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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: loneduck at August 08, 2014 03:36 PM (zS9LP)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at August 08, 2014 03:36 PM (TR90z)
Posted by: 1bulwetweft at August 08, 2014 03:37 PM (TR90z)
I have a garden that is being ruinated by a goddamn gopher.
I thought at first it was a mole, but moles only dig tunnels so they can eat bugs and worms underground; gophers dig tunnels so they can eat roots and plants.
I've never actually seen the critter, but the tunnels go under my vegetables and the things eats the shit out of the roots and then sometimes up the stalks, and kills all the plants.
TECHNIQUES I HAVE ALREADY TRIED TO USE AND FAILED:
1. Drowning. I stuck a hose into an exposed hole, and turned the water on full-blast. Sure enough, it went straight down the gopher hole (never once overflowed) and I flooded the shit out of their tunnel system. But here's the crazy thing: I ran that hose FULL BLAST for over 20 MINUTES, and it never filled up the hole!! The tunnel system must be vast. I even searched around for some distant downhill hole where the water could be outflowing, but never found any. And even after all that - the critter still keeps digging and eating. Wasn't drowned. (Gophers make "escape hatches" that are uphill from the tunnels, I realize).
2. Coyote piss. I happened to have a big bottle of coyote piss (I got a long time ago to drive away the deer), and I sprayed that stuff all over, around and in all visible holes. (It's supposed to drive the gophers away). But it failed. They stayed.
3. Physically destroying the tunnels. A futile desperate gesture. Didn't work.
So now what do I do?????
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:38 PM (izqG1)
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 03:38 PM (lbOlz)
Posted by: not Greg Gutfeld at August 08, 2014 03:39 PM (nm1R+)
Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 03:40 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Soothsayer of The Righteous And Harmonious Fists (-419 days left until climate chaos) at August 08, 2014 03:40 PM (vm79/)
Just pretend that the gopher is a metaphor for liberalism, and the coyote piss is AosHQ.
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:41 PM (izqG1)
Posted by: flounder at August 08, 2014 03:41 PM (sDapq)
Granddad would sit off a ways, very still like, and when they pop their head out, BAM! 30-30.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 03:41 PM (lbOlz)
Posted by: Soothsayer of The Righteous And Harmonious Fists (-419 days left until climate chaos) at August 08, 2014 03:41 PM (vm79/)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 08, 2014 03:41 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Chris Matthews at August 08, 2014 03:42 PM (G8ga7)
How big are the tunnels?
I'll say this, around here we get "voles" which are like little mice that eat the roots. They're hard to manage (my parents pour mouse killer down the holes.)
Moles tend to kill the roots on their way buy which seem to look like eating.
But if we're talking something Mole sized a mole trap should be able to kill it.
The "easy set mole eliminator" was a godsend when we got a mole.
So easy my wife set it up while I was out of town. You literally do the following:
1) tamp down tunnel with foot.
2) Place trap in tunnel
3) step on trap to set it
4) wait until sprung and then dig up. (Which is really just pulling it out.)
She caught the damned thing in about 36 hours (then left it for me to dig up when I got home.)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 03:42 PM (HDwDg)
I have a garden that is being ruinated by a goddamn gopher.
I thought at first it was a mole, but moles only dig tunnels so they can eat bugs and worms underground; gophers dig tunnels so they can eat roots and plants.
Posted by: zombie
Go to Home Depot, avoid scrum of illegals, go to gardening section, acquire gopher traps, purchase gopher traps.
Make stakes. Stakes, not steaks.
Tie each trap to one stake with strong twine.
Stake down stake near fresh gopher hole. Stick trap into hole. Widen the hole with trowel if necessary.
Check traps daily. Move traps to fresh hole if gopher is not caught.
Dispose of gopher quietly.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2014 03:42 PM (+1qpH)
Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 03:43 PM (3ZtZW)
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 08, 2014 03:43 PM (TIIx5)
http://preview.tinyurl.com/llpv9vw
Sing it with me! All together now!
"Layers of fact-checkers and editors..."
Posted by: torquewrench at August 08, 2014 03:43 PM (noWW6)
Oh, that reminds me.
You can also buy "Gopher gas" which is basically a long burn fire cracker. You seal up the holes but one, light it and throw it in that hole. Then seal behind it.
It poisons the thing. But you aren't supposed to use them close to buildings due to the possibility of burning.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 03:44 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: rickb223, District 13
.22 lr varmint round?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
A. I've never actually seen the thing. It must only peek out in the wee hours of the morning or something.
B. I'se afeared of guns and don't own one.
G. Illegal to fire guns in this burg outdoors anyway, even if I did own one.
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:44 PM (izqG1)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD needs no thrusters at August 08, 2014 03:44 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2014 03:44 PM (qRGTU)
Posted by: flounder
Fascinating. Thanks for the tip!
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:44 PM (izqG1)
CAC also drops by for an election update.
Finds Brandon Finnigan is already in the room. Then this happens:
http://youtu.be/D01mdGW9-Zg
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2014 03:45 PM (kdS6q)
I have almost finished listening to the whole thing, but then received my Pandemic game (thanks Ace!) and was reading the rules.
Andy Levy is a great conversationalist (he's like the Energizer Bunny).
Like I said, I'm not done listening, but I sure would like to hear more on what he thinks a Libertarian is... He dances around it a lot, hits on it tangentially, but I never get the sense of where he's coming from. (I do watch RedEye -- but only in Roku reruns, and for some reason Roku does not include them all, or timely, which sucks. But, I try to gauge his "libertarian" stance on the show, but, it's harder.)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 08, 2014 03:45 PM (IXrOn)
<<<
I'd go with push him overboard. Just make sure there are no witnesses.
Posted by: Capt. Stubing at August 08, 2014 03:45 PM (nm1R+)
>>>G. Illegal to fire guns in this burg outdoors anyway, even if I did own one.
Airgun
but really, go to home depot and get the peanuts
Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 03:46 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 08, 2014 03:46 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: maddogg who longs for ebola to clean out the garbage at August 08, 2014 03:46 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Robert Wagner at August 08, 2014 03:46 PM (qRGTU)
Posted by: Zhytamyr at August 08, 2014 03:47 PM (91nzM)
They are a real problem. There is no good way to control them.
Poison works but produces by-catch in terms of also killing anything that eats the dead gopher, to include house pets.
I keep wondering if trained ferrets could clean out the burrows.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 08, 2014 03:48 PM (noWW6)
tsrblke, PhD(c)
Go to Home Depot, avoid scrum of illegals, go to gardening section, acquire gopher traps, purchase gopher traps.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Sigh...I guess what you're both telling me is that traps are the way to go. I was hoping to avoid having to use traps! But if there is no other way...
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:48 PM (izqG1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2014 03:48 PM (+1qpH)
Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 08, 2014 03:49 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Richard Gere at August 08, 2014 03:49 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:38 PM (izqG1)
Ruger 10/22, bottle of your favorite and a rocking chair.
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 03:49 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: maddogg who longs for ebola to clean out the garbage at August 08, 2014 03:49 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at August 08, 2014 03:49 PM (vgIRn)
Try to find out why it's doing what it's doing.
Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2014 03:50 PM (VhqUZ)
Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 03:50 PM (3ZtZW)
1- don't really know much about him or what he stands for
2- lots and lots of historical baggage
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 08, 2014 03:50 PM (IXrOn)
Maybe you could just make friends with the gopher.
Try to find out why it's doing what it's doing.
Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2014 03:50 PM (VhqUZ)
That's what I was thinking.
Posted by: Libtard at August 08, 2014 03:51 PM (sDapq)
sayin, is all
Garden was 200 x 200. He'd sit on the back porch. He said he didn't have to run after it if he only winged it.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 03:51 PM (lbOlz)
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:51 PM (izqG1)
>>>Around here, Western pocket gophers are pretty trapwise and will often
just pack the trap with pushed dirt, or re-tunnel around it.<<<
I've trained them well.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at August 08, 2014 03:51 PM (nm1R+)
>>>.Ruger 10/22, bottle of your favorite and a rocking chair.
Its San Francisco. Invite a bunch of friends over to sit atop the holes
Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 03:51 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: maddogg who longs for ebola to clean out the garbage at August 08, 2014 03:52 PM (xWW96)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 08, 2014 03:52 PM (oFCZn)
Althouse has officially gone full retard:
http://althouse.blogspot.com/2014/08/i-will-not-allow-
united-states-to-be.html
I knew she was "special" when she voted for Obama twice.
But, this is simply delusional.
I guess even now she'd vote for Obama cuz this time
this time he's going to get it right.
Hint to Althouse: There is no there there. He's a con man and you're still falling for the con.
Posted by: naturafake at August 08, 2014 03:52 PM (0cMkb)
I said later I forgot about the gas bomb.
seemed easy enough to use. But my varmint problem was close to my house so I couldn't use it.
Amdro makes it, look under "Gopher Gasser" (but I don't think Lowes sells it. Home depot does.)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 03:52 PM (HDwDg)
Granddad would sit off a ways, very still like, and when they pop their head out, BAM! 30-30.
Posted by: rickb223,
.22 lr varmint round?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
A .375 H and H magmum will kill a gopher, so will an 80 mm morter. Just sayin'...
Posted by: maddogg
Don't listen to these city-slickers trying to sell you their fancy machine contraptions.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2014 03:53 PM (+1qpH)
Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 03:54 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Costanza Defense at August 08, 2014 03:54 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Hussein Clown Posse at August 08, 2014 03:54 PM (nm1R+)
Posted by: Sambo at August 08, 2014 03:54 PM (9UV3C)
Posted by: torquewrench
Now we're gettin' somewhere.
------------------
I would assume you're in California where, sadly, owning a ferret is illegal.
Posted by: junior at August 08, 2014 03:54 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: The Gophers at August 08, 2014 03:54 PM (0cMkb)
seemed easy enough to use. But my varmint problem was close to my house so I couldn't use it.
Amdro makes it, look under "Gopher Gasser" (but I don't think Lowes sells it. Home depot does.)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months!
This garden is directly under my windows. Poison gas does not seem wise.
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:54 PM (izqG1)
Posted by: Capt. Stubing
Ahhh. The old "Robert Wagner" trick!
--Maxwell Smart
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 03:55 PM (lbOlz)
Try to find out why it's doing what it's doing.
Heh.
What is the root cause of his behavior?
Why does he hate you and what can you do to fix that?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2014 03:55 PM (D/504)
Grandpa used to sit on his porch and use his 410 bore.
I half think it was sport more than anything.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 03:55 PM (HDwDg)
seemed easy enough to use. But my varmint problem was close to my house so I couldn't use it.
Amdro makes it, look under
burritos.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 03:56 PM (lbOlz)
Posted by: maddogg who longs for ebola to clean out the garbage at August 08, 2014 03:56 PM (xWW96)
https://news.vice.com/video/the-islamic-state-part-2
Posted by: Costanza Defense at August 08, 2014 03:56 PM (ZPrif)
You could hire some Special Forces types to help with the gopher. They'll make contact with the gopher, ignore all State Department directives and Theater Commander Rules of Engagement by building rapport with the gopher and winning its heart and mind. Train it to kill other gophers. Then file an enormous travel settlement upon return.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2014 03:56 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 03:56 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2014 03:57 PM (VhqUZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2014 03:57 PM (5nOMA)
Or perhaps a curari dipped blow dart.
Posted by: Robert Wagner at August 08, 2014 03:57 PM (qRGTU)
Posted by: maddogg who longs for ebola to clean out the garbage at
Innnnteresting. Will look into that.
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:57 PM (izqG1)
I was able to figure out pretty quickly what Luap Nard is all about when he started whining about what an "unreasonable imposition" it is to ask people to show ID in order to vote.
Yeah, like it's an "unreasonable imposition" to show ID to cash a check, rent a car, get on a plane, buy booze, buy a gun, check into a hotel, enter many government facilities, and a bunch of other quite routine things that ordinary citizens manage to get done regardless of the "unreasonable imposition" of showing ID.
It's pandering bullshit that implicitly endorses a key tenet of abusive liberalism, and I'll have none of it, nor of Nard.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 08, 2014 03:57 PM (noWW6)
with the gopher. They'll make contact with the gopher, ignore all State
Department directives and Theater Commander Rules of Engagement by
building rapport with the gopher and winning its heart and mind. Train
it to kill other gophers. Then file an enormous travel settlement upon
return.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2014 03:56 PM (TIIx5)
so... you're not new to this, I see ; )
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 03:57 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: GOP monkeys, fucking a football at August 08, 2014 03:58 PM (nm1R+)
Posted by: torquewrench
Now we're gettin' somewhere.
------------------
I would assume you're in California where, sadly, owning a ferret is illegal.
Posted by: junior at August 08, 2014 03:54 PM (UWFpX)
**************
Only if they are assault ferrets
Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 08, 2014 03:58 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 03:58 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 03:58 PM (3ZtZW)
-----------------
If I knew what I was doing, I could probably find plenty of them within an hour of where I lived. There are plenty of them in the wild here in California.
Posted by: junior at August 08, 2014 03:58 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 03:56 PM (x3YFz)
Yes, the neighbors all have cats that like to eat things (birds, mice etc.). I'm afraid one of them will end of dead from eating a poisoned gopher.
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:59 PM (izqG1)
The trick is to put the trap in between the gopher and the air source, which would be the opening of the gopher hole.
It also helps to find the main den. Once you find it, gas it with gopher gas bombs.
Finally, plant all of your plants inside wire mesh baskets. The gophers can't chew thru those.
Posted by: navybrat at August 08, 2014 03:59 PM (JgC5a)
ambush-interviewer Katie Couric, run by Obama fangirl Marissa Mayer), we
have this gem of military reportage:
http://preview.tinyurl.com/llpv9vw
Sing it with me! All together now!
"Layers of fact-checkers and editors..."
Posted by: torquewrench at August 08, 2014 03:43 PM (noWW6)
Yahoo is a total joke and gotten much worse since Mayer has take over. They run HuffPo and Think Progress crap up and down its front page pretending it's news
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 08, 2014 03:59 PM (1Jaio)
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 03:59 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Country Sam at August 08, 2014 03:59 PM (W6iIX)
Still have to dispose of the gopher of course.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2014 04:00 PM (+1qpH)
Posted by: GMan at August 08, 2014 04:00 PM (0pt9F)
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2014 04:01 PM (YS3vj)
Posted by: effit at August 08, 2014 04:01 PM (knfPD)
Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 04:02 PM (3ZtZW)
AoSHQ Podcast: Guest, Andy Levy
So!?!!?/??!???/????
What difference, at this point, does it make?!?1!?!?!?!!?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 08, 2014 04:02 PM (HSmrB)
it just occurred to me. Are you and "ncj" the same person?
Posted by: Sambo at August 08, 2014 04:02 PM (9UV3C)
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2014 04:02 PM (kdS6q)
Posted by: GMan
I did the hose thing, to no avail.
I have a suspicion that this is a vast tunnel network that extends into several neighbors' yards, so I can't control (or even see) where they escape to. Frustrating as hell.
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 04:03 PM (izqG1)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:03 PM (PYAXX)
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 03:56 PM (x3YFz)
I have never, ever seen that happen.
Plus the poisons today are not nearly as potent as they used to be
Posted by: Country Sam at August 08, 2014 04:03 PM (W6iIX)
strip naked, slather yourself with mud, perch on the garage roof with a
spear. Await the gopher, then spear it while yelling your personal
warcry that you recieved in the vision quest you did last week at the
New Age festival.
Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 04:02 PM (3ZtZW)
And though it goes without saying . . . pictures.
Posted by: flounder at August 08, 2014 04:03 PM (sDapq)
Naked, afraid, & alone is no way to go thru life.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:03 PM (lbOlz)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 08, 2014 04:03 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2014 04:04 PM (YS3vj)
They make a poison that gets put in the hole.
As been pointed out, just remember that that also makes the gopher poison should any pets eat it.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 04:04 PM (HDwDg)
>>>>I have a suspicion that this is a vast tunnel network that extends into several neighbors' yards, so I can't control (or even see) where they escape to.
Paranoid fantasy.
/hector
Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 04:04 PM (3ZtZW)
things (birds, mice etc.). I'm afraid one of them will end of dead from
eating a poisoned gopher.
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:59 PM (izqG1)
We recall June 27th, 2006, 2030 hours as "The Night of The Gopher."
My shep found one.
Now I didn't witness the fight, but to this day she has a patch of white hair maybe 20mm in radius on her nose.
She brought the top half of the gopher into the house.
I've seen zombie movies, war movies, seen people blowed up, bleeding, missing limbs, compound fractures, knees that bent in directions they're not supposed to bend... but that was the most horrific thing I'd ever seen.
Night of the Gopher.
/shudders
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:04 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl
That of course was the first thing I tried. I punctured a gas main, but other than that, no success.
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 04:04 PM (izqG1)
Get back to the ship, and nuke the thing from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:05 PM (PYAXX)
Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2014 04:05 PM (VhqUZ)
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:05 PM (lbOlz)
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 04:03 PM (izqG1)
I'd just watch 'Cadyshack' for gopher elimination tactics
Posted by: gloops at August 08, 2014 04:05 PM (W6iIX)
Fill up all the holes but one (that you can find). Stick the hose in, and stand by with a baseball bat. When the critter sticks his head up *whack*. Dead gopher, no more problem.
Posted by: GMan
Ninja, please. Zombie doesn't have time to wait around. Zombie has things to do like take pictures of inflated scrotum guy.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2014 04:05 PM (+1qpH)
i'm actually wearing a beretta storm compact in .40, not my springfield
still prefer the springfield though
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2014 04:05 PM (YS3vj)
Posted by: flounder at August 08, 2014 04:05 PM (sDapq)
Posted by: effit at August 08, 2014 04:05 PM (knfPD)
Posted by: Citizen X at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (DtGBM)
Get an air pistol.
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (2cS/G)
But they are relentless diggers.
My cat actually got one, once upon a time.
Posted by: navybrat at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (JgC5a)
But, this is simply delusional.
I guess even now she'd vote for Obama cuz this time
this time he's going to get it right.
Hint to Althouse: There is no there there. He's a con man and you're still falling for the con.
Posted by: naturafake at August 08, 2014 03:52 PM (0cMkb)
I thought Althouse voted for Romney. It's Megan McArdle that voted for Obama twice (IIRC).
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD needs no thrusters at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: kbdabear at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (aTXUx)
Well, did you check the expiration date???
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (SUKHu)
spear. Await the gopher, then spear it while yelling your personal
warcry that you recieved in the vision quest you did last week at the
New Age festival.<<<
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
Posted by: just like Ahhhnold in Predator at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (nm1R+)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 08, 2014 04:07 PM (eEBON)
I have a suspicion that this is a vast tunnel network that extends into
several neighbors' yards, so I can't control (or even see) where they
escape to. Frustrating as hell.
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 04:03 PM (izqG1)
I'd just watch 'Cadyshack' for gopher elimination tactics
Posted by: gloops at August 08, 2014 04:05 PM (W6iIX)
Tunnel network?
Islamic gophers.
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:07 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Citizen X at August 08, 2014 04:07 PM (7ObY1)
While I suspect strongly that the bulk of America is fiscally right-leaning and socially left-leaning (at least on key issues), that doesn't translate into libertarian victory.
The problem is, the basic philosophy of libertarianism is "I can do it better than government" and the basic philosophy of America is "government can do it better than me."
So when they are fiscally right leaning, that doesn't translate into smaller government and less spending, it means "lower my taxes and stop telling me I can't smoke weed, maaan" and "cut stupid spending (which is always something in another district that doesn't affect me)."
They don't want ANY cuts in social spending, they don't want ANY cuts in anything that affects them. They want stuff like shrimp on treadmills and lesbian bicycle seat studies cut. And cutting all of that wouldn't even equal a month's interest on the debt.
Libertarian and American political interests do intersect in some areas: legalizing some drugs, getting the government out of the size of soda cups, etc. But they are like lines drawn on two sheets of stacked glass: from a certain perspective they seem to meet up, but they're still quite a ways apart.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 08, 2014 04:07 PM (zfY+H)
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:07 PM (x3YFz)
Religion of peas.
Posted by: flounder at August 08, 2014 04:08 PM (sDapq)
Well, did you check the expiration date???
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (SUKHu)
knowing the horde, it probably got drank.
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:08 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: toby928(C) at August 08, 2014 04:08 PM (QupBk)
Well, did you check the expiration date???
Posted by: Mama AJ
My nose told me this stuff has no expiration date. In fact, it gets stronger with age.
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 04:08 PM (izqG1)
Holy fucking overkill, Batman!
Posted by: Citizen X at August 08, 2014 04:07 PM (7ObY1)
yeah, kinda pricey for me.
I'll stick with the pellet rifle.
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:09 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Citizen X at August 08, 2014 04:09 PM (7ObY1)
My Uncle plants castor bean plants at either end of his garden. He says they keep moles and gophers out of his garden. It seems to work.
Posted by: maddogg
Planting ghastly poisonousness invasive plants to potentially ward off a gopher seems like overkill, in a destroy the village to save the village sort of way.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 08, 2014 04:09 PM (kdS6q)
Here's the thing: I have the same problem, except its woodchucks - larger, meaner, eat a lot more, and fairly brazen about it.
I *had* one the size of a small dog, and fat, so it looked the size of a Boston Terrier. Made a hole right below the picnic table. It was my dad's house and he never dealt with it [likes critters is all] so I finally did.
poison peanuts. never saw him again.
Last week, a new woodchuck is using the same network of holes. Young un by his looks.
Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 04:10 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:10 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 08, 2014 04:10 PM (u8GsB)
Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2014 04:10 PM (fFWDS)
So, I just consider them both a type of weasel and fuggedaboudit.
Posted by: Citizen X at August 08, 2014 04:10 PM (7ObY1)
Holy fucking overkill, Batman!
But, by gollee, those gophers KNEW they were dead.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:10 PM (PYAXX)
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Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (2cS/G)
Funny part is all you have to do is honk your car horn and they all stand up.
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:10 PM (x3YFz)
Sorry for hijacking the thread, but now I must depart (carrying shotguns, poison gas, bear-traps, firehoses and bags of trained weasels).
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 04:11 PM (izqG1)
But they are relentless diggers.
My cat actually got one, once upon a time.
Posted by: navybrat at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (JgC5a)
We had a calico cat that was a hunting machine.
She would catch a gopher, eat everything but the jaws then leave the gopher jaws on our front porch as a trophy.
no idea how many gophers she got? dozens
Posted by: Country Sam at August 08, 2014 04:11 PM (W6iIX)
It will track and kill gopher(s) in its tunnel network.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2014 04:11 PM (qRGTU)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 08, 2014 04:11 PM (eEBON)
I'm livid!!
Posted by: Carol at August 08, 2014 04:11 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: flounder at August 08, 2014 04:12 PM (sDapq)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 08, 2014 04:12 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:12 PM (2cS/G)
And I needed the laughs, so thanks!
It's tgif, so I'm off to do some much-needed drinkin'.
Cit X out...have a great weekend, 'rons and 'ronettes!
Posted by: Citizen X at August 08, 2014 04:13 PM (7ObY1)
This episode is mostly a video of young boys playing in the river ... and being indoctrinated to kill all non-muslims. Nothing like watching a couple 10 year olds play splashing games in the water, and then vow to murder your family.
The jihadi dudes seem pretty calm and relaxed as they horse around with the kids, instruct them on why all infidels deserve to die and calmly tell strangers on the street that, if they know what's good for them, they will cover up their whore wife with a thicker fabric that blocks all light, not just some.
An up close look at how they recruit they fanatical followers -- tween boys with AKs looking to kill some infidels.
https://news.vice.com/video/the-islamic-state-part-2
Posted by: Costanza Defense at August 08, 2014 04:13 PM (ZPrif)
Reply back, "Que miras pendejo?"
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:13 PM (lbOlz)
Oh, what I wouldn't do to JoNo.
I mean, oh what I WOULD do to JoNo.
Posted by: Citizen X at August 08, 2014 04:14 PM (7ObY1)
Good to know. Sounds like what I need to do is buy an arsenal, and then pick what I like...Now to convince the wife.
Posted by: Sambo at August 08, 2014 04:14 PM (9UV3C)
Posted by: Feh at August 08, 2014 04:14 PM (ZUhiH)
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 04:11 PM (izqG1)
I cannot think of a more perfect loadout.
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:14 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Soothsayer of The Righteous And Harmonious Fists (-419 days left until climate chaos) at August 08, 2014 04:14 PM (vm79/)
Posted by: Country Sam at August 08, 2014 04:14 PM (W6iIX)
Something tells me the answer to the former question would be shorter than the answer to the latter.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:14 PM (PYAXX)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:15 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:12 PM (2cS/G)
yeah, it's all fun and fuzzy until it dawns on you that they're watching you back.
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:16 PM (x3YFz)
So shouldn't they have called the podcast Red Ear?
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 08, 2014 04:16 PM (SUKHu)
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 04:11 PM (izqG1)
I cannot think of a more perfect loadout.
For gophers or a trip to the strip club?
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:16 PM (lbOlz)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 08, 2014 04:16 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:17 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Ernie the mortician at August 08, 2014 04:18 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:16 PM (lbOlz)
yes?
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:18 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at August 08, 2014 04:18 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Nietzsche First Drafts at August 08, 2014 04:19 PM (dQoSM)
I scored, my wife is a gun nut so adding to the armory is easy
but.......
she is also Sicilian/Spanish so the odds of get shot is pretty high too
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2014 04:19 PM (YS3vj)
Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at August 08, 2014 04:19 PM (9+ccr)
They gave me case # yesterday @2:00 pm. I was supposed to hear from a supervisor w/in 24 hours. That 24 hours is now 24-48 hours! Business hours & I first called Tuesday & they told me I couldn't call until Thursday!
It's two live rose plants!
I'm calling again & answering survey!
Posted by: Carol at August 08, 2014 04:19 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:19 PM (PYAXX)
Posted by: Ernie the mortician at August 08, 2014 04:18 PM (vgIRn)
ahh. but never cross a man with a bag full of weasels.
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:19 PM (x3YFz)
>>>Funny part is all you have to do is honk your car horn and they all stand up.
No they run away
Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 04:19 PM (3ZtZW)
Oh, dear...Ace is on Twitter talking about sanitary napkins and tampons.
Posted by: Pug the Boneless at August 08, 2014 04:20 PM (q5gpz)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 08, 2014 04:20 PM (eEBON)
If that wasn't barrel-worthy, it should be.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 08, 2014 04:20 PM (SY2Kh)
I feel dirty for cheating on it with that sexy italian
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2014 04:20 PM (YS3vj)
Posted by: Feh at August 08, 2014 04:20 PM (ZUhiH)
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Posted by: Captain Steubing at August 08, 2014 04:21 PM (2cS/G)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2014 04:21 PM (qRGTU)
They gave me case # yesterday @2:00 pm. I was supposed to hear from a
supervisor w/in 24 hours. That 24 hours is now 24-48 hours! Business
hours I first called Tuesday they told me I couldn't call
until Thursday!
It's two live rose plants!
I'm calling again answering survey!
Posted by: Carol at August 08, 2014 04:19 PM (sj3Ax)
hon (talking Carol down from the clock tower), they're union.
I haven't met a non-idiot/jerk postal employee in 20 years. Boiled cabbage tastes like boiled cabbage, and postal workers are worthless.
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:21 PM (x3YFz)
I've always wanted to try pouring jellied gasoline down one of those holes, lighting a match, and seeing what happens.
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Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2014 04:21 PM (qRGTU)
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Cuz ya never know.
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Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:22 PM (lbOlz)
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2014 04:23 PM (YS3vj)
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:23 PM (x3YFz)
I>>>>'ve always wanted to try pouring jellied gasoline down one of those holes, lighting a match, and seeing what happens.
Supposedly, you can mix ammonia and dish detergent together and dump that down the hole
Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 04:23 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Earflaps McBaritone at August 08, 2014 04:24 PM (Y6xQZ)
Fuck off doucheweasel. This is my corner.
Posted by: Lace Wigs Guy at August 08, 2014 04:24 PM (sDapq)
They don't care.
The Post Office operates a monopoly (whenever you *can* avoid it, you should- but you often can't), so their "profits" (whoever heard of an unprofitable monopoly?) are assured. With your tax-dollars, if necessary.
That means their paychecks are assured. With your tax-dollars, if necessary.
That means it doesn't matter how badly they screw up, the only person it negatively affects is you, so why should they care?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:24 PM (PYAXX)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD needs no thrusters at August 08, 2014 04:06 PM (mf5HN)
I'm willing to be wrong, but I'm pretty sure I remember Althouse saying she was voting for Obama again in 2012.
Here. Have a consolation Frozen Pineapple Margarita.
*pours into USB*
Posted by: naturafake at August 08, 2014 04:24 PM (0cMkb)
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:22 PM (lbOlz)
Good point.
Carol if you need ammo...
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_______________________________________
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It's stuck on authentic techno gibberish.
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Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:38 PM (izqG1)
I've been posting about this idea for several weeks regarding the Hamas tunnels. It was originally designed for gophers.
http://youtu.be/CgztUzqaL3E
Posted by: D-Lamp at August 08, 2014 04:25 PM (Vutl+)
not sure I believe it though.
Posted by: Country Sam at August 08, 2014 04:25 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:25 PM (PYAXX)
We have an initiate.
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--The Barrel is almost too good for spammers like that.
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Posted by: toby928(C) at August 08, 2014 04:25 PM (QupBk)
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Let's try both ... at once !!!
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Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2014 04:26 PM (D/504)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 08, 2014 04:26 PM (zfY+H)
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I hate it when that happens.
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Posted by: Carol at August 08, 2014 04:26 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Seems legit at August 08, 2014 04:26 PM (Gm6Fd)
Posted by: toby928(C) at August 08, 2014 04:25 PM (QupBk)
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Posted by: Plasticizing the thumbtack at August 08, 2014 04:26 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:27 PM (PYAXX)
Can you just load one up with a worm and get rid of a mole?
Posted by: Feh at August 08, 2014 04:27 PM (ZUhiH)
HA a spam bot tried to spam the ancient system! That's fuckign funny.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 04:27 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: Country Sam at August 08, 2014 04:27 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 08, 2014 04:24 PM (eEBON)
I'll give it a go.
Posted by: machines for sale at August 08, 2014 04:27 PM (Y6xQZ)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at August 08, 2014 04:27 PM (zfY+H)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:27 PM (2cS/G)
but.......
she is also Sicilian/Spanish so the odds of get shot is pretty high too
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2014 04:19 PM (YS3vj)
I guess I should rephrase. My wife is also strongly in favor of being armed. The obstacle is finances, so I would need to convince her that multiple firearms is more important than, say, refinishing our currently bare plywood floors.
And I'm with you. My wife has every bit of her Latina temper to make arming her somewhat dangerous :-).
Posted by: Sambo at August 08, 2014 04:27 PM (9UV3C)
Might as well bring in the experts.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 08, 2014 04:27 PM (SY2Kh)
OK, must go out on gopher patrol!
Sorry for hijacking the thread, but now I must depart (carrying
shotguns, poison gas, bear-traps, firehoses and bags of trained
weasels).
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 04:11 PM (izqG1)
You gotta be kiddin? I just posted what looks to me like the best way to deal with Hamas and Gopher tunnels, and you've bugged out?
Timing is everything I guess.
Posted by: D-Lamp at August 08, 2014 04:28 PM (Vutl+)
Posted by: toby928(C) at August 08, 2014 04:28 PM (QupBk)
Let's try both ... at once !!!
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 08, 2014 04:25 PM (jQjuB)
shhh! mixing bathroom cleaners is one of the few remaining avenues of natural selection. Don't jinx it.
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:28 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 08, 2014 04:29 PM (zfY+H)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2014 04:29 PM (5nOMA)
Both are bleach based so....
I'm guessing...nothing.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 04:29 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: Christopher Taylor
_________________________________________
I've mentioned the same thing here before as well. Then, this past Sunday, I had a delivery coming that was marked "address undeliverable". This is the same address that they've been delivering to for six days a week without fail. My guess is some lazy bastard was pissed about working on a Sunday and decided not to deliver anything, just sit at the post office and draw the overtime money.
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 08, 2014 04:29 PM (eEBON)
-------------------
And there's nothing worse than a gopher that doesn't know it's dead. Stupid zombified tunnel diggers, out looking for brains.
Posted by: junior at August 08, 2014 04:29 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2014 04:30 PM (qRGTU)
Posted by: Dumbass lefty at August 08, 2014 04:30 PM (Gm6Fd)
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2014 04:19 PM (YS3vj)
Are you insane? No, really. WHY!?
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:30 PM (x3YFz)
I heard a story about a pissed off farmer who filled the gophers tunnels with propane then lite it.
not sure I believe it though.
Posted by: Country Sam at August 08, 2014 04:25 PM (W6iIX)
No, it's true. Developed in Purcell Oklahoma. They are now selling the things.
http://youtu.be/CgztUzqaL3E
Posted by: D-Lamp at August 08, 2014 04:30 PM (Vutl+)
"184 Posted by: xghbhmbqwn at August 08, 2014 04:22 PM (nAkB/)"
That's hard to argue against that.
Posted by: lowandslow at August 08, 2014 04:30 PM (yfEHS)
Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2014 04:10 PM (fFWDS)
Welp, I guess I'm wrong. Ding Dang it.
Still doesn't excuse the tremendous amount of stupid present in her post.
That's quite the fantasy world she's living in.
No margarita left for you, buzzion.
Here's a few peanuts I picked up from the bar floor.
*shoves into USB port*
Posted by: naturafake at August 08, 2014 04:31 PM (0cMkb)
There isn't much left once Isaac makes his way through the passenger list.
Posted by: Gopher at August 08, 2014 04:31 PM (W2oO0)
Posted by: toby928(C) Contrarian at August 08, 2014 04:31 PM (QupBk)
I'm guessing...nothing.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 04:29 PM (HDwDg)
I believe it is clorox and windex combination that get you clorine gas
Posted by: Country Sam at August 08, 2014 04:32 PM (W6iIX)
Story time!
My father-in-law is a real-life Red Green. Here: have example: http://youtu.be/rdGy2zBH1tc
So, when my wife was a young slip of a thing, some bees decided to take up residence in the walls of their back entrance room (hard to explain). There were two fairly large holes.
So what does F-i-L do? He decides to get rid of them. First he covers one hole with plywood. He then takes a weed-whacker, and rigs it up so he can turn it on and leave it on, then places it in the second hole- and turns it on. He then goes back to the other side of the wall, and pounds on it real hard.
Once he turned off the weed-whacker, he went inside and advised everyone not to go out back without their shoes on.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:32 PM (PYAXX)
I'm taking something to calm down & going outside.
I printed info & will file $50 claim tonight!
I don't care if it's really our $ but I was charged for the shipping & insurance!
Posted by: Carol at August 08, 2014 04:32 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2014 04:29 PM (5nOMA)
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Posted by: Jen at August 08, 2014 04:32 PM (vMNDp)
Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2014 04:33 PM (VhqUZ)
When are you going to get Joanne Nosuchinsky on the cast...
Oh, what I wouldn't do to JoNo.
I mean, oh what I WOULD do to JoNo.
Posted by: Citizen X at August 08, 2014 04:14 PM (7ObY1)
The things I'm going to do for my country......
Posted by: Xander Cage at August 08, 2014 04:33 PM (TIIx5)
Posted by: ScoggDog - L5A at August 08, 2014 04:33 PM (jQjuB)
Wow. Throw in an occasional "SHOE SALE!!!!!" and it's like a window into the female brain.
Posted by: Just Some Guy at August 08, 2014 04:33 PM (vgIRn)
Posted by: Bob Dole at August 08, 2014 04:33 PM (W2oO0)
Both are bleach based so....
I'm guessing...nothing.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 04:29 PM (HDwDg)
Drano and any basic (as in acid/base) compound...
some idiot hippie will make a drug out of it or some clown terrorist will make a bomb out of it.
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:33 PM (x3YFz)
-------------------------
My favorite is when I marked something "Return to Sender - No Such Resident", drop it in the mailbox on the corner, and then find it in my mail the next day.
Posted by: junior at August 08, 2014 04:33 PM (UWFpX)
Clorox & household ammonia?
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:34 PM (lbOlz)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:34 PM (2cS/G)
Is drano acidic now.
Huh I always get that confused.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 04:34 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: toby928(C) Contrarian at August 08, 2014 04:35 PM (QupBk)
Huh I always get that confused.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c)
_________________________________
It doesn't taste acidic...
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 08, 2014 04:35 PM (eEBON)
explody or toxic thingys are frighteningly easy to make.
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:35 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 08, 2014 04:35 PM (eEBON)
...try it again.
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:36 PM (x3YFz)
Welcome them for they are the future of your yard and your home.
In ten years, gophers will make up 52% of the inhabitants of your house.
Welcome them with love and carrots.
Posted by: Jeb Bush at August 08, 2014 04:37 PM (0cMkb)
Louisiana pays a $10 bounty per nutria tail.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:37 PM (lbOlz)
The Gophers invasion of your yard is an act of Love.
Welcome them for they are the future of your yard and your home.
In ten years, gophers will make up 52% of the inhabitants of your house.
Welcome them with love and carrots.
Posted by: Jeb Bush at August 08, 2014 04:37 PM (0cMkb)
Doing the jobs the squirrels won't do.
Posted by: MSM at August 08, 2014 04:38 PM (sDapq)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:39 PM (2cS/G)
Louisiana pays a $10 bounty per nutria tail.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:37 PM (lbOlz)
Growing up, the ranchers gave us $0.25/tail
Shit... I see a business opportunity.
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:39 PM (x3YFz)
Absolutely!
If by "love and carrots" you mean "bait and .22lr"
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:39 PM (PYAXX)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 08, 2014 04:39 PM (IXrOn)
In your father-in-law's defense, it probably worked well.
Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 08, 2014 04:39 PM (zfY+H)
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:37 PM (lbOlz)
that is alot.
whenst I was a kid the ditch company only paid $.25 per gopher tail.
Posted by: Country Sam at August 08, 2014 04:39 PM (W6iIX)
Posted by: Peggy Hill at August 08, 2014 04:40 PM (Y6xQZ)
Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 04:40 PM (3ZtZW)
I wonder if you could sell one the nose and the other the tail...
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:40 PM (PYAXX)
That wouldn't cover the cost of the .22lr round now.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:40 PM (lbOlz)
Oh, indeed it did.
That makes it no less redneck.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:41 PM (PYAXX)
Posted by: Bigby's Fingerbowl at August 08, 2014 04:41 PM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Carol at August 08, 2014 04:41 PM (sj3Ax)
If there's one with a propeller on it's behind, pick that one.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:42 PM (PYAXX)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:42 PM (PYAXX)
Posted by: Tami at August 08, 2014 04:42 PM (v0/PR)
Posted by: Lincolntf at August 08, 2014 04:42 PM (2cS/G)
We even have a 2mm mortar section. Spec ops. Dangerous. Squirrely and stuff.
No shit: unit patch:
http://greyttimes.com/?p=778
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:42 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:43 PM (PYAXX)
Posted by: . at August 08, 2014 04:43 PM (vgIRn)
Oh, indeed it did.
That makes it no less redneck.
Works and someone gets hurt = classic redneck.
Works and someone doesn't get hurt = still redneck.
Just a smart one.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:43 PM (lbOlz)
Posted by: Pug the Boneless at August 08, 2014 04:43 PM (q5gpz)
Posted by: flounder at August 08, 2014 03:41 PM (sDapq)
Blast Yoko Ono music into the hole. They'll all commit suicide.
Posted by: The Hobo Wears PHONE! at August 08, 2014 04:43 PM (XeGAx)
States need to start to have mandated primaries in cases like this. Oh, and closed primaries, too.
And yeah, I'm still pissed off about Alexander winning. Open primaries and splitters. What could go wrong?
http://tinyurl.com/olao66f
Posted by: joanne at August 08, 2014 04:43 PM (s/quq)
Posted by: navycopjoe at August 08, 2014 04:43 PM (YS3vj)
Posted by: The Barrel at August 08, 2014 04:44 PM (sDapq)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 08, 2014 04:45 PM (W2oO0)
This is the same man who once got himself stuck inside a pontoon.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:45 PM (PYAXX)
Posted by: eleven at August 08, 2014 04:45 PM (VhqUZ)
Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2014 04:46 PM (W2oO0)
Works and someone doesn't get hurt = still redneck.
Just a smart one.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:43 PM (lbOlz)
as long as it worked.
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:46 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 03:38 PM (lbOlz)
my younger sister
FOR AN HOUR
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 08, 2014 04:47 PM (IXrOn)
http://fanmma.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/paige-vanzant-2.jpg
Look at those elbows.
And some music : Beautiful Fighter by Angela from the anime Corpse Princess - http://youtu.be/xCVnaNyFXjU
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2014 04:47 PM (5nOMA)
Somehow "I'd hit it" doesn't seem appropriate in this instance...
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:48 PM (PYAXX)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2014 04:48 PM (qRGTU)
Redneck whiteboard.
Sheet of plain white paper laminated. Dry erase marker.
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 04:48 PM (lbOlz)
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That tends to attract beetles, though. You might be exchanging one problem for another.
Posted by: junior at August 08, 2014 04:49 PM (UWFpX)
Friday random music selection
Bleachers - I Wanna Get Better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5osPtE7kXI
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 08, 2014 04:49 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:49 PM (PYAXX)
http://fanmma.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/paige-vanzant-2.jpg
Look at those elbows.
And some music : Beautiful Fighter by Angela from the anime Corpse Princess - http://youtu.be/xCVnaNyFXjU
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2014 04:47 PM (5nOMA)
Why is punching that girl in the face a good idea?
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:49 PM (x3YFz)
Seems to me beer should be involved at some point too. (Or other booze)
I remember going down to my friends farm to set up for Deer season (clear out some of the trails, get some other things ready.)
We were supposed to move a log to the front porch so his dad could carve their name into it.
Thing was heaver than we expected and we couldn't get a good grip on it. Resolved to deal with it later we went back in and drank.
Bout and hour later we here some chain being messed with and the old tractor start up and a heck of a sound.
Friend tied the log to the tractor and is got the pedal to the floor.
This was of course and obvious solution, it was the booze and the "YEE-HAAAW!" that made it redneck.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 04:50 PM (HDwDg)
Senate Conservatives Fund hasn't done well since Jim DeMint left.
Posted by: Carol at August 08, 2014 04:50 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 08, 2014 04:50 PM (SY2Kh)
JUST IN: James Brady's death ruled homicide - from John Hickley's gunshot in 1981 http://nbcnews.to/1muvWp1
Posted by: Tami at August 08, 2014 04:50 PM (v0/PR)
"Hold my beer and watch _this_"
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:51 PM (PYAXX)
Small post office makes all the difference in the world!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 08, 2014 04:51 PM (o3MSL)
get a good grip on it. Resolved to deal with it later we went back in
and drank.
Bout and hour later we here some chain being messed with and the old tractor start up and a heck of a sound.
Friend tied the log to the tractor and is got the pedal to the floor.
This was of course and obvious solution, it was the booze and the "YEE-HAAAW!" that made it redneck.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 04:50 PM (HDwDg)
Hah... good stuff. Never let smart stand in the way of a solution. (btdt)
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:51 PM (x3YFz)
That tends to attract beetles, though. You might be exchanging one problem for another.
Posted by: junior at August 08, 2014 04:49 PM (UWFpX)
Perfect.
Posted by: The Hobo Wears PHONE! at August 08, 2014 04:52 PM (XeGAx)
So are they saying that what killed him was the bullet? Wasn't that, you know, removed?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:52 PM (PYAXX)
Why is punching that girl in the face a good idea?
Try it and find out.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 08, 2014 04:50 PM (SY2Kh)
uh...
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:53 PM (x3YFz)
The chains also made it easier to get a hold of the log to get it up the steps to the porch.
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) And father to be in 5 months! at August 08, 2014 04:53 PM (HDwDg)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:56 PM (PYAXX)
Posted by: Tami at August 08, 2014 04:50 PM (v0/PR)
oh for the love of god....
Following that logic trail of stupidity, my mom is culpable in my eventual death for giving birth to me.
Fucking liberals and their precision at avoiding logic.
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 04:56 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2014 04:56 PM (5nOMA)
So are they saying that what killed him was the bullet? Wasn't that, you know, removed?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Derringer Bandit. at August 08, 2014 04:52 PM (PYAXX)
I dunno what they're talking about. The link goes to a video, 'Flashback: The Legacy of Jim Brady.' Can't find anything on what their tweet says.
Posted by: Tami at August 08, 2014 04:56 PM (v0/PR)
Breaking News @BreakingNews
Death of Reagan press secretary James Brady ruled a homicide, stemming from 1981 shooting - @NBCNews http://www.breakingnews.com/t/Tds
Posted by: Costanza Defense at August 08, 2014 04:57 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Mustelidae Nivalis at August 08, 2014 04:57 PM (IQI2h)
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2014 03:38 PM (izqG1)
Chocolate ex-lax.
Have someone run/stmop around the tunnel system and the slip a bunch of the flavored ex-lax into the hole.
The gophers will eat it up and then literally s**t themselves to death in their burrows.
Posted by: The Lax Hat at August 08, 2014 04:57 PM (QxHhO)
I guess.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at August 08, 2014 04:58 PM (ZPrif)
In fact Neil Bush and Scott Hinkley had dinner plans to talk business when the assassination attempt happened.
Of course the media has memory holed these connections or didn't look to closely into them.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2014 04:58 PM (qRGTU)
Lamination's pretty fancy. You meant "coated in plastic packing tape", right?
Posted by: HR braucht ein Bier at August 08, 2014 04:58 PM (/kI1Q)
I guess.
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Over 30 years later?
Doesn't sound like his life was shortened all that much...
Posted by: junior at August 08, 2014 04:59 PM (UWFpX)
http://tinyurl.com/qez2284
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 08, 2014 04:59 PM (5nOMA)
I'm afraid if I go to Post Office they'll say it's out for delivery!
Posted by: Carol at August 08, 2014 05:00 PM (sj3Ax)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2014 05:00 PM (+1qpH)
East of Brussels @EastOfBrussels 9h
#Russia troops downed #MH17, mistook it for #Aeroflot intended to serve as invasion pretext http://www.themoscowtimes.com/article/504793.html
Posted by: Costanza Defense at August 08, 2014 05:00 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: ginaswo at August 08, 2014 05:00 PM (+X1qa)
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 05:02 PM (lbOlz)
I'm afraid if I go to Post Office they'll say it's out for delivery!
Posted by: Carol at August 08, 2014 05:00 PM (sj3Ax)
Well, if I were you, I'd risk it. I would have done it sooner though. And if it was out for delivery, you'd have it.
Posted by: Tami at August 08, 2014 05:02 PM (v0/PR)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2014 05:02 PM (qRGTU)
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Not that I'm saying it isn't possible. But given that the Ukrainians are the source of this story, I think I'd like a lot more information - namely about how they learned this - before I start giving even a little credence to it.
Posted by: junior at August 08, 2014 05:03 PM (UWFpX)
Posted by: rickb223, District 13 at August 08, 2014 05:04 PM (lbOlz)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2014 05:02 PM (qRGTU)
i will be so glad when this meme dies.
Posted by: TangoNine (Does this nic make my ass look fat?) at August 08, 2014 05:05 PM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 08, 2014 05:07 PM (qRGTU)
Posted by: Golfman in NC at August 08, 2014 05:11 PM (YTKyk)
Posted by: wheatie at August 08, 2014 05:12 PM (+ONOg)
The deep placement is to get the gopher to eat the bait, but has the added advantage of keeping poison away from other animals. The poison is strong stuff - the brand I favor contains strychnine. (Note: The bait is seeds or peanuts.)
Posted by: W at August 08, 2014 05:16 PM (eLPRh)
Posted by: Carl Spackler at August 08, 2014 05:39 PM (zfY+H)
Posted by: wheatie at August 08, 2014 06:13 PM (+ONOg)
Great Podcast, guys!
In fact...this is one of the best podcasts ever.
Thanks!
Posted by: wheatie at August 08, 2014 06:13 PM (+ONOg)
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Agree, I think they are getting better with these over time, and I never thought they were bad.
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