Whoopsie Daisy: Obama Makes "Mistake" In Reporting 2013 Obamacare Enrollments, Falsely Claiming It Hit 7 Million Sign-Ups Threshold By "Mistakenly" Including Dental Plans Along With Health Care Plans

The Administration had set 7 million as its goal. It was very important, politically, that they be able to claim that had met it.

Alas, only 6.97 million people signed up for Obamacare.

So you know what time it is.

It's time for an Obama "mistake" that just coincidentally enough happens to aid him politically -- the Administration made a whoopsie-daisy and "accidentally" included almost 400,000 dental plan sign-ups in the health care figures, thus meeting its 7 million sign-up goals.

Well not really but they were able to claim such for close to a year.

Whoops!

Lower, Actually: Actually, enrollments are under 6.9 or so million, more like 6.7 million.

Those false 380,000 dental sign-ups put Obama just barely over.



Posted by: Ace at 04:26 PM




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1 1st?

Posted by: mallfly at November 20, 2014 04:28 PM (bJm7W)

2 Well, these things happen...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 20, 2014 04:28 PM (bHnlE)

3 I fucking knew it was bull. Consult the archives.

Posted by: Dang at November 20, 2014 04:28 PM (MNq6o)

4 Don't worry My Lord. We've got your back.

Posted by: the msm at November 20, 2014 04:28 PM (25HWz)

5 Gee, it's almost like they don't care when someone points out that they are lying. Which happens all the fucking time.

Posted by: huerfano at November 20, 2014 04:28 PM (bAGA/)

6 yaaay

remember, figures don't lie but Democrats lie because they figure the MSM will cover for them.

Posted by: mallfly at November 20, 2014 04:29 PM (bJm7W)

7 Details, Details.

Our hearts (and our money-grubbing hands) are in the right place.

Posted by: The Establishment at November 20, 2014 04:29 PM (J7NUM)

8 ace, don't overplay this hand. After all, a minority of the latinos out there support the president's insanely unpopular plan.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at November 20, 2014 04:29 PM (Gysa/)

9

So..... if it's "mistakenly" a lie.... is it still a Gruber???

Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2014 04:29 PM (NaV4z)

10 Math
It can be a real female dog (new kinder and gentler ncj)

Posted by: policiadearmadajose at November 20, 2014 04:29 PM (CVCGQ)

11 does the 7 million include all the people who got shoved into Medicaid?

Posted by: mallfly at November 20, 2014 04:29 PM (bJm7W)

12 Is biting dicks covered under those dental plans?

Posted by: Don Lemon at November 20, 2014 04:29 PM (MNq6o)

13 That's just what you know so far.

Tip of the iceberg stuff.

Posted by: Field Marshal Gruberschweiner at November 20, 2014 04:29 PM (RJMhd)

14 We calculated this using Turbo Tax.

Posted by: Tim Geithner at November 20, 2014 04:30 PM (nlPax)

15 re 14: and we didn't know that sleep-away camp doesn't count as insurance

Posted by: mallfly at November 20, 2014 04:31 PM (bJm7W)

16 Sorry... was running late.



YOU LIE!

Posted by: Joe Wilson at November 20, 2014 04:31 PM (nlPax)

17 11 does the 7 million include all the people who got shoved into Medicaid?
Posted by: mallfly at November 20, 2014 04:29 PM (bJm7W)

*****

Could of double cunted.

Posted by: Field Marshal Gruberschweiner at November 20, 2014 04:31 PM (RJMhd)

18 *counted*

Posted by: Field Marshal Gruberschweiner at November 20, 2014 04:31 PM (RJMhd)

19 Oh hell
What if the Brits hurry up and come here for amnesty?
The free dental will bankrupt us

Posted by: policiadearmadajose at November 20, 2014 04:31 PM (CVCGQ)

20 It's funny how all of these inadvertent errors seem to benefit only one party.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2014 04:31 PM (XUKZU)

21 So, they went with vote-fraud math.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 20, 2014 04:32 PM (wtvvX)

22 6.97 close enough for govt work. I'm actually a little surprised it was that close to 7. Having said that it is probable it is fudged like unemployment stats.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 20, 2014 04:32 PM (WNERA)

23 Good thing the American people can't count that high.

Posted by: Jon Gruber at November 20, 2014 04:32 PM (MNq6o)

24 are they giving us gross or net, you know, 7 million signed up or 7 million signed up and also paid?

Posted by: mallfly at November 20, 2014 04:32 PM (bJm7W)

25 Carry over from dead thread:

Wait! This guy is the new head of the Congressional black Caucus? And they said Tim Scott wasn't black enough?

http://tinyurl.com/mw28len

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2014 04:32 PM (XUKZU)

26 *counted*
Posted by: Field Marshal Gruberschweiner

You were right the first time.

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2014 04:32 PM (8ikIW)

27
Could of double cunted.

It's less crude to say menage a trois.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 20, 2014 04:32 PM (JtwS4)

28 No worries, Ace. Sylvia Burwell, head of HHS, is all over this.

"The mistake we made is unacceptable," Burwell tweeted.

Posted by: Z as in Jersey (now in Virginia) at November 20, 2014 04:32 PM (RjkRJ)

29 Dental? Ya, it fixes that thing I did in your mouth...

Posted by: POTUS at November 20, 2014 04:32 PM (YvRAm)

30 *counted*
Posted by: Field Marshal Gruberschweiner at November 20, 2014 04:31 PM (RJMhd)

----

You were right the first time

Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2014 04:33 PM (NaV4z)

31 Mistake my ass. They just thought you were all to stupid to notice

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 04:33 PM (M0mf2)

32 re 18: you disappoint me. For a moment I thought there was some deeper meaning there.

Posted by: mallfly at November 20, 2014 04:33 PM (bJm7W)

33 Never underestimate the stupid voters, Gruber.


Interesting, a GOP staffer found the error. HHS was never going to admit it.


Lying cocksuckers.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2014 04:33 PM (0FSuD)

34 Wow.


Someone should 'do something'.



*giggle*

Posted by: Mitch McConnell : now with miracle ingredient Moderate Mandatium at November 20, 2014 04:34 PM (Qgr71)

35 Double cunted and triple-dicked...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 20, 2014 04:34 PM (wtvvX)

36 30 *counted*
Posted by: Field Marshal Gruberschweiner at November 20, 2014 04:31 PM (RJMhd)

----

You were right the first time
Posted by: fixerupper at November 20, 2014 04:33 PM (NaV4z)

*******


I blame ace.


I am infuriated that he has diminished my work by comparing it to anything else.

Gruber uber alles.

Posted by: Field Marshal Gruberschweiner at November 20, 2014 04:34 PM (RJMhd)

37 Gruber strikes again...

Posted by: tbd at November 20, 2014 04:34 PM (qgIeC)

38 Drill baby, drill.

Posted by: Palin Dental Plan at November 20, 2014 04:34 PM (m2yGo)

39 also, are they taking into account all the people who had to sign up twice?

Posted by: mallfly at November 20, 2014 04:34 PM (bJm7W)

40
That thing? In your mouth? I did it in your ass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:35 PM (CMkNk)

41
That thing? In your mouth? I did it in your ass.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:35 PM (CMkNk)

42 C'mon fellers, we won the midterms. It's time to kick back and relax for a while.

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2014 04:35 PM (8ikIW)

43 >>>> 18 *counted*
Posted by: Field Marshal Gruberschweiner at November 20, 2014 04:31 PM (RJMhd)

One helluva typo there. Lol.

Posted by: L, elle at November 20, 2014 04:35 PM (2x3L+)

44 11
does the 7 million include all the people who got shoved into Medicaid?

Posted by: mallfly at November 20, 2014 04:29 PM (bJm7W)

YES. 80% of the sign up went to Medicaid. It's an income transfer program for his peoples.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2014 04:35 PM (0FSuD)

45 No game in Buffalo this Sunday

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 04:35 PM (M0mf2)

46 Could of double cunted.

Posted by: Field Marshal Gruberschweiner at November 20, 2014 04:31 PM (RJMhd)


Right the first time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2014 04:35 PM (7MWCL)

47 38 Drill baby, drill.
Posted by: Palin Dental Plan at November 20, 2014 04:34 PM (m2yGo)


Is it. . . . safe?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:35 PM (CMkNk)

48 I just found out about this today from the media. Nobody is madder than me. We will get to the bottom of this and prosecute the guilty.

Posted by: King Barky the Incompetent at November 20, 2014 04:35 PM (WGm5T)

49 45
How often does a football game get canceled because of weather?

Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 20, 2014 04:36 PM (WNERA)

50 Chicago mafia statistics, just like inflation and unemployment.




Did I say Chicago? I think this stuff was actually pioneered by Soviet communists, but it is pretty axiomatic for any criminally minded individual.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 04:36 PM (txvbW)

51 It's the Neil Grassy Gambit, '100%' and 'almost 100%' are the same. Science!

Posted by: LIVs at November 20, 2014 04:36 PM (F2IAQ)

52 What's with all the teeth, today?

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2014 04:37 PM (ClghE)

53 A very liberal, well meaning but duped, friend has had O-care for a year and never used it because she has a $6500 deductible. And dental is bad too. She goes to a dental hygiene school and lets the students hone their craft on her. Ouch!

She's on the edge of seeing the truth.

Posted by: PJ at November 20, 2014 04:37 PM (cHuNI)

54 perhaps Il Douche will touch on this tonight.

Posted by: mallfly at November 20, 2014 04:37 PM (bJm7W)

55
Do you know what the Main Meme the TV is using to justify obama's illegal action?

Well, it's okay because it's the right thing to do.

Posted by: Soothsayer, All Knowing Of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 20, 2014 04:37 PM (AVJt6)

56 #47 Is it ... safe?


Zero car bone emissions.

Posted by: Palin Dental Plan at November 20, 2014 04:37 PM (m2yGo)

57 Speaking of ass, how you guys like the taste of mine, suckers?

Posted by: Injuin Blackfoot Barry at November 20, 2014 04:37 PM (0FSuD)

58 40 AND 41 That thing? In your mouth? I did it in your ass.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:35 PM (CMkNk)

-------
Mo double tagging, please.

Posted by: Sore Ass at November 20, 2014 04:37 PM (z27Ny)

59 Me, Gruber, and Sebelious talked about this at a swim party.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 20, 2014 04:37 PM (WGm5T)

60 50 Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 04:36 PM (txvbW)


Barack Hussein Lysenko

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:37 PM (CMkNk)

61
Gee I wonder if that 5 million illegal alien number they are throwing about with the new amnesty is spot on, cause I sure remember when we were talking deportation, they were saying "you can't deport 20 million people".

Posted by: Hombre Mohawk at November 20, 2014 04:37 PM (1nB6R)

62 45,

All it does is give Buffalo a reprieve from an ass whipping.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 20, 2014 04:37 PM (yCZVl)

63 That is like saying he will amnesty 5 Million comrades..
Your sphincter will stretch to 15 Million by 2016

Posted by: Oh I hate these lies at November 20, 2014 04:37 PM (/WmRg)

64 A double cunt punt is what happens when She Who Must Not be Taunted gets mad at a couple of 'ettes.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 20, 2014 04:37 PM (JtwS4)

65 OK, so was an exact 7 million threshold so important? Really? The media wasn't going to just round him up? As if anybody cares, the media never hyped this goal in the first place.

They lie. They lie about everything. They lie even when it doesn't make any difference at all.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 20, 2014 04:38 PM (L2xDv)

66
..retraction in the obits ...

Posted by: SE Pa Lurker at November 20, 2014 04:38 PM (llVa4)

67 56 #47 Is it ... safe?


Zero car bone emissions.
Posted by: Palin Dental Plan at November 20, 2014 04:37 PM (m2yGo)


Oil of cloves. Discomfort or relief; the choice is yours. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:38 PM (CMkNk)

68 How often does a football game get canceled because of weather?
Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 20, 2014 04:36 PM (WNERA)

Because with like 50 feet of snow on the ground no-one, not even the players, can get to the game and the snow is almost up to the crossbar

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 04:38 PM (M0mf2)

69 YES. 80% of the sign up went to Medicaid. It's an income transfer program for his peoples.
Posted by: Nip
------------------

The analog, is jobs gained...., by illegals.

Posted by: LIVs at November 20, 2014 04:38 PM (F2IAQ)

70 Gee I wonder if that 5 million illegal alien number they are throwing about with the new amnesty is spot on, cause I sure remember when we were talking deportation, they were saying "you can't deport 20 million people".
Posted by: Hombre Mohawk at November 20, 2014 04:37 PM (1nB6R)
----
Take the 20 add the 5 then double it = 50 !

Posted by: RioBravo Pelosi at November 20, 2014 04:38 PM (z27Ny)

71 >>perhaps Il Douche will touch on this tonight.

Shirley, you jest.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2014 04:38 PM (g1DWB)

72 43 >>>> 18 *counted*
Posted by: Field Marshal Gruberschweiner at November 20, 2014 04:31 PM (RJMhd)

One helluva typo there. Lol.
Posted by: L, elle at November 20, 2014 04:35 PM (2x3L+)

********

I've been dropping vowels all day.


Anyways--this is just the tip of the sausage, you don't even see the full weinerschnitzel till 2020.

Posted by: Field Marshal Gruberschweiner at November 20, 2014 04:38 PM (RJMhd)

73 Creative Argentinian style math, its what they are good at.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 20, 2014 04:39 PM (IMqkl)

74 49
45

How often does a football game get canceled because of weather?

Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 20, 2014 04:36 PM (WNERA)

The NFL, stronger than the Governor or God.
I suspect that is wrong, it Governor declares an emergency, which he has, then they can shut down any activity. Schools, games, etc.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2014 04:39 PM (0FSuD)

75 Gdamn that al gore nevergiveup

Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 20, 2014 04:39 PM (WNERA)

76 49,

Almost never.

New Orleans didn't miss a game the year their city and stadium got destroyed... They just had "home games" at opponent stadiums until San Antonio and Baton Rouge were able to host "home" games.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 20, 2014 04:39 PM (yCZVl)

77 Because with like 50 feet of snow on the ground no-one, not even the players, can get to the game and the snow is almost up to the crossbar
Posted by: Nevergiveup
-------------------

Bunch of whiners. Why, when I was a kid....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2014 04:39 PM (F2IAQ)

78 Don't you worry. They will meet 7 million and then some as our newly legalized citizens can now qualify for free Obamacare plans.


Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 20, 2014 04:39 PM (0LHZx)

79 Top. Men.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 20, 2014 04:39 PM (0HooB)

80 Well, it's okay because it's the right thing to do.

-
It's the right thing to do because the system is broken. You know another system that is broken? That tax system. We need to clean out that sewer. Word to Ted Cruz, the 45th president.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2014 04:40 PM (XUKZU)

81

First it was 30 million uninsured. Then it was 45 million uninsured. The stupendousness and chutzpah-tuity of the lies are so egregious that only a complicit propaganda media could get away with covering it up. And they didn't do such a hot job at it either.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:40 PM (CMkNk)

82 Missed the Marathon Man ref.

Posted by: Palin Dental Plan at November 20, 2014 04:40 PM (m2yGo)

83 20 It's funny how all of these inadvertent errors seem to benefit only one party.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2014 04:31 PM (XUKZU)



Well look on the bright side, when we get the Presidency back, we can play all these funny games with official numbers, and the Liberal Democrat Union Member Media will not expose us at all!


Yeah, there won't be daily stories on every broadcast network about how we are deliberately lying and distorting the actual numbers for our political benefit, because they are going to apply the same standard to us as that they use for the Democrats.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 04:40 PM (txvbW)

84
Bunch of whiners. Why, when I was a kid....

Uphill both ways.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 20, 2014 04:40 PM (JtwS4)

85 74,

So... Rams games might get canceled if they are planning to announce verdict soon?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 20, 2014 04:40 PM (yCZVl)

86 79 Top. Men.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 20, 2014 04:39 PM (0HooB)


Bottom. Dwellers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:41 PM (CMkNk)

87 DailyCaller often takes shots at Breitbart. Don't really see the reverse.

Guess they are going for the same market. Weirdly petty.

The Daily Caller @DailyCaller
This is @BreitbartNews' brain on journalism: ow.ly/ECO02 via @betsyscribeindc

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 20, 2014 04:41 PM (ZPrif)

88
Wynn Resorts is under investigation for potential money laundering law violations, according to a new report from Dow Jones.
Quoting individuals familiar with the matter, Dow Jones reported that Manhattan and Las Vegas U.S. Attorneys offices are investigating the company in conjunction with the Internal Revenue Service and the Drug Enforcement Administration.

The company, which is run by casino mogul Steve Wynn, saw stock dropped more than 2 percent after the story came out.

Yeah right. And it's just a coiwincidink thzt Wynn hates Fredo?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 04:41 PM (M0mf2)

89 Honest mistake..... it could happen to anyone.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 20, 2014 04:41 PM (32Ze2)

90 New Orleans didn't miss a game the year their city and stadium got destroyed

-
They just cleaned up the bones of the cannibalized victims and cowboyed up.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2014 04:41 PM (XUKZU)

91 Top. Men?

Window lickers on the short bus of life.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 20, 2014 04:41 PM (IMqkl)

92 Nothing like suckers that want to be fooled. I blame my fellow countrymen.

Posted by: SarahW at November 20, 2014 04:41 PM (Lbv/k)

93 As head of the Congressional White Black Caucus, I find your criticism to be wholly based on racism, you bunch of crackers!

Posted by: Rep. G. K. Butter field, Jr. at November 20, 2014 04:41 PM (0XvLg)

94 24 are they giving us gross or net, you know, 7 million signed up or 7 million signed up and also paid?

Posted by: mallfly at November 20, 2014 04:32 PM (bJm7W)


I can pretty much guaran-damned-tee you that these are signups not "pays".


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 04:41 PM (txvbW)

95 Carry over from dead thread:



Wait! This guy is the new head of the Congressional black Caucus? And they said Tim Scott wasn't black enough?



http://tinyurl.com/mw28len

Posted by: The Great White Snark


Awesome. Good times in the comments. Someone needs to bring that party over here with a shiny new thread devoted to that fat fuck.

Posted by: Dang at November 20, 2014 04:41 PM (MNq6o)

96 They only lie when it's absolutely convenient.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2014 04:42 PM (RZlSA)

97 65 OK, so was an exact 7 million threshold so important? Really? The media wasn't going to just round him up? As if anybody cares, the media never hyped this goal in the first place.

They lie. They lie about everything. They lie even when it doesn't make any difference at all.
Posted by: AmishDude at November 20, 2014 04:38 PM (L2xDv)

*********

Good question.

We focus grouped--and people just like the number seven.


Never mind that we disrupted the healthcare of almost everyone to insure "X" number of people.

"X" could be a lot smaller than most people know.

Posted by: Field Marshal Gruberschweiner at November 20, 2014 04:42 PM (RJMhd)

98 A very liberal, well meaning but duped, friend has had O-care for a year and never used it because she has a $6500 deductible. And dental is bad too. She goes to a dental hygiene school and lets the students hone their craft on her. Ouch!

She's on the edge of seeing the truth.


She'll be the frog in the boiling water. She'll just get used to the suck.

That's how the UK's NHS got "popular". It just became the only game in town. They couldn't conceive of the "horrors" of a private system (at least for the middle and lower class, the upper class had their private hospitals).

Even now, people hate it, but they've made supporting NHS a point of patriotic pride.

Posted by: AmishDude at November 20, 2014 04:42 PM (L2xDv)

99 They only lie when it's absolutely convenient.

And it's for our own good don't you know....

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at November 20, 2014 04:42 PM (Bn6aD)

100 I would like to take a few minutes to talk with you about Squatty Potty.......

Posted by: Larry King at November 20, 2014 04:42 PM (32Ze2)

101 Yeah, there won't be daily stories on every broadcast network about how we are deliberately lying and distorting the actual numbers for our political benefit, because they are going to apply the same standard to us as that they use for the Democrats.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 04:40 PM (txvbW)


I'm getting to the point where if I was elected president I use the military to kill all those fuckers.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2014 04:42 PM (oFCZn)

102 Bunch of whiners. Why, when I was a kid....

We had to bite our own dicks.

Posted by: Don Lemon at November 20, 2014 04:42 PM (MNq6o)

103
The Left's Argument Template For Tonight's Abomination:

1. It's not unconstitutional.

2. Even if it is unconstitutional, it's the right thing to do.

3. Republicans did it, too

Posted by: Soothsayer, All Knowing Of (Approximate) Knowledge at November 20, 2014 04:43 PM (AVJt6)

104 95,

"Paper Bag Test" must mean something different to the CBC cause he's an ugly fucker who looks like he has to wear a paper bag to get some.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 20, 2014 04:43 PM (yCZVl)

105 I may or may not have just gone full D-Lamp...

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2014 04:43 PM (oFCZn)

106 The Left's Argument Template For Tonight's Abomination:

1. It's not unconstitutional.

2. Even if it is unconstitutional, it's the right thing to do.

3. Republicans did it, too

In a nutshell...

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at November 20, 2014 04:44 PM (Bn6aD)

107 How often does a football game get canceled because of weather?



Zero. In domed stadiums.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 04:44 PM (xgvvD)

108 I'm calling Field Marshall the early Threadwinner for the doubleC "typo."

This is I keep reading here for all the typos and speakos. That was actually pretty funny.

Posted by: L, elle at November 20, 2014 04:44 PM (2x3L+)

109 So are they really going to release the grand jury verdict in Fergusen this Friday? On the weekend so the protestors don't have to miss work?






Never mind.

Posted by: Dang at November 20, 2014 04:45 PM (MNq6o)

110 106,

What is the drinking game for tonight? Take a shot every time Obama blames Republicans for not doing what he wanted?

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 20, 2014 04:45 PM (yCZVl)

111 I, for one, welcome our new illiterate, innumerate, non-English-speaking, corrupt, refuse-to-assimilate, disease-ridden, Marxist overlords.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 20, 2014 04:45 PM (0HooB)

112 Lenny: "Dental plan!"
Marge: "Lisa needs braces!"

- Homer's brain, when Simpsons was funny.

Posted by: wooga at November 20, 2014 04:45 PM (YAVyP)

113 Lying liars lie. It's just so hard to stomach they can be so unaccountable for it.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at November 20, 2014 04:45 PM (HBAcW)

114 102 Bunch of whiners. Why, when I was a kid....

We had to bite our own dicks.
Posted by: Don Lemon at November 20, 2014 04:42 PM (MNq6o)


Both ways!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:45 PM (CMkNk)

115 Your gonna love my nuts!

Posted by: ShamWow Obama at November 20, 2014 04:45 PM (sDapq)

116 Like the new nic, Navycopjoe.

Posted by: T. Jeff at November 20, 2014 04:45 PM (/Ho8c)

117 88
Wynn Resorts is under investigation for potential money laundering law violations, according to a new report from Dow Jones.
Quoting individuals familiar with the matter, Dow Jones reported that Manhattan and Las Vegas U.S. Attorneys offices are investigating the company in conjunction with the Internal Revenue Service and the Drug Enforcement Administration.

The company, which is run by casino mogul Steve Wynn, saw stock dropped more than 2 percent after the story came out.

Yeah right. And it's just a coiwincidink thzt Wynn hates Fredo?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 04:41 PM (M0mf2)


************


Oh wow.


He is a huge fundraiser.


His employees love him.

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 20, 2014 04:45 PM (RJMhd)

118 78
Don't you worry. They will meet 7 million and then some as our newly
legalized citizens can now qualify for free Obamacare plans.







Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at November 20, 2014 04:39 PM (0LHZx)

Obama's people have said the new illegals won't get Obama Care.

You know that's a fucking lie.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2014 04:45 PM (0FSuD)

119
I've been dropping vowels all day.
<<<<<

I think with the new Amerimex language we are to speak, you're supposed to add vowels at the end, kinda like Italian. You know who would like you to add an "O" to everything to show your love and loyalty.

Posted by: Hombre Mohawk at November 20, 2014 04:46 PM (1nB6R)

120 Obama was using common core math.

Posted by: dantesed at November 20, 2014 04:46 PM (88xKn)

121
The company, which is run by casino mogul Steve Wynn, saw stock dropped more than 2 percent after the story came out.

Yeah right. And it's just a coiwincidink thzt Wynn hates Fredo?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 04:41 PM (M0mf2)



Glenn Reynolds is constantly pointing out that Obama joked about auditing his enemies.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 04:46 PM (txvbW)

122 113 Lying liars lie. It's just so hard to stomach they can be so unaccountable for it.
Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at November 20, 2014 04:45 PM (HBAcW)


A) Media that is a propaganda wing
B) No opposition party
C) Not enough pain suffered by the citizenry to do that thing to the Tree of Liberty.

Yet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:47 PM (CMkNk)

123 >>Zero. In domed stadiums.

Moved one. When the Metrodome collapsed from a heavy snowfall they had to move a game to Detroit.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2014 04:47 PM (g1DWB)

124 I'm listening to all the people who were so civic-minded that they were too busy watching 'Hoarders' to vote.

Posted by: King Barry the Mendacious at November 20, 2014 04:47 PM (HBAcW)

125

Such treachery.

Where is all of our "oversight?"

Why aren't we "shadowing" these operatives and number crunchers? They work for US, although we know they do not believe this one bit.

Why don't we just stop paying everyone in government? Every damn one of them.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 04:47 PM (IXrOn)

126 118 Obama's people have said the new illegals won't get Obama Care.

You know that's a fucking lie.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2014 04:45 PM (0FSuD)


It's actually the truth. They will get the best care anywhere, on our dime.

We, on the other hand will get the red pill. Second hand, from Canada.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:48 PM (CMkNk)

127
I'm getting to the point where if I was elected president I use the military to kill all those fuckers.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2014 04:42 PM (oFCZn)



I don't agree with this solution, but I like how you think.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 04:48 PM (txvbW)

128 Lisa needs braces!

Posted by: Marge at November 20, 2014 04:48 PM (lN8KC)

129 Well, no one in NC will be watching the dickhead, the UNC-CH vs Duke game is on at 7:30 on ESPN.



Go my little Dukies!

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2014 04:48 PM (0FSuD)

130 You know, this administration might just kill me. I've got genetically great blood pressure, but this shit keeps making it inch northward.

Crikey, is it Miller time yet?

Posted by: physics geek at November 20, 2014 04:48 PM (MT22W)

131 Just think, 5 million legal fry cooks and mower jockeys tomorrow. Doing what Americans won't.

Wait . If they are now legal Americans, who will we get to replace them?

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2014 04:49 PM (8ikIW)

132 C) Not enough pain suffered by the citizenry to do that thing to the Tree of Liberty.

Yet.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:47 PM (CMkNk)


Guess we just have to wait for the burning times.

Posted by: Hurricane LaFawnduh at November 20, 2014 04:49 PM (HBAcW)

133 In reality, The President has no choice BUT to go around congress. Congressional leaders will not do what The President wants and something needs to be done. I am as conservative as anyone, but reality has to be addressed.

Posted by: Sheffield Oliver Carrington Kittridge at November 20, 2014 04:49 PM (32Ze2)

134 127 I don't agree with this solution, but I like how you think.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 04:48 PM (txvbW)


The solution just needs to be the only one left to the particular problem. Capsice?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:49 PM (CMkNk)

135 127 I don't agree with this solution, but I like how you think.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 04:48 PM (txvbW)


The solution just needs to be the only one left to the particular problem. Capsice?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:49 PM (CMkNk)

136 Dental Plan!

Posted by: Lenny at November 20, 2014 04:50 PM (lN8KC)

137
Obama's people have said the new illegals won't get Obama Care.

You know that's a fucking lie.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2014 04:45 PM (0FSuD)


Remember Joe Wilson saying "You Lie!" during that State of the Union address?


They were talking about illegals getting health care.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 04:50 PM (txvbW)

138 131 Just think, 5 million legal fry cooks and mower jockeys tomorrow. Doing what Americans won't.

Wait . If they are now legal Americans, who will we get to replace them?
Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2014 04:49 PM (8ikIW)


We can all jump the Canadian border and then the Canadians can jump the Arctic Circle to Russia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:51 PM (CMkNk)

139 I am as conservative as anyone, but reality has to be addressed.

__________________

Not as conservative as this anyone.
earpresident has no mandate to make law.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 20, 2014 04:51 PM (WNERA)

140 Grubered again.

Posted by: Klown 2.0 at November 20, 2014 04:51 PM (5fSr7)

141 There's 330 million suckers born every minute.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 20, 2014 04:51 PM (KK+mC)

142 It's funny how all of these inadvertent errors seem to benefit only one party.

Posted by: The Great White Snark
------------
The other evening, I looked through the NPR 'corrections'. All after the fact, of course..., so too late to make an impression. Most are just misspelled names etc., but the factual errors (as broadcast or posted) were almost all to the benefit of one hang-wringing group or another.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2014 04:51 PM (F2IAQ)

143 >>>> It's actually the truth. They will get the best care anywhere, on our dime.
We, on the other hand will get the red pill. Second hand, from Canada.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:48 PM (CMkNk)

and the red pill will come in the form of a suppository.

I hate all this. I hate everything. We delivered majorities in both houses of Congress so they can sit around and do nothing.

Posted by: L, elle at November 20, 2014 04:51 PM (2x3L+)

144 We can all jump the Canadian border and then the Canadians can jump the Arctic Circle to Russia.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Is that the 3D chess people talk about?

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2014 04:51 PM (8ikIW)

145 Weren't a lot of the other numbers Medicaid enrollees that would have been signed up anyways? And weren't some other numbers people already on Medicaid previously that the administration now claim count as obamacare enrollees.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 20, 2014 04:51 PM (z/Ubi)

146 Well I will be missing the El Presidente's spleef.

Will be trying to network with other writers, editors, and what not. Give me strength not to throat-punch if anyone starts bleating like an Eloi sheep.

Take care.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 20, 2014 04:51 PM (IMqkl)

147 136 Dental Plan!
Posted by: Lenny at November 20, 2014 04:50 PM (lN8KC)


If you like your teeth, you can keep your teeth!

- - NHS Dentist, circa 1947

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:51 PM (CMkNk)

148 Yeah, when the Democrats have demonstrated for six years that cooking the books is their standard MO, don't be flabbergast when I suggest they're copacetic with voter fraud.

Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2014 04:52 PM (dVmLD)

149 143 I hate all this. I hate everything. We delivered majorities in both houses of Congress so they can sit around and do nothing.
Posted by: L, elle at November 20, 2014 04:51 PM (2x3L+)


What's worse is that as election day drew closer, we knew this would be the result.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:52 PM (CMkNk)

150 We rounded up. Republicans do all the time. Reagan did it.

Posted by: Half Tard Democrat at November 20, 2014 04:53 PM (yshTX)

151 By any means necessary every lie possible....

Posted by: steveegg at November 20, 2014 04:53 PM (cL79m)

152 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 04:53 PM (M1uf/)

153 Well, we always have that utopian health in Cuba we can go to.

Posted by: MSNBC at November 20, 2014 04:53 PM (0FSuD)

154 148 Yeah, when the Democrats have demonstrated for six years that cooking the books is their standard MO, don't be flabbergast when I suggest they're copacetic with voter fraud.
Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2014 04:52 PM (dVmLD)


Didn't Flabbergast play for Real Madrid?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:53 PM (CMkNk)

155 >>90
New Orleans didn't miss a game the year their city and stadium got destroyed


-

They just cleaned up the bones of the cannibalized victims and cowboyed up.>>
.
I found a finger bone in a urinal in the Dome last Sunday. Might have been from a Saints defensive back though.

Posted by: Javems at November 20, 2014 04:53 PM (AYQjf)

156 149 143 I hate all this. I hate everything. We delivered majorities in both houses of Congress so they can sit around and do nothing.
Posted by: L, elle at November 20, 2014 04:51 PM (2x3L+)

They don't take office until January.

Posted by: Half Tard Democrat at November 20, 2014 04:54 PM (yshTX)

157 153 Well, we always have that utopian health in Cuba we can go to.
Posted by: MSNBC at November 20, 2014 04:53 PM (0FSuD)

Michael Moore has enough liver meat to donate to at least 12 people.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:54 PM (CMkNk)

158 The President would submit a budget, but the House will not even bring it up for a vote. The President sends very important bills there just to have them die. Something MUST be done.

Posted by: Sheffield Oliver Carrington Kittridge at November 20, 2014 04:54 PM (32Ze2)

159 INCLUDING DEMTAL PLANES ALONG WITH HEATH CAR PLANES???

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 20, 2014 04:54 PM (NFl+r)

160
At any rate, a beautiful sunset over the Hudson River.

The metaphor is too painful to contemplate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:54 PM (CMkNk)

161
Dental plans? Pfft! We said dental DAMS!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:55 PM (CMkNk)

162 re 131: and by Monday they can be picketing for fifteen dollars un ora

Posted by: mallfly at November 20, 2014 04:55 PM (bJm7W)

163 >Zero. In domed stadiums.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 04:44 PM (xgvvD)<

This is incorrect. The Metrodome (Vikings) roof collapsed a few years ago because too-heavy snow load.

Posted by: Muad'dib - Bodice Repair Man at November 20, 2014 04:55 PM (sjdRT)

164 158 The President would submit a budget, but the House will not even bring it up for a vote. The President sends very important bills there just to have them die. Something MUST be done.
Posted by: Sheffield Oliver Carrington Kittridge at November 20, 2014 04:54 PM (32Ze2)

Where were you when the house was sending bills to the senate and harry asshole reid killed them.

Doing nothing is doing something. It is a choice.

Posted by: Bob from table9 at November 20, 2014 04:55 PM (WNERA)

165 Just think, 5 million legal fry cooks and mower jockeys tomorrow. Doing what Americans won't.
Wait . If they are now legal Americans, who will we get to replace them?



As I said on the last thread, fire them. And tell them you will be hiring new illegals.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 04:56 PM (xgvvD)

166 Well, Obama may not be The Father of Lies, but he's certainly an aspiring understudy.

Posted by: kraken at November 20, 2014 04:56 PM (5+mPY)

167 150 We rounded up. Republicans do all the time. Reagan did it.
Posted by: Half Tard Democrat at November 20, 2014 04:53 PM (yshTX)


I'd like to round up quite a few Democrats.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:56 PM (CMkNk)

168 3 hrs left for the constitutional republic!
Woo-hoo!
Drink up!

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 20, 2014 04:57 PM (ZPrif)

169 I hate all this. I hate everything. We delivered majorities in both houses of Congress so they can sit around and do nothing.

Posted by: L, elle at November 20, 2014 04:51 PM (2x3L+)


They won't sit around and do nothing - they'll legalize the federal PlaceboCare exchange subsidies.

Wait a minute - it would have been better if they sat around and did nothing.

Posted by: steveegg at November 20, 2014 04:57 PM (cL79m)

170 160


At any rate, a beautiful sunset over the Hudson River.



The metaphor is too painful to contemplate.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:54 PM (CMkNk)

That is a pretty sight. Speaking of NYC, how bad is it when the Rev Al has to say he didn't father a kid before he is even axed about it?

I am sure he's telling the truth. He always does.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2014 04:57 PM (0FSuD)

171 re 156: but they picked McConnell as Majority Leader, and you can imagine where he'll be leading us.

Posted by: mallfly at November 20, 2014 04:57 PM (bJm7W)

172 This is incorrect. The Metrodome (Vikings) roof
collapsed a few years ago because too-heavy
snow load.



As someone else said, it was moved, not cancelled.
So, zero. :-)

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 04:57 PM (xgvvD)

173 We delivered majorities in both houses of Congress so they can sit around and do nothing.


Really, honestly, there's nothing Republicans in the current congress can do. The new majority has not been sat yet, so it's still the R House vs the D Senate, which plays to TFG's Executive Amnesty.

The problem I have (I speak for no others) is what might be called the "battle field preparation" of the Republicans. It seems to be that they're setting the field for surrender, they they are, if the analogy will hold, setting "date certain for withdrawal."

By so doing, they only encourage the current lawlessness, because TFG can look ahead and see no down-side for this action. There wouldn't be an immediate downside anyway (see also: D Senate), but if the Republicans would show a unified front (and some smarts) on this, he *would* see a downside starting in January.

He might think differently if he knew that he wouldn't get any more judges appointed (that's a big thing for Democrats, what with their love of activist judges), and no new AG, and so forth. But right now, none of that is on the table. NOTHING is (apparently) on the table, so there's no negative for him in evidence.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 04:58 PM (M1uf/)

174 Let me see if I have this straight...

Some of you expect government reports of numbers to be truthful and accurate?

...Really?



..........Really???

Posted by: BurtTC at November 20, 2014 04:58 PM (TOk1P)

175 3 hrs left for the constitutional republic!
Woo-hoo!
Drink up!

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 20, 2014 04:57 PM (ZPrif)


Forget it, Jake, that disappeared in 1933 (or was it 1937?).

Posted by: steveegg at November 20, 2014 04:58 PM (cL79m)

176 I'd like to round up quite a few Democrats.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Time to invest in yardarms?

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2014 04:58 PM (8ikIW)

177 If we told the truth, you peasants might get excited. And that would threaten our precious jobs, privileges and graft.

Posted by: The Establishment at November 20, 2014 04:58 PM (J7NUM)

178 We can all jump the Canadian border and then the Canadians can jump the Arctic Circle to Russia.









Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Old and busted: Jose and Maria mowing Tyler's lawn, and washing his windows.


New and hot: Tyler and Janet shoveling AOP's snow, and doing his laundry.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2014 04:59 PM (7MWCL)

179 TWD was pretty good last Sunday but no one is talking about it. It was like how I imagine living in the zombie apocalypse would be like, expect they always seem to have clean clothes. They cd find bottled drinking water but to bath and wash clothes? All the ground water, streams, lakes, etc, would have to be contminated.

Posted by: The Progs at November 20, 2014 04:59 PM (iQIUe)

180 Boehner and McConnell say there's nothing they can do about this. Because, get this, elections don't matter!


(unless TFG wins, and then they do matter)

Posted by: MTF at November 20, 2014 04:59 PM (LISuA)

181 This is not a big deal. 6.97 million is 7 million. And I see five lights.

Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at November 20, 2014 05:00 PM (7Oo+W)

182 This appears to be a leak of Obama's amnesty plans
Noah Rothman @NoahCRothman 3m
"You must have been in the US for at least 5 years to qualify for these programs."
http://tinyurl.com/lj2vwpo

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 20, 2014 05:00 PM (ZPrif)

183 I was moved by the Metrodome collapse too. I was metaphor for The President trying to take a very bad situation and make it better. He has MOVED the economy and things are, Indeed, better.

Posted by: Sheffield Oliver Carrington Kittridge at November 20, 2014 05:00 PM (32Ze2)

184
To be clear the 5 (or 20) million are already here, but the amnesty is to encourage the other 25 million on their way.

Posted by: Hombre Mohawk at November 20, 2014 05:00 PM (1nB6R)

185 I found a finger bone in a urinal in the Dome last Sunday. Might have been from a Saints defensive back though.


Posted by: Javems at November 20, 2014 04:53 PM (AYQjf)


Canseco's a versatile guy. And he gets around well, for a gimp.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2014 05:01 PM (7MWCL)

186 My God, Democrats are lying?! What is this world coming to?!?

...a fiery end, I'm hoping.

Posted by: Null at November 20, 2014 05:01 PM (xjpRj)

187 160
At any rate, a beautiful sunset over the Hudson River.

The metaphor is too painful to contemplate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:54 PM (CMkNk)

___________

I'll never forget flying in and out of NYC at sunset many years ago when it was still possible. The sun gleaming off those bldgs was spectacular.

Posted by: The Progs at November 20, 2014 05:01 PM (iQIUe)

188 We don't believe in providing Bread and Circuses.

We provide EBT and TMZ.

Posted by: The Establishment at November 20, 2014 05:01 PM (J7NUM)

189 There's still something like 50 million Americans without health insurance. After tonight there will be 30 million 'new' Americans with health insurance and 50 million Americans without health insurance.

Whatta Precedent!

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 20, 2014 05:01 PM (zxQ4h)

190 Time to invest in yardarms?

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2014 04:58 PM (8ikIW)


Considering that, just to cover the Rats who hold elected, Constitutionally-authorized offices, we'll need somewhere around 500,....

Posted by: steveegg at November 20, 2014 05:01 PM (cL79m)

191 " Boehner and McConnell say there's nothing they can do about this."


Oh, I'm sure. McConnell will stammer, hem, and, haw around. Boehner will cry.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2014 05:02 PM (LA7Cm)

192 Anyone heard what the chocolate rations are being increased to?

Posted by: Winston Smith at November 20, 2014 05:02 PM (m2yGo)

193 Gabe Malor is on the Larry O'Connor show on WMAL right now.

Posted by: Sheffield Oliver Carrington Kittridge at November 20, 2014 05:02 PM (32Ze2)

194 181 This is not a big deal. 6.97 million is 7 million. And I see five lights.
Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at November 20, 2014 05:00 PM (7Oo+W)
20% on the Right believe there are such things as Big Deals. On the Left everything is a Big Deal, because everything is Political. The rest of the country does. not. give. a. shit.

Posted by: kraken at November 20, 2014 05:03 PM (5+mPY)

195 I like the actor who plays Juice on SOA but I will always remember him as the guy who got ass pounded week after week by Marilyn Manson.

Posted by: The Progs at November 20, 2014 05:03 PM (iQIUe)

196 Anyone heard what the chocolate rations are being increased to?

They're going from 20 to 50! (g -> cg)

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:03 PM (M1uf/)

197 192 Anyone heard what the chocolate rations are being increased to?
Posted by: Winston Smith at November 20, 2014 05:02 PM (m2yGo)


10CC's per day in Chocolate City.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:03 PM (CMkNk)

198 M-O-O-N. That spells 7,000,000.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 20, 2014 05:04 PM (XUKZU)

199 www.wmal.com

Posted by: Sheffield Oliver Carrington Kittridge at November 20, 2014 05:04 PM (32Ze2)

200 TWD was pretty good last Sunday but no one is talking about it. It was like how I imagine living in the zombie apocalypse would be like, expect they always seem to have clean clothes. They cd find bottled drinking water but to bath and wash clothes? All the ground water, streams, lakes, etc, would have to be contaminated.

Posted by: The Progs


With what?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 20, 2014 05:04 PM (NFl+r)

201 Time to invest in yardarms?
Posted by: Bruce


Considering that, just to cover the Rats who hold elected, Constitutionally-authorized offices, we'll need somewhere around 500,....
Posted by: steveegg


Are you crazy? Who's gonna pay for that?
What? You think yardarms grow on trees?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 05:04 PM (xgvvD)

202 .....look what those Obamacare signups did in your mouth.

Posted by: cthulhu at November 20, 2014 05:04 PM (T1005)

203 A) Media that is a propaganda wing
B) No opposition party
C) Not enough pain suffered by the citizenry to do that thing to the Tree of Liberty.


*ding!* *ding!* *ding!*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at November 20, 2014 05:05 PM (lvCg8)

204 Larry O'Connor is a moron. I always thought so.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 20, 2014 05:05 PM (32Ze2)

205 Are you crazy? Who's gonna pay for that?

What? You think yardarms grow on trees?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 05:04 PM (xgvvD)


Strictly speaking, you can use one yardarm multiple times.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:05 PM (M1uf/)

206 At any rate, a beautiful sunset over the Hudson River.

The metaphor is too painful to contemplate.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 04:54 PM (CMkNk)

Soon it will be iced over and miserable until March.

Posted by: Half Tard Democrat at November 20, 2014 05:05 PM (yshTX)

207 I'm watching the old Battlefield documentaries. Do you think our lives would have more meaning if we were tank commanders? Could you see Ace all dirty and grizzly with goggles on top of a tank? I can.

Posted by: The Progs at November 20, 2014 05:05 PM (iQIUe)

208
Meet the new math. Same as the old math.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:05 PM (CMkNk)

209 This appears to be a leak of Obama's amnesty plans Noah Rothman @NoahCRothman 3m "You must have been in the US for at least 5 years to qualify for these programs." http://tinyurl.com/lj2vwpo
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 20, 2014 05:00 PM (ZPrif)


-------------------------------------------


So of the 20+ million illegals only 15 to 18 million of them will qualify?

Hot damn!

Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2014 05:05 PM (4jDmb)

210

Thank goodness I have a loving husband and family.

And, Jambalaya.

And, Netflix.

Subtitled night: Wallander and The Bridge.

Not even going to think about that turd tonight.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 05:06 PM (IXrOn)

211 Are you crazy? Who's gonna pay for that?
What? You think yardarms grow on trees?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 05:04 PM (xgvvD)


As a matter of fact, yes.

Okay, let's cut out the lumber yard and find 500 trees tall enough to serve as natural yardarms.

Posted by: steveegg at November 20, 2014 05:06 PM (cL79m)

212 All the ground water, streams, lakes, etc, would have to be contaminated.
Posted by: The Progs


With what?
Posted by: Al Sharpton


Rotting bodies.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 05:06 PM (xgvvD)

213 Ow!!! My dick!!! My dick!!!

Posted by: don lemon's sensei at November 20, 2014 05:06 PM (vHjbk)

214 192 Anyone heard what the chocolate rations are being increased to?
Posted by: Winston Smith at November 20, 2014 05:02 PM (m2yGo)
What we will need after tonight is an increase in the Victory Gin allotment.

Posted by: kraken at November 20, 2014 05:06 PM (5+mPY)

215 TWD was pretty good last Sunday but no one is talking about it. It was like how I imagine living in the zombie apocalypse would be like, expect they always seem to have clean clothes. They cd find bottled drinking water but to bath and wash clothes? All the ground water, streams, lakes, etc, would have to be contaminated.

-
You know what'd be bad? To be attacked by a zombie while you're naked.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2014 05:07 PM (XUKZU)

216 Meet the new math. Same as the old math.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:05 PM (CMkNk)

Yep. No less outrageous than hiding the true nature of unemployment in the country.

Posted by: flounder at November 20, 2014 05:07 PM (sDapq)

217 206 Soon it will be iced over and miserable until March.
Posted by: Half Tard Democrat at November 20, 2014 05:05 PM (yshTX)


Yeah. It's coming. I don't necessarily mind the cold, but the back to back to back blizzards last year were a bit too much to take.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:07 PM (CMkNk)

218
With what?

Posted by: Al Sharpton at November 20, 2014 05:04 PM (NFl+r)
--------------------------------

Human waste, i.e., dead bodies, shit inside the dead bodies. It would be like merry old England with tb, typhoid, typhus, etc.

Posted by: The Progs at November 20, 2014 05:07 PM (iQIUe)

219
Carry over from dead thread:

Wait! This guy is the new head of the Congressional black Caucus? And they said Tim Scott wasn't black enough?

http://tinyurl.com/mw28len

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2014 04:32 PM (XUKZU)







Par for the course. For example, the NAACP was started by a bunch of lily-white leftists in 1909, totally outnumbering the token black guy on the board, WEB DuBois. They didn't even elect a black NAACP President until 1975.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2014 05:07 PM (TIIx5)

220 That is exactly what I said to Matty Glesias...






4h:
@mattyglesias @instapundit You do not get to take fierce control of 1/6th the economy and decry "oopsie daisy" see #Gruber #Voxsplained






Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 05:07 PM (/4AZU)

221 And that 6.9 million includes the total Medicaid sign-ups for the year too (Even without the expansion under ZeroCare, there would have been Medicaid sign-ups). Deduct those forced into the exchanges when their previous insurance was cancelled by government fiat, and you're probably net negative in total.


And how many hundreds of billions did this useless piece of shit law cost?

Posted by: MTF at November 20, 2014 05:07 PM (LISuA)

222 This appears to be a leak of Obama's amnesty plans Noah Rothman @NoahCRothman 3m "You must have been in the US for at least 5 years to qualify for these programs." http://tinyurl.com/lj2vwpo
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 20, 2014 05:00 PM (ZPrif)


this was all covered on O'Reilly's The Factor. His guest listed it all out

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 05:08 PM (IXrOn)

223 Okay, let's cut out the lumber yard and find 500
trees tall enough to serve as natural yardarms.



Over passes and piano wire.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 05:08 PM (xgvvD)

224
So of the 20+ million illegals only 15 to 18 million of them will qualify?

Hot damn!

-
Why, that's a very moderate solution!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2014 05:08 PM (XUKZU)

225 Round up all the Democrats and charge them with mopery.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2014 05:08 PM (oFCZn)

226 This appears to be a leak of Obama's amnesty plans Noah Rothman @NoahCRothman 3m "You must have been in the US for at least 5 years to qualify for these programs." http://tinyurl.com/lj2vwpo
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 20, 2014 05:00 PM (ZPrif)

-------------------------------------------

So of the 20+ million illegals only 15 to 18 million of them will qualify?

Hot damn!

Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2014 05:05 PM (4jDmb)


Considering Team SCOAMT will be taking them at their word, all 20+ million illegals will qualify...as long as they either remember to say they were in a sanitarium instead of working in sanitation or they do a little "favor" in FreedomTown like I did.

Posted by: Tony Montana at November 20, 2014 05:08 PM (cL79m)

227 210 Subtitled night: Wallander and The Bridge.

Not even going to think about that turd tonight.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 05:06 PM (IXrOn)


I LOVE the Wallander series! The original Swedish one, not the BBC dreck with Kenneth Branagh. Just watched episode 1 of the latest season last night.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:08 PM (CMkNk)

228 And how many hundreds of billions did this useless piece of shit law cost?

At least $400k, peasant.

Ba-ziiiiiiing!!!!

Posted by: Jonathan Gruber at November 20, 2014 05:10 PM (8ZskC)

229 I LOVE the Wallander series! The original Swedish one, not the BBC dreck with Kenneth Branagh. Just watched episode 1 of the latest season last night.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:08 PM (CMkNk)


British Welfare TV got one thing, and only one thing right - Top Gear.

Posted by: steveegg at November 20, 2014 05:10 PM (cL79m)

230 not the BBC dreck with Kenneth Branagh

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I like Branagh and always watch his shows. Even real dreck like How To Kill Your Neighbor's Dog.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2014 05:10 PM (XUKZU)

231
If they really wanted to sell Obamacare, they should've hired Ron Popeil and Billy Mays.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:11 PM (CMkNk)

232 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:07 PM (CMkNk

Do you have a car? If I didn't have to drive I may have not hated the winter as much when I lived in the city and Westchester and Dutchess counties. No garage .

Posted by: Half Tard Democrat at November 20, 2014 05:11 PM (yshTX)

233 Considering Team SCOAMT will be taking them at their word, all 20+ million illegals will qualify

This.

They're already here illegally.
They already work here illegally.
By, get this, impersonating someone else illegally.

I don't think they're going to balk at saying, "Yep, I've been here for 6 years. Absolutely! I remember when Obama was elected like it was yesterday!"

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:11 PM (M1uf/)

234 We are using the global warming algorithms and hockey stick and stuff. Science! you deniers!!!

Posted by: Viv Savage at November 20, 2014 05:11 PM (HRo7B)

235 A room full of dummies taxing their small brains.... Hi Dummies!

Posted by: Jon Gruber at November 20, 2014 05:11 PM (32Ze2)

236 If they really wanted to sell Obamacare, they should've hired Ron Popeil and Billy Mays.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:11 PM (CMkNk)


Further proof that PlaceboCare 2.0 is but an evolutionary step to CubaCare USA.

Posted by: steveegg at November 20, 2014 05:11 PM (cL79m)

237 Rotting bodies.

Posted by: rickb223


Maybe the first year but after that, you know, Nature cleans shit up.

I can imagine a bunch of industrial sites falling apart and leaking for awhile, but again, the current timeline is like a year and a half after the outbreak.

Posted by: weft cut-loop, now in Dark Chunks! at November 20, 2014 05:11 PM (NFl+r)

238 Or should that be "devolutionary"?

Posted by: steveegg at November 20, 2014 05:12 PM (cL79m)

239 "That's how the UK's NHS got 'popular'. It just became the only game in
town. They couldn't conceive of the 'horrors' of a private system (at
least for the middle and lower class, the upper class had their private
hospitals). Even now, people hate it, but they've made supporting NHS a point of patriotic pride."

I've had this conversation about a hundred times with Brits.

::: dismissive sniff at the mention of American health care :::

"Well, our system is far more humane than your crude and unsophisticated one. In the USA, if you're taken to the emergency room, the first thing they ask to see is your credit card, and if you can't pay, they drag you out to die in the gutter outside."

A fair number of these people have never even _been_ to the United States. Much less having heard of laws like EMTALA which guarantee emergency care without regard to ability to pay.

For a while there, I was walking around with a file of comparative medical statistics showing how dramatically superior American medicine is to theirs. Particularly with regard to cancer survival rates after diagnosis. (A huge number of UK citizens on the NHS die of cancer without even having had one consultation with an oncologic specialist. They've got GPs trying to treat metastatic tumors.)

But it does no good and makes no difference. They have their cherished myth of superiority over the barbaric and cruel Yank hordes, and they'll clutch that around their shoulders all the way to the mortuary.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 20, 2014 05:12 PM (noWW6)

240 "British Welfare TV got one thing, and only one thing right - Top Gear."


I do enjoy me some Clarkson, Captain Slow, and, Hammond.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2014 05:12 PM (LA7Cm)

241 Freaking tard sock.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at November 20, 2014 05:12 PM (yshTX)

242 I think this is the clip, Gutierrez explains the traitor's upcoming actions:

http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/oreilly/index.html#/v/3898219975001

O'Reilly runs all over him.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 05:12 PM (IXrOn)

243 I don't think they're going to balk at saying, "Yep, I've been here for 6 years. Absolutely! I remember when Obama was elected like it was yesterday!"
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:11 PM (M1uf/)
And, being undocumented,...

Posted by: kraken at November 20, 2014 05:12 PM (5+mPY)

244 Even real dreck like How To Kill Your Neighbor's Dog.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2014 05:10 PM (XUKZU)


Isn't that they show they imported here and then renamed Cops?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:12 PM (M1uf/)

245 232 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:07 PM (CMkNk

Do you have a car? If I didn't have to drive I may have not hated the winter as much when I lived in the city and Westchester and Dutchess counties. No garage .
Posted by: Half Tard Democrat at November 20, 2014 05:11 PM (yshTX)


Nope. I remember my dad having to scramble for a spot close to the apartment house. He loved his car but he hated to do that. Every damn day.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:12 PM (CMkNk)

246 If they really wanted to sell Obamacare, they should've hired Ron Popeil and Billy Mays.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:11 PM (CMkNk)
*******
Billy Mays will be unable to attend. Might I suggest Vince, The Slapchop Guy? You are gonna love his nuts.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Aiming His Torpedo at November 20, 2014 05:13 PM (32Ze2)

247
You know what'd be bad? To be attacked by a zombie while you're naked.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2014 05:07 PM (XUKZU)








On the other hand, being attacked by a nekkid zombie would depend on who the zombie was before the apockeyclipse.

Zombie Kate Upton: Life as the undead intrigues me. Please tell me more.....

Zombie Rose DeLauro: Rule #2: Double-Tap

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2014 05:13 PM (TIIx5)

248 Why not enforce the current rules on the books and worry about it when the new Congress is sworn in January?
I am very tired of The Chamber of Commerce sticking its nose in public policy fights. There is no need for immigration reform now, only enforcement.

There should be no dual citizenship. If you are born to parents that are here illegally, then child should also be illegal.

I put above comment in WSJ editorial last night and now have seven or eight likes so far.

Posted by: Carol at November 20, 2014 05:14 PM (sj3Ax)

249 A blurb on FNC saying that Tom Coburn (R-OK) predicts anarchy with Dear Leader's edict tonight. I'm hoping that he's been talking to Gov. Fallin. It might be a clue of things to come from some states.

Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2014 05:14 PM (4jDmb)

250 DeBlasio'ss wife's ex aide Rachel Noerdlinger (sp?) is an attractive woman-a crook covering for crooks , but I think that even she wouldn't sleep with weird Al

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2014 05:14 PM (RZlSA)

251 185 I found a finger bone in a urinal in the Dome last Sunday. Might have been from a Saints defensive back though.


Posted by: Javems at November 20, 2014 04:53 PM (AYQjf)


Canseco's a versatile guy. And he gets around well, for a gimp.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2014 05:01 PM (7MWCL)

*********


Doesn't Canseco live in Vegas?


Friday he could actually give Obama--"the finger".

Posted by: Your Friendly Danube River Guide at November 20, 2014 05:14 PM (RJMhd)

252 I LOVE the Wallander series! The original Swedish one, not the BBC dreck with Kenneth Branagh. Just watched episode 1 of the latest season last night.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:08 PM (CMkNk)


Same. We're a few episodes in already.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 05:14 PM (IXrOn)

253 Maybe the first year but after that, you know, Nature cleans shit up.

I can imagine a bunch of industrial sites falling apart and leaking for awhile, but again, the current timeline is like a year and a half after the outbreak.
Posted by: weft cut-loop, now in Dark Chunks! at November 20, 2014 05:11 PM (NFl+r)

Posted by: The Progs at November 20, 2014 05:15 PM (iQIUe)

254 Even real dreck like How To Kill Your Neighbor's Dog.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2014 05:10 PM (XUKZU)

Isn't that they show they imported here and then renamed Cops?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:12 PM (M1uf/)


Don't forget its sequel, "Cooking With SCOAMT".

Posted by: steveegg at November 20, 2014 05:15 PM (cL79m)

255 231 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:11 PM (CMkNk)

1/2 the team is dead...a lot like their voters...


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 05:15 PM (/4AZU)

256 Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2014 05:14 PM (4jDmb)


I will be a Texan all my life, but if OK secedes and it doesn't look like TX will follow suit, I'm moving to Oklahoma.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:15 PM (M1uf/)

257 225
Round up all the Democrats and charge them with mopery.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2014 05:08 PM (oFCZn)

. . . with intent to creep.

Posted by: Shawn Spencer at November 20, 2014 05:16 PM (sDapq)

258 I do enjoy me some Clarkson, Captain Slow, and, Hammond.

And The Stig.

And the hotties doing Laps in Reasonably Priced Cars.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 20, 2014 05:16 PM (0HooB)

259 Whoops

Maybe the first year but after that, you know, Nature cleans shit up.

I can imagine a bunch of industrial sites falling apart and leaking for awhile, but again, the current timeline is like a year and a half after the outbreak.
Posted by: weft cut-loop, now in Dark Chunks! at November 20, 2014 05:11 PM (NFl+r)
____________________

But more rotting zombies are being made every day: they are either bit or die from natural causes. And I still say zombies have to poop.

Posted by: The Progs at November 20, 2014 05:16 PM (iQIUe)

260 But it does no good and makes no difference. They have their cherished myth of superiority over the barbaric and cruel Yank hordes, and they'll clutch that around their shoulders all the way to the mortuary.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 20, 2014 05:12 PM (noWW6)



Don't you know? Doc Martin can cure anything! British Television wouldn't create such a program if it weren't true!



Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 05:16 PM (txvbW)

261 249 A blurb on FNC saying that Tom Coburn (R-OK) predicts anarchy with Dear Leader's edict tonight. I'm hoping that he's been talking to Gov. Fallin. It might be a clue of things to come from some states.
Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2014 05:14 PM (4jDmb)
Since Obama is an outlaw, is any citizen bound to acknowledge his leadership?

Posted by: kraken at November 20, 2014 05:16 PM (5+mPY)

262 252 Same. We're a few episodes in already.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 05:14 PM (IXrOn)

A bit sad with the dementia plot twist. Then again, Scandi's are all depressive Jan Sibelius types. Not Kathleen Sebelius. I hope she fell into a wood-chipper somewhere.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:17 PM (CMkNk)

263 252 Same. We're a few episodes in already.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 05:14 PM (IXrOn)

A bit sad with the dementia plot twist. Then again, Scandi's are all depressive Jan Sibelius types. Not Kathleen Sebelius. I hope she fell into a wood-chipper somewhere.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:17 PM (CMkNk)

264 MIT accounting, we're too stupid to understand it.

Posted by: dedomeno at November 20, 2014 05:18 PM (UccCH)

265 Maybe the first year but after that, you know, Nature cleans shit up.


Zombies are still wandering around and still dropping.

They could always boil the water. If they can stay in one place long enough.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 05:18 PM (xgvvD)

266 261 Since Obama is an outlaw, is any citizen bound to acknowledge his leadership?
Posted by: kraken at November 20, 2014 05:16 PM (5+mPY)


Would be nice that us "others" who provide the "other peoples' money" to fund the leeches just stopped paying taxes en masse.

You'll see what a defunding really looks like.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:18 PM (CMkNk)

267
But more rotting zombies are being made every day: they are either bit or die from natural causes. And I still say zombies have to poop.

Posted by: The Progs at November 20, 2014 05:16 PM (iQIUe)







John Ringo's zombies definitely poop. Cleaning undead poop out of salvaged ships is a plot point in his zombie books.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2014 05:18 PM (TIIx5)

268 "I will be a Texan all my life, but if OK secedes and it doesn't look like TX will follow suit, I'm moving to Oklahoma."


There are eastern parts of that state that I love even as a Native Texan.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 20, 2014 05:19 PM (LA7Cm)

269 I don't think they're going to balk at saying, "Yep, I've been here for 6 years. Absolutely! I remember when Obama was elected like it was yesterday!"

-
I remember Obama's first campaign. Hell, I voted for him five times!

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2014 05:19 PM (XUKZU)

270 Most translucent administration in history.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 20, 2014 05:19 PM (dvRYt)

271 A bit sad with the dementia plot twist. Then again, Scandi's are all depressive Jan Sibelius types. Not Kathleen Sebelius. I hope she fell into a wood-chipper somewhere.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:17 PM (CMkNk)
I heard a rumor that she's being driven at night to an undisclosed location, while lying on her native soil.

Posted by: kraken at November 20, 2014 05:19 PM (5+mPY)

272 Is Hal Rogers Mitch McConnell's long lost brother? OR do establishment relics all look the same?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 20, 2014 05:19 PM (XzRw1)

273 There should be no dual citizenship. If you are born to parents that are here illegally, then child should also be illegal.

I put above comment in WSJ editorial last night and now have seven or eight likes so far.

Posted by: Carol at November 20, 2014 05:14 PM (sj3Ax)



I keep mentioning that during the congressional debate on the 14th amendment, John Bingham, who was the chief author, Twice said it would not apply to the children of foreign parents who are born here.




Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 05:20 PM (txvbW)

274 Would be nice that us "others" who provide the "other peoples' money" to fund the leeches just stopped paying taxes en masse.



You'll see what a defunding really looks like.


Which is why withholding will *never* be ended.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:20 PM (M1uf/)

275 Signing up and paying are two very different things - especially in the Obama economy.


How many people signed up and are current on payments? That's a number I'd love to see.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at November 20, 2014 05:20 PM (AC0lD)

276
Si Senor, I been here 5 year, I remember, si, si.

Posted by: Hombre Mohawk at November 20, 2014 05:20 PM (1nB6R)

277 268 Helped a friend move from NYC to Phoenix a few years ago and we drove through both that part of OK and northern TX.

As a commie New York Joo pornographer, I must say I was impressed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:20 PM (CMkNk)

278 The sidebar piece on Attkinson and Holder, et al, is exactly as we suspected. We always just need the proof.

There are no conspiracies anymore.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 05:21 PM (IXrOn)

279 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:20 PM (M1uf/)

Yep. Nicely baked into the theft and extortion cake.

Posted by: kraken at November 20, 2014 05:21 PM (5+mPY)

280 O'Ego video is unavailable. If it was goof The Right Scoop has some.

Posted by: Carol at November 20, 2014 05:22 PM (sj3Ax)

281 The amount of what would or would not be deposited in your mouth was very much dependent on your dental coverage status.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 20, 2014 05:22 PM (dvRYt)

282 Would be nice that us "others" who provide the "other peoples' money" to fund the leeches just stopped paying taxes en masse. You'll see what a defunding really looks like.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:18 PM (CMkNk)


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My fear is this, especially with the shitweasels we have in DC right now: A massive tax revolt might result in a massive private property takeover by the IRS.

Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2014 05:22 PM (4jDmb)

283 270 Most translucent administration in history.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 20, 2014 05:19 PM (dvRYt)


Transylvanian
Transexual

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:23 PM (CMkNk)

284 A massive tax revolt might result in a massive private property takeover by the IRS.

Well... at least the shootin' war would start.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:23 PM (M1uf/)

285 279 The sidebar piece on Attkinson and Holder, et al, is exactly as we suspected. We always just need the proof.

There are no conspiracies anymore.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 05:21 PM (IXrOn)
The entire government is just an extended and farther reaching episode of "The Americans".

Posted by: kraken at November 20, 2014 05:23 PM (5+mPY)

286 282 My fear is this, especially with the shitweasels we have in DC right now: A massive tax revolt might result in a massive private property takeover by the IRS.
Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2014 05:22 PM (4jDmb)


Run on the bank.

Also, guns!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:23 PM (CMkNk)

287 My fear is this, especially with the shitweasels we have in DC right now: A massive tax revolt might result in a massive private property takeover by the IRS.

And that would be when the defecatory material would strike the blades of the air-moving device.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 20, 2014 05:24 PM (0HooB)

288 If you like your teeth, you can keep your teeth!


depends on what Dentist you go to.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 05:25 PM (M0mf2)

289 My fear is this, especially with the shitweasels
we have in DC right now: A massive tax revolt
might result in a massive private property
takeover by the IRS.



Would suck to be the first agent thru the door.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 05:25 PM (xgvvD)

290 Well... at least the shootin' war would start.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:23 PM (M1uf/)


--------------------------------------


Heh. We would hope anyway.

Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2014 05:25 PM (4jDmb)

291 288 If you like your teeth, you can keep your teeth!

depends on what Dentist you go to.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 05:25 PM (M0mf2)


Channel-Locks, Nurse Magicthighs. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:26 PM (CMkNk)

292 And that would be when the defecatory material would strike the blades of the air-moving device.


Indeed. The organic fertilizer would hit the rotary ventilator.

And any Bank who valued its employees lives would utterly reject any request/requirement of the National Government to freeze any assets.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:26 PM (M1uf/)

293 Sue him.

Posted by: Rick Hipster Glasses Perry at November 20, 2014 05:27 PM (XzRw1)

294 As a commie New York Joo pornographer, I must say I was impressed.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:20 PM (CMkNk)

I never figured you would be into flat scrub brush land, snakes and rednecks.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2014 05:27 PM (0FSuD)

295 286 282 My fear is this, especially with the shitweasels we have in DC right now: A massive tax revolt might result in a massive private property takeover by the IRS.
Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2014 05:22 PM (4jDmb)


Run on the bank.

Also, guns!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:23 PM (CMkNk)


This would start the resolution to leetle Communist Revolution we have getting underway. Pretty sad when the Russians are mocking us for our stupidity.

Posted by: kraken at November 20, 2014 05:27 PM (5+mPY)

296 Wait - Obama's numbers were false?
That's so.....freakin' predictable.
What numbers aren't tweaked, stretched, nudged, manipulated?????

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2014 05:28 PM (ABcz/)

297 294 I never figured you would be into flat scrub brush land, snakes and rednecks.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2014 05:27 PM (0FSuD)

I am a city boy at heart, but it is some nice country and some real nice people.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:28 PM (CMkNk)

298 I'm going to pull out of your mouth on the count of three.

One
Two
Two point Five
Two point Seven Five
Two point OMG
Oops.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 20, 2014 05:28 PM (6eBQ1)

299 I never figured you would be into flat scrub brush land, snakes and rednecks.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2014 05:27 PM (0FSuD)


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That's SW OK. Eastern OK is quite hilly and very green.

Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2014 05:29 PM (4jDmb)

300 288 If you like your teeth, you can keep your teeth!


depends on what Dentist you go to.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 05:25 PM (M0mf2)

Statement you will never hear in Britain, or Canada.

Posted by: kraken at November 20, 2014 05:29 PM (5+mPY)

301 Heh. We would hope anyway.
Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2014 05:25 PM (4jDmb)


People get awful possesive of their stuff. The National government has been able get away with its current lawlessness because no one sees it as "taking my stuff."

Even those of us who decry our taxes being wasted do so with the understanding that taxation is necessary, blah, blah.

So we don't feel (most of us, not in our bones) like the government is stealing from us. If we suddenly did? If the average American suddenly did?

Yeah, the shooting war would start.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:29 PM (M1uf/)

302 Would suck to be the first agent thru the door.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 05:25 PM (xgvvD)


There is a Solzhenitzyn quote germane to this discussion, but I don't know where to find it right now. It's been used here before.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2014 05:29 PM (7MWCL)

303
"Sue me, sue me,
shoot bullets through me,
I love you . . ."

Nathan Detroit Soetero


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:29 PM (CMkNk)

304 My god, you and your scandi soap operas. What really is sad is getting pounded in the ass by Marilyn Manson. Try it if you don't believe me.

Posted by: The Progs at November 20, 2014 05:29 PM (iQIUe)

305 Channel-Locks, Nurse Magicthighs. . .





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:26 PM (CMkNk)

One of my buddies is a divorce lawyer, and he won the largest alienation of affection judgement in NC against a hot dentist that was fucking some fat guy.

He said the guy must of had a large dick because she was beautiful and he was fat and ugly. Won $1.5 mill for the wife.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2014 05:30 PM (0FSuD)

306 Alas, only 6.97 million people signed up for Obamacare.


That's a lot of Mexicans.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 20, 2014 05:30 PM (oKE6c)

307 My fear is this, especially with the shitweasels we have in DC right now: A massive tax revolt might result in a massive private property takeover by the IRS.

Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2014 05:22 PM (4jDmb)


What's this "might"? Why do you think we've been arming up, serf?

Posted by: The IRS at November 20, 2014 05:31 PM (cL79m)

308 305 Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2014 05:30 PM (0FSuD)


Ron Jeremy with the novocaine in the dental chair.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:31 PM (CMkNk)

309 I thought about it and this isn't really about immigration for Obama. He wants attention and he wants to feel like he still has power. It's not that hard for the new Congress. Make him work. Start defunding things. Give him a lot of bills to veto, then override them. Cut into his golf time and make him look small. Remind people that he can't run again. He's not going to be able to have Reid and Pelosi run interference for him the same way.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 20, 2014 05:31 PM (Lqy/e)

310 Is that the dental coverage that's only for people 18 and under?

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 20, 2014 05:32 PM (ZKzrr)

311 There is a Solzhenitzyn quote germane to this discussion, but I don't know where to find it right now. It's been used here before.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2014 05:29 PM (7MWCL)


---------------------------------------


I think the quote is, "Die, motherfuckers". (I might have paraphrased)

Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2014 05:32 PM (4jDmb)

312 Statement you will never hear in Britain, or Canada.

Posted by: kraken at November 20, 2014 05:29 PM (5+mPY)


Dental care is not a part of socialized medicine here in Canada. You choose your dentist, and you pay your money, and you get your teeth fixed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2014 05:32 PM (7MWCL)

313 306 Alas, only 6.97 million people signed up for Obamacare.


That's a lot of Mexicans.
Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 20, 2014 05:30 PM (oKE6c)


People. As in Chicago voters? The original residents of Cuesta Verde? Just people.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:32 PM (CMkNk)

314 300
288 If you like your teeth, you can keep your teeth!





depends on what Dentist you go to.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 05:25 PM (M0mf2)





Statement you will never hear in Britain, or Canada.

Posted by: kraken at November 20, 2014 05:29 PM (5+mPY)

Dentist, what is that? A rugby move?

Posted by: The pub bloke with no teeth at November 20, 2014 05:32 PM (0FSuD)

315 So my movie tonight is going to be The Purge. It's topical.

Posted by: MTF at November 20, 2014 05:32 PM (LISuA)

316
There is a Solzhenitzyn quote germane to this discussion, but I don't know where to find it right now. It's been used here before.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2014 05:29 PM (7MWCL)



I always use this Solzhenitzyn quote.



More than half a century ago, while I was still a child, I recall hearing a number of older people offer the following explanation for the great disasters that had befallen Russia: Men have forgotten God; that's why all this has happened.

Since then I have spent well-nigh fifty years working on the history of our Revolution; in the process I have read hundreds of books, collected hundreds of personal testimonies, and have already contributed eight volumes of my own toward the effort of clearing away the rubble left by that upheaval. But if I were asked today to formulate as concisely as possible the main cause of the ruinous Revolution that swallowed up some sixty million of our people, I could not put it more accurately than to repeat: Men have forgotten God; that's why all this has happened.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 05:33 PM (txvbW)

317 So we don't feel (most of us, not in our bones) like the government is stealing from us. If we suddenly did? If the average American suddenly did?

Yeah, the shooting war would start.


Pro tip: Never take everything a man has. Because when he has nothing on left to lose.....

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 05:33 PM (xgvvD)

318 One of my buddies is a divorce lawyer, and he won
the largest alienation of affection judgement in NC against a hot
dentist that was fucking some fat guy.


Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2014 05:30 PM (0FSuD)


I actually remember that case, it's been a while. Over 4 years because I still had my Rampage then, I remember listening to the radio in the 'page when they were talking about it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 20, 2014 05:33 PM (6fyGz)

319 So my movie tonight is going to be The Purge. It's topical.

Did anybody watch that movie?

Was it as stupid as it looked?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:33 PM (M1uf/)

320 Also...

Apparently some people just can't take a hint.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:34 PM (M1uf/)

321 316 Men have forgotten God; that's why all this has happened.
Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 05:33 PM (txvbW)


In Soviet America, G-d forget YOU!

(G-d forbid)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:34 PM (CMkNk)

322
Pro tip: Never take everything a man has. Because when he has nothing on left to lose.....
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 05:33 PM (xgvvD)

They might, by superior force, take what we have. The problem, for them, is the aftermath of their actions.

Posted by: kraken at November 20, 2014 05:35 PM (5+mPY)

323 319 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:33 PM (M1uf/)

Yes, and yes...

of course the first one is twenty times more sane than the second....


Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 05:35 PM (/4AZU)

324 Somebody check to see if it really is 12:00 am January 1 - the mirrored one seems to be onto something.

Posted by: steveegg at November 20, 2014 05:36 PM (cL79m)

325 Ron Jeremy with the novocaine in the dental chair.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:31 PM (CMkNk)



Absolutely relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBOwgkMmlUc

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2014 05:36 PM (7MWCL)

326 I actually remember that case, it's been a while.
Over 4 years because I still had my Rampage then, I remember listening
to the radio in the 'page when they were talking about it.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 20, 2014 05:33 PM (6fyGz)

Good memory. They are STILL trying to collect the award. So far not much. I am going hunting with him this weekend.

The fucker is not married and he makes fucking more money than God. Turned down Brian France's case. Has a Ferrari, two Porsches, and a pickup truck.

He drives the truck. Citadel grad.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 20, 2014 05:37 PM (0FSuD)

327 Oh wait, the mirrored on is just on something as usual.

Posted by: steveegg at November 20, 2014 05:37 PM (cL79m)

328 319 Did anybody watch that movie?

Was it as stupid as it looked?
======================

I never watched it, but in prospect it seemed as stupidly weird as TFG speaking via video to the Latin Grammys to announce the end of the American Republic.

Posted by: MTF at November 20, 2014 05:37 PM (LISuA)

329
There is a Solzhenitzyn quote germane to this discussion, but I don't know where to find it right now. It's been used here before.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2014 05:29 PM (7MWCL)


Oh wait, I remember the one you mean. It's about having a gun and killing those officers who came to round up the dissidents. How the psychological effect of knowing they might not come back would perhaps have dissuaded them, and perhaps made all the difference in what happened.


This quote:


And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?

Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?

After all, you knew ahead of time that those bluecaps were out at night for no good purpose. And you could be sure ahead of time that you'd be cracking the skull of a cutthroat. Or what about the Black Maria [Government limo] sitting out there on the street with one lonely chauffeur -- what if it had been driven off or its tires spiked.

The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt!


--Alexander Solzhenitsyn, The GULAG Archipelago

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 05:38 PM (txvbW)

330 DLamp
I thought you were an atheist?

Posted by: ginaswo at November 20, 2014 05:38 PM (+X1qa)

331 The American people are SOOOOOOOooooo freakin' stupid. They'll believe anything the government says.

Posted by: Jon Gruber at November 20, 2014 05:39 PM (7ClUK)

332 Welcome to the Daily Whack-A-Troll Contest.

Posted by: steveegg at November 20, 2014 05:39 PM (cL79m)

333 My suggestion: Always tip your Dentist large, and by large, I mean a fist full of filthy cash

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 05:39 PM (M0mf2)

334 And any Bank who valued its employees lives would utterly reject any request/requirement of the National Government to freeze any assets.

Twenty years ago an IRS employee, at his desk, with me on the phone, tapped a couple keys and put 5k back into my corporate account. The banks are just a sub-division of the IRS. Bank employees = pawns.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at November 20, 2014 05:39 PM (zxQ4h)

335 China's mapping out our electrical grid control nodes so they can destroy them if they decide to.

Bill Gertz @BillGertz 2m
Cybercom tells Congress US infrastructure control networks mapped for future cyber attacks.
http://t.co/7haQtpxeKq

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 20, 2014 05:39 PM (ZPrif)

336 I never watched it, but in prospect it seemed as stupidly weird as TFG speaking via video to the Latin Grammys to announce the end of the American Republic.
Posted by: MTF at November 20, 2014 05:37 PM (LISuA)


-------------------------------------


Stupid to avoid stupid. Isn't that like crossing the streams?

Posted by: Soona at November 20, 2014 05:39 PM (4jDmb)

337 >>Was it as stupid as it looked?

Sadly, yes, Great set up and they turned it into: rich, white teens/early twenties kids hunt down brown homeless people and anyone who attempts to help them.
Yeah, that's exactly who the worst criminals would be in a gated community on a one-time, get out of jail free crime spree...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2014 05:39 PM (ABcz/)

338 of course the first one is twenty times more sane than the second....

So they were attempting to achieve the Quantum Singularity of Stupid?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:39 PM (M1uf/)

339 President Obama should sign an executive order to raise taxes to halt global warming. This is the largest man-made disaster of our time. We need to act now before it is too late !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Becky Lee-Jones from Buffalo,NY at November 20, 2014 05:39 PM (Sd++4)

340 325 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2014 05:36 PM (7MWCL)


Perfect!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:40 PM (CMkNk)

341 Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 05:38 PM (txvbW)

The difference now is there will be foreign reinforcements and random nukings, especially in locales away from the Coasts.

Posted by: steveegg at November 20, 2014 05:40 PM (cL79m)

342 Pope Francis warned Thursday that planet earth would not forgive the abuse of its resources for profit, urging the worlds leaders to rein in their greed and help the hungry or risk a doomsday scenario in which nature would exact revenge.

Real Upbeat guy ha? For a leftist

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 05:40 PM (M0mf2)

343 They might, by superior force, take what we have. The problem, for them, is the aftermath of their actions.



The guy who flew his plane into the IRS building in Austin

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 05:40 PM (xgvvD)

344 B-B-B-But BOOOSH!!!! WMD!

Posted by: Standard Liberal Retort at November 20, 2014 05:41 PM (7ClUK)

345
OT: Story at Breitbart -

DEMOCRAT, GAY RIGHTS ACTIVIST ARRESTED FOR ALLEGED SEX WITH MINOR

Harry Reid was unavailable for comment. He was checking his basement for escapees.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:41 PM (CMkNk)

346 329

Google 'What I Saw at the Coup.'

Posted by: --- at November 20, 2014 05:41 PM (MMC8r)

347 338 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:39 PM (M1uf/)

or the singularity of suck...

SPOILEZR SPOILERZR


In the first one they have Brad Pitt and Sarah Palin masks hunting the poor....


In the second they have the poor hunting Brad and Sarah

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 05:42 PM (/4AZU)

348 I love to play with my c*ck and post at AoS. But mainly play with my c*ck. Please, please reply!

Posted by: Alternative Universe Free-Association Thread Spammer at November 20, 2014 05:42 PM (zxQ4h)

349 "I thought about it and this isn't really about immigration for Obama. He
wants attention and he wants to feel like he still has power. It's not
that hard for the new Congress. Make him work."

Yep. Obama hates work.

He hates details and minutiae.

He hates long meetings.

He hates it when someone else does the talking.

He ABSOLUTELY LOATHES math.

So, bury his ass in all of those things. Intractably long and boring meetings to negotiate over the budget, filled with annoying little mathematical details, recited by someone who isn't him.

He'll flee to a golf course, preferably in Hawaii, as soon as he possibly can, and he'll take his time coming back.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 20, 2014 05:42 PM (noWW6)

350 Most translucent administration in history.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 20, 2014 05:19 PM (dvRYt)

Transylvanian
Transexual

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:23 PM (CMkNk)


Word.

Posted by: Dr. Fannk N. Furter at November 20, 2014 05:43 PM (lN8KC)

351 349 I love to play with my c*ck and post at AoS. But mainly play with my c*ck. Please, please reply!
Posted by: Alternative Universe Free-Association Thread Spammer at November 20, 2014 05:42 PM (zxQ4h)


The cock crowed 3 times. It's in the Bible!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:43 PM (CMkNk)

352 I love to play with my c*ck and post at AoS. But mainly play with my c*ck. Please, please reply!

Posted by: Alternative Universe Free-Association Thread Spammer at November 20, 2014 05:42 PM (zxQ4h)


You misspelled c*nt (and note I didn't say "cunt").

Posted by: steveegg at November 20, 2014 05:44 PM (cL79m)

353 330 DLamp
I thought you were an atheist?

Posted by: ginaswo at November 20, 2014 05:38 PM (+X1qa)



Pro-theistic agnostic. Long explanation.


"God" is a useful force in the taming of men's passions.


I believe he is necessary to control unbridled appetites. I believe that benevolent religion is essential to civilization.


I just don't believe it's true.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 05:44 PM (txvbW)

354 I hate all this. I hate everything. We delivered majorities in both houses of Congress so they can sit around and do nothing.
Posted by: L, elle at November 20, 2014 04:51 PM (2x3L+)

you voted to slow it down. next vote to stop it.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 20, 2014 05:44 PM (Cq0oW)

355

Somewhat off-topic, but:

I run a small business and purchase health insurance for my family on the individual market.

My original plan was cancelled when Obamacare came online.

Recently, I just got the renewal letter for my Obamacare-approved plan that I started in 2014. (Conveniently, just after the election). My health insurance premium for the same plan in 2015 is going up by just under 15%. I am already paying more that $1000/month.

Thanks Obama. Time for me to start looking at really shitty HMOs.

Posted by: dan-O at November 20, 2014 05:45 PM (D0bIN)

356 Also...

Apparently some people just can't take a hint.


Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:34 PM (M1uf/)
Yeah, I've noticed that.

Posted by: T. Jeff at November 20, 2014 05:45 PM (/Ho8c)

357 Sheila Jackson Lee Obama Extending An Olive Branch To Republicans With Immigration Executive Order

Pelosi We Have The Bibles And The Badges Supporting Us On Amnesty

Weasel Zippers

One is more bat shit crazy than the next one?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 05:45 PM (M0mf2)

358 Pope Francis warned Thursday that planet earth would not forgive the
abuse of its resources for profit, urging the worlds leaders to rein in
their greed and help the hungry or risk a doomsday scenario in which
nature would exact revenge.


Please tell me that's a summary of a translation.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 20, 2014 05:45 PM (ZKzrr)

359 "China's mapping out our electrical grid control nodes so they can destroy them if they decide to."

Gordon Liddy wrote a speculative future-fiction piece back in the 1990s about a terror group (can't recall if with covert state backing) who mounted a determined, organized assault on America's industrial, energy and transport infrastructure.

Basically they crippled the country in ten days flat.

No fuel, no food, no lights, long cold winter coming on fast.

Looking more and more prescient. A whole lot of Liddy's old comments are looking that way.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 20, 2014 05:46 PM (noWW6)

360 Here is the outline of the plan.

http://tinyurl.com/lj2vwpo

Posted by: JackStraw at November 20, 2014 05:46 PM (g1DWB)

361 I am already paying more that $1000/month.


Sweet Bast, that's a second mortgage around here.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 20, 2014 05:46 PM (ZKzrr)

362 HeatherRadish

Looks like Francis is Marxist

Posted by: ginaswo at November 20, 2014 05:46 PM (+X1qa)

363 SPOILEZR SPOILERZR
In the first one they have Brad Pitt and Sarah Palin masks hunting the



In my version of The Purge, it'd be like deer season. They'd never hear the shot or see where it came from.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 05:46 PM (xgvvD)

364
I think the Repubs are starting to show what they will do in the lame duck* session with the passage of the increased Duck Stamp Fees.

Get every big govt thing they can through that only affects small groups. As stated previously today, they will also likely pass a year long continuing resolution.

*irony quacks

Posted by: Hombre Mohawk at November 20, 2014 05:47 PM (1nB6R)

365 "Thanks Obama. Time for me to start looking at really shitty HMOs."

Or healthcare sharing ministries.

Which are an officially sanctioned opt-out.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 20, 2014 05:47 PM (noWW6)

366
Pope Francis warned Thursday that planet earth would not forgive the abuse of its resources for profit


Wait. My Bible says that man was given dominion over the earth.
Also, it says that "no one can forgive sins, but God."

Pretty sure, even as metaphor, that's dangerous rhetorical ground for a Pope to be walking.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:47 PM (M1uf/)

367 329 Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 05:38 PM (txvbW)

Doughboy and Allah just fainted!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:47 PM (CMkNk)

368 Pope Francis warned Thursday that planet earth would not forgive the

abuse of its resources for profit, urging the worlds leaders to rein in

their greed and help the hungry or risk a doomsday scenario in which

nature would exact revenge.



So sell a couple of pieces of art ya got there, padre.

Posted by: Dang at November 20, 2014 05:48 PM (MNq6o)

369 In the second they have the poor hunting Brad and Sarah

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at November 20, 2014 05:42 PM (/4AZU)



They cannot resist injecting left-wing propaganda into everything they produce.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 05:48 PM (txvbW)

370 Looks like Francis is Marxist


I'm stuck on "the earth will forgive" and "nature will take revenge." IIRC, in the Lutheran catechism God does the forgiving and the vengeance, not inanimate things.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 20, 2014 05:48 PM (ZKzrr)

371 365 Posted by: torquewrench at November 20, 2014 05:47 PM (noWW6)


Or just don't get sick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:49 PM (CMkNk)

372 Republicans say they will do whatever it takes to halt a White House plan to use an executive order to prevent millions of undocumented immigrants in the United States from being deported.

Tempers on Capitol Hill have flared to the point where Sen. Tom Coburn, R Okla., even suggested there might be violence in the streets if President Obama goes through with his plan, which was to be unveiled in a national address at the White House tonight.

Sen. Ted Cruz, R Texas, said in an op ed in Politico Wednesday that if Obama acts, the new GOP majority in the Senate should retaliate by not acting on a single one of his nominees executive or judicial so long as the illegal amnesty persists.

Well that's a start

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2014 05:49 PM (M0mf2)

373 I'm stuck on "the earth will forgive" and "nature will take revenge." IIRC, in the Lutheran catechism God does the forgiving and the vengeance, not inanimate things.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 20, 2014 05:48 PM (ZKzrr)


You recall correctly. I also recall the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and Frankie is proving that in spades.

Posted by: steveegg at November 20, 2014 05:49 PM (cL79m)

374 The guy who flew his plane into the IRS building in Austin





Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 05:40 PM (xgvvD)



And HE was a lefty if memory serves correctly. Every heinous act over the past six years has been accompanied by the breathless anticipation that NOW!!! FINALLY!!! one of those racist hatey mc-haterperson teabaggers has finally lost his shit, and every single time it's been a lefty or someone who has shown lefty tendencies. They aren't going to like it much if we really do lose our shit one day.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 20, 2014 05:50 PM (6fyGz)

375 Please tell me that's a summary of a translation.




Posted by: HR needs donuts


My translation says that's a pope who wants to be loved by this world. Bad road to travel on there, padre. Bad road.

Posted by: Dang at November 20, 2014 05:50 PM (MNq6o)

376

iLoveScienceSexually @AceofSpadesHQ 47m 47 minutes ago

Billy Joel's "Zanzibar" voted most influential song of past 1000 years


don't know the words

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 05:50 PM (IXrOn)

377 Or healthcare sharing ministries.

Which are an officially sanctioned opt-out.


Yep. And it lets me make rude gestures in the general direction of Washington, DC.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:51 PM (M1uf/)

378 The MSM has adopted the meme that Pope Francis is some kind of Leftist Liberation Theology pope, and all they they write about him has that spin on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2014 05:51 PM (7MWCL)

379
No fuel, no food, no lights, long cold winter coming on fast.

Looking more and more prescient. A whole lot of Liddy's old comments are looking that way.

Posted by: torquewrench at November 20, 2014 05:46 PM (noWW6)



"What all the wise men promised has not happened, and what all the damned fools said would happen has come to pass."
-- Lord Melbourne --

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 05:51 PM (txvbW)

380 112 Lenny: "Dental plan!"
Marge: "Lisa needs braces!"

- Homer's brain, when Simpsons was funny.

Posted by: wooga at November 20, 2014 04:45 PM (YAVyP)

You left out the best line:"I call the big one bitey"

Posted by: Minuteman at November 20, 2014 05:52 PM (7ClUK)

381 Kudos to teh Fastest Banhammer in the West.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 20, 2014 05:53 PM (0HooB)

382 I hate all this. I hate everything. We delivered majorities in both houses of Congress so they can sit around and do nothing.

Posted by: L, elle at November 20, 2014 04:51 PM (2x3L+)



you voted to slow it down. next vote to stop it.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 20, 2014 05:44 PM (Cq0oW)


Keep in mind that the new folks don't get seated until January, so the old crowd has until then to fuck us solid.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 20, 2014 05:54 PM (6fyGz)

383 And HE was a lefty if memory serves correctly.
Every heinous act over the past six years has
been accompanied by the breathless anticipation
that NOW!!! FINALLY!!! one of those racist
hatey mc-haterperson teabaggers has finally lost
his shit, and every single time it's been a lefty
or someone who has shown lefty tendencies.
They aren't going to like it much if we really do
lose our shit one day.


Exactly. If that had been someone with half a brain, they would have loaded the plane with homemade napalm and jerry cans of gas and simply nosed down the plane into the parking lot at quitting time.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 05:54 PM (xgvvD)

384 112 Lenny: "Dental plan!"

Marge: "Lisa needs braces!"



- Homer's brain, when Simpsons was funny.



Posted by: wooga at November 20, 2014 04:45 PM (YAVyP)



You left out the best line:"I call the big one bitey"



Posted by: Minuteman


Is that the one where the orthodontist gives Marge an old retainer out of a drawer all covered in dusty spider webs and tells them they have them for less but "they predate stainless steel so you can't get them wet"?

Posted by: Dang at November 20, 2014 05:54 PM (MNq6o)

385 Kudos to teh Fastest Banhammer in the West.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 20, 2014 05:53 PM (0HooB)


And the most-reliable, as it is tested daily at this time.

Posted by: steveegg at November 20, 2014 05:55 PM (cL79m)

386 376

iLoveScienceSexually @AceofSpadesHQ 47m 47 minutes ago

Billy Joel's "Zanzibar" voted most influential song of past 1000 years


don't know the words
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 05:50 PM (IXrOn)


I know it but what does it have to do with anything?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:55 PM (CMkNk)

387 Unfortunately, the fastest, most-reliable Banhammer isn't exactly invisible, as it lets the troll keep popping its ass up before whacking it.

Posted by: steveegg at November 20, 2014 05:56 PM (cL79m)

388 Keep in mind that the new folks don't get seated until January, so the old crowd has until then to fuck us solid.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 20, 2014 05:54 PM (6fyGz)

Seems the House could do some stuff....but holidays

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 20, 2014 05:56 PM (o2Jt2)

389 Errr...

There seems to be a Trojan Elephant on my TV right now.

Disney is weird.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:57 PM (M1uf/)

390 I know it but what does it have to do with anything?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:55 PM (CMkNk)



just following Ace's Twitter feed


Most Important Songs of Past 1000 Years
3. 9th Symphony, Beethoven
2. Brandenberg Concertos, Bach
1. Zanzibar, Billy Joel

...

Daniel Hanan discusses the legacy of the Anglosphere -- rule of law, freedom from want, and Billy Joel's "Zanzibar"

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 05:57 PM (IXrOn)

391 John Ringo's zombies definitely poop. Cleaning undead poop out of salvaged ships is a plot point in his zombie books.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur


I can see for and against. For means their digestive tracts are still functioning as a normal human's, but the problem that implies their digestive tract is a vital set of organs. Where the classic zombie can't be killed by anything except by the proverbial headshot.

That suggests that none of the other organs are actually functioning. There must be some other source of their energy. No zombie 'biology' is plausible, obviously, but to me that means their bodies are fed by the zombie pathogen as it slowly digests the non-locomotive parts of body.

Anything they eat - people, brains, etc - just gets added to their bulk. Hence no need to poop, and they can go for months without eating.

If I were to design a zombie mythos/biology, I'd make the pathogen a fungus that is uniquely able to interface with the human brain. The fungus highjacks the brain to animate the body. Hence the 'weakspot.'

The whole eating deal becomes simply to provide more digestable material for the fungus. Movement is slow because the fungus can only provide a small amount of glucose, oxygen, etc but any part of the infected body can generate the nutrients. That gives rise to the torso zombies who apparently don't need any lower half to continue to exist.

Posted by: weft cut-loop, now in Dark Chunks! at November 20, 2014 05:57 PM (NFl+r)

392 Seems the House could do some stuff....but holidays

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 20, 2014 05:56 PM (o2Jt2)


The thing is, the House IS doing stuff, like jacking up the duck tax stamp up by 67% so the federales can buy more land.

Posted by: steveegg at November 20, 2014 05:57 PM (cL79m)

393 If you like your tooth decay, you can keep your tooth decay.

Posted by: Dr. Hussein at November 20, 2014 05:58 PM (wAQA5)

394 I don't know how many of you have recently looked at costs for health insurance plans but if you haven't lube up.

800/person

1000/person

1500/person

Per month. Plus deductibles. Some between 5-10 thousand. How can average Americans afford this long term? They have to get the subsidies.

Posted by: seems legit at November 20, 2014 05:58 PM (A98Xu)

395 Posted by: steveegg at November 20, 2014 05:56 PM (cL79m)

Yeah, but it's kind of funny that way.

Like the nerdy kid at lunch who didn't realize everyone was getting up from the table right as he sat down *on purpose.*

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 05:58 PM (M1uf/)

396
Zanzibar:


Ali dances and the audience applauds
Though he's bathed in sweat he hasn't lost his style
Ali don't you go downtown
You gave away another round for free

Me, I'm just another face at Zanzibar
But the waitress always serves a secret smile
She's waiting out in Shantytown
She's gonna pull the curtains down for me, for me

I've got the old man's car
I've got a jazz guitar
I've got a tab at Zanzibar
Tonight that's where I'll be, I'll be

Rose, he knows he's such a credit to the game
But the Yankees grab the headline every time
Melodrama's so much fun
In black and white for everyone to see

Me, I'm trying just to get to second base
And I'd steal it if she only gave the sign
She's gonna give the go head
The inning isn't over yet for me, for me

I've got the old man's car
I've got a jazz guitar
I've got a tab at Zanzibar
Tonight that's where I'll be

Tell the waitress I'll come back to Zanzibar
I'll be hiding in the darkness with my beer
She's waiting out in Shantytown
She's gonna pull the curtains down for me, for me

I've got the old man's car
I've got a jazz guitar
I've got a tab at Zanzibar
Tonight that's where I'll be

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 05:58 PM (CMkNk)

397

In case you would like to indulge Ace on Twitter


https://twitter.com/AceofSpadesHQ

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2014 05:59 PM (IXrOn)

398
Want me to bite Billy Joel's dick? Seriously. I'll do it! Who thinks I won't do it? C'mon!

Posted by: Don Lemon at November 20, 2014 05:59 PM (MNq6o)

399 I thought when the banhammer dropped it blocked IP addresses. Why does the same hashtag keep showing up on the same troll if that is true?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 20, 2014 06:00 PM (6fyGz)

400 I know it but what does it have to do with anything?


Sounds like Johnny Coldcut's favorite.

IMHO, the most influential song of the last 1000 years is Chubby Checker's "Do the Twist."

Or maybe Steppenwolf's "The Pusher." Or Napoleon XIV's "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha Ha."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 20, 2014 06:00 PM (0HooB)

401 Keep in mind that the new folks don't get seated until January, so the old crowd has until then to fuck us solid.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 20, 2014 05:54 PM (6fyGz)


What did the GOP do the last time they ran all of Congress? Oh, that's right, the largest expansion of Medicare on record.

The GOP Motto - We will fuck you solid.

Posted by: steveegg at November 20, 2014 06:00 PM (cL79m)

402 Geraldo Rivera can suck a bag of dicks. That is all.

Posted by: PSA at November 20, 2014 06:00 PM (sDapq)

403 Please tell me that's a summary of a translation.

I remember reading an article that breathlessly reported the last Pope embraced the 'Big Bang Theory'. Only problem was, he said nothing of the sort. Apparently Italy has the same problem with the media that we do.

Think I'll watch 'Swept Away' (the original) again tonight and remember the Italy of old. (The commie beating the shit out of the rich woman until she falls in love with him.)

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at November 20, 2014 06:00 PM (zxQ4h)

404 Per month. Plus deductibles. Some between 5-10 thousand. How can average Americans afford this long term?

Long term?

Most of them can't afford it *short term*.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 06:00 PM (M1uf/)

405 Keep in mind that the new folks don't get seated until January, so the old crowd has until then to fuck us solid.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 20, 2014 05:54 PM (6fyGz)




Sloppy seconds come January?

Posted by: Havedash at November 20, 2014 06:00 PM (G1XMn)

406 In a interview with Trunews, Retired U.S. Air Force Lt. General Thomas McInerney and Retired U.S. Army General Paul Vallely spoke about the possibility of a Constitutional Crisis that may occur if Barack Obama refuses to protect the American people from the threat of ISIS and radical islam. The Generals also said that it may come to the point where the US Military may have to remove Obama from office. The Generals also stated that Obama has moved the US stance on Terrorism from one of fighting against it to one of providing it aid and comfort.

Posted by: Dan at November 20, 2014 06:01 PM (COpZ4)

407
Benny Bell's "Shaving Cream" changed the course of Western Civilization.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 06:01 PM (CMkNk)

408 Irritated Pro-Amnesty Group Leaks Details of Obama's Amnesty Hours Ahead of His Speech

http://bit.ly/1p3V6Sg

Copy of speech is here:

http://bit.ly/1p3VccG

Posted by: The Immigration Hat at November 20, 2014 06:01 PM (lN8KC)

409 In case you would like to indulge Ace on Twitter



How about slipping a new thread request to him?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 06:01 PM (xgvvD)

410 400 I thought when the banhammer dropped it blocked IP addresses. Why does the same hashtag keep showing up on the same troll if that is true?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 20, 2014 06:00 PM (6fyGz)



He's written a program to route his traffic through a new IP every time he posts. It's automatically spammed, and Pixy has written some code to automatically delete it after it has posted.


You are seeing the short period after it is posted but before the Pixy software deletes it.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 06:02 PM (txvbW)

411 Pffft. The Most Influential Song of the Past 1000 years is "Dare to Be Stupid" by his Royal Weirdness, Al of Yankovic.

Posted by: HR needs donuts at November 20, 2014 06:02 PM (ZKzrr)

412 Looks like Allen has joined the club.

Good job, Allen!

What does Allen win?

Why, it's a sculpture of Allen made by MUMR out of MUMR's own feces!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2014 06:02 PM (oFCZn)

413 402 Geraldo Rivera can suck a bag of dicks. That is all.
Posted by: PSA at November 20, 2014 06:00 PM (sDapq)


So, in essence, he can suck himself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 20, 2014 06:02 PM (CMkNk)

414 If I were to design a zombie mythos/biology, I'd
make the pathogen a fungus that is uniquely able to interface with the
human brain. The fungus highjacks the brain to animate the body. Hence
the 'weakspot.'

The whole eating deal becomes simply to provide
more digestable material for the fungus. Movement is slow because the
fungus can only provide a small amount of glucose, oxygen, etc but any
part of the infected body can generate the nutrients. That gives rise to
the torso zombies who apparently don't need any lower half to continue
to exist.

Posted by: weft cut-loop, now in Dark Chunks! at November 20, 2014 05:57 PM (NFl+r)


If you are doing designer zombies, weft, could I order a brace of Kate Upton zombies? One for day shift, and one for night.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2014 06:02 PM (7MWCL)

415 Per month. Plus deductibles. Some between 5-10
thousand. How can average Americans afford this long term? They have to
get the subsidies.





Posted by: seems legit at November 20, 2014 05:58 PM (A98Xu)


Had a long conversation with the admin folks over this recently when I told them to drop my coverage (I get Tricare because USN-Ret) and then we can drop the polite pretense that they pay for anything. It's just money that is not in my paycheck thanks to that socialist fuck FDR who froze wages so companies had to offer something non-pay wise to make up for it to attract quality employees.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 20, 2014 06:02 PM (6fyGz)

416 Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 06:02 PM (txvbW)

Somebody needs to get Pixy a faster rodent so we don't see that short period.

Posted by: steveegg at November 20, 2014 06:03 PM (cL79m)

417 You are seeing the short period after it is posted but before the Pixy software deletes it.







Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 06:02 PM (txvbW)


But the same 26AVx hash tag, I thought those were tied to IP addresses.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 20, 2014 06:04 PM (6fyGz)

418 Posted by: weft cut-loop, now in Dark Chunks! at November 20, 2014 05:57 PM (NFl+r)

Most boring zombie movie review ever.

Posted by: flounder at November 20, 2014 06:05 PM (sDapq)

419 Posted by: seems legit at November 20, 2014 05:58 PM (A98Xu)

That isn't "Insurance". That's a shared cost medical plan where you pay x amount and if you don't get sick or have an accident you get squat.

And because what they pay the care givers is so low, you don't get very good or timely care either.

And that's what happens when some bitch about free riders, some pay too much and some pay too little which is the way things were before.

It's also about actually pricing medical care accurately. Since they were spreading the costs around, a lot of people with insurance didn't realize how much it was all costing. And those who get it free or a reduced cost didn't care. It were those who didn't have a plan or insurance that were supplying the money.

Now the real costs will be spread amongst everyone (and I do mean everyone) Plus added on top will be the cost of Federal administration.

That's why the numbers are so high.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at November 20, 2014 06:05 PM (KK+mC)

420 The Most Influential Song of the Past 1000 years is


2. Amazing Grace on bagpipes
1. Amazing Grace acapella by Susan Collins

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2014 06:05 PM (xgvvD)

421 Somebody needs to get Pixy a faster rodent so we don't see that short period.

Posted by: steveegg

That last one was up for about 12 seconds. But I wouldn't mind not seeing it at all.

Posted by: Dang at November 20, 2014 06:05 PM (MNq6o)

422 If you are doing designer zombies, weft, could I order a brace of Kate Upton zombies? One for day shift, and one for night.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Sure, but I have to warn you our chief Teeth and Jaw engineer is Don Lemon.

Posted by: weft cut-loop, now in Dark Chunks! at November 20, 2014 06:05 PM (NFl+r)

423 So how many US STEM jobs is TFG giving away?
H1B visas for all?

Posted by: ginaswo at November 20, 2014 06:06 PM (+X1qa)

424 The Most Influential Song of the Past 1000 years is "Dare to Be Stupid" by his Royal Weirdness, Al of Yankovic.

Hmm... that's a good one.

I think the pure Dadaism of "Albuquerque" is, in some ways, more fitting.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 20, 2014 06:07 PM (M1uf/)

425 Our dental plan will reduce cost by using wooden teeth. But don't say that out loud because the proles might not like it.

Posted by: Dr. Hussein Gruber, DDS at November 20, 2014 06:07 PM (wAQA5)

426 Why, it's a sculpture of Allen made by MUMR out of MUMR's own feces!

Allen has his own feces? At least thank G-d he doesn't have his own blog.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at November 20, 2014 06:07 PM (zxQ4h)

427 Sure, but I have to warn you our chief Teeth and Jaw engineer is Don Lemon.


Posted by: weft cut-loop, now in Dark Chunks! at November 20, 2014 06:05 PM (NFl+r)


I can haz duct tape?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2014 06:08 PM (7MWCL)

428
But the same 26AVx hash tag, I thought those were tied to IP addresses.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 20, 2014 06:04 PM (6fyGz)



Are you sure? I'll have to look next time I see one of the posts.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 06:08 PM (txvbW)

429 Sure, but I have to warn you our chief Teeth and Jaw engineer is Don Lemon.


Posted by: weft cut-loop, now in Dark Chunks!

Well, maybe someone needs to bite Don Lemon's dick? *snaps fingers three or four times in a very sassy fashion, strikes a pose*

Posted by: Don Lemon at November 20, 2014 06:08 PM (MNq6o)

430 But the same 26AVx hash tag, I thought those were tied to IP addresses.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 20, 2014 06:04 PM (6fyGz)



Are you sure? I'll have to look next time I see one of the posts.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 06:08 PM (txvbW)



Okay, I saw one with the same hash you mentioned. I guess that blows my theory completely out of the water. Yeah, as far as I know the hash is generated from the IP address.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 06:10 PM (txvbW)

431 Are you sure? I'll have to look next time I see one of the posts.

Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 06:08 PM (txvbW)
I confirm the same hash

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 20, 2014 06:10 PM (o2Jt2)

432
That last one was up for about 12 seconds. But I wouldn't mind not seeing it at all.


It'd be funny if pity just replaced the comment text with MUMR likes young boys.

Posted by: flounder at November 20, 2014 06:10 PM (sDapq)

433 Chique d'afrique

If you log on later this evening, please take my H-B visa comments with a large shaker of salt

I admire your work and your intellect, as well as the card you give your nephew

I am livid that TFG is giving 500,000 unneeded H-B visas out a new cap, which will suppress wages for my loved ones and many Americans and students hoping to graduate to jobs that will not be available to them in their own country

Posted by: ginaswo at November 20, 2014 06:10 PM (+X1qa)

434 Chewing and biting is way overrated anyway, so eat your pea soup.

Posted by: Dr. Hussein Gruber, DDS at November 20, 2014 06:11 PM (wAQA5)

435 Pixy stupid ipad.

Posted by: flounder at November 20, 2014 06:11 PM (sDapq)

436 annnnd a different hash

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 20, 2014 06:11 PM (o2Jt2)

437 /care

Posted by: ginaswo at November 20, 2014 06:11 PM (+X1qa)

438 So how many US STEM jobs is TFG giving away?

When half the population is scared away from STEM by exuberant scientists with scary shirts I hope he tears down the borders. Forever.

Posted by: Rose Evileth at November 20, 2014 06:11 PM (zxQ4h)

439 New thread???

Posted by: Truman North, Moron Emeritus at November 20, 2014 06:11 PM (LOa3d)

440 A massive tax revolt might result in a massive private property takeover by the IRS.

Well... at least the shootin' war would start.
Posted by: AllenG
---------------

Sadly, there is nowhere on the internet a copy of the original, which was much better, IMHO. Mike Cross's 'Leon McDuff'. Just pop it on as background music http://tinyurl.com/ly6kz2m

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2014 06:12 PM (F2IAQ)

441 Later all.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 06:13 PM (txvbW)

442 @420- rickb223
Nice choice(s)
Always moar partial to How Great Thou Art myself but love em both.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at November 20, 2014 06:14 PM (Ze9kt)

443 There's always, "Happy Birthday to You."

What?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, Curmudgeon Extraordinaire at November 20, 2014 06:15 PM (0HooB)

444
The Most Influential Song of the Past 1000 years is


2. Amazing Grace on bagpipes

Had this played at my mom's funeral about 3 months ago. Much crying and a littlecomfort ensued.

Posted by: tbodie at November 20, 2014 06:16 PM (EyonH)

445 I don't care. I have stopped caring. It needs to come down to who can bring the most guns and ammo to the intersection where your grocery store or your drug store cross under the stop light. Everything else is just bullshit. This could be the best thing that has happened since the end of the Civil War. Get out there, protect your turf, make the 99% sorry that they messed with you.

Posted by: goon at November 20, 2014 06:16 PM (gNTQS)

446 423 So how many US STEM jobs is TFG giving away?
H1B visas for all?

Posted by: ginaswo at November 20, 2014 06:06 PM (+X1qa)

That was the plan given by Tom Ravenel who recently ran against Graham in the SC general as an independent: condemn amnesty but then fire up the printing presses for work permits and H1Bs... while we have the lowest labor participation rate in generations, 1 in 4 STEM degree holders currently employed in a field related to their majors, and massive IT layoffs. He also considers the notion of desiring border security to be a joke.

I just left that section of the ballot blank.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 20, 2014 06:16 PM (bHnlE)

447
Posted by: weft cut-loop, now in Dark Chunks! at November 20, 2014 05:57 PM (NFl+r)








Well, Ringo's zombies aren't undead, but human victims of an incurable virus, so the normal human physiology largely still applies. Center of mass actually works in his zombieverse. The main thing his zombies need to survive for long is water and food (killing a zombie has the effect of providing the other zombies with a food source, disgusting as it is).

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2014 06:18 PM (TIIx5)

448 I watched the first 'Purge' movie...haven't seen the second one.

They outlawed certain types of weapons, though, that couldbe used during the Purge.

Trying to remember...I think it was stuff like rocket launchers and grenades.
Anyone else remember?


Posted by: wheatie at November 20, 2014 06:19 PM (GHmmM)

449 Phase plasma rifles in 40 W range.

Posted by: flounder at November 20, 2014 06:22 PM (sDapq)

450 In other words, murder was okay...but carnage on a mass scale was still illegal.

Posted by: wheatie at November 20, 2014 06:22 PM (GHmmM)

451 So Clinton good. Obama bad

Posted by: flounder at November 20, 2014 06:24 PM (sDapq)

452 Chewing and biting is way overrated anyway, so eat your pea soup.
Posted by: Dr. Hussein Gruber, DDS at November 20, 2014 06:11 PM (wAQA5)


Biting is VERY important.

Posted by: Don Lemon at November 20, 2014 06:25 PM (W5DcG)

453 Wait! This guy is the new head of the Congressional black Caucus? And they said Tim Scott wasn't black enough?

http://tinyurl.com/mw28len

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 20, 2014 04:32 PM (XUKZU)


Scott wants black people to get off the Donk plantation. The CBC are overseers for said plantation. It is pretty ironic that the new chairman of the CBC is so melanin-challenged.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at November 20, 2014 06:27 PM (wQYNW)

454 True story -- I have a commie supporting sister who at one time I thought I could reform. Invited her to the house for lunch and then, btw we're gonna watch this movie, 'Swept Away'. She's okay watching the rich bitch rubbing the commies nose in it. 'Cause to her that's the way it is, amiright?

But then the shipwreck and the commie takes control and starts beating the ever-living shit out of the rich bitch and dear sister couldn't take another minute.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at November 20, 2014 06:29 PM (zxQ4h)

455 441 Later all.


Posted by: D-Lamp at November 20, 2014 06:13 PM (txvbW)



Shouldn't that be "Mirror Universe D-Lamp"?

Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2014 06:30 PM (sdi6R)

456 I killed the thread. Sorry.

Posted by: rickl at November 20, 2014 06:33 PM (sdi6R)

457 >>...Per month. Plus deductibles. Some between 5-10 thousand. How can average
Americans afford this long term?

So....$9,600 - $18,000 per per annually + $5,000 - $10,000 deductibles.
How many illegals does that subsidize? Because one person does not typically need that amount of care unless they're hit with a major accident or disease. Heck, even when you deduct the "free" birth control that would have cost you $100 - $200 annually, that's a lot to pay in.
So where is the money paid in actually being spent?




Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2014 06:34 PM (ABcz/)

458 I killed the thread. Sorry.
Posted by: rickl
-------

I think it is only dormant

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2014 06:35 PM (F2IAQ)

459 I killed the thread. Sorry.
Posted by: rickl
-------

I think it is only dormant
Posted by: Mike
---------------

No..., in spite of a good effort by Liz, it's done.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2014 06:36 PM (F2IAQ)

460 Clear!

Posted by: flounder at November 20, 2014 06:37 PM (sDapq)

461 bzzzt----bzzzzzt.....

Posted by: Defibrillator at November 20, 2014 06:39 PM (F2IAQ)

462 I think it is only dormant

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2014 06:35 PM (F2IAQ)


Like ebola!

Posted by: Ebola-chan at November 20, 2014 06:39 PM (lN8KC)

463 Heard on the radio news while listening to Levin that there are to street parties in LA, the boned one, watching the emporer's speech. Hiding in the shadows, my ass.

Posted by: flounder at November 20, 2014 06:40 PM (sDapq)

464 ___________________________

Posted by: Flatline at November 20, 2014 06:40 PM (F2IAQ)

465 454...But then the shipwreck and the commie takes control and starts beating the ever-living shit out of the rich bitch and dear sister couldn't take another minute.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at November 20, 2014 06:29 PM (zxQ4h)

-------

Had to look up 'Swept Away' because I didn't remember it.

That's a Guy Ritchie movie, with Madonna starring in it.
So, I would imagine that Madonna plays the 'rich bitch'?

And...she gets a beating?

It might be worth watching, just to see that.

Posted by: wheatie at November 20, 2014 06:40 PM (GHmmM)

466 to be street parties

Posted by: flounder at November 20, 2014 06:41 PM (sDapq)

467 Slight heart beat

Posted by: thathalfrican at November 20, 2014 06:41 PM (R5HRU)

468 Heard on the radio news while listening to Levin that there are to street parties in LA, the boned one, watching the emporer's speech. Hiding in the shadows, my ass.
Posted by: flounder
--------------

There is a Twitter campaign to promote them.

Posted by: Flatline at November 20, 2014 06:41 PM (F2IAQ)

469 We knew they were lying about the number of sign-ups because the website wasn't working so how on earth could 7 million people successfully sign up?

Obama lied about this number probably to help Dems in the midterms. How'd that work out?

Lies, lies, lies. They lie even when they don't really need to.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 20, 2014 06:42 PM (nvq3r)

470 Thump

Posted by: Heart at November 20, 2014 06:42 PM (F2IAQ)

471 Swish

Posted by: Heart at November 20, 2014 06:42 PM (F2IAQ)

472
Lots of stories around the net such that the Repubs can't or won't do anything about tonight's dictator announcement.

Posted by: Hombre Mohawk at November 20, 2014 06:43 PM (1nB6R)

473 Wynn is definitely being punished for saying he doesn't like Obama. This is AWFUL and I hope SOMEONE is paying attention -- Congress should step in when they have evidence (yeah, I know, another go-nowhere investigation like the IRS punishing Tea Party groups).

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at November 20, 2014 06:43 PM (nvq3r)

474 Turn it off.

This thread has Obamacare.

*throws sheet over thread*

Posted by: Dr. Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2014 06:44 PM (oFCZn)

475 Whuts up?

Posted by: freaked at November 20, 2014 06:45 PM (JdEZJ)

476 Wynn has more restraint than I would.

Posted by: flounder at November 20, 2014 06:46 PM (sDapq)

477 Sumthin stinks.

Posted by: freaked at November 20, 2014 06:47 PM (JdEZJ)

478 That 'Cadillac Tax' that is coming is going to make heads explode.

And here's the thing...
Most all policies have doubled or tripled in cost now, since Ocare was passed.

So there are a lot more policies that qualify for the Cadillac Tax now, than when it was passed!
And...the 'cut off' points were figured back when policies were cheaper.

So, if they were the slightest bit interested in being 'fair'...they would've allowed for the cut off amounts to be adjusted, based on the inflationary aspects of the Ocare law.

Posted by: wheatie at November 20, 2014 06:47 PM (GHmmM)

479 Any interesting info on FSU shooter? Last I heard his diary listed something about him being targeted and that the act was to bring light to it. But it was all very vague.

Posted by: flounder at November 20, 2014 06:48 PM (sDapq)

480 Besides my feet.

Posted by: freaked at November 20, 2014 06:48 PM (JdEZJ)

481 Psst! new thread.

Posted by: right wing whippersnapper at November 20, 2014 06:48 PM (ThxKk)

482 Welcome to Post Constitutional America ya'll!

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at November 20, 2014 06:50 PM (jucos)

483 Flounder I just saw where his ex gf said he had starting acting weird and gone nuts.

Posted by: freaked at November 20, 2014 06:50 PM (JdEZJ)

484 *shoves thread into incinerator, slams door*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2014 06:56 PM (F2IAQ)

485 Our employer based insurance just changed and we now have an $8,000 deductible, pay $240 a month in premiums, employer pays $520 a month in premiums on our behalf, and we are putting money into an HSA.

So for $760 a month in premiums, we have catastrophe insurance that will only begin an 80/20 coverage once we have paid an additional $8,000 in costs.

Realize that Obamacare did NOTHING to rein in costs on the care side of the equations and actually added costs by mandating preexisting must be covered, women cannot pay more than men, all policies must cover preventive care including mammograms and colonoscopies, must cover birth control, vaccinations, etc.
No tort reform , which is why you see endless commercials from lawyers warning you that every drug you might be prescribed certainly has done some kind of damage to you and to call immediately. Every surgical procedure, every hip or knee replacement.
(of course, you never see ads offering legal services for botched abortions or disfiguring breast implants)
So physicians and hospitals are still paying out the wazoo for insurance and lawyers of their own, and that cost is why aspirin in a hospital costs ten dollars.

The entire idea was to destroy insurance and have people panicking, wanting to know how anyone could afford insurance....so they will be begging the government for universal coverage.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 20, 2014 07:11 PM (hjTr7)

486 Had to look up 'Swept Away' because I didn't remember it. That's a Guy Ritchie movie, with Madonna starring in it. So, I would imagine that Madonna plays the 'rich bitch'? And...she gets a beating? It might be worth watching, just to see that.

I was referring to an older version, pre McDonna. I have no idea how she bastardized the original, but I'm sure she did. The late 70's version to me is the movie.

Posted by: Name Withheld Upon Request at November 20, 2014 07:20 PM (zxQ4h)

487 *still drinking Rebel Yell*

Anyone think dear leader will actually be on time for The Big Announcement ?

Some kindly soul will no doubt inform us when he finishes, and what was said, amirite ?

*pours a nother 1*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 20, 2014 07:20 PM (go6ud)

488 Meanwhile, Dentists accepting new Medicaid patients drops faster than Obama's poll numbers.

Lost in the bogus talk about minimum wages is how Medicaid can pay as low as $1.38 for an xray. This not even enough to pay the receptionist to set up such an appointment, nor the assistant to set up the room, nor take the xray, nor the dentist to evaluate the xray, nor the assistant to break down the room for the next patient. (WA DSHS code D0230 - http://www.hca.wa.gov/medicaid/rbrvs/Documents/2014/dental_090114.xls)

Being enrolled and actually getting care are not the same thing.

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