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(Not So) Early Morning Open Thread [CBD]
The DEA sniffed around the NFL, for reasons that are unclear, other than the obvious hyper-politicized news cycle one....
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: toby928(C) at November 17, 2014 07:27 AM (rwI+c)
Posted by: Better Feared than Loved at November 17, 2014 07:27 AM (jasFi)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at November 17, 2014 07:27 AM (4IzCi)
Posted by: Better Feared than Loved at November 17, 2014 07:28 AM (jasFi)
Posted by: Guy who always claims foist at November 17, 2014 07:28 AM (vzMuS)
DAY 741
722 to go (795 to Inauguration Day 2017)
Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, McCain's, McConnell's, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Mugwumps, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microagressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:29 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:29 AM (CMkNk)
And here we have a judge who should be disbarred and banned from a court room for life, a lawyer who agreed to bring the case who should be disbarred for malpractice, and a woman who should be chained to a post and whpped with a 20 foot snake whip.
http://is.gd/CUSJOH
And since I overslept this morning this is all I have.
Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2014 07:29 AM (u9gzs)
Posted by: blaster at November 17, 2014 07:30 AM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:30 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 07:30 AM (wmyHK)
Thank you so very much for the cash award you presented to me for my performance as a government employee.
That is all.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 17, 2014 07:30 AM (fwARV)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at November 17, 2014 07:31 AM (a7BdQ)
I think you are confusing Boris Johnson with his predecessor Ken Livingstone. The latter is a complete Joo-hating piece of shit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:31 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 07:32 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Yip at November 17, 2014 07:32 AM (84SRe)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:33 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: blaster at November 17, 2014 07:33 AM (Rx8ML)
Posted by: Yip at November 17, 2014 07:34 AM (84SRe)
I read that as Jonas Grumby. He was on a 3 hour tour. . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:35 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Yip at November 17, 2014 07:34 AM (84SRe)
Great. The cherry on the sundae.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:35 AM (CMkNk)
We're likely to see the GJ decision from Ferguson, which will surely draw a response from the DoJ.
I wouldn't be surprised if Choom Boy pulls the switch and plops down the Official Welcome Mat for 10-30 million illegals. He has already proven that he's down with breaking the law, so this is consistent with his America-hating agenda.
And if these events come to pass, it'll be a big week for "conservative" media. Will the Republican Punditry wake up and start calling for Our Betters to obey the law, or will they shuffle their feet, make pathetic excuses and say "look...over there...GRUBER!!11!!"
We may get our "fundamental transformation" during the next seven days....
My opinion of President I Stand With Muslims could not drop any lower. I wonder if all the Prophets of Conservatism and Bloggy Bloviators will join him in the cellar?
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 17, 2014 07:36 AM (PoKIA)
August Möbius (back where he started)
Andrew Harris (OH Gov #40)
Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery (Ted Danson thought he was overrated)
Shelby Foote ("People make a grievous error thinking that a list of facts is the truth. Facts are just the bare bones out of which truth is made.")
Roy Harold Scherer, Jr. (a.k.a. Rock Hudson)
Robert Brown (fought himself for eternity)
Peter Cook (http://youtu.be/Kyos-M48B8U )
Gordon Lightfoot (you better take care)
Martin Scorsese (8 films w/DeNiro)
Lauren Hutton (once bit Carrey)
Danny DeVito (70 today - http://youtu.be/SxmiB59K5Gw )
Terry Branstad (IA Gov #39)
Howard Dean (VT Gov #79, YYEEAAA!!)
John Boehner (House Speaker #61, 65 today)
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio (mother of 2)
Pat Toomey (disappointment)
Posted by: Gran at November 17, 2014 07:36 AM (LCIE3)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 17, 2014 07:36 AM (b6koZ)
If the trouble makers show up now, just turn the water cannons on them...
...then they'd have the world's largest collection life-sized pudding pops.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 17, 2014 07:36 AM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Juni at November 17, 2014 07:37 AM (BvPWF)
After reading theothermccain sidebar piece, here's a nickname free for the taking - The Oppressor Penis
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 17, 2014 07:37 AM (/dvmK)
Gets in the way of being a true AoS moron, I tells ya.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 17, 2014 07:37 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 109 days until spring training at November 17, 2014 07:37 AM (u8GsB)
I agree with Howard Johnson's assessment of Boris Johnson.
--Big Johnson
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 07:37 AM (KfnvH)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 108 days until spring training at November 17, 2014 07:38 AM (u8GsB)
Posted by: Mrs. J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:38 AM (Zu3d9)
Is that the same Robert Brown from the 60's TV show "Here Come the Brides?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:38 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Yip at November 17, 2014 07:38 AM (84SRe)
Posted by: m at November 17, 2014 07:39 AM (G891H)
If the trouble makers show up now, just turn the water cannons on them...
...then they'd have the world's largest collection life-sized pudding pops.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 17, 2014 07:36 AM (/mTq0)
There will be no Christmas. But there will be de-lousing - with ice water from the hoses!
- - Oberst von Scherbach, Kommandant Ferguson Polizei.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:40 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 07:40 AM (2cS/G)
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2014 07:40 AM (Dj0WE)
Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 17, 2014 07:40 AM (Dj0WE)
I smell a big fat anti Redskins rat with this.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:42 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren Voter at November 17, 2014 07:42 AM (lG2E3)
Posted by: bedazzled by snowflakes and shiney ornaments! at November 17, 2014 07:42 AM (fBW52)
While she pushed her health and fitness crap and accept yourself, she was doing diet plls, lipo, plastic surgery, bulimia
Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 07:42 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: bedazzled by snowflakes and shiney ornaments! at November 17, 2014 07:42 AM (fBW52)
No idea
/Corzine
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 17, 2014 07:43 AM (fwARV)
I don't doubt the validity of the claims, but why do it in a very public way?
Our country has lost sight of the concept of innocence until a charge has been proven in court. The DEA was investigating a claim of wrongdoing, and they should have respected the privacy of those who were implicated. And I hate the NFL!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 07:43 AM (Zu3d9)
Looks like January.
Check the news, Sword of damnation hanging overhead by a thread waiting...waiting...waiting.
This will never be over.
Posted by: Carie Otter at November 17, 2014 07:44 AM (RrCmC)
...my kitteh went into heat the other day.
She's a little noisy right now...
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 17, 2014 07:44 AM (/mTq0)
http://goo.gl/gGy9bc
Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 07:44 AM (iQIUe)
I'm Ready!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 17, 2014 07:44 AM (HSmrB)
From Rollcall, top priorities:
Republicans voted Friday on conference rules for the 114th congress. There were only two approved changes, one of which was allowing Congress to hand out more medals. The new rule, from Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy of California, allows for more than two Congressional Gold Medals per year to be handed out.
Not the Medal of Honor, but a civilian tchotchke. And judging by this list:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Congressional_Gold_Medal_recipients
Harry Chapin had a significance in American History of which I was not aware. I mean, I liked "Taxi", but come on.....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 17, 2014 07:44 AM (kdS6q)
Yes that's him. He also appeared in the Star Trek episode "The Alternative Factor". He was a last minute replacement for John Drew Barrymore (Drew's dad) who didn't bother to show up for the job.
Posted by: Gran at November 17, 2014 07:45 AM (LCIE3)
When they turn it your way
'Cept in the winter when it's froze
And it's HARD when it hits
On your nose.
Posted by: frea at November 17, 2014 07:45 AM (JdEZJ)
When they turn it your way
'Cept in the winter when it's froze
And it's HARD when it hits
On your nose.
Posted by: frea at November 17, 2014 07:45 AM (JdEZJ)
"How... Do You 'Lose' $6.6bn?"
Jon Corzine's new book, now on sale!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 07:45 AM (KfnvH)
Great idea for a movie. A nation gives an underachieving schvartze it's economy and tells him he has 8 years to spend it all.
"Barry's Trillions" starring Richard Pryor
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:46 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Carie Otter at November 17, 2014 07:46 AM (RrCmC)
Posted by: no good deed at November 17, 2014 07:46 AM (w3a0Z)
Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at November 17, 2014 07:47 AM (JdEZJ)
Posted by: @votermom at November 17, 2014 07:47 AM (5B8w/)
Yes that's him. He also appeared in the Star Trek episode "The Alternative Factor". He was a last minute replacement for John Drew Barrymore (Drew's dad) who didn't bother to show up for the job.
Posted by: Gran at November 17, 2014 07:45 AM (LCIE3)
Lazarus. Not one of the better episodes, IMHO.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:47 AM (CMkNk)
Well,, It wasn't,, uh, you know rape-rape...
Posted by: Bill Cosby at November 17, 2014 07:47 AM (HSmrB)
While she pushed her health and fitness crap and accept yourself, she was doing diet plls, lipo, plastic surgery, bulimia
Adderall FTW!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 07:48 AM (KfnvH)
Well,, It wasn't,, uh, you know rape-rape...
Posted by: Bill Cosby at November 17, 2014 07:47 AM (HSmrB)
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the Cosby allegations are politically motivated.
When there's hard evidence (rim-shot), then I'll take it seriously.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:49 AM (CMkNk)
I agree. Interesting concept but ended up being a rather dull outing.
Posted by: Gran at November 17, 2014 07:49 AM (LCIE3)
Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 07:49 AM (MMC8r)
Yesterday I left my in-laws' house, filled with Eagles fans, at halftime. Sadz all around. I'm glad that I didn't stay to the bitter end, for their sweet tears would have been many. Go Pack!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 17, 2014 07:50 AM (/dvmK)
"Barry's Trillions" starring Richard Pryor
Produced by Damon Wayons.
Directed by Madea.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 07:50 AM (KfnvH)
http://goo.gl/gGy9bc
Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 07:44 AM (iQIUe)
And he told them to keep up the good work, or words to that effect. At Weasel Zippers and Gateway Pundit.
Bastard.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:50 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at November 17, 2014 07:50 AM (gfB4n)
Good thing I bought a couple of bottles of vape juice last week.
Only minor traffic mayhem on the local news this morning...
...hmm, Hollyweird is coming to town to shot a flick.
Jessica Beale doesn't look half bad, either.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 17, 2014 07:50 AM (/mTq0)
Posted by: blaster at November 17, 2014 07:51 AM (Rx8ML)
Bob Dole knows all about hard evidence,,
Posted by: Bob Dole at November 17, 2014 07:51 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: blaster at November 17, 2014 07:51 AM (Rx8ML)
Second hand furry yarmulke from Eric Cantor.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:53 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 07:53 AM (iQIUe)
The allegations were made 30 years ago. And promptly ignored by the media because.....duh.....
I want them to be investigated simply to stir the pot of racial animus, but from a different perspective, and see how Obama reacts.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 07:53 AM (Zu3d9)
In Canada hockey is under attack.
In Britain soccer is under attack.
Whatever the masses like, the elites want to reshape to their whims.
Posted by: Xavier at November 17, 2014 07:54 AM (G3Wf1)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at November 17, 2014 07:54 AM (/dvmK)
Morning, Glories!
At the risk of sounding like Al Sharpton, JJ was on Levin??
Posted by: mindful webworker at November 17, 2014 07:54 AM (rTqAd)
Hey-Hey-Hey,,, Not no rape,, not no way.....
Posted by: Fat Albert at November 17, 2014 07:54 AM (HSmrB)
Creeping caudillismo. Creeping I knew, not so much the other.
It is where we are going with Obama these next 26 months. Him doing everything possible to give the radical Marxist fringe of his base what they (and he) want, and him at total war with the Republican-led congress.
And the press will be cheering him on.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 17, 2014 07:55 AM (vSxTY)
Posted by: MSM at November 17, 2014 07:56 AM (1vYi0)
Posted by: saltolibreveloz at November 17, 2014 07:56 AM (hIV5w)
Posted by: mindful webworker at November 17, 2014 07:54 AM (rTqAd)
Yes.
He will be leaving us soon....he's moving on to The Federalist.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 07:57 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 07:57 AM (iQIUe)
Bastard.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:50 AM (CMkNk)
Why not? They are his people, communists and anarchists from Oakland.
Posted by: Vic at November 17, 2014 07:57 AM (u9gzs)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 07:53 AM (Zu3d9)
You make a good point. Cosby seems or at least seemed like a reasonable guy, politically, and then he got smacked down from the grievance mongers when he dared go against the meme.
If there really is anything to it, of course they should throw the book at him.
Too bad he isn't a full-on leftist as it would be interesting to see. Then again, if he was they would be attacking the accusers and this story would be a nothing-burger to the MFM.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:57 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: mindful webworker at November 17, 2014 07:54 AM (rTqAd)
Yes.
He will be leaving us soon....he's moving on to The Federalist.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 07:57 AM (Zu3d9)
The offered me a gig at The Klansman, but I can't deal with dress codes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 07:58 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: mindful webworker at November 17, 2014 07:58 AM (rTqAd)
His listicle keeps your brain on its toes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 08:00 AM (CMkNk)
He will be your friend one day, and give you lots of money, then the debt comes due, and he demands payment, like a loan shark.
Posted by: Carie Otter at November 17, 2014 08:00 AM (RrCmC)
I think Cosby has carefully cultivated a "Reasonable Black Man" persona because he could make more money that way.
I have no idea what his real politics are.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 08:00 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 08:00 AM (iQIUe)
OK, kids. Time to clean out the cat poo parlor and then off the the gym.
Rainy days and Mondays are bad enough, and worse when combined.
Later!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 08:01 AM (CMkNk)
Marxist fringe of his base what they (and he) want, and him at total war
with the Republican-led congress.
And the press will be cheering him on.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at November 17, 2014 07:55 AM
Agreed, except for the "total war
with the Republican-led Congress" bit. Bitch McConnell, Kevin McCarthy and Johnnie Boner have already stocked up with K-Y and are ready to assume the position for Choom Boy.
A good legislative branch would have impeached President Historic FirstŠ at least four years ago. A mediocre one would be gearing up to boot his treasonous ass out now. The Congress we have won't do a damned thing except enable him.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 17, 2014 08:01 AM (PoKIA)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 17, 2014 08:02 AM (m9V0o)
He got hammered a few years back when he dared tell the NAACP convention (I think that's where it happened) to stop blaming whitey and take personal responsibility.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 08:02 AM (CMkNk)
Coffee stat!
Posted by: Fewenuff at November 17, 2014 08:02 AM (zPNX5)
Meanwhile, over at The Federalist:
Want to Stop Executive Amnesty? Repeal the Twenty-Second Amendment
By David Corbin and Matt Parks
http://tinyurl.com/pq78z5y
Yeah, no way that blows up in our face....
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 17, 2014 08:02 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 17, 2014 08:02 AM (M6Vhk)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:03 AM (n0a1r)
Posted by: Ralph Lauren at November 17, 2014 08:03 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2014 08:03 AM (6um35)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 08:03 AM (2cS/G)
Man, when I become editor at the Federalist . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 17, 2014 08:04 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: just another bitter clinger at November 17, 2014 08:04 AM (+f598)
Posted by: saltolibreveloz at November 17, 2014 08:05 AM (hIV5w)
By David Corbin and Matt Parks
Yeah, no way that blows up in our face....
... why not just shoot yourselfs in the head
Posted by: Grim Reaper at November 17, 2014 08:05 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 08:05 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 17, 2014 08:07 AM (mKUN6)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2014 08:07 AM (2Ayux)
Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 08:07 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: The Department of Health and Human Services (DHHS), Assistant Secretary for Planning and Evaluation at November 17, 2014 08:08 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 07:57 AM (iQIUe) [I/]
He's a member of a small forum I'm on. He was quite down about having to give away his dogs (one of which was his deceased wife's). He also may be involved with a neighbor lady (I hope!). I think he needed a break, although it has been a long one.
Posted by: RickZ at November 17, 2014 08:08 AM (d9Hmm)
for boot camp. If anyone has a prayer for a Florida boy about to face
his first mid west winter it would be appreciated.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living
As long as he is shivering, he's good. He probably is already referring to it as Fort Lost in the Woods.
Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2014 08:08 AM (TETYm)
Good news, everyone!:
A single 10-second kiss can transfer as many as 80 million bacteria, according to Dutch scientists.
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-30055646
Cooties. Just an unavoidable fact of life.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 17, 2014 08:09 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at November 17, 2014 08:09 AM (mKUN6)
Posted by: ScoggDog at November 17, 2014 08:09 AM (+jsVQ)
for boot camp. If anyone has a prayer for a Florida boy about to face his first mid west winter it would be appreciated.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living
Tell him the upside is that there will be no snakes to contend with while humping it through the woods. Thank him for me.
Posted by: dogfish at November 17, 2014 08:11 AM (1vYi0)
I have a friend whose daughter is there for engineering.
Apparently it is not the most interesting military base in the world.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 08:11 AM (Zu3d9)
So, after 30 years a woman come forward to accuse him. No evidence. No witnesses.
Whatever happened to the presumption of innocence?
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at November 17, 2014 08:12 AM (V70Uh)
Dear Democrats, Don't Even Think about Running from Jonathan Gruber
Posted by: J Gruber, PhD and Super-Genius at November 17, 2014 08:12 AM (e8kgV)
______________
Imagine kisses in those "unmentionable in polite company" places.
Posted by: saltolibreveloz at November 17, 2014 08:12 AM (hIV5w)
Fuck this half bred traitor. When will the GOP impeach this asshole?
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 17, 2014 08:12 AM (XzRw1)
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-30055646
**************
A 10-second kiss is a fairly long one. And I thought the whole biological point of it (it's a weird thing, when you look at it objectively) was to share bacteria.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 17, 2014 08:13 AM (yxw0r)
How quaint.
Someone who still remembers that old, outdated belief.
Cookie?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:14 AM (n0a1r)
Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 08:14 AM (iQIUe)
Not particularly nasty, just regular army basic training, advanced training.
I, for one, am grateful there still are young men willing to put up with it. We would be lost without those young men.
Posted by: Carie Otter at November 17, 2014 08:14 AM (RrCmC)
My guess is there's lots of money amid the NFL owners and the progs want
some...they'll figure out how to get it, too. Gruber could figure this
one out for em.
Posted by: just another bitter clinger at November 17, 2014 08:04 AM
Goober will use his "proprietary" Quickbooks-clone software. Only $399,999.99 on this 24 hour internet only sale!
Posted by: Lester at November 17, 2014 08:14 AM (2UPXV)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:03 AM (n0a1r)
...............
Sadly after spending some time at this site on Friday night I now know what that means.
Posted by: Molly k. at November 17, 2014 08:15 AM (OmvVH)
piano mover: Florida to Ft Leonard Wood - probably won't be as bad as this native Oklahoman's first winter in Wisconsin. Forty-four years ago, and I'm still recovering.
Posted by: mindful webworker at November 17, 2014 08:15 AM (rTqAd)
Now that's teh funneh....
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 17, 2014 08:16 AM (PoKIA)
Tehran Friday Sermon: Bomb Tel Aviv, target US bases, blah blah blah...
http://tinyurl.com/l7euyvz
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 17, 2014 08:16 AM (/mTq0)
... Tongue or no tongue ?
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at November 17, 2014 08:16 AM (e8kgV)
Posted by: mindful webworker at November 17, 2014 08:15 AM (rTqAd)
He called in and spoke to Levin on the air.
Something about BJs and pudding cups.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 08:17 AM (Zu3d9)
It's a good place for her to knuckle down and pick up a some professional certifications or academic course work. The University over at Rolla used to run a bus back and forth for enrolled students. It got you out of the FLW armpit and over to exciting Rolla!
Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2014 08:17 AM (TETYm)
Posted by: Fewenuff at November 17, 2014 08:17 AM (zPNX5)
Several possibilities occur to me:
1) They're real, and they were swept under the rug, for reasons including race, for about as long as he was a beloved star.
2) They're false: When he criticized aspects of black American culture, there were those who decided to destroy him, and find someone to make them.
3) They're real, were swept under the rug for as long as he was a hero to the black community, but when he went off the reservation he forfeited that protection.
Posted by: JPS at November 17, 2014 08:19 AM (9ziuC)
My son is reporting to Ft Leonard Wood this morning
for boot camp. If anyone has a prayer for a Florida boy about to face his first mid west winter it would be appreciated.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living
***********
Good for him and you. I dunno what Army boot is like, or what doing it in the winter is like, but a.) tell him to volunteer for nothing. Every second is precious, and no one gets promoted to general for having volunteered in boot camp. Anonymity is a precious commodity. b.) Send him a bunch of Ziploc bags. And maybe some Gold Bond.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 17, 2014 08:19 AM (yxw0r)
...Misery, Agony, and Heartbreak still haunt my dreams.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 17, 2014 08:20 AM (/mTq0)
Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 08:20 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 17, 2014 08:20 AM (M6Vhk)
If you raid the league b/c "that's where the drugs are" raid DC b/c "that's where the treason is."
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:21 AM (eQfPu)
Come for the Politics,
Stay for the vocabulary words.
Mrs VIA has a female friend who owns a business which specializes in hair removal for women.
Yeh, that kind of hair removal.
Ten minutes with the AoSHQ archives, search results from Amazon using "Merkin", and a wikipedia search later, we were all rolling on the floor, holding our sides from laughing so much.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:21 AM (n0a1r)
And the maintenance guys got the thermostats completely wrong, so my entire floor is quite literally in the 100s. It feels like the engine room to a ship! Good thing I didn't wear a sweater, long johns, any of that.
Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 08:21 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 17, 2014 08:23 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:23 AM (n0a1r)
Posted by: blaster at November 17, 2014 07:51 AM
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It's a type of weasel.
Posted by: Marlin Perkins at November 17, 2014 08:23 AM (asTkQ)
This is why my kid keeps getting colds through daycare. His little friends kiss him all the time.
Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 08:23 AM (3ZtZW)
You'll be amazed at the change in him the next time he comes home.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 17, 2014 08:23 AM (/mTq0)
He'll be fine....the cold weather gear is awesome nowadays...
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:24 AM (eQfPu)
I have to go to work. Y'all have a good day.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living... at November 17, 2014 08:24 AM (M6Vhk)
In the State of Misery.
My brother got his training as a combat engineer there.
Posted by: Grey Fox at November 17, 2014 08:25 AM (vf9yj)
Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 17, 2014 08:25 AM (6um35)
Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 08:25 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:26 AM (eQfPu)
Wait- so Bill Cosby is accused of assaulting a woman? Burn him!
Posted by: Lena Dunham at November 17, 2014 08:25 AM (6um35)What if it's his sister?
Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 08:26 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 08:20 AM (MMC8r)
FTFY.
Good morning, fappers!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 08:27 AM (DrWcr)
Several possibilities occur to me:
1) They're real, and they were swept under the rug, for reasons including race, for about as long as he was a beloved star.
2) They're false: When he criticized aspects of black American culture, there were those who decided to destroy him, and find someone to make them.
3) They're real, were swept under the rug for as long as he was a hero to the black community, but when he went off the reservation he forfeited that protection.
Posted by: JPS at November 17, 2014 08:19 AM (9ziuC)
I don't know how you can believe a woman who kept going back to him and even traveling to other states where he was at. I can believe her agent would help covered up because Cosby was looking for actors for his show. Who in their right mind would fly all over the country and stay in the room next to an alleged rapist?
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 17, 2014 08:27 AM (b6koZ)
Posted by: Pvt John Winger at November 17, 2014 08:27 AM (JO9+V)
What if it's his sister?
Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 08:26 AM (MMC8r)
______________________
Hey-Hey-Hey,,, that would make my day....
Posted by: Fat Albert at November 17, 2014 08:28 AM (HSmrB)
Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 08:29 AM (3ZtZW)
...HS to allow students to pose with weapons for their yearbook.
http://tinyurl.com/kcdxycx
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 17, 2014 08:29 AM (/mTq0)
Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 08:29 AM (GQ8sn)
Doesn't matter.
He is a male.
The accusation, aside from any factual evidence supporting the accusation are sufficient to require punishment.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:29 AM (n0a1r)
Nothing wrong with those photos. They look good.
Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 08:30 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 17, 2014 08:30 AM (JO9+V)
Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 08:29 AM (GQ8sn)
=======================
One more happy customer.
Posted by: Viagra Lady at November 17, 2014 08:32 AM (6um35)
That's a lot of ebola.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 08:33 AM (KfnvH)
Perhaps a 50% subsidy on all south bound bus tickets, crossing our southern frontier would help get them back to their families, yes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:33 AM (n0a1r)
Posted by: Zombie Rodney King at November 17, 2014 08:34 AM (6um35)
Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 08:26 AM (MMC8r)
______________________
Hey-Hey-Hey,,, that would make my day....
Posted by: Fat Albert at November 17, 2014 08:28 AM (HSmrB)
OMG!!!
http://tinyurl.com/m37fjj5
Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 08:34 AM (MMC8r)
Dumb asses. How can you tell? Give a listen to MA resident...
“That’s kind of our family homestead, we know all the rocks and the trees,” Mroz said. She also said she doesn’t want to support a project shifts the Northeast’s focus more towards natural gas and less towards renewable energy.
Renewable energy in MA? They get about two hours of usable solar per day. She's as dumb as 'all the rocks' she knows.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 17, 2014 08:34 AM (zxQ4h)
They just declared that CAIR is on their terrorist organization list.
Our prezzy invites them to the WH.
And to prove the UAE has it right, recall that CAIR was an unindicted co-conspirator in the Holy Land Foundation case.
Also in the news today, the DOJ has declared that George Zimmerman is responsible for shooting that unarmed teen in Ferguson MO. Pam Bondi is expected to return an indictment whenever her cooter stops itching.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 08:34 AM (G87Ze)
Have him tell them, "But first, ...."
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 08:34 AM (KfnvH)
Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 08:34 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 108 days until spring training at November 17, 2014 08:35 AM (u8GsB)
Way. He's very arrogant, considers himself part of the elite and with attendant regard for the lumpenproletariat.
Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 08:36 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:36 AM (eQfPu)
his first mid west winter it would be appreciated.
****
"Dear Lord. Help me, thy humble servant, remember to dress in layers."
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 17, 2014 08:37 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Necropheliac at November 17, 2014 08:38 AM (o2Jt2)
Expired...
Dr. Martin Salia, 3rd Ebola patient to be treated at Nebraska Medical Center, has died
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 17, 2014 08:38 AM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 08:39 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Molly k. at November 17, 2014 08:15 AM (OmvVH)
Do NOT google it on a work computer.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 17, 2014 08:39 AM (fwARV)
He retired?
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:36 AM (eQfPu)
retired...expired...
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 108 days until spring training at November 17, 2014 08:39 AM (u8GsB)
Gruber is unbelievably honest for a lefty.
Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2014 08:40 AM (6um35)
- This is what happens when you government. Duh. Politics drives law enforcement, always has, always will, so long as the state exists.
Posted by: DocMerlin at November 17, 2014 08:40 AM (9/c6c)
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:40 AM (eQfPu)
Posted by: phoenixgirl
So, ebola has killed more people in the US than Ted Kennedy's car.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 08:41 AM (KfnvH)
Retired is a more pleasant euphemism....
So he made it 3 days?
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:40 AM (eQfPu)
he quit
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 108 days until spring training at November 17, 2014 08:41 AM (u8GsB)
Gruber is unbelievably honest for a lefty.
Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2014 08:40 AM (6um35)
This was already known. It was a wealth transfer to prop up a state version of o-care. Like anything else from libs, it wasn't sustainable.
Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 08:41 AM (GQ8sn)
" ebola patient in nebraska is no longer a patient..."
Is that as in ex-parrot?
Posted by: mindful webworker at November 17, 2014 08:41 AM (rTqAd)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 08:42 AM (KfnvH)
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:42 AM (eQfPu)
****
Just imagine what you can pick up by holding your finger in the dyke for 10 seconds.
/Little Dutch Boy
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 17, 2014 08:42 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Sven10077
retired...expired...
Posted by: phoenixgirl
Stabilized.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 08:42 AM (KfnvH)
Let us know if his condition changes.
Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 08:42 AM (GQ8sn)
Lived here in Maryland.
Lot's of charitable work.
I believe he was actually doing Missionary type work in his own country when he became infected.
I think we may have lost one of the good ones.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:43 AM (n0a1r)
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:43 AM (eQfPu)
This shit is beyond parody now.
Morning all.
Posted by: RWC at November 17, 2014 08:43 AM (fWAjv)
Or maybe European genes are hardier.
I self denounce.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 17, 2014 08:43 AM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 08:44 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 08:44 AM (KfnvH)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at November 17, 2014 08:44 AM (/mTq0)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:43 AM (n0a1r)
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Exactly.
Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2014 08:45 AM (6um35)
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:45 AM (eQfPu)
Maybe it is unclear to anyone who doesn't actually deal with controlled substances, but all DEA registrants (and if they are passing out narcotics to people they better hope they had a DEA license) are subject to inspection, and the rate and number of inspections of all types of providers - physicians, pharmacists, hospitals, hospices, etc. - is on the rise.
Given what the NFLPA, and it's lawyers have been alleging inspections should have been expected.
Posted by: ThomasD at November 17, 2014 08:45 AM (sPW8y)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 08:46 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Yes. All the joking is parodying the MSM. Not a slam on the doctor.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 08:46 AM (KfnvH)
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:46 AM (eQfPu)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Yes. All the joking is parodying the MSM. Not a slam on the doctor.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 08:46 AM (KfnvH)
definitely.....may he rest in peace.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 108 days until spring training at November 17, 2014 08:47 AM (u8GsB)
Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 08:48 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 08:41 AM (KfnvH)
But Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people in the US than my sidearm.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Keeper of the Guards, returned from 1080 exile at November 17, 2014 08:49 AM (fwARV)
One of them has most likely already been toppled.
Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 08:50 AM (Ua6T/)
I'm referring to leading the group who successfully landed a probe on a fast-moving comet far, far away, not flushing out all the stupid in the internet all by himself. That too was pretty awesome, but I'd rather concentrate on the comet landing.
Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2014 08:50 AM (6um35)
I think he skipped the line dancing and public swimming pool....
It's teagic Obola doesn't merit the same blitz Abu Gonad got...
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 08:50 AM (eQfPu)
I am not taking anyone to task on comments made here.
Gallows humor is understood, and appreciated.
I'm more then bothered by how a good and humble human being is taken from us, and somewhere, a nurse is riding her bicycle around, going "Neener neener neener, I don't have to listen to anybody"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:50 AM (n0a1r)
Posted by: Rose Evileth at November 17, 2014 08:50 AM (zxQ4h)
Gruber saying RomneyCare was an attempt to transfer $400 million a year of state costs to the Feds. Or, as Gruber supposedly put it, "rip off" the government.
Posted by: MTF
Whoa, whoa! Ix-nay on the oney-may. I've got another run planned for '16.
Posted by: Itt-may Omney-ray
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 17, 2014 08:51 AM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren Voter at November 17, 2014 08:52 AM (lG2E3)
There may be more to your comment than you think. Experts are now thinking that several biblical plagues, as well as the 14th century Black Death, may have been caused by ebola-like filoviruses instead.
http://tinyurl.com/navrhnn
Breitbart
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 08:53 AM (G87Ze)
/Matt Taylor's wife and/or girlfriend
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 17, 2014 08:54 AM (NeFrd)
Two have died.
That's a 20% fatality rate with the best medical care to be found anywhere in the world.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 08:54 AM (n0a1r)
Nothing like Granny Lieawatha making a grand protuberance.
Posted by: RickZ at November 17, 2014 08:54 AM (d9Hmm)
Locusts are a filovirus?
Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 08:55 AM (3ZtZW)
That we know of. Check out his swim trunk prints.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 08:55 AM (KfnvH)
Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2014 08:55 AM (6um35)
Posted by: Irror-May Universe-yay Itt-may Omney-ray at November 17, 2014 08:55 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 08:57 AM (M0mf2)
20% is the rate that you know about!
Posted by: R Klaine, Ebola Tsar at November 17, 2014 08:58 AM (fL/7/)
Posted by: Mustbequantum at November 17, 2014 08:58 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Jean at November 17, 2014 08:58 AM (TETYm)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 17, 2014 08:59 AM (5buP8)
Not if they nest in your nose, Mr. Smarty Pants.
If you were to read the article (horror of horrors), they talk about 4 'plagues', 2 of which were BC.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 08:59 AM (G87Ze)
Well, aren't you just a ray of sunshine in a dark and dreary world.
But seriously, yeh...that's the ones we have been told about.
And this administration would never lie for political gain or advantage.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 09:00 AM (n0a1r)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:00 AM (M0mf2)
They can come and get my flag and USMC banner.
Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 09:01 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:01 AM (M0mf2)
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 09:02 AM (fL/7/)
Two have died. That's a 20% fatality rate with the best medical care to be found anywhere in the world.
Also a 100% fatality rate for those who were born in that region and treated in the US. (I really don't know for certain about the other eight.)
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 17, 2014 09:02 AM (zxQ4h)
*shrug* Come on - the NFL is an easy target now: players hitting women, teams having suddenly unapproved names - where else would you go?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - We Blanked Out at the Outrage Outlet! at November 17, 2014 09:03 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 09:03 AM (n0a1r)
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 09:03 AM (eQfPu)
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 09:02 AM (fL/7/)
of course your kidding, but what it will do is embolden the muzzie scum to fight on for total victory
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:03 AM (M0mf2)
Posted by: R Klaine, Ebola Tsar
Stoopid Americans.
--Jonathan Schiklgruber
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 09:04 AM (KfnvH)
As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions.
I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late.
I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I've never played before for this homeless man.
And as I played "Amazing Grace", the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished, I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head was hung low, my heart was full.
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen anything like that before, and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
Apparently, I'm still lost....it's a man thing
Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 09:06 AM (evdj2)
Think I'll just go back to bed.
Posted by: fairweatherbill searching for cousin pookie at November 17, 2014 09:06 AM (g54wf)
We have both an AF and a CB base nearby; it's not uncommon to see folk in uniform around town. So is that a US wide directive?
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 09:07 AM (G87Ze)
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 17, 2014 09:08 AM (NeFrd)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:08 AM (uhg+J)
As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen anything like that before, and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
Golf.
Clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 09:08 AM (KfnvH)
This is one of the many things our valiant GOPe overlords completely miss. I think you could make a great ad that basically asked people "If you were in charge, would your first choice of action be to import citizens and non-citizens known to have Ebola into the US for treatment?" Followed by a photo over Obama and his policy!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 09:08 AM (fL/7/)
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the home-owner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top
of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his
wife:
'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's
probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry,
he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'
His wife responds:
'He wasn't kissing my neck - he was whispering in my ear. He told me
that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I
told him it was in the bathroom.'
'Be strong. I love you, too!'
Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 09:09 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 09:07 AM (G87Ze)
To varying degrees yes. They are leaving it up to the Base COs to interpret the "Threat" according to their own situations. But just the fact that we are not fighting back AT HOME is disgusting
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:09 AM (M0mf2)
A non-mobile Citizens Band radio, usually installed in a home or business?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 09:10 AM (KfnvH)
that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I
told him it was in the bathroom.'
'Be strong. I love you, too!'
Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 09:09 AM (evdj2)
And the grape jelly is in the fridge.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:10 AM (DrWcr)
seen anything like that before, and I've been putting in septic tanks
for twenty years."
RIP, deceased anaerobic bacteria.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 09:10 AM (G87Ze)
For years the President said publicly, again and again, there was nothing he could do for illegals unless and until Congress passed a bill.
Now, he is proposing to EO legitimacy for illegals, AND there is no "path to citizenship" in his EO. In fact, his EO is so politically divisive that he may forever condemn to sat-in-stone illegal status.
Why aren't immigration advocates going after him hard on his proposed actions? Answer: because its all a Potemkin sham. Kabuki theatre. Democrats don't give a rats ass about immigrants, only the MSM narrative.
Posted by: MTF at November 17, 2014 09:11 AM (6um35)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:11 AM (uhg+J)
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at November 17, 2014 09:11 AM (BLFGI)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 09:12 AM (G87Ze)
In what world does this even make any sense?
Yeah, go with that, Ferguson protesters. You'll just quicken the Third-World-ification you've brought upon your community.
Posted by: Citizen X at November 17, 2014 09:12 AM (7ObY1)
Navy SeeBees.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 09:12 AM (G87Ze)
Gulfport?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:12 AM (M0mf2)
I wish they would have searched the Green Bay Packers locker room after the beating they inflicted on the iggles yesterday.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 17, 2014 09:13 AM (zxQ4h)
Thanks. Was running acronyms through my head and missed that one.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:13 AM (uhg+J)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 09:13 AM (2cS/G)
In what world does this even make any sense?
aka, "We already blew our EBT allotment".
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 09:15 AM (KfnvH)
Even if the evil white man were to own the business, I wonder what percentage of employees in these local businesses are Black?
Nose
Face
Some Disassembly required.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 09:15 AM (n0a1r)
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 17, 2014 09:15 AM (0FSuD)
I don't care how many bagpipers you brought.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 17, 2014 09:16 AM (xq1UY)
Klingon Bloodwine is illegal this side of the galaxy. It'll burn a hole right though your baghneQ.
Posted by: Agent M at November 17, 2014 09:16 AM (4SQqp)
Hope that anyone would know that was sarcasm, straight up!
Of course, every action of this administration seems planned to demoralize and diminish both the US and our military, especially our military!
I am convinced that in his black (not meant as racist) heart, Obama believes the world wide caliphate is inevitable, so why resist it!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 09:16 AM (fL/7/)
They've declared a looting-free zone? Whew!
Posted by: t-bird at November 17, 2014 09:16 AM (FcR7P)
***
Who knew Ambien was a performance enhancing drug?
Posted by: Seamus Muldoon, a solid man at November 17, 2014 09:17 AM (NeFrd)
Has anyone explained to Gaylord Merkin that a reduction in status of the US on the global stage, reduces his perceived stature?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 17, 2014 09:17 AM (xcr5g)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:12 AM (M0mf2)
Yeppers.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:13 AM (uhg+J)
Yeah, you know how things get abbreviated. I think CB stands for Construction Battalion.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 09:17 AM (G87Ze)
Are there any still standing and not burnt down?
Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 09:17 AM (GQ8sn)
They're growing their own food now huh?
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:18 AM (uhg+J)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 17, 2014 09:19 AM (xcr5g)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 09:13 AM (2cS/G)
They are rolling out in varying degrees. First just a Directive, then an All Hands Muster with the CO. I am sure most think it is bullshit. But the question is will any action be taken against those of us like me that ignore it. And of course just the idea that the DOD would issue such a Directive is indicitive of the utter defeatism of those running things
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:19 AM (M0mf2)
Posted by: Baldy at November 17, 2014 09:19 AM (+35FH)
They just shit in the compost pile?
Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 09:19 AM (Ua6T/)
Toradol is a NSAID. Why would they remotely give a shit about that?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:19 AM (DrWcr)
I'm dumping my stock in "Swisher International Group" and if that doesn't sound like a euphemism, I've never heard one.
"Oh he was all right I guess, but we all suspected he was a member of the Swisher International Group..."
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 17, 2014 09:20 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:21 AM (M0mf2)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 17, 2014 09:20 AM (xq1UY)
Parent company of Airweight Loafers, Inc.?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:21 AM (DrWcr)
And a chuckle for the morning. It made me laugh anyway. ;^)
Reverend fun:
http://tinyurl.com/plo5z2r
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2014 09:21 AM (RZlSA)
Mark Halperin blamed the Dems lack of transparency and debate on O-Care on...wait for it...Mitt Romney. Because MITT ROMNEY.
Surprised NewsBusters didn't jump on that already.
Posted by: Citizen X at November 17, 2014 09:22 AM (7ObY1)
the non-addictive painkiller Toradol to help them play through injuries on game days."
Toradol is a NSAID. Why would they remotely give a shit about that?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:19 AM (DrWcr).
True National Health Care requires total control. If an NFL player can't get an OTC drug, who are you to complain when aspirin is rationed!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 09:22 AM (fL/7/)
Posted by: wrg500 at November 17, 2014 09:23 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2014 09:23 AM (UzPAd)
Haha! Havelock is a shithole!
Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 09:24 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 09:24 AM (eQfPu)
Always wanted to try a bullpup. How was the recoil? Different than the AR?
Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 09:25 AM (GQ8sn)
4 hours/200 miles away.
Not awesome.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:25 AM (uhg+J)
http://realdeathvalley.com/
"In "The Real Death Valley," The Weather Channel reveals the little-known story of hundreds of migrants who have died in the sweltering Texas brush over the past five years while attempting to evade a U.S. Border Patrol checkpoint that's not even on the border - in fact it's 70 miles inside the United States."
Partnered with Telemundo.
Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 09:26 AM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 09:26 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 09:24 AM (GQ8sn)
Bern is nice and so are some of the outer Islands
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:26 AM (M0mf2)
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 09:26 AM (eQfPu)
Go to local E/R
Do not speak english.
Good to go in one hour or less.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 09:27 AM (n0a1r)
Saving you all from my issues on why I have used pain medicine along with 2 types of of medications to help prevent and deal with degraded joints, it is not just the NFL that the DEA has been cracking down on.
NOBODY can get pain medicine anymore being the pharmicists have been coerced to the point that the simply will not fill anything other than tylenol 3 or other non narcotic medicines that are frankly, useless.
Prescription drug abuse has been a serious issue, cutting the supply off for people who need it is a friggin crime.
It would be nice to see some in depth reporting on this issue being grandma and grandpa have for the most part been suffering to no small degree as they watch everyone carrying on about their business like there is not a care in the world.
Posted by: Drider at November 17, 2014 09:27 AM (gVb/I)
I love the ambidextrous bolt option.
But....you know the rifle doesn't fire on Saturdays.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 09:28 AM (Zu3d9)
It seems a strain of bird flu has broken out.
http://tinyurl.com/oob96pn
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 17, 2014 09:28 AM (xcr5g)
Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2014 09:23 AM (UzPAd)
Next step is to import their parents and then give them Section 8 housing just be fair!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 09:28 AM (fL/7/)
Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 09:25 AM (GQ8sn)
Very light recoil easy to control. Even convertable to a 9mm after market kit. It's a tack driver.
Posted by: wrg500 at November 17, 2014 09:28 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 09:28 AM (zWC0k)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 09:28 AM (Zu3d9)
Only if there are other Tavors around.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:28 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: wrg500 at November 17, 2014 09:29 AM (sWgE+)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 17, 2014 09:29 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: PabloD at November 17, 2014 09:29 AM (roESk)
Well, I was tied up this AM as well, so I can forgive the Vic today...
Why tied up you may ask? (please do)
Preparations for temps the next few days (family farm and all that) Forecasted to be in the F******* TWENTIES here, south of the M/D line.
All time low temp records will be savaged (if forecasts are correct), yet King Putt is blathering on "climate change".
Feh.
Posted by: anon a mouse at November 17, 2014 09:29 AM (gXRIG)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 17, 2014 09:29 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 09:29 AM (n0a1r)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at November 17, 2014 09:29 AM (fIv/H)
I can only fucking hope.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 17, 2014 09:29 AM (XzRw1)
Here's hoping they're method actors.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:30 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Sven10077 at November 17, 2014 09:30 AM (eQfPu)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:28 AM (DrWcr)
And when there's a minyan....look out!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 09:30 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2014 09:30 AM (RZlSA)
checkpoint that's not even on the border - in fact it's 70 miles inside the United States."
Give-a-shit meter status: Unmoved.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 09:31 AM (KfnvH)
Thanks, but: Displays poorly on the cell. Hope I can remember to look again on the real computer.
Posted by: mindful webworker at November 17, 2014 09:31 AM (rTqAd)
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 17, 2014 09:31 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: wrg500 at November 17, 2014 09:28 AM (sWgE+)
Nice.
Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 09:32 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:32 AM (M0mf2)
Free Big Screen TV's are a government perk.
Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 09:32 AM (evdj2)
Professional Courtesy?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 09:33 AM (n0a1r)
reveals the little-known story of hundreds of migrants who have died in
the sweltering Texas brush over the past five years while attempting to
evade a U.S. Border Patrol checkpoint that's not even on the border - in
fact it's 70 miles inside the United States."
Partnered with Telemundo.
Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 09:26 AM (MMC8r)
Sounds like an inspirational story.
Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 09:33 AM (/Mxso)
Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 09:33 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2014 09:33 AM (RZlSA)
I'm with you on that. I hate the SOBs that have abused the system and the bureaucrats that adopt arbitrary onerous rules that screw patients in dire need.
I am sure that this will get far worse as Obamacare Is fully implemented, even after the GOPe tweaks!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 09:33 AM (fL/7/)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 09:34 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 09:34 AM (evdj2)
And poison ivy.
Worst case I ever got was in November with snow on the ground.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 09:34 AM (KfnvH)
Why is it that whenever there is civil unrest in urban areas government workers get the day off?
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 17, 2014 09:31 AM (XzRw1)
Because they're usually participating in it?
Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 09:34 AM (/Mxso)
Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 09:32 AM (GQ8sn)
I like the idea of the 9mm converion since I reload.
Posted by: wrg500 at November 17, 2014 09:35 AM (sWgE+)
All time low temp records will be savaged (if forecasts are correct), yet King Putt is blathering on "climate change".
That sounds like a change.
Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 09:35 AM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 17, 2014 09:35 AM (xcr5g)
Posted by: Carie Otter at November 17, 2014 09:35 AM (1JUDT)
Any objections?
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:35 AM (uhg+J)
I wonder whether there is some genetic advantage?
For instance....Sickle Cell Anemia gene confers some resistance to malaria....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 09:36 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 09:36 AM (KfnvH)
The feds say that Prescription drug (pain-killer) use is at an all time high. As percentage of total population it has been dropping.
See also; Mark Twain liars
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 17, 2014 09:36 AM (zxQ4h)
Seems like we should be taking out ads in Mexican papers pointing out the risks of border jumping!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 09:36 AM (fL/7/)
And not in a good way.
BTW, everyone catch Insty & the WaPo on the latest Ebola news?
"we were all hugging him and celebrating that the test came back with no Ebola"
Personal Confidence in current testing procedures: still at 0.0
Posted by: anon a mouse at November 17, 2014 09:37 AM (gXRIG)
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 09:36 AM (fL/7/)
As opposed to doing the opposite, I agree. "If it could save just one life ....."
Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 09:38 AM (/Mxso)
boycott the region's retailers during the Thanksgiving shopping period
Wooh, thank goodness.
Posted by: Ferguson Retailers at November 17, 2014 09:38 AM (0XBx+)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 09:38 AM (G87Ze)
Hamas claims gravel, concrete will be used to rebuild apartments and highways, despite evidence that terror tunnels are being rebuilt.
And THIS is why I keep saying Netanyahu is a shitty Prime Minister. He knows, and is doing the same thing that DID NOT work before.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:38 AM (M0mf2)
Sorry, Bammy's working on his sixth consecutive title.
Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 09:40 AM (zWC0k)
Ferguson protest groups met in St. Louis to announce they will
boycott the region's retailers during the Thanksgiving shopping period
Wooh, thank goodness.
Posted by: Ferguson Retailers at November 17, 2014 09:38 AM (0XBx+)
I'm all for the more peaceful protests, but what sense does this make? Was it the Ferguson retailers that caused Brown to fight for a police officer's gun, or is it that the retailers still have goods for sale and that tempts people like Brown to rob them and then fight for a police officer's gun?
Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 09:41 AM (/Mxso)
But, but, science conducted by TOP.MEN is infallible!
Posted by: Ron Klain, Obola Tsar at November 17, 2014 09:41 AM (fL/7/)
This.
The Neo Puritanism in American culture today is very puzzling.
Puff on a joint = OK, pain meds = OMG!!!
Women teachers F***ing little boys, = OK, Hetero marriage = The Horror!
It's getting weirder out there daily...
Posted by: anon a mouse at November 17, 2014 09:41 AM (gXRIG)
Prime Minister. He knows, and is doing the same thing that DID NOT work
before.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:38 AM (M0mf2)
Honest question: what do you think he should do?
Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 09:42 AM (/Mxso)
I've wondered about that myself. Not enough data to know for certain though.
Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 09:42 AM (zWC0k)
Posted by: joncelli at November 17, 2014 09:42 AM (RD7QR)
http://gravismarketing.com/polling-and-market-research/current-louisiana-polling/
Posted by: SECUPP Fanatic at November 17, 2014 09:42 AM (VOB9+)
And has now made it unavailable.
Alienating unwitting drug addicts? There goes the rest of his constituency.
The two-thirds who didn't vote are about to make their voices heard.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 17, 2014 09:43 AM (xq1UY)
For instance....Sickle Cell Anemia gene confers some resistance to malaria....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 09:36 AM (Zu3d9)
Maybe, but I suspect in this case, he was just to far gone when he got here
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:43 AM (M0mf2)
Any objections?
Only if he was wearing a h8r Hawaiian shirt. Otherwise, good steal.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 09:43 AM (KfnvH)
Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 09:44 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 09:44 AM (evdj2)
Hehe...but it's shopped.
Posted by: EC at November 17, 2014 09:45 AM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 09:42 AM (/Mxso)
Halt all shipments till a "reliable" way is found to supervise the use of those materials and/or target destruction of the newly constructed tunnels. It's thge age old question? Better to fight now than wait till later when your enemy is stronger
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:45 AM (M0mf2)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2014 09:45 AM (ABcz/)
The Boris Johnson quote about the ESA t-shirt guy is awesome. And expected. I have an infallible way of determining whether to like someone, especially if it's a foreign politician where you'd otherwise have to learn their issues and context and do, like, work.
It's "how does he come off as a star in a reasonably priced car on Top Gear?" Never fails. BoJo was cool.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 09:46 AM (JtwS4)
Puff on a joint = OK, pain meds = OMG!!!
If it's not "their bag" it's bad. Very simple. Tribal signifiers uber alles.
Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 09:46 AM (zWC0k)
2014 -- We can't put a man into space at all, and we can't build a border fence.
Second look at 1969 technology?
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 09:46 AM (G87Ze)
Posted by: anon a mouse at November 17, 2014 09:47 AM (gXRIG)
Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 09:47 AM (3ZtZW)
So....is there an official #WarOnFootball? Sure feels like it.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2014 09:45 AM (ABcz/)
They haven't been paying their protection money on time. Obviously had to remind them who's boss.
Posted by: joncelli at November 17, 2014 09:47 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 09:47 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2014 09:47 AM (UzPAd)
2014 -- We can't put a man into space at all, and we can't build a border fence.
Second look at 1969 technology?
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 09:46 AM (G87Ze)
Where there is a will there is a way. Problem is we have NO will anymore
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:47 AM (M0mf2)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 17, 2014 09:48 AM (xcr5g)
Posted by: scottst at November 17, 2014 09:48 AM (Ltygl)
supervise the use of those materials and/or target destruction of the
newly constructed tunnels. It's thge age old question? Better to fight
now than wait till later when your enemy is stronger
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:45 AM (M0mf2)
That seems to make the most sense, I don't get why he's not doing it.
Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 09:48 AM (/Mxso)
But hey, check out Kim's a**, and don't forget - everything on the interwebs is just as valuable as everything else and must be treated that way.
Or something.
Posted by: anon a mouse at November 17, 2014 09:48 AM (gXRIG)
...Maryland?
Imagine if Bush has done this. And, "Bush did this" in 3,2,1...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 17, 2014 09:49 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 09:47 AM (M0mf2)
"Will" is a racist, heteronormative, othering construct.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 17, 2014 09:49 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 17, 2014 09:49 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 17, 2014 09:50 AM (kff5f)
Hasn't he ducked out of meeting w/parents of Benghazi victims and fallen soldiers? How is it Obama still manages to shock me?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2014 09:50 AM (ABcz/)
And it must be enforced by gov't bureaucrats, who will naturally decide some data is more equal than others.
Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 09:51 AM (zWC0k)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 17, 2014 09:51 AM (xcr5g)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:51 AM (DrWcr)
My wife used to get a script for TEN tylenol w/codeine per year. No refill. They won't write her the script anymore because of the Feds looking over their shoulder.
I usually ended up using about half of them because they're the only fairly benign painkiller that works when I get serious muscle pain from tear or strain. Instead we're supposed to destroy our livers hoping that a handful of otc shit might work after three days?
10 f*cking pills per year. Regular junkies we were.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at November 17, 2014 09:52 AM (zxQ4h)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2014 09:50 AM (ABcz/)
-----
Acceptance is the final stage of grief.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 17, 2014 09:53 AM (SaMXZ)
That's ridiculous. Tylenol 3 with codeine is the Caspar Milquetoast of narcotics.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:53 AM (DrWcr)
Oh! Oh!
Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 17, 2014 09:53 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at November 17, 2014 09:54 AM (zNKCm)
Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 09:54 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: John Boehner at November 17, 2014 09:54 AM (XzRw1)
That's nice.
Now go make me a sammich.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 17, 2014 09:54 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 09:54 AM (3ZtZW)
They'll put you to sleep.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:54 AM (DrWcr)
Any objections?
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:35 AM (uhg+J)
Sounds good to me.
Posted by: Miley Cyrus and her foam finger at November 17, 2014 09:55 AM (0XBx+)
Posted by: Insomniac
Power cord yanked from wall socket?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 09:55 AM (KfnvH)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 17, 2014 09:55 AM (xcr5g)
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood."
And in the end, it would look different then it does now...how?
Palestinians are the Ferguson protesters of the Middle East.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 09:55 AM (n0a1r)
Some Hollywood celebrities go thru more roofies than that in one weekend. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2014 09:56 AM (UzPAd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 17, 2014 09:56 AM (xcr5g)
My ex-fatherinlaw had terminal bone cancer in his face. 6 months to live. No painkillers because "we don't won't him to get addicted to pain medicine". Not joking.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:57 AM (uhg+J)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 09:55 AM (KfnvH)
Hold the power button until the thing shuts down. If I had my Remington 870 with me it would have been a permanent shutdown.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:57 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 09:58 AM (3ZtZW)
Another death in US - Dr. Salia in Nebraska.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 17, 2014 09:58 AM (SaMXZ)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:57 AM (uhg+J)
That's beyond horrendous. He's. Going. To. Die. And they're worried about addiction?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 09:58 AM (DrWcr)
Why on earth would you think that? They *like* the regulation. The more regulation, the better, as far as they're concerned. They've already got the army of lawyers necessary to navigate the regs, and any nascent competition *doesn't*.
They'll take a bigger piece of a slightly smaller pie long before they'll take a smaller piece of a larger pie.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 17, 2014 09:59 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 09:59 AM (2cS/G)
Anybody remember the BeOS demos where they did that? fkn awesome. Plugged it back in and it picked up right where it left off, nothing lost
Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 09:59 AM (3ZtZW)
Yep. Said with a straight face. He died without complaint. Toughest little son of a bitch I ever met.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 10:00 AM (uhg+J)
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 10:00 AM (uhg+J)
Fcuk me. I'm sorry for your loss. And hopefully somebody kicked those docs in the balls a few times.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 10:01 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: pyromancer76 at November 17, 2014 10:01 AM (ELqjR)
The right needs to start doing this outside of the media scumbags homes.
Posted by: Thin veneer of civility at November 17, 2014 10:01 AM (XzRw1)
Posted by: pyromancer76 at November 17, 2014 10:01 AM (ELqjR)
Oh, piss off and go read The Vagina Monologues or something.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 10:02 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 17, 2014 09:59 AM (kff5f)
Great verse from my daily Bible read. You can set yourself against people, but it can lead to your demise
Ecc 10:9
He who quarries stones may be hurt by them,
And he who splits wood may be endangered by it.
Posted by: MikeH at November 17, 2014 10:02 AM (136wp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:02 AM (F2IAQ)
Heh. Finally caught the sarcasm. Thought you were serious for a second.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 10:03 AM (uhg+J)
http://www.honolulustreetpulse.com/hottie-week-kellie-kitaoka/#16277
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at November 17, 2014 10:03 AM (xcr5g)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:02 AM (F2IAQ)
Did they get the elbow de-sharpeners? DID THEY GET THE ELBOW DE-SHARPENERS?
Posted by: MikeH at November 17, 2014 10:03 AM (136wp)
Posted by: pyromancer76 at November 17, 2014 10:01 AM (ELqjR)"
As the Amish say, Fuckith Thou.
Oops, I'm sorry.
Was that rude?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 10:04 AM (n0a1r)
===
So what?
Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 10:04 AM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 10:04 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: mindful webworker at November 17, 2014 10:04 AM (rTqAd)
----
Not as much as the feminist response to it.
Posted by: SH at November 17, 2014 10:05 AM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 10:05 AM (2cS/G)
Yet Kardashian's ass was ok? Sorry. No sale.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 10:05 AM (KfnvH)
Posted by: joncelli at November 17, 2014 10:06 AM (RD7QR)
Wait, so only approved groups are allowed to be "stupid and rude"? Explains my experience in too many local businesses these days...
Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:07 AM (zWC0k)
face. 6 months to live. No painkillers because "we don't won't him to
get addicted to pain medicine". Not joking.
Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 17, 2014 09:57 AM (uhg+J)
That's terrible. Sadly, my father is on his last days from bone cancer as well, but he's got morphine and oxy in steady supply. He at least isn't feeling too much pain.
Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 10:07 AM (/Mxso)
That's bossy. Period.
Posted by: Citizen X at November 17, 2014 10:08 AM (7ObY1)
*fart noise*
What?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2014 10:08 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:08 AM (zWC0k)
Want to complain about poor taste? Take a look at the slutwalkers...., who, btw, are the same group of nags complaining about Taylor's shirt. How about a nice frosty Code Pink costume to top that off?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:09 AM (F2IAQ)
LINK: http://preview.tinyurl.com/mb97bbj
Posted by: mrp at November 17, 2014 10:09 AM (JBggj)
Pyro, please explain why the tacky shirt was a big deal.
Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 10:09 AM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:09 AM (zWC0k)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at November 17, 2014 10:10 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 10:10 AM (2cS/G)
Don't make any excuses for the "scientist" who wore "the shirt". It was stupid and rude. Period.
Posted by: pyromancer76 at November 17, 2014 10:01 AM (ELqjR)
If you're not joking, please explain how this should have overshadowed landing a probe on a comet.
Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 10:10 AM (/Mxso)
And sold non-prescription in countries such as our neighbors to the north.
Posted by: Citizen X at November 17, 2014 10:10 AM (7ObY1)
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I like how you put "Period." at the end. That's the part that convinced me.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 17, 2014 10:12 AM (ZPrif)
Yeah, me too, no matter how I read it. But I've never been good at subtle.
Posted by: mindful webworker - a plain old pie-in-the-face at November 17, 2014 10:12 AM (rTqAd)
This fuckstick is either the most tone-deaf individual to ever squat in the White House or he is once again letting us know who really counts in his world, and it ain't us.
I favor the latter view.
Not seen at Tepid Air which apparently thinks taking notice of additional evidence of President I Stand With Muslims's perfidy would promote Bad Optics or something.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 17, 2014 10:12 AM (PoKIA)
Posted by: pyromancer76 at November 17, 2014 10:01 AM (ELqjR)
You are stupid and rude because you are expressing an opinion that is contrary to the orthodoxy on this blog.
See how silly that is?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 10:12 AM (Zu3d9)
That oughta score me some outrageous outrage.
Posted by: Citizen X at November 17, 2014 10:12 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 10:10 AM (2cS/G)
In fact, we should just curl up into a ball while the femnazis get to kick us in the ribs...
Posted by: MikeH at November 17, 2014 10:12 AM (136wp)
It's not just sold out. The fabric was already discontinued before this "blew up." She's projecting three months to get it back in production. Wow, bad business luck, huh? We'll prolly have a Fresh Outrage by then. Hipsters will have forgotten.
Remember Bobak Ferdowski? Hope Matt Taylor knocks his ass down.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 17, 2014 10:12 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 17, 2014 10:13 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Citizen X at November 17, 2014 10:13 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:13 AM (F2IAQ)
First test was a false negative,
so all his doc friends shed their protective gear and had a big group hug.
*cue sad trombone*
Wah-wahhhh.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2014 10:14 AM (KBvAm)
Posted by: Potemkin Village Public Works at November 17, 2014 10:14 AM (XzRw1)
No wonder they are single.
Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:14 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 10:14 AM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: MikeH at November 17, 2014 10:12 AM (136wp)
Can you imagine the unbridled joy and smug satisfaction these vicious jackals must have felt when the guy cried and apologized?
Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 10:14 AM (/Mxso)
Posted by: MikeH
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..and plead for 'forgiveness'...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:14 AM (F2IAQ)
I want to wear the Hate Shirt to Hobby Lobby while eating a Hate Sammich from Chik-fil-A. And wearing an NRA cap.
That oughta score me some outrageous outrage.
Posted by: Citizen X at November 17, 2014 10:12 AM (7ObY1)
Don't forget your Redskins warmup and Hate Shake!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 17, 2014 10:15 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:14 AM
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And cry!
Posted by: mrp at November 17, 2014 10:15 AM (JBggj)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at November 17, 2014 10:15 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 17, 2014 10:16 AM (xq1UY)
Heralder - Prayers for your dad..., and you. I always run out of words, they are so inadequate.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:13 AM (F2IAQ)
That's very kind, and it means a lot.
Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 10:16 AM (/Mxso)
with the exact polar opposite viewpoint as the #shirtstorm harpies.
"Interstellar" is yearning for the stars.
#shirtstorm harpies are grubbing for dirt in their navels.
Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2014 10:17 AM (KBvAm)
Posted by: joncelli at November 17, 2014 10:17 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 10:17 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 10:17 AM (evdj2)
Saw a bit on CNN yesterday where they showed a cellphone clip of a CNN reporter being harassed, including some real threatening comments, which prevented her from doing her report. Then CNN interviewed the guy who made the video and participated in the verbal abuse of their colleague (WTF?). So the dude is going on about how they're creating their own media reports (the protesters) because of media bias. The guy looks and sounds foreign (am I still allowed to notice that?) and then he says something like, "I'm Palestinian, so I know all about being unfairly portrayed in the media (again, WTF?).
Would love to see how many of these protesters are A]Not residents of Ferguson, and B] Affiliated with some national/international communist organization or CAIR.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2014 10:17 AM (ABcz/)
TwitchyTeam:
Keystone pipeline protesters converge at Sen. Mary Landrieu's DC home [photos] http://bit.ly/1A7J8uT
Posted by: MikeH at November 17, 2014 10:17 AM (136wp)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2014 10:17 AM (KBvAm)
I would have gone with" sand in their vaginas."
Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (/Mxso)
No wonder they are single.
Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:14 AM (A98Xu)
Amanda Marcotte has a (presumed) male "partner." Go figure.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (DrWcr)
Yes. They're fairly lucky that wasn't me.
The Apology of AllenG
"Femenazi scum, I don't give a rip about your feelings. I wore my shirt because I like it. When you can land a robot on a comet, you can talk to me about my fashion sense. Until then, go get me a sammich."
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: mrp at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (JBggj)
I'm reading the #shirtstorm link.
I think I'm a pretty smart guy and I've generally been an early adopter of technology and social media, but I flat don't get Twitter.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (JtwS4)
No wonder they are single.
Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:14 AM (A98Xu)
Amanda Marcotte has a (presumed) male "partner." Go figure.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (DrWcr)
One of the world's dirtiest jobs.
Posted by: kraken at November 17, 2014 10:19 AM (5+mPY)
Imagine the loser who has to poke that. His liver must be the size of a watermelon.
Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 10:19 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2014 10:19 AM (KBvAm)
I hate the Ferguson assholes, but I must admit my heart throbs at the spectacle of MFM shills being threatened. It should happen more often.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 17, 2014 10:19 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 10:19 AM (evdj2)
And the consistency of a cinderblock.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 10:20 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (DrWcr)
I wonder who wears "the pants" in that relationship
Posted by: MikeH at November 17, 2014 10:20 AM (136wp)
Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 10:20 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 17, 2014 10:20 AM (kff5f)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2014 10:20 AM (KBvAm)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 10:20 AM (DrWcr)
Nicely done. I think it would have been great to just burst out in uncontrollable laughter too, going on for like 3 or 4 minutes straight.
Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 10:20 AM (/Mxso)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 10:20 AM (KfnvH)
Posted by: MikeH at November 17, 2014 10:20 AM (136wp)
The strap-on is named "The Pants."
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 10:20 AM (DrWcr)
What's worse? Because of the obvious political overplay there, I don't care one way or the other about it. The left has made me cynical beyond help.
Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:21 AM (A98Xu)
While you're in the barrel, you might try to give it a little cleaning.
Here, have this flame-thrower.
Posted by: AllenG (DedicatedTenther) with a new job at November 17, 2014 10:21 AM (kff5f)
And here's a cartoon for our resident chef, CBD. :
http://www.reverendfun.com/?date=20140926
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2014 09:30 AM (RZlSA)
Holy cow. They've been doing an online strip since 1997??? That is virtually forever in internet time...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 17, 2014 10:21 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:21 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 10:21 AM (Ua6T/)
"Femenazi scum, I don't give a rip about your feelings. I wore my shirt because I like it. When you can land a robot on a comet, you can talk to me about my fashion sense. Until then, go get me a sammich."
My apology:
Blow me.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 10:21 AM (KfnvH)
Posted by: ce at November 17, 2014 10:22 AM (n0a1r)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 17, 2014 10:22 AM (0ERbQ)
Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:22 AM (zWC0k)
What's worse? Because of the obvious political overplay there, I don't care one way or the other about it. The left has made me cynical beyond help.
Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:21 AM (A98Xu)
Ah, but the Organizer-in-Chief is roiling the waters.
Posted by: kraken at November 17, 2014 10:22 AM (5+mPY)
Posted by: ce at November 17, 2014 10:22 AM (n0a1r)
Posted by: ce at November 17, 2014 10:22 AM (n0a1r)
Posted by: ce at November 17, 2014 10:22 AM (n0a1r)
Blow me.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 10:21 AM (KfnvH)
and then get me a sammich...
Posted by: MikeH at November 17, 2014 10:22 AM (136wp)
Mike Rowe seen fleeing the scene, screaming "NOPE" repeatedly...
Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:23 AM (zWC0k)
Posted by: toby928(C) heard a funny story at November 17, 2014 10:23 AM (evdj2)
100+ DHS vehicles at Hotel in West StL County. I'm sure they're just having their annual convention...
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 17, 2014 10:22 AM (0ERbQ)
Organizing a "community", I'm sure...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 17, 2014 10:23 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Mike Rowe at November 17, 2014 10:23 AM (n0a1r)
Is this the day I'm supposed to care what a bunch of frigid harpies think about menswear?
Or is that tomorrow? I lost my program for this week.
Has anyone told the frigid harpies to fuck off yet? I'd be happy to if no one else is available...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at November 17, 2014 10:23 AM (0HooB)
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The space sim game "Star Citizen" has received more than $61,000,000 in crowdfunding to date.
Posted by: mrp at November 17, 2014 10:23 AM (JBggj)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (DrWcr)
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I get your point, "male" in the sense that he wears a t-shirt that actually says, "Beta" on it.
Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:23 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:23 AM (zWC0k)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (JtwS4)
Wait'll you get a load of me.
Posted by: Pinterest at November 17, 2014 10:23 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 10:24 AM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: NCKate at November 17, 2014 10:24 AM (m21KY)
No wonder they are single.
Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:14 AM (A98Xu)
A lot of them have partners who are dead ringers for pajamaboy. For example, check out Lena Dunham's boyfriend. Yes, those are purple bermuda shorts - on him.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/pgjhejc
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2014 10:24 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:23 AM (zWC0k)
Cheney wants it back.
Posted by: kraken at November 17, 2014 10:24 AM (5+mPY)
I think I'm a pretty smart guy and I've generally been an early adopter of technology and social media, but I flat don't get Twitter.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (JtwS4)
Twitter is for opening your mouth and removing all doubt in front of the world. I say this as someone who uses the twitters.
Twitter is great for the following:
Snark
Following breaking news
Snarking about breaking news
Blaming SCOTUSBlog for things
More snark
Hotassery
Son of moar snark
Flailing about tv shows/sporting events
Snarking about the flailing
But for proving you are decent human being with a passing familiarity with not being a sociopath? Not so much.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 17, 2014 10:25 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: joncelli at November 17, 2014 10:25 AM (RD7QR)
I think I'm a pretty smart guy and I've generally been an early adopter
of technology and social media, but I flat don't get Twitter.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 10:18 AM (JtwS4)
I am with you on that. I owned a fucking Apple II Plus, a long long time ago and I try to keep up, but Twitter is just fucking stupid.
Posted by: Nip Sip at November 17, 2014 10:26 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: The Barrel at November 17, 2014 10:26 AM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2014 10:24 AM (ABcz/)
----
FFS that's pathetic.
Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:26 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 17, 2014 10:25 AM (mf5HN)
OK fine. I won't start an account.
Posted by: kraken at November 17, 2014 10:26 AM (5+mPY)
Other days, you just want to slip on a H8 shirt, and stroll down the sidewalk.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 10:26 AM (n0a1r)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 10:26 AM (2cS/G)
If it included any RAH themes, it could be fantastic!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 10:26 AM (F2IAQ)
You rated for Twitchy, by the way. Classic you!
Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:27 AM (zWC0k)
Posted by: joncelli at November 17, 2014 10:27 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:28 AM (zWC0k)
Punctuation is for fags
Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 10:28 AM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:28 AM (A98Xu)
The Apology of BackwardsBoy
"Who pulled your string? When I want your idiotic opinion, I'll axe for it. Until then, please take your little dollies and go play, and leave real life and genuine accomplishments to the grownups, 'k?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at November 17, 2014 10:28 AM (0HooB)
This one won't make it into the NFL's Ray Rice program for wayward fisticuffs.
Univ. of Michigan starting senior Frank Clark spent the weekend in jail in Sandusky, Ohio for beating his girlfriend in a hotel room..in front of her younger siblings, after he drank a fifth of Hennesey.
Clark two years ago had pled guilty to a second degree felony theft charge for breaking into a dorm room and stealing a laptop. The felony was removed from his record when he paid restitution.
He missed all of one game for that infraction.
This says more about the culture surrounding urban poor college football players than anything else. I realize the schools believe they have an obligation and can somehow magically turn these guys lives around via being a student and a college athlete, but sadly, it doesn't always work.
http://www.mlive.com/wolverines/index.ssf/2014/11/police_report_outlines_reports.html
Posted by: Jen the original at November 17, 2014 10:29 AM (hjTr7)
Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 10:29 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:29 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Scientist Barbie at November 17, 2014 10:29 AM (evdj2)
Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:30 AM (zWC0k)
Most of us are shooting Daisy Red Riders.
Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 10:30 AM (Ua6T/)
Make a shirt with fabric that haz AtC's avitar on it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 10:30 AM (n0a1r)
I confess, all this comet talk is getting to me. I keep getting Interplanet Janet as an earworm
Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 10:30 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2014 10:31 AM (knoK7)
Posted by: kraken at November 17, 2014 10:32 AM (5+mPY)
God Lord! What is that thing?!? It's .. moving.
I'm not saying it will hurt less if you just lie still and take it, but it will go more quickly.
Posted by: Hentai Squid at November 17, 2014 10:32 AM (JtwS4)
Make THAT as a shirt. Just to annoy EVERYONE.
Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:32 AM (zWC0k)
Punctuation isn't for cheap bastards who won't pony up a little extra for the cardboard membership.....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 10:32 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Bigby's Sweaty Palms at November 17, 2014 10:30 AM
Dammit (Janet)!
*goes searching for The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins to purge the earworm*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2014 10:32 AM (knoK7)
Have a good day.
Posted by: Tom Brokaw at November 17, 2014 10:33 AM (6um35)
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 10:26 AM (F2IAQ)
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I'll put it this way - that $61 mill has been raised and the game isn't even in pre-alpha. The "persistent universe" release isn't scheduled until late 2015 (if then). And the 'smooth running' system requirements have been upped to i7 quad core, rs 9 290x nvidia 760 and 16G RAM. Whooaaaa. Lotsa stuff on youtube.LINK: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/
Posted by: mrp at November 17, 2014 10:34 AM (JBggj)
Consider that one stolen. Thanks.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at November 17, 2014 10:34 AM (0HooB)
Ballad of Jed Clampitt works.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 10:34 AM (KfnvH)
Posted by: dogfish at November 17, 2014 10:35 AM (1vYi0)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 17, 2014 10:25 AM (mf5HN)
Gee AtC, how do you really feel about Twitter?
Posted by: wrg500 at November 17, 2014 10:35 AM (sWgE+)
Hotassery
I confess to following #freethenipple.
Because I'm on board with the politics of it. Uh huh. I am.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 10:35 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 17, 2014 10:36 AM (G87Ze)
If you had an acct you could simply follow
Ace
Iowahawk
CuffyMeh
ExJon
And Mickey kaus for immigration, josh archambault for obamacare, and perhaps mrc (newsbusters), the federalist, and maybe hotgas.
YMMV.
I dont use twitter on my phone in order to keep it from becoming a huge time sink.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 17, 2014 10:36 AM (wlPue)
Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:37 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 10:07 AM (/Mxso)
I have a few personal reasons to hate cancer. It is an awful disease for both the patient and the family.
Prayers for your father and you!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 10:37 AM (F2IAQ)
The Horde yahoo group has a photo of my moobs.
You're welcome.
Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 10:37 AM (Ua6T/)
Science dude wears a shirt covered with strong women with firearms, and the harpies take to the couch in outrage?
Sure....I'm good with that.
These scrunts have so much pent up outrage in their heads that they might as well just off themselves.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 17, 2014 10:38 AM (n0a1r)
I dont use twitter on my phone in order to keep it from becoming a huge time sink.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 17, 2014 10:36 AM (wlPue)
I don't use it, or Facebook, because of my little impulse control problem.
Posted by: kraken at November 17, 2014 10:38 AM (5+mPY)
You're welcome.
Posted by: fluffy
See, that's why I don't hang out there much. That and it's Yahoo.
Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:38 AM (zWC0k)
How? The test a week earlier came back negative.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 10:38 AM (KfnvH)
Or a smahtphone, for that matter.
Or any of that "money" stuff I hear so much about.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at November 17, 2014 10:38 AM (0HooB)
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Sorry, the game IS in pre-alpha. There is a starship combat module, and a racing module is also available.
Posted by: mrp at November 17, 2014 10:38 AM (JBggj)
Posted by: wrg500 at November 17, 2014 10:35 AM (sWgE+)
It's a mystery, really.
I confess to following #freethenipple.
Because I'm on board with the politics of it. Uh huh. I am.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 10:35 AM (JtwS4)
*fistbump*
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 17, 2014 10:39 AM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Lincolntf at November 17, 2014 10:39 AM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 17, 2014 10:36 AM (wlPue)
I passed on a "smartphone" for just that reason (well the data charges didn't help either to be honest)!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 10:39 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Fritz at November 17, 2014 10:39 AM (UzPAd)
In 10 years "Star Citizen" will be on the list of "classic Internet scams".
Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:40 AM (zWC0k)
Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 10:40 AM (MMC8r)
Thank you. These days it seems everyone has to deal with it, which sucks.
Posted by: Heralder at November 17, 2014 10:41 AM (/Mxso)
Now at least a subset of that group are getting the vapors because of a shirt?
Really?
Posted by: @JohnTant at November 17, 2014 10:41 AM (PFy0L)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 10:38 AM (KfnvH)
Obamacare techs administered the test and Obamacare docs assisted the patient?
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 10:41 AM (F2IAQ)
Ace
Iowahawk
CuffyMeh
My first three follows.
>>> ExJon
I just followed him on Twitchy for the longest.
Posted by: fluffy at November 17, 2014 10:41 AM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 17, 2014 10:41 AM (M0mf2)
So stupid, so very stupid. But the border is good.
I said, the BORDER IS GOOD.
Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:41 AM (A98Xu)
Double that.
Cancer sux. I've lost many friends and acquaintances to it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at November 17, 2014 10:41 AM (0HooB)
I can only think of one out of the blue libtard attempt to shame me in a public place.
A few years ago, I was in Target with my toddler first born doing a little shopping, you know, minding my own business, feeling happy.
I was picking a package of Pampers off the shelf, when suddenly this old, fat, harpy ran(yes, literally, ran up to me) and stuck a finger in my face and said:
"You're killing the Earth! Disposable diapers are filling up our dumps and ruining the Earth. You put those back right now. They aren't green!"
When my jaw went back in place, I noticed that instead of teh krayzee. Her eyes were filled with righteous anger.
"Put those back!" she said again.
My exact reply (without thinking) was:
"Oh, fuck you. You dried up, old bitch."
Her jaw dropped opened.
I turned my cart and resumed shopping.
I'm glad when that moment came I replied as I did, but, honestly, who does shit like that?
Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2014 10:42 AM (KBvAm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:42 AM (F2IAQ)
How? The test a week earlier came back negative.
Posted by: rickb223
The test was negative. But we swearies he wasn't infectious. Science! --stupid shit said by CDC tools
Posted by: dogfish at November 17, 2014 10:42 AM (1vYi0)
See, in any other context that would just be kinda stalker-y. Actually it still is, but you get an out from the specifics.
Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:42 AM (zWC0k)
*fistbump*
You know what you might like, alex? There's a thing called the Coed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society.
It's a group of girls with an ostensible political aim, to demonstrate that it's as legal for women as for men to not wear shirts in public. So they get together in various parks and streets and post pictures of themselves topless. And when the weather gets cold they come up with a reason to visit saunas. It's quirky, interesting, and hawt.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 10:43 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Broth-R-CVL at November 17, 2014 10:40 AM (zWC0k)
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Time will tell. In the meantime, Elite: Dangerous will have its official release in mid-December.
Posted by: mrp at November 17, 2014 10:43 AM (JBggj)
He was tested and cared for in Sierra Leone. He only came to the US after he crashed.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 10:43 AM (KfnvH)
The next phone was chosen b/c it could do email (for work) and had a good camera.
IPhone was for the camera and ease of integration w/ outr other apple products. But I always stay a few generations back on tech. I rarely adopt early.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 17, 2014 10:43 AM (wlPue)
You might have told her that her size and brand were in the next aisle.
Posted by: kraken at November 17, 2014 10:44 AM (5+mPY)
Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:44 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: NCKate at November 17, 2014 10:44 AM (m21KY)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2014 10:42 AM (KBvAm)
Hope Ace is following this and forwards you an autographed Platinum AoSHQ Lifetime Membership!
Posted by: Hrothgar at November 17, 2014 10:44 AM (F2IAQ)
Really?
Posted by: @JohnTant
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Hypocrisy is the Liberal's stock in trade.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:44 AM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2014 10:45 AM (g1DWB)
How? The test a week earlier came back negative.
Posted by: rickb223
The test was negative. But we swearies he wasn't infectious. Science! --stupid shit said by CDC tools
Posted by: dogfish at November 17, 2014 10:42 AM (1vYi0)
Ebola plus false negative tests equals oh shit.
Posted by: eman at November 17, 2014 10:45 AM (MQEz6)
Posted by: naturalfake at November 17, 2014 10:42 AM (KBvAm)
That needs to go on a t-shirt for your kid one day.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 10:45 AM (Zu3d9)
visit regularly and also for ppl who track subjects of interest. And, as
AtC said, for snark.
If you like sports, it's fun to see what current/former players have to say about the game you're watching. Iowa State's last several QBs are all on and they tweet during the games--comments about the play selection, defense reads, getting shafted by the officials (not just homerism, the BigXII has issued several apologies for the refs making clearly wrong calls that have caused ISU to lose games).
But it's a lousy RSS feed. People who just tweet out the URL of their blog post once a day are only going to reach the people who looking at that particular moment--very few people go back after work and read the whole day's worth of tweets (Facebook is better for that).
Posted by: HR needs beer at November 17, 2014 10:46 AM (ZKzrr)
She asks "Is that a true story ?"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 17, 2014 10:46 AM (go6ud)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:46 AM (F2IAQ)
"Oh, fuck you. You dried up, old bitch."
I'm pretty sure that's the Curmudgeon's Union Pledge.
It's also my standard response to any bleating from a frigid harpy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, International Double-Naught Cat Speculator at November 17, 2014 10:46 AM (0HooB)
Every now and then when I remember that I own a twit machine I find that Ace has gone on a longcomedic jag that's hilarious.
I hate it when he cheats on us with the twat thing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 10:47 AM (JtwS4)
God Bless, prayers for your Dad
Posted by: ginaswo at November 17, 2014 10:47 AM (+X1qa)
Posted by: toby928(C) at November 17, 2014 10:48 AM (evdj2)
>>Jose Canseco
If Earth can control the comet transport system we will run the Milkyway. Think about that
Yea, think about it.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 17, 2014 10:49 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Tom Brokaw at November 17, 2014 10:49 AM (6um35)
Without looking, anyone want to guess Frank Clark's major?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc
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Answer is : General Studies
Which kinda strikes me as no major at all.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:49 AM (F2IAQ)
"Oh, fuck you. You dried up, old bitch."
Wholly appropriate.
(This dried-up fat old harpy bitch would have made faces at the kid until it giggled. Crap, I fail at that, too.)
Posted by: HR needs beer at November 17, 2014 10:49 AM (ZKzrr)
Just the though of it wd make me give up and die.
Posted by: The Progs at November 17, 2014 10:50 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: X at November 17, 2014 10:50 AM (KHo8t)
The sports figures thing is fun. Also encouraging to track the good celbrities, like charlie daniels.
My frustration is when someone I follow gets into a big back and forth with ppl like cher or other mindless a-holes. Sometimes I wind up muting those feeds.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 17, 2014 10:51 AM (wlPue)
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I suspect they sniffed the knickers in the cheerleaders locker room.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:52 AM (F2IAQ)
http://is.gd/JE6yCV
(If you need a trigger warning for this you're probably at the wrong blog.)
Posted by: HR needs beer at November 17, 2014 10:52 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at November 17, 2014 10:52 AM (wlPue)
What a fcuking retard.
We didn't have semi-autos when he was growing up?
Wow....Colt and Browning and CZ and Luger and......
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2014 10:54 AM (Zu3d9)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 17, 2014 10:54 AM (ABcz/)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 17, 2014 10:55 AM (KfnvH)
Posted by: seems legit at November 17, 2014 10:55 AM (A98Xu)
Posted by: moonbat with CoExist bumper sticker at November 17, 2014 10:55 AM (1vYi0)
Pure evil, using stupidity as protective camouflage.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at November 17, 2014 10:56 AM (go6ud)
What a fcuking retard.
We didn't have semi-autos when he was growing up?
The Browning 1911 was named for the number of rounds it holds.
Posted by: X at November 17, 2014 10:57 AM (KHo8t)
It's a group of girls with an ostensible political aim, to demonstrate that it's as legal for women as for men to not wear shirts in public. So they get together in various parks and streets and post pictures of themselves topless. And when the weather gets cold they come up with a reason to visit saunas. It's quirky, interesting, and hawt.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 10:43 AM (JtwS4)
Unfortunately, I know some bints who are involved in stuff like that and.
Hmm.
How to put this.
The hot does not exceed the crazy.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at November 17, 2014 10:58 AM (mf5HN)
Which kinda strikes me as no major at all.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 17, 2014 10:49 AM (F2IAQ)
Even more asinine than the oft used major of "Communications".
On the other side of the spectrum, Ohio State currently has a fifth year female basketball player who is also in medical school.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 17, 2014 11:00 AM (hjTr7)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2014 11:00 AM (JtwS4)
And if he doesn't know what a semi-automatic is, he's going to wind up shooting himself in that 'closet full of guns.'
Posted by: --- at November 17, 2014 11:05 AM (MMC8r)
The DOD is basically ordering all Military to hide that fact that anyone is in the Military.
-
And don't wear a hate shirt.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at November 17, 2014 11:06 AM (uT/xj)
Uh . . . last time I checked totally random with no facts was not anything close to probable cause.
I'm a player or coach I ask to see their warrant- no warrant particularly describing the things to be seized - no search. I cause a scene. The NFL gets embarrassed, the DEA looks like idiots. My job is done here.
Refusing to allow a search by invoking your rights under the 5th and 4th amendments is not grounds for a warrant . . .
Posted by: Comanche Pilot [yes, that one] at November 17, 2014 11:15 AM (uRa8s)
Vic, goggle up John Tyler vs Plano East. It is said to be the greatest comeback in Texas high school history.
Posted by: Erowmero at November 17, 2014 11:24 AM (go5uR)
Did he leave out the word "good" on purpose?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 17, 2014 11:43 AM (81ia8)
I finally got a Samsung Galaxy, with Consumer Cellular. My data charge, which gets me 200 texts and 20mb of data costs $2.50 a month. I use my home wi-fi for the internet so I don't rack up the data.
It only takes a couple minutes to configure it that way. Go over the limit and it gets costly, but you can check usage as often as you like and change to one of the higher tear (sic) plans anytime.
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