (A6vWB)
Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 11, 2014 04:29 PM (vgIRn)
Which day? Go to his web site and google him up. The fucker can not decide what he wants to do with his hair. Very weird.
I suspect I will meet him sometime, fuck, I am on every GD fund raiser list in the Carolinas.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 04:31 PM (0FSuD)
...
You have one of those?
Everybody does, some are just really low mileage.
Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2014 04:31 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at December 11, 2014 04:31 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 11, 2014 04:31 PM (XzRw1)
You have to hold your nose and vote (R)!!!
Posted by: Taint at December 11, 2014 04:32 PM (pmzey)
Shutdowns can be useful.
Have you seen the new McConnell Dam and McConnell Bridge?
Posted by: Mitch McConnell at December 11, 2014 04:25 PM (Qgr71)
Can we at least get an amendment that prohibits any Fed dollars to be spent on a project that is named for a living person?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2014 04:32 PM (TIIx5)
What's with the Gowdy bashing? He voted against the Cromnibus today, right?
You would be wrong.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 11, 2014 04:32 PM (XzRw1)
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But those are just facts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2014 04:32 PM (flbmJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 04:32 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Bigby's Pearl-Clutching Hands at December 11, 2014 04:32 PM (3ZtZW)
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I suggested it yesterday. Leave the government shut down over Christmas and New Years and remind everyone how useless it is, and pass a real budget in January once a legitimate congress is seated.
Posted by: Methos at December 11, 2014 04:32 PM (A6vWB)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2014 04:33 PM (ZfUN7)
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The Abe Vigoda Amendment?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2014 04:33 PM (flbmJ)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at December 11, 2014 04:31 PM
Uhhhhhhh...no. He did not in fact do that.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2014 04:33 PM (yAC3X)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 11, 2014 04:29 PM (z/Ubi)
There are 435 members of the House. Name ten?
Yes he will accomplish much. He is young, he is driven and he has a lock district.
South Carolina is another country. Trey, Tim Scott and Leslie all from the same state?
Amazing.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 04:33 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Spokesperson for the Carnival Barker's Union division of ACSFME at December 11, 2014 04:33 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Hans Gruber at December 11, 2014 04:34 PM (3ETm/)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at December 11, 2014 04:34 PM (X+nFp)
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Do we really need that whole due process thing?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 11, 2014 04:34 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Touche, sir. I'm forgetting about The Narrative, and Great Social Justice.
My bad.
Posted by: T. Jeff at December 11, 2014 04:34 PM (/Ho8c)
Can we at least get an amendment that prohibits any Fed dollars to be spent on a project that is named for a living person?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
The Barack Obama Prison for Criminal Politicians.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2014 04:35 PM (/GgDU)
Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 04:35 PM (sj3Ax)
Great. I'd love to see it. Accept it won't happen.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 04:35 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: T. Jeff at December 11, 2014 04:35 PM (/Ho8c)
Posted by: Edmund Burpe, former aggravated libertarian at December 11, 2014 04:35 PM (cmBvC)
Posted by: Bigby's Pearl-Clutching Hands at December 11, 2014 04:35 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 11, 2014 04:29 PM (z/Ubi)
There are 435 members of the House. Name ten?
Yes he will accomplish much. He is young, he is driven and he has a lock district.
South Carolina is another country. Trey, Tim Scott and Leslie all from the same state?
Amazing.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 04:33 PM (0FSuD)
Let me clarify. Are his hearings and questions of the "investigations" into the administration going to accomplish anything.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 11, 2014 04:35 PM (z/Ubi)
HELLO?
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 04:36 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at December 11, 2014 04:31 PM
Uhhhhhhh...no. He did not in fact do that.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2014 04:33 PM (yAC3X)
The ONLY vote they had today was a procedural vote- NOT a vote on the actualy bill- it was only a vote to bring the Bill to debate.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 04:36 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: John Boehner's Liver at December 11, 2014 04:36 PM (pmzey)
Posted by: Paco Juan at December 11, 2014 04:36 PM (dxTxt)
Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 04:36 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdely at December 11, 2014 04:36 PM (FXdH7)
Posted by: Common Core Math at December 11, 2014 04:36 PM (NtzGn)
Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdely at December 11, 2014 04:37 PM (FXdH7)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 11, 2014 04:37 PM (o2Jt2)
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 04:37 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 11, 2014 04:35 PM (z/Ubi)
Let me clarify. Do any of them EVAH accomplish anything?
It's theater, we won.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 04:37 PM (0FSuD)
NOT a vote on the actualy bill- it was only a vote to bring the Bill to
debate.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 04:36 PM
And yet he wasn't one of the "no" votes in the "procedural vote" which, had they prevailed, would have put a nice torpedo right into Tipplin' John's plans.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2014 04:38 PM (yAC3X)
Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdely at December 11, 2014 04:36 PM (FXdH7)
What are you trying to say?
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 11, 2014 04:38 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 11, 2014 04:38 PM (o2Jt2)
That's like $10 per year"
Only in metric
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 04:38 PM (/jpU8)
Well, I'm more concerned about a solution that works out for Americans. I don't much care about democrats and moderate republicans.
Posted by: Methos at December 11, 2014 04:38 PM (A6vWB)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at December 11, 2014 04:38 PM (34Xjk)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 04:38 PM (MgU6y)
Posted by: Common Core Math at December 11, 2014 04:39 PM (NtzGn)
Fair enough. I'm concerned with the same thing. We see a different way of getting there.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 04:39 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 11, 2014 04:35 PM (z/Ubi)
Let me clarify. Do any of them EVAH accomplish anything?
It's theater, we won.
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 04:37 PM (0FSuD)
In other words: Darrel Issa v2.0
Posted by: Buzzion at December 11, 2014 04:40 PM (z/Ubi)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2014 04:40 PM (NtzGn)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2014 04:40 PM (ZfUN7)
Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2014 04:40 PM (DL2i+)
NOT a vote on the actualy bill- it was only a vote to bring the Bill to
debate.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 04:36 PM
And yet he wasn't one of the "no" votes in the "procedural vote" which, had they prevailed, would have put a nice torpedo right into Tipplin' John's plans.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2014 04:38 PM (yAC3X)
I'm just trying to be factually accurate. Not making any judgments on the actions....Yet
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 04:40 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 04:40 PM (LA7Cm)
Seriously. Vote for Me. It's time to change the calculus.
Posted by: Jim Webb
"Calculus" doesn't mean third world family pedophilia novels, does it?
Posted by: imp at December 11, 2014 04:40 PM (XIXZz)
351 "the federal debt has increased by $3.8 trillion in the 3.8 years
That's like $10 per year"
Only in metric
Posted by: anon a mouse at December 11, 2014 04:38 PM (/jpU
Sooo... its a Metric FuckTon, vice an English weights and measure FuckTon?
Posted by: Wof, Big Bad, 1 ea. at December 11, 2014 04:41 PM (f0pWu)
For me, that's like getting a $30/wk raise.
Filled up at $2.26 this morning.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 04:41 PM (/w5Mb)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 04:41 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 11, 2014 04:41 PM (ZKzrr)
But firstly, LBS was an industrious, clever hero and not being denigrated at all by the story, and secondly...with the ghee and tigers part of the story...Imma guessin' it's set in India
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But those are just facts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2014 04:32 PM (flbmJ)
Remember the Sambo's restaurants? Most got shut down in part because of outrage over the mascot. The original restaurant is still open in Stalingrad-on-the-Beach (Santa Barbara). The last time I was in there about 5 years ago, they still had the black version of Sambo on the wallpaper.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2014 04:41 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 04:40 PM
Screw the "facts," bro. It's teh narrative!11!
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2014 04:42 PM (yAC3X)
My supermarket gives gas points for every dollar you spend. 200 points = .20 gas discount.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 04:42 PM (MgU6y)
Posted by: Mow de grass Tyson at December 11, 2014 04:42 PM (/jpU8)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2014 04:40 PM (ZfUN7)
Even cheaper if you have gas points.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 11, 2014 04:43 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 04:44 PM (Zmw74)
Posted by: Joe Biden, War Chief at December 11, 2014 04:44 PM (q+zA9)
Posted by: Unclezeb at December 11, 2014 04:44 PM (grSJ3)
The other classic Democratic gambit in such negotiations is to promise votes in future for things that run counter to their own wishes and agenda. Then not actually deliver those votes when the future actually arrives.
They burned Reagan with TEFRA in 1982. Said if he'd raise taxes, they'd cut spending "later". Never happened.
Burned Reagan again in 1986 with Simpson-Mazzoli. Give amnesty and votes to millions of new Democrats, and they'd vote to secure the border "later". Of course "later" never arrived.
Burned Bush The Lesser (as distinct from Bush The Lesser Still) in 1991 by saying that if he'd raise taxes, they'd cut spending "later". You all know the drill by now.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 11, 2014 04:44 PM (noWW6)
Imagine what gas would be if they had started Keystone three years ago and it was finished.
Don't thank fucking Obama for anything. He and the EPA have tried to close down fracking with their stupid Grouse endangered blah blah blah
Posted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 04:45 PM (0FSuD)
...and the the additional monies for DHS was to provide for additional judges to hear immigration case in order to speed the process.
This is exactly what obama has always wanted! And by "speed the process," they mean amnesty/permanent visa.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 04:46 PM (MgU6y)
Suuuuure it does. Uh-huh.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 04:46 PM (LA7Cm)
https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/543046231241400320
Posted by: Common Core Math at December 11, 2014 04:39 PM (NtzGn)
It takes a worried woman to sing a worried song.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 11, 2014 04:46 PM (W5DcG)
osted by: Nip Sip at December 11, 2014 04:45 PM (0FSuD
Avenge ME !!
Posted by: ANWAR at December 11, 2014 04:46 PM (q+zA9)
Seriously. Vote for Me. It's time to change the calculus.
Posted by: Jim Webb
Why? You're just going to throw a temper tantum and resign if Drudge writes a mildly critical headline, so what's the point?
You want my vote? Make Cruz or Palin your VP. *snerk*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2014 04:47 PM (TIIx5)
You should change your nic to Glutton for Punishment.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2014 04:47 PM (/GgDU)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 11, 2014 04:48 PM (o2Jt2)
Posted by: gm at December 11, 2014 04:48 PM (uyVht)
*But we added $5 billion to the overall HHS budget.*
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 04:49 PM (LA7Cm)
Time to remind ourselves here that Obama handpicked a Secretary of Energy who said it was imperative to get gasoline prices up to "European levels", i.e., eight or nine bucks a gallon.
A normal political candidate would have been incinerated by that. High gas prices are one of the worst political toxins that exist. Trying as a matter of policy to deliberately raise gas prices? A third-rail decision.
But of course Obama wasn't a normal candidate. He had a media who had shifted from their normal quiet Democratic bias to outright open propagandizing, and he had GOP opponents who were scared to harshly attack him for fear of being called rayciss. So, America's legions of low information voters never found out about his high gas price plans.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 11, 2014 04:49 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Gmac- who is tired of all this at December 11, 2014 04:49 PM (baiNQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2014 04:50 PM (ZfUN7)
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 11, 2014 04:51 PM (o2Jt2)
Posted by: Methos' horrific Nancy Pelosi sockpuppet at December 11, 2014 04:51 PM (A6vWB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 04:52 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: gm at December 11, 2014 04:52 PM (uyVht)
That's not how these things work, dearie
Posted by: Methos' horrific Nancy Pelosi sockpuppet at December 11, 2014 04:51 PM (A6vWB) I know that...but for him to say 'you don't know all the facts' is pretty brazen
Posted by: A dude in MI at December 11, 2014 04:53 PM (o2Jt2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2014 04:53 PM (ZfUN7)
Citigroup is holding government funding hostage to ram through its government bailout provision. Join me in opposing the #CitigroupShutdown
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 04:54 PM (g1DWB)
I'm text chatting with someone with an Indian name at Amazon right now. Wish me luck.
If this works, I should be able to mathematically calculate the new US debt level after the latest piece of shit gets pushed through.
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 11, 2014 04:54 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Tyrone shoelaces at December 11, 2014 04:54 PM (1JJ9R)
Bossy.
#banbossy
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 04:55 PM (/w5Mb)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 04:56 PM (/w5Mb)
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And those same dopes are now crediting him with the gas price drop. You know Obama has to be pissed about that (the price drop). If he saw it on the news.
Posted by: Tyrone shoelaces at December 11, 2014 04:56 PM (1JJ9R)
Good luck with Hadji and the 7-11 Choir.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2014 04:57 PM (/GgDU)
Posted by: gm at December 11, 2014 04:52 PM
Silly boy. Lieawatha is being forced into this by the evil GOP inclusion of that provision allowing more money to be donated by evil rich people like the Koch Brothers, and gutting essential parts of the sacred Dodd-Frank bill. This is how it will be spun. It's the GOP's fault, and Warren is being forced into this by standing on scared Progressive principle. News at 11.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 11, 2014 04:57 PM (knoK7)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 11, 2014 04:58 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 11, 2014 04:58 PM (ZKzrr)
Remember a few days after the election when ChristyBlinky and others said we ought to give the R's a chance before dumping all over them?
She said we were being too negative...too pessimistic...
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 04:13 PM (MgU6y)
I didn't, but I do not doubt it one bit.
Posted by: Shoey at December 11, 2014 04:59 PM (jdOk/)
One more time: cut the funding, shut down the government. Okay, then what?
You mean you have no plan at all from there? So you support throwing a tantrum. Gotcha.
Posted by: Adjoran at December 11, 2014 04:59 PM (QIQ6j)
Posted by: Tyrone shoelaces at December 11, 2014 04:56 PM (1JJ9R)
Oh, he might have noticed the price drop at the go-kart track.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at December 11, 2014 04:59 PM (nFdGS)
passed by outgoing GOP guv Corbett and his GOP controlled legislature."
And the gas tax is one big reason why Corbett is an outgoing governor. The first incumbent governor of PA to lose re-election since incumbent governors of PA were allowed to stand for second terms (in 196
.Deliberate gas price increases: politically radioactive issue. Given opponents who are actually willing to *use* that issue and go on the attack.
Corbett had Democratic opponents willing and able to use high gas prices against him.
Whereas Obama had Republican opponents who were terrified of saying anything about him other than "My friendsh, you have nothing to fear from Barack Obama in the White House," and "Candy, can I just say that I agree with the President on this?"
Posted by: torquewrench at December 11, 2014 04:59 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 04:59 PM (FsuaD)
Citigroup is holding government funding hostage to ram through its government bailout provision. Join me in opposing the #CitigroupShutdown
-
Call for Orwell. Mr. George Orwell.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 11, 2014 05:00 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 11, 2014 05:00 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2014 05:01 PM (ZfUN7)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 11, 2014 05:01 PM (0HooB)
Lots of butter.
Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 11, 2014 04:41 PM (ZKzrr)
Eat me.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at December 11, 2014 05:02 PM (mx5oN)
Citigroup is holding government funding hostage to ram through its government bailout provision. Join me in opposing the #CitigroupShutdown
Who's in your wallet?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 05:02 PM (/w5Mb)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2014 05:03 PM (ZfUN7)
Posted by: steve walsh at December 11, 2014 05:03 PM (9TS9J)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 05:03 PM (FsuaD)
The bank provision is completely ridiculous. If I understand correctly, it keeps investment derivatives within the government insured banking branch of large financial institutions. Dodd-Frank shifts derivatives out of government backed entity into another entity. Assigns risk to the bank, not the taxpayer.
Leadership gives taxpayer money to banks (implicitly) before opposing amnesty.
Posted by: Arkady at December 11, 2014 05:04 PM (vFoc7)
And by preparing you mean staging a photo op of prezzy on the phone looking all serious and shit?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 11, 2014 05:05 PM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 11, 2014 05:00 PM (GDulk)
That you know of.
Jus' sayin'
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 11, 2014 05:06 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 11, 2014 05:07 PM (itUWa)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2014 05:03 PM (ZfUN7)
Sweet. Screaming at people for "recreating" gives me a major fucking hard-on.
Posted by: National Park Service brownshirt at December 11, 2014 05:07 PM (bHnlE)
One more time: cut the funding, shut down the government. Okay, then what?
You mean you have no plan at all from there? So you support throwing a tantrum. Gotcha.
Posted by: Adjoran at December 11, 2014 04:59 PM (QIQ6j)
here's the Plan - SPEND LESS MONEY!
Posted by: Shoey at December 11, 2014 05:07 PM (jdOk/)
Posted by: FCF at December 11, 2014 05:07 PM (kejii)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at December 11, 2014 05:07 PM (nFdGS)
Posted by: ejo at December 11, 2014 05:08 PM (rsGj7)
they got the barbed wire ready to go around the WWII memorial
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at December 11, 2014 05:08 PM (itUWa)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 11, 2014 05:08 PM (ZKzrr)
Shh. Admitting Warren actually has a point interferes with the meme that all shutdown are unthinkably horrific.
Posted by: Methos at December 11, 2014 05:08 PM (A6vWB)
Posted by: T. Jeff at December 11, 2014 05:09 PM (/Ho8c)
Stand one foot outside. Rent binoculars.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 05:09 PM (/w5Mb)
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdely
.......................................
I see there is still a thirst for some Dicken's Cider!
You can never have too much Dicken's Cider.
Posted by: Dicken's Cider marketing dept. at December 11, 2014 05:09 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: FCF at December 11, 2014 05:09 PM (kejii)
Posted by: The National Park Service at December 11, 2014 05:10 PM (Mjgz0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 11, 2014 05:10 PM (XG/1t)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at December 11, 2014 05:10 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Ranger Rick at December 11, 2014 05:11 PM (LA7Cm)
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Chris Dodd makes a great waitress sandwich, IMO
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at December 11, 2014 05:11 PM (Mjgz0)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 11, 2014 05:11 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 11, 2014 05:10 PM (XG/1t)
I really don't even know what to say to that.
Who the hell does that?
It's just. What the actual fucking fuck is wrong with people?
Did they think oh hey no big it won't cause lasting damage?
Were they higher than usual?
Posted by: alexthechick - RTFBYMFMF at December 11, 2014 05:12 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 05:12 PM (LA7Cm)
Hmmm, if the govt shuts down.... does that mean Barky family don't go to Hawaii for Christmas?
Hahahahahahahahaha! *choke* Hahahahahhahahahaha!
It's cute that you'd even consider the possibility.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 05:13 PM (FsuaD)
Hey Bob did you pack the Bangalore Torpedos for our upcoming visit to DC?
Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 11, 2014 05:13 PM (Mxs5H)
Posted by: The National Park Service at December 11, 2014 05:10 PM (Mjgz0)
Those bastards at the ghey dating site are raising their rates AGAIN!?
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at December 11, 2014 05:13 PM (mx5oN)
Burn this MF'er down!
--Gentle Giant's dad
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 05:14 PM (/w5Mb)
Since we pay for his vacations & entire entourage I hope so!
Hawaiians will have peace at Christmas.
Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 05:14 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 05:14 PM (MgU6y)
I guess the unwashed masses will be kept out of our White House as well.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 05:14 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Fed Flunkie Functionary #11,642 at December 11, 2014 05:15 PM (dxTxt)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 11, 2014 05:15 PM (7RXcs)
Posted by: MTF at December 11, 2014 05:15 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Emperor O at December 11, 2014 05:15 PM (XzRw1)
so cut an orange brother some slack, would ya?
Posted by: John Boehner at December 11, 2014 05:15 PM (jdOk/)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 05:16 PM (/w5Mb)
Posted by: FCF at December 11, 2014 05:16 PM (kejii)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 05:16 PM (MgU6y)
Disagree. For example, I see no problem with "Nancy Pelosi is to moral as blender is to puppy".
Posted by: pep at December 11, 2014 05:17 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 05:17 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 05:17 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 05:17 PM (MgU6y)
LINK (Breitbart): http://preview.tinyurl.com/lq35bu6
Posted by: mrp at December 11, 2014 05:18 PM (JBggj)
Fence hoppers up! Scouts out!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 05:18 PM (/w5Mb)
Posted by: Malaysia Airlines at December 11, 2014 05:18 PM (Mjgz0)
obama's treas sec is from Citi...
This GAME the Democrats play with Wall Street makes me sick -- they're all in bed together.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 05:18 PM (MgU6y)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 11, 2014 05:18 PM (ZKzrr)
8:00PM
The Night They Saved Governtmas
Starring Brian Dennihey, Brian Boytano, and Alf
"Santa arrives in Washington DC only to find the Government has shut down. A group of downtrodden Congresspersons rally behind Santa to save Governtmas. "
Rating: D
Explicit idiocy and some scenes of national rape.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 11, 2014 05:18 PM (dxTxt)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 05:18 PM (LA7Cm)
A group wants us to donate to an organization that buildz girlz self-esteem:
"enables our girls to navigate challenges with increased self-esteem, joy and belief in their unique selves."
And rape awareness. (I may have added that last part.)
*heads for recycling bin*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 05:18 PM (FsuaD)
Posted by: Marlon Brando at December 11, 2014 05:19 PM (LH3Pn)
Posted by: Creatures From Jeckyll Island at December 11, 2014 05:19 PM (XzRw1)
New emails released from Hollywood executives that have met Obama.
Exec#1- I bet liked La Cage Aux Folles.
Exec#2- La Cage Aux Folles 2.
Exec#1- Perhaps Brokeback Mountain.
Exec#2- The Birdcage.
Exec#1- Shaft!
Exec#2- Shaft?
Exec#1- He hasn't actually seen it, he just heard it involved black people and Shaft.
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 11, 2014 05:19 PM (6n332)
Posted by: pep at December 11, 2014 05:17 PM (4nR9/)
Sample Question from 2017 SAT:
Joe Biden is to intelligence as chancre is to______
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 11, 2014 05:19 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 05:19 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 05:20 PM (MgU6y)
Tea Party Champion Ted Cruz
vs.
Noted Pederast and Majority Leader Harry Reid...
Let's Get It On!!!!
Posted by: Judge Mills Lane at December 11, 2014 05:20 PM (A6vWB)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 05:20 PM (LA7Cm)
here's the Plan - SPEND LESS MONEY!
Posted by: Shoey at December 11, 2014 05:07 PM (jdOk/)
And have the House pass a budget in January when the Senate majority leader won't reflexively shitcan it. But suggesting that is apparently "ragey" or something.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 11, 2014 05:20 PM (bHnlE)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 05:20 PM (MgU6y)
Some people like it mulled, but I prefer mine cold.
Posted by: Sidebar Corpse HateFucker at December 11, 2014 05:21 PM (LH3Pn)
Posted by: Bob Dole at December 11, 2014 05:21 PM (Mjgz0)
It's "our" White House just like it's "our government."
Which means we only get to pay for it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 11, 2014 05:22 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 05:22 PM (FsuaD)
Can't play right now. Busy thinking up a way to blame this all on Ted Cruz.
Posted by: Jennifer Rubin
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2014 05:24 PM (kdS6q)
Since life has been irremediably spoiled for the believer, he has relatively little hesitation about spoiling it for others. This gives him an advantage. He can be unscrupulous under the disguise of idealism. His self-righteousness permits him to convince himself that he is destroying people for their own good.
Perfectly describes the fanatic tools destroying everything as the Goebbels pat themselves on the back because they felt it their duty to unleash volcanic passions, outbreaks of rage, to set masses of people on the march, to organize hatred and despair with ice-cold calculation. - ibid
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 11, 2014 05:24 PM (XG/1t)
BTW, does anyone else get the sense that Pelosi doesn't really know the meaning of the words and phrases she uses? She's a parrot - a particularly dull one. With non-natural plumage.
Posted by: pep at December 11, 2014 05:25 PM (4nR9/)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 05:25 PM (LA7Cm)
"enables our girls to navigate challenges with increased self-esteem, joy and belief in their unique selves."
And rape awareness. (I may have added that last part.)
*heads for recycling bin*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 05:18 PM (FsuaD)
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Tell them you're donating your grrl power welfare fund to the NRA.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 11, 2014 05:25 PM (KH1sk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 05:25 PM (FsuaD)
She said we were being too negative...too pessimistic...
I've forgotten that. All I remember is JeffB lecturing that something must have happened to Jackie.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2014 05:25 PM (0b722)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2014 05:26 PM (Mjgz0)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at December 11, 2014 05:25 PM (KH1sk)
Good idea. Send them a copy of my renewal notice.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 05:26 PM (FsuaD)
fast-track to citizenship, Utah Sen. Mike Lee announced Thursday.
We need Lee and Cruz to knock this omnibust to the curb with their strong pimp hands.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 11, 2014 05:26 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: harry reid's parrot at December 11, 2014 05:26 PM (0b722)
http://tinyurl.com/otlnbtt
one for HR
http://tinyurl.com/l5v4as3
one for AtC
http://tinyurl.com/kpv9u6d
one for the guys
Posted by: DaveA at December 11, 2014 05:27 PM (DL2i+)
At that point, let him decide what he wants to veto -- 'cause if he vetoes something, the agency isn't funded until a replacement bill is passed and hits his desk. If Obama wants to say, "no, I will not sign a bill the directs the DOJ to stop ginning up racial tensions," then the DOJ can send everybody home while congress thinks about that.
Posted by: cthulhu at December 11, 2014 05:28 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 05:29 PM (MgU6y)
She also forgets to mention its the same thing the House already voted on and passed and was sent to the Senate where like everything else the House has sent it died.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 05:29 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Newt Gingrich at December 11, 2014 05:29 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Something Bing Crosby said at December 11, 2014 05:30 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 05:31 PM (NeFrd)
Also on Wednesday, the Pentagon said it had closed its last detention facility at Bagram airfield, the largest U.S. base in Afghanistan, with the transfer to Afghan custody of two Tunisians and the release of a Jordanian.
The U.S. military had rushed to empty the small jail of prisoners it would no longer be allowed to keep in Afghanistan when the mission for U.S.-led force there ends later this month.
Posted by: Dr. Evil at December 11, 2014 05:31 PM (e8kgV)
--------------------------------
Mele Kalikimaka
Posted by: Something Bing Crosby said
Don Ho!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 05:33 PM (/w5Mb)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 05:33 PM (NeFrd)
The horror. The horror. The whore?
Posted by: harry reid's parrot at December 11, 2014 05:33 PM (0b722)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 05:34 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2014 05:34 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 05:34 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2014 05:34 PM (0b722)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 11, 2014 05:35 PM (OCcU9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 11, 2014 05:35 PM (XG/1t)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2014 05:36 PM (l1zOH)
***
Man, if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 05:36 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: dirks strewn at December 11, 2014 05:36 PM (TIgJq)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5uloqfZMDM
[Best Rock and Roll Rhythm Section, Ever]
Posted by: fIREHOSE at December 11, 2014 05:36 PM (fGfmy)
This GAME the Democrats play with Wall Street makes me sick -- they're all in bed together.
Which is funny because Obama's only real job as a lawyer was being the lead attorney on a suit against Bank of America which, in essence, eventually created the subprime crisis.
BTW, as a result of the lawsuit, the lawyers got a total of about $1,000,000. The three main clients got about $10,000 each and the rest of the class got coupons, which it isn't clear that anybody actually redeemed.
Posted by: AmishDude at December 11, 2014 05:36 PM (L2xDv)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 05:37 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 05:37 PM (sj3Ax)
"Every dollar spent in unemployment compensation adds three dollars to the economy."
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 05:37 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 11, 2014 05:38 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 05:39 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2014 05:39 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 05:39 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 05:40 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 11, 2014 05:41 PM (g+qqc)
So you like little boys, pervert!
Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 05:41 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2014 05:41 PM (l1zOH)
"Every week we don't pass a Stimulus package, 500 million Americans lose their jobs."
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 11, 2014 05:42 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 05:42 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 11, 2014 05:43 PM (g+qqc)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 05:44 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 05:44 PM (NeFrd)
Be very, very careful.....
Best to just avoid the dried-up old bitch altogether.
Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 11, 2014 05:44 PM (g+qqc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2014 05:45 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 05:25 PM (FsuaD)
You misspelled "sucking".
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 11, 2014 05:45 PM (W5DcG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2014 05:46 PM (ZfUN7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2014 05:46 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 11, 2014 05:47 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: HR needs donuts at December 11, 2014 05:47 PM (ZKzrr)
Thanks for laugh!
Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 05:47 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
You misspelled "sucking".
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 05:47 PM (/w5Mb)
Idea pops into head for tonight's dinner...
Posted by: anon a mouse
Tuna?
--Sandra Fluke
Posted by: rickb223
It's actually "kentle of fish" . Still smells like Fluke.
Posted by: dirks strewn at December 11, 2014 05:47 PM (TIgJq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 11, 2014 05:48 PM (ZfUN7)
Tea Party Champion Ted Cruz
vs.
Noted Pederast and Majority Leader Harry Reid...
Let's Get It On!!!!
-
Celebrity Politician Deathmatch. I like it. In this corner, the wily Botox Brawler Nancy Pelosi! And in this corner, the up and coming Arizona Asswacker Megan "Meggy Mac" McCain.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 11, 2014 05:48 PM (XUKZU)
Thin veneer - Week, month.., it's all the same to Nanci
I would be surprised if she knew what month it is. She can't go by a woman's regular cycle.
January, February, March, Banana...
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 11, 2014 05:49 PM (XzRw1)
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It sound like somebody is Ready for Hillary.
Posted by: Huma Abedin Edmund Weiner at December 11, 2014 05:49 PM (Mjgz0)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 05:50 PM (NeFrd)
Bam!
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 11, 2014 05:47 PM (XzRw1)
Pro or Anti?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 11, 2014 05:50 PM (W5DcG)
Hey-how-are-ya, Hey-how-are-ya, Hey-how-are-ya!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 05:50 PM (/w5Mb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2014 05:51 PM (FsuaD)
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This could work if there's a boat in Boston harbor with a shitload of tea on it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2014 05:51 PM (Mjgz0)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 11, 2014 05:51 PM (XzRw1)
Please tell us more. I didn't know he actually practiced as attorney.
Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 05:52 PM (sj3Ax)
". . . language on Wall Street and a separate provision allowing wealthy political contributors to greatly increase their annual donations to political committees."
Typical Congressional BS, what the hell do political contributions have to do with the budget of this country?
Posted by: MWTexas at December 11, 2014 05:52 PM (N05oL)
"You go through the gate. If the gate's closed, you go over the fence. If the fence is too high, we'll pole-vault in. If that doesn't work, we'll parachute in. But we're going to get health care reform passed for the American people. "
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 05:53 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at December 11, 2014 05:53 PM (Bn6aD)
"We have more than enough natural gas to power America. There is no need to drill for fossil fuels at all."
Posted by: Hopped Up On Something at December 11, 2014 05:54 PM (NHtMs)
" I'm confident...,I'm hopeful that we’ll have a health care bill as a Christmas present for the American people."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2014 05:54 PM (l1zOH)
CHiPs is on. In this episode, Ponch and Jon toy with powered hang-gliders, a.k.a. death traps.
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 05:54 PM (MgU6y)
"Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2014 05:55 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 11, 2014 05:55 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 05:55 PM (NeFrd)
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We're trying to fit this into the Republican Rapist narrative but this is taking more time thank we anticipated.
Posted by: The MSM, Now With 20% More Truthiness at December 11, 2014 05:56 PM (Mjgz0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2014 05:56 PM (l1zOH)
Which is kind of ironic.
It would be hilarious if their EBT cards were 'shut down'.
Posted by: wheatie at December 11, 2014 05:56 PM (Dlofw)
LET'S WRITE AND PASS A NATIONAL BUDGET FOR THE ENTIRE FISCAL YEAR, LIKE THE FUCKING LAW REQUIRES!!!!!
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2014 05:56 PM (58BkC)
Posted by: Captain Clarence Oveur at December 11, 2014 05:57 PM (amQXf)
all insurers to cover transgender surgeries.
Yeah, that's what the economy needs.
Nip, not tuck?
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 05:57 PM (/w5Mb)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 05:57 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: dirks strewn at December 11, 2014 05:59 PM (TIgJq)
Notice how it's continuous stunts?
When one stunt starts to fade, the Left fabricates yet another fake crisis?
icantbreathe is waning, so the Democrats choreograph this budget crisis
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 11, 2014 05:59 PM (MgU6y)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2014 05:56 PM (58BkC)
How many years was it without an actual budget? Was there one last year?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 11, 2014 05:59 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: The MFM at December 11, 2014 06:00 PM (5buP8)
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 06:00 PM (gmeXX)
all insurers to cover transgender surgeries.
Yeah, that's what the economy needs
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JT Marlin upgrades Dork Concepts Artificial Dick Mfg. Co. to STRONG BUY.
Posted by: JT Marlin at December 11, 2014 06:00 PM (Mjgz0)
It seem like Warren is newest flavor!
Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 06:01 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 06:01 PM (/w5Mb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2014 06:01 PM (l1zOH)
Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2014 05:56 PM (58BkC)
How many years was it without an actual budget? Was there one last year?
----
I actually don't care what the law requires because I'm not sure how a law that requires Congress to pass a budget applies to a new Congress. I'm not sure such a law is constitutional.
But I get the political benefit of requesting a budget.
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 06:01 PM (gmeXX)
all insurers to cover transgender surgeries.
Yeah, that's what the economy needs
--
The important thing is we organize the health care of 320 million Americans around the 12 people each year who want cut off their dick.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 06:02 PM (ZPrif)
Botox Brawler Nancy Pelosi! And in this corner, the up and coming
Arizona Asswacker Megan "Meggy Mac" McCain.
Yoos da ropes. Yoos da ropes.
Posted by: CAssius Clay Who Dodged The Draft To Make Millions at December 11, 2014 06:02 PM (XzRw1)
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If its important to the citizens of NY - and since they elected Cuomo it must - what do I care as a resident of Texas.
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 06:03 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 06:01 PM (gmeXX)
I leave aside the issue that it is Congress that made that law.
How could such a law be unconstitutional? On what grounds?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 11, 2014 06:03 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 06:03 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 11, 2014 06:02 PM (ZPrif)
I think that needs to be on Twitchy.
Imagine that howls of outrage.
Let's do it!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 11, 2014 06:04 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2014 06:05 PM (Mjgz0)
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 06:01 PM (gmeXX)
I leave aside the issue that it is Congress that made that law.
How could such a law be unconstitutional? On what grounds?
-----
How can one Congress order another Congress to do something, specifically related to spending money? That seems like something that is in the purview of each specific Congress.
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 06:05 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 06:01 PM (gmeXX)
I leave aside the issue that it is Congress that made that law.
How could such a law be unconstitutional? On what grounds?
----
Strikes me as an odd law really.
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 06:06 PM (gmeXX)
Ryan - Murray 2013. It was a 2 year budget plan which capped spending in 2015 at $1.014 trillion.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 06:07 PM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2014 06:07 PM (Mjgz0)
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 06:05 PM (gmeXX)
I'm not even going to get into the Constitutional issue.
What do you think actually happens when every two years a new Congress declares all laws passed under the previous law null and void?
Or let's say they don't declare ALL laws null and void, but rather just ones they "like" in a completely random fashion?
What's the likely result?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 11, 2014 06:08 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 11, 2014 05:59 PM (AC0lD)
Last actual budget... FY 2009... Actually signed by SCOAMF, but spending increases are blamed on BOOOOOSH
Posted by: King Putt at December 11, 2014 06:08 PM (LoIJo)
Good
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 06:08 PM (nzKvP)
Time to replace Boehner.
Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 06:08 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2014 06:07 PM (Mjgz0)
Megadoses of Thorazine work wonders.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 11, 2014 06:08 PM (V+kmg)
The Office of Management and Budget (OMB) on Thursday held a conference
call with government agencies and departments to prepare them for a
possible shutdown, as the House struggles to pass a funding bill.
Good
Fantastic!
Posted by: CAssius Clay Who Dodged The Draft To Make Millions at December 11, 2014 06:09 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2014 06:09 PM (l1zOH)
I second that Good & say Excellent!
Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 06:09 PM (sj3Ax)
What's the likely result?
----
The difference is this is a law that is directed at them and only them and basically ordering Congress to do something that it has sole Article 1 power over - that is to appropriate money.
Just because one Congress passed such a law for political purposes doesn't mean future congress' have to abide by such a law.
Not saying you can't get political mileage out of it, but for me it is a silly law.
Posted by: SH at December 11, 2014 06:09 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Ronster at December 11, 2014 06:10 PM (9vrWU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2014 06:09 PM (l1zOH)
Let's hope its the cheap Chinese knock-off Lithium
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 11, 2014 06:10 PM (V+kmg)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 11, 2014 06:10 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Jimmie's Togas-To-Go, UVA's One-Stop Toga Shop at December 11, 2014 06:11 PM (MNq6o)
You completely avoided answering the question.
Just because one Congress passed such a law for political purposes doesn't mean future congress' have to abide by such a law.
Can you point to an article of the Constitution where that is stated?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 11, 2014 06:11 PM (V+kmg)
With all those loose dicks that will be floating around, New York will have to start a recycling program.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2014 06:05 PM (Mjgz0)
Mail them all to the Chancellor of UVA....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 11, 2014 06:11 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: The MFM at December 11, 2014 06:12 PM (5buP8)
Senate republicans are cringing watching House! Concerned they don't have Ldrshio & votes.
Posted by: Carol at December 11, 2014 06:12 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Dang at December 11, 2014 06:13 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: Ronster at December 11, 2014 06:10 PM (9vrWU)
********
With his Penis of course......
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 11, 2014 06:13 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 11, 2014 06:14 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe at December 11, 2014 06:14 PM (oDCMR)
Heh. "Law." Good one.
Law is for losers.
Posted by: New Boss/Old Boss Kabuki Theatre at December 11, 2014 06:15 PM (1CroS)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at December 11, 2014 06:15 PM (XzRw1)
I'm safely out of the way. Fortunately, since this devolution is a Western thing, I still have a front row seat - for now....
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 11, 2014 06:15 PM (AC0lD)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 11, 2014 06:15 PM (z/Ubi)
I think its great that Nancy and Feaucohontas want to shut down the government. Let them do.
Posted by: Super Creepy Rob Lowe
Just in time for escalating riots? Maybe?
Posted by: Dang at December 11, 2014 06:15 PM (MNq6o)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 11, 2014 06:15 PM (XUKZU)
11 pm
Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2014 06:16 PM (g1DWB)
It's an interesting question. Can one congress bind the next congress to pass a bill?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2014 06:22 PM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2014 06:22 PM (Zu3d9)
No. Courts have always upheld this.
However, there are practical considerations in doing so wholesale and frequently.
It would tend to turn us into....Venezuela
Posted by: Sean Bannion at December 11, 2014 06:24 PM (V+kmg)
--Empire of Jeff, AOSHQ Hall of Fame.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 11, 2014 06:27 PM (BwY5X)
The 'leadership', from one session of Congress, to the next, may choose to re-visit a bill (or an issue), but 'binding'..? No.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 11, 2014 06:28 PM (/mTq0)
No.
They can't pass a law that says, "Yo, Next Congress, we just passed a law that says you must pass a bill that this session wants you to pass in your session."
The bills passed in one session are law (if signed by Executive) and the Law of the Land until a) The Judicial rules it Unconstitutional or b) a subsequent Legislative session writes new law to override that which already exists.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2014 06:30 PM (1CroS)
can any of you tell me why I should vote republican ever again?
Lesser of two evils, baby. And face it, we can't come in your mouth, because we have no balls.
Posted by: John *hic* Boehner at December 11, 2014 06:36 PM (amQXf)
Posted by: St. Louis Bosnian-American Community at December 11, 2014 06:59 PM (amQXf)
Boehner isn't even good at being a RINO. why wouldn't he just pass a short cr until february with Dem support? It really boggles the mind.
I don't mind a shutdown but it needs to have a message and purpose not "I cant control these crazy right wingers".
they have to pass a cr minus amnesty tonight. The script is already written for the morning bozos.
Posted by: TomG at December 11, 2014 07:09 PM (+/liv)
--Empire of Jeff, AOSHQ Hall of Fame.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 11, 2014 06:27 PM
."
--Empire of Jeff, AOSHQ Hall of Fame.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at December 11, 2014 06:27 PM
Please, I just ate dinner.
I waiting for someone to sock "Nancy Pelosi's Leathery Old Piss Flaps.?!?
Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 11, 2014 08:30 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: Tina at December 11, 2014 11:54 PM (XyMtW)
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