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Early Evening Open Thread Brought to You By the Insolence of "dan-o" and "SH"

Well I have had a splitting headache since dan-o and SH rudely insulted me and I'm just going to call it a day.

I can only offer you their sincere apologies.

You can watch Thomas Sowell discussing Liberal Fascism with author Jonah Goldberg here.

Posted by: Ace at 06:44 PM




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1 Have a good evening...

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at September 03, 2014 06:45 PM (9+ccr)

2
Elbows in Seattle tomorrow!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at September 03, 2014 06:45 PM (08Znv)

3 I sensed I was about to be willow'd.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 03, 2014 06:46 PM (oFCZn)

4 Not really first.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at September 03, 2014 06:46 PM (oWhIO)

5 Feel better soon, ace!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2014 06:47 PM (D/504)

6 WH Press Secretary @weknowwhatsbest 20h
Jen Psaki said the president is "concerned" about ISIS' latest beheading, but outraged over the current minimum wage

Posted by: Tweets of the Dumb at September 03, 2014 06:47 PM (ZPrif)

7

Jonah Goldberg and Thomas Sowell look (and sound) amazingly like Paul McCartney and Wings!!


Posted by: Beorn at September 03, 2014 06:48 PM (dGF4J)

8 I got nothing. I am just happy to be here, without pants.

Posted by: flounder at September 03, 2014 06:48 PM (sDapq)

9 So I guess that means no.

Posted by: Pancake Mix at September 03, 2014 06:48 PM (vgIRn)

Posted by: the horse heads in dan-O and SH's beds at September 03, 2014 06:49 PM (vKNr/)

11 Take 2 bourbons (bottles) and then go to bed Ace.

Posted by: Vic at September 03, 2014 06:49 PM (T2V/1)

12 "rudely insulted"? Isn't that redundant?

Posted by: mrp at September 03, 2014 06:50 PM (JBggj)

13 Wouldn't it be great for the AoS world if Dan-O and I were to inspire one of Ace's best days in weeks?

Posted by: SH at September 03, 2014 06:50 PM (gmeXX)

14 Thomas Sowell, eh? Not familiar with him but if he's a friend of Jonah Goldberg he has to be okay.

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 03, 2014 06:50 PM (gwY/i)

15 BUTCH UP SALLY!

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 03, 2014 06:50 PM (jucos)

16 12 "rudely insulted"? Isn't that redundant?

Posted by: mrp at September 03, 2014 06:50 PM (JBggj)


Normal conversation for me.

Posted by: BignJames at September 03, 2014 06:51 PM (j7iSn)

17 Some day ace is going to start being fake sick in every thread just to generate moronette sympathy.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 03, 2014 06:51 PM (z/Ubi)

18 News Flash: Radio News just said a federal judge in LA upheld their law defining marriage as being between a man and a woman.

Posted by: Vic at September 03, 2014 06:51 PM (T2V/1)

19
Wouldn't it be great for the world if I knocked off after doing just 7 hours of light work?

Posted by: "Ace" Obama at September 03, 2014 06:51 PM (/FnUH)

20 Forget writing, Ace. Stay and play with the morons.

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 03, 2014 06:51 PM (gwY/i)

21 >>>Some day ace is going to start being fake sick in every thread just to generate moronette sympathy.

wouldn't it be great for the world if I permitted people to feel sympathy for me?

Posted by: "Ace" Obama at September 03, 2014 06:52 PM (/FnUH)

22 just skimmed some of Churchills pedia page.

so, we have no leadership, basically.

we're skating by on God's grace.

Posted by: s738226 at September 03, 2014 06:52 PM (3ekbh)

23 19
Wouldn't it be great for the world if I knocked off after doing just 7 hours of light work?

Posted by: "Ace" Obama at September 03, 2014 06:51 PM (/FnUH)

Don't strain yourself.

Posted by: BignJames at September 03, 2014 06:52 PM (j7iSn)

24 Wouldn't it be great for the world if I knocked off after doing just 7 hours of light work?

Posted by: "Ace" Obama at September 03, 2014 06:51 PM (/FnUH)

So ca. November 2015?

Posted by: flounder at September 03, 2014 06:53 PM (sDapq)

25 We are definitely at war with the Little Sisters of the Poor though!

Posted by: Obama at September 03, 2014 06:53 PM (BPMYx)

26 Don't strain yourself.

That's what the Fap-O-Matic 2000 is for.

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 03, 2014 06:53 PM (gwY/i)

27 Wouldn't it be great for the world if I wrote a post under the name Ace and everyone read it?

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 03, 2014 06:53 PM (oFCZn)

28 wouldn't it be great for the world if I permitted people to feel sympathy for me?

Posted by: "Ace" Obama

THREADWINNER!11!

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 03, 2014 06:54 PM (7V0lh)

29 And since everything used to be xxxx2000, back when 2000 was the future, should the products now be the xxxx3000 to indicate futurism?

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 03, 2014 06:54 PM (gwY/i)

30 *throws a bottle of Excedrin at ace's head*

There ya go, some 'ette sympathy.

Posted by: Lauren at September 03, 2014 06:55 PM (BPMYx)

31 30 *throws a bottle of Excedrin at ace's head*

There ya go, some 'ette sympathy.
Posted by: Lauren at September 03, 2014 06:55 PM (BPMYx)

Man, the ettes are getting soft...

Posted by: MikeH at September 03, 2014 06:56 PM (4OZqu)

32 SH please link to the original insult!

Posted by: Sunny at September 03, 2014 06:57 PM (SrQab)

33 Thanks dan-o and SH.

Posted by: Ace's Wife at September 03, 2014 06:57 PM (GmTxn)

34 what I'd like to get going -- and I think this would be great for the world -- is that I start taking off like five, six hours a day, just going out to have burgers or play pool, and then all of you pretend that this is a good thing, and start commenting #TheBearIsLoose!, like you're super-stoked that I'm blowing off work, like it's a good thing.

that would be so great for the world

Posted by: ace at September 03, 2014 06:57 PM (/FnUH)

35 #justicefortheONT

Posted by: thathalfrican at September 03, 2014 06:57 PM (R5HRU)

36 McCartney insists on himself.

Posted by: --- at September 03, 2014 06:57 PM (MMC8r)

37 Hillary Clinton: The Mama Cass of American politics


( without the voice )

Posted by: Psaki in Pscranton at September 03, 2014 06:58 PM (8CdUx)

38 33 Thanks dan-o and SH.
Posted by: Ace's Wife at September 03, 2014 06:57 PM (GmTxn)

Correction....

Posted by: Ace's Garbage Pail at September 03, 2014 06:58 PM (4OZqu)

39 #TheEwokIsLoose!

Posted by: Lauren at September 03, 2014 06:58 PM (BPMYx)

40 "work"


heh

Posted by: Psaki in Pscranton at September 03, 2014 06:58 PM (8CdUx)

41 Apropos of something totally unrelated to anything here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wesley_Newcomb_Hohfeld

Hohfeldian_analysis

Posted by: flounder at September 03, 2014 06:58 PM (sDapq)

42 what I'd like to get going -- and I think this would be great for the world -- is that I start taking off like five, six hours a day, just going out to have burgers or play pool, and then all of you pretend that this is a good thing, and start commenting #TheBearIsLoose!, like you're super-stoked that I'm blowing off work, like it's a good thing.

-----

How big is your plane? I'm not an expert on this, but I think you have to have a pretty pimped out plane to make this work.

Posted by: SH at September 03, 2014 07:00 PM (gmeXX)

43 38
33 Thanks dan-o and SH.

Posted by: Ace's Wife at September 03, 2014 06:57 PM (GmTxn)



Correction....

Posted by: Ace's Garbage Pail at September 03, 2014 06:58 PM (4OZqu)

Correction

Posted by: Ace's festive holiday jerk-sock at September 03, 2014 07:00 PM (sDapq)

44 We just don't want to disappoint you ace..... take 5.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 03, 2014 07:00 PM (jucos)

45 ...I am beyond sick and tired of the word "concerned" with these jackoffs.

I would rather hear absofuckin' goddamned nothing at all the next time an American's head is chopped off than how "concerned" Obama is about it.

Un-fucking-bearable.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at September 03, 2014 07:00 PM (L+//t)

46 I WOULD FOLLOW YOU TO THE GATES OF HELL ACE...... LITERALLY

Posted by: JOEY BIDEN at September 03, 2014 07:01 PM (jucos)

47 41 Apropos of something totally unrelated to anything here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wesley_Newcomb_Hohfeld

Hohfeldian_analysis
Posted by: flounder at September 03, 2014 06:58 PM (sDapq)


Everything I had was bourgeois as hell. Even my fountain pen was bourgeois. He borrowed it off me all the time, but it was bourgeois anyway.

Posted by: holden caulfield at September 03, 2014 07:01 PM (4OZqu)

48 so, we have no leadership, basically.



we're skating by on God's grace.





Posted by: s738226 at September 03, 2014 06:52 PM (3ekbh)


God as nothing to do with it. The Devil appears to be driving this handbasket.



Posted by: D-Lamp at September 03, 2014 07:02 PM (txvbW)

49 Midol is supposed to help for things like this...

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 03, 2014 07:02 PM (q+fqH)

50 #TheEwokIsLoose

Posted by: Bob Belcher at September 03, 2014 07:02 PM (suNSo)

51 Apologies accepted, dan-o and SH.

Posted by: rickl at September 03, 2014 07:02 PM (sdi6R)

52 I would rather hear absofuckin' goddamned nothing at all the next time an American's head is chopped off than how "concerned" Obama is about it.

Un-fucking-bearable.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at September 03, 2014 07:00 PM (L+//t)


It's one of those little games we're supposed to play in life. He acts like he's concerned and we act like he is.

It's like saying no honey your ass doesn't look fucking ginormous in those pants or the whole Julia Roberts is Great! thing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 03, 2014 07:02 PM (oFCZn)

53 All in all Jonah has had a good day here. TFG, not so much.

Posted by: MTF at September 03, 2014 07:02 PM (Y2DjC)

54 50 #TheEwokIsLoose
Posted by: Bob Belcher at September 03, 2014 07:02 PM (suNSo)

#HoboHuntIsON

Posted by: MikeH at September 03, 2014 07:03 PM (4OZqu)

55 How big is your plane? I'm not an expert on this, but I think you have to have a pretty pimped out plane to make this work.

Posted by: SH at September 03, 2014 07:00 PM
==========
Yeah. And catering.... and an open bar.

Posted by: mrp at September 03, 2014 07:03 PM (JBggj)

56 and start commenting #TheBearIsLoose!, like you're super-stoked that I'm blowing off work, like it's a good thing.



that would be so great for the world

Posted by: ace at September 03, 2014 06:57 PM (/FnUH)


If you are a fool, blowing off work *IS* a good thing. Not so much if you are competent.


Posted by: D-Lamp at September 03, 2014 07:03 PM (txvbW)

57 I think you need to have a pretty pimped out plane to make this work.

----

It's not the size of the plane that matters, it only matters that everyone else is paying for it.

Jonah Goldberg has more on that point in his book, Liberal Fascism.

Posted by: Ace's Wife at September 03, 2014 07:04 PM (GmTxn)

58 I am convinced the Ewok feels badly because of all that dirty hair, who Knows what it is hiding! and of course the heat.
As a moron-ette, i willingly offer to bring hot wax and strips to take care of that hair issue.

concerned Ette in semi good something or other standing position, sorta

Posted by: willow at September 03, 2014 07:04 PM (nqBYe)

59 dan-o and SH need a good old fashioned blanket party

its not what you think

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 07:04 PM (zOTsN)

60 #39

That's what I get for reading the post. Late to the Party.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at September 03, 2014 07:04 PM (suNSo)

61 I wonder if I could be crowned king of Martha's Vineyard?

How great for the world would that be?

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 03, 2014 07:04 PM (oFCZn)

62 Off, sock!

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at September 03, 2014 07:04 PM (GmTxn)

63 Not so much if you are competent.




Posted by: D-Lamp at September 03, 2014 07:03 PM
=======
Uh huh. Because if you're competent, the boss is always looking for you.

Posted by: mrp at September 03, 2014 07:05 PM (JBggj)

64 Too busy coming up with burger puns, Bob?

Posted by: Lauren at September 03, 2014 07:06 PM (BPMYx)

65 ace i noticed an article today where the Media seemingly stole back the mantle of Baraka Bear and gave it back to its rightful Russian Bear placement.

that astounded me more than anything else this week.

Posted by: willow at September 03, 2014 07:06 PM (nqBYe)

66 Ace
Make of this what you will.

It was fun having you hanging out here with us non Cob logging mouth breathing regulars for a good part of the day.


Thanks.

I wish you would spend more time here with us on a regular basis, but I understand the time constrains.
Hope the headache clears up soon.



(Now, off to peruse what Insty has up)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 03, 2014 07:07 PM (mxTFz)

67 65
ace i noticed an article today where the Media seemingly stole back the
mantle of Baraka Bear and gave it back to its rightful Russian Bear
placement.



that astounded me more than anything else this week.

Posted by: willow at September 03, 2014 07:06 PM (nqBYe)


Wow, that's almost as big as pointing out that the COMMUNIST leaning states ought to be colored "RED."



Posted by: D-Lamp at September 03, 2014 07:08 PM (txvbW)

68 I'm sure this has been riffed upon here, but I still love how Obama gave himself a nickname.

Posted by: SH at September 03, 2014 07:08 PM (gmeXX)

69 Ace
Make of this what you will.

It was fun having you hanging out here with us non Cob logging mouth breathing regulars for a good part of the day.


Thanks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

o sure, he only says this as He isn't trying to pick nits outta of your coat.

Posted by: willow at September 03, 2014 07:08 PM (nqBYe)

70 Posted by: Lauren at September 03, 2014 07:06 PM (BPMYx)

Louise comes up with all the good ones.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at September 03, 2014 07:09 PM (suNSo)

71 Sooo....


The Big O is now nothing more than a 'concern Troll'?

Actually explains a lot...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 03, 2014 07:09 PM (f0pWu)

72 I wasn`t supposed to have actually read the whole post was I?

Posted by: tbd at September 03, 2014 07:09 PM (DOVSG)

73 SH, wasn't it hysterical?

Posted by: willow at September 03, 2014 07:09 PM (nqBYe)

74 Liberal Fascism? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charles "Hoot" Gibson at September 03, 2014 07:09 PM (W5DcG)

75 Pete Carroll and TFG are both cocksuckers by choice.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 03, 2014 07:09 PM (ucDmr)

76 ace is a really severe minimalist see

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 07:09 PM (zOTsN)

77 >>>Well I have had a splitting headache since dan-o and SH rudely insulted me and I'm just going to call it a day.<<<




I hope eets naht a toomah.

Posted by: Ahnuld S. at September 03, 2014 07:10 PM (1W9F/)

78 If ISIS really wanted to hurt Obama they would kidnap his golf clubs and TOTUS.

"If America does not withdraw from Iraq. We will behead the sand wedge." Said Achmed.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at September 03, 2014 07:10 PM (Dsals)

79 ace is so cool. He is just showing SH and dan-o he has ice in his veins

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 07:10 PM (zOTsN)

80 I'm sure this has been riffed upon here, but I still love how Obama gave himself a nickname.

Too bad he did not choose JEF or SCOAMF, it would have stuck.

Posted by: flounder at September 03, 2014 07:10 PM (sDapq)

81 The Big O is now nothing more than a 'concern Troll'?


That's a tire store.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 03, 2014 07:10 PM (W5DcG)

82 ace is a really severe minimalist see

...brevity being the soul of wit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 03, 2014 07:11 PM (0HooB)

83 Jonah Goldberg should be paying Ace for all the mentions today. Or else SH and dan-O should.

Thanks for the Scritti video, Ace. I forgot that song existed. Also, you were funny in comments. Good day at your blog.

Posted by: Obama Barack at September 03, 2014 07:11 PM (2x3L+)

84
On a percentage scale, how sure are you that obama will actually de-occupy the White House on 01/20/2017?

Are you 100% sure?

95%?

90%?


Me: I'm 70% sure.

Posted by: Soothsayer of The Righteous And Harmonious Fists (-402 days left until climate chaos) at September 03, 2014 07:11 PM (FDyew)

85 Tl ; dr .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at September 03, 2014 07:11 PM (XWw96)

86 The Big O is now nothing more than a 'concern Troll'?


That's a tire store.





Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 03, 2014 07:10 PM (W5DcG)

And a female myth.

Posted by: flounder at September 03, 2014 07:11 PM (sDapq)

87 Posted by: Hanoverfist at September 03, 2014 07:10 PM (Dsals)

Hmmm.... O's love of Golf could explain his hesitation to get involved in the Middle East...

Gotta stay out of those Sand Traps...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 03, 2014 07:11 PM (f0pWu)

88 I still love the nick name for Obama of President Kryptonite because he is able to destroy a super power.

Posted by: Bob Belcher at September 03, 2014 07:11 PM (suNSo)

89 Also you were funny in the comments.

----

Hey, why do I always have actual work to do on Ace's chatty days? Dammit.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at September 03, 2014 07:12 PM (GmTxn)

90 off the stupid sock

have a good night, Ace

Posted by: L, elle at September 03, 2014 07:13 PM (2x3L+)

91 On a percentage scale, how sure are you that obama will actually de-occupy the White House on 01/20/2017?

=======
That depends on who is elected president in 2016. Sarah Palin? 110% sure.

Posted by: mrp at September 03, 2014 07:13 PM (JBggj)

92 Me: I'm 70% sure.

Posted by: Soothsayer of The Righteous And Harmonious Fists (-402 days
left until climate chaos) at September 03, 2014 07:11 PM (FDyew)

100%. Now whether it is voluntary . . .

Posted by: flounder at September 03, 2014 07:13 PM (sDapq)

93 100%. Now whether it is voluntary . . .


Posted by: flounder at September 03, 2014 07:13 PM (sDapq)


I'm sure the Secret Service will be happy to help him pack....

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 03, 2014 07:13 PM (f0pWu)

94 TL;DR

Posted by: Y-not yanking ace's chain (not THAT hard) at September 03, 2014 07:14 PM (zDsvJ)

95 >>>The Big O is now nothing more than a 'concern Troll'?

That's a tire store.


Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 03, 2014 07:10 PM (W5DcG)

And a female myth.
Posted by: flounder at September 03, 2014 07:11 PM (sDapq)<<<




The Big O is actually a megadeus. SCOAMF just thinks himself a great god.


**speaks into wristwatch**


It's showtime.

Posted by: Roger Smith, the Negotiator at September 03, 2014 07:15 PM (1W9F/)

96 I don't think Obama wants to continue being president, being semi-retired already. Only way he stays if his handlers figure out a way the engineer it so that he stays on in a ceremonial role while someone else takes over day-to-day job responsibilities. Kinda like when he was talking about how he need a Czar Czar to manage all his administration's czars.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2014 07:16 PM (D/504)

97
"fopWu" is a cool hash

Posted by: Soothsayer of The Righteous And Harmonious Fists (-402 days left until climate chaos) at September 03, 2014 07:16 PM (FDyew)

98 i am 100% sure too. I think that the world is pretty tired of his mocha ass right now, and I am pretty sure that his standing won't get any better as the world burns.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 03, 2014 07:16 PM (jucos)

99 We are gracious hosts, we Americans, even for petit tyrants. But have the sense to not overstay your welcome.

Posted by: flounder at September 03, 2014 07:16 PM (sDapq)

100 >>> Hey, why do I always have actual work to do on Ace's chatty days? Dammit.
Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at September 03, 2014 07:12 PM (GmTxn)

Start with his first post today and read the comments before you read the post. It will all make sense. He was "on" all day despite his claims of having a headache.

Posted by: Obama Barack at September 03, 2014 07:16 PM (2x3L+)

101 80 I'm sure this has been riffed upon here, but I still love how Obama gave himself a nickname.

Too bad he did not choose JEF or SCOAMF, it would have stuck.
Posted by: flounder at September 03, 2014 07:10 PM (sDapq)

*************

Okay--so I had to go and google that one too.

Obama's calling himself-- "The Bear"?

What the hell is that about?

Some bat signal to Putin?

(I'm going to shit myself if Putin starts referring to himself as "The Wolf".)

Posted by: Tara Reads! at September 03, 2014 07:17 PM (RJMhd)

102

I don't buy that semi-retired or disengaged gossip for a second.

obama is king and he's having the time of his life...and no one is stopping him.

Posted by: Soothsayer of The Righteous And Harmonious Fists (-402 days left until climate chaos) at September 03, 2014 07:17 PM (FDyew)

103 Posted by: Romeo13 at September 03, 2014 07:11 PM (f0pWu)

I believe you have discovered Obama's ME policy.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at September 03, 2014 07:18 PM (Dsals)

104 On a percentage scale, how sure are you that obama will actually de-occupy the White House on 01/20/2017?



Are you 100% sure?



95%?



90%?





Me: I'm 70% sure.

Posted by: Soothsayer of The Righteous And Harmonious Fists (-402 days
left until climate chaos) at September 03, 2014 07:11 PM (FDyew)

No problem for him, but mooche will leave much damage as she does her impersonation of a lion being forcefully pulled out of a meat locker.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2014 07:19 PM (FMbng)

105 ace is not only smart , but sometimes he writes really looong posts that we pretend to read because He hasn't caught on that we all have adhd.
Oh and he's fun. hairy, cute, witty, and at times absurd.

Posted by: willow at September 03, 2014 07:20 PM (nqBYe)

106 Am working my way slowly, one stiff one per evening, through a bottle of the excellent blended scotch, "The Peat Monster."

I feel all managed and contained.

Posted by: the littl shyning man at September 03, 2014 07:20 PM (tmFlQ)

107 Obama should really call himself--"Goldilocks" takes him forever to make up his mind.

Posted by: Tara Reads! at September 03, 2014 07:20 PM (RJMhd)

108 Well Sofia Vergara made $37 million in the last year.

That crash and screech you heard? That was Lena the Yuckubus.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2014 07:21 PM (EAkoa)

109
You forgot kooky, willow.

And wacky. Ace is wacky.

Also, zany.

Posted by: Soothsayer of The Righteous And Harmonious Fists (-402 days left until climate chaos) at September 03, 2014 07:21 PM (FDyew)

110 what would obama's nickname be if someone else were to bestow it?

i say Wombat

Posted by: s738226 at September 03, 2014 07:22 PM (3ekbh)

111 what would obama's nickname be if someone else were to bestow it?

i say Wombat

Posted by: s738226 at September 03, 2014 07:22 PM (3ekbh)

112 Sooth those are nice adjectives.
How about patient?

Posted by: willow at September 03, 2014 07:22 PM (nqBYe)

113 >>>You forgot kooky, willow.



And wacky. Ace is wacky.



Also, zany.





Posted by: Soothsayer of The Righteous And Harmonious Fists (-402 days
left until climate chaos) at September 03, 2014 07:21 PM (FDyew)<<<

Mysterious and spooky?

Posted by: The Addams Family at September 03, 2014 07:22 PM (1W9F/)

114 No problem for him, but mooche will leave much damage as she does her impersonation of a lion being forcefully pulled out of a meat locker.

I still have that vision of her being kicked off Marine One's landing gear by the SS on Inauguration Day.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 03, 2014 07:23 PM (0HooB)

115 ValJar will be the on they one the won't be able to get to leave.

Posted by: Hanoverfist at September 03, 2014 07:23 PM (Dsals)

116 Sitting on top of a mountain in Florida (Mass.) with the Bershires laid out before me and a half moon overhead and a very tall glass of potato vodka that I just bought from a guy who seemed to be missing a few teeth. Some guys who looked like his brothers just rolled in in a big black Chevy pick-up with a big dead black bear sleeping very very peacefully in the bed, first day of the season.

Who are "SH" and "dan-o" again?

Posted by: Caliban at September 03, 2014 07:23 PM (xr0+d)

117 >>That crash and screech you heard? That was Lena the Yuckubus.

And Sophia didn't have to get naked in every show to earn it (though it would have been appreciated).

Posted by: Lizzy at September 03, 2014 07:24 PM (D/504)

118 O nickname - some variation on locust

Posted by: flounder at September 03, 2014 07:24 PM (sDapq)

119
his blog is like a mus-e-um...

Posted by: Soothsayer of The Righteous And Harmonious Fists (-402 days left until climate chaos) at September 03, 2014 07:24 PM (FDyew)

120 That crash and screech you heard? That was Lena the Yuckubus.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2014 07:21 PM (EAkoa)


Lena Dunham?

I wrote a script for an episode of her show where her character gets punched in the stomach so hard that she dies of peritonitis.

It's meant to be the show finale of course.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 03, 2014 07:24 PM (oFCZn)

121 how about those Patriot Parents that came out and called Barry and Michelle f'ing wastes of space?

come on, we all know they are commies. Front Page's discover the network spells it all out.

long march through the institutions worked.

Posted by: s738226 at September 03, 2014 07:25 PM (3ekbh)

122 He's all together Oooky

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 03, 2014 07:25 PM (jucos)

123 Am working my way slowly, one stiff one per evening, through a bottle of the excellent blended scotch, "The Peat Monster."

I feel all managed and contained.


With a name like that, you just know it's good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 03, 2014 07:25 PM (0HooB)

124 Oshuthefuckupalready

Posted by: Roy at September 03, 2014 07:25 PM (tiOTz)

125 that brit hume thing followed by the JEF actually saying it. scary The JEF is totally naive delusional and completely out of his depth

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 07:27 PM (zOTsN)

126 And he shall be called "NanoPussy."

Posted by: God, on the day Obama was born at September 03, 2014 07:28 PM (xr0+d)

127 Dying print media is dying.

DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT 2m
USATODAY Cuts 10% of Staff... http://drudge.tw/1tuz5gg

Posted by: Costanza Defense at September 03, 2014 07:28 PM (ZPrif)

128 Dack, yep that be the Lena in question.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2014 07:29 PM (EAkoa)

129 >>> Who are "SH" and "dan-o" again?


I repeat myself:
Start with his first post today and read the comments before you read the post. It will all make sense.

Then read all the posts and comments after that first one.

Posted by: L, elle at September 03, 2014 07:29 PM (2x3L+)

130 I wrote a script for an episode of her show where her character gets punched in the stomach so hard that she dies of peritonitis. It's meant to be the show finale of course.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 03, 2014 07:24 PM (oFCZn)

Are you sure she didn't die of a thrombosis?

Posted by: Dr Kildare at September 03, 2014 07:29 PM (xr0+d)

131 Hey, wouldn't it be great for the world if I was on ESPN and I got to pick my brackets live?

Posted by: Scott Anderson, always a thread behind at September 03, 2014 07:29 PM (G9Q5K)

132 that second journalist whose head was cut off? his maternal grandparents were holocaust survivors. He was jewish. He was captured a year ago The parent were advised to keep quiet so they wouldnt discover he was jewish While in captivity, he wanted to fast for Yom Kippur. So he told them he was ill and couldnt eat or drink. I found that very touching

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 07:30 PM (zOTsN)

133 Hmmm .... smokey peat notes ..and honey ... Peat Monster Reserve

Posted by: mrp at September 03, 2014 07:30 PM (JBggj)

134 125
that brit hume thing followed by the JEF actually saying it. scary
The JEF is totally naive delusional and completely out of his depth

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 07:27 PM (zOTsN)


Well what do you expect from someone who's only real job was working for Baskin Robbins?

Senator "Present" not up to the task? Who could have foreseen this?

Posted by: D-Lamp at September 03, 2014 07:31 PM (txvbW)

135 66 (Now, off to peruse what Insty has up)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 03, 2014 07:07 PM (mxTFz)

Cheating bastard!!!!!11!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 03, 2014 07:31 PM (xUC0U)

136 Dying print media is dying.



DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT 2m

USATODAY Cuts 10% of Staff... http://drudge.tw/1tuz5gg

Posted by: Costanza Defense at September 03, 2014 07:28 PM (ZPrif)

Nice! Reap/Sew. As noted this morning:


It warms the heart to see broadcast networks
advertising their material on the internet (Broadcast network ad at bottom of post), as it
does to see newsies push trending internet vids, twitter topics, etc.
TV and print are not dead yet, but the internet media (people-centered
media) is at their throats.

Posted by: flounder at September 03, 2014 08:11 AM (sDapq)

Posted by: flounder at September 03, 2014 07:31 PM (sDapq)

137 OK fappers and fappees, I gotta go do stuff.

Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at September 03, 2014 07:31 PM (0HooB)

138 Are you sure she didn't die of a thrombosis?

Posted by: Dr Kildare at September 03, 2014 07:29 PM (xr0+d)
=====Not her. The rabbit.

Posted by: Dr. Spock at September 03, 2014 07:31 PM (JBggj)

139 127
Dying print media is dying.



DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT 2m

USATODAY Cuts 10% of Staff... http://drudge.tw/1tuz5gg

Posted by: Costanza Defense at September 03, 2014 07:28 PM (ZPrif)


It needs to be followed by Broadcast media. Control needs to be diversified.

Posted by: D-Lamp at September 03, 2014 07:31 PM (txvbW)

140 Then read all the posts and comments after that first one.
Posted by: L, elle at September 03, 2014 07:29 PM (2x3L+)

L,elle, my dear, have you never heard of a rhetorical question?

Posted by: Caliban at September 03, 2014 07:32 PM (xr0+d)

141 Do you have a strategy yet, Daddy?

Posted by: Malia at September 03, 2014 07:32 PM (KCxzN)

142 Ace is highly intelligent and has an excellent sense of humor.

Posted by: Supreme Being at September 03, 2014 07:33 PM (SJ184)

143 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 03, 2014 07:33 PM (KCxzN)

144 129 >>> Who are "SH" and "dan-o" again?


I repeat myself:
Start with his first post today and read the comments before you read the post. It will all make sense.

Then read all the posts and comments after that first one.

------

Prepare to be inspired

Posted by: SH at September 03, 2014 07:34 PM (aGW48)

145 obama won't let himself be clear

http://freebeacon.com/national-security/costello-obama-terrible-at-explaining-what-he-means/

Posted by: ace at September 03, 2014 07:34 PM (/FnUH)

146 @145 Obama's become more ridiculous than a Monthy Python sketch.

Posted by: flounder at September 03, 2014 07:35 PM (sDapq)

147 There are lots of things he is terrible at. Bluffing and negotiating are high on that list. Something a strong GOP could take advantage of

Posted by: SH at September 03, 2014 07:37 PM (aGW48)

148 >>that second journalist whose head was cut off? his maternal grandparents were holocaust survivors.

Pfft, I glanced at his timeline on twitter and found his ideology wanting.

Posted by: ChuckCJohnson, Decider of All Things at September 03, 2014 07:38 PM (zDsvJ)

149 obama won't let himself be clear
=======
He's a lawyer. They think it's a virtue.

Posted by: mrp at September 03, 2014 07:38 PM (JBggj)

150 where is this strong GOP you speak of? its a unicorn

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 07:38 PM (zOTsN)

151 mary landrieu is a terrible person

https://twitter.com/LPDonovan/status/506823616219324416

Posted by: ace at September 03, 2014 07:38 PM (/FnUH)

152 Me: I'm 70% sure.
Posted by: Soothsayer of The Righteous And Harmonious Fists (-402 days left until climate chaos) at September 03, 2014 07:11 PM (FDyew)
-----
My greatest fear is that Obama would use a crisis, either real or manufactured, to stay in the White House for a third term. This is one outrage that would actually get me to put down my martini glass, put on pants, and reach for the pitchforks and torches.

We have a magical island for deposed dictators. It's called Oahu. We can probably spiff up Marcos' old digs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 03, 2014 07:38 PM (QBm1P)

153 Some day ace is going to start being fake sick in every thread just to generate moronette sympathy.
Then flash his Stone-Cutters ring!

Posted by: al qaeda at September 03, 2014 07:38 PM (xhKCK)

154 145 obama won't let himself be clear

Posted by: ace at September 03, 2014 07:34 PM (/FnUH)


Wait...he's a scientologist now?? Hook up to the e-meter!

Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 07:39 PM (iQIUe)

155 member when Slo Joe called him "clean"? he's the prez from central casting.

Posted by: s738226 at September 03, 2014 07:39 PM (3ekbh)

156 OldThreadJoke:
Hillary, because it's time we had a vagina in the White House or something.



We've had a vagina in the White House since '08.


Useless twat or silly cunt <> vagina.

Posted by: DaveA at September 03, 2014 07:40 PM (DL2i+)

157 151 mary landrieu is a terrible person

https://twitter.com/LPDonovan/status/506823616219324416
Posted by: ace at September 03, 2014 07:38 PM (/FnUH)

What's more telling... her address in DC is crossed out. She (or whoever) filled out the form and wrote the DC address in first...

Posted by: MikeH at September 03, 2014 07:40 PM (4OZqu)

158 yes. the dead journalist's politics were hopelessly naive he paid for that with his life.

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 07:40 PM (zOTsN)

159 "I think he's been terrible at explaining to the American people exactly what he means," Costello responded.

This is now the excuse they're falling back on for the guy whose only "accomplishment" before becoming President was making speeches?

Posted by: Whatever Happened to Soaring Rhetoric? at September 03, 2014 07:40 PM (b9Yho)

160 Wouldn't it be great for our advertising if Obama was elected?

Posted by: umbrella salesmen at September 03, 2014 07:40 PM (1W9F/)

161 I figured Sokloff was Jewish and that and being and American meant that both he was high on the murder list.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2014 07:41 PM (glk59)

162 Obama will de-occupy the WH in 2017 because some plum job at the UN will allow him to parade his insufferable self "on the global stage."

Posted by: Feh at September 03, 2014 07:41 PM (g/zj9)

163 It's clear now my "empty chair" metaphor for the Obama presidency was misguided.

I should have used a yawning chasm with periodic hellfire and the sounds of souls in torment.

Posted by: Clint Eastwood at September 03, 2014 07:42 PM (Y2DjC)

164 I think he's pretty good at explaining what he means when he wants to:

"The future does not belong to those that insult the prophet of Islam"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2014 07:42 PM (glk59)

165 I was talking to the 85 yr old owner of the company I work for this morning. Don't these fucking idiots learn anything from history with their fancy Ivy League educations he asked. He didn't really expect an answer, it was rhetorical of course.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 07:43 PM (hqVUe)

166 What's more telling... her address in DC is crossed
out. She (or whoever) filled out the form and wrote the DC address in
first...

Posted by: MikeH at September 03, 2014 07:40 PM (4OZqu)


That's not her current DC address. Her current DC address is elsewhere on the form.

Posted by: Vendette at September 03, 2014 07:43 PM (FHrsI)

167 They kept him for a year which means I dont think they figured out he was Jewish. I didn't agree with his politics but I found his attempt at resistance in captivity, to try and be an observant jew in the worst circumstances, very touching

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 07:43 PM (zOTsN)

168 158 yes. the dead journalist's politics were hopelessly naive he paid for that with his life.
Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 07:40 PM (zOTsN)
===============================

And yet, lefties everywhere didnt get the message:.

Posted by: MTF at September 03, 2014 07:44 PM (Y2DjC)

169 I want a VF-25 Messiah Valkyrie.

http://youtu.be/F6amTI9JdBc

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2014 07:44 PM (EAkoa)

170
Sofia Vergara pulled in 37 million smackaroos this past year. Up from the mere 30 million smackaroos she made last year. No wonder she loves this country so much!

Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 07:44 PM (iQIUe)

171 Wouldn't it be great if we gave president historic first a participation trophy?

Posted by: Nobel Committee at September 03, 2014 07:45 PM (sDapq)

172 They try to outhink a street fight.

Posted by: Feh at September 03, 2014 07:45 PM (g/zj9)

173 well I had to read about his grandparents, his religion, and his attempt to fast in captivity in the Daily Mail


it isnt being reported here

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 07:45 PM (zOTsN)

174 The butthurt is strong with this one.

Posted by: blaster at September 03, 2014 07:46 PM (OUc1d)

175 Who is Vergara?

Posted by: Feh at September 03, 2014 07:46 PM (g/zj9)

176 Who is Vergara?

Ask Bob Dole.

Posted by: Bob Dole at September 03, 2014 07:46 PM (3kZUM)

177 Say, ace, could you be a good chap and put up a video of Bananarama? Me wife's in those videos and she's hot!

Cheerio!

Posted by: Ace's Favorite Member of Wham! Andrew Ridgeley at September 03, 2014 07:46 PM (/MhJQ)

178 post googleitus

I'd hit her tip jar.

Posted by: Feh at September 03, 2014 07:48 PM (g/zj9)

179 "I think he's been terrible at explaining to the American people exactly what he means," Costello responded.

Oh shit. I guess I'm next under the bus.

Posted by: TOTUS at September 03, 2014 07:48 PM (gwY/i)

180


Who is Vergara?

Posted by: Feh at September 03, 2014 07:46 PM (g/zj9)


President of Peruvia.

Posted by: YIKES! at September 03, 2014 07:48 PM (mETGQ)

181 What did dan-o and SH do? I have been infrequent here the past few days.

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 07:49 PM (Y6xQZ)

182 He has "Josh Earnest" to do the explaining. Talk about central casting.

Posted by: Feh at September 03, 2014 07:49 PM (g/zj9)

183 they commented without reading the post and ace had strong feelings about it

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 07:50 PM (zOTsN)

184 151
mary landrieu is a terrible person



https://twitter.com/LPDonovan/status/506823616219324416

Posted by: ace at September 03, 2014 07:38 PM (/FnUH)


The Mandarins all live in the Capitol City. They aren't interested in coming back.


Posted by: D-Lamp at September 03, 2014 07:50 PM (txvbW)

185 Hey, ace claimed to be sick, but dude's twittering.

I feel betrayed.

Posted by: Y-not at September 03, 2014 07:50 PM (zDsvJ)

186 What did dan-o and SH do? I have been infrequent here the past few days.

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 07:49 PM (Y6xQZ)

Look at the post about progressives and authoritarianism.

Posted by: Vendette at September 03, 2014 07:50 PM (FHrsI)

187 Dems need to be banished for a generation. What a mess.

Posted by: Feh at September 03, 2014 07:51 PM (g/zj9)

188 181 What did dan-o and SH do? I have been infrequent here the past few days.
Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 07:49 PM (Y6xQZ)


Nothing. It was a joke.

Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 07:51 PM (iQIUe)

189 Hey, wouldn't it be great for the world if I was on ESPN and I got to pick my brackets live?
And didn't misspell "Syracuse"?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 03, 2014 07:51 PM (xhKCK)

190 158
yes. the dead journalist's politics were hopelessly naive he paid for that with his life.

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 07:40 PM (zOTsN)


Again I am of divided mind. I feel sorry for him and his family, then I realize he was part of the problem we face.


Posted by: D-Lamp at September 03, 2014 07:52 PM (txvbW)

191 Thomas Sowell looks pretty spry for his age in that video. But why is he so pale?

Posted by: Socratease at September 03, 2014 07:53 PM (82qVG)

192

Because he was mentioned on an earlier thread...


>>>Ron Perlman @perlmutations

Make no mistake, #ISIL, you will be crushed. You lose by your very being. Your disregard for every living thing is pathetic. You are nothing

7:07 PM - 2 Sep 2014<<<

Posted by: Perlman for Pres 2016 at September 03, 2014 07:54 PM (1W9F/)

193
You would think they would be saying thank you.

Posted by: Hussein the Omnipotent at September 03, 2014 07:54 PM (wAQA5)

194 You can mourn the horrible loss of life, he will never have a chance to do anything else again like be with his family. So mourn that.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2014 07:54 PM (EAkoa)

195 165
I was talking to the 85 yr old owner of the company I work for this
morning. Don't these fucking idiots learn anything from history with
their fancy Ivy League educations he asked. He didn't really expect an
answer, it was rhetorical of course.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 07:43 PM (hqVUe)


I've come to regard a Poison Ivy education to be inversely proportional to competence if it is not in one of the hard sciences.

Robert McNamara is a prime example of this phenomena.

Posted by: D-Lamp at September 03, 2014 07:54 PM (txvbW)

196 mary landrieu is a turrible, turrible person.

Fixed

Posted by: Fewenuff at September 03, 2014 07:54 PM (zPNX5)

197 Movie mini-review: I had one last free Redbox rental I needed to burn this week, so I watched Draft Day. The scenario that unfolded in the plot is highly unlikely ever to occur in a real draft but that's Hollywood. Plot aside (the Seahawks with the #1 pick, really?), it offered a decent portrayal of the frenetic pace of decision-making and some of the characters were credible (especially the Browns owner being a Type A asshole). If you're curious about the NFL biz and treat it like a docu-drama, or if you're just a Costner or Jennifer Garner fan, it will be enjoyable and worth a Redbox rental, not really to own. C+

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 07:54 PM (Y6xQZ)

198 divided mind about his beliefs - fine

divided thoughts about his death?

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 07:55 PM (zOTsN)

199 if he was so smart, then why did he say corpse-man?

sure most commies have an anti-military bias.....but if you're smart....

Posted by: s738226 at September 03, 2014 07:55 PM (3ekbh)

200 The Importance of being earnest is that Josh lies through his teeth in being so.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2014 07:55 PM (glk59)

201 173
well I had to read about his grandparents, his religion, and his attempt to fast in captivity in the Daily Mail





it isnt being reported here

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 07:45 PM (zOTsN)


And much of the reason for that is thanks to his ideological kin.

Again I say, the Liberal Democrats who control the flow of information are a greater threat to this nation than are the ISIS terrorists. They will get far more people killed in the long run than will Islamic nutjobs.


Posted by: D-Lamp at September 03, 2014 07:56 PM (txvbW)

202 so he should die? for what he thought? what are you saying

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 07:58 PM (zOTsN)

203 This is just great. Albino cobra on the loose in LA, bit a dog monday. Sighted yesterday, but they can't seem to find it. It's white, how hard can it be to find this thing?

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 07:58 PM (hqVUe)

204 President of Peruvia.

Posted by: YIKES! at September 03, 2014 07:48 PM


I thought she is president of Elbonia...

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 03, 2014 07:59 PM (KCxzN)

205 Albino cobra on the loose in a city most renowned for all its concrete, even the rivers are paved in concrete...

Good luck.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2014 08:00 PM (EAkoa)

206 If Sophia was President of Peruvia, well the Armed Forces would truly be armed. If you know what I mean.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2014 08:00 PM (EAkoa)

207 The Mandarins all live in the Capitol City. They aren't interested in coming back.


Posted by: D-Lamp at September 03, 2014 07:50 PM (txvbW)

Pish, tosh my good man, you make it sound like We have no loyalties!

Posted by: E Cantor, K-Street, Wash DC at September 03, 2014 08:00 PM (o3MSL)

208 198
divided mind about his beliefs - fine



divided thoughts about his death?

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 07:55 PM (zOTsN)


Perhaps I can say this. I can think of many other journalists whom I would rather have seen in his place.


Posted by: D-Lamp at September 03, 2014 08:01 PM (txvbW)

209 My dear L'elle, I have now read the entire thread in question with SH and Ace and that other fellow, at your amiable urging, and have concluded that one should never try to follow the academic wrangling of lawyers whilst consuming vodka.

Posted by: Caliban at September 03, 2014 08:01 PM (xr0+d)

210 Take me in, tender woman, take me in for Heaven's sake.

Posted by: Albino Cobra at September 03, 2014 08:01 PM (l3vZN)

211 203 This is just great. Albino cobra on the loose in LA, bit a dog monday. Sighted yesterday, but they can't seem to find it. It's white, how hard can it be to find this thing?

My fault. Let me just reel it back into the pants where it belongs. Didn't mean to scare anyone.

Posted by: Splunge at September 03, 2014 08:01 PM (qyomX)

212 Wouldn't it be great if I were president of Estoney-o?

Posted by: Hussein the Impotent at September 03, 2014 08:02 PM (wAQA5)

213 Really? I wouldn't want to see any journalist in his place. Nobody (including Sokloff) deserves to have their head sliced off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2014 08:02 PM (glk59)

214 My fault. Let me just reel it back into the pants where it belongs. Didn't mean to scare anyone.
Posted by: Splunge at September 03, 2014 08:01 PM (qyomX)

Cobra not garter snake

Posted by: MikeH at September 03, 2014 08:02 PM (4OZqu)

215
You noticed who doesnt' have naked pictures and porn video on the intertubes? Sophie Vergara, that's who! Because La Presidente de Peruvia knows better...

Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 08:03 PM (iQIUe)

216 Nothing he has ever said has given me the impression he is smart, except in a huckster kind of way. If that's what they mean by smart then ok.

Posted by: freaked at September 03, 2014 08:03 PM (JdEZJ)

217 213 Really? I wouldn't want to see any journalist in his place. Nobody (including Sokloff) deserves to have their head sliced off

Nobody? Even me?

Posted by: Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi at September 03, 2014 08:03 PM (qyomX)

218 216 Nothing he has ever said has given me the impression he is smart, except in a huckster kind of way. If that's what they mean by smart then ok.
Posted by: freaked at September 03, 2014 08:03 PM (JdEZJ)

He's an empty suit, knows some phrases the resonant with LIVs - I wouldn't trust him to get me coffee

Posted by: MikeH at September 03, 2014 08:04 PM (4OZqu)

219 It's not having your head sliced off. They SAW it off. That's freaking savage beyond belief.

A guillotine or even a sword in the hands of someone who knows how to use it is going to be bloody but it's fast.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 03, 2014 08:05 PM (oFCZn)

220 I saw Albino Cobra open for Lawnmower Deth in 1992.

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 08:05 PM (Y6xQZ)

221 Americans beheaded? Pfft. Nothing I can do about that.

Posted by: King Putz at September 03, 2014 08:05 PM (JdEZJ)

222 216 Nothing he has ever said has given me the impression he is smart, except in a huckster kind of way. If that's what they mean by smart then ok.

Charles Murray wrote about this once (he probably referenced a book Jonah Goldberg wrote, but I don't remember) -- he basically said that Obama talks just like an academic, so he fooled all those familiar with that speech pattern into thinking he was smart like them.

Posted by: Splunge at September 03, 2014 08:06 PM (qyomX)

223 armed forces go back to .45's yet? there's some justice right there. 1911, baby

Posted by: s738226 at September 03, 2014 08:06 PM (3ekbh)

224 220 I saw Albino Cobra open for Lawnmower Deth in 1992.
Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 08:05 PM (Y6xQZ)

so, you saw them with the original drummer, before he overdosed on Draino?

Posted by: MikeH at September 03, 2014 08:06 PM (4OZqu)

225 There was a discussion of ISIS over on Twitchy, and some progressive idiot was challenging the fact that ISIS is evil. Some people you just can't reach.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 08:06 PM (mx5oN)

226 The new leader of ISIS is not a journalist, and no, while I surely think he should pay for his crimes I think it should be done as quickly and cleanly as possible. I don't want the US to ape the brutalities of ISIS.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2014 08:06 PM (glk59)

227 202
so he should die? for what he thought? what are you saying

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 07:58 PM (zOTsN)


What he thought? What people think don't hurt others, it's what they do that causes the damage.

What liberal journalists do is present a distorted view of reality to others, and often cover up essential details that would portray a more accurate picture of what is happening.

Our system of governance RELIES on getting accurate information with which to make decisions, and these Liberal journalists are DELIBERATELY undermining that vital process which our system NEEDS to function correctly.

They are a threat to us, and I wish ISIS could get their hands on several thousand more of them.

The lot of them are enemy soldiers in my opinion. They act on their ideology and through their acts they have been slowly creating an ever more threatening danger to me and mine.


Posted by: D-Lamp at September 03, 2014 08:07 PM (txvbW)

228 he was a professional rabble rouser, then he mau-mau'ed himself to the state senate.

Posted by: s738226 at September 03, 2014 08:07 PM (3ekbh)

229 If they aren't evil what are they? Poor. misusnderstood, oppressed people yearning to be free?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2014 08:08 PM (glk59)

230 Insomniac and they will never 'get' that ISIS is evil until the knife is at their throat. And then they will squeal like a sheep being shorn asking why?

The last words they will hear on Earth will be then 'allahu ackbar!' followed by pain, fear, and nothing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2014 08:08 PM (EAkoa)

231 227 Our system of governance RELIES on getting accurate information with which to make decisions, and these Liberal journalists are DELIBERATELY undermining that vital process which our system NEEDS to function correctly.

They are a threat to us, and I wish ISIS could get their hands on several thousand more of them.


Count me out of this particular crusade.

Posted by: Splunge at September 03, 2014 08:08 PM (qyomX)

232 blow me

Posted by: Coleman Hawkins' Sax at September 03, 2014 08:08 PM (ahBY0)

233 I always thought WE dont condone the killing of civilians for what they believe.

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 08:08 PM (zOTsN)

234 OK, just got the weirdest and shortest email to the Mohammed Image Archive. Here it is in full:

-----

From: Ashad Ullah
Subject:
Date: September 3, 2014 4:30:42 PM PDT

I need.

------

Oooo...kay.

Posted by: zombie at September 03, 2014 08:08 PM (/UYSJ)

235 I see d-Lamp is again demonstrating why he and those with his way of thinking like moo moo deserve a mandatory forced "vacation" away from the blog.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 03, 2014 08:09 PM (z/Ubi)

236 232 blow me
Posted by: Coleman Hawkins' Sax at September 03, 2014 08:08 PM (ahBY0)

Lick Me

Posted by: Postage Stamp at September 03, 2014 08:09 PM (4OZqu)

237 I make house calls.

Posted by: Rikki at September 03, 2014 08:09 PM (IKlU4)

238 obama won't let himself be clear

http://freebeacon.com/national-security/costello-obama-terrible-at-explaining-what-he-means/



That's my gag!

Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2014 08:10 PM (+bSHH)

239 I know you want to.

Posted by: Coleman Hawkins' Sax at September 03, 2014 08:10 PM (ahBY0)

240 Zombie, Ashad Ullah ... is that the name of the albino cobra on the loose?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2014 08:10 PM (EAkoa)

241 213
Really? I wouldn't want to see any journalist in his place. Nobody (including Sokloff) deserves to have their head sliced off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2014 08:02 PM (glk59)

Who deserved to die because these "Journalists" worked their asses off to get Obama elected and deliberately CONTROLLED INFORMATION which would have allowed people to make better decisions?

The Election of Obama is responsible for many innocent deaths, and I suspect will be responsible for many more as time goes on.

There is a COST IN LIVES associated with what these people have done, and from my perspective, forfeiting their own doesn't even begin to balance the scales for what they have done.


Posted by: D-Lamp at September 03, 2014 08:10 PM (txvbW)

242 I used the term sliced; I was thinking of sawed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2014 08:10 PM (glk59)

243 Sent through Google Mail which makes it difficult-to-impossible to trace the originating IP. So I don't know where "Ashad Ullah" is from. Oh well.

Posted by: zombie at September 03, 2014 08:10 PM (/UYSJ)

244 I used the term sliced; I was thinking of sawed.


You can't saw like a hammer.

Posted by: garrett at September 03, 2014 08:11 PM (+bSHH)

245 I am opposed to cruel and unusual punishment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2014 08:12 PM (glk59)

246 you just condoned the killing of thousands of journalists for what they believe


you have become what you hate

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 08:12 PM (zOTsN)

247 245 I am opposed to cruel and unusual punishment.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2014 08:12 PM (glk59)

So, you're against marriage?

Posted by: MikeH at September 03, 2014 08:12 PM (4OZqu)

248 cultural relevance says no one is evil? sheee-it. must be nice to live in a cocoon paid with the blood of dead patriots.

Posted by: s738226 at September 03, 2014 08:12 PM (3ekbh)

249 The ubama is not 'concerned' about mere humans unless he is 'connected' to one of them in some 'fashion'.

Posted by: Erowmero at September 03, 2014 08:13 PM (go5uR)

250 It's not having your head sliced off. They SAW it off. That's freaking savage beyond belief.

So savage that President Sitz-To-Pee was forced to fly overseas between vacations.

Posted by: t-bird at September 03, 2014 08:13 PM (FcR7P)

251 Wipe me

Posted by: Brawny man at September 03, 2014 08:14 PM (hqVUe)

252 230 Insomniac and they will never 'get' that ISIS is evil until the knife is at their throat. And then they will squeal like a sheep being shorn asking why?

The last words they will hear on Earth will be then 'allahu ackbar!' followed by pain, fear, and nothing.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2014 08:08 PM (EAkoa)

Yup. It's a bizarre display of moral benightedness that I simply cannot wrap my head around. If you can't get that murdering, raping, human trafficking, crucifying, beheading. kidnapping child-killers with goals of world subjugation are evil, there is just no hope for you.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 08:14 PM (mx5oN)

253 pi]240 Zombie, Ashad Ullah ... is that the name of the albino cobra on the loose?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD)

Not sure.

Also not sure if "I need" means "I need to see your Mohammed pictures" or "I need to saw your head off."

Hoping it's the first.

Posted by: zombie at September 03, 2014 08:15 PM (/UYSJ)

254 251 Wipe me
Posted by: Brawny man at September 03, 2014 08:14 PM (hqVUe)

Squeeze Me

Posted by: Charmin at September 03, 2014 08:15 PM (4OZqu)

255 This guy made Aliyah or whatever they call in in 2006. I doubt he had anything to do with Obama getting elected.

Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 08:15 PM (iQIUe)

256 It's not having your head sliced off. They SAW it off. That's freaking savage beyond belief

They do it that way on purpose to maximize the pain and terror in the victim.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 08:16 PM (mx5oN)

257 finger me profusely

Posted by: Coleman Hawkins' Sax at September 03, 2014 08:16 PM (ahBY0)

258 254 251 Wipe me
Posted by: Brawny man at September 03, 2014 08:14 PM (hqVUe)
Squeeze Me
Posted by: Charmin at September 03, 2014 08:15 PM (4OZqu)


Turn me upside down and spank me.

Posted by: Heinz at September 03, 2014 08:16 PM (qyomX)

259 Drink Me.

Posted by: Totally Non-Suspicious Label on Bottle at September 03, 2014 08:16 PM (b9Yho)

260 >>>The ubama is not 'concerned' about mere humans unless he is 'connected' to one of them in some 'fashion'.<<<




Yeah, concerned definitely isn't the right word.

Posted by: JEF's zombie typical white grandmother that got thrown under a bus at September 03, 2014 08:16 PM (1W9F/)

261 257 finger me profusely
Posted by: Coleman Hawkins' Sax at September 03, 2014 08:16 PM (ahBY0)

Slap Me

Posted by: Fender Bass at September 03, 2014 08:16 PM (4OZqu)

262 Stroke Me.

Posted by: Billy Squier at September 03, 2014 08:17 PM (+bSHH)

263 he watched the debates and thought the JEF won


I guess that means he shouldhave his head cut off

but only if he voted

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 08:17 PM (zOTsN)

264 There is a COST IN LIVES associated with what these people have done, and from my perspective, forfeiting their own doesn't even begin to balance the scales for what they have done.


Posted by: D-Lamp at September 03, 2014 08:10 PM (txvbW)

*******

When you look oong into the Abyss, the Abyss also looks long into you. This where you are at now, IMO. Can not get behind cheering for people to die for their beliefs, no matter how misguided. You really need to take a break and reassess some things.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 03, 2014 08:17 PM (ojnk6)

265 Sniff me

Posted by: febreeze man at September 03, 2014 08:17 PM (hqVUe)

266 Dlamp are you nuts? No one deserves to die like that

Posted by: freaked at September 03, 2014 08:17 PM (JdEZJ)

267 Ha-ha! Electric cars sales decline.

DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT 6m
Electric vehicle sales running out of gas... http://drudge.tw/1tuEcNv

Posted by: Costanza Defense at September 03, 2014 08:17 PM (ZPrif)

268 Finger me from both ends.

Posted by: Chinese Finger Puzzle at September 03, 2014 08:17 PM (+bSHH)

269 233
I always thought WE dont condone the killing of civilians for what they believe.

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 08:08 PM (zOTsN)

Did you miss the part about them acting on those beliefs in such a manner that it was detrimental to the well being of others? If journalists would just follow the journalist code of being impartial, nothing could be said, but they don't. They deliberately interject their ideology into the information stream, and these distortions have REAL WORLD CONSEQUENCES some of which are dead innocents.

I feel sorry for the people that the journalists helped to kill.


Posted by: D-Lamp at September 03, 2014 08:17 PM (txvbW)

270 259 Drink Me.
Posted by: Totally Non-Suspicious Label on Bottle at September 03, 2014 08:16 PM (b9Yho)

Swallow Me

Posted by: Bitter Pill at September 03, 2014 08:17 PM (4OZqu)

271 I blame Heather.

Posted by: eleven at September 03, 2014 08:17 PM (fsLdt)

272 Bite me.

Posted by: Crow T Robot at September 03, 2014 08:18 PM (JdEZJ)

273 Gag me.

Posted by: Jada Stevens at September 03, 2014 08:18 PM (+bSHH)

274 LIBERAL





FASCISM



Posted by: grognard at September 03, 2014 08:19 PM (84WkV)

275 you have become what you say you hate

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 08:19 PM (zOTsN)

276 Go. Pound me.

Posted by: Sand at September 03, 2014 08:19 PM (+bSHH)

277 hey, would you as commander in chief of the entire Armed Forces really go golfing after a guy's head gets cut off? he's the sleeper cell, lol, prolly groomed to ruin us from childhood.

Posted by: s738226 at September 03, 2014 08:19 PM (3ekbh)

278 Plug me

Posted by: Hole in dyke at September 03, 2014 08:19 PM (4OZqu)

279 235
I see d-Lamp is again demonstrating why he and those with his way of
thinking like moo moo deserve a mandatory forced "vacation" away from
the blog.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 03, 2014 08:09 PM (z/Ubi)


Progressive Fascism much? Don't like opinions with which you disagree?

Well fuck you!





Posted by: D-Lamp at September 03, 2014 08:19 PM (txvbW)

280 Lick me!

Posted by: Below Zero Lamp Post at September 03, 2014 08:19 PM (RJMhd)

281 Do you have a strategy yet, Daddy? All the cool kids at school keep asking when you'll have a strategy...

Posted by: Sasha at September 03, 2014 08:19 PM (KCxzN)

282 History 2 show Ghost Planes is blathering on and on about MH370 without really adding anything new except more noise.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2014 08:19 PM (EAkoa)

283 Personally, it wouldn't bother me if the guy who did this to Foley and Sotoloff did have his head sawed off.They bleed out and loose consciousness rather quickly. But it would not bother me a bit if this ISIS guy experienced the same fear as his victims.

Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 08:20 PM (iQIUe)

284 Rape me

Posted by: singer missing head from shotgun at September 03, 2014 08:20 PM (hqVUe)

285 Get me off with a hot iron and a small square of soft, absorbent cloth.

Posted by: Wax on a tablecloth at September 03, 2014 08:20 PM (qyomX)

286 Buff me.

Posted by: German Helmet at September 03, 2014 08:20 PM (dkesm)

287 This guy made Aliyah or whatever they call in in 2006

Aliya is when Jews go to the Promised Land. Hijra is when Muslims migrate into other lands and build a demographic base.

Different concepts - really, based on that Jews aren't interested in dominating the whole world

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 03, 2014 08:20 PM (3kZUM)

288 283 Personally, it wouldn't bother me if the guy who did this to Foley and Sotoloff did have his head sawed off.They bleed out and loose consciousness rather quickly. But it would not bother me a bit if this ISIS guy experienced the same fear as his victims.
Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 08:20 PM (iQIUe)

Give him to Rosie O'Donell as a sex slave... that's real fear

Posted by: MikeH at September 03, 2014 08:21 PM (4OZqu)

289 just so you know, I spit

Posted by: Coleman Hawkins' Sax at September 03, 2014 08:21 PM (ahBY0)

290 267 Ha-ha! Electric cars sales decline.

DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT 6m
Electric vehicle sales running out of gas... http://drudge.tw/1tuEcNv
Posted by: Costanza Defense


Just now I actually opened my door to a canvasser (for the first time in years). I saw through the peephole that it was a "solar power" enviro-weenie wanting me to put solar panels on my roof.

I chewed her out for 90 seconds about inefficiencies and hollow feel-good gestures and phony environmentalism before closing the door in mid-sentence.

Dear, I am becoming cranky in my dotage.

Posted by: zombie at September 03, 2014 08:21 PM (/UYSJ)

291 Stroke me, stroke me!

Posted by: Obama the Bear at September 03, 2014 08:21 PM (RJMhd)

292 Fold me.

Posted by: Cheap Suit at September 03, 2014 08:21 PM (dkesm)

293 >>>Also not sure if "I need" means "I need to see your Mohammed pictures" or "I need to saw your head off."



Hoping it's the first.

Posted by: zombie at September 03, 2014 08:15 PM (/UYSJ)<<<

Probably saying "I keed" -- but, you know, that damn autocorrect.



Posted by: Achmed the Dead Terrorist at September 03, 2014 08:21 PM (1W9F/)

294 Zombie maybe it was Ashad the baker?

I keed.

Posted by: Crow T Robot at September 03, 2014 08:22 PM (JdEZJ)

295 Solar Panels.....rates a Birdemic:shock and terror shoutout!

Posted by: s738226 at September 03, 2014 08:22 PM (3ekbh)

296 BEAT ME SENSELESS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vax8x7kfw7E

Posted by: CIRCLE JERKS at September 03, 2014 08:22 PM (+bSHH)

297
It's my belief the United States under the leadership of our foreign allies will be able to negotiate a sustainable settlement with ISIS, where America will assume a more nuanced position in relation to their unacceptable activities, and ISIS will tone down their rhetoric on the world stage.

Once again, America will manage this impossibility without committing the US Armed Forces to further conflict. America may suffer a small number of causalities, but that's the price we pay for sustainable peace. Peace in our time!

Posted by: Barack the Negotiator at September 03, 2014 08:23 PM (3/wAJ)

298 Blow me... down.

Posted by: a pirate at September 03, 2014 08:23 PM (xhKCK)

299 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVYUPmjJ9bU

Posted by: s738226 at September 03, 2014 08:23 PM (3ekbh)

300 Flog me.

Posted by: the dolphin at September 03, 2014 08:23 PM (1W9F/)

301 Your turn.

Posted by: the barrel at September 03, 2014 08:24 PM (xhKCK)

302 Spam Me.

Posted by: New Comments Thingy at September 03, 2014 08:24 PM (+bSHH)

303 We will fight on the beaches
We will shrink this Nazi menace until it is, y'know, manageable.

Posted by: Winston Churchill at September 03, 2014 08:24 PM (qyomX)

304 Punch me.

Posted by: Clown at September 03, 2014 08:24 PM (mx5oN)

305 Help me.

Posted by: The Fly at September 03, 2014 08:24 PM (JdEZJ)

306 Just beat it.

Posted by: Michael Jackson at September 03, 2014 08:24 PM (+bSHH)

307 what about J f'ing Kerry saying it's our Christian duty to protect Muslim countries from global warming because stewardship???

Posted by: s738226 at September 03, 2014 08:25 PM (3ekbh)

308 Jump me!

Posted by: The Shark at September 03, 2014 08:25 PM (RJMhd)

309 zombie: I did this at an electric-powered-car salesman in the street faire.

The selling of the car wasn't what I chewed him out for. Hey, if the thing works and doesn't explode in the rain, I'm fine with it. What I got angry about was that gov't subsidies were part of the pitch.

Some harsh words were said about those who have to pay for the subsidies. I dimly recall the word "abomination" might have been uttered.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 03, 2014 08:25 PM (3kZUM)

310 Caress me... down.

Posted by: Sublime at September 03, 2014 08:25 PM (1W9F/)

311 288 Give him to Rosie O'Donell as a sex slave... that's real fear
Posted by: MikeH at September 03, 2014 08:21 PM (4OZqu)

But she's not interested in dick. Give him to Lena Dunham. Or Madeline Albright

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 03, 2014 08:25 PM (C3ftc)

312
Fuck me!

Posted by: Sandra the Fluke at September 03, 2014 08:25 PM (3/wAJ)

313 When you look oong into the Abyss, the Abyss also looks long into you. This where you are at now, IMO. Can not get behind cheering for people to die for their beliefs, no matter how misguided. You really need to take a break and reassess some things.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 03, 2014 08:17 PM (ojnk6)


Do yu understand, bud?

The Abyss?

The Shit Abyss?

Posted by: Jim Lahey at September 03, 2014 08:26 PM (Y6xQZ)

314 Choke me

Posted by: The Chicken at September 03, 2014 08:26 PM (ahBY0)

315
287 This guy made Aliyah or whatever they call in in 2006

Aliya is when Jews go to the Promised Land. Hijra is when Muslims migrate into other lands and build a demographic base.

Different concepts - really, based on that Jews aren't interested in dominating the whole world
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 03, 2014 08:20 PM (3kZUM)


I said he made Aliyah: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aliyah

Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 08:26 PM (iQIUe)

316 Choke me.

Posted by: your chicken at September 03, 2014 08:26 PM (bHnlE)

317 >>> 209 My dear L'elle, I have now read the entire thread in question with SH and Ace and that other fellow, at your amiable urging, and have concluded that one should never try to follow the academic wrangling of lawyers whilst consuming vodka.
Posted by: Caliban at September 03, 2014 08:01 PM (xr0+d)

My dear Caliban,

Thank you for reading Ace since no one else does. Yes, your conclusions are correct, but wasn't it all great fun? I hope you enjoyed your leisure reading today. I sure did.

Posted by: L, elle at September 03, 2014 08:26 PM (GNoxC)

318 Beer me

Posted by: the clydesdale at September 03, 2014 08:26 PM (hqVUe)

319
Spank me!

Posted by: The Monkey at September 03, 2014 08:26 PM (3/wAJ)

320 Randy! Mr. Lahey!

Posted by: s738226 at September 03, 2014 08:27 PM (3ekbh)

321 Lota chicken chokers around here.

Posted by: The Fly at September 03, 2014 08:27 PM (JdEZJ)

322 Rock your baby.

Posted by: Wanda Jackson at September 03, 2014 08:27 PM (+bSHH)

323 311 Give him to Lena Dunham.

Gotta go with FenelonSpoke on this one. No one deserves that.

Posted by: Splunge at September 03, 2014 08:27 PM (qyomX)

324 Toss me.

Posted by: The salad at September 03, 2014 08:27 PM (mx5oN)

325 Empty everything you have into me

Posted by: The Trash at September 03, 2014 08:27 PM (4OZqu)

326 Fudd me.

Posted by: Homer at September 03, 2014 08:27 PM (dkesm)

327
Toss my cooter!

Posted by: Margaret Cho at September 03, 2014 08:27 PM (3/wAJ)

328 Ravage me...

Posted by: reg at September 03, 2014 08:28 PM (K+RBk)

329 312
Fuck me!
Posted by: Sandra the Fluke at September 03, 2014 08:25 PM (3/wAJ)


No thanks.

Posted by: The Fly at September 03, 2014 08:28 PM (JdEZJ)

330 "you just condoned the killing of thousands of journalists for what they believe
you have become what you hate"

Nope. I agree with D-Lamp. It was explained to the Democrats that cutting and running from Iraq would cause a bloodbath.

These predictions were based on the experience of Vietnam.

They were perfectly OK with it.

The only thing that has changed is they suddenly realize children are dying in the thousands, and, Americans are targets.

Meanwhile, they're cutting and running from Afghanistan in exactly. The same. Manner.

You guys had better realize, that one-half of the American political spectrum is complicit in mass murder.

Posted by: Chris Balsz at September 03, 2014 08:28 PM (HZLYB)

331 Aliya is when Jews go to the Promised Land.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 03, 2014 08:20 PM (3kZUM)


Aliya? I hit that.

Posted by: R. Kelly at September 03, 2014 08:28 PM (Y6xQZ)

332 Throw me!

Posted by: The Cookies at September 03, 2014 08:28 PM (RJMhd)

333 Doe ray me.

Posted by: Julie Andrews at September 03, 2014 08:28 PM (1W9F/)

334 Sit on it

Posted by: The Fonz at September 03, 2014 08:28 PM (4OZqu)

335 Poke me.

*Tee-hee**

Posted by: Pillsbury Dough Boy at September 03, 2014 08:28 PM (+bSHH)

336 PLUCK ME!!

Posted by: The Possessed Chicken at September 03, 2014 08:28 PM (gwY/i)

337 Bop me

Posted by: Baloney at September 03, 2014 08:28 PM (C3ftc)

338 Bang me like a hurricane

Posted by: The screen door at September 03, 2014 08:29 PM (ahBY0)

339 Aliya is when Jews go to the Promised Land.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 03, 2014 08:20 PM (3kZUM)

Fort Lee?

Posted by: MikeH at September 03, 2014 08:29 PM (4OZqu)

340 Stoke me.

Posted by: The Fire at September 03, 2014 08:29 PM (+bSHH)

341
Cut me!

Posted by: Charles Manson at September 03, 2014 08:29 PM (3/wAJ)

342 yes but we are better than them Chris

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 08:29 PM (zOTsN)

343 >> Can not get behind cheering for people to die for their beliefs, no matter how misguided. You really need to take a break and reassess some things.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 03, 2014 08:17 PM (ojnk6)

Do you regret we torpedoed troopships of the Tokyo Express?

Posted by: Chris Balsz at September 03, 2014 08:29 PM (HZLYB)

344 Fap me....

Posted by: reg at September 03, 2014 08:29 PM (K+RBk)

345 246
you just condoned the killing of thousands of journalists for what they believe





you have become what you hate

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 08:12 PM (zOTsN)


And you are strawmanning. Again, it's not what they believe, it's how they act, and they act in a vicious and evil manner towards me and mine.

I see "Journalists" as a threat to my life. I see them as a threat to my families future. I see them as having done very evil things to get a very evil man into power. I see them constantly working to undermine and destroy every aspect of civilization in our country.

I see them deliberately using a monopoly on information flow to control and direct massive armies of idiots to push other very evil people into positions of power where they can threaten me even more effectively.

You may see ordinary people, I see a fucking Nazi propaganda army setting themselves the task of wiping me and my family out.

Their side certainly has no problems with the thought of rounding us up by the millions (see Bill Ayers) and either forcing us into their Ideological Procrustean bed or killing us if we don't conform.
And do you know what? I hope I am wrong, and that you are right, and that these people don't really end up empowering our destruction, but from all the tea leaves I can read, when this whole freakin mess blows up, the bulk of the blame can be laid at the feet of these "Journalists" who tampered with the electoral process by denying us accurate information.


Posted by: D-Lamp at September 03, 2014 08:29 PM (txvbW)

346 *leans back*

I'm reeeaaaaadyyyy!

Posted by: Elmo at September 03, 2014 08:29 PM (dkesm)

347 267 Ha-ha! Electric cars sales decline.

DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT 6m
Electric vehicle sales running out of gas... http://drudge.tw/1tuEcNv
Posted by: Costanza Defense at September 03, 2014 08:17 PM (ZPrif)

And with that, Tesla announced a 5 billion $ factory to build electric car batteries here in Nevada.

I don't get anything any more.

Posted by: nevadaette at September 03, 2014 08:30 PM (UdicD)

348 Need I say it?

Posted by: Ernie Anastos at September 03, 2014 08:30 PM (4OZqu)

349 Drive me!

Posted by: The Porcelain Bus at September 03, 2014 08:30 PM (C3ftc)

350 Zip me

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 08:30 PM (hqVUe)

351 >>>Aliya? I hit that.

Posted by: R. Kelly at September 03, 2014 08:28 PM (Y6xQZ)<<<

So did I.

Posted by: the ground beneath the plane at September 03, 2014 08:30 PM (1W9F/)

352 320 Randy! Mr. Lahey!
Posted by: s738226 at September 03, 2014 08:27 PM (3ekbh)


Not another night of the Shit Abyss!

Posted by: Randy at September 03, 2014 08:30 PM (Y6xQZ)

353 Nail me.

Posted by: Upholstery tack at September 03, 2014 08:30 PM (b9Yho)

354 Hack me.

Posted by: iCloud at September 03, 2014 08:30 PM (bHnlE)

355 iQIUe / progs, sorry, I didn't know which "this guy" you were talking about.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 03, 2014 08:30 PM (3kZUM)

356 Seek me!

Posted by: That guy at September 03, 2014 08:30 PM (JdEZJ)

357
Post me!

Posted by: Obama Clown Show at September 03, 2014 08:30 PM (3/wAJ)

358 Suck me hard.

Posted by: Jawbreaker at September 03, 2014 08:30 PM (mx5oN)

359 Me Pallizco.

Posted by: Dreamer at September 03, 2014 08:30 PM (+bSHH)

360
Slim my thighs!

Posted by: Debbie Wassermanly Schultz at September 03, 2014 08:31 PM (3/wAJ)

361 Avenge me!

Posted by: Dad Behind the Fence at September 03, 2014 08:31 PM (dkesm)

362 Do you regret we torpedoed troopships of the Tokyo Express?
Posted by: Chris Balsz at September 03, 2014 08:29 PM (HZLYB)

****

You may wanna check out the difference between beliefs and actions.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 03, 2014 08:31 PM (ojnk6)

363 Find ME!

Posted by: Vagina at September 03, 2014 08:31 PM (4OZqu)

364 Brew me.

Posted by: Coffee at September 03, 2014 08:32 PM (+bSHH)

365 Blow me.

Posted by: The balloon at September 03, 2014 08:32 PM (mx5oN)

366 PHONE me.

Posted by: PHONE at September 03, 2014 08:32 PM (eAJwE)

367
Lick my taco!

Posted by: Miley Cyrus at September 03, 2014 08:32 PM (3/wAJ)

368 well this pot isn't going to smoke itself....

Posted by: s738226 the Choom Gangsta at September 03, 2014 08:32 PM (3ekbh)

369 363 Find ME!
Posted by: Vagina at September 03, 2014 08:31 PM (4OZqu)

Find me next!

Posted by: The Clitorus at September 03, 2014 08:32 PM (C3ftc)

370 Rain on me

Posted by: the who? at September 03, 2014 08:33 PM (hqVUe)

371 Slap my ass and call me Sally

Posted by: Bronko Bamma at September 03, 2014 08:33 PM (ahBY0)

372 Split me in half

Posted by: Log at September 03, 2014 08:33 PM (4OZqu)

373 Bend Me, Shape Me

Posted by: The Outsiders at September 03, 2014 08:33 PM (gwY/i)

374 Eat my taco

Posted by: Chipotle at September 03, 2014 08:33 PM (mx5oN)

375 367
Lick my taco!
Posted by: Miley Cyrus at September 03, 2014 08:32 PM (3/wAJ)


I'll pass.

Posted by: The Fly at September 03, 2014 08:33 PM (JdEZJ)

376
Embarrass me?

Posted by: Jo Jo Biden at September 03, 2014 08:33 PM (3/wAJ)

377 Drill me.

Posted by: ANWR at September 03, 2014 08:33 PM (b9Yho)

378 Matt Damon?

Posted by: Matt Damon at September 03, 2014 08:34 PM (4OZqu)

379 Peel men....

Posted by: reg at September 03, 2014 08:34 PM (K+RBk)

380 367 Lick my taco!
Posted by: Miley Cyrus at September 03, 2014 08:32 PM

Back off beotch, I was here first!

Posted by: Britney Spears at September 03, 2014 08:34 PM (C3ftc)

381 Kiss me!

Posted by: Grits at September 03, 2014 08:34 PM (qyomX)

382 Oh come on... I'm not playing this game.

Posted by: Eileen at September 03, 2014 08:34 PM (1W9F/)

383 punish me

Posted by: dads switch at September 03, 2014 08:34 PM (hqVUe)

384
Suck me men!

Posted by: Michael Sam at September 03, 2014 08:34 PM (3/wAJ)

385 you hate their facsim and then you hope to be able to exercise the same level of control, the ability to destroy and even kill someone for their beliefs. You need a moral mirror. You have ket your hate and fear overtake your better angels

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 08:34 PM (zOTsN)

386 Let me blow!

Posted by: Yellowstone Super Volcano at September 03, 2014 08:35 PM (4OZqu)

387 2 more days until Trailer Park Boys Season 8.

who's got your belly?

Posted by: s738226 eating Sam Losco's hot dogs at September 03, 2014 08:35 PM (3ekbh)

388
Fuck Sam, fuck me!

Posted by: Ru Paul at September 03, 2014 08:35 PM (3/wAJ)

389
When you look oong into the Abyss, the Abyss
also looks long into you. This where you are at now, IMO. Can not get
behind cheering for people to die for their beliefs, no matter how
misguided. You really need to take a break and reassess some things.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 03, 2014 08:17 PM (ojnk6)


Well some of us do anyway. Hell, in for a penny, in for a pound.

As far as I'm concerned, certain Islamic beliefs cannot be tolerated. If it comes down to it, i'm all in favor of killing people who hold Islamic beliefs that require them to kill me. I feel the same way about the fucking Nazis, but you may see some possibility of redemption in them that I can't fathom.


And that's it for me. Have to go take care of responsibilities. Yes, i'm a bad person because I think Curtis LeMay had the right Idea regarding war.


Posted by: D-Lamp at September 03, 2014 08:35 PM (txvbW)

390 I need!

Posted by: Ashad at September 03, 2014 08:36 PM (JdEZJ)

391 Spank us!

Posted by: The Inhabitants of Castle Anthrax at September 03, 2014 08:36 PM (C3ftc)

392 well this pot isn't going to smoke itself....
Posted by: s738226 the Choom Gangsta at September 03, 2014 08:32 PM (3ekbh)


Is that all you can think about, fucking cheeseburgers and getting high?

Posted by: Philadelphia Collins at September 03, 2014 08:36 PM (Y6xQZ)

393 Thumbs up me

Posted by: Facebook post at September 03, 2014 08:36 PM (4OZqu)

394 369 363 Find ME!
Posted by: Vagina at September 03, 2014 08:31 PM (4OZqu)

Find me next!
Posted by: The Clitorus at September 03, 2014 08:32 PM (C3ftc)

Then find me!

Posted by: g-spot at September 03, 2014 08:36 PM (bHnlE)

395 I'm so sad, this ME thing was the most fun and the hardest I laughed in a week.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 08:36 PM (hqVUe)

396 Is that all you can think about, fucking cheeseburgers and getting high?

Is this a trick question?

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 03, 2014 08:37 PM (gwY/i)

397 RIP Richard Collins. the Mustard Tiger will be missed.

Posted by: s738226, assitant trailer park supervisor at September 03, 2014 08:37 PM (3ekbh)

398 but we were talking about a jewish journalist

and now you are talking about jihadhis

I never said islamic murderers shouldnt face death

but that was not the subject

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 08:39 PM (zOTsN)

399 Posted by: Chris Balsz at September 03, 2014 08:28 PM (HZLYB)

Note, that after Obama said the rescue on the Mountain was a 'victory'...

They totally quit covering the story... even though foreign press accounts showed there were still THOUSANDS of people left....

Note... no one is following Bergdahl... or trying for interviews, and no reporter is asking where the 5 guys we traded for him are...

No one is asking what the Hell the CIA was doing in Benghazi in the first place...

No one seriously dug into Obama's background... school and such...

I do not wish death on the Press... but neither am I going to overly grieve for them...

My sympathy is for the Troops, who are ordered into harms way, because of some of the ACTIONS of this group.

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 03, 2014 08:39 PM (f0pWu)

400 Wtf? The socks have taken over the thread. Nothing good will come of this.

Have a good night, Ace followers.

Posted by: L, elle at September 03, 2014 08:39 PM (GNoxC)

401 Just 24 hours until Packers-'Hawks. Can't wait.

Meanwhile, catching minor league playoff baseball between the Winnipeg Goldeyes and the Lincoln Saltdogs. Fish are in an early hole, though. . . .

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 08:39 PM (Y6xQZ)

402 'Is that all you can think about, fucking cheeseburgers and getting high? "

Posted by: As long as I'm in rome... at September 03, 2014 08:39 PM (dkesm)

403 'fucking cheeseburgers and getting high? '


You might be doing it wrong. Get high first and then eat the cheeseburger.

Posted by: Ashad at September 03, 2014 08:39 PM (JdEZJ)

404 Yank ME!

Posted by: Chain at September 03, 2014 08:39 PM (4OZqu)

405 Wtf? The socks have taken over the thread. Nothing good will come of this.

Have a good night, Ace followers, not readers.

Posted by: L, elle at September 03, 2014 08:40 PM (GNoxC)

406 400 Wtf? The socks have taken over the thread. Nothing good will come of this.

Have a good night, Ace followers.
Posted by: L, elle at September 03, 2014 08:39 PM (GNoxC)

Run, but you can't hide, we are waiting for you to go to sleep

Posted by: Socks at September 03, 2014 08:40 PM (4OZqu)

407 >>And with that, Tesla announced a 5 billion $ factory to build electric car batteries here in Nevada.

I don't get anything any more.
Posted by: nevadaette at September 03, 2014 08:30 PM (UdicD)

You think the Senate Majority Leader would allow a factory to close in his state over a meager $5,000,000,000.00?

Posted by: Chris Balsz at September 03, 2014 08:41 PM (HZLYB)

408 387 2 more days until Trailer Park Boys Season 8.

who's got your belly?
Posted by: s738226 eating Sam Losco's hot dogs at September 03, 2014 08:35 PM (3ekbh)

--Can't wait, although I'll miss it live. Have you seen Don't Legalize It yet?

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 08:41 PM (Y6xQZ)

409 My dad is not a Mustard Tiger.

Posted by: Tom Collins at September 03, 2014 08:41 PM (Y6xQZ)

410 Ream me.

Posted by: The high capacity copier at September 03, 2014 08:42 PM (mx5oN)

411 Diaper me!

Posted by: Al Roker at September 03, 2014 08:42 PM (kAPuS)

412
So, PBS is airing Fapping with Fidel tonight?

Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 08:43 PM (iQIUe)

413 Phil Collins tribute:

http://youtu.be/d2L20m65xFg

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 08:43 PM (Y6xQZ)

414 Touch me!

Posted by: tommy morrison at September 03, 2014 08:43 PM (JdEZJ)

415 I read "Liberal Fascism" this year. It's the best book on liberalism/progressivism that I believe has ever been written. It was very worth my time.

Posted by: theCork at September 03, 2014 08:44 PM (I3ZHb)

416 Press-fit me.

Posted by: M6 dowel at September 03, 2014 08:44 PM (b9Yho)

417 ThunderB

I like what you said about "becoming the thing you are fighting" or however you said it. Americans ( the good kind) have a higher standard of morality and can still beat their asses. We are not weak just because our politicians are.

Posted by: dumbartist at September 03, 2014 08:44 PM (ahBY0)

418 Wash me!

Posted by: Michael Moore's Underpants at September 03, 2014 08:45 PM (qyomX)

419 all I posted was that I thought it was touching that this jewish man tried to observe his religion while in the worst possible conditions

and from that I get that he should have had his head sawed off and good riddence

it isnt either or

I can be concerned for the troops and for the misguided journalist

think about what you are saying

and romeo while we are at it, what makes you think there aren't military members who are progressives?

because I assure you there are

should thier heads get cut off? or only if they voted for the JEF

think about what you are saying

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 08:45 PM (zOTsN)

420 gotta love the net. just this past week or so i saw all the Drunk And On Drugs Happy Fun Hour, the Don't Legalize It Movie, and the Live in Fuckin' Dublin

very excited to see the Swearnet movie. Love how they are in full Capitalist mode.

Posted by: Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles at September 03, 2014 08:45 PM (3ekbh)

421 Rally around me!

Posted by: at September 03, 2014 08:46 PM (FcR7P)

422 Hot Air has an article up:

The psychological trauma of witnessing an execution

Well shit how about The psychological trauma of witnessing Lena Dunham?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 03, 2014 08:46 PM (oFCZn)

423 Breathe me!

Posted by: Chuck Hagel's Brain Farts at September 03, 2014 08:46 PM (RJMhd)

424 con me

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 08:46 PM (hqVUe)

425 dick me

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 08:47 PM (hqVUe)

426 erase me

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 08:47 PM (hqVUe)

427 forget me

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 08:47 PM (hqVUe)

428 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6ldbqnxLfw

Posted by: Corey and Trevor got away at September 03, 2014 08:47 PM (3ekbh)

429 Me Me!

Posted by: King Putz at September 03, 2014 08:48 PM (JdEZJ)

430 LMAO, the line was actually "Randy, my son is missing, and all you can worry about is drugs and fucking cheeseburgers?!"

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 08:48 PM (Y6xQZ)

431 gall me

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 08:48 PM (hqVUe)

432 mourn me

Posted by: Your Better Self at September 03, 2014 08:48 PM (zOTsN)

433 hate me

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 08:48 PM (hqVUe)

434 Be thankful that you even saw me

Posted by: September at September 03, 2014 08:49 PM (ahBY0)

435 Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 08:45 PM (zOTsN)

Did I say cut peoples heads off?

Did I say there were no progressives in the Military I RETIRED from?

What I did say was that the MSM, by and large, has proven itself in league with those who wish to destroy our Freedoms and way of life...

And so I will not GRIEVE for them...

But please.... strawman on.... its amusing...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 03, 2014 08:49 PM (f0pWu)

436 irritate me

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 08:49 PM (hqVUe)

437 jokin me

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 08:49 PM (hqVUe)

438 kill me

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 08:49 PM (hqVUe)

439 D-lamp is a psychotic who takes joy in the deaths of celebrities because they are liberals. And in journalists because they are liberals.

He has advocated violence against journalists for quite awhile here. But he has gone to a vague "do something" about the media to hide the violence he wants to perform. Same with his joy at celebrity deaths. He was getting smacked down hard after robin Williams death so he started talking about vague "enemies" in his posts to cover his sickness.

Someone should send ace a message on twitter and see how he feels about someone commenting on his blog hoping ISIS kills thousands of journalists.

D-lamp needs to have it made abundantly clear that his sick psychotic fetishes of wishing for death on people is not acceptable.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 03, 2014 08:50 PM (AgDB6)

440 I don't get anything any more.

It's all about sustainable industries- those can be sustained through gov't largesse.

Posted by: t-bird at September 03, 2014 08:50 PM (FcR7P)

441 Fear me.

Posted by: King Putz at September 03, 2014 08:51 PM (JdEZJ)

442 lionize me

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 08:51 PM (hqVUe)

443 mock me

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 08:51 PM (hqVUe)

444 Put me in the corner.

Posted by: Baby at September 03, 2014 08:52 PM (+bSHH)

445 Wow, I just got here. WTF is going on?

Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at September 03, 2014 08:53 PM (8FyP4)

446 Eat me!


(okay, okay I quit.)

Posted by: Joe Biden's Back to School Glue at September 03, 2014 08:53 PM (RJMhd)

447 i remember when my wife left me.....she came over on my birthday....it probably was the best chance for an earnest reconciliation.....and so of course we got high and i made her watch The Bible Pimp episode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US6pWjvJJSE

Posted by: Bubbles can read at September 03, 2014 08:53 PM (3ekbh)

448 420 gotta love the net. just this past week or so i saw all the Drunk And On Drugs Happy Fun Hour, the Don't Legalize It Movie, and the Live in Fuckin' Dublin

very excited to see the Swearnet movie. Love how they are in full Capitalist mode.

Posted by: Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles at September 03, 2014 08:45 PM (3ekbh)

--The Don't Legalize It DVD has a piss-your-pants funny mini-doc about a couple members of the crew cock-bombing equipment and the others trying to catch them. If you can find it off-line it's worth watching.

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 08:53 PM (Y6xQZ)

449 Beat me!

Posted by: Dead horse socks at September 03, 2014 08:53 PM (glk59)

450 Close Me!

Posted by: Barn Door at September 03, 2014 08:54 PM (o3MSL)

451 Wow, I just got here. WTF is going on?
Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at September 03, 2014 08:53 PM (8FyP4)

***

Scroll back. All will become clear.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 03, 2014 08:54 PM (ojnk6)

452 Insolent? You should place them in a burlap sack and beat them with reeds--pretty standard, really.

Posted by: HR -- SMOD 2016 or else at September 03, 2014 08:54 PM (hO8IJ)

453 Squirt me

Posted by: reg at September 03, 2014 08:54 PM (K+RBk)

454 I don't like the D-lamp types very much. They tend to drop the proverbial Baby Ruth in the proverbial country club pool.

Today was one of the best days on the HQ in a long time. Ace was bubbly like I ain't seen in some time.

Some other folks just need to lighten up. Rage drains the soul like no other emotion.

Posted by: Art Cognomen, Ascared about Winter at September 03, 2014 08:55 PM (dkesm)

455 you know, in the war for the soul of humanity, i kind of agree with the scorched earth. i guess if their holy book didn't say kill, convert, subjugate or else, it might be a lil different...but except for the womens and kids.....let's dance.

my .2 cents

Posted by: Bubbles can read at September 03, 2014 08:57 PM (3ekbh)

456 mace me

Posted by: not a dog, just a perp, they shoot dogs at September 03, 2014 08:57 PM (hqVUe)

457
Romeo part of that was in response to D-Lamp. But noting that someone is trying to practice their faith in the midst of these monsters is nor "overly grieving".

D-Lamp said he wished ISIS had executed thousands of journalists. Maybe you were unaware of that when you agreed with him

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 08:57 PM (zOTsN)

458 Send me.

Posted by: Sam Cooke at September 03, 2014 08:58 PM (u2bxl)

459 Bubble no one is saying dont kill jihadis

I got no problem with that. the subject was journalists

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 08:59 PM (zOTsN)

460 "380 367 Lick my taco!
Posted by: Miley Cyrus at September 03, 2014 08:32 PM

Back off beotch, I was here first! "

Now we're talkin'!

Posted by: The Fly at September 03, 2014 08:59 PM (rM4er)

461 Pull me.

Posted by: The Finger at September 03, 2014 08:59 PM (rM4er)

462 Clearly, none of you guys have read Liberal Fascism, because I haven't seen a single comment about the semiotic relevance of the volcano that Goldberg makes such a big deal about in chapter 34.

Posted by: A. Pendragon attempting Meta at September 03, 2014 08:59 PM (wJliR)

463 >Someone should send ace a message on twitter and see how he feels about someone commenting on his blog hoping ISIS kills thousands of journalists.

D-lamp needs to have it made abundantly clear that his sick psychotic fetishes of wishing for death on people is not acceptable.
Posted by: Buzzion at September 03, 2014 08:50 PM (AgDB6)

Awesome. You will save the lives of thousands of journalists to lose another war.

Millions of civilians abandoned to Islamic terror...well if you wait long enough, it will be moot, won't it?

"We will not tire, we will not falter, we will not fail." Wrong 3 times.

Posted by: Chris Balsz at September 03, 2014 08:59 PM (HZLYB)

464 Got a question for any Obamacare-knowledgable morons. Much as I'd like to avoid it given the debacle that heath insurance has turned into with Obamacare, I need to buy some heath insurance.

But, I want to avoid all the horror stories I've been reading about. I've been checking it out, and unfortunately, still don't understand exactly how Obamacare works, nor how to best avoid putting my personal information in the government's ever so trustworthy hands.

Wat do, morons?

Posted by: Screw Obamacare at September 03, 2014 09:00 PM (jrWg5)

465 Call me.


(Am I doing this right?)

Posted by: Blondie at September 03, 2014 09:00 PM (8FyP4)

466 447 i remember when my wife left me.....she came over on my birthday....it probably was the best chance for an earnest reconciliation.....and so of course we got high and i made her watch The Bible Pimp episode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US6pWjvJJSE
Posted by: Bubbles can read at September 03, 2014 08:53 PM (3ekbh)

--Heh, I forgot where I read it, but someone wrote that the Bible pimp talked like an adult character on South Park. I wonder if that was the inspiration.

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 09:00 PM (Y6xQZ)

467 Scroll back. All will become clear.

Sounds like an answer from a magic 8 ball.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 03, 2014 09:01 PM (W5DcG)

468 oogle me

Posted by: kate upton of course at September 03, 2014 09:01 PM (hqVUe)

469 Eat me.

Posted by: The Delta Tau Chi Parade Float at September 03, 2014 09:01 PM (u2bxl)

470 Take my advice do not waste time on this Ghost Planes show on H2. Shaping up to be a total waste of two hours. So far no alien abductions, but still got roughly an hour to go.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2014 09:02 PM (EAkoa)

471 "Clearly, none of you guys have read Liberal Fascism, because I haven't seen a single comment about the semiotic relevance of the volcano that Goldberg makes such a big deal about in chapter 34."
-Posted by: A. Pendragon attempting Meta at September 03, 2014 08:59 PM (wJliR)

Not only have I read it, I got the lead in the Movie.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at September 03, 2014 09:02 PM (CCBmg)

472 pork me

Posted by: kate upton of course at September 03, 2014 09:02 PM (hqVUe)

473 Chris Balz I reject your premise that the choice is either to kill journalists or lose the war on terror

think

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 09:02 PM (zOTsN)

474
Before joining the State Department, I lived in Los Angles and was a Valley Girl, but you would never believe that about me because I'm very cool and orderly in my presentation.

Posted by: Jen Psaki at September 03, 2014 09:02 PM (3/wAJ)

475 Personally, I have no fucking interest in us being "better' than them when it comes to these jihadi pricks. They are barbarians, and the more brutal they die the better. These motherfuckers kill women and kids like its free. I don't a shit about a moral upper hand when it comes to them. If they start shit here and start shooting up schools my biggest decision of the day will be wither to slit their fucking throats over a gold bowl, or cover their face with a koran before plowing a .45 ACP through it. Fucking period.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2014 09:02 PM (FMbng)

476 quiz me

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 09:03 PM (hqVUe)

477 Beheading a bunch of journalist will not fix anything. Why would you advocate that?

Posted by: freaked at September 03, 2014 09:03 PM (JdEZJ)

478 shit me

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 09:03 PM (hqVUe)

479 tat me

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 09:04 PM (hqVUe)

480 Millions of civilians abandoned to Islamic terror...well if you wait long enough, it will be moot, won't it?

"We will not tire, we will not falter, we will not fail." Wrong 3 times.
Posted by: Chris Balsz at September 03, 2014 08:59 PM (HZLYB)

*******

The comments made were specific to this blog. Nice Strawman though. I'm guessing it took 5 bales to construct. Amirite?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 03, 2014 09:04 PM (ojnk6)

481 Feed me Seymour!

Posted by: Audrey II at September 03, 2014 09:04 PM (C3ftc)

482 Eat me with a spoon

Posted by: dog at September 03, 2014 09:04 PM (ahBY0)

483 underestimate me

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 09:04 PM (hqVUe)

484 Berserker NO ONE IS SAYING DONT KILL JIHADIS

NO ONE


NOT ONE PERSON

we are talking about killing journalists

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 09:04 PM (zOTsN)

485 vote me

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 09:05 PM (hqVUe)

486 Mr. Dennehy! Your performance was earth-shattering! Especially the bits with that guy that looks like Crispin Glover!

Posted by: A. Pendragon attempting Meta at September 03, 2014 09:05 PM (wJliR)

487 watch me

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 09:05 PM (hqVUe)

488 Do me, but don't do me like that.

Posted by: The Heartbreakers at September 03, 2014 09:05 PM (u2bxl)

489 you know obama has never been in a fight in his life.

you can just see that, right? he's never thrown a punch or taken one.

Posted by: S738226 at September 03, 2014 09:05 PM (3ekbh)

490 well x just sucks

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 09:06 PM (hqVUe)

491 Someone Stop Me.

Please.

I need medication.

Posted by: Binfoil Taby at September 03, 2014 09:06 PM (CCBmg)

492 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2014 09:02 PM (FMbng)



Hey riddle the jihadis bodies with bullets. Slaughter them and give them the vlad tepis treatment for all I care. But hoping they kill thousands of journalists before we do that to them like d-lamp and Chris balz want them to do? No thanks.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 03, 2014 09:06 PM (z/Ubi)

493 Ace, buys ink by the barrel.

Posted by: Jean at September 03, 2014 09:06 PM (TETYm)

494 Today was one of the best days on the HQ in a long time.


No need to thank me.

Posted by: SH at September 03, 2014 09:06 PM (xyDFm)

495 This might be a little OT and better asked in the Sunday Book Thread, but has anyone heard of this book Liberal Fascism by Jonah Goldberg? I've never read it but heard it's not bad.

Posted by: mugiwara at September 03, 2014 09:06 PM (3a584)

496 "The comments made were specific to this blog. Nice Strawman though. I'm guessing it took 5 bales to construct. Amirite?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 03, 2014 09:04 PM "

Please clarify what comments you think I'm evading. I think it more likely you're talking about something I'm not, than I'm building some strawman.

Posted by: Chris Balsz at September 03, 2014 09:06 PM (HZLYB)

497 yell,me

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 09:07 PM (hqVUe)

498 "The comments made were specific to this blog. Nice Strawman though. I'm guessing it took 5 bales to construct. Amirite?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 03, 2014 09:04 PM "

Please clarify what comments you think I'm evading. I think it more likely you're talking about something I'm not, than I'm building some strawman.

Posted by: Chris Balsz at September 03, 2014 09:07 PM (HZLYB)

499 Obama won't protect them, ISIS won't protect them, fellow journalists won't cover them. What's it going to take?

Posted by: t-bird at September 03, 2014 09:07 PM (FcR7P)

500 zap me

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 09:07 PM (hqVUe)

501 Wat do, morons?
Posted by: Screw Obamacare at September 03, 2014 09:00 PM (jrWg5)

******

A few Rons and Ettes seem to be having good luck with Christian Healtcare cost sharing Ministries. May be worth a look. Good luck.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 03, 2014 09:07 PM (ojnk6)

502 Jen Psaki said the president is "concerned" about ISIS' latest beheading, but outraged over the current minimum wage

Posted by: Tweets of the Dumb at September 03, 2014 06:47 PM (ZPrif)


Well, maybe they'd get better quality beheadings if ISIS paid better than minimum wage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2014 09:08 PM (2w1g0)

503 we are talking about killing journalists

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 09:04 PM (zOTsN)

Oh I know, I didn't even mention them. I was just getting my thoughts out about the muslim scumbags.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2014 09:08 PM (FMbng)

504 Posted by: A. Pendragon attempting Meta at September 03, 2014 09:05 PM (wJliR)

Please. You're too kind. The hardest part of that film was making the viewer believe that "progressives" could understand a mirror being held to their faces.

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at September 03, 2014 09:08 PM (CCBmg)

505 475 Personally, I have no fucking interest in us being "better' than them when it comes to these jihadi pricks.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2014 09:02 PM (FMbng)

Bers, no one has said they were opposed to that. We're taking exception to people saying we should be right wing versions of bill ayres & off journalists for their progressive thought crimes.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 03, 2014 09:09 PM (C3ftc)

506 "you know obama has never been in a fight in his life."

Other things that Bronco Bama has never done:

Drive a truck, with a stick shift...

Possibly driven any motor vehicle, actually.

Made his own sammich.

Watched Animal House

Engaged in self-deprecating humor

Hiked in the mountains.

Watched a sunset

Posted by: Art Cognomen, Ascared about Winter at September 03, 2014 09:09 PM (dkesm)

507 Chris Balz you seemed to be saying that we will lose the war on terror unless thousands of journalists are beheaded. Surely you dont mean that

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 09:09 PM (zOTsN)

508 and for you number fans, 69 me

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 09:10 PM (hqVUe)

509 Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 09:05 PM

Uh, it's not funny without the appropriate sock.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 03, 2014 09:10 PM (C3ftc)

510 Please clarify what comments you think I'm evading. I think it more likely you're talking about something I'm not, than I'm building some strawman.
Posted by: Chris Balsz at September 03, 2014 09:06 PM (HZLYB)

*****

Go back to the comment that you quoted and then responded to. This lead to my response

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 03, 2014 09:10 PM (ojnk6)

511 They kept him for a year which means I dont think they figured out he was Jewish. I didn't agree with his politics but I found his attempt at resistance in captivity, to try and be an observant jew in the worst circumstances, very touching

-
Yeah. I'll never be John McClane killing terrorists and whatnot but maybe we can perform small acts of courage that will make our lives and the world better.

Or as Admiral Lord Nelson may have said, blow the man down.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 03, 2014 09:11 PM (8MlTP)

512 Bers, no one has said they were opposed to that.
We're taking exception to people saying we should be right wing versions
of bill ayres off journalists for their progressive thought
crimes.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 03, 2014 09:09 PM (C3ftc)

Yeah I understand that. I don't want to see that either. On the other hand, there are a few 5th column types that I totally would not cry over either.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2014 09:11 PM (FMbng)

513 Berserker sorry I yelled. I got very upset at the thought that any one would think I would object to obliterating these monsters

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 09:12 PM (zOTsN)

514 506 "you know obama has never been in a fight in his life."

Other things that Bronco Bama has never done:

Drive a truck, with a stick shift...

Possibly driven any motor vehicle, actually.

Made his own sammich.

Watched Animal House

Engaged in self-deprecating humor

Hiked in the mountains.

Watched a sunset
Posted by: Art Cognomen, Ascared about Winter at September 03, 2014 09:09 PM (dkesm)


--Eaten bacon

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 09:13 PM (Y6xQZ)

515 I think Branco Bama has probably donee all those things, with the possible exception of watching "Animal House"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2014 09:13 PM (glk59)

516 Haven't read many of the comments, but I'm *not* conflicted about the deaths of either of these journalists. They did not deserve what happened to them. We're not talking about Hitler here.

Posted by: Y-not at September 03, 2014 09:14 PM (zDsvJ)

517 now if the "journalist" is actually a jihadi, a war fighter


I got no problem with that

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 09:14 PM (zOTsN)

518 Other things that Bronco Bama has never done:

Drive a truck, with a stick shift...

Possibly driven any motor vehicle, actually.

Made his own sammich.

Watched Animal House

Engaged in self-deprecating humor

Hiked in the mountains.

Watched a sunset

-
Admit a mistake
Pick up a check
Do an honest day's work

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 03, 2014 09:14 PM (8MlTP)

519 512 On the other hand, there are a few 5th column types that I totally would not cry over either.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2014 09:11 PM (FMbng)

Yeah, and that's when you think quietly, to YOURSELF, "whoa karma's a bitch"

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 03, 2014 09:15 PM (C3ftc)

520 You were given the choice between war and dishonour. You chose dishonour and you will have war.

Posted by: Stuff Churchill Actually Said at September 03, 2014 09:15 PM (Y6xQZ)

521 sorry bebe, I had to get them out of my head before it sploded, gave up on socks part of the way through the alphabet.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 09:16 PM (hqVUe)

522
Yes, everything must be taken literally and no one can express frustration except in the form of puppehs, kittehs, and rainbows.

Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 09:16 PM (iQIUe)

523 'Other things that Bronco Bama has never done:'

We could go on all night with these. I gotta couple.

Changed a flat tire.
Put a worm on a hook.
Built anything out of wood or metal.
Been a real American

Shall I go on?

Posted by: freaked at September 03, 2014 09:17 PM (JdEZJ)

524 The last word in lonesome is me.

(I really don't think I'm doing this right)

Posted by: Roger Miller at September 03, 2014 09:17 PM (8FyP4)

525 yanno, what I find most disturbing is all the calling for embannenment over differences of opinion.
speaking your fucking mind used to be ok here even if your view was unpopular.
this is the third time in about a month.

that's how it started at small verdant ovoids, too; I'm really hoping ace and the cobs are smarter than that.

slippery slope, anyone? extra butter with that?

Posted by: the tenth nazgul at September 03, 2014 09:17 PM (ejb/Q)

526 516 Haven't read many of the comments, but I'm *not* conflicted about the deaths of either of these journalists. They did not deserve what happened to them. We're not talking about Hitler here.


Didn't bother to read any of the comments. Don't need to.


They wore their skirt too short. Pure and simple. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 03, 2014 09:18 PM (v3BJ5)

527 I've read a lot about Churchill and I've read a number of books by Churchill. Early in the 1930's he was raising the alarm about the rise of Nazi Germany, but no one wanted to listen. In September of 1939 he was vindicated. Now we have John F'n Kerry running around the globe screaming that "Globull Warmening" is going to be the death of us all, and the Mocha Messiah running right behind him f'n that same chicken to death. ISIS? Misguided yutes, and besides, they're the JV. Putin? Living in the past and with our cleverly guided hashtag war, he will be just rubble on the messy pile of history.
As for the "journalists", Pravda never had it so good. It's not so much that they lie to us, that's a given. It's that they glory in those lies. And when the knife is at their throat, the last thing they will vocalize will be "Why me? What did I do wrong?" I feel no sympathy.

Posted by: lfw - 18 days to retirement at September 03, 2014 09:18 PM (vVSOO)

528
Berserker sorry I yelled. I got very upset at the thought that any one
would think I would object to obliterating these monsters

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 09:12 PM (zOTsN)

I totally get where you're coming from with the journalists. The thing is to separate the rank and file from the true 5th column types. One side is just stupid, the other side are propagandists that have definitely sides with evil. You can burn that side alive for all I care.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 03, 2014 09:18 PM (FMbng)

529 Why are we getting the family members of people killed by illegal immigrants in front of cameras asking why their Democrat member of Congress isn't getting after Obama to get busy deporting people?

Why don't Conservatives have them asking tough questions about those kind of things.

Why aren't we introducing Legislation named after dead children that gives the individual States the right to Deport illegal Aliens and then go after the Dems when they fail to pass it or even take it up?

We have Tea Party groups right? Why are they doing that kind of thing?

Posted by: southdakotaboy at September 03, 2014 09:18 PM (yh4lQ)

530 I reserve the "Not Shedding a Tear" -Thing for true Evil. I'll leave the misled, ignorant, incorrect, divergent of thought and non-combat enemies to their own devices.

Even as I release ridicule, scorn and righteous indignation? I pray for them.

I "Wish" death upon no man. I highly recommend "Justice" for All.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2014 09:19 PM (CCBmg)

531 dang me

Posted by: roger miller at September 03, 2014 09:19 PM (hqVUe)

532 Shall I go on?
Posted by: freaked at September 03, 2014 09:17 PM (JdEZJ)

******

Used a tool.

Worked a 12 hour day.

Worked a 10 hour day.

Worked an 8 hour day.

Opened the hood on a car.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 03, 2014 09:20 PM (ojnk6)

533 Other things that Bronco Bama has never done:



Drive a truck, with a stick shift...



Possibly driven any motor vehicle, actually.



Made his own sammich.



Watched Animal House



Engaged in self-deprecating humor



Hiked in the mountains.



Watched a sunset



-

Admit a mistake

Pick up a check

Do an honest day's work



Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 03, 2014 09:14 PM (8MlTP)
Upheld the Constitution of the United States.

Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2014 09:20 PM (8lmkt)

534 Other things that Bronco Bama has never done:

Drive a truck, with a stick shift...

Possibly driven any motor vehicle, actually.

Made his own sammich.

Watched Animal House

Engaged in self-deprecating humor

Hiked in the mountains.

Watched a sunset

Posted by: Art Cognomen, Ascared about Winter at September 03, 2014 09:09 PM


also:

Changed a tire (or an air filter)

Changed a diaper

Changed a light bulb

Mowed a lawn

Mowed several lawns for grocery money

Painted a house

Painted a house for mortgage money

I could go on (& on & on & on)

Posted by: Sasha at September 03, 2014 09:20 PM (KCxzN)

535 $15/hr head flippers for ISIS?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2014 09:20 PM (EAkoa)

536 I (ca)me.

Posted by: Newbaum Turk at September 03, 2014 09:20 PM (8FyP4)

537 more stuff Bronco Bama ain't done:

Eaten at Del Taco

Lit a brick of Black Cats

Confessed his sins

Sunk more than two free throws consecutively.

Won an argument with Moochelle.

Posted by: Art Cognomen, Ascared about Winter at September 03, 2014 09:20 PM (dkesm)

538 Sure, we could go in there and fix that shit but we're not. I can see where older vets get pissed, but it ain't going to happen. So there is where we sit until it changes.

Posted by: dumbartist at September 03, 2014 09:21 PM (ahBY0)

539 Santana at Woodstock. Pretty good jam.

http://youtu.be/AqZceAQSJvc

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 03, 2014 09:21 PM (gwY/i)

540 hang me

Posted by: roger miller at September 03, 2014 09:21 PM (hqVUe)

541 So, some assholes pissed Ace off today and gave him a headache? I wish he were a little more into beheading these twerps.

Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2014 09:21 PM (8lmkt)

542 Heh:

Paul A. Rahe
September 2, 2014
"This past weekend, the American Political Science Association (ASPA) held its annual meeting in Washington, DC. It was a huge affair, involving 53 “divisions” and 60 “related groups,” and featuring more than one thousand separate panels. Here is the kicker: this year, there were no sessions at all devoted to an assessment of the foreign policy of Barack Obama, and not one panel was dedicated to an examination of Obama’s domestic policy."

Posted by: Daybrother at September 03, 2014 09:22 PM (h8e8S)

543 /sock

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 09:22 PM (Y6xQZ)

544 High from the highest tree ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 03, 2014 09:22 PM (v3BJ5)

545 fire me

Posted by: my old boss at September 03, 2014 09:22 PM (hqVUe)

546 Woman would you weep for me?

Posted by: Roger Miller at September 03, 2014 09:23 PM (8FyP4)

547 that's how it started at small verdant ovoids, too; I'm really hoping ace and the cobs are smarter than that.

slippery slope, anyone? extra butter with that?
Posted by: the tenth nazgul at September 03, 2014 09:17 PM (ejb/Q)

****

Ya gotta kinda draw the line at the advocation of the deaths of thousands of journalists. Aside from that, no issues. Ya feelin me here?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 03, 2014 09:23 PM (ojnk6)

548 525 yanno, what I find most disturbing is all the calling for embannenment over differences of opinion.
speaking your fucking mind used to be ok here even if your view was unpopular.
this is the third time in about a month.

that's how it started at small verdant ovoids, too; I'm really hoping ace and the cobs are smarter than that.

slippery slope, anyone? extra butter with that?
Posted by: the tenth nazgul at September 03, 2014 09:17 PM (ejb/Q)


There's difference of opinion. There's sparking an unpopular view. And then there's spewing mentally deranged crap that there is no need to tolerate.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 03, 2014 09:23 PM (z/Ubi)

549 "So, some assholes pissed Ace off today and gave him a headache? I wish he were a little more into beheading these twerps."
-Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2014 09:21 PM (8lmkt)

No, no... it was all in good humor. Heather Radish and dan-o mentioned something that was already mentioned in the post.

Ace was joking with them, (and that) all day.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2014 09:23 PM (CCBmg)

550 Actually, Peaches, it was two Morons in good standing and Ace was in an unusually good mood and it became one of the best days in the HQ in a long time.

And I just realized that I need a life.

Posted by: Art Cognomen, Ascared about Winter at September 03, 2014 09:23 PM (dkesm)

551 off, sock

Posted by: AltonJackson is not diggin' this port 1080 shit at September 03, 2014 09:23 PM (KCxzN)

552 that's how it started at small verdant ovoids, too; I'm really hoping ace and the cobs are smarter than that.

Rolls eyes. It was only a matter of time before this bs got trotted out.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 03, 2014 09:23 PM (C3ftc)

553 Peaches ... for cryin' out loud, just consider the logistics.


For Ace to behead somebody, either he needs a step-ladder or they need to squat.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 03, 2014 09:24 PM (v3BJ5)

554 OT
OT
what about that 1.2 million Eric Cantor got for a Golden Parachute after he pissed on his district ?
Crime pays for Rino's ehh

Posted by: 7 Days in May at September 03, 2014 09:24 PM (HJyaR)

555
Our quality of life is already in the toilet due to inflation, no jobs, and the fact they want to let every illegal asshole into this country. On top of it, they want to screw us even more with this AGW scam.

If the gop comes back in 2016 or anytime afterwards, they better be prepared to roll all this shit back.

Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 09:24 PM (iQIUe)

556 541 So, some assholes pissed Ace off today and gave him a headache? I wish he were a little more into beheading these twerps.
Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2014 09:21 PM (8lmkt)

It's an all day running joke peaches.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 03, 2014 09:24 PM (z/Ubi)

557 I would throw all of those bastards over to have a Churchill right now.

Posted by: lfw - 16 days to retirement at September 03, 2014 09:24 PM (vVSOO)

558 you can't roller skate in a buffalo herd

Posted by: roger miller at September 03, 2014 09:25 PM (hqVUe)

559 not up to me who is banned and who isn't. But the idea that I am being overly sensitive when someone literally advocated for the beheading of thousands of journalists? I reserve the right to challange that thinking.

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 09:25 PM (zOTsN)

560 I know one thing Bronco has not done for sure, had sex with a woman.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 03, 2014 09:25 PM (ucDmr)

561 Of course, I meant figuratively beheading them. Sorry, just home from a long day at the workie place and trying, in a very half-assed way, to catch up.

Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2014 09:25 PM (8lmkt)

562 559 not up to me who is banned and who isn't. But the idea that I am being overly sensitive when someone literally advocated for the beheading of thousands of journalists? I reserve the right to challange that thinking.


And I reserve the right to piss in their collective water cooler, if ever given the opportunity.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 03, 2014 09:26 PM (v3BJ5)

563 541 So, some assholes pissed Ace off today and gave him a headache? I wish he were a little more into beheading these twerps.
Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2014 09:21 PM (8lmkt)


Nah Peaches. Ace was having fun with it, ran with the joke all day.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 03, 2014 09:27 PM (C3ftc)

564 small verdant ovoids

Those fuckers get me every time, damn

Posted by: dumbartist at September 03, 2014 09:27 PM (ahBY0)

565 Ace was in an unusually good mood and it became one of the best days in the HQ in a long time.

It really was.

I should shut down the computer and sew some chutes for my drone-alligator paratroopers.

Posted by: HR -- SMOD 2016 or else at September 03, 2014 09:27 PM (hO8IJ)

566 "..makes you wanta go 'Heidi-ho'..."

I think we've all spent enough time in the way-back seat of the station wagon, listenin' to the Roger Miller's Greatest Hits" 8-track over & over & over...

Posted by: Roger Miller at September 03, 2014 09:28 PM (KCxzN)

567 We have a magical island for deposed dictators. It's called Oahu. We can probably spiff up Marcos' old digs.



Posted by: All Hail Eris at September 03, 2014 07:38 PM (QBm1P)

Gitmo has some rooms reserved for foreign muslims who have harmed the USA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2014 09:28 PM (2w1g0)

568 >>So, some assholes pissed Ace off today and gave him a headache?

Hi Peaches!
I was checking from my phone, but it looked to me like he was joshing with them about them not reading his post before commenting on it.

Posted by: Y-not at September 03, 2014 09:28 PM (zDsvJ)

569 Santana at Woodstock. Pretty good jam.

http://youtu.be/AqZceAQSJvc
Posted by: Theodore Rex


Fun Fact: Santana wasn't supposed to go on for hours and hours but because of the traffic jams and problems bringing in musicians by helicopter they were told to go onstage before they were anywhere near prepared. Carlos, for instance, had just taken acid about a hour or two before. He said later that at some point during his big solo in Soul Sacrifice he hallucinated that the neck of his Gibson SG guitar had turned into a large snake.

Posted by: Daybrother at September 03, 2014 09:28 PM (h8e8S)

570 HR ... how's shit in NapTown ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 03, 2014 09:28 PM (v3BJ5)

571 peaches all I said was that I thought it was touching that this second beheaded journalist, who is the grandson of holocaust survivors, tried to observe Yom Kippur by fasting while in captivity to these monsters

and I got an avalance of who cares and he deserved it and there should be more

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 09:28 PM (zOTsN)

572 Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2014 09:25 PM (8lmkt)

Silly Rabbit.

I once drew the Trix rabbit with a gun to his head and a pile of multi-colored turds in a pile underneath him.

The thought-bubble from the gunman said "Trix is for kids."

I got an "A" in art class and a lot of High School laughs. I'd like to see that nowadays without being sent to the principal, three counselors and perhaps a psychiatric ward.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2014 09:30 PM (CCBmg)

573 King of the Road was my favorite when I was just a kid.

Posted by: roger miller at September 03, 2014 09:30 PM (hqVUe)

574 that's what I'm saying, it always starts with a perfectly good reason for doing it just this once, because some people just have no sense of decency, and what are the good people gonna do about it, anyway, something must be done, & now.

again, extra butter with that?

Posted by: the tenth nazgul at September 03, 2014 09:30 PM (ejb/Q)

575
So, what are you guys really saying? Ace got laid?

Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 09:30 PM (iQIUe)

576 SH?

dan-O?


Only human sacrifice can save us from ace's petty yet vindictive thread-lock.


Into the volcano.

Posted by: this aged , handcrafted thread brought to you by ace's bruised ego at September 03, 2014 09:30 PM (vKNr/)

577 avalance is unfair really just one poster in particular who was very prolific

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 09:31 PM (zOTsN)

578 I would not want to be one of the additional 350 sent to help secure the Baghdad Embassy. Their ROE must suck.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 03, 2014 09:31 PM (ojnk6)

579 Ace was in an unusually good mood and it became one of the best days in the HQ in a long time.

____________________________________________

And I missed most of it. Stupid job...

Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at September 03, 2014 09:31 PM (8FyP4)

580 re, the calls for journalists' heads:

Posting stupid shit is one thing. Even doing it repeatedly is one thing - if you figure out you're being stupid and dial it all back. Part of the reason we're here is to learn from others.

Beyond a certain point the chicken is going to peck back. That's the point where one has to rethink what one is doing.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 03, 2014 09:32 PM (3kZUM)

581 ...He said later that at some point during his big solo in Soul Sacrifice he hallucinated that the neck of his Gibson SG guitar had turned into a large snake.

Posted by: Daybrother at September 03, 2014 09:28 PM


That explains a few things...

Posted by: Roger Miller at September 03, 2014 09:32 PM (KCxzN)

582 Slap! How you doin. If you did that today, you would be award of the court. Until you were 21.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 03, 2014 09:32 PM (ucDmr)

583 Ooooh, Mystery Diners is on.

Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at September 03, 2014 09:32 PM (8FyP4)

584 Stupid job...

Work is the curse of the drinking class.

Posted by: William Archibald Spooner at September 03, 2014 09:32 PM (gwY/i)

585 Looks like tenth nazgul is really concerned about the health of this blog.

I mean, do we want to be part of a blog community that doesn't welcome the decapitation of our fellow Americans?

I, for one, will not stand idly by and let people who are calling for the decapitation of Americans on YouTube be criticized!

Posted by: Y-not at September 03, 2014 09:33 PM (zDsvJ)

586 and I got an avalance of who cares and he deserved it and there should be more

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 09:28 PM (zOTsN)
jeez, really? just glad the ewok was able to have some fun with it. and, yes, that was very touching how Sotloff faked illness to be observant and they never knew he had the dual citizenship.

Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2014 09:33 PM (8lmkt)

587 The next thing you know, we'll be making our good friends from Stormfront feel unwelcome!

*flounces off*

Posted by: Y-not at September 03, 2014 09:33 PM (zDsvJ)

588 The video from the sidebar Ass Whoopin' Russian Furry Style is fucking hilarious!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 09:33 PM (mx5oN)

589 I'm damn-good Chavez.

Yeah... no doubt.

"HE DREW A GUN!!!111eleven!!1

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2014 09:33 PM (CCBmg)

590 Banning is for people who won't get a clue and have no damn intention of getting a clue, like that Hector tool.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 03, 2014 09:34 PM (3kZUM)

591 I should shut down the computer and sew some chutes for my drone-alligator paratroopers.

Posted by: HR -- SMOD 2016 or else at September 03, 2014 09:27 PM (hO8IJ)



Been missing out on all the AoS fun of late. Alas.

Posted by: CM at September 03, 2014 09:34 PM (0NdlF)

592 --Eaten bacon

o hellz no. during the first election waaay back the MSM had all those features with the Obama family going "we're bacon people!"

srsly

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at September 03, 2014 09:34 PM (Cq0oW)

593 Goldeyes have evened it up 4-4 in the 4th.

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 09:34 PM (Y6xQZ)

594 Is the press a 5th column? Yes.

Do they deserve to be beheaded by Islamic maniacs for it? No.

If their bullshit sparks a hot war in this country, should they face the inevitable consequences for it? Of course.

But that's a big if.

Posted by: grognard at September 03, 2014 09:35 PM (84WkV)

595 Banning is for people who won't get a clue and have no damn intention of getting a clue, like that Hector tool.
---

Public shaming is for the rest.

Posted by: Y-not at September 03, 2014 09:35 PM (zDsvJ)

596 The 1080 port thing still isn't fixed. You know, Jonah Goldberg would've had that taken care of by now.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 09:35 PM (mx5oN)

597 Really? I wouldn't want to see any journalist in his place. Nobody (including Sokloff) deserves to have their head sliced off.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 03, 2014 08:02 PM (glk59)


Really? I could name dozens, if I put my mind to it. But I won't, because the wrong people might read it the wrong way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2014 09:35 PM (2w1g0)

598 okay, I was just sayin', don't ban me bro.

Posted by: the tenth nazgul at September 03, 2014 09:35 PM (ejb/Q)

599 If any of you lovers of decapitation take communion, you might want to take a butterfly net with you so you can catch the wafer when it flies out of your mouths.

Posted by: Y-not at September 03, 2014 09:35 PM (zDsvJ)

600 I didn't mean to quash the "Roger Miller" meme...I was quite enjoying it

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 03, 2014 09:36 PM (KCxzN)

601 You know who else is more of a man than Obola?

MIA FARROW!

"I want our government to eliminate ISIS - in my lifetime we have not seen a more grave threat to America and to democracies worldwide."

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 03, 2014 09:36 PM (8MlTP)

602 Beheadings for everyone!

Or, lacking that, Miracle Whip enemas for everyone!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 03, 2014 09:36 PM (oFCZn)

603 "Banning is for people who won't get a clue and have no damn intention of getting a clue, like that Hector tool."
-Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 03, 2014 09:34 PM (3kZUM)

Exactly. I've been Stupid and Warned by Ace --twice, and by Maet once. I've since toned-town the verbiage I use when talking about being forced to bake erotic cakes.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2014 09:37 PM (CCBmg)

604 599 If any of you lovers of decapitation take communion, you might want to take a butterfly net with you so you can catch the wafer when it flies out of your mouths.
Posted by: Y-not at September 03, 2014 09:35 PM (zDsvJ)

Huh? That sailed right over my (fortunately still attached) head.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 09:37 PM (mx5oN)

605 MIA FARROW!



"I want our government to eliminate ISIS - in my lifetime we have
not seen a more grave threat to America and to democracies worldwide."

Posted by: The Great White Snark at September 03, 2014 09:36 PM (8MlTP)




Can you see the interesting subtext of her statement?Keeping in mind how old she is, of course.

Posted by: grognard at September 03, 2014 09:37 PM (84WkV)

606 I gots a dollar that says Jonah Goldberg is this week's guest on the podcast

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 03, 2014 09:37 PM (KCxzN)

607 One thing is clear. Between now and the election Obama will do the least possible to ensure the base he has left won't stay home. All they got is stirring up the voter because of Ferguson, war on hobby lobby, and you know, they suck.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 09:37 PM (hqVUe)

608 sluts

Posted by: Coleman Hawkins' sax at September 03, 2014 09:38 PM (ahBY0)

609 I didn't mean to quash the "Roger Miller" meme...I was quite enjoying it

Been meaning to comment. Despite being a lifelong metal-head, I love Roger Miller. King of the Road is one of the few songs I have on my drunken karaoke list.

Posted by: Art Cognomen, Ascared about Winter at September 03, 2014 09:38 PM (dkesm)

610 ...He said later that at some point during his big solo in Soul Sacrifice he hallucinated that the neck of his Gibson SG guitar had turned into a large snake.

Posted by: Daybrother at September 03, 2014 09:28 PM

That explains a few things...
Posted by: Roger Miller


One of my favorite Johnny Carson moments was when a red-eyed Roger Miller, on the couch with Johnny, was obviously stoned. There was an uncomfortable silence and Johnny asked Miller if he wanted to "do another number". Miller looked at Johnny and said, "I just did one in the dressing room."

Posted by: Daybrother at September 03, 2014 09:38 PM (h8e8S)

611 "I gots a dollar that says Jonah Goldberg is this week's guest on the podcast."
-Posted by: AltonJackson at September 03, 2014 09:37 PM (KCxzN)

*HAH!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2014 09:39 PM (CCBmg)

612 Miller's cover of "Bobby McGee" is pretty damn good too.

Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at September 03, 2014 09:39 PM (8FyP4)

613 If you want to try a journalist as a traitor and then administer the appropriate punishment if found guilty that's fine. I don't think just lopping off heads on a whim is how this is supposed to work though.

Posted by: freaked at September 03, 2014 09:40 PM (JdEZJ)

614 I'm a maaaaaaan of means; by no means.

...King of the Road!

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2014 09:40 PM (CCBmg)

615 Wow ... just a shit-pot of concern.


Look ... I don't back the field dressing of media field agents. Not one bit. It's a Declaration of War worthy thing.


But if/when the shoe is on the other foot ... the media doesn't give one shit about you. Not one fucking bit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 03, 2014 09:41 PM (v3BJ5)

616 ..."But if/when the shoe is on the other foot ... the media doesn't give one shit about you. Not one fucking bit."
-Posted by: ScoggDog at September 03, 2014 09:41 PM (v3BJ5)

So?

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2014 09:42 PM (CCBmg)

617 609 I didn't mean to quash the "Roger Miller" meme...I was quite enjoying it

Been meaning to comment. Despite being a lifelong metal-head, I love Roger Miller. King of the Road is one of the few songs I have on my drunken karaoke list.
Posted by: Art Cognomen, Ascared about Winter at September 03, 2014 09:38 PM (dkesm)

--R.E.M. did a decent cover in the spirit of the song:

http://youtu.be/A6daSPiRDzo

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 09:42 PM (Y6xQZ)

618 14 Thomas Sowell, eh? Not familiar with him but if he's a friend of Jonah Goldberg he has to be okay.
Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 03, 2014 06:50 PM (gwY/i)

Thomas Sowell is my personal savior. He brought me out of the long dark of liberalism and into the sanity of conservatism, with an assist from Walter E. Williams.

Posted by: BornLib at September 03, 2014 09:43 PM (zpNwC)

619 8 by 12 4 bit room, I'm a man....

Posted by: roger miller at September 03, 2014 09:43 PM (hqVUe)

620 You can't roller-skate in a buffalo herd.

--Stuff Roger Miller told me

Posted by: Art Cognomen, Ascared about Winter at September 03, 2014 09:44 PM (dkesm)

621 I bet Jonah Goldberg just reads the comments here.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 09:44 PM (mx5oN)

622 132 that second journalist whose head was cut off? his maternal grandparents were holocaust survivors. He was jewish. He was captured a year ago The parent were advised to keep quiet so they wouldnt discover he was jewish While in captivity, he wanted to fast for Yom Kippur. So he told them he was ill and couldnt eat or drink. I found that very touching
Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 07:30 PM (zOTsN)
____________________
He free-lanced for some news sources in Israel. They went back and deleted all his bylines so the terrorists wouldn't find out he was Jewish, too. They were all in it to try and save his life.

Posted by: ferdinand at September 03, 2014 09:44 PM (2eIwi)

623 I say, has that chap Jonah Goldberg written any books?

Posted by: Daybrother at September 03, 2014 09:45 PM (h8e8S)

624 By the way... I'd be remiss if I didn't say "((Peaches!))"

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2014 09:45 PM (CCBmg)

625 Thomas Sowell is my personal savior. He brought me out of the long dark of liberalism and into the sanity of conservatism, with an assist from Walter E. Williams.

I love those guys. And not in the way YOU'RE thinking of you sicko!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 09:45 PM (mx5oN)

626 Clamor for me.

Posted by: The Ont at September 03, 2014 09:46 PM (JdEZJ)

627 Look ... I don't back the field dressing of media field agents. Not one bit. It's a Declaration of War worthy thing.


But if/when the shoe is on the other foot ... the media doesn't give one shit about you. Not one fucking bit.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 03, 2014 09:41 PM (v3BJ5)

******

I don't give a shit about them either. We're all on our own to make our way. I wish them well. If they don't wish me the same, fine. However, I do not wish them ill. I wish for them to gain a little enlightenment. If they don't, oh well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 03, 2014 09:46 PM (ojnk6)

628 616 - So?

... So - don't expect Me and Mine to run up and sign up to even the score.


Sometimes you have to let the dumb child touch the hot burner.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 03, 2014 09:46 PM (v3BJ5)

629 When you look oong into the Abyss, the Abyss also
looks long into you. This where you are at now, IMO. Can not get behind
cheering for people to die for their beliefs, no matter how misguided.
You really need to take a break and reassess some things.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 03, 2014 08:17 PM (ojnk6)

I'm not D-lamp, but I think what he was saying is not that journalists should be killed for their beliefs, but for having acted upon those beliefs in a manner that is tantamount to treason. Remember, after WWII, the British hanged Lord Haw-Haw, ostensibly a "journalist" who was the English-speaking voice of Nazi propaganda radio. He wasn't hanged for believing in Hitler; he was hanged for treason against England for having aided and abetted Hitler.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 03, 2014 09:46 PM (2w1g0)

630 625 Thomas Sowell is my personal savior. He brought me out of the long dark of liberalism and into the sanity of conservatism, with an assist from Walter E. Williams.

I love those guys. And not in the way YOU'RE thinking of you sicko!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 09:45 PM (mx5oN)

--I atually prefer Walt Williams and Mark Steyn to Rush himself. I think Steyn guest hosted today and I hope someone put it up onYoutube by now.

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 09:47 PM (Y6xQZ)

631 Hey, Slap! Haven't seen you in a bit, but I always look for ya when I am here. xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2014 09:47 PM (8lmkt)

632 "623 I say, has that chap Jonah Goldberg written any books?"

Yes. Something about liberals, and fascism. or something like that.

Posted by: Art Cognomen, Ascared about Winter at September 03, 2014 09:48 PM (dkesm)

633 I grew up on comedy stuff like roger miller, but my favorite was The Smothers Brothers.

Posted by: Dickie yo-yo at September 03, 2014 09:48 PM (hqVUe)

634 You asshole.

Posted by: Radar at September 03, 2014 09:48 PM (KzmOC)

635 632 "623 I say, has that chap Jonah Goldberg written any books?"

Yes. Something about liberals, and fascism. or something like that.
Posted by: Art Cognomen, Ascared about Winter at September 03, 2014 09:48 PM (dkesm)

Progressive Totalitarianism, I think is the title. Not sure, though.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 09:49 PM (mx5oN)

636 "I say, has that chap Jonah Goldberg written any books?"
-Posted by: Daybrother at September 03, 2014 09:45 PM (h8e8S)

In ...deed. I've been able to gather this particular fellow has placed pen to paper and scribed many a tome.

Illustrations of such literature escape me at the moment.

*sips tea*

Surely the literary nomenclature will appeaar at some point in the evening, ol' chap!

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2014 09:49 PM (CCBmg)

637
There were a lot of journalist traitors in WW2. The UK hanged theirs. Ours either died fighting for Hitler, served a prison sentence, or had a heart attack waiting for trial. Even more spied for Stalin and they were never punished. And they just shilled for the reds up until...now.

Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 09:49 PM (iQIUe)

638 634 You asshole


You're gonna' need to be more specific.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 03, 2014 09:50 PM (v3BJ5)

639 635 632 "623 I say, has that chap Jonah Goldberg written any books?"

Yes. Something about liberals, and fascism. or something like that.
Posted by: Art Cognomen, Ascared about Winter at September 03, 2014 09:48 PM (dkesm)

Progressive Totalitarianism, I think is the title. Not sure, though.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 09:49 PM (mx5oN)

--Was it mentioned on a blog some Moron named alleng has?

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 09:50 PM (Y6xQZ)

640 D-Lamp has a track record

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 09:50 PM (zOTsN)

641 639 635 632 "623 I say, has that chap Jonah Goldberg written any books?"

Yes. Something about liberals, and fascism. or something like that.
Posted by: Art Cognomen, Ascared about Winter at September 03, 2014 09:48 PM (dkesm)

Progressive Totalitarianism, I think is the title. Not sure, though.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 09:49 PM (mx5oN)

--Was it mentioned on a blog some Moron named alleng has?
Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 09:50 PM (Y6xQZ)

Pffft. He doesn't have a blog. Everybody knows that.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 09:51 PM (mx5oN)

642 Wait. AllenG has a blog?

Posted by: Art Cognomen, Ascared about Winter at September 03, 2014 09:51 PM (dkesm)

643 Swallow me!

Posted by: Obama's Lies at September 03, 2014 09:51 PM (OsWis)

644 "...they get ambushed. ... they're going to expect I'm going to send Marines up there to get them. They're just journalists, not Americans... And Marines will die, going to get a couple of journalists."

Posted by: George Connell at September 03, 2014 09:52 PM (0NdlF)

645 "... So - don't expect Me and Mine to run up and sign up to even the score.
Sometimes you have to let the dumb child touch the hot burner.
"
-Posted by: ScoggDog at September 03, 2014 09:46 PM (v3BJ5)

Good for you, but I don't think anyone here was pining for that "lesson". I'm fairly sure we already got it.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2014 09:52 PM (CCBmg)

646 Covet me.....

Posted by: JEF at September 03, 2014 09:53 PM (K+RBk)

647 Fresh thread me!

Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at September 03, 2014 09:53 PM (8FyP4)

648 @644. Yes. Because they are Marines.

Posted by: Art Cognomen, Ascared about Winter at September 03, 2014 09:54 PM (dkesm)

649 Hopefully the ONT will get here soon. Or SMOD. Whichever.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 09:54 PM (mx5oN)

650 The Politics of Abundance (Cato Unbound Book 72007) by Brink Lindsey, Julian Sanchez, Matthew Yglesias and Jonah Goldberg (Jul 9, 2007)

Matthew fucking Yglesias?

Posted by: Daybrother's dirty sock at September 03, 2014 09:54 PM (3cBEw)

651 no one was demanding that journalists get special treatment

treason is treason

one poster absolutely stated he wished ISIS had lopped the heads off thousands of journalists

his words

thousands

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 09:54 PM (zOTsN)

652 Rub me with Brasso

Posted by: Coleman Hawkins' sax at September 03, 2014 09:55 PM (ahBY0)

653 You are the sun I am the moon
You are the words I am the tune
Play me

Posted by: Neil Diamond at September 03, 2014 09:55 PM (8FyP4)

654 A couple of steps beyond Roger Miller: Ray Stephens. If you ever have the chance to see a Ray Stephens in concert: DO IT.

The back-up band of Nashville studio musicians can go from sounding like, well, Ray Stephens, to sounding like The Statler Brothers to Pearl Jam to Rush to Bill Monroe to George Strait to Led Zeppelin to WHAM! faster than you can snap your fingers.

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 03, 2014 09:56 PM (KCxzN)

655 one poster absolutely stated he wished ISIS had lopped the heads off thousands of journalists

his words

thousands

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 09:54 PM (zOTsN)



Do you remember what thread this post was in?

Posted by: CM at September 03, 2014 09:56 PM (0NdlF)

656 Thank you for the kind words, Peaches!

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2014 09:56 PM (CCBmg)

657 We're probably going to get an ONT of three links all explaining how we have wronged the HQ.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 03, 2014 09:56 PM (3kZUM)

658 Coleman, you are already shining, you started the ME meme.

Posted by: tinfoil baby at September 03, 2014 09:56 PM (hqVUe)

659 Railing against media "enemies" doesn't accomplish much.
Supporting conservative media does.

CNN is cutting 500 jobs.
Breitbart is hiring dozens.
Blaze is growing
Free Beacon is growing.

Effort spent raging at, and being ignored by, the ProgMedia can probably more profitably be spent supporting conservative media.

Just in terms of efficiency.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at September 03, 2014 09:57 PM (ZPrif)

660 this one

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 09:57 PM (zOTsN)

661 Side-bar video. Only in Russia would Mickey Mouse and Spongebob Squarepants kick and beat a motorist.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2014 09:57 PM (EAkoa)

662 Do you remember what thread this post was in?
Posted by: CM at September 03, 2014 09:56 PM (0NdlF)

****

Scroll back. This one. Look for a poster named D something.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 03, 2014 09:58 PM (ojnk6)

663 645 Good for you, but I don't think anyone here was pining for that "lesson". I'm fairly sure we already got it.


Nope ... you are flat out fucking wrong. Just wrong. Wrong as a dog with two dicks, as my old man used to say.


"WE" don't get it. "WE" ... collectively ... refuse to get it. "WE" still get all weepy when those around us get bit by the rabid dog.


"YOU" get it. "WE" do not.

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 03, 2014 09:58 PM (v3BJ5)

664 It was a disastrous day for Tweeting.

Posted by: Jen Psocki at September 03, 2014 09:58 PM (Dwehj)

665 Hopefully the ONT will get here soon. Or SMOD. Whichever.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 09:54 PM


I'll have it noted that it wasn't me who brought this up.

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 03, 2014 09:58 PM (KCxzN)

666 post 227 "I wish ISIS could get their hands on thousands more of them"

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 09:58 PM (zOTsN)

667 Almost time to head to the airport
Yo east coasters....standby for the JoeShow

Posted by: Navypopojoe at September 03, 2014 09:58 PM (b/WYx)

668 Insomniac, lets hold on the SMOD for a bit.

When I win the Powerball tonight, I do want to savor the concept.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2014 09:59 PM (EAkoa)

669 How long, O SMOD, must we wait for thee?
We beseech thee for thine presence.
With great longing we wait for thee
And thou comest not.
Thy peace of nonexistence we seek most fervently
And thine promise of annihilation doth fill our hearts with longing, yea, with much great longing.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 09:59 PM (mx5oN)

670 >>>>I'm not D-lamp, but I think what he was saying is not that journalists should be killed for their beliefs, but for having acted upon those beliefs in a manner that is tantamount to treason. Remember, after WWII, the British hanged Lord Haw-Haw, ostensibly a "journalist" who was the English-speaking voice of Nazi propaganda radio. He wasn't hanged for believing in Hitler; he was hanged for treason against England for having aided and abetted Hitler.


D-lamp is a nutcase who believes that they acted on their beliefs by voting for democrats.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 03, 2014 09:59 PM (AgDB6)

671 Thousands of journalists? I thought the industry was in decline.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at September 03, 2014 09:59 PM (jtgkZ)

672 Is it me or does Obama always looks stoned?

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at September 03, 2014 09:59 PM (/IQip)

673 If those 11 missing planes turn up here on 9/11, there will be many folks in this country that are going to want to see some heads roll...

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 03, 2014 10:00 PM (OsWis)

674 Hey, I got the neighbor of the beast

Posted by: Navypopojoe at September 03, 2014 10:00 PM (b/WYx)

675 661 Side-bar video. Only in Russia would Mickey Mouse and Spongebob Squarepants kick and beat a motorist.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2014 09:57 PM (EAkoa)

Funny as hell. Nearly broke a rib laughing at that.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 10:00 PM (mx5oN)

676 672,

It's not you.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 03, 2014 10:01 PM (OsWis)

677 668. Actually powerball needs to rollover so I can win it Friday

Posted by: Navypopojoe at September 03, 2014 10:01 PM (b/WYx)

678 I am so done with this topic.

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 10:01 PM (zOTsN)

679 (Pounds fist on table)
WE WANT ONT! WE WANT ONT! WE WANT ONT!
(Other prisoners join in)

Posted by: Chain gang at September 03, 2014 10:01 PM (l0lja)

680 LOUD NOISES!

Posted by: Art Cognomen, Ascared about Winter at September 03, 2014 10:02 PM (dkesm)

681 668 Insomniac, lets hold on the SMOD for a bit.

When I win the Powerball tonight, I do want to savor the concept.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2014 09:59 PM (EAkoa)

I already wrote my SMOD psalm before seeing that. Hopefully you'll get a few extra minutes.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 10:02 PM (mx5oN)

682 Clamor!

Posted by: freaked at September 03, 2014 10:03 PM (JdEZJ)

683 Oh, to win the Powerball. I would need a garage the size of a Wal-Mart. First, I guess I would need to start playing the Powerball...

Posted by: Neil Diamond at September 03, 2014 10:03 PM (8FyP4)

684 We're probably going to get an ONT of three links all explaining how we have wronged the HQ.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 03, 2014 09:56 PM


I'll take it & pay my penance.

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 03, 2014 10:03 PM (KCxzN)

685 672 obungles is always stoned.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 03, 2014 10:03 PM (ucDmr)

686 i love lamp

Posted by: S738226 at September 03, 2014 10:03 PM (3ekbh)

687 oops.

CLAMOR!!!

Posted by: freaked at September 03, 2014 10:03 PM (JdEZJ)

688 Shreak!

Posted by: Coleman Hawkins' sax at September 03, 2014 10:04 PM (ahBY0)

689 667 Almost time to head to the airport
Yo east coasters....standby for the JoeShow
Posted by: Navypopojoe at September 03, 2014 09:58 PM (b/WYx)

--Your boys better not let me down: I have Marshall on one fantasy team, and Jeffery on the other.

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 10:04 PM (Y6xQZ)

690 684 We're probably going to get an ONT of three links all explaining how we have wronged the HQ.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 03, 2014 09:56 PM

I'll take it & pay my penance.
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 03, 2014 10:03 PM (KCxzN)

Ten hail SMODs and ten Jonah Goldbergs. Go and sin no more, my son.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 10:04 PM (mx5oN)

691 POW

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 10:05 PM (zOTsN)

692 ONT or else...
http://tinyurl.com/n4s2jak

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at September 03, 2014 10:05 PM (jtgkZ)

693 Off Jewish Elvis sock!

Posted by: Countrysquire, feeling reasonably fresh down there at September 03, 2014 10:05 PM (8FyP4)

694 With the internet, in many ways, we live in a golden age of conservative media.

There have never been so many conservative voices out there.

Of course, the fracturing of the media means most people ignore them. So, in other ways, we are having a harder time than ever reaching the masses with our arguments. Especially as the Left has responded to this flowering of conservative media with ever harsher leftism and vicious ridicule a la the Daily Show, Colbert, etc, et.

Tough problem.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at September 03, 2014 10:05 PM (ZPrif)

695 Maybe this is the SMOD you prayed for

http://youtu.be/4KXMvs-dm_U

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2014 10:05 PM (EAkoa)

696 #TheBearsShitIsLoose... got it!

Posted by: richard mcenroe at September 03, 2014 10:06 PM (XO6WW)

697 D-lamp is a nutcase who believes that they acted on their beliefs by voting for democrats.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 03, 2014 09:59 PM (AgDB6)



Look, if you have a strong case, you don't have to build strawmen.

He said that they controlled the flow of information in a way that led the nation to vote for Obama and Democrats, and that is true. (Obama would not get elected if he was subjected to Palin level criticism and mockery)

Leftist media has blood on their hands going all the way back to Vietnam, and probably earlier.

Posted by: CM at September 03, 2014 10:06 PM (0NdlF)

698 Actually there are 12 missing planes if you count the missing Malaysian plane. Or did they find it and I slept thru it?

Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at September 03, 2014 10:06 PM (/IQip)

699 no one was demanding that journalists get special treatment

treason is treason

one poster absolutely stated he wished ISIS had lopped the heads off thousands of journalists

his words

thousands
Posted by: ThunderB


That seems a bit....harsh. I have some Lib friends that are "journalists". Some are really just drunks that claim to work for AP and magazines and stuff. Most of them are pretty stupid in multiple ways but I like them and wouldn't want them decapitated. They are Americans. Imbeciles, but Americans. Getting so partisan that you forget
that half the Country is made up of idiots isn't the answer. It is like saying "lets kill all the Muslims": Really? That's going to work? There are many types in the World we have to live with. I am partial to D-lamp's argument that the mass Media is responsible for a great many of our problems but you have to be realistic and know who you are and what you stand for.

Posted by: Daybrother at September 03, 2014 10:06 PM (HnTr/)

700 Every. time.

I hang around for an ONT, and no ONT!

Guess it's time to blame Pixy.

Posted by: Art Cognomen, Ascared about Winter at September 03, 2014 10:07 PM (dkesm)

701 690 Ten hail SMODs and ten Jonah Goldbergs. Go and sin no more, my son.

*Swoon* JONAH GOLDBERG!

Posted by: The Good People of Rock Ridge at September 03, 2014 10:08 PM (qyomX)

702 Jim Hoft @gatewaypundit 12m
Palestinian Supporters Send Hate Tweets To Joan Rivers' Daughter "I Hope Your Mom Dies Soon"
http://shar.es/11YHTt via @progstoday

Posted by: ProgNews Now at September 03, 2014 10:09 PM (ZPrif)

703 you dont kill all liberal journalists (BIRM) just for their sake, you dont do it for yours

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 10:09 PM (zOTsN)

704 #699 Posted by: Daybrother at September 03, 2014 10:06 PM (HnTr/)

*AMEN!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2014 10:09 PM (CCBmg)

705 695 Maybe this is the SMOD you prayed for

http://youtu.be/4KXMvs-dm_U
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2014 10:05 PM (EAkoa)

A Sexy Meteor of Debauchery? I'll take it!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 10:09 PM (mx5oN)

706 Look, if you have a strong case, you don't have to build strawmen.

He said that they controlled the flow of information in a way that led the nation to vote for Obama and Democrats, and that is true. (Obama would not get elected if he was subjected to Palin level criticism and mockery)

Leftist media has blood on their hands going all the way back to Vietnam, and probably earlier.
Posted by: CM at September 03, 2014 10:06 PM (0NdlF)

****

No strawman was drawn here. His own words were the reason for the statement (his being D-Lamp). Simply scroll back and read them.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 03, 2014 10:09 PM (ojnk6)

707

Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are a-changin'.

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 03, 2014 10:10 PM (gwY/i)

708 Actually there are 12 missing planes if you count the missing Malaysian plane.

On it like brown on rice.

Posted by: CNN at September 03, 2014 10:10 PM (Dwehj)

709 I have some Lib friends that are "journalists". Some are really just drunks that claim to work for AP and magazines and stuff. Most of them are pretty stupid in multiple ways but I like them and wouldn't want them decapitated.


Well ... that's nice. Now tell me ... if their stupidity lands them unarmed in a Middle Eastern Country ... exactly how much personal Blood and Treasure am I obligated to contribute to free them ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at September 03, 2014 10:11 PM (v3BJ5)

710 ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2014 10:11 PM (CCBmg)

711 ONT!!! Git along little corgis!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 10:12 PM (mx5oN)

712 Usually when I show up late to a thread and post a comment, the new thread appears in fewer than 15 comments. Let's give it a try starting...


..NOW!!

Posted by: Baron Seamus von Muldoon of Peruvia at September 03, 2014 10:12 PM (NeFrd)

713 Ha!

Posted by: Baron Seamus von Muldoon of Peruvia at September 03, 2014 10:12 PM (NeFrd)

714 Thanks Slappy.

Posted by: Daybrother at September 03, 2014 10:12 PM (eF4XA)

715 We are so punked.

Posted by: Splunge at September 03, 2014 10:13 PM (qyomX)

716 Okay, so the ONT's up and Slap got first and I try to post to congratulate my brutha, and hit "post" and get a screen that says "THREAD CLOSED." Another tough day in Pixy-land?

Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2014 10:13 PM (8lmkt)

717 Realizing that the Big media is complicit in the wholesale information drought in America is one thing.

Reveling in journalists being murdered is a much darker thing.

Posted by: Art Cognomen, Ascared about Winter at September 03, 2014 10:13 PM (dkesm)

718 I am not in favor of harm to any so called journalist, they have a right to spew whatever bullshit they want. It's the mouthbreathers that belive their bullshit that needmental examinations. If the beast hadno means of support financial or otherwise, things would start to right themselves.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 03, 2014 10:14 PM (ucDmr)

719 srsly, wtf, ima go watch tee vee

Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2014 10:14 PM (8lmkt)

720 No strawman was drawn here. His own words were the reason for the statement (his being D-Lamp). Simply scroll back and read them.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at September 03, 2014 10:09 PM (ojnk6)



"What liberal journalists do is present a distorted view of reality to others, and often cover up essential details that would portray a more accurate picture of what is happening."


This is not about voting democrat, this is about manipulating information and creating propaganda that protects liberals and leftists.

The problem is not that a journalist voted for Obama, it's that he's helping to deceive everyone else into voting for Obama.

Posted by: CM at September 03, 2014 10:14 PM (0NdlF)

721 We Have Been Trolled.

Posted by: Splunge at September 03, 2014 10:14 PM (qyomX)

722 Can't comment at the ONT dudes.

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 10:15 PM (Y6xQZ)

723 "Okay, so the ONT's up and Slap got first and I try
to post to congratulate my brutha, and hit "post" and get a screen that
says "THREAD CLOSED." Another tough day in Pixy-land?
"
-Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2014 10:13 PM (8lmkt)

We got Hard-Core Punk'd and it is Hilarious!

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2014 10:15 PM (CCBmg)

724 Yeah. "Because dan-o and SH that's why."

Posted by: Splunge at September 03, 2014 10:15 PM (qyomX)

725 ROFL. ONT got punked.

Posted by: CM at September 03, 2014 10:15 PM (0NdlF)

726 See the end of the ONT post.

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 10:16 PM (Y6xQZ)

727 Note that comments are closed for this post. Why? Because dan-o and SH that's why.

Maet is our Loki.

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 03, 2014 10:16 PM (gwY/i)

728 this is moron-abuse

Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2014 10:17 PM (8lmkt)

729 Obviously, Maet is all "Read The ONT or GET BENT!"

HaHaHaHah!

...fucking classic!

*Standing Ovation!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2014 10:17 PM (CCBmg)

730 So what's with the dickish behavior upthread. I nver even heard of dan-o and shart head, or whoever.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 03, 2014 10:17 PM (4Mv1T)

731 It's a good ONT, too. Shame I can't say so.

Posted by: Splunge at September 03, 2014 10:17 PM (qyomX)

732 Oh hell. Someone has to suck up to maet to get our ONT privileges back.


NOT IT!

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at September 03, 2014 10:17 PM (GmTxn)

733 what are we supposed to do now? read the content? (snorts) go over to Hot Air and see it in its original form? shit

Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2014 10:18 PM (8lmkt)

734 when you are ina greement with Pol Pot and Stalin, you need to re-examine your life.

Now

THERE is a straw man

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 10:18 PM (zOTsN)

735 YOU
WILL
GET
NOTHING
AND
LIKE
IT

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 03, 2014 10:18 PM (3kZUM)

736 On the bright side, the comment won't be all trolled with song lyrics.

Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who
That it's namin'
For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'.

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 03, 2014 10:19 PM (gwY/i)

737 There is new text at the end of the ONT. Maet is enjoying this.

Posted by: Splunge at September 03, 2014 10:19 PM (qyomX)

738 GAH!

MAAAAAEEEEETTTT!

Posted by: Art Cognomen, Ascared about Winter at September 03, 2014 10:19 PM (dkesm)

739 I will keep writing while having Russian music videos play. Prosit!

http://youtu.be/xosB3_CSZ9M

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at September 03, 2014 10:19 PM (EAkoa)

740 Maet has trolled us. Hard. Jonah Goldberg would never post an ONT with closed comments like that.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 10:19 PM (mx5oN)

741 Well, I gotta get up at oh dark thirty anyway.

Out.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at September 03, 2014 10:19 PM (4Mv1T)

742 I have some Lib friends that are "journalists". Some are really just drunks that claim to work for AP and magazines and stuff. Most of them are pretty stupid in multiple ways but I like them and wouldn't want them decapitated.


Well ... that's nice. Now tell me ... if their stupidity lands them unarmed in a Middle Eastern Country ... exactly how much personal Blood and Treasure am I obligated to contribute to free them ?
Posted by: ScoggDog


I don't know. Only you can answer that question. I can tell you that besides being drunken idiots they would never wander around with ISIS looking for a story. They are the sort of Libs that argue that GW was a cowboy inciting violence but if you ask them if they would want to live under Saddam they would have said, "Are you kidding me? He'd kill me!".
BTW ISIS is holding about 20 Americans right now and not all of them are Journalists. When I was a kid, back in Leave it to Beaver time, other Countries didn't kill Americans publicly or they'd all die. I would like to see that again.

Posted by: Daybrother at September 03, 2014 10:20 PM (Bvjwy)

743 It's a shit thread, Randy. An ONT of shit.

Posted by: mr lahey at September 03, 2014 10:20 PM (tBSrv)

744 There is new text at the end of the ONT. Maet is enjoying this.

Yes, I have a clear mental image of Maet and Ace sitting around their laptops naked, slurping pudding cups and giggling like a couple of first-grade girls.

Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2014 10:20 PM (8lmkt)

745 I'm lmao here.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 03, 2014 10:20 PM (OsWis)

746 Congrats to Epobirs for getting the "Quote of the Day!"

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2014 10:20 PM (CCBmg)

747 I looked at that AIM-9 Sidewinder video in the side bar.

Maybe I could start writing rock music soundtracks for defense contractor aerospace weaponry.

Just buy some cheap synthesizer software, fiddle a repeating line together, boom, done.

Waw waw wawkataw, wawka taw taw
Waw waw wawkataw, wawka taw taw
Wawkataw wawkataw wawka waw waw
Waw waw wawkataw, wawka taw taw

and my other big hit, "Tawka Tawka Waw Waw."

I gotta get to work. A lot of gold in defense contracting, even in this day and age.

Posted by: Edgar Allen Schmoe at September 03, 2014 10:20 PM (OLFrt)

748 Maet's waiting for someone to post the magic password. I tried "Liberal Fascism"- didn't work.

Posted by: Baron Seamus von Muldoon of Peruvia at September 03, 2014 10:21 PM (NeFrd)

749 I just got a picture in my mind of corgis running into a brick wall.

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 03, 2014 10:21 PM (OsWis)

750

Come senators, congressmen
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside
And it is ragin'
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin'.

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 03, 2014 10:22 PM (gwY/i)

751 I felt a disturbance in the Force, as though thousands of Morons cried out, and were silenced.

Posted by: Splunge at September 03, 2014 10:22 PM (qyomX)

752 744 There is new text at the end of the ONT. Maet is enjoying this.

Yes, I have a clear mental image of Maet and Ace sitting around their laptops naked, slurping pudding cups and giggling like a couple of first-grade girls.
Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2014 10:20 PM (8lmkt)

Um, gross.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 03, 2014 10:22 PM (mx5oN)

753 Are we gonna have a quiz afterwards?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 03, 2014 10:22 PM (OsWis)

754 Just to prove to the mods that I do read the posts, srsly:

When I show up on time to a function I'm considered weird. It was always thus, that the hosts of the shindig are never on time either - getting shit ready.

The exception of course is football. Football starts when it starts, and the hosts and guests best be ready for kickoff.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 03, 2014 10:22 PM (3kZUM)

755 751,

LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 03, 2014 10:23 PM (OsWis)

756 Ok. What the hell did I miss today?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 03, 2014 10:23 PM (DmNpO)

757 Fucking riddles. You really expect us to reason out WHERE the comments are after a long day of hookers & blow?! Sheesh.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 03, 2014 10:23 PM (C3ftc)

758 Debbie Shitmachine Shits D-Moron was just on my local news(shilling for Mary Burke D-Dyke). What a vile evil woman. Damn this world is so boned I give up.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 03, 2014 10:23 PM (ucDmr)

759 I will not comment on a thread before reading Ace's post
I will not comment on a thread before reading Ace's post
I will not comment on a thread before reading Ace's post
I will not comment on a thr

Posted by: Bart Simpson at September 03, 2014 10:23 PM (0NdlF)

760 I read the damn thing. Now what?

Posted by: freaked at September 03, 2014 10:23 PM (JdEZJ)

761

Come mothers and fathers
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is
Rapidly agin'
Please get out of the new one
If you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin'.

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 03, 2014 10:23 PM (gwY/i)

762 So much scrolling. I am coming to hunt you down, SH and Dan-O

Posted by: Lauren at September 03, 2014 10:24 PM (BPMYx)

763 This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at September 03, 2014 10:24 PM (Dwehj)

764 756 Ok. What the hell did I miss today?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at September 03, 2014 10:23 PM (DmNpO)



Several posters commented on an ace thread in a way that showed they did not read the post.

He got over it.



Mostly.

Posted by: CM at September 03, 2014 10:24 PM (0NdlF)

765 At least this is less confusing than the "secret QR code ONT" night. I had to download an app for that one.

Posted by: Splunge at September 03, 2014 10:24 PM (qyomX)

766 Closing an overnight thread is fascism straight up!

Posted by: Kreplach at September 03, 2014 10:24 PM (bKSy7)

767 I am coming to hunt you down, SH and Dan-O

Posted by: Lauren at September 03, 2014 10:24 PM (BPMYx)
Let me just grab fluffy and we'll saddle up and ride.

Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2014 10:25 PM (8lmkt)

768 Ow!

Posted by: Art Cognomen, Sad, confused corgi at September 03, 2014 10:25 PM (dkesm)

769 I just throw my dog poop over the fence.

Posted by: freaked at September 03, 2014 10:25 PM (JdEZJ)

770 731 It's a good ONT, too. Shame I can't say so.
Posted by: Splunge at September 03, 2014 10:17 PM (qyomX)

--The epobirs line hearkens to Ronald Reagan's line. Mark Steyn has also made the pooint time and again that civilization is not something that moves forward and never regresses. (He has used the example of Somaliland when it was a British colony 50 years ago versus Somalia today.)

Posted by: logprof at September 03, 2014 10:25 PM (Y6xQZ)

771

The line it is drawn
The curse it is cast
The slow one now
Will later be fast
As the present now
Will later be past
The order is
Rapidly fadin'
And the first one now
Will later be last
For the times they are a-changin'.

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 03, 2014 10:25 PM (gwY/i)

772 With a shovel of course.

Posted by: freaked at September 03, 2014 10:26 PM (JdEZJ)

773 I guess we discovered who runs barter town.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 03, 2014 10:26 PM (bKSy7)

774 Goodnight. time to dose up with Nyquil and hope to be able to call in sick tomorrow.

Posted by: Art Cognomen, Sad, confused corgi at September 03, 2014 10:27 PM (dkesm)

775

“Every generation, Western civilization is invaded by barbarians – we call them ‘children.’”

Hannah Arendt

Posted by: Theodore Rex at September 03, 2014 10:27 PM (gwY/i)

776 I think we can get a decent techno beat out of all the corgis banging their cute lil' heads against the wall.

Posted by: CM at September 03, 2014 10:27 PM (0NdlF)

777 Read me.

Posted by: The Ont at September 03, 2014 10:27 PM (JdEZJ)

778 Oh crap. It's a riddle. And a moral lesson. Well played.

Posted by: Splunge at September 03, 2014 10:27 PM (qyomX)

779 this is a lot like the time warner cable. if I were paying for it, I'd be raising holy hell right now.

Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2014 10:28 PM (8lmkt)

780 Ok. What the hell did I miss today?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse


Ace is tired and blaming it on Dan-o and SH. Maet punked us with the ONT. D-Lamp wants ISIS to kill ALL the journalists and Jonah Goldberg wrote a book.

Posted by: Daybrother at September 03, 2014 10:28 PM (ptnVq)

781 dammit, now I can't get my seat to recline, either.

Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2014 10:29 PM (8lmkt)

782 Soooo....

Ace of Spades is now into Collective Punishment...

It just jumped the shark...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 03, 2014 10:29 PM (f0pWu)

783 Maet is cruel but fair. And sneaky.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 03, 2014 10:30 PM (AgDB6)

784 Why!!!???

Posted by: Nancy Kerigan at September 03, 2014 10:30 PM (bKSy7)

785 "this is a lot like the time warner cable. if I were paying for it, I'd be raising holy hell right now. "
-Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2014 10:28 PM (8lmkt)

For Peaches only:

http://minx.cc:1080/?post=351568

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 03, 2014 10:30 PM (CCBmg)

786 Wtf is going on.

Posted by: Alana at September 03, 2014 10:30 PM (s5Ive)

787 i never went on LGF, but I feel like I'm getting the gist of it now.

Posted by: Peaches at September 03, 2014 10:30 PM (8lmkt)

788 I read every post today, read the short ones twice. Honest.

I was thinking about hitting the tip jar, but that's probably blocked too. What a shame.

Posted by: Nylon66 at September 03, 2014 10:30 PM (YELrK)

789 I think he has put us in time out

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 10:31 PM (zOTsN)

790 Eff it, I've had enough annoying shit for one day. I stay down here.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 03, 2014 10:31 PM (m9V0o)

791 So we're stuck with commenting here?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 03, 2014 10:31 PM (2hPuZ)

792 788 I read every post today, read the short ones twice. Honest.

If that's true, then why are you here?

Posted by: Splunge at September 03, 2014 10:31 PM (qyomX)

793 Anna Puma, are suggesting with that video that the end of the world will come before I get laid? 'Cause I want to inspect your tea leaves.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 03, 2014 10:31 PM (t//F+)

794 CM,

Here ya go!

http://tinyurl.com/oge8mew

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 03, 2014 10:31 PM (OsWis)

795 And the same people are going to go on and on and on and on and on and on and on about it. ENOUGH already! You've said your piece a hundred times.

Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 10:32 PM (iQIUe)

796 i never went on LGF, but I feel like I'm getting the gist of it now.
Posted by: Peaches


You're now banned from the internet.

Posted by: Pony tail at September 03, 2014 10:33 PM (W9+bO)

797 I feel like a private again.

So do we get to throw dan-o and SH(it) a blanket party???

Posted by: SMFH at it all at September 03, 2014 10:33 PM (OsWis)

798 Why, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 03, 2014 10:33 PM (u2bxl)

799 Fucking absolutely hilarious with the ONT.

I'm dying over here.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 03, 2014 10:33 PM (oFCZn)

800 When's the end of the world? I must know. I have plane tickets purchased for a weekend of debauchery and shit.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 03, 2014 10:34 PM (ucDmr)

801 Hi Tobacco Road. How was your day, Dear? Seems like I missed the Whoop Ass can opening.

Posted by: ALH at September 03, 2014 10:34 PM (btTLZ)

802 Read the entire ONT, folks. You'll find the "real" one if you try.......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at September 03, 2014 10:35 PM (Y0lUP)

803 796 i never went on LGF, but I feel like I'm getting the gist of it now.
Posted by: Peaches

--------


And I bid you, adieu.

Posted by: Cahrles Jhonsen at September 03, 2014 10:35 PM (u2bxl)

804 Two guys I've never heard of have shut down the ONT?

Fer Rills?

Posted by: eleven at September 03, 2014 10:35 PM (fsLdt)

805 Why, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 03, 2014 10:33 PM (u2bxl)


Do you meant ONTrage?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at September 03, 2014 10:36 PM (W5DcG)

806 how long is this thread gonna get? place your bets

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 10:36 PM (zOTsN)

807 804 Fer Rills?

Nah, bro.

Posted by: Splunge at September 03, 2014 10:36 PM (qyomX)

808 THEN WHO IS COMMENTER?!


Posted by: Maetenloch at September 03, 2014 10:37 PM (pAlYe)

809 Oh yeah.....now you got to deal with me.

Maetenloch told me to come here and punish you.

Wat up?

Posted by: eleven at September 03, 2014 10:37 PM (fsLdt)

810 devil

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 10:37 PM (zOTsN)

811 I am the Devil.

Posted by: eleven at September 03, 2014 10:39 PM (fsLdt)

812
That was quite irritating.

I guess y'all can enjoy the blog minus one for a while.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 03, 2014 10:41 PM (jeCnD)

813 Note how DEAD this thread is...


Gee.... wonder why...

Night all...

Posted by: Romeo13 at September 03, 2014 10:42 PM (f0pWu)

814 John Lennon was the Walrus.

Posted by: ALH at September 03, 2014 10:42 PM (btTLZ)

815 Links! It's full of links!

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at September 03, 2014 10:43 PM (GmTxn)

816 The Key is the key.

Posted by: ALH at September 03, 2014 10:43 PM (btTLZ)

817 The secret link is in Pashto. It says, "if you click here, you can have slapweasel's head for polo"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 03, 2014 10:43 PM (3kZUM)

818 It's dead Jim. The thread is dead.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at September 03, 2014 10:44 PM (ucDmr)

819 I figured out how to get into the ONT.


There's a code.

Posted by: eleven at September 03, 2014 10:45 PM (fsLdt)

820 what's the over/under on a thread that doesn't have the Y-nettes bitching and moralizing ?

Seriously , D-Lamp is a smart, interesting poster and the ONE TIME he makes a clumsy comment, Y-nt and Thunderchick are screaming indefense of their romanticicized emotional attachment to a story that may or may not be true.

I used to come to Ace's to lurk and get away from the old lady bitching and kvetching.

Now I leave Ace's for the same reason.

Posted by: sick of the BITCHING at September 03, 2014 10:46 PM (vKNr/)

821 Someone explain to me how keeping others from commenting will punish those who riled Ace?

Group punishment can only work if the group has some means of control of those who disobey rules or act badly.

I can't stop anyone from commenting therefore punishing me serves no purpose.

This is irrational.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 03, 2014 10:46 PM (2hPuZ)

822 So. We're in deep doo-doo re the ONT?

Hmm. Well it turns out that sex in space ain't so hot for Geckos either. The Rooskie Geckos are back..., and they apparently froze to death:
http://tinyurl.com/qzw99wc

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2014 10:47 PM (F2IAQ)

823 I still haven't figured out whether the Sowell/Goldberg link was a spoof, or a mistake. Am I naive? Don't answer that..

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2014 10:48 PM (F2IAQ)

824 Huh!

Posted by: Malcolm Renyolds at September 03, 2014 10:49 PM (XFqn2)

825 There's a code.
Posted by: eleven
-------------------

Are there mustaches involved?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 03, 2014 10:49 PM (F2IAQ)

826 You can't stop others from commenting.

But you can read the posts and the linked materials...

Posted by: Jenny Drops Breadcrumbs at September 03, 2014 10:50 PM (GmTxn)

827 "All Republicans want to do is kill poor and black people!"~

"All D-Lamp wants to do is behead thousands of journalists!"


difference?

None.

Posted by: sick of the BITCHING at September 03, 2014 10:51 PM (vKNr/)

828 >>>Now I leave Ace's for the same reason.

Well. Bye.

Posted by: DC in River City at September 03, 2014 10:52 PM (e+1S5)

829 There's a code people.


Read between the lines

Posted by: eleven at September 03, 2014 10:53 PM (fsLdt)

830 No comments ONT?

Posted by: SGT. York at September 03, 2014 10:54 PM (cg3Zj)

831 @828

Yeah , I have heard of you guys who get off on old ladies scolding you.
How much do you pay for that, DC?

Posted by: sick of the BITCHING at September 03, 2014 10:55 PM (vKNr/)

832 Fine, here's my ONT thread comment...

...because I insist:

<<If this is a problem for you behind me, well there are several remedies
for it that don't involve being a dick about it or depriving me of my
comfort.>>

So when you're in the passenger seat of a car
and your seat reclines, you have the right to recline it into the lap of
the person sitting behind you?

That's what I thought.

At 6'2", I long ago became fed up with having the seat in front of me recline right into my knees with no warning whatsoever.

Screw you and "depriving you of your comfort" just because you think you have a right to deprive me of mine.

Ban reclining airline seats.

Posted by: SGT. York at September 03, 2014 10:56 PM (cg3Zj)

833 Well jaywhosuss christ. I guess he took his football home and doesn't want to play anymore. Next time we divvy up teams we ought to pick him last. Make him sit on the splintery end of the bench next to the trainer. Phaw and phoozle is what I say.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at September 03, 2014 10:56 PM (kSU9I)

834 It's a reading comprehension test.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 03, 2014 10:56 PM (2hPuZ)

835 Aw. Bye Felicia.

Posted by: Jenny Drops Breadcrumbs at September 03, 2014 10:56 PM (GmTxn)

836
Fer crissakes. They misspoke and immediately apologized and ace pretended to be mad and then admitted he wasn't. Then a bunch of people who didn't read their comments or ace's comments jumped on their backs because apparently people aren't happy unless they have somebody to gang up on. Now, Maet. thinks he's being funny.

Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 10:57 PM (iQIUe)

837 >>>Yeah , I have heard of you guys who get off on old ladies scolding you.

You must be a real hit at parties. Besides, I thought you were leaving?

Posted by: DC in River City at September 03, 2014 10:57 PM (e+1S5)

838
Dano and SH are owed an apology.

Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 10:58 PM (iQIUe)

839 @835

...and another official member of ace's Y-nettes is heard from.
*yawn*

This place used to be funny.

Posted by: sick of the BITCHING at September 03, 2014 10:59 PM (vKNr/)

840 Bitching about the bitching is rather pointless. Just go away if you don't like it.

Posted by: freaked at September 03, 2014 10:59 PM (JdEZJ)

841 I am waiting for the company to renew the TWA name and run an airline at the level of the late 60's TWA. And charge up the nose for it. A friend stated clearly and profanely that Lufthansa was putting Germans into a space the size of which the law prohibited for German Shepherds, and the other carriers sound the same. Whoever does a premium flight at a premium price will make coin.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 03, 2014 10:59 PM (t//F+)

842 the only person talking about it is you

y-not came in at the very end of the discussion. Odd that you do not mention the male posters with the same concerns. And I never called for a banning. If it bothers you so much, there are other places for you to go

or do you just like bitching

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 11:00 PM (zOTsN)

843 Maet --- I killed the offenders.


They're decomposing in my locker.


Posted by: eleven at September 03, 2014 11:00 PM (fsLdt)

844 Well ... that will be odd.

Russia will be invading in the East, while America trains in the West.

Awkward.

The Washington Times @WashTimes 8h
Rapid Trident: U.S. ground troops to train in Ukraine next week http://wtim.es/Yc0lmT #military #Russia #Putin

Posted by: Costanza Defense at September 03, 2014 11:00 PM (ZPrif)

845 Now, Maet. thinks he's being funny.

Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 10:57 PM (iQIUe)


I must be the only one who thinks that is funnier than shit. I keep bursting out laughing.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 03, 2014 11:01 PM (oFCZn)

846 Posted by: SGT. York at September 03, 2014 10:56 PM (cg3Zj)

The reclining seat problem are a problem created and perpetuated by the Airlines themselves.

As most problems associated with flying are.

Delays? That's a problem due to airlines demanding more flights or demanding less flights or failing to meet deadlines or bad equipment.

Cancellations? Bad equipment, poor coordination, too many flights.

Only weather can be blamed for some of these two.

Airport security? It was the failure of Airlines to pay for and enforce good security protocols and practices that lead allowed 9-11 to happen.

It's also why the clown show of the TSA continues to this day. If the Airlines cared, they could stop it in a minute.

Normal economic incentives dictate many of the airlines failures.
But never forget they do these things on purpose; because they make money doing them (or they don't lose money doing them).

It's why I never fly.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 03, 2014 11:02 PM (2hPuZ)

847 This is the Group W bench.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 03, 2014 11:02 PM (2hPuZ)

848 You're cute when you're flouncy.

Also, it's very interesting that a male poster, buzzion, was the first to call out D-Lamps idiocy on this thread and does so more frequently but you have no clever words for him, or any of the other dudes who were arguing the same thing as ThunderB.

Posted by: Jenny Drops Breadcrumbs at September 03, 2014 11:02 PM (GmTxn)

849 Ace was joking with Dan-o and SH. It was a running gag all day. That they were in on. And enjoying. Immensely


what are you talking about?

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 11:03 PM (zOTsN)

850 847 This is the Group W bench.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 03, 2014 11:02 PM (2hPuZ)


And you know that I still love you all....to a lesser pro-rated Group W extent.

Posted by: Maetenloch at September 03, 2014 11:04 PM (pAlYe)

851 <<The reclining seat problem are a problem created and perpetuated by the Airlines themselves.>>

No argument there. Most airline problems are self-perpetuated.

Posted by: SGT. York at September 03, 2014 11:04 PM (cg3Zj)

852 @840

ace had a great day and had a hilarious bit running with SH and dan-O.

It turned into yet another opportunity for the Y-nettes to get their panties in a twist over some commenters comment and derail the whole schtick.

one of the few times ace has been truly funny lately, trashed by the terminally hormonal.

nice job, ladies. I'm sure success at the ballot box and at life is just one bitchfest away.


Posted by: sick of the BITCHING at September 03, 2014 11:04 PM (vKNr/)

853 I figure it's a misogynist

Not sure if male or female

srednop

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 03, 2014 11:05 PM (3kZUM)

854 Posted by: sick of the BITCHING at September 03, 2014 11:04 PM (vKNr/)


Lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 03, 2014 11:05 PM (oFCZn)

855 no body trashed ace

maet is pranking

what are you on about

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 11:05 PM (zOTsN)

856 [no so fast there slick]

Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 11:06 PM (iQIUe)

857 <<This place used to be funny.>>

Still is.

I've always seen this place as the wharf bar from the 1963 Batman movie.

My kind of riff-raff.

Posted by: SGT. York at September 03, 2014 11:06 PM (cg3Zj)

858 This explains so much about Tom Brady:

'I throw fits!' Tom Brady admits to 'pouting and whining' to get attention from wife Gisele Bundchen

http://tinyurl.com/q52qgp6

Somebody better tell Peaches, .

Posted by: Thrawn at September 03, 2014 11:06 PM (B6dG9)

859 Your fedora might be a bit snug, sick.

Or you could just be kind of a dick. Either/or.

Posted by: Jenny Drops Breadcrumbs at September 03, 2014 11:06 PM (GmTxn)

860 Ointment

Posted by: Sick of the itching at September 03, 2014 11:07 PM (JdEZJ)

861 @848

Flak.

Directly over target.

Posted by: sick of the BITCHING at September 03, 2014 11:07 PM (vKNr/)

862 wait

is this this guy who shows up and bitches about mean girls?

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 11:07 PM (zOTsN)

863 @859

Directly.

Over.

Target.

Posted by: sick of the BITCHING at September 03, 2014 11:07 PM (vKNr/)

864 838
Dano and SH are owed an apology.
Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 10:58 PM (iQIUe)

You have some serious reading comprehension issues. Ace was joking with them. The flap is with dlamp & friends wanting to lop off thousands of journalists head

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 03, 2014 11:09 PM (C3ftc)

865 Have a nice night ladies. Sleep tight.


Lots of pecking parties to attend in the comments sections tomorrow.

Posted by: sick of the BITCHING at September 03, 2014 11:09 PM (vKNr/)

866 This is a hive of scum and villainy.

What do you expect when you vist?

Dancing dolls singing "It's a Small World"?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 03, 2014 11:09 PM (2hPuZ)

867 Okay, *those* posts convince me it's male. Dammit.

vKNr/: Please detach penis and leave it in the basket. You're embarrassing us.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 03, 2014 11:09 PM (3kZUM)

868 Posted by: sick of the BITCHING at September 03, 2014 11:04 PM (vKNr/)

Posted by: sick of the WHINING at September 03, 2014 11:09 PM (cc39m)

869 heh

Posted by: sick of the BITCHING at September 03, 2014 11:10 PM (vKNr/)

870 Awww GM is being bitchy and wants to hide his normal name.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 03, 2014 11:11 PM (AgDB6)

871 hows the wifes trailer park massage business going

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 11:12 PM (zOTsN)

872 >>>Lots of pecking parties to attend in the comments sections tomorrow.

Maybe, and I'm just spitballing here so bear with me, maybe one of the other seventy zillion websites out there would be a better fit for you.

Or maybe you could stop being such a whiny gash all the time.

Either one.

Posted by: DC in River City at September 03, 2014 11:12 PM (e+1S5)

873 Nice ONT maet.
Concerning the Obamacare topic- I will say that if you need a new liver because you overtaxed the one you were born with and can't afford to pay for a new one on your own- tough.
Would say the same thing about smokers and lung transplants.

Posted by: Darth Randall at September 03, 2014 11:14 PM (KlVdw)

874 Comments closed?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 03, 2014 11:15 PM (+Fae7)

875 862 wait
is this this guy who shows up and bitches about mean girls?
Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 11:07 PM

Yup, sounds just like good old M A x

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 03, 2014 11:15 PM (C3ftc)

876 Nah. Different dipshit.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 03, 2014 11:17 PM (AgDB6)

877 So is this where the ONT comments go tonight ?
Asking for a friend

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at September 03, 2014 11:17 PM (t5Xuh)

878 And Great ONT Maet as usual

Posted by: Extremely grumpy momma bear at September 03, 2014 11:18 PM (t5Xuh)

879 864 838
Dano and SH are owed an apology.
Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 10:58 PM (iQIUe)

You have some serious reading comprehension issues. Ace was joking with them. The flap is with dlamp & friends wanting to lop off thousands of journalists head
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 03, 2014 11:09 PM (C3ftc)


No, you do. I said repeatedly in this thread and the others that Ace was just pulling their legs after numerous people attacked them and are still attacking them. Yes, I know what people are bitching about but it has gotten OLD. Sick of people going on and on and fucking on about it. Get lost. And before you whine about me, remember you insulted me first.

Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 11:18 PM (iQIUe)

880 874 Comments closed?
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at September 03, 2014 11:15 PM (+Fae7)


Not as such. Today's moral lesson was: Read the content of the post.

Posted by: Splunge at September 03, 2014 11:18 PM (qyomX)

881 fine. we stopped. you still go on. you have the floor. entertain us

Posted by: ThunderB at September 03, 2014 11:22 PM (zOTsN)

882 Morons be stressin'.

You know what's a good stress reliever?

Reading the content. Especially the red letters.

Posted by: Jenny Drops Breadcrumbs at September 03, 2014 11:25 PM (GmTxn)

883 879Sick of people going on and on and fucking on about it. Get lost. And before you whine about me, remember you insulted me first.
Posted by: The Progs at September 03, 2014 11:18 PM

And yet you & your sock keep ginning more up.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 03, 2014 11:27 PM (C3ftc)

884 Follow the red link road.
Follow the red link road.

Follow, follow, follow, follow
Follow the red link road.

We're off to see the Maetenloch
The wonderful Maetenloch of Aoshq

(for the slow or tardy)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 03, 2014 11:29 PM (2hPuZ)

885 who da fuck are dan-o and SH and why did they kill the ONT

Posted by: L. Pooserty at September 03, 2014 11:30 PM (arABR)

886
827 "All Republicans want to do is kill poor and black people!"~"All D-Lamp wants to do is behead thousands of journalists!"difference?None.
Posted by: sick of the BITCHING at September 03, 2014 10:51 PM (vKNr/)



You know what the big difference is you idiotic fuckhead? D-Lamp actually said he wants ISIS to behead thousands of Journalists.

[journalists] are a threat to us, and I wish ISIS could get their hands on several thousand more of them. The lot of them are enemy soldiers in my opinion. They act on their ideology and through their acts they have been slowly creating an ever more threatening danger to me and mine.
Posted by: D-Lamp at September 03, 2014 08:07 PM (txvbW)

Posted by: buzzion at September 03, 2014 11:34 PM (zt+N6)

887 Reading then commenting?

Why?

Posted by: Nancy talks about the weather again at September 03, 2014 11:38 PM (9/O38)

888 Hey Maet,

Ace was just kidding about SH and dan-0.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 03, 2014 11:42 PM (kAPuS)

889 That's one helluva scroll.

My finger hurts now.

Posted by: jsg at September 03, 2014 11:43 PM (9/O38)

890 Beer me.

Posted by: ginaswo at September 03, 2014 11:48 PM (+X1qa)

891 Hey I just tried to post on the ONT and I can't. Have I been fired? Wouldn't be the first time.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 03, 2014 11:49 PM (jucos)

892 You're lucky you're not on the Secret ONT. It's descended into a war between tall people and everyone else.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 03, 2014 11:50 PM (xhKCK)

893 I just came 'round for the ONT but it's a ghost town. I didn't think Maet's post was that bad!

. . .

Didja ever walk into a room and get a vibe that you just missed something? Broken glass and blood may be additional clues? I don't know what's going on. I'm sure I'll pick it up as I go along, but, ugh! Didn't have anything to do with the 80mph winds that tore up my town on Monday, did it?

While I lurk about and catch up on vot the fork, I'll just leave this here in the jukebox in case anybody is interested.

Different Strategies
There's a broad range of suggested approaches for dealing with Jihadis
(moron attention-span challenging 1m40s video)
Click the Nick

Posted by: mindful webworker is very confused at September 03, 2014 11:50 PM (U13jb)

894
891 Hey I just tried to post on the ONT and I can't. Have I been fired? Wouldn't be the first time.
Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 03, 2014 11:49 PM (jucos)


Oh you're not going to do good on the test.

Reading is fundamental.

Posted by: buzzion at September 03, 2014 11:51 PM (zt+N6)

895 891 Hey I just tried to post on the ONT and I can't. Have I been fired? Wouldn't be the first time.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at September 03, 2014 11:49 PM (jucos)

No, it looks like Maet wasn't kidding about the No Comment Zone

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2014 11:51 PM (aTXUx)

896 What is going on, morons? Post closed? All I wanted to check was to see how BC's kid was doing and i find fubar and names I don't know who gave Ace a headache. I was minding my own bidness and there has been some stuff going down? wut?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky Wilberforced Mr. Ed at September 03, 2014 11:57 PM (dMEBN)

897 Death to ONT Comment Infidels Open Thread Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/507231325603233792

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/507232163931369472

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/507232460271538177

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/507232614730973184

Posted by: kbdabear at September 03, 2014 11:57 PM (aTXUx)

898 To reach enlightenment, one must read the post.

Posted by: buzzion at September 03, 2014 11:59 PM (zt+N6)

899
heheh eheheh... "going down"... heheheh

Posted by: beavis at September 03, 2014 11:59 PM (tBSrv)

900 i didn't even know that Stablehand from the Jawas posted here...

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 04, 2014 12:00 AM (q+fqH)

901 I am so done with this topic.
Posted by: ThunderB

Thank God

Posted by: Hawk lurking at September 04, 2014 12:01 AM (CYS6Q)

902 that was hours ago. kind of a dick move

Posted by: ThunderB at September 04, 2014 12:05 AM (zOTsN)

903 So, D-Lamp said that journalists should have their heads chopped off because they support Obama who enables ISIS and is a threat to his and his family's very lives?

I thought it was Robin Williams who had the blood of the beheaded on his hands. Can't tell D-Lamp's DEFCON level enemies without a scorecard

Posted by: kbdabear at September 04, 2014 12:06 AM (aTXUx)

904 Has Cochran checked into this twilight version of ONT? It is past my bedtime and I remembered his concern about a little boy last night. You around, BC?

Where is everyone? Has the Rapture occurred and I am left with strangers except for ThunderB who I can see flying above me. halp.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky Wilberforced Mr. Ed at September 04, 2014 12:06 AM (dMEBN)

905 Christy. Go to the ONT. Click on the links. One of them is the portal. Its towards the end

Posted by: ThunderB at September 04, 2014 12:08 AM (zOTsN)

906 Hey dano and SH I am really not pleased with whatever you did to Ace. Now knock it off. This is not helping my frail nerves not one bit. I am starting to itch and that is not good. Is anyone here? Echos. A rat grinds his teeth which reminds me I have some grinding of teeth in my sleep so g'night to whoever you are. I come with kindness and Dove chocolate. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky Wilberforced Mr. Ed at September 04, 2014 12:09 AM (dMEBN)

907 ThunderB, OH THANK YOU, honey! I was feeling kinda pitiful and cold in the darkness here. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky Wilberforced Mr. Ed at September 04, 2014 12:10 AM (dMEBN)

908 Speaking of Sotloff, he wasn't captured directly by ISIS

One of the Free Syrian Army crews captured him with the intent of negotiating for their hostages, but that crew joined with ISIS and to prove their fidelity, ISIS demanded their hostages

FYI, the Free Syrian Army are the "moderate rebels" that McCain buddied up to and wanted to arm to the teeth

Posted by: kbdabear at September 04, 2014 12:10 AM (aTXUx)

909
906 Hey dano and SH I am really not pleased with whatever you did to Ace. Now knock it off. This is not helping my frail nerves not one bit. I am starting to itch and that is not good. Is anyone here? Echos. A rat grinds his teeth which reminds me I have some grinding of teeth in my sleep so g'night to whoever you are. I come with kindness and Dove chocolate. xoxo
Posted by: ChristyBlinky Wilberforced Mr. Ed at September 04, 2014 12:09 AM (dMEBN)


Its a running joke Christy.

Posted by: buzzion at September 04, 2014 12:10 AM (zt+N6)

910 CHRISTY. Go to the ONT Click the link about Dr SHDano and Reading Comprehension

Posted by: ThunderB at September 04, 2014 12:11 AM (zOTsN)

911 Thank you all for helping this ole sedated gal trying to find BCochran. I guess I will go back to bed as this party is way too wild for me when I already have the spins. xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky Wilberforced Mr. Ed at September 04, 2014 12:34 AM (dMEBN)

912 SOME KID: Gee whiz, internet, I sure wish Betty Sue would let me hold her hand when we go to the malt shop!

INTERNET: Your manic pixie dream girl isn't obligated to blow you just because you're "nice", you self- entitled 900 pound epic fail misogynistic friend-zoned nice guy neckbeard butthurt betafag fedora tip m'lady rape-culture doritos aspie cis-scum mountain dew white privilege firefly reference greasy-haired slut-shaming basement dwelling tentacle rape loli hentai otaku sociopath holds up spork male tears 4chan u wut m8 e11eventy sux0rz...

ME: Sit down, internet.

Posted by: Dave M at September 04, 2014 12:34 AM (lbvIA)

913 It's like dueling banjos of ONT but with bongos or something, maybe accordion and harmonicas and spoons.Some of you are down here. Some up above, which seems more disorienting as wide margins. It is late and I really only wanted to find Bob and this led me down a couple of rabbit holes while on Alice's special tea. I do hope if it is end days we sync up a little better as this is more crazy than normal. Love and xoxo

Posted by: ChristyBlinky Wilberforced Mr. Ed at September 04, 2014 12:45 AM (dMEBN)

914 You still can't comment!

Fucking hilarious. One of the best, if not THE best, ONT posts ever.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 04, 2014 01:24 AM (oFCZn)

915 If you bought really plain potato salad from a market that was well-made, but missing spices, what would you add to make it tastier without upsetting old man stomach? It is an honest question. I keep thinking about getting some at the store, but last time it was like they forget the flavor packet. Other than that, everything was good.

Posted by: Baldy at September 04, 2014 01:43 AM (2bql3)

916 917 If you bought really plain potato salad from a market that was well-made, but missing spices, what would you add to make it tastier without upsetting old man stomach? It is an honest question. I keep thinking about getting some at the store, but last time it was like they forget the flavor packet. Other than that, everything was good.

Posted by: Baldy at September 04, 2014 01:43 AM (2bql3)



Maybe a bit of mustard and some pepper?

I don't know though. Last time I had potato salad was when I visited Dad and he put WAY to much celery seed in it. It was nearly inedible.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 04, 2014 01:48 AM (oFCZn)

917 Weird.

Maet banned Max and then Maet's comment disappeared.

Did you ban yourself Maet?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 04, 2014 01:58 AM (2hPuZ)

918 If Maet banned himself, that would be almost as good as Ace locking himself out of the Blog.

...real close.

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 04, 2014 02:14 AM (CCBmg)

919 917 Weird.
Maet banned Max and then Maet's comment disappeared.
Did you ban yourself Maet?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 04, 2014 01:58 AM (2hPuZ)


Yup. Stupid cut and paste. But I unbanned myself and got better.

Posted by: Maetenloch at September 04, 2014 02:20 AM (XkotV)

920 844
Well ... that will be odd.



Russia will be invading in the East, while America trains in the West.


Nonsense. There are no Russian troops in Ukraine. Novorossiya, now, that's another story.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at September 04, 2014 02:20 AM (o78gS)

921 915
875 Hahahaha hey bebe I checked with lots of my professional mechanic friends in the last week and none of us have ever heard of "rebuilding" an IAC. Congrats on getting jacked- couldn't happen to a nicer crone.
One said for you to be sure and be in touch next time you need your car fixed 'cuz someone as gullible and naive as yourself has gotta be good for at least a new bass boat next time.
Hey crone baby show us your tits (again) you know you want to-daddy must be so proud. F'n disgusting. I just want to hug you and tell you you're more than just a pair of saggy udders-
You don't learn so good little fool I assure you you're thinking of me WAY more than I'm thinking of you.
Hahahahahaha on Wednesdays we wear pink
Posted by: MAx at September 04, 2014 01:33 AM (b7yum)


MAx, you are banned for a while. When you can behave yourself, you'll be allowed back.

Posted by: Maetenloch at September 04, 2014 02:20 AM (XkotV)

922 it was like they forget the flavor packet. Other than that, everything was good.


Posted by: Baldy at September 04, 2014 01:43 AM (2bql3)



Salt?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at September 04, 2014 02:22 AM (+HXMd)

923 HAHAHAHAHAH!

Damnit, Maet!

God Bless you, Brother!

Posted by: Slapweasel at September 04, 2014 02:26 AM (CCBmg)

924 MAx, you are banned for a while. When you can behave yourself, you'll be allowed back.
Posted by: Maetenloch at September 04, 2014 02:20 AM

Ummm, didn't he just come back after a time out for the same kinda stuff?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 04, 2014 02:31 AM (C3ftc)

925 Ummm, didn't he just come back after a time out for the same kinda stuff?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 04, 2014 02:31 AM (C3ftc)


Maybe...I literally forget who was banned/warned for what after about 8-10 weeks. So everyone kinda gets a free fresh-start after a while.
I'll have to check and see if something was done.

Posted by: Maetenloch at September 04, 2014 02:34 AM (XkotV)

926 Nah you told him to cut it out lest he get banned. And after one more passive aggressive comment that night where he lied through his teeth about Purp and Jake in Idaho he quieted down on his own.

Posted by: buzzion at September 04, 2014 02:36 AM (zt+N6)

927 LOL. Poor Maet. I'm glad he's no longer newtified though.

As for the Angry Men, look, y'all know that I am on the angry side and am pro-anger. I'm not pro-killing innocent Americans who have different politics than me. It seems that distinction needs to be made.

Posted by: Lauren at September 04, 2014 02:37 AM (BPMYx)

928 If Newt, Rick S. and Mitt stay home for 2016, maybe we can have a decent primary for President.

Or maybe not.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 04, 2014 05:23 AM (2hPuZ)

929 I'm pretty sure, Glenn Beck has lost his shit.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at September 04, 2014 05:23 AM (2hPuZ)

Posted by: Vic at September 04, 2014 05:52 AM (T2V/1)

931 WTF with no comments on the ONT? Just what I need a goddam lecture from nannies running this blog. Had something to say but fuck it.

Posted by: RokShox at September 04, 2014 06:14 AM (LexE4)

932
I wanted to post my nude pictures, but I failed again because of the Bad Thoughts Police.

Posted by: Chris Kardashian at September 04, 2014 06:43 AM (3/wAJ)

933 So our lurker spent last night defending D-lamp from attacks from the "old ladies," huh? Too bad he didn't spend a fraction of that time reading.

I never called out D-lamp.

>>585 Looks like tenth nazgul is really concerned about the health of this blog.

I called out the folks who tried to equate commenters giving OTHER commenters what-for over their eagerness to see American journalists beheaded with the bannings at LGF.

Then again, if you spent all night on this thread without reading Maet's ONT which CONTAINED THE LINK TO THE REAL ONT, I think you have bigger problems than me and thunderb.

Posted by: Y-not at September 04, 2014 07:29 AM (zDsvJ)

934 er... okay, now Different Strategies is linked in nick.

My site's URLs are short enough that Pixy will accept them, and I've never had a complaint, but after the fuss a commenter kicked up yesterday about long lines blowing out the margins, I'm going to try to be more conscientious about using shortened links, our putting the link in the nick. For the children.

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's sunrise!... almost at September 04, 2014 08:06 AM (2xLn2)

935 drat. wrong thread.

Posted by: mindful webworker - it's sunrise!... almost at September 04, 2014 08:13 AM (/k8x4)

936 And yet you & your sock keep ginning more up.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 03, 2014 11:27 PM (C3ftc)


You can't even admit you were wrong. Lie and deflect is the best you can do...

Posted by: The Progs at September 04, 2014 08:33 AM (iQIUe)

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