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bonk bonk on the head
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 23, 2014 03:13 PM (fIv/H) Posted by: Citizen X at September 23, 2014 03:13 PM (7ObY1) 3
My wife only beats me to show me how much she cares for me.
Posted by: david brooks at September 23, 2014 03:13 PM (lD34o) Posted by: david brooks at September 23, 2014 03:14 PM (lD34o) Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2014 03:14 PM (NaV4z) Posted by: David Brooks at September 23, 2014 03:14 PM (7ObY1) 7
Media hypocrites? The deuce, you say.
Posted by: fluffy at September 23, 2014 03:15 PM (Ua6T/) 8
Excellent post and decisively nails it:
"---creating disruption in other institutions which compete for the public's affection, specifically, those which are not themselves left-leaning." Posted by: seems legit at September 23, 2014 03:15 PM (A98Xu) 9
Oh shit..... the NSA stole Ace.
Or he banned himself again. I think it was a random Jon Anderson lyric. (Because Yes had a song called "That that is") Posted by: Citizen X at September 23, 2014 03:15 PM (7ObY1) Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2014 03:15 PM (sWgE+) 11
You f*cking poseur!!! I'm the real David Brooks... if that's okay with you, honey.
Posted by: david brooks at September 23, 2014 03:16 PM (lD34o) 12
Ace fell asleep mid sentence and his head hit the POST key.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 23, 2014 03:16 PM (EtJUU) Posted by: Mommy Brooks Dearest at September 23, 2014 03:16 PM (dUGHS) 14
11 You f*cking poseur!!! I'm the real David Brooks... if that's okay with you, honey.
Go crease your pants, homo. Posted by: Faux David Brooks at September 23, 2014 03:16 PM (7ObY1) 15
The hobos finally got to ace!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:16 PM (DrWcr) 16
Corrective Phrenology is not to be self-applied. Especially when writing.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 23, 2014 03:17 PM (rt3TY) 17
As if I would ever appear on Faux!
Posted by: david brooks at September 23, 2014 03:17 PM (lD34o) 18
Avenge me!
Posted by: Rick "Dirty" Sanchez, drunk driver, killer at September 23, 2014 03:18 PM (ioO9/) 19
The Spice Must Flow!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 23, 2014 03:18 PM (EtJUU) 20
>>>>This isn't my bag
... and One book, entitled "Domestic Violence - - it's totally my bag, baby!" by a Mr. A. O'Spades. Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Duster at September 23, 2014 03:18 PM (3ZtZW) 21
remember Jan 1993 when we were repeatedly told that women should get outof the house on Superbowl Sunday? Worst day for women getting assaulted by husbands and boyfriends? Youmight remember thatit turned out to be rubbish, but it was promoting a higher truth.
Posted by: George Frederick Handel at September 23, 2014 03:18 PM (bJm7W) 22
Shit, is this like "Finnegan's Wake"? "whether the" is the end of the book, but it loops to the beginning, so the story has no true beginning or end but simply a continuous narrative?
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 03:19 PM (3H4Zj) 23
*ahem*
Posted by: the scorpion at September 23, 2014 03:19 PM (heW+t) Posted by: krakatoa at September 23, 2014 03:19 PM (eCtnP) 25
The media exists to create the crisis de jour, the buzz, the whispers, the outrage, the rally cry
"Remember the Maine" "Remember the Alamo" "The Lindbergh Baby has been kidnapped !!!!!" "War on Women" It's how they make their money, like the backyard gossip who knows everything going on in the neighborhood. Posted by: fallacies galore at September 23, 2014 03:20 PM (/hT2g) 26
OT but extremely interesting, China has said no more islamic dress. head coverings, crescents, beards fasting etc. are banned. They will not allow people on buses that cover themselves up or have mussie beards. Of course the left is whining HR violations. Well tough. They were blowing up innocent chinese right and left so what did they expect? Posted by: The Progs at September 23, 2014 03:20 PM (iQIUe) 27
I think Jonah Goldberg has made this point rather well.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 23, 2014 03:20 PM (EtJUU) 28
However, when an institution is right-leaning -- or simply not left-leaning -- the media goes into attack mode to degrade it (as Obama might say), to humble it, to disrupt it, to bring it down a peg, to bring it to heel -- to show it who's boss, in terms of institutional power.
---------------------------------------------- OR an institution representing a deeply-held American tradition. Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2014 03:20 PM (zTzGd) 29
Of course the left is whining HR violations. Well tough. They were blowing up innocent chinese right and left so what did they expect?
Posted by: The Progs at September 23, 2014 03:20 PM (iQIUe) Uighur, please. Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:20 PM (DrWcr) 30
When I get you in my apartment, you'll learn a new meaning for degraded.
Posted by: Shep Smith at September 23, 2014 03:21 PM (oFCZn) 31
>>>>unnecessarily disrupting a competing institution
Don't get it. How is the NFL a competing institution to the media? Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Duster at September 23, 2014 03:21 PM (3ZtZW) 32
Actually, the media sound like abused spouses, always making up excuses for their man's violence, while gossiping about the other men, the real culprits.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2014 03:21 PM (9T/th) 33
Do we still have to do it standing up, Shep, old man?
Posted by: david brooks at September 23, 2014 03:21 PM (lD34o) 34
The funniest thing about this whole thing is
Posted by: Mega at September 23, 2014 03:22 PM (hHFOx) 35
-- whether or not the media sees itself as having a priority of creating disruption in other institutions which compete for the public's affection, specifically, those which are not themselves left-leaning.*
You know, I read a book recently that talked about this. Liberal Fascism. The author's name is Jonah Goldberg. Look it up ace, I think you'd really like it. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 23, 2014 03:22 PM (da5Wo) 36
It's really striking that
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM (heW+t) 37
Since I am horrified by this, I will keep bringing it up.
Governor Deval Patrick has gone full Kennedy and fired people for having the temerity to demand that his brother in law, who was convicted of raping his wife (aka Gov. Patrick's sister), be listed as a sex offender. I think we can all imagine how this would be playing out if it were a Republican governor who did such a thing. War. On. Women. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM (mf5HN) 38
"The Guild protects its own. The Guild has its own interests. The Guild has its own agenda."
Marv Albert begs to differ. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Perturbed Pumpkins and Atumunal Agonies at the Outrage Outlet! at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM (hLRSq) 39
Domestic violence isn't always bad but it is always tiring.
Posted by: Ike Turner at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM (EtJUU) 40
>>>Don't get it. How is the NFL a competing institution to the media?
entertainment, prestige. Plus, collecting a scalp is personally and financially rewarding. All animals -- and all people -- and all institutions -- compete with each other for dominance and pre-eminence. I tend to view society and culture in Darwinian terms. Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM (/FnUH) 41
The Ray Rice video was played a lot. Wgat I learned from the rxs to that is that any woman who is with a pro athlete is probably a ho. (Just like I learned - while on a malpractice jury - that all MDs are guilty of malpractice.)
But imho the MSM has under-reported the details of the whippings that Adrian Peterson gave his 4 yr old. And tgey've under-reported the texts and admissions. I get the conflicted opinions about adult women who get beaten (sort of), but I don't get the shrugs about a toddler getting whipped. As for the stats flying around about rate of occurence in NFL vs , I'd be interested in comparing crime rates within economic brackets. Seems like most of the big college and NFL stars have DUIs, drugs, thefts, and/or assault arrests. I don't even have a moving violation. Posted by: Y-not on the phone at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM (zDsvJ) 42
31 >>>>unnecessarily disrupting a competing institution
Don't get it. How is the NFL a competing institution to the media? Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Duster at September 23, 2014 03:21 PM (3ZtZW) With the media becoming increasingly self-referential, it only stands to reason that Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM (DrWcr) Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM (JOApe) 44
>>>Since I am horrified by this, I will keep bringing it up.
Governor Deval Patrick has gone full Kennedy and fired people for having the temerity to demand that his brother in law, who was convicted of raping his wife (aka Gov. Patrick's sister), be listed as a sex offender. I think we can all imagine how this would be playing out if it were a Republican governor who did such a thing. ... i didn't know about that; i'll post it next. Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM (/FnUH) 45
Ace is such a badass writer, he doesn't just use silent letters. He uses silent words.
Posted by: Mega at September 23, 2014 03:24 PM (hHFOx) 46
The sheriff is
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 23, 2014 03:24 PM (heW+t) 47
it must never be forgotten that Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:25 PM (/FnUH) 48
The most important thing to take away from all this is
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:25 PM (DrWcr) Posted by: Interrupting Cow at September 23, 2014 03:25 PM (3ZtZW) 50
What marijuana, Mister Ranger?
Posted by: uncut andi sullivan at September 23, 2014 03:25 PM (lD34o) 51
But first
Posted by: Mel Gibson at September 23, 2014 03:26 PM (dUGHS) 52
Remember, too, CNN (can we actually still call them media?) gave me a show after my corruption and disgraces were made public.
That'd be like Roger Goodell seeing the video, and then putting an unsuspended Ray Rice front and center during Pink Ribbon Month in the NFL. Posted by: Client No. 9 at September 23, 2014 03:26 PM (ioO9/) 53
Don't forget about the ESPN guy to taped his girlfriend in delecto and then posted it to a pron site. Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2014 03:26 PM (9T/th) 54
So then the duck turns around and says
Posted by: Mega at September 23, 2014 03:26 PM (hHFOx) 55
First rule of the Guild is not to talk about the Guild. You have been warned. By the Guild.
Posted by: The Guild at September 23, 2014 03:26 PM (yRwC8) 56
I miss when ESPN used to be just about highlights. Now it wants to talk about (and insert itself into) "THE ISSUES (TM)." Who enjoys this horse crap?
I just want to watch another lousy season with my football team, but no, it's got to be about THE NAME. Ugh. As if Dan Snyder isn't punishment enough. Neo-Puritans ruin everything. Posted by: Shoot Me at September 23, 2014 03:26 PM (EQcfE) 57
"The Guild has its own agenda."
1st Rule of The Guild: You don't talk about The Guild's Agenda. 2nd Rule of The Guild: You don't talk about the Guild's Agenda. 3rd Rule: Lie. Often. Posted by: The Guild at September 23, 2014 03:27 PM (1CroS) 58
before cutting the oxygen feed to the cabin, you must first
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:27 PM (/FnUH) 59
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM (JOApe)
What did you write that was so appalling that it had to be scrubbed from the site with only a gray box left behind to mark where it had been? Posted by: Mikey NTH - Perturbed Pumpkins and Atumunal Agonies at the Outrage Outlet! at September 23, 2014 03:27 PM (hLRSq) 60
Party of the Donkey Punch!
Posted by: Dan (aka Don Ho Ho Ho) In-No-Way! at September 23, 2014 03:27 PM (ucB75) 61
Penguins are never found in
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at September 23, 2014 03:27 PM (EtJUU) 62
improperly inserting the bullets into the clip will
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:27 PM (/FnUH) 63
THEN WHO IS Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2014 03:27 PM (NaV4z) 64
THEN WHO WAS
Posted by: Marmo at September 23, 2014 03:27 PM (QW+AD) 65
When summoning demons it is vital to remember to
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (heW+t) 66
a woman will not be bothered by some ass-play if
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (/FnUH) 67
The Guild protects its own. The Guild has its own interests. The Guild has its own agenda.
The beatings must flow. Posted by: EC at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (GQ8sn) 68
The sex offender's list is a great tool to use to suppress those other people who would otherwise compete with our people.
Everyone hates pedophelia and pedophiles so label someone a sex offender and they will never bother you again. It's like making conservatives into criminals. Once you have defined and established the offence all you need to do is expand the definition and you can send six year old boys to reeducation camp for wearing a USMC t-shirt to school. Posted by: fallacies galore at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (/hT2g) 69
What about Hope Solo? When does she get ban fro soccer?
Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (sWgE+) Posted by: Jim at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (RzZOc) 71
Whatever you do, don't
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (da5Wo) 72
If Pluto is a planet them I'm a
Posted by: Neil deGrasse Tyson at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (EtJUU) 73
Of course it's also human nature to pile on.
I catch myself doing sometimes. Anyway, as I've said, I would defend Goodell but I hate him. Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (VhqUZ) 74
Insert Tab A into
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (heW+t) 75
This is much more common than most people realize. Having been inside news orgs, I can tell you there's very much a culture of silence... if you report on their bastards, they'll report on yours.
Silence rules the day. Posted by: Anonymous Coward at September 23, 2014 03:28 PM (joAMD) 76
I don't know that I agree with Rush Limbaugh's claim that the media is unnecessarily disrupting a
competing institution Professional boxing? Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (NDtnc) 77
Ha!
Posted by: Marmo at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (QW+AD) 78
"What? Cocaine? In my shorts? I have no idea how that got there Mr. Customs Officer."
-Bob Probert Posted by: Mikey NTH - Perturbed Pumpkins and Atumunal Agonies at the Outrage Outlet! at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (hLRSq) 79
First, cut the red wire after ensuring
Posted by: explosives manual at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (lD34o) 80
Women beg for facials when you
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (da5Wo) 81
No. 21. That is correct, sir. "False but accurate," is our motto.
Posted by: Dan Rather at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (NG7MG) 82
Read all about it in Jonah
Posted by: Mega at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (hHFOx) 83
re 26: "OT but extremely interesting, China has said no more islamic dress. head coverings, crescents, beards fasting etc. are banned. They will not allow people on buses that cover themselves up or have mussie beards."
don't people like SIEU's Andy Stern and Paul Krugman tell us we should be more like China? Posted by: mallfly at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (bJm7W) 84
I'm sure Jeffery Lord came up with this article idea independently. It seems pretty obvious.
Or... He could be an AoSHQ fan and caught my comment last week recommending this exact thing (along with a check into abuse for officials of the Democrat party). Of course, this would have had more impact had it came out earlier when the media was at the height of it's frenzy. Posted by: jwest at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (u2a4R) 85
Weren't all the Munchkins members of a Guild? I'm sure the Lollipop Kids were. Posted by: The Progs at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (iQIUe) 86
There are those who would say
Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (VhqUZ) Posted by: The Guild at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (mETGQ) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2014 03:29 PM (TIIx5) 89
locate the sternum with your fingers, poise the syringe six inches above it, then
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:30 PM (/FnUH) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2014 03:30 PM (mgE2f) 91
I hear black helicopters
Posted by: fallacies galore at September 23, 2014 03:30 PM (/hT2g) 92
RE #55
1st Rule of Moron-posting: Don't read the post or the comments before commenting. 2nd Rule of Moron-posting: Don't read the post or the comments before commenting. Posted by: The Real Guild at September 23, 2014 03:30 PM (1CroS) 93
The floe must beat!
Posted by: the penguins at September 23, 2014 03:30 PM (lD34o) 94
After inserting your
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 23, 2014 03:30 PM (da5Wo) 95
Grab the lemon with both hands and
Posted by: Mega at September 23, 2014 03:31 PM (hHFOx) 96
First, the man with the melon switches on the vacuum cleaner, then
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 23, 2014 03:31 PM (heW+t) 97
Oh oh. Hello barrel.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:31 PM (JOApe) 98
Everyone hates pedophelia and pedophiles so label someone a sex offender and they will never bother you again.
It's like making conservatives into criminals. Remove that last shred of restraint. I dare you. Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2014 03:31 PM (NDtnc) 99
China is allowed to have their own culture because reasons.
Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2014 03:31 PM (VhqUZ) 100
>>>I miss when ESPN used to be just about highlights.
Now it wants to talk about (and insert itself into) "THE ISSUES (TM)." Who enjoys this horse crap? Posted by: Shoot Me at September 23, 2014 03:26 PM (EQcfE)<<< E!SPN. You're 24 hour home for gossip, overly dramatic former athletes, and uniform style critiques. Posted by: E!SPN at September 23, 2014 03:31 PM (ioO9/) 101
Children taste better when
Posted by: Hairy Reed at September 23, 2014 03:32 PM (jucos) 102
Children taste better when
Posted by: Hairy Reed at September 23, 2014 03:32 PM (jucos) 103
Harmless king snakes can be differentiated from deadly coral snakes by
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:32 PM (/FnUH) Posted by: maddogg at September 23, 2014 03:32 PM (xWW96) 105
Ace is a
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 23, 2014 03:32 PM (da5Wo) 106
Fruit and
Posted by: Mega at September 23, 2014 03:32 PM (hHFOx) 107
Oh oh. Hello barrel.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:31 PM (JOApe) You may not be interested in the barrel; but the barrel is interested in you. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Perturbed Pumpkins and Atumunal Agonies at the Outrage Outlet! at September 23, 2014 03:32 PM (hLRSq) 108
But the bad mans inna white howse had 8 hunnert boolits to load into that machete and hatchet!!
Posted by: the media - guns are bad and they scare me so there at September 23, 2014 03:32 PM (ucB75) 109
If you're bitten by a poisonous snake, don't ever
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:33 PM (DrWcr) 110
What about self abuse? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 23, 2014 03:33 PM (X+nFp) 111
The call is coming from
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 23, 2014 03:33 PM (jucos) 112
I have pancakes in my Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2014 03:33 PM (TIIx5) 113
If the nuclear core reaches 4,500 degrees celsius, it may be melting down. First,
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:33 PM (/FnUH) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2014 03:33 PM (mgE2f) 115
The most important thing to take away from all this is
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:25 PM (DrWcr) Soooooo. I see the third hand graft finally took hold. So to speak. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 23, 2014 03:33 PM (mf5HN) 116
The secret to getting hot women into bed with you is
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:33 PM (DrWcr) 117
When your wife says to
Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2014 03:33 PM (sWgE+) 118
THEN WHO WAS VIOLENCE?!?!
Posted by: RomneyBot since 2007 at September 23, 2014 03:34 PM (e2WGx) 119
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it must never be forgotten that Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:25 PM (/FnUH) .-------------..-------------.Thread winner! Posted by: chiefjaybob at September 23, 2014 03:34 PM (syWCj) 120
I had my phone sitting on my laptop and it must have scrolled down. I really didn't have that much to say, but I sure did use allot of space. This is really the story of Obama.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:34 PM (JOApe) 121
When attempting to gain the bear's trust, be sure to never to
Posted by: Timothy Treadwell at September 23, 2014 03:34 PM (EtJUU) Posted by: Darth Vader at September 23, 2014 03:34 PM (/FnUH) 123
The MFM should remember this quote:
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye. Posted by: Vic at September 23, 2014 03:34 PM (T2V/1) 124
Post on a Prick
Followed by a post on a boob Followeb by a post on assholes What's next? Hillary? Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at September 23, 2014 03:34 PM (znT2j) 125
Horde, I'l be posting some selfies at
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 23, 2014 03:34 PM (mf5HN) 126
To convince her and her friend
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 23, 2014 03:34 PM (da5Wo) Posted by: Marcel Marceau at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (jucos) 128
Never make direct eye contact with a
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (DrWcr) 129
maintaining a firm grip, use your thumbs to gently separate
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (WRseu) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (TIIx5) 131
Soooooo. I see the third hand graft finally took hold. So to speak.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 23, 2014 03:33 PM (mf5HN) Actually, I'm typing with my Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (DrWcr) 132
When I am President the three agencies I will cut are
Posted by: I'm Rick Perry, bitch at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (ioO9/) 133
Post on a Prick
Followed by a post on a boob Followeb by a post on assholes What's next? Hillary? KABOOM! Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (X+nFp) 134
The first rule of docking a dirigible is
Posted by: Capt. Max Pruss at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (EtJUU) 135
Grab the long hot
Posted by: Iblis at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (9221z) 136
to the Left, The NFL celebrates masculinity, so Patriarchy, so it must be either transformed or destroyed
Posted by: brak at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (Tj+s6) 137
The key to getting your husband to do the dishes and other routine household tasks is
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (/FnUH) 138
The predicate of a sentence is
Posted by: Mega at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (hHFOx) 139
Shut up Marcel.
Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (VhqUZ) 140
AtC's lack of statue only hinders her when
Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (sWgE+) 141
"Horde, I'l be posting some selfies at"
the chive admit it....all moronettes have selfies at the chive Posted by: fallacies galore at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (/hT2g) 142
Its
Posted by: Monty Python's Flying Circus at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (3ZtZW) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (mgE2f) 144
Omigod!!! Its full of Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (NaV4z) 145
Who still thinks we're kidding about the camps?
Dinesh D'Souza was sentenced Tuesday to eight months in a confinement center and five years probation Posted by: Citizen X at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (7ObY1) 146
Actually, I'm typing with my
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:35 PM (DrWcr) Tea all over Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (mf5HN) 147
Well... I'm off to
Posted by: Capt. Shettino at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (jucos) 148
Whatever you do, you must never, ever
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (c3oyT) 149
To get her to bring you a beer, you
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 23, 2014 03:37 PM (da5Wo) 150
BEST DAMN LOW-CARB BROWNIES IN THE WORLD!!!
4 grams of carbs per brownie, and indistinguishable from real brownies. And made with real melted chocolate, too! To make them, you need: 4 cups of Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:37 PM (/FnUH) 151
O what fools these mortals
Posted by: The Bard at September 23, 2014 03:37 PM (7ObY1) 152
My address is Posted by: Kate Upton at September 23, 2014 03:37 PM (TIIx5) 153
I think "dupe" aptly describes anyone that listens to the media.
Every single story I read, not matter who the source is gets sceptically filtered. Notice I said "read" because many have lost the privilege of having me as a reader. They are so thoroughly discredited that I won't even wast my time. I was going to parenthetically add "watch" but I really don't watch at all anymore. It's just too painful and checking facts makes watching to arduous. But there is still a whole class of people out there who use the media as their primary source of information (maybe Brooks can find them and strike up a conversation). And you want to wonder why the country is in so much trouble? I believe many people have lost the inquisitive aspect of their personalities. Today's mind numbing media and terrible schools is largely responsible for that. So the media gets away with this dishonest stuff because they are seen mostly as entertainment by people who are largely apathetic and uncaring. Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 03:37 PM (GGCsk) 154
(but that could just be because I stopped watching the media long ago, so I wouldn't know!) -- but it's a good point.----Ace
Oh Ace give yourself credit. You do watch the media and comment about what they say and don't say. You are pretty much on top of things IMHO. That being said the media does protect their own and those that align on the left. I will give you one example, teacher sexual misconduct. That's a bigger story than say Ray Rice slapping up his girl or Adrian Peterson whipping his son. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 23, 2014 03:37 PM (2Aj5D) Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2014 03:37 PM (NDtnc) 156
"The media never suggests that one man's failings are the fault of a left-leaning institution in general -- "
----------------- From The Department of Extraordinary Coincidence: Kwame Kilpatrick, Patrick Cannon, Ray Nagin, Bill Campbell, Gordon Jenkins, etc., etc. Posted by: Mr. Maudlin at September 23, 2014 03:37 PM (F2IAQ) 157
When cruising the North Atlantic, be sure to keep a sharp eye out for
Posted by: Titanic's lookout handbook at September 23, 2014 03:37 PM (QW+AD) 158
I love how Jeffrey Lord piece explains how the left circles the wagons from a distance, then pounces at once.
Like pack animals after prey. Exactly like that. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 23, 2014 03:38 PM (IXrOn) 159
If you geeks had real keyboards instead of smart phones, you wouldn't have the issue of
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2014 03:38 PM (9T/th) 160
First, take off her
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 23, 2014 03:38 PM (da5Wo) 161
Time
Posted by: Andy Reid at September 23, 2014 03:38 PM (JybVy) Posted by: AltonJackson at September 23, 2014 03:38 PM (WRseu) 163
They will never land in
Posted by: A Hitler at September 23, 2014 03:38 PM (jucos) 164
You guys are ruthless. And hilarious.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:38 PM (JOApe) 165
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BEST DAMN LOW-CARB BROWNIES IN THE WORLD!!! 4 grams of carbs per brownie, and indistinguishable from real brownies. And made with real melted chocolate, too! To make them, you need: 4 eggs Posted by: ace Then bring them for the rest of the class young man. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 23, 2014 03:39 PM (2Aj5D) Posted by: Jimmy Walker at September 23, 2014 03:39 PM (mgE2f) 167
164 You guys are ruthless. And hilarious.
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:38 PM (JOApe) And we're Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 23, 2014 03:39 PM (da5Wo) 168
To avoid infection and painful necrosis, be sure to Posted by: Cockring Instruction Pamphlet at September 23, 2014 03:39 PM (TIIx5) 169
Always make sure the cheese grater is turned away from your
Posted by: Bill O'Reilly's Ghost of Falafel at September 23, 2014 03:39 PM (RJMhd) 170
You killed my
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at September 23, 2014 03:40 PM (jucos) 171
Call me Ishmael. Some years ago -- never mind how long precisely -- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off--then, I account it high time to
Posted by: Herman Melville just forgot everything he intended to say at September 23, 2014 03:40 PM (/FnUH) 172
Rush has to see the NFL getting put over a barrel
Posted by: the real ch3 at September 23, 2014 03:40 PM (IG5KL) 173
The EPA... OSHA..... and Posted by: Rick Perry at September 23, 2014 03:40 PM (NaV4z) 174
At this point
Posted by: Penfold at September 23, 2014 03:40 PM (Fbt5B) 175
When stalking hobo's
Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2014 03:40 PM (sWgE+) Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at September 23, 2014 03:40 PM (da5Wo) 177
except the second core, which
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 23, 2014 03:41 PM (rt3TY) 178
Think a new meme is
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:41 PM (DrWcr) 179
Never swim in the deep ocean.
There was a 'round the world sailor, solo sailor, who was found clinging to the stays of his yacht with his body overboard. His body ended at the waterline, where his waist would have been. Posted by: fallacies galore at September 23, 2014 03:41 PM (/hT2g) 180
Here, hold my
Posted by: West Virginia Redneck at September 23, 2014 03:41 PM (jucos) Posted by: Ruth at September 23, 2014 03:41 PM (hHFOx) 182
His body ended at the waterline, where his waist would have been.
Posted by: fallacies galore at September 23, 2014 03:41 PM (/hT2g) What got him was probably Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:41 PM (DrWcr) 183
Always make sure your plastic surgeon is
Posted by: Michael Jackson at September 23, 2014 03:41 PM (RJMhd) 184
We'll always have
Posted by: Humphrey Bogart at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (mgE2f) 185
As her warm lips touched my
Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (sWgE+) 186
There was a 'round the world sailor, solo sailor, who was found clinging to the stays of his yacht with his body overboard. His body ended at the waterline, where his waist would have been. -- Antarctic Ocean, right? It was the Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (9T/th) 187
Apply the lube to
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (mf5HN) 188
AoSH-ADHD
Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (VndSC) 189
Posted by: Herman Melville just forgot everything he intended to say at September 23, 2014 03:40 PM (/FnUH)
If only! That book was the biggest pile of crap ever. Until, David Brooks got a job at Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (X+nFp) 190
Link...Save the Princess...Zelda is your
Posted by: Link's dying uncle in LTTP at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (3H4Zj) 191
I played the Posted by: Brian Dennehy at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (TIIx5) 192
The only hope you humans have against us is to
Posted by: The Penguins at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (DrWcr) 193
Rush has to LOVE seeing the NFL getting put over a barrel
Posted by: the real ch3 at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (IG5KL) Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (LA0Tl) 195
The sun also
Posted by: Papa Hemingway at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (7ObY1) 196
This is obviously all a plot by Big
Posted by: Mega at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (hHFOx) 197
AUGER?!?!?! ... I barely know
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (jucos) 198
When confronted by a charging Hillary, never
Posted by: Secret Service Handbook at September 23, 2014 03:43 PM (dUGHS) 199
When posting make sure a heavy object is resting on the
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:43 PM (JOApe) 200
In Soviet Russia
Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2014 03:43 PM (VhqUZ) 201
Never give your
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at September 23, 2014 03:43 PM (RJMhd) 202
"Pushback against the media on this point is not over whether domestic violence is bad -- it is said to be bad, without reservation, by everyone"
Not to be a pedant but domestic violence is not said to be bad by the Religion of Peace and they can quote from the Koran and Hadith to back up their contentions. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at September 23, 2014 03:43 PM (PD6iL) 203
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was
Posted by: Verbal Kint at September 23, 2014 03:43 PM (ioO9/) 204
We promise not to probe you any more as long as you
Posted by: The Greys at September 23, 2014 03:43 PM (7ObY1) 205
Draft Mode is an easy way to make sure
Posted by: Mega at September 23, 2014 03:43 PM (hHFOx) Posted by: Emma Watson at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (Fbt5B) Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (3H4Zj) 208
But first you will
Posted by: Mel Gibson at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (9T/th) Posted by: Tale of Two at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (mgE2f) 210
When stalking hobo's
Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2014 03:40 PM (sWgE+) All your apostrophes are belong to Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (mf5HN) 211
A republic, if you can
Posted by: Stuff Ben Franklin Didn't Say, vol. 2, 3rd edition at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (QW+AD) 212
All trolls are
Posted by: Citizen X at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (7ObY1) 213
Always wipe
Posted by: Jennifer Aniston at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (RJMhd) Posted by: the scoamf at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (IXrOn) 215
The best way to stretch it out is
Posted by: Hope Solo at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (JOApe) Posted by: zombie Gary Coleman at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (mgE2f) 217
Plagerize, plagerize, plagerize are the first rules of writing.
Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (heW+t) 218
Meghan McCain will have an intellgent thought when
Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2014 03:44 PM (sWgE+) 219
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I must confess. I was the man behind the
Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2014 03:45 PM (zTzGd) 221
Bloody Mary....Bloody Mary....Bloody Ma
Posted by: Your best friend at a 3rd grade slumber party at September 23, 2014 03:45 PM (3H4Zj) 222
Want to see something neat? I have three
Posted by: Jasmine Tridevil at September 23, 2014 03:45 PM (/FnUH) 223
After the suspect clears the iron fence, next be sure to Posted by: Secret Service SOP Manual at September 23, 2014 03:45 PM (NaV4z) 224
I
Posted by: Edmund Sears at September 23, 2014 03:45 PM (jucos) 225
I showed the Secret Service chick how my dick could double as a
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 23, 2014 03:45 PM (EtJUU) 226
I think there is a basic distinction between violence in the newsroom and violence in the NFL. Provocation. Many's the time I could gladly have jumped through the screen and strangled Baba Wawa or Wolf Blitzer.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 23, 2014 03:45 PM (j6e8f) 227
Who put the bomp in the
Posted by: Citizen X at September 23, 2014 03:45 PM (7ObY1) 228
I saw Finnegan's Wake open for
Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2014 03:45 PM (VndSC) 229
You gotta know when to
Posted by: Kenny Rogers, playing poker at September 23, 2014 03:45 PM (ioO9/) 230
Who still thinks we're kidding about the camps?
Dinesh D'Souza was sentenced Tuesday to eight months in a confinement center and five years probation Posted by: Citizen X at September 23, 2014 03:36 PM (7ObY1) He'll get to leave for a set period of time each day to go to work. These are halfway houses typically used by those whose prison sentences are almost up and are needing to transition back into society. Considering he pleaded guilty to the charges and prosecutors wanted him sentenced to 16 months in a federal penitentiary, (remember Martha Stewart got almost two years in a fed facility), he's probably lucky this was it. I"m a big fan of D'Souza. He also broke the law and admitted it. Posted by: Jen at September 23, 2014 03:46 PM (7uhoP) Posted by: Good Advice at September 23, 2014 03:46 PM (mgE2f) 232
It's probably time for a
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2014 03:46 PM (9T/th) 233
Want to know who really shot me? You'd have never guessed it was
Posted by: Zombie JFK at September 23, 2014 03:46 PM (7ObY1) 234
Can't I just finish Posted by: SCOAMF at September 23, 2014 03:46 PM (TIIx5) 235
i edited my brownie comment to make it
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:46 PM (/FnUH) 236
Dinesh D'Souza was sentenced Tuesday to eight months in a confinement center and five years probation
Posted by: Citizen X -------------------- Haha. What a Posted by: Lois Lerner at September 23, 2014 03:46 PM (VndSC) 237
The secret to lifelong happiness is
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM (DrWcr) 238
For a good time call Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM (NaV4z) 239
Hey
Posted by: Paul McCartney at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM (/FnUH) 240
First cut the
Posted by: TV Cop Show Bomb Squad at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM (JOApe) Posted by: Descartes at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM (mgE2f) 242
Before the Death Star is fully armed and operational, be sure to put a cover over the
Posted by: Darth Vader at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM (EtJUU) 243
Call me Ish
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM (3H4Zj) 244
And you know what the Lama said next?
Posted by: Karl Spackler at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM (/29Nl) 245
Breaking! After all these years, it has been determined that the man on the grassy knoll was
Posted by: Marmo at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM (QW+AD) 246
If you see me running try
Posted by: Bomb Technician at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM (jucos) 247
Posted by: Jen at September 23, 2014 03:46 PM (7uhoP)
And if he was an Obama propagandist he would have received exactly the same sentence. Exactly. Absolutely. No doubt whatsoever. Posted by: Citizen X at September 23, 2014 03:48 PM (7ObY1) 248
For a good time call
Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2014 03:47 PM Do you know how many phone calls I get in one day? Posted by: Jenny at September 23, 2014 03:48 PM (JOApe) 249
The secret to marital bliss is
Posted by: Penfold at September 23, 2014 03:48 PM (Fbt5B) Posted by: Conan The Interrupted at September 23, 2014 03:48 PM (/29Nl) 251
Voluminous evidence establishes that President John Fitzgerald Kennedy was killed by
Posted by: The Warren Commission at September 23, 2014 03:48 PM (/FnUH) 252
Do you know how many phone calls I get in one day?
Posted by: Jenny at September 23, 2014 03:48 PM (JOApe) *********** . Posted by: Marcel Marceau at September 23, 2014 03:48 PM (jucos) 253
Don't cross the
Posted by: Egon Spengler at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (dUGHS) 254
The actual meaning behind the ending of The Soprano's was
Posted by: David Chase at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (3H4Zj) 255
i edited my brownie comment to make it
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:46 PM (/FnUH) ---------------------- Then I searched for it using the word 'eggs' because I figured no other comment would have that and Posted by: Mega at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (hHFOx) 256
Rush has to LOVE seeing the NFL getting put over a barrel
Posted by: the real ch3 at September 23, 2014 03:42 PM (IG5KL) Uh, no. He loves the game and has been screaming the warning bell for years as to what was going to happen to the NFL from the progressive elites. He has lamented that this is the first year that he has not been excited for football to start......he can no longer stand the constant political and social issue pile ons infiltrating the game. Posted by: Jen at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (7uhoP) Posted by: Jenny at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (mgE2f) 258
I like my carbs.
Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (VhqUZ) 259
Don't run, you'll just die Posted by: AC130 Gunner at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (TIIx5) 260
But the REAL killer of The Black Dahlia was
Posted by: ginaswo at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (+X1qa) 261
This thread is definitely
Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (zTzGd) 262
I actually look forward to telemarketers now.
Posted by: Jenny at September 23, 2014 03:50 PM (JOApe) 263
Don't run, you'll just die
Posted by: AC130 Gunner at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (TIIx5) ---- Actually.... that is a complete Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2014 03:50 PM (NaV4z) 264
Can't you pull yourselves together and have a serious
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:50 PM (DrWcr) 265
What do you mean look behind
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at September 23, 2014 03:50 PM (hHFOx) 266
Pull my
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 23, 2014 03:50 PM (wtvvX) 267
It has long been my policy to ban commenters who
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (/FnUH) 268
Good news, everyone! I
Posted by: Professor at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (BPMYx) 269
A meme is
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (EtJUU) 270
Don't run, you'll just die Posted by: AC130 Gunner at September 23, 2014 03:49 PM (TIIx5) ---- Actually.... that is a complete Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2014 03:50 PM (NaV4z) Yeah, I realized that. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (TIIx5) 271
We've conclusively proven after years of investigation that D.B. Cooper
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (3H4Zj) 272
SOYLENT GREEN IS
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (wtvvX) 273
Call me Ishmael. Yada yada yada Ahab died.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (j6e8f) 274
Hey, shut up you
Posted by: Boone at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (/29Nl) 275
Conan, what is best in
Posted by: Khitan General at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (ioO9/) 276
230 I"m a big fan of D'Souza. He also broke the law and admitted it.
Posted by: Jen at September 23, 2014 03:46 PM (7uhoP) It was a pure political charge. Nobody else has ever been prosecuted for this and the corrupt DOJ has a reputation for going after conservatives that attack the corrupt administration. But since his trial was in NYC packed by Democrats with liberal judges I am surprised he got off with probation and 8 months at a half-way house. Recall the black woman in Atlanta who admitted to voting 7 times in one election. This is a much more serious crime. She got essentially nothing. Posted by: Vic at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (T2V/1) Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (3H4Zj) 278
I confess. I
Posted by: Lois Lerner at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (heW+t) 279
I do not like Green
Posted by: Sam I am at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (mgE2f) 280
It was not the planes that killed the beast, it was
Posted by: Carl Denham at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (/FnUH) 281
Owner of a Posted by: Yes at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (TIIx5) 282
The volcano is about to
Posted by: Early Warning System at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (RJMhd) 283
The secret to eternal life is
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (JO9+V) 284
Everything he just said is...
Posted by: Vinney at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (f0pWu) 285
First you will
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (GGCsk) 286
The secret to understanding MUMR's posts is
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (3H4Zj) Posted by: Billy Ocean at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (mgE2f) 288
this gag is getting
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (/FnUH) 289
28 However, when an institution is right-leaning -- or simply not left-leaning -- the media goes into attack mode to degrade it (as Obama might say), to humble it, to disrupt it, to bring it down a peg, to bring it to heel -- to show it who's boss, in terms of institutional power.
The Left always prefer institutions with deep pockets to redeem. That is why its the NFL's problem and not the individual players problem. Posted by: Post Modern Realism at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (oDCMR) 290
They can't hit us at this
Posted by: John Sedgwick at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (3ZtZW) 291
This is the story of the rage of
Posted by: Some Really old dead guy at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (f0pWu) 292
Let There Be
Posted by: Genesis 1: at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (VndSC) 293
We got the results from the lab back. Unfortunately
Posted by: Your Doctor at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (JOApe) 294
286 The secret to understanding MUMR's posts is
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (3H4Zj) Folks we have a Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (DrWcr) 295
Then she put it in her
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (GGCsk) 296
Don't have sex in
Posted by: Horny couple in any horror movie at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (Fbt5B) 297
This gag *got*
Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (VhqUZ) 298
Hey You! Get off
Posted by: Mick Jagger at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (heW+t) 299
Do you think
incomplete haikus could Posted by: Piercello at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (JybVy) 300
For God's sake, don't stand right in the path of the
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (EtJUU) Posted by: Filthy Scandi Snowbilly at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (XhMkP) 302
LET'S GET READY TO
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (wtvvX) 303
And no one dared disturb
Posted by: Simon and Garfunkel at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (hHFOx) 304
Sweet dreams are made of
Posted by: Annie Lennox at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (u9OP6) 305
Begin the day with a
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (GGCsk) 306
I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking
Posted by: SLJ at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (/29Nl) 307
I regret that I have but one life
Posted by: Nathan Hale at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (mgE2f) 308
There will be a new thread when
Posted by: fallacies galore at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (/hT2g) 309
Is anyone else getting hot fla
Posted by: zombie Helen Thomas at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (RJMhd) 310
If you want to live, stop driving the
Posted by: General Motors recalls at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (ioO9/) 311
Stop whipping Posted by: Dead Horse at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (TIIx5) 312
Capture that creature and return my elunium pu36 explosive
Posted by: Marvin at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (Wa1o7) 313
I gotta bad
Posted by: Han Solo at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (WRseu) 314
I love driving women to
Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (zTzGd) 315
282 The volcano is about to
Posted by: Early Warning System at September 23, 2014 03:52 PM (RJMhd) ????? Posted by: Joe at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (f0pWu) 316
L+R= Posted by: Game of Thrones Conspiracist at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (/FnUH) 317
A way a lone a last a loved along the
Posted by: James Joyce at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (3H4Zj) 318
I think we can all imagine how this would be playing out if it were a Republican governor who did such a thing.
War. On. Women. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 23, 2014 03:23 PM AtC, you must remember that, leaving aside any and all considerations of decency, legality or other stuff People In Some Other States may believe in, this is Massachusetts. Yes, home of various philandering, assaulting and, in certain cases, murdering Kennedys, John F'n Kerry, Bawney Fwank and other wholesome, public-spirited Democrats, Devil Patrick, being a Democrat -- and, to make his case even more compelling, black -- can spit on the electorate in any way he chooses, and upset only, at a maximum, Howie Carr. To expect a regular citizen here to question Patrick in a way more serious than "how about them Patriots?" is to not understand the state that elects (and re-elects) both small-time criminals like my very own Representative and out-and-out frauds like Lieawatha Warren. No matter what anyone outside the state says, the enduring political system here confers upon Democrats and those of Irish descent a Shield of Invulnerability that can't be penetrated. Read up on James Michael Curley, Boston's long-running Mayor. He epitomized the life a Massachusetts Democrat aspires to. Posted by: MrScribbler at September 23, 2014 03:54 PM (A17aa) 319
Well that escalated
Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2014 03:55 PM (LA0Tl) 320
Boy, those truncated sentences sure were fun - for about first hundred or so...
Some things just never get old. Posted by: jwest at September 23, 2014 03:55 PM (u2a4R) 321
This thread is still easier to read than MUMRs ramblings.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 23, 2014 03:55 PM (KJpSr) 322
The only thing to fear is
Posted by: FDFingR at September 23, 2014 03:55 PM (BPMYx) 323
Please don't open my trunk; it's filled with
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:55 PM (/FnUH) Posted by: TV at September 23, 2014 03:55 PM (mgE2f) 325
Do not eat the
Posted by: Woodstock PA System at September 23, 2014 03:55 PM (/29Nl) 326
Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B
Posted by: Guy trying to beat Contra at September 23, 2014 03:55 PM (3H4Zj) 327
I'll let you screw me if you say
Posted by: Kate Upton at September 23, 2014 03:55 PM (PtOuS) 328
Some things just never get old.
Posted by: jwest at September 23, 2014 03:55 PM (u2a4R) ---- Its perfectly legitimate to rape when Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (NaV4z) 329
There are three
Posted by: Jean Luc Picard at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (JO9+V) 330
Just the
Posted by: Piercello at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (JybVy) 331
William, it was really
Posted by: Morrissey at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (BPMYx) 332
Suck my
Posted by: Red Hot Chile Peppers at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (GGCsk) Posted by: grognard at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (/29Nl) 334
Charlie Brown! You block
Posted by: Lucy Van Pelt at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (/FnUH) 335
Sorry everyone,
I feel like Catherine OLeary's cow. Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (JOApe) 336
For cfuk's
Posted by: HR at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (/kI1Q) Posted by: memes at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (mgE2f) 338
Watch for
Posted by: Caution at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (heW+t) 339
the Aristocrats...
Posted by: Flip the MEME! at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (f0pWu) 340
That thing I did in your
Posted by: King Barry at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (DrWcr) 341
I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 23, 2014 03:57 PM (wtvvX) 342
THEN WHO WAS
Posted by: Double Meme at September 23, 2014 03:57 PM (3H4Zj) Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2014 03:57 PM (9T/th) 344
Pull my
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 03:57 PM (GGCsk) 345
Jonah Goldberg discusses this in
Posted by: typical weisenheimer commenter at September 23, 2014 03:57 PM (/FnUH) 346
Bro, don't you
Posted by: AmishDude at September 23, 2014 03:57 PM (L2xDv) 347
I can't believe I ate the whole
Posted by: grognard at September 23, 2014 03:57 PM (/29Nl) 348
This is the opposite of Just the
Posted by: Caution at September 23, 2014 03:57 PM (heW+t) 349
335 Sorry everyone,
I feel like Catherine OLeary's cow. Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:56 PM (JOApe) The difference between you and Mrs. O'Leary's cow is Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (DrWcr) 350
We are giving away free I-Phone with a coupon you can get at
Posted by: Best Buy at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (PtOuS) 351
Truncated sentences? Never heard of
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (LA0Tl) 352
People will stop doing the truncated sentences meme as soon as
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (3H4Zj) 353
#tomorrow
Posted by: AmishDude at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (L2xDv) Posted by: Scotty at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (mgE2f) 355
Breath in, breath out, breath
Posted by: David Brooks at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (Wa1o7) 356
Nah, I just blew Posted by: Penguin at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (TIIx5) Posted by: The guy who socks the guy who yells at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (NaV4z) 358
This meme is going to have
Posted by: grognard at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (/29Nl) 359
Science is my
Posted by: Neil Tyson Degrasse at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (GGCsk) 360
The truth will
Posted by: Neil Tyson Degrasse at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM (GGCsk) 361
sports journalism is what they do when a democrat is in office. kinda like how Michael Irvin's whoring around was a big deal and Bill Clinton's wasn't in the same year.
that's why Goodell is getting the Watergate treatment. Posted by: X at September 23, 2014 03:59 PM (KHo8t) 362
The only meme that could possibly be better than this one is
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:59 PM (DrWcr) Posted by: Deals at September 23, 2014 03:59 PM (mgE2f) 364
The Soviet Union has been...
Posted by: R. R. at September 23, 2014 03:59 PM (f0pWu) 365
Never put off to tomorrow what you
Posted by: Piercello at September 23, 2014 03:59 PM (JybVy) 366
I have assembled a historic coalition consisting of the United States, France, and
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 23, 2014 03:59 PM (/FnUH) 367
The difference between you and Mrs. O'Leary's cow is Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 03:58 PM The cow could operate a keyboard better? Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 03:59 PM (JOApe) 368
It's bigger on the
Posted by: The Doctor at September 23, 2014 03:59 PM (BPMYx) 369
'Cause after I disarm this nuke, I'm gonna
Posted by: MacGruber at September 23, 2014 04:00 PM (JO9+V) 370
Scientific progress occurs by
Posted by: Neil Tyson Degrasse at September 23, 2014 04:00 PM (GGCsk) 371
Anal warts are
Posted by: Post Modern Realism at September 23, 2014 04:00 PM (oDCMR) 372
OH LOOK!!!! A face size spider is RIGHT THERE ON THE Posted by: fixerupper at September 23, 2014 04:00 PM (NaV4z) Posted by: Best Buy at September 23, 2014 04:00 PM (PtOuS) 374
Christina Hendricks topless jello lesbian wrestling pictures at www
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 23, 2014 04:00 PM (JOApe) 375
Obama is a great
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 04:00 PM (GGCsk) 376
Take my Posted by: Zombie Henny Youngman at September 23, 2014 04:00 PM (TIIx5) 377
English, do you speak it Mother
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2014 04:01 PM (o3MSL) 378
If you like your plan, you
Posted by: Barry the Bastard at September 23, 2014 04:01 PM (dUGHS) Posted by: eleven at September 23, 2014 04:01 PM (VhqUZ) 380
The media had a problem with DV when they floated that dishonest meme that guys went and beat their wives on Superbowl Sunday. Everybody knows that among latinos, it is Sept 16, Mexican Independence Day,that everyone gets drunk and beats their women. Posted by: The Progs at September 23, 2014 04:01 PM (iQIUe) 381
I buried a million dollars cash at
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 04:01 PM (GGCsk) 382
I've never beaten my wife except when she irritated me beyond reason, or refused to have sex after I spent the day watching porn movies and stroking the chicken in anticipation of her womanly taco. Posted by: Anthony Weiner at September 23, 2014 04:01 PM (3/wAJ) 383
I have some bad news.
Posted by: Your Doctor at September 23, 2014 04:01 PM (JOApe) 384
I'm gonna shut down three Federal
Posted by: Rick Perry at September 23, 2014 04:01 PM (JO9+V) 385
IOS8's WAVE function is a
Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2014 04:01 PM (sWgE+) 386
Obama throws up a weak salute with a latte in his hand. Kind of indicative of his whole presidency:
http://tinyurl.com/jwkkl9y Posted by: brak at September 23, 2014 04:01 PM (Tj+s6) 387
Mother. Tell your children not to walk
Posted by: Danzig at September 23, 2014 04:02 PM (BPMYx) 388
My member is in your
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 04:02 PM (GGCsk) 389
I promise to resign immediately if the American people
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 23, 2014 04:02 PM (3H4Zj) 390
Don't look now but aos has made me President . PtOuS
Posted by: Bob Belcher at September 23, 2014 04:02 PM (PtOuS) Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 23, 2014 04:02 PM (9T/th) Posted by: As if at September 23, 2014 04:02 PM (mgE2f) 393
A head is not an appendage, It is a
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (GGCsk) 394
Imma let you
Posted by: Kanye at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (JO9+V) 395
Plus ça change, plus c'est la même
Posted by: Piercello at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (JybVy) 396
#twowee
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (o3MSL) 397
katie was talking shit about bryan but then tanya told bryan that katie was talking shit and then katie called me and was like what the hell is tanya talking to bryan for, she's not involved in this at all, but you know how tanya is, she's in everyone's business, she just can't stop getting invovled, so i went over to katie's to talk her down and believe me she was about to freak but then bryan called up and that's when i remembered what bill had told me me earlier about craig and so i said to katie
Posted by: a typical woman trying to keep it brief for once at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (/FnUH) 398
It was a pure political charge. Nobody else has ever been prosecuted for this and the corrupt DOJ has a reputation for going after conservatives that attack the corrupt administration.
Posted by: Vic at September 23, 2014 03:51 PM (T2V/1) Agree. The entire trial looks like a page out of bizarro world. Apparently, his estranged wife wrote a five page letter to the judge wanting him to lock him up and throw away the key, because she claims he karate chopped her or something. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/department-justice/dsouza-spared-prison-time-980347 Posted by: Jen at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (7uhoP) 399
First there were two boobs. Now there are
Posted by: Tridevil at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (GGCsk) Posted by: Hussein the Avenger at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (3/wAJ) 401
shaka, when the
Posted by: Dr. Varno at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (fIv/H) 402
A stitch in time saves
Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (GGCsk) 403
Let's go to
Posted by: Wille, Waylon, and the Boys at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (JO9+V) 404
Resist we Posted by: Al Sharpton at September 23, 2014 04:04 PM (TIIx5) 405
Obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable
Posted by: grognard at September 23, 2014 04:04 PM (/29Nl) 406
But since his trial was in NYC packed by
Democrats with liberal judges I am surprised he got off with probation and 8 months at a half- way house. Bullshitting a federal judge is generally considered bad juju. Even if you are the DOJ. Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2014 04:04 PM (NDtnc) Posted by: Reggie Love at September 23, 2014 04:04 PM (3/wAJ) 408
So obama told the UN today that global warming was our fault? I bet China is laughing their asses off at that...
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 23, 2014 04:04 PM (9+ccr) 409
>>The key to understanding women is
Posted by: As if at September 23, 2014 04:02 PM (mgE2f) << No fair. That can't be answered... Posted by: Marcus T at September 23, 2014 04:04 PM (GGCsk) 410
You have nothing to fear with
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2014 04:05 PM (o3MSL) 411
Bonk bonk on
Posted by: Caution at September 23, 2014 04:05 PM (heW+t) Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 23, 2014 04:05 PM (3/wAJ) 413
290 They can't hit us at this
Posted by: John Sedgwick at September 23, 2014 03:53 PM (3ZtZW) Actually, that's pretty close to the real quote. Posted by: rickl at September 23, 2014 04:05 PM (zoehZ) Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2014 04:05 PM (VndSC) 415
she claims he karate chopped her or something.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/department-justice/dsouza-spared-prison-time-980347 Posted by: Jen at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (7uhoP) Weird. He doesn't look Japanese at all. Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 04:05 PM (DrWcr) Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at September 23, 2014 04:05 PM (3/wAJ) 417
So 325 teachers molest children this year, at least 10 reporters beat their wives, but the NFL is
Posted by: Iblis at September 23, 2014 04:05 PM (9221z) Posted by: That guy at the party in The Graduate at September 23, 2014 04:06 PM (3H4Zj) Posted by: Hank Johnson at September 23, 2014 04:06 PM (3/wAJ) 420
I regret that I have but one
Posted by: Nathan Hale at September 23, 2014 04:06 PM (JO9+V) 421
Does the Media Have
Posted by: Simon and Garfunkel at September 23, 2014 04:06 PM (hHFOx) 422
The Sheriff is a
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at September 23, 2014 04:06 PM (VndSC) Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at September 23, 2014 04:06 PM (3/wAJ) 424
Luke, use the
Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at September 23, 2014 04:06 PM (/FnUH) 425
#
Posted by: Piercello at September 23, 2014 04:07 PM (JybVy) 426
It's five o'clock some
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2014 04:07 PM (o3MSL) Posted by: Al Sharpie at September 23, 2014 04:07 PM (IXrOn) 428
The Sheriff is a ni.... nice guy
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 23, 2014 04:07 PM (9+ccr) Posted by: Billy Bob Clinton at September 23, 2014 04:07 PM (3/wAJ) 430
I have not yet begun to
Posted by: John Paul Jones at September 23, 2014 04:07 PM (JO9+V) 431
The password is
Posted by: voice from the gameshow Password at September 23, 2014 04:07 PM (ioO9/) 432
In response to D’Souza’s plea for leniency, federal prosecutors asked Berman to sentence to the convicted felon to 10 to 16 months in prison. “The defendant’s crime is serious and strikes at the heart of our federal election system,” prosecutors argued.
THE BALLS ON Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 23, 2014 04:08 PM (heW+t) 433
Fourscore and seven
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2014 04:08 PM (o3MSL) Posted by: S E Cupp at September 23, 2014 04:08 PM (3/wAJ) 435
Give me liberty, or
Posted by: Patrick Henry at September 23, 2014 04:08 PM (JO9+V) 436
Tomorrow never
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 23, 2014 04:08 PM (2Aj5D) 437
a guy walks into a bar with a duck shoved down hi pants, the bartender says, "hey you can't bring that in here," the duck
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 04:08 PM (/FnUH) 438
Who the hell started this
Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2014 04:09 PM (zTzGd) Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at September 23, 2014 04:09 PM (3/wAJ) 440
I promise I won't
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 23, 2014 04:09 PM (2Aj5D) 441
Wish you were
Posted by: a postcard at September 23, 2014 04:09 PM (ioO9/) 442
These are the times that try
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2014 04:09 PM (o3MSL) 443
A Republic, madam, if you
Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at September 23, 2014 04:09 PM (JO9+V) Posted by: rickb223 at September 23, 2014 04:09 PM (NDtnc) 445
I'm not saying Ray Lewis DOUBLE MURDERED those guys, but they were stabbed with PRO BOWL like quickness
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at September 23, 2014 04:10 PM (KHo8t) Posted by: Alex Bell at September 23, 2014 04:10 PM (3/wAJ) 447
Posted by: a typical woman trying to keep it brief for once at September 23, 2014 04:03 PM (/FnUH)
Threadwi Posted by: Buzzion at September 23, 2014 04:10 PM (z/Ubi) Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2014 04:10 PM (LA0Tl) 449
So a guy walks into a doctor's office, he says "Doc, I've"
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 04:10 PM (3H4Zj) 450
blar gorn plooth
Posted by: gabby giford at September 23, 2014 04:10 PM (6PM9K) Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 23, 2014 04:10 PM (heW+t) 452
I drank what?
Posted by: Socrates at September 23, 2014 04:11 PM (9221z) 453
The media are part of the same crowd that sees the NFL as violent, hypermasculine, and with way too much testosterone. The "NFL PLAYERS BEAT THEIR WIVEZ!!!" meme is part of an overall narrative they're trying to promote.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 04:11 PM (DrWcr) 454
I saw Lon Chaney walking with the
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2014 04:11 PM (o3MSL) Posted by: Carl Rover at September 23, 2014 04:11 PM (3/wAJ) 456
I'm your
Posted by: Doc Holliday at September 23, 2014 04:11 PM (ioO9/) 457
Look! Up in the
Posted by: The Daily Planet at September 23, 2014 04:11 PM (JO9+V) 458
438 Who the hell started this
Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2014 04:09 PM (zTzGd) I'm pretty sure it was Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 04:11 PM (DrWcr) 459
Cleanup on 450
Posted by: grognard at September 23, 2014 04:11 PM (/29Nl) 460
His hair was
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 23, 2014 04:12 PM (heW+t) 461
Yeah - I used a whole sentence. What of it?
Anyway, if D'Souza is pulling tail like that I think I know why the Head Ewok does this gig. Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2014 04:12 PM (LA0Tl) 462
And now for something completely different...
Which one of you lovely 'ettes wants to go to a Christmas party with ole GGE? * * * don't everybody jump at once... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 23, 2014 04:12 PM (6fyGz) 463
i figured it was about time to
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 04:12 PM (/FnUH) 464
Dinesh D'Souza is pulling some quality tail.
Posted by: blaster at September 23, 2014 04:10 PM (LA0Tl) How does he score tail like Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2014 04:12 PM (o3MSL) 465
Then the Thai Tranny Hooker and the Ewok
Posted by: Iblis at September 23, 2014 04:12 PM (9221z) 466
Women , you can't live with them
Posted by: Bob Belcher at September 23, 2014 04:12 PM (PtOuS) 467
noo
Posted by: Roy at September 23, 2014 04:12 PM (VndSC) 468
It was a dark and stormy
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 23, 2014 04:13 PM (9+ccr) Posted by: Soothsayer at September 23, 2014 04:13 PM (yXCUX) 470
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 23, 2014 04:12 PM (6fyGz)
Is it just me, or is it pretty darn Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2014 04:13 PM (o3MSL) 471
NC State sociologists say Michelle Obama's healthy eating program is classist and instapundit.com Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 23, 2014 04:13 PM (IXrOn) 472
Has anyone mentioned that the American Spectator site is infested with annoying links and ads?
Posted by: logprof at September 23, 2014 04:13 PM (ZqguR) 473
Make sure to tell Gort "Klaatu barada
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 04:14 PM (3H4Zj) 474
i figured it was about time to
Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 04:12 PM (/FnUH) ----------------------------------- Please. Anything is better than Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2014 04:14 PM (zTzGd) 475
472 Has anyone mentioned that the American Spectator site is infested with annoying links and ads?
Posted by: logprof at September 23, 2014 04:13 PM (ZqguR) So's the Daily Caller, Examiner, NRO, breitbart etc. Posted by: Iblis at September 23, 2014 04:15 PM (9221z) 476
This thread is useless without
Posted by: grognard at September 23, 2014 04:15 PM (/29Nl) 477
Is it just me, or is it pretty darn
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 23, 2014 04:13 PM (o3MSL) No, I think it's just Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 23, 2014 04:15 PM (6fyGz) 478
It shouldn't matter male or female
Posted by: wrg500 at September 23, 2014 04:15 PM (sWgE+) 479
So I'm about to take my vodka bottle from the albino dwarf, when suddenly the alpaca bursts in the room and
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 23, 2014 04:16 PM (3H4Zj) 480
Only the penitent man will
Posted by: Henry Jones Sr.'s inkblot at September 23, 2014 04:16 PM (/29Nl) 481
453 The media are part of the same crowd that sees the NFL as violent, hypermasculine, and with way too much testosterone. The "NFL PLAYERS BEAT THEIR WIVEZ!!!" meme is part of an overall narrative they're trying to promote.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 23, 2014 04:11 PM (DrWcr) Yeah there is actual controversy here but it's not the controversy that the media or Goodell want to push. It's like the catholic priest scandal. Duh, yes abuse is bad but he occurrence by nfl players is lower than the public at large. The real problems are in Goodell's pitiful suspension followed by the overreaction and in the prosecutors and judges that refuse to prosecute the players that do commit the crimes leaving the only punishment up to the nfl. Posted by: Buzzion at September 23, 2014 04:17 PM (z/Ubi) 482
Let me be
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at September 23, 2014 04:17 PM (znT2j) 483
I hate coming in towards the middle of the day, I seem to miss all the
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 23, 2014 04:18 PM (6fyGz) 484
Neil Steinberg is a sanctimonious little pissant columnist for the Chicago Sun Times. He also slaps his wife around when she runs her jaw.
Posted by: ejo at September 23, 2014 04:19 PM (GXvSO) 485
The murderer is
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 23, 2014 04:20 PM (wtvvX) 486
We, the Jury, find the defendant
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 23, 2014 04:20 PM (wtvvX) 487
Among the online gaming journalists, I haven't slept with
Posted by: Zoe Quinn at September 23, 2014 04:20 PM (3H4Zj) 488
That's one small
Posted by: Tex Lovera at September 23, 2014 04:21 PM (wtvvX) 489
I hate coming in towards the middle of the day, I seem to miss all the
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at September 23, 2014 04:18 PM (6fyGz) ---------------------------------------------- Only if you're Posted by: Soona at September 23, 2014 04:21 PM (zTzGd) 490
I found the real killers, and they're
Posted by: O.J. Simpson at September 23, 2014 04:21 PM (3H4Zj) 491
GGE pumped the
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 23, 2014 04:23 PM (2Aj5D) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, kinder, gentler machine gun hand at September 23, 2014 04:24 PM (2Aj5D) 493
"relative to the income level (top 1 percent) and poverty rate (0
percent) of NFL players, the domestic violence arrest rate is downright extraordinary" Link in nick. Posted by: Y-not at September 23, 2014 04:38 PM (zDsvJ) 494
The size of
Posted by: Batman's Butler at September 23, 2014 04:42 PM (9Bdcz) 495
A good example of the Guild protecting their own happened in Austin, TX a few years ago when the political cartoonist, Ben Sergeant, of the local birdcage liner Austin American-Statesman, was busted in a peepshow place for busily choking his chicken. I only knew about it because my teenage daughter was rolling on the floor laughing about it. No mention was made in any media, anywhere, that I am aware of. Sergeant was/is a local icon.
Posted by: johnw at September 23, 2014 04:42 PM (t2Wrw) 496
I hired that Alaska lady to beat me up in a Juneau motel last night, but that one didn't count, because she had already quit her media job.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 23, 2014 04:44 PM (tmFlQ) Posted by: Uncle Rick at September 23, 2014 05:02 PM (ZbB1q) 498
Ace,
There have been more than a handful of instances where Leftist commentators have let slip their hatred for American Football, and their desire to see the sport banned. They jumped from the concussion bandwagon to this one. Posted by: Shawn at September 23, 2014 05:13 PM (eK3xL) 499
150 BEST DAMN LOW-CARB BROWNIES IN THE WORLD!!!
4 grams of carbs per brownie, and indistinguishable from real brownies. And made with real melted chocolate, too! To make them, you need: 4 cups of Posted by: ace at September 23, 2014 03:37 PM (/FnUH) BACON! Plus Posted by: Donna and V. at September 23, 2014 05:55 PM (+XMAD) 500
How much longer is this incomplete sentence schtik going to last? It goes without saying that your blog, your rules, but it's getting old. I laughed the first few times but now it's losing its punch.
Posted by: Funeralguy at September 23, 2014 10:03 PM (tBd8f) 501
After reading this post and doing some soul-searching, I have to admit: I am thin grit. Or as Yoda might say: "I thin grit is."
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