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Thread Winner!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 10, 2014 04:38 PM (3W1WP) 3
Me too! I follow the law, whenever I can. All other times, F*CK THE POLICE!
Posted by: chiefjaybob at September 10, 2014 04:38 PM (syWCj) 4
We just can't follow the law this time...
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 10, 2014 04:39 PM (9+ccr) 5
In an attempt to get ahead of a potential problem, tonight Obama will be unveiling his plan to deal with a Higgs Boson disaster, instead.
Posted by: Carl Sagan at September 10, 2014 04:39 PM (e8kgV) 6
Posted by: Jugdish, Sidney & Clayton Roofers LLC at September 10, 2014 04:38 PM (JtwS4)
Hey you forgot us a wimp and a blimp... Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 10, 2014 04:40 PM (9+ccr) 7
Hey, wingnuts, have I mentioned lately that you can all go fuck yourselves?
Cause you can. Tax free. Posted by: IRS Commissioner Koskinen at September 10, 2014 04:40 PM (ZPrif) 8
If you look really closely you can see new horns sprouting on the bald head of
Koskinen. He has them removed periodically but still can't erase evil. His eyes. Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Rotherham reporter #1400 girls raped at September 10, 2014 04:40 PM (dMEBN) 9
Alright then. I'll just "Whenever I can, we follow the law" on my next tax return, claim no taxable income for the year, and state that any evidence to the contrary was probably accidentally destroyed.
Posted by: Stu-22 at September 10, 2014 04:40 PM (AiYlm) 10
It's really the standard we should all strive for.
Posted by: Rosemary hic The DA at September 10, 2014 04:41 PM (BPMYx) Posted by: Dewey, Cheatem & Howe at September 10, 2014 04:41 PM (e8kgV) 12
Obama should have "Whenever we can, we follow the law" as the motto surrounding the Presidential Seal.
Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2014 04:42 PM (/UYSJ) 13
Come back here, you bastidges
You ain't starting a new thread to avoid this. From the olde Tyme thread below ..................................................... Amazon SFW Sort of. Yes....they actually make them http://tinyurl.com/kama9ap Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 10, 2014 04:42 PM (LAeJj) Posted by: Doctor Fish at September 10, 2014 04:42 PM (3/wAJ) 15
Whenever I can, I touch myself and think of little boys.
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 10, 2014 04:42 PM (sDapq) 16
Is this a Kinsley Gaff?
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 10, 2014 04:42 PM (K1UGK) 17
Needless to say, "Whenever we can" = "Only when it doesn't matter," or alternately, "almost never."
Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2014 04:42 PM (/UYSJ) 18
"Whenever it fits in our profit plan, we follow the law"
Posted by: Giuseppe Lucchese at September 10, 2014 04:43 PM (e8kgV) 19
The human-like skin was ruled "good enough for government work".
Posted by: Reptilian IRS Overlord at September 10, 2014 04:43 PM (ZPrif) 20
Speaking of the IRS, did you know that a new roof install could increase your home's value by up to 60%, but you never have to pay taxes on your accumulated wealth until you actually sell it? When we say "A Quality Roof is a Sound Investment," we don't just mean it as a metaphor, like that idiot Bono sings about stupid shit that only means something in his jackass brain. Posted by: Adam Clayton & Larry Mullen Jr. of Clayton-Mullen Roofing, The Roofing Specialists at September 10, 2014 04:43 PM (/FnUH) 21
Just wait until the middle class follow Koskinen's advice.
I see no reason to follow many laws anymore, other than convenience. Posted by: rd at September 10, 2014 04:43 PM (J7NUM) 22
When ever I can, I follow the strict diet my doctor prescribed for me.
Posted by: Micheal Moore at September 10, 2014 04:43 PM (OWjjx) 23
"Whenever we can, we follow the law. [If it's convenient, and not too much bother.]"
There's a motto for, and a summation of, the Obama presidency. Posted by: Stu-22 at September 10, 2014 04:43 PM (AiYlm) 24
Whenever we can = when it serves the interests of Dems.
Posted by: IRS at September 10, 2014 04:43 PM (BPMYx) 25
"I just clocked you going 130 in a 25-mile-an-hour school zone."
"Officer, whenever I can, I follow the law." "Really? Well, in that case, you are free to go. Thanks for doing your best." Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2014 04:44 PM (/UYSJ) Posted by: Zombie Dick Nixon at September 10, 2014 04:44 PM (3/wAJ) 27
500th!
Posted by: Mallamutt, Trying to Make Ace Proud of Us at September 10, 2014 04:44 PM (OWjjx) 28
well actually you might have to pay additional property taxes but obviously we were speaking of federal tax implications. Look, we're the Roofing Specialists, not the Tax Specialists. Posted by: Adam Clayton & Larry Mullen Jr. of Clayton-Mullen Roofing, The Roofing Specialists at September 10, 2014 04:44 PM (/FnUH) 29
I would give anything to see this motherfucker in an orange jumpsuit.
Posted by: daninmichigan at September 10, 2014 04:44 PM (2yD4G) 30
Whenever I can, I work at work.
Posted by: "alexthechick" - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 10, 2014 04:44 PM (mf5HN) Posted by: D-Lamp at September 10, 2014 04:45 PM (txvbW) 32
Is this a Kinsley Gaff? Precisely. Except it's "gaffe". A gaff is a large sharp hook on a handle for hoisting fish into a boat. Or IRS directors. Posted by: AoSHQ Style Guide Compliance Division at September 10, 2014 04:45 PM (JtwS4) 33
Yes....they actually make them
Old news. You ain't truly a redneck if'n you ain't seen at least one at a party. Especially as a gag gift. Or a Halloween party as someone comes as a Scotsman. Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 04:45 PM (C10Bt) 34
Whenever I can, I look for the real killer.
Posted by: O.J. at September 10, 2014 04:45 PM (OWjjx) 35
Whenever I can, I remain faithful to my wife.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 10, 2014 04:45 PM (AiYlm) 36
"Whenever I can, I Touch Myself"
Posted by: Christina Amphlett at September 10, 2014 04:45 PM (e8kgV) 37
"Whenever we can, we follow the law," IRS Commissioner John Koskinen told the House Ways and Means subcommittee on health on Wednesday.
I genuinely laughed at that. If you can't laugh at that, then you just don't have any appreciation for precisely how cfuked we are. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 10, 2014 04:45 PM (1CroS) Posted by: Adolf Hitler at September 10, 2014 04:46 PM (/FnUH) Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at September 10, 2014 04:46 PM (3/wAJ) 40
Whenever I can, I won't do that thing in your mouth.
Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 10, 2014 04:46 PM (ucDmr) 41
"
Look, we're the Roofing Specialists, not the Tax Specialists. " Whenever you can, you give solid tax advice? Posted by: IRS at September 10, 2014 04:46 PM (BPMYx) 42
Whenever I can, I refrain from punching my wife.
Posted by: Ray Rice at September 10, 2014 04:46 PM (AiYlm) 43
"Whenever I can, I tell the truth"
Posted by: Jay Carney at September 10, 2014 04:46 PM (e8kgV) 44
When ever we can, we read Ace's post.
Posted by: The Moron Hoard at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (OWjjx) 45
Ace - quick fix:
If you watch and look at the title of the video, it's "Wherever we can, we follow the law" -- not "Whenever." Not a biggie - -I just noticed it tho. Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (/UYSJ) 46
Whenever I can, I respect national sovereignity and women's rights to their own bodies.
Posted by: Genghis Khan at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (vgIRn) Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (C10Bt) 48
When ever we can, we win the World Series.
Posted by: The Chicago Cubs at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (OWjjx) 49
I would give anything to see this motherfucker in an orange jumpsuit.
Posted by: daninmichigan at September 10, 2014 04:44 PM (2yD4G) Well, yeah, but then he'd just put on the One Ring and disappear. Posted by: "alexthechick" - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (mf5HN) 50
Whenever I can, I keep my opinions to myself.
Posted by: Bob Costas at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (AiYlm) 51
Usually first, but whenever you can, you will blow me!
Posted by: Mel Gibson at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (oR4fS) Posted by: Jo Jo Biden at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (3/wAJ) 53
"Whenever I can, I hit the links"
Posted by: President Barack "Unexpectedly" Obama at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (e8kgV) Posted by: the chicken at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (TPyu3) 55
thanks, Zombie
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2014 04:48 PM (/FnUH) 56
When ever I can, I try not to throw a 4th quarter interception and lose the game.
Posted by: Tony Romo at September 10, 2014 04:48 PM (OWjjx) 57
Whenever I can, I just say "no thanks" to the black tranny hookers.
Posted by: Bill Maher at September 10, 2014 04:48 PM (AiYlm) 58
Whenever we can we follow the law...
...down a dark cul-de-sac where we bash it on the head with a steel pipe and then rifle through its pockets for loose change and Tic-Tacs. Posted by: Seamus M. at September 10, 2014 04:48 PM (NeFrd) 59
Whenever I can, I complete passes in the fourth quarter of important games.
Posted by: Tony Romo at September 10, 2014 04:48 PM (mf5HN) 60
20 Ooooh, You better watch out for the blog host, I heard he doesn't like commercial spam.
Posted by: rd at September 10, 2014 04:48 PM (J7NUM) 61
Whenever I can, I don't go straight to the comments.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 04:48 PM (C10Bt) Posted by: "alexthechick" - SMOD. Now with extra taunting. at September 10, 2014 04:49 PM (mf5HN) 63
Whenever I can, I tell the truth.
Posted by: Barack Obama, SCOAMFOTUS at September 10, 2014 04:49 PM (AiYlm) 64
I see no reason to follow many laws anymore, other than convenience. Posted by: rd at September 10, 2014 04:43 PM (J7NUM) Lately I have been advocating for the conscious defiance of laws with which a person does not agree, provided that they can get away with it safely. On all things in which you have a high probability of getting caught, I advice people to not show their defiance overtly. Posted by: D-Lamp at September 10, 2014 04:49 PM (txvbW) 65
Whenever I can, I take the stairs.
Posted by: Ray "Boom, Boom!" Rice at September 10, 2014 04:49 PM (RJMhd) 66
Wherever is equally bad...Maybe worse...
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 10, 2014 04:49 PM (9+ccr) 67
Whenever I can, I wear a condom and try not to impregnant the otherwise unknown woman I am having sex with.
Posted by: Shawn Kemp at September 10, 2014 04:49 PM (OWjjx) Posted by: Megyn Kelly at September 10, 2014 04:49 PM (3/wAJ) 69
"48 When ever we can, we win the World Series.
" We feel you. Whenever we can, we don't blow the World Series twice on the last pitch of the last out. Posted by: Texas Rangers at September 10, 2014 04:49 PM (BPMYx) 70
I thought he said 'whenever we care to' but maybe I misheard.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 10, 2014 04:49 PM (4Fpt9) 71
Whenever we can, we cut corners and do substandard roofwork.
But we never *can* do that. We're dedicated to delivering the highest-quality roof repairs and installations in the greater Dublin area. Posted by: Adam Clayton & Larry Mullen Jr. of Clayton-Mullen Roofing, The Roofing Specialists at September 10, 2014 04:49 PM (/FnUH) 72
Whenever I can, I pay my taxes or answer an audit?
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2014 04:50 PM (GGCsk) 73
Wherever I can.
Posted by: A Bear Shitting In Tthe Woods at September 10, 2014 04:50 PM (TPyu3) 74
Harry Reid also assures us that sex in DC is mostly consensual, unless he's unable to wrestle the binky from those tenaciously teething toddlers.
Posted by: Fritz at September 10, 2014 04:50 PM (C0dQz) 75
Whenever I can, I travel without a walker.
Posted by: Hillary! at September 10, 2014 04:50 PM (1CroS) 76
Whenever we can, we refrain from murder and rape.
Posted by: ISIS, Directorate of Impulse Control at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (AiYlm) 77
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I would give anything to see this motherfucker in an orange jumpsuit. Posted by: daninmichigan ~~~~~~~~~~~~ This. He is an arrogant fuck and I'm sure will be on a list should '16 bring in a pres that enforces the law, preferably with a no-holds barred AG Posted by: eureka! at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (BP3kb) 78
I have jury duty in a couple of weeks. I wonder if this defense will be helpful to me in voir dire.
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (K1UGK) 79
When ever I can, I try not to throw a 1st, 2nd, 3rd,[/] 4th quarter interception and lose the game.
FIFY. Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (C10Bt) 80
Allo?!!....What's all this sulkin goin on?
Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (GXZgZ) 81
Whenever I can, I complete passes in the fourth quarter of important games.
Posted by: Tony Romo IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TONY ROMO DOESN'T COMPLETE PASSES IN THE FOUTH QUARTER OF IMPORTANT GAMES. Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (oR4fS) 82
Whenever I can, I refrain from injecting my body with performance enhancing drugs.
Posted by: A-Rod at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (OWjjx) Posted by: Jugdish, Sidney & Clayton Roofers LLC at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (JtwS4) 84
Whenever we can, we cross the southern border.
Posted by: ISIS at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (oFCZn) 85
That's dedication right there.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (0HooB) 86
Whenever I can, I take naked selfies of myself with a highly secure and non-networked device without synching them to the internet.
Posted by: Jennifer Lawrence at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (sDapq) 87
Not a biggie - -I just noticed it tho. Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2014 04:47 PM (/UYSJ) That's why you're getting published while someone else is hanging around hobos. Posted by: jwest at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (u2a4R) 88
I consider it a Godsend that Adam Clayton Larry Mullen Jr. don't have an Ugg boots franchise.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (4Fpt9) 89
When you're low on cash at the grocery store, toss a few cans of tuna in your pockets and run for the exits. No harm in that unless they catch you.
Otherwise, whenever you can, follow the law. Posted by: Donna and V. at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (+XMAD) 90
Whenever I can, I smoke the bats out my belfry.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (RJMhd) 91
whenever I can, I don't knock a bitch out.
Posted by: Ray Rice at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (/FnUH) Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (dritn) 93
Posted by: Bigby's Small Cabbage Hands at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (3ZtZW) 94
Crap.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 04:52 PM (C10Bt) 95
Whenever I can, we have hot sweaty, monkey sex.
Posted by: your wife at September 10, 2014 04:52 PM (mHOnK) 96
Whenever I can, I read this blog. I just don't bother with the comments.
Posted by: Ace at September 10, 2014 04:52 PM (DLu2s) 97
Whenever we can, we fly first class, eat at four star restaurants and pay for hookers and blow with taxpayer money.
-The IRS Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2014 04:52 PM (GGCsk) 98
Whenever we can, we follow the law, IRS Commissioner John Koskinen
told the House Ways and Means subcommittee on health on Wednesday. I guess 99.9% of the time they can't. Even as they are being investigated now for targeting conservative organizations they are going after BB. And I do not think BB is a tax exempt org. so they have no excuse. Posted by: Vic at September 10, 2014 04:52 PM (T2V/1) 99
88 I consider it a Godsend that Adam Clayton Larry Mullen Jr. don't have an Ugg boots franchise.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 10, 2014 04:51 PM (4Fpt9) I hear they're going big on lace wigs. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 10, 2014 04:52 PM (oFCZn) 100
Where are the spiders?
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2014 04:52 PM (g1DWB) 101
Would that such a statement could grant us indulgence.
Love to see the Republicans introduce this into congress as a valid response to the IRS. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (J0IP0) 102
Saved by the auto close tags! Whew!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (C10Bt) 103
Rep. Peter Roskam (R-Ill.) cautioned against what he described as unchecked power given to the IRS under the healthcare law. He demanded to know how the Obama administration would prevent a "Lois Lerner 2.0 situation."
"It seems to me that the IRS is just poised to go swimming in a big pool of money," Roskam said. "Are these the same IT people that can't find Lois Lerner's emails or deal with her hard drives?" Posted by: Lois Lerner at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (e8kgV) 104
whenever i can, i get up at 7 am and put a lot of posts into queue to make sure people have content to read on the blog.
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (/FnUH) 105
Whenever I can, er, wait... did I tell you about my firearms and the horrific boating accident?
Wait, I don't need to have a boating accident? Whew, that's a relief. Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (gXRIG) Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (0HooB) Posted by: Sheriff Joe Arpiao at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (3/wAJ) 108
We follow the law, unless following the law is hard, or someone might get jail time.
Posted by: Liberty weeps at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (sta+V) 109
If we can't impeach or imprison these motherfuckers, can't we at least sick the spi-dog on them every time they say some shit like this?
Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (/UYSJ) 110
Whenever we can, we write inane comments io the blog that lack context or substance, designed solely to piss off the blogger, so he rants incoherently or philosophically, for our entertainment.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (GGCsk) 111
Whenever I can I keep my boner in my pants.
Posted by: Carlos Danger at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (oFCZn) Posted by: IRS Commissioner Koskinen at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (ZPrif) 113
The IRS is pretty ballsy, huh.
It's all just a show folks. Nobody is going to be made to pay for any of this, in fact I'm pretty sure they are ramping up for an encore for the November elections. Posted by: Kreplach at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (4Fhf7) 114
Whenever I can, I mop the floor standing up.
Posted by: Janay Rice at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (RJMhd) 115
Follow the Law? I AM THE LAW
Posted by: Judge Dredd at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (sta+V) 116
Posted by: Ace at September 10, 2014 04:52 PM (DLu2s) "The shareef don't like it Sockin' the Ewok Sock the Ewok The shareef don't like it Sockin' the Ewok Sock the Ewok" Posted by: Jugdish, Sidney & Clayton Roofers LLC at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (JtwS4) 117
Whenever I can, I'm clear, but you assholes just refuse to let that happen.
Posted by: Obama at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (BPMYx) 118
104 whenever i can, i get up at 7 am and put a lot of posts into queue to make sure people have content to read on the blog.
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (/FnUH) Whenever I can, I write "THREADWINNER!" Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (vgIRn) 119
Kent, I don't say my men don't commit "crimes"!
Posted by: Vigilante Homer Simpson at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (HZLYB) 120
I limit myself to two drinks whenever I can.
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (K1UGK) 121
"Whenever I can, I delete my e-mail."
Posted by: Lois Lerner at September 10, 2014 04:54 PM (e8kgV) 122
And when I say "whenever we can" I mean whenever we feel like it. Obviously, we don't feel like it when dealing with Rethuglians, Teabaggers and you wing nuts. But don't forget that we're non-partisan.
Posted by: IRS at September 10, 2014 04:55 PM (ChY2Q) 123
Whenever I can, I avoid escalating a land war in Asia.
Posted by: Lyndon Baines Johnson, speaking from Hell's executive toilet. at September 10, 2014 04:55 PM (DLu2s) 124
Wherever we can, we win on valid votes.
Posted by: Chicago Democrats at September 10, 2014 04:55 PM (J0IP0) 125
104,
Ok, now we're just being led around by the proverbial leash... or whatever. Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 04:55 PM (gXRIG) Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 10, 2014 04:55 PM (kAPuS) 127
Yep, whenever they can.
Posted by: the bunk at September 10, 2014 04:55 PM (TPyu3) 128
whenever i can, i get up at 7 am and put a lot of posts into queue to make sure people have content to read on the blog.
Must. Not. Snark. The. Boss. Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 04:56 PM (C10Bt) 129
104
whenever i can, i get up at 7 am and put a lot of posts into queue to make sure people have content to read on the blog. Posted by: ace at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (/FnUH) Threadwinner! Posted by: flounder at September 10, 2014 04:56 PM (sDapq) Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2014 04:56 PM (t/Wod) 131
Speaking of Sugar Ray Rice, just saw a (possibly fallacious) link claiming AP has learned that law enforcement sent the elevator tape to the NFL in April. Didn't bother to click.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 10, 2014 04:56 PM (2cS/G) 132
Whenever we can, we read Hot Air first, so we can read stories twice, only the second has a little more je nais se quoi.
;-) Posted by: Marcus T at September 10, 2014 04:56 PM (GGCsk) 133
Oops, forgot about that. Sorry!
Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at September 10, 2014 04:56 PM (DLu2s) 134
Whenever I can, I bang supermodels.
Posted by: wooga at September 10, 2014 04:56 PM (4hzHG) 135
Whenever I can, I remind people that whatever they thought about, they could've read it first in Liberal Fascism.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at September 10, 2014 04:57 PM (1CroS) 136
I'm dialing my gun right now to high explosive.
Posted by: Judge Dredd at September 10, 2014 04:57 PM (sta+V) 137
Whenever I can, I golf. Duh.
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 10, 2014 04:57 PM (DLu2s) 138
Whenever I can, I read all of Ace's post and then post comments strickly addressing the subject of the post, and not a bunch of silly, non-sensical socks mocking something.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 10, 2014 04:57 PM (OWjjx) 139
I give a shit whenever I can.
Posted by: honey badger at September 10, 2014 04:58 PM (TPyu3) 140
Whenever I can, I troll
Posted by: Hector? I barely knew her at September 10, 2014 04:58 PM (gXRIG) 141
Wherever I can, I refrain from public exposure.
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 10, 2014 04:58 PM (K1UGK) 142
Whenever I can, I refrain from breaking the law and violating the Constitution. On occasion.
I'm doin' my best here -- cut me some slack! Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2014 04:58 PM (/UYSJ) Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2014 04:58 PM (Ua6T/) 144
Whenever we can, we also follow the law.
Posted by: Almost Every Last Governor of the State of Illinois at September 10, 2014 04:59 PM (OWjjx) Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 04:59 PM (gXRIG) 146
Whenever we can, we bomb Pearl Harbor.
Posted by: The Germans at September 10, 2014 04:59 PM (sDapq) 147
134 Whenever I can, I bang supermodels.
Posted by: wooga at September 10, 2014 04:56 PM (4hzHG) **** Wherever I can, I allow that, because there are only so many Lamborghini hoods for me to do that on first. Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at September 10, 2014 04:59 PM (vgIRn) 148
Whenever I can, I make the global situation more dangerous and often get people murdered.
Posted by: Hillary! at September 10, 2014 04:59 PM (GGCsk) 149
Whenever I can, I avoid shitting my pants.
Posted by: Al Roker at September 10, 2014 05:00 PM (oFCZn) 150
We rarely unite and take over.
Posted by: Shoplifters of the world at September 10, 2014 05:00 PM (BPMYx) 151
Hey you roofing specialists from Dublin. If you simply replace an old roof with the same type you owe no taxes on it, ever. It is "maintenance". And which State is your Dublin in?
And if I were you I would stick to roofs and leave taxes to people who know about taxes. Posted by: Vic at September 10, 2014 05:00 PM (T2V/1) 152
Whenever I can, I say something intelligent.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 10, 2014 05:00 PM (+XMAD) 153
104 whenever i can, i get up at 7 am and put a lot of posts into queue to make sure people have content to read on the blog.
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (/FnUH) Sure, sure... Let's just admit it. You need a manager to drive you like an illegal day laborer. That's the only way anything is going to get done. On top of that, considering the trouble Breitbart is having with the IRS, it would be prudent if someone takes all the income and carefully invests it in some safe offshore accounts. I'm here to help ya, but you've got to put forth the effort. Posted by: jwest at September 10, 2014 05:00 PM (u2a4R) 154
Whenever I can, I refrain from drinking alcohol and put on a television show that is impartial and plays it right down the middle.
Posted by: Chris Matthews at September 10, 2014 05:00 PM (OWjjx) 155
"Whenever I can, I avoid a Higgs boson doomsday."
Posted by: Stephen Hawking at September 10, 2014 05:00 PM (e8kgV) 156
Whenever we can, we don't pulverize hard drives with sledgehammers out behind the IRS headquarters.
Posted by: zombie at September 10, 2014 05:01 PM (/UYSJ) 157
"takes all the income"
Wait, what? There's income here? (rubs hands in Snidely Whiplash fashion) Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 05:01 PM (gXRIG) 158
Whenevers I cans, the Queens English I speak must!
Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at September 10, 2014 05:01 PM (OWjjx) 159
#wheneverwecan we hide behind #hashtagdiplomacy.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 05:01 PM (J0IP0) 160
Nomnomnomnom.....whenever I can, I resist..nomnomnomnomnomnom....the Krispy Kremes...nomnomnomnomnom
Posted by: Chris Christie at September 10, 2014 05:02 PM (AJv+U) 161
Interesting, considering he's a...you know...lawyer.
Posted by: AmishDude at September 10, 2014 05:02 PM (IUDm1) 162
Whenever we can, we sing live.
Posted by: Milli Vanilli at September 10, 2014 05:02 PM (JO9+V) 163
Whenever I can, I take the position that raising taxes is a bad idea.
Posted by: Chris Hayes at September 10, 2014 05:02 PM (OWjjx) 164
Whenever I can, I avoid Dunkin Donuts.
Posted by: Chris Christie at September 10, 2014 05:02 PM (0HooB) 165
#bringbackourlaws
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 05:02 PM (gXRIG) 166
Laws? Laws? Hey.. they are more like guidelines.. a road map, if you will.. you can take a detour and still get to where you wanna go, amiright?
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at September 10, 2014 05:02 PM (4+IgA) 167
I think the person socking Ace should get a pass because my first inclination was to do an Ace sock.
The topic sort of lends itself to it I think. Posted by: Al Roker at September 10, 2014 05:02 PM (oFCZn) 168
Follow the law we can whenever, hmmm.
Posted by: yoda at September 10, 2014 05:02 PM (K1UGK) 169
America Is On The Verge Of Losing Its Place In The World As No. 1 http://www.businessinsider.com/chart-rise-and-fall-of-modern-empires-2014-9 via @themoneygame
2013 GDP (PPP) Rankings: #1. US GDP: 16,800,000 #2. China GDP: 16,157,704 http://databank.worldbank.org/data/download/GDP_PPP.pdf Posted by: News of Decline at September 10, 2014 05:03 PM (ZPrif) 170
Whenever I can I hit the Tip Jar.
Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2014 05:03 PM (t/Wod) Posted by: Charlie Gibson at September 10, 2014 05:03 PM (4Fpt9) 172
whenever I can I avoid being an insufferable unlikeable shitstain.
Posted by: moomoo at September 10, 2014 05:03 PM (zt+N6) 173
Whenever I can, I like to avoid hubris and crying on air.
Posted by: Glenn Beck at September 10, 2014 05:03 PM (OWjjx) 174
Whenever we can we avoid run-on memes.
Posted by: AoS commenters at September 10, 2014 05:03 PM (T2V/1) 175
Whenever we can, we try to be modest about our state's many accomplishments.
Posted by: Texas at September 10, 2014 05:03 PM (BPMYx) 176
Just a side note - they admit that they have the e-mails, but that it would be "just too hard" to retrieve them. Anyone ever wonder what the hell that even means?Why would it be "just too hard"? What is the point of copies that are "just too hard" to ever to retrieve? What does "too hard" mean? They are the federal goverment, they have billions of $ and thousands of employees - even hard copies could be searched by hand. I'm sure the repubs would be thrilled to give them a suplimentary authorization to cover any and all expenses.
Posted by: Liberty weeps at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (sta+V) 177
"Posted by: Unexpected News of Decline at September 10, 2014 05:03 PM "
FIFY. Oh, and Texas? Still #2 Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (gXRIG) Posted by: Justin Verlander at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (1XNtJ) 179
Whenever we can, we produce good, high quality, entertaining movies.
Posted by: Hollywood at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (OWjjx) 180
Whenever I can, I feel pride in being an American.
Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (t/Wod) 181
And I can see those fighter planes... See them driving nails into the souls on the tree of pain...
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Whenever I can, I try to keep my complaints and general unhappiness to myself.
Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (+XMAD) 183
Countdown to Hate sandwich and Hate sundae has begun, ETA 5:45.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (2cS/G) 184
Wherever I can, I recognize the strange impossibility of the girlfriend's father being dead and yet calling, and use proper English not written entirely in caps.
Posted by: The WHO WAS PHONE at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (vgIRn) 185
Whenever I can, I fuck Kate Upton.
Posted by: jwpaine at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (68O4K) 186
Whenever we can, we scrutinize Democratic politicians as much as Republican ones.
Posted by: MSM at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (oR4fS) 187
Whenever I can I lie to the public and pretend I didn't see a video that I really did.
http://tinyurl.com/njfxa43 Posted by: Rodger Goodell at September 10, 2014 05:04 PM (g1DWB) 188
Whenever we can, we vote only once per election.
Posted by: The Chicago Dead at September 10, 2014 05:05 PM (BPMYx) 189
Whenever I can, I forget to pull out of Koskinen's mouth on purpose.
Posted by: Lloyd Loar at September 10, 2014 05:05 PM (TaO1J) 190
OT: Listened to DrewM's podcast on libertarianism.
Was a very constructive dialogue between two sides. I recommend a listen. Posted by: HoboJerk, Re-branded at September 10, 2014 05:05 PM (E8IHS) 191
all these roofers are overhead
Posted by: adams and hawkeye are my favorites at September 10, 2014 05:05 PM (vOy6y) 192
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Wait, what? There's income here? (rubs hands in Snidely Whiplash fashion) Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 05:01 PM (gXRIG) " Income? Owww! I just slipped and fell in this thread. There was something slippery on the floor and now I think I hurt my back. Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at September 10, 2014 05:05 PM (PD6iL) 193
Whenever I can, I avoid being a power-hungry Obama fellator who'll switch parties at the drop of a hat.
An orange hat. Posted by: Charlie Crist at September 10, 2014 05:05 PM (0HooB) 194
Whenever I can, I avoid being an pompous asshole.
Posted by: Chris Collinsworth at September 10, 2014 05:05 PM (OWjjx) 195
Whenever I can, I drive without drinking vodka.
Posted by: Rosemary Lehmberg at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (J0IP0) Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (GXZgZ) 197
Whenever I can, I have sex with men.
Posted by: kd lang at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (mx5oN) 198
192,
We're Here For You! Posted by: Dewie, Cheathem, and Howe at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (gXRIG) 199
Whenever I can, I try to swallow.
Posted by: sandra fluke at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (UPAeU) 200
Hey you roofing specialists from Dublin. If you simply replace an old roof with the same type you owe no taxes on it, ever. It is "maintenance". And which State is your Dublin in?
Vic, have you not found the home repair help that you are looking for? Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (Ua6T/) 201
When and wherever I can I think up something pithy to say here... This is not one of those times...
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (9+ccr) Posted by: willow at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (nqBYe) 203
Whenever I can, I say something funny!
Posted by: Margaret Cho at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (DLu2s) 204
Whenever I can, I throw complete passes.
Posted by: Tony Romo at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (mx5oN) 205
"Whenever I can I hit the Tip Jar."
Whenever I can,I hit the paste jar And the toilet bowl. I hate peeing on my feet. Posted by: Joe Biden at September 10, 2014 05:07 PM (LAeJj) 206
Whenever I can, I look for the real killers.
Posted by: OJ Simpson, using his 1 hour of computer time at September 10, 2014 05:07 PM (3H4Zj) 207
Whenever I can, I catch the ball.
Posted by: Buckner at September 10, 2014 05:07 PM (TPyu3) 208
Leave Tony Romo aaallloooooooonne!!!!!!
Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2014 05:07 PM (GXZgZ) Posted by: ISIS at September 10, 2014 05:08 PM (g1DWB) 210
Whenever I can, I go out for ice tea and a crisp garden salad.
Posted by: Charley Sheen at September 10, 2014 05:08 PM (JO9+V) 211
Whenever I can, I only use one sheet of TP to wipe my ass.
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at September 10, 2014 05:08 PM (t/Wod) 212
Whenever I can, I do not kill the campaign help.
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at September 10, 2014 05:08 PM (OWjjx) 213
200 Vic, have you not found the home repair help that you are looking for?
Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2014 05:06 PM (Ua6T/) I had my roof (shingles) replaced a couple of years ago. I should be dead before they need replacing again. Posted by: Vic at September 10, 2014 05:08 PM (T2V/1) 214
Whenever we can, we comfort Tony Romo.
Posted by: NFL QBs on Facebook at September 10, 2014 05:08 PM (K1UGK) 215
Whenever I can you know what won't happen in your mouth.
Posted by: HoboJerk, Re-branded at September 10, 2014 05:08 PM (E8IHS) 216
208 Leave Tony Romo aaallloooooooonne!!!!!! Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2014 05:07 PM (GXZgZ) Well I tried to give him a pass, but he immediately fumbled it and a defensive lineman ran it in for 6. Posted by: buzzion at September 10, 2014 05:09 PM (zt+N6) 217
Whenever I can, I don't beta sabotage my relationship with Penny.
Posted by: Leonard at September 10, 2014 05:09 PM (BPMYx) 218
Wherever we can, we follow the law"
Yeah, I tell that to the Insurance Commissioner and my boss everyday. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 05:09 PM (2Aj5D) 219
Whenever I can, I avoid using hyper partisan language and discuss politics in a clear, rational manner.
Posted by: Debbie Whatshername Schultz at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (OWjjx) 220
"Whenever I can, I say racist things about Barack Obama."
Posted by: Michael Moore at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (e8kgV) 221
Whenever I can, I remind the girls in the pool to keep their tops on.
Posted by: Silvio Berlusconi at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (JO9+V) 222
Whenever we can, we comfort Tony Romo.
Whenever I can I diss Tony Romo for leaving His blond Fiancee bimbo on Her Birthday.... She got the last laugh... Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (9+ccr) 223
Whenever we can, we snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
Posted by: Republicans at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (TaO1J) 224
Whenever I can, I piss into the urinal.
Posted by: Soona at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (EXRiA) 225
Whenever I can, I try not to think about Kate's boobehs and focus instead on pitching well.
However, I'm having some difficulty doing that this season. Posted by: Justin Verlander at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (+XMAD) Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (GXZgZ) 227
Wherever I can, I apply my talent and good looks to raising successful television shows to a new level of broadcast excellence.
Posted by: Ted McGinley at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (vgIRn) 228
I don't always break the law, but when I do, I prefer not being held accountable.
Posted by: John Koskinen, the most interesting IRS head in the world at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (3H4Zj) 229
When you call the IRS on a tax question, they do guarantee the answer is correct under the law....
Because THEY know the entire tax code is so complicated even their top lawyers do not understand it all... Which is one reason the whole damn thing needs to be scrapped. When THEY admit they don't understand... when THEY admit they 'follow the law whenever they can'... the LAW is flawed to the point of being broken. Flat consumption Sales Tax.... on everything... and abolish the IRS in its entirety. Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (f0pWu) 230
Whenever I can, I throw passes to members of my own team.
Posted by: Jay Cutler at September 10, 2014 05:11 PM (DLu2s) 231
Michael Moore,
Why don't you Move On & take Al Gore with you? Posted by: Carol at September 10, 2014 05:11 PM (sj3Ax) Posted by: @BenRoethlisberger at September 10, 2014 05:11 PM (mHOnK) 233
Whenever we can we talk about real, serious issues like female genital mutilation.
Posted by: Feminists at September 10, 2014 05:11 PM (BPMYx) Posted by: Bob Belcher at September 10, 2014 05:11 PM (/IwQZ) 235
"227 Wherever I can, I apply my talent and good looks to raising successful television shows to a new level of broadcast excellence.
Posted by: Ted McGinley at September 10, 2014 05:10 PM (vgIRn)" You take it back! Ted McGinley is a saint! Look, he may have helped kill Happy Days and Love Boat, but Married with Children ran for about 7 seasons with Ted on board, and was still a quality show. His Jumping the Shark creds are at times overstated. Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 10, 2014 05:12 PM (3H4Zj) 236
Whenever I can, I support my fellow small government conservatives.
Posted by: John Boehner at September 10, 2014 05:12 PM (sDapq) 237
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Whenever I can, I throw passes to members of my own team. O SHIT FUNNY FUCKIN CUTLER HAHAHAHA Posted by: @BenRoethlisberger at September 10, 2014 05:12 PM (mHOnK) 238
Whenrver I can, I follow the scent trail.
Posted by: The Flehmen at September 10, 2014 05:12 PM (hNREx) 239
They ought to replace "Equal Justice, under law." with "Whenever we can, we follow the law..." on all Federal Buildings....
it sorta fits in with El Southern Border being invalid and all.... FBI gunrunning with BATFe and such Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:12 PM (/4AZU) 240
Whenever I can. That would be always.
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at September 10, 2014 05:13 PM (TPyu3) 241
Whenever we can, we finance our own operations and do not take taxpayer money or bother the people watching us with constant pledge drives.
Posted by: PBS at September 10, 2014 05:13 PM (OWjjx) Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2014 05:13 PM (GXZgZ) 243
Whenever I can I use whenever in a sentence.
Posted by: Bob Belcher at September 10, 2014 05:13 PM (/IwQZ) 244
Whenever I can, I follow all shipping regulations and company policies.
Posted by: Francesco Schettino at September 10, 2014 05:13 PM (JO9+V) 245
Whenever I can, I tangerine.
Posted by: Alfred at September 10, 2014 05:13 PM (BPMYx) 246
Zombie Ted Kennedy, stolen for #wheneverwecan. (Whenever I can, I copy exactly.)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 05:14 PM (J0IP0) 247
Vic: "I had my roof (shingles) replaced a couple of years ago. I should be dead before they need replacing again."
Sure, sure. That's what you said when you had your moss and thatch roofing done, too. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel, Paleontologist at September 10, 2014 05:14 PM (1CroS) 248
Whenever I can, I play an interesting guitar solo.
Posted by: The Edge at September 10, 2014 05:14 PM (0HooB) 249
Whenever I can, I shit in the restroom.
Posted by: Denver EPA employee at September 10, 2014 05:14 PM (EXRiA) 250
Whenever I can, I write something funny before all the commenters get in before me and say the funny stuff first.
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:14 PM (xKB7D) 251
Any day now, an administration hack is going to go before Congress, spread a copy of the Constitution across the desk, and take a dump on it. That's the next logical step, right?
Posted by: geeeeez at September 10, 2014 05:15 PM (ChY2Q) 252
Whenever I can, I compete to the utmost of my natural ability and innate talent.
Posted by: Lance Armstrong at September 10, 2014 05:15 PM (sDapq) 253
Can someone here give me a good reason to vote Republican?
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:15 PM (eigri) 254
Look Mister IRS official i will pay ya what's owed whenever i can .
Posted by: willow at September 10, 2014 05:15 PM (nqBYe) Posted by: eleven at September 10, 2014 05:15 PM (GXZgZ) 256
Look, he may have helped kill Happy Days and Love Boat, but Married with Children ran for about 7 seasons with Ted on board, and was still a quality show. His Jumping the Shark creds are at times overstated.
Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 10, 2014 05:12 PM (3H4Zj) Besides... he's a member of NO'MAAM... so he's AOK... although, he did NOT score 6 touchdowns in one game for Polk High... Posted by: Al Bundy at September 10, 2014 05:15 PM (f0pWu) 257
Whenever I can, I aim away from dresses.
Posted by: Billy Boy at September 10, 2014 05:15 PM (R5HRU) 258
Whenever I can, I take responsibilities for my failures.
Posted by: Obama at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (zt+N6) 259
Whenever I can, I shit in the restroom.
Posted by: Denver EPA employee at September 10, 2014 05:14 PM (EXRiA) That is quality right there. Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (xKB7D) 260
Whenever we can, we do not suck.
Posted by: Cleveland Browns at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (OWjjx) 261
I don't always follow the law, but when I do, I prefer Obama's.
Posted by: Worlds Most Interesting FBI Cheef at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (7xFRB) 262
I need to escape from this world but Amazon hasn't even shipped my copy of Destiny yet!Damn you Jeff Bezos!!
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (v5UtH) 263
37 Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 10, 2014 04:45 PM (1CroS)
Oh *I* laughed... like this.... http://youtu.be/lb8fWUUXeKM Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (/4AZU) 264
It was "wherever we can".
Was it? The headlines often say wherever, but the quotes seem to always say whenever. Even on this post. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (J0IP0) 265
Whenever we can we substitute Wherever for Whenever .
Posted by: Bob Belcher at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (/IwQZ) 266
Whenever I can, I faithfully execute the duties of my office.
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (TPyu3) 267
258 Whenever I can, I take responsibilities for my failures.
Posted by: Obama at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM ( Now that there is funny... Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (9+ccr) 268
Whenever I can-can.
Posted by: un magnifique danseur at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (hNREx) 269
Whenever I can, I protect American ambassadors.
Posted by: President Fredo at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (oR4fS) 270
Whenever I can, I conduct myself with the utmost propriety in interactions with the members of the opposite sex.
Posted by: Bob Filthy Filner at September 10, 2014 05:17 PM (sDapq) 271
Whenever I can, I stick to the same diet that I shove down your children's throats.
Posted by: Michelle at September 10, 2014 05:17 PM (BPMYx) 272
Since Reagan left office Republican Presidents have sucked economically. Why should I vote for Republicans?
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:17 PM (eigri) Posted by: Patty Hearst at September 10, 2014 05:17 PM (wrvud) 274
Whenever I can, I publish my own opinions and research!
Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at September 10, 2014 05:17 PM (DLu2s) 275
Whenever I can, I pray Obama is worse than me
Posted by: Jimmuh Cawrter at September 10, 2014 05:17 PM (R5HRU) 276
Whenever I can, I use large sample sizes and rock-solid statistical methods to analyze trends in global temperatures.
Posted by: Michael Mann at September 10, 2014 05:17 PM (JO9+V) 277
Whenever I can, I wear clothes.
I wore a lovely dress to the Emmys. It looked like a used tampon. Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (+XMAD) 278
Whenever I can, I take a narrow stance in public restroom stalls.
Posted by: Larry Craig at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (sDapq) 279
Whenever I can, I eschew sucking cock.
Posted by: Average Joe at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (K1UGK) 280
264 Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (J0IP0)
We follow his meaning not his phrasing.... trust me we get it... "whenever it is not onerous yeah we follow the law, fuck you taxpayer." //IRS et al Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (/4AZU) 281
272 Since Reagan left office Republican Presidents have sucked economically. Why should I vote for Republicans?
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:17 PM Hey can it we're on a roll... Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (9+ccr) Posted by: OJ Simpson at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (wrvud) 283
You're right. Wherever in the video.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (J0IP0) 284
Whenever we can,we're not Detroit.
Posted by: Cleveland at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (sDapq) 285
I must say that this phrase "Wherever we can, we follow the law!" needs to be translated into Latin to replace "E pluribus unum!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (o3MSL) 286
267 258 Whenever I can, I take responsibilities for my failures.
Posted by: Obama at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM ( Now that there is funny... Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 10, 2014 05:16 PM (9+ccr) Well, you can't take responsibility for something that never happened... Posted by: B. Obama at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (f0pWu) 287
Whenever I can, I ignore Wiggle It.
Posted by: moron at September 10, 2014 05:18 PM (TPyu3) 288
Liberia's Largest Newspaper: Ebola and AIDS 'Manufactured' by US Dept. of Defense http://bit.ly/1qGgWKm via @BreitbartNews
Posted by: News of the Dumb at September 10, 2014 05:19 PM (ZPrif) 289
"Besides... he's a member of NO'MAAM... so he's AOK...
although, he did NOT score 6 touchdowns in one game for Polk High... Posted by: Al Bundy at September 10, 2014 05:15 PM (f0pWu)" I need to wear my NO MAAM shirt more often. Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at September 10, 2014 05:19 PM (3H4Zj) 290
Whenever we can, we're wherever.
Posted by: Soona at September 10, 2014 05:19 PM (EXRiA) 291
Whenever I can, I stay away from Iraq. And Syria.
Posted by: Lady Bah Bah at September 10, 2014 05:19 PM (wAQA5) Posted by: Campbell's Soup at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (wrvud) 293
IRS, hello Miz. Willow i see you and spouse owe us 86.00 from 1992. that we found when your employer misplaced a decimal point.
You now owe with penalties, 8,886.86 , please forward the money owed by oct.1st. Ok Mr. IRS man, we will pay you whenever we can. thanks. Posted by: willow at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (nqBYe) 294
Whenever we can, we act like totally impartial journalists
Posted by: MSNBC at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (R5HRU) 295
Whenever we can, we don't fuck goats.
Posted by: Goatfuckers at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (oR4fS) 296
Whenever I can, I print the legend.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (J0IP0) 297
Whenever, wherever, we're meant to be together
Posted by: Shakira at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (3H4Zj) 298
Liberia's Largest Newspaper: Ebola and AIDS 'Manufactured' by US Dept. of Defense http://bit.ly/1qGgWKm via @BreitbartNews
The largest newspaper in Monrovia, Liberia, has published an outrageous conspiracy theory column arguing that the United States is directly responsible for scientifically engineering the Ebola virus in a bioterrorism lab and injecting Africans with it through the guise of vaccinations. Posted by: News of the Dumb at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (ZPrif) Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (/4AZU) 300
Koskinen and the IRS in general are 'entitled' to their "opinion." But the law itself includes 'suggestions' for dealing with ass holes like them. But when the entire Obama Administration is comprised of ass holes like them, the system breaks down.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (JI4YZ) Posted by: Grammar Nanny at September 10, 2014 05:21 PM (RJMhd) 302
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Did I write something not true? Since Reagan left office, Clinton and Obama have created more jobs than the 2 Bushes. The economy is recovering and we are back to 90's style job growth. Why should I vote Republican? Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:21 PM (eigri) 303
we comply with laws whenver we can, but sometimes ya know, the need to speed is just too tempting.
Posted by: willow at September 10, 2014 05:21 PM (nqBYe) 304
Wherever I can, I use footnotes.
Posted by: John Walsh at September 10, 2014 05:21 PM (K1UGK) 305
Whenever I can, I avoid stirring up racial discord.
Posted by: Al Sharpton at September 10, 2014 05:21 PM (DLu2s) 306
Whenever I can, I read MUMR and nod in quiet awe at his little wrinkled nuggets of wisdom which he leaves like a passive aggressive house cat.
Posted by: Art Cognomen at September 10, 2014 05:21 PM (RwwCT) 307
>> It was "wherever we can".
Was it? The headlines often say wherever, but the quotes seem to always say whenever. Even on this post. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair Video http://youtu.be/DGLI1fS9zhs He said "Wherever" at ~ 0:55 Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 10, 2014 05:21 PM (kAPuS) 308
Whenever I can, I follow the IRS code. I'm sure this will fly with the auditors.
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at September 10, 2014 05:21 PM (U4SLf) Posted by: Marcel Marceau at September 10, 2014 05:21 PM (0HooB) 310
Whenever I can, I use only one square of TP.
Posted by: Sheryl "Dingleberries" Crow at September 10, 2014 05:22 PM (wAQA5) Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 10, 2014 05:22 PM (K1UGK) 312
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Liberia's Largest Newspaper: Ebola and AIDS 'Manufactured' by US Dept. of Defense http://bit.ly/1qGgWKm via @BreitbartNews The largest newspaper in Monrovia, Liberia, has published an outrageous conspiracy theory column arguing that the United States is directly responsible for scientifically engineering the Ebola virus in a bioterrorism lab and injecting Africans with it through the guise of vaccinations. Posted by: News of the Dumb at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (ZPrif) Whenever we can, we avoid using Africa as a testbed for bioweapons. Posted by: Department of Defense at September 10, 2014 05:22 PM (sDapq) 313
Whenever I can I don't say something incandescently stupid.
Posted by: Matt Yglesias at September 10, 2014 05:22 PM (g1DWB) 314
302 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:21 PM (eigri)
BWAHAHAHA Obama has not created shit.... we are STILL not at the U6 UE % he "evilly inherited".... troll away troll.... Clinton cruised on Reagan and Bush's economy and let Congress do the driving.... Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (/4AZU) Posted by: Yep at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (wrvud) 316
Look, he may have helped kill Happy Days and Love Boat, but Married with
Children ran for about 7 seasons with Ted on board, and was still a quality show. NERRRRRRRRRRDS! Posted by: Fred "The Ogre" Palowakski, Alpha Beta at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (/kI1Q) 317
anyway all an all it IS a weird statement .
goes with the , not a smidgeon of corruption pretty well. Posted by: willow at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (nqBYe) 318
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Whenever I can, I use only one square of TP. Posted by: Sheryl "Dingleberries" Crow at September 10, 2014 05:22 PM (wAQA5) Can you spare a square? Posted by: Elaine Benes at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (sDapq) 319
Whenever I can, I use a mason jar and make homemade artisanal pickles.
Posted by: That weird guy who works at Sur La Table at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (3H4Zj) 320
Wherever we can, we follow the law. Wherever we can't , we deny everything .
Posted by: Bob Belcher at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (/IwQZ) 321
271 Whenever I can, I stick to the same diet that I shove down your children's throats.
Posted by: Michelle at Septem yo hubby's dick? Sick Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (2Aj5D) 322
Whenever we can, we don't fuck goats.Posted by: Goatfuckers at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (oR4fS) ................................That's what I was afraid of.
Posted by: Lady Bah Bah at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (wAQA5) 323
The largest newspaper in Monrovia, Liberia, has
published an outrageous conspiracy theory column arguing that the United States is directly responsible for scientifically engineering the Ebola virus in a bioterrorism lab and injecting Africans with it through the guise of vaccinations. Posted by: News of the Dumb I guess that means we can look forward to Liberian terrorists. Say, something on the lines of deliberately exposing people to Ebola and putting them on US-bound flights before they display symptoms. Sure, TSA will catch 99.999% of them, but one will always get through. (do I really need to say it?) Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (4nR9/) 324
Wherever I can, I engage in an open minded debate.
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:24 PM (K1UGK) 325
The IRS is conspiring to establish an ideological, totalitarian, politicized Surveillance State.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:24 PM (JI4YZ) Posted by: willow at September 10, 2014 05:24 PM (nqBYe) 327
300 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (JI4YZ)
http://youtu.be/n73lXCzJUZ4 The Merry Go Round Broke Down Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:24 PM (/4AZU) 328
Where do we go from here? Either there will never be a law that our public servants won't break or we completely clean out the fever swamps of these assholes.
Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2014 05:24 PM (ZFPMM) 329
Wherever I can, I attribute almost every historical or geological fact to natural causes or human intelligence.
Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at September 10, 2014 05:24 PM (vgIRn) Posted by: backhoe at September 10, 2014 05:24 PM (ULH4o) 331
President Fredo,
You are resigning tonight? If not you really must do what's best foe The United States! You're doing a horrible job & we know you are trying to turn us into a nation if pussies! Posted by: Carol at September 10, 2014 05:25 PM (sj3Ax) Posted by: J/K at September 10, 2014 05:25 PM (wrvud) 333
Whenever we can we report the news.
Posted by: The MFM at September 10, 2014 05:25 PM (xKB7D) 334
And the DoJ is in on it.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:25 PM (JI4YZ) 335
Whenever I can, I stick my dick in vaginas.
Posted by: Couchfucker at September 10, 2014 05:25 PM (oR4fS) 336
Supercilious toad.
Posted by: Madamex at September 10, 2014 05:25 PM (vaWdD) 337
As is the White House.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:25 PM (JI4YZ) 338
Whenever we can, we will stand forever.
Posted by: The Roman Empire at September 10, 2014 05:26 PM (TPyu3) 339
exposing people to Ebola and putting them on US-bound flights before they display symptoms. Sure, TSA will catch 99.999% of them...
On Strike! Posted by: TSA union at September 10, 2014 05:26 PM (mHOnK) 340
Whenever I can, I unpeel my lips from Obama's butt.
Posted by: Krugman at September 10, 2014 05:26 PM (+XMAD) 341
328 Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2014 05:24 PM (ZFPMM)
A right wing under the thrall of the Andrew WK as Yogi will never be unified to clean up the swamp ma'am.... the right would rather have comity than reciprocity or reformation and as such we'll get none of the above.... BUT we'll be HOPPY Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:26 PM (/4AZU) 342
Whenever I can, I follow the law against hoarding black-market Viagra and amyl nitrate.
Posted by: Phinn at September 10, 2014 05:26 PM (i5GO4) 343
Whenever I can, I mindlessly comment on AoS.
Posted by: Soona at September 10, 2014 05:26 PM (EXRiA) 344
Whenever we can, we enforce the law, equally.
Posted by: Eric Holder at September 10, 2014 05:26 PM (xKB7D) 345
Whenever I can, I try to tone down my hipness.
Posted by: Matty Yglesias at September 10, 2014 05:26 PM (RJMhd) 346
Did I say that? What I meant to say is, whenever we can, we target conservatives.
Posted by: IRS Comm. Koskinen at September 10, 2014 05:26 PM (GSIDW) 347
Whenever I can, I post "First".
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 10, 2014 05:27 PM (1CroS) 348
"I'm going to talk to you about the law. We serve the law. We honor the law. And sometimes, we obey the law. But this is not one of those times."
Herb Myerson Famous quotes from movies(Intolerable Cruelty) and the IRS. Posted by: Jen at September 10, 2014 05:27 PM (Zm/1F) 349
The law, the money, the hard drives can we follow something somewhere or are we going to keep wandering?
Posted by: DaveA at September 10, 2014 05:27 PM (DL2i+) 350
Wherever I can, I attribute almost every historical or geological fact to natural causes or human intelligence.
Posted by: Giorgio Tsoukalos at September 10, 2014 05:24 PM (vgIRn) ...with the rest of your time standing in front of a really powerful fan. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 10, 2014 05:27 PM (FMbng) 351
Whenever I can--I admit I might not have THE answer.
Posted by: Thomas Friedman at September 10, 2014 05:27 PM (RJMhd) 352
Whenever I can, I say "Wherever I can".
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 10, 2014 05:27 PM (LAeJj) 353
Whenever I can, I don't party.
Posted by: Andrew WK at September 10, 2014 05:27 PM (3H4Zj) 354
Can you spare a square?
Posted by: Elaine Benes at September 10, 2014 05:23 PM (sDapq) Only one? Or is this one of those pesky occasions? Posted by: Sheryl "Dingleberries" Crow at September 10, 2014 05:27 PM (wAQA5) 355
Whenever Bob Dole can.
Posted by: Bob Dole at September 10, 2014 05:28 PM (TPyu3) 356
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anyway all an all it IS a weird statement . goes with the , not a smidgeon of corruption pretty well. Posted by: willow At the risk of drawing concentrated fire, I really think Koskinen said that tongue-in-cheek. He was being cute. That's a bad idea in an IRS commissioner, especially a criminal one. Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:28 PM (4nR9/) 357
Whenever I can, I try to be perfectly clear.
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 10, 2014 05:28 PM (sDapq) 358
Wherever we can, we play entertaining dominate football.
Posted by: Big Ten Conference at September 10, 2014 05:28 PM (U4SLf) 359
Whenever we can, we destroy emails.
Posted by: IRS flunkies at September 10, 2014 05:28 PM (GSIDW) 360
353 Posted by: Andrew WK at September 10, 2014 05:27 PM (3H4Zj)
Whenever I can, I hoppy..... //Sven J Olafson Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:28 PM (/4AZU) 361
Whenever I can, I try not to be cute during Congressional testimony
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:29 PM (xKB7D) 362
Whereever we can, we arrest and imprison Muslim rapists who prey on children.
Posted by: The kindly bobbies of the Rotterham Police Dept. at September 10, 2014 05:29 PM (+XMAD) 363
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The economy was stagnant after Reagan and before Clinton. The early 90's economy was anemic. Clinton did not ride on anything related to Reagan. Bush I killed the Reagan boom with high taxes and increased spending. Clinton brought in fiscal discipline and it helped having a fiscal conservative Republican Congress. Since the recession ended, 10 million jobs have been created. Obama's per month job growth is more than Bush II. The stock market is at all time highs and the budget deficit has been cut 60%. By any economic measure, Obama beats Bush II. Why should I vote Republican? Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:29 PM (eigri) 364
Wherever we can, we allow Free Speech.
Posted by: Berkeley Chancellor at September 10, 2014 05:29 PM (mHOnK) 365
Whenever I can, I go to work....you know......like now.
Posted by: Soona at September 10, 2014 05:29 PM (EXRiA) Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:29 PM (xKB7D) 367
Whenever I can, I get tenure.
Posted by: DOCTOR Amy Bishop at September 10, 2014 05:30 PM (TPyu3) Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at September 10, 2014 05:30 PM (1CroS) 369
Whenever I can, I read the whole post before commenting.
Posted by: HoboJerk, Re-branded at September 10, 2014 05:30 PM (E8IHS) 370
Whenever we can we pay taxes
Posted by: General Electric at September 10, 2014 05:30 PM (GgQK3) 371
In the "natural" order of societal organization, the strong rule the weak in the most brutal, vicious, and immoral manner possible. And Progress, Atheism, and Leftism are quite "naturalistic."
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:30 PM (JI4YZ) 372
Eric Holder,
Stop using race as excuse to investigate police departments! You too are doing a bad job. Posted by: Carol at September 10, 2014 05:30 PM (sj3Ax) 373
Clinton brought in fiscal discipline and it helped having a fiscal conservative Republican Congress.
Know how I know you're just trolling us? Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:31 PM (4nR9/) 374
Wherever we can, we follow the law... Can you in DC? How about Texas? Or, where Tea Party people live? How about at the border? Can you follow the law in Minnesota? Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:31 PM (IXrOn) 375
Wherever we can, we allow T-shirts on stage.
Posted by: Mr. Paul Anka at September 10, 2014 05:31 PM (Ks4nX) 376
Shorter Koskinen: "How does my ass taste?"
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:31 PM (xKB7D) 377
pep, i know this is a shallow comment, But His behavior along with his looks remind me of a snake.
(bet i'm on an irs list now) Posted by: willow at September 10, 2014 05:31 PM (nqBYe) 378
Whenever I can, I take things from Hot Air and Insty -ACE
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 05:31 PM (2Aj5D) 379
Whenever I can, I get sucked into reading MUMR comments before realizing they are MUMR comments.
Posted by: flounder at September 10, 2014 05:31 PM (sDapq) 380
375 Wherever we can, we allow T-shirts on stage.
Posted by: Mr. Paul Anka at September 10, 2014 05:31 PM (Ks4nX) Whenever I can I move, and when I move I slice like a f'ing hammer. Posted by: HoboJerk, Re-branded at September 10, 2014 05:32 PM (E8IHS) 381
At the risk of drawing concentrated fire, I really think Koskinen said that tongue-in-cheek. He was being cute. That's a bad idea in an IRS commissioner, especially a criminal one.
Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:28 PM (4nR9/) the jokes you tell... say a LOT about what you are really thinking. That he would joke at all about breaking the law? When he is charge of implementing the Tax Law of the US? of Enforcing it on us citizens? Racists tell racist jokes... criminals tell jokes about criminals... Posted by: B. Obama at September 10, 2014 05:32 PM (f0pWu) 382
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Clinton was more fiscally conservative than Bush I and II. Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:32 PM (eigri) Posted by: Eric Holder at September 10, 2014 05:32 PM (xKB7D) 384
What a fucking dirt bag.
Posted by: maddogg at September 10, 2014 05:32 PM (xWW96) 385
Wherever we can, we shit our pants.
Posted by: Al Roker, with apologies to any and all previous Al Rokers at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (wAQA5) 386
Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2014 05:24 PM (ZFPMM)
But, our IRS commissioner will mostly follow the law! Posted by: GOPe at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (o3MSL) 387
Whenever I can, I follow the Ten Suggestions.
Posted by: YOUR Minnesota Lutheran at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (hNREx) 388
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pep, i know this is a shallow comment, But His behavior along with his looks remind me of a snake I'd have gone with a psychotic tarsier, but okay. Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (4nR9/) 389
If only we had a REAL opposition party.
Republicans and Team GOPe are just as bad as the Democrats! Anyone who votes Repubs is basically a retard. I mean, do they think we're stupid? Posted by: Not a DNC Moby, No Sir, No Way at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (ZPrif) 390
Whenever I can I tell Hector to shut the fuck up.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (g1DWB) 391
Whenever we can, we build quality vehicles that don't need constant recalls.
Posted by: General Motors at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (DLu2s) 392
The fact is post Reagan, Democrat Presidents have outperformed Republican Presidents economically.
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (eigri) 393
363 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:29 PM (eigri)
Horsefuck Wigga but charming horsefuck... The economy was stagfnant means it had grown bound since Dhimmi Carter the Forgotten Donk Ass Motherfucker.... I'll say again what is Ogabe's U-6 UE # compared to W? Oh and don't look now Clinton had three bubbles propping up that number left Bush in a recession and Bush grew the economy back from the Tech Bubble popping and 9/11.... had your boyfriend Schumer nopt shat out the bank implosion when he did this whole mess would have been Ogabe's... UE3 is falling not because the economy is growing but because we are bleeding into U6 legacy UE.... and Preznit Boyfriend grew the debt 7 trillion dollars and has our financial markets addicted to monopoly money..... all great things.... what's inflation at because of how much we've debauched the currency princess? Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (/4AZU) 394
These Ma Dickers just don't give a fuck that they are seen as totally corrupt by the public. Sons of two bit crack whores.
Posted by: maddogg at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (xWW96) 395
Wiggle - revisionist history at its highest. Newt dragged Clinton to that destination not in spite of it.
But by all means keep voting for lying incompetence. Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (ZFPMM) 396
Whenever I can, I don't taze you.
Posted by: Bro at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (TPyu3) 397
Wherever we can, we follow the law... Can you in DC? How about Texas? Or, where Tea Party people live? How about at the border? Can you follow the law in Minnesota? Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:31 PM (IXrOn) Can you do it on Plane? Can you do it on a Train? Can you start to audit breitbart? Is that just a really good start? Posted by: Dr. Suess, IG at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (f0pWu) 398
Let's face it, Clinton was the only Republican president we've had in 30 years.
Posted by: Not a DNC Moby, No Sir, No Way at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (ZPrif) Posted by: willow at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (nqBYe) 400
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Take the specific article of impeachment against Richard Nixon written in 1974 which alleged Nixon's politicization of the IRS -- an article _originally written by Democrats_ -- change the names and a few particulars, and re-issue it against Barack Obama. Add on spoliation of evidence. Noting as you do, of course, that the article in question was _originally written by Democrats_, and drawing a big vivid underscore beneath the point that Democrats are infuriated about IRS abuses if and only if they themselves are the intended targets. The House would impeach easily. Of course the Senate won't then vote to remove Obama. So what? Do it anyway. Make the Democratic senatorial delegation look impossibly hypocritical. There's no way for them to walk away from _that_ smelling like roses. There was a strong sentiment among average voters in the 1990s that impeachment over Presidential adultery (which is how Democrats were able to couch the debate) was going too far. I would bet you will not find impeachment over IRS weaponization to be viewed with similar indulgent lenience. The tax man is not well liked as it is. Posted by: torquewrench at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (noWW6) 401
390 Posted by: JackStraw at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (g1DWB)
A rare total agreement Jack... of course Yector must be worried he is not even trying his usual "REAL REPUBLICANS LOVE FRUM" schtick.... Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:35 PM (/4AZU) 402
Wherever we can, we shit our pants.
Posted by: Al Roker, with apologies to any and all previous Al Rokers at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (wAQA5) Flag on the play. And I don't care if others have gotten away with it. This isn't how this works. This isn't how any of this works. The thing is, "whenever you can" you do the thing you are always supposed to do. So proper form of this one would be: Wherever we can, we don't shit our pants. Posted by: Al Roker, with apologies to any and all previous Al Rokers at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (wAQA5) Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:35 PM (xKB7D) 403
Wherever we can we try and maintain a secure database.
Posted by: Target at September 10, 2014 05:35 PM (t/Wod) Posted by: Golfman in NC at September 10, 2014 05:36 PM (/djtm) 405
384 What a fucking dirt bag.
Posted by: maddogg at September 10, No, I have more respect for a dirt bag. I put him into the same category as a child molester. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 05:36 PM (2Aj5D) Posted by: The Penis at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (wrvud) 407
Time to leave.......see you later.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (2Aj5D) 408
Wherever we can, we follow the law. With baseball bats and large rocks.
Posted by: upstanding citizens of Ferguson at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (wAQA5) 409
Ah Sven10077 - we are adrift and surrounded by idiots.
Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (ZFPMM) 410
One bright spot,this Ray Rice thing make be the end for that slimy douche Roger Goodell.
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (v5UtH) Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (7eJ1P) 412
Whenever I can, I avoid sucking a bag of dicks.
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (sDapq) 413
Wherever I can, I don't bang underage teens and their mom in hotel rooms and videotape our escapades.
Posted by: Rob Lowe at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (JO9+V) 414
Wherever I can, I read the articles too.
Posted by: Andrew at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (TaO1J) 415
"By any economic measure, Obama beats Bush II." What tired mewling from Wiggle It.
http://tinyurl.com/lotjxzj I don't think "any" means what you think it means. Soros is not getting his money's worth from you. Posted by: duke at September 10, 2014 05:38 PM (ChY2Q) 416
Whenever I can, I go home.
Posted by: The Penis at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (wrvud) Also acceptable form. A twofer, getting in a callback to a previous thread. Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:38 PM (xKB7D) 417
392 The fact is post Reagan, Democrat Presidents have outperformed Republican Presidents economically.
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (eigri) ************** Tech bubbles are your friend. Posted by: Thomas Friedman at September 10, 2014 05:38 PM (RJMhd) 418
392 The fact is post Reagan, Democrat Presidents have outperformed Republican Presidents economically.
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (eigri) Not once you take out both Quantitative Easing, and Deficit Spending... Take those out, and we have been in a depression since Obama took Office. Americans are making LESS money, and that money has LESS buying power... so they are getting hit by a two front war caused by Government spending.... and the Fed Reserves Keynesian Economic Policies (which are about to fail catastrophically...). Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2014 05:38 PM (f0pWu) 419
Whenever I can,I try to be polite and accommodating to trolls.
Posted by: steevy at September 10, 2014 05:38 PM (v5UtH) Posted by: Ray Rice at September 10, 2014 05:39 PM (wrvud) 421
389 If only we had a REAL opposition party.
Republicans and Team GOPe are just as bad as the Democrats! Anyone who votes Repubs is basically a retard. I mean, do they think we're stupid? Posted by: Not a DNC Moby, No Sir, No Way at September 10, 2014 05:33 PM (ZPrif) ----------- This! Heh. Posted by: wheatie at September 10, 2014 05:39 PM (LcQ0i) 422
If Goodell lied about seeing the tape, or if he had it and chose not to watch it during his "investigation", he's toast.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 10, 2014 05:39 PM (2cS/G) 423
Fortunately for us, and unfortunately for you serfs, we live on Can't Road, and every location we operate from is in the Land of Can't.
Posted by: John Koskinen at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (o44nj) 424
when i watch him i expect a lizard tongue to come sliding out.
Posted by: willow at September 10, 2014 05:34 PM (nqBYe) I see him as a cross between Golem from Lord of the Rings and the guy who's head pops out in Men in Black. Both, heads, I think of as a t-ball, t'd up to whack with a bat. (I'm not really violent, it's just a nice image.) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (IXrOn) 425
Wherever I can, I avoid betting on baseball games while I'm a player-manager.
Posted by: Pete Rose at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (JO9+V) 426
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Posted by: Marcel Marceau at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (0HooB) 427
393
Bush II had anemic growth. Under Bush II the average job growth was 135,000 per month. Under Clinton, the average was 250,000 per month. Bush inherited low unemployment.. It peaked at 6.2 in 2002 and bush got it down to 4.4 by 2007. Clinton inherited UE of 7.6% and got it down to 3.7% by 99. Face it, Bush I and Bush II were economic failures. Obama has reduced UE from 11% to 6.1%. Since the recession ended, 10 million jobs have been created. Bush only created 7 million, of which 4 million were lost in his final year. Facts are not your friend. Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (eigri) 428
Whenever I can, I respect the opinions of trolls.
Posted by: davidt at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (TPyu3) 429
Whenever we can, we set up opposition to the Democrats.
Posted by: The GOP at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (xKB7D) 430
Can someone here give me a good reason to vote Republican?
The press will attempt to hold them accountable. Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (Ua6T/) Posted by: AMartel at September 10, 2014 05:41 PM (WWgnZ) 432
410 Posted by: Cheri at September 10, 2014 05:37 PM (ZFPMM)
Quite of course I understand the people who just want to smile and imagine this all goes away... I don't hate the Don't Angrey, Be Hoppy brigade I envy them..... maybe if I(forgive my indelicacy) just WISH and smile about Little Sven growing to be 18 inches I won't have to take the time and effort to be a great lover with my inadequate tackle for Ms10077.... maybe the 6250 of my remaining debt load will just vanish from the bank ledger... etc etc etc I understand the moderates being marched like the Pied Piper's kids to Andrew WK's profundity.... I don't condone it but I grasp it. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:41 PM (/4AZU) 433
If Goodell lied about seeing the tape, or if he had it and chose not to watch it during his "investigation", he's toast.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 10, 2014 05:39 PM (2cS/G) The line to catch Jane Skinner on the rebound starts over there. Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 05:41 PM (o44nj) 434
Whenever I can, I don't look. Posted by: Weiner's Cell phone at September 10, 2014 05:41 PM (RJMhd) 435
Wherever I can I avoid switch raping the interns.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 10, 2014 05:41 PM (t/Wod) 436
417 and 418
Can you 2 really claim that Bush I and Bush II were economic successes? Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:41 PM (eigri) Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:41 PM (/4AZU) 438
Wherever I can I lay off the hard stuff.
Posted by: Zombie Amy Winehouse at September 10, 2014 05:42 PM (JO9+V) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:42 PM (IXrOn) Posted by: Waggle It at September 10, 2014 05:42 PM (mHOnK) 441
436 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:41 PM (eigri)
Both had superior U6 UE%s and ran leaner governments than your Cuckholder mi amigo..... do go on.... 17 trillion and growing. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:42 PM (/4AZU) 442
wherever we can, we dont hang tyrants
Posted by: Grad School Fool at September 10, 2014 05:43 PM (A9KzJ) 443
Can someone here give me a good reason to vote Republican?
The press will attempt to hold them accountable. ...whenever they can. Posted by: fluffy at September 10, 2014 05:43 PM (Ua6T/) 444
402 Jeeb now I'm confused... and I really, really gotta go. OK, so... wherever we can, we bring spare underwear? Posted by: Al Roker, with apologies to any and all previous Al Rokers at September 10, 2014 05:43 PM (wAQA5) 445
At the very least, a sense of idealism is necessary. But bureaucrats are certainly not idealistic.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:43 PM (OxW5f) 446
I don't always follow the law, but when I don't I shred hard drives and manipulate leaks from Congressional investigative committees.
Posted by: Worlds Least Interesting Administration at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (HEo6y) 447
Whenever I can, I try to remember Congress writes the budget.
Posted by: it wiggles at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (TPyu3) 448
Can someone here give me a good reason to vote Republican?
Piss off your leftie friends and family? Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (IXrOn) 449
Is it just me who's worried about Scotch supplies if Scotland separates from the UK?
Probably. Scotch isn't Bourbon, so who cares? Posted by: garrett at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (t/Wod) 450
427 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (eigri)
Wigga let's try again.... U3 is simple annual unemployment and can show churn in an economy.... Giggles U3 is bleeding into u^ long term UE.... keep fucking that chicken boyo. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (/4AZU) 451
If it burns when you pee (like me) just
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (HstNY) 452
Whenever I can I take a hint that a thread is dead... RIP...
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (9+ccr) 453
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (eigri)
andddd.. how many of those 'created' jobs are PART TIME? (under O). And Clinton had good job growth... because the Economy was doing well... because Ross Perot forced Clinton and the repubs to balance the budget.... Note, since deficit spending once again increased... private sector job growth tanked... Posted by: Romeo13 at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (f0pWu) 454
Wherever I can, I stay faithful to Hillary.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (mx5oN) 455
Wherever I can, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you.
Posted by: Richard Marx at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (vgIRn) Posted by: Lauren at September 10, 2014 05:44 PM (BPMYx) 457
Facts are not your friend.
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:40 PM (eigri) They certainly are not yours. If the Pelosi-Obama-Reid Economy had not chased so many working-age people into welfare, the unemployment rate would still be 8.8%. Oh, one more thing - the Bush-era record unemployment rate was 7.8%...in January 2009 (the survey was taken just before your Zero assumed the Presidency). Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 05:45 PM (o44nj) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:45 PM (IXrOn) 459
For the head of an organization to lie about his knowledge of a violent threat ... Unacceptable.
Posted by: The Media at September 10, 2014 05:46 PM (ZPrif) 460
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Can someone here give me a good reason to vote Republican? Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:15 PM (eigri) Whenever I can, I vote for the democrat, at least twice, if necessary. Posted by: Gargle It at September 10, 2014 05:46 PM (sDapq) 461
Wiggle is only here because the SCOAMF is such a huge failure. That would be the only reason for him to troll this blog.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:46 PM (IXrOn) 462
Thank you, Eric Holder!
But you must stop trying to divide the country & tell your buddy SCOAMF!! Posted by: Carol at September 10, 2014 05:46 PM (sj3Ax) 463
A pandemic of Atheism, immorality, and the sheer Nihilistic Will to Power is not an ideal.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:46 PM (OxW5f) 464
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Obama has a lower UE rate than Bush I did. Obama's job growth surpasses Bush II. Bush I and II ran up the deficit. Clinton was the best President for the economy out of the 4 of them. If you have not notices, job growth has been gangbusters the last 7 months. Its been the best run since 99. Face it, the post Reagan Republican party sucks economically. Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:46 PM (eigri) 465
John Koskinen is a Fucking Cocksucker!
Posted by: A at September 10, 2014 05:46 PM (x+ca5) 466
Whenever I can I don't horsewhip 2-legged jackasses. Nor use a gutta percha cane on 'em, neither.
Posted by: Mule Man at September 10, 2014 05:47 PM (hNREx) 467
Wherever he may go, I will follow him.
Posted by: Little Peggy March at September 10, 2014 05:47 PM (0HooB) Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 10, 2014 05:47 PM (IXrOn) 469
Wherever I can, I apply the law without racial or political bias.
Posted by: Eric Holder at September 10, 2014 05:47 PM (mx5oN) 470
Is it just me who's worried about Scotch supplies if Scotland separates from the UK?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette That will be their major export, so perhaps prices will rise. Me, I'm going on a Scottish distillery tour in 3 weeks, so I'm thinking "samples". Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:47 PM (4nR9/) 471
461 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:46 PM (IXrOn)
BUT BUT HE CREATED 10 MILLION JOBZ!!! //Wigga at a cost of seven trillion.... so it is like a 700,000 check to each new hire right? Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (/4AZU) 472
Wiggle is only here because the SCOAMF is such a huge failure. That would be the only reason for him to troll this blog.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:46 PM (IXrOn) I thought the troll was here to provide us Ogres with a little dinner. UURP! Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (o44nj) 473
Yay part time job growth! Now we can all be perpetual college kids, just like our betters in this administration.
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (HstNY) 474
A new troll and disruptor- how charming....
Posted by: backhoe at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (ULH4o) 475
Except to Darwinists.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (OxW5f) 476
BUT WHO WAS LAW?
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (xKB7D) 477
Is it just me who's worried about Scotch supplies
if Scotland separates from the UK? That's really their only cash crop/export. Maybe we can get more. Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (C10Bt) 478
Whenever I can, I provide a nutritious breakfast.
Posted by: Kaboom cereal at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (m0le6) 479
Wherever I can, I put my boogers under the table and don't eat them.
Posted by: Wiggle Waggle at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (JO9+V) 480
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Job growth under Bush II was anemic at 135,000 a month. Only 7 million new jobs were created by Dec. 2007. 4 million of which was gone by Jan. 09. That leave Bush with a net gain of only 3 million jobs of his whole Presidency. Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:49 PM (eigri) 481
Probably. Scotch isn't Bourbon, so who cares?
Posted by: garrett Yeah, I can't tell you how many times I've been drinking single malt and thought to myself, "you know what would make this better?, something that tastes like JuicyFruit gum". Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:49 PM (4nR9/) 482
The law?
Posted by: If Charlie Gibson were head of the IRS at September 10, 2014 05:49 PM (xKB7D) 483
Who cares about scotch? I'm worried about scotch tape.
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (fvfPV) 484
Wherever I can, I stay fully clothed.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (mx5oN) 485
Whenever I can, I don't bleed out your asshole.
Posted by: Ebola at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (R5/ES) Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (C10Bt) 487
Whenever I can, I ... ah screw it. What difference, at this point, does it make?
Posted by: Cankles Rotten Clinton at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (G1XMn) 488
Whenever I can I try to defend Obozo by blaming Bush!
Posted by: Wiggly Waggly at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (ZFPMM) 489
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Bush II was to the left of Bill Clinton on economic/fiscal issues. That is why his economic performance sucked. Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (eigri) 490
464 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:46 PM (eigri)
Hey fuckhead I track the UE # drops every fucking week here... you know what Job creation was for the month of August? I do I posted it... 142,000* You know what the replacement rate is per week for a healthy economy? I do ~275,000 Do the fucking math and learn some goddamned econ. http://tinyurl.com/o6yndbs Pravda aka US Today *soon to be revised downward Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (/4AZU) 491
Whenever I can, I don't make your asshole bleed.
Posted by: The IRS at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (R5/ES) 492
Whenever I can, I provide a nutritious breakfast.
Posted by: Kaboom cereal at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (m0le6) Quick, Ace and cobs, get a nood up because nothing good can follow this Comment of the Day. Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (o44nj) Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 10, 2014 05:51 PM (0HooB) 494
Isn't the troll Hector? Or do they all just sound the same after awhile?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at September 10, 2014 05:51 PM (GDulk) 495
Whenever I can, I make the blog work like clockwork!
Posted by: Somebody Other Than 'Pixy' at September 10, 2014 05:51 PM (DLu2s) 496
484 Wherever I can, I stay fully clothed.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (mx5oN) How you doing sweetie? Posted by: Cankles Rotten Clinton at September 10, 2014 05:51 PM (G1XMn) 497
Who cares about scotch? I'm worried about scotch tape.
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 05:50 PM (fvfPV) And scotch fries, and scotch dressing, and scotch toast.... Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:51 PM (xKB7D) 498
Wherever we can, we don't take liberties with our female party guests. [wink]
Posted by: Eric "Otter" Stratton at September 10, 2014 05:51 PM (JO9+V) Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (4nR9/) 500
"Breeding" is not an ideal. Power for the Sake of Breeding is certainly not an ideal.
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (OxW5f) Posted by: The Obama Administration at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (Zu3d9) 502
The economy is doing very well now. Come 2016, the Republicans will have no case to make. Hillary will win and cement the strong job growth and stock market gains we are having.
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (eigri) 503
"Obama's job growth surpasses Bush II."
Gosh, Hector, perhaps you should look up the proportion of jobs that were part-time with no benefits which were created under Bush the Even Lesser (as distinct from his dad Bush the Lesser). Then check that very same proportion under King Putt. You will find that the latter looks horrible by comparison. The "job growth" under Obama is in large measure a statistical artifact -- as employers transform single 40-hour full-time jobs vulnerable to the Obamacare mandates into two 20-hour part-time jobs which dodge those mandates. Posted by: torquewrench at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (noWW6) 504
Whenever it can, it puts the lotion on its skin.
Posted by: Jame Gumb at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (TPyu3) 505
. . . scotch eggs . . .
Posted by: Ian McKellan at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (JO9+V) 506
Yeah, I can't tell you how many times I've been drinking single malt and thought to myself, "you know what would make this better?, something that tastes like JuicyFruit gum".
Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:49 PM (4nR9/) ***** Somebody's been drinking the wrong bourbon. But enough about booze. We're in the high 400s, so let's comment about guns. Or leaning back airplane seats. Or marriage. Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (vgIRn) 507
Face it , neocons.
Doctor Ron Paul tried to save you. But you wouldn't. You didn't ! *sob* evoLution Posted by: Wappin It at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (mHOnK) 508
That's really their only cash crop/export. Maybe we can get more.
Posted by: rickb223 You're forgetting haggis. Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:53 PM (4nR9/) 509
whenever i can, i get up at 7 am and put a lot of posts into queue to make sure people have content to read on the blog.
Posted by: ace at September 10, 2014 04:53 PM (/FnUH) good times good times Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:53 PM (IXrOn) 510
Wherever I can, I let babies live.
Posted by: Kermit Gosnell at September 10, 2014 05:53 PM (mx5oN) 511
494 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at September 10, 2014 05:51 PM (GDulk)
After a while they all merge.... mmm....mmmm...mmmmfff no really his jizm tastes like Hershey's Choco Syrup gang... //Hector They must know they're getting dick slapped to fire up the Troll Patrol Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:53 PM (/4AZU) 512
. . . scotch eggs . . .
Posted by: Ian McKellan at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (JO9+V) yuummm wrapped in bacon Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:53 PM (IXrOn) 513
Wherever we can, we don't take liberties with our female party guests. [wink]
Posted by: Eric "Otter" Stratton at September 10, 2014 05:51 PM (JO9+V) Very well played, sir. Very well played. Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:54 PM (xKB7D) 514
Anyone else get as much amusement as I do watching the troll pretend anyone gives a flying flip what it says?
Posted by: Lloyd Loar at September 10, 2014 05:54 PM (TaO1J) 515
Over 500, bub. Time to unleash the lace wigs.
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Whenever I can, I provide a nutritious breakfast. Posted by: Kaboom cereal at September 10, 2014 05:48 PM (m0le6) and provide a vesicle for carrying away your misery in finding out that Chocolate Jesus was a giant fraud all along. Posted by: Gargle It at September 10, 2014 05:54 PM (sDapq) Posted by: jwpaine at September 10, 2014 05:54 PM (68O4K) 518
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What was the job growth January until July? It was averaging 210,000 per month. One month slowdown does not break a trend. September job growth will be back in the 200,000 range. Bush averaged just 135,000 per month. Obama beats Bush and Clinton blows Bush out the water. Democrats are better for the economy than Republicans. Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (eigri) 519
That's really their only cash crop/export. Maybe we can get more.
Posted by: rickb223 You're forgetting haggis. Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:53 PM (4nR9/) And, bagpipes. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (IXrOn) 520
422 If Goodell lied about seeing the tape, or if he had it and chose not to watch it during his "investigation", he's toast.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 10, 2014 05:39 PM (2cS/G) Sorry my NC brother. She was knocked the fuck out. The NFL knew that. Sans video. The magical appearance of the $$$ of TMZ paid to some casino hack doesn't change that fact. A bunch of sports talking heads have changed the narrative. Fuck Wilbon. Posted by: Golfman in NC at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (/djtm) 521
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The economy is doing very well now. Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:52 PM (eigri) Whenever you can, just fly away to never never land. Posted by: Peter Pan at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (TPyu3) 522
"The economy is doing very well now. Come 2016, the Republicans will have
no case to make. Hillary will win and cement the strong job growth and stock market gains we are having." Um, Hector, if things are going so great _right now_, and if everyone's dining off gold plates and farting through silk _right now_, why do the polls for incumbent Democrats look like a slasher horror movie _right now_? If things were as good as Hector says, Democratic incumbents would be popping the champagne corks and declaring victories already. Instead they're wetting themselves in panic. Posted by: torquewrench at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (noWW6) 523
Wherever I can, I eat green eggs and ham.
Which is worse, green eggs and ham, or eggs and green ham? Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (J0IP0) 524
514 Posted by: Lloyd Loar at September 10, 2014 05:54 PM (TaO1J)
I'm getting back to form for the mad month leading up to Nov.... Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (/4AZU) 525
Wherever I can , I don't blame the Jew or the Negro for everything wrong in the world.
Posted by: Ron Paul at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (mHOnK) 526
Pop quiz, troll - in which month was the not-seasonally-adjusted employment-population ratio higher, August 1969 or August 2014?
I'll give you a hint - both were lower than August 2001, August 2002, August 2003, August 2004, August 2005, August 2006, August 2007, August 2008 and August 2009. Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (o44nj) 527
Anyone else get as much amusement as I do watching the troll pretend anyone gives a flying flip what it says?
Posted by: Lloyd Loar at September 10, 2014 05:54 PM (TaO1J) hehe, yep not even reading his stuff but, he keeps on going paid, no doubt Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (IXrOn) 528
Soon, through the enlightened application of Socialist Principles by the enlightened New Man, the State will be able to eliminate injudtice and actually outlaw suffering and death.
Even the pain of childbirth can be eliminated by using Socialist Science, and only cloning those most worthy, politically-approved lesbians. Posted by: Socialist Vanguard at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (hNREx) 529
Whenever I can...ah shit, "can" is not concept I'm familiar with.
Posted by: Chuck Norris at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (R5/ES) 530
Warregarrble!
Posted by: hector? I barely knew her at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (fvfPV) Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (C10Bt) 532
521 Posted by: Golfman in NC at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (/djtm)
It is funny watching their little moonbat cult chase the new shiny boogeyman though.... Roger Goody stays sadly.... Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (/4AZU) 533
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Many of the jobs created under Bush II were low wage part time work as well. Incomes declined under Bush II. Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (eigri) 534
Which is worse, green eggs and ham, or eggs and green ham?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (J0IP0) I know which one I'd avoid. Posted by: Muhammed al Raisuli, Lord of the Rift at September 10, 2014 05:57 PM (4nR9/) 535
Wherever I can, I eat green eggs and ham.
Which is worse, green eggs and ham, or eggs and green ham? Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (J0IP0) I could tell you, but then the food would kill you. Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 05:57 PM (o44nj) Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:57 PM (xKB7D) 537
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Job growth under Bush II was anemic at 135,000 a month. Only 7 million new jobs were created by Dec. 2007. 4 million of which was gone by Jan. 09. That leave Bush with a net gain of only 3 million jobs of his whole Presidency. Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:49 PM (eigri) Hey Wiggle idi-it During Bush's presidency, he had first a tech bubble that burst, then a little problem called 9/11. At the end of his presidency, he had a housing bubble that burst, one that he and his adminstration had been trying to get Congress to resolve by tightening credit requirements. I believe it was one of your icons, named Barney Frank who refused to allow any reform to see the light of day in Congress, famously reassuring everyone that the mortgage system in the USA was in great shape....until it collapsed. Posted by: Jen at September 10, 2014 05:58 PM (Zm/1F) 538
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Wherever I can , I don't blame the Jew or the Negro for everything wrong in the world. Posted by: Ron Paul Wuss. Posted by: Woodrow Wilson at September 10, 2014 05:58 PM (4nR9/) 539
"Come 2016, the Republicans will have no case to make."
Guess who else shows up in 2016? I do. Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Posted by: The Fuse On The Employer Mandate Bomb at September 10, 2014 05:58 PM (noWW6) 540
Wherever I can, I write about something other than a clever rural sheriff's encounter with the supernatural in a small Maine town, injecting incomprehensible phrases in italics that make no sense until everything is explained by a giant spider.
Posted by: Stephen King at September 10, 2014 05:58 PM (vgIRn) 541
Whenever I can, I get her little dog, too.
Posted by: The Wicked Witch of the West at September 10, 2014 05:58 PM (TPyu3) 542
Wherever I can, I refrain from golddigging.
Posted by: Kim Kardashian at September 10, 2014 05:58 PM (mx5oN) 543
Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (/4AZU)
Heh. Wish I had your talent. Posted by: Golfman in NC at September 10, 2014 05:58 PM (/djtm) 544
During Bush's presidency, he had first a tech bubble
that burst, then a little problem called 9/11. At the end of his presidency, he had a housing bubble that burst, one that he and his adminstration had been trying to get Congress to resolve by tightening credit requirements. I believe it was one of your icons, named Barney Frank who refused to allow any reform to see the light of day in Congress, famously reassuring everyone that the mortgage system in the USA was in great shape....until it collapsed. Posted by: Jen Excellent points, all. However, you have misread the person to whom you respond. He isn't interested in facts, just provoking people. Ignore him. Posted by: pep at September 10, 2014 05:59 PM (4nR9/) 545
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I looked at the polls and Republicans are not ahead by much. Remember the polls showed Romney winning in 2016? The midterm electorate is different than a Presidential one. UE will be under 5% in 2016, 15 million jobs created and stocks at record highs. Why will Americans put Republicans back in power to mess up again and crash the economy. Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:59 PM (eigri) 546
But hey, July was Awsome!
Posted by: hector? I barely knew her at September 10, 2014 05:59 PM (fvfPV) 547
Whenever I can, I try to allow people to keep their heads.
Posted by: OJ Simpson at September 10, 2014 05:59 PM (jucos) 548
Whenever I can, I let spending Bills get a vote...
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 10, 2014 05:59 PM (f0pWu) 549
534 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:56 PM (eigri)
Right I remember when a UE3 of 4.2 was "all them burger flipping jobs".... luckily this 6.1% economic hotrod with plant closings up and down every major highway not called I-35 is signs of a renaissance... go fuck a chainsaw Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 05:59 PM (/4AZU) 550
Anybody feeling weird about it?
The only thing weird is seeing cops everywhere in this end of town. And when I say everywhere, I mean everywhere. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 10, 2014 06:00 PM (0HooB) 551
During Bush's presidency, he had first a tech bubble that burst, then a little problem called 9/11. At the end of his presidency, he had a housing bubble that burst, one that he and his adminstration had been trying to get Congress to resolve by tightening credit requirements.
I believe it was one of your icons, named Barney Frank who refused to allow any reform to see the light of day in Congress, famously reassuring everyone that the mortgage system in the USA was in great shape....until it collapsed. Posted by: Jen at September 10, 2014 05:58 PM (Zm/1F) Not to mention His Zero, in his only private-sector "success", got Citigroup to extend mortgages to several dozen Chicagoans who couldn't afford even the interest payments to settle a class-action lawsuit brought by His Zero. Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 06:00 PM (o44nj) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 06:00 PM (IXrOn) Posted by: Golfman in NC at September 10, 2014 06:00 PM (/djtm) Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 06:00 PM (C10Bt) 555
534 Two out pf three jobs are in some part of the service industry so *of course* low paying jobs are the majority of those created. That's how it *should* be.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette, assault Hobbit at September 10, 2014 06:00 PM (GDulk) 556
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Whenever I can, I try to allow people to keep their heads. Posted by: OJ Simpson at September 10, 2014 05:59 PM (jucos) Us, too! Posted by: ISIS at September 10, 2014 06:00 PM (sDapq) 557
Remember 2016? Er...
Posted by: hector? I barely knew her at September 10, 2014 06:00 PM (fvfPV) 558
Of course Barack has given us wonderful government jobs like Executive Associate Assistant to the Deputy Director of Regulatory Obedience - GS 13 - annual salary 122, 000k of taxpayer dollars.
and shit. Posted by: Whippin It at September 10, 2014 06:01 PM (mHOnK) 559
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Obama inherited a collapsed economy and has created 10 million jobs. Bush sucked economically and presided over anemic job growth and a economic collapse. Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:01 PM (eigri) 560
We'll Follow the Law
(Lerner/McKoskinen) One day, you'll look The hard drive's flawed But whenever we can We'll follow the law One day, you'll know What Lois saw But the rules are a pain Can't follow the law And when subpoenas come Oh my son, we must go And though we lose e-mails In the end you will know Oh-oh-oh One day, you'll find That they're all gone But whenever we can We'll follow the law Posted by: Average Poet at September 10, 2014 06:01 PM (qN4QW) 561
521 422 If Goodell lied about seeing the tape, or if he had it and chose not to watch it during his "investigation", he's toast.
Posted by: Lincolntf at September 10, 2014 05:39 PM (2cS/G) Sorry my NC brother. She was knocked the fuck out. The NFL knew that. Sans video. The magical appearance of the $$$ of TMZ paid to some casino hack doesn't change that fact. A bunch of sports talking heads have changed the narrative. Fuck Wilbon. Posted by: Golfman in NC at September 10, 2014 05:55 PM (/djtm) You're missing the point of this whole thing. The only conspiracy here was the real reason Rice ghetto tapped the bitch. She was referring to Washington players as Redskins. Now they can't decide how to play this - abuse or racial slur? It's a chicken or the egg kind of dilemma. Cut Goody some slack. He's presidentin over the NFL bro. Posted by: Havedash at September 10, 2014 06:01 PM (G1XMn) 562
Whenever we can, we ask for a fresh thread after 500+ posts! please
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 06:02 PM (hcfn1) 563
547 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 05:59 PM (eigri)
UE3 will have bled another 1.1% into U6 by Nov 2016? Ok tiger... be happy....I am already on record as saying the Ice Bitch of Nueva Yiorqa wins in 2016 so have at thee.... and Milk will be 5.75 a gallon but "that is not inflation or signs of economic debauchery on currency".... Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 06:02 PM (/4AZU) 564
Just looking at the picture of Teh JEF with "congressional leaders" in the Oval Office makes my fucking head hurt. Really? Teh JEF, Boner, Pelousy, Bitch and the Undertaker is the best we got? We deserve to get our asses whooped.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 10, 2014 06:02 PM (jucos) 565
Whenever I can, I don't contribute to the collapse of an economy.
Posted by: Senator Barack Obama at September 10, 2014 06:02 PM (TPyu3) 566
Someone really needs to start Hodor-ing the troll
Posted by: Buzzion at September 10, 2014 06:03 PM (z/Ubi) 567
Anybody feeling weird about it?
Posted by: blaster at September 10, 2014 05:57 PM (xKB7D) I always feel emo when the day comes and goes. In memory of. We cannot live in fear, though. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 06:03 PM (IXrOn) 568
Whip inflation now!
Posted by: hector? I barely knew her at September 10, 2014 06:03 PM (fvfPV) 569
...then Barrack ran his hand up my thigh. I knew that I should say no but my knees were trembling and my breath fluttered with need.
Posted by: Wankin It at September 10, 2014 06:03 PM (mHOnK) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 10, 2014 06:04 PM (IXrOn) 571
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Bush inherited a low UE rate. Look at the average job growth under Bush. It was an anemic 135,000. Wages declined and poverty increased Just admit, Bush was a failure economically. Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:04 PM (eigri) 572
Posted by: Havedash at September 10, 2014 06:01 PM (G1XMn)
Our cat is looking at me trying figure out what I'm laughing at. Posted by: Golfman in NC at September 10, 2014 06:04 PM (/djtm) 573
Obama inherited a collapsed economy and has created 10 million jobs. Bush sucked economically and presided over anemic job growth and a economic collapse.
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:01 PM (eigri) Dude, I hope you are at least getting paid to post this crap. Otherwise you're not an idiot for pay, just an idiot. Posted by: Havedash at September 10, 2014 06:04 PM (G1XMn) 574
In fear? No. In anger? Always.
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 06:04 PM (fvfPV) 575
So, Hector, you love to talk about post-Reagan Republican presidents, while ignoring the fact that many people around Ace's place think the post-Reagan Republican presidents were doofuses. Worse yet. Bushes.
Those of us in that large bloc would have far preferred to stick with actual Reagan policies instead of Bush policies, and we would be delighted to resume actual Reagan policies after 2016. So, um, speaking of which, Hector, let's compare the genuine-article Reagan recovery to the "jobs boom" you claim is happening under your hero Obama. http://tinyurl.com/q6p548x Ouch. That's gonna leave a mark. Posted by: torquewrench at September 10, 2014 06:04 PM (noWW6) 576
Jeff Sessions just tweeted that they are talking about SCOAMF & illegals now, live on CSPAN2!!!
I love him! Posted by: Carol at September 10, 2014 06:04 PM (sj3Ax) 577
Whenever I can, I masturbate to hetero porn.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at September 10, 2014 06:05 PM (uhMMS) 578
566 Just looking at the picture of Teh JEF with "congressional leaders" in the Oval Office makes my fucking head hurt. Really? Teh JEF, Boner, Pelousy, Bitch and the Undertaker is the best we got? We deserve to get our asses whooped.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 10, 2014 06:02 PM (jucos) Earlier, a 100 posts or so ago I repeated what my mom told me, if you can't say something nice don't.............September 11th is one of those times. Living in fear? No, just expecting something against this feckless ignorant man (TFG) Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 06:05 PM (hcfn1) 579
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I am glad you are admitting defeat. 2016 will be a wipe out for the GOP. Hillary will bring in a Democrat Congress and Senate. The Republican party will be cosigned to a sectarian rural white party. Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:06 PM (eigri) 580
Wiggle it is hector?
Posted by: Carol at September 10, 2014 06:06 PM (sj3Ax) 581
Suddenly , unable to control myself, I thrust my buttocks into the air and screamed "Mount me , Barry!"...
Posted by: Wigle It at September 10, 2014 06:06 PM (mHOnK) 582
Whenever I can, I avoid running to a nood thread to be first to post, before telling everyone there is a nood thread.
Posted by: Gargle It at September 10, 2014 06:06 PM (sDapq) 583
And tomorrow is Mrs mouse's birthday. Gives us something positive.
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 06:07 PM (fvfPV) 584
Whenever I can, I eat a low-carb diet.
Posted by: Michael Moore at September 10, 2014 06:07 PM (Ks4nX) 585
Under Bush, the number of times I blew homeless men was 33% lower than today. I was less able to provide access to anonymous oral sex to the homeless male population.
Bush was a failure through and through. Admit it. Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:08 PM (0tmLY) 586
579 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:06 PM (eigri)
Only because you cocksuckers in the media have programmed it... one day Yector the media will have its deeds balanced.... in this world or the next. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 06:08 PM (/4AZU) 587
583 And tomorrow is Mrs mouse's birthday. Gives us something positive.
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 06:07 PM (fvfPV) Lucky Mr. mouse Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 06:08 PM (hcfn1) 588
Whenever I can, I avoid spoons.
Posted by: Rosie O'donnell at September 10, 2014 06:08 PM (sDapq) 589
Whip inflation now!
Whenever I Can! I'm guessing mocking up some Obama buttons to with that slogan to match the Carter WIN buttons would be racist, just from the initials. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at September 10, 2014 06:08 PM (J0IP0) 590
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I like Reagan and hate what the Republican party has turned into after he left. The people here hate the post Reagan GOP for different reasons than me. Your quarrel is that Republicans are not hardliner reactionary enough. I feel Republicans need to move in a more inclusive, tolerant libertarian direction. Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:08 PM (eigri) 591
An a mouse,
I'm sorry tomorrow is Mrs. mouse's birthday. Posted by: Carol at September 10, 2014 06:08 PM (sj3Ax) Posted by: I died last year, ya know at September 10, 2014 06:09 PM (fJqq3) 593
Whenever I can, I try not to be the dogshit the US stepped in.
Posted by: Barack Obama at September 10, 2014 06:09 PM (TPyu3) 594
586 579 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:06 PM (eigri)
Only because you cocksuckers in the media have programmed it... one day Yector the media will have its deeds balanced.... in this world or the next. Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 06:08 PM (/4AZU) My bet is in the next one Sven Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 06:09 PM (hcfn1) 595
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Meanwhile you tea party reactionaries, will continue to be electoral losers. Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:09 PM (eigri) 596
Workforce participation Aug 2008- 66.1%
Workforce participation Aug 2014- 62.8% Link in sig to graph of the nose dive. Posted by: Lauren at September 10, 2014 06:10 PM (BPMYx) 597
588 Whenever I can, I avoid spoons.
Posted by: Rosie O'donnell at September 10, 2014 06:08 PM (sDapq) What is SPORK? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 06:10 PM (hcfn1) 598
Before Bush left office, I was able to fit an entire can of Pringles in my rectum. Thanks to Obama's domestic policies and shrewd leadership, I can happily say that I can take a full traffic cone.
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:10 PM (0tmLY) 599
Obama inherited a collapsed economy and has created 10 million jobs. Bush sucked economically and presided over anemic job growth and a economic collapse.
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:01 PM (eigri) Not exactly. Let's review the numbers again: Non-farm payrolls (seasonally adjusted) January 2009 - 133,976,000 August 2011 - 139,118,000 (+5,142,000) Number of employed (seasonally adjusted) January 2009 - 142,152,000 August 2011 - 146,368,000 (+4,216,000, or 926,000 fewer than the number of jobs added) Civilian noninstitutional population (not seasonally adjusted) January 2009 - 234,739,000 August 2011 - 248,229,000 (+13,490,000, or 8,348,000 more than the number of jobs added and 9,274,000 more than the growth in the number of employed) Go back to Kos and stay there because you are incapable of handling facts. Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 06:11 PM (o44nj) 600
"Given the serious and horrific nature of the charges against William Hayden, we have decided to halt further production of Sons Of Guns and cancel the series," Discovery Channel said in a statement about the star of its reality show, according to Deadline.
Sons Of Guns was a reality TV show based on Red Jacket Firearms, a custom weapons company Hayden founded in Louisiana. Red Jacket Firearms buys, sells, refurbishes and design custom firearms. Fox News received documents from the East Baton Rouge Sheriff's Office revealing that Hayden is accused of raping his daughter "almost daily" since March 2013. The child lost her virginity to his rape at the innocent age of 11. ELEVEN!! Posted by: Michael Moore at September 10, 2014 06:11 PM (e8kgV) 601
The "economy" if you can dignify it by such a term here is awful. Businesses going dark. Real estate for sale forever- and not selling. People looking for the meanest jobs- and not finding any.
Thankx, Duh!1.... Posted by: backhoe at September 10, 2014 06:11 PM (ULH4o) 602
590 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:08 PM (eigri)
right by racially pandering and dissolving any sanity or concept of a national border with Mexopolis... b/c that's just what Mexopolis does right amigo? Further for such a Libertarian precisely zero of your posts deal with the fucking chokehold Ogabe's Gaia Watermelon Cult EPA HyperRegulatory Fiat has played with the economy.... again go fuck a chainsaw Pander Bear... the GOP's message is simple and non racial... "Let America Work" Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 06:11 PM (/4AZU) 603
Whenever I can, I try not to inspire trolls.
Posted by: Ron Paul at September 10, 2014 06:11 PM (TPyu3) Posted by: Sgt. Mom at September 10, 2014 06:11 PM (Asjr7) Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:12 PM (eigri) 606
599 Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 06:11 PM (o44nj)
bbuut but wikipedia SWEARS that Ogabe has added eleventy kajillion jobs! //Captain GloryHole of the USS Cuckhold Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 06:12 PM (/4AZU) 607
Whenever I can, I just spout nonsense.
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:13 PM (K1UGK) 608
Whenever I can, I avoid saying 'bitch'.
Posted by: Jesse Pinkman at September 10, 2014 06:13 PM (Ks4nX) 609
"Meanwhile you tea party reactionaries, will continue to be electoral losers."
See you on the day after Election Day this year, Hector. Posted by: torquewrench at September 10, 2014 06:13 PM (noWW6) 610
Crap. I feel like one of those proverbial monkeys banging out Shakespeare on typewriters clocking in for another shift. Can someone cover for me today?
Posted by: Seamus M. at September 10, 2014 06:13 PM (NeFrd) 611
Newd.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 10, 2014 06:13 PM (0HooB) 612
Face it, cons.
My gloryhole business at the truck stop was 34% better under Obama than Bush. You should see the "wigglers" that are in the holes since this administration took office. Posted by: Wigle It at September 10, 2014 06:13 PM (mHOnK) 613
Senor Reagan was a gooder presidente than your your hero god of Buush, you revanchist, recherche reichwingerz~! Obama is even more Reagan than Reagan if Reagan were an incompetent, failed community organizer elected because of his skin!!
Posted by: viggle it at September 10, 2014 06:13 PM (kAPuS) 614
If the experiences of communism around the globe are any indication, progressives' vision of communism lite should turn out just fine for all Americans.
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 10, 2014 06:14 PM (uhMMS) 615
605 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:12 PM (eigri)
http://tinyurl.com/og6j7b9 Try again Yector Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 06:14 PM (/4AZU) 616
Someone really needs to start Hodor-ing the troll
Alright, I give up. What this Hodor-ing stuff? You ride around on the troll's back? Posted by: naturalfake at September 10, 2014 06:14 PM (KBvAm) 617
2014 data? Is that like the 2016 in the past?
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 06:14 PM (fvfPV) 618
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It's your party that does racial pandering. Republicans appeal to rural whites and instill fear in them and hatred of other Christians. You claim your message is not racial, yet you trash Mexico. I bet you are washing that white hood as we speak because I'm washing my foreskin right now. Which I do on special occasions. Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:14 PM (eigri) Posted by: Al Roker, taking SCUBA lessons at September 10, 2014 06:14 PM (wAQA5) Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 10, 2014 06:14 PM (K1UGK) 621
You end it in 2011. Why not measure it until 2014?
Yup, thought so! Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:12 PM (eigri) If you actually knew the numbers, you would have recognized the "2011" was a typo. All the August "2011" numbers are actually August 2014 numbers. Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 06:15 PM (o44nj) 622
"Go back to Kos and stay there because you are incapable of handling facts."
Probably even the Kossacks snicker up their sleeves at Hector. Posted by: torquewrench at September 10, 2014 06:15 PM (noWW6) 623
Whever I can I teach Marxist Theory at La Universidad de Zulia, Maracaibo.
Summers, of course, I use my Indonesian passport to travel to the tribal areas of Pock-E-Staahn to research the little known folkways of certain, er, tribesmen. Well, tibesboys, anyway. Posted by: El Presidente Bacha Bazi Obola at September 10, 2014 06:15 PM (hNREx) 624
What race is "Mexico"?
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 06:16 PM (fvfPV) 625
618 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:14 PM (eigri)
Bwahaha your mule ass buddies literally make everything about Race... I point out Mexopolis has a southern border mi amigo... by the way how is the wife's prostate? Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 06:16 PM (/4AZU) 626
Whever I can, I try to refrain from making sculptures using my own feces.
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:16 PM (0tmLY) Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:16 PM (eigri) 628
Mexico.
I bet you are washing that white hood as we speak. Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:14 PM Ah discrimination of low expectations. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 06:16 PM (hcfn1) 629
nood.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 10, 2014 06:16 PM (C10Bt) 630
A typo? Ooooh, burn!
Posted by: Baron Von Ottomatic at September 10, 2014 06:17 PM (uhMMS) 631
Never argue with a retard. He will simply drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
PLEASE DON'T FEED THE TROLL Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 10, 2014 06:17 PM (jucos) 632
Who's "we"?
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 06:17 PM (fvfPV) 633
Cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:18 PM (eigri) 634
625 618 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:14 PM
by the way how is the wife's prostate? Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 06:16 PM (/4AZU) My guess not so good after coming down with testicular cancer Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, fighting the ban at September 10, 2014 06:18 PM (hcfn1) 635
627 Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:16 PM (eigri)
You said Obama was an economic God and all Democrats since Reagan have been better than reagan.... Reality on the other hand says that Reagan trumps all Presidents since and most before.... do go on.... Try printing currency backed by more than 6% bond issue, passing a motherfucking budget and sticking to it instead of year 9 of CR surprise and get the fuck back to me.... Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at September 10, 2014 06:18 PM (/4AZU) 636
Slurppp!!
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:19 PM (eigri) 637
Oh, and Troll, you didn't answer my earlier question, so I'll answer it for you.
Employment-population ratio (not seasonally adjusted) August 1969 - 59.2% August 2001 - 63.5% August 2002 - 63.0% August 2003 - 62.4% August 2004 - 62.7% August 2005 - 62.2% August 2006 - 63.4% August 2007 - 63.0% August 2008 - 62.3% August 2009 - 59.3% August 2014 - 59.1% Posted by: steveegg at September 10, 2014 06:19 PM (o44nj) 638
I like snails.
Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:20 PM (eigri) 639
Never argue with a retard. He will simply drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
PLEASE DON'T FEED THE TROLL Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 10, 2014 06:17 PM (jucos) But the fat they pick up gives the otherwise-gamey meat a bit of texture. UUUUURP! Posted by: Typical Ogre at September 10, 2014 06:21 PM (o44nj) 640
You should meet my family, hector.
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 06:21 PM (fvfPV) Posted by: Wiggle It at September 10, 2014 06:22 PM (eigri) 642
That was interesting...
Posted by: anon a mouse at September 10, 2014 06:22 PM (fvfPV) 643
Whenever I can, I don't binge drink and chase mullato whores... think my wife will buy that?
Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 10, 2014 06:22 PM (XO6WW) 644
Whatever the SCoaMF may or may not have done, It's pretty clear that replacing a Republican Congress with the Democratic one was not good for the economy.
January 4th 2007: The day Pelosi became Speaker of the Democratically controlled 110th Congress National unemployment rate for December 2006: 4.5% 2006 Federal Budget Deficit: $247.7 billion Average GDP growth for 2006: 3.4% Average price for Regular Unleaded Gasoline December 2006: $2.30 And hard as it might be to believe, in the 12 years of the Republican Congresses, the average annual deficit was $104 billion. Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 10, 2014 06:37 PM (K1UGK) 645
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But when the entire Obama Administration is comprised of ass holes like them, the system breaks down. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at September 10, 2014 05:20 PM (JI4YZ) Wherever I can, I point out that usage of the phrase "comprised of" is incorrect. Posted by: Grammar Nazi at September 10, 2014 06:50 PM (bHnlE) 646
It's called "The Eric Holder Gambit"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 10, 2014 07:11 PM (l1zOH) 647
Hey wiggle it; after you get finished tabulating your $.05 per post rewards for the day, do you spend the remainder of your basement dwelling time looking in the mirror telling yourself "I AM the man" or "I AM somebody?"
Also, do you swallow after I wiggle it or do you just gargle while saying the Wun's name over and over? I've always wondered because you always dribble so much down your chin, it's hard to tell. We had a huge drop in temps today, it is just lovely outside. Wanna put your onesey on and come over for some hot chocolate? I promise to wiggle it if you promise to swallow again. Posted by: Lloyd Loar at September 10, 2014 07:12 PM (TaO1J) 648
Koskinen. I hope they nail this alien frog.
Posted by: Feh at September 10, 2014 07:36 PM (jqx4I) 649
So, when they can't follow the law, what *do* they follow?
What exactly do they consider a higher authority than the law they swore to uphold? Posted by: Socratease at September 10, 2014 07:38 PM (82qVG) 650
Whenever I can, I wipe my ass after I take a shit.
Posted by: Pooper at September 10, 2014 09:31 PM (1LMZ9) 651
John, when taxpayers start telling the auditors "whenever I can, I document my deductions, trust me", and you guys start opening your mouths to say "WTF made you think that explanation would fly?", you remember what you said today.
Posted by: Rich Fader at September 11, 2014 02:11 AM (LeeQi) 652
"I encourage you to follow the law in all instances," Brady said.
Were I in his shoes, I'd have replied in a really LOUD voice, "What the fuck are you talking about, 'when you can'? And who the hell do you guys think you are to decide when you don't follow the law?" I would seriously have a great deal of difficulty with restraining myself from jumping over the dais and stomping on Koskinen's face right then and there. Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at September 11, 2014 05:19 AM (DO37j) Processing 0.07, elapsed 0.0808 seconds. |
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