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Morning Thread (12-9-2014)

Well. What have we here? ...



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1 Good Morning Morons. Today is Tuesday, December 09, 2014. On this day in 1958 the John Birch society was founded to oppose Communism in the US.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:06 AM (u9gzs)

2 St. Louis police finally charge black yoots with a hate crime for pulling a Bosnian woman from a car and beating her unconscious.


http://is.gd/406HvI

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:06 AM (u9gzs)

3 Republicans lash out a crappy CIA report issued by Scrunt Feinstein.


http://is.gd/xTgY5V

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:06 AM (u9gzs)

4 RIP Pugsly from the Adams Family at 59.


http://is.gd/jAGEBT

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:07 AM (u9gzs)

5 Biden is being stupid again. Don't worry, girls. You're as smart as any boy.


http://is.gd/OkcX0f

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:07 AM (u9gzs)

6 House funding bill may be held up due to Obama's illegal amnesty.


http://is.gd/iLU8qM

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:07 AM (u9gzs)

7 I bet they hated doing that too.

Posted by: Gmac at December 09, 2014 06:07 AM (4pjhs)

8 Obama's unnecessary autopsy in the Brown shooting shows the same results as the State autopsy.


http://is.gd/3TpfOb

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:08 AM (u9gzs)

9 I thought it was Barackx O the way they were talking.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 09, 2014 06:08 AM (vntmB)

10 According to Obama everything bad in the US is due to racism. Yeah, yours.


http://is.gd/tNZzUi

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:08 AM (u9gzs)

11 The US and NATO are finally out of Afghanistan.
.

http://is.gd/M0jV4B

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:08 AM (u9gzs)

12 House conservatives are up in arms because Boner is trying to ram the spending bill through before they can read it.


http://is.gd/ylZeyi

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:08 AM (u9gzs)

13 Meanwhile the bill is stalled behind closed doors. Just remember, Boner was reelected with a huge majority.


http://is.gd/FIwgC1

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:08 AM (u9gzs)

14 Is this where we are headed. Muzzies run off an English principal.


http://is.gd/frFiSU

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:09 AM (u9gzs)

15 Republican donors are holding back donations for 2016 due to the crowed field with no front runner, or so this says. I suspect we will get stuck with another RINO like Rubio or Jeb.


http://is.gd/rq08GU

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:09 AM (u9gzs)

16 Idiot protestors block Amtrak trains by laying on the tracks. That's a good way to commit suicide.


http://is.gd/siEQyK

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:09 AM (u9gzs)

17 The DOJ is not releasing all the grand jury documents. Most likely these are interviews that show witnesses committing perjury.


http://is.gd/2zGJFt

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:09 AM (u9gzs)

18 Obama really is an idiot.


http://is.gd/wmDRui

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:10 AM (u9gzs)

19 A record 25M foreign born people now hold jobs in the US.


http://is.gd/5VcPk3

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:10 AM (u9gzs)

20 Something we already knew: Democrats secretly backed independent Greg Ormand in the KS Senate race.


http://is.gd/YsPeRa

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:10 AM (u9gzs)

21 Holder has gone full retard. If we had a real opposition Party he would have already been impeached, at least in the House and possibly even in the Senate.


http://is.gd/Nn86FB

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:11 AM (u9gzs)

22 The Dunham rape memoir has been admitted to be false now.


http://is.gd/B9xC9G

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:11 AM (u9gzs)

23 Berkley protest organizers tell the crowd that violence is acceptable. So why haven't they been arrested for incitement to riot? Can you say Democrat mayor?


http://is.gd/UHjx5B

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:11 AM (u9gzs)

24 Dead Man walking: Sharpton says blacks can't act decently without more money from the government.


http://is.gd/XxM4TA

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:12 AM (u9gzs)

25 Linda Dunham has purchased a $4.8M condo in Brooklyn. Why would anyone pay that much for an apartment in Brooklyn?


http://is.gd/Ncls3F

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:12 AM (u9gzs)

26 The House GOP leadership tricked Republicans into voting for Obama amnesty.


http://is.gd/xork0v

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:12 AM (u9gzs)

27 Another foreign policy success for Obama. The Chinese have rejected his stupid climate initiative.


http://is.gd/9V673O

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:13 AM (u9gzs)

28 Democrats are undergoing a civil war over votes for Obamacare. Half of the people who voted for it are gone now.


http://is.gd/pf55du

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:13 AM (u9gzs)

29 Democrats are packing the NLRB before leaving town.


http://is.gd/c5dOmq

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:13 AM (u9gzs)

30 I suspect we will have another housing collapse as FnF do the same crap that caused the last one.


http://is.gd/PnVld5

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:13 AM (u9gzs)

31 David Vitter has introduced legislation that will prohibit the government from enforcing common core.


http://is.gd/tOHua1

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:14 AM (u9gzs)

32 Anyone else having link issues to stories or is it just me?

PS, good morning Vic, everybody.

Posted by: Gmac at December 09, 2014 06:14 AM (4pjhs)

33 Congressional documents show that Obama targeted legal businesses for harassment.


http://is.gd/GOdOk3

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:14 AM (u9gzs)

34 Ramirez


http://is.gd/i5kzWC

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:14 AM (u9gzs)

35 States are meeting in Washington, DC to discuss an Art V convention.


http://is.gd/46D0VJ

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:14 AM (u9gzs)

36 The Daily Deals


http://is.gd/cxH4Rw


That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:15 AM (u9gzs)

37 [Eugene Volokh] Lena Dunham's publisher says her alleged rapist Barry wasn't actually named Barry: As I note.



I suspect that nothing in that story is true.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:17 AM (u9gzs)

38 Watch how quickly "My People" pressures the DA to drop the hate crime charges...

Posted by: Sven10077 at December 09, 2014 06:20 AM (/4AZU)

39 32
Anyone else having link issues to stories or is it just me?

PS, good morning Vic, everybody.


Posted by: Gmac at December 09, 2014 06:14 AM (4pjhs)

Good Morning. No issues for me.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:20 AM (u9gzs)

40 Luv ya Vic!
Keep on keepin on!
The world is a sad, sad, place.
But we gotta keep our spirits up or, or, ugh.

What the "democrats" are doing is so, so desperate,
I surely hope people of good will can see through it.

Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 06:22 AM (qry2M)

41 We will Barry you!

Posted by: Zombie N Khrushchev at December 09, 2014 06:22 AM (JdEZJ)

42 The GOP is now in control of just under half the countries population and right around half the states. Why aren't we going in and mandating the teaching of all the Genocides caused by the Left be required before a student can graduate from High School.

Why aren't we mandating that before any College can receive state funding that the 1. scrap any speech codes they have and 2. that they put in place severe mandatory punishments for those who disrupt political events of those they disagree with or threaten violence or mass disruption in order to stop those events?

Why aren't we putting in place very Pro-American requirements across the board for schools. Why aren't we making it easier for students who are threatened by far Left Teachers to push back or let the parents remove those teachers?

We need to start pushing back against the Lefts corruption of the learning process and to break their straggled hold on Post Secondary Education.

Posted by: southdakotaboy at December 09, 2014 06:22 AM (yh4lQ)

43 Who the hell is vic?

Posted by: daninmichigan at December 09, 2014 06:23 AM (2yD4G)

44 It's my bday! You guys can get me the same thing as last year, ok?

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2014 06:25 AM (j7iSn)

45 Berkley protest organizers tell the crowd that violence is acceptable.



That's a good way to get your ass kicked.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 06:26 AM (XCZSu)

46 St. Louis police finally charge black yoots with a hate crime for pulling a Bosnian woman from a car and beating her unconscious.

A short essay related to that:

http://goo.gl/4aLs1g

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2014 06:27 AM (zF6Iw)

47 Republicans really control a majority of the State legislatures and governors.


http://is.gd/jJ0rFj

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:27 AM (u9gzs)

48 When the person you are preparing to sue offers to settle things by paying your costs to date and forgetting the whole mater,....

It is time to add another zero to the suit.

In these matters, I look to Loui DePalma for guidance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urcsxzXAUeA

Posted by: Gentlemen, This is democracy manifest at December 09, 2014 06:27 AM (LWu6U)

49 They should NOT give the money to man haters masquerading as anti-rape groups.

Posted by: Baldy at December 09, 2014 06:30 AM (+35FH)

50 42 Posted by: southdakotaboy at December 09, 2014 06:22 AM (yh4lQ)



Schools are primarily a local county or city issue.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:30 AM (u9gzs)

51 Meh, it's gotta be this box at work killing me.
Ah well, who reads the articles anyhow!
I'll catch up on my reading in about 3 hours when I get home.

Posted by: Gmac at December 09, 2014 06:31 AM (4pjhs)

52 43
Who the hell is vic?

Posted by: daninmichigan at December 09, 2014 06:23 AM (2yD4G)

I'm me

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:31 AM (u9gzs)

53 It's almost as if, get this, there isn't a culture of rape after all.

False allegations of rape: it's the new false allegations of racism, homophobia and Islamaphobia. May as well throw climate change on the pile while we're at it, it's all the same thing.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 09, 2014 06:31 AM (tmAOs)

54 53
It's almost as if, get this, there isn't a culture of rape after all.



False allegations of rape: it's the new false allegations of
racism, homophobia and Islamaphobia. May as well throw climate change
on the pile while we're at it, it's all the same thing.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 09, 2014 06:31 AM (tmAOs)

I have seen estimates that 50 to 60% of all rape crimes reported are false.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:33 AM (u9gzs)

55 44 Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2014 06:25 AM (j7iSn)

so the wishes of long life and freedom for want were okay then?

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 09, 2014 06:34 AM (/4AZU)

56 If the GOPe gives us another Bush, we *have* to start a new party at that point. The last thing we need is another big-government globalist with an R by his name.

Posted by: Cato at December 09, 2014 06:34 AM (J+mig)

57 Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 09, 2014 06:34 AM (/4AZU)


perfect fit

Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2014 06:35 AM (j7iSn)

58 All those rich GOPe donors love them sum big government as long as it benefits them. That is how we wind up with these middle of the road squishes every time.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:37 AM (u9gzs)

59 Happy birthday!

You'll get the same thing we got you last year and you'll like it just as much. As an added bonus you get a special limited time visit to the platinum membership, and by time limited I mean if you didn't use it, times up!

Posted by: Gmac at December 09, 2014 06:37 AM (4pjhs)

60 Posted by: southdakotaboy at December 09, 2014 06:22 AM (yh4lQ)

That's a good one. But I think we also need to start our own post-secondary education system and destroy theirs with the power of competition. Students get cheaper degrees in useful subjects, employers don't get entitled gender studies majors. Everyone wins, right?

Posted by: Cato at December 09, 2014 06:37 AM (J+mig)

61 Who are all these sexual assault denialists, who continue to defend Lena Dunham grooming, and sexually violating her much younger sister?

White conservative men who continue to look upon those actions as acceptable are what make it harder for female victims to step forward, out of the shadows.

Wait....what?

Oh.

Never Mind.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2014 06:38 AM (irGEw)

62 We wouldn't want to oppress you by suggesting our heteronormative, patriarchal validation is required (or even desirable) before you can enjoy your day.

Ah, what the hell, they'll complain no matter what we do, so Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 09, 2014 06:39 AM (tmAOs)

63 Schools are primarily a local county or city issue. "

But they all want federal funding.

Posted by: delayna at December 09, 2014 06:40 AM (KnC4k)

64
5 Biden is being stupid again. Don't worry, girls. You're as smart as any boy.

And certainly smarter than HIM

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 09, 2014 06:41 AM (/dvmK)

65 63
Schools are primarily a local county or city issue. "



But they all want federal funding.

Posted by: delayna at December 09, 2014 06:40 AM (KnC4k)

If I was dictator for a day the first thing I would do is get the federal government totally out of the schools. No funding and no interference. There is nothing in the Constitution that allows the federal nose into local schools.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:42 AM (u9gzs)

66 When the person you are preparing to sue
offers to settle things by paying your costs to
date and forgetting the whole mater,....

It is time to add another zero to the settlement.



Two zeros.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 06:42 AM (XCZSu)

67 "States are meeting in Washington, DC to discuss an Art V convention. http://is.gd/46D0VJ"

You know, I don't like feeling hopeful - leads to disappointment. But if I we a hopeful-feeling kind of guy, this might do it.

Morning, Glories!

Thanks for the news links, Vic!

Posted by: mindful webworker - in time for breakfast at December 09, 2014 06:43 AM (gJBE5)

68 If I was dictator for a day the first thing I would do is get the federal government totally out of the schools.




If I was dictator for a day the first thing I would
do is get the democrats totally out of
the country.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 06:44 AM (XCZSu)

69 Sixty eight comments and I haven't read the ONT. Better get cracking.

Posted by: fluffy at December 09, 2014 06:45 AM (Ua6T/)

70 67
"States are meeting in Washington, DC to discuss an Art V convention. http://is.gd/46D0VJ"



You know, I don't like feeling hopeful - leads to disappointment. But if I we a hopeful-feeling kind of guy, this might do it.



Morning, Glories!



Thanks for the news links, Vic!

Posted by: mindful webworker - in time for breakfast at December 09, 2014 06:43 AM (gJBE5)


I have been wanting one of these for a long time. I just hope they get something accomplished.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:46 AM (u9gzs)

71 #5... LOL. For all the "Bushisms" which we heard about ceaselessly, that one really takes the cake. ...Stick it down the memory hole.

Posted by: warring on women at December 09, 2014 06:46 AM (mvuew)

72 BignJames: "It's my bday! You guys can get me the same thing as last year, ok?"

HBD!

I'm gonna spend twice as much as I did on your birthday gift last year.

Posted by: mindful webworker - big spender at December 09, 2014 06:47 AM (gJBE5)

73
18 Obama really is an idiot.
http://is.gd/wmDRui

Race mongerer gotta monger

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 09, 2014 06:47 AM (/dvmK)

74 Morning folks! Two weeks to unemployment. FML...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 09, 2014 06:48 AM (60Vyp)

75 The thing about Education is that it has been taken over by the Left and the Conservative movement either has to start pushing back now on a large scale to break that or we really will die out as a party. What I mentioned above is one way to start that effort to get rapid and maintainable success.

Posted by: southdakotaboy at December 09, 2014 06:49 AM (yh4lQ)

76 I think we have a golden opportunity here. Whenever anyone makes a statement about believing all oppressed womyns claims of rape, just mention the names Paula Jones, Gennifer Flowers, et all, and remind them of how they were drug through the mud after their claims of rape. So now, they must be believed, and ex-President Clinton is a serial rapist. Ask them how does that square their support for !Hillary!!?

Then sit back and watch the spin.

Posted by: RedDish at December 09, 2014 06:49 AM (5eXg1)

77 I made cookies last night. Peanut butter with a Hersey's Kiss on top.

Posted by: ALH at December 09, 2014 06:49 AM (btTLZ)

78 Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:37 AM (u9gzs)

Actually, the "middle of the road" thing is the biggest lie. The GOPe and Democrats are extremists, but their cronies in the media keep telling people that they're moderates until people believe it. There's nothing at all moderate about putting unelected international institutions, foreign nationals, and central planning ahead of the rule of law, the american people, and the Constitution.

Posted by: Cato at December 09, 2014 06:49 AM (J+mig)

79 Well heck. And I've been keeping a weather eye out for a guy wearing purple cowboy boots, and sporting a Snidely Whiplash mustache.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 09, 2014 06:50 AM (0IhFx)

80 @74: That sucks. Hang in there, good things have a way of happening for good people.

Posted by: Blacksheep at December 09, 2014 06:50 AM (tmAOs)

81



DAY 763

700 to go (772 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2014 06:51 AM (CMkNk)

82 And good morning to all! Actually a moment to de-lurk here. Thanks for all the news, Vic.

Posted by: RedDish at December 09, 2014 06:53 AM (5eXg1)

83 An article 5 convention might just be the ticket to overhaul the government. Lets see:

Abolish the IRS and institute a flat sales tax.

Abolish the alphabet agencies and blacklist everyone at/above the level supervisor level.

Abolish the federal retirement system (including congress' plan) and vest that money into SS.

Im sure I could think of more...

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 09, 2014 06:53 AM (60Vyp)

84 Vic: "I have been wanting one of these for a long time. I just hope they get something accomplished."

Moving. So. Slowly. Meanwhile, Obummer commits a half-dozen crimes a day. The timing trajectories don't look good. I hope the Art5 con is the tortoise to the administration's hare.

Posted by: mindful webworker - slow & steady at December 09, 2014 06:56 AM (gJBE5)

85 I made cookies last night. Peanut butter with a Hersey's Kiss on it.



Share, or it didn't happen.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 06:56 AM (XCZSu)

86 83 Im sure I could think of more...
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 09, 2014 06:53 AM (60Vyp)


Levin's book "The Liberty Amendments" has some very good ideas.

Repeal the 17th amendment to restore election of Senators via the state legislatures.

Term limits for everyone including justices.

States can vote to override a SCOTUS decision within one year.

He also had another one regarding any federal regulation that has over $100 million of impact?

Worth the read.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2014 06:57 AM (CMkNk)

87 Shoves cookie into USB port for rickb223.

Posted by: ALH at December 09, 2014 06:57 AM (btTLZ)

88 @83 My personal favorite would be that Congress is not exempt from any laws they pass.

Posted by: RedDish at December 09, 2014 06:58 AM (5eXg1)

89 There is no way I raped Lena because my willie shrunk up so far at the thought that you would have needed a flashlight and magnifying glass to find it.

Posted by: Barry at December 09, 2014 06:58 AM (JdEZJ)

90 Ready for your am medical quiz?
My torn meniscus has likely brought me another present.

It's something almost everyone has lurking-
Can be triggered by injury or stress-
Can range in severity-
Hurts like @*&:$(-

Any guesses?

ps- after 4 days I've seen a doc and have meds and Lortabs but, if anyone feels like shoving a morphine drip into the usb...

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 09, 2014 06:59 AM (KeRzR)

91 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 09, 2014 06:53 AM (60Vyp)

New law: Congress does not get paid unless they pass a balanced budget. Without the use of omnibus bills or continuing resolutions.

Posted by: Cato at December 09, 2014 06:59 AM (J+mig)

92
Lena Dunham

I believe an addendum is needed for the AoSHQ style guide - she would always be referred to as "unindicted child molester Lena Dunham"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 09, 2014 06:59 AM (/dvmK)

93
Posted by: RedDish at December 09, 2014 06:58 AM (5eXg1)

I think Congress...and the federal govt in general should be forced to live under the laws they pass for a period of at least five years before they are applied to the rest of the country.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 09, 2014 07:00 AM (0IhFx)

94 An article 5 convention might just be the ticket to overhaul the government.
Lets see:
Abolish the IRS and institute a flat sales tax.

Abolish the alphabet agencies and blacklist
everyone at/above the level supervisor level.

Abolish the federal retirement system (including
congress' plan) and vest that money into SS.



Abolish democrats.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 07:01 AM (XCZSu)

95 Waffles!

Lots of those little wells, each guild with melty butter and mapley syrupy goodness.

Awaiting my attention. BRB.

Posted by: mindful webworker - has something to get up for at December 09, 2014 07:01 AM (gJBE5)

96
Barry's last name wouldn't happen to be "Soetoro," would it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2014 07:01 AM (CMkNk)

97
Posted by: Barry at December 09, 2014 06:58 AM (JdEZJ)

And now poor Lena Dunham is trying to earn money for her legal defense fund. She's selling her screen worn panties from her HBO show.





Haha. Who am I kidding? She never wore panties on that show.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 09, 2014 07:02 AM (0IhFx)

98 Shoves cookie into USB port for rickb223.
Posted by: ALH


Thank you!!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 07:02 AM (XCZSu)

99 Posted by: Sticky Wicket at December 09, 2014 07:00 AM (0IhFx)

Or just "Congress shall make no law that contains exemptions for present or former members of Congress."

Posted by: Cato at December 09, 2014 07:02 AM (J+mig)

100 It's something almost everyone has lurking-
Can be triggered by injury or stress-
Can range in severity-
Hurts like @*&:$(-
Any guesses?



A 5 hour hard on?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 07:03 AM (XCZSu)

101 Hate seeing a tyop just as I've hit 'post'!

guild = filled buttery waffle well, of course

guild ... computers are so stupid.

Posted by: mindful webworker - so close at December 09, 2014 07:03 AM (gJBE5)

102 @26

Anyone who says they were "tricked" should be primaried on general principles.

They've got one job, ONE JOB.

Read and understand the fucking bill You're voting on assholes.

If you're not being given enough time to read the bills then demand more time.

Form a posse and go beat the shit out of "leadership"

It just reveals very starkly that everyone of these pukes is fucking useless.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 09, 2014 07:04 AM (Oc3Dj)

103 94 Abolish democrats.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 07:01 AM (XCZSu)

"Mister we could use a man like Joe McCarthy again . . ."


For reals.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2014 07:05 AM (CMkNk)

104 I too have conducted an autopsy of Mike Brown and I can report that he died of thuggish behavior and a bullet to the brain, but mostly a bullet to the brain.

btw, Darian Johnson, the lying 'witness' that was with Mike that fateful day and double handedly created the meme of Hands Up, Don't Shoot thru his false testimony has landed a job with the city of St. Louis.

I saw the link at Insty, I think, but didn't have the heart to open it to find out what job he got. As a guess, Vice Mayor.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2014 07:05 AM (Cwylc)

105 #101
What's a tyop

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at December 09, 2014 07:05 AM (R8hU8)

106 " she would always be referred to as "unindicted child molester Lena Dunham""

How bout "Self Admitted, unindicted child molester, Lena Dunham"?


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2014 07:05 AM (irGEw)

107 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 09, 2014 07:06 AM (2Ayux)

108 I have two dogs, Molly and Hillary.
Molly McNab (cuz she's a McNab),
and Hillary (cuz she's a Bitch).
I also have a puddy tat named Romeo.
Cuz he likes to hump.

Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 07:07 AM (qry2M)

109 91 Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 09, 2014 06:53 AM (60Vyp)

New law: Congress does not get paid unless they pass a balanced budget. Without the use of omnibus bills or continuing resolutions.
Posted by: Cato at December 09, 2014 06:59 AM (J+mig)


I honestly don't think their salaries matter to them. It's the insider information and favor-brokering that make them millionaires. Martha Stewart went to prison for what they do every day.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at December 09, 2014 07:07 AM (yxw0r)

110
The nearly perfect resemblance between unindicted child molester Lena Dunham and the cartoon character Baby Huey has gone unnoticed for too long -

http://www.advivo.com.br/blog/luisnassif/baby-huey

What is the MFM hiding from us and why?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 09, 2014 07:08 AM (/dvmK)

111 Abolish democrats.
Posted by: rickb223


"Mister we could use a man like Joe McCarthy
again . . ."



JJ, I know I say that and variants, "outlaw democrats, abolish democrats, deport democrats, etc.", but if you pay attention, you'll notice that 90% of our problems come from them.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 07:08 AM (XCZSu)

112
96
Barry's last name wouldn't happen to be "Soetoro," would it?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2014 07:01 AM (CMkNk)

Soetoro doesn't rape anyone with his dingus, just his banal and super sibilant dronings

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 09, 2014 07:09 AM (/dvmK)

113 Velvet Ambition: "What's a tyop"

Tyopgrahpical erorr. Autoincorrect at work.

Posted by: mindful webworker - langwich expurt at December 09, 2014 07:10 AM (gJBE5)

114
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2014 07:05 AM (irGEw)

Done!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 09, 2014 07:11 AM (/dvmK)

115 111 I know I say that and variants, "outlaw democrats, abolish democrats, deport democrats, etc.", but if you pay attention, you'll notice that 90% of our problems come from them.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 07:08 AM (XCZSu)


Oh, absolutely. The predicament is that they get to use and subvert our freedoms agains us while those same freedoms and morality constrain us from defeating them absolutely.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2014 07:11 AM (CMkNk)

116 Sounds like Lena Dunham spent a good six hours on the phone with Random House lawyers getting the story straight.

Not that you can tell people what to say, but there is a lot of: "Understand, if you say this, the consequences are that. We want to get to this place, and we paid you millions of dollars. If your story doesn't get us to that place, you can always give the money back."

Whoever made that phone call was either having the most fun day of his life, or has no soul. (NYC publishing in house counsel, let's face it: her)

I just don't think that Lena Dunham has been required to keep a story straight in her life and isn't prepared for how tough it can be. (This phone call, to be effective, should cross-examine the story as a cop would.)

Posted by: Oschisms at December 09, 2014 07:11 AM (uqV2n)

117 I saw Tyopgrahpical Error open for Yes at the Wenham Arena in '85.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2014 07:12 AM (zF6Iw)

118 I honestly don't think their salaries matter to them. It's the insider information and favor- brokering that make them millionaires. Martha Stewart went to prison for what they do every day.



2nd law after becoming dictator: Insider trading is punishable by being drawn and quartered.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 07:13 AM (XCZSu)

119 >>>Anyone who says they were "tricked" should be primaried on general principles.

They've got one job, ONE JOB.

Read and understand the fucking bill You're voting on assholes.

If you're not being given enough time to read the bills then demand more time.

Form a posse and go beat the shit out of "leadership"

It just reveals very starkly that everyone of these pukes is fucking useless.
.
.
.
.My thoughts exactly. You got tricked into voting for something? Well did you read it before you voted on it? Oh and that doesn't mean the executive brief you got from an intern last week either is still good.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at December 09, 2014 07:14 AM (AHX9J)

120 As someone at Insty's place pointed out, Is that Jimmy Buffet ballad "Why don't we get drunk, and screw?" still on the liberal party play list?

Or is it recognized for what it is, a plan to get women drunk, and have non-consensual sex?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2014 07:14 AM (irGEw)

121 I saw Tyopgrahpical Error open for Yes at the Wenham Arena in '85.



I saw tehm two!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 07:15 AM (XCZSu)

122 120 As someone at Insty's place pointed out, Is that Jimmy Buffet ballad "Why don't we get drunk, and screw?" still on the liberal party play list?

Or is it recognized for what it is, a plan to get women drunk, and have non-consensual sex?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2014 07:14 AM (irGEw)




That song is a Hilary country song, no?


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2014 07:15 AM (CMkNk)

123 Why on earth does anyone leave autocorrect turned on ? What's the upside that I'm not seeing ?

G'mornin all.

Yay coffee !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at December 09, 2014 07:16 AM (OCcU9)

124 Interrogate Ms. Dunham, not "cross-examine the story." Feh. Using fake "witnesses" and such as the cops do.

Posted by: Oschisms at December 09, 2014 07:16 AM (uqV2n)

125 117 >> I saw Tyopgrahpical Error open for Yes at the Wenham Arena in '85.

Those two groups are oceans apart in style.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2014 07:16 AM (Cwylc)

126 My thoughts exactly. You got tricked into voting for something?



Then you are fired on the spot for being dumber than a box of hammers.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 07:16 AM (XCZSu)

127 Seth Jed now says cops subconsciously fear black men and that's why they shoot them

Even the black cops? He is fomenting a race war

Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 07:17 AM (zOTsN)

128 Seth Jed now says cops subconsciously fear black men and that's why they shoot them




Extrapolating that, cops must fear yorkies & pugs.....

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 07:19 AM (XCZSu)

129 6:30 effin' 30 where I sit.


Damn.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 07:19 AM (2pk1t)

130 Upside to auto correct?
Using it to finish typing long words. Really handy when you're a one finger, fone typist.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 09, 2014 07:19 AM (KeRzR)

131 118 I honestly don't think their salaries matter to them. It's the insider information and favor- brokering that make them millionaires. Martha Stewart went to prison for what they do every day.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 07:13 AM (XCZSu)

------------------------------

I wondered aloud once why they fight so hard to retain office when they know they're going to enrich themselves greatly afterward. (I think I was referring to Specter.) A co-worker who grew up in VA and spent some time in DC clued me in: When you're a member of Congress, much less a Senator, people kiss your ass in person to an unbelievable degree.

Posted by: Oschisms at December 09, 2014 07:20 AM (uqV2n)

132
FOMENTING A RACE WAR???

Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 09, 2014 07:20 AM (2Ayux)

133 I saw Yes and John McLaughlin at the Akron Rubber Bowl in 74.

Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 07:20 AM (qry2M)

134
When you're a member of Congress, much less a Senator, people kiss your ass in person to an unbelievable degree.

Which is exactly why those critters need a good ass-kicking instead.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 09, 2014 07:21 AM (/dvmK)

135 133 I saw Yes and John McLaughlin at the Akron Rubber Bowl in 74.
Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 07:20 AM (qry2M


I saw the McLaughlin Group every Sunday on TV.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2014 07:22 AM (CMkNk)

136 Seth Jed. Really. Wth iPad

Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 07:22 AM (zOTsN)

137 Lena Dunham
Rolling Stone/UVA Rape story
Congresswoman E Holmes Norton doesn't care about facts in Michael Brown story

.....sensing a thread here...a connection of sorts

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at December 09, 2014 07:23 AM (7RXcs)

138 Ya know, when we have the Democrats in charge of Congress, we get ObamaCare.

When we have the Republicans in control of Congress, we get... ObamaCare and excuses.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2014 07:24 AM (Cwylc)

139 >>> When you're a member of Congress, much less a Senator, people kiss your ass in person to an unbelievable degree

I saw something about Trent Lott a couple years ago. Even though he was pulling in big money as a lobbyist, he said something along the lines of "Gee whiz, commuting is hard!"

It was a new experience for him.

Posted by: fluffy at December 09, 2014 07:24 AM (Ua6T/)

140 Looks like it is going to be another cloudy/overcast day here today. Oh well, it is December.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 07:25 AM (u9gzs)

141 I'm thinking the knives are coming for ms dunham. People were already sick of her. Now she is embarrassing. Here's hoping she very shortly will not be able to afford that apartment.


Posted by: ThunderB at December 09, 2014 07:25 AM (zOTsN)

142
I'm listening to Levin from last night and his first segments are all about Pearl Harbor, and it's just tearing me up inside.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2014 07:26 AM (CMkNk)

143 I hope Barry enjoys Dunhams new apartment in Brooklyn.

Posted by: MTF at December 09, 2014 07:26 AM (6um35)

144 When you're a member of Congress, much less a Senator, people kiss your ass in person to an unbelievable degree.


Which is exactly why those critters need a good ass-kicking instead.



They would really hate me then.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 07:26 AM (XCZSu)

145 >>> I saw the McLaughlin Group every Sunday on TV.

Wrong! We took a hiatus every summer.

Next up: Mort Kondracke discusses his upcoming hernia operation.

Posted by: John McLaughlin at December 09, 2014 07:27 AM (Ua6T/)

146 If you are going to lie in print, you need to be really vague. That what killed both these rape stories.

Posted by: Lea at December 09, 2014 07:27 AM (/bd0t)

147 But did you watch William F. Buckley Jr. on 'The Firing Line'?

Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 07:27 AM (qry2M)

148 So, re Med quiz, not enough clues or CCL?
looks around room
Never mind.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 09, 2014 07:28 AM (KeRzR)

149 147 But did you watch William F. Buckley Jr. on 'The Firing Line'?
Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 07:27 AM (qry2M)


Actually, from time to time, even at the tender age of about 12 and 13.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2014 07:29 AM (CMkNk)

150 131 -

No question. Members of Congress have people show up in Washington, just to see them. They have large staffs that treat them like royalty, and when they return to their home districts, they can go almost anywhere, especially to locales where businesses and governmental entities depend on them for funding, and have rose pedals dropped everywhere they walk.

Their jokes are funny, their statements of concern are... concerning. Every fart is a symphony.

Money can't buy that.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2014 07:31 AM (Dj0WE)

151 Looks like it is going to be another cloudy/ overcast day here today. Oh well, it is December.



43 and fog. 1/4 mile visibility or less. Makes for fun driving/posting. Pretty much only at red lights.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 07:32 AM (XCZSu)

152 I had four hernia operations, left upper, left lower, right upper, right lower. OUCHIE!

I had a Palestinian (NTTAWWT) doctor for the last one...
I had complications.

Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 07:32 AM (qry2M)

153 @147- Big Bad Jon
Nice earworm nic ya got there.

At the bottom of this mine lies a big, big man...

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 09, 2014 07:32 AM (KeRzR)

154 There's Jon....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 07:33 AM (2pk1t)

155 150 >> Their jokes are funny, their statements of concern are... concerning. Every fart is a symphony.

And from time to time you can weigh in on issues of national significance, such as how our flag on Mars is doing or whether Guam is due to tip over.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2014 07:35 AM (Cwylc)

156
Heeeeer's Jonnie!

Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 07:35 AM (qry2M)

157
Wow,, that was Lena Dunham?

Posted by: Bill Cosby at December 09, 2014 07:35 AM (HSmrB)

158 "And from time to time you can weigh in on issues of
national significance, such as how our flag on Mars is doing or whether
Guam is due to tip over."


Of greater concern, how is our flag on Guam.

(I only half joke)

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 07:36 AM (2pk1t)

159 The only place there is a culture of rape in this country is in Democrat constituent areas. It is not among the white middle class male population - white males are not the victimizers. Just read or watch the news. It has been going on for decades, they just like to hide the truth.

Posted by: Baldy at December 09, 2014 07:37 AM (+35FH)

160 I had four hernia operations, left upper, left lower, right upper, right lower. OUCHIE!
I had a Palestinian (NTTAWWT) doctor for the last one... I had complications.



Are you Jewish? That would explain the complications......

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 07:38 AM (XCZSu)

161 155 -

Yes, to certain segments of your constituency, none of your mind-numbingly inane and insane statements are seen as mind-numbingly inane or insane.

That has to count for a lot to some of these dimwits.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 09, 2014 07:39 AM (Dj0WE)

162 Naw, I usta go by Barry,

Ride, ride my mustache,
Take this place
On this trip
Just for me.

Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 07:40 AM (qry2M)

163 WRONG!

WRONG?

WRONG!

WRONG?

WRONG!

WRONG?

Posted by: John McLaughlin and Al Sharpton at December 09, 2014 07:42 AM (yxw0r)

164 Naw Lena liked it.

Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 07:42 AM (qry2M)

165 Jimmy had the perfect voice for that tune.
And his sage sausage is pretty good, for store bought.

And, speaking of tunes, Garth's tune "Mom", on his new cd is really, really good. Just take your allergy meds before you listen to it if you haven't heard it yet.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 09, 2014 07:44 AM (KeRzR)

166 To date:
* Lena Dunham's rapist wasn't named Barry.
* Dunham wasn't raped by a "Republican"

Coming soon:
* Dunham wasn't really raped
* Lena "Bull" Dunham is not really a woman

Our media complex has lost it's fcuking mind.

Food and ammo, folks. Food and ammo.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at December 09, 2014 07:45 AM (JkmfQ)

167 "Food and ammo, folks. Food and ammo."


You speak sage advice, sage indeed.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 07:46 AM (2pk1t)

168 Happy dance time! I'm on the stand-by list for the 7-9 August M1 Garand class at CMP! Saw a comment from another 'ron about getting a slot yesterday but don't remember who it was because Value-Rite...

Posted by: AnthonyB at December 09, 2014 07:46 AM (Q5yRP)

169 Fog update D/FW: Two telephone poles.Stopped next to one, can see the next pole, but not the second pole.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 07:47 AM (XCZSu)

170 Just as a point of information.

In the United States, has there ever been a recorded instance of a Western Culture based male raping, or having non-consensual sex with a woman who was wearing a burka at the time of their meeting?

If not, or if the instances of this event are statistically insignificant, then perhaps there is some support for women being forced to live in accordance with Islamic law.

For their safety....and shit.

Yeh...that is snark.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2014 07:48 AM (irGEw)

171 His name is Caspar and he lives under the bed.

Posted by: Lena Dunham's well-travelled Cooter at December 09, 2014 07:48 AM (uSAVP)

172 @162-
Now why did that put me in the mood to listen to Bobby Vinton's "blue" album?

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 09, 2014 07:48 AM (KeRzR)

173 152 I had four hernia operations, left upper, left lower, right upper, right lower. OUCHIE!

I had a Palestinian (NTTAWWT) doctor for the last one...
I had complications.
Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 07:32 AM (qry2M)


He tried reattaching your foreskin but inadvertently gave you the ability to have multiple orgasms?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2014 07:48 AM (CMkNk)

174 "Fog update D/FW"


Holy shit. You're right.


*Sticks head out of door*


Farking froggy out there.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 07:48 AM (2pk1t)

175 25
Linda Dunham has purchased a $4.8M condo in Brooklyn. Why would anyone pay that much for an apartment in Brooklyn?

Because they can. Besides, she's done her part to be the useful idiot for the Prog man-haters. They'll take good care of her.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at December 09, 2014 07:48 AM (JkmfQ)

176 "He tried reattaching your foreskin but inadvertently gave you the ability to have multiple orgasms?"


I, I........I don't even know what to say about that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 07:49 AM (2pk1t)

177
I gotta drive to El Lay Wednesday... In the Big, Big Rain.
Big Bad Jon

Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 07:49 AM (qry2M)

178 Lena Dunham wasn't gang raped by a fraternity, it was a 4-H club.

Posted by: --- at December 09, 2014 07:50 AM (MMC8r)

179 178 Lena Dunham wasn't gang raped by a fraternity, it was a 4-H club.
Posted by: --- at December 09, 2014 07:50 AM (MMC8r)


Hit - by a 4-H Club. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2014 07:50 AM (CMkNk)

180 "Food and ammo, folks. Food and ammo."


There is iron in your words of death for all morons to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 07:51 AM (XCZSu)

181 "Hit - by a 4-H Club. . ."


At least there's fried chicken and lemon aid afterwards.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 07:52 AM (2pk1t)

182 Worth the read.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2014 06:57 AM

Levin has been yapping about repealing the 17th Amendment since I've first listened to him, and probably longer. It's one of those instances when I think he's being a real Equine Posterior.

I don't know what you Reps in the House are like, but I'm in MA, and I have a newly-elected Democrat with no discernible stand on the issues, no experience in government and the intellectual capacity of a tired gnat.

You want that fool to pick a Senator? Better the rubes I know than the ones I don't know. In MA and CA the result might well be the same, but my guess is that 90% of the time the shitweasels in D.C. would do a worse job....

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 09, 2014 07:52 AM (yAC3X)

183 Teej is the answer Singles?

Posted by: Hanoverfist at December 09, 2014 07:52 AM (YCG8H)

184 Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 07:51 AM (XCZSu)

I reckon so.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at December 09, 2014 07:52 AM (h4UbF)

185 Err Shingles.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at December 09, 2014 07:52 AM (YCG8H)

186 176 "He tried reattaching your foreskin but inadvertently gave you the ability to have multiple orgasms?"


I, I........I don't even know what to say about that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 07:49 AM

Do you even know what that meas?

:-)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2014 07:53 AM (oXqU7)

187 Lemon "ade."

What the Hell?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 07:53 AM (2pk1t)

188 I'm thinking I should stfu with that Lortab starting to kick in good.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 09, 2014 07:53 AM (KeRzR)

189 "There is iron in your words of death for all morons to see, and so there is iron in your words of life."


But, the candy is just for looking through.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 07:54 AM (2pk1t)

190 173
I had to go to the emergency room 'cuz of giant bleeding complications. I don't THINK he fiddled about with Mr. Pecker

(good thing the 'ettes aren't up yet, such a gorey story

Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 07:54 AM (qry2M)

191 37 [Eugene Volokh] Lena Dunham's publisher says her alleged rapist Barry wasn't actually named Barry: As I note.

I suspect that nothing in that story is true.
Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:17 AM (u9gzs)
__________________________

I think parts of it were probably true. Like when she says he took his condom off twice. That part was probably true, except that he didn't take his condom off, it fell off twice, because he kept losing his erection. Then they had consensual sex and he didn't orgasm (just as she wrote in her journal; except that he didn't for the same reason that his condom kept falling off -- she's just gross). Then, before he left, he probably said something that made Dunham mad -- something unflattering about her looks or her performance in bed -- and when she talked to her girlfriends about her date with "Barry" a few days later and they said he was a d*ck, that's when she started spinning it in her mind as a "rape."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 09, 2014 07:54 AM (2ruKl)

192 "Do you even know what that meas?"



Pfft.


No idea.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 07:55 AM (2pk1t)

193 182 Posted by: MrScribbler at December 09, 2014 07:52 AM (yAC3X)

Well, in New York State the state legislature is majority GOP. But our Senators are essentially chosen by New York City.

That's why repealing that amendment is necessary. Besides, we have 50 states and after the last election even more state legislatures are controlled by the GOP. Direct election of senators as well as the federal income tax were what started us down this road to hell.

We have to try everything we can. Gotta do it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2014 07:56 AM (CMkNk)

194 I just found this photo of winter at the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens very magical and lovely. Yes, a tree (more than one) does actually grow in Brooklyn. :^)

http://tinyurl.com/nqwf4t5

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2014 07:56 AM (Dj3AB)

195
Off to the gym.

Later, kids.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2014 07:57 AM (CMkNk)

196 194 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2014 07:56 AM (Dj3AB)


I try to get there every April/May for their cherry blossom festival. The Gardens really is a beautiful place.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2014 07:58 AM (CMkNk)

197 There is a good chance the Lena Dunham story finally settles out to be that he wined her, dined her, and when it came time for sex, told her that he would rather go home alone, and just rub one out..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2014 07:58 AM (irGEw)

198 Podcasts are in the morning threads now?

Posted by: Bigby's Brass Knuckles at December 09, 2014 07:58 AM (3ZtZW)

199 Linda Dunham has purchased a $4.8M condo in Brooklyn. Why would anyone pay that much for an apartment in Brooklyn?

Because they can. Besides, she's done her part to be the useful idiot for the Prog man-haters. They'll take good care of her.



Posted by: 1bulwetweft at December 09, 2014 07:48 AM (JkmfQ)


I can see living in upstate because I used to live there. But not NYC or any part of it. I have heard that upstate has gone liberal though.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 07:59 AM (u9gzs)

200 Tries shoving cupie doll and bag of peanuts into usb for Hanover fist.
Damn. This is harder than it looks.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 09, 2014 08:00 AM (KeRzR)

201 Lena Dunham wasn't gang raped by a fraternity, it was a 4-H club.



4-H clubs' animals......
She liked the pecker on the rooster......

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 08:00 AM (XCZSu)

202
Has anybody noticed that Lena Dunham wears clothes that are seriously Goodwill NTTAWWT?
WTF?

Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 08:01 AM (qry2M)

203 "I can see living in upstate"

Love to see one before it goes bat-shit Commie. Guess I better hurry.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 08:01 AM (2pk1t)

204 >>>>saw Tyopgrahpical Error open for Yes at the Wenham Arena in '85.

Long distance
run aground

Posted by: Bigby's Brass Knuckles at December 09, 2014 08:02 AM (3ZtZW)

205 >>> Long distance
>>> run aground

Starship Truthers

Posted by: fluffy at December 09, 2014 08:04 AM (Ua6T/)

206 We have to try everything we can. Gotta do it.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2014 07:56 AM

Ah, yes..."after the last election even more state legislatures are controlled by the GOP." And that would differ from "the Senate and House" are controlled by Republicans now" in what way?

My only wish about government is that its members have their power steadily lessened, down to a point when they really are nothing more than the useless preening dunderheads they appear to be. In fact, this country would be in an ideal state if D.C. could be flattened by a meteor and no one outside Maryland ever heard about or felt any effect from it.

On my "Top 100" list of things to do to the government, repealing the 17th is roughly Number 172.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 09, 2014 08:04 AM (yAC3X)

207 WRT the protesters blocking roads and trains, whatever happened to "your right to swing your fist stops at my face."?

Posted by: Chillin the most at December 09, 2014 08:05 AM (wWs6x)

208 Starship Trooper.
Scary Big Bugs.
Brrrrrrrr.

Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 08:05 AM (qry2M)

209 Good article on the Lena Dunham case:

"And I also appreciate what Eugene Volokh notes to commuters as a tagline to the article:

http://tinyurl.com/pvnxrry

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2014 08:05 AM (Dj3AB)

210 "Love to see one"


Once. Again, dammit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 08:05 AM (2pk1t)

211 197
There is a good chance the Lena Dunham story finally settles out to be
that he wined her, dined her, and when it came time for sex, told her
that he would rather go home alone, and just rub one out..
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2014 07:58 AM (irGEw)

How could he polish the pickle after having her sitting in front of him for any length of time? If he could, then the dude is amazing - PTSD normally requires a lengthy recovery time.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at December 09, 2014 08:07 AM (h4UbF)

212 Sorry that wad the article that was actually posted. at the top. D'oh. I blame it on about three hours sleep.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2014 08:07 AM (Dj3AB)

213 Saw the POlice using nightsticks in Bezerly last night.
poke poke OW! OW!

Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 08:08 AM (qry2M)

214
when it came time for sex, told her that he would rather go home alone, and just rub one out..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2014 07:58 AM (irGEw)[/l]

So it was "telepathic rape"? That's even worse!

-- Hysterical Harridans of the Left

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 09, 2014 08:08 AM (/dvmK)

215 I thought everybody quit commenting because the dump was up.


Avast, no.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 08:09 AM (2pk1t)

216 Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 07:59 AM (u9gzs)

I lived in Ballston Spa for a little under a year in 1984. It was pretty liberal then. (Fellow squids should recognize that town name.)

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at December 09, 2014 08:09 AM (h4UbF)

217 209 Good article on the Lena Dunham case:

"And I also appreciate what Eugene Volokh notes to commuters as a tagline to the article:

http://tinyurl.com/pvnxrry
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2014 08:05 AM (Dj3AB)

Good article indeed. But he doesn't want morons posting.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 09, 2014 08:09 AM (oXqU7)

218 That should be "commenters" not commuters. Darn auto correct.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2014 08:10 AM (Dj3AB)

219 >>>>Fellow squids should recognize that town name

I recognise the name but don't know of any Navy connection. Upstate is eh-liberal, depending on where you are. Towns like Skaneatles are totes lib but down the way everything is solid Teaparty or Red. I think it depends on where their money is coming from, like touristy or ski towns cater to libs, farm towns don't.

Posted by: Bigby's Brass Knuckles at December 09, 2014 08:13 AM (3ZtZW)

220 Local news says that Mike Brown's co-thug Dorian Johnson has accepted a position with the City of St. Louis. Will wonders never cease.

Also interesting, it appears his testimony before the Grand Jury was not included in the document dump following the verdict.

Posted by: --- at December 09, 2014 08:13 AM (MMC8r)

221 Why is everyone dissing Lena? She's got a body that reminds me of a greyhound







bus.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2014 08:14 AM (Cwylc)

222 The latest road-block protests reveal that there are an assload of hippies in need of a good sound beating.

Posted by: Hard Hat Mack at December 09, 2014 08:14 AM (yaIBr)

223 At the bottom of this mine lies a big big man

Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 08:15 AM (qry2M)

224 Posted by: Bigby's Brass Knuckles at December 09, 2014 08:13 AM (3ZtZW)

Ballston Spa was just outside Saratoga Springs. Gorgeous town (then) but VERY liberal. Skidmore College is in S. Springs.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at December 09, 2014 08:15 AM (h4UbF)

225 It would be the honorable thing for some to do,

Unlike Volumnius, I have a heart

Here let me hold that sword for you....












Posted by: Claymore the Sword at December 09, 2014 08:15 AM (/WmRg)

226 Re Lena's "rapist Barry"---Barry was actually named "Sally with a strap on".

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 09, 2014 08:16 AM (wdHk6)

227 If Dunham had used a pseudonym, why not say that immediately?

Posted by: --- at December 09, 2014 08:16 AM (MMC8r)

228 To those of you complaining about Republicans being tricked into voting for Obama's amnesty - read the link. Yes, they were tricked. Here's what happened:

Day 1 - House leadership distributed copies of a 1-1/2 page bill blocking funding for amnesty, no exceptions. Votes were whipped.

Night - Bill is rewritten and exceptions added which will give Obama legal cover to grant amnesty.

Day 2 - Amended bill is not distributed to members before the vote is called. Anyone who wanted to read the new bill had to know to read it on the rules committee's website or ask the clerk for the actual amended bill, then leave the floor of the House to go make a copy of the amended bill.

And that's how the sausage is made.

Posted by: biancaneve at December 09, 2014 08:17 AM (6Turu)

229 216
Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 07:59 AM (u9gzs)

I lived in
Ballston Spa for a little under a year in 1984. It was pretty liberal
then. (Fellow squids should recognize that town name.)


Posted by: 1bulwetweft at December 09, 2014 08:09 AM (h4UbF)

Yes, I remember Ballston Spa. I lived in Saratoga.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 08:18 AM (u9gzs)

230 Good article on the Lena Dunham case:
"And I also appreciate what Eugene Volokh notes to commuters as a tagline to the article:



Read the article finally. (just got to work)

They are offering to pay what has been incurred so far in legal fees?
FUCK THEM. Add 5 zeros to original settlement. THEN start negotiations. Sweep the leg!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 08:18 AM (XCZSu)

231 >>>Ballston Spa was just outside Saratoga Springs. Gorgeous town (then) but VERY liberal. Skidmore College is in S. Springs.

Oh I know where it is. Saratoga Springs is a no duh sorta thing, since it's long catered to NYC elites. Hell, I think FDR hung out there and I know Joseph Campbell hid out there during the Depression. He basically was bumming off the rich, shoveling horse shit and whatnot.

Posted by: Bigby's Brass Knuckles at December 09, 2014 08:18 AM (3ZtZW)

232 Sneakin' Sally thru the alley...

Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 08:18 AM (qry2M)

233 Last time I checked Americans had a right to protest. Its ironic that tea parties who claim to support the Constitution are against the Garner protestors. This exposes the tea party as big government police state lovers.

Posted by: Garner will be avenged at December 09, 2014 08:19 AM (FIlZx)

234 Holder has gone full retard. If we had a real opposition Party he would have already been impeached, at least in the House and possibly even in the Senate.


http://is.gd/Nn86FB

-
Holder thinks the problem is that we're not pretending hard enough.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 09, 2014 08:19 AM (WYV+S)

235 16 Idiot protestors block Amtrak trains by laying on the tracks. That's a good way to commit suicide.


http://is.gd/siEQyK
Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 06:09 AM (u9gzs)

FULL SPEED AHEAD!

Posted by: Citation X driver at December 09, 2014 08:21 AM (Sqmjr)

236 The tea party are mindless robotic supporters of the police state. They are the Fascist movement of America.

Posted by: Garner will be avenged at December 09, 2014 08:21 AM (FIlZx)

237 Local news says that Mike Brown's co-thug Dorian Johnson has accepted a position with the City of St. Louis.




Ganja czar?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 08:21 AM (XCZSu)

238 Who the effed garnered this strip?


Posted by: Claymore the Sword at December 09, 2014 08:22 AM (/WmRg)

239
Why does the GOP agree to more Illegal Immigrants?
Is it because us Americans don't fvck enough?

Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 08:22 AM (qry2M)

240 >>>>The tea party are mindless robotic supporters of the police state.

lulz its why they're winning, right? pull the other one

Posted by: Bigby's Brass Knuckles at December 09, 2014 08:23 AM (3ZtZW)

241 @235
Those protestors are brave and put their money where their mouthes are. Unlike the big mouth tea party trash who run their mouthes online and do nothing in real life.

The tea party is straight up pussy.

Posted by: Garner will be avenged at December 09, 2014 08:23 AM (FIlZx)

242 Breaking: Epidemic of fake rape in this country is suspected to be caused by the ready availability of a new, potent fake rape drug that is administered by men covertly not slipping the drug into the drinks of unsuspecting, vulnerable women they've never even been in the vicinity of.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at December 09, 2014 08:24 AM (BZAd3)

243 James Garner was the best in Rockford Files, but his Maverick was pretty good too.

Posted by: Hard Hat Mack at December 09, 2014 08:24 AM (yaIBr)

244 Tedious troll is reliably tedious.

Posted by: mindful webworker - meta-commenting at December 09, 2014 08:24 AM (NA4vJ)

245 It's my bday! You guys can get me the same thing as last year, ok?

--

Happy Birthday, BignJames! You're one of those unlucky souls who gets jipped out of a birthday present, 'cause you just know all everyone is doing is subtracting one of your Christmas presents and wrapping it in birthday paper. :-)

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 09, 2014 08:24 AM (tsGZY)

246 @240

Last time I checked the Republican establishment crushed the tea party in the primaries. Most GOP voters hate the tea party. It is a collection of societal misfits.

Posted by: Garner will be avenged at December 09, 2014 08:25 AM (FIlZx)

247 The thing I remember most about Saratoga was the Skidmore girls wearing bib overalls with diamond earrings. It was an all girl school when I was there.


It's hard for rich to dress down.

Posted by: Vic at December 09, 2014 08:26 AM (u9gzs)

248 Posted by: Garner will be avenged at December 09, 2014 08:23 AM (FIlZx)

Son, it's awfully early in the morning to be hopped up on goofballs.

Posted by: fluffy at December 09, 2014 08:26 AM (Ua6T/)

249 Morning, Hector......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 08:27 AM (2pk1t)

250 @239

Its because most Americans don't view them as a threat. If the illegals were Muslim, it would be a different story.

Posted by: Garner will be avenged at December 09, 2014 08:27 AM (FIlZx)

251 Last time I checked Americans had a right to protest. Its ironic that tea parties who claim to support the Constitution are against the Garner protestors.


Not feeding the troll, but any LiV that might be lurking:
Americans DO have the right to protest. PEACEFULLY.
When you cross that line and go from peaceful to breaking the law or restricting the rights of other AMERICANS,

it's time for a hickory shampoo with an oak conditioner.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 08:27 AM (XCZSu)

252 Troll's up early today.

Posted by: HR drinking beer and eating chili at December 09, 2014 08:27 AM (ImIut)

253 >>>Tedious troll is reliably tedious.

Well, you know - morning routine and all. Coffee, donut, whack a troll, read the thread.

Posted by: Bigby's Brass Knuckles at December 09, 2014 08:28 AM (3ZtZW)

254 teej, I haven't seen anyone guess so far so I'll give it a go. Shingles? It seems like a very insult-to-injury sort of condition from what I've heard. And insanely painful.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 09, 2014 08:29 AM (GDulk)

255
"Last time I checked Americans had a right to protest. Its ironic that tea parties who claim to support the Constitution are against the Garner protestors. This exposes the tea party as big government police state lovers."

This is why I come here.
The ability to parrot the stupidity of liberals is beyond belief.
Just enough stupidity included to give it away as a Moron socking a liberal.

Good on you, whoever you are.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 09, 2014 08:29 AM (irGEw)

256 It's going to be interesting to see if Dunham and her publishers can successfully -

walk the cat backwards on this one.

Since the book was already published, and she herself gave public statements touting the "rape"-

and, more important, made money as a direct result of slandering/libelling some guy easily identifiable as the "rapist".

The "rape" charge gave heft and salability to an otherwise usual fluffy book of a showbiz libtard doing libtarded things.

I suspect someone is going to pay quite a bit more than, the piddly $25,000 or so they're snootily offering now.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2014 08:30 AM (KBvAm)

257
Time's Person of the Year Nominees: Ferguson Protesters, Vladimir Putin, Taylor Swift

Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 08:30 AM (qry2M)

258 James Garner was never in 'Red Dawn', and never said "Avenge me!" It was Harry Dean Stanton (still alive), you idiot.

Posted by: Hard Hat Mack at December 09, 2014 08:30 AM (yaIBr)

259 >>>>This exposes the tea party as big government police state lovers.

Its why they bring dogs to their meetings, hoping the cops will shoot em

Posted by: Bigby's Brass Knuckles at December 09, 2014 08:31 AM (3ZtZW)

260 @255
I am no lefty, I am anti- tea party libertarian eighty.

Posted by: Garner will be avenged at December 09, 2014 08:31 AM (FIlZx)

261 Good morning fine people. You too Hector. How 'bout them Packers, eh?

Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 09, 2014 08:31 AM (3B+O8)

262 >>> I suspect someone is going to pay quite a bit more than, the piddly $25,000 or so they're snootily offering now.

I would accept it as a show of good faith towards a full settlement.

Posted by: fluffy at December 09, 2014 08:32 AM (Ua6T/)

263 Who the hell would rape Lena Dunham? She's fat, ugly and nasty.

Posted by: Garner will be avenged at December 09, 2014 08:32 AM (FIlZx)

264 Ballston Spa is one of the nuclear prototype training centers. I didn't go there, mine was in Goose Creek, but a friend did.

Given that my training was from Dec. to June I reeeeeeaaallly didn't want to head up to upstate New York over South Carolina.

Posted by: nnptcgrad at December 09, 2014 08:33 AM (wrS2o)

265 How 'bout them Packers, eh?

Looks like it got interesting after I fell asleep at halftime.

Posted by: HR drinking beer and eating chili at December 09, 2014 08:33 AM (ImIut)

266 @261
The Packers are the favorite for the Superbowl. I think they will beat Seattle in the NFC championship and defeat whoever the AFC throws at them.

Posted by: Garner will be avenged at December 09, 2014 08:33 AM (FIlZx)

267 Who the hell would rape Hector other than his daddy? It's fat, ugly, and stupid.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 09, 2014 08:34 AM (D5hxK)

268
Teej, you got the shingles??

Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 09, 2014 08:34 AM (3B+O8)

269 Oh, since Hector's here, here's something I noticed yesterday reading about Anders Breivik, the mass-murderer:

"

In his manifesto and during interrogation, Breivik claimed membership in an "international Christian military order", which he calls the new Pauperes commilitones Christi Templique Solomonici (PCCTS, Knights Templar). According to Breivik, the order was established as an "anti-Jihad crusader-organisation" that "fights" against "Islamic suppression" in London in April 2002 by nine men: two Englishmen, a Frenchman, a German, a Dutchman, a Greek, a Russian, a Norwegian (apparently Breivik), and a Serb (supposedly the initiator, not present, but represented by Breivik). "

Considering Hector apparently shares Breivik's worldview, I think we should let Interpol know about our little resident cretin.

Posted by: --- at December 09, 2014 08:34 AM (MMC8r)

270
Drudge:
'I'm with stupid' t-shirts set for Gruber congressional hearing...

Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 08:34 AM (qry2M)

271 >>> I am no lefty, I am anti- tea party libertarian eighty.

You ever find out what Rush Limbaugh said about your boy Eric Garner, you aging Horst Wessel wannabe?

Posted by: fluffy at December 09, 2014 08:35 AM (Ua6T/)

272

The very weird thing (conspiracy?) about the Dunham story is that "Barry" was a conservative on campus. Someone exactly like that existed, it's just the details were off.

Purposely implicating him and thinking she could get away with it? Meaning someone did the research to find "that guy?"

This is creepy. So very creepy. "Barry" is not a common name. And certainly matching up "Barry" with belonging to a Republican or Conservative campus organization cannot be chance.

Too early... need my breakfast.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2014 08:35 AM (IXrOn)

273 Morning all.

I hate democrats, liberals, pogressives, commies, and Fredo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 09, 2014 08:35 AM (Zmw74)

274 Pray for NDH. Home was burglarized yesterday.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 09, 2014 08:35 AM (kiuy3)

275 265 How 'bout them Packers, eh?

Looks like it got interesting after I fell asleep at halftime.
Posted by: HR drinking beer and eating chili at December 09, 2014 08:33 AM (ImIut)


Same here. I had to get up in the middle of the night to check the score.

Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 09, 2014 08:36 AM (3B+O8)

276 Morning horde.

Cold and rainy in Capital City, the city of your www.

Posted by: RWC at December 09, 2014 08:36 AM (DAFAl)

277 "Sweep the leg."
Well sure. If you want to use a move that was kosher in point tournaments back in the day. And by 'bitd' I mean before everyone got so sue happy.
If you can sweep the leg, you can go ahead and kick the knee. Get their head low enough you can...
"...punt it like a football. And you know how hard they can punt them footballs."

Hat tips and respects to Bob "Thunder" Thurman for that line in a post PKA fight interview.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 09, 2014 08:36 AM (KeRzR)

278
Gotta take the garbage out.
BRB

Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 08:36 AM (qry2M)

279 274 Pray for NDH. Home was burglarized yesterday.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 09, 2014 08:35 AM (kiuy3)


Aw gee. Will do . Must be scary.

Posted by: grammie winger, joy to the world at December 09, 2014 08:37 AM (3B+O8)

280 Good morning, gentlefappers.

What fresh hell awaits us this fine day?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at December 09, 2014 08:37 AM (0HooB)

281 "Pray for NDH. Home was burglarized yesterday."


Holy crap.

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Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 09, 2014 08:37 AM (2pk1t)

282 God Bless NDH and family. I hope things work out after the burglary

Posted by: Baldy at December 09, 2014 08:38 AM (+35FH)

283 If these Reps were really "fooled" by the oh-so-crafty John Boehner, you know, the legislative genius who outsmarts Obama and the Dims all the ckufing time-

then they need to remove him from the Speaker's position tout suite.

Like, right now.

How sad but we need to make it clear that anyone who voted for that bill will be targeted and voted out next election-

even if they were fooled if-

they do not undo it.

Posted by: naturalfake at December 09, 2014 08:38 AM (KBvAm)

284 Happy dance time! I'm on the stand-by list for the
7-9 August M1 Garand class at CMP! Saw a comment from another 'ron
about getting a slot yesterday but don't remember who it was because
Value-Rite...

Posted by: AnthonyB

Lucky you! Hope it's as fun as it sounds. Pet your M1 and make it purr.

Posted by: T. Jeff at December 09, 2014 08:38 AM (/Ho8c)

285 The support of the right to peaceful assembly and protest applied to non-peaceful mobs is a parallel to the private biz of running a blog like this. An incredible range of topics and opinions and repartee is permitted. But there are limits and things work best when they are enforced. There is appropriate and inappropriate. There is no obligation to suffer disruptive trolling or highway blocking. Billy clubs and banhammers.

Posted by: mindful webworker - procrastinating on pet feeding at December 09, 2014 08:38 AM (NA4vJ)

286 AVENGE ME, BOYS! AVENGE ME!!!!!!!

Posted by: Citizen X at December 09, 2014 08:39 AM (7ObY1)

287 233 Posted by: Garner will be avenged at December 09, 2014 08:19 AM (FIlZx)

Protesting seldom involves arson, thoroughfare obstruction, murder by ball peen hammer, automatic weapons' fire, or subornation of murder by plea for bounty Yector....

YMMV

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 09, 2014 08:39 AM (/4AZU)

288 The very weird thing (conspiracy?) about the Dunham story is that "Barry" was a conservative on campus. Someone exactly like that existed, it's just the details were off.
Purposely implicating him and thinking she could get away with it? Meaning someone did the research to find "that guy?"
This is creepy. So very creepy. "Barry" is not a common name. And certainly matching up "Barry" with belonging to a Republican or Conservative campus organization cannot be chance.
Too early... need my breakfast.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2014 08:35 AM (IXrOn)


Apparently the real Barry claims to have never really met Dunham.

I suspect Barry was trolling a college bar at closing one night for some easy pickings, flirted a bit with Lena, then found a girl who wasn't the very bottom of the barrel and left with her. Lena's story is simply her fantasy/revenge.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 09, 2014 08:40 AM (D5hxK)

289 Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at December 09, 2014 08:35 AM (kiuy3)

Is she okay? Was she gone when it happened at least?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 09, 2014 08:40 AM (GDulk)

290 You can't fix Hector Stupid.

Posted by: Citizen X at December 09, 2014 08:40 AM (7ObY1)

291 Pray for NDH. Home was burglarized yesterday.

Damn. Everyone safe?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2014 08:41 AM (zF6Iw)

292 Dump is now up.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at December 09, 2014 08:42 AM (GDulk)

293

LOLEntertainmentNews

Joaquin Phoenix Announces He's Engaged to His Yoga Instructor, Tells Hilarious Story About When They First Met -- Watch!

Horndogs

"First we do these breathing exercises and I go, 'I can do this'...and then she says we are going to get in the first position -- the "harnessing of the hog,'" Phoenix recalled of first meeting his now-fiancee. "Before I can say, 'Who is the hog?' She grabs me -- and it's a compromising and vulnerable position -- and she gets a strap and puts it [around me] and she's thrusting [against] me and I go, 'Oh, no! My back pain!' And she goes, 'No, that's your emotional back pain,'" the actor recalled, all while attempting to recreate the painful-looking position.

http://tinyurl.com/k5bcmze
DailyMail.co.uk &
USMagazine

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2014 08:43 AM (IXrOn)

294 There is no "right to protest" in this country. The First Amendment says this (among other things): "the right of the people peaceably to assemble" MOST of the Garner protests are not peaceful. Obstructing and intimidating innocents is not peaceful. It is thuggery, even if no fists are thrown.

Posted by: Baldy at December 09, 2014 08:43 AM (+35FH)

295 168 ... AnthonyB, Congrats on the slot. Hope you make the cut. Let us know what it was like and the CMP store. I qualified for my CMP (before the name change) 30 years ago at Fort Meade. Wish it had included the class as well.

Posted by: JTB at December 09, 2014 08:44 AM (FvdPb)

296 >>>>Pray for NDH. Home was burglarized yesterday.

Oh that sucks

Posted by: Bigby's Brass Knuckles at December 09, 2014 08:44 AM (3ZtZW)

297 15
Republican donors are holding back donations for 2016 due to the crowed
field with no front runner, or so this says. I suspect we will get stuck
with another RINO like Rubio or Jeb.


I will not vote for another RINO. Period.

Posted by: TVoC Hates the GOP at December 09, 2014 08:44 AM (XzRw1)

298 Police shot a guy who stabbed an Israeli at a synagogue in Crown Heights.

http://is.gd/OimJOo

You'd have to be a real piece of shit to argue police shouldn't shoot an armed crazy who's already seriously injured someone, but Al Sharpton springs to mind.

Posted by: HR drinking beer and eating chili at December 09, 2014 08:45 AM (ImIut)

299 Sorry teej, sounds like shingles. ugh

Posted by: Texas Annie at December 09, 2014 08:45 AM (aDgHi)

300 Hi Polli and grammie.
Yep.
And bad enough I took a pain med.
And the only good thing about those is they kill pain.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at December 09, 2014 08:45 AM (KeRzR)

301 294 Posted by: Baldy at December 09, 2014 08:43 AM (+35FH)

Yector just wants license Baldy...

Tea Partiers are felons if they gather at the Mall in DC and leave the place looking better than they found it....

Leftoids are "peaceful...mostly" if they firebomb cop cars...

there's gonna be a civil war or a national divorce at some point.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 09, 2014 08:45 AM (/4AZU)

302 So sorry to hear about the burglary. What a terrible
invasion of one's privacy aside from the stolen and missed things. May she and her family find strength and hopefully justice and some restitution.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2014 08:46 AM (Dj3AB)

303 Happy dance time! I'm on the stand-by list for the 7-9 August M1 Garand class at CMP! Saw a comment from another 'ron about getting a slot yesterday but don't
remember who it was because Value-Rite...
Posted by: AnthonyB


I. Hate. You. LOL.
Seriously, congrats. Paint me jealous.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2014 08:48 AM (XCZSu)

304 We're going to get that lovable fat orange curmudgeonly cat as much lasagna as he wants. What Hollywood did to him was despicable.

Posted by: Garfield will be avenged at December 09, 2014 08:49 AM (NeFrd)

305
re NDH,
Sorry to hear about that

Posted by: Big Bad Jon at December 09, 2014 08:50 AM (qry2M)

306 "You want that fool to pick a Senator? Better the rubes I know than the ones I don't know. In MA and CA the result might well be the same, but my guess is that 90% of the time the shitweasels in D.C. would do a worse job....
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 09, 2014 07:52 AM (yAC3X)"

I see where you concerns are, I'm in NJ and I'm sure they wouldn't do any better, but I think there is a bigger picture.

What we've done with the legislative branch is turn it into varsity and JV with the 17th ammendment, you have the JV in the house, and the Senate is the varsity, just super congressmen that don't represent the interests of their states at large. Forget the representation of the people, that's what the house i there, the Senate is there for the state interests, and without a 17th amendment you have no ACA, and likely many other things that require leeching off one state, or putting an undo burden on the states would come to pass.

That would be the feature of such a repeal, state legislatures could recall their senators if they weren't doing what they were supposed to be doing. These craptastic senators for life would be retired to the dustbin of history in all but the most partisan of states.

Maybe nothing would change, but It would be an interesting thing to attempt. On a list of 100 things to see the govt. do, this is like number 2 or 3 for me, so I guess your mileage may vary.

Posted by: Dr. Shatterhand at December 09, 2014 08:52 AM (n/ogz)

307 51 It's not just you. I'm at home and Webroot won't allow me to click on any of the links.

Posted by: gail at December 09, 2014 08:55 AM (CQT1j)

308 @269
Figure you are a Muslim lover. I love the fact your shia and sunni savages are killing each in Syria and Iraq.

Posted by: Garner will be avenged at December 09, 2014 08:59 AM (FIlZx)

309 Charles Guiteau, you bastard! My descendants will get you for that underhanded hateful assassination. I had so much more to accomplish in my presidency! Curses!!

Posted by: Garfield will be avenged at December 09, 2014 08:59 AM (NeFrd)

310 @301
I am ready for a civil war. Both teatards and prove deserve to be eliminated.

Posted by: Garner will be avenged at December 09, 2014 09:03 AM (FIlZx)

311 "102
@26



Anyone who says they were "tricked" should be primaried on general principles.



They've got one job, ONE JOB.



Read and understand the fucking bill You're voting on assholes.



If you're not being given enough time to read the bills then demand more time.



Form a posse and go beat the shit out of "leadership"



It just reveals very starkly that everyone of these pukes is fucking useless.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 09, 2014 07:04 AM (Oc3Dj)"

From my limited understanding of the issue, Republicans had one bill that they read and at the last minute, the leadership substituted another bill which was voted on. So, yes, it sounds like there is a reasonable case to be made that they were tricked. Of course, the reasonable thing to do when somebody tricks you like that is to vote them out of power.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 09, 2014 10:23 AM (PD6iL)

312 Instead of sit-down final exams this semester, every student faces an obstacle course of ambush stand-and-deliver interrogations. The scenarios are designed to emphasize think-on-your-feet integration of wildly disparate info, so high-school algebra and science in the newspapers can weigh as much as last month's specialized lectures. Totally designed to thwart rote memorizers like me. I'm frazzled and demoralized like Sabrina Rubin Erdely locked in a room with actual facts.

So, of course, I've let myself become obsessed with the most monstrous evil on television: the MTV sitcom "Faking It," wherein two straight outcasts vault to homecoming queens when they're mistakenly outed as the high school's first lesbian couple. (As if.)

This POS must be demolished, but not at the expense of my lifelong dreams. So I'm putting a pin in it and promising that over Christmas break I'll assemble 10,000 words driving a stake through this affront to logic, decency and lesbiankind.

I'm hoping that laying down a marker will break the fever and let me channel that energy into the productive project of humiliating my puny-brained classmates.

Morons, hold me to my promise.



Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at December 09, 2014 10:29 AM (z899H)

313 "298
Police shot a guy who stabbed an Israeli at a synagogue in Crown Heights.

http://is.gd/OimJOo

You'd
have to be a real piece of shit to argue police shouldn't shoot an
armed crazy who's already seriously injured someone, but Al Sharpton
springs to mind.


Posted by: HR drinking beer and eating chili at December 09, 2014 08:45 AM (ImIut)"

Read the comments at that story. As usual, there are people claiming that the police should have shot the guy in the foot. This is an individual who was holding a knife with which he had already stabbed somebody while shouting his desire to kill his victim.


For anybody who is not yet aware of it, no police department teaches its officers to shoot people in the foot. If you are not justified in using deadly force you should not ever pull the trigger or even point a weapon at somebody. It is harder to hit what you are aiming at than you might think from watching movies or TV, especially if they are moving around. That is why they teach police to aim for the center of mass. The center of the torso is not where a wound will most effectively stop an individual but it is the place where if your aim is a little bit off, you are still likely to hit them somewhere.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 09, 2014 10:50 AM (PD6iL)

314 207
WRT the protesters blocking roads and trains, whatever happened to "your right to swing your fist stops at my face."?

Whatever happened to, "My train needs a mile and a half to stop..."?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 09, 2014 12:21 PM (XO6WW)

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