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Rolling Stone and the UVA Rape Rolling Stone has now tried to make UVA's response to 'Jackie''s report of being raped at a fraternity a year previously the central issue but here Neo-neocon points out that the university in fact treated her like an adult and offered her several options as to how to pursue her complaint. When Jackie finished talking, Eramo comforted her, then calmly laid out her options. If Jackie wished, she could file a criminal complaint with police. Or, if Jackie preferred to keep the matter within the university, she had two choices. She could file a complaint with the school's Sexual Misconduct Board, to be decided in a "formal resolution" with a jury of students and faculty, and a dean as judge. Or Jackie could choose an "informal resolution," in which Jackie could simply face her attackers in Eramo's presence and tell them how she felt; Eramo could then issue a directive to the men, such as suggesting counseling. Eramo presented each option to Jackie neutrally, giving each equal weight. She assured Jackie there was no pressure - whatever happened next was entirely her choice. So at 19 years old is Jackie an adult or not? Legally she is and the university treated her as an adult capable of making her own decisions. Yet Erdely in her article makes Jackie's inaction the fault of UVA for not treating her like a child and making all the decisions for her. Why Is Hillary Even a Contender? This is disturbing because Hillary Clinton has no natural claim to her party's nomination. Civilized Europe vs. Hostis Humani Generis France 24: "The EU's top human rights court on Thursday ordered France to pay thousands of euros to Somali pirates who attacked French ships for 'violating their rights' by holding them an additional 48 hours before taking them before a judge." So Why Not Take Fur From Roadkill? And mink are notorious about not looking both ways. Sweasel: Chickeny Souls and the Death of Maggie Do I Need to Put a Blanket on My Horse? Yahoo group. That is all. Come on be a smartie and join the yahoo group party! For the children. And my lo-fi Twitter spew. Tonight's post brought to you by hmmm: Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips plus $1.99 for S&H to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send your scraps to BenK and the horn section. Do not taunt or abuse happy-fun ball. You may open the second envelope now. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Hah!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2014 10:35 PM (Zu3d9) 2
Evening all.... what a rotten day.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 04, 2014 10:36 PM (l3vZN) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 04, 2014 10:36 PM (Zu3d9) 4
&& && &
Posted by: seamrog at December 04, 2014 10:37 PM (ftUuB) 5
Super duper content. ONT yay!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 10:39 PM (hcfn1) 6
Sup......
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2014 10:39 PM (0+HeN) Posted by: Buzzion at December 04, 2014 10:40 PM (zt+N6) 8
That was cool, Maet. Do it again!
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 04, 2014 10:40 PM (UVfht) 9
I like the quotes of the day Maet, thanks.
Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2014 10:40 PM (ahBY0) 10
Closure!
Posted by: Chris Rock at December 04, 2014 10:40 PM (7wyDO) 11
Is that a photo of Lena Dunham or has Michael Cera decided to finally butch up a little bit.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 04, 2014 10:40 PM (zt+N6) 12
If it wasn't for all of the nuclear material, I'd be happy to watch France burn......and I'm descended from them....socialist bastards...
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 04, 2014 10:41 PM (AC0lD) Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2014 10:41 PM (Zna9o) 14
The character Treebeard was based on my friend CS Lewis.
Posted by: Zombie JRR Tolkien at December 04, 2014 10:42 PM (fBxC6) 15
Lena Dunham: You did not get raped. If anything happened, it was a mercy fuck. Now stfu and go back to that shit you call entertainment. No talent, potato shaped pos.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 04, 2014 10:42 PM (ucDmr) 16
Oh Slate, you silly gooses.
The Holocaust is well documented fact with thousandsof witnesses, pictures and even film. Lena Dunham is a liberal wack job that also claims to have molested her younger sister. Posted by: Darth Randall at December 04, 2014 10:42 PM (KlVdw) 17
Ms Weasel is a good person.
I've heard stories about dairymen who become attached to their herds. Horsemen, generally speaking love their horses. People like cats, dogs, birds, and other critters. Losing one is distressing. Posted by: Dr Pine's House of Pie at December 04, 2014 10:42 PM (Yv3sQ) 18
Course, I've already had too much and I won't be able to do much ONT'ing.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 04, 2014 10:42 PM (0+HeN) 19
It may have come up here before, but I found AtC a shirt.
http://www.gruntstyle.com/apparel/ladies/Throat-Punch-Ladies Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 10:42 PM (fJxpj) 20
Micheal Cera has decided to butch up?
Posted by: Al "not so" Sharpton at December 04, 2014 10:43 PM (KlVdw) 21
>>She's not even an especially gifted politician. Aside from the spectacular incompetence of her 2008 campaign, she is as gaffe-prone as Dan Quayle and as awkward as Bob Dole
----- And has the voice similar to nails on a chalk board Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 10:43 PM (hcfn1) 22
Hoooooooorde
Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 04, 2014 10:44 PM (GEICT) 23
And C.S. Lewis is very quotable. All of Screwtape is read aloud material.
Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 10:44 PM (fJxpj) 24
I coulda been a contendah instead of a bunt, which is what I am.
Posted by: hillary c. at December 04, 2014 10:44 PM (2ZvEW) 25
I grow older. There are drawbacks, of course. But with age comes, on occasion, a profound shock to the soul, like that day I realized that C.S. Lewis was a philosophical genius. His introspective way of tackling morality and ethics is truly beautiful.
Posted by: Chet Cognomen, Avoiding Walking Dead Spoilers at December 04, 2014 10:44 PM (zfw24) Posted by: Vendette at December 04, 2014 10:44 PM (2IpUc) 27
Well, to be fair, Hillary was a Republican in college.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 04, 2014 10:45 PM (Dhdnu) 28
So... did some of you morons get the 'fiscal food fight' urge outta your systems?
Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 04, 2014 10:45 PM (/mTq0) 29
C.S. Lewis.
Wow! No wonder my kids (Christian schools, pre-k through undergrad (thus far), and my most-Christian grampa want/ed me to read him. Bucket list. Posted by: fBW52 at December 04, 2014 10:45 PM (fBW52) 30
Quote of the day 1 was highlighted on Stossel tonight. Operation Chokepoint (wait the fed govt gets to use choke holds on businesses).
Posted by: Swatara at December 04, 2014 10:46 PM (AvP4a) 31
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It may have come up here before, but I found AtC a shirt. http://www.gruntstyle.com/apparel/ladies/Throat-Punch-Ladies Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 10:42 PM (fJxpj) What's the smallest size they come in? Posted by: minion at December 04, 2014 10:46 PM (fBxC6) 32
Well, his name might have been Larry... or Harry... or Gary... but I didn't have to call him Barry. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 04, 2014 10:47 PM (/dvmK) 33
It seems that the Somalis are for the most part out of the pirate business.
It's amazing what arming the ships' crews has done to stop it; well that and a few NATO military naval vessels on patrol. Also, it appears that Lena's 15 minutes of flab is almost over. Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2014 10:47 PM (Zna9o) Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 10:47 PM (fJxpj) 35
One time my dad met my cousin's fiancee. I asked him what she looked like. All he said to me was "When she walked up, I had to check my watch, she would stop a fuckin train". That's what I think of Lena.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 04, 2014 10:47 PM (ucDmr) 36
Lena Dunham: You did not get raped. If anything happened, it was a mercy
fuck. Now stfu and go back to that shit you call entertainment. No talent, potato shaped pos. There's an advantage to having a good manager Chavez. They're all cashing that shit in. Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2014 10:47 PM (ahBY0) 37
Hahaha.
I've got no love for the French, but I can't see them actually paying the Somali Pirates. Posted by: Darth Randall at December 04, 2014 10:47 PM (KlVdw) 38
Lena Dunham, is she the side-show fat lady? The side-show bearded lady/sword-swallower? The side-show geek/idiot savant (the chicken that does math, then bites it's own head off)?
Posted by: fBW52 at December 04, 2014 10:48 PM (fBW52) 39
Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/540655237066153984 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/540655450065473536 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/540655929268920321 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/540656387148488704 https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/540656847133605888 Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2014 10:48 PM (GrXXa) 40
g'evenin', 'rons
despite the exposure to Leah Dunhan, it's a good ONT... Has anyone else noticed that the day-walkers have started referring to the "pre-dump" as the "EMT" (Early Morning Thread)? I hereby taunt happy fun ball... Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2014 10:48 PM (KCxzN) 41
ONT here!
CS Lewis quotes: check Gross picture: check Rape discussion: check Horse flowchart: check Underballs: ??? Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2014 10:49 PM (qyomX) 42
If Lena Dunham ever has a daughter she should name her Tawana.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2014 10:49 PM (Id9T2) 43
Ms Dunham's allegation of molesting her little sister is sick, but it falls in the idea that the true mark of a celebrity is that they do things freely that normal people would be thrown into jail for doing.
Ms Dunham clearly wished to be a celebrity, and is presenting herself as doing "those celebrity things". Whether she did them or not is clearly not the point for Ms Dunham, but that she be seen as doing them and not be punished for them. This way she gets to ape that status she so clearly craves. Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2014 10:49 PM (t//F+) 44
http://www.gruntstyle.com/apparel/ladies/Throat-Punch-Ladies
Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 10:42 PM (fJxpj) P.S. There is a lot of great stuff on that website. Posted by: Vendette at December 04, 2014 10:49 PM (2IpUc) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 10:49 PM (hcfn1) 46
" Yep, sonny. In the old days we took them crazy people to a place most people called a sanitarium.
We just called it "The Nut House", They was kept safe from hurting themselves or anybody else, just worked out well." "Cain't quite figger out why you young-uns give them Tee-Vee shows and Newspaper columns." "Hell, now they preach crazy to the world, and get elected, and you wonder why the world is the way it is" Damned Idiots ! Posted by: seamrog at December 04, 2014 10:50 PM (ftUuB) 47
No one dares taunt happy, fun underballs!
Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2014 10:50 PM (2ZvEW) 48
I wonder if the #ICan'tBreathe protesters who are carrying communist signs while protesting police brutality realize that communist regimes have high body counts when protests flare up against them
Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2014 10:50 PM (GrXXa) 49
WOW!! Central Florida just stole a win against East Carolina!! Hail Mary's can be a bitch!! A hell of a game! I feel bad for the Pirates.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 04, 2014 10:50 PM (dID+y) 50
Underballs: ???
Monte Morris took a pretty hard shot to his a few minutes ago. Refs called it accidental, of course. Posted by: HR gettin' her Hoiball on at December 04, 2014 10:51 PM (ImIut) 51
21 And has the voice similar to nails on a chalk board
Don't judge until you've heard me recite Black poetry. Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 04, 2014 10:51 PM (qyomX) 52
Are we discussing the unindicted child molester, Lena Dunham? Perhaps she's named her little man in the boat Barry - didja ever consider that? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 04, 2014 10:51 PM (/dvmK) 53
33 It seems that the Somalis are for the most part out of the pirate business.
It's amazing what arming the ships' crews has done to stop it; well that and a few NATO military naval vessels on patrol. Also, it appears that Lena's 15 minutes of flab is almost over. Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2014 10:47 PM (Zna9o) CCW works on land or water Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 10:52 PM (hcfn1) 54
TAUNT HAPPY FUN-BALL?!
Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 04, 2014 10:52 PM (LvVQC) 55
Underballs.
...and another meme is born, in a noisy, sodden, fetid, shameful way. Kudos to the Head Ewok. Posted by: Chet Cognomen, Avoiding Walking Dead Spoilers at December 04, 2014 10:52 PM (zfw24) Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 04, 2014 10:52 PM (GEICT) 57
52 Perhaps she's named her little man in the boat Barry - didja ever consider that?
If it can rape her, she is even more unusual than she seems. Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2014 10:52 PM (qyomX) 58
I would laugh if the protesters hit the very high end stores and restaurants that their media and celebrity cheerleaders patronize. Or maybe if they trashed some hipster businesses in Williamsburg
But no, for some reason the protest organizers know not to touch the super-rich's shit, they destroy the places that the poor and lower middle class own and patronize Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2014 10:53 PM (GrXXa) 59
P.S. There is a lot of great stuff on that website.
Posted by: Vendette at December 04, 2014 10:49 PM (2IpUc) A couple looked cool. Most of it smacks of "I worked in the motor pool in Balad for eight months." Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 10:54 PM (fJxpj) 60
Also, for it to be rape, shouldn't the female either say "No" or try to resist her assailant?
And NOT talk dirty and get sexually aggressive with him? Posted by: Darth Randall at December 04, 2014 10:54 PM (KlVdw) 61
I doubted a rape story once.
Posted by: Atticus Finch at December 04, 2014 10:55 PM (6eXvP) Posted by: Grandma Skankles at December 04, 2014 10:55 PM (ahBY0) 63
And after all..../
You're my underball Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 10:55 PM (fJxpj) 64
56 Where is NavyCopJoe?
Cmon Joe!! Coooome out and plaaaaaay!!!! Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 04, 2014 10:52 PM (GEICT) Probably wanking off on the suicide hotline or shooting unarmed dogs Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 10:55 PM (hcfn1) 65
The concept of 'truth' is as alien to the Left as opera is to a pig...
Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 04, 2014 10:55 PM (/mTq0) 66
Roadkill fur, meat...
What are you people, realists? Yeah, those numbers, what did numbers ever mean? They're even Arabic!eleventy! And that zero!?! Invented by the jade knife and jaguar god crowd who somehow overlooked the wheel. (Hint: when your slave problem is not having enough of them, but how ti feed the ones you have....) Posted by: sure, but Reality makes me unhappy at December 04, 2014 10:55 PM (fBW52) 67
It's amazing what arming the ships' crews has done to stop it; well that and a few NATO military naval vessels on patrol. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 10:52 PM (hcfn1) The pirates stopped attacking Russian vessels for some reason. Oh, that's right. The Russians left no survivors.... Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 04, 2014 10:55 PM (AC0lD) 68
Hi everybody.
Wunnerful!! Gloria Allred is now in on the team prosecuting Bill Cosby. She even said he could make things go away for $100 million, which is of course a quarter of BC's $400 million fortune. http://tinyurl.com/m3a5ytw Posted by: qdpsteve at December 04, 2014 10:56 PM (fGApK) 69
Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 10:42 PM (fJxpj)
The shirt to go along with the one for AtC (from the same website). Line up, Morons: http://tinyurl.com/onacwp8 Posted by: Vendette at December 04, 2014 10:56 PM (2IpUc) 70
Let me see, we're supposed to prosecute someone who allegedly raped Lena nine years ago over sketchy memories of the incident in her book, but we're supposed to exonerate her over her own admitted molestation of her little sister because "that's so long ago"
Posted by: kbdabear at December 04, 2014 10:57 PM (GrXXa) 71
Well, to be fair, Hillary was a Republican in college.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at December 04, 2014 10:45 PM (Dhdnu) ******** Naahhh, she was a Republican in High School. President of the Young Republicans at my very own Alma Mater, Park Ridge, IL. It wasn't until she went to Wellsley that her shit got all fucked up and her ideas got all retarded. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 04, 2014 10:57 PM (2qBk+) 72
TAUNT HAPPY FUN-BALL?!
Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 04, 2014 10:52 PM THAT WHAT I SAID, BITCHES, WE MUCH!!! Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 04, 2014 10:58 PM (KCxzN) 73
As the riots burn the cities
and the media hides the gore just remember, we are the one's that we've been waiting for. Posted by: seamrog at December 04, 2014 10:58 PM (ftUuB) 74
>>>Wunnerful!! Gloria Allred is now in on the team prosecuting Bill Cosby.
------ There's a special corner for her in hell isn't there? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 10:58 PM (hcfn1) 75
Let's see, Oberlin College is a liberal arts joint which means the student body is probably 60:40 female to male. Maybe worse. Yeah, I can see how on a campus loaded up with horny good looking females with loosish morals, ole Barry felt the need to force himself on Ms. Potato Head.
Nice fantasy you got there, Lena. Bless your heart. Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2014 10:59 PM (Zna9o) 76
MH, probably not far from Margaret Sanger's.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 04, 2014 11:00 PM (fGApK) 77
She even said he could make things go away for $100 million, which is of course a quarter of BC's $400 million fortune.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 04, 2014 10:56 PM (fGApK) "You're a horrible felon, a predator, a betrayal of everything that civilization stands for! You awful, awful person. "But if you act now, for the low price of just 25% of your net worth this can all go away! Act now! Operators are standing by!" Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 11:00 PM (fJxpj) 78
"The pirates stopped attacking Russian vessels for some reason.
Oh, that's right. The Russians left no survivors...." I've read numerous accounts that the Russians do not fuck around with "hostage negotiations." As a result, the terrorists do not target Russians. America had some of that, once upon a time. We need Chesty, Sherman and Patton. Posted by: Chet Cognomen, Avoiding Walking Dead Spoilers at December 04, 2014 11:00 PM (zfw24) 79
Secundus, LOL.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 04, 2014 11:01 PM (fGApK) 80
75 Let's see, Oberlin College is a liberal arts joint which means the student body is probably 60:40 female to male. Maybe worse. 60:40 female to omega male Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at December 04, 2014 11:01 PM (/dvmK) 81
75 Let's see, Oberlin College is a liberal arts joint which means the student body is probably 60:40 female to male. Maybe worse. Yeah, I can see how on a campus loaded up with horny good looking females with loosish morals, ole Barry felt the need to force himself on Ms. Potato Head.
It could happen, of course. But even as she tells it, it was not so much like that, more of a "my political friend convinced me afterwards that it was totally rape" thing. Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2014 11:01 PM (qyomX) 82
If you are going to collect pelts from roadkill, you have to get them fresh, before they're mushed into pancakes.
Posted by: Dr Pine's House of Pie at December 04, 2014 11:01 PM (Yv3sQ) 83
Lena Dunham? Never heard of her.
Posted by: Barry IX at December 04, 2014 11:02 PM (W5DcG) 84
There's a special corner for her in hell isn't there?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 10:58 PM (hcfn1) An entire circle. Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 04, 2014 11:02 PM (GEICT) Posted by: shirley bassey at December 04, 2014 11:02 PM (2ZvEW) Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2014 11:02 PM (t//F+) 87
74 -- MH -- There's a special corner for her in hell isn't there
Nah... she'll get tossed into the lava-filled Bentley with the rest of the lawyers. Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 04, 2014 11:03 PM (/mTq0) 88
An entire circle.
Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 04, 2014 11:02 PM (GEICT) I'm thinking either Evil Counselors or Sowers of Discord Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 11:03 PM (fJxpj) 89
he even said he could make things go away for $100 million, which is of course a quarter of BC's $400 million fortune.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 04, 2014 10:56 PM (fGApK) Gee, and what is Gloria's percentage fee of that $100 M? Posted by: Jen the original at December 04, 2014 11:03 PM (oOlEN) 90
If you are going to collect pelts from roadkill, you have to get them fresh, before they're mushed into pancakes.
Posted by: Dr Pine's House of Pie at December 04, 2014 11:01 PM (Yv3sQ) Unless, of course, you are making a fur coat for Rachel Corrie. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2014 11:03 PM (8Fl6F) 91
82 If you are going to collect pelts from roadkill, you have to get them fresh, before they're mushed into pancakes.
Posted by: Dr Pine's House of Pie at December Came within 1' of having Bambi over my wife's cars grille. Damn that was close Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 11:04 PM (hcfn1) 92
74: She is in that circle of hell where you fap baseball bats for eternity. Scrunt!
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 04, 2014 11:04 PM (ucDmr) Posted by: Chet Cognomen, Avoiding Walking Dead Spoilers at December 04, 2014 11:04 PM (zfw24) 94
Carpet Fresh? Anyone ?
Posted by: Huma at December 04, 2014 11:04 PM (ftUuB) 95
"Why Is Hillary Even a Contender?"
Because it's time for "The First Woman President." And there is no other reason. Just as Jugears would not have been considered qualified if he'd been white. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2014 11:04 PM (Id9T2) 96
America had some of that, once upon a time. We need Chesty, Sherman and Patton.
Posted by: Chet Cognomen, Avoiding Walking Dead Spoilers at December 04, 2014 11:00 PM (zfw24) They'll be forged in the burning.... The South Koreans, as I recall, also freed one of their vessels. I'm not sure if any pirates survived. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 04, 2014 11:04 PM (AC0lD) Posted by: Iasonas at December 04, 2014 11:04 PM (DU875) 98
Jen, excellent question! :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 04, 2014 11:04 PM (fGApK) 99
89 he even said he could make things go away for $100 million, which is of course a quarter of BC's $400 million fortune.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 04, 2014 10:56 PM (fGApK) Wait.....I have how much money???? Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 04, 2014 11:04 PM (GEICT) 100
That one guy named "Barry" should use Dunham, assuming he's innocent.
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 04, 2014 11:05 PM (6eXvP) 101
Doubt not the wisdom
found in potato eyes that gnarly flower of womandom only in darkness multiplies Posted by: Starch Anton at December 04, 2014 11:05 PM (KG1MP) 102
http://www.gruntstyle.com/apparel/ladies/Throat-Punch-Ladies
Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 10:42 PM (fJxpj) AtC approves wholeheartedly. Posted by: Vendette at December 04, 2014 11:05 PM (2IpUc) 103
Happy-ish Thursday Evening, all y'all ...
Posted by: Adriane the Good Music Critic ... at December 04, 2014 11:05 PM (P+IZm) 104
80 >> 60:40 female to omega male
Yeah, that's a fair point Krebs. Busting out the dress onesies and your best Swiss Miss packets ain't the fastest way into a gal's pants. Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2014 11:06 PM (Zna9o) Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 11:06 PM (fJxpj) 106
Dunham's rape story is consensual sex that didn't go the way she ideally hoped. She alleges he was 'rough,' and took a condom off 'without permission.'
Certainly not the horror and assault that the word 'rape' classically conjures. Posted by: --- at December 04, 2014 11:06 PM (MMC8r) 107
95 "Why Is Hillary Even a Contender?"
Well, who else do they have? It's subnormal losers as far as the eye can see. Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2014 11:06 PM (qyomX) 108
"I've read numerous accounts that the Russians do not fuck around with 'hostage negotiations.' As a result, the terrorists do not target
Russians." It's true that the Russians don't do hostage negotiations. It's not true that this immunizes them against terror. Beslan. Posted by: torquewrench at December 04, 2014 11:07 PM (noWW6) 109
105 You want Captain America.
You'll settle for Captain Kirk. You'll get Captain Planet. Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 11:06 PM (fJxpj) I'm taking Capt Kirk of Capt America. Just saying. Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 04, 2014 11:07 PM (GEICT) 110
On time awhile back, me and El Guapo pillaged the village, trimmed some shrubs and raped this skank named Lena Dunham.
Posted by: Dusty Bottoms at December 04, 2014 11:07 PM (Moh0M) 111
Maybe Dunham was telepathically raped by the ghost of Barry Goldwater.
Posted by: I Work for Dick Jones at December 04, 2014 11:08 PM (5SbYB) 112
I'm taking Capt Kirk of Capt America. Just saying. Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 04, 2014 11:07 PM (GEICT) Yeah, those two were a toss up, but the only other Captain I could think of offhand was Kangaroo Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 11:08 PM (fJxpj) 113
107 95 "Why Is Hillary Even a Contender?"
Well, who else do they have? It's subnormal losers as far as the eye can see. Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2014 11:06 PM (qyomX) The truly shitty part of this valid question is that no matter what sort of shit stain they nominate has a solid chance of winning. Thanks, of course to rampant ignorance, apathy and aggressive fraud. Fucking fuck. I need more bourbon. Posted by: Chet Cognomen, Avoiding Walking Dead Spoilers at December 04, 2014 11:09 PM (zfw24) 114
OT. Minnesota's High School Sports League has approved allowing mentally disturbed minors who think they are not the sex they were born to choose to play on "the other team".
All they need is a note from a parent or guardian and a note from a "health professional". Posted by: Jen the original at December 04, 2014 11:09 PM (oOlEN) 115
Adios Fappers. Going to check out new AC/DC release. Sleep well.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 04, 2014 11:09 PM (ucDmr) 116
Of all trannies, a tranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 04, 2014 11:10 PM (MbqmP) Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2014 11:10 PM (KCxzN) Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 11:10 PM (fJxpj) 119
Yeah, those two were a toss up, but the only other Captain I could think of offhand was Kangaroo
Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 11:08 PM (fJxpj) Kirk is pulling infinitely more ass. Green alien for the win. Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 04, 2014 11:10 PM (GEICT) 120
Well, who else do they have? It's subnormal losers as far as the eye can see.
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2014 11:06 PM (qyomX) ************* Why the fabulously Ghey Castro Brothers of course..... Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 04, 2014 11:11 PM (jucos) Posted by: mpfs at December 04, 2014 11:11 PM (bPJ0h) 122
Gasp..... Now I know what that joke meant.
gagggg.. that one about the shit-house door on a tuna boat.... oh oh ! I can't do this anymo....... Posted by: Huma at December 04, 2014 11:11 PM (ftUuB) 123
All they need is a note from a parent or guardian and a note from a "health professional". Posted by: Jen the original at December 04, 2014 11:09 PM (oOlEN) Johnny Knoxville last seen furiously writing the script to The Ringer 2 Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 11:11 PM (fJxpj) Posted by: Tone "Barry" Loc at December 04, 2014 11:12 PM (6eXvP) 125
"We got John Kerry. I hear he served in Vietnam."
And Cambodia! By Swift Boat up the river into Cambodia. The sooper dooper ultra top secret cross-border CIA spook mission that President Nixon sent him on during Christmas of 1968. Except for the fact that at Christmas 1968, Nixon was still a private citizen. Didn't take the oath of office till the end of January of 1969. And except for the fact that the only upriver passage into Cambodia had been permanently blocked to all boat traffic long before 1968. Other than that it all checks out. Posted by: torquewrench at December 04, 2014 11:13 PM (noWW6) 126
But no, for some reason the protest organizers know not to touch the
super-rich's shit, they destroy the places that the poor and lower middle class own and patronize Despite hating the cops, they respect the stick. Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2014 11:14 PM (TETYm) 127
121: thoughts of Christina Hendricks/Kate Upton + lesbian sex??
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 04, 2014 11:14 PM (dID+y) 128
AtC approves wholeheartedly.
Posted by: Vendette at December 04, 2014 11:05 PM (2IpUc) I'm glad to hear Her Enragedness is happy Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 11:14 PM (fJxpj) 129
Democrat contenders? what about Schummer? He seems alert and has that look in his eye. You've seen some of the photos where he's standing behind Harry Reid, looking alert, like he knows how the game is played.
And Schummer has been a successful Senator getting legislation passed. Then there is the whole CBC. They would all be contenders if they would run. Obama's peeps would automatically vote for anyone in the CBC. And there are still a few democrat senators who voted for Obamacare. They would make good candidates, they could run on their vote for health care. Posted by: Dr Pine's House of Pie at December 04, 2014 11:14 PM (Yv3sQ) 130
You boys leave our Lena alone, she's part of the family now.
Posted by: Grandma Skankles at December 04, 2014 11:15 PM (ahBY0) 131
Jay cutler looks like a terminal St. Bernard
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 11:16 PM (RMo/a) 132
Is it me? Or is this ONT a bit slow?
Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 04, 2014 11:16 PM (GEICT) 133
Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 11:08 PM (fJxpj)
------------- There's Captain Crunch, Captain Tenille, Captain Hook. Posted by: Darth Randall at December 04, 2014 11:16 PM (KlVdw) 134
How does any male get a boner around Lena Dunham?
Especially when she's just taken a whiz in the street. Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2014 11:16 PM (2ZvEW) 135
The things I would do to an 8-year-old to get that nomination... the mind reels.
Posted by: Harry "Searchlight" Reid at December 04, 2014 11:16 PM (MbqmP) 136
But when we got undressed,
It was a big old mess. Lena was a man! Posted by: Tone "Barry" Loc at December 04, 2014 11:12 PM (6eXvP) "I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer weiners". Do you realize Tone Loc would be drummed out of the music business today for a line like that? Posted by: Jen the original at December 04, 2014 11:16 PM (oOlEN) Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 11:17 PM (fJxpj) Posted by: Huma at December 04, 2014 11:18 PM (ftUuB) 139
Are there any riots planned for the guy from NYC out side of NYC.
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2014 11:18 PM (TETYm) 140
By Swift Boat up the river into Cambodia.Posted by: torquewrench at December 04, 2014 11:13 PM (noWW6)
----------------- SEARED into my mind! SEARED Itell ya! Posted by: John F'n Kerry at December 04, 2014 11:18 PM (KlVdw) Posted by: DC in River City at December 04, 2014 11:18 PM (e+1S5) 142
Looks like all major routes in and out of Manhattan have been blocked by Eric Garner protestors.
This is a promising start! Now that they've gotten the traffic halted, before they disperse, let's extensively mine and barricade the other ends of all bridges and tunnels. Then stand up the United States Police Force to guard it. Posted by: torquewrench at December 04, 2014 11:19 PM (noWW6) Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 04, 2014 11:19 PM (MbqmP) 144
Is the naked cowboy serenading the protesters in NYC?
Posted by: Jen the original at December 04, 2014 11:19 PM (oOlEN) 145
Kerry was smoking the good stuff, privileged has its rewards.
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2014 11:19 PM (TETYm) 146
If Webb runs for prez, are we gonna break out the AoS archives where he was given relentless shit about that part in his book where a dude puts a kids wiener in his mouth?
Posted by: fastfreefall at December 04, 2014 11:20 PM (3X7Fy) 147
Are we drunk and happy or drunk and shouting at each other?
I started out drunk and happy, then I clicked over to local news media and accidentally read the comments about the arrests at tonight's local anti-whitey protests. Distract me while I make some hot cocoa with schnapps? Posted by: HR gettin' her Hoiball on at December 04, 2014 11:20 PM (ImIut) 148
141 Hoooorde!
Are we drunk and happy or drunk and shouting at each other? I'm cool either way. Posted by: DC in River City at December 04, 2014 11:18 PM (e+1S5) I'm pretty much just drunk. Or really, buzzed slightly. Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 04, 2014 11:20 PM (GEICT) 149
the only other Captain I could think of offhand was Kangaroo
Morgan? Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 04, 2014 11:19 PM (MbqmP) Captain Obvious? Posted by: Jen the original at December 04, 2014 11:20 PM (oOlEN) 150
torque, landmines are racist
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2014 11:20 PM (TETYm) 151
Do you realize Tone Loc would be drummed out of the music business today for a line like that?
I think rappers still get a pass on "homophobia." Posted by: HR gettin' her Hoiball on at December 04, 2014 11:21 PM (ImIut) 152
Hah, NYPD blocks cell phones and wifi at the protests. No one can get video out live.
Posted by: Dr Pine's House of Pie at December 04, 2014 11:21 PM (Yv3sQ) 153
I'm glad to hear Her Enragedness is happy
Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 11:14 PM (fJxpj) If AtC is happy, we're all happy. Posted by: Vendette at December 04, 2014 11:21 PM (2IpUc) 154
Drunk & happily shouting at who[m]ever. Up yours, guido, lemme buy you a wild turkey.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 04, 2014 11:21 PM (MbqmP) 155
Jay cutler looks like a terminal St. Bernard May your hook always catch dogfish and your cheese always turn green. Posted by: Grandma Skankles at December 04, 2014 11:21 PM (ahBY0) 156
134 How does any male get a boner around Lena Dunham?
Especially when she's just taken a whiz in the street. Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2014 11:16 PM (2ZvEW) Prison term, add booze makes it own sauce Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 11:21 PM (RMo/a) 157
Distract me while I make some hot cocoa with schnapps?
Posted by: HR gettin' her Hoiball on at December 04, 2014 11:20 PM (ImIut) Here. Don't say I never did anything for you. http://tinypic.com/r/2gvsk14/8 Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 04, 2014 11:22 PM (GEICT) 158
Did they block the heliports? No, sorry proles we're headed to the Hamptons for the weekend.
Posted by: Jean at December 04, 2014 11:22 PM (TETYm) 159
@78 No s**t.
Every VFW, every American legion, every 4H marksmanship program need an identifier algorithm. Statistically tested, data-base checked.... On the count of three, the local undertakers get a windfall. Not a Skyfall. Let's keep it Adam Smith-y. Posted by: is ballistics a science? at December 04, 2014 11:22 PM (fBW52) 160
It would appear that low-fat, hi carb diets give people diabetes, based on the article inst just linked to
Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 04, 2014 11:22 PM (uF6Is) 161
Ob[li]vious.
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 04, 2014 11:22 PM (MbqmP) 162
Looks like all major routes in and out of Manhattan have been blocked by Eric Garner protestors.
Posted by: torquewrench at December 04, 2014 11:19 PM (noWW6) ------------ As I said this morning, anyone else remember when the press thought it was the worst sin imaginable to block off at least one lane of traffic into New Yawk? Posted by: Darth Randall at December 04, 2014 11:22 PM (KlVdw) 163
Seal Proves Species Is Just A Social Construct... With A Little Penguin Lovin'
Remember those "gay" penguins who were heralded as the bestest parents in the animal kingdom? Science™ declared that this was proof that homosexuality was normal across species. But what about between species? http://politicalhat.com/?p=7340 Posted by: The Political Hat at December 04, 2014 11:23 PM (lN8KC) 164
>>>I started out drunk and happy, then I clicked over to local news media and accidentally read the comments about the arrests at tonight's local anti-whitey protests.
Distract me while I make some hot cocoa with schnapps? I'll start by pointing out 2 grievous errors in your opening sentence: 1) I clicked over to local news media 2) read the comment *pours Jameson & ginger onto ipad* Posted by: DC in River City at December 04, 2014 11:24 PM (e+1S5) 165
Knew Scruntler would throw a pick. Ha ha
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 11:24 PM (RMo/a) 166
The only way Lena Dunham be able to get laid is if she date-rape drugged a guy AND Slipped him a couple Viagra.
Posted by: StrinaM at December 04, 2014 11:25 PM (C+7/t) 167
And there goes Jay Cutler being.....Jay Cutler. Interception....Cowboys.
(Posted for the reading pleasure of navycopjoe) Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at December 04, 2014 11:25 PM (OWjjx) 168
In the real world, walkers won't be zombies. They will be gangs of wreckers scavenging off the fruits of those who strive to keep order and provide for their own.
Posted by: Chet Cognomen, Avoiding Walking Dead Spoilers at December 04, 2014 11:25 PM (zfw24) 169
But who would rape a porpoise on purpose?
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at December 04, 2014 11:25 PM (BKaug) 170
"There was a Republican student with the first name 'Barry' who did graduate while Dunham was a student But he doesn't fit the details of her description and swears he never met her while he was a student at Oberlin."
Come on, morons, would you admit to porking her? Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2014 11:25 PM (Id9T2) Posted by: Chet Cognomen, Avoiding Walking Dead Spoilers at December 04, 2014 11:26 PM (zfw24) 172
I am the very model of a modern major general...
Posted by: Anderson Cooper's Smoked Sausages at December 04, 2014 11:26 PM (MbqmP) 173
@166. Single young men, who have consummed significant amounts of alcohol, are not noted for necessarily using the best judgment.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton Fan Club at December 04, 2014 11:26 PM (OWjjx) 174
'Barry' is just a composite..., of all the Republicans that raped me. Or, was it my dad? I forget.
Posted by: Lena Dumb'un at December 04, 2014 11:27 PM (/GgDU) 175
Come on, morons, would you admit to porking her?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2014 11:25 PM (Id9T2) Eh, everyone hits a fatty now and then. I would never, EVER admit to owning purple cowboy boots Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 11:27 PM (fJxpj) 176
I remembered a movie I saw way way way back - when such things were allowed on tv:
The Green Pastures, on youtube. Well, bits of it anyways. It is cornball, but very comforting in a way. Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2014 11:27 PM (t//F+) 177
167 And there goes Jay Cutler being.....Jay Cutler. Interception....Cowboys. (Posted for the reading pleasure of navycopjoe) Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President of the Sheena Easton ***Snorts*** Looks like no playoffs for da Bears, again. Da Bears still suck. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 11:27 PM (RMo/a) 178
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/
doesn't play for crap over Verizon. Doesn't look like that many people. Four cities, NYC, Chicago, Minneapolis, and forgot. Minneapolis people walking down the freeway being escorted by cop cars. "Go play in traffic" is apparently something they were told to do as children. Posted by: Dr Pine's House of Pie at December 04, 2014 11:27 PM (Yv3sQ) 179
The idea of being abducted by aliens just terrifies me out of my wits for some reason. It's ridiculous I know, but it's probably my worst fear.
Posted by: Serena at December 04, 2014 11:27 PM (xXU9/) 180
Have there even been any guys named "Barry" since the 1940's? Not a modern name.
Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at December 04, 2014 11:28 PM (BKaug) 181
Single young men, who have consummed significant amounts of alcohol, are not noted for necessarily using the best judgment.
Posted by: Mallamutt -------------- Still astonished that I survived that. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 04, 2014 11:28 PM (/GgDU) Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2014 11:28 PM (Zna9o) 183
Yeah, those two were a toss up, but the only other Captain I could think of offhand was Kangaroo
Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 11:08 PM (fJxpj) Careful there. I liked the Captain. Him and his sticky tape. Course I always kind of looked askance at Mr. Green Jeans. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2014 11:28 PM (Id9T2) Posted by: Vendette at December 04, 2014 11:28 PM (2IpUc) 185
Here. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Hrm. I laughed. WTF is he wearing? I'll start by pointing out 2 grievous errors in your opening sentence: 1) I clicked over to local news media 2) read the comment You know, I know better. I KNOW better. But it's like when I come home, and I say, "Hey, I should do something tonight besides drink and hang out on Twitter/FB/AoSHQ" and the next thing I know here I am. *lol* Posted by: HR gettin' her Hoiball on at December 04, 2014 11:28 PM (ImIut) Posted by: Chet Cognomen, Avoiding Walking Dead Spoilers at December 04, 2014 11:29 PM (zfw24) 187
#179 You're not into anal probes?
Posted by: Alien proctologist at December 04, 2014 11:29 PM (BKaug) Posted by: fat choka at December 04, 2014 11:29 PM (ftUuB) 189
Hope the formatting isn't too screwed up:
When criminals in this world appear and break the laws that they should fear and frighten all who see or hear the cry goes up both far and near for Underballs! Underballs! Underballs! Underballs! Speed of lightning, roar of thunder fighting all who rob or plunder Underballs. Underballs! When in this world the headlines read of those whose hearts are filled with greed who rob and steal from those who need to right this wrong with blinding speed goes Underballs! Underballs! Underballs! Underballs! Speed of lightning, roar of thunder fighting all who rob or plunder Underballs. Underballs! Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 04, 2014 11:29 PM (UVfht) 190
114 OT. Minnesota's High School Sports League has approved allowing mentally disturbed minors who think they are not the sex they were born to choose to play on "the other team".
Posted by: Jen the original at December 04, 2014 11:09 PM (oOlEN) Which showers will they use? Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2014 11:29 PM (Id9T2) 191
I adore C.S. Lewis! Thanks, Maet!
Posted by: Mindy at December 04, 2014 11:30 PM (MXSeH) 192
Four cities, NYC, Chicago, Minneapolis, and forgot.
There was one in Indy that lasted 45 minutes because it was "too cold." I'd call 'em pussies but my cats can handle above-freezing weather. Posted by: HR gettin' her Hoiball on at December 04, 2014 11:30 PM (ImIut) 193
Dear vacuuming-obsessed neighbor above, its 11:35 p.m.
Posted by: Vendette at December 04, 2014 11:28 PM (2IpUc) ***** Not in Hordeland, apparently. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 04, 2014 11:30 PM (2qBk+) 194
152 Hah, NYPD blocks cell phones and wifi at the protests. No one can get video out live.
Posted by: Dr Pine's House of Pie at December 04, 2014 11:21 PM (Yv3sQ That's actually stupid, and dangerous... and probably illegal. How can people call 911 if they need an ambulance? How can someone trapped in the crowd call for help? How can someone trapped in the buildings AROUND the riot... innocent people... call out if they do not have a land line... And as the airwaves are governed by the Feds via the FCC... did they ask? Posted by: The Big Bad Wolf at December 04, 2014 11:30 PM (f0pWu) 195
You know, I know better. I KNOW better. But it's like when I come home, and I say, "Hey, I should do something tonight besides drink and hang out on Twitter/FB/AoSHQ" and the next thing I know here I am. *lol*
Posted by: HR gettin' her Hoiball on at December 04, 2014 11:28 PM (ImIut) Why the fuck would you do that???? Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 04, 2014 11:31 PM (GEICT) 196
Dear vacuuming-obsessed neighbor above, its 11:35 p.m.
Posted by: Vendette at December 04, 2014 11:28 PM (2IpUc) ummmm not in AoS time aparently Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 04, 2014 11:31 PM (uF6Is) 197
Lena Dunham > Statistics > Rapes > Updated --------------------------------------------------------- Of: 0 By: 1 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 04, 2014 11:31 PM (kdS6q) 198
Dear vacuuming-obsessed neighbor above, its 11:35 p.m.
Posted by: Vendette at December 04, 2014 11:28 PM (2IpUc) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU9YM1Lfvt8 Crank your stereo. Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 11:31 PM (fJxpj) 199
Dear vacuuming-obsessed neighbor above, its 11:35 p.m. Posted by: Vendette at December 04, 2014 11:28 PM (2IpUc) 7 minutes is a life time Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 11:31 PM (RMo/a) Posted by: Iasonas at December 04, 2014 11:31 PM (DU875) 201
Captain Beefheart?
Posted by: Kindltot at December 04, 2014 11:31 PM (t//F+) 202
How does any male get a boner around Lena Dunham?
Especially when she's just taken a whiz in the street. Posted by: andycanuck at December 04, 2014 11:16 PM (2ZvEW) Combination of roofies and viagra? Posted by: The Political Hat at December 04, 2014 11:31 PM (lN8KC) Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 04, 2014 11:32 PM (LWu6U) 204
Hey y'all. Got a letter from home this week, from both my kids. Better than anything I've gotten electronically. Click my name to read it.
Posted by: Bomber at December 04, 2014 11:32 PM (jY5JG) 205
Dear vacuuming-obsessed neighbor above, its 11:35 p.m.
Posted by: Vendette -------------- Send 'em over here. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 04, 2014 11:32 PM (/GgDU) Posted by: HR gettin' her Hoiball on at December 04, 2014 11:32 PM (ImIut) 207
I'd roofie myself rather than be in the same room as a nekked Lena Dunham
Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 04, 2014 11:33 PM (uF6Is) 208
I was truly a pilgrim in a heathen land tonight at the movie showing. Would have been a better expenditure of my money to, after checking in with the local indie film, to have snuck in to watch RiffTrax's take on some Mexican movie about Santa Claus and the horrible English dub.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 04, 2014 11:33 PM (7f5Ol) 209
Hey y'all. Got a letter from home this week, from
both my kids. Better than anything I've gotten electronically. Click my name to read it. Posted by: Bomber at December 04, 2014 11:32 PM (jY5JG) I love it. Absolutely love it. Posted by: Vendette at December 04, 2014 11:34 PM (2IpUc) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 11:34 PM (RMo/a) 211
Speaking of Lena Dunham...
Quick Takes - Wacky Tabacky, INGSOC Rises in Britain, and Lena Dunham... The focus this time: Not in their right mind. http://politicalhat.com/?p=6957 Posted by: The Political Hat at December 04, 2014 11:34 PM (lN8KC) 212
Bomber - Damn. Kudos, brother. You're a lucky man.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 04, 2014 11:34 PM (/GgDU) Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 04, 2014 11:34 PM (uF6Is) 214
Yeah, vacuum time was 11:35 for me, 11:28 for AoS.
Posted by: Vendette at December 04, 2014 11:35 PM (2IpUc) 215
Lena Dunham isn't a brown bag case, or a double bag case, she's a body bag case.
Because you would rather end up in a body bag than in bed with her. Posted by: Iasonas at December 04, 2014 11:35 PM (DU875) 216
152 Hah, NYPD blocks cell phones and wifi at the protests. No one can get video out live.
Posted by: Dr Pine's House of Pie at December 04, 2014 11:21 PM (Yv3sQ) So the self indulgent brats can't send out selfies? Can't text their idiot friends? Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2014 11:35 PM (Id9T2) 217
I'm done with allyall harassment.
I say it stops now. I'm done. get yo hands offa me I said I'm done. ....... I can't breathe...... (Fiat accompli) Posted by: fat choka at December 04, 2014 11:35 PM (ftUuB) 218
Hey y'all. Got a letter from home this week, from
both my kids. Better than anything I've gotten electronically. Click my name to read it. ----------- And it makes a point. A handwritten letter will ultimately out last email, and be valued far more. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 04, 2014 11:35 PM (/GgDU) 219
Hey y'all. Got a letter from home this week, from both my kids. Better than anything I've gotten electronically. Click my name to read it.
Posted by: Bomber at December 04, 2014 11:32 PM (jY5JG) I don't read cursive... Posted by: Rachel Jeantel at December 04, 2014 11:36 PM (lN8KC) 220
>>>Hey, I should do something tonight besides drink and hang out on Twitter/FB/AoSHQ
I don't understand these words in that order. A little help? Posted by: DC in River City at December 04, 2014 11:36 PM (e+1S5) Posted by: HR gettin' her Hoiball on at December 04, 2014 11:36 PM (ImIut) 222
Bomber you're kids are sweet
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 11:36 PM (RMo/a) 223
Which showers will they use?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2014 11:29 PM (Id9T2) Well, since you can no longer discriminate based on sex, whichever showers they choose. Religious schools are exempt. I can only imagine enrollment number increases for them. Posted by: Jen the original at December 04, 2014 11:37 PM (oOlEN) 224
The way I figure it, Barry is the name of her dildo, and it is all a sick fantasy.
Never seen her show, but she strikes me as the kind if sicko that anthropomorphizes her toys into playing rough. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 04, 2014 11:37 PM (LWu6U) 225
Bomber,
So cool. I am very close to both my grown sons. But both communicate via phone or internet. I think I would have a minor stroke if I got an actual letter from either one. It just feels different. *glares possessively at the front lawn* Posted by: Chet Cognomen, Avoiding Walking Dead Spoilers at December 04, 2014 11:37 PM (zfw24) 226
If you want to Stand With Hillary, do you need to bring your own walker?
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2014 11:37 PM (qyomX) Posted by: Iasonas at December 04, 2014 11:37 PM (DU875) 228
A purple booted guy that had a radio show should be pretty easy to identify.... yeah, she is lying like a cheap rug with a forked tongue riding the falsehood caboose on the Liar Train to Lying Tramptown, USA. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 04, 2014 11:38 PM (NtzGn) 229
>>> And it makes a point. A handwritten letter will ultimately out last email, and be valued far more.
It's already hanging on the wall. Will probably get framed when I find one. Posted by: Bomber at December 04, 2014 11:38 PM (jY5JG) 230
213 Lena Dunham or Hillary Clinton, which is a bigger boner killer?
/discuss Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 0 Priesthood, celibacy looking better all the time Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 11:38 PM (RMo/a) 231
Best. Dad. Ever.
My youngest just came out saying she was really thirsty. Her water bottle was empty. *looks around* "Ok, you can have a sip of daddy's drink, but it's just between us, ok?" She then chugs a decent bit of my Dt Mtn Dew. I had to say "hey, that's enough". "That was REALLY good daddy." "Yeah, I know. Just between us. Ok?" *huge grin* "Sure." Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 04, 2014 11:39 PM (GEICT) 232
Hey y'all. Got a letter from home this week, from both my kids. Better
than anything I've gotten electronically. Click my name to read it. Very nice, and Autumn gives some excellent advice. Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 04, 2014 11:39 PM (UVfht) 233
Dear vacuuming-obsessed neighbor above, its 11:35 p.m. Posted by: Vendette After you dispose of a body or bodies, you have to immediately vacuum to make sure there is no DNA evidence left behind for police forensics to find. I mean -- so I hear. Wouldn't know myself, obviously. Seriously, just guessing here. You know, forget I said anything. Forget -- I -- said -- ANYTHING. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 04, 2014 11:40 PM (kdS6q) Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 11:40 PM (fJxpj) 235
Thanks for sharing the letter Bomber.
Posted by: fastfreefall at December 04, 2014 11:40 PM (3X7Fy) Posted by: Vendette at December 04, 2014 11:40 PM (2IpUc) 237
Anyone remember the Carson joke where he defined "coyote ugly?"
Imagine him explaining about waking up sober with a girl sleeping on your arm and gnawing it off like a coyote caught in a spring trap nowadays. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 04, 2014 11:41 PM (LWu6U) 238
EU seems to think the only pirates around are on NBC.
I wouldn't have sex with Lena Dunham, rape Lena Dunham, or even be in the same room as Lena Dunham for any money. I may be desperate, but I have standards. Posted by: exdem13 at December 04, 2014 11:41 PM (/mTq0) 239
I'm back. AC/DC still has it on a few songs. You can tell the difference. Kinda subdued.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 04, 2014 11:42 PM (ucDmr) 240
237
Anyone remember the Carson joke where he defined "coyote ugly?" Imagine him explaining about waking up sober with a girl sleeping on your arm and gnawing it off like a coyote caught in a spring trap nowadays. ============== Yeah, that's Lena Dunham and Hillary Clinton right there. Posted by: exdem13 at December 04, 2014 11:42 PM (/mTq0) 241
You're screwed.
Posted by: Vendette at December 04, 2014 11:40 PM (2IpUc) Long been established. Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 04, 2014 11:42 PM (GEICT) 242
Bomber, that was fantastic. Thanks for sharing.
Posted by: Piercello at December 04, 2014 11:42 PM (JybVy) 243
I would/(could?) do Lena Dunham before Cankles. The biggest thing about Cankles is that I am sure my penis would retract into my innerds so fast that it would bruise my spleen.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 04, 2014 11:43 PM (jucos) 244
*pours a beer through the USB to Bomber*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 04, 2014 11:43 PM (7f5Ol) 245
>>>Hey y'all. Got a letter from home this week, from both my kids. Better than anything I've gotten electronically. Click my name to read it.
You're a lucky man. That is awesome. Posted by: DC in River City at December 04, 2014 11:43 PM (e+1S5) 246
You're screwed.
Posted by: Vendette at December 04, 2014 11:40 PM (2IpUc) Long been established. Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 04, 2014 11:42 PM (GEICT) I've had issues before with "Auntie Juice" (Diet Coke), which is one thing, and fortified Auntie Juice, which is another. Posted by: Vendette at December 04, 2014 11:44 PM (2IpUc) 247
243 I would/(could?) do Lena Dunham before Cankles. The biggest thing about Cankles is that I am sure my penis would retract into my innerds so fast that it would bruise my spleen.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 04, 2014 11:43 PM (jucos) Shrink?,more likely fall off Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 11:45 PM (RMo/a) 248
In other news today, the Pentagon admitted that the Russkies and Chicoms might be able to jam our AMRAAM missiles. That's right, the Air Force has made stealth fighters, but forgot to update the guidance tech for the stealth fighters in order to keep the sudden death first launch attack viable! Never has such an overwhelming advantage been squandered so badly in all of history....
Posted by: exdem13 at December 04, 2014 11:45 PM (/mTq0) 249
Bomber, those are good kids you have there.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2014 11:45 PM (Id9T2) 250
Sex with Lena Dunham or fapping to hairy lesbian pron??? Yep, not brainer that question. Off to the hairier parts of the Internet!! I'll be back in 10 minutes!!
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 04, 2014 11:45 PM (dID+y) 251
213 Lena Dunham or Hillary Clinton, which is a bigger boner killer?
/discuss Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 04, 2014 11:34 PM (uF6Is) Easy. The two of them doing what lesbians do, then inviting Justice Sotomayor to join in. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2014 11:47 PM (Id9T2) 252
Bomber...I assume you are active duty and I know how much anything from home means, let alone from your kids. You got a great, early Christmas present.
Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2014 11:48 PM (ahBY0) 253
>>>"Ok, you can have a sip of daddy's drink, but it's just between us, ok?"
Heh. Princess has learned that if she brings me a beer, and asks in her super-sweet-i-want-something voice "can I have a sip, daddy?" the answer is always yes. Posted by: DC in River City at December 04, 2014 11:48 PM (e+1S5) 254
Posted by: LIV in Baltimore at December 04, 2014 11:34 PM (uF6Is)
Easy. The two of them doing what lesbians do, then inviting Justice Sotomayor to join in. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2014 11:47 PM (Id9T2) You forgot Elana Kagen Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 11:48 PM (RMo/a) 255
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2014 11:47 PM (Id9T2)
...And having it all filmed by a German Posted by: Secundus at December 04, 2014 11:48 PM (fJxpj) 256
251: That radfem broad would pleasure herself with that image, but thats about it.
Posted by: puddleglum not at work at December 04, 2014 11:49 PM (dID+y) 257
74 >>>Wunnerful!! Gloria Allred is now in on the team prosecuting Bill Cosby. ------ There's a special corner for her in hell isn't there? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 10:58 PM (hcfn1) Where she will be forced to jack off a baseball bat every day Posted by: Buzzion at December 04, 2014 11:49 PM (TPRS9) Posted by: HR gettin' her Hoiball on at December 04, 2014 11:49 PM (ImIut) 259
The worst part of Lena Dunham isn't her body. While it's sad, that at only 28, she's clearly past her "best before" date, it's her toxic personality that really makes her ugly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2014 11:50 PM (8Fl6F) 260
Easy. The two of them doing what lesbians do, then inviting Justice Sotomayor to join in.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2014 11:47 PM (Id9T2) ***** Add Elena Kagan as the cuckolded in this mashup. I denounce myself repeatedly now. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 04, 2014 11:50 PM (2qBk+) 261
And it makes a point. A handwritten letter will ultimately out last email, and be valued far more.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 04, 2014 11:35 PM (/GgDU) Any girl, who dated a guy who attended a different college, will tell you how great letters are. Also, they give you something to burn after you break up. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2014 11:50 PM (Id9T2) 262
German filming it?
Lots of leather. And crops. Plus chains probably. And it would still be putting lipstick on dri schewin Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 04, 2014 11:51 PM (7f5Ol) 263
re: FMK - Lena or Hillary Helps to compare like to like. College: Lena http://tinyurl.com/mqvy3tm College: Hillary http://tinyurl.com/lq9gawk Even allowing for a half century of cosmetics technology advancement and the unfortunate fashion choices of bell-bottom era feminists, Hill's a beast. Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 04, 2014 11:51 PM (kdS6q) Posted by: Vendette at December 04, 2014 11:51 PM (2IpUc) 265
Easy. The two of them doing what lesbians do, then inviting Justice Sotomayor to join in.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2014 11:47 PM (Id9T2) You forgot Elana Kagen Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 11:48 PM (RMo/a) That's a man, baby! Posted by: Austin Powers at December 04, 2014 11:52 PM (lN8KC) 266
Most recent picture of my pen pals. And the PO here will send a letter for free, anything up to 13 oz.
Posted by: Bomber at December 04, 2014 11:52 PM (jY5JG) 267
Hillary, lena, madelain not so bright, in a three way the stuff liberals dreams are made of.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 04, 2014 11:52 PM (ucDmr) 268
Well, since you can no longer discriminate based on sex, whichever showers they choose.
Religious schools are exempt. I can only imagine enrollment number increases for them. Posted by: Jen the original at December 04, 2014 11:37 PM (oOlEN) So guys can use the girls' shower room. Isn't that lovely. Your 14 year old daughter has no right to privacy. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2014 11:53 PM (Id9T2) 269
A college buddy of mine would see an ugly chick and say "negative boner."
That's what Lena Dunham does to men. Posted by: Iasonas at December 04, 2014 11:54 PM (DU875) 270
226 If you want to Stand With Hillary, do you need to bring your own walker?
Posted by: Splunge at December 04, 2014 11:37 PM (qyomX) IIRC didn't McCain give that "Stand with me" speech when he accepted the nomination? As I recall it was the only decent thing about his campaign, other than Sarah Palin. Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2014 11:55 PM (Id9T2) 271
Most recent picture of my pen pals. And the PO here will send a letter for free, anything up to 13 oz.
You're a lucky guy Bomber. I hope your kids get a lot of Christmas wishes. Posted by: dartist at December 04, 2014 11:56 PM (ahBY0) 272
266 Most recent picture of my pen pals. And the PO here will send a letter for free, anything up to 13 oz.
Posted by: Bomber at December 04, 2014 11:52 PM (jY5JG Nicely staged. I bet big brother & little sis duke it out once in awhile Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 04, 2014 11:56 PM (RMo/a) 273
Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 04, 2014 11:39 PM (GEICT)
My dad used to give us sips of beer. Do people still do that, or would you be reported to CPS? Posted by: nerdygirl at December 04, 2014 11:57 PM (Id9T2) 274
194 152 Hah, NYPD blocks cell phones and wifi at the protests. No one can get video out live.
Posted by: Dr Pine's House of Pie at December 04, 2014 11:21 PM (Yv3sQ That's actually stupid, and dangerous... and probably illegal. How can people call 911 if they need an ambulance? How can someone trapped in the crowd call for help? How can someone trapped in the buildings AROUND the riot... innocent people... call out if they do not have a land line... And as the airwaves are governed by the Feds via the FCC... did they ask? Posted by: The Big Bad Wolf at December 04, 2014 11:30 PM (f0pWu) Better to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 04, 2014 11:58 PM (+Fae7) 275
>>> Nicely staged. I bet big brother little sis duke it out once in awhile
Not yet, but it's coming. They shared a room until recently, but we finally got the other bedroom renovated, so now they're both happy. Posted by: Bomber at December 04, 2014 11:58 PM (jY5JG) 276
How can people call 911 if they need an ambulance?
How can someone trapped in the crowd call for help? Doesn't matter. The "protestors" have been blocking ambulances & shooting at fire trucks. Posted by: Adriane the Social Media Critic ... at December 05, 2014 12:00 AM (P+IZm) 277
Posted by: Bomber at December 04, 2014 11:58 PM (jY5JG)
All kidding aside. Cute and sweet children. Gods speed so you can come back to them soon Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2014 12:00 AM (RMo/a) 278
267 -- Chavez the Hugo -- Hillary, lena, madelain not so bright, in a three way the stuff liberals dreams are made of.
God would smite the city where it happens... Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 05, 2014 12:00 AM (/mTq0) 279
Uh, oh.
Bomber has sired a soul-stealer. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2014 12:00 AM (vPh3W) Posted by: DC in River City at December 05, 2014 12:01 AM (e+1S5) 281
NYPD is treating what the protestors are doing like its a war. So of course you kill the other guy's command and control so you have mastery over the battle space.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 12:02 AM (7f5Ol) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2014 12:02 AM (vPh3W) 283
Did anyone watch Peter Pan tonight?
When Walken was on the deck of the ship, did you expect to see Natalie Woods' body bob up and down in the ocean? Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 05, 2014 12:03 AM (+Fae7) 284
Cpt Charles, well why is DC not a smoking hole smelling of sulfur and brimstone?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 12:04 AM (7f5Ol) 285
282 God would smite the city where it happens...
Posted by: CPT ----- It's happened before.. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2014 12:02 AM (vPh3W) I've forgotten my Old Testament history, but yes several got it Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2014 12:04 AM (RMo/a) 286
282
God would smite the city where it happens... Posted by: CPT ----- It's happened before.. ================= Not in legit porn anyway.... Posted by: exdem13 at December 05, 2014 12:04 AM (/mTq0) 287
189 Speed of lightning, roar of thunder
fighting all who rob or plunder Underballs. Underballs! Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 04, 2014 11:29 PM Son of a bitch, you beat me to it!!!! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 05, 2014 12:05 AM (UQP/S) 288
I wonder if I should really post my feelings on having to watch this indie film...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 12:05 AM (7f5Ol) 289
When Walken was on the deck of the ship, did you expect to see Natalie Woods' body bob up and down in the ocean?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 05, 2014 12:03 AM (+Fae7) You are a sick person. That's why you're one of us Posted by: kbdabear at December 05, 2014 12:06 AM (GrXXa) 290
Hrm. Local burger joint is making a "Rudolph patty melt" out of ground venison.
Posted by: HR gettin' her Hoiball on at December 05, 2014 12:06 AM (ImIut) 291
Hah, NYPD blocks cell phones and wifi at the protests. No one can get video out live. Posted by: Dr Pine's House of Pie at December 04, 2014 11:21 PM (Yv3sQ That's actually stupid, and dangerous... and probably illegal. How can people call 911 if they need an ambulance? How can someone trapped in the crowd call for help? How can someone trapped in the buildings AROUND the riot... innocent people... call out if they do not have a land line... And as the airwaves are governed by the Feds via the FCC... did they ask? Posted by: The Big Bad Wolf at December 04, 2014 11:30 PM (f0pWu)
---------------- Well, I've heard some New Yawkers saying that they wished that the city was gritty and edgy like it was in the 70s.... No cell phones in the 70s. Posted by: Darth Randall at December 05, 2014 12:07 AM (KlVdw) 292
NYPD is treating what the protestors are doing like
its a war. So of course you kill the other guy's command and control so you have mastery over the battle space. Posted by: Anna Puma Soon they'll be spoofing it with m-i-m injects. Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2014 12:07 AM (TETYm) 293
283 Did anyone watch Peter Pan tonight?
When Walken was on the deck of the ship, did you expect to see Natalie Woods' body bob up and down in the ocean? Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at Laci Peterson Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2014 12:07 AM (RMo/a) 294
Last picture - Autumn moving into her new room. She picked the colors herself.
Posted by: Bomber at December 05, 2014 12:08 AM (jY5JG) 295
Anna - I don't recall that you have any interest in vintage armor. At any rate, last night (?) Dimitry Loza was mentioned. There is a nice interview at http://tinyurl.com/o76xwu3
I was amused to learn that the tankers could not apply any graphics to their tanks without approval by their permanently attached Political Officer. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2014 12:08 AM (vPh3W) 296
"Rudolph patty melt" eh?
HR, that reminds me: the other night I had a dream that I visited an amusement park owned and run by... Ted Nugent. Unfortunately I don't remember most of the details about what the park was like. But that's what I have you all here for, to fill them in for me. :-) Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2014 12:08 AM (fGApK) 297
253 >>>"Ok, you can have a sip of daddy's drink, but it's just between us, ok?" Heh. Princess has learned that if she brings me a beer, and asks in her super-sweet-i-want-something voice "can I have a sip, daddy?" the answer is always yes. Posted by: DC in River City at December 04, 2014 11:48 PM (e+1S5) I remember asking my dad for a sip all the time as a kid. Probably stopped around 10 or so I guess maybe. Don't really remember. Didn't have another until I was 18 on Senior trip to Myrtle Beach. Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2014 12:09 AM (zt+N6) 298
Well, I've heard some New Yawkers saying that they wished that the city was gritty and edgy like it was in the 70s....
No cell phones in the 70s. Posted by: Darth Randall at December 05, 2014 12:07 AM (KlVdw ******** And plenty of COCAINE and no strings attached sex that would't kill you. Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 05, 2014 12:09 AM (jucos) 299
Did anyone watch Peter Pan tonight? When Walken was on the deck of the ship, did you expect to see Natalie Woods' body bob up and down in the ocean?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 05, 2014 12:03 AM (+Fae7) --------------- Nice. *Golf clap* Posted by: Darth Randall at December 05, 2014 12:10 AM (KlVdw) 300
Son of a bitch, you beat me to it!!!!
Copy, paste, search, replace. I'm amazed no one beat me to it. Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2014 12:10 AM (UVfht) 301
Mike Hammer I have a passing interest. But nowhere near Jedi levels.
Of course the Zampolit would have to approve the personal markings. NKVD could not allow the brave raping and looting soldiers of the Red Army to express any counter-revolutionary fervor after all. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 12:10 AM (7f5Ol) 302
the other night I had a dream that I visited an amusement park owned and run by... Ted Nugent.
That would be a good place for a meetup. Posted by: HR gettin' her Hoiball on at December 05, 2014 12:10 AM (ImIut) 303
"Yeah, those two were a toss up, but the only other Captain I could think of offhand was Kangaroo"
Even he looks like Paul Bunyan next to our Beta Elite Posted by: Capt Obvious at December 05, 2014 12:10 AM (AWwDY) 304
I was amused to learn that the tankers could not
apply any graphics to their tanks without approval by their permanently attached Political Officer. Posted by: Mike Hammer, That might be current policy here. Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2014 12:11 AM (TETYm) 305
Peter Pan is classified as young fantasy fiction, but I know folks who would instead classify it as dystopian sci-fi.
'Cuz let's face it, it oftentimes looks as if in the future, all men will really be women. ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2014 12:11 AM (fGApK) Posted by: The Spicy Hat at December 05, 2014 12:11 AM (lN8KC) 307
>>>And plenty of COCAINE and no strings attached sex that would't kill you.
It was a simpler time. A better time. Posted by: DC in River City at December 05, 2014 12:11 AM (e+1S5) 308
I wonder if I should really post my feelings on having to watch this indie film...
Feelings, Nothing more than feeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings, Feelings like I shouldn't have watch this ... Innnnnnnnnnnnn dee film ... Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 05, 2014 12:11 AM (P+IZm) 309
Last picture - Autumn moving into her new room. She picked the colors herself.
Posted by: Bomber at December 05, 2014 12:08 AM (jY5JG) I have to hand it to her for picking two shades of pink rather than one color all the way around. Posted by: Vendette at December 05, 2014 12:12 AM (2IpUc) 310
305 Peter Pan is classified as young fantasy fiction, but I know folks who would instead classify it as dystopian sci-fi.
'Cuz let's face it, it oftentimes looks as if in the future, all men will really be women. ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2014 12:11 AM Only women bleed Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2014 12:12 AM (RMo/a) 311
Cpt Charles, well why is DC not a smoking hole smelling of sulfur and brimstone?
Posted by: Anna ------------------------ Perhaps waiting for the last degenerate politician to move in? It will take several to compensate for Barney Frank having moved out. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2014 12:13 AM (/GgDU) 312
LOL.
Gawker is calling tonight's Peter Pan Live "the worst three-hour drag show we've ever seen." Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2014 12:13 AM (fGApK) Posted by: Al Swearengen at December 05, 2014 12:14 AM (qEbI0) 314
>>> I have to hand it to her for picking two shades of pink rather than one color all the way around.
She wanted several other colors too, Mommy made her pick two. Posted by: Bomber at December 05, 2014 12:14 AM (jY5JG) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2014 12:15 AM (/GgDU) 316
College: Hillary
http://tinyurl.com/lq9gawk Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 04, 2014 11:51 PM (kdS6q) The goggles, they do nothing!!! Posted by: kbdabear at December 05, 2014 12:15 AM (GrXXa) 317
Hey y'all. Got a letter from home this week, from both my kids. Better than anything I've gotten electronically. Click my name to read it.
Posted by: Bomber at December 04, 2014 11:32 PM Bomber, that was awesome! "Well I have no idea what she wrote"...your son is gonna rock. Stay safe and get back safely to the heart of America. T Posted by: Farmer at December 05, 2014 12:15 AM (o/90i) 318
312 LOL.
Gawker is calling tonight's Peter Pan Live "the worst three-hour drag show we've ever seen." Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2014 12:13 AM (fGApK) They've reviewed that many?. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2014 12:15 AM (RMo/a) 319
313 - Uh, oh. One of the forbidden words.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2014 12:15 AM (/GgDU) Posted by: Keith Richards at December 05, 2014 12:16 AM (P+IZm) 321
She wanted several other colors too, Mommy made her pick two.
Posted by: Bomber at December 05, 2014 12:14 AM (jY5JG) At least they go together. Posted by: Vendette at December 05, 2014 12:17 AM (2IpUc) 322
So I guess Adriane really wants to hear my take on it...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 12:17 AM (7f5Ol) 323
321 She wanted several other colors too, Mommy made her pick two.
Posted by: Bomber at December 05, 2014 12:14 AM (jY5JG) At least they go together. Posted by: Vendette at December 05, 2014 12:17 AM (2IpUc) The room of a princess. Reminds me of my girls at that age Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2014 12:18 AM (RMo/a) 324
Goodnight morons. Be well.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2014 12:19 AM (RMo/a) 325
Of course Oakland has to join in and out-thug any protests going on in NYC
I wonder if zombie has any reports from the Bay Area Posted by: kbdabear at December 05, 2014 12:20 AM (GrXXa) 326
Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 12:17 AM (7f5Ol)
Well, start with a scale: 0 - Plan Nine From Outer Space 10 - Bladerunner Posted by: Adriane the Indie Film Critic ... at December 05, 2014 12:21 AM (P+IZm) 327
Peter Pan Live? was that the Bears game?
Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2014 12:21 AM (TETYm) 328
Sheesh, there are 2 Hood Rat dickheads sitting in a POS car with banging 12s getting their "I don't gave a duck if you have to sleep" on right now. Maybe they could be persuaded to be a little quieter and nicer if it we're explained to them that I were one of those that are working in the morning to pay for their free shit.
I know, just crazy talk. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 05, 2014 12:22 AM (2qBk+) 329
The two of them doing what lesbians do.... Posted by: nerdygirl Arguing in the kitchenware department of Pottery Barn over which dinner setting to buy? Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 05, 2014 12:22 AM (kdS6q) 330
I'm out. Good night, all!!!!!
Posted by: Vendette at December 05, 2014 12:23 AM (2IpUc) 331
Allison Williams won $7 million in court against a film that was going around. Bing her name with the filter off and tell me that's not her.
Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2014 12:23 AM (ahBY0) 332
John Schindler @20committee
TNR is gone: Group of lefty Harvard grads overthrew older group of lefty Harvard grads. #YAWN John Schindler @20committee I felt bad about TNR's demise, then I remembered how insufferably smug they are and I felt suddenly better. Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 05, 2014 12:23 AM (ZPrif) 333
GN, Vendette , Misanthropic Humanitarian ...
Posted by: Adriane the Indie Film Critic ... at December 05, 2014 12:24 AM (P+IZm) 334
Laci Peterson
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 05, 2014 12:07 AM (RMo/a) Only if Walken was in the boat with Scott Peterson. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 05, 2014 12:24 AM (+Fae7) 335
MWNP - spotlight on them usually works, cockroaches too.
Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2014 12:24 AM (TETYm) 336
312
LOL. Gawker is calling tonight's Peter Pan Live "the worst three-hour drag show we've ever seen." ============== Hey what do you know, there are some hipsters out there who can't think of a happy thought in order to fly. Posted by: exdem13 at December 05, 2014 12:25 AM (/mTq0) 337
Was she the news reporter who was banging her camera guy?
Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2014 12:26 AM (TETYm) 338
>>>Maybe they could be persuaded to be a little quieter and nicer
A whiff of grapeshot always does the trick Posted by: DC in River City at December 05, 2014 12:27 AM (e+1S5) 339
Well Adriane it probably would help this movie if it was just one story. But the title is Sequence and its composed of four shorts - "Yazoo Women, Dreamscape, The Temperature of Father Martin," and "Never Cold in Vegas."
The only one of the four to have a definable beginning, middle, and end is also the shortest and first shown - "Yazoo Women." Three good ol boys deliver to this woman in a faux leopard print blouse and tight black skirt a riding mower. They get invited inside for a drink of water and find out its a divorce party. The boys get picked up by a few of the cougars. And last shot the boys are driving back in their pick-up and then you notice one of the cougars is all snuggled tight on the driver. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 12:27 AM (7f5Ol) 340
Now that I think about it, doesn't Mossberg make a pistol grip scattergun called the Persuader?
Posted by: DC in River City at December 05, 2014 12:28 AM (e+1S5) 341
Was she the news reporter who was banging her camera guy?
I don't want to start any shit but it sure looks like her. Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2014 12:28 AM (ahBY0) 342
MWNP - spotlight on them usually works, cockroaches too.
Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2014 12:24 AM (TETYm) ****** Timing of your comment is funny as he'll, cuz the spotlight is exactly what I did. 3rd car is an Ex Police Cruiser. Roaches do tend to scurry under intense light situations. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 05, 2014 12:29 AM (2qBk+) 343
OMG Bomber, they've gotten so big. Where did the time go? I remember you posting the pic of Bomber Jr holding her right after she was bornZ
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 05, 2014 12:32 AM (UQP/S) 344
284 -- Anna -- well why is DC not a smoking hole smelling of sulfur and brimstone?
Apparently there are 20 righteous men present inside the Beltway... ...just don't ask me where they're hiding tho... Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 05, 2014 12:32 AM (/mTq0) 345
"Even he looks like Paul Bunyan next to our Beta Elite"
Hey, Captain Kangaroo was an active-duty Marine during WWII (though the war ended before he saw combat). Posted by: Thug Advice Columnist at December 05, 2014 12:32 AM (y+NVD) 346
Remember, Lena Dunham thinks its really subversive that her friend Ashley Williams was cast as Peter Pan for that crapfest.
Posted by: buzzion at December 05, 2014 12:33 AM (zt+N6) 347
I had a loser running an RC down the street, at 3AM. I have a very bright flashlight - the candlepowerforum is great - with which I jacklighted him. He scattered and hasn't come back.
Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2014 12:34 AM (TETYm) 348
Anna -- well why is DC not a smoking hole smelling of sulfur and brimstone?
Apparently there are 20 righteous men present inside the Beltway... ...just don't ask me where they're hiding tho... Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 05, 2014 12:32 AM (/mTq0) The problem is if they were turned into pillars of salt, the salt would be TlCl, and innocents might use the salt in the burning times... Posted by: The Thallic Hat at December 05, 2014 12:35 AM (lN8KC) 349
"Underballs": The script that caused Sean Connery to leave the series...
Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 05, 2014 12:35 AM (XO6WW) 350
DC - Mossberg has made some odd stuff.
.410 pump : http://tinyurl.com/l2h5fgq Note 'Spreader Choke' How about a Tactical Over & Under? http://tinyurl.com/lma4z5m Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2014 12:35 AM (/GgDU) 351
...just don't ask me where they're hiding tho...
Somewhere where they won't be offered to visitors to the city? Posted by: Adriane the Pillar of Salt Critic ... at December 05, 2014 12:36 AM (P+IZm) 352
Still not clear to me exactly what happened in Chechnya yesterday. Did some crazies act up while Putin's focus was on Ukraine? Or did Putin just put on a show of force to look tough right before his State of the Union national address?
Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 05, 2014 12:37 AM (ZPrif) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 12:37 AM (7f5Ol) 354
204 Hey y'all. Got a letter from home this week, from both my kids. Better than anything I've gotten electronically. Click my name to read it.
Posted by: Bomber at December 04, 2014 11:32 PM (jY5JG) That is the best thing I've read since....ever. I wrote to my mom every week in college, and she kept them. She sent some of them back to me recently, and it's all things I had completely forgotten. Letters are a treasure, so make sure you keep this one so that when Autumn becomes a bestselling author, she can see her awesome beginnings. Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 05, 2014 12:37 AM (g+qqc) 355
Lena must have mistaken a girlfriend with a cucumber with "Barry".
Posted by: Al Swearengen at December 05, 2014 12:39 AM (qEbI0) 356
And last shot the boys are driving back in their pick-up and then you notice one of the cougars is all snuggled tight on the driver.
As her human form or feline form? Posted by: Adriane the Indie Film Critic ... at December 05, 2014 12:39 AM (P+IZm) 357
Jean - What light do you have?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2014 12:40 AM (/GgDU) 358
Well, I gotta to to work. See y'all around. I still lurk, but thanks to a crappy schedule and crappier internet, my posting is pretty much limited to Thursday and Saturday ONTs.
Posted by: Bomber at December 05, 2014 12:40 AM (jY5JG) 359
A were-cougar ... wow how to turn a funny little vignette into well what could be a cool horror concept.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 12:41 AM (7f5Ol) 360
Worst, worst part of the Dunham story:
after she'd finish with the cucumber, she'd try to take it back to the store for a refund. "It's all sticky!!" Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2014 12:41 AM (fGApK) 361
Hammer the SA-20 for defense of croft and kin are interesting. 20g autoloaders with ghost ring sights - if you can't afford a Benelli.
Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2014 12:41 AM (TETYm) 362
As her human form or feline form?
Posted by: Adriane the Indie Film Critic ... at December 05, 2014 12:39 AM (P+IZm) Reminds me of this: http://bit.ly/1ylu1bG Posted by: The Nekomimi Hat at December 05, 2014 12:41 AM (lN8KC) 363
Hammer - I have many, too many. So many I have to lie to my wife about them, its an addiction.
Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2014 12:42 AM (TETYm) 364
Take care Bomber...lots of cold beer waiting wherever you get home.
Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2014 12:43 AM (ahBY0) 365
That is the best thing I've read since....ever. I wrote to my mom every week in college, and she kept them. She sent some of them back to me recently, and it's all things I had completely forgotten. Letters are a treasure, so make sure you keep this one so that when Autumn becomes a bestselling author, she can see her awesome beginnings.
Posted by: tcn in AK ------------- After my mother passed away, I found that she had kept all of my letters over the years in a box. There should have been more than there were... I have hers to me also also. Then, there are the letters from assorted girl friends. Sadly the scented ones have faded, scent-wise. Young people today are missing a LOT. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2014 12:43 AM (/GgDU) 366
Well, I gotta to to work. See y'all around. I still lurk, but thanks to a crappy schedule and crappier internet, my posting is pretty much limited to Thursday and Saturday ONTs.
Posted by: Bomber at December 05, 2014 12:40 AM Be well Bomber. T...down the street Posted by: Farmer at December 05, 2014 12:43 AM (o/90i) 367
Hat, that gal has issues... Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 12:44 AM (7f5Ol) 368
Hammer the SA-20 for defense of croft and kin are interesting. 20g autoloaders with ghost ring sights
--------------- Ah, the railed version. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2014 12:46 AM (/GgDU) 369
Hey y'all. Got a letter from home this week, from
both my kids. Better than anything I've gotten electronically. Click my name to read it. Posted by: Bomber at December 04, 2014 11:32 PM (jY5JG) That was great!! Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2014 12:46 AM (FMbng) 370
If you ever read the original script for Peter Pan you wouldn't let your kids anyway NEAR it.
Let's just say "Uncle J.M." shouldn't be left to babysit the boys and leave it at that.... Posted by: richard mcenroe at December 05, 2014 12:46 AM (XO6WW) 371
Hat, that gal has issues... Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 12:44 AM (7f5Ol) Word. *Gets out catgirl gun* Posted by: Sanada at December 05, 2014 12:46 AM (lN8KC) 372
S'long Bomber.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 05, 2014 12:46 AM (/GgDU) 373
UFO Ultra Maiden Valkyrie... or Val-chan for short.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 12:47 AM (7f5Ol) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 12:49 AM (7f5Ol) 375
Worst, worst part of the Dunham story:
after she'd finish with the cucumber, she'd try to take it back to the store for a refund. "It's all sticky!!" Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2014 12:41 AM (fGApK) Somehow I don't think she would use a cucumber. It might be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. I'm betting she is gourd girl. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2014 12:50 AM (FMbng) Posted by: That Chicken at December 05, 2014 12:51 AM (uqV2n) 377
Reminds me of this:
http://bit.ly/1ylu1bG I was expecting ... http://www.onlinenursingdegrees.org/images/dennis-avner.jpg Posted by: Adriane the Indie Film Critic ... at December 05, 2014 12:52 AM (P+IZm) 378
Berserker, with or without the candle inside?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2014 12:52 AM (fGApK) 379
Somehow I don't think she would use a cucumber. It might be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. I'm betting she is gourd girl.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2014 12:50 AM (FMbng) Dunham = "Mordor" http://tinyurl.com/kwz8asz NSFW Posted by: Boromir at December 05, 2014 12:54 AM (lN8KC) 380
http://www.onlinenursingdegrees.org/images/dennis-avner.jpg
Posted by: Adriane the Indie Film Critic ... at December 05, 2014 12:52 AM (P+IZm) http://tinyurl.com/qb4eq7s Posted by: Yukari at December 05, 2014 12:55 AM (lN8KC) 381
I find these new Viagra commercials with the Wimmenz talkers oddly exciting. Is that so wrong?
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at December 05, 2014 12:55 AM (jucos) 382
Hammer an S30R 1000 lumen rechargeable is inbound, now if I could mount that on my Benelli -- hmmm
Posted by: Jean at December 05, 2014 12:56 AM (TETYm) 383
Lena? More like Za'ha'Dum
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 12:56 AM (7f5Ol) 384
Some interesting work on the genetics of sub-Saharan Africans.
One interesting bit is much of the, often remarked upon, genetic diversity across Africa is a function of quite recent Eurasian mixing, on a historical scale. In particular, the rise and fall of ancient Egypt left a huge imprint on east African genetics. The Bantu explosion is how the Bantu farmers exploded in population and swamped the hunter-gatherer tribes across Africa. This new ability to reconstruct human history through DNA analysis is quite amazing. Back to Africa and the Bantu Explosion http://www.unz.com/gnxp/back-to-africa-and-the-bantu-explosion/ Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 05, 2014 12:56 AM (ZPrif) 385
Somehow I don't think she would use a cucumber. It might be like
throwing a hot dog down a hallway. I'm betting she is gourd girl. If you're not from Chicago then that must be universal...lol Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2014 12:57 AM (ahBY0) 386
Lena? More like Za'ha'Dum
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 12:56 AM (7f5Ol) Who would you rather sex up: Lena Dunham or a Shadow? Posted by: Zathras at December 05, 2014 01:00 AM (lN8KC) 387
Berserker, with or without the candle inside?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 05, 2014 12:52 AM (fGApK) I guess it depends if you're planning on doing any spelunking or not. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2014 01:00 AM (FMbng) 388
Mr. Mordin is looking better all the time. Even though his head is presently on a pike.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 01:01 AM (7f5Ol) Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 01:03 AM (ZEeN4) 390
Dammit, I lost my watch again...
Posted by: dartist at December 05, 2014 01:04 AM (ahBY0) 391
Bomber... you're a lucky dad. Cherish it for as long as it lasts.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 05, 2014 01:04 AM (/mTq0) 392
Who would you rather sex up: Lena Dunham or a Shadow?
Posted by: Zathras at December 05, 2014 01:00 AM (lN8KC) Probably a shadow. At least you might get a cool ship out of the deal. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2014 01:05 AM (FMbng) Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 01:05 AM (ZEeN4) 394
Mike Hammer, Anna, Jean - re armor art, I swear I recall seeing (photo - wasn't "over there" for that round) an Abrams during Desert Storm with "Suck On This" painted on the main gun barrel.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2014 01:06 AM (afQnV) 395
382 -- Jean -- If worse comes to worse... electrical tape.
Easy to apply, easy to fiddle with, or remove. Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 05, 2014 01:08 AM (/mTq0) 396
Mr. Mordin is looking better all the time. Even though his head is presently on a pike.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 01:01 AM (7f5Ol) I have tentacles... Posted by: Londo Molari at December 05, 2014 01:08 AM (lN8KC) Posted by: Piercello at December 05, 2014 01:10 AM (JybVy) 398
394 -- rhomboid -- Never saw that one, but I did see one with "Killer Angel" on it.
Who says soldiers aren't literate... Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 05, 2014 01:11 AM (/mTq0) 399
Costanza - I only checked briefly on the youtube link and one news site, but it appears some jihadis attacked a police checkpoint in Grozny and then occupied the Press House (journalists' center) downtown. The Chechen leader was starting to implement a security operation at the time. I haven't followed up so don't know the rest.
Like so much else I used to either follow closely or actually be involved in, I've completely lost track of things in Chechnya. But it appears that indelicate Russian (i.e., normal, historically and world-wide) methods have kept Chechnya under Russian control. Having done both, I think I prefer reading about the version told by Lermontov (Hero of Our Times) to being briefed on or partaking in the modern Caucasus story. Not all that much has changed. Should find a copy, would be good practice to jump start my atrophied russki as well. Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2014 01:16 AM (afQnV) 400
Desert Storm/Operation Granby was probably the last combat where very non-PC nose art could flower.
USAF F-16C named Code One Candy pops to mind - http://tinyurl.com/n9jdguo. Hammer Time - http://tinyurl.com/om3durf Another F-16 was 'Wild Child' and had Spaceman Spiff from Calvin and Hobbes - http://tinyurl.com/nk76vfx RAF had a slew from Buster Gonads to Fiona. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 01:18 AM (7f5Ol) 401
The TV just told me they caught the stabber in Dubai. I find it hard to believe they actually caught the person who did the murder. The crime was so heinous and such bad international publicity for Dubai, I think they cherry picked some lowlife criminal to pin the murder on. Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 01:19 AM (ZEeN4) Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 01:23 AM (ZEeN4) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 01:23 AM (7f5Ol) Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 05, 2014 01:23 AM (ZPrif) 405
I think it might Abu Dabi not Dubai. I dunno. Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 01:24 AM (ZEeN4) 406
Anyone know if "bomb art" still happens (since we're still, feebly, in that business, a little)? Some great WWII stuff I've seen in photos, of course.
Actually there was an editorial cartoon from 1991, right after the start of the air campaign, with sequential bombs falling and the words "With apologies for my rude letter - G Bush" painted on them. Fantastic. Of course that was 2,000 years ago, it seems. And that letter given by Baker to Tariq Aziz in Geneva, a pretty amazing document even by post-WWII standards, is literally unimaginable now. Posted by: rhomboid at December 05, 2014 01:25 AM (afQnV) 407
Should go to bed. After midnight.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 01:23 AM (7f5Ol) If I may dissent... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEeJbXcxy1k Posted by: Rob Halford at December 05, 2014 01:25 AM (lN8KC) 408
I tell my true stories, the difference between Dunham and me is that mine are actually true.
Just like that piece of shit who made millions off of that piece of shit book and movie "Jarhead." Those who served with me, who witness me breaking bitches, those who have seen me wade into a tsunami of abuse, They would support me, but since my stories are based on my times as a Marine, I would never ask them to validate it, though were I to, they would. What is different between Wickedpinto and all of the "true stories" of the lefty accolytes? Hint, nothing, though there is ONE important difference. Mesa has witnessed some of my true stories, as has steve ,one of them, I forget which one, and If I call on my friends, they will support it because they don't like their friend, me, being abused. That's WHAT MARINES DO! But I would never ask, and also, the big BIG BIG GIGANTIC difference? I'm not getting paid, and even if I were I wouldn't lie about my friends, I wouldn't lie about myself, and I ESPECIALLY wouldn't accuse anyone of ONE FUCKING THING without giving a name. Posted by: wickedpinto at December 05, 2014 01:30 AM (SfYd6) 409
Well at least it was not a clip from Gremlins....
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 05, 2014 01:30 AM (7f5Ol) Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 01:31 AM (ZEeN4) 411
And except for the fact that the only upriver passage into Cambodia had
been permanently blocked to all boat traffic long before 1968. ************************* Not for everyone. Posted by: Colonel Walter E. Kurtz at December 05, 2014 01:31 AM (5f5bM) Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 01:32 AM (ZEeN4) 413
It's like 2007 again! Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 01:33 AM (ZEeN4) 414
Hey, good people. Good evening (morning?).
Ugh. I just got home a few minutes ago - 1:30 EST. Finished setting all the tile in that bathroom, grout tomorrow. I'm getting too old for this... Whoever it wss that brought up Roger Miller last night, Thank You I guess. As earworms go, King Of The Road ain't too bad. But I was singing it to myself All.Day. Long. Posted by: shredded chi at December 05, 2014 01:35 AM (56XFm) 415
Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 01:33 AM (ZEeN4)
We would like to apply for the open positions of private therapists... Posted by: Harry Reid and Roman Polanski at December 05, 2014 01:35 AM (lN8KC) Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 01:37 AM (ZEeN4) 417
Posted by: wickedpinto at December 05, 2014 01:30 AM
------------------ And there's a name I haven't seen in what seems like a decade! Posted by: shredded chi at December 05, 2014 01:39 AM (56XFm) Posted by: Arbalest at December 05, 2014 01:40 AM (FlRtG) 419
Could be worse, Soothsayer, there's always Ravel's Bolero.
tut, tacata-tut, tacata-tut, tut, tut, tacata-tut, tacata-tacata-tacata... aaaaand repeat for 400 bars. The snare part that makes or breaks orchestral auditions. Posted by: Piercello at December 05, 2014 01:41 AM (JybVy) Posted by: Al Sharpton in late night at December 05, 2014 01:42 AM (A6vWB) 421
As earworms go, King Of The Road ain't too bad. But I was singing it to myself All.Day. Long.
Posted by: shredded chi at December 05, 2014 01:35 AM (56XFm) leftists for sale or rent shoot until your ammo's spent I mean fuck it, if you're going to have an ear worm, might as well make it worth while. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2014 01:42 AM (FMbng) 422
Also, hey, a WickedPinto sighting!!!
Posted by: Piercello at December 05, 2014 01:42 AM (JybVy) Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 01:42 AM (ZEeN4) 424
Could be worse, Soothsayer, there's always Ravel's Bolero.
tut, tacata-tut, tacata-tut, tut, tut, tacata-tut, tacata-tacata-tacata... aaaaand repeat for 400 bars. The snare part that makes or breaks orchestral auditions. Posted by: Piercello at December 05, 2014 01:41 AM (JybVy) A counterpoint: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vuj5toLeyY8 Posted by: Jeff Beck at December 05, 2014 01:43 AM (lN8KC) Posted by: Jeff Beck at December 05, 2014 01:43 AM (lN8KC) 426
Welll, hello there, Soothsayer.
Posted by: The Barrel at December 05, 2014 01:43 AM (UVfht) Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 01:44 AM (ZEeN4) 428
GET IN MAH BELLY!
Posted by: The Barrel at December 05, 2014 01:44 AM (UVfht) 429
Barrelero?
Posted by: Piercello at December 05, 2014 01:44 AM (JybVy) Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 01:45 AM (ZEeN4) Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2014 01:45 AM (UVfht) Posted by: The Barrel at December 05, 2014 01:46 AM (UVfht) Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 01:46 AM (ZEeN4) Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2014 01:46 AM (UVfht) 435
hint: Tennessee Ernie Ford Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 01:47 AM (ZEeN4) Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2014 01:48 AM (UVfht) 437
If you see me comin', better step aside A lotta men didn't, a lotta men died One fist of iron, the other of steel If the right one don't a-get you Then the left one will Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 01:49 AM (ZEeN4) Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 05, 2014 01:49 AM (/mTq0) Posted by: zombie at December 05, 2014 01:49 AM (K4YiS) Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 01:50 AM (ZEeN4) 441
... the company store.
And c'mon - it's Jeff Beck! I'm willing to give him a pass on embarrelling. Posted by: shredded chi at December 05, 2014 01:50 AM (56XFm) 442
I owe my soul to _______ ??
The record company? Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2014 01:45 AM (UVfht) uggh. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 05, 2014 01:50 AM (FMbng) 443
Ah, but what would an incorrigible home for imaginary boys and girls look like? That's what I want to know.
Posted by: Piercello at December 05, 2014 01:50 AM (JybVy) 444
name of song: Sixteen Tons Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 01:50 AM (ZEeN4) Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2014 01:52 AM (UVfht) 446
Ah, but what would an incorrigible home for imaginary boys and girls look like? This. Ace of Spades HQ comment threads. Really. Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 01:52 AM (ZEeN4) 447
418 -- Arbalest -- Back, or lurking, it matters not.
There's always an open chair at the table of the Horde. Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 05, 2014 01:52 AM (/mTq0) 448
418
Wickedpinto is back ... after all these years? Posted by: Arbalest at ------------------ I know, right? If I see Right Wing Sparkle post then I'll know that Ace really does have a time machine. Or I fell into a wormhole. Posted by: shredded chi at December 05, 2014 01:52 AM (56XFm) Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 01:53 AM (ZEeN4) 450
Any ONT where Maet quotes CS Lewis is a very good ONT.
My favorite Lewis: The Chronicles of Narnia -- no words can sum up how deeply I feel about all seven books. Mere Christianity -- brilliant. He makes one think new thoughts, everything makes sense (it's all logic), plus his prose are lovely. Perelandra -- like a gentle lullaby in the beginning, but it's a graphic retelling of Adam and Eve's Fall. His letters to children, compiled in a book. Lovely man. Lewis I've yet to read and hope to soon: Screwtape Letters Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 05, 2014 01:53 AM (nvq3r) 451
416 -- Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls -- My mil-spec mental firewalls laugh at your feeble earworms.
Bring it... Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 05, 2014 01:54 AM (/mTq0) 452
Now who's being funny.
I thought you were. Did I miss my turn? Here: Floating on a cloud of amber Searching for the rainbow's end Earth so far below me, I'm here alone, free I can't come down __ ____ Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2014 01:54 AM (UVfht) 453
Have you ever read The Hiding Place by Korrie Ten Boom? Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 01:55 AM (ZEeN4) 454
finish the lyrics and name the song!
I owe my soul to _______ ?? Me. Some song not involving a gold fiddle. P.S. Do any of you have any suggestions for something to use aside from a pineapple? Methinks the Dunham family would like it too much. Posted by: The Devil at December 05, 2014 01:55 AM (lN8KC) 455
P.S. Do any of you have any suggestions for something to use aside from a
pineapple? Methinks the Dunham family would like it too much. Rotoplooker wrapped in concertina wire that emits it's own lemon juice and salt? Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2014 01:57 AM (UVfht) 456
Have you ever read The Hiding Place by Korrie Ten Boom?
Can't say that I have. Ever walked the grounds of Dachau? Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2014 01:58 AM (UVfht) 457
shredded chi If I see Right Wing Sparkle post then I'll know that Ace really does have a time machine. Or I fell into a wormhole. ... or manners are being enforced. Posted by: Arbalest at December 05, 2014 01:59 AM (FlRtG) Posted by: Adriane the Indie Film Critic ... at December 05, 2014 02:01 AM (P+IZm) Posted by: ... back in ww iii at December 05, 2014 02:04 AM (fBW52) 460
St. Peter, don'cha call me,
Cause I can't go... I owe my soul ............. to the Company Store. do do do do do da do ... do Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 05, 2014 02:04 AM (P+IZm) 461
423 -- Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys Girls -- Once upon a time, I did QA/QC work at a major food-processing plant.
Nothing I saw there put me off from eating their product... especially when we did test sampling for bacon production... ...mountains, and mountains, of yummy bacon. (You are all now permitted to die of envy...) Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 05, 2014 02:05 AM (/mTq0) 462
Can you overdose on melatonin?
Posted by: shredded chi at December 05, 2014 02:06 AM (56XFm) 463
It's just that I always wondered how they made those big giant turkey breast basketballs that we slice off cold cuts from... Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 05, 2014 02:06 AM (ZEeN4) Posted by: urban problems? what problems? at December 05, 2014 02:10 AM (fBW52) 465
shredded chi at December 05, 2014 02:06 AM (56XFm)
Anthony Zerbe did for The Omega Man and he's still walking around ... Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 05, 2014 02:10 AM (P+IZm) 466
Night all.
Here is "Morning Dew" by the Jeff Beck Group: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AsHvTZASFk Posted by: The Political Hat at December 05, 2014 02:12 AM (lN8KC) 467
Lewis I've yet to read and hope to soon:
Screwtape Letters Posted by: Aslan's Girl at December 05, 2014 01:53 AM (nvq3r) I highly recommend the Screwtape Letters if you haven't already read it. Through chance and sheer boredom I ended up reading a found copy in the 7th grade while killing time everyday in the backseat of a friend's mother's car after wrestling practice. It wasn't the easiest read and I'm sure half of it went over my head but it had a flavor unlike anything else I had ever read before. And it managed to be enlightening and funny even to a kid like me without being preachy or didactic. In retrospect it's clear CS Lewis had a better understanding of true human nature than many psychologists do today. Posted by: Maetenloch at December 05, 2014 02:12 AM (pAlYe) 468
G'night everyone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 05, 2014 02:17 AM (UVfht) 469
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Posted by: Tighter at December 05, 2014 02:18 AM (4vuMP) 470
Adrianne,
I may have watched The Omega Man a lifetime ago - don't remember it. But I did just learn that it was based on I Am Legend, and that the Will Smith flick was the third adaptation of the book. Go know. The question was serious, btw. I want to sleep, and I am beat. I heard about melatonin from the horde & it worked - for about a week. Posted by: shredded chi at December 05, 2014 02:24 AM (56XFm) 471
470 -- shredded chi -- Unfortunately, like anything you put into your system, your body will develop a tolerance for it.
At the risk of giving you info you've already researched, there's this... http://tinyurl.com/6ebtdv My suggestion, stay with a low dosage. And, supplement it with other natural relaxants, perhaps with something as simple as this: http://tinyurl.com/p4467g8 Take your pick... Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 05, 2014 02:41 AM (/mTq0) 472
shredded chi at December 05, 2014 02:24 AM (56XFm)
Argh! melatonin. Sorry. Semi - natural sleep aids: 1 asprin tablet in warm milk. Asprin & not ibupropen or such. Other - warm eye compress. During natural sleep the eyes warm up, during drug induced sleep they don't ... so, trick your body with a warm eye compress. I have had fairly good luck with this one ... Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 05, 2014 02:51 AM (P+IZm) 473
Thanks for that, CAPT.
When I bought this bottle I got the lowest dose I could find - 300 mcg. So even if I take three (which I've done twice), its less than a gram. Unfortunately, I've alwAys had insomnia. I remember lying in my bunk bed as a kid and being awake all night long. Just couldn't get to sleep. I would count the grains of sand in the plaster ceiling... Nowadays, I do physical work all day (sometimes 14 hour days), come home beat like a rented mule, and can't sleep for more than three or four hours at a time - if I can get to sleep. Oh well. Is bourbon "natural"? Posted by: shredded chi at December 05, 2014 02:59 AM (56XFm) 474
shredded chi at December 05, 2014 02:59 AM (56XFm)
As weird as it sounds, maybe try taking 2 naps a night instead of one "longer" sleep. Medieval monks had a nap after their working day. Then up for late evening prayer and meditation, then a longer nap post midnight / 1 am-ish. Since you know you can't sleep, use the intermediate time for reading and such. No vacuuming, though ... Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at December 05, 2014 03:02 AM (P+IZm) 475
Well, if you can't sleep. might as well enjoys some rousing music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK-lBi5r6Jk
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2014 03:16 AM (8Fl6F) 476
Actually, Adrianne, that's kinda what I do when I'm not working crazy hours.
I'll squeeze in an hour nap, then do laundry, read, or do the Sunday NYT & LAT crosswords (yes, Mom still gets the actual "paper" so I get her copy - it's published in my local fishwrap). AnywAy - thanks for the advice! Posted by: shredded chi at December 05, 2014 03:17 AM (0n8bp) 477
AOP - hah! That made me think of Aussie... where's she been, anyway?
*train of thought - my first thought was: Well that's the way it began, we were hand in hand Glen Miller's band was better than before we yelled and screamed for more Yeah, I'm strange. Posted by: shredded chi at December 05, 2014 03:26 AM (0n8bp) 478
Got quiet in here all of a sudden.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2014 04:02 AM (xq1UY) 479
Too quiet, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2014 04:03 AM (xq1UY) 480
Everybody's Mel-A-Tonin kicked in at the same time?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2014 04:03 AM (xq1UY) 481
To be honest, Stringer, I thought I killed the thread.
I was off listening to more Little River Band... Posted by: shredded chi at December 05, 2014 04:05 AM (6wojC) 482
Just saw the new Army recruiting ad and a trailer for the game Minotaur, back to back. That would be the one with a lot of footballish team-talk, then out the door and into the arms of welcoming muzallies, vs the pink-silked boob babe doing Mel Gibson's horseback speech to a chest-pounding army about to face monsters. Must be the same ad agency.
One, of course, is a dangerous violent fantasy sure to lead teenage boys to madness. The other one is just a video game trailer. Your call. Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2014 04:13 AM (xq1UY) 483
Too quiet, if you know what I mean.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2014 04:03 AM That's when you have to worry...when the jungle drums have stopped Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2014 04:16 AM (KCxzN) Posted by: underage Dominican hookers at December 05, 2014 04:17 AM (LvVQC) 485
482 - Stringer
You must have better channels than me. Every other station here has some dude trying to sell me 300 knives for $94. He seems really excited about them, too. Posted by: shredded chi at December 05, 2014 04:24 AM (6wojC) 486
This is second day in a row I fell asleep before 11 & woke up @ 2 am wide awake & no one has been here.
Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2014 04:25 AM (sj3Ax) 487
Well, now I feel like chopped liver...
Posted by: shredded chi at December 05, 2014 04:26 AM (6wojC) 488
Shredded Chi,
My best male friend moved in September 1, it helped both of us. I keep TCM on if I want television on. I quit Fox after Wallace baited Cain in 2011 over rock that was on Perry property with word white people must not say, but it's perfectly fine for POd blacks to call The JEF. Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2014 04:32 AM (sj3Ax) 489
@485
Bought those a few years back in a drunken haze. Low quality high quantity. Good work knives or to give to nephews as presents. Also came with some pretty ridiculous daggers with dragons and shit on em'. Now that I think about it pretty big waste of money. Dan you miller high life Posted by: wisconbowhunter at December 05, 2014 04:32 AM (ETHQn) 490
Liver chopped by 300 knives for $94...
I don't truly understand the renamed American Heroes Channel, which does not appear to have changed its playlist one whit. They're doing mysteries of the Bible. Not bad compared to some of the junior-high level stuff I've been seeing on, say, guns or industrial processes. But as far as I know, there are no Americans in the Bible. It's probably open to some TrueBlood debate, but I don't believe I've run into a Frenchman or Irishman in there, either. Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 05, 2014 04:35 AM (xq1UY) 491
Melatonin help you sleep? I fall asleep too early laftely & wake up in middle of night.
I used to get up & clean house, vacuum, dust, do laundry, but some wake up my older brother & new roommate is oblivious to noises I make. Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2014 04:38 AM (sj3Ax) 492
when it's too early in the morning
but you can't get back to sleep check on ONT chatter you'll soon be snoozing deep ...unless you start chatting, too... Hi, folks. Just passing by on my way back from the bathroom. Wake me again when Vic news starts posting, mmmkay? Posted by: mindful webworker at December 05, 2014 04:56 AM (c3AZU) 493
Mindful Webworker,
I'm sorry if you thought I was t serious about your kitten death. December 4 would have been my late father's 94th birthday. Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2014 05:04 AM (sj3Ax) 494
I had a little work to do. Got it done. Now the old eyelids are getting heavy, so off to bed. Keep well, people.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 05, 2014 05:08 AM (8Fl6F) 495
Good Night Alberta Oil Peon!
Posted by: Carol at December 05, 2014 05:17 AM (sj3Ax) 496
Hello from Way Down Here and I'm lurking ....just popped up to say g'day to shredded chi I've been here, lurking everyday, posting most days even if it's just a couple of posts before bedtime shredded chi - I've accepted the fact that I really don't need a lot of sleep - 4 to 5 hours a night, with a sleepin on Saturday or Sunday, and if I get home early from work I have a nap on the couch - 45 mins max It's just how I am and I really don't worry anymore - why lie around for hours trying to sleep? Now I sign off here, hit the pillow at 2am, after reading a couple of pages of something on my Kindle - and I'm unconscious for 5 hours - wake up refreshed Posted by: aussie at December 05, 2014 05:26 AM (U+r+e) 497
So there I was knee deep in pizza dough. . .
Posted by: Sven10077 at December 05, 2014 05:30 AM (/4AZU) 498
So there I was knee deep in pizza dough. . .
Posted by: Sven10077 at December 05, 2014 05:30 AM You, too? I thought I was alone... When we make pizza, the kids take on the duties: Sauce Boss, Cheese Master, & Toppings Tsar. It takes hours to clean up afterwards Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2014 05:40 AM (KCxzN) 499
498 Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2014 05:40 AM (KCxzN)
My son is regent of pepperoni... mostly I was having flashbacks to my days at Noble Romans Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 05, 2014 05:49 AM (/4AZU) 500
Man. First ghouls looked happy at the dc Christmas tree lighting last night. Meanwhile the rest of the country is gearing up for 60s style race riots
Pics at gateway pundit, weasel zippers and daily mail Awesome. The remainder of his term is going to be harrowing Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2014 05:59 AM (zOTsN) 501
500 Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2014 05:59 AM (zOTsN)
Mommoy and Daddy are both getrting what they want for Kwanzaa cracka ass mofo why the fuck shouldn't we be smilin'? //Worf Jr and Malaria Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 05, 2014 06:05 AM (/4AZU) 502
Shhh shhh ghouls Mommy and Daddy are watching the race riots... I was conceived at Selma and sent 4 years back in time from Kenya to Hawaii in a birthing matrix...
b/c "racist".... //Bronko Bama Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 05, 2014 06:13 AM (/4AZU) 503
Sven I forgot he said that! Maybe his mother told him that. It's better than admitting her vaginal world tour
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2014 06:18 AM (zOTsN) 504
Freaking the fuck out over here as I have to be in NYC, near Times Square this weekend with my parents and a few kids/toddlers. FML.
Posted by: Goldilocks at December 05, 2014 06:22 AM (SgBAA) Posted by: AltonJackson at December 05, 2014 06:22 AM (KCxzN) 506
Well Goldi ... as long as you keep your concealed carry weapon close you'll all be OK.
Oh ... wait ... Posted by: ScoggDog at December 05, 2014 06:25 AM (xWPj1) 507
503 Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2014 06:18 AM (zOTsN)
It does seem to be a chronic problem though.... Democrat Politicians and lies about their lives... 1) Al Gore and his various lies 2) Jungle John Kerry and Xmas in Cambodia with the magic hat 3) Sir Edmund Hillary Clinton being named for a future Mt Everest Hike by a guy who hadn't even climbed New Zealand's highest peak until a year after she was born.... because mom and dad were the ultimate moutaineering fan boy and girl 4) Bronko "Kenya Selma" Obama.... dear Lord you are not allowed to know 85% of his past and the parts you know are not a tissue of lies but a goddamned system of them.... honorary mention Lez Lieawatha Warren and Hey How are ya? Anyway the fact we can't beat these lying cocksuckers for the big prize tells you how effective the media is. Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at December 05, 2014 06:26 AM (/4AZU) 508
Maybe the media is overblowing the protests. Cannibals in the metronome sort of thing. But the blocking of bridges and tunnels. Not great. And if a terrorist infiltrated th protestors. Well. Not great.
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2014 06:28 AM (zOTsN) 509
Its like this Barry guy is just made up.
Posted by: Baraka at December 05, 2014 06:34 AM (LvVQC) 510
Mob surrounded police HQ in NYC. Closed the Staten Island ferry. The Brooklyn bridge. The holland tunnel. West side highway.
Posted by: ThunderB at December 05, 2014 06:39 AM (zOTsN) 511
Glad to see that we, the people of Baltimore had our own protests at the downtown area, and the Washington Memorial lighting last night.
Which reminds me, I just ordered another three bricks the other day. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 05, 2014 06:39 AM (wPA9Q) 512
My supervisor wants me (and all the other clergy in our area) to attend a time of worship and prayers for peace and justice after Ferguson and NYC and discussion lead by the African American clergy of our area I have something else to do and can't go. I want all of the clergy and laypeople to pray for peace and justice. Unfortunately what I can't write to my very nice, intelligent and accomplished and whiter than pale supervisor is that I think justice was achieved in Ferguson and while I think there may be some questions about the incident in NYC I don't know that it was racially motivated. I have been attending various meetings since the 1990's where the clergy are periodically lectured to about white privilege and racism. If I were to go to this meeting on Sunday I expect I'll hear a lot about the unfairness of the justice system but not much about how AA owned businesses were burned by some AA and certainly nothing about how Michael's Brown's actions contributed to his death. If I were to raise this at that meeting I might be considered racist which is not a good thing to be considered by your supervisor. So I guess I have to raise thee concerns with an AA colleague who i will see next week. I guess there are people in the business world who have to deal with this sort of thing too. It's frustrating when you're a person of goodwill and take people as individuals than as part of a group and yet are automatically considered racist merely because you don't accept leftist taking points.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 05, 2014 06:51 AM (FS3xS) Posted by: Golfman in NC at December 05, 2014 06:54 AM (Knixy) 514
Carol? Don't know how you'd get the idea I thought you weren't "serious about ... kitten death." I appreciated your reply, along with everyone's. Didn't have time to acknowledge each one.
Posted by: mindful webworker at December 05, 2014 07:03 AM (2E/Tt) 515
I just assumed Dunham's entire book was made up. Except the part about her little sister.
Posted by: Erowmero at December 05, 2014 08:30 AM (go5uR) 516
I'm a few years past my hormonalprime and I'll be the first to admit that I'm not nearly as driven by what my cock thinks as I used to be.......but even when I was 20 years old and 12 beers in, I can't see myself wanting to fuck Lena Dunham. She's about as un-sexy of a non-morbidly obese woman as I've ever seen. I watched one episode of Girls one time and was amazed that a fuck scene with two totally nude young people could be so non-arousing. To imagine some schmuck actually raping her makes my pussy hurt. Posted by: Pendejo Grande at December 05, 2014 05:05 PM (OZW5B) Processing 0.08, elapsed 0.0953 seconds. |
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