John Kerry Disappears from World During Weekend of Crisis, But Posts Photo to Reassure World He is Well In Command

Kerry's absence from the scene was noted, and criticized. (Instapundit disagrees, and thinks it's Smart Diplomacy to keep Kerry out of Diplomacy.)

However, a visitor Nantucket has posted a picture of Kerry.

Unless that Nantucker is playing a prank without signaling it, that photo is real.

In other Open Thread news:

The Free Beacon has gone private and for-profit. They started as a non-profit, funded by the Center for American Freedom, but I guess they're experiencing enough success that they can strike out on their own and turn a profit.

And that's pretty hard on the internet.

At the Federalist, The Meatball ponders what would constitute a Republican "wave" win in the November elections. As far as the Senate, he has a specific number in mind: 8 seats.

Meanwhile, Dennis Praeger has a video out explaining the ~~complicated~~ simple problem in the Israel-Hamas war.

More: I posted another video below the fold.

Corrected: I incorrectly wrote that Kerry posted this picture. He did not. It was a visitor to Nantucket who says he snapped the photo of Kerry.

I botched the correction, too. The guy wasn't a resident, but, he says, a visitor.

Go Pro's "Epic Roof Jump" Video. I don't even know what to say about this.

Go Pro (which makes a camera you mount on your head, for filming stunts) had a stuntman named Ethan Swanson execute a roof jump.

I've got a lot of problems with this video.

First of all, I think it's impossible to just skid off a roof and land on a metal circular staircase without dying. I mean, what happened to his forward momentum?

And he planned that? He planned to commit suicide?

Who would plan a jump that terminates after a skid into an area filled with metal fencing?

Second of all: When the camera shows him from the side, why does he freeze in mid-air (a standard photographic effect, fine on its own) while the train behind him seems to continue at its normal speed?

Anyway, I'm just throwing this out there.

I think I linked another Go Pro viral video, one about a guy snowboarding down a very steep cliff.

Maybe I shouldn't link these.

Posted by: Ace at 07:38 PM

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1 Please tell me that is a photoshop if Kerry.

Posted by: Gropp at August 04, 2014 07:37 PM (gxPh6)

2 *of. Sheesh.

Posted by: Gropp at August 04, 2014 07:38 PM (gxPh6)

3 No one in this clown car of an administration owns a man's bicycle?

That explains quite a bit...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 04, 2014 07:39 PM (0HooB)

4 Uber hip rich white guy on a girls bike with a company of secret service agents in the background.

Posted by: Smythe the Last at August 04, 2014 07:39 PM (9eGnF)

5 Where is his helmet?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 04, 2014 07:39 PM (cZmyL)

6 It's a prank - that's a girl's bike. C'Mon!!

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 04, 2014 07:39 PM (jPT60)

7 Where's the clown nose? He's not wearing the clown nose!

WHERE'S THE CLOWN NOSE???

Posted by: filbert at August 04, 2014 07:39 PM (roTS7)

8 He's rocking those lavender spokes. All he needs is a ponytail with a "hello kitty" clip

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 04, 2014 07:39 PM (3kZUM)

9 Is he carrying something in his left hand?

Is that ... a parasol?

Posted by: Phinn at August 04, 2014 07:41 PM (i5GO4)

10 WTF?!?

Posted by: steevy at August 04, 2014 07:41 PM (zqvg6)

11 And you thought I was bad on the girls bike with a bike helmet.

Posted by: SCOAMF at August 04, 2014 07:41 PM (JE2JL)

12 I bet Kerry's dog is sick of him, too.

Posted by: hepcat at August 04, 2014 07:42 PM (Q4mug)

13
It's... too... easy...

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at August 04, 2014 07:42 PM (/FnUH)

14 Oh brother, suddenly Kerry trying to toss a football or when he tried to pretend to be a hunter.... those failure pictures are far more manly than the above photo.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 04, 2014 07:42 PM (iXWPN)

15 He's riding around Nantucket on a pink girl's bike? I really hope this is fake, what a fucking joke.

Posted by: mugiwara at August 04, 2014 07:43 PM (3a584)

16 The Secretariat of State riding a pink girls bike wearing sandals? Oh, the photo is real, alright,,,

Posted by: AltonJackson has an MFO from a prestigious school at August 04, 2014 07:44 PM (KCxzN)

17 Top, er, Men?

Shit, 3rd grade girls could beat this bitch. With their barbies.

Posted by: AMartel at August 04, 2014 07:44 PM (WWgnZ)

18 Is he drunk?

Looks like he's lurching to his left.

Posted by: MADD (Mothers Against Drunk Douchebags) at August 04, 2014 07:44 PM (JE2JL)

19 He's riding around Nantucket on a pink girl's bike? I really hope this is fake, what a fucking joke.
Posted by: mugiwara at August 04, 2014 07:43 PM (3a584)

Fake? Yes. Joke? Yes.

Photoshop? Hmm. Dunno.

Posted by: filbert at August 04, 2014 07:44 PM (roTS7)

20 The only thing missing is that NASA sperm suit he wore back in 2004.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at August 04, 2014 07:44 PM (dvRYt)

21 Much like the "bunnysuit" picture during the 2004 election, the man continues to have the self-awareness of a turnip.

Posted by: B at August 04, 2014 07:44 PM (6iEQd)

22 Secretariat of State
I love this place.

Posted by: AMartel at August 04, 2014 07:45 PM (WWgnZ)

23 Much like the "bunnysuit" picture during the 2004 election, the man continues to have the self-awareness of a turnip.
Posted by: B at August 04, 2014 07:44 PM (6iEQd)

Hey, now, dude. What did I ever do to you?

Posted by: A.Turnip at August 04, 2014 07:45 PM (roTS7)

24 In the Obama administration real men can be women.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 04, 2014 07:46 PM (Gm6Fd)

25 I must have watched that GIF at the Free Beacon for 10 minutes

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 04, 2014 07:46 PM (6/J77)

26 A pink bike?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at August 04, 2014 07:46 PM (GrtrJ)

27 Is that a picture of Kerry, or Jharles Chonson?

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 04, 2014 07:46 PM (3H4Zj)

28 HE'S GOT SOMETHING IN HIS LEFT HAND AND I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT IT IS!

I'm going with either "parasol" or "big floppy hat."

Posted by: Phinn at August 04, 2014 07:46 PM (i5GO4)

29 Needs him some playing cards in those spokes, to complete the effect.

Posted by: huerfano at August 04, 2014 07:47 PM (bAGA/)

30 Looks like he stole some little girls bike, what an asshole that guy is.

Posted by: Killerdog at August 04, 2014 07:47 PM (PnJ88)

31 The Secretariat of State riding a pink girls bike wearing sandals? Oh, the photo is real, alright,,, Posted by: AltonJackson has an MFO from a prestigious school at August 04, 2014 07:44 PM (KCxzN)Damn good work there

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 04, 2014 07:47 PM (6/J77)

32 Nice man-dals.

Posted by: duke at August 04, 2014 07:47 PM (F78Il)

33 I can't take credit for it, some other member of Teh Horde came up with that moniker, I do not remember who it was.

I schnortilated Val-U-Rite out my nose the first time I saw it.

Posted by: AltonJackson has an MFO from a prestigious school at August 04, 2014 07:47 PM (KCxzN)

34 He was too big for the little battery powered electric car.

Posted by: Roy at August 04, 2014 07:47 PM (tiOTz)

35 I hope he gets his toe stuck in the chain

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 04, 2014 07:47 PM (6/J77)

36 That looks far too manly.

Posted by: President Momjeans at August 04, 2014 07:48 PM (KbQbn)

37 He's not wearing a helmet. Isn't that a crime in Massachusetts?

Posted by: rickl at August 04, 2014 07:48 PM (sdi6R)

38 HE'S GOT SOMETHING IN HIS LEFT HAND AND I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT IT IS!

Unflicked booger.

Posted by: A.Turnip at August 04, 2014 07:48 PM (roTS7)

39 Looks like he pillaged the parking lot of a Girl Scout cookie sale, in a manner reminiscent of Genghis Khan.

Posted by: Chris Balsz at August 04, 2014 07:48 PM (HZLYB)

40 So it is confirmed Kerry is a fag. Check out the bike bell on the handle bars.

It also looks like it might be an electric bike, cause Kerry has no muscles?

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 07:48 PM (xuOEM)

41 He really needs a Hello Kitty card in the spokes and pink tassels on the handlebars.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 04, 2014 07:48 PM (iXWPN)

42 Hello Kitty called about a license fee.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 04, 2014 07:48 PM (ZoSxw)

43 Root vegetable be gone!

Posted by: filbert at August 04, 2014 07:48 PM (roTS7)

44 28 HE'S GOT SOMETHING IN HIS LEFT HAND AND I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT IT IS!

I'm going with either "parasol" or "big floppy hat."
***

I have the hat.

Posted by: John F'in Kerry (D-rafthorse) at August 04, 2014 07:49 PM (6iEQd)

45 I KNEW IT. I just KNEW he was in the GBC.

tinyurl.com/nv8sfje

Posted by: stutterk at August 04, 2014 07:49 PM (95gQx)

46 That bike has one of those Dean Drives on it.

Posted by: Roy at August 04, 2014 07:49 PM (tiOTz)

47 HE STOLE OBAMA'S BIKE!!!!!!

Posted by: Albie Damned at August 04, 2014 07:49 PM (nGaMY)

48 Moose and squirrel have bike just like that.

Posted by: Vladimir Badenov at August 04, 2014 07:50 PM (ZoSxw)

49 http://movie-sounds.org/old-movie-samples/the-goonies/hes-got-my-bike-i-want-my-bike

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 04, 2014 07:50 PM (3kZUM)

50 I think he's trying to hide a wine cooler with his left hand

Posted by: Albie Damned at August 04, 2014 07:50 PM (nGaMY)

51 Pink, and it's not even October yet.

And the NFL can hate on me all they want for that crack.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at August 04, 2014 07:50 PM (iIzG7)

52 Jan-ghis Khan he ain't.

Posted by: Anonymous Scandi hobo who doesn't want to be turned into jerky at August 04, 2014 07:50 PM (auZSO)

53 50 I think he's trying to hide a wine cooler with his left hand
Posted by: Albie Damned
-------------------------

Actually, it's a Zima.

Posted by: Roy at August 04, 2014 07:50 PM (tiOTz)

54 That has got to be a photoshop. Even Kerry isn't that stupid.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 07:51 PM (Vutl+)

55 I wonder how many times he's wrapped the dog's leash in his left hand around the pedal or got it caught in the spokes.

Posted by: Jen at August 04, 2014 07:51 PM (3TPhx)

56 Teresa usually rides on the handlebars.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 04, 2014 07:51 PM (ZoSxw)

57

What side is the dumbulb President?

It's pretty obvious.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at August 04, 2014 07:51 PM (Lg2cS)

58 Yes, that Washington Free Beacon .gif file is . . . diverting, is it not?

Posted by: filbert at August 04, 2014 07:51 PM (roTS7)

59 What the hell is wrong with Kerry's face? Yikes.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 04, 2014 07:52 PM (Gm6Fd)

60 Please tell me this is a photo shop. Please!

What little respect anyone had for the US Secretary of State and the United States Foreign Policy has just vanished with that picture.

Posted by: rd at August 04, 2014 07:52 PM (dlr3f)

61 If you put cards in the spokes it sounds like a motorcycle.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 04, 2014 07:52 PM (ZoSxw)

62 This man could have been our president.

Think about that.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 07:52 PM (xuOEM)

63 Was that some sort of a requirement for being part of this administration? Riding girls' bikes for photo ops? What's with these people?

Posted by: Keith Arnold at August 04, 2014 07:52 PM (iIzG7)

64 Hey, I did the girl's bike thing first. I also have some interesting observations about race relations in this country....

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at August 04, 2014 07:53 PM (3H4Zj)

65 28 HE'S GOT SOMETHING IN HIS LEFT HAND AND I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT IT IS!

he's got a big assed "Bob Marley" joint in his left hand. More like a choom-cigar

Posted by: AltonJackson has an MFO from a prestigious school at August 04, 2014 07:53 PM (KCxzN)

66 Second look at Dukakis riding around in a tank?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 04, 2014 07:53 PM (iXWPN)

67 That's not a girl's bike - it's still questioning.

Posted by: Roy at August 04, 2014 07:53 PM (tiOTz)

68 The Free Beacon ain't so free. Fuck them.

Posted by: effit at August 04, 2014 07:53 PM (knfPD)

69 The ad-based model does put Free Beacon at risk of ad-boycotts organized by the Left. I hope it works out for them. Their old model let them be edgy and impervious to pressure. But obviously it has costs.

I like their motto of Combat Journalism. I wonder how many advertiser's will want to associate with that.

Free Beacon has been effective. But the Left is good at organized pressure campaigns. And the advertiser's are the weak point they always attack.

WFB's (I just realized they used Buckley's initials, clever) funny attacks on Hillary's walker were good. But the Left will try to get AARP to attack their advertiser's now or something like that.

Hope it works. Maybe with enough ad-supported right-wing sites the advertiser's will learn to ignore the Leftist pressure campaigns. Hope so.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at August 04, 2014 07:53 PM (ZPrif)

70 It looks like his face is melting.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at August 04, 2014 07:54 PM (GrtrJ)

71 Notice how the dog is trying to hide, he didn't want to be seen with that fuckin pussy.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at August 04, 2014 07:54 PM (GCSJs)

72 Ok, so Kerry wants to bike around Nantucket and get the Labrador some exercise. The gigolo has millions of dollars and he can't afford more bike than the blue light K-mart special Barbie bike?

Posted by: Jen at August 04, 2014 07:54 PM (3TPhx)

73 NO HELMET! Call the cops!

Posted by: Liberal Bitches at August 04, 2014 07:54 PM (xuOEM)

74 Mon Dieu!

Posted by: Rapsail at August 04, 2014 07:54 PM (4HYng)

75 Corrected: I incorrectly wrote that Kerry posted this picture. He
did not. It was a visitor to Nantucket who says he snapped the photo of
Kerry.

I botched the correction, too. The guy wasn't a resident, but, he says, a visitor.

Posted by: Ace at 07:38 PM

So this is no shit real? OMFG. This picture would lead off every news broadcast for the next several days if that was a Republican.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 07:55 PM (Vutl+)

76 If he can just operate something that doesn't have tennis balls on the feet he's still more competent than Hillary.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 04, 2014 07:55 PM (ZoSxw)

77 DG so he has gazed upon the face of Michelle when she has no make up on... or was that Tayresa?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 04, 2014 07:55 PM (iXWPN)

78 The Free Beacon ain't so free. Fuck them.
---
Wait - what? Is that a joke? Most of your posts seem to end with "fuck them", so I can never tell.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at August 04, 2014 07:55 PM (ZPrif)

79 Sometimes I ride my bike to Biden's place so that we can skinny dip together.

Posted by: John Kerry at August 04, 2014 07:55 PM (dvRYt)

80 I totes missed the dog.

Why isn't the dog on the roof?

Posted by: AltonJackson has an MFO from a prestigious school at August 04, 2014 07:55 PM (KCxzN)

81 Putin's horse isn't pink.

Posted by: Roy at August 04, 2014 07:56 PM (tiOTz)

82 79 Sometimes I ride my bike to Biden's place so that we can skinny dip together.

--------

Let's play Towel Rack again!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 04, 2014 07:56 PM (ZoSxw)

83 I give him credit for being able to do it with one hand. ...Obama, you twat!

Posted by: t-bird at August 04, 2014 07:56 PM (FcR7P)

84 WTF?

White shirt and white dog!

RACIST MFer!

Posted by: Rev Al at August 04, 2014 07:56 PM (xuOEM)

85 If you zoom in and look closely at the bike, you can see that it's registered in Rhode Island.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 04, 2014 07:56 PM (SUKHu)

86 As much as I despise this administration and know what buffoons they are I'm not thrilled when they display it for all the world to see. It's dangerous.

I hope that's a photoshop of Kerry.

Posted by: Sam at August 04, 2014 07:56 PM (Hn3/F)

87 John Kerry wants you to know that for his birthday, he wants a little bell he can mount to his handlebars and ring at the other children.

Posted by: Fritz at August 04, 2014 07:56 PM (3wLHY)

88 77
DG so he has gazed upon the face of Michelle when she has no make up on... or was that Tayresa?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 04, 2014 07:55 PM (iXWPN)

I think someone opened the Ark of the Douchenugget

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at August 04, 2014 07:56 PM (GrtrJ)

89 Would someone please put me some knowledge about this WHO WAS PHONE meme. I don't get it.

Posted by: theTruth, the whole Truth, and nothing etc. at August 04, 2014 07:57 PM (6jKOp)

90 WFB's (I just realized they used Buckley's initials,
clever) funny attacks on Hillary's walker were good. But the Left will
try to get AARP to attack their advertiser's now or something like that.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at August 04, 2014 07:53 PM (ZPrif)

The symbolism of Hillary's walker worked well? Who would have thought so?

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 07:57 PM (Vutl+)

91 ...And Kerry got an eyeful.

Damn hitting that submit too early!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at August 04, 2014 07:57 PM (GrtrJ)

92 My guess is Kerry will deny that is him. A Nantucket look alike....

Posted by: Jen at August 04, 2014 07:57 PM (3TPhx)

93 *squints* oh yeah, there's a dawgie hiding from the camera behind the bike.

Smart dog.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 04, 2014 07:57 PM (3kZUM)

94 "WTF? White shirt and white dog!"

It's not Labor Day yet. That matters to some strata.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at August 04, 2014 07:57 PM (iIzG7)

95 Wonder if Kerry is going to sail on his $7,000,000 yacht which was built in New Zealand when the yacht business in New England was going through tough times.

Because he berths the yacht in Rhode Island, not in Boston or on Nantucket where he has a home, Kerry saved $437,500 in a one-time sales tax and $70,000 in annual excise tax. (Rhode Island repealed those taxes in 1993.)
http://tinyurl.com/26sdfoq

By the way, Kerry has more houses, more cars and more boats than Mitt Romney, who earned all his money.

Kerry, whose fortune is held separately from his uber-rich wife, inherited his circa $200,000,000 from his mother.

Romney inherited some money from his father and gave it all to charity.

Oh, and Kerry is a douche bag and Romney isn't.

Posted by: hepcat at August 04, 2014 07:58 PM (Q4mug)

96 There once was a "man" on Nantucket,
Who's face looks like it got beat with a bucket.
"He" went out for a twirl,
On a bike for a girl,
While those watching prayed he'd get truck hit.

Posted by: an olde tyme limerick at August 04, 2014 07:58 PM (JE2JL)

97 We believe this to be the safest place for him.

Posted by: Every nation, people, and tribe on earth at August 04, 2014 07:58 PM (1mtKP)

98 Nice sandals, pussy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 04, 2014 07:58 PM (ZoSxw)

99 If you zoom in and look closely at the bike, you can see that it's registered in Rhode Island.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 04, 2014 07:56 PM

Well played.

golf clap

Posted by: AltonJackson has an MFO from a prestigious school at August 04, 2014 07:59 PM (KCxzN)

100 It may be pink but if you put a baseball card in the spoke, it sounds like a motorcycle.

Posted by: Naes at August 04, 2014 07:59 PM (YhayY)

101 I really just wanted to read "John Kerry disappears".

Why couldn't you do that for me, Ace?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 04, 2014 07:59 PM (oFCZn)

102 92 Obviously a Secret Service body double that wishes he could get a face transplant!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 04, 2014 07:59 PM (o3MSL)

103 What I wouldn't give to see that picture on the side of a milk carton.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at August 04, 2014 08:00 PM (iIzG7)

104 Seared....seared into my memory!

Posted by: EC at August 04, 2014 08:00 PM (doBIb)

105 89 Would someone please put me some knowledge about this WHO WAS PHONE meme. I don't get it.
Posted by: theTruth, the whole Truth, and nothing etc. at August 04, 2014 07:57 PM (6jKOp)

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/350927.php

Posted by: rickl at August 04, 2014 08:01 PM (sdi6R)

106 What a fucking embarassment.

Posted by: fluffy at August 04, 2014 08:01 PM (Ua6T/)

107 54 That has got to be a photoshop. Even Kerry isn't that stupid.
***

You obviously missed the picture of him during the campaign with he and Teresa staring at a cup of Wendy's chili like Indiana Jones looking at the Grail.

Posted by: B at August 04, 2014 08:01 PM (6iEQd)

108 86
As much as I despise this administration and know what buffoons they are
I'm not thrilled when they display it for all the world to see. It's
dangerous.

I hope that's a photoshop of Kerry.

Posted by: Sam at August 04, 2014 07:56 PM (Hn3/F)

Having them mocked, ridiculed and humiliated like the asses they are is not what is dangerous. Allowing them to have respect and the appearance of authority is what is dangerous.

The sooner the American public realizes what utter children they are, the better are the chances that the problem will get resolved.

As for the Foreigners? I doubt they could have more contempt for Obama than they already do. He scares no one but Americans.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 08:01 PM (Vutl+)

109 The symbolism of Hillary's walker worked well? Who would have thought so?
---
I can tell you keep trying to make a point, but you are just confused about what you are doing.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at August 04, 2014 08:01 PM (ZPrif)

110 #96 is in the running for thread winner

Posted by: Jen at August 04, 2014 08:01 PM (3TPhx)

111 I bet Jean Francois wishes he was a Code Pink Phone about now.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at August 04, 2014 08:01 PM (iXWPN)

112 Geez, Kerry looks like a walker from the Walking Dead.

Except he's riding a bike.

Posted by: hepcat at August 04, 2014 08:02 PM (Q4mug)

113 76�If he can just operate something that doesn't have tennis balls on the feet he's still more competent than Hillary.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 04, 2014 07:55 PM (ZoSxw)

A half eaten price of toast is more competent than Hillary.

Posted by: Killerdog at August 04, 2014 08:03 PM (PnJ88)

114 Our SecState wears sandals? We are screwed.

Posted by: AnthonyB at August 04, 2014 08:03 PM (1Z1yu)

115 i added a viral video under the fold.

I don't think it's real, though.

Posted by: ace at August 04, 2014 08:04 PM (/FnUH)

116 "I want my two dollars!"

Posted by: innominatus at August 04, 2014 08:04 PM (vwi2v)

117 I can tell you keep trying to make a point, but you are just confused about what you are doing.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at August 04, 2014 08:01 PM (ZPrif)

I'll leave it alone now. My point is that symbolism is the breath of politics. It is fundamental to how people think, and how they are made to move in a direction.

It's emotive, not logical.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 08:04 PM (Vutl+)

118 Look at all those evil gas guzzling, global warming causing SUVs in that picture. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 04, 2014 08:04 PM (0LHZx)

119
Kerry may have stolen it. #stolenbikenantucket

Posted by: Lathan at August 04, 2014 08:05 PM (4HYng)

120 Hi There!

Posted by: Kate's Mole at August 04, 2014 08:05 PM (tlcuF)

121 Careful, I sense an upcoming bullying lecture from the MSM about men with pretty pink bikes.

Posted by: Naes at August 04, 2014 08:05 PM (YhayY)

122 96 There once was a "man" on Nantucket,
Who's face looks like it got beat with a bucket.
"He" went out for a twirl,
On a bike for a girl,
While those watching prayed he'd get truck hit.
Posted by: an olde tyme limerick at August 04, 2014 07:58 PM (JE2JL)

There once was a traitor named Kerry
Who dashed off to the Natucket ferry
As the world is enflamed
The Jews he has blamed
Off he goes to eat, drink and be merry.

Meh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2014 08:05 PM (CMkNk)

123 I don't get it, all the money you would ever need or want and they can't find a good plastic surgeon.

Posted by: Seems Legit at August 04, 2014 08:05 PM (Gm6Fd)

124 **wonders what ace is getting for the monster Arcade High ad that covers half the top of the main page when I come here**

Posted by: teej says go K-State at August 04, 2014 08:05 PM (ppsG8)

125 It's a prank - that's a girl's bike. C'Mon!!

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 04, 2014 07:39 PM (jPT60)

Has to be photoshopped.

right?

RIGHT?

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 08:05 PM (x3YFz)

126 where's the magic hat?

Posted by: teh Wind at August 04, 2014 08:05 PM (b+5vQ)

127 where's the magic hat?

Posted by: teh Wind at August 04, 2014 08:05 PM (b+5vQ)

128 Yeah, how come the code pinkos are so silent these days? I'd love for them to hook up with ISIS.

Posted by: Pug the Boneless at August 04, 2014 08:06 PM (MPxFg)

129 I need to get out more.

Posted by: Kate's Mole at August 04, 2014 08:06 PM (tlcuF)

130 "You obviously missed the picture of him during the campaign with he and Teresa staring at a cup of Wendy's chili like Indiana Jones looking at the Grail."

The best Kerry 2004 story is still about his trying to order green tea.

In the coffee shop of a Holiday Inn in Emporia, Kansas.

The waitress said, "Um, we have Lipton's."

Man. Of. The. People.

Seriously rich, seriously sheltered people.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 04, 2014 08:06 PM (noWW6)

131 Riding without a helmet?
FOR SHAME MR. KERRY, FOR SHAME!!

Think of the bad example you're setting for the children. Won't someone PLEASE think of the children.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 04, 2014 08:07 PM (0LHZx)

132
OT:

The McDaniel challenge has been posted on Breitbart. It's literally several hundred pages long and is chock full with evidence of enough fraudulent votes to - with honest judges - toss out Cockroach's election win.

Please G-d, at least give us this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2014 08:07 PM (CMkNk)

133 I really doubt anyone in the Secret Service would ride a bike like that if they were trying to cover for Kerry, unless they all knew that's the sort of bike Kerry rides generally.

Also, the rider doesn't look like a professional bodyguard. He looks like a clueless douchebag on a girl's bike, next to a dog who'd rather be working for Michael Vick

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 04, 2014 08:07 PM (3kZUM)

134 Way to go, Free Beacon! A great website that deserves the success.

And fuck Kerry.

Posted by: logprof at August 04, 2014 08:07 PM (Y6xQZ)

135 John Kerry is.... unbelievably small.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 04, 2014 08:08 PM (dfYL9)

136 It's a prank - that's a girl's bike. C'Mon!!

Posted by: kathysaysso at August 04, 2014 07:39 PM (jPT60)

SEAL O-Course with helmet cam (oh, and watch the clock, and google the passing time just for kicks)

it's studworthy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XJu-2E7RT4

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 08:08 PM (x3YFz)

137 See, horses *can* ride bicycles!

Posted by: John Elway at August 04, 2014 08:08 PM (Y6xQZ)

138
If it's a Photoshop, it's a damn good one. And I work in the biz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2014 08:08 PM (CMkNk)

139 132
Have we finally got some lawyers working on our side?

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 04, 2014 08:09 PM (o3MSL)

140 Obama and Kerry: Gurrrrl Power.

Posted by: shibumi who is exceptionally cynical today at August 04, 2014 08:09 PM (25HWz)

141 That's what we call a Nantucket Sleigh Ride around here bitches...

Posted by: Current Administration at August 04, 2014 08:09 PM (ahBY0)

142 Can I get me a huntin' license here?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 04, 2014 08:09 PM (l3vZN)

143 LOL Kerry looks like a dork.

Posted by: Joey B. at August 04, 2014 08:10 PM (Y6xQZ)

144 I'm being swift-biked!!!

Posted by: Secretariat of State John Kerry at August 04, 2014 08:10 PM (JE2JL)

145 His dog is embarrassed. Trying to hide.

Posted by: hepcat at August 04, 2014 08:10 PM (Q4mug)

146 Oh, for dog's sake. Look closer, ya'll. He's dragging a goat!

Posted by: creeper at August 04, 2014 08:10 PM (i1ZTt)

147 146 Oh, for dog's sake. Look closer, ya'll. He's dragging a goat!
Posted by: creeper at August 04, 2014 08:10 PM (i1ZTt)

Ewe set me up!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2014 08:11 PM (CMkNk)

148 Aright. So maybe it's a dog. For sure, he is.

Posted by: creeper at August 04, 2014 08:11 PM (i1ZTt)

149 GOTTA be a photoshop. His handlers would NEVER let him out on that... unpossible.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at August 04, 2014 08:12 PM (9TkYo)

150 Jon Kary is such an ass. We aren't even governed by the B team. These are all people who would certainly be picked last, more probably not picked at all.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at August 04, 2014 08:12 PM (jucos)

151 Even if it's a fake photo it's still true according to Dan Rather.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 04, 2014 08:12 PM (0LHZx)

152 Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2014 08:11 PM (CMkNk)

Pixy make for some strange juxtapositions.

Posted by: creeper at August 04, 2014 08:12 PM (i1ZTt)

153 132 OT:
The McDaniel challenge has been posted on Breitbart. It's literally several hundred pages long and is chock full with evidence of enough fraudulent votes to - with honest judges - toss out Cockroach's election win.

Please G-d, at least give us this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2014 08:07 PM (CMkNk)

-----------

Yeah, McDanniel has found over 20,000 fraudulent votes.
I applaud him for continuing to fight this.

It will be a miracle if Cochran hangs onto that senate seat.
If I lived there...there's no way I would vote for him.

Posted by: wheatie at August 04, 2014 08:13 PM (+ONOg)

154 Someone would have to be really homophobic to say Kerry looked gay in that photo.

Posted by: Roy at August 04, 2014 08:14 PM (tiOTz)

155
No one in this clown car of an administration owns a man's bicycle?

That explains quite a bit...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 04, 2014 07:39 PM (0HooB)

When they feel rather daring they all grab a Vespa

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 04, 2014 08:14 PM (FMbng)

156 That isn't the best way to wok a dog.

Posted by: Barack at August 04, 2014 08:14 PM (tlcuF)

157 The Cochran thing is probably a lose lose unfortunately

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 04, 2014 08:15 PM (6/J77)

158 Aright. So maybe it's a dog. For sure, he is.

Posted by: creeper at August 04, 2014 08:11 PM

If you squint and look at it at a 37� angle, it could be a small pig.

Or a goat. I'm goin' with small pig.

Posted by: AltonJackson has an MFO from a prestigious school at August 04, 2014 08:15 PM (KCxzN)

159 If he falls off the bike and stubs his toe, would he qualify for another Purple Heart.

Posted by: Roy at August 04, 2014 08:16 PM (tiOTz)

160 153 No,no,no.McDaniel was supposed to give up and throw his support behind his fellow Republican better.

Posted by: steevy at August 04, 2014 08:16 PM (zqvg6)

161 Just make sure that the free beacon doesn't use the same ad company that breitbart does. I stopped knowingly going to links to there because every other time I got a warning about a virus being blocked from the ads on there.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 04, 2014 08:16 PM (qb1FV)

162 Men over a certain age should never wear sandals. Who wants to see old man feet?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at August 04, 2014 08:16 PM (jucos)

163 "...over 20,000 fraudulent votes."

But we were told vote fraud was practically nonexistent by people we can trust.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at August 04, 2014 08:17 PM (ppsG8)

164 The Cochran thing is probably a lose lose unfortunately Posted by: The Jackhole at August 04, 2014 08:15 PM (6/J77)

But then again if voter fraud is proven on a massive level it may open some peoples eyes. Red on Red can't be good for the brand

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 04, 2014 08:17 PM (6/J77)

165 that jump uses the same photo techniques that sued to fake the moon landing.

Posted by: Dicky Nixon at August 04, 2014 08:17 PM (z5Y+N)

166 It still looks better than the windsurfing photo of that douche. And the see-through dress of his horsefaced whore daughter.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 04, 2014 08:17 PM (UtoUD)

167 Riding that bike doesn't make me any less of a man.

Nor does all the plastic surgery.

Nor would being caught in a photo/s with a group of girls with whom I drank out of a penis straw. Go ahead. Google John Kerry penis straw. I'll wait.

See. None of that makes me any less manly.

Posted by: Secretariat of State John Kerry at August 04, 2014 08:17 PM (JE2JL)

168 With sandals like that, he should be wearing over-the-calf white gym socks.

Posted by: Roy at August 04, 2014 08:17 PM (tiOTz)

169

I guess it could be worse, this picture could have his haggardly wife in it...

The whole fuckin government is either on vacation, covering their ass after fucking with people, or jackin to BBW and tranny porn...all the time.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at August 04, 2014 08:17 PM (Lg2cS)

170 8 Seats is my floor, a wave is 12. Then we start dropping impeachment hints.

Posted by: Jean at August 04, 2014 08:17 PM (TETYm)

171 Posted by: wheatie at August 04, 2014 08:13 PM (+ONOg)

I, for one, am proud of the way the RNC has stood up for McDaniel in this scandalous primary!

Oh wait...

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 04, 2014 08:18 PM (o3MSL)

172 So I like pink...does that make me a bad person?

Posted by: Metro Kerry at August 04, 2014 08:18 PM (z5Y+N)

173 Just make sure that the free beacon doesn't use the same ad company that breitbart does. I stopped knowingly going to links to there because every other time I got a warning about a virus being blocked from the ads on there.

Same here.

I wonder if Ace still has their email address to tell them?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 04, 2014 08:19 PM (0HooB)

174 Red on Red can't be good for the brand

Posted by: The Jackhole

Since when is Cochran Red? He is porker pink.

Posted by: Jean at August 04, 2014 08:19 PM (TETYm)

175 Hey, *I* didn't say he looked gay. I didn't say much of anything really.

To me he looks like a "gamma male". He looks like someone who has been a kept man for so long that outward masculinity makes him uncomfortable. So when he goes biking from place to place, a girl's bike is what he uses.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 04, 2014 08:19 PM (3kZUM)

176
At least the perception Jean

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 04, 2014 08:19 PM (6/J77)

177 Just make sure that the free beacon doesn't use the same ad company that breitbart does. I stopped knowingly going to links to there because every other time I got a warning about a virus being blocked from the ads on there

I know right? Amateurs.

Posted by: The Daily Caller at August 04, 2014 08:20 PM (KbQbn)

178 John "hello kitty ' Kerry

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 04, 2014 08:20 PM (6/J77)

179 >>His handlers would NEVER let him out on that... unpossible.

They work for Obama and finally figured out to make him (Obama) look tougher than someone.

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 04, 2014 08:20 PM (SUKHu)

180
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 04, 2014 08:20 PM (SUKHu)

heh

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 04, 2014 08:20 PM (6/J77)

181
I think it's impossible to just skid off a roof and land on a metal circular staircase without dying. I mean, what happened to his momentum?

Ummm - he interacted with a cloud of virtual particle plasma and -- ummm -- was negated or something?

Posted by: NASA Department of Space Drives and Stuff

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at August 04, 2014 08:20 PM (kdS6q)

182 131
Riding without a helmet?

FOR SHAME MR. KERRY, FOR SHAME!!

Think of the bad example you're setting for the children. Won't someone PLEASE think of the children.

Alright.

Posted by: Harry Reid at August 04, 2014 08:21 PM (c/UgA)

183 Hey John, don't forget to bring my bike back when you're done.

Posted by: Barry in DC at August 04, 2014 08:21 PM (Y6xQZ)

184 Hey, John, know how I know you're gay?

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 08:21 PM (x3YFz)

185
But then again if voter fraud is proven on a
massive level it may open some peoples eyes. Red on Red can't be good
for the brand

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 04, 2014 08:17 PM (6/J77)

I don't think "Red" is good for our brand at all.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 08:22 PM (Vutl+)

186 Kerry didn't drink from the penis straw in what we see, but... there *are* two missing pix from that collection

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 04, 2014 08:22 PM (3kZUM)

187 >>If you zoom in and look closely at the bike, you can see that it's registered in Rhode Island.

And the people there are still laughing about how he walked in and said "Can I get me a bike license here?"

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 04, 2014 08:22 PM (SUKHu)

188 Does anybody know if that fat pile of RINO shit, Steve LaTourrette, has been implicated in any of those scam "conservative" groups for Cochran? When I heard about those fucking shams that turd in the Repuke punchbowl came immediately to mind.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 04, 2014 08:22 PM (UtoUD)

189 It looks like his depends are all bunched up in the front

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 04, 2014 08:22 PM (6/J77)

190 It's not the fag paddles on his feet or the pink girl's bicycle.. it's the bell.

The bell gives it away every time.

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 08:22 PM (x3YFz)

191 You know.

I ask ,neigh, CHALLENGE ace to put up aforementioned pick of me drinking out of a penis straw, and then have any of you tell me I'm not manly!

Posted by: Secretariat of State John "Manly Man" Kerry at August 04, 2014 08:22 PM (JE2JL)

192 Reporting for duty!

Posted by: John Hello Kerry at August 04, 2014 08:23 PM (KbQbn)

193 Kerry has always been a clod in over his head. The press in Massachusetts never held him to account. Now, as part of the Obama administration, he can't be held to account without reflecting badly on Ear Leader.

Posted by: fluffy at August 04, 2014 08:23 PM (Ua6T/)

194 because every other time I got a warning about a virus being blocked from the ads on there

You ain't seen nothin' yet

Posted by: Ebola at August 04, 2014 08:23 PM (z5Y+N)

195 It's video game physics. It's like how Mario can fall 200 feet with no damage, but he dies if a turtle runs into him.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 04, 2014 08:23 PM (3H4Zj)

196

This guy is one progressive sunofabitch.

See, he's all gender inclusive and all that.

Whew, what a man's man.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at August 04, 2014 08:23 PM (Lg2cS)

197 Why is this hard to figure out. My rich wife wants her bike and dog delivered and she wouldn't let me ride in the limo.

So here I am

Posted by: Thrersa's Bitch at August 04, 2014 08:23 PM (xuOEM)

198 Captain Hate, at a certain point the GOP punch bowl becomes so full of turds it ceases to be a punch bowl.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 04, 2014 08:23 PM (3kZUM)

199 157 The Cochran thing is probably a lose lose unfortunately
Posted by: The Jackhole at August 04, 2014 08:15 PM (6/J77)

Fuck it. I do not want that seat to go to Henry Barbour. If it goes Dem, so be it. But if these fucking traitors think they can pull this shit and expect us to cheerfully support them so they can turn around and shit in our mouths and rape our children, then to hell with it.

That is all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2014 08:23 PM (CMkNk)

200 "186 Kerry didn't drink from the penis straw in what we see, but... there *are* two missing pix from that collection
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 04, 2014 08:22 PM (3kZUM)"

You didn't see the backstage photos.

Posted by: Reggie Love at August 04, 2014 08:24 PM (3H4Zj)

201 If a squirrel would just dart out in front of that dog, the picture could be a lot funnier.

Posted by: t-bird at August 04, 2014 08:24 PM (FcR7P)

202 Nice picture, John. Don't forget to take a photo of some oil drums or a log while you're there.

Posted by: Cahlers Jsohnon at August 04, 2014 08:24 PM (Y6xQZ)

203 If he was only wearing that sperm suit this picture would be perfect

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 04, 2014 08:25 PM (6/J77)

204 193
Kerry has always been a clod in over his head. The press in
Massachusetts never held him to account. Now, as part of the Obama
administration, he can't be held to account without reflecting badly on
Ear Leader.

Posted by: fluffy at August 04, 2014 08:23 PM (Ua6T/)

Like the affable dumbass vice President. If you call attention to their antics, it makes it look like the head guy doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 08:25 PM (Vutl+)

205 Looks like a good recruitment poster for code pink if I ever saw one.

Posted by: Lloyd Loar at August 04, 2014 08:25 PM (DLqj1)

206 201 If a squirrel would just dart out in front of that dog, the picture could be a lot funnier.
Posted by: t-bird at August 04, 2014 08:24 PM (FcR7P)

Khalid Sheikh Mohammed with a hacksaw photo-bomb.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2014 08:25 PM (CMkNk)

207 164...But then again if voter fraud is proven on a massive level it may open some peoples eyes. Red on Red can't be good for the brand

Posted by: The Jackhole

----------

The fraudulent votes are pretty much all Democrat voters...ones who voted in the D-primary, and then voted again in the R-runoff.

It's a blinding example of Democrat vote fraud.
Cochran just used it to steal an election for the R-side.

Which makes Thad all the more despicable.

Posted by: wheatie at August 04, 2014 08:25 PM (+ONOg)

208 "8 Seats is my floor, a wave is 12."

You want 12 seats.

You'll settle for 8.

You'll get 4.

And another 2 years of Grampa Badtouch running the joint.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 04, 2014 08:25 PM (noWW6)

209 Horse head is demonstrating his macho by riding a girls bike with one hand while the other hand hides a PBR six packet from the camera.

Posted by: angel with a sword at August 04, 2014 08:25 PM (jVEjU)

210 It's not the fag paddles on his feet or the pink girl's bicycle.. it's the bell.

The bell gives it away every time.

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 08:22 PM (x3YFz)

That, and Boy George yelling fag from a passing car.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 04, 2014 08:26 PM (FMbng)

211 You should've seen the picture of Kerry's fellow Massachusetts politician Barney Frank riding his bike on Nantucket. "Ironically" the seat was missing from Frank's bike.

Posted by: Slappy at August 04, 2014 08:26 PM (g0F0Y)

212 Nice picture, John. Don't forget to take a photo of some oil drums or a log while you're there.

Posted by: Cahlers Jsohnon at August 04, 2014 08:24 PM (Y6xQZ)

maybe a rusty hinge or some deadwood?

Posted by: Churles Johanson at August 04, 2014 08:26 PM (x3YFz)

213 There is no seat on that bike, he is just sitting on the post

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 04, 2014 08:26 PM (6/J77)

214 Doesn't the 20,000 fraudulent votes throw the primary win to McDaniel?

Posted by: teej says go K-State at August 04, 2014 08:27 PM (ppsG8)

215 Damn, Slappy beat me too it

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 04, 2014 08:27 PM (6/J77)

216
Fuck it. I do not want that seat to go to Henry
Barbour. If it goes Dem, so be it. But if these fucking traitors
think they can pull this shit and expect us to cheerfully support them
so they can turn around and shit in our mouths and rape our children,
then to hell with it.

That is all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2014 08:23 PM (CMkNk)

And that sums up my feelings as well. If the seat doesn't got to McDaniels, I would rather see it go to Childers. As for McConnell, He needs to lose as well for paying for those racist ads.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 08:27 PM (Vutl+)

217 in all fairness he IS riding that Go Machine with one hand.

Posted by: Ebola at August 04, 2014 08:27 PM (z5Y+N)

218 "Cochran just used it to steal an election for the R-side."

Cochran's too disoriented and weak to have pulled off that stunt.

It was a Haley Barbour operation all the way down the line.

Thad no doubt understood and concurred with what Haley proposed to do, but the organizational heavy lifting all was handled by the Barbour Shop.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 04, 2014 08:27 PM (noWW6)

219 boulfuss

Posted by: trouble at August 04, 2014 08:27 PM (VWXUq)

220 Dear Lord, Ms Heinz had millions of bucks and she picked this Nancy boy?

Posted by: Molly k. at August 04, 2014 08:28 PM (VnESF)

221 Fuck. off Ebola sock

Posted by: Guido- 'OUTRAGED!' just sayin' at August 04, 2014 08:28 PM (z5Y+N)

222 I think it's impossible to just skid off a roof and land on a metal
circular staircase without dying. I mean, what happened to his momentum?

Reactionless drive.

Posted by: despair at August 04, 2014 08:28 PM (c/UgA)

223 It's not the fag paddles on his feet or the pink girl's bicycle.. it's the bell.

The bell gives it away every time.

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 08:22 PM (x3YFz)
************
He is a bit feminine now isn't he....

Posted by: Liberace at August 04, 2014 08:28 PM (jucos)

224 Trust me, challenging an election went the media is against you will not work.

President Kennedy.

Posted by: Zombie Trickie Dick at August 04, 2014 08:28 PM (xuOEM)

225 I don't think he looks silly at all.

Posted by: Dan Quayle at August 04, 2014 08:28 PM (ahBY0)

226 207 Posted by: wheatie at August 04, 2014 08:25 PM (+ONOg)

Apparently, the McDaniel camp has several hundred pages of affidavit evidence of thousands of fraudulent votes. To the tune of 25,000.

If even half of that is true, an honest judge will declare Cockroach's victory null and void.

GOOD.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2014 08:29 PM (CMkNk)

227 I'm guessing he's riding that thing with the seat... because he's got a stick up his ass.

Posted by: Naes at August 04, 2014 08:29 PM (YhayY)

228 Berserker:

Maybe Gigolo John has just managed a daring escape from Boy George's compound. With help his trusty hound Invisible Jack, John busted out of the basement, grabbed the bike and then pedaled madly toward FREEDOM!

Wasn't even enough time to put a seat on the bike pole

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 04, 2014 08:29 PM (3kZUM)

229 "First of all, I think it's impossible to just skid off a roof and land on a metal circular staircase without dying. I mean, what happened to his forward momentum?"

Long Fall Boots

Posted by: GLaDOS at August 04, 2014 08:29 PM (B6dG9)

230 "And another 2 years of Grampa Badtouch running the joint.
Posted by: torquewrench at August 04, 2014 08:25 PM (noWW6)"

I thought we were about to get rid of Cochran? Oh, you meant the other one...

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 04, 2014 08:29 PM (3H4Zj)

231

I can definitely believe this guy was a hardened war hero, who had seen it all.

Hal Moore ain't got nothin on this studd of a man.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at August 04, 2014 08:30 PM (Lg2cS)

232 218...It was a Haley Barbour operation all the way down the line.

Absolutely.
I should've said 'the Cochran camp', instead of simply 'Cochran'.

Posted by: wheatie at August 04, 2014 08:31 PM (+ONOg)

233 Cochran at least spares the boys and girls from our own species

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 04, 2014 08:31 PM (3kZUM)

234 He is a bit feminine now isn't he....

Posted by: Liberace at August 04, 2014 08:28 PM (jucos)

Without any sense of fashion.

Posted by: Elton John at August 04, 2014 08:31 PM (x3YFz)

235 214
Doesn't the 20,000 fraudulent votes throw the primary win to McDaniel?

Posted by: teej says go K-State at August 04, 2014 08:27 PM (ppsG

As I understand the facts, they can only prove 3,500 fraudulent votes. They are also counting irregularities on absentee ballots and a few other things. That 20,000 number is a projection, not a real number.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3188937/posts

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 08:31 PM (Vutl+)

236 He's holding the dogs leash with his left hand. But that does look like his wife's bike.

Posted by: lindafell at August 04, 2014 08:31 PM (nKVlf)

237 >>> Dear Lord, Ms Heinz had millions of bucks and she picked this Nancy boy?

She thought he could be President.

Posted by: fluffy at August 04, 2014 08:32 PM (Ua6T/)

238 Dear Lord, Ms Heinz had millions of bucks and she picked this Nancy boy?

He was easy.

It's that Hello Kitty bike I don't understand. She can't afford a better one?

Or is that really his bike? I'm confused and mildly frightened.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 04, 2014 08:32 PM (0HooB)

239 Who wants to bet that Biden one ups Kerry by riding his bicycle naked through his Delaware neighborhood? Biden's unbelievably white teeth and pasty white skin will blind anyone who unfortunately sets eyes on him.

Posted by: Slappy at August 04, 2014 08:32 PM (g0F0Y)

240 I can definitely believe this guy was a hardened war hero, who had seen it all.

Hal Moore ain't got nothin on this studd of a man.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at August 04, 2014 08:30 PM (Lg2cS)

Every vietnam vet I know wears his leather, steps lightly onto his pink bicycle and pedals off with the wind in his hair.

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 08:34 PM (x3YFz)

241 Aren't all GoPro viral videos fake? It is marketing, after all.

Posted by: nadavegan at August 04, 2014 08:34 PM (i/eVy)

242 Wow, that picture is so bad that even the White House has issued a statement:

What a fag.

Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 04, 2014 08:34 PM (8FyP4)

243 [THK] thought [JF'nK] could be President.

And was almost right. Like when she told that black audience that, you know, as a rich excolonial from Mozambique she was really more African American than they were.

See? Not at all delusional or arrogant.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 04, 2014 08:34 PM (3kZUM)

244 Get Kerry a GoPro camera now!

Posted by: Corona at August 04, 2014 08:34 PM (fh2Y7)

245 Damn. The JEF needs to teach Kerry to man up.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 04, 2014 08:34 PM (eAJwE)

246
Thad no doubt understood and concurred with what
Haley proposed to do, but the organizational heavy lifting all was
handled by the Barbour Shop.

Posted by: torquewrench at August 04, 2014 08:27 PM (noWW6)

http://www.redstate.com/2014/07/15/confirmed-senate-republican-leaders-paid-for-attacks-against-conservatives/

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 08:34 PM (Vutl+)

247 215 Damn, Slappy beat me too it

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 04, 2014 08:27 PM (6/J77)

I think it says a lot about our level of maturity (or lack thereof), doesn't it?

Posted by: Slappy at August 04, 2014 08:35 PM (g0F0Y)

248 Here is some real areal action!
http://youtu.be/WEkfnrUI5Z8

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at August 04, 2014 08:35 PM (jucos)

249
Hilary, Moochelle or Theresa. 3 cunning runts. Sheesh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2014 08:36 PM (CMkNk)

250 As I understand the facts, they can only prove 3,500 fraudulent votes. They are also counting irregularities on absentee ballots and a few other things. That 20,000 number is a projection, not a real number.

That's still good enough for a judge to review the case and to *mumblemumble* discovery.

I know, I know, I am not a lawyer.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 04, 2014 08:36 PM (3kZUM)

251 Is that a kid's bike or his wife's? Check out how high the seat is! WTH?

Posted by: joanne at August 04, 2014 08:36 PM (s/quq)

252 Hilary, Moochelle or Theresa. 3 cunning runts. Sheesh.

Sheesh, if those three were my options I'd consider taking John Kerry as a lover

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 04, 2014 08:37 PM (3kZUM)

253 So, the internet being the internet, every foreign leader has seen this pic (well, shit, we have) and so we're negotiating from the position of "hahahahahah, what a bitch"

WTG John Fn Kerrey. Dumbass.

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 08:37 PM (x3YFz)

254 246
The kind of attack ads they will never run against their friends across the aisle!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 04, 2014 08:37 PM (o3MSL)

255 Isn't Theresa some sort of swarthy southern European immigrant? But Heinz is Kraut, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2014 08:37 PM (CMkNk)

256 Is that a kid's bike or his wife's? Check out how high the seat is! WTH?

Posted by: joanne at August 04, 2014 08:36 PM (s/quq)

you forgot the 3d option: it's his.

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 08:38 PM (x3YFz)

257 "A sybian AND fresh air! Life is good!"

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at August 04, 2014 08:38 PM (9TkYo)

258 It's hard out there for a pimp.

Posted by: John Kerry at August 04, 2014 08:39 PM (Ua6T/)

259 253
So, the internet being the internet, every foreign leader has seen this
pic (well, shit, we have) and so we're negotiating from the position of
"hahahahahah, what a bitch"

WTG John Fn Kerrey. Dumbass.

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 08:37 PM (x3YFz)

I'm not convinced that picture is real. If it is real then his term as Secretary is probably over. Not even Obama could live down that much ridicule.

What man would risk his position by getting caught riding a little girls bike? He will go down in history as a laughing stock.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 08:40 PM (Vutl+)

260 Where's the drunk illegal alien in an SUV when you need a little hit and run?

Posted by: Fritz at August 04, 2014 08:40 PM (3wLHY)

261 #BringBackOurGirlsBike

Posted by: The girl's parents at August 04, 2014 08:40 PM (rDgZw)

262 Kerry seems like he would be a natural fit as the "other guy" in a cuckold porn as in sitting at the foot of the bed crying while Mandingo slams Teresa as they both laugh at him.

Posted by: Naes at August 04, 2014 08:41 PM (YhayY)

263 If I were hunting and I encountered this, I wouldn't shoot. I'm a sportsman.

Posted by: Vlad Pootin' at August 04, 2014 08:41 PM (eAJwE)

264 Check out the great bike I got from Harry Reid

Posted by: John Kitty at August 04, 2014 08:41 PM (6/J77)

265 He'll get the Peace Prize now that this has hit the nets. It's all on purpose to show how peaceful he really is.

Posted by: dumbartist at August 04, 2014 08:41 PM (ahBY0)

266 Wow. O'R is telling everyone that he's a great guy and all those people that say he's a dick just really don't know him.

Ha ha

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 08:42 PM (xuOEM)

267
He has a huge collection

Posted by: John Kitty at August 04, 2014 08:42 PM (6/J77)

268 What man would risk his position by getting caught riding a little girls bike? He will go down in history as a laughing stock.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 08:40 PM (Vutl+)

never underestimate the stupidity of your enemy.

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 08:43 PM (x3YFz)

269 Cue up Putin riding a bull.

Posted by: Feh at August 04, 2014 08:43 PM (g/zj9)

270 John Kerry Disappears from World

We never get that lucky.

I blame Cambodia.....you assholes.

Posted by: Entrenched Leftist Bureaucracy at August 04, 2014 08:43 PM (kqk51)

271 Its a trap. If you make fun of his bike its War on Women and they'll beat us up about it for the next thousand years.

Posted by: Reggie Princess Homosex at August 04, 2014 08:44 PM (zQ7Ug)

272 Haha...peeny small likey mine.

Posted by: Hu Jintao at August 04, 2014 08:44 PM (eAJwE)

273 He have you guys seen my Barbie ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at August 04, 2014 08:44 PM (6/J77)

274 266 Wow. O'R is telling everyone that he's a great guy and all those people that say he's a dick just really don't know him

Ha ha
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 08:42 PM (xuOEM)

You can't declare yourself a non-dick, you can only declare yourself an a**hole or p*ssy

Posted by: MikeH at August 04, 2014 08:45 PM (bRL1M)

275 259

I'm not convinced that picture is real. If it is real then his term as Secretary is probably over. Not even Obama could live down that much ridicule.

What man would risk his position by getting caught riding a little girls bike? He will go down in history as a laughing stock.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 08:40 PM (Vutl+)

It's even worse than that. Other press reports indicate that he fell off the bike and scrapped his right knee on the pavement and is now lobbying the Defense Department for another Purple Heart.

Posted by: Slappy at August 04, 2014 08:45 PM (g0F0Y)

276 never underestimate the stupidity of your enemy.

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 08:43 PM (x3YFz)

The problem is, we never recognize the stupidity of our........

....."friends."

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at August 04, 2014 08:45 PM (kqk51)

277 The kind of attack ads they will never run against their friends across the aisle!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 04, 2014 08:37 PM (o3MSL)

And that is exactly right. They hate us worse than the enemy.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 08:45 PM (Vutl+)

278 sock.

off.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at August 04, 2014 08:45 PM (kqk51)

279 271 Its a trap. If you make fun of his bike its War on Women and they'll beat us up about it for the next thousand years.
Posted by: Reggie Princess Homosex at August 04, 2014 08:44 PM (zQ7Ug)

But we *DO* have a folder on him

Posted by: Romney at August 04, 2014 08:46 PM (bRL1M)

280 it looks photoshopped.. The granularity on the face isn't consistent with the rest of the photo.

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 08:46 PM (x3YFz)

281 263 If I were hunting and I encountered this, I wouldn't shoot. I'm a sportsman.
Posted by: Vlad Pootin' at August 04, 2014 08:41 PM (eAJwE)

A regular rootin' tootin' shootin' Pootin' ain't ya?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2014 08:46 PM (CMkNk)

282 Binders of bikes.

Posted by: Corona at August 04, 2014 08:46 PM (fh2Y7)

283 Glad Kerry finally found something he's good at -- since he tried and failed at Mid-East peace.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 04, 2014 08:47 PM (KL49F)

284 i thought all filthy rich congressmen got carried around on a litter?

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at August 04, 2014 08:47 PM (2/oBD)

285 Really?
A fucking pink girl's bike?
It even has the fucking bell

Please nuke us Putin, put us out of our misery!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe at August 04, 2014 08:47 PM (ndRGk)

286 "280 it looks photoshopped.. The granularity on the face isn't consistent with the rest of the photo."

Botox.

Posted by: Naes at August 04, 2014 08:47 PM (YhayY)

287 280 it looks photoshopped.. The granularity on the face isn't consistent with the rest of the photo.
Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 08:46 PM (x3YFz)

Agreed I thought that also

Posted by: MikeH at August 04, 2014 08:47 PM (bRL1M)

288 Kerry, whose fortune is held separately from his uber-rich wife, inherited his circa $200,000,000 from his mother.

Posted by: hepcat at August 04, 2014 07:58 PM (Q4mug)

No, I remember him being dead broke and having his ass hauled into court to make him pay child support.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosemary_Forbes_Kerry

It appears the money has been mostly spent. He went after his current wife because she had the bucks.

Posted by: Pug the Boneless at August 04, 2014 08:47 PM (MPxFg)

289 I honestly never thought that Kerry could out-do his NASA bunny-suit pic. Or his fumble-the-football pic. Or his wind-surfing pic. The man is talented. Gotta hand it to him!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 04, 2014 08:47 PM (KL49F)

290 ...and you're surprised by this why?

Posted by: Bibi Netanyahu at August 04, 2014 08:47 PM (eAJwE)

291
Isn't that a Brady Bunch lunch box on the back?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 04, 2014 08:48 PM (CMkNk)

292 Wow. O'R is telling everyone that he's a great guy and all those people that say he's a dick just really don't know him

Ha ha

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 08:42 PM (xuOEM)

You can't declare yourself a non-dick, you can only declare yourself an a**hole or p*ssy

Posted by: MikeH at August 04, 2014 08:45 PM (bRL1M)

If you find yourself telling everyone "I'm not a dick!" then... well... yeah.

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 08:48 PM (x3YFz)

293 Oh, and this pic really should come with a warning. That which is seen cannot be unseen. Eye-bleach is the only antidote.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 04, 2014 08:48 PM (KL49F)

294 what's that line from Marshall Givens in Justified? "If you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. If you meet assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 08:49 PM (x3YFz)

295 Hey, all I did was look goofy in a tank.

I'm a veritable studmuffin, is what I am.

Posted by: Michael Dukakis at August 04, 2014 08:49 PM (eAJwE)

296 It's pics like these that could start making people pine for the days of Hillary Benghazigate Clinton as Sec of State...

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 04, 2014 08:49 PM (KL49F)

297 http://tinyurl.com/nxatztt

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at August 04, 2014 08:50 PM (9TkYo)

298 Butch up, baby!

Posted by: Ru Paul at August 04, 2014 08:50 PM (eAJwE)

299
Tayraysa, I was told by a member of the unwashed class of heathens that my new pink bike makes me look like a fag. What do you think dear?

Posted by: Jon Carry at August 04, 2014 08:51 PM (3eAHj)

300 Tereeeeeza is an African American, remember?

Posted by: Pug the Boneless at August 04, 2014 08:51 PM (MPxFg)

301 Oh, who gives a fuck what that limp-dick does?

Posted by: Teresa Heinz Ketchup at August 04, 2014 08:52 PM (eAJwE)

302 I'm 90/10 that's a photoshop. Funny, but still a photoshop.

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 08:52 PM (x3YFz)

303 Compare and contrast bicycle choice Bush vs Kerry.

http://tinyurl.com/k6vn6jr

Posted by: Swatara at August 04, 2014 08:53 PM (XFT89)

304 You know the stupidest thing about this?

You don't ride a bike with a dog on a leash without a helmet or with one.

What could go wrong? Let me count the ways.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 08:53 PM (xuOEM)

305
Baby seal keeps jumping on surf boards:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97McCuWAynA

Posted by: Pug the Boneless at August 04, 2014 08:53 PM (MPxFg)

306 So it may or may not be photoshopped. What's truly pathetic is the fact that we're discussing whether it is - because it's plausible.

Posted by: KT Bar the Door at August 04, 2014 08:53 PM (LWxV4)

307 So we have pictures of POTUS and SOS riding girl bikes. All we need now is Joe Biden in a Barbie Hot Wheels corvette and we will have the trifecta of strong world leadership.

Posted by: loneduck at August 04, 2014 08:54 PM (rDgZw)

308
Dick Cheney goes hunting and wings his best friend, and John Kerry rides his pink bike hunting for a photo op!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at August 04, 2014 08:54 PM (3eAHj)

309 It's times like these that make it difficult for me to maintain my silence.

Shit.

Posted by: George W. Bush at August 04, 2014 08:54 PM (eAJwE)

310 So it may or may not be photoshopped. What's truly
pathetic is the fact that we're discussing whether it is - because it's
plausible.

Posted by: KT Bar the Door at August 04, 2014 08:53 PM (LWxV4)

Hah... great point. We'd not be surprised.

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 08:54 PM (x3YFz)

311 TangoNine - The granularity looks consistent with the granularity of the rest of the bike.

As for the background, I'm not seeing obvious inconsistencies beyond focus, which is where some blurring or *improved* focus is expected.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 04, 2014 08:55 PM (3kZUM)

312 Could someone push me on the swing please?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 04, 2014 08:55 PM (Y6xQZ)

313 I like Kerry. He makes me feel like a real man.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 04, 2014 08:56 PM (eAJwE)

314 Imagine, just for one second, if Bush had been caught riding a pink girls' bike in sandals. It would be on a 24/7 loop on MSM. And they'd also be outrageously outraged that there's no helmet!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 04, 2014 08:56 PM (KL49F)

315 312 Could someone push me on the swing please?
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 04, 2014 08:55 PM (Y6xQZ)

Not until you spit out your gum. We don't want you to swallow it again and have you blowing bubbles out the wrong end

Posted by: Secret Service at August 04, 2014 08:57 PM (bRL1M)

316 That Kerry is so brave -- he's riding a bike without a helmet!!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at August 04, 2014 08:57 PM (KL49F)

317 Megan's stand in is HOT!

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 08:57 PM (xuOEM)

318
When no ones looking, I put the Ace of Spades card on my bike spokes and pretend to be a cop with the whir-whir noise.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at August 04, 2014 08:57 PM (3eAHj)

319 Seriously, boost the resolution of the pic. The shirt looks "cleaner" because it's all the same colour and fabric. A man's face has a nose, eyes, cheeks and other bumps and ridges. Shadows.

I was looking for size differences per pixel, didn't find any.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 04, 2014 08:57 PM (3kZUM)

320 314
They'd also say that the fact he has an unclean creature like a dog with him is a deliberate attempt to insult and persecute Muslims.

Posted by: Naes at August 04, 2014 08:58 PM (YhayY)

321 I like the bike and the shoes, but no. I mean, since I'm Secretary of Defense and all, I just couldn't.

Posted by: Chuck Hagel at August 04, 2014 08:58 PM (eAJwE)

322 303
Compare and contrast bicycle choice Bush vs Kerry.

http://tinyurl.com/k6vn6jr

Posted by: Swatara at August 04, 2014 08:53 PM (XFT89)

Or my favorite choice for President.

http://www.crewof42.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/west-onbike.jpg

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 08:58 PM (Vutl+)

323 TangoNine - The granularity looks consistent with the granularity of the rest of the bike.

As for the background, I'm not seeing obvious inconsistencies beyond
focus, which is where some blurring or *improved* focus is expected.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 04, 2014 08:55 PM (3kZUM)

I'm no expert in digital compression or photos. I'll defer to the horde.

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 08:58 PM (x3YFz)

324 All that's missing is a white flag.

Posted by: Countrysquire, pronounced Gor - Don at August 04, 2014 08:59 PM (8FyP4)

325 It appears the money has been mostly spent. He went after his current wife because she had the bucks.
Posted by: Pug the Boneless at August 04, 2014 08:47 PM (MPxFg)

--The cruel irony is that Theresa's deceased husband was a Republican. They spend GOP money.

Posted by: logprof at August 04, 2014 08:59 PM (Y6xQZ)

326 Is that a girl's bike with a pink chain guard that old Lurch is riding? How appropriate--especially the pink.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at August 04, 2014 08:59 PM (wdHk6)

327 What the fuck is Dr Carlson doing giving advice on the Mid East?

He operated on Jews or something?

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 09:00 PM (xuOEM)

328 317 Megan's stand in is HOT!
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 08:57 PM (xuOEM)

--Name so the Horde can look her up?

Posted by: logprof at August 04, 2014 09:01 PM (Y6xQZ)

329 You know the stupidest thing about this?

You don't ride a bike with a dog on a leash without a helmet or with one.

What could go wrong? Let me count the ways.
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 08:53 PM

This. Word.

Posted by: AltonJackson has an MFO from a prestigious school at August 04, 2014 09:02 PM (KCxzN)

330 Guys, guys, GUYS!!!! Your wearing of shower shoes outside a locker room is DISGUSTING. Stop. Now. I'm not kidding. Real sandals or other regular shoes. But stop with the toe-jam incubating, athletes-foot smear slide, fungus-infected ugly-ass Damned SHOWER SHOES!!!

That is all.

Posted by: epitom at August 04, 2014 09:02 PM (XFFuu)

331 Oh what's the use.
Fuck it. Just fuck it.
Chuck the whole damn thing.
Time to sell it all and just fucking disappear.

Posted by: teej says go K-State at August 04, 2014 09:02 PM (ppsG8)

332
I always go to the park and smell the bicycle seats to further enhance my knowledge of the unwashed proletariat. And tame my monster erection.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at August 04, 2014 09:02 PM (3eAHj)

333 I have no clue the name of megan's stand in. They said it six minutes ago.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 09:02 PM (xuOEM)

334
--The cruel irony is that Theresa's deceased husband was a Republican. They spend GOP money.

Posted by: logprof at August 04, 2014 08:59 PM (Y6xQZ)

I'm not sure I can accurately convey this idea, but money is Liberal.

It simply has that effect on people, especially if it is unearned or comes far too easy. Having vast resources pushes people in the Liberal direction. It colors their outlook on life.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 09:03 PM (Vutl+)

335 I have no clue the name of megan's stand in. They said it six minutes ago.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 09:02 PM (xuOEM)

It's Shannon Bream.

Posted by: Vendette at August 04, 2014 09:03 PM (W4idd)

336 kerry," so i was just riding along on this little girls bike, hit a speed bump , flew off banged my head on a tea partiers bumper, and i missed the world is flying apart. Fkn Tea Partiers!
sorry!"

Posted by: willow at August 04, 2014 09:04 PM (nqBYe)

337 333 I have no clue the name of megan's stand in. They said it six minutes ago.
Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 09:02 PM (xuOEM)

--Watch the bottom of the screen. They'll pop it up again, most likely after the next break.

Posted by: logprof at August 04, 2014 09:04 PM (Y6xQZ)

338 Ms Bream is hot but the hawtest is Martha Maccullum

Posted by: fastfreefall at August 04, 2014 09:04 PM (pqOzY)

339 Kerry, "Look i can ride a bike ,Teresa!"

Posted by: willow at August 04, 2014 09:04 PM (nqBYe)

340 He looks almost as brave as he must have when he threw a concussion grenade into a rice pile. Give him his fourth Purple Heart and another Bronze Star, what the hell.

http://www.wnd.com/2004/08/26004/

Posted by: dumbartist at August 04, 2014 09:05 PM (ahBY0)

341 I'm not sure I can accurately convey this idea, but money is Liberal.

It simply has that effect on people, especially if it is unearned or comes far too easy. Having vast resources pushes people in the Liberal direction. It colors their outlook on life.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 09:03 PM (Vutl+)

What do you mean? I'm a rock-solid Republican!

Posted by: Megan McCheese at August 04, 2014 09:05 PM (Y6xQZ)

342 It's Shannon Bream.

That woman is kinda butch. In the manner of Jenjis Khan, even. (Shudder.)

Posted by: John Kerry at August 04, 2014 09:06 PM (eAJwE)

343 Michelle, "Where's Kerry's helmet ! He might get hurt !"

Posted by: willow at August 04, 2014 09:06 PM (nqBYe)

344 It's Shannon Bream.

Posted by: Vendette at August 04, 2014 09:03 PM

heh heh...you said "Bream" heh heh

/snot-nosed snark

Posted by: Butt-Head at August 04, 2014 09:07 PM (KCxzN)

345 Michelle, "Where's Kerry's helmet ! He might get hurt !"
Posted by: willow at August 04, 2014 09:06 PM (nqBYe)

Nah shit for brains has an iron skull

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 04, 2014 09:08 PM (nzKvP)

346 Didn't Europe sing a song abut Kerry on their Final Countdown album?

Posted by: logprof at August 04, 2014 09:08 PM (Y6xQZ)

347 The best GoPro vids are the ones with the guys in the wing suits.

Those guys are radical. I think one of them got killed in recent memory.

Funny, you would think that particular vid would turn up somewhere...

Posted by: navybrat at August 04, 2014 09:09 PM (JgC5a)

348 His third Purple Heart was from a bruised buttock? Last Wednesday I sat on my keys wrong and got a similar grievous injury. And I didn't even destroy some poor schmuck's crop when I did it. Where's my medal?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 04, 2014 09:09 PM (3kZUM)

349 Mr. Kerry is a fine cheerleader for the United States.

Posted by: Ban Ki Moon at August 04, 2014 09:09 PM (eAJwE)

350
Congressman Louie Gohmert called me a patrician, and odds are he doesn't know what that means. It's true, my background, education, and experience does elevate me over most of the population, especially some goat roping congressman from Texas.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at August 04, 2014 09:10 PM (3eAHj)

351 I didn't think anyone could make obama look like a he-man.... Until this photo...

Posted by: helloit's me Donna and I know nuthink! at August 04, 2014 09:12 PM (9+ccr)

352 that's an attractive woman...

Posted by: Butt-Head at August 04, 2014 09:12 PM (KCxzN)

353 Whether the picture's real or not, Kerry's still a total fucking clown.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 04, 2014 09:12 PM (mx5oN)

354 I'm not sure I can accurately convey this idea, but money is Liberal.

It simply has that effect on people, especially if it is unearned or
comes far too easy. Having vast resources pushes people in the Liberal
direction. It colors their outlook on life.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 09:03 PM (Vutl+)

Value has 0 to do with money. and yes money is liberal. Liberals know nothing of value.

Two weeks ago I lost a watch. A $1700 watch. Pushed 4 classed through BUDS, 2 tours in Afghanistan. It was my... MY watch. I've nearly come to the point of tearing the house apart to find it. It's somehow just gone.

It's like I lost one of my closest friends and irreplaceable. I'm sick inside. Over a watch. Wifey fucked up and said "oh, it's just materialistic nonsense." She lost points it'll take her years to earn back for uttering that drivel.

It was THE watch. The one you have that one time in your life. That watch.

Still pissed off and just rambling. Maybe some of you know what I mean.

(Pro-tip: I'd rather have lost my wedding ring)

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 09:12 PM (x3YFz)

355 When I pretended to throw my fake medals over the Whitehouse fence?

Balls, man.

Posted by: John Kerry at August 04, 2014 09:13 PM (eAJwE)

356
By the way men, I wore my boonie hat into Cambodia on Christmas Day and I looked real good for the photo after we returned to base.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at August 04, 2014 09:14 PM (3eAHj)

357 Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 09:12 PM (x3YFz)

I get you, Tango. I'm sorry.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 04, 2014 09:14 PM (eAJwE)

358 It was THE watch. The one you have that one time in your life. That watch.

Still pissed off and just rambling. Maybe some of you know what I mean.

(Pro-tip: I'd rather have lost my wedding ring)
Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 09:12 PM (x3YFz)

--Only women are allowed to be sentimental.

Posted by: logprof at August 04, 2014 09:14 PM (Y6xQZ)

359 It was THE watch. The one you have that one time in your life. That watch.

Word.

Posted by: Butch Coolidge at August 04, 2014 09:15 PM (KbQbn)

360 so what's cooking ?

Posted by: prophet enchilada at August 04, 2014 09:12 PM

2 inch thick yellow-fin tuna steak on the Geo.Foreman...three minutes to go...

Posted by: Butt-Head at August 04, 2014 09:15 PM (KCxzN)

361 At least if he puts that thing in the drink, the chick he's banging can probably get out.
He ain't making THAT mistake...

Posted by: tu3031 at August 04, 2014 09:15 PM (yagOO)

362 >>sn't Theresa some sort of swarthy southern European immigrant?

She's African American.

Wiki:

Well, I've removed a bunch of special characters from the Wiki entry and it still won't post.

Maria Teresa Thierstein Simo~es Ferreira was born in Mozambique, at the time a colony of the Portuguese Empire, to Portuguese parents

Posted by: Mama AJ at August 04, 2014 09:16 PM (SUKHu)

363 Tango, yeah I lost my Dad's WW2 square Hamilton tank watch, stolen from a hotel room....

Posted by: Skookumchuk at August 04, 2014 09:16 PM (9tzvc)

364 2 inch thick yellow-fin tuna steak on the Geo.Foreman...three minutes to go...
Posted by: Butt-Head at August 04, 2014 09:15 PM (KCxzN)

Make some for me, butthole!

Posted by: Beavis at August 04, 2014 09:16 PM (Y6xQZ)

365 2 inch thick yellow-fin tuna steak on the Geo.Foreman...three minutes to go...
Posted by: Butt-Head at August 04, 2014 09:15 PM (KCxzN)

Make some for me, butthole!

Posted by: Beavis at August 04, 2014 09:16 PM (Y6xQZ)

366 Whether the photo is real or not, we can all agree that John Kerry is an asshole.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 04, 2014 09:18 PM (l3vZN)

367 mr. creeper has one of those watches. The face is so scratched and scuffed you can barely read it. I suggested a new one once.

Will not make that mistake again.

Posted by: creeper at August 04, 2014 09:18 PM (i1ZTt)

368
Will the next thread be solely about me and my accomplishments?

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at August 04, 2014 09:18 PM (3eAHj)

369 In the age of FB "fire challenge", I wouldn't be surprised if some dumb kids jumped to their deaths because of this.

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at August 04, 2014 09:18 PM (Y5I9o)

370 ...stuffs yellow-fin tuna steak into the only open USB port...

Posted by: Butt-Head at August 04, 2014 09:18 PM (KCxzN)

371 Now THAT is one ghey looking horse riding a pink bike. Oh my. Putin's team is going to have a field day with this one.

Posted by: eureka! at August 04, 2014 09:18 PM (J1zGl)

372 The Husband grilled steaks tonight. He also washed both our cars. I love this man. I really do.

Posted by: ALH at August 04, 2014 09:18 PM (btTLZ)

373
It was THE watch. The one you have that one time in your life. That watch.

Sometimes I wonder if stuff like that gets legs all on it's own. Sorry to hear it.

Posted by: dumbartist at August 04, 2014 09:18 PM (ahBY0)

374 That photo positively dispels the notion that the Urban Sasquatch is a myth.

Posted by: Fritz at August 04, 2014 09:19 PM (3wLHY)

375 So Israel, monitoring his phone, must have gotten an earful of Kerry.....making dinner reservations at Oran Mor, getting a tee time, arranging to meet friends for cocktails at the White Elephant, etc.
Well, at least he got out of Bibi's way.

Posted by: Ezra Klein VOXsplainer Extraordinaire at August 04, 2014 09:20 PM (D/504)

376
If events continue to accrue in my favor, I will go down in history as the best Secretary of State to ever hold the office, and that's understated.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at August 04, 2014 09:20 PM (3eAHj)

377 Tangonine:

Ask yourself, "What made this thing so special to me?"

It's all the memories associated with it. It was a part of you when you experienced important things in your life. It was a symbol for you.

Guess what: The symbol might be gone, but the experiences remain. Nothing can ever take them away from you.

OK, I'll stop preaching now.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 04, 2014 09:20 PM (eAJwE)

378 374 That photo positively dispels the notion that the Urban Sasquatch is a myth.
Posted by: Fritz at August 04, 2014 09:19 PM (3wLHY)

Yeah, those saskatchewans are real.

Posted by: Ricky at August 04, 2014 09:20 PM (Y6xQZ)

379 Kerry would have a pink girls bike. It suits him.

Posted by: ALH at August 04, 2014 09:21 PM (btTLZ)

380
Just because I have ridden a pink girls bike doesn't mean I have ever coveted a penis.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at August 04, 2014 09:21 PM (3eAHj)

381 It simply has that effect on people, especially if it is unearned or comes far too easy. Having vast resources pushes people in the Liberal direction. It colors their outlook on life.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 09:03 PM (Vutl+)

I think it really depends on how it was earned...

Inherited? Or Dot Com? or Bankster money? They did not really have to work for it... (generally).... tend to be Liberal...

Those who actually produce something for it??? make a product? Grow Food? Manufacture something???.. tend to be more conservative...

Not a hard and fast rule... but I'll bet stats show a definite trend...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2014 09:22 PM (84gbM)

382 Stop the hate.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 04, 2014 09:22 PM (Y6xQZ)

383 Oh, I don't think I've bellowed "KAAAAAAAATE!" recently, so there you go. Now let me replace my bodily fluids.

Posted by: joncelli at August 04, 2014 09:22 PM (ENczY)

384 The jump video hurts my knees just looking at it.

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 04, 2014 09:22 PM (Iyg03)

385 It was THE watch. The one you have that one time in your life. That watch.

*******

I hear ya. I was given a solid gold (watch case) Bulova watch that my Dad (deceased) got as an award for being a top Salesman in his company. I only wore it on special occasions. My apartment got broken into and it got stolen. I never could bring myself to let Mom know this, who lived 16 years longer than Dad.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 04, 2014 09:23 PM (ojnk6)

386
I also wear Crocks in five colors, and the young folks know I'm cool and debonaire.

Posted by: John F'n Kerry at August 04, 2014 09:23 PM (3eAHj)

387 You're only gay if you have ridden a Hello Kitty bike more than 5 times.

Or have no saddle and ride over speed bumps.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at August 04, 2014 09:23 PM (9TkYo)

388 (What? Bellowing is thirsty work.)

Posted by: joncelli at August 04, 2014 09:23 PM (ENczY)

389 Why are socialists always such weak shouldered droom faced girly-men?

Posted by: eleven at August 04, 2014 09:24 PM (fsLdt)

390
OK, I'll stop preaching now.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 04, 2014 09:20 PM (eAJwE)

Yeah. I appreciate the sentiment, but you know as well as I do it doesn't work that way.

But. Loss, even if it's (as our female counterparts say: "just a watch!"). teaches you something. So in that is the value. The real value.

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 09:24 PM (x3YFz)

391 I saw Weekend of Crisis open up for Culture Club in '84. Right before I jumped off a roof.

Posted by: Zombie Colin Quinn at August 04, 2014 09:24 PM (bUmSq)

392 I think it really depends on how it was earned...

Inherited? Or Dot Com? or Bankster money? They did not really have to work for it... (generally).... tend to be Liberal...

Those who actually produce something for it??? make a product? Grow Food? Manufacture something???.. tend to be more conservative...

Not a hard and fast rule... but I'll bet stats show a definite trend...
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2014 09:22 PM (84gbM)

Hey, I earned every penny of my wealth. On my back.

Posted by: Theresa Heinz Kerry at August 04, 2014 09:24 PM (Y6xQZ)

393 Note to self -- Grill steaks, wash cars.

Got it.

Posted by: eleven at August 04, 2014 09:25 PM (fsLdt)

394
I may be a liberal, but none of my friends or myself would ever hump John Kerry. He's a creepy dude with hair coming out of his ears and nose.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 04, 2014 09:25 PM (3eAHj)

395 That jump looked real to me. He did plan on sliding down that roof, THAT'S where his momentum went. Landed on a steep incline to save himself the full force of the landing and friction did the rest. Just look at his torn up pants. And if you watch the very last scene where he jumps, note the location of the train: They spliced the shot of the train passing earlier with the later shot of him jumping, then froze him till the shots lined up... pretty slick.

Posted by: brainy435 at August 04, 2014 09:25 PM (gY9WS)

396
It's like I lost one of my closest friends and irreplaceable. I'm sick
inside. Over a watch. Wifey fucked up and said "oh, it's just
materialistic nonsense." She lost points it'll take her years to earn
back for uttering that drivel.

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 09:12 PM (x3YFz)

My condolences, and I understand the sentiment.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 09:26 PM (Vutl+)

397 wisdom is hard earned.

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 09:26 PM (x3YFz)

398 Megan's stand in has got to stop calling me.

FUCKING HOT!

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 09:26 PM (xuOEM)

399 Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 09:12 PM (x3YFz)

Understood.... I have 5 identical ships ballcaps from my last destroyer....

ONE is THE HAT! The special one.... the one I was wearing, while searching a merchant ship, during Desert Strom... at the exact moment my twins were born...

Cost, and Worth, are two different things....

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2014 09:27 PM (84gbM)

400 My dad didn't have much money. He loved to give me really nice Case pocketknives when I was a kid. He gave me four or five as I was growing up. Somehow I managed to lose all but one.

I have quite a nice collection of knives now, but that pocketknife is my most prized possession.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 04, 2014 09:27 PM (eAJwE)

401 Maria Teresa Thierstein Simo~es Ferreira was born in Mozambique, at the time a colony of the Portuguese Empire, to Portuguese parents
Posted by: Mama AJ at August 04, 2014 09:16 PM (SUKHu)

Dont you remember her going around telling everyone that she was african american?

Posted by: Pug the Boneless at August 04, 2014 09:27 PM (MPxFg)

402 I wonder if there's a State Department flunky tasked with keep Teraaaaza in rum-soaked raisins.

Posted by: joncelli at August 04, 2014 09:29 PM (ENczY)

403 396

It's like I lost one of my closest friends and irreplaceable. I'm sick

inside. Over a watch. Wifey fucked up and said "oh, it's just

materialistic nonsense." She lost points it'll take her years to earn

back for uttering that drivel.

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 09:12 PM (x3YFz)

Don't tell me. I dropped my father's gold graduation watch in the lake when I was 10.

He tired to forgive me and I never forgot.

What a stupid fucking asshole I was. It still upsets me.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 09:29 PM (xuOEM)

404
Anyone up for stroking my FUPA?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 04, 2014 09:29 PM (3eAHj)

405
I think it really depends on how it was earned...

Inherited? Or Dot Com? or Bankster money? They did not really have to work for it... (generally).... tend to be Liberal...

Those who actually produce something for it??? make a product?
Grow Food? Manufacture something???.. tend to be more conservative...

Not a hard and fast rule... but I'll bet stats show a definite trend...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2014 09:22 PM (84gbM)

You grasp my point exactly. Easy earned money does not carry with it any real sense of personal accomplishment. They think everyone else's money represents no more than did theirs. This is why they are so cavalier about the property of others. Their's came easy or free. It doesn't represent much to them.

It also gives them the wherewithal to be foolish. They can afford it.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 09:29 PM (Vutl+)

406 It'll take me a good year to build up the $2K to spend on the replacement watch from RESCO Instruments (Gen 2 patriot).

But maybe that motivation is what I need.

So... anyone need a lawn mowed? ; )

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 09:30 PM (x3YFz)

407 397 wisdom is hard earned.

Amen to that.

Posted by: dumbartist at August 04, 2014 09:30 PM (ahBY0)

408 We are all so proud of John Kerry for forcing that rat-bastard Israeli's to end this illegal war against innocent peoples of Arabic Color. Probably talked to Bush before they attacked on what to do because Bush loved starting wars.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline from Brattleboro,VT at August 04, 2014 09:30 PM (hP/Mt)

409 While avoiding sniper fire, he chafed his taint and gave himself another Purple Heart.

Posted by: Russian Artillery Barage at August 04, 2014 09:30 PM (Obq4Q)

410 My soon-to-be-ex wife took my rather expensive sailing watch to "the mall" to have the battery replaced. The watch died five weeks later. I took it to a professional who advised me to get a new watch. Like I have a spare $1,800 just sittin' around for a watch...

Posted by: AltonJackson has an MFO from a prestigious school at August 04, 2014 09:30 PM (KCxzN)

411 Tangonine. please don't hold a grudge against your wife.

Posted by: ALH at August 04, 2014 09:31 PM (btTLZ)

412 What a stupid fucking asshole I was. It still upsets me.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 09:29 PM (xuOEM)

Something about fine timepieces and men. Women don't care about them at all. We protect them like they're our kids.

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 09:31 PM (x3YFz)

413 I feel compelled to point out that when I link GoPro video, it's to the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders and a hula hoop.

Just.

Sayin'.

http://youtu.be/zHbk92G655k

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at August 04, 2014 09:32 PM (IrByp)

414 WTH? New hurricane named 'Bertha'? I remember the last hurricane named Bertha.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2014 09:32 PM (1Mxs7)

415 I'm sorry, but I keeping seeing Christopher Walken with a watch up his ass.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at August 04, 2014 09:32 PM (bUmSq)

416 Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 09:29 PM (Vutl+)

Note... I included the dot com folks... Like Google and Yahoo in my not earned category...

Why? Because they made their money by taking the privacy of others, and selling it.... often without being clear as to what they were doing...

NOT a conservative... or Libertarian... ideal...

Posted by: Romeo13 at August 04, 2014 09:32 PM (84gbM)

417 late to the thread but, oh, snap, Ace! in other news, how does one know when it's time to just give up? and how does one go about that? dark days, my friends, darker than I ever thought I'd see.

Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2014 09:33 PM (8lmkt)

418 Funny, you would think that particular vid would turn up somewhere...

The 200mph impact probably had something to do with that...

Posted by: t-bird at August 04, 2014 09:33 PM (FcR7P)

419 Tango I am a watch collector. I feel your pain, I would pay $10K for a gold Hamilton pocket watch to give my dad.

He's dead. Too late.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 09:33 PM (xuOEM)

420 For Mrs. Hammer, a watch is just bling..., sad to say. Happily, she is satisfied with cheapie knock-offs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2014 09:33 PM (1Mxs7)

421 Tangonine. please don't hold a grudge against your wife.

Posted by: ALH at August 04, 2014 09:31 PM (btTLZ)

awww. She just doesn't know any better. I don't take it seriously. Shes' not a guy. At least I think she ain't...

... let me check....

...nope not a guy.

but she can punch!

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 09:34 PM (x3YFz)

422 Will the next thread be solely about me and my accomplishments?

404 Error Not Found

Posted by: t-bird at August 04, 2014 09:34 PM (FcR7P)

423 He's dead. Too late.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 09:33 PM (xuOEM)

mine too. seems to be a theme among dads.

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 09:35 PM (x3YFz)

424 409 he chafed his taint

See? Now I thought that was how he got the Bronze Star.

Posted by: dumbartist at August 04, 2014 09:36 PM (ahBY0)

425 But. Loss, even if it's (as our female counterparts say: "just a watch!"). teaches you something. So in that is the value. The real value.

That truly is the real value. It focuses the mind, doesn't it?

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 04, 2014 09:36 PM (eAJwE)

426 New hurricane named 'Bertha'? I remember the last hurricane named Bertha.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2014 09:32 PM

"My" hurricane was Celia on 03AUG70

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurricane_Celia

Posted by: AltonJackson has an MFO from a prestigious school at August 04, 2014 09:36 PM (KCxzN)

427 I'm pretty sure the pic of Ketchup Boy on the bike is photoshopped. Where are the training wheels?

Posted by: BarneyOffal at August 04, 2014 09:37 PM (CDFXa)

428 No one in this clown car of an administration owns a man's bicycle?
Apparently not...
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff202/jrgdds/KerrybikeObama_zps28d8fac1.jpg (or click the sig)

Posted by: Jrg at August 04, 2014 09:37 PM (7M30H)

429 I've had too many things which counted very much to me destroyed by callow asstards. Last material goods from my grandpa, WW2 memorabilia, artwork I did myself, artwork purchased, photos of exes, etc.

I dunno I had a point but now just pissed all over again

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 04, 2014 09:38 PM (Cq0oW)

430 Hands down, the best watch repair I have ever encountered. I know the owner personally.
Antique/vintage? No problem. Any brand.
http://womblewatch.com/

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2014 09:39 PM (1Mxs7)

431 See? Now I thought that was how he got the Bronze Star.

Posted by: dumbartist at August 04, 2014 09:36 PM (ahBY0)

Was that the one where he mortared himself or the one where he chased down 100 VC singlehandeldly?

If there ever was 1 asshole who started the story with:

"There I was, knee deep in brass and grenade pins with nothing but my K-Bar and a will to live"

it's that guy.

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 09:39 PM (x3YFz)

432 417
late to the thread but, oh, snap, Ace! in other news, how does one know
when it's time to just give up? and how does one go about that? dark
days, my friends, darker than I ever thought I'd see.

Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2014 09:33 PM (8lmkt)

This stuff is nothing. Imagine what the European Jews went through in the 1930s and 1940s.
Imagine the dustbowl days in Oklahoma. Imagine the Potato Famine in Ireland. Imagine the starvation in Ukraine during the soviet theft of their food.
It seems bad to us because we are going through it, but I assure you that we haven't seen real misery and hopelessness yet.

And I guess that's my pessimistic version of a pep talk.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 09:39 PM (Vutl+)

433 Still pissed off and just rambling. Maybe some of you know what I mean....Tangonine

When the tweakers broke into my garage and stole my cordless tools, it pissed me off. If they had stolen my father's and grandfather's saddles that were hanging in there I would have put their heads on pikes. Some things are worth more than money. Best of luck finding the watch.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at August 04, 2014 09:40 PM (PlfBD)

434 This is random and off topic, but what the hell is up with kids starting school in July this year?

Posted by: Lauren at August 04, 2014 09:40 PM (BPMYx)

435 413 I feel compelled to point out that when I link GoPro video, it's to the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders and a hula hoop.

Just.

Sayin'.

http://youtu.be/zHbk92G655k
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. We should be so lucky. at August 04, 2014 09:32 PM (IrByp)

--My favorite Cowgirl in that video is the one wearing the bikini.

Posted by: logprof at August 04, 2014 09:40 PM (Y6xQZ)

436 Well, I made it up. My dad would be proud.

I gave both my sons identical Patek Phillipes for their college graduation.

This: http://tinyurl.com/me6w4yr

THEY know the story, and they will give it to their sons, God willing.

They better not drop them in a lake.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 09:40 PM (xuOEM)

437 I hear ya Peaches. I look at all the insanity that gets worse by the day while the purveyors of propaganda tell us everything is fantastic. The dissonance is enough to make my head explode.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, as Voiced by Brian Dennehy at August 04, 2014 09:41 PM (jucos)

438 Just looked it up, last 'Bertha' was in 1996.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2014 09:41 PM (1Mxs7)

439 Fine watches are the one Veblen good I wish I could afford. I could give a shit about driving a Ferrari, but damn I'd love to rock a Patek Philippe to work.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 04, 2014 09:41 PM (3H4Zj)

440 No one in this clown car of an administration owns a man's bicycle?

For that, one would have to be a man:

http://tinyurl.com/k3ldg9o

Posted by: t-bird at August 04, 2014 09:41 PM (FcR7P)

441 413 I feel compelled to point out that when I link GoPro video, it's to the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders and a hula hoop.
----------------------

Some of those girls definitely went pro.

Posted by: Roy at August 04, 2014 09:42 PM (tiOTz)

442 Kerry's ancestor must have been King Ferdinand's secretary of state. You know, the guy who arranged the Smallpox for Syphilis swap.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 04, 2014 09:42 PM (8MjqI)

443 And I guess that's my pessimistic version of a pep talk.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 09:39 PM (Vutl+)
yeah. at least twice a day, I try to express gratitude to the Big Guy for letting me keep a roof over my head, etc., etc. getting tougher all the time. and, no, thinking about people who have it worse doesn't actually cheer me up, it just makes me feel moar sad. thanks for playing

Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2014 09:42 PM (8lmkt)

444 >>>>and stole my cordless tools, it pissed me off.

Jewish knockoff cordless power tools. Gevalts

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 04, 2014 09:43 PM (Cq0oW)

445 "There I was, knee deep in brass and grenade pins with nothing but my K-Bar and a will to live"...

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 09:39 PM

I want that on my tombstone...

Posted by: AltonJackson has an MFO from a prestigious school at August 04, 2014 09:44 PM (KCxzN)

446 Funny. The watches I gave my sons I don't own, but would love to.

I got them from Tiffany's at a very good price, they have now doubled in price.

I'll just think about one.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 09:45 PM (xuOEM)

447 * looks down at his 20 year-old plastic, $29.95, Timex Ironman *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2014 09:46 PM (1Mxs7)

448 * looks down at his 20 year-old plastic, $29.95, Timex Ironman *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2014 09:46 PM (1Mxs7)
looks at the computer in front of my face and the cell-phone in my hand and thinks, hmmmmm, why does anyone actually want a watch anymore, there's the time right there! srsly, i gave up watches the second i got a cell phone.

Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2014 09:47 PM (8lmkt)

449 I want that on my tombstone...

I want sausage and pepperoni.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at August 04, 2014 09:47 PM (cZmyL)

450 I wear my late grandmother's Elgin.

I think I'd literally throw up if something ever happens to it.

Posted by: Lauren at August 04, 2014 09:47 PM (BPMYx)

451

Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2014 09:42 PM (8lmkt)

Take heart. Here, let me tell you my most favorite joke of which I have heard recently.

Erwin Schrodinger, Max Planck, and Neils Bohr were driving along in a car when they were stopped by a cop.

"I need to look in your trunk." He said.

"HEY! There's a dead body in here!" He exclaimed.

To which Schrodinger replied, "Well, there is NOW."

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 09:47 PM (Vutl+)

452 K-bars are good knives, but there are much better choices these days.

Just sayin.'

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 04, 2014 09:47 PM (eAJwE)

453 >>So... anyone need a lawn mowed? ; )
Posted by: TangoNine

Any chance your homeowners insurance covers any of it?

Posted by: Aviator at August 04, 2014 09:47 PM (3rrMW)

454 "447 * looks down at his 20 year-old plastic, $29.95, Timex Ironman *
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2014 09:46 PM (1Mxs7)"

Has it taken a licking and kept on ticking? You can't put a price on reliability.

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 04, 2014 09:48 PM (3H4Zj)

455 Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 09:40 PM (xuOEM)

I only buy RESCO watches. You could offer me a $50k Rolex and I'd take aGen 1 Patriot first.

I know Rob and his wife, and they run a small, precise shop.

And those watches are kit watches more than "going out" watches, but... eh.

They're tough, and 'em's good people. So therefore...

Posted by: TangoNine at August 04, 2014 09:48 PM (x3YFz)

456 why does anyone actually want a watch anymore, there's the time right there! srsly, i gave up watches the second i got a cell phone.
Posted by: Peaches
--------------

I don't like having to fumble in my pocket for my cellphone.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2014 09:49 PM (1Mxs7)

457 thinking about people who have it worse kind of scares the crap out of me. its like hitting bottom and hearing scratching noises from below

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 04, 2014 09:49 PM (Cq0oW)

458
I wear my late grandmother's Elgin.

I think I'd literally throw up if something ever happens to it.

Posted by: Lauren at August 04, 2014 09:47 PM (BPMYx)
I get that. Please don't hate me for my previous post. Wonderful, heirloom watches are lovely. I have my grandmother's gold pocket watch. Her father gave it to her on her 18th birthday and she gave it to me on my 21st. I'm pretty sure I know where it is . . .

Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2014 09:49 PM (8lmkt)

459 yeah. at least twice a day, I try to express gratitude to the Big Guy for letting me keep a roof over my head, etc., etc. getting tougher all the time. and, no, thinking about people who have it worse doesn't actually cheer me up, it just makes me feel moar sad. thanks for playing
Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2014 09:42 PM (8lmkt)

I don't do long-form prayers anymore. I'll just glance through the drivers side window or sit down by the lake, crack a beer and say: "Thanks"

I think he gets it.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at August 04, 2014 09:49 PM (kqk51)

460 431 Was that the one where he mortared himself or the one where he chased down 100 VC single handeldly?

Not exactly sure but I hope it wasn't the time he shot a kid in the back...Oh wait, that was the Silver Star he got, sorry. What the fuck, give him a couple more.

Posted by: dumbartist at August 04, 2014 09:49 PM (ahBY0)

461 "There I was, knee deep in brass and grenade pins with nothing but my K-Bar and a will to live"

No no no no NO!

"There we were!! Shoulder to shoulder and backs to wall. VC to the right of us, VC to the left of us!

Posted by: Mirror Universe Private Duffy at August 04, 2014 09:50 PM (nkPV9)

462 And I guess that's my pessimistic version of a pep talk.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 09:39 PM (Vutl+)

It's because we know this and we are not above it happening to us.

Posted by: willow at August 04, 2014 09:50 PM (nqBYe)

463 * looks down at his 20 year-old plastic, $29.95, Timex Ironman *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2014 09:46 PM

Got one on my wrist, right now.

Got it 'cause I could read the numbers with-out my glasses; now, not so much

Posted by: AltonJackson has an MFO from a prestigious school at August 04, 2014 09:50 PM (KCxzN)

464 srsly, i gave up watches the second i got a cell phone.
Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2014 09:47 PM (8lmkt)

I did too, but I understand those who love watches, just as I understand those who love knives....and guns.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 04, 2014 09:50 PM (eAJwE)

465 i gave up spelling the sec i got a cell

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 04, 2014 09:52 PM (Cq0oW)

466 Peaches, I had a favorite watch that I would still use if I had not broken it. Unfortunately, I accidentally laundered it about 4 years ago.

Posted by: logprof at August 04, 2014 09:53 PM (Y6xQZ)

467 All my watches have OD velcro bands that cover the watchface. Some habits, die hard.

I give a shit what it is.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at August 04, 2014 09:53 PM (kqk51)

468 Has it taken a licking and kept on ticking? You can't put a price on reliability.
Posted by: broseidon king
---------------------

The legends are worn off of the buttons. There used to be some stuff printed around the bezel, all gone. I've probably been through 4 batteries, and 4 watchbands..., maybe 5. It gains maybe 10 seconds a month, so I reset it every time change. It's been a great watch. It is my second, the first I bought in the mid-80's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2014 09:53 PM (1Mxs7)

469 Is that pic really real? Gawd I despise those assholes.

Posted by: freaking idiot at August 04, 2014 09:53 PM (JdEZJ)

470 All "viral" Go Pro videos are fake.

GoPro has turned into a mini-Apple with insane fanbois who actually believe this shit is real.

Says volumes about the narcissistic society we've become when people need to watch themselves skiing. I see so many d-bags wearing those things, I want to rip it off their heads and throw it off the mountain.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 04, 2014 09:53 PM (0LHZx)

471 i have a few nice watches that i never wear. still in box. they have worth, sure.

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 04, 2014 09:55 PM (Cq0oW)

472 Worrying about what kind of watch you have in your watch pocket is a waist of time.

Posted by: Sir Baden Baden Baden Powell XIII at August 04, 2014 09:55 PM (Obq4Q)

473 I don't do long-form prayers anymore. I'll just glance through the drivers side window or sit down by the lake, crack a beer and say: "Thanks"

I think he gets it.
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at August 04, 2014 09:49 PM (kqk51)

I don't think, I know. He absolutely gets it.

If He doesn't get it, then I'm consigned to an eternity in Hell. And I simply don't believe that.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 04, 2014 09:55 PM (eAJwE)

474 No offense taken, peaches. 9 times out of 10 I check my phone for the time.

Posted by: Lauren at August 04, 2014 09:55 PM (BPMYx)

475 when was the last time, outside a swanky rehab joint, has anyone actually seen the lovely (heh, j/k) Teresa Heinz Kerry? I mean, is she even still among the living? and is there a team of well-compensated experts to determine that? not that it's weird or anything . . .

Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2014 09:55 PM (8lmkt)

476 Holy crap. Here in N IL we have had 2.1 inches of rain in about the last hour.

We needed it, but not all at once.

Posted by: Farmer at August 04, 2014 09:57 PM (o/90i)

477 475 when was the last time, outside a swanky rehab joint, has anyone actually seen the lovely (heh, j/k) Teresa Heinz Kerry? I mean, is she even still among the living? and is there a team of well-compensated experts to determine that? not that it's weird or anything . . .
Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2014 09:55 PM (8lmkt)

--For that matter, where's Tipper Gore?

Posted by: logprof at August 04, 2014 09:57 PM (Y6xQZ)

478 thought go pros were for bike riders, like if they get hit and need to id the driver

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 04, 2014 09:57 PM (Cq0oW)

479 doG, the other night it was old HP calculators, tonight it's old Ironman watches.*

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

Whatever happened to the Remington 870 vs. the Mossberg 500 debate?.

I kid...but flame on

*I know, I was fueling the fire

Posted by: AltonJackson has an MFO from a prestigious school at August 04, 2014 09:57 PM (KCxzN)

480 We were blessed with an existence never before known to mankind, where we believed , because of what we thought were rights and a constitution to guard us.
We/I believed our leadership was just as serious as citizens to guard those rights diligently keeping what was the most amazing place, most free, where one could strive hard and succeed, yes even possible to become great in industry, leadership, etc. No matter Where we came from, The leadership have ruined this thought for many of us. and doubled down on purposefully antagonizing their own citizens , Making citizens become less than partners in the country.
in fact making us servants or despised as every Other fkn country has.
Not and American ideal at all.

Posted by: willow at August 04, 2014 09:57 PM (nqBYe)

481 RE: Watches

I never wear watches. My wife knows I never wear watches. I've told her I don't really like wearing watches, yet she insisted it would look good for me to wear one, especially for business occasions.

So one year for my birthday, what does she get me? You got it. A pretty expensive watch too.

But since I hate watches, I never wear it. So now she gets mad at me because she spent a lot of money for a present I never use.

Women......

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 04, 2014 09:58 PM (0LHZx)

482 He reminds me of the Monty Python skit about upper class twits. (Yes twits, not tits.)

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 04, 2014 09:58 PM (AkoL+)

483 I'm going to wake up from this fever dream, it'll be 1983, and Reagan will still be President.

Bonus: I'll be 24 years old again.

Posted by: filbert at August 04, 2014 09:59 PM (roTS7)

484 I think he gets it.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Suntanning in Bizzaro World at August 04, 2014 09:49 PM (kqk51)

I don't think, I know. He absolutely gets it.

If He doesn't get it, then I'm consigned to an eternity in Hell. And I simply don't believe that.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 04, 2014 09:55 PM (eAJwE)

yup. He and us have been at this a bit. No need to get wordy about it.

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at August 04, 2014 09:59 PM (x3YFz)

485 And no I don't how to link to the upper class twit skit.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 04, 2014 09:59 PM (AkoL+)

486 --For that matter, where's Tipper Gore?

Posted by: logprof at August 04, 2014 09:57 PM (Y6xQZ)

I bet she's enjoying life sans Al.

Posted by: Vendette at August 04, 2014 09:59 PM (W4idd)

487 Whatever happened to the Remington 870 vs. the Mossberg 500 debate?.

Posted by: AltonJackson
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Once again offending Ithaca Model 37's.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2014 09:59 PM (1Mxs7)

488 He makes Mike Dukakis riding on that tank look almost manly.

Posted by: A person who's sorry he contacted the Aliens at August 04, 2014 10:00 PM (XBYpf)

489 ok that previous comment really did have to do with something said upstairs.

now that it's all alone ,it's just strange.

Posted by: willow at August 04, 2014 10:00 PM (nqBYe)

490 Watch collectors are bad snobs. Rolexs are for the masses.

IWC, VC, Pateks, Jager, Cartier, Blancpain, Hublot, Zenith, and the best of the best Langes.

Not your Timex iron man. They aren't that accurate.

You can't buy any without at least one comma in the price.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 10:00 PM (xuOEM)

491 I don't really want to be this person, but I'm starting to think that we are going to witness the End Times. Of course, there was the bubonic plague and the 1918 influenza thing, so maybe it's just a market correction. Pretty fuckin' sickening though, all of it, can't think of a single way the now exceeds the then, in my life.

Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2014 10:00 PM (8lmkt)

492 THEN WHO THE BIKE?

Posted by: Elliot m. at August 04, 2014 10:00 PM (vPhnb)

493 thought go pros were for bike riders, like if they get hit and need to id the driver
Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 04, 2014 09:57 PM (Cq0oW)

******

I use mine for recording flights on my "drone", otherwise known as a Hexcopter (until the FAA got involved). Cool shots, especially without the fisheye on the Hero 3.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 04, 2014 10:01 PM (ojnk6)

494 Willow - That about covers it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2014 10:01 PM (1Mxs7)

495 But since I hate watches
Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at August 04, 2014 09:58 PM (0LHZx)

There's two types of men on this earth. Those that need precision watches and those who don't. Extrapolate from there.

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at August 04, 2014 10:01 PM (x3YFz)

496 Whatever happened to the Remington 870 vs. the Mossberg 500 debate?.

What? That was settled long, long ago. Mossberg by a country mile.

Don't start, bitch.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 04, 2014 10:01 PM (eAJwE)

497 Nobody liked my joke?

You see, until the trunk was opened the individual in the trunk remained in a state of quantum superposition being both dead and alive at the same time. When the cop opened the trunk he collapsed the quantum wave function into an macroscopic actualization of the previously indeterminate state.

Hence, Schrodinger said "Well, he is now."

I figured it would have everyone rolling on the floor. That was my first reaction.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 10:01 PM (Vutl+)

498 My first watch was a 8th grade graduation present. It as the first of maybe 3 that I would bust because I'm such a klutz. So I haven't owned a watch since I was 16, so about 45 years. Somehow I got by, even when I was spending half my job traveling. I did keep a travel alarm, though.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 04, 2014 10:02 PM (8MjqI)

499 What can I say, I'm a fan of oldschool fashion. Double-breasted suits, wingtips, a nice watch...if it was good enough for Rick Blaine, it's good enough for me.

(Though he wore a bowtie, and I just can't work a bowtie. But if you can, more power to you)

Posted by: broseidon king of the brocean at August 04, 2014 10:02 PM (3H4Zj)

500 Mike, you're a good egg, i felt really out there. tx

Posted by: willow at August 04, 2014 10:02 PM (nqBYe)

501 You can't buy any without at least one comma in the price.

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 10:00 PM (xuOEM)

My preference is in 2-3K. But it's not snobbery that drives me. Hell. No one ever sees them.

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at August 04, 2014 10:03 PM (x3YFz)

502 I don't really want to be this person, but I'm
starting to think that we are going to witness the End Times. Of course,
there was the bubonic plague and the 1918 influenza thing, so maybe
it's just a market correction. Pretty fuckin' sickening though, all of
it, can't think of a single way the now exceeds the then, in my life.

Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2014 10:00 PM (8lmkt)

My grandpa, who died in 1985 at the age of 88, told my dad that he wouldn't see the end times. Dad might. Dad's kids (aka. me and the siblings) would.

Posted by: Vendette at August 04, 2014 10:03 PM (W4idd)

503 {{{{{willow}}}}} i see you far too infrequently, my dear. not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2014 10:03 PM (8lmkt)

504 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=imWlSMgMFGE

Monty Python Upper Class Twit Of The Year skit

Posted by: filbert at August 04, 2014 10:03 PM (roTS7)

505 Vendette!

Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2014 10:04 PM (8lmkt)

506 RESCO watches are nice. Their movements are ETA movements, owned by SWATCH.

They make good movements, but they are nothing special. They make 1,000s

http://tinyurl.com/y9loqao

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 10:04 PM (xuOEM)

507 I chuckled, D lamp

Posted by: Lauren at August 04, 2014 10:04 PM (BPMYx)

508 Whatever happened to the Remington 870 vs. the Mossberg 500 debate?.

What? That was settled long, long ago. Mossberg by a country mile.

Don't start, bitch.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 04, 2014 10:01 PM (eAJwE)

/chambers mossy 590

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at August 04, 2014 10:04 PM (x3YFz)

509 491 I don't really want to be this person, but I'm starting to think that we are going to witness the End Times.

Hang in there and keep throwing punches Peaches. It might not end as bad as we think, and if it does at least we go down fighting.

Posted by: dumbartist at August 04, 2014 10:05 PM (ahBY0)

510 aw *Peaches*, I'm trying to not to pay as much attention to politics as i know i have no power and it's kinda trippin me out.

tks for hug!

Posted by: willow at August 04, 2014 10:05 PM (nqBYe)

511 Peaches!!!!

I ran out of bacon. I am ashamed. I must also visit Trader Joe's to see if I can acquire some of their spinach and bacon salad.

Posted by: Vendette at August 04, 2014 10:05 PM (W4idd)

512 /chambers mossy 590
Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at August 04, 2014 10:04 PM (x3YFz)

*****

Yep. Not in the mood for a debate, but 590A1 here.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at August 04, 2014 10:05 PM (ojnk6)

513
RESCO watches are nice. Their movements are ETA movements, owned by SWATCH.

They make good movements, but they are nothing special. They make 1,000s

http://tinyurl.com/y9loqao

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 10:04 PM (xuOEM)

I buy from them because the watches are awesome and Rob and his wife are good people. And that's the end of that.

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at August 04, 2014 10:05 PM (x3YFz)

514 Once again offending Ithaca Model 37's.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2014 09:59 PM (1Mxs7)

Also offending Winchester Mdl's 1897 and 12.

Posted by: fairweatherbill at August 04, 2014 10:06 PM (PlfBD)

515 507
I chuckled, D lamp

Posted by: Lauren at August 04, 2014 10:04 PM (BPMYx)

I only heard it recently, and I crack up every time I think about it. But thank you.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 10:06 PM (Vutl+)

516 497 Nobody liked my joke?

You see, until the trunk was opened the individual in the trunk remained in a state of quantum superposition being both dead and alive at the same time. When the cop opened the trunk he collapsed the quantum wave function into an macroscopic actualization of the previously indeterminate state.

Hence, Schrodinger said "Well, he is now."

I figured it would have everyone rolling on the floor. That was my first reaction.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 10:01 PM (Vutl+)

Shouldn't it have been a dead cat?

Posted by: rickl at August 04, 2014 10:06 PM (sdi6R)

517

Ithaca.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 04, 2014 10:07 PM (jeCnD)

518 Once again offending Ithaca Model 37's.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2014 09:59 PM (1Mxs7)

Why must you throw a monkeywrench into what could otherwise be a clean, fair fight?

(Fantastic gun, but I won't admit it here, because fuck you.)

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 04, 2014 10:07 PM (eAJwE)

519 My preference is in 2-3K. But it's not snobbery that drives me. Hell. No one ever sees them.

Posted by: TangoNine (Beckinsale/Johnson 2016) at August 04, 2014 10:03 PM (x3YFz)

You can get really good pre owned watches for that price. Check out Time Zone or Watchseller. I've used both.

http://tinyurl.com/7gh79ao

Posted by: Nip Sip at August 04, 2014 10:07 PM (xuOEM)

520 ONT is NOOD!

Posted by: Slapweasel at August 04, 2014 10:07 PM (z3Qlv)

521 Don't start, bitch.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at August 04, 2014 10:01 PM

Not looking to start anything, but you're wrong.

It's either / or. Both platforms are suitable.

I'm an 870 guy (before the tragic boating accident). I'd gladly own a Mossberg 500.

Posted by: AltonJackson has an MFO from a prestigious school at August 04, 2014 10:08 PM (KCxzN)

522 meh

Winchester 1200

don't shoot it much

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at August 04, 2014 10:08 PM (Cq0oW)

523 i have no power and it's kinda trippin me out.

yeah, that right there. it's visceral and it's upsetting. and it makes me drink too much.

and, Vendette, i gots a spinach and bacons salad in the fridge, you darlin' girl!!!

Posted by: Peaches at August 04, 2014 10:09 PM (8lmkt)

524 I always thought this was funny. Our Kitchener, Ont. plant had a big sign at the factory entrance that said, "Rings and watches prohibited beyond this point by provincial law." But staff had to wear a tie.

Posted by: bergerbilder at August 04, 2014 10:09 PM (8MjqI)

525 You wanna see how stupid the public school and university system has made Americans? If you dare, read some of the comments to the Prager video.

Posted by: logprof at August 04, 2014 10:09 PM (Y6xQZ)

526 willow - As you have pointed out yourself, you have been 'verbed'..., you're a part of the lexicon. An achievement to be envied.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2014 10:09 PM (1Mxs7)

527
Shouldn't it have been a dead cat?

Posted by: rickl at August 04, 2014 10:06 PM (sdi6R)

Nah, a dead body is the usual thing that a cop finds in a trunk.
The implication is that either Plank, Bohr or Schrodinger killed him, which is part of the funny.

Posted by: D-Lamp at August 04, 2014 10:10 PM (Vutl+)

528 Vendette, i gots a spinach and bacons salad in the fridge,
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Trader Joe's restocked?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2014 10:11 PM (1Mxs7)

529
Hands down, the best watch repair I have ever encountered. I know the owner personally.
Antique/vintage? No problem. Any brand.
http://womblewatch.com/

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2014 09:39 PM (1Mxs7)

I don't know diddly about watches, except that former Anthrax lead guitarist Dan Spitz is a master watchmaker, with some pretty impressive creds.

http://danspitz.com/spitz-interviews/

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 04, 2014 10:11 PM (8v9fw)

530 Shouldn't it have been a dead cat?

Posted by: rickl at August 04, 2014 10:06 PM (sdi6R)

Nah, a dead body is the usual thing that a cop finds in a trunk.
The implication is that either Plank, Bohr or Schrodinger killed him, which is part of the funny.
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The *perfect* video for this conversation. Short:
http://tinyurl.com/bwnez2v

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2014 10:15 PM (1Mxs7)

531 ONT

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2014 10:17 PM (1Mxs7)

532 The end of hostilities with hamas will occur shortly after there are no members of hamas able to wield a weapon.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 04, 2014 10:18 PM (a3/N/)

533 For those who weren't sure whether that is a real picture of Kerry, the dog he's "walking" while riding on the bike certainly looks like his dog.

http://tinyurl.com/mcy3vy4

Posted by: Slappy at August 04, 2014 10:28 PM (g0F0Y)

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