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Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 06:48 PM (KRltM) 2
Second!
Posted by: Darles Chickens at November 30, 2014 06:49 PM (fmrLB) Posted by: eman at November 30, 2014 06:49 PM (MQEz6) 4
A gun that fires bacon?
Posted by: Darles Chickens at November 30, 2014 06:50 PM (fmrLB) 5
Cheatriots thread? Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at November 30, 2014 06:50 PM (HyEWX) 6
Cheatriots thread? Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at November 30, 2014 06:50 PM (HyEWX) 7
buy gun, then steal bacon
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2014 06:51 PM (nzKvP) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 06:51 PM (KRltM) Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2014 06:52 PM (nzKvP) 10
You go to both. Question is which one first? I go gun show then bacon fest. Bacon fest might slow you down and you wouldn't want to walk around gunshow.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Marginally Honorable Chairman Who Thinks You're All A Bunch Of RINOs at November 30, 2014 06:52 PM (GEICT) 11
Let's go Pack!
Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2014 06:53 PM (3B+O8) Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2014 06:53 PM (dVmLD) 13
What oil for my gun? Remoil or Hoppes?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, ducks and runs. at November 30, 2014 06:54 PM (uSAVP) 14
Probably shouldn't shop guns on empty stomach. Baconfest first.
Posted by: olddog in mo at November 30, 2014 06:54 PM (6hrmc) 15
" I go gun show then bacon fest. Bacon fest might slow you down and you wouldn't want to walk around gunshow."
Now, posters, that right there is some thinking. Solid. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 06:54 PM (KRltM) 16
Buy Bacon on a stick....then gunshow.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at November 30, 2014 06:54 PM (uSAVP) 17
On the "news" just now was a "story" about "backlash" from a TN rep's aide's remarks about obama's miserable spawn. On a side note, I understand teens are generally miserable and socially dysfunctional, (and obama's girls are quite that), but how hard is it to crack a smile once in a while. Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at November 30, 2014 06:55 PM (HyEWX) 18
On the "news" just now was a "story" about "backlash" from a TN rep's aide's remarks about obama's miserable spawn. On a side note, I understand teens are generally miserable and socially dysfunctional, (and obama's girls are quite that), but how hard is it to crack a smile once in a while. Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at November 30, 2014 06:55 PM (HyEWX) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 06:55 PM (KRltM) 20
Bacon first, gun show second. You will be content and well-fed, and any residual grease on your fingers will help protect any weapons you handle against corrosion.
Posted by: Splunge at November 30, 2014 06:56 PM (qyomX) 21
Pope Francis said on Sunday that equating Islam with violence was wrong and called on Muslim leaders to issue a global condemnation of terrorism to help dispel the stereotype.
Francis, the leader of 1.2 billion Roman Catholics, told reporters aboard his plane returning from a visit to Turkey that he understood why Muslims were offended by many in the West who automatically equated their religion with terrorism. ??? Me no thinkith this Jew likes this Pope Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2014 06:56 PM (nzKvP) 22
Just call me Echo. Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at November 30, 2014 06:56 PM (HyEWX) 23
18 On a side note, I understand teens are generally miserable and socially dysfunctional, (and obama's girls are quite that), but how hard is it to crack a smile once in a while.
With those parents, I'd start smiling once I had escaped the house for good. Posted by: Splunge at November 30, 2014 06:57 PM (qyomX) Posted by: --- at November 30, 2014 06:57 PM (MMC8r) 25
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2014 06:56 PM (nzKvP)
This evangelical shares your concerns. Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2014 06:57 PM (3B+O8) Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2014 06:58 PM (ahBY0) 27
On a side note, I understand teens are generally miserable and socially dysfunctional, (and obama's girls are quite that), but how hard is it to crack a smile once in a while.
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at November 30, 2014 06:55 PM (HyEWX) Yeah and also the older one made a political crack( at that book store) about NBC's criticism of her father, so it she is going to go political then all bets are off. Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2014 06:58 PM (nzKvP) 28
12 -- Fritz -- Precisely so... if it's a half-way decent Gun Show, time will slip away without effort.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 30, 2014 06:59 PM (/mTq0) 29
Pope ought to worry more about his own Church
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at November 30, 2014 06:59 PM (HyEWX) 30
Go to gun show, buy a gun, shoot a pig, make your own bacon.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at November 30, 2014 07:00 PM (15w2J) 31
25 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2014 06:56 PM (nzKvP)
This evangelical shares your concerns. Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2014 06:57 PM (3B+O ![]() Me three. Posted by: Chester A. Cognomen at November 30, 2014 07:00 PM (zfw24) 32
On a side note, I understand teens are generally miserable and socially dysfunctional, (and obama's girls are quite that), but how hard is it to crack a smile once in a while.
Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at November 30, 2014 06:55 PM (HyEWX) I personally think the Obama girls are off limits. Period. Until they are adults and capable of making comments, mistakes, etc. that they own, any criticism of them, however slight, to me is so petty and ugly that the offenders should be embarrassed to be picking on such an easy, defenseless targets as young teen girls who have no control over their very public life. Posted by: Jen the original at November 30, 2014 07:00 PM (/s7L7) 33
Well, if that's St Joe Missouri's bacon fest, you hit the gun show during the opening act.
Then you hot foot it to bacon fest to catch True North. ![]() Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 30, 2014 07:01 PM (KeRzR) 34
The guns will still be there...best to beat the other 'rons and 'ettes to the bacon.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2014 07:01 PM (42tU5) 35
21 & 25
I keep trying to give the Pope the benefit of the doubt, thinking the liberal media is misrepresenting his views, but he keeps saying things that shake my confidence in him. (Not that my confidence in him matters; I'm not Roman Catholic.) Posted by: Mindy at November 30, 2014 07:01 PM (elzX/) 36
The Guns of Bacarone.
Posted by: Anthony Quinn at November 30, 2014 07:02 PM (jAyhy) 37
Me no thinkith this Jew likes this Pope
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2014 06:56 PM He has this Catholic scratching his ass most of the time. Posted by: olddog in mo at November 30, 2014 07:02 PM (6hrmc) 38
30 Go to gun show, buy a gun, shoot a pig, make your own bacon.
Posted by: puddleglum@work ___________________________________________ I love makin' bacon! Posted by: Countrysquire at November 30, 2014 07:02 PM (8FyP4) 39
How about bullets dipped in bacon grease for our soldiers
Posted by: George S Patton at November 30, 2014 07:03 PM (LoIJo) 40
21 Francis, the leader of 1.2 billion Roman Catholics, told reporters aboard his plane returning from a visit to Turkey that he understood why Muslims were offended by many in the West who automatically equated their religion with terrorism.
Automatically? Yeah. Must be prejudice. Or all the beheadings, whichever. Posted by: Splunge at November 30, 2014 07:03 PM (qyomX) 41
21, 25, 35: The pope is from Argentina, correct? I'mnot Catholic so I don't keep tabs on the pope. I don't particularly care for this one though.
Posted by: puddleglum@work at November 30, 2014 07:03 PM (15w2J) Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at November 30, 2014 07:03 PM (hI9z9) 43
...from my cold, greasy fingers.
Posted by: Countrysquire at November 30, 2014 07:04 PM (8FyP4) 44
19 -- RK -- WD40 will work in a pinch...
...used it for hasty 'field-cleaning' of my M16 all the time. In any case, you should only have a light coat of lube, inside and out. Too much lube becomes a dirt/dust magnet. Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 30, 2014 07:04 PM (/mTq0) 45
21-- Me thinketh this Pagan isn't too fond of this Pope either. Mostly like Catholicism because of the wide variety of devotions (the Rosary being particularly beautiful) but post Vatican II doctrine mostly turns me off,
Posted by: Empire1 at November 30, 2014 07:04 PM (wyeiy) 46
Mr. Obama spotted a new book behind the register, The Stranger: Barack Obama in the White House, by Chuck Todd, host of NBCs Meet the Press. The president noted that he looked lonely on the cover, and Malia asked, How is he already writing a book? With a smile, Malia added that her father looked sad on the cover. Looks like a sad book, she said teasingly, in a typical family exchange not often seen from the Obamas in public.
So the kid know's Todd just took over Meet the Press and is questioning how he has already written a book? Seems political to me. Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2014 07:05 PM (nzKvP) 47
Mr. Obama spotted a new book behind the register, The Stranger: Barack Obama in the White House, by Chuck Todd, host of NBCs Meet the Press. The president noted that he looked lonely on the cover, and Malia asked, How is he already writing a book? With a smile, Malia added that her father looked sad on the cover. Looks like a sad book, she said teasingly, in a typical family exchange not often seen from the Obamas in public.
So the kid know's Todd just took over Meet the Press and is questioning how he has already written a book? Seems political to me. Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2014 07:05 PM (nzKvP) 48
Four
Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 30, 2014 07:05 PM (KeRzR) 49
Does bacon taste anything like canine
Posted by: King Putt at November 30, 2014 07:05 PM (LoIJo) 50
I equate muslim and terrorism. It is what they do. Look around the world and wherever you see terrorism you can be 95% sure that muslims are involved. Doesn't matter if the "leaders" condemn it either. Their job is to lie to the Kuffirs.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 30, 2014 07:05 PM (jucos) 51
Pats may fool around and win this game....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 07:06 PM (KRltM) Posted by: Countrysquire at November 30, 2014 07:06 PM (8FyP4) 53
Pats may fool around and win this game....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 07:06 PM (KRltM) Better run some time off the clock before they score Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2014 07:07 PM (nzKvP) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 07:07 PM (KRltM) 55
...that he understood why Muslims were offended by many in the West who automatically equated their religion with terrorism.
Because it's supposed to be a secret? Francis, fill us in! Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2014 07:07 PM (FcR7P) 56
51 Pats may fool around and win this game....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 07:06 PM (KRltM) No no no. You bad person. Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2014 07:07 PM (3B+O8) 57
Missing Ohio State football player apparently committed suicide. So sad.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 30, 2014 07:08 PM (9BRsg) Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at November 30, 2014 07:08 PM (HyEWX) 59
31 25 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2014 06:56 PM (nzKvP)
This evangelical shares your concerns. Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2014 06:57 PM (3B+O Me three. Posted by: Chester A. Cognomen at November 30, 2014 07:00 PM (zfw24) Me four, and I am Catholic. I thought the RCs would hold fast, but no, they got rid of Benedict for this Commie muz sympathizer. Perfect. He's all, "I understand why you're offended," and they're all, "You know, with your bloody head on this stick that white beanie would really pop." St. JPII, pray for us. Posted by: Great, just great at November 30, 2014 07:09 PM (c+gwp) 60
Missed that sum bitch....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 07:09 PM (KRltM) 61
??? Why did they go for a Field Goal?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2014 07:09 PM (nzKvP) 62
Oh dear, missed short field goal Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at November 30, 2014 07:09 PM (HyEWX) 63
No good. HA!
Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2014 07:09 PM (3B+O8) 64
I think children of political people should be strictly off limits, just like the Palin's children were!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 30, 2014 07:09 PM (fL/7/) 65
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2014 06:52 PM (nzKv
The entire county is letting them exercise rights that never before existed like the right to hold up traffic by walking in the road. I know because I got caught behind them all the way out in Ballwin. Posted by: tsrblke (phone) at November 30, 2014 07:09 PM (HDwDg) 66
We have a gunshow here next Saturday and
Sunday. We also have Grand Lodge in Waco. I am committed to Saturday in Waco, and have taken a day off work to be there. Perhaps I can squeeze in the gunshow Sunday after work, but before church. Bacon should not be a problem. As we speak, I am having a sammich made of oyster dressing, ham, turkey, and mayo, with a big bloody mary using GZHELKA wodka. Ever you guys had that brand? It's passable. Posted by: Erowmero at November 30, 2014 07:10 PM (go5uR) 67
Pats may fool around and win this game...
Same as the Auburn game. Field goals are great and all, but touchdowns really add up quickly. Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2014 07:11 PM (FcR7P) 68
41 -- puddleglum@work -- Yup. His early verbal 'mis-steps' concerning income equality makes me wonder if he's been sneaking shots of the 'social justice' Communion Wine.
He'll probably be the last Pope from South America for quite a while. Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 30, 2014 07:11 PM (/mTq0) 69
I personally think the Obama girls are off limits. Period.
Until they are adults and capable of making comments, mistakes, etc. that they own, any criticism of them, however slight, to me is so petty and ugly that the offenders should be embarrassed to be picking on such an easy, defenseless targets as young teen girls who have no control over their very public life. Posted by: Jen the original at November 30, 2014 07:00 PM (/s7L7) Agreed. They're props right now, through no fault of their own. Posted by: Great, just great at November 30, 2014 07:11 PM (c+gwp) 70
That sign makes me laugh.
Posted by: toby928(C) has drink taken at November 30, 2014 07:11 PM (rwI+c) 71
St. JPII, pray for us.
Posted by: Great, just great at November 30, 2014 07:09 PM (c+gwp) Born and raised Catholic. No longer consider myself part of that flock, especially since John Paul II passed. I truly worry about where things are going in the religious world. Posted by: Chester A. Cognomen at November 30, 2014 07:12 PM (zfw24) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 07:12 PM (KRltM) 73
Missing Ohio State football player apparently committed suicide. So sad.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 30, 2014 07:08 PM Indeed. That is what I afraid of when I read his last text to his mom. Posted by: olddog in mo at November 30, 2014 07:12 PM (6hrmc) Posted by: All Hail Eris at November 30, 2014 07:12 PM (QBm1P) 75
WHO WAS BACON GUN??????
Posted by: Countrysquire at November 30, 2014 07:12 PM (8FyP4) 76
26 "Remoil or Hoppes?"
Bacon grease. Posted by: dartist at ------------------ You beat me to that one... I alwAys use Hoppes. If for no other reason, because there always seems to be some around the house. Although I do have a few small tubes of Otis C.L.P. from some military kits I have. Posted by: shredded chi at November 30, 2014 07:12 PM (SjhNN) 77
...two roads diverged in a yellow wood....
Posted by: redenzo at November 30, 2014 07:12 PM (WCnJW) 78
As a Catholic, the Pope has me questioning which is good but he has spoken about Islam before in a way that makes me think he is not living in the real world. The Muslims should disavow more than terrorism. How about how they live in the middle ages and how the prophets life was anything but holy.
There is nothing about Islam that feels holy. Anyone who can't see this is someone I can't understand. ...and go Packers. Posted by: bossy barbara at November 30, 2014 07:12 PM (79RKq) 79
I personally think the Obama girls are off limits. Period.
Until they are adults and capable of making comments, mistakes, etc. that they own, any criticism of them, however slight, to me is so petty and ugly that the offenders should be embarrassed to be picking on such an easy, defenseless targets as young teen girls who have no control over their very public life. Posted by: Jen the original at November 30, 2014 07:00 PM (/s7L7) Agreed. They're props right now, through no fault of their own. Posted by: Great, just great at November 30, 2014 07:11 PM (c+gwp) But we can still joke about the rape of underaged children of politicians if the politicians are Republican, right? Posted by: David Letterman at November 30, 2014 07:13 PM (lN8KC) Posted by: toby928(C) has drink taken at November 30, 2014 07:14 PM (rwI+c) 81
Brady, wash your mouth out w soap.
Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at November 30, 2014 07:14 PM (hI9z9) Posted by: toby928(C) has drink taken at November 30, 2014 07:15 PM (rwI+c) 83
81 Brady, wash your mouth out w soap.
Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at November 30, 2014 07:14 PM (hI9z9) Ya I don't care for him. Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2014 07:15 PM (3B+O8) 84
So, Kristen Bell is preggo?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 07:16 PM (KRltM) 85
I think I'm beginning to figure out the new pope and the Vatican's new p.r. plan. It seems like the Vatican has created an algorithm to sort through all the opinions on Facebook and Twitter and arrange them in terms of being most agreeable. Then they send out the pope to recite these opinion/positions that are designed to garner the most "likes." Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at November 30, 2014 07:16 PM (HyEWX) 86
57 -- Y-not -- Ah... had a feeling that might be case. He missed several practices and had recently suffered a head injury.
The injury may have contributed to a mood switch... IMO. Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 30, 2014 07:16 PM (/mTq0) 87
Jeez, Sophie didn't have to make a choice that hard.
Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at November 30, 2014 07:16 PM (4ckfx) 88
84 So, Kristen Bell is preggo?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill _____________________________________________ Hope it's not mine... Posted by: Countrysquire at November 30, 2014 07:16 PM (8FyP4) 89
Fat lady has warmed up and started to sing.....
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 07:17 PM (KRltM) 90
WD-40 is NOT a lubricant. It was designed as a hydrophobic application.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 30, 2014 07:17 PM (5buP8) 91
Pats lose.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 30, 2014 07:17 PM (9BRsg) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 07:17 PM (KRltM) 93
I'm not a communist --- although Communism isn't all bad. In fact, if you think about it, Communism makes some really good points.
Posted by: Communist Pope at November 30, 2014 07:17 PM (zwdxl) Posted by: grammie winger at November 30, 2014 07:18 PM (3B+O8) 95
Stick a fork in the Patriots...
Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2014 07:18 PM (ahBY0) 96
The entire county is letting them exercise rights that never before
existed like the right to hold up traffic by walking in the road. I know because I got caught behind them all the way out in Ballwin. Remember Jim, they canna' change the laws of physics. Human beans aren' made to wit'stand that kinna' force. Aye. A wee hint that be fer ye. Posted by: Scotty at November 30, 2014 07:18 PM (jAyhy) 97
It's cute how we make up these rules to follow. The Left doesnt give a rat's ass about your rules of etiquette. You expect The Deceiver to adhere to rules? The High Road in politics is paved with fools and losers. Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at November 30, 2014 07:20 PM (HyEWX) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 07:20 PM (KRltM) 99
Well a couple youths apparently took Farrakhan's sermon to heart.
Never get out of the car. Jim Hoft @gatewaypundit 2h Florida Driver Beaten to Death With Hammers in St. Louis -- Two Teens Arrested http://shar.es/1XQjTI via @gatewaypundit Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 30, 2014 07:20 PM (zwdxl) 100
The Royal Purple gun oil is good stuff.
Posted by: Mr. Dave at November 30, 2014 07:20 PM (wgu93) 101
Pope Francis said on Sunday that equating Islam with violence was wrong and called on Muslim leaders to issue a global condemnation of terrorism to help dispel the stereotype.
Francis, the leader of 1.2 billion Roman Catholics, told reporters aboard his plane returning from a visit to Turkey that he understood why Muslims were offended by many in the West who automatically equated their religion with terrorism. ??? Me no thinkith this Jew likes this Pope Posted by: Nevergiveup It's what I have come to call..."The Bush Gambit". It's why GWB called Islam "A Religion of Peace", which it most certainly is not. But trying to find allies in a war against militant/fascist states that just also happened to be Muslim. Worked for a little while (poorly) , but then the International Left did their best to undermine all that. Pope Francis is giving them (another) chance to show that they (Muslims) can function as participants in a civilized world. A few can, most don't want to and will give Francis the figurative (or literal) middle finger. They have their own version of 'civilization', that is based on a lot of cultural norms that are at least a millenium old. It's gonna fail again, but maybe a few more of the mis-informed will notice this time. It have no idea what Pope Francis really thinks he is up to, but he should crack a few books on the history of his own Church and their interactions with Islam. Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding the comfy chair at November 30, 2014 07:21 PM (+1T7c) Posted by: Communist Pope at November 30, 2014 07:22 PM (zwdxl) 103
Good loss for the Pats. I've grown to hate winning streaks that reach to the post-season.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 30, 2014 07:22 PM (2cS/G) 104
As a life long Bears fan I have always hated the Packers, but because the Bears were out of it after the first game I'm going with our arch enemy all the way. May my soul rest in pieces.
Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2014 07:22 PM (ahBY0) 105
Posted by: Scotty at November 30, 2014 07:18 PM (jAyhy)
They were surrounded by cops and out of state cars plus two buses. Posted by: tsrblke (phone) at November 30, 2014 07:23 PM (HDwDg) 106
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 30, 2014 07:20 PM (zwdxl)
Does it seem like the shit is getting real yet? Posted by: Hrothgar at November 30, 2014 07:23 PM (fL/7/) 107
The entire county is letting them exercise rights that never before
existed like the right to hold up traffic by walking in the road. I know because I got caught behind them all the way out in Ballwin. Yeah, they slowed us down on Saturday by West County Mall. I actually had a chance to clip one who darted in front of my car. EVERY. SINGLE. Mostly Peaceful I saw was a 20 something WHITE hipster. I had flame thrower fantasies. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 30, 2014 07:23 PM (5buP8) 108
79 I personally think the Obama girls are off limits. Period.
Until they are adults and capable of making comments, mistakes, etc. that they own, any criticism of them, however slight, to me is so petty and ugly that the offenders should be embarrassed to be picking on such an easy, defenseless targets as young teen girls who have no control over their very public life. Posted by: Jen the original at November 30, 2014 07:00 PM (/s7L7) Agreed. They're props right now, through no fault of their own. Posted by: Great, just great at November 30, 2014 07:11 PM (c+gwp) But we can still joke about the rape of underaged children of politicians if the politicians are Republican, right? Posted by: David Letterman at November 30, 2014 07:13 PM (lN8KC) What Letterman did was detestable, of course. Should conservatives emulate that behavior? Sometimes I wish the right was more aggressive, and would respond in kind to vile attacks, but with kids of politicians I believe that's going too far. Posted by: Great, just great at November 30, 2014 07:23 PM (c+gwp) 109
Any Catholics in the house? Wanna take care of this guy?
-- I'm Catholic. Posted by: Communist Pope -------------------- Perhaps the drollest comment ever. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2014 07:24 PM (l1zOH) 110
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The Royal Purple gun oil is good stuff." Heard good. I use some stuff that comes in camo can. Can't think of the name of it to save my life. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 07:24 PM (KRltM) 111
I se what the Pope is saying, I think. Not all Catholics are gay pedophiles, but you'd never know it from the media. Maybe just trying to reach out to the Muslims who were born and raised in the faith, by no choice of their own. Label them all murderers, or pedophiles, at birth, and your chances of changing their hearts is about zero.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 30, 2014 07:24 PM (2cS/G) 112
Break free CLP is the monthly touch up for stored and active weapon here. Gun Butter is pretty good too.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 30, 2014 07:26 PM (/RpVl) 113
ISIS Fanatics Claim To Have Dirty Bomb After Stealing Uranium In Iraq
Weasel Zippers Hey I'm not worried, after all, the Pope is on the case Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2014 07:27 PM (nzKvP) Posted by: Hands Up, Don't Toot at November 30, 2014 07:28 PM (KG1MP) 115
Break free CLP is the monthly touch up for stored and active weapon here. Gun Butter is pretty good too.
I have a can within arms reach even now. It's superior to Remoil. Posted by: toby928(C) has drink taken at November 30, 2014 07:28 PM (rwI+c) Posted by: MR. WILSON! at November 30, 2014 07:28 PM (+1T7c) 117
Heard good. I use some stuff that comes in camo can. Can't think of the name of it to save my life.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill ---------------------------- Frog Lube? I've not used it yet but planning to if I can use up my 20 year supply of Hoppes #9 Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2014 07:29 PM (4Mv1T) 118
CLP is a very good gun oil. It does not appear to turn solidify or gum up over time.
Balistol is also supposed to be a wonderful gun oil. It only smells like spoiled milk for a little while. Posted by: kindltot at November 30, 2014 07:30 PM (t//F+) 119
I should say Hoppes gun oil. I use #9 as deodorant.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2014 07:30 PM (4Mv1T) 120
quick, which Cartwright son had a son on Black Sheep Squadron?!? Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at November 30, 2014 07:31 PM (HyEWX) 121
The Obama daughters thing is fake bullshit scandal. Throwaway joke by a low-low-low level staffer and the ProgMedia tries to blow it up into a major scandal.
Meanwhile, Farrakhan, who has made campaign appearances with Obama, called for a race war yesterday at an American university and got a standing ovation from the packed crowd ... and the media ignores it. I don't give a shit that some low-level Repub staffer made a silly joke about the Obama family. Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 30, 2014 07:32 PM (zwdxl) 122
Hoss?
Posted by: toby928(C) has drink taken at November 30, 2014 07:32 PM (rwI+c) 123
"Frog Lube?"
No. Like I said, absolutely clueless. Went and checked and all I've got here at the house is Hoppes. The other stuff is out at the ranch and I can't remember shit. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 07:33 PM (KRltM) 124
Belichick/Brady - Suck it Bitchez! Ha! Now if the Donkeys can beat the Chefs in KC tonight, all would be well with the world.
Posted by: Old Blue at November 30, 2014 07:33 PM (vVSOO) 125
Gun show? Bacon show?
Coulda gone to both, if only the meddlin' Feds would let us make our guns *out of* bacon. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2014 07:33 PM (fGApK) 126
Yes Hoss. His son Dirk Blocker was on Black Sheep.
Posted by: toby928(C) has drink taken at November 30, 2014 07:34 PM (rwI+c) Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at November 30, 2014 07:34 PM (HyEWX) 128
Compare how ProgMedia immediately jumped on the Obama family fake scandal to how ProgMedia ignored Gruber.
It's pointless to play their rigged game. Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 30, 2014 07:34 PM (zwdxl) 129
or so says the interwebs
Posted by: toby928(C) has drink taken at November 30, 2014 07:34 PM (rwI+c) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 07:34 PM (KRltM) 131
IIRC, Letterman was pretty well-roasted for his dumb Palin daughter jokes.
Not only did he have to apologize, Sarah got to publicly call DL a pervert. For once, no one argued with her. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2014 07:35 PM (fGApK) 132
FWIW, side-by-side rust preventatives: http://tinyurl.com/7fgosco
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 30, 2014 07:35 PM (l1zOH) 133
Catholic and increasingly unimpressed by the current Pontiff, though honestly what did you expect from the freakin' Jesuits?
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 30, 2014 07:38 PM (wGgL6) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2014 07:39 PM (NtzGn) 135
I was raised Catholic in an area that was almost all Catholic in the early 60s. I still believe in the basic teachings but even as a child didn't feel right about the control and money thing. I always knew somehow that I didn't have to go to a fancy building, give money and go to confession for God to hear me, even as a child. They ruined the scam by shuffling around pedophiles for many, many years and though I still believe, I don't believe those folks have any interest in anything but themselves and their image.
Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2014 07:40 PM (ahBY0) 136
Hey, it's up to 18 degrees outside.
(Goes back to closet looking for shearling lined slippers and wool blanket) Posted by: fairweatherbill bucking the wind at November 30, 2014 07:40 PM (hI9z9) 137
...a visit to Turkey that he understood why Muslims were offended by many in the West who automatically equated their religion with terrorism.
I have lived in the Middle East. I do not equate their religion with terrorism. But I do however, equate terrorists with their religion. Posted by: Diogenes at November 30, 2014 07:40 PM (42tU5) 138
I'm generally not a fan of Toronto, being from the other side of the country, but good for them on this. The microphone cut out during the Star-Spangled Banner and the crowd finished it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHSaHRd4Q48 Posted by: Vendette at November 30, 2014 07:41 PM (xLFi5) 139
90 -- Brave Sir Robin -- True. But, it does knock off the carbon residue that builds up from shooting... especially blank ammo*.
(*A MILES exercise can jam up an M16 at the most inopportune time.) Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 30, 2014 07:42 PM (/mTq0) 140
Has anyone here ever explained by Turkey changed the name of their capital from Constantinople to Istanbul back in the day?
As I understand it, it was to appease the Islamists they had to deal with at the time, who thought their country was becoming too secular I guess. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2014 07:42 PM (fGApK) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 07:42 PM (KRltM) 142
The Pope isn't the NATO Commander, with Nukes on command. You want to deal with militant Islam, it's going to take a General, and he won't be coming from the Vatican. Hell, Israel has had the ability to nuke the bejeezus out of the worst of them for decades and haven't done it. Blame whoever the King Rabbi is for that, I guess.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 30, 2014 07:42 PM (2cS/G) 143
I would tear myself in half trying to simultaneously walk in two opposite directions if I came across that sign.
Posted by: PabloD at November 30, 2014 07:43 PM (roESk) 144
93 / 98 -- RK -- Looks like we have a drunken moron trying to run up their 'sock count'...
...I blame the Al Sharpton sock. Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 30, 2014 07:45 PM (/mTq0) 145
I like that Wal-Mart had 20% off guns sale, the same weekend these "Hands Up Don't Shoot" nuts are sitting in the aisles protesting.
Posted by: Illiniwek at November 30, 2014 07:45 PM (CwvCk) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 07:45 PM (KRltM) 147
Has anyone here ever explained by Turkey changed the name of their capital from Constantinople to Istanbul back in the day?
That's nobody's business but the Turks! Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2014 07:46 PM (FcR7P) 148
I posted this an hour ago in food thread.
Thermometer hit 70 today outside. Wife turned on A/C. Lows of 28 and snow and ice in forecast tomorrow. Must go check beer supply, stat. Update: Picked up 2 30 packs. Good to go for now. Posted by: olddog in mo at November 30, 2014 07:46 PM (6hrmc) 149
Is this truly the end times before the apocalypse? This pope seems more than willing to bend over backwards if your cause celebre is one shared by a worldwide movement of bloody commie bastards.
Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2014 07:47 PM (dVmLD) 150
Go to gun show. While waiting for the background check to process, pop over to the bacon fest. Maximize efficiency.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 30, 2014 07:47 PM (NeFrd) 151
The new pope sure has an uncanny knack of repeating some of the dumber widely-held opinions of the general public. Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at November 30, 2014 07:47 PM (HyEWX) 152
"RK -- Looks like we have a drunken moron trying to run up their 'sock count'..."
Well, yeah, I've had a few drinks. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 07:47 PM (KRltM) 153
The muslims being terrorists thing. I've been around for a very long time, and I can't seem to remember, other than once or twice, where terrorists have been anything but muslim. Tim McVeigh, Aum Shinrikyo in Tokyo, maybe one or two others such as the IRA. The biggest attacks with the largest loss of life have all been muslim. And world leaders want us to give them a pass. What the hell is wrong with this picture?
Posted by: Old Blue at November 30, 2014 07:48 PM (vVSOO) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 07:48 PM (KRltM) 155
Cpt Charles, thanks for the comment last night. Been mulling things and examining the woof of this warp. Looks like it will be an X-Files ending. What fun.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2014 07:49 PM (wU90H) 156
Obviously, it's in their genes.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 30, 2014 07:49 PM (2cS/G) 157
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 30, 2014 07:27 PM (nzKvP)
Good thing Bush was lying about WMD in Iraq! Posted by: Hrothgar at November 30, 2014 07:49 PM (fL/7/) 158
Shit, it's warm here. Just had to turn the fan on.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 07:50 PM (KRltM) 159
LA runoff is, when, next Tuesday, or next next? Posted by: please dont squeeze the soothie at November 30, 2014 07:50 PM (HyEWX) Posted by: rbx at November 30, 2014 07:50 PM (2QJzQ) 161
The SEC network just replayed the Iron Bowl. Fortunately I tuned in in the 2nd half so it was just the good parts from my pov.
Posted by: toby928(C) has drink taken at November 30, 2014 07:50 PM (rwI+c) 162
What oil for my gun? Remoil or Hoppes?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Hoppes No. 9 is ideal for cleaning and lubricating guns, but don't forget that it can be used as a topical analgesic, cooking aide and, in a pinch, in the bedroom, just like bacon! Posted by: Daisy Cutter at November 30, 2014 07:50 PM (WS+CW) 163
Dec 6.
Landrieu should be dead pol at the polls. Edwin Edwards in LA CD-6 should also be toast But its LA Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2014 07:51 PM (wU90H) 164
There are days when I would like to paraphrase Halsey: "When we're done the only place arabic will be spoken is in Hell!"
Posted by: Old Blue at November 30, 2014 07:52 PM (vVSOO) 165
Regarding Constantinople ---> Istanbul, I think that 'istanbul' is probably how the locals shortened and pronounced the longer name. Also poor literacy among the muslims compared to the christians and jews.
Posted by: sinmi at November 30, 2014 07:52 PM (jVMa7) 166
I'd go to the gunshow. Finding the primo pepper and toasted chives coated gypsy bacon with molasses cure is nothing on the chance of finding Beaumont brass or maybe a Dutch KNIL revolver.
Anyways, bacon will keep. Posted by: kindltot at November 30, 2014 07:52 PM (t//F+) 167
CLP is great, as long as you understand that more is not necessarily better.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 30, 2014 07:53 PM (/mTq0) 168
Go to gun show. While waiting for the background check to process, pop over to the bacon fest. Maximize efficiency.
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 30, 2014 07:47 PM (NeFrd) ****** But..but....they don't DO background checks at gun shows. That's where criminals go to buy their guns with just paying cash and putting them right in their pocket. I think Bob Costas told me that, so it must be true. By: Every Anti Gun Leftist ever Posted by: ManWithNoParty at November 30, 2014 07:53 PM (/RpVl) 169
Has anyone here ever explained by Turkey changed the name of their capital from Constantinople to Istanbul back in the day?
Istanbul means "Great City" in Turkish, IIRC. That was the Turkish name for it before they captured it, I believe. Posted by: Grey Fox at November 30, 2014 07:53 PM (n9fY7) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 07:54 PM (KRltM) 171
How Islam kills culture?
Just look to Egypt. Before the Rosetta Stone and Champollion, the two large statues near the funerary complex at Thebes were described by the Arabs as having been created by wizards. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2014 07:55 PM (wU90H) 172
This Pope, like every other one, will say things that raise eyebrows, but only those things that serve the purpose of the media will you ever hear of. I know the thought of selective reportage is totally foreign to conservatives, but I can assure you it exists. To me the Pope, the Papacy, are significant, the man wearing the robes and living in the Palace is not. Probably not good Doctrine, but it's what I was taught, in a nutshell.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 30, 2014 07:56 PM (2cS/G) 173
Gun oil: a quality motor oil works fine. It is designed to prevent wear. Has a couple of additives you don't need like anti foam, and is high detergent.
Carb cleaner will clean a nasty barrel. Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 30, 2014 07:56 PM (WNERA) 174
Can you imagine a waiting period to buy bacon from a licensed baconneur? Could never happen, right?
Posted by: t-bird at November 30, 2014 07:56 PM (FcR7P) 175
sex lube Glock is obscene.
*sigh* I suppose now I know that "glock" is the sound it makes when you rap it against the bedpost. Posted by: kindltot at November 30, 2014 07:56 PM (t//F+) 176
Wait until the Glock unt spiels
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2014 07:57 PM (wU90H) 177
I am Catholic, still don't understand why the pope and all the whiny bishops won't give up all their fancy stuff before they come ask for my $$.
Posted by: aggravated libertarian at November 30, 2014 07:57 PM (cmBvC) 178
the two large statues near the funerary complex at Thebes were described by the Arabs as having been created by wizards.
You're complicating our mission... Posted by: NASA at November 30, 2014 07:58 PM (FcR7P) 179
Well, all this bacon talk may force me to go to Ralphs and pick up yet another box of Hormel ready-to-eat bacon.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2014 07:58 PM (fGApK) 180
The 'bul' on the end of Istanbul is a clue to the name's Greek origin ('polis' as used in Constantinople (Constantine's city)).
Posted by: sinmi at November 30, 2014 07:59 PM (jVMa7) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 07:59 PM (KRltM) 182
Why is Bob Costas the lawn troll, sitting the chilled air of Lambeau Field like he's some sort of road ace? Can't they keep that crusty old bastard back at the studio where he can't infect random innocents with his filthy pink eye?
Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2014 08:01 PM (dVmLD) 183
Constantinople is the Greek name. Istanbul is the Turkish name. A play on words like Islambol.
Posted by: ThunderB at November 30, 2014 08:02 PM (/zdk4) 184
Hey Tiny Ballerina Rahm, how goes that gun control in Chicago?
Woman killed via gun at a Nordstrom in Chicago during Black Friday. Killed by ex-boyfriend who proceeded to save the city and state money by executing himself. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2014 08:03 PM (wU90H) 185
Wait until the Glock unt spiels"
It's a Christmas nick-knack that spins little pistols around, powered by candles. Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2014 08:03 PM (ahBY0) 186
when the Holy Roman church fails and the Jews return to Irael and the ...etc
Ask JJ Sefton Anyway the Anti Christ is in the House... Posted by: Old Chester at November 30, 2014 08:04 PM (/WmRg) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2014 08:06 PM (wU90H) 188
Anna, a weather adjusted number or something.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 30, 2014 08:07 PM (WNERA) Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 30, 2014 08:07 PM (XzRw1) 190
Bob from Table9 - the official truth from Pravda "well gee many stores started their promotions early."
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2014 08:07 PM (wU90H) 191
I guess it matters what you read sometimes or who reports it. This from Breitbart. Francis spoke of the "plea" coming from the victims of violent conflicts...."scared by the inhumane and brutal war". Francis said that "committing every act of violence - or consenting to such acts - especially when directed against the weakest and defenseless, is a profoundly grave sin against God, since it means showing contempt for the image of God which is man." He was specifically talking about jihadists and IS. Honestly, the Pope has been misquoted by the left publications so much, I usually take it all with a grain of salt. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2014 08:08 PM (NtzGn) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 08:08 PM (KRltM) 193
Instapundit has a piece up about the police arresting a man who pointed a banana supposedly 'like a gun.'
Only in a Monty Python world, would the police arrest a man with a banana. Posted by: Eric Idle at November 30, 2014 08:08 PM (e8kgV) Posted by: Vendette at November 30, 2014 08:08 PM (xLFi5) 195
Maybe the Sith and Jedi are real and all this Star Wars stuff is coming from warnings sent to us across time and space.
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2014 08:09 PM (MQEz6) 196
155 -- Anna -- Glad to help... I do have that sorta knack.
BTW, I've finally seen a totally unique plot point in an anime, Inou-Battle wa Nichijou-kei no Naka de (Sorta ordinary HS kids discovering they have been given super powers, but not knowing how, or why.) [SPOILER ALERT] -7 -6 -5 -4 -3 -2 -1 ------------ The powers were granted by Faries, who are organizing the students into various groups so as to bet on the outcome of combat (ultimately non-lethal) between said groups. There's more, but I'll explain that later.. ----------- Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 30, 2014 08:09 PM (/mTq0) 197
Is bacon grease a good finish for gun barrels?
Posted by: DaveA at November 30, 2014 08:09 PM (DL2i+) 198
This just in: Mary Landrieu spotted in a New Orleans dive bar, lying face down in her own vomit.
Other bar patrons said they'd never seen her looking better. (Yeah, I can be mean sometimes.) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2014 08:10 PM (fGApK) 199
193 Can you imagine what would happen if he pointed a donut?
Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 30, 2014 08:10 PM (WNERA) 200
197
Is bacon grease a good finish for gun barrels? I think if you are going to cache one or more underground somewhere it would be fine. Make sure you slather it on thick. Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 30, 2014 08:11 PM (XzRw1) 201
Rich Lowry spoke truth to power today on Meet The Press.
There was much hair-pulling in reaction. Andrea's wig almost came off. Posted by: eman at November 30, 2014 08:11 PM (MQEz6) 202
Cpt Charles, in other words [i[High School of the Super Powered Horny Teens.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2014 08:11 PM (wU90H) 203
"What Letterman did was detestable, of course. Should conservatives emulate that behavior? Sometimes I wish the right was more aggressive, and would respond in kind to vile attacks, but with kids of politicians I believe that's going too far. "
Saying the girls should dress more appropriately and not scowl is hardly the same thing. Posted by: Lauren at November 30, 2014 08:12 PM (Kx2cC) 204
Honestly, the Pope has been misquoted by the left publications so much, I usually take
it all with a grain of salt. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 30, 2014 08:08 PM (NtzGn) Good point, there. This would not be the first time that Francis I has been taken way out of context. Posted by: Chester A. Cognomen at November 30, 2014 08:12 PM (zfw24) 205
Constantinople was originally Byzantium. It was founded by the Greeks in 657 BC. The Romans renamed Constantinople. The Turks renamed it Istanbul.
Posted by: Vic at November 30, 2014 08:12 PM (u9gzs) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 30, 2014 08:12 PM (fGApK) 207
And Vic was there in 657BC laying the first stone.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2014 08:13 PM (wU90H) 208
I was a little disappointed in the most recent remarks by The Pope--especially since he had us all thinking he was going all-out on Holy War a few months back-- but as someone said, he doesn't command an army. But he did go into the lion's den--Turkey--and he did implore Muslim leaders to speak out about the violence commited in the name of Islam. I don't recall Barky or even George W doing that.And they do/did command armed forces....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2014 08:13 PM (8HGb7) 209
And Vic was there in 657BC laying the first stone.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) ----------------------------- I had a joke on the ready until I recently learned that we could have graduated together. Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2014 08:14 PM (4Mv1T) 210
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2014 08:11 PM (MQEz6)
Give us a clue, there's a lot of unspoken truth that needs to be spoken to power! Posted by: Hrothgar at November 30, 2014 08:14 PM (fL/7/) 211
bacon grease a good finish for gun barrels?
Lots of salt in bacon grease, so I wouldn't recommend it...OTOH, unsalted lard works pretty well, although it turns rust red as it oxidizes. That last little fact gave me kind of a bad moment once when checking a flintlock I had greased with lard as a field expedient and then forgotten to get back to. Posted by: Grey Fox at November 30, 2014 08:14 PM (n9fY7) 212
I guess it matters what you read
sometimes or who reports it. This from Breitbart. Francis spoke of the "plea" coming from the victims of violent conflicts...."scared by the inhumane and brutal war". Francis said that "committing every act of violence - or consenting to such acts - especially when directed against the weakest and defenseless, is a profoundly grave sin against God, since it means showing contempt for the image of God which is man." He was specifically talking about jihadists and IS. Honestly, the Pope has been misquoted by the left publications so much, I usually take it all with a grain of salt. Posted by: Guy Mohawk Oh, well. In that case, never mind! Posted by: Miss Emily Latella at November 30, 2014 08:15 PM (+1T7c) 213
I think Francis has a long game--soften up the Muzzies with kind words while stressing common ground. I don't know if he'll be around long enough to see it through....
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2014 08:15 PM (8HGb7) 214
Pope makes a statement, it gets covered by the real, on-the-site-reporter, and then politically shaded by him, translated into a hundred languages, re-shaded by other journalists, then dribbled out piecemeal by talking heads who shade it even further. It's like a game of Telephone, but with rampant collusion.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 30, 2014 08:15 PM (2cS/G) 215
160 -- rbx -- That was sorta like watching a train wreck...
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 30, 2014 08:15 PM (/mTq0) 216
Oops, my mistake. Bob Costas isn't hanging out a Lambeau like I previously thought, - he's chillin' in Kansas City, no doubt waiting for Ferguson to break loose and give NBC the boost it needs to take over the Nielsen ratings.
Posted by: Fritz at November 30, 2014 08:17 PM (dVmLD) 217
Lost track of this thread. WTF is going on?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 08:18 PM (KRltM) 218
But seriously, does anyone expect Framcis--or any future Pope to call a Holy War? And would anyone listen? Like Stalin said--how many divisions does he have?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2014 08:18 PM (8HGb7) 219
210 Posted by: eman at November 30, 2014 08:11 PM (MQEz6)
Give us a clue, there's a lot of unspoken truth that needs to be spoken to power! Posted by: Hrothgar at November 30, 2014 08:14 PM (fL/7/) Top story at Newsbusters. Lowry committed the crime of pointing out the facts in the Mike Brown shooting. Posted by: eman at November 30, 2014 08:18 PM (MQEz6) 220
Ricardo right now its a Party Line between the anti-Papists and the anti-pasta I think.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2014 08:19 PM (wU90H) Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 30, 2014 08:20 PM (/mTq0) 222
Combined two AoS memes by frying the remaining stuffing in bacon grease. Tomatoes and cranberry sauce on the side with bacon pieces added to the stuffing. Not bad at all!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 30, 2014 08:20 PM (fL/7/) 223
207 And Vic was there in 657BC laying the first stone.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2014 08:13 PM (wU90H) Now, now, he was just a little boy then. Posted by: eman at November 30, 2014 08:20 PM (MQEz6) 224
Combined two AoS memes by frying the remaining
stuffing in bacon grease. Tomatoes and cranberry sauce on the side with bacon pieces added to the stuffing. Not bad at all! Posted by: Hrothgar at November 30, 2014 08:20 PM (fL/7/) Must get bacon ASAP... Posted by: Vendette at November 30, 2014 08:21 PM (xLFi5) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 08:22 PM (KRltM) 226
bacon got expensive when the little piglets got sick and died.
Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 30, 2014 08:22 PM (WNERA) 227
It must be pretty bad when I am doing word plays in German. Mein Gott.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2014 08:22 PM (wU90H) Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2014 08:22 PM (ahBY0) 229
187 -- Anna -- Watched the local news on Black Friday morning...
...the lack of mobs, and half-empty parking lots made it kinda obvious. Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 30, 2014 08:23 PM (/mTq0) Posted by: Hrothgar at November 30, 2014 08:23 PM (fL/7/) 231
Daddy, why am I taller than you now?
Posted by: Malia at November 30, 2014 08:24 PM (wAQA5) 232
German, the only language where the phrase 'I love you' sounds like PIV.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2014 08:24 PM (wU90H) 233
190 -- Anna -- My edition of Pravda stated that the 'post-Christmas' day shopping was the new Black Friday.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 30, 2014 08:25 PM (/mTq0) 234
Blame whoever the King Rabbi is for that, I guess.
That'd be Charlie Brown's Dildo if I'm not mistaken. Posted by: andycanuck at November 30, 2014 08:25 PM (T4t+V) 235
My daughter did her Black Friday shopping online.
She used to blast out to the stores. Now not so much. Posted by: eman at November 30, 2014 08:25 PM (MQEz6) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 08:25 PM (KRltM) 237
Night Morons.
Posted by: Vic at November 30, 2014 08:26 PM (u9gzs) 238
Monday on Wall Street expect to hear a nasty splat...
Sales down 11.3% this past weekend. Posted by: Anna Puma I thought I read today that brick & mortar sales were down but on-the-line sales were up. I asked a mens ware retailer this morning how the weekend was... he said Friday was busy but Saturday was not. Posted by: Daisy Cutter at November 30, 2014 08:29 PM (WS+CW) 239
Posted by: Vic at November 30, 2014 08:26 PM (u9gzs)
That explains how you can produce some comprehensive morning news. As Ben Franklin told you personally "Early to bed and early to rise..." Posted by: Hrothgar at November 30, 2014 08:29 PM (fL/7/) 240
"German, the only language"
I do not like hearing German spoken. I'm sorry. I work for a damned German company but I shy away from the execs when they turn up. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 08:30 PM (KRltM) 241
The standard being asserted is that the President's kids are off limits to criticism.
Pshaw. That's so ... yesterday. The standard also used to be that men couldn't marry men, women couldn't marry women, and Presidents didn't use executive orders to revoke laws and write new ones. Plus, Bristol Palin. Malia and Sasha. Fair game. Posted by: LHQ at November 30, 2014 08:31 PM (4HYng) 242
"makes a gal busty, lusty, and prized.". - BF's evil unborn twin
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 30, 2014 08:31 PM (2cS/G) Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2014 08:31 PM (ahBY0) 244
202 -- Heh... but actually, no. Expect for a few moments, it's been surprisingly clean; and played semi-straight.
Unlike Trinity Seven... for that anime, the male harem master has openly proclaimed that he's gonna bang all of them, including the 'visual loli'. Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 30, 2014 08:31 PM (/mTq0) 245
I liked the last two Popes.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 30, 2014 08:31 PM (zwdxl) 246
Well, it's just crazy to eat sweet potato pie with a whole can of reddiwhip extra creamy at this time of night. But hey, I just had a double Buffalo Trace and the Walking Dead finale is yet to come and I need to stay awake.
Posted by: Erowmero at November 30, 2014 08:31 PM (go5uR) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2014 08:31 PM (wU90H) 248
Night, Vic.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 08:32 PM (KRltM) 249
There's something wrong with a language when you get a sore throat every time you speak it. And thirty-five letter words? Not awesome.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 30, 2014 08:33 PM (2cS/G) 250
"
*cheerfully drives a Panzerspahwagen 234 Rad 8 over Ricardo's das auto* " I used to have a Dodge. Government Motor's now. America. Feck Yeah! Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 08:33 PM (KRltM) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2014 08:34 PM (wU90H) 252
217 -- RK -- Anything and everything...
...IOW, a typical open thread (even tho it's not officially one). Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 30, 2014 08:34 PM (/mTq0) 253
Shouldn't there be a third sign, "Hobo beatdown straight ahead"?
Posted by: Xavier at November 30, 2014 08:34 PM (2zdOa) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 08:35 PM (KRltM) 255
I asked a mens ware retailer this morning how the weekend was... he said Friday was busy but Saturday was not.
BH and I went to H*me D*pot yesterday--it wasn't very busy. Less busy than an average Saturday, it seemed to me. Nearly done Chrismas shopping, btw. Woot! Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at November 30, 2014 08:36 PM (82lr7) 256
"If you look at the most credible evidence [of Michael Brown's death at the hands of a Ferguson, Mo., police officer], the lessons are really basic," Lowry said during an appearance on Meet the Press. "Don't rob a convenience store. Don't fight with a policeman when he stops you and try to take his gun. And when he yells at you to stop, just stop."
Posted by: Rev Jesse Jackson at November 30, 2014 08:37 PM (e8kgV) 257
21 Pope Francis said on Sunday that equating Islam with violence was wrong and called on Muslim leaders to issue a global condemnation of terrorism to help dispel the stereotype. And the entire Muslim world erupted in gut-aching guffaws... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 30, 2014 08:38 PM (+aiYj) 258
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I liked the last two Popes. Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 30, 2014 08:31 PM (zwdxl) Francis is the last one, per St. Malachy. SMOD/judgment/zombies on the way. Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 30, 2014 08:38 PM (yxw0r) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 30, 2014 08:38 PM (wU90H) 260
Germans are ----- harsh.
Posted by: Aggravated Libertarian at November 30, 2014 08:39 PM (cmBvC) 261
Tschuss! We had an SSG on base with that as his custom plate in Germany. On an early seventies Corvette. He was kind of a dick, but that was pretty cool.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 30, 2014 08:39 PM (2cS/G) Posted by: Andy Reid at November 30, 2014 08:39 PM (a7LQR) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 08:39 PM (KRltM) 264
Christmas......
Posted by: JeanQ Flyover at November 30, 2014 08:40 PM (82lr7) 265
"Daddy, when do you plan to issue the commemorative DVD set of yours and Mr. Holder's race riots?" -- Sashay and Malaria Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 30, 2014 08:41 PM (+aiYj) 266
Home Depot ticked me off.
I phoned their help-line about the credit-card hacking this summer past to find out if the one store I used was one of the places hit and they wouldn't friggin' tell me if it was on the list. So I went through the trouble of getting my card reissued just in case. Dicks. Posted by: andycanuck at November 30, 2014 08:42 PM (T4t+V) 267
If you like your Pope, you can keep your Pope.
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 30, 2014 08:42 PM (a7LQR) 268
Thanksgiving afternoon, the local Wal-Mart parking lot was filled. This afternoon, we went there to make a return and were amazed to see every single register open. There weren't very many shoppers, though. Must have been home watching a game.
Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2014 08:43 PM (btTLZ) 269
What did the retailers expect? Most were open on Thanksgiving and I know as a fact that many people with direct deposit had their funds in the bank Wednesday--so a lot of shopping got done even before Turkey Day. Dis they expect Black Friday mayhem every day?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2014 08:43 PM (8HGb7) 270
I saw that Johnny Clipboard finally got onto the field today.
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2014 08:43 PM (zt+N6) 271
Really tiring to be at mass and have to listen to social justice comments. This has perverted the mission of the Catholic church, if you ask me
Posted by: aggravated libertarian at November 30, 2014 08:44 PM (cmBvC) 272
Couple of my Army friends married German women, lived there for years. So I heard it all again this summer. I called a key a "schlussel" the other day when I was distracted. Damn language chased me across an Ocean to annoy me again.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 30, 2014 08:44 PM (2cS/G) 273
Besides, the economy is booming as per Barky and Biden, it's all good, so what are the retailers worried about?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2014 08:45 PM (8HGb7) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 08:45 PM (KRltM) 275
And stocks only go up, right?
Posted by: aggravated libertarian at November 30, 2014 08:46 PM (cmBvC) 276
Chuck Todd wrote a tell all about the SCOAMT called The Stranger in the WH?
Media is falling out of love with him? Posted by: Carol at November 30, 2014 08:46 PM (sj3Ax) 277
andy, my bank, on their own, issued me a new card about a month ago because it was used at Home Depot Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 30, 2014 08:46 PM (HyEWX) 278
As far as the Obama girls go, and as much as I dislike their parents, I think the children should get a pass. I'm a mom. If anybody messed with my kids they would regret it.
Posted by: ALH at November 30, 2014 08:47 PM (btTLZ) 279
"If you look at the most credible evidence [of Michael Brown's death at the hands of a Ferguson, Mo., police officer], the lessons are really basic," Lowry said during an appearance on Meet the Press. "Don't rob a convenience store. Don't fight with a policeman when he stops you and try to take his gun. And when he yells at you to stop, just stop." Yes, and the droning news cycle will go on. In a month no one will give a shit that the officer that removed another danger from society has had to hide to protect his pregnant wife and family from repercussions of him doing a job that should have earned him a citation of honor. A little turned around me thinks. Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2014 08:47 PM (ahBY0) 280
Just got an email from my bank saying my password was disabled because someone tried to enter it incorrectly 3 times. Ffs. If people would stop trying to steals shit, that would be great.
Posted by: Lauren at November 30, 2014 08:47 PM (Kx2cC) Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 08:47 PM (KRltM) 282
andy, my bank, on their own, issued me a new card about a month ago because it was used at Home Depot
Me too, Visa. Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2014 08:50 PM (ahBY0) Posted by: Please Don't Squeeze The Soothsayer at November 30, 2014 08:50 PM (HyEWX) 284
276--and did you see how Obama dissed him in the bookstore trip by calling Chuck Todd "sad?" And then one of the O-daughters says words to the effect that "This guy (Todd) has written a book already?"
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2014 08:51 PM (8HGb7) Posted by: Sven10077 at November 30, 2014 08:51 PM (/4AZU) 286
That"s one way liberals keep their paid journalists "honest." Call them out publicly.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2014 08:52 PM (8HGb7) 287
The 'bul' on the end of Istanbul is a clue to the name's Greek origin ('polis' as used in Constantinople (Constantine's city)).
Posted by: sinmi at November 30, 2014 07:59 PM (jVMa7) Of all the answers provided above, this is only one that is correct, although sinmi was being coy and left it, sort of like Jeopardy, in the form of a lingering question. The current name is the Turkish (mis)pronunciation of the Greek phrase "eis tin poli" (pronounced, roughly "ees teen poli" which means "in the city" or "to the city". Posted by: CQD at November 30, 2014 08:53 PM (tcvYF) Posted by: Sven10077 at November 30, 2014 08:55 PM (/4AZU) 289
The current name is the Turkish (mis)pronunciation of the Greek phrase "eis tin poli" (pronounced, roughly "ees teen poli" which means "in the city" or "to the city Don't tell the Turks that--they'll change the name. Posted by: JoeF. at November 30, 2014 08:55 PM (8HGb7) 290
I see Killing Kennedy is starting on Fox News... is it worth tuning in to?
The folks at IMDB seem to hate it ( they gave high praise for the hack-job called Three Kings, tho ). Posted by: shredded chi at November 30, 2014 08:56 PM (Y3fo/) 291
Don't tell the Turks that--they'll change the name.
Posted by: JoeF. ----------------------------- Meh. It's okay. The only time I ever called Germany Deutschland was in German class in 1973. It will always be Turkey to me. Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2014 08:58 PM (4Mv1T) 292
"
I see Killing Kennedy is starting on Fox News... is it worth tuning in to? " It's Oswald killing Kennedy on the street. Which is what happened. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 30, 2014 08:59 PM (KRltM) 293
Sven,
I'm sure you're right. But Hillary hasn't been a hit with book tour! I saw video of Pat Buchanan saying Cruz should run & Paul will too. I think it was at RCP this weekend. Buchanan said that GOP has to please base in primary. I'd like Cruz to run, but not RP, too much crazy in his bloodline. Posted by: Carol at November 30, 2014 08:59 PM (sj3Ax) 294
272 -- Lincolntf -- Hehehe... ya know, considering how much of the US population can claim German roots, more than a few German words have snuck into everyday speech.
Heck, in Cincinnati, the locals speak a style of American-english that's literally transliterated German. (It makes it kinda easy to spot the non-natives...) Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 30, 2014 08:59 PM (/mTq0) 295
Go read a few user reviews @ IMDB... you'll see what I mean.
Posted by: shredded chi at November 30, 2014 09:00 PM (Y3fo/) 296
I asked the American phone girl (not East Indian!) If I could find out if my store was on the list and she just read the prepared statement of concern from the company. The statement didn't even include an "if you're card was affected, we've sent you an email about it". And I had read in the MSM (yeah, I know) that the HD website was supposed to have a list of the affected stores but I couldn't find it on either the U.S. or Hoser web site but figured at least their own hotline set up over the issue could; but no.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 30, 2014 09:01 PM (T4t+V) 297
90 WD-40 is NOT a lubricant. It was designed as a hydrophobic application. Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 30, 2014 07:17 PM (5buP ![]() So, it cures rabies? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 30, 2014 09:02 PM (+aiYj) Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 30, 2014 09:02 PM (wGgL6) 299
Cpt Charles, I went to Xavier in OH before the Army, and didn't realize the influence until after then. Over The Rhein, a ton of other local signifiers, I just rarely left campus.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 30, 2014 09:03 PM (2cS/G) 300
I thought we weren't allowed to make hydrophobic comments at the HQ any more?
Posted by: andycanuck at November 30, 2014 09:04 PM (T4t+V) Posted by: Adriane ... at November 30, 2014 09:04 PM (P+IZm) 302
My friend, who is a conspiracy nut, liked Killing Kennedy book. That friend sends me some emails that I delete w/o responding to. One this month was when former Boston mayor Menino died, suggested timing & it would help Dems!
The man had cancer & two weeks before, maybe less, announced he wasn't having any more treatments & was stopping his book tour. Posted by: Carol at November 30, 2014 09:04 PM (sj3Ax) 303
299 -- Ahhh... I see. You should see the XU campus nowadays, it's changed a lot.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 30, 2014 09:07 PM (/mTq0) 304
HAHA suck on that Andy Reid.
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2014 09:08 PM (zt+N6) 305
I'm never surprised when ProgMedia can lie and create riots over Ferguson situation -- look how they were able to lie about Oswald for 50 years and blame the Right for dirtbag Communist Oswald's actions.
If they can get away with a 50 year lie blaming conservatives for Kennedy, they can get away with almost anything. Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 30, 2014 09:08 PM (zwdxl) 306
90 WD-40 is NOT a lubricant. It was designed as a hydrophobic application.)))
Works great for drying out distributor caps. Off my lawn get. Posted by: Swatara at November 30, 2014 09:08 PM (AvP4a) 307
@ 279
Lowry's statement would make a great inscription for St Swisher's headstone--if he ever gets one. Posted by: irongrampa at November 30, 2014 09:09 PM (jeCnD) 308
It will always be Turkey to me. That has got to be some sort of fucked up Thanksgiving racism to someone, somewhere. Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2014 09:10 PM (ahBY0) 309
@199,
If he hit a cop with a donut, it would be assault. Fortunately, my stepson missed and the cop just called out a roadblock to catch him and his friends. He got charged with interfering with an office in the line of duty. He threw a donut at a cop writing a ticket. See, you learn all sorts of real life stuff here! Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 30, 2014 09:13 PM (Lqy/e) 310
That has got to be some sort of fucked up Thanksgiving racism to someone, somewhere.
Posted by: dartist ----------------------------------------- Thank you for that out loud chortle. ![]() Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2014 09:18 PM (4Mv1T) 311
Monday on Wall Street expect to hear a nasty splat.
Sales down 11.3% this past weekend. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) I haven't done any store shopping, I'm all online now. My Thanksgiving guests had to leave early last year to go shopping. This year we all sat back and just enjoyed ourselves. Black Friday may be dead. Posted by: bossy barbara at November 30, 2014 09:21 PM (79RKq) 312
Thread Death.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at November 30, 2014 09:21 PM (4Mv1T) 313
I assume you mean it's changed for the worse. When I say I rarely left "campus" I was including a half-mile radius of club, frat, team-houses, bars, pizza joints, etc, and even then there were some blocks we walked around to "keep out of trouble".
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 30, 2014 09:22 PM (2cS/G) Posted by: dartist at November 30, 2014 09:23 PM (ahBY0) 315
How about throwing hammers at cops rather than donuts? Black youths use hammers to kill recently-married Bosnian immigrant. (h/t to Weasel Zippers)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 30, 2014 09:25 PM (T4t+V) 316
300 I thought we weren't allowed to make hydrophobic comments at the HQ any more?
------------ Hemophilic comments may get the banhammer. Posted by: The Tree of Liberty at November 30, 2014 09:30 PM (MPK82) Posted by: Sven10077 at November 30, 2014 09:31 PM (/4AZU) 318
315 How about throwing hammers at cops rather than donuts? Black youths use hammers to kill recently-married Bosnian immigrant. (h/t to Weasel Zippers)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 30, 2014 09:25 PM (T4t+V) Yeah, just read the story. Fucking sick shit. Posted by: eman at November 30, 2014 09:32 PM (MQEz6) 319
315 How about throwing hammers at cops rather than donuts? Black youths use hammers to kill recently-married Bosnian immigrant. (h/t to Weasel Zippers)
---------- Great. Another brutal murder that won't put a dime in Al Sharpton's pocket. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2014 09:32 PM (MPK82) 320
Perfect example.
Side by side of the Brown shooting media reports and the media reports of the two black dudes that just brained a random white guy to death with hammers. The Dude STL @thedude_stl 11m @instapundit @gatewaypundit Media bias rears its ugly head. #ferguson #bevo http://tinyurl.com/qf3sut3 Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 30, 2014 09:33 PM (zwdxl) 321
Andy Canuck,
Go to Gateway Pundit & look on right side, it was there earlier, for St Louis school's version of Gentle Giant!! It's all lies & it's supposed to be school curriculum!!! Posted by: Carol at November 30, 2014 09:34 PM (sj3Ax) 322
319 315 How about throwing hammers at cops rather than donuts? Black youths use hammers to kill recently-married Bosnian immigrant. (h/t to Weasel Zippers)
---------- Great. Another brutal murder that won't put a dime in Al Sharpton's pocket. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 30, 2014 09:32 PM (MPK82) Andrea Mitchell is yawning. Posted by: eman at November 30, 2014 09:35 PM (MQEz6) 323
TheLastRefuge @TheLastRefuge2 2h
Bloods VS Bosnians - This will not end well. ... JFMB team just declared war on the wrong ethnicity. Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 30, 2014 09:36 PM (zwdxl) 324
#278, Obama has messed with all our kids with Obama care.
Posted by: ExpatPatriot at November 30, 2014 09:38 PM (MpHgn) 325
If the Bosnians want to go Medieval, I say buy some popcorn.
Posted by: eman at November 30, 2014 09:40 PM (MQEz6) Posted by: Sven10077 at November 30, 2014 09:41 PM (/4AZU) 327
Poor Bosnian dude should have stopped at the gun show first . Leave a euro civil war and step right into one in the U.S.
Poor man . Now there's a gaggle of 'youths' looking at a very few years in juvie gladiator academy after killing a man with a f8cking hammer . They'll be back on the street soon . Hopefully their next victim will drop 'em all like a bad habit . Posted by: awkward davies at November 30, 2014 09:44 PM (Z+Mqb) 328
278 ALH,
That's funny Worf and Barry mess with my son through school lunch diktats, Barrycare, racist bullshit narratives.... But whatevs....let donkey keep donkeying with no blowback Posted by: Sven10077 at November 30, 2014 09:45 PM (/4AZU) Posted by: ChrisP at November 30, 2014 09:46 PM (Lq0wJ) 330
Time to invent Rooftop Bosnians. (They've had plenty of practice.)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 30, 2014 09:53 PM (T4t+V) 331
Although Francis is from Argentina, his parents were Italian. I consider him to be a resumption of the long line of Italian Popes. The Pole and the German were really quite good. I suspect he really is "Peter the Roman."
To me, the jury is still out on him. You can trust a Jesuit to be Commie. It's the way they are programmed. It's a feature, not a bug. Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 30, 2014 09:58 PM (V70Uh) 332
Gun show 1st, bacon grease messes up my grip.
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