(Not So) Early Morning Open Thread [CBD]

The DEA sniffed around the NFL, for reasons that are unclear, other than the obvious hyper-politicized news cycle one....

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1 Arrr.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 17, 2014 07:27 AM (rwI+c)

2 First....maybe?

Posted by: Better Feared than Loved at November 17, 2014 07:27 AM (jasFi)

3 Yay!

Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 17, 2014 07:27 AM (4IzCi)

4 Nope

Posted by: Better Feared than Loved at November 17, 2014 07:28 AM (jasFi)

5 Foist

Posted by: Guy who always claims foist at November 17, 2014 07:28 AM (vzMuS)

6

DAY 741

722 to go (795 to Inauguration Day 2017)


Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:29 AM (CMkNk)

7
Not first, but sexiest!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:29 AM (CMkNk)

8 Good Morning Morons. Today is Monday, November 17, 2014On 5this day in 1968 the infamous Night of the "Heidi bowl occurred when NBC switched from football to movie of Heidi. In the missing 42 seconds, the lagging Raiders scored two touchdowns, defeating the Jets. Even then I would have rather seen Heidi because I liked the book and I thought pro football sucked.



And here we have a judge who should be disbarred and banned from a court room for life, a lawyer who agreed to bring the case who should be disbarred for malpractice, and a woman who should be chained to a post and whpped with a 20 foot snake whip.


http://is.gd/CUSJOH


And since I overslept this morning this is all I have.

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2014 07:29 AM (u9gzs)

9 Red Boris taking on the shirt shamers?

Wow.

Could the tide really be turning?

Posted by: blaster at November 17, 2014 07:30 AM (Rx8ML)

10
So, the bi-pedal bacteria held a "die-in" yesterday. If only it was literal and not figurative.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:30 AM (CMkNk)

11 Morning all. 1st snow of the year. Earliest ever recorded for here.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 07:30 AM (wmyHK)

12 Dear taxpaying Morons and 'Ettes,

Thank you so very much for the cash award you presented to me for my performance as a government employee.

That is all.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 17, 2014 07:30 AM (fwARV)

13 Fcuking Monday....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 17, 2014 07:31 AM (a7BdQ)

14 9 Posted by: blaster at November 17, 2014 07:30 AM (Rx8ML)


I think you are confusing Boris Johnson with his predecessor Ken Livingstone. The latter is a complete Joo-hating piece of shit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:31 AM (CMkNk)

15 Jonas Gray, the newest Mighty Mouse of the NFL. 199 yards, 4 touchdowns, at least 3 inches shy of six feet.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 07:32 AM (2cS/G)

16 sniff.... sniff... hmmmm

Posted by: Yip at November 17, 2014 07:32 AM (84SRe)

17
#2 in posts last week. Yay! My life is getting emptier and emptier!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:33 AM (CMkNk)

18 @14. I blame lack of coffee and the patriarchy. But mostly the patriarchy.

Posted by: blaster at November 17, 2014 07:33 AM (Rx8ML)

19 Com'on JJ you got on Levin.... you're living the high life buddy!

Posted by: Yip at November 17, 2014 07:34 AM (84SRe)

20 15 Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 07:32 AM (2cS/G)


I read that as Jonas Grumby. He was on a 3 hour tour. . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:35 AM (CMkNk)

21 19 Com'on JJ you got on Levin.... you're living the high life buddy!
Posted by: Yip at November 17, 2014 07:34 AM (84SRe)


Great. The cherry on the sundae.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:35 AM (CMkNk)

22 Looks like an interesting week ahead!

We're likely to see the GJ decision from Ferguson, which will surely draw a response from the DoJ.

I wouldn't be surprised if Choom Boy pulls the switch and plops down the Official Welcome Mat for 10-30 million illegals. He has already proven that he's down with breaking the law, so this is consistent with his America-hating agenda.

And if these events come to pass, it'll be a big week for "conservative" media. Will the Republican Punditry wake up and start calling for Our Betters to obey the law, or will they shuffle their feet, make pathetic excuses and say "look...over there...GRUBER!!11!!"

We may get our "fundamental transformation" during the next seven days....

My opinion of President I Stand With Muslims could not drop any lower. I wonder if all the Prophets of Conservatism and Bloggy Bloviators will join him in the cellar?

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 17, 2014 07:36 AM (PoKIA)

23 Today's celebrity birthdays:

August Möbius (back where he started)
Andrew Harris (OH Gov #40)
Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery (Ted Danson thought he was overrated)
Shelby Foote ("People make a grievous error thinking that a list of facts is the truth. Facts are just the bare bones out of which truth is made.")
Roy Harold Scherer, Jr. (a.k.a. Rock Hudson)
Robert Brown (fought himself for eternity)
Peter Cook (http://youtu.be/Kyos-M48B8U )
Gordon Lightfoot (you better take care)
Martin Scorsese (8 films w/DeNiro)
Lauren Hutton (once bit Carrey)
Danny DeVito (70 today - http://youtu.be/SxmiB59K5Gw )
Terry Branstad (IA Gov #39)
Howard Dean (VT Gov #79, YYEEAAA!!)
John Boehner (House Speaker #61, 65 today)
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio (mother of 2)
Pat Toomey (disappointment)

Posted by: Gran at November 17, 2014 07:36 AM (LCIE3)

24 I thought it had to do with the lawsuit out in California by the NFL players union.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 17, 2014 07:36 AM (b6koZ)

25 Re: Ferguson

If the trouble makers show up now, just turn the water cannons on them...

...then they'd have the world's largest collection life-sized pudding pops.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 17, 2014 07:36 AM (/mTq0)

26 The obamao left hates anything that Unites Americans.

Posted by: Juni at November 17, 2014 07:37 AM (BvPWF)

27
After reading theothermccain sidebar piece, here's a nickname free for the taking - The Oppressor Penis

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 17, 2014 07:37 AM (/dvmK)

28 Morning, all. Lots of meetings and other work nonsense today.

Gets in the way of being a true AoS moron, I tells ya.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 17, 2014 07:37 AM (zF6Iw)

29 hello dolly

http://tinyurl.com/n33jylk

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 109 days until spring training at November 17, 2014 07:37 AM (u8GsB)

30 I think you are confusing Boris Johnson with his predecessor Ken Livingstone.





I agree with Howard Johnson's assessment of Boris Johnson.

--Big Johnson

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 07:37 AM (KfnvH)

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 108 days until spring training at November 17, 2014 07:38 AM (u8GsB)

32 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:29 AM (CMkNk)

Check the mirror boychik

Posted by: Mrs. J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:38 AM (Zu3d9)

33 23 Posted by: Gran at November 17, 2014 07:36 AM (LCIE3)


Is that the same Robert Brown from the 60's TV show "Here Come the Brides?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:38 AM (CMkNk)

34 and good morning everyone. Best wishes for a GREAT week ahead, eh? Hell yeah!

Posted by: Yip at November 17, 2014 07:38 AM (84SRe)

35 Thanks, CBD!

Posted by: m at November 17, 2014 07:39 AM (G891H)

36 25 Re: Ferguson

If the trouble makers show up now, just turn the water cannons on them...

...then they'd have the world's largest collection life-sized pudding pops.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 17, 2014 07:36 AM (/mTq0)


There will be no Christmas. But there will be de-lousing - with ice water from the hoses!

- - Oberst von Scherbach, Kommandant Ferguson Polizei.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:40 AM (CMkNk)

37 Well, it's pouring outside, no need to hop out of bed yet. One big kitty on my feet, one medium kitty jumping up and down off the bed, smallish kitty looking at me from the threshold, waiting for me to get up so he can sprint out to the kitchen and meet me at the coffee pot.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 07:40 AM (2cS/G)

38 Rams completely shut down the Broncos yesterday. I can understand why the DEA is doobious of the goings on in the NFL.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2014 07:40 AM (Dj0WE)

39 38 Rams completely shut down the Broncos yesterday. I can understand why the DEA is doobious of the goings on in the NFL.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2014 07:40 AM (Dj0WE)



I smell a big fat anti Redskins rat with this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:42 AM (CMkNk)

40 Men wouldn't be so bad if they didn't have all those, you know, man parts.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren Voter at November 17, 2014 07:42 AM (lG2E3)

41 http://preview.tinyurl.com/mr3nfq6

"How... Do You 'Lose' $6.6bn?"

Posted by: bedazzled by snowflakes and shiney ornaments! at November 17, 2014 07:42 AM (fBW52)

42 They shd snoop around in Mooch's cabinet. The big mouth eat healthy exercise people are the biggest drug abusers. Case in point Jane Fonda

While she pushed her health and fitness crap and accept yourself, she was doing diet plls, lipo, plastic surgery, bulimia

Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 07:42 AM (iQIUe)

43 "How... Do You 'Lose' $6.6bn?"

Posted by: bedazzled by snowflakes and shiney ornaments! at November 17, 2014 07:42 AM (fBW52)

No idea
/Corzine

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 17, 2014 07:43 AM (fwARV)

44 Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 17, 2014 07:36 AM (b6koZ)

I don't doubt the validity of the claims, but why do it in a very public way?

Our country has lost sight of the concept of innocence until a charge has been proven in court. The DEA was investigating a claim of wrongdoing, and they should have respected the privacy of those who were implicated. And I hate the NFL!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 07:43 AM (Zu3d9)

45 Nine degrees, check the national weather, AW Hell!
Looks like January.

Check the news, Sword of damnation hanging overhead by a thread waiting...waiting...waiting.

This will never be over.

Posted by: Carie Otter at November 17, 2014 07:44 AM (RrCmC)

46 37 -- Lincolntf -- That's a more peaceful setting than I've got...

...my kitteh went into heat the other day.

She's a little noisy right now...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 17, 2014 07:44 AM (/mTq0)

47 Per Drudge, obama met with ferguson assholes (I refuse to call them activists). Can you believe it?

http://goo.gl/gGy9bc

Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 07:44 AM (iQIUe)

48
I'm Ready!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 17, 2014 07:44 AM (HSmrB)

49

From Rollcall, top priorities:

Republicans voted Friday on conference rules for the 114th congress. There were only two approved changes, one of which was allowing Congress to hand out more medals. The new rule, from Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy of California, allows for more than two Congressional Gold Medals per year to be handed out.

Not the Medal of Honor, but a civilian tchotchke. And judging by this list:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Congressional_Gold_Medal_recipients

Harry Chapin had a significance in American History of which I was not aware. I mean, I liked "Taxi", but come on.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 17, 2014 07:44 AM (kdS6q)

50 JJ @33

Yes that's him. He also appeared in the Star Trek episode "The Alternative Factor". He was a last minute replacement for John Drew Barrymore (Drew's dad) who didn't bother to show up for the job.

Posted by: Gran at November 17, 2014 07:45 AM (LCIE3)

51 It ain't bad in the day
When they turn it your way
'Cept in the winter when it's froze
And it's HARD when it hits
On your nose.

Posted by: frea at November 17, 2014 07:45 AM (JdEZJ)

52 It ain't bad in the day
When they turn it your way
'Cept in the winter when it's froze
And it's HARD when it hits
On your nose.

Posted by: frea at November 17, 2014 07:45 AM (JdEZJ)

53 http://preview.tinyurl.com/mr3nfq6

"How... Do You 'Lose' $6.6bn?"



Jon Corzine's new book, now on sale!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 07:45 AM (KfnvH)

54 43 Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 17, 2014 07:43 AM (fwARV)


Great idea for a movie. A nation gives an underachieving schvartze it's economy and tells him he has 8 years to spend it all.

"Barry's Trillions" starring Richard Pryor

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:46 AM (CMkNk)

55 How do you lose 6 Billion?

Start with a four Trillion dollar budget.

Posted by: Carie Otter at November 17, 2014 07:46 AM (RrCmC)

56 I'm not really surprised the DEA went after the NFL a couple of months after the new stricter schedule II narcotics laws went into effect. A high profile scalp is just the thing to prove they are "serious."

Posted by: no good deed at November 17, 2014 07:46 AM (w3a0Z)

57 Sock fail

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at November 17, 2014 07:47 AM (JdEZJ)

58 Oh sure, the NFL passes out good drugs during the games, except yesterday they messed up and passed out stale Halloween candy in the Eagles locker room.

Posted by: @votermom at November 17, 2014 07:47 AM (5B8w/)

59 50 JJ @33

Yes that's him. He also appeared in the Star Trek episode "The Alternative Factor". He was a last minute replacement for John Drew Barrymore (Drew's dad) who didn't bother to show up for the job.
Posted by: Gran at November 17, 2014 07:45 AM (LCIE3)


Lazarus. Not one of the better episodes, IMHO.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:47 AM (CMkNk)

60
Well,, It wasn't,, uh, you know rape-rape...

Posted by: Bill Cosby at November 17, 2014 07:47 AM (HSmrB)

61 They shd snoop around in Mooch's cabinet. The big mouth eat healthy exercise people are the biggest drug abusers. Case in point Jane Fonda
While she pushed her health and fitness crap and accept yourself, she was doing diet plls, lipo, plastic surgery, bulimia



Adderall FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 07:48 AM (KfnvH)

62 60
Well,, It wasn't,, uh, you know rape-rape...
Posted by: Bill Cosby at November 17, 2014 07:47 AM (HSmrB)


I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the Cosby allegations are politically motivated.

When there's hard evidence (rim-shot), then I'll take it seriously.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:49 AM (CMkNk)

63 Lazarus. Not one of the better episodes, IMHO.


I agree. Interesting concept but ended up being a rather dull outing.

Posted by: Gran at November 17, 2014 07:49 AM (LCIE3)

64 The Boris Johnson bit in the sidebar makes me think that #ShirtGate was a colossal fail for the SJWs. The more mainstream people that get a look at their lunacy the less well they will do...

Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 07:49 AM (MMC8r)

65
Yesterday I left my in-laws' house, filled with Eagles fans, at halftime. Sadz all around. I'm glad that I didn't stay to the bitter end, for their sweet tears would have been many. Go Pack!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 17, 2014 07:50 AM (/dvmK)

66 Great idea for a movie. A nation gives an underachieving schvartze it's economy and tells him he has 8 years to spend it all.

"Barry's Trillions" starring Richard Pryor



Produced by Damon Wayons.
Directed by Madea.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 07:50 AM (KfnvH)

67 47 Per Drudge, obama met with ferguson assholes (I refuse to call them activists). Can you believe it?

http://goo.gl/gGy9bc
Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 07:44 AM (iQIUe)


And he told them to keep up the good work, or words to that effect. At Weasel Zippers and Gateway Pundit.

Bastard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:50 AM (CMkNk)

68 NFL drug sweep is misdirection, slight of hand. The Dems are up to something and initiating a fake "firestorm" to hide it. Beware.

Posted by: 1bulwetweft at November 17, 2014 07:50 AM (gfB4n)

69 *looks outside*

Good thing I bought a couple of bottles of vape juice last week.

Only minor traffic mayhem on the local news this morning...

...hmm, Hollyweird is coming to town to shot a flick.

Jessica Beale doesn't look half bad, either.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 17, 2014 07:50 AM (/mTq0)

70 So I had to wiki the truth. What the hell is that on Boris Johnson's head?

Posted by: blaster at November 17, 2014 07:51 AM (Rx8ML)

71
Bob Dole knows all about hard evidence,,

Posted by: Bob Dole at November 17, 2014 07:51 AM (HSmrB)

72 70 So I had to wiki the truth. What the hell is that on Boris Johnson's head?
Posted by: blaster at November 17, 2014 07:51 AM (Rx8ML)


Second hand furry yarmulke from Eric Cantor.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:53 AM (CMkNk)

73 I cant believe Chapins widow sued the truck that rear ended his car. Chapin caused the accident. The court found 60/40 for the family which was only 7 million. Still, a lot back in the early 80s. You wd think with insurance and his royalties, they wd have had more than enough money.

Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 07:53 AM (iQIUe)

74 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:49 AM (CMkNk)

The allegations were made 30 years ago. And promptly ignored by the media because.....duh.....

I want them to be investigated simply to stir the pot of racial animus, but from a different perspective, and see how Obama reacts.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 07:53 AM (Zu3d9)

75 In the U.S . football is under attack.
In Canada hockey is under attack.
In Britain soccer is under attack.

Whatever the masses like, the elites want to reshape to their whims.

Posted by: Xavier at November 17, 2014 07:54 AM (G3Wf1)

76
Bob, evidence of hardness is not hard evidence... unless it lasts for four hours or more.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 17, 2014 07:54 AM (/dvmK)

77 The thread was late. Vic overslept. Wow. I fit thought in and I thought I'd be really late. A Monday in Winter.

Morning, Glories!

At the risk of sounding like Al Sharpton, JJ was on Levin??

Posted by: mindful webworker at November 17, 2014 07:54 AM (rTqAd)

78
Hey-Hey-Hey,,, Not no rape,, not no way.....

Posted by: Fat Albert at November 17, 2014 07:54 AM (HSmrB)

79 Learned a new term from Ross Douthat at the NYT.

Creeping caudillismo. Creeping I knew, not so much the other.

It is where we are going with Obama these next 26 months. Him doing everything possible to give the radical Marxist fringe of his base what they (and he) want, and him at total war with the Republican-led congress.

And the press will be cheering him on.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 17, 2014 07:55 AM (vSxTY)

80 Look over here!! NFL drugs!! ZOMG!!!1!!!1!!

Posted by: MSM at November 17, 2014 07:56 AM (1vYi0)

81 Goodmorning fine people. The food is great here, the weather is fine, the chicks are cute but damn, many have jacked grills. Im ready to go home.

Posted by: saltolibreveloz at November 17, 2014 07:56 AM (hIV5w)

82 JJ was on Levin??

Posted by: mindful webworker at November 17, 2014 07:54 AM (rTqAd)

Yes.

He will be leaving us soon....he's moving on to The Federalist.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 07:57 AM (Zu3d9)

83 I'm still trying to find out if BackHoe is still alive. His last comment was in july.

Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 07:57 AM (iQIUe)

84 67 And he told them to keep up the good work, or words to that effect. At Weasel Zippers and Gateway Pundit.



Bastard.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:50 AM (CMkNk)

Why not? They are his people, communists and anarchists from Oakland.

Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2014 07:57 AM (u9gzs)

85 74 I want them to be investigated simply to stir the pot of racial animus, but from a different perspective, and see how Obama reacts.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 07:53 AM (Zu3d9)


You make a good point. Cosby seems or at least seemed like a reasonable guy, politically, and then he got smacked down from the grievance mongers when he dared go against the meme.

If there really is anything to it, of course they should throw the book at him.

Too bad he isn't a full-on leftist as it would be interesting to see. Then again, if he was they would be attacking the accusers and this story would be a nothing-burger to the MFM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:57 AM (CMkNk)

86 82 JJ was on Levin??

Posted by: mindful webworker at November 17, 2014 07:54 AM (rTqAd)

Yes.

He will be leaving us soon....he's moving on to The Federalist.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 07:57 AM (Zu3d9)


The offered me a gig at The Klansman, but I can't deal with dress codes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:58 AM (CMkNk)

87 Always amusing when I'm reading Gran's bdy list and I see, e.g., Robert Brown, and I think, who? then read, fought himself for eternity. Oh, him!

Posted by: mindful webworker at November 17, 2014 07:58 AM (rTqAd)

88 87 Posted by: mindful webworker at November 17, 2014 07:58 AM (rTqAd)

His listicle keeps your brain on its toes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 08:00 AM (CMkNk)

89 Bill Cosby and the NFL should make it clear, no one is safe with Obama as President.

He will be your friend one day, and give you lots of money, then the debt comes due, and he demands payment, like a loan shark.

Posted by: Carie Otter at November 17, 2014 08:00 AM (RrCmC)

90 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:57 AM (CMkNk)

I think Cosby has carefully cultivated a "Reasonable Black Man" persona because he could make more money that way.

I have no idea what his real politics are.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 08:00 AM (Zu3d9)

91 Was Boris the one who split from his wife for a while, had an affair with an opera singer? They were meeting in taxis and doing the nasty while a tape of her music played? The brits are so weird. He did rescue some woman who was getting mugged one am. Said something like "unhand her you ruffians!"

Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 08:00 AM (iQIUe)

92
OK, kids. Time to clean out the cat poo parlor and then off the the gym.

Rainy days and Mondays are bad enough, and worse when combined.

Later!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 08:01 AM (CMkNk)

93 Him doing everything possible to give the radical
Marxist fringe of his base what they (and he) want, and him at total war
with the Republican-led congress.
And the press will be cheering him on.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 17, 2014 07:55 AM


Agreed, except for the "total war
with the Republican-led Congress" bit. Bitch McConnell, Kevin McCarthy and Johnnie Boner have already stocked up with K-Y and are ready to assume the position for Choom Boy.

A good legislative branch would have impeached President Historic FirstŠ at least four years ago. A mediocre one would be gearing up to boot his treasonous ass out now. The Congress we have won't do a damned thing except enable him.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 17, 2014 08:01 AM (PoKIA)

94 Mornin' Horde. Dreary day in M'gomery this morn. Being a responsible grownup really blows some days.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 17, 2014 08:02 AM (m9V0o)

95 90 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 08:00 AM (Zu3d9)


He got hammered a few years back when he dared tell the NAACP convention (I think that's where it happened) to stop blaming whitey and take personal responsibility.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 08:02 AM (CMkNk)

96 Morning everybody...
Coffee stat!

Posted by: Fewenuff at November 17, 2014 08:02 AM (zPNX5)

97
Meanwhile, over at The Federalist:

Want to Stop Executive Amnesty? Repeal the Twenty-Second Amendment
By David Corbin and Matt Parks

http://tinyurl.com/pq78z5y




Yeah, no way that blows up in our face....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 17, 2014 08:02 AM (kdS6q)

98 My son is reporting to Ft Leonard Wood this morning for boot camp. If anyone has a prayer for a Florida boy about to face his first mid west winter it would be appreciated.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 17, 2014 08:02 AM (M6Vhk)

99 "So I had to wiki the truth. What the hell is that on Boris Johnson's head? "

Head Merkin.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:03 AM (n0a1r)

100 Imagine if, instead of those Ster Trek looking outfits they wore at the G20, they wore the "Shirt of Shame".

Posted by: Ralph Lauren at November 17, 2014 08:03 AM (e8kgV)

101 Where do I go to have todays shirt choice approved by the internet?

Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2014 08:03 AM (6um35)

102 Cats have scattered, leaving me no further excuse to stay in bed. Oh, cruel world, be gentle today, it's been a long weekend.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 08:03 AM (2cS/G)

103 97 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 17, 2014 08:02 AM (kdS6q)


Man, when I become editor at the Federalist . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 08:04 AM (CMkNk)

104 My guess is there's lots of money amid the NFL owners and the progs want some...they'll figure out how to get it, too. Gruber could figure this one out for em.

Posted by: just another bitter clinger at November 17, 2014 08:04 AM (+f598)

105 Congrats and good luck to your boy, piano mover.

Posted by: saltolibreveloz at November 17, 2014 08:05 AM (hIV5w)

106 Want to Stop Executive Amnesty? Repeal the Twenty-Second Amendment
By David Corbin and Matt Parks

Yeah, no way that blows up in our face....

... why not just shoot yourselfs in the head

Posted by: Grim Reaper at November 17, 2014 08:05 AM (e8kgV)

107 Good luck to him, Guy that moves. I've heard LW is particularly nasty, but people say that about a lot of bases.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 08:05 AM (2cS/G)

108 Executive amnesty????

Never heard of it ....

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 17, 2014 08:07 AM (mKUN6)

109 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2014 08:07 AM (2Ayux)

110 When those assholes were mobbing downtown StL yesterday, they surrounded some elderly shoppers and harassed the. They are so fucking intimidating. They will threaten people and then chant this is how democracy looks like.

Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 08:07 AM (iQIUe)

111 The Department of Health and Human Services (DHHS), Assistant Secretary for Planning and Evaluation (ASPE), intends to negotiate with Jonathan Gruber, Ph.D. on a sole sources basis for technical assistance in evaluating options for national healthcare reform. The basis for restricting competition is the authority of 41 USC 253(c)(1) 106-1(b) because there is only one responsible source and no other supplies or services will satisfy DHHS requirements.The anticipated contract period will be eight months.

Posted by: The Department of Health and Human Services (DHHS), Assistant Secretary for Planning and Evaluation at November 17, 2014 08:08 AM (e8kgV)

112 83 I'm still trying to find out if BackHoe is still alive. His last comment was in july.

Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 07:57 AM (iQIUe) [I/]

He's a member of a small forum I'm on. He was quite down about having to give away his dogs (one of which was his deceased wife's). He also may be involved with a neighbor lady (I hope!). I think he needed a break, although it has been a long one.

Posted by: RickZ at November 17, 2014 08:08 AM (d9Hmm)

113 My son is reporting to Ft Leonard Wood this morning
for boot camp. If anyone has a prayer for a Florida boy about to face
his first mid west winter it would be appreciated.


Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living

As long as he is shivering, he's good. He probably is already referring to it as Fort Lost in the Woods.

Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2014 08:08 AM (TETYm)

114
Good news, everyone!:

A single 10-second kiss can transfer as many as 80 million bacteria, according to Dutch scientists.

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-30055646



Cooties. Just an unavoidable fact of life.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 17, 2014 08:09 AM (kdS6q)

115 Good luck to your son guy that moves pianos.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 17, 2014 08:09 AM (mKUN6)

116 I did boot in Leonard Wood ...


... It sucked.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 17, 2014 08:09 AM (+jsVQ)

117 My son is reporting to Ft Leonard Wood this morning
for boot camp. If anyone has a prayer for a Florida boy about to face his first mid west winter it would be appreciated.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living


Tell him the upside is that there will be no snakes to contend with while humping it through the woods. Thank him for me.

Posted by: dogfish at November 17, 2014 08:11 AM (1vYi0)

118 Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2014 08:08 AM (TETYm)

I have a friend whose daughter is there for engineering.

Apparently it is not the most interesting military base in the world.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 08:11 AM (Zu3d9)

119 Regarding Bill Cosby,

So, after 30 years a woman come forward to accuse him. No evidence. No witnesses.

Whatever happened to the presumption of innocence?


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 17, 2014 08:12 AM (V70Uh)

120 Not to be missed from NRO ...

Dear Democrats, Don't Even Think about Running from Jonathan Gruber

Posted by: J Gruber, PhD and Super-Genius at November 17, 2014 08:12 AM (e8kgV)

121 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 17, 2014 08:09 AM (kdS6q)

______________
Imagine kisses in those "unmentionable in polite company" places.

Posted by: saltolibreveloz at November 17, 2014 08:12 AM (hIV5w)

122 Obama encourages Ferguson activists to stay on course.

Fuck this half bred traitor. When will the GOP impeach this asshole?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 17, 2014 08:12 AM (XzRw1)

123 A single 10-second kiss can transfer as many as 80 million bacteria, according to Dutch scientists.

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-30055646

**************
A 10-second kiss is a fairly long one. And I thought the whole biological point of it (it's a weird thing, when you look at it objectively) was to share bacteria.


Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 17, 2014 08:13 AM (yxw0r)

124 "Whatever happened to the presumption of innocence?"

How quaint.
Someone who still remembers that old, outdated belief.


Cookie?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:14 AM (n0a1r)

125 Would you really want to live in a world without cooties?

Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 08:14 AM (iQIUe)

126 Fort Leonard Wood. Ha, that brings back nightmares.

Not particularly nasty, just regular army basic training, advanced training.

I, for one, am grateful there still are young men willing to put up with it. We would be lost without those young men.

Posted by: Carie Otter at November 17, 2014 08:14 AM (RrCmC)

127 104
My guess is there's lots of money amid the NFL owners and the progs want
some...they'll figure out how to get it, too. Gruber could figure this
one out for em.

Posted by: just another bitter clinger at November 17, 2014 08:04 AM

Goober will use his "proprietary" Quickbooks-clone software. Only $399,999.99 on this 24 hour internet only sale!

Posted by: Lester at November 17, 2014 08:14 AM (2UPXV)

128 Head Merkin.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:03 AM (n0a1r)

...............

Sadly after spending some time at this site on Friday night I now know what that means.

Posted by: Molly k. at November 17, 2014 08:15 AM (OmvVH)

129 I suppose it would be futile to ask for a serious answer about the JJ on Levin thing?? Really? Mentioned or call in? When? Those kind of details?

piano mover: Florida to Ft Leonard Wood - probably won't be as bad as this native Oklahoman's first winter in Wisconsin. Forty-four years ago, and I'm still recovering.

Posted by: mindful webworker at November 17, 2014 08:15 AM (rTqAd)

130 When will the GOP impeach this asshole? Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 17, 2014 08:12 AM

Now that's teh funneh....

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 17, 2014 08:16 AM (PoKIA)

131 Color Me Unsurprised...

Tehran Friday Sermon: Bomb Tel Aviv, target US bases, blah blah blah...

http://tinyurl.com/l7euyvz

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 17, 2014 08:16 AM (/mTq0)

132 123 A single 10-second kiss can transfer as many as 80 million bacteria, according to Dutch scientists.


... Tongue or no tongue ?

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at November 17, 2014 08:16 AM (e8kgV)

133 I suppose it would be futile to ask for a serious answer about the JJ on Levin thing??

Posted by: mindful webworker at November 17, 2014 08:15 AM (rTqAd)

He called in and spoke to Levin on the air.

Something about BJs and pudding cups.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 08:17 AM (Zu3d9)

134 CBD, nope. I used to travel there fairly often, other than the ability to drive out to little German towns and eat well, which the young'uns can't do, it sucks.

It's a good place for her to knuckle down and pick up a some professional certifications or academic course work. The University over at Rolla used to run a bus back and forth for enrolled students. It got you out of the FLW armpit and over to exciting Rolla!

Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2014 08:17 AM (TETYm)

135 FLW in the winter? Perfect for "training". Prayers sent

Posted by: Fewenuff at November 17, 2014 08:17 AM (zPNX5)

136 Re Cosby allegations:

Several possibilities occur to me:

1) They're real, and they were swept under the rug, for reasons including race, for about as long as he was a beloved star.

2) They're false: When he criticized aspects of black American culture, there were those who decided to destroy him, and find someone to make them.

3) They're real, were swept under the rug for as long as he was a hero to the black community, but when he went off the reservation he forfeited that protection.

Posted by: JPS at November 17, 2014 08:19 AM (9ziuC)

137 117
My son is reporting to Ft Leonard Wood this morning

for boot camp. If anyone has a prayer for a Florida boy about to face his first mid west winter it would be appreciated.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living


***********
Good for him and you. I dunno what Army boot is like, or what doing it in the winter is like, but a.) tell him to volunteer for nothing. Every second is precious, and no one gets promoted to general for having volunteered in boot camp. Anonymity is a precious commodity. b.) Send him a bunch of Ziploc bags. And maybe some Gold Bond.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 17, 2014 08:19 AM (yxw0r)

138 116 -- ScoggDog -- Be happy you didn't go to Ft. Knox like I did...

...Misery, Agony, and Heartbreak still haunt my dreams.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 17, 2014 08:20 AM (/mTq0)

139 When you wake up in a pool of your own vomit and an ugly sweater, you may have been molested by Bill Cosby.

Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 08:20 AM (MMC8r)

140 Thanks all.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 17, 2014 08:20 AM (M6Vhk)

141 They are trying to keep the NFL on the rez....

If you raid the league b/c "that's where the drugs are" raid DC b/c "that's where the treason is."

Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:21 AM (eQfPu)

142 "Sadly after spending some time at this site on Friday night I now know what that means."

Come for the Politics,
Stay for the vocabulary words.

Mrs VIA has a female friend who owns a business which specializes in hair removal for women.

Yeh, that kind of hair removal.

Ten minutes with the AoSHQ archives, search results from Amazon using "Merkin", and a wikipedia search later, we were all rolling on the floor, holding our sides from laughing so much.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:21 AM (n0a1r)

143 Its snowing with white out conditions, low 30s currently

And the maintenance guys got the thermostats completely wrong, so my entire floor is quite literally in the 100s. It feels like the engine room to a ship! Good thing I didn't wear a sweater, long johns, any of that.

Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 08:21 AM (3ZtZW)

144 Fort Leonard Wood. Just keep Captain Stillman off the mortar course and everything will be fine.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 17, 2014 08:23 AM (JO9+V)

145 Piano Guy.

Please tell your son "Thank You" from the VIA household.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:23 AM (n0a1r)

146 So I had to wiki the truth. What the hell is that on Boris Johnson's head?

Posted by: blaster at November 17, 2014 07:51 AM
--------------------
It's a type of weasel.

Posted by: Marlin Perkins at November 17, 2014 08:23 AM (asTkQ)

147 >>>>A single 10-second kiss can transfer as many as 80 million bacteria, according to Dutch scientists.

This is why my kid keeps getting colds through daycare. His little friends kiss him all the time.

Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 08:23 AM (3ZtZW)

148 98 -- the guy -- I wish him luck.

You'll be amazed at the change in him the next time he comes home.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 17, 2014 08:23 AM (/mTq0)

149 Guy that moves pianos for a living...

He'll be fine....the cold weather gear is awesome nowadays...

Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:24 AM (eQfPu)

150 Heh, snakes he can deal with. He grew up in FL after all. He has never even seen snow before.

I have to go to work. Y'all have a good day.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 17, 2014 08:24 AM (M6Vhk)

151 He probably is already referring to it as Fort Lost in the Woods.

In the State of Misery.

My brother got his training as a combat engineer there.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 17, 2014 08:25 AM (vf9yj)

152 Wait- so Bill Cosby is accused of assaulting a woman? Burn him!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 17, 2014 08:25 AM (6um35)

153 oh wait - 10 seconds?!

Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 08:25 AM (3ZtZW)

154 And guy....

Thank him for joining, and thanks to you and his mom for sending him.

Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:26 AM (eQfPu)

155
Wait- so Bill Cosby is accused of assaulting a woman? Burn him!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 17, 2014 08:25 AM (6um35)
What if it's his sister?

Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 08:26 AM (MMC8r)

156 139 When you wake up in a pool of your own vomit melted Jello pudding pops and an ugly sweater, you may have been molested by Bill Cosby.
Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 08:20 AM (MMC8r)

FTFY.

Good morning, fappers!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 08:27 AM (DrWcr)

157 136 Re Cosby allegations:

Several possibilities occur to me:

1) They're real, and they were swept under the rug, for reasons including race, for about as long as he was a beloved star.

2) They're false: When he criticized aspects of black American culture, there were those who decided to destroy him, and find someone to make them.

3) They're real, were swept under the rug for as long as he was a hero to the black community, but when he went off the reservation he forfeited that protection.
Posted by: JPS at November 17, 2014 08:19 AM (9ziuC)
I don't know how you can believe a woman who kept going back to him and even traveling to other states where he was at. I can believe her agent would help covered up because Cosby was looking for actors for his show. Who in their right mind would fly all over the country and stay in the room next to an alleged rapist?

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 17, 2014 08:27 AM (b6koZ)

158 What kind of training?

ARMY training, sir!

Posted by: Pvt John Winger at November 17, 2014 08:27 AM (JO9+V)

159
What if it's his sister?


Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 08:26 AM (MMC8r)

______________________

Hey-Hey-Hey,,, that would make my day....

Posted by: Fat Albert at November 17, 2014 08:28 AM (HSmrB)

160 Bill Cosby IRL is kinda an a-hole. Maybe scratch kinda. I wouldn't put it entirely out of the question that he may have done something untowards.

Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 08:29 AM (3ZtZW)

161 Happy news for a Monday...

...HS to allow students to pose with weapons for their yearbook.

http://tinyurl.com/kcdxycx

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 17, 2014 08:29 AM (/mTq0)

162 Morning everyone!


What's up?


Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 08:29 AM (GQ8sn)

163 "What if it's his sister?"

Doesn't matter.
He is a male.
The accusation, aside from any factual evidence supporting the accusation are sufficient to require punishment.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:29 AM (n0a1r)

164 HS to allow students to pose with weapons for their yearbook.



Nothing wrong with those photos. They look good.

Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 08:30 AM (GQ8sn)

165 Cosby? No way.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 17, 2014 08:30 AM (JO9+V)

166 What's up?
Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 08:29 AM (GQ8sn)
=======================

One more happy customer.

Posted by: Viagra Lady at November 17, 2014 08:32 AM (6um35)

167 A single 10-second kiss can transfer as many as 80 million bacteria, according to Dutch scientists.



That's a lot of ebola.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 08:33 AM (KfnvH)

168 I'm 100% behind the new immigration movement to "Stop separating families"

Perhaps a 50% subsidy on all south bound bus tickets, crossing our southern frontier would help get them back to their families, yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:33 AM (n0a1r)

169 I admit I dread the immigration battle this week. The President seems like he just wants to divide and divide again. Why can't we all just get along?

Posted by: Zombie Rodney King at November 17, 2014 08:34 AM (6um35)

170 What if it's his sister?





Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 08:26 AM (MMC8r)



______________________



Hey-Hey-Hey,,, that would make my day....

Posted by: Fat Albert at November 17, 2014 08:28 AM (HSmrB)


OMG!!!
http://tinyurl.com/m37fjj5

Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 08:34 AM (MMC8r)

171 Hundreds of residents from three Northeastern states rallied against a proposed natural gas pipeline Saturday, saying that the proposal isn’t worth the possible damage a pipeline could inflict on the environment.

Dumb asses. How can you tell? Give a listen to MA resident...
“That’s kind of our family homestead, we know all the rocks and the trees,” Mroz said. She also said she doesn’t want to support a project shifts the Northeast’s focus more towards natural gas and less towards renewable energy.
Renewable energy in MA? They get about two hours of usable solar per day. She's as dumb as 'all the rocks' she knows.


Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 17, 2014 08:34 AM (zxQ4h)

172 The United Arab Emirates -- Doing the job that American presidents once did.

They just declared that CAIR is on their terrorist organization list.

Our prezzy invites them to the WH.

And to prove the UAE has it right, recall that CAIR was an unindicted co-conspirator in the Holy Land Foundation case.

Also in the news today, the DOJ has declared that George Zimmerman is responsible for shooting that unarmed teen in Ferguson MO. Pam Bondi is expected to return an indictment whenever her cooter stops itching.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 08:34 AM (G87Ze)

173 This is why my kid keeps getting colds through daycare. His little friends kiss him all the time.



Have him tell them, "But first, ...."

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 08:34 AM (KfnvH)

174 These actors jump womens bones all the time. Most are fine with it if they get something in return. If not, they don't continue to work for them and even go to the police.

Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 08:34 AM (iQIUe)

175 ebola patient in nebraska is no longer a patient...

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 108 days until spring training at November 17, 2014 08:35 AM (u8GsB)

176 >>>Cosby? No way.

Way. He's very arrogant, considers himself part of the elite and with attendant regard for the lumpenproletariat.

Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 08:36 AM (3ZtZW)

177 175 PhxGrl,

He retired?


Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:36 AM (eQfPu)

178 If anyone has a prayer for a Florida boy about to face
his first mid west winter it would be appreciated.



****

"Dear Lord. Help me, thy humble servant, remember to dress in layers."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 17, 2014 08:37 AM (NeFrd)

179 175 ebola patient in nebraska is no longer a patient...Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 108 days until spring training at November 17, 2014 08:35 AM (u8GsB) Is today my lucky day?

Posted by: Necropheliac at November 17, 2014 08:38 AM (o2Jt2)

180 He retired?

Expired...
Dr. Martin Salia, 3rd Ebola patient to be treated at Nebraska Medical Center, has died

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 17, 2014 08:38 AM (zxQ4h)

181 Dr. Martin Salia, 3rd Ebola patient to be treated at Nebraska Medical Center, has died


Uh oh...

Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 08:39 AM (GQ8sn)

182 Sadly after spending some time at this site on Friday night I now know what that means.

Posted by: Molly k. at November 17, 2014 08:15 AM (OmvVH)

Do NOT google it on a work computer.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 17, 2014 08:39 AM (fwARV)

183 177 175 PhxGrl,

He retired?


Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:36 AM (eQfPu)

retired...expired...

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 108 days until spring training at November 17, 2014 08:39 AM (u8GsB)

184 Since I don't follow MSM, even the Sunday chat shows, I missed the story HotAir has up, about Gruber saying RomneyCare was an attempt to transfer $400 million a year of state costs to the Feds. Or, as Gruber supposedly put it, "rip off" the government.

Gruber is unbelievably honest for a lefty.

Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2014 08:40 AM (6um35)

185 "The DEA sniffed around the NFL, for reasons that are unclear, other than the obvious hyper-politicized news cycle one...."
- This is what happens when you government. Duh. Politics drives law enforcement, always has, always will, so long as the state exists.

Posted by: DocMerlin at November 17, 2014 08:40 AM (9/c6c)

186 180 SE PA Moron,

Retired is a more pleasant euphemism....

So he made it 3 days?

Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:40 AM (eQfPu)

187 ebola patient in nebraska is no longer a patient...
Posted by: phoenixgirl



So, ebola has killed more people in the US than Ted Kennedy's car.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 08:41 AM (KfnvH)

188 186 180 SE PA Moron,

Retired is a more pleasant euphemism....

So he made it 3 days?
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:40 AM (eQfPu)

he quit

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 108 days until spring training at November 17, 2014 08:41 AM (u8GsB)

189 Since I don't follow MSM, even the Sunday chat shows, I missed the story HotAir has up, about Gruber saying RomneyCare was an attempt to transfer $400 million a year of state costs to the Feds. Or, as Gruber supposedly put it, "rip off" the government.

Gruber is unbelievably honest for a lefty.

Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2014 08:40 AM (6um35)



This was already known. It was a wealth transfer to prop up a state version of o-care. Like anything else from libs, it wasn't sustainable.

Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 08:41 AM (GQ8sn)

190 Thanks for the (mostly) real scoop, CBD. I'll check out the recording.



" ebola patient in nebraska is no longer a patient..."

Is that as in ex-parrot?

Posted by: mindful webworker at November 17, 2014 08:41 AM (rTqAd)

191 He retired?
Posted by: Sven10077


retired...expired...
Posted by: phoenixgirl



Stabilized.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 08:42 AM (KfnvH)

192 183 phxgrl,

Whichever one focus groups better...

//Jlist Mafia

Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:42 AM (eQfPu)

193 A single 10-second kiss can transfer as many as 80 million bacteria, according to Dutch scientists.


****


Just imagine what you can pick up by holding your finger in the dyke for 10 seconds.

/Little Dutch Boy

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 17, 2014 08:42 AM (NeFrd)

194 He retired?
Posted by: Sven10077


retired...expired...
Posted by: phoenixgirl



Stabilized.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 08:42 AM (KfnvH)



Let us know if his condition changes.

Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 08:42 AM (GQ8sn)

195 The Doctor sounds like he was a good guy.
Lived here in Maryland.
Lot's of charitable work.
I believe he was actually doing Missionary type work in his own country when he became infected.

I think we may have lost one of the good ones.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:43 AM (n0a1r)

196 188 phxgrl,

Deja Vu...have we done this routine before?

Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:43 AM (eQfPu)

197 Wow. It took TFG a week to come up with 'I never heard of him.'

This shit is beyond parody now.


Morning all.

Posted by: RWC at November 17, 2014 08:43 AM (fWAjv)

198 Prolly just a coincidence but there might be correlation between melanin content and odds of surviving ebola.

Or maybe European genes are hardier.

I self denounce.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 17, 2014 08:43 AM (zxQ4h)

199 retired...expired...
Posted by: phoenixgirl

He's just pinin' for the fjords.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 08:44 AM (DrWcr)

200 Let us know if his condition changes.



His condition is as old as dirt.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 08:44 AM (KfnvH)

201 181 -- EC -- He's dead Jim...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4xmkYty_uI

Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 17, 2014 08:44 AM (/mTq0)

202 I think we may have lost one of the good ones.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:43 AM (n0a1r)
=========================

Exactly.

Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2014 08:45 AM (6um35)

203 195 Village Idiots' apprentice,

Gallows humor...thoughts and prayers to his family...

Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:45 AM (eQfPu)

204 Unclear?

Maybe it is unclear to anyone who doesn't actually deal with controlled substances, but all DEA registrants (and if they are passing out narcotics to people they better hope they had a DEA license) are subject to inspection, and the rate and number of inspections of all types of providers - physicians, pharmacists, hospitals, hospices, etc. - is on the rise.

Given what the NFLPA, and it's lawyers have been alleging inspections should have been expected.

Posted by: ThomasD at November 17, 2014 08:45 AM (sPW8y)

205 Not only is he merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 08:46 AM (DrWcr)

206 I think we may have lost one of the good ones.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Yes. All the joking is parodying the MSM. Not a slam on the doctor.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 08:46 AM (KfnvH)

207 191 rickb223,

He's got a lot more time on his hands...

Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:46 AM (eQfPu)

208 206 I think we may have lost one of the good ones.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Yes. All the joking is parodying the MSM. Not a slam on the doctor.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 08:46 AM (KfnvH)

definitely.....may he rest in peace.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 108 days until spring training at November 17, 2014 08:47 AM (u8GsB)

209 So the doctor who died, did he travel straight from Africa to the isolation ward or did he stumble around a city, go bowling, have a meal at a restaurant, etc first?

Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 08:48 AM (GQ8sn)

210 So, ebola has killed more people in the US than Ted Kennedy's car.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 08:41 AM (KfnvH)

But Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people in the US than my sidearm.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 17, 2014 08:49 AM (fwARV)

211 So I tried rock balancing when I was out for a hike yesterday. The river was too cold to stand in so I did it in the bank.

One of them has most likely already been toppled.

Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 08:50 AM (Ua6T/)

212 I just want to thank and congratulate Matt Taylor for achieving something great.

I'm referring to leading the group who successfully landed a probe on a fast-moving comet far, far away, not flushing out all the stupid in the internet all by himself. That too was pretty awesome, but I'd rather concentrate on the comet landing.

Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2014 08:50 AM (6um35)

213 209 EC,

I think he skipped the line dancing and public swimming pool....

It's teagic Obola doesn't merit the same blitz Abu Gonad got...

Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:50 AM (eQfPu)

214 "Yes. All the joking is parodying the MSM. Not a slam on the doctor."

I am not taking anyone to task on comments made here.

Gallows humor is understood, and appreciated.

I'm more then bothered by how a good and humble human being is taken from us, and somewhere, a nurse is riding her bicycle around, going "Neener neener neener, I don't have to listen to anybody"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:50 AM (n0a1r)

215 Shame he died, always dressed well, never scared a young girl out of a career in medicine.

Posted by: Rose Evileth at November 17, 2014 08:50 AM (zxQ4h)

216
Gruber saying RomneyCare was an attempt to transfer $400 million a year of state costs to the Feds. Or, as Gruber supposedly put it, "rip off" the government.
Posted by: MTF




Whoa, whoa! Ix-nay on the oney-may. I've got another run planned for '16.

Posted by: Itt-may Omney-ray

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 17, 2014 08:51 AM (kdS6q)

217 You love to talk about this woman Ted Kennedy "killed," but you never mention the fact that he didn't wear H8 shirts.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren Voter at November 17, 2014 08:52 AM (lG2E3)

218 198 SE Pa,

There may be more to your comment than you think. Experts are now thinking that several biblical plagues, as well as the 14th century Black Death, may have been caused by ebola-like filoviruses instead.

http://tinyurl.com/navrhnn

Breitbart

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 08:53 AM (G87Ze)

219 "Honey, did you remember to pack your toothbrush? Oh, and the charger cord for the lander?"


/Matt Taylor's wife and/or girlfriend

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 17, 2014 08:54 AM (NeFrd)

220 According to the news reports on the Doctor, ten ebola patients have been treated in the US.
Two have died.

That's a 20% fatality rate with the best medical care to be found anywhere in the world.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:54 AM (n0a1r)

221 Posted by: Elizabeth Warren Voter at November 17, 2014 08:52 AM (lG2E3)

Nothing like Granny Lieawatha making a grand protuberance.

Posted by: RickZ at November 17, 2014 08:54 AM (d9Hmm)

222 >>>Experts are now thinking that several biblical plagues, , may have been caused by ebola-like filoviruses instead.

Locusts are a filovirus?

Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 08:55 AM (3ZtZW)

223 You love to talk about this woman Ted Kennedy "killed," but you never mention the fact that he didn't wear H8 shirts.



That we know of. Check out his swim trunk prints.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 08:55 AM (KfnvH)

224 I think maybe there's a market opportunity for an "Rose Eveleth Approved" line of lab clothing.

Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2014 08:55 AM (6um35)

225 Posted by: Itt-may Omney-ray


****

God Bless, :-)

Posted by: Irror-May Universe-yay Itt-may Omney-ray at November 17, 2014 08:55 AM (NeFrd)

226 Morning all.

NFL players on drugs? The hell you say

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 08:57 AM (M0mf2)

227 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:54 AM (n0a1r)


20% is the rate that you know about!

Posted by: R Klaine, Ebola Tsar at November 17, 2014 08:58 AM (fL/7/)

228 Doctor who just died tested negative at first and the aid workers celebrated -- now are all quarantined. From WashPo (I know) article.

Posted by: Mustbequantum at November 17, 2014 08:58 AM (MIKMs)

229 I'll have to thank Gruber for one thing, clearing Romney from the '16 slate.

Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2014 08:58 AM (TETYm)

230 Scott Walker/Boris Johnson 2016. I'm sure the Dims would be cool w/GOP running a "paper-less American," right?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 17, 2014 08:59 AM (5buP8)

231 222 >> Locusts are a filovirus?

Not if they nest in your nose, Mr. Smarty Pants.

If you were to read the article (horror of horrors), they talk about 4 'plagues', 2 of which were BC.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 08:59 AM (G87Ze)

232 "20% is the rate that you know about!"

Well, aren't you just a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world.


But seriously, yeh...that's the ones we have been told about.

And this administration would never lie for political gain or advantage.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 09:00 AM (n0a1r)

233 As I posted last night. The DOD is basically ordering all Military to hide that fact that anyone is in the Military. No Uniforms off base, no stickers of any kind on cars, no civilian cloths with any indication you are in the Military, no mention on Social Networks, No flags at home. Hide and be embarrassed your in the Military. Run and hide with your tail between your legs. Give in to the Muzzies overlords in your own Country.Hide under your bed. And the Directive was even worse than I am making it out. And for the Record I am will ignore it- except obviously no more going out to lunch off base during the day. And I am sure all the business near Bases will love that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:00 AM (M0mf2)

234 No Uniforms off base, no stickers of any kind on cars, no civilian cloths with any indication you are in the Military, no mention on Social Networks, No flags at home.


They can come and get my flag and USMC banner.

Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 09:01 AM (GQ8sn)

235 So they brought a diseased filled Ebola DR to America to die here ha? Who's bright idea was that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:01 AM (M0mf2)

236 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:00 AM (M0mf2)


If it saves only one life....

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 09:02 AM (fL/7/)

237 According to the news reports on the Doctor, ten ebola patients have been treated in the US.
Two have died. That's a 20% fatality rate with the best medical care to be found anywhere in the world.


Also a 100% fatality rate for those who were born in that region and treated in the US. (I really don't know for certain about the other eight.)

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 17, 2014 09:02 AM (zxQ4h)

238 The obvious reason is the likeliest - "this'll get us some headlines!"

*shrug* Come on - the NFL is an easy target now: players hitting women, teams having suddenly unapproved names - where else would you go?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - We Blanked Out at the Outrage Outlet! at November 17, 2014 09:03 AM (hLRSq)

239 "As I posted last night."

I missed this.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 09:03 AM (n0a1r)

240 235 NGU,

Just waot until I start bringing all Afreeka here to die....

//Dr Bronko Bola

Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 09:03 AM (eQfPu)

241 If it saves only one life....
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 09:02 AM (fL/7/)

of course your kidding, but what it will do is embolden the muzzie scum to fight on for total victory

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:03 AM (M0mf2)

242 20% is the rate that you know about!
Posted by: R Klaine, Ebola Tsar


Stoopid Americans.
--Jonathan Schiklgruber

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 09:04 AM (KfnvH)

243 Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Nova Scotia back country.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.

I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played "Amazing Grace", the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head was hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen anything like that before, and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

Apparently, I'm still lost....it's a man thing

Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 09:06 AM (evdj2)

244 Just coming off a weeks vacation. It's Monday morning and I've got a dental appointment before work. Might as well start the week with a pain in my mouth. Then a scheduled phone call with an investment broker, pain in the ass time.
Think I'll just go back to bed.

Posted by: fairweatherbill searching for cousin pookie at November 17, 2014 09:06 AM (g54wf)

245 233 NGU,

We have both an AF and a CB base nearby; it's not uncommon to see folk in uniform around town. So is that a US wide directive?

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 09:07 AM (G87Ze)

246 DEA searched the Broncos locker room. Apparently all they found was propofol.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 17, 2014 09:08 AM (NeFrd)

247 Gnubreed, what is a CB base?

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:08 AM (uhg+J)

248 And as I played "Amazing Grace", the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head was hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen anything like that before, and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."



Golf.



Clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 09:08 AM (KfnvH)

249 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:01 AM (M0mf2)


This is one of the many things our valiant GOPe overlords completely miss. I think you could make a great ad that basically asked people "If you were in charge, would your first choice of action be to import citizens and non-citizens known to have Ebola into the US for treatment?" Followed by a photo over Obama and his policy!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 09:08 AM (fL/7/)

250 A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the home-owner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top
of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his
wife:

'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's
probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry,
he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'

His wife responds:

'He wasn't kissing my neck - he was whispering in my ear. He told me
that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I
told him it was in the bathroom.'

'Be strong. I love you, too!'

Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 09:09 AM (evdj2)

251 We have both an AF and a CB base nearby; it's not uncommon to see folk in uniform around town. So is that a US wide directive?
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 09:07 AM (G87Ze)


To varying degrees yes. They are leaving it up to the Base COs to interpret the "Threat" according to their own situations. But just the fact that we are not fighting back AT HOME is disgusting

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:09 AM (M0mf2)

252 Gnubreed, what is a CB base?



A non-mobile Citizens Band radio, usually installed in a home or business?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 09:10 AM (KfnvH)

253 'He wasn't kissing my neck - he was whispering in my ear. He told me
that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I
told him it was in the bathroom.'

'Be strong. I love you, too!'
Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 09:09 AM (evdj2)

And the grape jelly is in the fridge.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:10 AM (DrWcr)

254 As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never
seen anything like that before, and I've been putting in septic tanks
for twenty years."


RIP, deceased anaerobic bacteria.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 09:10 AM (G87Ze)

255 So, on immigration. The GOP has passed several bills through the House but because there was no "path to citizenship" in them for illegals already here the Senate refused to pass them.

For years the President said publicly, again and again, there was nothing he could do for illegals unless and until Congress passed a bill.

Now, he is proposing to EO legitimacy for illegals, AND there is no "path to citizenship" in his EO. In fact, his EO is so politically divisive that he may forever condemn to sat-in-stone illegal status.

Why aren't immigration advocates going after him hard on his proposed actions? Answer: because its all a Potemkin sham. Kabuki theatre. Democrats don't give a rats ass about immigrants, only the MSM narrative.

Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2014 09:11 AM (6um35)

256 Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 09:10 AM (KfnvH)

High larious!

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:11 AM (uhg+J)

257 Dr Salia's condition noted as STABLE.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 17, 2014 09:11 AM (BLFGI)

258 247 >> Gnubreed, what is a CB base?

Navy SeeBees.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 09:12 AM (G87Ze)

259 Ferguson protest groups met in St. Louis to announce they will boycott the region's retailers during the Thanksgiving shopping period as a response to Mr. Brown's death.



In what world does this even make any sense?

Yeah, go with that, Ferguson protesters. You'll just quicken the Third-World-ification you've brought upon your community.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 17, 2014 09:12 AM (7ObY1)

260 Gnubreed, what is a CB base?

Navy SeeBees.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 09:12 AM (G87Ze)

Gulfport?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:12 AM (M0mf2)

261 DEA searched the Broncos locker room.

I wish they would have searched the Green Bay Packers locker room after the beating they inflicted on the iggles yesterday.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 17, 2014 09:13 AM (zxQ4h)

262 Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 09:12 AM (G87Ze)

Thanks. Was running acronyms through my head and missed that one.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:13 AM (uhg+J)

263 There's an NG facility (including an MLRS unit) less than a mile from my house. I see soldiers running back and forth to the convenience stores, restaurants all the time on weekends. I'll pay attention, see if I notice any change in that. It just so happens that this is the time of year I wear my Army Gor-Tex wet weather top, and I always wear GI combat boots in the winter, so I guess I'm just as likely to get hassled as any of them.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 09:13 AM (2cS/G)

264 Ferguson protest groups met in St. Louis to announce they will boycott the region's retailers during the Thanksgiving shopping period as a response to Mr. Brown's death.

In what world does this even make any sense?


aka, "We already blew our EBT allotment".

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 09:15 AM (KfnvH)

265 "Ferguson protest groups met in St. Louis to announce they will boycott the region's retailers during the Thanksgiving shopping period as a response to Mr. Brown's death. "

Even if the evil white man were to own the business, I wonder what percentage of employees in these local businesses are Black?


Nose
Face
Some Disassembly required.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 09:15 AM (n0a1r)

266 @1

Stop that pirate day, you missed the day.



http://tinyurl.com/mguv

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 17, 2014 09:15 AM (0FSuD)

267 A septic tank in Nova Scotia? Not without dynamite, you don't.
I don't care how many bagpipers you brought.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 17, 2014 09:16 AM (xq1UY)

268 They should snoop around in Mooch's cabinet.

Klingon Bloodwine is illegal this side of the galaxy. It'll burn a hole right though your baghneQ.

Posted by: Agent M at November 17, 2014 09:16 AM (4SQqp)

269 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:03 AM (M0mf2)


Hope that anyone would know that was sarcasm, straight up!


Of course, every action of this administration seems planned to demoralize and diminish both the US and our military, especially our military!

I am convinced that in his black (not meant as racist) heart, Obama believes the world wide caliphate is inevitable, so why resist it!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 09:16 AM (fL/7/)

270 Ferguson protest groups met in St. Louis to announce they will boycott the region's retailers during the Thanksgiving shopping period

They've declared a looting-free zone? Whew!

Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2014 09:16 AM (FcR7P)

271 "In the suit, they allege that NFL medical staffs regularly violate federal and state laws in plying their teams with powerful addictive narcotics such as Percocet and Percodan, sleeping pills such as Ambien and the non-addictive painkiller Toradol to help them play through injuries on game days."

***

Who knew Ambien was a performance enhancing drug?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 17, 2014 09:17 AM (NeFrd)

272 *pauses and taps chin*

Has anyone explained to Gaylord Merkin that a reduction in status of the US on the global stage, reduces his perceived stature?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 17, 2014 09:17 AM (xcr5g)

273 Gulfport?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:12 AM (M0mf2)

Yeppers.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:13 AM (uhg+J)


Yeah, you know how things get abbreviated. I think CB stands for Construction Battalion.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 09:17 AM (G87Ze)

274 Ferguson protest groups met in St. Louis to announce they will boycott the region's retailers during the Thanksgiving shopping period


Are there any still standing and not burnt down?

Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 09:17 AM (GQ8sn)

275 "Ferguson protest groups met in St. Louis to announce they will boycott the region's retailers during the Thanksgiving shopping period as a response to Mr. Brown's death. "

They're growing their own food now huh?

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:18 AM (uhg+J)

276 Gulfport = LANTFLT 7th Naval Construction Battalion IIRC

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 17, 2014 09:19 AM (xcr5g)

277 There's an NG facility (including an MLRS unit) less than a mile from my house. I see soldiers running back and forth to the convenience stores, restaurants all the time on weekends. I'll pay attention, see if I notice any change in that. It just so happens that this is the time of year I wear my Army Gor-Tex wet weather top, and I always wear GI combat boots in the winter, so I guess I'm just as likely to get hassled as any of them.
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 09:13 AM (2cS/G)

They are rolling out in varying degrees. First just a Directive, then an All Hands Muster with the CO. I am sure most think it is bullshit. But the question is will any action be taken against those of us like me that ignore it. And of course just the idea that the DOD would issue such a Directive is indicitive of the utter defeatism of those running things

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:19 AM (M0mf2)

278 I guess the Ferguson protestors are more like Obama than I thought. They all seem like they want to make people hate them.

Posted by: Baldy at November 17, 2014 09:19 AM (+35FH)

279 >>> A septic tank in Nova Scotia? Not without dynamite, you don't. I don't care how many bagpipers you brought.

They just shit in the compost pile?

Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 09:19 AM (Ua6T/)

280 In the suit, they allege that NFL medical staffs regularly violate federal and state laws in plying their teams with powerful addictive narcotics such as Percocet and Percodan, sleeping pills such as Ambien and the non-addictive painkiller Toradol to help them play through injuries on game days."

Toradol is a NSAID. Why would they remotely give a shit about that?


Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:19 AM (DrWcr)

281 Ferguson boycott: Swisher Sweets hardest hit.
I'm dumping my stock in "Swisher International Group" and if that doesn't sound like a euphemism, I've never heard one.
"Oh he was all right I guess, but we all suspected he was a member of the Swisher International Group..."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 17, 2014 09:20 AM (xq1UY)

282 I tried to get ot Gulfport last year for a few weeks. I figured I could visit New Orleans some,. But the Idiot running the Dental Clinic for the Seabees was a jack ass. 2 of us wanted to go and he said only 1 so we went to Cherry Point instead

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:21 AM (M0mf2)

283 "Oh he was all right I guess, but we all suspected he was a member of the Swisher International Group..."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 17, 2014 09:20 AM (xq1UY)

Parent company of Airweight Loafers, Inc.?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:21 AM (DrWcr)

284 Good morning, everybody-

And a chuckle for the morning. It made me laugh anyway. ;^)

Reverend fun:

http://tinyurl.com/plo5z2r

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2014 09:21 AM (RZlSA)

285 A classic on Morning Shmoe this morning.

Mark Halperin blamed the Dems lack of transparency and debate on O-Care on...wait for it...Mitt Romney. Because MITT ROMNEY.

Surprised NewsBusters didn't jump on that already.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 17, 2014 09:22 AM (7ObY1)

286 280
the non-addictive painkiller Toradol to help them play through injuries on game days."

Toradol is a NSAID. Why would they remotely give a shit about that?


Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:19 AM (DrWcr).

True National Health Care requires total control. If an NFL player can't get an OTC drug, who are you to complain when aspirin is rationed!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 09:22 AM (fL/7/)

287
Shot a Tavor this weekend. I likie, may have to get one.

http://iwi.us/TAVOR

Posted by: wrg500 at November 17, 2014 09:23 AM (sWgE+)

288 Child homelessness is at an all time high. No correlation to Obama's immigration policy has yet to be found.

Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2014 09:23 AM (UzPAd)

289 2 of us wanted to go and he said only 1 so we went to Cherry Point instead


Haha! Havelock is a shithole!

Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 09:24 AM (GQ8sn)

290 287 wrg500,

You may want to hurry.

Bronko is gonna play games with guns next month.

Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 09:24 AM (eQfPu)

291 Shot a Tavor this weekend. I likie, may have to get one.


Always wanted to try a bullpup. How was the recoil? Different than the AR?

Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 09:25 AM (GQ8sn)

292 I got screwed from new drug rules. Throat surgery. Refill on pain killer. Nope. Your refill is no good go back to doc.

4 hours/200 miles away.

Not awesome.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:25 AM (uhg+J)

293 So checking the weather on weather.com and what is one of their featured links?

http://realdeathvalley.com/

"In "The Real Death Valley," The Weather Channel reveals the little-known story of hundreds of migrants who have died in the sweltering Texas brush over the past five years while attempting to evade a U.S. Border Patrol checkpoint that's not even on the border - in fact it's 70 miles inside the United States."

Partnered with Telemundo.

Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 09:26 AM (MMC8r)

294 >>>If you were to read the article (horror of horrors)

ZOMG

Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 09:26 AM (3ZtZW)

295 Haha! Havelock is a shithole!
Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 09:24 AM (GQ8sn)

Bern is nice and so are some of the outer Islands

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:26 AM (M0mf2)

296 291 EC,

Noise is different...


Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 09:26 AM (eQfPu)

297 "4 hours/200 miles away. "

Go to local E/R

Do not speak english.

Good to go in one hour or less.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 09:27 AM (n0a1r)

298 This topic about the DEA cracking down on pain killers is a pet peeve of mine.
Saving you all from my issues on why I have used pain medicine along with 2 types of of medications to help prevent and deal with degraded joints, it is not just the NFL that the DEA has been cracking down on.

NOBODY can get pain medicine anymore being the pharmicists have been coerced to the point that the simply will not fill anything other than tylenol 3 or other non narcotic medicines that are frankly, useless.

Prescription drug abuse has been a serious issue, cutting the supply off for people who need it is a friggin crime.
It would be nice to see some in depth reporting on this issue being grandma and grandpa have for the most part been suffering to no small degree as they watch everyone carrying on about their business like there is not a care in the world.

Posted by: Drider at November 17, 2014 09:27 AM (gVb/I)

299 Posted by: wrg500 at November 17, 2014 09:23 AM (sWgE+)

I love the ambidextrous bolt option.

But....you know the rifle doesn't fire on Saturdays.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 09:28 AM (Zu3d9)

300 Dutch authorities have set about killing 150,000 chickens.

It seems a strain of bird flu has broken out.

http://tinyurl.com/oob96pn

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 17, 2014 09:28 AM (xcr5g)

301 288 Child homelessness is at an all time high. No correlation to Obama's immigration policy has yet to be found.
Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2014 09:23 AM (UzPAd)


Next step is to import their parents and then give them Section 8 housing just be fair!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 09:28 AM (fL/7/)

302
Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 09:25 AM (GQ8sn)

Very light recoil easy to control. Even convertable to a 9mm after market kit. It's a tack driver.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 17, 2014 09:28 AM (sWgE+)

303 Get out the popcorn, Ferguson GJ is INCOMING!

Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 09:28 AM (zWC0k)

304 But....you know the rifle doesn't fire on Saturdays.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 09:28 AM (Zu3d9)

Only if there are other Tavors around.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:28 AM (DrWcr)

305 But....you know the rifle doesn't fire on Saturdays.....Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 09:28 AM (Zu3d9)Pork grase will jam it all up.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 17, 2014 09:29 AM (sWgE+)

306 @293 Typical. It's why I don't watch them anymore...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 17, 2014 09:29 AM (wtvvX)

307 I grew up in Missouri. Didn't go through boot camp, but spent plenty of time in the woods. Chiggers, ticks, and mosquitoes abounded, as well as the occasional venomous snake. I'll take the snow and cold any day.

Posted by: PabloD at November 17, 2014 09:29 AM (roESk)

308 "Morning all. 1st snow of the year"

Well, I was tied up this AM as well, so I can forgive the Vic today...
Why tied up you may ask? (please do)

Preparations for temps the next few days (family farm and all that) Forecasted to be in the F******* TWENTIES here, south of the M/D line.
All time low temp records will be savaged (if forecasts are correct), yet King Putt is blathering on "climate change".

Feh.

Posted by: anon a mouse at November 17, 2014 09:29 AM (gXRIG)

309 Ferguson protestors host 'Die In'

I can only fucking hope.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 17, 2014 09:29 AM (XzRw1)

310 "Get out the popcorn, Ferguson GJ is INCOMING!"

*Munch...munch...munch*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 09:29 AM (n0a1r)

311 Maybe they're jock sniffers.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 17, 2014 09:29 AM (fIv/H)

312 309 Ferguson protestors host 'Die In'

I can only fucking hope.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 17, 2014 09:29 AM (XzRw1)

Here's hoping they're method actors.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:30 AM (DrWcr)

313 299 CBD,

It also collates your ammo cost when you reload....

Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 09:30 AM (eQfPu)

314 Only if there are other Tavors around.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:28 AM (DrWcr)

And when there's a minyan....look out!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 09:30 AM (Zu3d9)

315 And here's a cartoon for our resident chef, CBD. :

http://www.reverendfun.com/?date=20140926

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2014 09:30 AM (RZlSA)

316 "In "The Real Death Valley," The Weather Channel reveals the little-known story of hundreds of migrants who have died in the sweltering Texas brush over the past five years while attempting to evade a U.S. Border Patrol
checkpoint that's not even on the border - in fact it's 70 miles inside the United States."



Give-a-shit meter status: Unmoved.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 09:31 AM (KfnvH)

317 FenelonSpoke: Reverend fun

Thanks, but: Displays poorly on the cell. Hope I can remember to look again on the real computer.

Posted by: mindful webworker at November 17, 2014 09:31 AM (rTqAd)

318 Why is it that whenever there is civil unrest in urban areas government workers get the day off?

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 17, 2014 09:31 AM (XzRw1)

319 Very light recoil easy to control. Even convertable to a 9mm after market kit. It's a tack driver.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 17, 2014 09:28 AM (sWgE+)



Nice.

Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 09:32 AM (GQ8sn)

320 That DOC who died in Nebraska is obviously racism. I mean he was black after all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:32 AM (M0mf2)

321 Why is it that whenever there is civil unrest in urban areas government workers get the day off?


Free Big Screen TV's are a government perk.

Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 09:32 AM (evdj2)

322 "Why is it that whenever there is civil unrest in urban areas government workers get the day off?"'


Professional Courtesy?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 09:33 AM (n0a1r)

323 "In "The Real Death Valley," The Weather Channel
reveals the little-known story of hundreds of migrants who have died in
the sweltering Texas brush over the past five years while attempting to
evade a U.S. Border Patrol checkpoint that's not even on the border - in
fact it's 70 miles inside the United States."



Partnered with Telemundo.



Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 09:26 AM (MMC8r)


Sounds like an inspirational story.

Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 09:33 AM (/Mxso)

324 Dump not dumping???

Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 09:33 AM (GQ8sn)

325 Hi, MWW-

Do try on the "real" computer if you can. Everybody needs a laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2014 09:33 AM (RZlSA)

326 Posted by: Drider at November 17, 2014 09:27 AM (gVb/I

I'm with you on that. I hate the SOBs that have abused the system and the bureaucrats that adopt arbitrary onerous rules that screw patients in dire need.

I am sure that this will get far worse as Obamacare Is fully implemented, even after the GOPe tweaks!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 09:33 AM (fL/7/)

327 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2014 09:30 AM (RZlSA)

Oy.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 09:34 AM (Zu3d9)

328 Dump not dumping???

A teaspoon of mineral oil will fix that right up.

Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 09:34 AM (evdj2)

329 I grew up in Missouri. Didn't go through boot camp, but spent plenty of time in the woods. Chiggers, ticks, and mosquitoes abounded, as well as the occasional venomous snake. I'll take the snow and cold any day.


And poison ivy.
Worst case I ever got was in November with snow on the ground.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 09:34 AM (KfnvH)

330 318
Why is it that whenever there is civil unrest in urban areas government workers get the day off?



Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 17, 2014 09:31 AM (XzRw1)


Because they're usually participating in it?

Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 09:34 AM (/Mxso)

331
Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 09:32 AM (GQ8sn)

I like the idea of the 9mm converion since I reload.

Posted by: wrg500 at November 17, 2014 09:35 AM (sWgE+)

332 >>> Preparations for temps the next few days (family farm and all that) Forecasted to be in the F******* TWENTIES here, south of the M/D line.
All time low temp records will be savaged (if forecasts are correct), yet King Putt is blathering on "climate change".

That sounds like a change.

Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 09:35 AM (Ua6T/)

333 The movie Unbroken about Olympian Louis Zamperini has premiered in Australia.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 17, 2014 09:35 AM (xcr5g)

334 That Ebola patient in Nebraska?
The Science is settled.

http://tinyurl.com/mo2a3dg

Posted by: Carie Otter at November 17, 2014 09:35 AM (1JUDT)

335 I'm thinking the "gentleman" that stole the football from the lady at the N.O. Cincinnati game Sunday wins douche of the year.

Any objections?

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:35 AM (uhg+J)

336 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:32 AM (M0mf2)

I wonder whether there is some genetic advantage?

For instance....Sickle Cell Anemia gene confers some resistance to malaria....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 09:36 AM (Zu3d9)

337 Dump not dumping???

A teaspoon of mineral oil will fix that right up.



Castor & cod liver oil.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 09:36 AM (KfnvH)

338 Prescription drug abuse has been a serious issue, cutting the supply off for people who need it is a friggin crime.

The feds say that Prescription drug (pain-killer) use is at an all time high. As percentage of total population it has been dropping.

See also; Mark Twain liars

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 17, 2014 09:36 AM (zxQ4h)

339 Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 09:33 AM (/Mxso)


Seems like we should be taking out ads in Mexican papers pointing out the risks of border jumping!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 09:36 AM (fL/7/)

340 "That sounds like a change."
And not in a good way.

BTW, everyone catch Insty & the WaPo on the latest Ebola news?
"we were all hugging him and celebrating that the test came back with no Ebola"

Personal Confidence in current testing procedures: still at 0.0

Posted by: anon a mouse at November 17, 2014 09:37 AM (gXRIG)

341 Seems like we should be taking out ads in Mexican papers pointing out the risks of border jumping!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 09:36 AM (fL/7/)


As opposed to doing the opposite, I agree. "If it could save just one life ....."

Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 09:38 AM (/Mxso)

342 Ferguson protest groups met in St. Louis to announce they will
boycott the region's retailers during the Thanksgiving shopping period



Wooh, thank goodness.

Posted by: Ferguson Retailers at November 17, 2014 09:38 AM (0XBx+)

343 Remember, protestors, it's rape and pillage, THEN burn.

Y'all are always screwing that up.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 09:38 AM (G87Ze)

344 Qatar Imports 4,000 Tons of Construction Material to Gaza

Hamas claims gravel, concrete will be used to rebuild apartments and highways, despite evidence that terror tunnels are being rebuilt.

And THIS is why I keep saying Netanyahu is a shitty Prime Minister. He knows, and is doing the same thing that DID NOT work before.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:38 AM (M0mf2)

345 I'm thinking the "gentleman" that stole the football from the lady at the N.O. Cincinnati game Sunday wins douche of the year.

Sorry, Bammy's working on his sixth consecutive title.

Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 09:40 AM (zWC0k)

346 342
Ferguson protest groups met in St. Louis to announce they will

boycott the region's retailers during the Thanksgiving shopping period



Wooh, thank goodness.




Posted by: Ferguson Retailers at November 17, 2014 09:38 AM (0XBx+)


I'm all for the more peaceful protests, but what sense does this make? Was it the Ferguson retailers that caused Brown to fight for a police officer's gun, or is it that the retailers still have goods for sale and that tempts people like Brown to rob them and then fight for a police officer's gun?

Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 09:41 AM (/Mxso)

347 Posted by: anon a mouse at November 17, 2014 09:37 AM (gXRIG)


But, but, science conducted by TOP.MEN is infallible!

Posted by: Ron Klain, Obola Tsar at November 17, 2014 09:41 AM (fL/7/)

348 "As percentage of total population it has been dropping."

This.

The Neo Puritanism in American culture today is very puzzling.
Puff on a joint = OK, pain meds = OMG!!!
Women teachers F***ing little boys, = OK, Hetero marriage = The Horror!

It's getting weirder out there daily...

Posted by: anon a mouse at November 17, 2014 09:41 AM (gXRIG)

349 And THIS is why I keep saying Netanyahu is a shitty
Prime Minister. He knows, and is doing the same thing that DID NOT work
before.



Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:38 AM (M0mf2)


Honest question: what do you think he should do?

Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 09:42 AM (/Mxso)

350 I wonder whether there is some genetic advantage?

I've wondered about that myself. Not enough data to know for certain though.

Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 09:42 AM (zWC0k)

351 27 degrees for a high today in St. Louis area, real feel of 10 with snow in the forecast. Good day to release the GJ verdict.

Posted by: joncelli at November 17, 2014 09:42 AM (RD7QR)

352 Gravis Marketing poll finds Landrieu losing by 21
http://gravismarketing.com/polling-and-market-research/current-louisiana-polling/

Posted by: SECUPP Fanatic at November 17, 2014 09:42 AM (VOB9+)

353 Just remember a US President who "joked about auditing his enemies" (Heh[TM]) also advised senior citizens to "Just take the pain pill."

And has now made it unavailable.
Alienating unwitting drug addicts? There goes the rest of his constituency.
The two-thirds who didn't vote are about to make their voices heard.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 17, 2014 09:43 AM (xq1UY)

354 I wonder whether there is some genetic advantage?

For instance....Sickle Cell Anemia gene confers some resistance to malaria....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 09:36 AM (Zu3d9)

Maybe, but I suspect in this case, he was just to far gone when he got here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:43 AM (M0mf2)

355 I'm thinking the "gentleman" that stole the football from the lady at the N.O. Cincinnati game Sunday wins douche of the year.

Any objections?


Only if he was wearing a h8r Hawaiian shirt. Otherwise, good steal.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 09:43 AM (KfnvH)

356 Ha! http://is.gd/fkFaxD

Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 09:44 AM (evdj2)

357 Ha! http://is.gd/fkFaxD

Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 09:44 AM (evdj2)



Hehe...but it's shopped.

Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 09:45 AM (GQ8sn)

358 Honest question: what do you think he should do?

Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 09:42 AM (/Mxso)

Halt all shipments till a "reliable" way is found to supervise the use of those materials and/or target destruction of the newly constructed tunnels. It's thge age old question? Better to fight now than wait till later when your enemy is stronger

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:45 AM (M0mf2)

359 Morning, all!

So....is there an official #WarOnFootball? Sure feels like it.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2014 09:45 AM (ABcz/)

360
The Boris Johnson quote about the ESA t-shirt guy is awesome. And expected. I have an infallible way of determining whether to like someone, especially if it's a foreign politician where you'd otherwise have to learn their issues and context and do, like, work.

It's "how does he come off as a star in a reasonably priced car on Top Gear?" Never fails. BoJo was cool.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 09:46 AM (JtwS4)

361 The Neo Puritanism in American culture today is very puzzling.
Puff on a joint = OK, pain meds = OMG!!!


If it's not "their bag" it's bad. Very simple. Tribal signifiers uber alles.

Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 09:46 AM (zWC0k)

362 1969 -- We put two men on the moon. Computers didn't get viruses.

2014 -- We can't put a man into space at all, and we can't build a border fence.

Second look at 1969 technology?

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 09:46 AM (G87Ze)

363 "Tribal signifiers uber alles"

There's more truth in that than any of us may care to admit..

Posted by: anon a mouse at November 17, 2014 09:47 AM (gXRIG)

364 >>Ha!

Ho-ho! Dodge! Parry! Spin! Thrust - *sproing*

Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 09:47 AM (3ZtZW)

365 359 Morning, all!

So....is there an official #WarOnFootball? Sure feels like it.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2014 09:45 AM (ABcz/)

They haven't been paying their protection money on time. Obviously had to remind them who's boss.

Posted by: joncelli at November 17, 2014 09:47 AM (RD7QR)

366 A beheading, an Ebola death, unrest in Ferguson. Worst Groundhog Day ever.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 09:47 AM (2cS/G)

367 The NFL is a government sanctioned monopoly. I figured the DEA would be supplying the drugs gratis.

Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2014 09:47 AM (UzPAd)

368 1969 -- We put two men on the moon. Computers didn't get viruses.

2014 -- We can't put a man into space at all, and we can't build a border fence.

Second look at 1969 technology?
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 09:46 AM (G87Ze)

Where there is a will there is a way. Problem is we have NO will anymore

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:47 AM (M0mf2)

369 EC - http://en.bijin-snap.com/2013/06/09/no-932/page/9/

Might help on this chilly Monday

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 17, 2014 09:48 AM (xcr5g)

370 You know what the best gateway drug is for painkillers?

Pain.

Posted by: scottst at November 17, 2014 09:48 AM (Ltygl)

371 Halt all shipments till a "reliable" way is found to
supervise the use of those materials and/or target destruction of the
newly constructed tunnels. It's thge age old question? Better to fight
now than wait till later when your enemy is stronger

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:45 AM (M0mf2)


That seems to make the most sense, I don't get why he's not doing it.

Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 09:48 AM (/Mxso)

372 "2014 -- We can't put a man into space at all, and we can't build a border fence"

But hey, check out Kim's a**, and don't forget - everything on the interwebs is just as valuable as everything else and must be treated that way.

Or something.

Posted by: anon a mouse at November 17, 2014 09:48 AM (gXRIG)

373 You mean to say that Government Scientists came up with a form of Ebola that only kills you if you're from...

...Maryland?

Imagine if Bush has done this. And, "Bush did this" in 3,2,1...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 17, 2014 09:49 AM (xq1UY)

374 Where there is a will there is a way. Problem is we have NO will anymore

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:47 AM (M0mf2)


"Will" is a racist, heteronormative, othering construct.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 17, 2014 09:49 AM (zF6Iw)

375 Barack Obama is a SCOAMT.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 17, 2014 09:49 AM (kff5f)

376 So... Ben forgot his bran muffin again, huh?

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 17, 2014 09:50 AM (kff5f)

377 At WZ, Obama met w/Ferguson protesters???????
Hasn't he ducked out of meeting w/parents of Benghazi victims and fallen soldiers? How is it Obama still manages to shock me?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2014 09:50 AM (ABcz/)

378 But hey, check out Kim's a**, and don't forget - everything on the interwebs is just as valuable as everything else and must be treated that way.

And it must be enforced by gov't bureaucrats, who will naturally decide some data is more equal than others.

Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 09:51 AM (zWC0k)

379 Ben is probably chipping the ice and snow off his Internet connection.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 17, 2014 09:51 AM (xcr5g)

380 Grrr. Stupid computer borked out on me and I had to do a hard shutdown.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:51 AM (DrWcr)

381 Puff on a joint = OK, pain meds = OMG!!!

My wife used to get a script for TEN tylenol w/codeine per year. No refill. They won't write her the script anymore because of the Feds looking over their shoulder.

I usually ended up using about half of them because they're the only fairly benign painkiller that works when I get serious muscle pain from tear or strain. Instead we're supposed to destroy our livers hoping that a handful of otc shit might work after three days?

10 f*cking pills per year. Regular junkies we were.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 17, 2014 09:52 AM (zxQ4h)

382 How is it Obama still manages to shock me?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2014 09:50 AM (ABcz/)
-----
Acceptance is the final stage of grief.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 17, 2014 09:53 AM (SaMXZ)

383 My wife used to get a script for TEN tylenol w/codeine per year. No refill. They won't write her the script anymore because of the Feds looking over their shoulder.

That's ridiculous. Tylenol 3 with codeine is the Caspar Milquetoast of narcotics.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:53 AM (DrWcr)

384 Honest question: what do you think he should do?

Oh! Oh!

Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 17, 2014 09:53 AM (kff5f)

385 Football is a pointless and violent sport that thrives on misogyny and drug use. From the unrealistic body images and sexual objectification of the so-called "cheerleaders" to the steroids and cocaine of the players, not to mention alcohol consumption by the fans, the whole sport is a lowbrow affair. Billions of dollars that could be spent in the pursuit of social and environmental justice instead build oversize stadiums and allow illiterates into colleges to throw a ball.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at November 17, 2014 09:54 AM (zNKCm)

386 >>>10 f*cking pills per year. Regular junkies we were.

Poppies can grow just about anywhere

Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 09:54 AM (3ZtZW)

387 Perhaps we should send in truckloads of hot cider for the future
Republican voters in Ferguson?

Posted by: John Boehner at November 17, 2014 09:54 AM (XzRw1)

388 Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at November 17, 2014 09:54 AM (zNKCm)


That's nice.

Now go make me a sammich.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 17, 2014 09:54 AM (kff5f)

389 Poppies can grow just about anywhere
Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 09:54 AM (3ZtZW)

They'll put you to sleep.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:54 AM (DrWcr)

390 I'm thinking the "gentleman" that stole the football from the lady at the N.O. Cincinnati game Sunday wins douche of the year.



Any objections?

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:35 AM (uhg+J)
Sounds good to me.

Posted by: Miley Cyrus and her foam finger at November 17, 2014 09:55 AM (0XBx+)

391 Stupid computer borked out on me and I had to do a hard shutdown.
Posted by: Insomniac


Power cord yanked from wall socket?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 09:55 AM (KfnvH)

392 AllenG, if Mary ever makes a sammich it will be with organic free range tofu picked by union pickers make $15/hr.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 17, 2014 09:55 AM (xcr5g)

393 "Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood."

And in the end, it would look different then it does now...how?

Palestinians are the Ferguson protesters of the Middle East.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 09:55 AM (n0a1r)

394 >>>10 f*cking pills per year. Regular junkies we were.<<<

Some Hollywood celebrities go thru more roofies than that in one weekend. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2014 09:56 AM (UzPAd)

395 Operation Rachel Corrie on Gaza.

Bulldoze the refuse into the Med.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 17, 2014 09:56 AM (xcr5g)

396 You'd think with all the money drug companies spend lobbying they'd call bullshit on this over regulation of their products.

My ex-fatherinlaw had terminal bone cancer in his face. 6 months to live. No painkillers because "we don't won't him to get addicted to pain medicine". Not joking.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:57 AM (uhg+J)

397 Power cord yanked from wall socket?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 09:55 AM (KfnvH)

Hold the power button until the thing shuts down. If I had my Remington 870 with me it would have been a permanent shutdown.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:57 AM (DrWcr)

398 >>>They'll put you to sleep.

Troo Dat, Dodee!

Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 09:58 AM (3ZtZW)

399 Remember the Ebola infections?
Another death in US - Dr. Salia in Nebraska.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 17, 2014 09:58 AM (SaMXZ)

400 My ex-fatherinlaw had terminal bone cancer in his face. 6 months to live. No painkillers because "we don't won't him to get addicted to pain medicine". Not joking.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:57 AM (uhg+J)

That's beyond horrendous. He's. Going. To. Die. And they're worried about addiction?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:58 AM (DrWcr)

401 You'd think with all the money drug companies spend lobbying they'd call bullshit on this over regulation of their products.


Why on earth would you think that? They *like* the regulation. The more regulation, the better, as far as they're concerned. They've already got the army of lawyers necessary to navigate the regs, and any nascent competition *doesn't*.

They'll take a bigger piece of a slightly smaller pie long before they'll take a smaller piece of a larger pie.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 17, 2014 09:59 AM (kff5f)

402 Raining hard all day in Winston, but temps expected to break 60. Then down to 25 overnight, mid-thirties high for tomorrow. No more denial, must accept that Winter is coming. Not pleased.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 09:59 AM (2cS/G)

403 >>>Power cord yanked from wall socket?

Anybody remember the BeOS demos where they did that? fkn awesome. Plugged it back in and it picked up right where it left off, nothing lost

Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 09:59 AM (3ZtZW)

404 Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:58 AM (DrWcr)

Yep. Said with a straight face. He died without complaint. Toughest little son of a bitch I ever met.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 10:00 AM (uhg+J)

405 Yep. Said with a straight face. He died without complaint. Toughest little son of a bitch I ever met.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 10:00 AM (uhg+J)

Fcuk me. I'm sorry for your loss. And hopefully somebody kicked those docs in the balls a few times.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 10:01 AM (DrWcr)

406 Don't make any excuses for the "scientist" who wore "the shirt". It was stupid and rude. Period.

Posted by: pyromancer76 at November 17, 2014 10:01 AM (ELqjR)

407 Environmentalists Protest Outside Mary Landrieu's Capitol Hill Home


The right needs to start doing this outside of the media scumbags homes.

Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 17, 2014 10:01 AM (XzRw1)

408 Don't make any excuses for the "scientist" who wore "the shirt". It was stupid and rude. Period.
Posted by: pyromancer76 at November 17, 2014 10:01 AM (ELqjR)

Oh, piss off and go read The Vagina Monologues or something.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 10:02 AM (DrWcr)

409 They'll take a bigger piece of a slightly smaller pie long before they'll take a smaller piece of a larger pie.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 17, 2014 09:59 AM (kff5f)

Great verse from my daily Bible read. You can set yourself against people, but it can lead to your demise

Ecc 10:9
He who quarries stones may be hurt by them,
And he who splits wood may be endangered by it.

Posted by: MikeH at November 17, 2014 10:02 AM (136wp)

410 The raid included the cheerleaders locker rooms. Several pallets of silicone breast implants discovered.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:02 AM (F2IAQ)

411 Posted by: pyromancer76 at November 17, 2014 10:01 AM (ELqjR)

Heh. Finally caught the sarcasm. Thought you were serious for a second.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 10:03 AM (uhg+J)

412 Here ya go Pyro go ahead and ignite in white hot outrage

http://www.honolulustreetpulse.com/hottie-week-kellie-kitaoka/#16277

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 17, 2014 10:03 AM (xcr5g)

413 410 The raid included the cheerleaders locker rooms. Several pallets of silicone breast implants discovered.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:02 AM (F2IAQ)

Did they get the elbow de-sharpeners? DID THEY GET THE ELBOW DE-SHARPENERS?

Posted by: MikeH at November 17, 2014 10:03 AM (136wp)

414 "Don't make any excuses for the "scientist" who wore "the shirt". It was stupid and rude. Period.
Posted by: pyromancer76 at November 17, 2014 10:01 AM (ELqjR)"


As the Amish say, Fuckith Thou.

Oops, I'm sorry.
Was that rude?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 10:04 AM (n0a1r)

415 >>> Don't make any excuses for the "scientist" who wore "the shirt". It was stupid and rude. Period.
===

So what?

Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 10:04 AM (Ua6T/)

416 Don't make any excuses for the "scientist"

Scare quotes? WTF?

Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 10:04 AM (evdj2)

417 besides the sammich...

remember to iron the h8 shirt.

Posted by: mindful webworker at November 17, 2014 10:04 AM (rTqAd)

418 Don't make any excuses for the "scientist" who wore "the shirt". It was stupid and rude. Period.

----

Not as much as the feminist response to it.

Posted by: SH at November 17, 2014 10:05 AM (gmeXX)

419 SCIENCE DOESN'T PORNO!

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 10:05 AM (2cS/G)

420 Don't make any excuses for the "scientist" who wore "the shirt". It was stupid and rude.



Yet Kardashian's ass was ok? Sorry. No sale.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 10:05 AM (KfnvH)

421 Missing the sarcasm myself so that must mean more coffee is required.

Posted by: joncelli at November 17, 2014 10:06 AM (RD7QR)

422 Don't make any excuses for the "scientist" who wore "the shirt". It was stupid and rude. Period.

Wait, so only approved groups are allowed to be "stupid and rude"? Explains my experience in too many local businesses these days...

Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:07 AM (zWC0k)

423 My ex-fatherinlaw had terminal bone cancer in his
face. 6 months to live. No painkillers because "we don't won't him to
get addicted to pain medicine". Not joking.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:57 AM (uhg+J)


That's terrible. Sadly, my father is on his last days from bone cancer as well, but he's got morphine and oxy in steady supply. He at least isn't feeling too much pain.

Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 10:07 AM (/Mxso)

424 "Don't make any excuses for the "scientist" who wore "the shirt". It was stupid and rude. Period.


That's bossy. Period.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 17, 2014 10:08 AM (7ObY1)

425 >>Don't make any excuses for the "scientist" who wore "the shirt". It was stupid and rude. Period.

*fart noise*

What?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2014 10:08 AM (g1DWB)

426 Wear the hate shirt to Chik-fil-a. Work towards the Outrage Singularity.

Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:08 AM (zWC0k)

427 pyromancer76 - Matt Taylor's shirt doesn't bother me nearly so much as the Brown Shirt SJW's shrill bullying.

Want to complain about poor taste? Take a look at the slutwalkers...., who, btw, are the same group of nags complaining about Taylor's shirt. How about a nice frosty Code Pink costume to top that off?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:09 AM (F2IAQ)

428 Here's a link to an interesting story (h/t RealClearHistory). The article covers the activities of the German engineers and technicians who worked for the Soviets during the early years of the post-war space race. (airspacemag.com)

LINK: http://preview.tinyurl.com/mb97bbj

Posted by: mrp at November 17, 2014 10:09 AM (JBggj)

429 Guy spends hours hunched over his work instead of studying Emily Post. His work could conceivably have great benefit to mankind. But he wore a tacky shirt.

Pyro, please explain why the tacky shirt was a big deal.

Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 10:09 AM (Ua6T/)

430 When the splat-identity folks can land a probe on a comet they can talk...well actually they can kiss my ass then too. Principle y'know.

Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:09 AM (zWC0k)

431 I would be much obliged if links to the Daily Caller were clearly labeled, so I don't have to go through Mr. Carlson's pop-up, pop-under, and pop-back hell.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 17, 2014 10:10 AM (vgIRn)

432 Better that we remain Earthbound than one hysterical squawk box gets her granny panties in a wad

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 10:10 AM (2cS/G)

433 406
Don't make any excuses for the "scientist" who wore "the shirt". It was stupid and rude. Period.


Posted by: pyromancer76 at November 17, 2014 10:01 AM (ELqjR)


If you're not joking, please explain how this should have overshadowed landing a probe on a comet.

Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 10:10 AM (/Mxso)

434 Tylenol 3 with codeine is the Caspar Milquetoast of narcotics.


And sold non-prescription in countries such as our neighbors to the north.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 17, 2014 10:10 AM (7ObY1)

435 Don't make any excuses for the "scientist" who wore "the shirt". It was stupid and rude. Period.
-
I like how you put "Period." at the end. That's the part that convinced me.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 17, 2014 10:12 AM (ZPrif)

436 joncelli: "Missing the sarcasm myself..."

Yeah, me too, no matter how I read it. But I've never been good at subtle.

Posted by: mindful webworker - a plain old pie-in-the-face at November 17, 2014 10:12 AM (rTqAd)

437 You wanna see "stupid" and "rude?" Check out the Breitbart article describing Choom Boy pimping for the Muzzies as he decries the death of an American who was beheaded by ISIS.

This fuckstick is either the most tone-deaf individual to ever squat in the White House or he is once again letting us know who really counts in his world, and it ain't us.

I favor the latter view.

Not seen at Tepid Air which apparently thinks taking notice of additional evidence of President I Stand With Muslims's perfidy would promote Bad Optics or something.

Posted by: MrScribbler at November 17, 2014 10:12 AM (PoKIA)

438 It was stupid and rude. Period.

Posted by: pyromancer76 at November 17, 2014 10:01 AM (ELqjR)

You are stupid and rude because you are expressing an opinion that is contrary to the orthodoxy on this blog.

See how silly that is?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 10:12 AM (Zu3d9)

439 I want to wear the Hate Shirt to Hobby Lobby while eating a Hate Sammich from Chik-fil-A. And wearing an NRA cap.

That oughta score me some outrageous outrage.

Posted by: Citizen X at November 17, 2014 10:12 AM (7ObY1)

440 432 Better that we remain Earthbound than one hysterical squawk box gets her granny panties in a wad
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 10:10 AM (2cS/G)

In fact, we should just curl up into a ball while the femnazis get to kick us in the ribs...

Posted by: MikeH at November 17, 2014 10:12 AM (136wp)

441 Had a note from the Hawaiian shirt company (pretty much a one-woman operation AFAICT). I asked about buying a gift certificate for the family rocket scientist, since the shirt is sold out.

It's not just sold out. The fabric was already discontinued before this "blew up." She's projecting three months to get it back in production. Wow, bad business luck, huh? We'll prolly have a Fresh Outrage by then. Hipsters will have forgotten.

Remember Bobak Ferdowski? Hope Matt Taylor knocks his ass down.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 17, 2014 10:12 AM (xq1UY)

442 No dump yet.

The site is constipated...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 17, 2014 10:13 AM (wtvvX)

443 I see that the troll flung his poo and promptly skedaddled.





Posted by: Citizen X at November 17, 2014 10:13 AM (7ObY1)

444 Heralder - Prayers for your dad..., and you. I always run out of words, they are so inadequate.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:13 AM (F2IAQ)

445 Latest Ebola case shipped to America has died. Was worse off than expected.

First test was a false negative,

so all his doc friends shed their protective gear and had a big group hug.


*cue sad trombone*

Wah-wahhhh.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2014 10:14 AM (KBvAm)

446 It seems Groober had his hands in many states wallets.

Posted by: Potemkin Village Public Works at November 17, 2014 10:14 AM (XzRw1)

447 Man, these bitchy, bossy, ugly women continually whine about stupid crap.

No wonder they are single.

Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:14 AM (A98Xu)

448 Pretty sure our rude and stupid troll is playing with matches elsewhere.

Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 10:14 AM (Ua6T/)

449 In fact, we should just curl up into a ball while the femnazis get to kick us in the ribs...

Posted by: MikeH at November 17, 2014 10:12 AM (136wp)


Can you imagine the unbridled joy and smug satisfaction these vicious jackals must have felt when the guy cried and apologized?



Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 10:14 AM (/Mxso)

450 In fact, we should just curl up into a ball while the femnazis get to kick us in the ribs...
Posted by: MikeH
-----------------------------

..and plead for 'forgiveness'...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:14 AM (F2IAQ)

451 439
I want to wear the Hate Shirt to Hobby Lobby while eating a Hate Sammich from Chik-fil-A. And wearing an NRA cap.



That oughta score me some outrageous outrage.





Posted by: Citizen X at November 17, 2014 10:12 AM (7ObY1)


Don't forget your Redskins warmup and Hate Shake!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 17, 2014 10:15 AM (wtvvX)

452 ..and plead for 'forgiveness'...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:14 AM
========

And cry!

Posted by: mrp at November 17, 2014 10:15 AM (JBggj)

453 I also like the air quotes around "scientist". I could really feel your contempt. It's like you don't think he's even worthy to be called a real scientist. Bold choice.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 17, 2014 10:15 AM (ZPrif)

454 femnazis get to kick us in the ribs...

Nope. Lower. Keep going.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 17, 2014 10:16 AM (xq1UY)

455 444
Heralder - Prayers for your dad..., and you. I always run out of words, they are so inadequate.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:13 AM (F2IAQ)


That's very kind, and it means a lot.

Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 10:16 AM (/Mxso)

456 Go see "Interstellar" for a fantastic movie

with the exact polar opposite viewpoint as the #shirtstorm harpies.


"Interstellar" is yearning for the stars.

#shirtstorm harpies are grubbing for dirt in their navels.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2014 10:17 AM (KBvAm)

457 Hail to the Redskins!

Hail non-PC!

Braves on the warpath,

Fight the old harpies!

Posted by: joncelli at November 17, 2014 10:17 AM (RD7QR)

458 I landed on a comet, and all anyone talks about is this lousy tit-shirt.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 10:17 AM (2cS/G)

459 femnazis get to kick us in the ribs...

It's really more of a pecking action.

Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 10:17 AM (evdj2)

460 The Ferguson protest is no longer about locals expressing their outrage.

Saw a bit on CNN yesterday where they showed a cellphone clip of a CNN reporter being harassed, including some real threatening comments, which prevented her from doing her report. Then CNN interviewed the guy who made the video and participated in the verbal abuse of their colleague (WTF?). So the dude is going on about how they're creating their own media reports (the protesters) because of media bias. The guy looks and sounds foreign (am I still allowed to notice that?) and then he says something like, "I'm Palestinian, so I know all about being unfairly portrayed in the media (again, WTF?).
Would love to see how many of these protesters are A]Not residents of Ferguson, and B] Affiliated with some national/international communist organization or CAIR.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2014 10:17 AM (ABcz/)

461 Didn't take long for Landrieu to get tossed under the bus

TwitchyTeam:
Keystone pipeline protesters converge at Sen. Mary Landrieu's DC home [photos] http://bit.ly/1A7J8uT

Posted by: MikeH at November 17, 2014 10:17 AM (136wp)

462 #shirtstorm harpies are grubbing for dirt in their navels.





Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2014 10:17 AM (KBvAm)


I would have gone with" sand in their vaginas."

Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (/Mxso)

463 447 Man, these bitchy, bossy, ugly women continually whine about stupid crap.

No wonder they are single.
Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:14 AM (A98Xu)

Amanda Marcotte has a (presumed) male "partner." Go figure.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (DrWcr)

464 Can you imagine the unbridled joy and smug satisfaction these vicious jackals must have felt when the guy cried and apologized?

Yes. They're fairly lucky that wasn't me.

The Apology of AllenG

"Femenazi scum, I don't give a rip about your feelings. I wore my shirt because I like it. When you can land a robot on a comet, you can talk to me about my fashion sense. Until then, go get me a sammich."

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (kff5f)

465 And no one bitched about the "Giant Vagina" art exhibit.

Posted by: mrp at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (JBggj)

466
I'm reading the #shirtstorm link.

I think I'm a pretty smart guy and I've generally been an early adopter of technology and social media, but I flat don't get Twitter.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (JtwS4)

467 463 447 Man, these bitchy, bossy, ugly women continually whine about stupid crap.

No wonder they are single.
Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:14 AM (A98Xu)

Amanda Marcotte has a (presumed) male "partner." Go figure.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (DrWcr)
One of the world's dirtiest jobs.

Posted by: kraken at November 17, 2014 10:19 AM (5+mPY)

468 Amanda Marcotte has a (presumed) male "partner." Go figure.

Imagine the loser who has to poke that. His liver must be the size of a watermelon.

Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 10:19 AM (evdj2)

469 Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (/Mxso)


I was being all classy and stuff.


Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2014 10:19 AM (KBvAm)

470 Saw a bit on CNN yesterday where they showed a cellphone clip of a CNN reporter being harassed, including some real threatening comments, which prevented her from doing her report.

I hate the Ferguson assholes, but I must admit my heart throbs at the spectacle of MFM shills being threatened. It should happen more often.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 17, 2014 10:19 AM (zF6Iw)

471 Imagine the loser who has to poke that. His liver must be the size of a watermelon.
Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 10:19 AM (evdj2)

And the consistency of a cinderblock.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 10:20 AM (DrWcr)

472 Amanda Marcotte has a (presumed) male "partner." Go figure.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (DrWcr)

I wonder who wears "the pants" in that relationship

Posted by: MikeH at November 17, 2014 10:20 AM (136wp)

473 shit

I'll pack my things.

Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 10:20 AM (evdj2)

474 The Ferguson protest is no longer about locals expressing their outrage.

It never was, really.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 17, 2014 10:20 AM (kff5f)

475 italics off!

Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2014 10:20 AM (KBvAm)

476 Into The Barrel with ye, toby!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 10:20 AM (DrWcr)

477 Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (kff5f)

Nicely done. I think it would have been great to just burst out in uncontrollable laughter too, going on for like 3 or 4 minutes straight.

Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 10:20 AM (/Mxso)

478 I would have gone with" sand in their vaginas."



Sand in their lube.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 10:20 AM (KfnvH)

479 I wonder who wears "the pants" in that relationship
Posted by: MikeH at November 17, 2014 10:20 AM (136wp)

The strap-on is named "The Pants."

Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 10:20 AM (DrWcr)

480 I'm very sorry for the Moron Horde that may live in or around Ferguson, what a pathetic, unnecessary mess.

What's worse? Because of the obvious political overplay there, I don't care one way or the other about it. The left has made me cynical beyond help.

Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:21 AM (A98Xu)

481 Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 10:20 AM (evdj2)


While you're in the barrel, you might try to give it a little cleaning.

Here, have this flame-thrower.

Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 17, 2014 10:21 AM (kff5f)

482 315
And here's a cartoon for our resident chef, CBD. :



http://www.reverendfun.com/?date=20140926

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2014 09:30 AM (RZlSA)


Holy cow. They've been doing an online strip since 1997??? That is virtually forever in internet time...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 17, 2014 10:21 AM (wtvvX)

483 who may live----

not

that live---


uffff

Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:21 AM (A98Xu)

484 >>> I would have gone with" sand in their vaginas."

** golf clap **

** quickly plugs nose**

Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 10:21 AM (Ua6T/)

485 The Apology of AllenG

"Femenazi scum, I don't give a rip about your feelings. I wore my shirt because I like it. When you can land a robot on a comet, you can talk to me about my fashion sense. Until then, go get me a sammich."



My apology:

Blow me.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 10:21 AM (KfnvH)

486 "One of the world's dirtiest jobs."

Don't even ask

Posted by: ce at November 17, 2014 10:22 AM (n0a1r)

487 100+ DHS vehicles at Hotel in West StL County. I'm sure they're just having their annual convention...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 17, 2014 10:22 AM (0ERbQ)

488 Sand in the hoo-has and a Moron in the Barrel, it's Monday at the HQ.

Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:22 AM (zWC0k)

489 480 I'm very sorry for the Moron Horde that may live in or around Ferguson, what a pathetic, unnecessary mess.

What's worse? Because of the obvious political overplay there, I don't care one way or the other about it. The left has made me cynical beyond help.
Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:21 AM (A98Xu)
Ah, but the Organizer-in-Chief is roiling the waters.

Posted by: kraken at November 17, 2014 10:22 AM (5+mPY)

490 "One of the world's dirtiest jobs."

Don't even ask

Posted by: ce at November 17, 2014 10:22 AM (n0a1r)

491 "One of the world's dirtiest jobs."

Don't even ask

Posted by: ce at November 17, 2014 10:22 AM (n0a1r)

492 "One of the world's dirtiest jobs."

Don't even ask

Posted by: ce at November 17, 2014 10:22 AM (n0a1r)

493 My apology:

Blow me.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 10:21 AM (KfnvH)

and then get me a sammich...

Posted by: MikeH at November 17, 2014 10:22 AM (136wp)

494 "One of the world's dirtiest jobs."

Mike Rowe seen fleeing the scene, screaming "NOPE" repeatedly...

Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:23 AM (zWC0k)

495 God Lord! What is that thing?!? It's .. moving.

Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 10:23 AM (evdj2)

496 487
100+ DHS vehicles at Hotel in West StL County. I'm sure they're just having their annual convention...

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 17, 2014 10:22 AM (0ERbQ)

Organizing a "community", I'm sure...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 17, 2014 10:23 AM (wtvvX)

497 "One of the world's dirtiest jobs."

Don't even ask



SHIT!

Pixie!!

Posted by: Mike Rowe at November 17, 2014 10:23 AM (n0a1r)

498 Greetings, fappers and fappees.

Is this the day I'm supposed to care what a bunch of frigid harpies think about menswear?

Or is that tomorrow? I lost my program for this week.

Has anyone told the frigid harpies to fuck off yet? I'd be happy to if no one else is available...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at November 17, 2014 10:23 AM (0HooB)

499 "Interstellar" is yearning for the stars.
=======

The space sim game "Star Citizen" has received more than $61,000,000 in crowdfunding to date.

Posted by: mrp at November 17, 2014 10:23 AM (JBggj)

500 Amanda Marcotte has a (presumed) male "partner." Go figure.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (DrWcr)

----

I get your point, "male" in the sense that he wears a t-shirt that actually says, "Beta" on it.

Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:23 AM (A98Xu)

501 Hmm. I think I could get used to this new hash of mine.

Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:23 AM (zWC0k)

502 I think I'm a pretty smart guy and I've generally been an early adopter of technology and social media, but I flat don't get Twitter.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (JtwS4)






Wait'll you get a load of me.

Posted by: Pinterest at November 17, 2014 10:23 AM (vgIRn)

503 Nice split, ce!

Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 10:24 AM (Ua6T/)

504 "Twat".

Posted by: NCKate at November 17, 2014 10:24 AM (m21KY)

505 >>Man, these bitchy, bossy, ugly women continually whine about stupid crap.
No wonder they are single.

Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:14 AM (A98Xu)

A lot of them have partners who are dead ringers for pajamaboy. For example, check out Lena Dunham's boyfriend. Yes, those are purple bermuda shorts - on him.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/pgjhejc

Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2014 10:24 AM (ABcz/)

506 501 Hmm. I think I could get used to this new hash of mine.
Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:23 AM (zWC0k)
Cheney wants it back.

Posted by: kraken at November 17, 2014 10:24 AM (5+mPY)

507 I'm reading the #shirtstorm link.

I think I'm a pretty smart guy and I've generally been an early adopter of technology and social media, but I flat don't get Twitter.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (JtwS4)



Twitter is for opening your mouth and removing all doubt in front of the world. I say this as someone who uses the twitters.

Twitter is great for the following:

Snark
Following breaking news
Snarking about breaking news
Blaming SCOTUSBlog for things
More snark
Hotassery
Son of moar snark
Flailing about tv shows/sporting events
Snarking about the flailing

But for proving you are decent human being with a passing familiarity with not being a sociopath? Not so much.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 17, 2014 10:25 AM (mf5HN)

508 Maybe we can get the DHS to transfer the frigid harpies to Ferguson and tell them that the protesters there wore non-PC shirts we can get them to fight in a snowstorm and die en mass of wounds sustained and hypothermia, then shoot the wounded.

Posted by: joncelli at November 17, 2014 10:25 AM (RD7QR)

509 502
I think I'm a pretty smart guy and I've generally been an early adopter
of technology and social media, but I flat don't get Twitter.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (JtwS4)


I am with you on that. I owned a fucking Apple II Plus, a long long time ago and I try to keep up, but Twitter is just fucking stupid.

Posted by: Nip Sip at November 17, 2014 10:26 AM (0FSuD)

510 I hunger.

Posted by: The Barrel at November 17, 2014 10:26 AM (vgIRn)

511 http://preview.tinyurl.com/pgjhejc
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2014 10:24 AM (ABcz/)

----

FFS that's pathetic.

Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:26 AM (A98Xu)

512 But for proving you are decent human being with a passing familiarity with not being a sociopath? Not so much.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 17, 2014 10:25 AM (mf5HN)
OK fine. I won't start an account.

Posted by: kraken at November 17, 2014 10:26 AM (5+mPY)

513 Some days, it doesn't pay to get up in the morning.

Other days, you just want to slip on a H8 shirt, and stroll down the sidewalk.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 10:26 AM (n0a1r)

514 Regarding Ferguson and the weather, I don't know if freezing temps will be much help. If they decide to make it an arson party, fire departments have a bitch of a time fighting fires in the freezing weather. But maybe if it's rainy,snowy enough we'll get lucky and they will all stay inside. Of course, this is the big moment for the various "leaders", so there will be people agitating for violence to draw the cameras, as always.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 10:26 AM (2cS/G)

515 Posted by: mrp at November 17, 2014 10:23 AM (JBggj)

If it included any RAH themes, it could be fantastic!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 10:26 AM (F2IAQ)

516 Twitter is for opening your mouth and removing all doubt in front of the world. I say this as someone who uses the twitters.

You rated for Twitchy, by the way. Classic you!

Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:27 AM (zWC0k)

517 Well, there should be more punctuation in that last comment, but you get the picture.

Posted by: joncelli at November 17, 2014 10:27 AM (RD7QR)

518 Twitter's for people who, when asked "What did you do during the Culture Wars?" will respond, "I was a sniper".

Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:28 AM (zWC0k)

519 517 Well, there should be more punctuation in that last comment, but you get the picture.

Punctuation is for fags

Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 10:28 AM (Ua6T/)

520 Punctuation is for closers!

Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:28 AM (A98Xu)

521 The Apology of AllenG


The Apology of BackwardsBoy

"Who pulled your string? When I want your idiotic opinion, I'll axe for it. Until then, please take your little dollies and go play, and leave real life and genuine accomplishments to the grownups, 'k?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at November 17, 2014 10:28 AM (0HooB)

522 Football related....
This one won't make it into the NFL's Ray Rice program for wayward fisticuffs.

Univ. of Michigan starting senior Frank Clark spent the weekend in jail in Sandusky, Ohio for beating his girlfriend in a hotel room..in front of her younger siblings, after he drank a fifth of Hennesey.

Clark two years ago had pled guilty to a second degree felony theft charge for breaking into a dorm room and stealing a laptop. The felony was removed from his record when he paid restitution.
He missed all of one game for that infraction.

This says more about the culture surrounding urban poor college football players than anything else. I realize the schools believe they have an obligation and can somehow magically turn these guys lives around via being a student and a college athlete, but sadly, it doesn't always work.

http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/index.ssf/2014/11/police_report_outlines_reports.html

Posted by: Jen the original at November 17, 2014 10:29 AM (hjTr7)

523 >>>Don't forget your Redskins warmup

He's in Buffalo. They've got a serious football problem

Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 10:29 AM (3ZtZW)

524 Punctuation is for the people Gruber thinks are stupid.

Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:29 AM (A98Xu)

525 Math is hard.

Posted by: Scientist Barbie at November 17, 2014 10:29 AM (evdj2)

526 The Apology of Brother Cavil

"Pull my finger."

Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:30 AM (zWC0k)

527 518 Twitter's for people who, when asked "What did you do during the Culture Wars?" will respond, "I was a sniper".

Most of us are shooting Daisy Red Riders.

Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 10:30 AM (Ua6T/)

528 Wanna drive the RadFems into a window licking frenzy of twatwaffle slapping, pearl clutching faintatude?

Make a shirt with fabric that haz AtC's avitar on it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 10:30 AM (n0a1r)

529 >>>I landed on a comet, and all anyone talks about is this lousy tit-shirt.

I confess, all this comet talk is getting to me. I keep getting Interplanet Janet as an earworm

Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 10:30 AM (3ZtZW)

530 I saw the #Shitstorm Harpies open for Sandy Vagina at Sunapee in '95.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2014 10:31 AM (knoK7)

531 Kraken's apology. If I ever need advice about HPV, I'll look you up. Otherwise, go stir a cauldron.

Posted by: kraken at November 17, 2014 10:32 AM (5+mPY)

532
God Lord! What is that thing?!? It's .. moving.

I'm not saying it will hurt less if you just lie still and take it, but it will go more quickly.

Posted by: Hentai Squid at November 17, 2014 10:32 AM (JtwS4)

533 I confess, all this comet talk is getting to me. I keep getting Interplanet Janet as an earworm

Make THAT as a shirt. Just to annoy EVERYONE.

Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:32 AM (zWC0k)

534 Posted by: joncelli at November 17, 2014 10:27 AM (RD7QR)

Punctuation isn't for cheap bastards who won't pony up a little extra for the cardboard membership.....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 10:32 AM (Zu3d9)

535 I keep getting Interplanet Janet as an earworm
Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 10:30 AM


Dammit (Janet)!

*goes searching for The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins to purge the earworm*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2014 10:32 AM (knoK7)

536 Hi all! I'm out today with sincere comments about how y'all should sensibly give your guns to the cops, stat. Not me, you. You need to surrender right now!

Have a good day.

Posted by: Tom Brokaw at November 17, 2014 10:33 AM (6um35)

537 If it included any RAH themes, it could be fantastic!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 10:26 AM (F2IAQ)

=======
I'll put it this way - that $61 mill has been raised and the game isn't even in pre-alpha. The "persistent universe" release isn't scheduled until late 2015 (if then). And the 'smooth running' system requirements have been upped to i7 quad core, rs 9 290x nvidia 760 and 16G RAM. Whooaaaa. Lotsa stuff on youtube.LINK: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/

Posted by: mrp at November 17, 2014 10:34 AM (JBggj)

538 Kraken's apology. If I ever need advice about HPV, I'll look you up. Otherwise, go stir a cauldron.

Consider that one stolen. Thanks.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at November 17, 2014 10:34 AM (0HooB)

539 *goes searching for The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins to purge the earworm*


Ballad of Jed Clampitt works.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 10:34 AM (KfnvH)

540 The Apology of dogfish.


I'll take off my shirt if you'll take yours off.

Posted by: dogfish at November 17, 2014 10:35 AM (1vYi0)

541
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 17, 2014 10:25 AM (mf5HN)


Gee AtC, how do you really feel about Twitter?

Posted by: wrg500 at November 17, 2014 10:35 AM (sWgE+)

542
Hotassery

I confess to following #freethenipple.

Because I'm on board with the politics of it. Uh huh. I am.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 10:35 AM (JtwS4)

543 526 >> The Apology of Brother Cavil



>> "Pull my finger."

You forgot to add "sugartits"

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 10:36 AM (G87Ze)

544 Twitter us worth having if only as a newsfeed for places you forget to visit regularly and also for ppl who track subjects of interest. And, as AtC said, for snark.

If you had an acct you could simply follow
Ace
Iowahawk
CuffyMeh
ExJon

And Mickey kaus for immigration, josh archambault for obamacare, and perhaps mrc (newsbusters), the federalist, and maybe hotgas.

YMMV.

I dont use twitter on my phone in order to keep it from becoming a huge time sink.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 17, 2014 10:36 AM (wlPue)

545 What did Tom Brokaw say about guns?

Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:37 AM (A98Xu)

546 That's terrible. Sadly, my father is on his last days from bone cancer as well, but he's got morphine and oxy in steady supply. He at least isn't feeling too much pain.

Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 10:07 AM (/Mxso)

I have a few personal reasons to hate cancer. It is an awful disease for both the patient and the family.

Prayers for your father and you!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 10:37 AM (F2IAQ)

547 >>> I confess to following #freethenipple.

The Horde yahoo group has a photo of my moobs.

You're welcome.

Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 10:37 AM (Ua6T/)

548 Lena Dunham rubs one out while laying next to her kid sister, and the harpies yawn.

Science dude wears a shirt covered with strong women with firearms, and the harpies take to the couch in outrage?

Sure....I'm good with that.

These scrunts have so much pent up outrage in their heads that they might as well just off themselves.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 10:38 AM (n0a1r)

549
I dont use twitter on my phone in order to keep it from becoming a huge time sink.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 17, 2014 10:36 AM (wlPue)
I don't use it, or Facebook, because of my little impulse control problem.

Posted by: kraken at November 17, 2014 10:38 AM (5+mPY)

550 The Horde yahoo group has a photo of my moobs.

You're welcome.
Posted by: fluffy


See, that's why I don't hang out there much. That and it's Yahoo.

Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:38 AM (zWC0k)

551 The family of the doc who died from ebola are left wondering, "what would have happened if he had received earlier treatment?"



How? The test a week earlier came back negative.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 10:38 AM (KfnvH)

552 Still don't have teh Twitters.

Or a smahtphone, for that matter.

Or any of that "money" stuff I hear so much about.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at November 17, 2014 10:38 AM (0HooB)

553 I'll put it this way - that $61 mill has been raised and the game isn't even in pre-alpha.
=========

Sorry, the game IS in pre-alpha. There is a starship combat module, and a racing module is also available.

Posted by: mrp at November 17, 2014 10:38 AM (JBggj)

554 Gee AtC, how do you really feel about Twitter?
Posted by: wrg500 at November 17, 2014 10:35 AM (sWgE+)



It's a mystery, really.


I confess to following #freethenipple.

Because I'm on board with the politics of it. Uh huh. I am.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 10:35 AM (JtwS4)


*fistbump*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 17, 2014 10:39 AM (mf5HN)

555 Neil DeGrasse Tyson shows filmstrips and makes up stories about GW Bush for fun and profit. Comet Man does actual, history-making science, wears a funny shirt. Guess who's the hero to NPR drones? Sucks that he cried. If he'd stood up for himself he probably could have parlayed the whole experience into a media gig.

Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 10:39 AM (2cS/G)

556 I dont use twitter on my phone in order to keep it from becoming a huge time sink.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 17, 2014 10:36 AM (wlPue)

I passed on a "smartphone" for just that reason (well the data charges didn't help either to be honest)!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 10:39 AM (F2IAQ)

557 Oh for fuck's sake. If the man had done the interview shirtless, with a vagina shaved into his chest hair, who would give two fat shits and why should we listen to them?

Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2014 10:39 AM (UzPAd)

558 Sorry, the game IS in pre-alpha. There is a starship combat module, and a racing module is also available.

In 10 years "Star Citizen" will be on the list of "classic Internet scams".

Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:40 AM (zWC0k)

559 I'm sure if you asked the girls held by Boko Haram where the femynysts should spend their time, it wouldn't be on scientific dress codes in Britain.

Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 10:40 AM (MMC8r)

560 Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 10:37 AM (F2IAQ)

Thank you. These days it seems everyone has to deal with it, which sucks.

Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 10:41 AM (/Mxso)

561 It wasn't all THAT long ago that the predictable suspects were having a grand old time making fun of John Ashcroft because he got tired of photogs framing bare-bosomed Lady Justice behind him when he got up to make a statement. Called him a bible thumping prude and all of that.

Now at least a subset of that group are getting the vapors because of a shirt?

Really?

Posted by: @JohnTant at November 17, 2014 10:41 AM (PFy0L)

562 How? The test a week earlier came back negative.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 10:38 AM (KfnvH)

Obamacare techs administered the test and Obamacare docs assisted the patient?

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 10:41 AM (F2IAQ)

563 >>> If you had an acct you could simply follow
Ace
Iowahawk
CuffyMeh

My first three follows.

>>> ExJon

I just followed him on Twitchy for the longest.

Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 10:41 AM (Ua6T/)

564 I felt so much better when Fredo was out of the Country

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 10:41 AM (M0mf2)

565 I'm heartened to see that the DEA has nothing more important than screening the NFL.

So stupid, so very stupid. But the border is good.

I said, the BORDER IS GOOD.

Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:41 AM (A98Xu)

566 Prayers for your father and you!

Double that.

Cancer sux. I've lost many friends and acquaintances to it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at November 17, 2014 10:41 AM (0HooB)

567 I guess I've been lucky.

I can only think of one out of the blue libtard attempt to shame me in a public place.

A few years ago, I was in Target with my toddler first born doing a little shopping, you know, minding my own business, feeling happy.

I was picking a package of Pampers off the shelf, when suddenly this old, fat, harpy ran(yes, literally, ran up to me) and stuck a finger in my face and said:

"You're killing the Earth! Disposable diapers are filling up our dumps and ruining the Earth. You put those back right now. They aren't green!"

When my jaw went back in place, I noticed that instead of teh krayzee. Her eyes were filled with righteous anger.

"Put those back!" she said again.

My exact reply (without thinking) was:

"Oh, fuck you. You dried up, old bitch."

Her jaw dropped opened.

I turned my cart and resumed shopping.


I'm glad when that moment came I replied as I did, but, honestly, who does shit like that?

Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2014 10:42 AM (KBvAm)

568 Without looking, anyone want to guess Frank Clark's major?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:42 AM (F2IAQ)

569 The family of the doc who died from ebola are left wondering, "what would have happened if he had received earlier treatment?"

How? The test a week earlier came back negative.
Posted by: rickb223


The test was negative. But we swearies he wasn't infectious. Science! --stupid shit said by CDC tools

Posted by: dogfish at November 17, 2014 10:42 AM (1vYi0)

570 I just followed him on Twitchy for the longest.

See, in any other context that would just be kinda stalker-y. Actually it still is, but you get an out from the specifics.

Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:42 AM (zWC0k)

571
*fistbump*

You know what you might like, alex? There's a thing called the Coed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society.

It's a group of girls with an ostensible political aim, to demonstrate that it's as legal for women as for men to not wear shirts in public. So they get together in various parks and streets and post pictures of themselves topless. And when the weather gets cold they come up with a reason to visit saunas. It's quirky, interesting, and hawt.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 10:43 AM (JtwS4)

572 In 10 years "Star Citizen" will be on the list of "classic Internet scams".

Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:40 AM (zWC0k)

=========
Time will tell. In the meantime, Elite: Dangerous will have its official release in mid-December.

Posted by: mrp at November 17, 2014 10:43 AM (JBggj)

573 Obamacare techs administered the test and Obamacare docs assisted the patient?



He was tested and cared for in Sierra Leone. He only came to the US after he crashed.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 10:43 AM (KfnvH)

574 I was very slow to get a cell phone. Finally got one when a friend was very depressed over a divorce so I'd be reachable in case of an emergency.

The next phone was chosen b/c it could do email (for work) and had a good camera.

IPhone was for the camera and ease of integration w/ outr other apple products. But I always stay a few generations back on tech. I rarely adopt early.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 17, 2014 10:43 AM (wlPue)

575 Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2014 10:42 AM (KBvAm)
You might have told her that her size and brand were in the next aisle.

Posted by: kraken at November 17, 2014 10:44 AM (5+mPY)

576 "Oh, fuck you. You dried up, old bitch."

----

The was the correct response. Well done.

Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:44 AM (A98Xu)

577 568 criminal justice.

Posted by: NCKate at November 17, 2014 10:44 AM (m21KY)

578 I'm glad when that moment came I replied as I did, but, honestly, who does shit like that?
Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2014 10:42 AM (KBvAm)

Hope Ace is following this and forwards you an autographed Platinum AoSHQ Lifetime Membership!

Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 10:44 AM (F2IAQ)

579 Now at least a subset of that group are getting the vapors because of a shirt?

Really?
Posted by: @JohnTant
----------------------

Hypocrisy is the Liberal's stock in trade.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:44 AM (F2IAQ)

580 >>I think CuffyMeh is a rocket surgeon.

You can tell by the shirts.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2014 10:45 AM (g1DWB)

581 569 The family of the doc who died from ebola are left wondering, "what would have happened if he had received earlier treatment?"

How? The test a week earlier came back negative.
Posted by: rickb223


The test was negative. But we swearies he wasn't infectious. Science! --stupid shit said by CDC tools
Posted by: dogfish at November 17, 2014 10:42 AM (1vYi0)

Ebola plus false negative tests equals oh shit.

Posted by: eman at November 17, 2014 10:45 AM (MQEz6)

582 "Oh, fuck you. You dried up, old bitch."

Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2014 10:42 AM (KBvAm)

That needs to go on a t-shirt for your kid one day.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 10:45 AM (Zu3d9)

583 Twitter is worth having if only as a newsfeed for places you forget to
visit regularly and also for ppl who track subjects of interest. And, as
AtC said, for snark.


If you like sports, it's fun to see what current/former players have to say about the game you're watching. Iowa State's last several QBs are all on and they tweet during the games--comments about the play selection, defense reads, getting shafted by the officials (not just homerism, the BigXII has issued several apologies for the refs making clearly wrong calls that have caused ISU to lose games).

But it's a lousy RSS feed. People who just tweet out the URL of their blog post once a day are only going to reach the people who looking at that particular moment--very few people go back after work and read the whole day's worth of tweets (Facebook is better for that).

Posted by: HR needs beer at November 17, 2014 10:46 AM (ZKzrr)

584 toby928, just told your bagpipe story to Mrs. Eez, and she's still laughing.
She asks "Is that a true story ?"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 17, 2014 10:46 AM (go6ud)

585 NCKate - ISWYDT

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:46 AM (F2IAQ)

586 My exact reply (without thinking) was:

"Oh, fuck you. You dried up, old bitch."


I'm pretty sure that's the Curmudgeon's Union Pledge.

It's also my standard response to any bleating from a frigid harpy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at November 17, 2014 10:46 AM (0HooB)

587
Every now and then when I remember that I own a twit machine I find that Ace has gone on a longcomedic jag that's hilarious.

I hate it when he cheats on us with the twat thing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 10:47 AM (JtwS4)

588 Heralder
God Bless, prayers for your Dad

Posted by: ginaswo at November 17, 2014 10:47 AM (+X1qa)

589 She asks "Is that a true story ?"

Alas , it's not my story, I'm just repeating it.

Posted by: toby928(C) at November 17, 2014 10:48 AM (evdj2)

590 twitter is for following Jose Canseco.

>>Jose Canseco
If Earth can control the comet transport system we will run the Milkyway. Think about that

Yea, think about it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2014 10:49 AM (g1DWB)

591 Brokaw gun comments. Warning: Yahoo link (sorry).

http://tinyurl.com/mvzmz74

Posted by: Tom Brokaw at November 17, 2014 10:49 AM (6um35)

592 Okay, before getting stomped...

Without looking, anyone want to guess Frank Clark's major?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
------------------

Answer is : General Studies
Which kinda strikes me as no major at all.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:49 AM (F2IAQ)

593 My exact reply (without thinking) was:



"Oh, fuck you. You dried up, old bitch."


Wholly appropriate.

(This dried-up fat old harpy bitch would have made faces at the kid until it giggled. Crap, I fail at that, too.)

Posted by: HR needs beer at November 17, 2014 10:49 AM (ZKzrr)

594 So, the good doc died. rip We needed people like your. And no african genes are tougher. Over there, they just put you in a ward with electolytes to drink while you shit and puke your guts out. You are on your own.

Just the though of it wd make me give up and die.

Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 10:50 AM (iQIUe)

595 >>>The DEA sniffed around the NFL, for reasons that are unclear

The Boxer Rebellion?

Posted by: X at November 17, 2014 10:50 AM (KHo8t)

596 What I do is go and check the timelines of specific ppl from time to time, to catch up. Esp Kaus and Josh Archambault who are like digs with bones.

The sports figures thing is fun. Also encouraging to track the good celbrities, like charlie daniels.

My frustration is when someone I follow gets into a big back and forth with ppl like cher or other mindless a-holes. Sometimes I wind up muting those feeds.

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 17, 2014 10:51 AM (wlPue)

597 The DEA sniffed around the NFL, for reasons that are unclear
---------------------

I suspect they sniffed the knickers in the cheerleaders locker room.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:52 AM (F2IAQ)

598 COEXIST

http://is.gd/JE6yCV

(If you need a trigger warning for this you're probably at the wrong blog.)

Posted by: HR needs beer at November 17, 2014 10:52 AM (ZKzrr)

599 DOGS with bones. Ugh

Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 17, 2014 10:52 AM (wlPue)

600 Posted by: Tom Brokaw at November 17, 2014 10:49 AM (6um35)

What a fcuking retard.

We didn't have semi-autos when he was growing up?

Wow....Colt and Browning and CZ and Luger and......

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 10:54 AM (Zu3d9)

601 >>COEXIST - http://is.gd/JE6yCV

Ouch! And quite accurate.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2014 10:54 AM (ABcz/)

602 nood.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 10:55 AM (KfnvH)

603 Thanks for the link, Tom Brokaw sounds like a dolt.

Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:55 AM (A98Xu)

604 COEXIST
http://is.gd/JE6yCV
Posted by: HR


I don't get it.

Posted by: moonbat with CoExist bumper sticker at November 17, 2014 10:55 AM (1vYi0)

605 So, when the death panel decides that you can just go and die without treatment, you won't even be able to get painkillers.

Pure evil, using stupidity as protective camouflage.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 17, 2014 10:56 AM (go6ud)

606 >>> Posted by: Tom Brokaw at November 17, 2014 10:49 AM (6um35)

What a fcuking retard.

We didn't have semi-autos when he was growing up?


The Browning 1911 was named for the number of rounds it holds.

Posted by: X at November 17, 2014 10:57 AM (KHo8t)

607 You know what you might like, alex? There's a thing called the Coed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society.

It's a group of girls with an ostensible political aim, to demonstrate that it's as legal for women as for men to not wear shirts in public. So they get together in various parks and streets and post pictures of themselves topless. And when the weather gets cold they come up with a reason to visit saunas. It's quirky, interesting, and hawt.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 10:43 AM (JtwS4)


Unfortunately, I know some bints who are involved in stuff like that and.

Hmm.

How to put this.

The hot does not exceed the crazy.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 17, 2014 10:58 AM (mf5HN)

608 Answer is : General Studies
Which kinda strikes me as no major at all.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:49 AM (F2IAQ)

Even more asinine than the oft used major of "Communications".

On the other side of the spectrum, Ohio State currently has a fifth year female basketball player who is also in medical school.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 17, 2014 11:00 AM (hjTr7)

609
The hot does not exceed the crazy.

Wow. I trust you on this, but that's a powerful equation.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 11:00 AM (JtwS4)

610 Brokaw's looking like George Burns, now.

And if he doesn't know what a semi-automatic is, he's going to wind up shooting himself in that 'closet full of guns.'

Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 11:05 AM (MMC8r)

611
The DOD is basically ordering all Military to hide that fact that anyone is in the Military.

-
And don't wear a hate shirt.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 17, 2014 11:06 AM (uT/xj)

612 DEA shows up to search. Have they ever heard of a warrant. They said it was totally random.

Uh . . . last time I checked totally random with no facts was not anything close to probable cause.

I'm a player or coach I ask to see their warrant- no warrant particularly describing the things to be seized - no search. I cause a scene. The NFL gets embarrassed, the DEA looks like idiots. My job is done here.

Refusing to allow a search by invoking your rights under the 5th and 4th amendments is not grounds for a warrant . . .

Posted by: Comanche Pilot [yes, that one] at November 17, 2014 11:15 AM (uRa8s)

613 Vic @ 8- Heidi Game
Vic, goggle up John Tyler vs Plano East. It is said to be the greatest comeback in Texas high school history.

Posted by: Erowmero at November 17, 2014 11:24 AM (go5uR)

614 "One way to prevent conflicts and catastrophe is by taking decisions." - Hollande

Did he leave out the word "good" on purpose?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 17, 2014 11:43 AM (81ia8)

615 I passed on a "smartphone" for just that reason (well the data charges didn't help either to be honest)!

I finally got a Samsung Galaxy, with Consumer Cellular. My data charge, which gets me 200 texts and 20mb of data costs $2.50 a month. I use my home wi-fi for the internet so I don't rack up the data.

It only takes a couple minutes to configure it that way. Go over the limit and it gets costly, but you can check usage as often as you like and change to one of the higher tear (sic) plans anytime.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 17, 2014 12:06 PM (zxQ4h)

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Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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