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So Like Pennsylvania's Democrat Candidate for Governor Used "Torture Porn" Actor In His Commercial
Actor in Pennsylvania politician Tom Wolf's campaign ad starred in 'torture porn' films Before Alan Benyak -- a lawyer and Army veteran -- was featured in a campaign spot for Tom Wolf, who's the Pennsylvania Democratic gubernatorial candidate, he had lead roles in pornographic flicks. "Breeding Farm" and "Lucifer’s Unholy Desire" focused on the torture and debasement of women.Well this has all started out fairly unsavory. I wonder if it will get worse. Spoiler Alert: yes it will get worse.
Alan Benyak was featured in a political ad for Tom Wolf's campaign for Pennsylvania governor, in which he vouched for Wolf’s Peace Corps service. His roles prior to the ad, a new report alleges, were more sensational, to say the least. The star of a campaign ad put out by Pennsylvania gubernatorial candidate Tom Wolf was discovered to have appeared in multiple pornographic movies, forcing the campaign to pull the spot, according to a bombshell report. Long before Alan Benyak was cast to appear in the ad for Wolf, the state's Democratic nominee for governor, he starred in several "torture porn" fetish films --pornographic flicks that feature women being beaten, tortured and otherwise debased. "Breeding Farm," one of Benyak's most prominent works, features several scenes of the actor torturing women, force-feeding women and "engaging in cannibalism," according to Buzzfeed, which claimed to have viewed the disturbing film. ...#WarOnWomen, am I right? You can click the link to see the package art for "Breeding Farm." I actually uploaded but then decided (seriously) it was contrary to this site's standards of propriety. The New York Daily News don't mind linkin' it, though! Corrected: The New York Daily News sells the "pornographic films" angle, but commenter Average Joe says it must not be divorced from "torture" as in "Torture Porn." He says these are salacious torture-porn horror movies, surely offensive to most, but not actual pornographic films. I do not know, as I've never seen Alan Banek's oevure, but the trailer for Lucifer's Unholy Desire (below) does make it look like a microbudget horror film with an emphasis on breasts (that is, a standard microbudget horror film) rather than a porno.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 11, 2014 02:22 PM (5waac)
Posted by: brak at September 11, 2014 02:23 PM (Tj+s6)
Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 02:23 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 11, 2014 02:24 PM (5waac)
Thanks.
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:24 PM (sDapq)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 02:24 PM (3H4Zj)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 02:24 PM (DrWcr)
For strictly research purposes only, of course.
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 11, 2014 02:24 PM (7V0lh)
Posted by: Phil at September 11, 2014 02:24 PM (gTSL/)
Posted by: LASue at September 11, 2014 02:25 PM (pWeX5)
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 11, 2014 02:25 PM (5waac)
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at September 11, 2014 02:25 PM (xtpUs)
It is my goat farm and oasis of pleasure, kafir!
Posted by: Mohammed Mahmoud Mohammad at September 11, 2014 02:25 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 02:25 PM (3H4Zj)
Posted by: Dr. Klahn at September 11, 2014 02:25 PM (cL79m)
Why does that seem like a natural progression?
Posted by: D-Lamp at September 11, 2014 02:26 PM (txvbW)
OK that just sounds funny, a "prominent" work of porn.
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at September 11, 2014 02:26 PM (0LHZx)
Posted by: Dr. Klahn at September 11, 2014 02:25 PM (cL79m)
Get the comfy chair!
Posted by: Cardinal Fang at September 11, 2014 02:26 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 11, 2014 02:26 PM (l3vZN)
Posted by: HR at September 11, 2014 02:26 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 11, 2014 02:26 PM (tk9x5)
Posted by: ace at September 11, 2014 02:27 PM (/FnUH)
Is this "Breeding Farm" like a real place? And where would such a place be located?
For strictly research purposes only, of course.
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 11, 2014 02:24 PM (7V0lh)
Just down the path from Castle Anthrax.
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:27 PM (sDapq)
Pennsylvania's Democrat Candidate for Governor Used a Porn Actor In His Commercial
Gee -- guess now Wolf will only win by 23 points.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2014 02:27 PM (kdS6q)
That is disturbing on any number of levels.
At first I thought it was just some actor reading lines and thought, well, you know, they got the guy from some casting agency who didn't know. Not so much.
Vetting. How does that work?
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 02:27 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: hNREx at 1334h CDT, 11.ix.14 at September 11, 2014 02:27 PM (hNREx)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 11, 2014 02:27 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 11, 2014 02:27 PM (vraQQ)
Lets see..... standards of propriety. *Frantically leafs through bar napkins stapled together that is the AoS Handbook.*
Posted by: Shaniqua at September 11, 2014 02:27 PM (Nxi/6)
Posted by: hNREx at 1334h CDT, 11.ix.14 at September 11, 2014 02:28 PM (hNREx)
If we follow this logic, candidates better vet who they have cook their lunch, tailor their clothes, drive their limo.
This isn't going to and shouldn't affect the race at all.
Posted by: california red at September 11, 2014 02:28 PM (UyEG4)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2014 02:27 PM
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Heh. What's hurting Corbett so badly?
Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2014 02:28 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: rayj at September 11, 2014 02:28 PM (pI/IV)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 11, 2014 02:28 PM (tk9x5)
Posted by: Edward Malu at September 11, 2014 02:28 PM (5waac)
Posted by: Debbie Washmyhair-Shitz at September 11, 2014 02:29 PM (tihHg)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2014 02:29 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 11, 2014 02:28 PM (tk9x5)
Lotta sickos out there.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 02:29 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: MittBott2016 at September 11, 2014 02:29 PM (sDapq)
"Unfortunately, I have become political fodder in a game of high-stakes politics due to a small role I played in a low budget film as a favor to a friend struggling to fulfill his own dreams," Benyak wrote in an email to the Tribune-Review.
Yes. His own dreams of torturing and cannibalizing women.
Okie dokie.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 02:29 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: --- at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Gmac- Pondering...something involving rope and a tree at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (baiNQ)
ok.
Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (tk9x5)
Oh crap, I've suddenly developed aphasia. I could swear I read that sentence as saying the site has standards when it obviously be a reference to Valu-rite of hobo hunting, or perhaps Ace continuing to mock his children like he was on Twitter last night.
Wonder if there is a cure for aphasia...
Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (CXdLL)
so fucking funny!!!
Posted by: ace at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (/FnUH)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (WDySP)
Posted by: Wowzee Goldbrick at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (vraQQ)
OOOOhhh.... Look who got the fancy bound edition.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (3H4Zj)
Posted by: --- at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Bete says it is going to burn, why bother putting it off? at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (CXdLL)
Tequila? Kills anything.
Posted by: Shaniqua at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (Nxi/6)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (kfcYC)
We have friken "standards of propriety"?!
Are they posted anywhere?
Posted by: rayj at September 11, 2014 02:28 PM (pI/IV)
Umm, they were 'lost' in a fevered panic when Ace could not timely locate his festive holiday jerksock.
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (sDapq)
Posted by: Daybrother at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (HSk4H)
One of her early films:
http://youtu.be/qn1Yx1sojns?t=10s
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2014 02:29 PM (kdS6q)
Mmmm...Princess Aura...she has the dubious honor of giving me my first naughty thoughts.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Kenny Banyak at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (/FnUH)
Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2014 02:28 PM (JBggj)
The usual. Unfulfilled campaign promises. His role in the PSU-PEDO case... And a once red now blue state. Philthy and Pitt rule the elections.
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (xtpUs)
At this point, Tom Wolfe could be caught with a dead girl or a live boy and still win the race. He's up 24 points of Corbett.
My uncle, age 78, has never voted D in his life, but will this fall because of what Gov. Corbett did to Joe Paterno (fired him). And he's got tens of thousands of other Penn State alumni Rs doing the same thing.
Posted by: albo at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (ZPx7m)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (D/504)
What the blue fuck is this unholy shit.
My stomach is doing somersaults; not only do people consume this "art", someone fucking produced it.
The heart of mankind is infinitely wicked...
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 02:32 PM (9LuAk)
I watched it. It was torture.
Remember the two drink minimum and please tip your waitresses.
Posted by: Mongo at September 11, 2014 02:32 PM (HEo6y)
Why does that seem like a natural progression?
Posted by: D-Lamp at September 11, 2014 02:26 PM (txvbW)
Because it is?
Just shows why AoSHQ is a one-stop shop.
Posted by: steveegg at September 11, 2014 02:32 PM (cL79m)
Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 02:32 PM (7ObY1)
OOOOhhh.... Look who got the fancy bound edition.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (YEelc)
...and you should see the graphics..
Posted by: Shaniqua at September 11, 2014 02:32 PM (Nxi/6)
Posted by: The Progs at September 11, 2014 02:32 PM (iQIUe)
Posted by: ace at September 11, 2014 02:30 PM (/FnUH)
I will admit to reading that and being like, c'mon, is this an Onion article because holy shit there's no possible way that he could actually respond with that.
And yet he did.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 02:33 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Whoopi's wet cushion at September 11, 2014 02:33 PM (1sVzz)
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Please, don't tell us what those dreams were.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 11, 2014 02:33 PM (vraQQ)
When your friend has seriously fucked up dreams, you get a new friend, not help his dream fulfillment.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 02:33 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 11, 2014 02:33 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Alan Benyak at September 11, 2014 02:33 PM (5waac)
Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2014 02:33 PM (JBggj)
Shades of Grey opus?
I hear the torture part is actually trying to read it.
Posted by: Home Slice at September 11, 2014 02:33 PM (RJMhd)
In the wake of the 9/11 attacks, Congress passed the Terrorism Risk Insurance Act, which created federally-backed insurance in cases of damage due to terrorism. Some Boston businesses were among those that bought the insurance.
Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at September 11, 2014 02:33 PM (+Ahvr)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 11, 2014 02:33 PM (7V0lh)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 02:34 PM (A3ivx)
Posted by: ajlfour at September 11, 2014 02:34 PM (mt49B)
I shudder to think what the sicko-porn weirdos are up to nowadays.
And I do not want to find out.
Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 02:34 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Kenny Banyak at September 11, 2014 02:34 PM (/FnUH)
However, this is a democrat so it will be forgotten tomorrow.
Posted by: jwest at September 11, 2014 02:34 PM (u2a4R)
Posted by: --- at September 11, 2014 02:34 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Shaniqua at September 11, 2014 02:32 PM (Nxi/6)
Like a Rorshach test made with White-Out.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 02:34 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Todd Akin at September 11, 2014 02:35 PM (sDapq)
Posted by: Ace of Clubs at September 11, 2014 02:05 PM (Deih7)
Posted by: D-Lamp at September 11, 2014 02:35 PM (txvbW)
>>Heh. What's hurting Corbett so badly?
Guy thinks he's still Attorney General, not Governor. He doesn't lead.Even the Rs running the state legislature complain they can't work with him. The PSU debacle. Plus he got stuck cleaning up Ed Rendell's 8 year check distributing spree, so budgets have been cut and he gets the blame. And the Ds finally have a good candidate against him--a D who's perceived as a moderate.
Posted by: albo at September 11, 2014 02:35 PM (ZPx7m)
Posted by: The Spirit of Ed McMahon Lives on In Digital Purgatory at September 11, 2014 02:35 PM (/FnUH)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 02:35 PM (3H4Zj)
----
I need better friends. My friends get a little dicey when I ask them to read something I'm writing, or help me move.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at September 11, 2014 02:35 PM (htPDF)
Posted by: Shaniqua at September 11, 2014 02:32 PM (Nxi/6)
Like a Rorshach test made with White-Out.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 02:34 PM (DrWcr)
*squints at the graphics*
Posted by: Kayeya at September 11, 2014 02:36 PM (Nxi/6)
However, this is a democrat so it will be forgotten tomorrow.
Posted by: jwest at September 11, 2014 02:34 PM (u2a4R)
Who are you and what have you done with jwest?
Seriously, you're right.
Posted by: steveegg at September 11, 2014 02:36 PM (cL79m)
Posted by: Daybrother at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (HSk4H)
Yeah but isn't the first result for that this place anyway?
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 02:36 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Tom Wolfe at September 11, 2014 02:36 PM (SCcgT)
Posted by: Ace of Clubs at September 11, 2014 02:05 PM (Deih7)
Posted by: D-Lamp at September 11, 2014 02:35 PM (txvbW)
I'll give him this: he's a persistent little bastard.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 02:36 PM (DrWcr)
Such a giver, this guy!
Just imagine that phrase used to excuse other acts of deviance, such as screwing goats.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2014 02:37 PM (D/504)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Utopian Schemes and Exasperations at the Outrage Outlet! at September 11, 2014 02:37 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: The Progs at September 11, 2014 02:37 PM (iQIUe)
In Postmodern progressive theory:
a. Rape is like the worst thing in the world.
b. Pretend rape, however, in BDSM sex fantasies, is like totally cool and hip.
c. Torture is HALLIBURTON JOHN YOO CHENEY totally uncool and bad.
d. Pretend torture in sexy sex fantasies is exciting and freaky and transgressive and we should teach teenagers how to do it.
Posted by: zombie at September 11, 2014 02:37 PM (/UYSJ)
Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 02:37 PM (7ObY1)
"If helping friends in need is what I'm charged with, then I am guilty, and I won't apologize for it." -Alan Benyak.
That "friend in need" had more females to milk than he could handle.So, Benyak was just doing what anyone one of us would. Come on! He was a friend in need!
Posted by: MWTexas at September 11, 2014 02:37 PM (N05oL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 02:38 PM (A3ivx)
My uncle, age 78, has never voted D in his life, but will this fall because of what Gov. Corbett did to Joe Paterno (fired him). And he's got tens of thousands of other Penn State alumni Rs doing the same thing.
As would I if I still lived in PA.
Posted by: Bandersnatch who is a proud Nitwit Lion at September 11, 2014 02:38 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 02:38 PM (7ObY1)
what Gov. Corbett did to Joe Paterno (fired him).
He should have gutted Joe and hung him from a lamppost.
Posted by: imp at September 11, 2014 02:38 PM (IhO99)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:39 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 11, 2014 02:39 PM (r+7wo)
Some amorous activities are best left done with the lights out.
Posted by: Fritz at September 11, 2014 02:39 PM (UzPAd)
Posted by: The Progs at September 11, 2014 02:37 PM (iQIUe)
....isn't it your first pets name and then your first street name?
mine: Trixie St. Michael
Posted by: Kayeya at September 11, 2014 02:39 PM (Nxi/6)
Posted by: --- at September 11, 2014 02:39 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2014 02:39 PM (lIiq2)
Especially if the dude is, like, a hot young billionaire.
Makes those middle-aged mommies swoon (because apparently it never occurred to them to consider that dude doing it to their own precious daughters).
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2014 02:39 PM (D/504)
The folksy ad, Jeeps, featured attorney and actor Alan Benyak of Charleroi, a former candidate for judge in Washington County, as its face.
Benyak played Mr. Cannibal in a 2013 film, Breeding Farm, directed by Cody Knotts, a Uniontown resident who twice ran for state House and lost.
The Pennsylvania ballot - Adults over 18 only.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2014 02:39 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 02:39 PM (7ObY1)
My uncle, age 78, has never voted D in his life, but will this fall because of what Gov. Corbett did to Joe Paterno (fired him). And he's got tens of thousands of other Penn State alumni Rs doing the same thing.
As would I if I still lived in PA.
Posted by: Bandersnatch who is a proud Nitwit Lion at September 11, 2014 02:38 PM (JtwS4)
***************
I was wondering why his polling collapsed, is that it?
Wow talk about Tip O'Neill being right--all politics is local.
Posted by: Home Slice at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (5HTU8)
but that's a bullshit excuse. You don't help your friends by doing torture porn that degrades women. If you do it you are saying it's o.k. for people to produce such utter crap and it's o.k. for women to be treated like that
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (glk59)
Posted by: CNN Talking Point at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (oDCMR)
And I do not want to find out.
Well...
Posted by: Martin Bashir at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (EDWuJ)
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I'm not a candidate for anything other than the looney bin but if one of my employees was dabbling in torture porn, I'd want to know it.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (vraQQ)
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (sDapq)
Benyak played Mr. Cannibal in a 2013 film, Breeding Farm, directed by Cody Knotts, a Uniontown resident who twice ran for state House and lost.
So not even like two years ago.
/Vietor
Posted by: --- at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: steevy at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (v5UtH)
Posted by: MikeInBA at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (Q9Fr6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (A3ivx)
Did someone just pop his name into IMDB or did someone go "Hey! That guy looks familiar!"
Or, you know, did his vicious ex call up someone.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Binaca Smith at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (Nxi/6)
He's a democrat? Fuck, I wouldn't expect anything less.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Google sez he ran on both the Democratic and Republican tickets.
Because lawyer.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (kdS6q)
Makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Paladin at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (hxLER)
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Dude, hairstyles.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (vraQQ)
Posted by: Thin Veneer Of Civility at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (XzRw1)
Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (nqBYe)
close. We were charging you with violating a bound and gagged woman with an assortment of summer squashes, but, you know, "helping friends in need," tomato, tahmahtoh.
Posted by: ace at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (/FnUH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (5HTU
+ first appearance of Peter Dinklage (Tyrion Lannister)
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (zqzYV)
I'll give him this: he's a persistent little bastard.
Posted by: Insomniac at
Similar to a case of the clap procured from the breeding farm.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (F2IAQ)
The uncle of literally decades of voting R are taking a principled stand on voting D to toss the R out because he annihilated the career of a man who, at the least, turned a blind eye to the open-secret pedophilia of Sandusky.
Not about abortion. Not about war or peace. Not about economics. Terminating the career of a fucking college sports figure is the hill to die on.
Yeah, fuck this nation in the ass with a 40-grit sandpaper-wrapped dildo dipped in battery acid. We deserve it. It really cannot get more idiotic than this.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (9LuAk)
sends ace a writing for dummies handbook.
Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (nqBYe)
Tiger Dogwood
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (sDapq)
Nice...but maybe Dogwoodie
Posted by: Binaca Smith at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (Nxi/6)
This kept me out before I developed standards or morals: Scruffy Oxnard.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (YEelc)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (3H4Zj)
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Dude, hairstyles.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (vraQQ)
Dude, CGI
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (NfnJU)
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (WDySP)
54 Senate Democrats just voted to repeal the 1st Amendment. #truthisstrangerthanfiction
Posted by: Liberal Fascism News at September 11, 2014 02:43 PM (ZPrif)
Smokey Route 1?
Nope. They'll never believe that name.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 11, 2014 02:43 PM (X+nFp)
If we follow this logic, candidates better vet who they have cook their lunch, tailor their clothes, drive their limo.
He's not there as an actor. He's giving a personal testimonial based on Wolf's Peace Corps service.
Posted by: Bandersnatch who is a proud Nitwit Lion at September 11, 2014 02:43 PM (JtwS4)
I' d slso like to do a cold csse DNA sweep of his domicile.
Posted by: hNREx at 1349h CDT, 11.ix.14 at September 11, 2014 02:43 PM (hNREx)
Turkey is the only Muslim country in the coalition of 10 countries who agreed to fight IS at the NATO summit last week in Wales. Turkey is a logical staging area for NATO, as IS militants control large portions of Iraq and much of northern Syria along the Turkish border.
Fredo's "coalition" is already falling apart
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 11, 2014 02:43 PM (M0mf2)
close. We were charging you with violating a bound and gagged woman with an assortment of summer squashes, but, you know, "helping friends in need," tomato, tahmahtoh.
Posted by: ace at September 11, 20
Gives a new meaning to Honey, I have to weed the garden.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:43 PM (F2IAQ)
Senate fails to invoke cloture (54-42) on Democrats' Constitutional amendment to reign in campaign finance rules. (@JaredHalpern)
Posted by: Liberal Fascism News at September 11, 2014 02:43 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Guy Who Lies About His Porn Name at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (7ObY1)
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"Fluffy Kingsdown"
Posted by: BunkerintheBurbs at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (WDySP)
Lol.
Posted by: Binaca Smith at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (Nxi/6)
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Fuck any R who votes D for that reason. With the barbed cock of Satan.
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (SCcgT)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (7V0lh)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (A3ivx)
More to the point, why do we keep paying for new Sesame Street episodes? It's the same language it was in the 1970s, it's not got to make new episodes to keep up with the changes in English.
And why do we pay to close-caption a show for NON-READERS?
Posted by: --- at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Guy You Just Caught Masturbating On To Your Garden Pumpkins at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (/FnUH)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Sorry NGU you are wrong. You can't lose what you never had.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (F2IAQ)
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I thought it was derivative and insisted upon itself.
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (vraQQ)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (3H4Zj)
Keep talking, I'm writing this all down.
Posted by: Alan Benyak at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (EDWuJ)
The uncle of literally decades of voting R are taking a principled stand on voting D to toss the R out because he annihilated the career of a man who, at the least, turned a blind eye to the open-secret pedophilia of Sandusky.
Not about abortion. Not about war or peace. Not about economics. Terminating the career of a fucking college sports figure is the hill to die on.
Yeah, fuck this nation in the ass with a 40-grit sandpaper-wrapped dildo dipped in battery acid. We deserve it. It really cannot get more idiotic than this.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (9LuA
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Ya--I actually went and looked at debt, and the unemployment graphs. Boy do I feel stupid.
Posted by: Home Slice at September 11, 2014 02:45 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:45 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (vraQQ)"
I thought the cinematography was lacking, the plot was cliche and the dialogue wasn't believable.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 02:45 PM (3H4Zj)
Posted by: --- at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (MMC8r)
for those unfortunate undocumented who came into this country at 25
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 02:45 PM (NfnJU)
As the kids say, that's a thing that actually happened.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at September 11, 2014 02:46 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2014 02:46 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: --- at September 11, 2014 02:46 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (vraQQ)
In more ways than one . . . .
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 02:46 PM (mf5HN)
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Pussy Mount Vernon.
Name or Movie Title?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (QBm1P)
The uncle of literally decades of voting R are taking a principled stand on voting D to toss the R out because he annihilated the career of a man who, at the least, turned a blind eye to the open-secret pedophilia of Sandusky.
Not about abortion. Not about war or peace. Not about economics. Terminating the career of a fucking college sports figure is the hill to die on.
Yeah, fuck this nation in the ass with a 40-grit sandpaper-wrapped dildo dipped in battery acid. We deserve it. It really cannot get more idiotic than this.
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Paterno is a religion in PA. I am not sure whether its a guilt or shame culture but the followers are more faithful than Nuns. I always thought Paterno a little creepy, but I don't watch college football.
Posted by: CNN Talking Point at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (oDCMR)
first street name?
I wish I could remember 47 years ago.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (lIiq2)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (9LuAk)
Now you've done it.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Utopian Schemes and Exasperations at the Outrage Outlet! at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Zombie Caesar Nero at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (2L4e5)
or is this just dems being dems while pretending it's art ?
because really this doesn't FIT with the Dem message i've been hearing .
or this is why they need free BC pills?
Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (nqBYe)
*furiously scribbles notes*
Posted by: Friend of Benyak at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (87y4e)
The 1970s Sesame Streets are now considered inappropriate for children. I am not making this up.
http://is.gd/edUXyc
Posted by: HR at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (/kI1Q)
And it isn't like he deployed some traffic cones or something horrible like that.
Posted by: blaster at September 11, 2014 02:48 PM (xKB7D)
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But what did you think of the volcano scene?
Posted by: Jenny Likes Memes at September 11, 2014 02:48 PM (htPDF)
Keep talking, I'm writing this all down.
Posted by: Alan Benyak at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (EDWuJ)
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LOL!
oh gawd.
Posted by: Home Slice at September 11, 2014 02:48 PM (RJMhd)
-
Dude, hairstyles.
Hardwood vs Disco
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 11, 2014 02:48 PM (5waac)
@marieharf to @APDiploWriter re: Turks, Germans backing out of mil assistance: "Why do you always focus on what people say they won't do?"
Posted by: News of the Dumb at September 11, 2014 02:48 PM (ZPrif)
"When Cruz was supposed to give the keynote address and discuss the deadly serious topic of persecution of Christians, he instead insulted a largely immigrant and foreign crowd as a group that didn't understand their own political situation and stomped out of the room after calling them a bunch of haters."
Papa Hemingway > Mollie Hemingway
Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 02:48 PM (7ObY1)
binders full of women
Posted by: kj at September 11, 2014 02:48 PM (lKyWE)
(IOW that deaf, dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.)
Posted by: NCwoof at September 11, 2014 02:48 PM (aUQgu)
http://uproxx.it/1lXmOyC
I agree with every word of that, especially the note.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 02:48 PM (mf5HN)
Fredo's "coalition" is already falling apart
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Can you have a coalition of the unwilling?
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:49 PM (sDapq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Utopian Schemes and Exasperations at the Outrage Outlet! at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (hLRSq)
Shit.
I take it back.
I TAKE IT BACK. I don't want to see how it could get more idiotic...
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 02:49 PM (9LuAk)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2014 02:49 PM (2cS/G)
Name or Movie Title?
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (QBm1P)
wasted as a porn name...perfect movie title. Is Vernon a pizza delivery guy?
Posted by: Binaca Smith at September 11, 2014 02:49 PM (Nxi/6)
Posted by: wrg500 at September 11, 2014 02:49 PM (S+el1)
You probably know my story by this point. What you may not know is my motivation for overcoming the challenges I've faced. And the answer is completely unsurprising: Family.
Before I ran for State Senate, before I went to law school, before I even started taking night classes at Tarrant County College -- I was blessed with a beautiful daughter but only had a low-wage job to support us. All I wanted to do was make life better for our family. So when the opportunity to get an education came along, I jumped at the chance.
That's the simple answer-- and it's not unique to me. Millions of Texas families share similar stories. They face similar struggles as the ones I've faced in my life.
All they need is the opportunity to grow and succeed. I think they should have it.
Posted by: mallfly at September 11, 2014 02:49 PM (bJm7W)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 02:50 PM (A3ivx)
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Okay. I laughed at this. Should I feel ashamed?
Posted by: Soona at September 11, 2014 02:50 PM (3shY9)
The 1970s Sesame Streets are now considered inappropriate for children. I am not making this up.
http://is.gd/edUXyc
Posted by: HR at September 11, 2014 02:47 PM (/kI1Q)
FFS. We really are doomed.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 02:50 PM (DrWcr)
Talk about a hill to die on.......
Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2014 02:50 PM (lIiq2)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: phoenixgirl Never Forget at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: Alan Benyak at September 11, 2014 02:44 PM (EDWuJ)
The dildo wasn't actually a dildo.
It was a cattle prod.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (9LuAk)
http://tinyurl.com/krf3a4r
Posted by: Average Joe at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (CkjRf)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (GGCsk)
155 If I'm charged with taking an interest in the natural world and all its miracles, I guess I must be adjudged guilty as charged.
Posted by: Guy You Just Caught Masturbating On To Your Garden Pumpkins
It pains me to say this, but that was truly fucking funny. I cry to have to say that about an ace comment after the "thread winner" trend, but damn it, that's perfect.
Posted by: imp at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (IhO99)
//Morrissey, Ed Morrissey
Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (3H4Zj)
You may be forgetting that Corbett was on the PSU board of trustees at the time and did NOT do a damn thing about it either.
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (xtpUs)
Posted by: Bigby's Hairy Palms at September 11, 2014 02:52 PM (3ZtZW)
Yay me.
Awesome stuff on Islam ace.
Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2014 02:52 PM (Z8msT)
The actual porn actress was Stephanie Rage. She was one of my favorites back then. I hadn't heard that movie title in ages until Olsen brought it up.
Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 02:52 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2014 02:49 PM (2cS/G)
true, but Kinky Beaconsfield would be great depending on the context. Dirty dirty librarian?
Posted by: Binaca Smith at September 11, 2014 02:52 PM (Nxi/6)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 02:52 PM (A3ivx)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 11, 2014 02:52 PM (7cVus)
And we know the Republicans don't. So sayeth the media.
Stuff like this coming out, for the typical LIV, just adds a little spice to the mix. No outrage.
The outrage is all ours.
Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 11, 2014 02:52 PM (fAMNc)
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If it devolves a "Kirk vs. Gorn" episode I'm all in.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 02:52 PM (QBm1P)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 11, 2014 02:52 PM (GGCsk)
0.0
dogs on roof
binders of women
let them explain it. its not personal. its business
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2014 02:52 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 11, 2014 02:53 PM (D/504)
Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2014 02:53 PM (Z8msT)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2014 02:53 PM (2cS/G)
Goes to show you what I know.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 11, 2014 02:53 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: blaster at September 11, 2014 02:54 PM (xKB7D)
Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2014 02:54 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 02:42 PM (3H4Zj)
If you (the general you, not the specific you) have friends like that, then you are the problem. Well they are too but there isn't much you can do about them.
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My pron name would be totally cool if I were a guy - Rocky Cameron.
Posted by: suitably adequate at September 11, 2014 02:54 PM (zuJn6)
1st.
Thread winner
Sock winner.
Lets give it up for /FnUH
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:54 PM (F2IAQ)
"Egg Suckin Dawg"
(Battle flag of No Va on barn wall)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9X3iF6ntXQ
Posted by: NCwoof at September 11, 2014 02:54 PM (aUQgu)
Posted by: Alan Benyak at September 11, 2014 02:54 PM (7V0lh)
Posted by: Wolf's Campaign Manager to Millenial underling at September 11, 2014 02:54 PM (/29Nl)
The uncle of literally decades of voting R are taking a principled stand on voting D to toss the R out because he annihilated the career of a man who, at the least, turned a blind eye to the open-secret pedophilia of Sandusky.
We're tribal. Paterno was shamelessly scapegoated by a gaggle of shitweasels, including the PSU Board of Trustees and the Governor.
Paterno is rightly revered. They shat on 60 years of exemplary service because they thought they could cover their asses. Could Paterno have done more? Surely, if he were of that temperament and felt he needed to personally persue it. All sorts of people whose jobs it was to pursue it didn't, and some covered it up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch who is a proud Nitwit Lion at September 11, 2014 02:55 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 02:55 PM (A3ivx)
Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 02:55 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: HR at September 11, 2014 02:55 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (sDapq)
Posted by: MikeInBA at September 11, 2014 02:41 PM (Q9Fr6)
I noticed the same thing, and have the same question. It's entirely possible the box art is worse than the actual film.
Posted by: shillelagh at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (hRzu2)
Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (Z8msT)
Posted by: ginaswo at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (+X1qa)
Tiger Dogwood
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:40 PM (sDapq)
"Jimmy Union"
Hrm . . . I think I'll forgo that career change, actually.
Posted by: Hal at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (hmPdt)
being Islamic or a true form of true Islam," Mr. Paul said on Fox News,
pushing back on criticism of the speech from interviewer Sean Hannity." I'm all in for saying we have to combat ISIS, but also the ultimate
war, the long war, whoever knows how long ultimately, is going to need
allies from civilized Islam."
You mean like the Iraq War civilized muslim allies that Obama allowed to be tortured and hacked to pieces after withdrawing U.S. troops?
Those allies?
Posted by: the Overton Window - traveling leftward at 3.0 x 108 meters per second at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (2L4e5)
Actually it revolutionized the industry because: the internet + Clinton's very lax (no) policy on enforcing any decency laws = everybody could get into the porn business.
And when everyone can do it, you have to go more extreme/find a niche to get an audience amidst all the new competition.
Posted by: Bootsy Mapleton at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (D/504)
You may be forgetting that Corbett was on the PSU board of trustees at the time and did NOT do a damn thing about it either.
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at September 11, 2014 02:51 PM (xtpUs)
An entirely fair point, yet, not the reason cited.
The reason cited was action against another person who didn't do a thing about it either, one who was revered for whatever reason by the locals.
I have never understood the mysticism of organized sports. The hero-worship is a thing foreign to me, I am just too damned sarcastic to hold any human being on such a pedestal.
So while the critique of Corbett may be entirely valid (I do not know), it is not the reason folks like the aforementioned uncle or diehard Rs are voting the way they are.
Nobody seems to give one shit, let alone two, about the pedophilia and cover-up of said pedophilia. No, what's important is Paterno's legacy.
May Pennsylvania get everything that is coming to it, and get it good.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (9LuAk)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Charlotte at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (5waac)
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (sDapq
And the next thing you will tell us that every day is like a day on the set........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (GGCsk)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (GGCsk)
and it always seems to work...go figure.
Posted by: Binaca Smith at September 11, 2014 02:57 PM (Nxi/6)
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (sDapq)
Is it Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (zqzYV)
Posted by: grognard at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (/29Nl)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal
Hell, you can substitute any of the other 49 states for Pennsylvania
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal
Hell, you can substitute any of the other 49 states for Pennsylvania
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (yjTxB)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (zOTsN)
First Street? Cedar.
Patches Cedar.
I'd make a very bad pornstar, I suppose.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (9LuAk)
Is it Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (zqzYV)
stop it you're getting me excited.
Posted by: Hugh Jass at September 11, 2014 02:59 PM (Nxi/6)
Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy,
Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy,
Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene,
Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon,
Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?
==========
And that's just the Americans.
Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2014 02:59 PM (JBggj)
May Pennsylvania is a new adult actress, right?
Posted by: grognard at September 11, 2014 02:59 PM (/29Nl)
The Jerusalem Post obtained new information from informed sources this week that Hamas used violence and threats against UN personnel in Gaza during Operation Protective Edge.
It was discovered that during the operation Hamas was hiding weapons in facilities run by the UN aid agency UNRWA and firing rockets from nearby proximity to UNRWA schools. The Post has now learned that UNRWA workers were subject to Hamas threats at gun-point during the operation.
In a number of incidents, Hamas terrorists threatened to kill UNRWA personnel if they revealed that the Islamist group was using the UN facilities for purposes of war to ensure that they would not speak out about Hamas's activities.
Details have also emerged of the fate of medical supplies and food that were intended to be distributed by UNRWA to residents of Gaza in need of humanitarian aid. On a number of occasions, armed Hamas operatives forcefully confiscated the supplies, taking them for their own use
There is more in the complete article at the JPost.
Posted by: Daybrother at September 11, 2014 02:59 PM (HF4ch)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:59 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (sDapq)
Is it Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (zqzYV)
Is is any of those plus "Lynn"?
Posted by: shillelagh at September 11, 2014 03:00 PM (hRzu2)
And, yeah, the same thing could be said for porn. Eventually everybody will have a porno film with exactly one viewer.
I just hope that I'm not assigned Margaret Cho's.
Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:00 PM (NeFrd)
Bismarck Kearsarge
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (TIIx5)
I don't know what to say about his name.
Posted by: Hugh Jass at September 11, 2014 03:00 PM (Nxi/6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (F2IAQ)
I never kiss and tell, but if I were to make an exception . . .
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 03:00 PM (sDapq)
>>Top Guantanamo Detainees Release Statement Defending 9-11 Attacks on America<<
See Gateway Pundit.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 11, 2014 03:00 PM (GGCsk)
And without donut drones.
Posted by: HR at September 11, 2014 02:55 PM (/kI1Q)
Just can't get a break these days...
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 03:00 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Binaca Smith at September 11, 2014 02:49 PM (Nxi/6)
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Pool cleaner. He has his own pump basket and telescoping nozzle.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 03:00 PM (QBm1P)
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (sDapq)
Is it Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (zqzYV)
Is is any of those plus "Lynn"?
Posted by: shillelagh at September 11, 2014 03:00 PM (hRzu2)
wait...Heidi. you forgot Heidi.
Posted by: Hugh Jass at September 11, 2014 03:01 PM (Nxi/6)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 11, 2014 03:01 PM (B/VB5)
Sadly, no one with half a brain is surprised at all.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 11, 2014 03:01 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (9LuAk)
You have a shot with us!
Posted by: MittBott2016 at September 11, 2014 03:01 PM (sDapq)
Hell, you can substitute any of the other 49 states for Pennsylvania
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 02:58 PM (F2IAQ)
Truth, and I usually do. O.o But this hero-adulation about Paterno just fills with an extra teaspoon of distilled contempt.
He was a man, and nothing more. In fact, seeing as how he was complicit in keeping the whole thing hush-hush, he seems to have been quite a bit less.
That his destroyed career would be a factor in a statewide election... I am aghast at the vapidity of our culture.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 03:01 PM (9LuAk)
Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 03:01 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 02:56 PM (sDapq)
****
Your wife's name is Ron Jeremy?
Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:02 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 02:50 PM (A3ivx)
Too bad they're bringing them back.
There's a reality show I would watch.
Tonight on Discovery, watch as we take the United States Senate to this deserted island and leave them there!
Oh and so it's not actual porn torture porn, just even more cut rate Eli Roth type torture porn.
Well that's boring.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:02 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 03:02 PM (3H4Zj)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:02 PM (A3ivx)
They're definitely on the x-rated side, like that "extreme horror" type shit always gets the x, but I don't know if they're actually pornos.
One is produced by Troma films, I think, and they don't do pornos (per se).
I mean, all of these cheap horror films are exploitation films and jam pack in lots of x-rated shit, of course.
Posted by: ace at September 11, 2014 03:03 PM (/FnUH)
Tell us you're setting up a crowdsourcing fund...
Posted by: HR at September 11, 2014 03:03 PM (/kI1Q)
an actual pornstar's name.
Posted by: flounder
****
Your wife's name is Ron Jeremy?
Posted by: Seamus M.
Ouch.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2014 03:03 PM (lIiq2)
'strippers , redheads, anyone named "Tiffany" '
http://tinyurl.com/nxwndzt
Posted by: the Overton Window - traveling leftward at 3.0 x 108 meters per second at September 11, 2014 03:03 PM (2L4e5)
o.0 No idea on how common they are in pr0n, though.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 03:03 PM (9LuAk)
I'd be Long Sam Pegram.
Heh!
(Long Sam was a dachshund, I'm not making this up).
Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:04 PM (NeFrd)
Sadly, no one with half a brain is surprised at all.
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher
No, of course not but I was embiggened because someone actually printed it which means maybe, just maybe someone somewhere who needs to see it in print will.
Posted by: Daybrother at September 11, 2014 03:04 PM (xVOr2)
As I said on the last thread, slouching towards Idiocracy.
Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 03:04 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:04 PM (A3ivx)
Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:02 PM (NeFrd)
I should be concerned that is the only name that spews into your mind.
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 03:04 PM (sDapq)
yes i've just been catching up with you guys on that.
I've added a clarification/correction/update.
Posted by: ace at September 11, 2014 03:04 PM (/FnUH)
Heh!
(Long Sam was a dachshund, I'm not making this up).
Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:04 PM (NeFrd)
Sounds like a pirate name.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 03:04 PM (DrWcr)
Well that's boring.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:02 PM (mf5HN)"
Apparently someone saw Hostel and thought "You know what would make this perfect? A lower budget, worse production values and less talented actors."
As Ed Wood might say, "Cut. Print. Perfect!"
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 03:05 PM (3H4Zj)
Posted by: mrp at September 11, 2014 03:05 PM (JBggj)
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2014 03:05 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: Hank Johnson at September 11, 2014 03:05 PM (7ObY1)
No lasting marks
You don't film it
You never have children
You don't speak about it with others
You don't go out in public with that Mark of the Beast on your forehead.
Posted by: hNREx at 1412h CDT, 11.ix.14 at September 11, 2014 03:05 PM (hNREx)
Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (7QMNN)
Paterno was about more than football, he was about values. What other football coach has raised $30 mm to build a library, because he thought we needed a better library to be a world class university?
What other Div 1 school graduates 90% of its scholarship athletes? (hint: none). He created the culture that gave us a starting lineman who *taught* integral vector calculus to undergrads, while he was playing as a masters student? (same hint).
It's easy to be self-righteous about a very old man who didn't act perfectly in one situation.
Posted by: Bandersnatch who is a proud Nitwit Lion at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (A3ivx)
I'm sure the Japs can easily top that by a factor of 10
Seriously japs, get help you sick fucks
Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (F7iKT)
Posted by: Seamus M
Good, we will give you Amanda Marcotte
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (7ObY1)
Tell us you're setting up a crowdsourcing fund...
Posted by: HR at September 11, 2014 03:03 PM (/kI1Q)
Hey, so long as they leave them on Henders Island, I'm good with it.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:07 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:00 PM (NeFrd)
Sir, it is our pleasure to assign you the sole and exclusive right to the watching of the Michelle Obama porn marathon tape.
Posted by: porn watchers board at September 11, 2014 03:07 PM (S+el1)
Paterno was about more than football, he was about values
Pedophilic gay ass-rape is a helluva value.
Posted by: Citizen X at September 11, 2014 03:07 PM (7ObY1)
Put them in Ace's time machine, (that he doesn't have), and send them to the Bikini Atoll. IYKWIM.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2014 03:07 PM (lIiq2)
it was his program. he was king. he was like goodell. he didn't "know" what he didnt want to "know"
Posted by: ThunderB at September 11, 2014 03:08 PM (zOTsN)
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 03:04 PM (sDapq)
****
Well, since I haven't actually watched any porn since about 1982, it was all I could come up with.
Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:08 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: islamic assole at September 11, 2014 03:08 PM (lD34o)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 03:08 PM (QBm1P)
Don't you judge me!
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 11, 2014 03:08 PM (87y4e)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:09 PM (A3ivx)
Posted by: Seamus M. (Meatgayzer) at September 11, 2014 03:08 PM (NeFrd)
Nice backpedal.
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 03:09 PM (sDapq)
I'm sure the Japs can easily top that by a factor of 10
Seriously japs, get help you sick fucks
Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (F7iKT)"
At least most of theirs is animated.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 03:09 PM (3H4Zj)
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:07 PM (mf5HN)
---
Per IMDB, they are working on a Fragment movie, but it simply cannot be fast enough for me.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (QBm1P)
Dad lived an exemplary life....
Except for the 150 corpses we found in his crawl space....
//Ed Gein's Daughter
Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (/4AZU)
Paterno was about more than football, he was
about values. What other football coach has raised $30 mm to build a
library, because he thought we needed a better library to be a world
class university?
What other Div 1 school graduates 90% of its
scholarship athletes? (hint: none). He created the culture that gave us a
starting lineman who *taught* integral vector calculus to undergrads,
while he was playing as a masters student? (same hint).
It's easy to be self-righteous about a very old man who didn't act perfectly in one situation.
Posted by: Bandersnatch who is a proud Nitwit Lion at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (JtwS4)
Didn't act perfectly?
Self-righteous?
This Paterno thing really *IS* a religion.
Keep your self-righteous line for yourself while jacking off to Paterno's pictures, old timer. If you wanna give skids to a pedophile enabler, go for it, but don't project self-righteousness at me about it.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (9LuAk)
27
Now we're all butthurt about teh torture porn?
What has the place become?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 11, 2014 02:27 PM
----------------------------------------------
You don't KNOW butthurt, until you do torture porn.
Posted by: A. Benyak at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (8GKDa)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (2cS/G)
So the MacGuffin would be... old Lucy-Fur is tired of all the heat and wants an ice cream cone.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (A3ivx)
I'm sure the Japs can easily top that by a factor of 10
Seriously japs, get help you sick fucks
Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (F7iKT)"
At least most of theirs is animated.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 03:09 PM (3H4Zj)
Er...
Posted by: Audition at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (DrWcr)
Whatevs. They both suck. No one to vote for as Gov. Much like our senators and reps. Scumbags all.
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl
Agree....
Posted by: backhoe at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (ULH4o)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (glk59)
Posted by: Seamus M
You're still weird, first 2 names I came up with was Debbie Does Dallas and Linda Lovelace not some guy with a big dick or so i've heard.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: CNN Talking Point at September 11, 2014 03:11 PM (oDCMR)
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 03:09 PM (sDapq)
***
No offense intended with the original joke... hanging curve ball and all that.
Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:11 PM (NeFrd)
The old coot pretended he did not know what gay butsex was.
Liar or idiot? Your choice.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2014 03:11 PM (7QMNN)
Posted by: joe biden at September 11, 2014 03:11 PM (lD34o)
Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:04 PM (NeFrd)
------------------------------------------
Wow. I like this. *taking notes*. This is a good way to get password access.
Posted by: Soona at September 11, 2014 03:11 PM (3shY9)
Posted by: JoeF at September 11, 2014 03:11 PM (5itMW)
Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2014 03:11 PM (Z8msT)
Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:11 PM (NeFrd)
None taken, none returned. All in good ribbing.
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 03:12 PM (sDapq)
Half the charm of Troma movies is that when something inanimate moves you can see the fishing line.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 11, 2014 03:12 PM (B/VB5)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2014 03:13 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Bigby's Hairy Palms at September 11, 2014 03:13 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 03:12 PM (sDapq)
But for whose pleasure?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 03:13 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: MSNBC's Krystal Ball at September 11, 2014 03:13 PM (D/504)
Just to clarify... carry on otherwise.
Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2014 03:14 PM (7QMNN)
Posted by: harry reid's parrot at September 11, 2014 03:14 PM (lD34o)
Posted by: Seamus M. at September
Roscoe Florida.
Nah, think I'll come up with something better than that.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 03:14 PM (F2IAQ)
This Paterno thing really *IS* a religion.
Well, to be less ragey about everything, it is. When I first took my fiancee to see the campus she was flabbergasted that there were life-size cardboard cutouts of Paterno in half the store windows.
I thought that was just what people do.
Posted by: Bandersnatch who is a proud Nitwit Lion at September 11, 2014 03:14 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at September 11, 2014 03:14 PM (SO2Q8)
AoSHQ has decency standards.
AoSHQ has its fair share of Troma torture porn aficionados.
Posted by: flounder at September 11, 2014 03:14 PM (sDapq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:14 PM (A3ivx)
Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2014 03:14 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: The Toxic Avenger at September 11, 2014 03:14 PM (7I7g6)
******
I needed that. LO friggin' L.
Ace, I will gladly take a bullet for you. Just one, though. Thank you for all of this.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 11, 2014 03:15 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: blaster at September 11, 2014 03:15 PM (xKB7D)
Just to clarify... carry on otherwise.
..
Gein Denier.
Posted by: ace at September 11, 2014 03:15 PM (/FnUH)
some are pretty awful (screaming, blood), but otoh they all seem to have post-filming interviews where the girls are like "yeah, I do this every weekend anyway, whatever"
Posted by: TallDave at September 11, 2014 03:15 PM (/s1LA)
Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2014 03:16 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: The (Entire) Class of Nuke Em High at September 11, 2014 03:16 PM (7I7g6)
Posted by: Brian Dennehy as the Ball Gag at September 11, 2014 03:16 PM (87y4e)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 11, 2014 03:12 PM (B/VB5)
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Frank Zappa's delightful "Cheepnis":
http://tinyurl.com/p7289z5
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 03:16 PM (QBm1P)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (QBm1P)
I know right! I was just rereading it last week and trying to cast the movie in my head. I do so like it when authors support my utterly correct position that Outside is trying to kill us all.
That has one of my favorite bad guy deaths in it. So karma. Such a bitch.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:16 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 03:14 PM (F2IAQ)
Slab Bulkhead, Bridge Largemeat, Punt Speedchunk, Butch Deadlift, Hold Bigflank, Splint Chesthair, Flint Ironstag, Bolt Vanderhuge, Thick McRunfast, Blast Hardcheese, Buff Drinklots, Crunch Slamchest, Fist Rockbone, Stump Beefknob, Smash Lampjaw, Punch Rockgroin, Buck Plankchest, Stump Junkman, Dirk Hardpec, Rip Steakface, Slate Slabrock, Crud Bonemeal, Brick Hardmeat, Rip Slagcheek, Punch Sideiron, Gristle McThornbody, Slate Fistcrunch, Buff Hardback, Bob Johnson (oh, wait...), Blast Thickneck, Crunch Buttsteak, Slab Squatthrust, Lump Beefbroth, Touch Rustrod, Beef Blastbody, Big McLargehuge, Smoke Manmuscle, Beat Punchmeat, Hack Blowfist, Roll Fizzlebeef.
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:16 PM (NfnJU)
Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:16 PM (NeFrd)
Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2014 03:17 PM (/4AZU)
Just to clarify... carry on otherwise.
If you are going to clarify this, you have to say, "according to wikipedia..." or something. Because if you just know this, then....
Posted by: blaster at September 11, 2014 03:17 PM (xKB7D)
Buster Gonads and Johnny Fart-pants.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:18 PM (A3ivx)
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:16 PM (mf5HN)
---------
His colonized corpse makes a brief but memorable appearance at the beginning of the sequel, which was very good too.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 03:18 PM (QBm1P)
There are literally dozens of BDSM tumblers prefixed with "feminist" e.g. feminist misogynist" "feminist fuckdoll trainer" "feminist slave". It's... a little confusing.
Posted by: TallDave at September 11, 2014 03:18 PM (/s1LA)
I spent a good part of the summer looking at property in a state where I'll get the equivalent home and property to what I have in PA and spend SIX THOUSAND dollars a year less in real estate taxes. Why so much? To paraphrase James Carvile, you have the leaches in Philadelphia on one side of the state, the leaches in Pittsburgh on the other side of the state, and you have the taxpayers in the middle.
Posted by: SE Pa Moron at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (Zq4s7)
Posted by: forest hump at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (lD34o)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 11, 2014 03:12 PM (B/VB5)
FIFY
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (mf5HN)
I do so like it when authors support my utterly correct position that Outside is trying to kill us all.
Fun fact: 97.5% of all deadly spider bites and 99.2% of all spider bites that make your flesh rot happen Inside.
Posted by: Bandersnatch who is a proud Nitwit Lion at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (JtwS4)
I even think we would agree that we should all have less vicariousness in our sex lives.
Especially single-handed sailors, and the like.
Ultimately, the resort to porn is a failure of the imagination. It may be the sort of thing that reduces fecundity for both male and female.
Additiinally, something is driving down average testosterone levels, whether it is diet, a response to urban crowding among susceptible populations, porn, all of the above, some factor or factors unknown?
Posted by: hNREx at 1425h CDT, 11.ix.14 at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (hNREx)
Posted by: TallDave at September 11, 2014 03:18 PM (/s1LA)
And you know this how?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (A3ivx)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (20Zla)
Fish is my all-time favorite.
Fisima
Posted by: BurtTC at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (7QMNN)
Just to clarify... carry on otherwise.
Posted by: BurtTC
Plainfield, WI a nice little town off USH 51/I39 north of Madison.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (F2IAQ)
MY EYES! MY INNER EYES!
Thanks jerk, you've burned out my visual cortex.
Ldjilisiddiahlfksljffkiijwea.
Posted by: TallDave at September 11, 2014 03:20 PM (/s1LA)
Did you know a pig's dick looks like it's tail?
Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 11, 2014 03:20 PM (F7iKT)
Posted by: sven10077 at September 11, 2014 03:20 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 03:19 PM (F2IAQ)
PACKERS!
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:20 PM (NfnJU)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
Haven't watched. I suppose its NSFW
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 03:20 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2014 03:20 PM (kAPuS)
Posted by: TallDave at September 11, 2014 03:20 PM (/s1LA)
some are pretty awful (screaming, blood), but otoh they all seem to have post-filming interviews where the girls are like "yeah, I do this every weekend anyway, whatever"
Posted by: TallDave at September 11, 2014 03:15 PM (/s1LA)
Posts like this are going to start getting people called out for their taste in porn. For the record, I'm against that, mostly out of an interest in self-preservation.
Posted by: shillelagh at September 11, 2014 03:20 PM (hRzu2)
The link in my nic goes to a clip of Bill Maher demolishing Charlie Rose. Charlie is defending the Islam is not violent claim and Bill Maher is schooling him.
Posted by: Chillin the most at September 11, 2014 03:20 PM (gxtMZ)
That his destroyed career would be a factor in a statewide election... I am aghast at the vapidity of our culture.
Posted by: Kinley Ardal
Amen dude.
It's easy to be self-righteous about a very old man who didn't act perfectly in one situation.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Yeah, except for that whole Dachau thing, SS Hauptsturmführer Alexander Piorkowski was kind to his pets and paid for his neighbors to go to private school. YAY!
Posted by: imp at September 11, 2014 03:21 PM (IhO99)
Posted by: Chillin the most at September 11, 2014 03:21 PM (gxtMZ)
Did you know a pig's dick looks like it's tail?
Posted by: Navycopjoe
Talk about a sick little fucker. That explains the bromance with Jay Cuntler
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 03:21 PM (F2IAQ)
Of course its cheesy and well boring. Has Troma ever been able to afford even CGI tentacles?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:06 PM (A3ivx)
Hell, no. In fact, Troma is so cheap (or poor, if you believe their propaganda bullshit) that they proudly re-use footage of the same car crash in almost every film.
They're a bunch of lefties, but they HATE Robert Redford and his snooty Sundance Film Festival so they can't be all bad. They crash Sundance every year with their own "Tromadance" festival where they fuck with the Hollywood douchebags.
Troma Trivia: James Gunn, director of Guardians Of The Galaxy got his start writing/directing for Troma. He puts Troma head honcho Lloyd Kaufman in his films as an extra (he's one of the inmates in the prison scene in GotG). Gunn's ex, Jenna Fischer from The Office, worked in the crew for several Troma productions before hitting it big.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2014 03:21 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: phoenixgirl Never Forget at September 11, 2014 03:21 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 03:18 PM (QBm1P)
Oh yes, I enjoyed that one as well.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:22 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: phoenixgirl Never Forget at September 11, 2014 03:22 PM (u8GsB)
Except in this case, Guinevere was played by a series of prepubescent boys.
"We would have all such offenders so cut off: and we give express charge, that in our marches through the country, there be nothing compelled from the villages, nothing taken but paid for, none of the French upbraided or abused in disdainful language, for when lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the gentler gamester is the soonest winner."
Henry V, Act III Scene VI
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at September 11, 2014 03:22 PM (9LuAk)
Posted by: phoenixgirl Never Forget at September 11, 2014 03:21 PM (u8GsB)
Darn, I hate pop quizzes!
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:22 PM (NfnJU)
Posted by: bill maher at September 11, 2014 03:22 PM (lD34o)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
The carp will be happy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 03:23 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl Never Forget at September 11, 2014 03:21 PM (u8GsB)
A+ *shoves lemon bar through USB for you*
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:23 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:22 PM (NfnJU)
put your book and notes away.....you will need a No. 2 pencil
Posted by: phoenixgirl Never Forget at September 11, 2014 03:23 PM (u8GsB)
Negative there ghost rider
It's a terrible terrible navy thing
Posted by: Navycopjoe at September 11, 2014 03:23 PM (F7iKT)
Posted by: HR at September 11, 2014 03:24 PM (/kI1Q)
Posted by: phoenixgirl Never Forget at September 11, 2014 03:24 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 03:24 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:24 PM (NeFrd)
Did you know a pig's dick looks like it's tail?
Posted by: Navycopjoe
Hell -- yes!
Posted by:Senator Thad Cochran
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at September 11, 2014 03:24 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:24 PM (A3ivx)
is that a good fit?
Posted by: willow
Cobs here do it, why not?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban, and tired at September 11, 2014 03:24 PM (F2IAQ)
Posted by: RNC/DNC What's the difference? at September 11, 2014 03:25 PM (v+oos)
Dying over here.
Posted by: HR at September 11, 2014 03:24 PM (/kI1Q)
MST3K - Space Mutiny - The many names of David Ryder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:25 PM (zqzYV)
Posted by: jwest at September 11, 2014 03:25 PM (u2a4R)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 11, 2014 03:20 PM (kAPuS)
********
The world is beautiful. It's people who make it the morning-after-undercooked-hot-wings phenomenon that it feels like.
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 11, 2014 03:25 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: imam mo at September 11, 2014 03:25 PM (lD34o)
Posted by: jwest at September 11, 2014 03:25 PM (u2a4R)
Took a while, but we've arrived at a thread winner.
Posted by: shillelagh at September 11, 2014 03:26 PM (hRzu2)
alright. i see the poin, i wouldn't want to get stuck in a rut and appreciate those who i find as advocates of mine.
like cruz.
Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 03:26 PM (nqBYe)
You'd be surprised.
Posted by: Rule 34 at September 11, 2014 03:26 PM (xKB7D)
Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 03:27 PM (nqBYe)
http://youtu.be/JxYNV5ZGYpw
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:24 PM (A3ivx)
Of course, any man this happened to would never leave the house again. Ever.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 03:27 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: phoenixgirl Never Forget at September 11, 2014 03:24 PM (u8GsB)
*hugs back*
See, when you study, you are rewarded. Let that be a lesson to all y'all.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:27 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Audition at September 11, 2014 03:10 PM (DrWcr)"
Hey, I did say most, not all.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 03:27 PM (3H4Zj)
Posted by: Ray Rice at September 11, 2014 03:27 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 03:28 PM (nqBYe)
Hello, we're Mr. & Mrs. Cur, this is our son IllTempered. We live over on Kearsage Boulevard. We have a golden retriever named Bismarck! It's so nice to meet you.
Posted by: Seamus M. at September 11, 2014 03:16 PM (NeFrd)
Actually, Bismarck was a 50 lb dachshund mix.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2014 03:28 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 03:28 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2014 03:28 PM (TIIx5)
Where can I pick up 50 lbs of dachsund mix?
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 11, 2014 03:28 PM (DrWcr)
Then it gets weird. *thud*
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:29 PM (A3ivx)
Posted by: Zombie Al Goldstein at September 11, 2014 03:30 PM (3/wAJ)
Darn, I hate pop quizzes!
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:22 PM (NfnJU)
I REALLY don't want to hear about your high school sex education class experiences.....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2014 03:30 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: @votermom at September 11, 2014 03:30 PM (GSIDW)
Posted by: hNREx at 1437h CDT, 11.ix.14 at September 11, 2014 03:31 PM (hNREx)
Posted by: Bigby's Hairy Palms at September 11, 2014 03:31 PM (3ZtZW)
is the book big or the test onerous?
Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 03:28 PM (nqBYe)
*shoves lemon bar through USB for willow*
Sweetness, you don't have to worry about it. You've already aced them all.
The rest of you will be evaluated on a case by case basis.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:31 PM (mf5HN)
I have an idea about that.
Posted by: Dr. Peters at September 11, 2014 03:31 PM (5waac)
Posted by: meme at September 11, 2014 03:31 PM (lD34o)
Tom Ridge gets to the point.
National Review The Corner has a video of him on CNN
Great critique on the huge problem with Obama's ISIL strategy.
Posted by: Home Slice at September 11, 2014 03:32 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Jenna Jameson at September 11, 2014 03:32 PM (3/wAJ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl
Darn, I hate pop quizzes!
Posted by: MikeH
The dog ate my hard drive!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2014 03:33 PM (lIiq2)
teh tweet
I guess Tom Wolf's new campaign slogan is "A porn star in every public school!"
#TorturePornPal
Posted by: @votermom at September 11, 2014 03:33 PM (GSIDW)
http://tinyurl.com/mc5xal4
takes you to NRO
Posted by: Home Slice at September 11, 2014 03:34 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:34 PM (A3ivx)
National Review The Corner has a video of him on CNN
Great critique on the huge problem with Obama's ISIL strategy.
Daddy, you have a strategy?
-Malia
Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2014 03:35 PM (lIiq2)
http://tinyurl.com/ohlody6
Especially interesting is the troll at the bottom of the comments. Remember all the Muslims that suddenly showed up all over the net with their bizarre and obvious lies about what had just happened? I remember being on a Macintosh forum a day or two later talking to someone about how there was remarkably little backlash (relative) to what had happened. The saudi royals being flown out, no roving gangs of Muslim killers etc. A Canadian Muslim came on, interrupted and told me that I didn't know what I was talking about, that there were "hundreds" of hate crimes against peaceful Muslims in NYC in the wake of the attack with dozens murdered. I actually tried to engage the guy in conversation for a bit and then he posted something about how he himself was just a peaceable guy who right after the attack he was on the phone and on the computer till after midnight organizing several Muslim organizations and sending out press releases across Canada and the USA. Then he suddenly realized what he had done and deleted his post. Then went dark.
I knew what he was then.
Posted by: Daybrother at September 11, 2014 03:35 PM (dDyQx)
Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 03:35 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: I've never heard of a lemonbar at September 11, 2014 03:35 PM (Z8msT)
Posted by: I've never heard of a lemonbar at September 11, 2014 03:36 PM (Z8msT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:36 PM (A3ivx)
At no point was any of that NOT weird...
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 03:36 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:37 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:29 PM (A3ivx)
At no point was any of that NOT weird...
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 03:36 PM (DrWcr)
in other words, a slow day at the HQ
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2014 03:37 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 03:36 PM (DrWcr)
And isn't that really the story of AOSHQ?
Posted by: Rule 34 at September 11, 2014 03:37 PM (xKB7D)
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:37 PM (zqzYV)
Posted by: @votermom at September 11, 2014 03:38 PM (GSIDW)
Posted by: big ass spider in willows closet at September 11, 2014 03:38 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: blaster at September 11, 2014 03:38 PM (xKB7D)
It's disingenuous, it's disingenuous to say that the men and women that we are going to send to Iraq are not in harms way--they're not wearing sneakers...
Posted by: Home Slice at September 11, 2014 03:38 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: wheatie at September 11, 2014 03:38 PM (LcQ0i)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 11, 2014 03:39 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: I've never heard of a lemonbar at September 11, 2014 03:36 PM (Z8msT)
But the upside is "Lemon Tree very pretty..."
Was weird seeing Trini Lopez in "The Dirty Dozen", too bad they killed him during the jump. Would have been awesome for him to gun down some Nazi's and scream, "suck on those lemons..."
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:40 PM (NfnJU)
--
And the lemon flower is sweet
--
Put the Lime in the coconut and drink it all up.
Try and get that out of your mind now.
Posted by: Not Me at September 11, 2014 03:40 PM (Zilou)
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:37 PM (zqzYV)
-----------------------------------------
8,954,000 seconds.
Posted by: Soona at September 11, 2014 03:40 PM (3shY9)
Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 03:41 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: hNREx at 1447h CDT, 11.ix.14 at September 11, 2014 03:41 PM (hNREx)
Good news every Juan....
Ogabe says we are not at war...
so what was his "ISIL bad" speech over then?
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 11, 2014 03:41 PM (/4AZU)
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 11, 2014 03:41 PM (5waac)
The second episode has a gamer otaku get absorbed by his Nintendo. So Kaguya and Pippin her man-servant dwarf have to enter the digital realm before the world is destroyed. Even has tentacles in it and save points.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:41 PM (A3ivx)
Posted by: wrg500 at September 11, 2014 03:41 PM (S+el1)
There is absolutely no reason for this flavor to exist.
Posted by: @votermom at September 11, 2014 03:42 PM (GSIDW)
The future is .... now!
No wait ... NOW!
NOW!
Shit.
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 11, 2014 03:41 PM (5waac)
The future is slippery and elusive. Like poontang.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 11, 2014 03:42 PM (DrWcr)
But, the lion sleeps tonight.
Posted by: wrg500
---
Dammit. well played.
Posted by: Not Me at September 11, 2014 03:42 PM (rL5mB)
The future is .... now!
No wait ... NOW!
NOW!
Shit.
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 11, 2014 03:41 PM (5waac)
Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Posted by: Colonel Sandurz at September 11, 2014 03:42 PM (zqzYV)
La Blue Girl cured me for life....
six months later when I was finally normal again....
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 11, 2014 03:43 PM (/4AZU)
I bet there's a dust cloud lingering in the room after getting that old thing out.
Posted by: DaveA at September 11, 2014 03:43 PM (DL2i+)
Slap. POW, kick, step on.
Squish.
Posted by: willow at September 11, 2014 03:41 PM (nqBYe)
This is why willow has a lemon bar supply, Horde.
Watch and learn, watch and learn.
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:43 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:43 PM (A3ivx)
Posted by: wrg500
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Dammit. well played.
This is the dawning Age of Aquarius
Posted by: rickb223 at September 11, 2014 03:44 PM (lIiq2)
It was a long interview with some clips of his 80s videos and hits - and then they did his new song.
It. Was. Awful.
The single was called scream and the bit that hit me:
You are the lock
I am the key
Climb up my lemon tree
Posted by: blaster at September 11, 2014 03:44 PM (xKB7D)
Posted by: JEM at September 11, 2014 03:45 PM (o+SC1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 11, 2014 03:45 PM (A3ivx)
Also, I have Urotsukidoji on Blu-Ray. Because you really need the added definition to appreciate the Citizen Kane of tentacle porn.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 11, 2014 03:45 PM (3H4Zj)
Tom Ridge:
...no Commander in Chief wants to send men and women into harm's way--but don't--pretend--that those military personnel--those brave men and women--are not going to be caught up in the middle of a violent battle--a violent medieval barbaric organization--IT"S FICTION!
They're in harm's way.
Posted by: Home Slice at September 11, 2014 03:45 PM (RJMhd)
Posted by: wrg500 at September 11, 2014 03:45 PM (S+el1)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 11, 2014 03:45 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 11, 2014 03:46 PM (2cS/G)
will this fall because of what Gov. Corbett did to Joe Paterno (fired
him). And he's got tens of thousands of other Penn State alumni Rs doing
the same thing.
Posted by: albo at September 11, 2014 02:31 PM (ZPx7m)
You've got to be fucking shitting me.
Posted by: KG at September 11, 2014 03:46 PM (p7BzH)
No wait ... NOW!
NOW!
Shit.
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 11, 2014 03:41 PM (5waac)
Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Posted by: Colonel Sandurz at September 11, 2014 03:42 PM (zqzYV)
----
Right Now!!
Posted by: Van Halen at September 11, 2014 03:46 PM (NaV4z)
*Which* family? The one she tragically lost, the one she murdered, or the one she abandoned?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at September 11, 2014 03:46 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: eleven at September 11, 2014 03:46 PM (Z8msT)
Was weird seeing Trini Lopez in "The Dirty Dozen", too bad they killed him during the jump. Would have been awesome for him to gun down some Nazi's and scream, "suck on those lemons..."
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:40 PM (NfnJU)
That's because he said fuckit in the middle of production and they wrote him out of the second half of the film. Depending on who you believe, either his agent tried to extort a higher fee from the director in the middle of filming and they fired him, or Frank Sinatra had advised Lopez to quit in mid-film to avoid losing momentum on his recording career.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2014 03:46 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: Suppressed Flasher at September 11, 2014 03:47 PM (X+nFp)
Posted by: alexthechick at September 11, 2014 03:43 PM (mf5HN)
-------------------------------------------
That spider thing
Shoot, burn, dismember, throw out
Now where's my fucking lemon bar?
Posted by: Soona at September 11, 2014 03:48 PM (3shY9)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 11, 2014 03:46 PM (TIIx5)
I thought it was kinda weird the way they killed him off...
Posted by: MikeH at September 11, 2014 03:48 PM (NfnJU)
Thank you and God bless.
Posted by: Breeding Farm at September 11, 2014 03:49 PM (IiIqD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 11, 2014 03:52 PM (6FXj4)
I kinda like this new NewsMaxTV channel in the background. Its not a some crazy ultra right wing channel, just pretty much straight forward news and opinion. No screaming and the opposing guests don't talk over each other. I really like that part.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 11, 2014 03:54 PM (wrvud)
....isn't [your porn star name/stripper name] your first pets name and then your first street name?
*
*
Rusty Bourbon!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 11, 2014 03:58 PM (6FXj4)
Works better as Shady Shirley, currently asleep on a desk chair.
MoronSphere trivia - I delivered the Tribune Review for 3 years.
Posted by: DaveA at September 11, 2014 03:58 PM (DL2i+)
We have it in our hands to tailor fill our cultural plates from a buffet all the best of the best, but it is just as easy to do the equivalent of sitting on the couch with a bag of pork rinds and cheez whiz and watch "Breeding Farm".
Not a judgement, just an observation! I'm usually in the pantsless and pork rinds camp, but with Prokofiev platters spinning in the background.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 11, 2014 04:02 PM (QBm1P)
Corbett is no great shakes but he did hold the line on Zerocare expansion and fracking. Oh well.
Posted by: Tyrone Shoelaces at September 11, 2014 04:03 PM (44OyV)
This begs for the wants, settles, gets meme but "propriety" or maybe just anti-gag reflex.
Posted by: DaveA at September 11, 2014 04:08 PM (DL2i+)
Posted by: Average Joe at September 11, 2014 04:11 PM (2C1Fv)
Posted by: Erowmero at September 11, 2014 04:12 PM (go5uR)
Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 11, 2014 04:14 PM (XO6WW)
No greater endorsement than that.
Posted by: Bigus Dickus at September 11, 2014 04:28 PM (Xv7f/)
Posted by: phoenixgirl Never Forget at September 11, 2014 05:04 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 11, 2014 03:52 PM (6FXj4)
Cue the idiocracy prediction...
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at September 11, 2014 05:09 PM (XsjCJ)
Posted by: Brandon Finnigan at September 11, 2014 05:12 PM (i/CIR)
Posted by: Brandon Finnigan at September 11, 2014 05:13 PM (i/CIR)
Posted by: bleck at September 11, 2014 06:17 PM (h9G8n)
Posted by: bleck at September 11, 2014 06:20 PM (h9G8n)
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TorturePorn
"Any work which gives heavy, focused attention to Cold-Blooded Torture and/or mutilation of someone. This is usually associated with popular Horror Films from the Turn of the Millennium; the term was coined in 2006 by film critic David Edelstein to describe films like Hostel, Saw, The Devils Rejects, and Wolf Creek."
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