Morning Thread (12-11-2014)

Rape claims must automatically be believed. Or something.

Jackie’s three different descriptions of her alleged attacker - http://t.co/R5G5fG0AIA pic.twitter.com/OhUvURegOn
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1 Good Morning Morons. Today is Thursday, December 11, 2014. On this day of infamy in 1980 the Comprehensive Environmental Response, Compensation, and Liability Act (Superfund) was enacted by the U.S. Congress. It immediately became a huge boondoggle and make-work program for legions of lawyers. This was bound to happen because it passed in response to the phony Love Canal event.

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:40 AM (u9gzs)

2 DAY 765

698 to go (770 to Inauguration Day 2017)

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 06:41 AM (CMkNk)

3 Security at Benghazi was a shambles before the attack on the embassy occurred.

http://is.gd/1F9CR0

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:41 AM (u9gzs)

4 morning folks

Posted by: wing at December 11, 2014 06:41 AM (gd8Or)

5 Warcock Cheney weighs in on Scrunt Feinstein's BS CIA report. As expected, he was not impressed.

http://is.gd/sJWRBW

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:41 AM (u9gzs)

6
Remember, the modus operandi of every leftist:

It's not about guilt or innocence. It's about the seriousness of the charge.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 06:41 AM (CMkNk)

7 Well it appears that Boner's $1.1T sellout is not a done deal after all. Pelosi wants more Fascism and Socialism and the conservatives in the House want more defunding of Obama. (more on this later)

http://is.gd/lEZoZp

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:41 AM (u9gzs)

8 Jethro is suing CBS.

http://is.gd/hz5GZz

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:42 AM (u9gzs)

9 yaaay.

morning, all

Posted by: mallfly at December 11, 2014 06:42 AM (zjcTL)

10 Obama is refusing to turn over records of Scankles failed reign as SOS.

http://is.gd/99sIfo

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:42 AM (u9gzs)

11 Zombie George Jones has been arrested in PA.

http://is.gd/v0Tx9n

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:42 AM (u9gzs)

12 1 This was bound to happen because it passed in response to the phony Love Canal event.

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:40 AM (u9gzs)

Seriously, Love Canal was a phony event? Where can I get info on THAT?!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 06:42 AM (CMkNk)

13 Not to be outdone by US moonbats, London moonbats have staged their own "I can't breath BS protest".

http://is.gd/eHjuWZ

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:42 AM (u9gzs)

14 Black father calls for the firing of the black police chief in Chester, SC after his sons failed to stop for a blue light and he and another officer who stopped them pulled guns. Chester appears to be a hot bed of gang related violence now. This small town is 62% black and it looks like the father is looking for an "out" because failure to stop for a blue light is a fairly serious charge in SC. Hands up don't shoot and I can't breath are the new code. I blame Obama.

http://is.gd/K2qnBF

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:43 AM (u9gzs)

15 Here is why Pelosi wants more crap in that $1.1T spending bill. She and the Pederast have an old but new again strategy for 2015; government shutdown. They are so stupid they actually believe their own press which they pass on to the MFM.

http://is.gd/ciFHso

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:43 AM (u9gzs)

16 And it looks like Jimmy Hoffa and Lyingwatha have received their talking points already.

http://is.gd/RwTTys

http://is.gd/n2jjvT

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:43 AM (u9gzs)

17

Chew Dentyne for that "can't breath" moment.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 06:43 AM (CMkNk)

18 Senate Republicans are "soul searching" over restoration of the filibuster rule. I have an idea, keep it and expand it to everything.

http://is.gd/ittFMx

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:44 AM (u9gzs)

19 Obama says "ordinary illegal migrants" are not going to be deported. Definition of ordinary is all of them.

http://is.gd/Pz9WcJ

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:44 AM (u9gzs)

20 Al Qaeda terrorists are crossing back and forth across the Mexican border with impunity to coordinate their crap in the US. Thank you Obama.

http://is.gd/r5tYaU

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:44 AM (u9gzs)

21 Sebelius wants to change the name of Obamacare so people will quit hating on it. The people in this administration are uniformly stupid.

http://is.gd/J4COhX

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:44 AM (u9gzs)

22 NYC cop's union boss not happy with Obama's BS on Garner.

http://is.gd/CRW54m

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:45 AM (u9gzs)

23 BB's Charles Hurt on the GOP's sorry leadership after the election.

http://is.gd/3uN4Ek

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:45 AM (u9gzs)

24 Remember, the modus operandi of every leftist:

It's not about guilt or innocence. It's about the seriousness of the charge.

THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE IN THE SUPERDOME!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 06:45 AM (nYNyV)

25 It appears we really do need a national conversation on hammers. Either that or replace every big city mayor with a "tough on crime" mayor who will crack down on these sorry SOBs who think they can get away with murder under the guise of "protests".

http://is.gd/2yHpyC

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:45 AM (u9gzs)

26
Jeez, in any other country with people who were only marginally less tolerant and decent than Americans, this country would be in a full-fledged armed revolt by now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 06:45 AM (CMkNk)

27 Even more lies exposed on the UVA gang rape fabrication.

http://is.gd/YTh6wZ

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:46 AM (u9gzs)

28 24 THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE IN THE SUPERDOME!
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 06:45 AM (nYNyV)

Nah. That was just Soylent Gumbo.

Morning, Rick!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 06:46 AM (CMkNk)

29 Good Morning, Morons. Great article on PJMedia today.
http://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2014/12/09/where-were-you-when-the-world-stopped-turning/
I think I am going to hunt up the video of Johnny Cash singing "I won't back down". Seems an appropriate anthem.

Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2014 06:46 AM (btTLZ)

30 Here's more results from Obama's no borders policy. Mexican drug cartels are running their operations from safe houses in TX now.

http://is.gd/jImA0M

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:46 AM (u9gzs)

31 Grumpy Cat has made his hawt owner $200M in 2 years.

http://is.gd/DP5XSL

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:47 AM (u9gzs)

32 Being a big-tittied fat girl does not guarantee you high ratings on a crappy show.

http://is.gd/xwkqVm

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:47 AM (u9gzs)

33 This is how sausage gets made now in congress:

House Rules Committee ranking Democratic member Rep. Louise Slaughter (D-NY) admitted at the opening of the House Rules Committee hearing on Speaker John Boehner's 1,603-page omnibus spending bill that nobody had actually read the bill before the hearing.

Or is this just another talking point to push for a shutdown?

http://is.gd/Z4Ts6R

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:47 AM (u9gzs)

34 30 Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:46 AM (u9gzs)

America itself is now a safe house. Except for honest, decent, law-abiding and actual citizens.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 06:47 AM (CMkNk)

35 Remember all those deals made with "sequester". It has been turned into bullshit. Like most of these kinds of deals, the stuff conservatives want is ignored or not enforced while stuff they do not want is pushed hard like cutting the military down to nothing. This budget looks more like a Democrat budget than what a Republican budget should look like.

http://is.gd/pLYjQH

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:47 AM (u9gzs)

36 Jethro is suing CBS.

-
Weeeeee, doggies!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 11, 2014 06:48 AM (8IPi3)

37 I am disappointed. Cruz has jumped on the "we tortured" bandwagon.

http://is.gd/ILtp24

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:48 AM (u9gzs)

38 The Boner sellout is even worse than we thought:

Pages 958 and 959 of the 1,603-page omnibus spending bill from House Speaker John Boehner include a provision that gives Social Security benefits to illegal aliens under President Barack Obama's executive amnesty.

Morons; we have no party.

http://is.gd/RSZFY8

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:48 AM (u9gzs)

39 31 Grumpy Cat has made his hawt owner $200M in 2 years.

http://is.gd/DP5XSL
Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:47 AM (u9gzs)

And yet, free market capitalism is stacked against everyone except those who control the money.

I've got a grumpy hemorrhoid. Maybe there are a few shekels in it.

(hence, the grumpiness of said 'roid)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 06:49 AM (CMkNk)

40 Charles Johnson is now getting shit from the WaEx.

http://is.gd/uhDXg0

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:49 AM (u9gzs)

41 WaEx is pushing Jebbie now with a bullshit poll.

http://is.gd/gnMy0q

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:49 AM (u9gzs)

42 Nah. That was just Soylent Gumbo.

With cornbread! Morning sir!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 06:49 AM (nYNyV)

43 IBD on the BS torture report.

http://is.gd/ss3N8P

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:49 AM (u9gzs)

44 38
Morons; we have no party.

http://is.gd/RSZFY8
Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:48 AM (u9gzs)

I can no longer resist the tide of inevitability. We have no choice and nothing left to lose.

Time for a viable THIRD PARTY.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 06:50 AM (CMkNk)

45 LOL; 12 days of Daily Deals

http://is.gd/pgnzne

That's it for today folks. And I am having a hard time staying awake. Got up to early.

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:50 AM (u9gzs)

46 3 accounts... AND THEY'RE ALL 100% TRUE!!!

Posted by: A Guy at December 11, 2014 06:53 AM (/Mtjv)

47 12 Seriously, Love Canal was a phony event? Where can I get info on THAT?!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 06:42 AM (CMkNk)

Yes, it was phony. Google/Bing Fact vs Fears and you can find a downloadable pdf that describes it and a lot of other liberal myths.

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:54 AM (u9gzs)

48 I wonder what the reaction will be when Al Qada terrorists start their coordinated campaign of bombings across the US.

We know they are here. It is what they have been telling us they are going to do.

We also know that these attacks will take place in large Urban ares with lots of people...otherwise what would be the point for the terrorists.

What we don't know is what the reactions will be. Seriously. After 9-11 we invaded two countries and killed the master mind. This time I don't see the big Obumblef#@k doing much other than going on TV and making a speech.

Posted by: southdakotaboy at December 11, 2014 06:56 AM (yh4lQ)

49 Well it appears that Boner's $1.1T sellout is not a done deal after all.

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Go ahead, John. Have a good cry.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 11, 2014 06:56 AM (LImiJ)

50 Website for "Fact vs Fears".

http://is.gd/t1zPWa

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 06:59 AM (u9gzs)

51 Yo...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 07:00 AM (fKchq)

52 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 06:50 AM (CMkNk)

Seconded notion. What do we call it? Constitution Party? Freedom Party?

Posted by: Cato at December 11, 2014 07:00 AM (RKYMR)

53
@50 Thanks Vic! Wow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 07:00 AM (CMkNk)

54 39 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 06:49 AM (CMkNk)

The other good thing about that article besides the hot babe who owned grumpy cat's picture is that before grumpy she was a waitress.

Yes, it was luck but I love it.

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 07:01 AM (u9gzs)

55 re 47: thanks for that post. I recall that the gov of NY appointed a commission that concluded that there was no there there.

Posted by: mallfly at December 11, 2014 07:01 AM (zjcTL)

56
Great name for a new national lottery: Dingbat Pick-6!

(Thanks, Eli Manning article link on sidebar!)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 11, 2014 07:02 AM (LkEBh)

57 52 Seconded notion. What do we call it? Constitution Party? Freedom Party?
Posted by: Cato at December 11, 2014 07:00 AM (RKYMR)

GOML Party.

(Get Off My Lawn).

In all seriousness, we should actually take an existing party like the Conservative Party and try to build it up. Unless they're corrupted. The strategic idea of a third party is great. It's the nuts and bolts of actually organizing it, getting viable candidates and most of all MONEY. Those are the challenges.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 07:02 AM (CMkNk)

58 Not parody: Wymyn: "FDNY Fire academy standards are too dificult for women...must be dispensed with."

Not sure... but I think I just read that Social Justice Warriors just stated that women CANT do everything a man can do. But desire to ignore or suspend millions of years of evolution and laws of physics to satiate their incoherent agenda.

http://tinyurl.com/nrgzqj5

Posted by: Mosehumphreys at December 11, 2014 07:02 AM (UOH+8)

59 52 Seconded notion. What do we call it? Constitution Party? Freedom Party?

Posted by: Cato at December 11, 2014 07:00 AM (RKYMR)

I think there is already a Constitution Party

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 07:03 AM (u9gzs)

60 49 Go ahead, John. Have a good cry.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 11, 2014 06:56 AM (LImiJ)

Tears of a Clown or Crocodile tears? Boehner is going to be a very wealthy man when, if ever, he leaves office.

If nothing else, I hope he gets wiped out in the coming economic/societal collapse that he aided and abetted.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 07:04 AM (CMkNk)

61
Chemistry class acquaintance, eh?

Next, "Jackie" will claim that her name is really "Flo", as in Flo Giston

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 11, 2014 07:04 AM (LkEBh)

62 48
I wonder what the reaction will be when Al Qada terrorists start their coordinated campaign of bombings across the US.

Posted by: southdakotaboy at December 11, 2014 06:56 AM (yh4lQ)

They will blame Bush and then ask for more government control and funding for "Social Justice".

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 07:05 AM (u9gzs)

63 Meth is a h3!! of a drug!

Posted by: Rape Victim Jackie at December 11, 2014 07:06 AM (2X7pN)

64
ixna on the apera, mm-k?

Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 11, 2014 07:07 AM (HSmrB)

65 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2014 07:08 AM (2Ayux)

66 Morning all.

Don't pass the Budget

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 07:09 AM (Zmw74)

67 oh, saw this on weaselzippers yesterday, though it was interesting enough:

With all the recent race clanging on MSNBC and other cable news networks, now's probably a good time to remind everyone that America is among the least racist countries in the world.

I know this statement will be shocking news to regular viewers of "PoliticsNation," but it also has the quality of being true.

From 2010 to 2014, the World Values Survey asked residents in over 50 countries who they would not want as neighbors. Just over five percent of respondents in the United States said "people of a difference race." That's far more tolerant a response than citizens of most European, African and Asian countries gave. As a comparison, 15 percent of Germans, 41 percent of Indians and 22 percent of Japanese said they wouldn't want to live next to "people of a different race.'

Posted by: mallfly at December 11, 2014 07:10 AM (zjcTL)

68 It is colder than Pelosi's tit hear this morning. 23F and still dropping.

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 07:10 AM (u9gzs)

69 Morning, Glories!

Can't help but think, 3rd party = Democrat victory... unless the GOP is heavily vitiated and the 3rd party candidate was so popular as to draw all the disaffected voters from Rep, Dem, and Libertarian. Can't imagine who that could be.

Trying to continue the Constitutionalists' takeover of the GOP, putting up with RINOs until they can be educated or removed, repairing the damaged brand, these will take perseverance. And a belief it can be done. It is being done, too. Softies like Ted "amnestyman" Cruz notwithstanding.

3rd party is dangerous.

______

Ow. Too early to be thinking that much.

Posted by: mindful webworker sleeptexting again at December 11, 2014 07:10 AM (6oPFc)

70 Seconded notion. What do we call it?
Constitution Party? Freedom Party?

Bubble Gum and Ass Kicking Party.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 07:12 AM (nYNyV)

71 I still think the best option is that Art V convention they are in DC talking about now.

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 07:14 AM (u9gzs)

72 14 Black father calls for the firing of the black police chief in Chester, SC after his sons failed to stop for a blue light and he and another officer who stopped them pulled guns. Chester appears to be a hot bed of gang related violence now. This small town is 62% black and it looks like the father is looking for an "out" because failure to stop for a blue light is a fairly serious charge in SC. Hands up don't shoot and I can't breath are the new code. I blame Obama.

http://is.gd/K2qnBF

Posted by: Vic

If the criminals would actually do this "Hands up, don't shoot", they wouldn't end up dead on the ground until a few nights later while partying with friends or robbing a liquor store, kinda the same thing.

Posted by: dirks strewn at December 11, 2014 07:14 AM (TIgJq)

73 Not parody: Wymyn: "FDNY Fire academy standards are too dificult for women...must be dispensed with."

FYNQ.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 07:14 AM (nYNyV)

74 69 Posted by: mindful webworker sleeptexting again at December 11, 2014 07:10 AM (6oPFc)

I have long resisted a third party for just the reason you cited, splitting the vote.

But it is patently obvious to all but the blind that the GOP as it is led and sadly constituted is in cahoots with the Democrats to grow the leviathan, whether slowly or quickly.

Either we take back that party or take it down. And the GOP plays all sorts of games with the rules to try and screw over any conservative candidate whether in the primary or in the general election, both at national and at state levels.

I also think we have to move rapidly with the Article V process at the same time.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 07:15 AM (CMkNk)

75 21 Sebelius wants to change the name of Obamacare so people will quit hating on it. The people in this administration are uniformly stupid.

http://is.gd/J4COhX

Posted by: Vic

Calling it "Obama is an incompetent, lazy, fukking idiot Act" might be worth a few approval points.

Posted by: dirks strewn at December 11, 2014 07:16 AM (TIgJq)

76 Not parody: Wymyn: "FDNY Fire academy
standards are too dificult for women...must be dispensed with."

Not sure... but I think I just read that Social Justice Warriors just stated that women CANT do everything a man can do.

Bless their hearts.
Now make me a sammich sugartits.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 07:17 AM (nYNyV)

77 Details, details.. you morons are soo into these details!

Isn't it apparent to anyone that Jackie was so traumatized she couldn't get her facts straight??? Misogynist morons!

Oh yeah.. and good morning!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 11, 2014 07:17 AM (/9Mak)

78 I have long resisted a third party for just the reason you cited, splitting the vote.

Split what vote? The vote where we win and they go against they party?
Rule #1. Always dance with who brung ya'.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 07:20 AM (nYNyV)

79 Hope she's putting that money away somewhere safe because that cat ain't gonna live that much longer.

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2014 07:20 AM (MMC8r)

80 78 Split what vote? The vote where we win and they go against they party?
Rule #1. Always dance with who brung ya'.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 07:20 AM (nYNyV)

That was my preamble. You'd make a good editor at NBC!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 07:21 AM (CMkNk)

81 Continue the Tea Party takeover of the Republican party. I know, it requires time and hard work and provides less immediate satisfaction than turning the government over to Democrats for the next three decades.

Posted by: dirks strewn at December 11, 2014 07:22 AM (TIgJq)

82

"61

Chemistry class acquaintance, eh?

Next, "Jackie" will claim that her name is really "Flo", as in Flo Giston
"
---
Heh.

"Phlogiston remained the dominant theory [of combustion] until Antoine Laurent Lavoisier showed that combustion requires a gas that has mass (oxygen) and could be measured ..."

Lavoisier eventually got on the wrong side of the progressives of his day for, among other things, tobacco crimes, and so, during the height of the Reign of Terror, he got the j' accuse and the guillotine.

Posted by: T Lex at December 11, 2014 07:22 AM (4HYng)

83 81 Continue the Tea Party takeover of the Republican party. I know, it requires time and hard work and provides less immediate satisfaction than turning the government over to Democrats for the next three decades.
Posted by: dirks strewn at December 11, 2014 07:22 AM (TIgJq)

Agreed. However the GOP always fucks with the rules at the convention, as well as actively seeks to destroy anyone who does not go along with them.

In the words of Rocco Lampone, "Difficult, but not impossible."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 07:23 AM (CMkNk)

84 Hope she's putting that money away somewhere safe because that cat ain't gonna live that much longer.

She'll just get a new cat. The meme must flow!
Cats & dogs, unlike people are pretty swapable without much difference. You couldn't swap Bob Hope for Bing Crosby without people noticing, but Lassie could.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 07:24 AM (nYNyV)

85 This was bound to happen because it passed in response to the phony Love Canal event.

Vic, how was it phony? I was born a few blocks from Love Canal and lived nearby in the late 70s. Nothing phony about it from this very close perspective.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 11, 2014 07:24 AM (7ObY1)

86 79
Hope she's putting that money away somewhere safe because that cat ain't gonna live that much longer.

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2014 07:20 AM (MMC8r)

Probably true but if that number is true you know the government probably has stolen over half of it.

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 07:25 AM (u9gzs)

87 I thought that I only had to stop for a flashing red light, not a blue one. I thought blue was used my emergency vehicles trying to get through traffic. I will pull over to let them by, but I didn't know that I was supposed to stop.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 11, 2014 07:26 AM (V70Uh)

88 Yes, it was phony. Google/Bing Fact vs Fears and you can find a downloadable pdf that describes it and a lot of other liberal myths.

Toxic sludge in hundreds of basements isn't a myth. I was there. I saw it. We all did. I lived it. You're talking about my friends and relatives. I saw the toxic sludge with my own eyes, which I trust more than Google or Bong or whatthefuck.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 11, 2014 07:26 AM (7ObY1)

89 The last piece if the Jackie rape story falls into place--- the 'why'.
Trying to make a guy interested in you by faking a date with another cute guy is common, just like sending flowers to yourself with an 'anonymous admirer' card that you make sure your crush will see. Remember Clueless? But when Jackie's fake date failed to get the attention from her crush that she wanted, she upped the ante and went for his sympathy by crying rape. Guys may shake their heads, but lots of girls do stuff like this all the time on a smaller scale.

I'll bet that Jackie took it so far either cuz she was drunk or she has Hysterical personality disorder.

Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2014 07:27 AM (BkBmj)

90 85 Vic, how was it phony? I was born a few blocks from
Love Canal and lived nearby in the late 70s. Nothing phony about it
from this very close perspective.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 11, 2014 07:24 AM (7ObY1)

Read that report in that downloadable pdf I linked to. It was all BS hype to scare people.

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 07:27 AM (u9gzs)

91 That was my preamble. You'd make a good editor at NBC!

That folks, is a Top. Shelf. Subtle. Insult. > NBC editor.
Golf. Clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 07:27 AM (nYNyV)

92
The other big obstacle to a third party is money. They have big corporate cronies as well as that friggin' Gas Chamber of Commerce.

Again, difficult - very difficult - but not impossible. Or at least, but must be done, whether to start a new party or take back the GOP. I wish we could somehow boycott or otherwise stick it to the Sheldon Adelson's, Ken Langone's and Karl Rove's.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 07:27 AM (CMkNk)

93 A quick aside for a sec. I understand Phil Jackson wanting to remake the Knicks but if that is the case why the fuck did he give Carmelo Anthony a 5 year mega contract when all he is, is a shooter. Doesn't pass, can't play defense, and is an immature asshole?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 07:28 AM (Zmw74)

94 91 That folks, is a Top. Shelf. Subtle. Insult. > NBC editor.
Golf. Clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 07:27 AM (nYNyV)

I said it with love. Tough love.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 07:28 AM (CMkNk)

95 87
I thought that I only had to stop for a flashing red light, not a blue
one. I thought blue was used my emergency vehicles trying to get through
traffic. I will pull over to let them by, but I didn't know that I was
supposed to stop.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 11, 2014 07:26 AM (V70Uh)

It is the opposite, you pull over for a flashing red to allow emergency vehicles to pass, you stop for a blue, especially if they hit the siren,

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 07:28 AM (u9gzs)

96 93 Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 07:28 AM (Zmw74)

The last time a gave a shit about the Knicks was when Phil Jackson was a player on the team.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 07:29 AM (CMkNk)

97 Okay kids.

Early slot at the gym. See you later!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 07:30 AM (CMkNk)

98 They will blame Bush and then ask for more government control and funding for "Social Justice".
Posted by Vic

And that is what scares me, because they are way to many who will just fall over themselves blaming us. We need to be ready for that, the other question is are we ready for the Government/Democrats to go after the Tea Party and Conservatives rather then the Terrorists?

Posted by: southdakotaboy at December 11, 2014 07:30 AM (yh4lQ)

99 The last time a gave a shit about the Knicks was when Phil Jackson was a player on the team.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 07:29 AM (CMkNk)

Me to. And I HATE Dolan, but I still have a passing interest especially on slow News days. I mean, do you expect me to talk to my wife?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 07:30 AM (Zmw74)

100 after his sons failed to stop for a blue light and he and another officer who stopped them pulled guns.

****

Great, so now you can get shot just for failing to shop at K-Mart?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 07:31 AM (NeFrd)

101 73 Not parody: Wymyn: "FDNY Fire academy standards are too dificult for women...must be dispensed with."

Agreed. Dispense with the women.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 11, 2014 07:31 AM (mx5oN)

102 I thought that I only had to stop for a flashing red light, not a blue one. I thought blue was used my emergency vehicles trying to get through traffic. I will pull over to let them by, but I didn't know that I was supposed to stop.

You have to know your area. Some departments use blue and white, some use red and blue, and some use all blue. My area, po po use red & blue, fire uses red & white, and babulances use all red.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 07:31 AM (nYNyV)

103 Reading the latest WaPo story on Jackie and her ludicrous rape fantasies, it's almost sad.

Rolling Stone and Sabrina Erdeley libeled the University of Virginia and the Phi Kappa Psi fraternity over nothing more than the delusions of a teenage girl with a case of unrequited love for a classmate. This Jackie chick had the hots for "Randall" -- one of the three friends she called after the gang-rape-that-never-happened. She had been trying to make "Randall" jealous by telling him about a (nonexistent) hot upperclassman ("Drew") who was really into her. When that failed to work on "Randall," Jackie made up the date/rape story -- both as a way to win "Randall's" sympathy, and also as a convenient reason to drop (nonexistent) "Drew" from her life.

Had Erdeley been interested in actual journalism, rather than just advancing her "campuses are hotbeds of gang rape!" narrative, she probably could have discovered the truth with a couple of phone calls.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 11, 2014 07:31 AM (2ruKl)

104 "Can't help but think, 3rd party = Democrat victory..."

---

These days. 2nd party = Democrat victory so how much worse could things be.

I was a fairly disengaged, center right Democrat until Clinton-Lewinsky dropped the scales from my eyes to show me the Dems were merely an unprincipled criminal gang concerned only with power. Never again would I support that party, I vowed. Henry Hyde's "Falling Flag" speech nailed it and made me a Republican for life.

Or so I thought.

The GOP's feckless non-response to Obama's Amnesty is shaping up to force the same conclusion on me about the GOP as Clinton/Lewisnky did for the Dems.

Posted by: T Lex at December 11, 2014 07:32 AM (4HYng)

105 Posted by: dirks strewn at December 11, 2014 07:14 AM (TIgJq)

Flipping by ESPN this AM, though I've boycotted them and all their SJ BS, and some college team had the "I can't breathe" T-shirts on during warm ups.

I wish someone would print up some shirts that say "I didn't do what the police asked".

Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 11, 2014 07:33 AM (WHh0N)

106 One of my goals in life is to NEVER EVER get pulled over by a cop again.

So far, so good.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 11, 2014 07:33 AM (V70Uh)

107 88 Toxic sludge in hundreds of basements isn't a myth.
I was there. I saw it. We all did. I lived it. You're talking about
my friends and relatives. I saw the toxic sludge with my own eyes,
which I trust more than Google or Bong or whatthefuck.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 11, 2014 07:26 AM (7ObY1)

How do you know it was toxic? Because the EPA said it was? I would not trust them to give a dog a blow job. Read that report and look at who wrote it along with all the peer reviewers.

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 07:34 AM (u9gzs)

108 #21 Maybe if Obama changed his name folks would like him again.

Posted by: dogfish at December 11, 2014 07:34 AM (1vYi0)

109 Maybe if Obama changed his name folks would like him again.
Posted by: dogfish at December 11, 2014 07:34 AM (1vYi0)

Commie bastard fits

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 07:35 AM (Zmw74)

110 "...an immature asshole?"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 07:28 AM (Zmw74)

And he's tanking and faking an injury now.

At least the Yankees are being smart.....

Wait....what?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2014 07:35 AM (Zu3d9)

111 >>>>Had Erdeley been interested in actual journalism, rather than just advancing her "campuses are hotbeds of gang rape!" narrative, she probably could have discovered the truth with a couple of phone calls.
.
.
.
.Well you see, there's the rub. She was never interested in the Truth. She had an agenda she wanted to sell and she went rape story shopping and stumbled on this one. Only this time she might be on the hook for some $$$$ for printing lies without performing due diligence.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2014 07:37 AM (nUbHY)

112 Nancy Pelosi protesting the budget deal the house leadership put together. Obviously Pelosi is not in a leadership position in the house because she can't be protesting the deal she helped put together.

The republicans want to return to the days when banks could trade complex derivatives after those complex derivatives were part of the collapse of the economy in 2008. Why would the republicans want to repeat that event?

Some guy somewhere is labeled 'conservative' and it turns out he's a nut case. Democrats don't have nut cases, only conservatives have nut cases. Therefore if someone is a nut, he must be conservative.

I know my brain isn't functioning properly but our betters in Washington have to be smarter than this. Of course these are media reports and we all know the media can't be trusted. Of course there are enough stupid people who vote that it makes this whole exercise pointless, man.

Posted by: Pointless Man at December 11, 2014 07:38 AM (XAuj0)

113 Seconded notion. What do we call it? Constitution Party? Freedom Party? Posted by: Cato

The Wild Party!

Posted by: Alice Cooper at December 11, 2014 07:38 AM (WS+CW)

114 "My area, po po use red blue, fire uses red white, and babulances use all red."

Yeah, here any true emergency response vehicle has some combination of red. Courtesy patrol, highway department, etc will use blue, white, or, yellow or some combo of the three.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 07:38 AM (fKchq)

115 My favorite part of the commiebus bill? The pigs at the trough increased the maximum single campaign contribution from 100k to 700k. IIRC, they can keep unspent campaign funds when they leave congress.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2014 07:40 AM (5buP8)

116 Why do I suspect the Women's Advocacy Center at UVa helped her to cook-up the story?

It's the narrative.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 11, 2014 07:40 AM (V70Uh)

117 >>>>How do you know it was toxic? Because the EPA said it was? I would not trust them to give a dog a blow job. Read that report and look at who wrote it along with all the peer reviewers.
.
.
.
.How do I know that stuff was toxic? We used to pile in the car and go watch the Cuyahoga River catch on fire. That's pretty toxic. Same time frame and same people investigating from the EPA.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 11, 2014 07:41 AM (nUbHY)

118 you stop for a blue, especially if they hit the siren,

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 07:28 AM (u9gzs)

That's not true everywhere.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2014 07:41 AM (Zu3d9)

119 Like the Dunham matter, Jackie should just admit she made the whole thing up, take her lumps, and move on. You'd have to be either an idiot or a pure ideologue to believe either of them at this point.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 11, 2014 07:41 AM (bS6uW)

120 As said above, going 3rd party means burning down the GOP. For several cycles. Not a horrible idea but you would be basically having to starve it to death of votes and, as a result, handing Dems a lot of victories.

Great idea, but, we will be consigning ourselves to the desert for a time until you can strangle the death out of existence and at the same time building some viable, moneyed alternative.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 07:42 AM (fKchq)

121 SC code for failure to stop for a blue light; it ain't no laughing matter, even if you get hit with a first offense misdemeanor.

http://is.gd/D1cuFz

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 07:43 AM (u9gzs)

122 Lassie and Bing Crosby look alike?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2014 07:43 AM (0b722)

123 I wish someone would print up some shirts that say
"I didn't do what the police asked".

"I didn't do what the police asked and all I got was this lousy shirt with bullet holes in it"

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 07:43 AM (nYNyV)

124 The context is usually something like this: "Just because there are inconsistencies in Jackie's story does not mean that it isn't mostly true. So what if she got the date wrong, or the name of the fraternity? Something happened to her."

... by this standard, Jackie could also have had an encounter with space aliens and the Rolling Stone story would still be true.

Posted by: Dr. Evil at December 11, 2014 07:43 AM (e8kgV)

125 "they can keep unspent campaign funds when they leave congress."

Lining their pockets. Both sides look at each other, wink, nod, and, vote "Aye."

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 07:44 AM (fKchq)

126 You'd have to be either an idiot or a pure ideologue to believe either of them at this point.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 11, 2014 07:41 AM (bS6uW)

Or maybe she is a fcuking psycho.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2014 07:45 AM (Zu3d9)

127 113 Seconded notion. What do we call it? Constitution Party? Freedom Party? Posted by: Cato

The Wild Party!
Posted by: Alice Cooper at December 11, 2014 07:38 AM (WS+CW)

The ATF Party

Because we don't care if people drink alcohol, use tobacco, or own firearms.

Posted by: the real ch3 at December 11, 2014 07:45 AM (IG5KL)

128 By that standard, someone at Rolling Stone raped her and then made her look bad by printing false details. At this point what difference does it really make so long as we create another victim class? Because money and power is all this is about, as usual.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 11, 2014 07:46 AM (bS6uW)

129 I would be very surprised to see terrorist attacks in the US in the next two years.

If the next president is republican, and there are terrorist attacks, the republican president will be blamed for them, and blamed for the overblown, over reaction and the invasion of privacy and the creation of a police state. It worked against Bush, it will work again.

Posted by: Pointless Man at December 11, 2014 07:46 AM (XAuj0)

130 Great idea, but, we will be consigning ourselves to the desert for a time

How is that different than the Helen Keller Party we have now?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 07:47 AM (nYNyV)

131 Morning horde.

2 weeks of shopping left. Thank you Amazon Prime!

Posted by: RWC at December 11, 2014 07:47 AM (FGz/N)

132 "The ATF Party

Because we don't care if people drink alcohol, use tobacco, or own firearms."

Hell yeah!

Posted by: President Camacho at December 11, 2014 07:47 AM (fKchq)

133 Or maybe she is a fcuking psycho.

She may be, but her story is such obvious nonsense what's up with third parties continuing to traffic in its alleged truth? It's embarassing at this point.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 11, 2014 07:48 AM (bS6uW)

134 Or maybe she is a fcuking psycho.

She may be, but her story is such obvious nonsense what's up with third parties continuing to traffic in its alleged truth? It's embarassing at this point.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 11, 2014 07:48 AM (bS6uW)

135 The three "versions" just show the power of the patriarchy to confuse with its tired old reliance on objective "facts" and how it punishes women that defy it. In rape, there is onely one fact: An innocent, pure as the driven snow female was attacked by male animals and they all be punished, even if were not sure who they are.

Posted by: Amanda Marcott at December 11, 2014 07:48 AM (1BQGO)

136 Any of you other morons having trouble with firefox or startpage? Mine is slow and somehow yahoo is involved now. Was it always this way, or did I just notice?

Posted by: Erowmero at December 11, 2014 07:48 AM (go5uR)

137 Sorry for the 2x, nice blog tools we have to work with here ....

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 11, 2014 07:49 AM (bS6uW)

138 "How is that different than the Helen Keller Party we have now?"

Well, it's not. Just the realization and understanding of it. No third party will sprout up and be a national power in one election cycle. It's going to hurt. And for a while. I don't like the GOP but going 3rd will take time and sweat.

It's a bad place to be.

Posted by: President Camacho at December 11, 2014 07:50 AM (fKchq)

139 I'm your top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice,
I want to be elected,
I'm your Yankee doodle dandy in a gold Rolls Royce,
I want to be elected,
Kids want a savior, don't need a fake,
I want to be elected,
We're all gonna rock to the rules that I make,
I want to be elected,
Elected, elected
Respected, elected

I never lied to you, I've always been cool,
I want to be elected,
I gotta get the vote, and I told you 'bout school,
I want to be elected, elected, elected,
Hallelujah, I want to be selected,
Everyone in the United States of America.

We're gonna win this one, take the country by storm,
We're gonna be elected,
You and me together, young and strong,
We're gonna be elected, elected, elected,
Respected, selected, call collected,
I want to be elected.

"And if I am elected
I promise the formation of a new party
A third party, the Wild Party!
I know we have problems,
We got problems right here in Central City,
We have problems on the North, South, East and West,
New York City, Saint Louis, Philadelphia, Los Angeles,
Detroit, Chicago,
Everybody has problems,
And personally, I don't care."

Posted by: Alice Cooper at December 11, 2014 07:50 AM (WS+CW)

140 Boner needs an escort, off the floor out of the House, to a private bar where he can drink himself into a crying jag and no one will give a damn but where he will no longer be able to screw over conservatives.

Posted by: Gmac at December 11, 2014 07:51 AM (4pjhs)

141 Get away, Camacho!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 07:51 AM (fKchq)

142 What's the failure to stop for a blue light? Failing to yield to police in pursuit?

Posted by: RWC at December 11, 2014 07:53 AM (FGz/N)

143 Right now all we have to choose from is the corruption of the Dems or the incompetence of the GOP. Would be nice if some UKIP style party vould come along and damage them both simultaneously to break up our ossified party structures. It would probably take a charismatic of some kind, which brings its own set of problems.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 11, 2014 07:53 AM (bS6uW)

144 29 Good Morning, Morons. Great article on PJMWorldd today.
http://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2014/12/09/where-were-you-when-the-world-stopped-turning/
I think I am going to hunt up the video of Johnny Cash singing "I won't back down". Seems an appropriate anthem.
Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2014 06:46 AM (btTLZ)

--

So it turns out that Where Were You When The World Stopped Turning can still turn me into a blubbering mrss.

Posted by: @votermom at December 11, 2014 07:54 AM (fzKCd)

145 "Rape claims must automatically be believed. Or something."

Unless they are made against ME, of course. Then they are all right-wing lies.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 11, 2014 07:54 AM (vd4oB)

146 Is it safe?

Posted by: Bigby's Pearl-Clutching Hands at December 11, 2014 07:56 AM (3ZtZW)

147 Jackie, to make Randall jealous
Created a story to tell us
There's really no Drew
So she didn't get screwed
The report was a tad overzealous

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 07:57 AM (NeFrd)

148 I see I can't spell today either. This is going swimmingly.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 11, 2014 07:57 AM (bS6uW)

149 BTW. Don't try to drive through protesters in Durham if they are blocking the road.

"A tractor-trailer driver was arrested after police said he attempted to
drive through demonstrators on Fayetteville Road., Durham police
reported."

http://bit.ly/1x5sTgP

Of course, I avoid Durham at all costs anyway.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 11, 2014 07:58 AM (WHh0N)

150 "Would be nice if some UKIP style party"

Perfect analogy. UKIP has been able to straddle the left and right in the UK. British patriots and fiscal conservatives. There are apparently still some of each on each side of the aisle among the voters in the UK. If we had those here I think the problem would less so.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 07:59 AM (fKchq)

151 Nah. That was just Soylent Gumbo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2014 06:46 AM (CMkNk)

We call this the "Special Boudin"

Posted by: Secundus at December 11, 2014 07:59 AM (D5Kji)

152 Air Force Secretary Supports Lifting Transgender Ban

Weasel Zippers

Yeah no possible problems with that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 08:00 AM (Zmw74)

153 "Is it safe?"

Yeah. The shooting stopped, oh, a half-hour or so ago.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 08:00 AM (fKchq)

154 >>>>Nah. That was just Soylent Gumbo.

Soylent Gumbo is CLAY PEOPLE!!!

Posted by: Gumby at December 11, 2014 08:01 AM (3ZtZW)

155 The "Fable of the Cuyahoga River Fire" of 1969. This is from that conservative bastion, the WaPo <snark>

And this resulted in one of the biggest power grabs by the federal government in history. And it is STILL being used to steal people's land.

http://is.gd/QEuIMX

Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2014 08:01 AM (u9gzs)

156 $2.269/gal. How low can it go?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 08:01 AM (nYNyV)

157 Off Alice sock... You people be safe out there and keep a jaundiced eye on those markets...they're starting to smell funny.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter (not related to Steph) at December 11, 2014 08:01 AM (WS+CW)

158 Don't try to drive through protesters in Durham if they are blocking the road.

***

I saw where some dude tried to nudge through a group of protesters in the street and allegedly "injured" a pregnant woman. The driver was cited for failing to yield to pedestrians in crosswalk.

Really?

If that isn't ridiculous application of the intent of a law I don't know what is. The lawbreakers get the benefit of the law, when and if it suits a purpose.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 08:02 AM (NeFrd)

159 62 48
I wonder what the reaction will be when Al Qada terrorists start their coordinated campaign of bombings across the US.

The MSM and Obama will constantly talk about the terrible backlash towards Muslims, not the victims of the bombs.

Posted by: Jack at December 11, 2014 08:03 AM (53CCM)

160 If they have hammers, I'm running them over.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 11, 2014 08:03 AM (bS6uW)

161 "How low can it go?"

I think it will drop down to just above $2.00 and hover there a while. Sometime in February.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 08:03 AM (fKchq)

162 Tax extenders, there is a special rule for race horses. A special tax deduction.

Which is why the entire US tax code should be abolished and a flat tax set up. Everybody pays the same rate. It will never happen. It would take a change of government.

Set up a special tax deduction for everyone, a 50k deduction that everyone gets, and a flat tax for income above that. The argument would then be made that people making less than 50k should get a 'refund' to bring them up to the 50k. And the people just above 50k would say it's unfair that they have to pay taxes at the same rate as people making millions.

God! I'm tired.

Posted by: Pointless Man at December 11, 2014 08:05 AM (XAuj0)

163 BTW. Don't try to drive through protesters in Durham if they are blocking the road.

Do, or do not. There is no try.
--Shit Yoda said.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 08:05 AM (nYNyV)

164 /geez

too much snow. Parking lots still weren't clear when I came in this morning.

Posted by: Bigby's Pearl-Clutching Hands at December 11, 2014 08:06 AM (3ZtZW)

165 Posted by: Blacksheep at December 11, 2014 08:03 AM (bS6uW)

Heh. And the Headline will be "Racist Tea-Bagger runs down un-armed Peace Advocate".

Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 11, 2014 08:06 AM (WHh0N)

166 I saw where some dude tried to nudge through a group of protesters in the street and allegedly "injured" a pregnant woman.

The driver was cited for failing to yield to pedestrians in crosswalk .

Were they actually in the crosswalk?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 08:07 AM (nYNyV)

167 Posted by: Bigby's Pearl-Clutching Hands at December 11, 2014 08:06 AM (3ZtZW)

Miami?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2014 08:09 AM (Zu3d9)

168 "Miami?"

I think you're off there.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 08:10 AM (fKchq)

169 73 Not parody: Wymyn: "FDNY Fire academy standards are too dificult for women...must be dispensed with."

Agreed. Dispense with the women.

--

A woman firefighter died fighting a fire in Philly this week. She leaves behind two kids. Very tragic. I hope very much that they did not lower any standards to hire her.

Posted by: @votermom at December 11, 2014 08:10 AM (2bVrC)

170 Nah. That was just Soylent Gumbo.

SOYLENT GUMBO IS......uh, well....nutria....

You know, those big rat things....

...not very tasty....

Here, you want the rest of mine?.....I'm full...

Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2014 08:10 AM (KBvAm)

171 I'd hate to be a cop right now.

http://bit.ly/1uqVreP

"Man killed in officer-involved shooting"

Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 11, 2014 08:10 AM (WHh0N)

172 I think it will drop down to just above $2.00 and hover there a while.

May need to look into a 50 or 100 gallon storage tank.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 08:10 AM (nYNyV)

173
Were they actually in the crosswalk?

***

I had the same thought, don't know the answer.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 08:11 AM (NeFrd)

174 "Here, you want the rest of mine?.....I'm full..."

Nutria? Uh, no, I'm good. Had my fill of vermin today.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 08:12 AM (fKchq)

175 But isn't a crosswalk (by definition) a place where you walk across?

I mean, as opposed to a place where you stand in front of traffic chanting stupid slogans and gesticulating wildly, keeping peaceful citizens from going about their rightful business.

I think there's a term for that...um...

...roadblock.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 08:15 AM (NeFrd)

176 A woman firefighter died fighting a fire in Philly this week. She leaves behind two kids.

Physics - Equal opportunity pimp slap.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 08:15 AM (nYNyV)

177 ...roadblock.
Speed bump.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2014 08:16 AM (0b722)

178 "May need to look into a 50 or 100 gallon storage tank."

It's been tanking $.05-.08/gallon for weeks. I figure a hold for the Christmas travel season and, then, it reoccurs. Boom.

Sucks for oil/gas people though.

And, I could be full of shit and totally wrong.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 08:16 AM (fKchq)

179 At Drudge
Scathing email hacked on

Blaxs with bow Ties

Predident Zero

,Blax Movies,

Waycist stuff

Uh Ho Ho Ho

Merry Christmas

Posted by: Columbian Cawfee at December 11, 2014 08:16 AM (/WmRg)

180 And now, I'd like to perform a very special song about a very special woman named Jackie.

Emphasis on the "special" part.

*sings*

Thanks for the lies
That you told about me
Those memories are all in your mind
And now that we've come
To the end of our rape hoax
There's something
I must say out loud
You're once, twice
Three times a liar
Yes you're once twice
Three times a liar

And I hate you,
I-i-iiii--iii-i hate you-u-u-u--u-u!

Posted by: Alternate Universe Lionel Richie at December 11, 2014 08:17 AM (KBvAm)

181 We mock nutria but we'll be living off that shit some day, probably within ninety days of a power grid collapse.

I'm thinking stew with some Fritos thrown in.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 11, 2014 08:17 AM (bS6uW)

182 IIRC the plaintiff in Roe v. Wade eventually recanted her claim that her pregnancy was caused by (unreported) rape.

Needless to say, that recant came after the SCOTUS wiped all 50 states' abortion laws off the books.

How is it we keep losing to these people?

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at December 11, 2014 08:18 AM (LGXGA)

183 "I'm thinking stew with some Fritos thrown in"

Well, now you mention the Fritos. That's a different story.

Vermin chili Frito pie.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 08:19 AM (fKchq)

184 Sucks for oil/gas people though.

Yeah. My 401k has suffered. That's ok. Still have some years left to retirement.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 08:20 AM (nYNyV)

185 Reposted from ONT thread

Santa cops surprise motorists

http://tinyurl.com/nhehg5a

Just a nice story to maybe bring a smile.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2014 08:20 AM (Dj3AB)

186 "I'm thinking stew with some Fritos thrown in"

Well, now you mention the Fritos. That's a different story.

Vermin chili Frito pie.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 08:19 AM (fKchq)

I'm in.

If I can have, raw onions and melted longhorn cheese on top.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2014 08:21 AM (KBvAm)

187 "Time for a viable THIRD PARTY."

Absolutely. It would be nice if we had 10 or 20 years to reform a Republican party that hates us.
We have got zero time left to reverse the destruction, and that's taking the optimists line that we can reverse it at all.

A party that could articulate the discontent of the American people without miring itself in wedge issues would need very little infrastructure to walk away with elections across the country.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 11, 2014 08:21 AM (OCcU9)

188 What difference do any facts make, about anything?!

Posted by: Hillary! at December 11, 2014 08:22 AM (LISuA)

189 We mock nutria but we'll be living off that shit some day, probably within ninety days of a power grid collapse.

Hard way: Hunting.
Smart way: Raising.
Rabbit, squirrel, etc.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 08:22 AM (nYNyV)

190 Hell, they are already floating the idea to raise the federal gas tax "now that people are used to paying higher prices."

Posted by: no good deed at December 11, 2014 08:22 AM (w3a0Z)

191 Narrating of moment of your life.

This video just made ma laugh a bit:

http://tinyurl.com/qcd7aq8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2014 08:22 AM (Dj3AB)

192 "May need to look into a 50 or 100 gallon storage tank."

Be prepared to pay $.15 to $.20 more a gallon vs. gas station prices if it is delivered to your home. Necessitates the oil company handling it twice.

Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 11, 2014 08:22 AM (WHh0N)

193 Who did the deed on Jackie? Well there's the phantom "homey" from her high school. But he was in another state at another university at a sporting event whilst the "deed" was allegedly done.

I'm being to think that Jackie got tag teamed by the combo of Harry Reid and Little Tony Wiener with Debbie Wasserman Schultz as an observer/participant.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 11, 2014 08:23 AM (wdHk6)

194 "89
The last piece if the Jackie rape story falls into place--- the 'why'.

Trying to make a guy interested in you by faking a date with another
cute guy is common, just like sending flowers to yourself with an
'anonymous admirer' card that you make sure your crush will see.
Remember Clueless? But when Jackie's fake date failed to get the
attention from her crush that she wanted, she upped the ante and went
for his sympathy by crying rape. Guys may shake their heads, but lots
of girls do stuff like this all the time on a smaller scale.

I'll bet that Jackie took it so far either cuz she was drunk or she has Hysterical personality disorder.

Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2014 07:27 AM (BkBmj)"

The bitches be crazy.

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper's Mailman at December 11, 2014 08:23 AM (PD6iL)

195 I believe they are actually rodents, not vermin, though I wouldn't spread that around when the power goes out because it certainly sounds less appealing.

May need to rename them altogether, although "Nutria' at least suggests they're nutritous. Maybe "Toy Otters," makes 'em sound cuter unless you've actually seen one.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 11, 2014 08:24 AM (bS6uW)

196 I was raped this morning by bacon. It just reached up, grabbed my mouth made me open it....

Horrible, it was horrible. I ate three pieces.

Posted by: Harvard Law class of 2015 at December 11, 2014 08:24 AM (LISuA)

197 OT: True story- I recently saw a teenager in the clinic with complaint of dizziness. Her name was Eileen.

Heh.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 08:24 AM (NeFrd)

198 Warren leads liberal Democrats rebellion over provisions in $1 trillion spending bill

Good. First time I agreed with that asshole. Shut the Gov Down

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 08:25 AM (Zmw74)

199 Dildo wars.

http://tinyurl.com/pmg2h3h

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 11, 2014 08:25 AM (ee9LE)

200 I'm being to think that Jackie got tag teamed by the combo of Harry Reid and Little Tony Wiener with Debbie Wasserman Schultz as an observer/participant.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 11, 2014 08:23 AM (wdHk6)

---------------

Nope...way too old for me. And too female. (Allegedly.)

Posted by: Harry Reid, The Searchlight Strangler at December 11, 2014 08:26 AM (vd4oB)

201 The Reality party.

They tell you lies, we tell you the reality.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 11, 2014 08:26 AM (RZzX3)

202 John Kerry: Ferguson And Garner Shows America Lacks Justice And Equality

Weasel Zippers

Hey horseface, talk about somethingyou know about. Like DeCommio trying to put all the horses in NYC out of business

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 08:26 AM (Zmw74)

203 Porn wars.

http://tinyurl.com/pxxzy2o

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 11, 2014 08:27 AM (ee9LE)

204
11 Zombie George Jones has been arrested in PA.

hahaha! I think the Possum was driving a lawn-mower...

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at December 11, 2014 08:27 AM (uSAVP)

205 If Jackie thinks she is pregnant because of this rape, or any rape, or might have felt pregnant at any time, we would proudly exploit her publicity as she walks to her abortion provider.

#StandWithJackie!

Posted by: NARAL Spokesvermin at December 11, 2014 08:27 AM (LISuA)

206 I saw where some dude tried to nudge through a group of protesters in the street and allegedly "injured" a pregnant woman.

The driver was cited for failing to yield to pedestrians in crosswalk.

One other thing. In most places, if you haven't un-assed the AO by the time the light changes, YOU become the lawbreaker.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 08:28 AM (nYNyV)

207 Tell me again. Why do parents send their male children to Universities?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2014 08:29 AM (irGEw)

208 "
I believe they are actually rodents, not vermin,"

I believe you are correct technically. And, "rodent chili Frito pie" sounds so much more enticing.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2014 08:29 AM (fKchq)

209 "170
Nah. That was just Soylent Gumbo.

SOYLENT GUMBO IS......uh, well....nutria....

You know, those big rat things....

...not very tasty....

Here, you want the rest of mine?.....I'm full...

Posted by: naturalfake at December 11, 2014 08:10 AM (KBvAm)"

I remember one of the contestants from "Survivor" being interviewed shortly after being voted off the island. When asked the most positive part of the experience, she said that she got to eat rat. When the interviewer joked, "It tastes like chicken", she replied, "No, it tastes like rat. It isn't like anything else and it's delicious."

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 11, 2014 08:29 AM (PD6iL)

210 Jackie was looking for a hookup with one of the rape counselors.

What better way to make demands of his time because you're distraught from the rape.

Plus counseling would put them in close proximity and propinquity is a great matchmaker.

Too bad she doesn't realize they get training to not get involved with their "clients" cause it can get sticky for a whole bunch of reasons, some of which we're seeing unfold.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 11, 2014 08:30 AM (RZzX3)

211 Justice for Jackie! Justice for Palestine!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at December 11, 2014 08:31 AM (BEMJs)

212 But when Jackie's fake date failed to get the
attention from her crush that she wanted, she upped the ante and went
for his sympathy by crying rape.

==

That was her tactical mistake, imo. While being a damsel in distress is a time-honored strategy in the feminine wiles toolbox, pretending to be an oral-rape vic has the risk of rasing an inherent "ew" + "eh, why not use your teeth" factor in any guy.
Safer to go with the classics, like faking a fall + sprain (see Jane Austen).

Posted by: @votermom at December 11, 2014 08:31 AM (c0so6)

213 We all should bookmark this page:

http://www.nutria.com/

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 11, 2014 08:32 AM (2Ayux)

214 Justice for Jackie! Justice for Palestine!
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at December 11, 2014 08:31 AM (BEMJs)

Your 100% right. Hey why doesn't Jackie move to Ramallah?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2014 08:33 AM (Zmw74)

215 Be prepared to pay $.15 to $.20 more a gallon vs. gas station prices if it is delivered to your home. Necessitates the oil company handling it twice.

F them. I'll do it in four 5 gal gas cans at a time. Besides, I think the city, the fire marshall, & the oil company would have fainting spells at the thought of delivering to a residential neighborhood.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2014 08:33 AM (nYNyV)

216 Clearly, this mess is the fault of whatever male classmate failed to ask Jackie out. Lets place blame where it properly belongs.

Posted by: MTF at December 11, 2014 08:33 AM (LISuA)

217 Never trust a composite! Man, they are dangerous.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2014 08:34 AM (FcR7P)

218 "The Reality party.

They tell you lies, we tell you the reality."

Yeah, I like it.
Good name, and a great slogan / central concept.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 11, 2014 08:34 AM (OCcU9)

219 Sort of throws this quote into a new light....right?

"If you drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park, you never know what you'll find,"

That's from another rape denying conservative troglodyte knuckledragging POS.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2014 08:35 AM (irGEw)

220 OT: True story- I recently saw a teenager in the clinic with complaint of dizziness. Her name was Eileen.

-
Back when I was a sex assault prosecutor, one morning I had three cases. The defendants' first names were Dick, Rod, and Lance.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 11, 2014 08:35 AM (HkAya)

221 DUMP UP!

Posted by: ALH at December 11, 2014 08:35 AM (yAPdC)

222 In CO there is a "yield to pedestrians" statute. Some of the mountain towns (I'm looking at you, Ouray and Gunnison) have added multiple crosswalks throughout their main streets, with prominent signage. Drivers have taken to stopping if there is anybody on the sidewalk within 10-20 feet of the beginning of the crosswalk. I figure if I haven't winged someone I'm doing okay.

Perhaps they are trying to get some casual traffic to stop in town and see the sights rather than zipping right through.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at December 11, 2014 08:35 AM (NeFrd)

223 Just a lovely story account of a dying nun and her love for others:

http://tinyurl.com/lykccy3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2014 08:35 AM (Dj3AB)

224 My mom said they had to eat rat during WWII. Dunno if she was kidding. She did not describe it as delicious.

Posted by: @votermom at December 11, 2014 08:36 AM (c0so6)

225 Phi Psi membership is entirely composed of College Republicans.

This is actually is the one fact that makes it possible for all the right-thinking people in New York and Washington to still have vestigial belief in Jackies story.

Posted by: Sabrina Rubin Erdely at December 11, 2014 08:38 AM (LISuA)

226 I believe you are correct technically. And, "rodent chili Frito pie" sounds so much more enticing.

LOL, though "Toy otter chili Frito pie" sounds like something you might actually eat, at least during an extended emergency.

It's all in the branding. Consider Oreos, people eat those by the millions every year and what they hell are they made from? I doubt they're even food, probably some petroluem jelly reduction that could have been mascara, could have been tires, instead they made it into wafers and a creamy filling, dyed them different colors and added flavor and voila, you've got snacks for the masses.

I can see it now: "Are those really "'Otters paws' dad?" No, son, Nabisco just called them that to give them a funny name, now eat up!"

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 11, 2014 08:40 AM (bS6uW)

227 Warren leads liberal Democrats rebellion over provisions in $1 trillion spending bill

When Ted Cruz did it, he was a psycho.

When she does, she'll be a lefty hero.

Posted by: --- at December 11, 2014 08:46 AM (MMC8r)

228 222: "Perhaps they are trying to get some casual traffic to stop in town and see the sights rather than zipping right through."

Never underestimate the hunger for money in small towns. Many did something like this in the '70s when the 55mph limit came down from on high. They would go so far as to annex a strip of land with a major highway on it just so the town cop could sit out there with a radar gun and pick off passersby. All in the name of safety.

Free money for the burg! At least until state legislators got enough complaints and started making the towns "share" the ticket revenue with the state.

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at December 11, 2014 08:46 AM (LGXGA)

229 "It's all in the branding. Consider Oreos, people eat those by the
millions every year and what they hell are they made from? I doubt
they're even food, probably some petroluem jelly reduction that could
have been mascara, could have been tires, instead they made it into
wafers and a creamy filling, dyed them different colors and added flavor
and voila, you've got snacks for the masses."

No. The cracker part is basically wheat flour and cocoa. The filling is vegetable shortening and sugar. You can make your own Oreo filling by mixing Crisco and powdered sugar in a bowl.

Yum.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 11, 2014 08:47 AM (PD6iL)

230 224 My mom said they had to eat rat during WWII. Dunno if she was kidding. She did not describe it as delicious.

Posted by: @votermom at December 11, 2014 08:36 AM (c0so6)

Rat burgers ain't bad.

Posted by: John Spartan - Fined 20000 for violation of the Verbal Morality Code at December 11, 2014 08:47 AM (fWAjv)

231 I'll bet that Jackie took it so far either cuz she was drunk or she has Hysterical personality disorder. Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2014 07:27 AM (BkBmj)"The bitches be crazy.
Posted by: Sheldon Cooper's Mailman

The bitches set us all up?

Posted by: zombie marion barry at December 11, 2014 08:56 AM (Spluw)

232 Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 11, 2014 08:47 AM (PD6iL)

I was actually kidding, but that's pretty interesting, thanks.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 11, 2014 08:56 AM (bS6uW)

233 Whatever you put on nutria, you have to put Tabasco sauce on it. One of the McIlhennys is the reason we have nutria in the south. He imported a breeding pair from S. America to control weeds (IIRC) on Avery Island. They are now a nuisance, bordering on pestilence.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at December 11, 2014 09:03 AM (5buP8)

234 The International Coalition to Stop War and End Racism is planning an event in Charlottesville. #ibelievejackie.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at December 11, 2014 09:04 AM (BEMJs)

235 @199 I call bullshit. Woman named Creamer, charged with "domestic battery"?
It buggers belief.

And, see you upstairs.

Lastagain!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 11, 2014 09:05 AM (xq1UY)

236 And no matter how hard the living in autism land we all deserve to live. Some reflections by the parent of an autistic child reacting the murders done by parents of autistic children. I know several other folks have kids on the spectrum. I just found this piece very moving:

http://tinyurl.com/kvs868y

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2014 09:06 AM (Dj3AB)

237 " Being a big-tittied fat girl does not guarantee you high ratings on a crappy show"

I thought Vic was talking about "Two Broke Girls".

Posted by: Eddie Baby at December 11, 2014 09:20 AM (/WtSZ)

238 Virginia senator Mark Warner is a co sponsor of a bill to advance the WoW campus rape meme.

http://tinyurl.com/l797p3u

Posted by: dagny at December 11, 2014 09:22 AM (hNgJL)

239 "Rape claims must automatically be believed. Or something."

Kathleen Willey? Never heard of her.

Posted by: A pot of message at December 11, 2014 09:41 AM (Ft3+l)

240 Look, this was "Jackie"s Canadian boyfriend. Why do you people so hate Canadians, eh?

Posted by: J. Moses Browning at December 11, 2014 10:21 AM (14EyO)

241 She's a star witness for the case DA Nifong is building....

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