Overnight Open Thread (12-2-2014)

Quote of the Day

"Our cause is never more in danger than when a human, no longer desiring, but still intending, to do our Enemy's will, looks round upon a universe from which every trace of Him seems to have vanished, and asks why he has been forsaken, and still obeys."

-- Screwtape to Wormwood in The Screwtape Letters

Hey Did  You Know That the Co-Founder of the Gay Activist Human Rights Campaign Was Arrested Last Month For Raping a 15 Year Old Boy?

Of course not - the media is too busy obtaining the library records of Elizabeth Lauten. Because like the firemen in Fahrenheit 451 the media's real job these days is the suppression of undesired information.

Terrence Bean [the] 66-year old co-founder of the radical homosexual outfit known as the Human Rights Campaign (HRC)-a misnomer if ever there was one-was arrested in late November on charges that he and his ex-boyfriend raped a fifteen year old boy in a hotel room in Eugene, Oregon.

And the HRC has a lot of fascistic thuggery to answer for:

The organization Mr. Bean founded is the largest "gay" "rights" pressure group in the United States. Its logo-a yellow equals sign on a blue background-is rapidly becoming the internationally recognized symbol of a political movement. In Massachusetts, where I hail from, the symbol is ubiquitous on car bumpers.

The HRC is the homofascist mothership and Bean is its queen. The organization published the illegally obtained donor list of the National Organization for Marriage in order to harass and intimidate its opponents. Its efforts also brought about the downfall of Mozilla CEO Brendan Eich who made the mistake of making a small donation to supporters of California's Proposition 8. The HRC supports forcing private citizens to participate in homosexual weddings. As long as anyone anywhere still maintains the rights of free speech and free exercise of religion, the HRC will not rest.

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And in case you were wondering this is what happens when someone in the media does attempt to commit journalism.

The Appeal of Drunk Hillary

National Enquirer headline: "Boozy Hillary Clinton secret rehab shocker."

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Also: The Two Secrets That Could Sink the Hillary Campaign

Here's the short version for you lazy types: She's a vegan who doesn't drive.

Student Fakes a Rape Threat to Advance Diversity Initiatives

A federal investigation revealed that a racist rape threat against a University of Chicago student activist was actually fake, written by the student's friend to gain support for their cultural-sensitivity initiatives.
Freshman Derek Caquelin posted a threat against junior Vincente Perez on his own Facebook wall on November 18 - and then claimed a racist hacker must have done it.

This is why I now simply assume all campus racial incidents are hoaxes until proven otherwise. But now the activist-hoaxers are upping the ante.

How Not to Win Friends or Advance Your Cause in Any Way

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How To Use Social Justice to Make the Children Cry

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'Social Justice' Monopoly

And it looks about as fun as you'd expect. Why does the left always insist on corrupting existing popular things instead of creating their own?

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An Essay in Two Pictures

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And Yes Shrimp Were Harmed in the Filming of This Video

Taking the Northern Sea Route Home From Siberia

It's only open two months out of the year and is no place for the weak.

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Teh Tweet!

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1 First!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at December 02, 2014 09:45 PM (16bOT)

2 Pants new!
Don't poop!

Posted by: Al Roker at December 02, 2014 09:46 PM (Wuv+a)

3 YAY!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 09:46 PM (ncAtG)

4 I dod it!

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 09:47 PM (/mTq0)

5 The previous thread of the damned has been broken...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 09:48 PM (/mTq0)

6 Yay! I counted a half dozen rage-strokes in this poat alone. Alas, not a record.

Posted by: Chester A. Cognomen, Left eye twitching again at December 02, 2014 09:48 PM (zfw24)

7 Yo....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 09:48 PM (YgRX8)

8 Ont woot woot!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 09:48 PM (W6Tct)

9 Good evening, all!

Posted by: Country Singer at December 02, 2014 09:48 PM (nL0sw)

10 There ya go, CPT!! Nicely played! I totally want to hug you.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 09:48 PM (ncAtG)

11 Love the gif of Mr. Eastwood. Kind of sums things up nicely.

Posted by: Chester A. Cognomen, Left eye twitching again at December 02, 2014 09:48 PM (zfw24)

12 I've always wanted to make the following bumpersticker for my car.

>

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 09:49 PM (BPMYx)

13 Hey, Slap!!! Miss you, love you! xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 09:49 PM (ncAtG)

14 I tried to watch Grand Torino and couldn't.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at December 02, 2014 09:49 PM (b7fkA)

15 So the little yellow equals sign means you support a gay man's "right" to anally raping 15 year old boys.

Good to know.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 02, 2014 09:49 PM (UVfht)

16 The firemen of Fahrenheit 411? What happened to the other 40 heits?

Posted by: Al Roker at December 02, 2014 09:49 PM (Wuv+a)

17 Lauren, who the fuck is gonna buy that? > Maybe I'm just stoopid, but I don't get it.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 09:49 PM (ncAtG)

18 In Reno 451 the firemen got into many zany hijinks.

Posted by: Bumble Bee Che at December 02, 2014 09:50 PM (KG1MP)

19 You know, I have never heard the name of that storeowner.

It's almost like the media would prefer to pretend he didn't exist.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 09:50 PM (MMC8r)

20 Ol' Hill be a bizzy ditch.

Posted by: spooner at December 02, 2014 09:50 PM (jZ/g+)

21 Hello horde,
Maet did you get rid of troll on last thread?
Thank you.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 09:50 PM (sj3Ax)

22 The Human Rights Campaign and Hillary Rodham Clinton have the same initials.

Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: Mindy at December 02, 2014 09:51 PM (zoT3e)

23 Peaches,

Greater than. In response to the = bumper stickers.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 09:51 PM (BPMYx)

24 That doesh it. Imma vote for Hillary.

Posted by: Diane Sawyer at December 02, 2014 09:51 PM (qyomX)

25 *rubs eyes*

Wow! Is that really you, Peaches? Long-time, no-see! How's life treating you, lady?

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at December 02, 2014 09:51 PM (16bOT)

26 In Reno 451 the firemen got into many zany hijinks.

Posted by: Bumble Bee Che at December 02, 2014 09:50 PM

I hate those guys.

Posted by: lt. jim dangle at December 02, 2014 09:51 PM (tBSrv)

27 Social Justice Monopoly... yet another grab for 'the children'.

I surprised they don't have a smiling Stalin in the center of game board.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 09:52 PM (/mTq0)

28 Maet, can you go nuke hector in he previous thread.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 09:52 PM (z/Ubi)

29 Ol' barry be a fupid stuck.

Posted by: spooner at December 02, 2014 09:52 PM (jZ/g+)

30 Somebody on the Twitters recently liked Neil D-Bag Tyson to Deepak Chopra, only with "science" instead of Eastern philosophy.

Posted by: Thrawn at December 02, 2014 09:53 PM (Oo0Xc)

31 Wasn't the original Monopoly designed as an anti-capitalism critique?

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 09:53 PM (BPMYx)

32 Hey, Slap!!! In the "what are we drinking tonight" category, I am slurping tiny glasses of the lovely Port I bought for last Christmas and should have thrown out roughly 11 months ago. Still has not lost any alcohol content, I can testify to that. And waiting for my 'za. Lately, it's all become a bit too much for my dainty nervous system, so i've been watching tv.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 09:53 PM (ncAtG)

33 Getting caught is DC traffic hell is enough to make one homicidal.
Finding out it was caused by douchebag protesters?
Bad move, guys. You will get no sympathy - and possibly escape without injury.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2014 09:54 PM (ABcz/)

34 Neil DeGrasse Chopra

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 02, 2014 09:54 PM (ZPrif)

35 That pederast rape probably occurred a while ago. So, old news.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at December 02, 2014 09:54 PM (qyomX)

36 Best Hillary has looked in years. Booze is good for her.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 09:54 PM (ucDmr)

37 10 -- Peaches -- Yer welcome

I take small unmarked bills... but I'll settle for brownies.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 09:54 PM (/mTq0)

38 They wanted to adopt.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 09:54 PM (ZeBBB)

39 "Wasn't the original Monopoly designed as an anti-capitalism critique?"


Seems I read that. Came out in the 30's in the middle of the Depression.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 09:54 PM (YgRX8)

40 I kinda like that guy's v-neck.

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at December 02, 2014 09:55 PM (DNpio)

41 Yes, shutting down the 14th Street Bridge during morning rushis not going to further one's cause.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at December 02, 2014 09:55 PM (15w2J)

42 31 Wasn't the original Monopoly designed as an anti-capitalism critique?

I think you're right. But Aliens was designed as a Vietnam war allegory. Sometimes, they screw up and create something good without meaning to.

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2014 09:55 PM (qyomX)

43 That picture really encapsulates Social Justice.

As opposed to justice.

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 09:55 PM (0NdlF)

44 Levin is going to be on Hannity.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 09:56 PM (sj3Ax)

45 Social Justice Monopoly... yet another grab for 'the children'. I surprised they don't have a smiling Stalin in the center of game board.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 09:52 PM

Do not pass Moscow. Go directly to gulag.

Posted by: otho at December 02, 2014 09:56 PM (tBSrv)

46 Hector is now pining for the sewers.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 02, 2014 09:56 PM (wqVD1)

47 So, NDT does weed.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 09:56 PM (MMC8r)

48 Putting the tax kitty on Free Parking makes Monopoly socialist.

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2014 09:56 PM (TETYm)

49 The best(worst) part of that Obama donor rape? He videotaped it.
Apparently his younger, immigrant boyfriend had a go, too. But then, when later scorned, ratted on his ex.
Lovely people. /sarc

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2014 09:56 PM (ABcz/)

50 Awesome. Thanks, Maet.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 02, 2014 09:57 PM (I+jk0)

51 36 Best Hillary has looked in years. Booze is good for her.

Thank you. It was a hard job. First we had to tighten up the..oh, booze? Right, that must be it.

Posted by: Hillary's Plastic Surgeon at December 02, 2014 09:57 PM (qyomX)

52 I'd nominate Mr. Bean for public impaling...

...but I suspect he'd enjoy it too much.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 09:57 PM (/mTq0)

53 Did NDT really Twitter that?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 09:57 PM (YgRX8)

54 *cheers!*

..."Lately, it's all become a bit too much for my dainty nervous system, so i've been watching tv."
-Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 09:53 PM (ncAtG)

I hear that. I'll be taking a break for the Holidays, as well. More Family stuff and fewer politics!

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at December 02, 2014 09:57 PM (16bOT)

55 Drunk Hillary! is more likeable (seemingly).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 09:58 PM (FsuaD)

56 46 Hector is now pining for the sewers.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 02, 2014 09:56 PM (wqVD1)

Don't fuck around with Billy, Billy, Billy the Mountain. Sorry can't make Billy rhyme with Maet

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 09:58 PM (W6Tct)

57 About that Social Justice game..it's $49.99!

Either this is damning evidence of market ignorance, or it's some savvy Capitalist exploiting the rich bien-pensants.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 02, 2014 09:58 PM (Y5I9o)

58 If I see that JEF on my tv again tonite, I will go Elvis on that electric picture machine. Can't take it.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 09:58 PM (ucDmr)

59 Vicious rapist trumps ghey. the man is a monster. A fucking monster.

Posted by: Chester A. Cognomen, Left eye twitching again at December 02, 2014 09:58 PM (zfw24)

60 Smithsonian channel has a show on about science and history of booze in USA

Posted by: fastfreefall at December 02, 2014 09:59 PM (pqOzY)

61 most politicians are fooless clucks.

Posted by: spooner at December 02, 2014 09:59 PM (jZ/g+)

62 Hector was pining for his "pet" goat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 09:59 PM (FsuaD)

63 Thanks for the shiny new ONT, Maet. And thanks for last night's, too. I happened to catch it this morning and really enjoyed it.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014 10:00 PM (4Ryku)

64 Oh, look. Juan Williams.

*mute*

Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at December 02, 2014 10:00 PM (16bOT)

65 Mr. Bean looks different in his movies.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2014 10:00 PM (W5DcG)

66 so, hey, D Lamp got banhammered today? that's cool.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 10:00 PM (ncAtG)

67 >>Vicious rapist trumps ghey. the man is a monster. A fucking monster.

Yup. And what about all of the rape/sexual assault by female teachers?
Guess that trend just isn't as newsworthy as some random Republican tweeter.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2014 10:00 PM (ABcz/)

68 Wow, that NDT Tweet is like those old " Deep thoughts by Jack Handy" they used to do on SNL.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2014 10:00 PM (v5UtH)

69 So, how many pervs, revolutionaries and other bottom feeders are in Barry's swamp?

Rev. Wright

Billy "The Bomb" Ayers

Calypso Louie

and on and on

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 10:00 PM (FsuaD)

70 NDT gives off a smarmy pervy vibe.

Posted by: @votermom at December 02, 2014 10:01 PM (cbfNE)

71 so, hey, D Lamp got banhammered today? that's cool.

Last week actually. He *had* to be that guy.

Posted by: toby928(C) ponders at December 02, 2014 10:01 PM (rwI+c)

72 "hey, D Lamp got banhammered today?"


Not today. Been a bit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 10:01 PM (YgRX8)

73 " Deep thoughts by Jack Handy" they used to do on SNL.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2014 10:00 PM (v5UtH)
Oh, man, those were great!

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 10:01 PM (ncAtG)

74 66

Really? What line did he finally cross?

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014 10:01 PM (4Ryku)

75 It's sad to see a family torn apart, especially by wild dogs.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:02 PM (rwI+c)

76 Serves him right for having security cameras that besmirched the Gentle Giant.

Posted by: Average Guy at December 02, 2014 10:02 PM (K5JDm)

77 Bah! Humbug!!

Posted by: Adriane the Holiday Critic ... at December 02, 2014 10:02 PM (P+IZm)

78 That store owner really needs to check his white privilege.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 10:02 PM (+XMAD)

79 Props to you, Maet, for qoating CS Lewis from Screwtape. Fantastic book, all the way through.

Posted by: Sambo at December 02, 2014 10:02 PM (0Txm0)

80 60 -- fastfreefall -- That's better than last night's show.

It was a white-wash of AIDS, disguised as a 'medical thriller', and a damning of Christians as ignorant bigots...

...I turned it off after 5+ minutes.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 10:02 PM (/mTq0)

81 I "cleansed" my mind of politics briefly this evening.

Real Hos of Beverly Hills.

Beautiful people, beautiful homes and lifestyle, loads of backstabbing.

*sniff*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 10:03 PM (FsuaD)

82 Social Justice Monopoly... yet another grab for 'the children'. I surprised they don't have a smiling Stalin in the center of game board.

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Burn the Community Chest. Get a Get Out Of Jail Free card.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 10:03 PM (LImiJ)

83 To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:03 PM (rwI+c)

84 It's sad to see a family torn apart, especially by wild dogs.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:02 PM (rwI+c)
fuck, I almost snorted pizza!

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 10:03 PM (ncAtG)

85 71 so, hey, D Lamp got banhammered today? that's cool.

Last week actually. He *had* to be that guy.
Posted by: toby928(C) ponders at December 02, 2014

So what did Mr. Sunshine say to get Ace to ban him?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 10:03 PM (W6Tct)

86 Trivia:

Those 'Deep Thoughts With Jack Handey' bits actually began on Mike Nesmith's Television Parts, a very short-lived show on NBC in the early 80s.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 10:03 PM (MMC8r)

87 'Social Justice' Monopoly

I remember when I was in college in the late 70s, the school bookstore sold a game called "Class Struggle". I never played it, though.

https://tinyurl.com/pd4fdw4

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 10:03 PM (sdi6R)

88 NDT gives off a smarmy pervy vibe.

Posted by: @votermom at December 02, 2014 10:01 PM

Come on over to my observatory, sugarplum. I'll let you handle my telescope.

Posted by: neil degrasse tyson at December 02, 2014 10:03 PM (tBSrv)

89 Really? What line did he finally cross?

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014 10:01 PM (4Ryku)


In a thread he was commenting about doing violence to journalists. He was warned by Drew to cut it out, didn't, and got put in timeout.

Posted by: Vendette at December 02, 2014 10:04 PM (2IpUc)

90 But Aliens was designed as a Vietnam war allegory.

Complete with the "nuke it" comment?

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2014 10:04 PM (TETYm)

91 The Human Rights Campaign and Hillary Rodham Clinton have the same initials.

Coincidence? I think not!

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And same conscience.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 10:04 PM (LImiJ)

92 Thomas Sowell on Hannity.

Al Sharpton's big ol' head explodes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 10:04 PM (FsuaD)

93 Hands up, don't shoot in Congress looks even worse on television than when Ace posted it.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 10:04 PM (sj3Ax)

94 I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:04 PM (rwI+c)

95 When I see these hardworking immigrant businessmen who try to build things in these neighborhoods only to have them destroyed I think they made a mistake, they should have moved to Idaho. almost every town in the county I live in, and two adjacent counties, including the largest has a lower per capita and medium income.

Posted by: Roy at December 02, 2014 10:04 PM (GjMIr)

96 Funny. I always thought the gold equals sign on the blue background had something to do with Naval Lieutenants.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at December 02, 2014 10:05 PM (V70Uh)

97 huh, biggest loser in the hrc scandal, hillary rodham clinton.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 10:05 PM (iBXmZ)

98 AL SHARPTON'S BIG OL' HEAD EXPLODES?

Posted by: A. Sharpton at December 02, 2014 10:05 PM (MMC8r)

99 Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:05 PM (rwI+c)

100 I think the real reason Hillary! hasn't driven since 1996 is because she likes the Chivas more than driving a car.

Of course, that never stopped St. Ted of Chappaquiddick.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at December 02, 2014 10:05 PM (+Fae7)

101
57 About that Social Justice game..it's $49.99!


Good grief. There are scores of board games with proven gameplay and replay value for less.

Settlers of Catan for $22~ on Amazon the other day.

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 10:06 PM (0NdlF)

102 So a scientist thinks a farm animal thinks deep thoughts?

OK, prove it, Mr. Science. If you can come up with one who has written "The Dairy Cow's Guide to the Plays of Euripides" I'll say you have a point.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 10:06 PM (+XMAD)

103 46 Hector is now pining for the sewers.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 02, 2014 09:56 PM

Thank God!

Posted by: The Fjords at December 02, 2014 10:06 PM (oK/8g)

104 Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:06 PM (rwI+c)

105 98
AL SHARPTON'S BIG OL' HEAD EXPLODES?

Posted by: A. Sharpton at December 02, 2014 10:05 PM (MMC8r)



YES!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 10:06 PM (FsuaD)

106 Hey Maet, I am glad you found my Japanese Quik Cook video so cool. Fried shrimp via air cannon for the win.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 10:06 PM (I9oW4)

107 I always wanted to make little blue stickers with a 'division' sign instead of the 'equals.'

Either that, or 'multiply.'

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 10:06 PM (MMC8r)

108 The truth about Bosnia will never be squelched...at least until the next psychotic episode takes hold with fresh truths that all lead back to a Hispanic genocide only I can stop

Posted by: Bumble Bee Che at December 02, 2014 10:06 PM (KG1MP)

109 Hill seems like she would be a mean drunk... Probs why the ss don't want anything to do wit her

Posted by: E.T. at December 02, 2014 10:06 PM (K+RBk)

110 But Aliens was designed as a Vietnam war allegory.

M*A*S*H in space!


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2014 10:06 PM (W5DcG)

111 Levin is going to be on Hannity.
Posted by: Carol

That sounds a little ghey.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding the comfy chair at December 02, 2014 10:07 PM (+1T7c)

112 Is there any proof that SCOAMT is in fact, a Constitutional lawyer? We've seen no degrees.
Hannity just asked Dr. Sowell about Fredos weighing in on cases with no facts.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 10:07 PM (sj3Ax)

113 Hillary Drunk would certainly explain that painful 'Southern accent' episode.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2014 10:07 PM (l1zOH)

114 Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:07 PM (rwI+c)

115 81

Did the same thing. Watched "The Flash" and "Agents Of SHIELD".

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 02, 2014 10:07 PM (rJUlF)

116
90 But Aliens was designed as a Vietnam war allegory.
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Complete with the "nuke it" comment?

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2014 10:04 PM (TETYm)


So are the Vietnamese girls the face-huggers?

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 10:07 PM (0NdlF)

117 That Social Justice game sounds as fun as grilling your relatives about ObamaCare on Thanksgiving.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 10:07 PM (MMC8r)

118 We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:08 PM (rwI+c)

119 58 If I see that JEF on my tv again tonite, I will go Elvis on that electric picture machine. Can't take it.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 09:58 PM (ucDmr)


I do not approve of this.

Posted by: Bobby Goulet at December 02, 2014 10:08 PM (+Fae7)

120 93 -- Carol -- Perhaps somebody will hang a large banner saying "Pants Up! Don't Loot!" in the House Gallery...

...I'd pay good money to see that.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 10:08 PM (/mTq0)

121 Aliens doesn't hold up as well as Alien.The Marines are such cheesy cliches(Cameron even took the names from a war movie).Once Ripley saves Newt there is no reason to attack the queen,the whole place is about go up in a nuclear fireball.

Posted by: steevy at December 02, 2014 10:08 PM (v5UtH)

122 Need to see moar Hillary! dirty dancing with the African women.

That which has been seen cannot be unseen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 10:08 PM (FsuaD)

123 HRC I'm guesssin drinks the slippery nipples....

Posted by: E.T. at December 02, 2014 10:08 PM (K+RBk)

124 Really? What line did he finally cross?
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone

He was one toke over the line.

Sweet Jesus.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding the comfy chair at December 02, 2014 10:08 PM (+1T7c)

125 104 Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have.
Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:06 PM (rwI+c)

Da, comrade.

Mighty Russian ships can be found in English Channel.

Posted by: Putin at December 02, 2014 10:08 PM (Oo0Xc)

126 as obamas presidency winds down all the dirt is gonna be released by communists seeking to save the party.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 10:09 PM (iBXmZ)

127 Sowell could out-debate Sharpton while taking a nap.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 10:09 PM (MMC8r)

128 Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:09 PM (rwI+c)

129 Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:08 PM (rwI+c)

Stop it!!! I'm tryin' to eat my fuckin' pizza here.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 10:09 PM (ncAtG)

130 Ahh, those yellow "=" signs on a blue background. Yeah, I see alot of those bumper stickers also. Interesting...

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at December 02, 2014 10:09 PM (DNpio)

131 Hey, the Sabres beat Tampa. Good for them. Theystarted out the season very poorly.The Pens won without Crosby tonight.It was 0-0 and the won in OT. So, a goalie dual.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at December 02, 2014 10:09 PM (15w2J)

132
The Japanese finally using their weirdness for the good of mankind. Yeah Prawns!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 02, 2014 10:09 PM (NtzGn)

133 "
Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we
should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already
have."


So, what's the point in having nukes if we don't even put them to use?


I think I see where you're going with this.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 10:09 PM (YgRX8)

134 "Do not Pass Go, Go Directly to Gulag!"

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 10:10 PM (+XMAD)

135 109 -- E.T. -- That would explain the ashtray throwing incident.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 10:10 PM (/mTq0)

136 CM, I don't know. I'll have to do an image search and get back to you ... tomorrow

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2014 10:10 PM (TETYm)

137 CPT Charles!
I'm glad I wasn't eating when I read your response!

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 10:10 PM (sj3Ax)

138 Fried shrimp via air cannon for the win.

Does it actually qualified as fried? It gets egged and breaded and open-flamed ....

On another note, if they could scale it up to a mini-gun, that could totally feed a Moron Horde.

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 10:10 PM (0NdlF)

139 Sowell's morning constitutional could out-debate Sharpton.

Posted by: toby928(C) at December 02, 2014 10:10 PM (rwI+c)

140 66 so, hey, D Lamp got banhammered today? that's cool.
Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 10:00 PM

Yay!!!!!! What did it do to finally bring on carousel?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 02, 2014 10:10 PM (oK/8g)

141 19 You know, I have never heard the name of that storeowner.

It's almost like the media would prefer to pretend he didn't exist.
Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 09:50 PM (MMC8r)

When the Gentle Giant throttled him he had it coming. due to white privilege. Wait. Oops. Never mind.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2014 10:10 PM (Yiho6)

142 113 Hillary Drunk would certainly explain that painful 'Southern accent' episode.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2014 10:07 PM (l1zOH)


Oh no, that is a genetic disorder that affects all Democrats when talking to a black audience or an audience in the South.

The booze causes them to fall and hit their heads.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at December 02, 2014 10:10 PM (+Fae7)

143 Hey, the Sabres beat Tampa. Good for them.
Theystarted out the season very poorly.The Pens won without Crosby
tonight.It was 0-0 and the won in OT. So, a goalie dual.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at December 02, 2014 10:09 PM (15w2J)


Gone are the days of witnessing in person a 0-0 tie (which I have).

Posted by: Vendette at December 02, 2014 10:10 PM (2IpUc)

144 But if you're really missing d-lamps commentary here:


The media is our real enemy! We must do something about them! *wink wink*


Everybody that is gay was molested as a child!


Birthright citizenship! Natural born citizens! 14th amendment! Yeeargh!


War on drugs! China's opium wars!


I'm an expert I've done the research on this----


And repeat thirty times in 10 threads each day.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 10:11 PM (z/Ubi)

145 130 Ahh, those yellow "=" signs on a blue background. Yeah, I see alot of those bumper stickers also. Interesting...

==
never seen any here
What do they mean?

Posted by: @votermom at December 02, 2014 10:11 PM (DDMZY)

146 So Aliens is a Vietnam metaphor, as in the Viet Cong were swarming parasitic beings spread by, and for,a central power that demanded constant service?

Ok with me

Posted by: anon a mouse at December 02, 2014 10:11 PM (/jpU8)

147 122: Jane, gettin kinda close to RACIST there aren't we?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 10:11 PM (ucDmr)

148 If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:11 PM (rwI+c)

149 66 so, hey, D Lamp got banhammered today? that's cool.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 10:00 PM



Yay!!!!!! What did it do to finally bring on carousel?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 02, 2014 10:10 PM (oK/8g)


He went bye-bye last week. See my comment at 89.

Posted by: Vendette at December 02, 2014 10:11 PM (2IpUc)

150 So, husband's liberal/dumbass siblings are sending out the "official" Christmas "surveys/wish lists."

The two lib s-i-ls immediately post:

What makes you cry/laugh this year?

"The idiocy of the politicians makes me cry."

Somehow, I don't think they're talking about Barry and his merry minions.

Yay, Christmas in ATL!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 10:11 PM (FsuaD)

151 "when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town."



I guffawed.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 10:12 PM (YgRX8)

152 Evening, all.
Hi, Peaches! Long time, no see.

Posted by: shredded chi at December 02, 2014 10:12 PM (jaRio)

153 Posted by: Puddleglum@work at December 02, 2014 10:09 PM (15w2J

I'm going to see my 2 favorite teams play tomorrow, Habs vs. Wild

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 10:12 PM (W6Tct)

154 never seen any here

What do they mean?


See my post at #15.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 02, 2014 10:12 PM (UVfht)

155 Aliens doesn't hold up as well as Alien.The Marines
are such cheesy cliches(Cameron even took the names from a war
movie).Once Ripley saves Newt there is no reason to attack the queen,the
whole place is about go up in a nuclear fireball.

Posted by: steevy

I knew there were problems when I found out they had given Marines nukes.

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2014 10:12 PM (TETYm)

156 Do they make that shrimp gun in a side by side?

Posted by: garrett at December 02, 2014 10:12 PM (vUXyd)

157 But Aliens was designed as a Vietnam war allegory.Complete with the "nuke it" comment?


Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2014 10:04 PM

Yeah, I have serious doubts about the "allegory" business. Sounds rather Lucasy of Cameron. He had obviously borrowed some bits and pieces from the era, but a whole cloth allegory? Cameron is a big borrower/ripper. I figure at that point he was simply trying to make a kickass Alien war movie, no more no less and the whole "allegory" thing is a justification to his peers for making a kickass Alien war movie. The allegory falls apart as a vietnam war leftist trope with Aliens on a number of levels.

Posted by: otho at December 02, 2014 10:12 PM (tBSrv)

158 144

I wasn't missing it THAT much.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at December 02, 2014 10:12 PM (rJUlF)

159 127 Sowell could out-debate Sharpton while taking a nap.
Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 10:09 PM (MMC8r)

So could anybody with the ability to speak in complete sentences.

Which rules both Obama and Biden out.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 10:12 PM (+XMAD)

160 Wait, you mean I should read the grey boxes in the post?

Posted by: @votermom at December 02, 2014 10:13 PM (cbfNE)

161 Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 10:11 PM (z/Ubi)




That pretty much sums it up.

Posted by: Vendette at December 02, 2014 10:13 PM (2IpUc)

162 20 Ol' Hill be a bizzy ditch.
Posted by: spooner at December 02, 2014 09:50 PM (jZ/g+)

I wonder if the secret service, who could get stuck on duty watching her, will vote for her for pres.
Ya know, facing 4-8 years of carrying her suitcases and shit. Facing 4-8 years of trying to keep her from injuring herself falling on her drunk ass on Air Force 1.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2014 10:13 PM (Yiho6)

163 Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:13 PM (rwI+c)

164 Hey everybody.

So how long 'til this reporter at the WaPo gets canned?

http://tinyurl.com/kr69xv9

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2014 10:13 PM (fGApK)

165 Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:14 PM (rwI+c)

166 The media is our real enemy! We must do something about them! *wink wink*

Everybody that is gay was molested as a child!

Birthright citizenship! Natural born citizens! 14th amendment! Yeeargh!

War on drugs! China's opium wars!



His positions were rational. I don't think your mockery is as effective as you think it is.

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 10:14 PM (0NdlF)

167
I caught 5 minutes of Gravity today. People liked that movie?

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home for Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 10:14 PM (NT0fV)

168 So are the Vietnamese girls the face-huggers?

Only the VC ones. Which was 95%?

http://youtu.be/EwIEUflY6YI

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 10:14 PM (I9oW4)

169 Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:14 PM (rwI+c)

170 Once Ripley saves Newt there is no reason to attack the queen,the whole place is about go up in a nuclear fireball.

The egg hatched, which made it a package deal. Don't you remember Jerry Maguire?! Tom Cruise had to neutralize the Zellweger, else the Lipnicki would destroy all life on Earth.

Posted by: Bumble Bee Che at December 02, 2014 10:15 PM (KG1MP)

171 Hey, chi!!!! Nice to see you, too. Sometimes lately, though, I gots to keep my head from gettin' too splodey. I kinda lurk a little but, truth be told, I'm mostly watching teevee and smokin' pot. My bad . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 10:15 PM (ncAtG)

172 That Tyson quote about farm animals reminds me of the story of Ted Nugent being interviewed about hunting by some bimbo, who asked him what he thought was going through the mind of a deer at the moment he shot it. He replied something like, "Nothing - deer don't think. The only things a deer "thinks" are "What can I eat?" and "What can I screw?" and "Can I run fast enough to get away?" They're kind of like Democrats." (The interview ended....)

Posted by: Lord of the Fleas at December 02, 2014 10:15 PM (J+gc8)

173 I like the Jack Handy that goes something like,

When a child asks why is it raining I tell them "God is crying." When they ask why I say "Probably because of something you did."

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at December 02, 2014 10:15 PM (DNpio)

174 Call owner of shops on Baltic Avenue "white interlopers" and burn that bitch down. Collect $5000.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 10:15 PM (LImiJ)

175 I see a lot of paws bumper stickers here.
They're cute.

Please nobody ever tell me it means supporting bestiality.

Posted by: @votermom at December 02, 2014 10:15 PM (DDMZY)

176 33 Getting caught is DC traffic hell is enough to make one homicidal.
Finding out it was caused by douchebag protesters?
Bad move, guys. You will get no sympathy - and possibly escape without injury.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 02, 2014 09:54 PM (ABcz/)

I don't understand why this shit is being tolerated, at all! How long should it take for a few cruisers to show up, and the cops to drag these assholes off the road?

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2014 10:16 PM (Yiho6)

177 When does "American Sniper" come out? Hoping his widow and kids get a shit-ton of money out of it.

And Jesse Ventura and shove a cactus up his ass.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 10:16 PM (FsuaD)

178 Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:16 PM (rwI+c)

179 So it was Violent D-Lamp that got himself banned. Well, I can't say I'll miss Opium Wars D-Lamp or Gay Panic D-Lamp either.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014 10:16 PM (mB6ez)

180 Hey everybody.

So how long 'til this reporter at the WaPo gets canned?

http://tinyurl.com/kr69xv9
Posted by: qdpsteve

Local news story.

HEY DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE FACEBOOK POST ABOUT THE OBAMA DAUGHTERS ON THANKSGIVING??????

Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding the comfy chair at December 02, 2014 10:17 PM (+1T7c)

181 One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:17 PM (rwI+c)

182
When a child asks why is it raining I tell them
"God is crying." When they ask why I say "Probably because of something
you did."

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at December 02, 2014 10:15 PM (DNpio)



That's up there with: "Daddy drinks because you cry."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 10:17 PM (FsuaD)

183 A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby.".

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:17 PM (rwI+c)

184 Blue Moon is a tasty beer.

Posted by: Gingy who is HOME at December 02, 2014 10:18 PM (KAmzK)

185 I have to say, Ted Nugent had the best take evah on the Deep Thoughts of Animals, when he was interviewed some time ago by that lefty British twink who was completely taken aback by Nugent's guns and general un-PCness. The Brit stupidly wondered if a deer he spotted on Nugent's ranch was thinking "Why did you kill my brother?"

Nugent said something to the effect of "I don't think deer think about anything, really, except eating and f*cking. They're like the French."

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 10:18 PM (+XMAD)

186 "And Jesse Ventura and shove a cactus up his ass."


Second that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 10:18 PM (YgRX8)

187 144 But if you're really missing d-lamps commentary here
Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 10:11 PM (z/Ubi)

No one said they missed it, but that recap was teh funneh!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 02, 2014 10:18 PM (oK/8g)

188 Gingy glad to see you made it safely back home. Drink up, kick off the heels, pop the bra, and just savor being home.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 10:19 PM (I9oW4)

189 It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:19 PM (rwI+c)

190 dammit. and = can

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 10:19 PM (FsuaD)

191 The face of a child can say it all. Especially the mouth part of the face.

Posted by: Another Jack Handey at December 02, 2014 10:19 PM (MMC8r)

192 If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:19 PM (rwI+c)

193 Anna Puma, I already have. It's a new one, too.

Posted by: Gingy who is HOME at December 02, 2014 10:20 PM (KAmzK)

194 RE: The Shrimp Cannon

Hmm... maybe we should take that down before Berserker-DD sees it.

I don't think we need to give him any ideas...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 10:20 PM (/mTq0)

195 179 So it was Violent D-Lamp that got himself banned. Well, I can't say I'll miss Opium Wars D-Lamp or Gay Panic D-Lamp either.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014

Or Ban OPEC D-lamp, or just plain negative hate filled D-Lamp

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 10:20 PM (W6Tct)

196 153: Cool, enjoy! I'm a huge Pens fan (grew upnear Pittsburgh)but I like Buffalo too for some reason. St. Louis Blues too.

Posted by: Puddleglum@work at December 02, 2014 10:20 PM (15w2J)

197 I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:20 PM (rwI+c)

198 Calypso Louie threatening the white man.

I know every time I kill a black man/woman, I run out and eat at McDonald's.

Obama's peeps are getting a tad frisky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 10:20 PM (FsuaD)

199 @votermom In the thread, it's a gay rights advocacy group whose founder apparently raped a 15 yr old.

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at December 02, 2014 10:20 PM (DNpio)

200 Japan is getting ready to launch a mission to an asteroid, Hayabusa 2.

https://tinyurl.com/lnr9976

Live coverage here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9TwlwZobc4

Liftoff is scheduled for 11:22 pm EST, if I have the time conversion right.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 10:20 PM (sdi6R)

201 So bammy's daughter inherited a wookie caboose?

Posted by: sal harpton at December 02, 2014 10:21 PM (jZ/g+)

202 Shrimp gun!

Prawn to king four.

Hey, Peaches, long time no see. Breaks can be good for the soul.

Posted by: Piercello at December 02, 2014 10:21 PM (JybVy)

203 If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:19 PM (rwI+c)
I always thought that was Richard Pryor . . . no??

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 10:21 PM (ncAtG)

204 Jesse would enjoy that cactus too much. Maybe a hand grenade would be better. Jesse is a scumbag lick knob.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 10:21 PM (ucDmr)

205 If you're a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else, just pretend like you're eating it, but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!".

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:21 PM (rwI+c)

206 I know what you mean, Peaches. I disappeared for a month or so myself - trying to stay a little sane.
been hit & miss this last week, tho.

Smoke one for me. I almost kinda miss the stuff. Hmmm...

Posted by: shredded chi at December 02, 2014 10:21 PM (jaRio)

207 63 Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:13 PM (rwI+c)

I laughed aloud at that.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 10:21 PM (+XMAD)

208 American Sniper comes out on Christmas Day.

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at December 02, 2014 10:21 PM (DNpio)

209 200 Japan is getting ready to launch a mission to an asteroid, Hayabusa 2.

What are the chances they'll have a #ShirtGate when they hit the asteroid?

On one hand, conformity and not rocking the boat.

On the other hand ... well, Japan.

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 10:22 PM (0NdlF)

210 182
When a child asks why is it raining I tell them
"God is crying." When they ask why I say "Probably because of something
you did."

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at December 02, 2014 10:15 PM (DNpio)


That's up there with: "Daddy drinks because you cry."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 10:17 PM (FsuaD)

Hardy chuckles. Thank you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 10:22 PM (W6Tct)

211 Hey Did You Know That the Co-Founder of the Gay Activist Human Rights Campaign Was Arrested Last Month For Raping a 15 Year Old Boy?


Wait - homosexuals (sometimes inaccurately referred to as "gay") aren't interested in boys. The liberals tell me so.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 10:22 PM (oKE6c)

212 So bammy's daughter inherited a wookie caboose?

Posted by: sal harpton at December 02, 2014 10:21 PM (jZ/g+)
I read today that it was p'shopped. I saw it on the internet, it's true!

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 10:22 PM (ncAtG)

213 Jolie's movie Unbroken comes out on Christmas Day also.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 10:22 PM (I9oW4)

214 208
American Sniper comes out on Christmas Day.




Great. We'll be in Liberalville with the in-laws.


Something to look forward to when we return home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 10:23 PM (FsuaD)

215 In re the 14th St. bridge blocking: It's about conspicuous compassion, period.

If you haven't read Lee Harris' piece on protests and their motivations, I hope you will. It's an amazing insight on the mindset of fantasists.

http://www.lee-harris.org/2340/al-qaedas-fantasy-ideology

Posted by: Michael Rittenhouse at December 02, 2014 10:23 PM (5E5Ie)

216 The Japanese launch staff will be wearing Gundam shirts and yell "Seig Zeon!" when the mission is a success.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 10:24 PM (I9oW4)

217 Wait - homosexuals (sometimes inaccurately referred to as "gay") aren't interested in boys. The liberals tell me so.
Posted by: Jay Guevara

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED!!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding the comfy chair at December 02, 2014 10:24 PM (+1T7c)

218 AMERICAN SNIPER IS GAY???????

Posted by: Al Sharpton at December 02, 2014 10:24 PM (JybVy)

219 I did a few loads of laundry and knit a sleeve today. I feel like I should jump in with both feet but my shit's all fucked up.

Posted by: Gingy who is HOME at December 02, 2014 10:24 PM (KAmzK)

220 Didnt Hill take fire in bosnia...or some horse shit story like that?

Posted by: E.T. at December 02, 2014 10:24 PM (Myio7)

221 179 So it was Violent D-Lamp that got himself banned. Well, I can't say I'll miss Opium Wars D-Lamp or Gay Panic D-Lamp either.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014 10:16 PM (mB6ez)



So you're OK with Terrence Bean, I take it?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 10:24 PM (oKE6c)

222 Jolie's movie Unbroken comes out on Christmas Day also.


Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 10:22 PM (I9oW4)



I really, really want to read the book before I see the movie. Book is on my bedside table. Got to finish Brad Thor's first.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 10:24 PM (FsuaD)

223 I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking the state-appointed shrink is our friend.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:24 PM (rwI+c)

224 130 Ahh, those yellow "=" signs on a blue background. Yeah, I see alot of those bumper stickers also. Interesting...
Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at December 02, 2014 10:09 PM (DNpio)


Yeah I've seen these stickers on cars but until this article I never knew they were a gay/HRC thing. I assumed it was something military.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 02, 2014 10:24 PM (wqVD1)

225 200 Japan is getting ready to launch a mission to an asteroid, Hayabusa 2.

First, I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a sexbot on and asteroid and returning her safely to the Earth.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 10:25 PM (MMC8r)

226 Tanegashima is a very pretty and picturesque launch site.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 10:25 PM (sdi6R)

227 So bammy's daughter inherited a wookie caboose?
Posted by: sal harpton at December 02, 2014 10:21 PM (jZ/g+)

--------

Talking about a teenage girl's butt this way is not a good look.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014 10:25 PM (mB6ez)

228 57 About that Social Justice game..it's $49.99!

Either this is damning evidence of market ignorance, or it's some savvy Capitalist exploiting the rich bien-pensants.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at December 02, 2014 09:58 PM (Y5I9o)

That's a lesson in how things work in the real economic world. Now a Duck Dynasty version would probably sell well enough to not need such a high price. 'Cause Americans like guns and hunting better than they like commie bullshit.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2014 10:25 PM (Yiho6)

229 214: Jane, go pick up a copy and throw it in right after dinner. Should be good for starting conversation in liberalville.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 10:26 PM (ucDmr)

230 If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet you could shoot beer out of you nose.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:26 PM (rwI+c)

231 THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED!!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding the comfy chair at December 02, 2014 10:24 PM (+1T7c)


No true Scotsman ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 10:26 PM (oKE6c)

232

Wait - homosexuals (sometimes inaccurately referred to as "gay") aren't interested in boys. The liberals tell me so.


Millennia of history say otherwise.

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 10:26 PM (MMC8r)

233 Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:13 PM (rwI+c)


An emotional support pig would be acceptable.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 02, 2014 10:26 PM (W5DcG)

234 Japan is getting ready to launch a mission to an asteroid, Hayabusa 2.

https://tinyurl.com/lnr9976

Live coverage here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9TwlwZobc4

Liftoff is scheduled for 11:22 pm EST, if I have the time conversion right.

-
And what is he wearing?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 10:26 PM (LImiJ)

235 Posted by: Lord of the Fleas at December 02, 2014 10:15 PM (J+gc

I remember the interview a little differently than you did, but wouldn't be surprised if Nugent said essentially the same thing to 2 different reporters because I can see these lefty twits saying "Ah, but what about what the deer thinks? And feeeeelllls??"

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 10:26 PM (+XMAD)

236 Re: The 14th Street Bridge. The day before, Sunday around noon, they shut down the highway completely in both directions about a half mile up from the bridge (the highway is known as the Southeast-Southwest Freeway). They walked onto the freeway and laid down (both sides). The cops did some arresting.

Posted by: Vendette at December 02, 2014 10:27 PM (2IpUc)

237 I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:27 PM (rwI+c)

238 Jolie's movie Unbroken comes out on Christmas Day also.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)

I saw some previews and am a little uncomfortable with what Angelina Jolie may have done with the story.

I was driving on Memorial Day in 2010, and listening to an interview with Louis Zamperini. What an incredible and wonderful man.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding the comfy chair at December 02, 2014 10:27 PM (+1T7c)

239 Jane D'oh go read Unbroken right now. It is an awesome book of courage, perseverance, hardship, and forgiveness.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 10:27 PM (I9oW4)

240 First, I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a sexbot on and asteroid and returning her safely to the Earth.

I think we can tie that in with a space-virus and Ebola-chan somehow.

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 10:27 PM (0NdlF)

241 Or Ban OPEC D-lamp, or just plain negative hate filled D-Lamp
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 10:20 PM (W6Tct)


And who can forget the classic Natural Born Citizen D-Lamp.

Posted by: Maetenloch at December 02, 2014 10:27 PM (wqVD1)

242 Shredded Chi,
I like the threads where I can read most of the comments. I like the early morning thread & have been skipping ONTs because it's almost impossible to read all the comments.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 10:27 PM (sj3Ax)

243 dat baby gurl got some junk in her trunk !

Posted by: sal harpton at December 02, 2014 10:27 PM (jZ/g+)

244 58 If I see that JEF on my tv again tonite, I will go Elvis on that electric picture machine. Can't take it.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 09:58 PM (ucDmr)

I heard an audio clip of him on the radio news. He sounded EXACTLY like the guy who does the SNL parody of him. It was so funny listening to him sound like a parody of himself that I had no idea what he actually said.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2014 10:28 PM (Yiho6)

245 It's interesting, the unfamiliar nics that appear & talk about how rational and sensible our (not so dearly) departed despot wannabes are. I'm sooooo concerned...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 02, 2014 10:28 PM (oK/8g)

246 OMG, I have chocolate!!! Dark, with a touch of sea salt. Anybody want some?

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 10:28 PM (ncAtG)

247 Didnt Hill take fire in bosnia...or some horse shit story like that?

-
Well, yeah, but not as much as she gave.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 10:29 PM (LImiJ)

248 *Waves at Gingy*



At T'giving I saw a kid who is 8 years old. When she was born I made her a baby blanket. She carries that thing around like Linus. I was told it was worn out, but it actually didn't look that bad to me.

Posted by: Vendette at December 02, 2014 10:29 PM (2IpUc)

249 A sex-a-roid on an ass-ta-roid....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 10:29 PM (I9oW4)

250 I saw some previews and am a little uncomfortable with what Angelina Jolie may have done with the story.



I've been pleasantly surprised that Brad Pitt is 100% in support of the second amendment. He carries, and said no one is better equipped to protect his family than he is. So there's that. One can only suppose Angie agrees with him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 10:29 PM (FsuaD)

251 Anna: I read that book. Very moving. Couldn't put it down.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 10:29 PM (ucDmr)

252 As for SJW boardgames, I'm reminded of Hank Hill's comment on Christian rock:

"Can't you see you're not making Christianity any better? You're just making rock and roll worse."

Posted by: Captain Comic at December 02, 2014 10:29 PM (6XW1o)

253 179 So it was Violent D-Lamp that got himself banned. Well, I can't say I'll miss Opium Wars D-Lamp or Gay Panic D-Lamp either.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014 10:16 PM (mB6ez)


So you're OK with Terrence Bean, I take it?
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 10:24 PM (oKE6c)

________

so, the fact that I'm annoyed by one type of asshole means I must be alright with rapists. Good to know. I had no idea that D-Lamp spouting his nonsense was what stood between us and President Terrence Bean.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014 10:29 PM (mB6ez)

254 64 Oh, look. Juan Williams.

*mute*
Posted by: ColdBeer1 (Slap) at December 02, 2014 10:00 PM (16bOT)

I do the same thing. Before the election, while they were running all those ads, I came close to wearing out the mute button.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2014 10:29 PM (Yiho6)

255 Oh my, these Deep Thoughts are hilarious. You are one funny bastard, Mr. Handy.

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at December 02, 2014 10:29 PM (DNpio)

256 OMG, I have chocolate!!! Dark, with a touch of sea salt. Anybody want some?


Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 10:28 PM (ncAtG)


Pleasepleaseplease

Posted by: Vendette at December 02, 2014 10:29 PM (2IpUc)

257 I have 2 Hershey's with Almonds 6.8 ounce bars.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 10:29 PM (ZeBBB)

258 Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:30 PM (rwI+c)

259 Oww, I once thought about posting a comment three threads down from a story D-lamp had said something about which offended me.

Posted by: A day that will live in fanny at December 02, 2014 10:30 PM (KG1MP)

260 The Human Rights Campaign and Hillary Rodham Clinton have the same initials.
Coincidence? I think not!

HRC is also the acronym for Canada's federal and provincial Human Rights Commissions like the ones that tried to get Mark Steyn via a Moslem 'litigant' for accurately quoting a Moslem fanatic.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 02, 2014 10:30 PM (T4t+V)

261 shoves chocolate (with a soupcon of sea salt) through the usb port to Vendette . . .

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 10:30 PM (ncAtG)

262 164 -- qdpsteve -- Nah... he'll just get demoted to the 'stray dog' beat.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 10:30 PM (/mTq0)

263 If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:31 PM (rwI+c)

264 Welcome home Gingy. Time to depants and have a cold one.

Posted by: fastfreefall at December 02, 2014 10:31 PM (pqOzY)

265 244: nerdy you're right. I never made the connection until now.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 10:31 PM (ucDmr)

266 I'll take some chocolate Peaches, thank you kindly!

I was driving on Memorial Day in 2010, and listening to an interview with Louis Zamperini. What an incredible and wonderful man.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding the comfy chair at December 02, 2014 10:27 PM (+1T7c)

Yeah, that is an incredible story. And he's far more Christian than I would be given what he was put through.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 10:31 PM (+XMAD)

267 Is Godzilla on the Asteroid?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 10:31 PM (ZeBBB)

268 Neil DeGrasse Chopra
Isn't that a late-night-TV food processor?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 02, 2014 10:32 PM (T4t+V)

269 Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:32 PM (rwI+c)

270 shoves chocolate (with a soupcon of sea salt) through the usb port to Vendette . . .


Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 10:30 PM (ncAtG)


I appreciate your consideration.

*Noms*

Posted by: Vendette at December 02, 2014 10:32 PM (2IpUc)

271 "I've been pleasantly surprised that Brad Pitt is 100% in support of the second amendment."


I'll betcha he voted for Obama though. Twice.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 10:33 PM (YgRX8)

272 When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:33 PM (rwI+c)

273 Nah, that's Monster Zero on Planet X. Aka King Ghiddorah. Just Gojira and Rodan beat him like a red-headed step-child.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 10:33 PM (I9oW4)

274 so, the fact that I'm annoyed by one type of asshole
means I must be alright with rapists. Good to know. I had no idea
that D-Lamp spouting his nonsense was what stood between us and
President Terrence Bean.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014 10:29 PM (mB6ez)

No idea what you're talking about, but what little I saw of D-Lamp's take on homosexuality was spot on. Homosexuals (male) ARE a reservoir of STDs, and are into pederasty, a taste sufficiently ubiquitous to warrant a word of its own. A case in point: Terrence Bean. That was my point.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 10:33 PM (oKE6c)

275 Jack Handy quotes are overwhelming me now.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 10:34 PM (YgRX8)

276 I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:34 PM (rwI+c)

277 247 Didnt Hill take fire in bosnia...or some horse shit story like that?
Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 10:29 PM (LImiJ)

The nerve of thos f'ing Bosnians!

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 10:34 PM (+XMAD)

278 Fake a sex crime by law enforcement on a young woman of color. Publicity is worth a lot. Collect $25,000.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 10:35 PM (LImiJ)

279 omg. Moisturizer in eye.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 10:35 PM (FsuaD)

280 Once Ripley saves Newt there is no reason to attack the queen,the whole place is about go up in a nuclear fireball.

She was royally pissed at the time...

...think of it as a mega-cat fight.

Trust me, it works.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 10:35 PM (/mTq0)

281 "One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh no,' I said, 'Disneyland burned down.' "He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. 'I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late." - J.H.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 02, 2014 10:35 PM (s9AKD)

282 Ricardo, still looking for a real PanzerSpahWagen 234/4 Rad 8 so far none are for sale.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 10:35 PM (I9oW4)

283 227 Jenny

I hope all of her problems are behind her.

Posted by: sal harpton at December 02, 2014 10:36 PM (jZ/g+)

284 Interesting link at HotAir to a CSM story about how men and women strongly gravitate to male and female authors, respectively. I thought it was just me. Of all the books I've read, I'd be surprised if more than 1% were by women. Don't know why; it's just hard to do the mind meld thing, usually. Didn't know others had this issue.

http://tinyurl.com/nq4r2xk

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2014 10:36 PM (qyomX)

285 246 OMG, I have chocolate!!! Dark, with a touch of sea salt. Anybody want some?
Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 10:28 PM

ME ME ME!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 02, 2014 10:36 PM (oK/8g)

286 Who knew facial moisturizers were a WMD? Jeebus. The pain.

'Night, all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 10:36 PM (FsuaD)

287 Homosexuals (male) ARE a reservoir of STDs,

-
No. No. That was all Reagan. The science is settled.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 10:37 PM (LImiJ)

288 264 Welcome home Gingy. Time to depants and have a cold one.
Posted by: fastfreefall at December 02, 2014 10:31 PM (pqOzY)
---
I have de-everythinged. I have this GIANT t-shirt on though. Says Army.

Posted by: Gingy who is HOME at December 02, 2014 10:37 PM (KAmzK)

289 I leave room & mute Juan Williams, if he's on something I like.
If he's on something I don't like I either change it or turn FNC off completely.

Tonight after 9:30 is first time I had FNC on since Ferguson GJ press conference.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 10:37 PM (sj3Ax)

290 "
Ricardo, still looking for a real PanzerSpahWagen 234/4 Rad 8 so far none are for sale."


Well, I guess I'm never not looking for one. Got a line?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 10:37 PM (YgRX8)

291 How appropriate. Jon Gabriel just posted this on Ricochet:

Neil deGrasse Tyson or Deepak Chopra?

http://tinyurl.com/lr5enxc

(I got 5 out of 10.)

Posted by: Thrawn at December 02, 2014 10:38 PM (Oo0Xc)

292 As for the Japanese space mission, lets hope the designers were not winners of Hebocon.

http://youtu.be/46ivFpsmEVQ

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 10:38 PM (I9oW4)

293 I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:38 PM (rwI+c)

294 So America has teamed up with Iran to bomb ISIS now?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 02, 2014 10:38 PM (ZPrif)

295 241 Or Ban OPEC D-lamp, or just plain negative hate filled D-Lamp
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 10:20 PM (W6Tct)

And who can forget the classic Natural Born Citizen D-Lamp.
Posted by: Maetenloch at December 02, 2014 10:27 PM (wqVD1)


And don't forget the U.S. military are just like the brown shirts or mao's red army in Tianamen square d-lamp.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 10:38 PM (z/Ubi)

296 An emotional support pig would be acceptable.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December

Support. Bacon. Yummy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 10:38 PM (W6Tct)

297
?You know how you know the UVA rape victim doesn't exist?

Because Gloria Allredbaboonass hasn't been hired by her.

Posted by: Soothsayer's Imaginary Home For Incorrigible Boys & Girls at December 02, 2014 10:39 PM (rTCJ6)

298 271 "I've been pleasantly surprised that Brad Pitt is 100% in support of the second amendment."


I'll betcha he voted for Obama though. Twice.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 10:33 PM (YgRX

Pitt was born in Oklahoma and raised in Missouri. I always get the feeling with him that there is a core of red state common sense there which has been smothered by Hollywood PC, but it occasionally breaks through and asserts itself.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 10:39 PM (+XMAD)

299 Neil deGrasse Chopra is good idea for a parody twitter account to piss off the Left.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 02, 2014 10:40 PM (ZPrif)

300 The first thing was, I learned to forgive myself. Then, I told myself, "Go ahead and do whatever you want, it's okay by me."

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:40 PM (rwI+c)

301 Just saw soth Agent Orange Boner on my tv. That's the best we can do? We are so fucked. I am not a fan of Hannity, but, he ripped boner a new one today. Not that it will make a shit bit of difference. Boner is a fuckin tool.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 10:40 PM (ucDmr)

302 Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014 10:29 PM (mB6ez)
No idea what you're talking about, but what little I saw of D-Lamp's take on homosexuality was spot on. Homosexuals (male) ARE a reservoir of STDs, and are into pederasty, a taste sufficiently ubiquitous to warrant a word of its own. A case in point: Terrence Bean. That was my point.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 02, 2014 10:33 PM (oKE6c)

--------

Uh-huh. So your comment that you assume I'm okay with Terrence Bean because I won't miss Gay Panic D-Lamp was supposed to mean...what? I don't assume that Bean represents gay men any more than Bill Clinton or Ted Kennedy or Roman Polanski represent straight men.

I don't even deny that D-Lamp, like all idiots, was right from time to time. But he's an obnoxious tool and an ugly scold as well as being usually wrong.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014 10:40 PM (mB6ez)

303 I have de-everythinged. I have this GIANT t-shirt on though. Says Army.

Posted by: Gingy who is HOME at December 02, 2014 10:37 PM (KAmzK)

==========
Right On!!

Posted by: fastfreefall at December 02, 2014 10:40 PM (pqOzY)

304
299 Neil deGrasse Chopra is good idea for a parody twitter account to piss off the Left.



GET INTO DA CHOPRA.

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 10:40 PM (0NdlF)

305 200 -- rickl -- Japan is getting ready to launch a mission to an asteroid, Hayabusa 2.

Oh wonderful. Next thing ya know, they'll be naming it Axis...

...and then the real trouble will begin.

(Ya, I know it's a total inside joke...)

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 10:41 PM (/mTq0)

306 I forgot about Natural Born Citizen D Lamp.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 10:41 PM (sj3Ax)

307 Jack Handy sock is killing me .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at December 02, 2014 10:41 PM (HkkyM)

308 omg. Moisturizer in eye.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 10:35 PM (FsuaD)
Ack!!!! {{{{poor baby}}}} I had a 2 hour ophthalmologist appt yesterday. 6 hours later, my right eye had de-dilated, the left eye still looked like something out of Clockwork Orange.

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 10:41 PM (ncAtG)

309
Yeah, that is an incredible story. And he's far more Christian than I would be given what he was put through.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 10:31 PM (+XMAD)









Word.

In the epilogue of one of his books, WEB Griffin talks about a guy he knew who escaped from the Jap occupation of the Philippines. He and a bunch of other American servicemen crossed the S China Sea in a tiny little sailboat, William Bligh-style, landing in French Indochina. He and his men lined themselves up and marched to the local French authorities, and reported with full military bearing. The Vichy-allied Frogs running things in the area took their salutes, complimented them on their heroic journey......and immediately turned them over to the Japs who were occupying Indochina. He survived the war as a POW, enduring a thoroughly horrifying captivity of torture and abuse.

To the end of his days, Griffin's friend hated all things French, even worse than the Japs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2014 10:41 PM (8v9fw)

310 Cpt Charles, look at my comment #216

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 10:41 PM (I9oW4)

311 216 -- Anna -- I missed... but totally guessed your comment.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 10:42 PM (/mTq0)

312 "but it occasionally breaks through and asserts itself."


Well, Hope springs eternal.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 10:42 PM (YgRX8)

313 Homosexuals (male) ARE a reservoir of STDs,

-

No. No. That was all Reagan. The science is settled.


Going by the STD numbers out there now, that would mean Reagan must have been very busy before he died.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 02, 2014 10:42 PM (UVfht)

314 This is my last post for a few minutes. Some asshole keeps talking about chocolate and now I have to drive to CVS to get some. Big sale on Ghiradelli's this week....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 02, 2014 10:42 PM (8HGb7)

315 It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was going to fight in another fight, away from the first fight.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:42 PM (rwI+c)

316 I don't even deny that D-Lamp, like all idiots, was right from time to time. But he's an obnoxious tool and an ugly scold as well as being usually wrong.

I can accept "obnoxious", but not "usually wrong". He was not an idiot.

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 10:42 PM (0NdlF)

317 Why does Hillary drink? It's because her husband is a rapist, right?

Posted by: ALH at December 02, 2014 10:43 PM (btTLZ)

318 "Of all the books I've read, I'd be surprised if more than 1% were by women."

Quite honestly, I've never decided to read a book on the basis on the sex of the author. I don't like "women's fiction" or romance novels, so I'd say I've read many more books by men. Never even thought about it before.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 10:43 PM (+XMAD)

319 So Puma, when they want to skaddle out of a firing position - the driver witched seats so they could drive in backwards?

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2014 10:43 PM (TETYm)

320 okay, lovemonkeys, I must repair to the divan with the boring bad habits I have left. {{sprinkles chocolate upon all}} xoxo!!!

Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 10:43 PM (ncAtG)

321 This is why when you get really angry, it's a bad idea to start ranting about violence and dark thoughts about any specific individual.

Cause it's illegal.

FOX2now @FOX2now 5h
Facebook death threats against Officer Darren Wilson lead to arrest http://ift.tt/1zMVoNQ

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 02, 2014 10:43 PM (ZPrif)

322 So America has teamed up with Iran to bomb ISIS now?
Posted by: Costanza Defense

....And tonight at 11, snowball fights in Hell!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding the comfy chair at December 02, 2014 10:43 PM (+1T7c)

323 What are the chances they'll have a #ShirtGate when they hit the asteroid?

On one hand, conformity and not rocking the boat.

On the other hand ... well, Japan.

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 10:22 PM (0NdlF)




So...there'll be a guy sitting in the corner spanking a latex love doll with a live octopus.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 02, 2014 10:44 PM (nL0sw)

324 I'll betcha he voted for Obama though. Twice.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 10:33 PM (YgRX

O o. RK-Lamp in the making?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 10:44 PM (W6Tct)

325 Neil deGrasse Tyson or Deepak Chopra?

-
My wife went through a Deep Rock Chopper phase several years ago. It was awful.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 10:44 PM (LImiJ)

326 I can't prove it (yet), but I'm pretty sure that whole "Monopoly as an anti-capitalist tool" story is revisionist history. I had never heard it until a couple years ago and it keeps being repeated. Someone should do the research and refute it (not me lol)

Posted by: Joe at December 02, 2014 10:44 PM (Br9jf)

327 I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:45 PM (rwI+c)

328 224 -- Maetenloch -- I thought it was play on naval signal flags...

...then I saw a car with a couple of extra bumper stickers.

That was my 2+2 moment.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 10:45 PM (/mTq0)

329 Oh wonderful. Next thing ya know, they'll be naming it Axis...

...and then the real trouble will begin.



Does that involve an asteroid impact? On DC, perchance?

Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 10:45 PM (0NdlF)

330 Another reason to hate the French, thank you.

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2014 10:45 PM (TETYm)

331 Country Singer about those love dolls. Its not just a Japan thing... *thud* *twitch* *flail*

http://www.ufunk.net/photos/men-and-dolls/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 10:45 PM (I9oW4)

332 Good Point, Soothsayer,
That victim hasn't hired Gloria.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 10:45 PM (sj3Ax)

333 When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:46 PM (rwI+c)

334 320 okay, lovemonkeys, I must repair to the divan with the boring bad habits I have left. {{sprinkles chocolate upon all}} xoxo!!!
Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 10:43 PM (ncAtG)

Thanks Sweetie

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 10:46 PM (W6Tct)

335 I'd be surprised if more than 1% were by women.
------------------
One that I *really* enjoyed for light reading, was P.D. James, who just passed away. She was *very* conservative. Her autobiography was a good read. Her real names were Phyllis Dorothy James, later, Baroness James of Holland Park. Also, OBE, FRSA, FRSL. You can look those up if you wish.

RIP Lady James.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2014 10:46 PM (l1zOH)

336 Bye, Peaches!

Posted by: Vendette at December 02, 2014 10:46 PM (2IpUc)

337 Here's a crazy idea:

- if you have an FB account, 'friend' as many Dem Hill staffers as you possibly can.
- once they respond in kind, or if their comments are public, start compiling *their* hateful remakrs on anything and everything. Christians, GOPers' kids, etc etc etc.
- Finally, take 'em to Breitbart and let's SCREAM OUR HEADS OFF.

No, assholes at WaPo and the networks are never gonna cover it, but IMHO Benghazi and Gruber have helped prove: we're rapidly evolving to the point where we can still get our message out. We don't need 'em.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2014 10:47 PM (fGApK)

338 To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:47 PM (rwI+c)

339 292 As for the Japanese space mission, lets hope the designers were not winners of Hebocon.

http://youtu.be/46ivFpsmEVQ
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 10:38 PM (I9oW4)



LOL. The isopod was my favorite.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 10:47 PM (sdi6R)

340 Sons of Anarchy is killlllling me.

Posted by: Gingy who is HOME at December 02, 2014 10:47 PM (KAmzK)

341 I would rather watch Charlie Brown Thanksgiving special for a second time since Thursday than watch Bill O'Ego.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 10:47 PM (sj3Ax)

342 "O o. RK-Lamp in the making?"


I'm a lover. I say positive things. Most of the time.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 10:47 PM (YgRX8)

343 Chris Christie shut down 1 lane of a bridge = a week of 24/7 coverage of how horrible this was for the people of NY/NJ

Thugs shut down a bridge.....isn't social justice teh awesome!!!

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 10:48 PM (0LHZx)

344 Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:48 PM (rwI+c)

345 316 I can accept "obnoxious", but not "usually wrong". He was not an idiot.

Neither were Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot...

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 02, 2014 10:48 PM (oK/8g)

346 AP, at the rate I'm going, I might have to break down and get one for myself.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 02, 2014 10:48 PM (nL0sw)

347 ...then I saw a car with a couple of extra bumper stickers.

That was my 2+2 moment.
Posted by: CPT
------------------

Yeah..., I noted a consistency in rainbow stickers and the little HRC stickers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2014 10:48 PM (l1zOH)

348 Drugs are bad, mmmmmkay?

And by bad I mean that a single joint will destroy all of western civilization by causing everyone to claim they are citizens while engaging in a massive homosexual orgy.

I've done the research on this. It's true.

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 10:48 PM (GEICT)

349 Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room, talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:49 PM (rwI+c)

350 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2014 10:41 PM (8v9fw)

Yeah. And now they all pretend their grandfathers were in the Resistance or singing The Marseillaises in Rick's Cafe. Plenty of whitewashing of the Vichy regime.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 10:49 PM (+XMAD)

351 I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:49 PM (rwI+c)

352 177 When does "American Sniper" come out? Hoping his widow and kids get a shit-ton of money out of it.

And Jesse Ventura and shove a cactus up his ass.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 02, 2014 10:16 PM (FsuaD)

I saw a trailer for it at the movie theater. It looked really good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2014 10:50 PM (Yiho6)

353 One hundred brains go missing from the University of Texas.

http://tinyurl.com/op7h93h

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 10:50 PM (ZeBBB)

354 Country Singer, um please don't tell me which one you prefer... okay?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 10:50 PM (I9oW4)

355 No, assholes at WaPo and the networks are never gonna cover it, but IMHO Benghazi and Gruber have helped prove: we're rapidly evolving to the point where we can still get our message out. We don't need 'em.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2014 10:47 PM (fGApK)

___________

To an extent yes, the message is getting out. But there are still millions and millions of people who only get their news from the dinosaurs. My in-laws are the perfect example. They DVR NBC Nightly News every day and also DVR the local NBC 11:00 news.

I don't talk politics with them, but I'm 95% sure they have no clue who Gruber is and they think Benghazi was something about some video or something.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 10:50 PM (0LHZx)

356 Re the Dems and their fake scandals: MAKE THEM EAT THEIR OWN SHIT.

Or as I'm going to try to publicize it here, MTETOS.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2014 10:50 PM (fGApK)

357 I can't prove it (yet), but I'm pretty sure that whole "Monopoly as an anti-capitalist tool" story is revisionist history. I had never heard it until a couple years ago and it keeps being repeated. Someone should do the research and refute it (not me lol)

Wiki summary good enough for me:



The history of Monopoly can be traced back to 1903,[2] when an American woman named Elizabeth (Lizzie) J. Magie Phillips created a game through which she hoped to be able to explain the single tax theory of Henry George (it was intended as an educational tool to illustrate the negative aspects of concentrating land in private monopolies).


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monopoly_(game)#History

Posted by: Chocolate Sprinkled CM at December 02, 2014 10:50 PM (0NdlF)

358 I can accept "obnoxious", but not "usually wrong". He was not an idiot.
Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 10:42 PM (0NdlF)

----

Eh, fair enough. Reasonable people can disagree, and you managed to disagree with me *without* sneering that I must be okay with a rapist/general asshole.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014 10:51 PM (mB6ez)

359 Even though he was an enemy of mine, I had to admit that what he had accomplished was a brilliant piece of strategy. First, he punched me, then he kicked me, then he punched me again.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:51 PM (rwI+c)

360 One hundred brains go missing from the University of Texas.


All faculty?

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 10:51 PM (MMC8r)

361 Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014 10:40 PM (mB6ez

Well said & golf clap

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 10:51 PM (W6Tct)

362 You stupid crackahs, de grasse chopra is a mulching tool.

chop up degrasse , for it's nitrofuel, and spread it on yo re-cycle.

Posted by: sal harpton at December 02, 2014 10:51 PM (jZ/g+)

363 Night Peaches! Muah

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 02, 2014 10:51 PM (oK/8g)

364 If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it's some type of parasite, because this is the part where I take it EASY!

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:51 PM (rwI+c)

365 One hundred brains go missing from the University of Texas.

How many were named Abby?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 10:52 PM (I9oW4)

366 353 One hundred brains go missing from the University of Texas.

http://tinyurl.com/op7h93h
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 10:50 PM (ZeBBB)

All from the Womym's Studies Department.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 10:52 PM (+XMAD)

367 Mr. Moo Moo: true, but thankfully it's mostly dinosaurs who are stuck with the dinosaur MSM.

As I've said before: I think a lot of things are going to change, not just for worse but also for better, once the liberal boomers (who have never wanted the 1960s to end, and will never let it end) die off.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2014 10:52 PM (fGApK)

368 "PanzerSpahWagen 234/4 Rad 8"

But, the Germans were big at the end on tank destroyers. Cheaper, lighter, quicker to build. Hang a 75mm on it and make a mobile gun platform. A little impressive that an 8-wheeled armored platform could handle that big a gun.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 10:52 PM (YgRX8)

369 One hundred brains go missing from the University of Texas.
---------------

"Mass Communications" class?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2014 10:52 PM (l1zOH)

370 319 -- Jean -- Nope, that type of armored car had 2 drivers... one front, one rear.

It could run in either direction with the flip of a lever.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 10:52 PM (/mTq0)

371 One hundred brains go missing from the University of Texas.


That's known as 'getting tenure.'

Posted by: --- at December 02, 2014 10:52 PM (MMC8r)

372 Speaking of chocolate - we spent some time at Hersey Park over the T-day break. I am now in possession of the mythical Hersey's Special Dark syrup.

Awesome on vanilla ice cream, hell on my blood sugar number. Vendette if you have a crowbar and can stand the tears of my children - I have plenty of chocolate at my place.

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2014 10:52 PM (TETYm)

373 I saw this on Netflix a while back. Not sure if it;s still on but it gave a pretty detailed history of the game. The last 1/3 of the movie was boring as fuck though.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1250861/

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 10:53 PM (0LHZx)

374 I looked around online and dug up the rules for that Fair Go game:

"Each player gets six cards, except for the player on the dealer's right, who gets seven.
The second card is turned up, except on Tuesdays.
Two jacks are a "half-fizzbin".
If you have a half-fizzbin:
a third jack is a "shralk" and results in disqualification;
one wants a king and a deuce, except at night, when one wants a queen and a four;
if a king had been dealt, the player would get another card, except when it is dark, in which case he'd have to give it back.
The top hand is a "royal fizzbin", but the odds against getting one are said to be "astronomical"."

Posted by: Weirddave at December 02, 2014 10:53 PM (7TK5d)

375 So, evening Morons.

Who did we piss off today?

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 10:53 PM (GEICT)

376 341: Carol, a test pattern would be better than BOR. Buy my doormats!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 10:53 PM (ucDmr)

377 366 353 One hundred brains go missing from the University of Texas.

http://tinyurl.com/op7h93h
Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 10:50 PM (ZeBBB)

All from the Womym's Studies Department.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 10:52 PM (+XMAD)

From that department vaginas. No brains were ever present

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 10:54 PM (W6Tct)

378 Which is why the 234/4 is so neat.

But failing that, perhaps a little British Fox scout car. Or a German Fuchs Rad 8.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 10:54 PM (I9oW4)

379 366 353 One hundred brains go missing from the University of Texas.

Zombies, of course.

Relatively intelligent ones ... who went for the pickled brains instead of the live brains on campus.

Posted by: Chocolate Sprinkled CM at December 02, 2014 10:54 PM (0NdlF)

380 Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the STILTS? It probably lasts longer, plus it moves around.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:54 PM (rwI+c)

381 353 One hundred brains go missing from the University of Texas.

---------

Were they all named Abby Normal?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2014 10:55 PM (MPK82)

382 Who did we piss off today?


Metric longbows vs imperial crossbows.

Posted by: Chocolate Sprinkled CM at December 02, 2014 10:55 PM (0NdlF)

383 Jean,
Did you go back to kids school & ask what was going on when you took them this morning?

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 10:55 PM (sj3Ax)

384 Weirddave, so..., similar to 'Bamboozled', eh? *

*Note that I threw in the 'eh', because of the Canadian association

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2014 10:55 PM (l1zOH)

385 367 Mr. Moo Moo: true, but thankfully it's mostly dinosaurs who are stuck with the dinosaur MSM.

As I've said before: I think a lot of things are going to change, not just for worse but also for better, once the liberal boomers (who have never wanted the 1960s to end, and will never let it end) die off.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 02, 2014 10:52 PM (fGApK)

____________

Yeah the world will be better off when those assholes die off. But in the case of my in-laws, while they're lefty-ish, they're more apolitical than anything else. They just assume what Brian Williams tells them every night is the news. It's not like they watch NBC because they're lefties, theyr'e lefties because they watch NBC.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 10:55 PM (0LHZx)

386 200 Japan is getting ready to launch a mission to an asteroid, Hayabusa 2.
Liftoff is scheduled for 11:22 pm EST, if I have the time conversion right.
Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 10:20 PM (sdi6R)

Well, they better make sure they don't wear any shirts with pictures of big boobeh women.

Posted by: femhag at December 02, 2014 10:55 PM (Yiho6)

387 Cicero, obviously we have watched the same movie.

"What knockers"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 10:55 PM (I9oW4)

388 "One hundred brains go missing from the University of Texas."


Was Abby Normal one of them....?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 10:56 PM (YgRX8)

389 353 One hundred brains go missing from the University of Texas.

It wasn't me!!

Posted by: It's Pronounced EyeGor at December 02, 2014 10:56 PM (oK/8g)

390 Awesome on vanilla ice cream, hell on my blood sugar number. Vendette if you have a crowbar and can stand the tears of my children - I have plenty of chocolate at my place.

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2014 10:52 PM (TETYm)


Uh.... what's the crowbar for?

Posted by: Chocolate Sprinkled CM at December 02, 2014 10:56 PM (0NdlF)

391 One thing about my Aunt Nadie: She was gruff on the outside, but if you ever needed something, like a spanking or a scolding, she'd give it to you.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:56 PM (rwI+c)

392 Back almost 60 years ago, the Russians pioneered the concept of assembling their rockets indoors, and only moving them to the launch pad a day or two before launch. Early U.S. rockets were assembled on the launch pad, and were exposed to the elements for days, weeks, or even months in some cases.

Nowadays pretty much everybody assembles and checks out their rockets in an enclosed facility. The Japanese rocket was only moved to the launch pad about 12 hours ago.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 10:57 PM (sdi6R)

393 375 So, evening Morons.

Who did we piss off today?
Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 10:53 PM (GEICT)

You, you little drunken mick

Other than you, no one that im aware of

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 10:57 PM (W6Tct)

394 Japan is getting ready to launch a mission to an asteroid, Hayabusa 2.

I look forward to the tentacle-themed shirts.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at December 02, 2014 10:57 PM (dmL0t)

395 "Carol, a test pattern would be better than BOR. Buy my doormats!"


Yeah, most days.



Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 10:57 PM (YgRX8)

396 once the liberal boomers (who have never wanted the 1960s to end, and will never let it end) die off.
---------

Sadly, at the same time, those with traditional (rational) values will also die off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 02, 2014 10:58 PM (l1zOH)

397 Metric longbows vs imperial crossbows.

Posted by: Chocolate Sprinkled CM at December 02, 2014 10:55 PM (0NdlF)



Hahahahahaha. That would be a serious flame war.

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 10:58 PM (GEICT)

398 Okay... time for anime.

I'm falling behind on the Autumn Season.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 10:58 PM (/mTq0)

399 Jack Handy, just wondering if you post at another blog as betamax or Laslo...not that I think you'll answer that...

I'm enjoying your posts.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 10:58 PM (+XMAD)

400 If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 10:59 PM (rwI+c)

401 There's a photo of Bean and Preznit Bacha Bazi Obola where they look like they're about to French kiss. Prolly an LA Times property. I can't find it on bing anymore.
Vegan non-driving Hill? Same as her base, duh. The Alinsky sex should nonetheless be made an issue. Alinsky dedicated their bible to scratch hisself, the light carrier. Obola is an Alinsky cultist, and people don't want more Obola, nor bacha bazi.
People may be ready for a female President (I know I had wicked hopes for the McStain-Palin ticket), but they're not ready for a drug-addled (her commencement speech at Wellesley (or w/e it was: video down the memory hole now, fershur) lesbian femme with a muzzie bull partner who had her clitoris cut off as a girl to give more heft to her fist as an adult.

Posted by: zombie Mao Zedong, proxenete pour ValJar at December 02, 2014 10:59 PM (fBW52)

402 Cpt Charles, the Japanese launch staff. Wonder how many Vandread shirts will be present. Or Bebop or Outlaw Star?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 10:59 PM (I9oW4)

403 You, you little drunken mick

Other than you, no one that im aware of

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 10:57 PM (W6Tct)



Pfffft. Gonna take better than that to piss me off.

Very cute little try though. Keep it up buddy, you'll get there one day.

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 10:59 PM (GEICT)

404 398 Okay... time for anime.

I'm falling behind on the Autumn Season.



What's good?

Posted by: Chocolate Sprinkled CM at December 02, 2014 11:00 PM (0NdlF)

405 once the liberal boomers (who have never wanted the 1960s to end, and will never let it end) die off.


_____________________________

They are the ones who turned your kids progressive, so they could live on and on. Kinda like vampires sucking the life out of victims.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at December 02, 2014 11:00 PM (WNERA)

406 "Pfffft. Gonna take better than that to piss me off."

Uh-oh. What's the trouble?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 11:01 PM (YgRX8)

407 402 -- Anna -- Hmm... Cowboy Bebop.

Tho a Gundam or Macross shirt would totally cool.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 11:01 PM (/mTq0)

408 I am going to scoot. Writing to do. Deal with an odious man in story.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 11:01 PM (I9oW4)

409 220 Didnt Hill take fire in bosnia...or some horse shit story like that?
Posted by: E.T. at December 02, 2014 10:24 PM (Myio7)

At one of those events where politicians make jokes about themselves, Cheney said something like,
"Hillary wasn't lying when she said that. She just remembered it wrong. She was on a hunting trip with me."

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2014 11:01 PM (Yiho6)

410 Wait a minute--two 65 year old guys and a 15 year old boy in a hotel room in Oregon and it's "rape"? I don't want to go all Whoopi Goldberg on you (and I don't doubt that a 15 year old boy is below the legal age of consent in Oregon, although I've not checked) but was this "Rape Rape"? Or is it two old chickenhawks picking up a 15 year old street kid who's peddling his ass in the street and agrees to a little homo threesome for cash?

Inquiring minds in the tipi want to know.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 02, 2014 11:01 PM (wdHk6)

411 Posted by: Captain Comic at December 02, 2014 10:29 PM (6XW1o): "252 As for SJW boardgames, I'm reminded of Hank Hill's comment on Christian rock..."

But then ironically, all the great rock being written and performed today IS Christian rock.

Go figure.

Posted by: Beeblebrox has 2 heads at December 02, 2014 11:02 PM (iDpUC)

412 403 You, you little drunken mick

Other than you, no one that im aware of

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 10:57 PM (W6Tct)


Pfffft. Gonna take better than that to piss me off.

Very cute little try though. Keep it up buddy, you'll get there one day.
Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 10:59 PM (GEICT

Just let me know when I'm getting warm. :-)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 11:03 PM (W6Tct)

413 Back almost 60 years ago, the Russians pioneered the
concept of assembling their rockets indoors, and only moving them to the
launch pad a day or two before launch. Early U.S. rockets were
assembled on the launch pad, and were exposed to the elements for days,
weeks, or even months in some cases.



Nowadays pretty much everybody assembles and checks out their
rockets in an enclosed facility. The Japanese rocket was only moved to
the launch pad about 12 hours ago.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 10:57 PM (sdi6R)
The weather in Russia vs Vandenberg had a little to do with it. Plus, playing with red fuming nitric acid indoors was a bit dicey.

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2014 11:03 PM (TETYm)

414 Chavez,
I think BOR has an ago as big as SCOAMT & neither is anything much. SCOAMT pulled wool over too many LIVs, FSA & media to get elected. I hope everyone that voted for that one suffer for it for 16 years.

I almost had a fight at a wake in 2008 about him! I tried to tell cousins here in MA that are in were nearly or 70s that D party left them & it's not the Sainted party of JFK.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 11:03 PM (sj3Ax)

415 Lots of blue and yellow = signs in Seattle. Had fun with some masking tape making not equal signs on bumpers during Washington football home games.
Sorry, can't create proper symbol on phone.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at December 02, 2014 11:03 PM (0atFl)

416 404 -- Chocolate Sprinkled CM -- What's your favorite genre?

There are several I really like... but this season is loaded with shows I like... there's nearly 20 of them.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 11:03 PM (/mTq0)

417 Cpt Charles, if Mari Iijima shows up for the launch...

http://youtu.be/GP2hzhnhyvk

Da culture!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 11:03 PM (I9oW4)

418 Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 02, 2014 11:01 PM (wdHk6)

He's 15. It's rape.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 11:03 PM (+XMAD)

419 387 Cicero, obviously we have watched the same movie.

"What knockers"

-------

The best line from that movie was

WOOF.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2014 11:03 PM (MPK82)

420 I caught 5 minutes of Gravity today.

Are you in Detroit? We had gravity all day here in Baltimore, but I understand everything went offline in Detroit.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 02, 2014 11:04 PM (7TK5d)

421 I have a t shirt with a test pattern on it. I have a ball explaining to hipsters who have never seen a test pattern, how it explains native American oppression. They love it.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 11:04 PM (ucDmr)

422 Just let me know when I'm getting warm. :-)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 11:03 PM (W6Tct)



Ha! Will do.

Just don't go mentioning Natural Born Citizens!

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 11:05 PM (GEICT)

423 Oh crap, not fizzbin again. This could go on all night and far into tomorrow.

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 02, 2014 11:05 PM (g+qqc)

424 But then ironically, all the great rock being written and performed today IS Christian rock.

Go figure.



Which bands/songs are you thinking of?

Posted by: Chocolate Sprinkled CM at December 02, 2014 11:05 PM (0NdlF)

425 Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen's round metal hat.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 11:06 PM (rwI+c)

426 Hasta, thread...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 02, 2014 11:06 PM (YgRX8)

427 416 404 -- Chocolate Sprinkled CM -- What's your favorite genre?

There are several I really like... but this season is loaded with shows I like... there's nearly 20 of them.


Hrm, can't think of a specific genre ....

I would highly rank Trigun, Gurenn Lagann, and Bebop. What would you recommend off that?

Posted by: Chocolate Sprinkled CM at December 02, 2014 11:06 PM (0NdlF)

428 PanzerSpahWagen 234/4 Rad 8

-
I've always wondered about armored cars, did they have solid rubber tires or did they just hope their tires wouldn't be hit?

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 11:07 PM (LImiJ)

429 As the light changed from red to greeen to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 11:07 PM (rwI+c)

430 When you say you are going to live off the grid Detroit is the first thing that comes to mind now. No electricity, no water, no police nice

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 11:07 PM (W6Tct)

431 About 8 minutes to go...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9TwlwZobc4

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 11:07 PM (sdi6R)

432 @410 yeah in fairness they didn't snuff him for that video.
Dood, you are so fair-minded! My Cub Pack wants to suck your d**k.

Posted by: zombie Mao Zedong, proxenete pour ValJar at December 02, 2014 11:07 PM (fBW52)

433 He's 15. It's rape.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 11:03 PM (+XMAD)

-----

What if he was foreign? Maybe 15 is old enough in places where they use the metric system?

(asking for a friend)

Posted by: Sen. Bob Menendez at December 02, 2014 11:08 PM (mB6ez)

434 I bet Brendan Eich is celebrating with some top shelf scotch.

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2014 11:08 PM (TETYm)

435 Are you in Detroit? We had gravity all day here in Baltimore, but I understand everything went offline in Detroit.

-
They went full Venezuela.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 11:08 PM (LImiJ)

436 393 375 So, evening Morons.

Who did we piss off today?
Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 10:53 PM (GEICT)

You, you little drunken mick

Other than you, no one that im aware of
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 10:57 PM (W6Tct)


Shouldn't that be Muslim loving Hispanic hating neonazi little drunken mick satan worshipper?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 11:08 PM (z/Ubi)

437 Hello Kitty launch vehicle?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 11:09 PM (ZeBBB)

438 Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 11:04 PM (ucDmr)

Ha, I can see that: Indian in a test pattern...it's a target...oppression...oh wow, man, that's heavy...

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 11:09 PM (+XMAD)

439 Ok the hebocom vid is hilarious

Posted by: Joe at December 02, 2014 11:09 PM (Br9jf)

440 Nite RK you quitter

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 11:09 PM (W6Tct)

441 I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo!, I'd have all my money back.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 11:10 PM (rwI+c)

442 Shouldn't that be Muslim loving Hispanic hating neonazi little drunken mick satan worshipper?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 11:08 PM (z/Ubi)


That was certainly all encompassing.

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 11:10 PM (GEICT)

443 I see no signs of hope in our society.

At this point, it's not a matter of if we hit bottom, it's when.

Who's gonna save us? Jeb? The GOP? Ha ha.

Our citizenry is too lazy and too greedy and too distracted to give a crap.

People will kill each other on Black Friday but can't be bothered to do anything else.

In NJ, a few LIV football fans (but I repeat myself) took out a billboard to say that the Jets coach should be fired.

I find it funny that people will pay for a sign over a football coach, but where are the signs that say fire this politician or that politician?

Politicians, whether we want to admit it or not, can affect our lives. Football is just a game, played a significant part these days by criminals, no matter how much the LIVs try to act like it's important.

All you have to do is give someone some government cheese whether directly or indirectly and they will become reliable big gov't voters or willfully blind voters.

These are the days Franklin and Jefferson warned us about, yet we have people literally crying over the new craptastic Star Wars trailer.

I am crying over the Republic, freedom, and what Reagan knew to be the last best hope of humanity on this planet.

Priorities, we don't have them.

Posted by: Iasonas at December 02, 2014 11:10 PM (DU875)

444 RE: Christian Rock

I had a guy paint my house and he had a Christian Rock station on. I have no idea what songs or artists were on, but I found the music all sounded exactly the same. And boring as fuck. The problem with that type of rock is that everyone is happy. The music is about how awesome the world is and how awesome God is. And that's the problem with it, rock isn't supposed to be happy. It's supposed to be angry and pissed off at the world.

And yes I know, I'm going straight to hell.....

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 11:11 PM (0LHZx)

445 Donna: it was hilarious, I just kept running with it, they were like whoa!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 11:11 PM (ucDmr)

446 PanzerSpahWagen 234/4 Rad 8



-

I've always wondered about armored cars, did they have solid rubber tires or did they just hope their tires wouldn't be hit?

Posted by: The Great White Snark

I don't know directly, but I have seen photos of several carrying full sized spares on their top decks.

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2014 11:11 PM (TETYm)

447 Very cute little try though. Keep it up buddy, you'll get there one day.
Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 10:59 PM (GEICT

Just let me know when I'm getting warm. :-)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 11:03 PM (W6Tct)



Psst. Claim that he agrees with Andrew WK.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 11:12 PM (z/Ubi)

448 i LOLd at the Fahrenheit 411...

and then someone went and fixed it.

you bastards!

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 02, 2014 11:12 PM (RiMtm)

449 Which is why the 234/4 is so neat.But failing that, perhaps a little British Fox scout car. Or a German Fuchs Rad 8.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 10:54 PM

Really? Good hunting, but I doubt one will ever come up for sale. They made precious few of those, late war and I'd be surprised if any more than a couple were left in museums or something?

Posted by: otho at December 02, 2014 11:12 PM (tBSrv)

450 Sometimes I wonder if I'm patriotic enough. Yes, I want to kill people, but on both sides.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 11:12 PM (rwI+c)

451 It's supposed to be angry and pissed off at the world.


So they need some Irish Catholic Christian rock

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2014 11:12 PM (TETYm)

452 Youtube has shut down MEMRI.

http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/youtube-terminates-memri-tv-account

Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney at December 02, 2014 11:12 PM (VLfid)

453 Who did we piss off today?
Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 10:53 PM (GEICT)

We pissed Hector something fierce in the last thread, because we all love Bosnian Muslims and CAIR and hate Christianity.

And also puppies and rainbows.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 11:12 PM (+XMAD)

454 the 234/4 I mean.

Posted by: otho at December 02, 2014 11:12 PM (tBSrv)

455 Posted by: Iasonas at December 02, 2014 11:10 PM (DU875)

----------

What are you. Diogenes?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 02, 2014 11:13 PM (MPK82)

456 The PanzerSpahWagen 234/4 Rad 8 carried a spare tire on the rear. Not on the rear deck but hanging off the rear. Which makes sense for two reasons - easier to get at and provides a little extra protection to the engine.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 11:13 PM (I9oW4)

457 Posted by: Iasonas at December 02, 2014 11:10 PM (DU875)

_________

There are 3 cable news networks. 6 if you count the financial channels as news.

There are about 100 cable sports channels.

Tells you all you need to know about what's important to the average American.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 11:13 PM (0LHZx)

458 Psst. Claim that he agrees with Andrew WK.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 11:12 PM (z/Ubi)



Hahahahahahahahahha. I'll be honest, I have no idea what the fuck that's supposed to mean.

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 11:14 PM (GEICT)

459 And also puppies and rainbows.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 11:12 PM (+XMAD)
***********
AND ALSO PUPPIES AND RAINBOWS?

Posted by: AL SHARPTON at December 02, 2014 11:14 PM (jucos)

460 Here we go...

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 11:14 PM (sdi6R)

461 428 -- The Great White Snark -- Air-filled tires.

However, if the crew had the smarts (and terrain) for it, all you'd ever see of a German armored car was the upper 1/3 - 1/4.

If you ever saw them at all... they tended not to shoot, and would fade away if they thought they would be cut off.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 11:14 PM (/mTq0)

462 438: Donna: I explained how the vertical hold symbolized how their spirits were oppressed and they couldn't leave the astral plain. They were blown away.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 11:14 PM (ucDmr)

463 Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 11:11 PM (0LHZx)

You're not making Christianity any better, you're just making rock and roll worse.

Posted by: Hank Hill at December 02, 2014 11:14 PM (DU875)

464 @415 That's a homo sign?!?
I always thought it meant Swedish (the colors) captain (the bars).
I guess it's the same thing, really.

Posted by: Leif Ericson's paternal grampa at December 02, 2014 11:14 PM (fBW52)

465 So, what's the deal with the asshole? Are we ignoring him hoping that he will go away, or should we start smacking him with the mallet?

Posted by: tcn in AK, almost at December 02, 2014 11:14 PM (g+qqc)

466 RE: Christian Rock

I had a guy paint my house and he had a Christian Rock station on. I
have no idea what songs or artists were on, but I found the music all
sounded exactly the same. And boring as fuck. The problem with that type
of rock is that everyone is happy. The music is about how awesome the
world is and how awesome God is. And that's the problem with it, rock
isn't supposed to be happy. It's supposed to be angry and pissed off at
the world.

And yes I know, I'm going straight to hell.....
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 11:11 PM (0LHZx)



A great Christian Rock that has pumped out a ton of hits which you probably didn't realize is Christian Rock:
Collective Soul

Posted by: mugiwara at December 02, 2014 11:14 PM (3a584)

467 We pissed Hector something fierce in the last thread, because we all love Bosnian Muslims and CAIR and hate Christianity.

And also puppies and rainbows.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 11:12 PM (+XMAD)



Yeah, yeah that totally sounds like the Horde.

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 11:14 PM (GEICT)

468 Anna, if your serious, I think Aberdeen has a program under which they lend out items from their massive collection to credible restorers. Who can restore them and utilize them.

Posted by: Jean at December 02, 2014 11:15 PM (TETYm)

469 Gutfeld came out with his Records of the Year today:

http://tinyurl.com/k7j5ndf

Generally speaking, he's way ahead of me; I can't fathom the stuff he likes; I can tell it's different and would be interesting if I liked that sort of thing, but I did actually like this one, which he dubbed his "hard rock song of the year." It improved on repeated listening.

http://tinyurl.com/pm96dsv

Posted by: Splunge at December 02, 2014 11:15 PM (qyomX)

470 Pitt was born in Oklahoma and raised in Missouri. I always get the feeling with him that there is a core of red state common sense there which has been smothered by Hollywood PC, but it occasionally breaks through and asserts itself.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 10:39 PM (+XMAD)

His mom took a lot of heat from the media because she wrote a letter to the editor in her local newspaper. IIRC iit was anti gay marriage. They really pummeled the poor woman.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2014 11:15 PM (Yiho6)

Posted by: Iasonas at December 02, 2014 11:16 PM (DU875)

472 I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.

Posted by: Jack Handy at December 02, 2014 11:16 PM (rwI+c)

473 Jean can I get a grant from the Federal government to create a museum so I can then get another grant so they loan me a 234/4 to restore?

Wait perhaps I should call my Congresscritter....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 11:16 PM (I9oW4)

474 462 438: Donna: I explained how the vertical hold symbolized how their spirits were oppressed and they couldn't leave the astral plain. They were blown away.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 11:14 PM (ucDmr)

That's really good. I tip my hat, sir.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 11:17 PM (+XMAD)

475 A great Christian Rock that has pumped out a ton of hits which you probably didn't realize is Christian Rock:
Collective Soul
Posted by: mugiwara at December 02, 2014 11:14 PM (3a584)

____________

That's a pretty broad definition of Christian Rock isn't it? I know the members of the band are quite religious. But is that "Christian Rock"? If that's part of the movement, fair enough, that's some good stuff.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 11:17 PM (0LHZx)

476 t supposed to be happy. It's supposed to be angry and pissed off at
the world.

And yes I know, I'm going straight to hell.....
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 11:11 PM (0LHZx)


Hell? Not sure about that, but I hear D-Lamp needs a room mate

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 11:17 PM (W6Tct)

477 It didn't blow up.

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 11:17 PM (ZeBBB)

478 SRB separation.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 11:17 PM (sdi6R)

479 Collective Soul is not a Christian rock band. Live, however, is (or was?).

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014 11:17 PM (q0tGG)

480 Why does everyone hate D-Lamp?

Posted by: Iasonas at December 02, 2014 11:18 PM (DU875)

481 How does landing rockets on asteroids help muslim outreach?

Posted by: Boss Moss at December 02, 2014 11:19 PM (ZeBBB)

482 480 Why does everyone hate D-Lamp?

Posted by: Iasonas at December 02, 2014 11:18 PM (DU875)



Because he was a psychotic douchebag.

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 11:19 PM (GEICT)

483 The first stage burns for about 6 minutes, which is pretty long for a first stage.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 11:20 PM (sdi6R)

484 Mrs. Brad Pitt, Angeline Jolie is Jon Voight's daughter. The same Jon Voight that has been an a Republican for a long time, and an open Republican in Hollywood at that.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 11:20 PM (0LHZx)

485 "The music is about how awesome the world is and how awesome God is. And that's the problem with it, rock isn't supposed to be happy. It's supposed to be angry and pissed off at the world.
"

That's actually not at all true. Christian rock sucks for a lot of reasons, but being too happy isn't one of them.

Posted by: Lauren at December 02, 2014 11:20 PM (BPMYx)

486 That's a pretty broad definition of Christian Rock isn't it? I know
the members of the band are quite religious. But is that "Christian
Rock"? If that's part of the movement, fair enough, that's some good
stuff.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 11:17 PM (0LHZx)

I don't think they market themselves as 'Christian Rock', but most of their songs have a pretty clear religious tone to the lyrics. I actually never knew then heard them on Howard Stern a few years back. All the band members made it pretty clear that Christianity is a big part of who they are as individuals and as a band.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 02, 2014 11:20 PM (3a584)

487 Hillary a vegan? Fat chance! You don't get to be that size by eating nothing but carrots and celery. Maybe if she's only stuffing her cheeks full of Cheetos and Wavy Lays. But even then, I ain't buying it.

Posted by: Warren Buffet at December 02, 2014 11:20 PM (/pOl7)

488 453 Who did we piss off today?
Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 10:53 PM (GEICT)

We pissed Hector something fierce in the last thread, because we all love Bosnian Muslims and CAIR and hate Christianity.

And also puppies and rainbows.
Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 11:12 PM (+XMAD)

Plus we found out he fucked goats and blew lamas

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 11:20 PM (W6Tct)

489 Christian Rock

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It's not exactly Christian rock by I like Tuck and Patti, especially their Love Warriors album. It's Tuck on jazzy guitar (he has a unique style) and vocals by Patti.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at December 02, 2014 11:21 PM (LImiJ)

490 427 -- Chocolate Sprinkled CM -- Hmm...

You might like the new Gundam series... Reconguista
Or, a Summer Season show that carried over into the fall... Shirogane no Ishi_ Argevollen.

I liked Aldnoah Zero... but you might not; the show ended with a nasty cliff-hanger that pissed off a LOT of fans. (2nd season is coming for the Winter Season I believe...)

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 11:21 PM (/mTq0)

491 479 Collective Soul is not a Christian rock band. Live, however, is (or was?).
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014 11:17 PM (q0tGG)


Chevelle, Flyleaf, POD, *shudder* Creed.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 11:22 PM (z/Ubi)

492 First stage separation; second stage ignition. So far so good.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 11:22 PM (sdi6R)

493 Chevelle, Flyleaf, POD, *shudder* Creed.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 11:22 PM (z/Ubi)



Skillet

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 11:23 PM (GEICT)

494 POD is Christian Rock? The Youth of the Nation POD?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 11:23 PM (0LHZx)

495
480 Why does everyone hate D-Lamp?
Posted by: Iasonas at December 02, 2014 11:18

Go read the morning dumps or open threads Monday-Friday

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 11:23 PM (W6Tct)

496 Thanks, rickl.

Nice to watch a live rocket launch again, even if it's on the other side of the world.

Posted by: Piercello at December 02, 2014 11:23 PM (JybVy)

497 Hipsters are fun to mock. They have no idea you are doing it. They see the world through a drinking straw. Best part is, you can always tell.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 11:24 PM (ucDmr)

498 "The music is about how awesome the
world is and how awesome God is. And that's the problem with it, rock isn't supposed to be happy. It's supposed to be angry and pissed off at the world. "

Yeah. It's too bad we couldn't bring back, say, St. Augustine or Jonathan Edwards to write Christian rock. They were plenty angry and pissed off at the world.

Or better yet, someone should write a rock opera of Dante's Inferno. Wouldn't be no Godspell, that's for sure. Sure wouldn't be PC either, since it has Mohammed being torn to bits by Satan.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 11:24 PM (+XMAD)

499 So what happened to the story bout hrc's walker.... Did it come fitted with the green tennis balls on the feet or did the msm squelch that one as well.

Posted by: E.T. at December 02, 2014 11:24 PM (K+RBk)

500 Evening horde. Busy busy busy.

Posted by: DC in River City at December 02, 2014 11:25 PM (e+1S5)

501 If being a vegetarian is the big secret that will doom Hillary......I think we're beyond fucked in 2016.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 11:25 PM (0LHZx)

502 499 So what happened to the story bout hrc's walker.... Did it come fitted with the green tennis balls on the feet or did the msm squelch that one as well.
Posted by: E.T. at December 02, 2014 11:24 PM (K+RBk)

She hangs here Naugahyde coat on it at night.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 11:26 PM (W6Tct)

503 500 Evening horde. Busy busy busy.

Posted by: DC in River City at December 02, 2014 11:25 PM (e+1S5)



We all know that's bullshit. You've been high and drunk all day, haven't you?

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 11:26 PM (GEICT)

504 499: Hoveround with strobe lights. That's why she aint tarred.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 11:27 PM (ucDmr)

505 I think an artist has to self-identify as a Christian band to be called such.

Honestly, though, I'm not sure I like the idea of separating off into our own genre. I think it's better to have bands like Collective Soul who don't market themselves as Safe Rock For Christians. They are Christians and they play rock. Their religion, like most aspects of an artist's life and worldview will come through, but it doesn't need to relegate it to its own box.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014 11:27 PM (q0tGG)

506 Jean can I get a grant from the Federal government to create a museum so I can then get another grant so they loan me a 234/4 to restore?

Wait perhaps I should call my Congresscritter....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 02, 2014 11:16 PM (I9oW4)




If want to do it just for funsies, move here. They take volunteers at the Armor Museum Restoration Shop.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 02, 2014 11:27 PM (nL0sw)

507 491 *shudder* Creed.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 11:22 PM (z/Ubi)

'Ol Scott Stapp has such a serious drug problem, his wife & mother in law are trying to get him committed. He's been spewing some major paranoia on teh twitter. They are worried he's going to hurt someone.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at December 02, 2014 11:27 PM (oK/8g)

508
501 If being a vegetarian is the big secret that will doom Hillary......I think we're beyond fucked in 2016.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 11:25 PM (0LHZx)

Vegetarian or vagitarain?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 11:27 PM (W6Tct)

509 End of first second stage burn. Now there will be an 88-minute coast period, then another second stage burn that will send it to escape velocity.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 11:28 PM (sdi6R)

510 @463 I'm an old guy, but DC Talk really put on a show! "Mind's Eye" rocks me.
I've never seen OC Supertones, but my kids tell me they're great. "Dream of 2 Cities", " Shepherd is the Lamb", or "Hold on to Jesus" are good starts.But then, I grew up with TE Ford, Mahalia Jackson, and The Beatles.

Posted by: Leif Ericson's paternal grampa at December 02, 2014 11:29 PM (fBW52)

511 Well, time for bed, horde. Tomorrow's hump day. Where will the FSA be if we don't get up and go to work?

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 11:29 PM (+XMAD)

512 Ok thx for the links, that movie was probably the source. I'll have to check it out - my thought is that this 30 yr gap before the supposed transformation is more tenuous then real ... But I could be wrong - just doesn't taste right to me - rarely does history change so much without an agenda. I guess my old history prof would've called it historiography.

401 is unreadable lunacy - can we just speak English please without having to turn every word into some kind of hateful joke?

Posted by: Joe at December 02, 2014 11:29 PM (Br9jf)

513 And that's the problem with it, rock
isn't supposed to be happy. It's supposed to be angry and pissed off at
the world.


I see the problem. See, "rock" is a musical style with a blues-based chord progression and a backbeat.

What you have it confused with is "Being A Young Dolt", which is usually when you first enjoy listening to a lot of new music.

And dolts prefer anger and rebellion because they are stupid nincompoops who don't know jack.

Rock is just a music style. Anger is just lack of control.

Leftists are always angry because the world requires truth and hard choices. So they write youthful, rebellious, stupid tantrum-throwing songs about being dolts with no self control - and since dillweeds are also selling this crap to kids, they never grow up either. SO they're lame, rebellious, infantile posers themselves.

And so on, and so on... as the song goes.



Posted by: Inspector Cussword at December 02, 2014 11:29 PM (scgac)

514 503 500 Evening horde. Busy busy busy.

Posted by: DC in River City at December 02, 2014 11:25 PM (e+1S5)


We all know that's bullshit. You've been high and drunk all day, haven't you?
Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 11:26 PM (GEICT)

And didn't share

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 11:29 PM (W6Tct)

515 >>>We all know that's bullshit. You've been high and drunk all day, haven't you?

Nah, just drunk all day. Wouldn't want to inadvertently destroy all of western civilization by having a toke or three.

Don't you know about China in the 15th century?

Posted by: DC in River City at December 02, 2014 11:30 PM (e+1S5)

516 Has anyone heard of "Exodus: Gods and Kings"?

Posted by: Gingy who is HOME at December 02, 2014 11:30 PM (KAmzK)

517 And didn't share

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 02, 2014 11:29 PM (W6Tct)



And ain't that some shit??!?

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 11:30 PM (GEICT)

518 And that's the problem with it, rock
isn't supposed to be happy. It's supposed to be angry and pissed off at
the world.

And yes I know, I'm going straight to hell.....
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 11:11 PM (0LHZx)


I'm a metal/death metal/viking metal guitar player. if I ever tried Christian rock I would probably burst into flames. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2014 11:30 PM (FMbng)

519 Kansas had a lot of Christian message In their tunes, due to Kerry Livgrens writing. But they were never labeled as such

Posted by: Mr. Natural at December 02, 2014 11:31 PM (/pOl7)

520 Don't you know about China in the 15th century?

Posted by: DC in River City at December 02, 2014 11:30 PM (e+1S5)



Of course. I've spent years studying it. And gay bath houses. Mostly gay bath houses.

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 11:31 PM (GEICT)

521 511: night Donna.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 11:31 PM (ucDmr)

522 The JAXA webcast is signing off. They'll be back in a little over an hour to cover the second second stage burn and spacecraft separation.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 11:34 PM (sdi6R)

523 519: Carry on My wayward Son.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at December 02, 2014 11:34 PM (ucDmr)

524 @487 She is definitely into big carb, tho'. I'd like to see her serum lipid profile.
If I had to guess, she's a "bowel health" type... those sweet lies Bill told her after plying her with dank bud, graham crackers, and sweetened condensed milk, plus early furry lesbo carpet-munching pr0n.

Posted by: Leif Ericson's paternal grampa at December 02, 2014 11:35 PM (fBW52)

525 "Leftists are always angry because the world requires truth and hard choices. So they write youthful, rebellious, stupid tantrum-throwing songs about being dolts with no self control - and since dillweeds are also selling this crap to kids, they never grow up either. SO they're lame, rebellious, infantile posers themselves.

And so on, and so on... as the song goes."

Yeah - while I still listen to rock occasionally, and harbor a certain affection for the songs of my youth, I realize that it's a genre geared toward adolescents and it celebrates adolescent emotions and an adolescent idea of freedom, "Yay! Sex! Drugs! Rock and Roll!"

Which is why all those rock and roll "rebels" (with a few exceptions) turned out to be enthusiastic believers in Big Government Nanny Statism and don't see the contradiction.

Posted by: Donna &&&&&& V. (brandishing ampersands but not hot pink armpit hair) at December 02, 2014 11:35 PM (+XMAD)

526 CM -- The shows I'm liking...

Inou Battle... high schools kids with super powers, but don't how (or why) they they obtained them < plot reveal in ep.7-8 tho>

Log Horizon (1st and 2nd season)... love the characters and story.

Hitsugi no Chaika (Coffin Princess)... convoluted plot... keeps you guessing.

There are others (previous season)... Tokyo Ghoul... but not everybody's cup of tea... VERY dark and bloody, but has a good story.

Sometime I'll have to post a list of my fav's thus far this year...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 02, 2014 11:35 PM (/mTq0)

527
A great Christian Rock that has pumped out a ton of hits which you probably didn't realize is Christian Rock:
Collective Soul

Posted by: mugiwara at December 02, 2014 11:14 PM (3a584)










Kings X started off being pretty obviously Christian Rock (two members used to play with Phil Keaggy). Great band, their 2nd album Gretchen Goes To Nebraska is one of the great unsung hard rock albums.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2014 11:35 PM (8v9fw)

528 Why does everyone hate D-Lamp?

I suspect that it's not because he was wrong, he was usually on the correctish side of issues. He was......intense I think is the best way to put it. Everything was life threateningly important, right now, and he was determined to make sure you knew that. Again. Again. And again.

Look, I think that the media is one of the biggest threats to this country. I agree that they are as responsible as any of the, if not more responsible than most, critical theory outlets for where we find ourself. That doesn't mean I need a 500 word diatribe on how the media is responsible for the dearth of homemade mashed potatoes i just posted about in a Thanksgiving thread.

OCD, aspbergers or just passionate about politics and culture? I dunno. I can't even say that there aren't times when I don't feel exactly the same as D-Lamp. I just can't keep it up 24/7 or I'd go insane. Or climb a bell tower with a rifle.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 02, 2014 11:38 PM (7TK5d)

529 So, no love for the M8? tanksforsale.co.uk
I would check with the Polish, Hungarian and Roumanian governments and see if they have something laying about. Dollar will buy a lot today.
Later, bread is done.

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at December 02, 2014 11:40 PM (0atFl)

530 Honey, that sounds like Big.

Posted by: Gingy who is HOME at December 02, 2014 11:40 PM (KAmzK)

531 @525 Exactly right, as usual.

Posted by: fBW52, knuckle-dragging Minnesotan at December 02, 2014 11:41 PM (fBW52)

532 Posted by: Weirddave at December 02, 2014 11:38 PM (7TK5d)


It goes far far beyond all that.

Wishing to ship all journalists over to ISIS to be beheaded.

Saying that some US cities are more deserving of terrorist attacks than others.

Not being upset if "blue" cities were attacked.

And on and on.

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 11:42 PM (GEICT)

533 If being a vegetarian is the big secret that will doom Hillary......I think we're beyond fucked in 2016.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at December 02, 2014 11:25 PM (0LHZx)

her ass is too big to be a vegatarian ass

it is science

Posted by: Jock Eweing at December 02, 2014 11:43 PM (uF6Is)

534
Why does everyone hate D-Lamp?








The thing is, when he shortened his nick to D-Lamp, he became LESS dickish, and was relatively sane and reasonable about 1/3 of the time.

When he was commenting as Diogene's Lamp? Easily 99% troll, with a great big dollup of Moby.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2014 11:43 PM (8v9fw)

535 I'm outta here. Good night, all!

Posted by: Vendette at December 02, 2014 11:43 PM (2IpUc)

536 His positions were rational. I don't think your mockery is as effective as you think it is.
Posted by: CM at December 02, 2014 10:14 PM (0NdlF)

But his solutions were not. Generally they all came down to declaring dictatorship and initiating a purge. However, if you like your ethnic cleansing, I guess you can keep it.
I have suggestions as to where to place it to keep it safe.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 02, 2014 11:43 PM (t//F+)

537 523: I was thinking more along the lines of Portrait or Hold On. But you're correct.

Posted by: Mr. Natural at December 02, 2014 11:44 PM (/pOl7)

538 Gods and Kings"?
Posted by: Gingy who is HOME at December 02, 2014 11:30 PM (KAmzK)



Yes. At least it looks like they are going to mention God and not pretend that Moses is an environmentalist and the parting of the Red Sea is due to global warming.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 02, 2014 11:44 PM (8tXjg)

539 I don't understand why this shit is being tolerated, at all! How long should it take for a few cruisers to show up, and the cops to drag these assholes off the road?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 02, 2014 10:16 PM (Yiho6)

Where are the Blues Brothers when we so desperately need them?

http://tinyurl.com/ouef9jn

Posted by: Jen the original at December 02, 2014 11:45 PM (oOlEN)

540 "Carry On My Wayward Son" a Christian anthem?
It's based on Hermann Hesse. The band said so. At their concerts.
While Hesse's not expressly anti-Christian, he was the motivation for any amount of hipsterish doofiness back in my day, sonny.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at December 02, 2014 11:45 PM (xq1UY)

541 Bob Dylan has been known to play Christian rock on occasion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icUVZHRi3ps

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 11:47 PM (sdi6R)

542
The Burning Bush

Global Warming

The Burning Bush

Global Warming

There's a meme here somewhere....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2014 11:47 PM (8v9fw)

543 The thing is, when he shortened his nick to D-Lamp,
he became LESS dickish, and was relatively sane and reasonable about 1/3
of the time.

When he was commenting as Diogene's Lamp? Easily 99% troll, with a great big dollup of Moby.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2014 11:43 PM (8v9fw)



Totally agree. The original incarnation was non-stop Natural Born Citizen at a thousand miles an hour.


D-Lamp is far more interesting, but still... overbearing.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 02, 2014 11:47 PM (3a584)

544 Hey, chi!!!! Nice to see you, too. Sometimes lately, though, I gots to keep my head from gettin' too splodey. I kinda lurk a little but, truth be told, I'm mostly watching teevee and smokin' pot. My bad . . .
Posted by: Peaches at December 02, 2014 10:15 PM (ncAtG)

I couldn't find my one hitter the other day, after some time on the ONT.

Today the wife says it showed up in the wash! Yay!

Posted by: some old stoney at December 02, 2014 11:47 PM (o/90i)

545 All genres can have rebellious songs. Some genres definitely tilt more that way by design. Punk was pretty much rebellion at it's core. There IS the total hipster douchebag rebellion songs, but that type of rebellion is from a whole different place as other genre's "rebellion". Its a more frigging whiny, entitled, self important style of douchebaggery.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2014 11:48 PM (FMbng)

546 I liked some of what D-Lamp said, but it's almost as if his hatred of media, JEF & other things made me wonder, some days, if he'd go do what he wanted to do.

Ace can't have that on his blog, which has very few rules.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 11:48 PM (sj3Ax)

547 I have a vegetarian niece who is as pudgy as a tub of cool whip - I call it the Twinkie diet ...

Posted by: Joe at December 02, 2014 11:48 PM (Br9jf)

548 534

Yeah, but I think he started commenting more frequently when he shortened his name, too. Or maybe we just got sick of him around that time.

I honestly read his posts as parody a few times before I got to know his deal, back when he was Diogenes Lamp.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014 11:49 PM (q0tGG)

549 Again. Again. And again.

Mostly this. He was usually in broadcast mode rather than commenting mode.

Plus his greatest crime was that he inserted needless carriage returns in his comments so that each one took up like a quarter of the screen and made my reading the comments a pain.

Posted by: MaetenlochLamp at December 02, 2014 11:50 PM (wqVD1)

550 I don't agree with any of that Cochran. But.

From a strictly means and ends perspective, and if one honestly believes Armageddon is imminent and unavoidable without drastic and immediate change, can you think of a better way to "save the country"?

It's not unique to D-Lamp, it's a universal human failing. How many times in history has that "final solution" been proposed?

D-Lamp just rants about it. Leftists try to implement it.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 02, 2014 11:51 PM (7TK5d)

551 Today, I discovered something to love about the week after a major holiday.

It's easy for even a romantically inept clod like me to find out subtly if an intriguing acquaintance of the opposite sex is single at times like this. "So, did you have a nice Thanksgiving? Cool; who'd you spend it with? Friends, family, ... ?"

If she has a husband/boyfriend, at this point she'll mention him, or at least use the pronoun "we" instead of "I".

I found out one woman to whom I'm attracted spent Thanksgiving alone, and another one spent it with just her sister, her only local relative.

Well! One of these days, I'll have to force myself to ask one or the other of them out. I'll totally get on that... later.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 02, 2014 11:52 PM (5pg79)

552 This thread makes me want to somehow find a way for D-Lamp to form a band. Just to see how that would turn out.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014 11:53 PM (q0tGG)

553 so the logo-a yellow equals sign on a blue background


is big homo, I knew it

Posted by: Jock Eweing at December 02, 2014 11:54 PM (uF6Is)

554 Plus his greatest crime was that he inserted needless carriage returns in his comments so that each one took up like a quarter of the screen and made my reading the comments a pain.
Posted by: MaetenlochLamp at December 02, 2014 11:50 PM (wqVD1)

*******

I only lurk in early threads, because work. Seems like the guy was every 3rd or 4th post while scrolling. Pretty prolific, if a bit unhinged.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 02, 2014 11:54 PM (2qBk+)

555 550 I don't agree with any of that Cochran. But.

From a strictly means and ends perspective, and if one honestly believes Armageddon is imminent and unavoidable without drastic and immediate change, can you think of a better way to "save the country"?

It's not unique to D-Lamp, it's a universal human failing. How many times in history has that "final solution" been proposed?

D-Lamp just rants about it. Leftists try to implement it.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 02, 2014 11:51 PM (7TK5d)



There is no but. I reject utterly and completely what he proposed. Utterly. And Completely.

If wholesale slaughter of American citizens, based purely on their political orientations, is somehow deemed necessary to "save" the country...I'd rather see the motherfucker burn.

"Some cities deserve the attack more than other". You want to defend that?

"Would feel no sympathy if blue cities are hit with a terrorist attack." Gonna defend that?

I'm not. Just the opposite in fact.

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 11:54 PM (GEICT)

556 I'm a metal/death metal/viking metal guitar player. if I ever tried Christian rock I would probably burst into flames. lol

That would make for a spectacular stage show.

Not saying you should go for it, just thinking of the possibilities.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 02, 2014 11:55 PM (UVfht)

557 546 I liked some of what D-Lamp said, but it's almost as if his hatred of media, JEF other things made me wonder, some days, if he'd go do what he wanted to do.

Ace can't have that on his blog, which has very few rules.
Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 11:48 PM (sj3Ax)


Everyone please remember that Ace is already being sued in one lawsuit. He does not need any more.

If you want to fantasize about assaulting and killing reporters on a daily basis, please find a new home or start your own blog. I already checked and it turns out that killallthereporters.com is available so there you go.

Posted by: MaetenlochLamp at December 02, 2014 11:55 PM (wqVD1)

558 I pretty much agreed with D-Lamp 100% as far as the media is concerned. I hold them fully responsible for giving us Obama. If they had done their job and dug into his background he couldn't have been elected dogcatcher. There is no punishment too extreme for those treasonous bastards.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 11:55 PM (sdi6R)

559
I found out one woman to whom I'm attracted spent Thanksgiving alone, and another one spent it with just her sister, her only local relative.

Well! One of these days, I'll have to force myself to ask one or the other of them out. I'll totally get on that... later.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 02, 2014 11:52 PM (5pg79)






Remember, per The AoSHQ LifeStyle Manual, the key to nookie is pancakes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 02, 2014 11:55 PM (8v9fw)

560 That doesn't mean I need a 500 word diatribe on how the media is responsible for the dearth of homemade mashed potatoes

We sure don't need that.

Posted by: Hungry Jack at December 02, 2014 11:56 PM (W5DcG)

561 I'm confused, there was Diogenes Lamp & he changed to D_Lamp.
And there is a Diogenes too?'different men? iPad capitalized Diogenes & I tried to change.

Posted by: Carol at December 02, 2014 11:56 PM (sj3Ax)

562 550 D-Lamp just rants about it. Leftists try to implement it.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 02, 2014 11:51 PM

Uh maybe it's just me, but he sounded super serial about implementation, & like he was trying to rally his storm troopers here.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy lamps at December 02, 2014 11:57 PM (oK/8g)

563 558 I pretty much agreed with D-Lamp 100% as far as the media is concerned. I hold them fully responsible for giving us Obama. If they had done their job and dug into his background he couldn't have been elected dogcatcher. There is no punishment too extreme for those treasonous bastards.

Posted by: rickl at December 02, 2014 11:55 PM (sdi6R)



Including violence even up to death?

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 11:57 PM (GEICT)

564 so hrc self selected a yellow equals sign as their logo? I have heard yellow identifiers have not had a legacy of desirability. I heard it was not a highly sought after color in the mid 20th century.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 11:57 PM (iBXmZ)

565 sons of anarchy is such a stupid show.

Posted by: n at December 02, 2014 11:58 PM (iBXmZ)

566 Comments 557 and 558, taken together, are amusing to me.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014 11:58 PM (q0tGG)

567 RE: Tuck Patti:

Cover of Beatles' "Honey Pie". Always loved it.

http://tinyurl.com/pn5eqlk

Posted by: B. at December 03, 2014 12:00 AM (Nbc1l)

568 Warberler, dont let them spend New Years alone.

Posted by: Jean at December 03, 2014 12:00 AM (TETYm)

569 Re: difficult posters, I clearly recall the McStainian grief I got here for stating the simple truth that Barack Hussein Obama was a new hybrid socialist.
Yet, I persevere b/c (a) you morons are the last great hope of humanity, and (b) I might get laid (even if it requires religious conversion (hi, Rex Mottram)) and marriage.
That'd be worth it to me.

Posted by: fBW52, knuckle-dragging Minnesotan at December 03, 2014 12:00 AM (fBW52)

570 Comments 557 and 558, taken together, are amusing to me.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014 11:58 PM (q0tGG)
***********
COMMENTS 557 AND 558, TAKEN TOGETHER, ARE AMUSING TO ME?

Posted by: AL SHARPTON at December 03, 2014 12:00 AM (jucos)

571 mfm is no longer a news outlet it is strictly pr for several years.

Posted by: n at December 03, 2014 12:00 AM (iBXmZ)

572 I'm a metal/death metal/viking metal guitar player. if I ever tried Christian rock I would probably burst into flames. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 02, 2014 11:30 PM (FMbng)

Mark Farner made the transition, then back to metal as part of GFR. I saw them a few years ago; other than his Christian themed shirt he didn't seem to be suffering any side effects

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2014 12:01 AM (owvKd)

573 563
Including violence even up to death?
Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 02, 2014 11:57 PM (GEICT)


https://tinyurl.com/mzohe6b

And that's all I'll say about that.

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2014 12:01 AM (sdi6R)

574 566 Comments 557 and 558, taken together, are amusing to me.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 02, 2014 11:58 PM (q0tGG)

---------

Haaaa. Thank you. I thought so too!

Posted by: wheatie at December 03, 2014 12:01 AM (YKQrT)

575 Yeah, I definitely saw D-Lamp as trying to rally us to his cause, at least some of the time. Most of the time he was just trying to communicate how Super Tough Consrvative he could be, which was actually the more annoying of his settings. He would eventually skulk off from his rallying when called on it, usually.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 03, 2014 12:02 AM (q0tGG)

576 https://tinyurl.com/mzohe6b

And that's all I'll say about that.

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2014 12:01 AM (sdi6R)



Look, I'm always open and upfront and honest about my opinions, popular or not.

Others should be the same.

And that's all I'll say about that.

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 03, 2014 12:05 AM (GEICT)

577 #559: I think I'll have to disagree with your formulation, here. You seem to be getting the cause and effect backwards. Pancakes are a breakfast food, and thus the serving of pancakes occurs after the nookie, provided she didn't gnaw her own arm off and run away in the night.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 03, 2014 12:05 AM (5pg79)

578 I already checked and it turns out that killallthereporters.com is available so there you go.


And wouldn't ya know, so is killallthelawyers.com.


AD should snap that one up.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 03, 2014 12:05 AM (xSCb6)

579 does western union have a telegram service anymore

Posted by: n at December 03, 2014 12:06 AM (iBXmZ)

580 Maetenloch
I wrote I agreed with some of what D-Lamp but understand Ace could be held (in some fool's mind) responsible.

Please read my whole comment.

Thank you & please don't ban me.
My comment was copied & pasted w/o full response'

Posted by: Carol at December 03, 2014 12:06 AM (sj3Ax)

581 Tuesday Night Mellow Your Rage Stroke ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/539815728137134080

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/539815990427922432

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/539816463033724928

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/539816966668959744

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/539866915297316864

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/539867529569914880

Posted by: kbdabear at December 03, 2014 12:07 AM (GrXXa)

582 @559 and this is KEY: "Are not 2 sparrows bought with a farthing? Yet, not one of them falls without your Father's knowing."

Posted by: fBW52, knuckle-dragging Minnesotan at December 03, 2014 12:07 AM (fBW52)

583 And wouldn't ya know, so is killallthelawyers.com.


AD should snap that one up.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 03, 2014 12:05 AM (xSCb6)



So is swirliethemathematician.com and dunkthenerd.com

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 03, 2014 12:08 AM (GEICT)

584 578 I already checked and it turns out that killallthereporters.com is available so there you go.


And wouldn't ya know, so is killallthelawyers.com.


AD should snap that one up.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 03, 2014 12:05 AM (xSCb6)


Eh he doesn't want to kill them. He just wants to make them take calculus. Only 85% of them will likely commit suicide by the final.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 03, 2014 12:08 AM (z/Ubi)

585 #568: Thanks for that advice, Jean! That makes a lot of sense.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 03, 2014 12:09 AM (5pg79)

586 I will say this about D-Lamp, though. He was a popular guy. Have you ever met a Super Tough Consrvative like him who could claim so many gay, black, marijuana-using friends? Pity they all led such terrible lives...

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 03, 2014 12:09 AM (q0tGG)

587 More Mellow Stroke ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/539868251220873217

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/539939018876526593

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/539939271159717888

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/539939611208736768

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/539939882043330560

Posted by: kbdabear at December 03, 2014 12:09 AM (GrXXa)

588 Thank you please don't ban me.
My comment was copied pasted w/o full response'
Posted by: Carol at December 03, 2014 12:06 AM (sj3Ax)


Huh? I was agreeing with you.

But...since I'm so nice and all that human touchy-feely jazz I'm willing to not ban you in return for 1.5 square feet of brownies. That seems fair right?

Posted by: MaetenlochLamp at December 03, 2014 12:09 AM (wqVD1)

589
"Tuesday Night Mellow Your Rage Stroke ONT Compliance Pics"


I must've misunderstood what "mellow" means for a long damn time.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 03, 2014 12:09 AM (xSCb6)

590 Strawberries!!!

Posted by: Jean at December 03, 2014 12:10 AM (TETYm)

591 Maet is drunk with power.

I'm jealous. Drunk-with-power sounds nice.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 03, 2014 12:11 AM (q0tGG)

592 More Dylan Christian rock:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTpZHU0KRpI

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2014 12:12 AM (sdi6R)

593 I see a bridesmaid who is going to get a lot of free drinks at the cash bar.

Posted by: Jean at December 03, 2014 12:12 AM (TETYm)

594 591 Maet is drunk with power.
I'm jealous. Drunk-with-power sounds nice.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 03, 2014 12:11 AM (q0tGG)


We prefer the term intoxicated. Just like when you're crazy but rich, you become 'eccentric'.

Posted by: MaetenlochLamp at December 03, 2014 12:12 AM (wqVD1)

595 I already checked and it turns out that killallthereporters.com is available so there you go.
And wouldn't ya know, so is killallthelawyers.com.
AD should snap that one up.
Posted by: Burn the Witch at December 03, 2014 12:05 AM (xSCb6)



I got kind of interested so I tested a few killallthe___.com. No hits on politicians, christians, muslims, babies, french. Thought for sure jews or scandis would hit. Nada.

Looks like there's a load of primo net real estate sitting for the taking right there.

Posted by: mugiwara at December 03, 2014 12:15 AM (3a584)

596 I found out one woman to whom I'm attracted spent Thanksgiving alone, and another one spent it with just her sister, her only local relative.
Well! One of these days, I'll have to force myself to ask one or the other of them out. I'll totally get on that... later.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 02, 2014 11:52 PM

Do it sooner, rather than later.

JMHO from an old md guy. We've been together for 40 yrs now. A companion is a good thing to have in life, if you can find one.

We have our days, but it's way overwhelmingly worth it for me. I'm lucky I found a great gal, who needs to stop nagging me...

(I do think that's a proper use of ellipsis re" Chi's reference.)


Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2014 12:17 AM (o/90i)

597 I did not know Ace was being lawfared - anyone care to elaborate?

Posted by: Joe at December 03, 2014 12:18 AM (Br9jf)

598 There is no but. I reject utterly and completely what he proposed. Utterly. And Completely.



If wholesale slaughter of American citizens, based purely on their
political orientations, is somehow deemed necessary to "save" the
country...I'd rather see the motherfucker burn.



"Some cities deserve the attack more than other". You want to defend that?



"Would feel no sympathy if blue cities are hit with a terrorist attack." Gonna defend that?



I'm not. Just the opposite in fact.


I said I understood it. I didn't say I defended it.

And let me ask you a question. Just what do you think the whole SMOD meme is about anyway? Sure, it's kidding. And no, I don't think that anyone actually wants a Yucatan level event, but the idea behind the SMOD is "Boy, if somehow all the progs would magically disappear (through a supernatural or uncontrollable natural agency that we are in no way responsible for), what a wonderful world it would be, eh?".

I'll even go one further. When the Tsarnaev brothers were on the run, and it was shown that the car they carjacked had a "coexist" bumper sticker on it, I DID say "How do you like your whole philosophy now, huh? Why didn't you just coexist with those terrorists?", and I know I wasn't alone.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2014 12:20 AM (KAmzK)

599 Hello all. Have a day long series of interviews/presentations for a potential job tomorrow.

Night. Gotta get some sleep.

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 03, 2014 12:21 AM (J526e)

600 597 I did not know Ace was being lawfared - anyone care to elaborate?
Posted by: Joe at December 03, 2014 12:18 AM (Br9jf)



There is a vexatious litigant, WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED, who goes around suing anyone and everyone who dares talk about his criminal background. This guy represents himself in all actions, so his costs are low. He especially seems to enjoy breaking bloggers' anonymity.

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 03, 2014 12:21 AM (GEICT)

601 Joe, my impression is that Ace is keeping it on the downlow.

Posted by: Jean at December 03, 2014 12:21 AM (TETYm)

602 597 I did not know Ace was being lawfared - anyone care to elaborate?
Posted by: Joe at December 03, 2014 12:18 AM (Br9jf)


Actually no. Because when it gets brought up people can't be smart and it causes more of a headache. And can probably result in more lawsuits because mumble mumble mumble.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 03, 2014 12:21 AM (z/Ubi)

603 I did not know Ace was being lawfared - anyone care to elaborate?
Posted by: Joe at December 03, 2014 12:18 AM (Br9jf)

*****

I understand why you would ask the question. However, probably best not to to discuss it on the very blog he is being sued over.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at December 03, 2014 12:22 AM (2qBk+)

604 597 I did not know Ace was being lawfared - anyone care to elaborate?
Posted by: Joe at December 03, 2014 12:18 AM (Br9jf)


Look here: http://ace.mu.nu/archives/347274.php

Posted by: MaetenlochLamp at December 03, 2014 12:22 AM (wqVD1)

605 Maetenloch
I haven't been able to cook for close to,16 years, because everything is too heavy for me.

Effect up neck has made my hands weaker & hurt more each year. I order bareroot roses & just about kill strong plants.

Posted by: Carol at December 03, 2014 12:22 AM (sj3Ax)

606 I did not know Ace was being lawfared - anyone care to elaborate?

It involves a certain stalker type psycho who's name shall not be mentioned because he sues over blog posts that point out the truth about his psycho self.

The closest I can get is Burger King.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 03, 2014 12:22 AM (UVfht)

607 I did not know Ace was being lawfared - anyone care to elaborate?

No. Period, end of sentence, nice weather we're having, innit? Capisch?

Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2014 12:24 AM (KAmzK)

608 My solid conservative Assemblyman will become the next Speaker of the Assembly.

Posted by: The Political Hat at December 03, 2014 12:24 AM (J526e)

609 597 I did not know Ace was being lawfared - anyone care to elaborate?

Posted by: Joe at December 03, 2014 12:18 AM (Br9jf)

--------

Couple of years ago, there was a "solidarity" thing, a plea that went out to conservative bloggers...to all post something about a person who had been targeting some other conservative bloggers.

Ace lent his rapier wit to it and posted a few threads.
He was sued, along with some of the others, for posting about this guy.

We refer to him as HeWhoShallNotBeNamed.

Posted by: wheatie at December 03, 2014 12:24 AM (YKQrT)

610 As for D-Lamp, the only thing I'll say is that the guy really went over the top on the Robin Williams thread, saying that because Williams voted for Obama he was responsible for ISIS atrocities and therefore his death was to be celebrated.

I figured that the guy genuinely has a screw loose and was not somebody who was a joy to be around either here or in person. I never responded to his comments after that because when someone is that manic the debate only flows one way

I have a hunch there are other issues in his life that anger him, I hope he gets them fixed in a way that we don't hear about on the news

Posted by: kbdabear at December 03, 2014 12:26 AM (GrXXa)

611 And let me ask you a question. Just what do you think the whole SMOD meme is about anyway? Sure, it's kidding. And no, I don't think that anyone actually wants a Yucatan level event, but the idea behind the SMOD is "Boy, if somehow all the progs would magically disappear (through a supernatural or uncontrollable natural agency that we are in no way responsible for), what a wonderful world it would be, eh?".

Um, no. No. That's not what SMOD is. SMOD is a semi satirical response to all the bad and nastiness that's in the world. It's a total wipeout. The end of everything.

I'll even go one further. When the Tsarnaev brothers were on the run, and it was shown that the car they carjacked had a "coexist" bumper sticker on it, I DID say "How do you like your whole philosophy now, huh? Why didn't you just coexist with those terrorists?", and I know I wasn't alone.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2014 12:20 AM (KAmzK)


Ok. How does that have anything to do with what we're talking about?

You're talking about people being responsible, all the way out, for the actions they take. That's more straight humor than anything. Their proclivities came back and grabbed them in a literal way. Sort of like the lead protestor getting her car jacked out in Ferguson.

DLamp's propositions were to actively participate in, or cheer on, the wholesale slaughter of thousands, many of them innocents, purely based on their political ideology or geographic location.

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 03, 2014 12:26 AM (GEICT)

612 Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2014 12:20 AM (KAmzK)


There is some path that takes us to the destruction of the Left and all it has wrought , but at the same time leads us away from complete upheaval.

That's the optimist in me talking.

I think the TEA Party is the key.

Posted by: eman at December 03, 2014 12:26 AM (MQEz6)

613 What part of "NO" do you guys not understand? Go search on TheOtherMcCain if you're really curious, but Ace has declared the topic verboten. Stacy has a different policy on his blog.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2014 12:27 AM (KAmzK)

614 605 Maetenloch
I haven't been able to cook for close to,16 years, because everything is too heavy for me.
Effect up neck has made my hands weaker hurt more each year. I order bareroot roses just about kill strong plants.
Posted by: Carol at December 03, 2014 12:22 AM (sj3Ax)


Well we're gonna all miss you then.


Well unless you can convince someone else to act as tribute in your place and produce some punishment brownies....

Posted by: MaetenlochLamp at December 03, 2014 12:27 AM (wqVD1)

615 Good luck, Political Hat.

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2014 12:28 AM (sdi6R)

616 Killalthelawyers.com seems really rapey and judgmental, at least to me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2014 12:29 AM (MPK82)

617 Apologies if already posted (probably by Anna Puma, if so), but for you would-be armored vehicle collectors, another source to keep an eye on:

triplew. milweb.net (suitably repaired to a normal URL, obviously)

Quite a bit of hardware on display. But bring your fat checkbook and remains calm- appears nothing is exactly being given away.


Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2014 12:30 AM (afQnV)

618 #596: Thanks, Farmer! I'll keep your advice in mind, too. Sooner, not later. Sooner, not later.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 03, 2014 12:30 AM (5pg79)

619 @592 thx, bro'

Posted by: fBW52, knuckle-dragging Minnesotan at December 03, 2014 12:32 AM (fBW52)

620 I still think it would be funny if it turned out D-lamp was part of some FBI task force or SPLC hate-watch group.

He liked to walk up to and dance around the line of "Hey, let's go do terrible and illegal thing X. Who's with me?"

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 03, 2014 12:33 AM (ZPrif)

621 Right, that guy ... Missed that ... Think I'll donate ...

Posted by: Joe at December 03, 2014 12:33 AM (Br9jf)

622 DLamp's propositions were to actively participate in, or cheer on, the
wholesale slaughter of thousands, many of them innocents, purely based
on their political ideology or geographic location.


Actively participate? If you can prove that, you'd better call the FBI, pronto.

Cheer on? Perhaps, I'll allow that it could be a fair characterization of D-Lamp's attitude, but if I were to characterize it myself, I'd put it thus "If XXX event is going to happen, I hope it happens to YYY group of people, they're the reason we're in this mess to begin with". It's a hypothetical manifestation of schadenfreude.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2014 12:34 AM (KAmzK)

623 I've been watching with some interest, the ongoing saga about Michael Brown's stepfather...who said:
"Burn this bitch down!"

After he said that, the fires of Ferguson began to blaze.

Some are calling for him to be held accountable for "inciting the mob".
Others are saying that it's 'perfectly okay' for him to have said that.

I used to cringe whenever I saw the..."Burn it down/Scatter the stones/Salt the earth where it stood" thing posted in nearly every thread.
It gave me an uneasy feeling, seeing that over and over.

Things that D-Lamp posted made me cringe as well.

But the "Burn it down" stuff went on for a long time, and I don't think anyone was banhammered for it.

We got a taste last week of what "Burn it down" looks like.
It wasn't pretty, was it.

Posted by: wheatie at December 03, 2014 12:34 AM (YKQrT)

624 does western union have a telegram service anymore
Posted by: n
-----------------

No.
WU stopped in 2006

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2014 12:35 AM (vPh3W)

625 Hello all. Have a day long series of interviews/presentations for a potential job tomorrow.
Night. Gotta get some sleep.
Posted by: The Political Hat at December 03, 2014 12:21 AM

Best of luck to you.

Just tell 'em you were recommended by the AOSHQ New Employee Screening Panel. We gave you 5 out of 5.

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2014 12:35 AM (o/90i)

626 Good luck in your interviews, Hat!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 03, 2014 12:37 AM (5pg79)

627 We got a taste last week of what "Burn it down" looks like.
It wasn't pretty, was it.
Posted by: wheatie
-------------------

Irony is good though. One of the offices where 'protesters' trained was also burned down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2014 12:37 AM (vPh3W)

628 Actively participate? If you can prove that, you'd better call the FBI, pronto.


I take it you weren't actually in the thread where he got hammered.

The part where he repeatedly said that if he ever got his hands on a journalist, he would physically assault them. That he "had done stuff in the past and probably would in the future."


Cheer on? Perhaps, I'll allow that it could be a fair characterization of D-Lamp's attitude, but if I were to characterize it myself, I'd put it thus "If XXX event is going to happen, I hope it happens to YYY group of people, they're the reason we're in this mess to begin with". It's a hypothetical manifestation of schadenfreude.
Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2014 12:34 AM (KAmzK)


"Perhaps you'll allow"? Very kind of you.

It's psychotic bullshit. He named cities and places that were deserving of terrorist attacks. He openly said he wanted to drop all journalists off with ISIS for beheadings.

That shit is unacceptable.

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 03, 2014 12:39 AM (GEICT)

629 I've complained about the AllenG copypasta in every single thread too - it added nothing ...

Posted by: Joe at December 03, 2014 12:39 AM (Br9jf)

630 And the SMOD thing?

That calls for the 'wholesale destruction of innocents'...does it not?

Sweet Meteor of Death, or SMOD, was dark humor at first.
And it was kind of funny at the time...during the last days of the 2012 primaries.

But the SMOD thing is still being promoted here.
Not as much though, thank goodness.

No one has been banhammered for calling for the SMOD, have they?
And that is wishing for the whole planet to be destroyed.

Posted by: wheatie at December 03, 2014 12:40 AM (YKQrT)

631 Maet,
Frosting? I love brownies with frosting.

Posted by: Carol at December 03, 2014 12:40 AM (sj3Ax)

632 Maet, and others, dig into your memories for the very different America that existed just a few years ago (in political terms). The Fergidishu riots and nonsense, the looted convenience store owner who was victimized by the late unlamented Brown, the churlish Christmas tree ceremony thing, blocking the 14th Street bridge - and on and on - would by themselves have had serious repercussions on the national political picture.

Recall how that bizarre (and fitting) memorial-service-turned-ugly-stormtrooper-rallyfor Paul Wellstone actually seemed to affect both MN and national political currents at the time? Just that one event.

This is one (recurring) reason I find it very difficult to see any light at the end of the tunnel. It's now been years on end of things that, for most of my life, would have had concrete political consequences. Now? Crickets. And re-election or other rewards for the perps.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2014 12:41 AM (afQnV)

633 No one has been banhammered for calling for the SMOD, have they?
And that is wishing for the whole planet to be destroyed.

Posted by: wheatie at December 03, 2014 12:40 AM (YKQrT)



SMOD is satire. Dark humor if you like. Nothing more.

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 03, 2014 12:41 AM (GEICT)

634 The problem with the whole Destroy the Media idea is ... most people are freely choosing to consume ProgMedia content in a pretty fair and free market.

That's especially so on the internet where everything is a click away from everything else. People are choosing HuffPo and BuzzFeed and NYT and the rest of ProgMedia.

All the annoying sites that keep putting prog politics in non-political -- the deadspins and crackeds -- there's no media monopoly forcing people to click.

Andrew Klavan has talked about that. Conservatives need to get better at telling stories and producing content people want. A lot of "conservative" movies and TV often is kind of hokey and boring, so people tune out.

It's a hard problem to solve.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 03, 2014 12:43 AM (ZPrif)

635 I was disgusted to see everyone who catches a football for the Rams express the view that it's totally okay to rob a liquor store and then attack the responding police officer with your bare hands, and if you die in the process the cop is to blame.

Really, Jared Cook? Ugh. I'm so glad Kyle Rudolph is off injured reserve now, so I can field a non-asshole at tight end on my fantasy team.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 03, 2014 12:43 AM (5pg79)

636 Posted by: wheatie at December 03, 2014 12:34 AM (YKQrT)

If the threat of violence or the appearance of the threat of violence puts you off, then you're already a prisoner of anyone willing to do so.

I fully understand how you feel but this country wasn't founded and freed by non-violent protest marches (although they had their place) and it hasn't been kept free by appeasing those who threatened it with violence.

You still have hope that the situation can be turned around and resolved without violence.

God bless you.

Some of us don't have that hope any longer and feel that the sooner it starts the sooner it will be over.

I don't think any of us who truly mean it when we say "let it burn" don't understand it will not be pleasant nor easy and that innocents will die or be injured and property and dreams damaged or destroyed.

But this fight is being forced on us it is not something we sought out to have happen.

But we must not shirk from the necessities or we may as well either cut our throats now or prostrate ourselves to our masters.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 03, 2014 12:44 AM (KK+mC)

637 Well good night all.

Story is now past 61k words or 417 pages printed. Scary its gone on this long. Hard slog ahead as I am still trying deal with the odious man.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at December 03, 2014 12:45 AM (I9oW4)

638 Alright folks, it's waaaaaay past my bedtime. See you fine folks tomorrow.

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 03, 2014 12:46 AM (GEICT)

639 Good night, Cochran!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 03, 2014 12:46 AM (5pg79)

640 JAXA's webcast is about to start up again, for the second second stage burn and spacecraft separation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9TwlwZobc4

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2014 12:47 AM (sdi6R)

641 629 I've complained about the AllenG copypasta in every single thread too - it added nothing ...
Posted by: Joe at December 03, 2014 12:39 AM (Br9jf)


Figurative speech. How does it work?

Posted by: Buzzion at December 03, 2014 12:47 AM (8tXjg)

642 633...SMOD is satire. Dark humor if you like. Nothing more.

Posted by: BCochran1981Lamp at December 03, 2014 12:41 AM (GEICT)

--------

I know, BC.

But that's what D-Lamp said too.
I asked him to tone it down one time...and that's what he said too, that it was 'humor' and 'satire', and that he thought we should be able to tell.

All I am suggesting is that the lines have been kinda blurry around here, for a long time, about what is 'acceptable' and what is not.

Posted by: wheatie at December 03, 2014 12:47 AM (YKQrT)

643
577 #559: I think I'll have to disagree with your formulation, here. You seem to be getting the cause and effect backwards. Pancakes are a breakfast food, and thus the serving of pancakes occurs after the nookie, provided she didn't gnaw her own arm off and run away in the night.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 03, 2014 12:05 AM (5pg79)






Inviting a lady to your treehouse.....errrr apartment for pancakes at the end of an evening date is a well-known Ewokian seduction technique, which ace has blogged about before.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2014 12:49 AM (8v9fw)

644 You can be vegan and overweight. Coworker is an annoying preachy, holier than thou, bossy vegan. Tries to inflict it on everyone. Also apparently runs half marathons but is still amazingly overweight for this alleged lifestyle. She loves fried veggies, coconut anything, lotsa tus and dates, vegan sweet treats and eats incessantly at work.

You starve your body of protein and it seeks calories elsewhere if you are not of that constitution where you are happy always feeling a little hungry.

Posted by: keena at December 03, 2014 12:49 AM (RiTnx)

645 I'm always more freaked out when somebody mentions a specific person in their violent fantasies than a specific city. Specific cities are closer to SMOD type steam blowing off since it's just obviously impotent raging.

Specific people though? That sets off the warning flags.

Of course, the internet and twitter are filled with people saying horribly violent things about celebs and politicians and public figures they hate.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at December 03, 2014 12:49 AM (ZPrif)

646 606 The closest I can get is Burger King.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 03, 2014 12:22 AM

I hate those commercials. That king thing is scary.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy lamps at December 03, 2014 12:49 AM (oK/8g)

647 *nuts*
Nuts not tus!

Posted by: keena at December 03, 2014 12:50 AM (RiTnx)

648 "Perhaps you'll allow"? Very kind of you.

Commas exist for a reason. You need to reread.

He named cities and places that were deserving of terrorist attacks. He
openly said he wanted to drop all journalists off with ISIS for
beheadings.


Yea. OK. So what? Until you have proof that he did, or planned to do, any of those things, it's all just talk. We on the right are supposed to have a penchant for free speech, aren't we? Free speech means defending the right of people to say things that we find distasteful. Nobody needs free speech to defend the right of people to say "Kittens are cute".

Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2014 12:51 AM (KAmzK)

649 It's the crazy times - out culture has gone nuts. I hope for recovery, not burning, and I do find the prepper/gun nut tone, hope for destruction, and apparent bloodthirstiness of some of the horde disconcerting ... Here's hoping for improvement.

The latest trend I see after my most recent hiatus is OT gratuitous GOPe bashing in each and every thread - yeah we get it ... In defeat is glory - victory means messy compromise.

I denounce myself for being a squish ...

Posted by: Joe at December 03, 2014 12:51 AM (Br9jf)

650 So, would this be a good time to go long in Clock Tower investments, or ???

I gotta know if I should corner the market, on some really short-term leases.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2014 12:52 AM (RzZOc)

651 Registered URLs w/killall* common code seem counterproductive.
Could you convert b4 kill?
Prageruniversity's Ten Commandments, and my upbringing, remind me to ask.
I watched the masterful "The Railway Man" (2013 or '14, I think the date depends on where you are re: the Pacific Ocean), and it may, repeat, may, take decades to determine.
E.g., the IMTFE left out any action against Japan's Unit 731.
OTH, "These people can't be hung, Sir. But they ought to be wkilled." James Bond to M, "For Your Eyes Only", 1960.

Posted by: fBW52, knuckle-dragging Minnesotan at December 03, 2014 12:54 AM (fBW52)

652 Second burn has started.

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2014 12:56 AM (sdi6R)

653 Purdue - 66
NC State -61

I know you were all eager to get the news.
Boilermakers squeak by Wolf Pack

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2014 12:57 AM (vPh3W)

654 #651: Thanks! You've given me just the song to use for calling it a night. Mallamutt should like this, too, if he's still up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN1WBgS9u_E

Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 03, 2014 12:59 AM (5pg79)

655 So, would this be a good time to go long in Clock Tower investments, or ???

"Repent! Harlequin," said the Tik Tok Man !!!

no wait, wrong genre ...

Posted by: Adriane the s.f. Critic ... at December 03, 2014 12:59 AM (P+IZm)

656 Second burn has ended, and spacecraft separation is coming up.

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2014 12:59 AM (sdi6R)

657 Call me Barry!

Posted by: Reggie Love at December 03, 2014 01:00 AM (LhMb4)

658 636 Aaand there we go - very dangerous - you go first ...

Allen's stupid copypasta wasn't figurative speech, it was equivalent to a dog marking territory - "first" is actually more meaningful ...

Posted by: Joe at December 03, 2014 01:00 AM (Br9jf)

659 648 "Perhaps you'll allow"? Very kind of you.

Commas exist for a reason. You need to reread.

He named cities and places that were deserving of terrorist attacks. He
openly said he wanted to drop all journalists off with ISIS for
beheadings.

Yea. OK. So what? Until you have proof that he did, or planned to do, any of those things, it's all just talk. We on the right are supposed to have a penchant for free speech, aren't we? Free speech means defending the right of people to say things that we find distasteful. Nobody needs free speech to defend the right of people to say "Kittens are cute".
Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2014 12:51 AM (KAmzK)


Sorry but my desire to defend free speech stops well short of wishing that isis had thousands more journalists to behead. And then getting personally threatened when I point out his bullshit When he's pretending to be all kumbaya the next day.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 03, 2014 01:00 AM (z/Ubi)

660 636 -- Bitter Clinger and All That -- Bingo.

Being 'civil' is nice and all that, but some of you are whistling past the graveyard. The "End of History" was a foolish Ivory Tower boast.

I've seen this movie before... the Third Act will be pleasant for nobody.

Pray it never gets there.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 03, 2014 01:01 AM (/mTq0)

661 My dog only leaves calling cards.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2014 01:01 AM (vPh3W)

662 Be well all.

Off to work tomorrow. There is much wisdom here. Time for bed here. Keep on keeping on, don't lose heart.

T

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2014 01:02 AM (o/90i)

663 661 My dog only leaves calling cards.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 03, 2014 01:01 AM (vPh3W)


**********

We call those "punishment brownies".

Does Maet want those mailed to him?

Posted by: Joe Biden's Dog Walker at December 03, 2014 01:02 AM (RJMhd)

664 probably ...

Posted by: Adriane the VP Critic ... at December 03, 2014 01:03 AM (P+IZm)

665 636...Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 03, 2014 12:44 AM (KK+mC)

It's easy to get all puffed up and post threatening things on the internet.

If it comes down to it, I will not hesitate to take up arms as my ancestors did, and defend my beloved country.

But it's pretty clear to me...that we are being 'agitated' right now.
We are being agitated by the Agitator-in-Chief in the White House, and by all his operatives.

They want us to do something stupid.
And posting things on a blog to sound like a tough guy is helping them in their efforts.

Posted by: wheatie at December 03, 2014 01:03 AM (YKQrT)

666 Spacecraft separation, and applause in Mission Control.

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2014 01:03 AM (sdi6R)

667 I hate those commercials. That king thing is scary.

That's why I thought of it. That face. That horrible, horrible face locked in that death rictus.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at December 03, 2014 01:03 AM (UVfht)

668 652 Second burn has started.
Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2014 12:56 AM (sdi6R)


*********

Holy crap--I actually googled to see if you meant Ferguson.


I'm out.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Dog Walker at December 03, 2014 01:04 AM (RJMhd)

669 CPT. Charles at December 03, 2014 01:01 AM (/mTq0)

Kindly surgeons leave stinky wounds ...

Posted by: Adriane the Dutch Critic ... at December 03, 2014 01:04 AM (P+IZm)

670 rickl at December 03, 2014 01:03 AM (sdi6R)

May the mission go well...

Posted by: Adriane the Technology Critic ... at December 03, 2014 01:05 AM (P+IZm)

671 Heh. I got the coveted 666.

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2014 01:05 AM (sdi6R)

672 Yup it's not an AoS thread without a Reggie Love joke

Lates ...

Posted by: Joe at December 03, 2014 01:07 AM (Br9jf)

673 Yea. OK. So what? Until you have proof that he did, or planned to do, any of those things, it's all just talk. We on the right are supposed to have a penchant for free speech, aren't we? Free speech means defending the right of people to say things that we find distasteful. Nobody needs free speech to defend the right of people to say "Kittens are cute".
Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2014 12:51 AM (KAmzK)


Sorry but you're forgetting a very important point: This is Ace's blog and he's ultimately on the hook for whatever get said here. So no you don't have complete freedom of speech here.

If you want that and to not have to comment subject to the scant rules of the Ewok, then you need to get you own place.

And frankly Ace or any of the cobs don't need proof or even reasonable suspicion that a commenter will do something. Violating one of the big rules, or just being a persistent pest, or merely acting in a way judged to be 'contrary to the best interests of the blog' are all sufficient reasons to get banned.

Posted by: MaetenlochLamp at December 03, 2014 01:11 AM (wqVD1)

674 Thx, Rickl, for the Dylan links. As another MN, he is close to my heart. Too, [content redacted], and [content redacted].
With Lk 19,40 in mind, this may be a good one...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=72QC8EGnxTw

The production values may be over-lush, depending on your taste. But, hers is a vocal instrument surpassing Streisand, into true diva realms.

Posted by: fBW52, knuckle-dragging Minnesotan at December 03, 2014 01:14 AM (fBW52)

675 Reading the comments from the last hour (While I was doing an expense report).

The 60's were worse than now in many ways. Much more rioting, racial strife, the more efficient malevolence of LBJ (Obama is an amateur).

As hard as so much of this is to swallow, this will pass. We'll shake a lot of this off. Some things are gone forever, which is too bad.

But that's America. We're always tearing down, re-building, re-inventing ourselves.

I miss the way the world was in many ways, when I was growing up, but then again, a lot of things are better now.

People CAN be more informed if they make the effort. The Internet is a powerful tool for knowledge, that didn't exist 45-50 years ago.

If we give in to hate, hating our countrymen, hating our country, then the Left wins. They really want to watch the world burn.

There will be another side to all this. The country will renew itself. I don't know how or who will lead, but it will happen. Many of us now alive may not live to see it, but the idea of America is too strong to die.

It is an idea more than a place, and it lives in the hearts of people. If we give up what's inside of us, then the dream, the idea dies.

And anybody who disagrees with me can go screw -off. (Ha!)

Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding the comfy chair at December 03, 2014 01:16 AM (+1T7c)

676 Sorry but my desire to defend free speech stops well short of wishing that isis had thousands more journalists to behead.

I'm sorry, but if you understand the concept, then no, it doesn't. If you only believe in the concept when it concerns things you you agree with, well, then, right on, dude.

And then getting personally threatened when I point out his bullshit When he's pretending to be all kumbaya the next day.

And if he personally threatened you, then the proper response is to call the police. I suggested that upthread, and would never suggest otherwise.

Posted by: Weirddave at December 03, 2014 01:18 AM (KAmzK)

677 And frankly Ace or any of the cobs don't need proof or even reasonable suspicion that a commenter will do something. Violating one of the big rules, or just being a persistent pest, or merely acting in a way judged to be 'contrary to the best interests of the blog' are all sufficient reasons to get banned.
Posted by: MaetenlochLamp at December 03, 2014 01:11 AM (wqVD1)

Maet, take a breath. We all are all behind you, this current situation is OK. You do a good job.

And I'm off to bed. zzzzzzz

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2014 01:20 AM (o/90i)

678 bbbbut bbbbbut

I am told on this board that you shall not say anything bad about the gheys! because some precious feeling of progressive posters here might have friends GHEY! And said friends given the choice they would justify the child molesters and call them homophobes instead!

And shut up because RACISSS

Posted by: fromabroad at December 03, 2014 01:28 AM (rnV3B)

679 Old bored errrr board games...from 1978

http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/242/junta

good fun back in my Uni days


Posted by: Lost Tom Servo at December 03, 2014 01:41 AM (5nNNg)

680 679 -- Lost Tom Servo -- Heh... now there was a good olde 'beer and pretzels' game.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at December 03, 2014 01:48 AM (/mTq0)

681 The comments on that moe lane thread went... poorly.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 03, 2014 01:55 AM (jqUAa)

682 New favorite Christmas performance.

http://youtu.be/eD6iuXmOCGs

Posted by: Buzzion at December 03, 2014 02:11 AM (z/Ubi)

683 Actually, Jonathan Edwards wasn't angry and posed off at the world although he was annoyed at some of his congregation members who treated him badly. "Sinners In the Hand of An Angry God" is just one thing he wrote. He was a very intense theologian and intellectual thinker and his writings also include reflections on nature and remarks about his love for his wife. It's too bad that such a thoughtful man has been reduced to that one piece of writing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2014 03:16 AM (FS3xS)

684 Just a short link of Jonathan Edwards. Wriitng on the beauty and holiness of God is not the mark of an angry man:

http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/edwards/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2014 03:19 AM (FS3xS)

685 And here are some quotes of Jonathan Edwards:

http://tinyurl.com/l744qw8

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2014 03:23 AM (FS3xS)

686 Posted by: wheatie at December 03, 2014 01:03 AM (YKQrT)

I don't believe that saying "let it burn" is threatening anything or anyone.

It's a declaration that attempting to stave off the threat of assault or destruction by progressives of the country is of less importance or concern to the fact that acquiescence to the progressives will result in the fundamental dissolution of the country anyway.

So we have a choice we can watch them destroy the country piecemeal or we can continue trying to slow it down yet fail in the long run.

There's no threat by anyone it's an acknowledgement that continued effort will be a waste of time and money as it seems that enough forces have been set in motion to do so by illegal means or through subtlety using the system itself.

We currently have NO representatives of conservative values in numbers that would make a difference to stop the continued slide into tyranny/slavery and there doesn't appear to be any on the horizon.

Sure there's some who talk but they are limited in number and power. Those who have the numbers or the power have signaled their surrender.

Too many times people read into what someone says what they THINK they're saying while not listening to the exact words and what they mean.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 03, 2014 03:29 AM (KK+mC)

687 353 One hundred brains go missing from the University of Texas.

Was one mine?

Posted by: Abby Normal at December 03, 2014 03:29 AM (AWwDY)

688 "It's not like they watch NBC because they're lefties, they're lefties because they watch NBC."

Good point, I came back to reality after I quit watching TV news.

Posted by: bill-o at December 03, 2014 03:33 AM (AWwDY)

689 686 Posted by: wheatie at December 03, 2014 01:03 AM (YKQrT)
I don't believe that saying "let it burn" is threatening anything or anyone.

---------

It's not. I agree, Bitter Clinger.
But I was lamenting the "Burn it down" stuff...which is quite different from the "let it burn" sentiments.
If you'll go back and read what I said, you will see that.

"Burn it down" calls for active destruction.
"Let it burn" is passive...it is saying "let's let them have what they want and watch it come crashing down around them".
At least that's what I took Ace to mean when he has said "let it burn" on occasion.

Hey, I agree with your sentiments for the most part.
But I stop short of calling for armed insurrection on the internet, because I think it's kind of a foolish thing to do.

I intend to resist, mock, misbehave and be an irritant to our Prog Overlords.
And I think that is all we should be suggesting or calling for, here in Ace's house.

Posted by: wheatie at December 03, 2014 04:13 AM (YKQrT)

690 @686

Excellent summation.

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at December 03, 2014 04:40 AM (RQ2Z6)

691 I don't think anyone needs to call for "armed insurrection"

I believe that it is not one large one that will happen but many small ones over a period of time. Think a Bundy Ranch situation happening many times over a short period of time.

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at December 03, 2014 04:43 AM (RQ2Z6)

692 I can't stand It when I'm wide awake this early.

Posted by: Carol at December 03, 2014 04:55 AM (sj3Ax)

693 Anybody got Hillary's #? I'd like to get her drunk and give her a go. For the country.

Posted by: charley sheen at December 03, 2014 05:08 AM (oeEqm)

694 Maetenloch
You are the best!

Posted by: Carol at December 03, 2014 05:11 AM (sj3Ax)

695 Another day another new hash.

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at December 03, 2014 05:13 AM (RQ2Z6)

696 Who's your internet provider?

Posted by: buzzion at December 03, 2014 05:47 AM (zt+N6)

697 I have a satellite connection. My outbound ip changes every time a branch blows in front of the dish.

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at December 03, 2014 05:49 AM (wQ7l/)

698 see?

LoL

Posted by: GMB - Tyrant 2nd Class at December 03, 2014 05:49 AM (wQ7l/)

699 That'd be why.

Posted by: buzzion at December 03, 2014 05:54 AM (zt+N6)

700 Lights out, hide. Miranda.

Posted by: Shadow Man, Retreat into the Shadows at December 03, 2014 06:05 AM (ksUZo)

701 Ammo Alert
Cabela's

Thunderbolt, free shipping with promo code
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Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 03, 2014 06:09 AM (wPA9Q)

702 And another ammo alert
Winchester 22lr
Free shipping with "4WINTER" promo code

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Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 03, 2014 06:13 AM (wPA9Q)

703 [picks old beer cans off of the buffet, clears space for fresh donuts]

Oh, hai. I was just anticipating the morning crowd rush.

Posted by: mindful webworker brewing coffee at December 03, 2014 06:16 AM (AY/TT)

704 And a third 22r offering from Cabela's
with free shipping using 4WINTER promo code


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Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 03, 2014 06:17 AM (wPA9Q)

705 Oh, small flying insect drawn to the light of my cell,

you present an evil choice:

Let you live to bug me,

or

Goosh you on the touch-screen, with unpredictable results.

Posted by: mindful webworker - bugz apper at December 03, 2014 06:26 AM (AY/TT)

706
So glad you mentioned Bradbury's "Fahrenheit 451" and the firemen whose job it was to burn information, knowledge, thus,freedom.
Remember the dog and the camera filming the man trying to escape it? They wanted all eye on the tv and "entertainment" while they did their thing.
Obama and Jarrett and Holder in Ferguson? In NYC with Big (oh, Little) Al Sharpie?

Takes the media's attention off the recent emails being quashed by IRS.
That scandal goes all the way through Holder and DOJ to Jarrett to POTUS--a high crime deserving of impeachment.

However, notice the timing. Ferguson. Riots. NYC. Eric Garner grand jury. Riots. IRS now saying that while they found the Lerner emails, they can't give the emails to anyone because that would violate IRS law about not revealing individual tax returns. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. How's that for gall?
All too reminiscent of Bradbury's tale.

BTW, Ray couldn't stand Obama.

Posted by: marie at December 06, 2014 10:10 PM (/+ll+)

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