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(Jump to bottom of comments)On this date in 2014, or was it yesterday, the 18-1/2 Minute Gap, as evidence of criminal conduct, was replaced by the 2-Year Deletion.
Fortunately, the evidence is still on government servers, Election 2014 is only a few months away.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 14, 2014 10:06 PM (FlRtG)
One at least appears to love America.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:07 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: CDR M at June 14, 2014 10:07 PM (LsJl8)
Posted by: Arbalest at June 14, 2014 10:08 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: The Left at June 14, 2014 10:08 PM (M6Ctf)
Posted by: CDR M at June 14, 2014 10:08 PM (LsJl8)
Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 10:09 PM (gjOCp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 10:09 PM (Vh4i6)
There are many historical flags associated with the United States, particularly during the War of Independence. One such flag is the Pine Tree Flag that was "was used originally by a squadron of six cruisers commissioned under George Washington's authority as commander in chief of the Continental Army in October 1775... The phrase is a particular expression of the right of revolution used by British philosopher John Locke's in Second Treatise on Civil Government which was published in 1690 as part of Two Treatises of Government refuting the theory of the divine right of kings."
More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=6049
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 14, 2014 10:10 PM (K1sEu)
Posted by: CDR M at June 14, 2014 10:10 PM (LsJl8)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at June 14, 2014 10:10 PM (BOYu0)
JimSunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 14, 2014 10:10 PM (vvk2F)
Posted by: CDR M at June 14, 2014 10:10 PM (LsJl8)
Posted by: CDR M at June 14, 2014 10:07 PM (LsJl
The party of stupid?
Heh...sure.
I wish I had over 2% confidence in that. Current confidence level 0.047%
Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at June 14, 2014 10:10 PM (M6Ctf)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:11 PM (4Mv1T)
Mazel Tov!
Jim
Sunk New DawnGalveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 14, 2014 10:12 PM (vvk2F)
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 14, 2014 10:12 PM (yz6yg)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:12 PM (4Mv1T)
Heh, I know, I know. Just trying to be a glass half full guy but that's nearly impossible with the GOP.
Posted by: CDR M at June 14, 2014 10:12 PM (LsJl8)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 10:13 PM (T1005)
Posted by: CK
-----------------------------
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:13 PM (4Mv1T)
Not sure I can. CINCUSNAVHOUSE has other ideas. It involves a few tons of mulch and landscaping.
Posted by: CDR M at June 14, 2014 10:13 PM (LsJl8)
... and the distraction for the 2-Year Deletion will be ... Iraq? Benghazi? The VA? Fast&Furious?
Posted by: Arbalest at June 14, 2014 10:08 PM (FlRtG)
Fasting FistFuck will be the distraction for the two year deletion.
Posted by: model_1066 at June 14, 2014 10:14 PM (fcAGu)
FORZA AZZURRI!!!!
Posted by: navycopjoe says Forza AZZURRI!!!! at June 14, 2014 10:16 PM (oR62k)
Posted by: DangerGirl, who is tired at June 14, 2014 10:16 PM (GrtrJ)
I've used all 100 ways to attack the groin...and more.
http://tinyurl.com/prx7f44
Posted by: Steven Seagal at June 14, 2014 10:16 PM (WlWt+)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:12 PM (4Mv1T)
****
Already done. Unfortunately the drooling, helmeted Aryan idiot from Stormfront came in as well.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 10:16 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: CK at June 14, 2014 10:16 PM (LCiWj)
There's that whole 'representation' thing, asshole.
Posted by: model_1066 at June 14, 2014 10:17 PM (fcAGu)
Mr Y-not is on his way home. He was gone most of this week, so I'm going a little batty.
Papa Y-not has already gotten half of his gift from his daughters - a framed set of pix w/ us, him, and Mama Y-not (who died in '92) at various important times in our lives. Tomorrow Sister Y-not will give him the other half - a "subscription" to a custom cooking place. (His wife does not cook.)
Posted by: Y-not at June 14, 2014 10:17 PM (zDsvJ)
It's the least you can do.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 14, 2014 10:18 PM (yz6yg)
chaz the bike boy is here?
Posted by: navycopjoe says Forza AZZURRI!!!! at June 14, 2014 10:18 PM (oR62k)
Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2014 10:18 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:19 PM (4Mv1T)
Well, lookee there, let's import a bunch of folks with pickled livers! Awesome! /s
Posted by: Y-not at June 14, 2014 10:19 PM (zDsvJ)
When heart disease is the leading killer everywhere that infectious disease isn't, it means that your society is advanced, not tragically flawed.
Posted by: --- at June 14, 2014 10:19 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at June 14, 2014 10:20 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 10:20 PM (6T+0j)
For the 3rd straight day!!!!
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 14, 2014 10:20 PM (HxSXm)
Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2014 10:20 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: CK at June 14, 2014 10:12 PM (LCiWj)
Same old recycled B.S.
At least try some newish material.
Anyway, it wasn't the colonists who were the aggressors, it was the colonists who fought back against attempts to destroy their ancient rights. In a way, it was Revolutionary War was just a sequel to the English Civil War
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 14, 2014 10:20 PM (K1sEu)
***checks my hash***
gotta be careful with you H8ing RINOs who H8
Posted by: navycopjoe says Forza AZZURRI!!!! at June 14, 2014 10:21 PM (oR62k)
I'm gonna call B.S.
Posted by: shredded chi at June 14, 2014 10:21 PM (ZhxNU)
Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 10:21 PM (LsJl8)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:22 PM (tTxJN)
Expect collateral damage.
Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 10:22 PM (LsJl8)
Posted by: no good deed at June 14, 2014 10:22 PM (Niwwb)
Posted by: Y-not at June 14, 2014 10:22 PM (zDsvJ)
Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2014 10:22 PM (Ua6T/)
Just to the right of the base of that tree. But you gotta look close. Fucker would have had me.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 10:22 PM (6T+0j)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 10:23 PM (jucos)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 10:23 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Y-not at June 14, 2014 10:23 PM (zDsvJ)
Posted by: CK at June 14, 2014 10:16 PM (LCiWj)
Yep.
Plus it was always fun to wait months to hear back from those in charge back in London. Sort of like now waiting to hear from DC, and waiting......
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 14, 2014 10:23 PM (HxSXm)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 14, 2014 10:23 PM (l3vZN)
Er...."will be monitored in high risk" -- is this something, or is this a professional courtesy?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 10:24 PM (T1005)
Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 10:24 PM (LsJl8)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 14, 2014 10:24 PM (l3vZN)
reminds me, ncn (nephew) is getting assigned to Team1
kid's a stud
Posted by: navycopjoe says Forza AZZURRI!!!! at June 14, 2014 10:24 PM (oR62k)
Posted by: CDR M at June 14, 2014 10:10 PM (LsJl
And focus like a laser. Don't forget how he likes to focus like a laser.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2014 10:24 PM (O+OSR)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:24 PM (tTxJN)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeyofQK6tRw
Posted by: Sheldon Cooper
-------------------
Thanks Sheldon. Spouse and I hooted.
Seriously.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:25 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: DangerGirl, who is tired at June 14, 2014 10:25 PM (GrtrJ)
Posted by: Pumra at June 14, 2014 10:25 PM (rWajX)
No, and your not knowing is frightening in itself. We were taxed without representation. We had our legislatures eradicated and arrested by fiat of a tyrant. But you should have known this if you had ever, ever read anything about our revolution. The Intolerable Acts treated Americans like they had no rights - rights that were guaranteed to those in England proper.
But what I am amazed at is your utter ignorance of these facts. Please, take an hour and read the Declaration of Independence. Research EACH violation. Then you will understand how utterly weird your post seems.
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 14, 2014 10:25 PM (tn4Oq)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 10:26 PM (HVff2)
will be monitored in high risk for at least 24 hours but is stable."
Congratulations to you and yours, Crank!
How's the new arrival doing? Hopefully excellent Apgar and other signs.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 14, 2014 10:26 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: The Party of Science ! at June 14, 2014 10:26 PM (uN4Ye)
Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at June 14, 2014 10:26 PM (Gqyap)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 14, 2014 10:26 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 10:24 PM (LsJl
*golf clap*
That's how we do it in Hazard.
Posted by: Boyd Crowder at June 14, 2014 10:27 PM (HxSXm)
Congrats to you and mrs crank!!! Blessings upon the little one and prayers for your lovely wife's quick recovery.
Mr bannion- is it still possible to sign up for the NoVaMoMee? Hubby wants to meet some like-minded souls, so we would love to come, if it's not too late.
Posted by: Moki at June 14, 2014 10:27 PM (EvHC8)
its like I don't even know any of you anymore
for shame
http://tinyurl.com/n8jtljr
Posted by: navycopjoe says Forza AZZURRI!!!! at June 14, 2014 10:27 PM (oR62k)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:27 PM (tTxJN)
Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2014 10:27 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 10:27 PM (6T+0j)
>>100 Ways To Attack The Groin
I suspect that many of us moronettes already know those.
Posted by: Y-not at June 14, 2014 10:23 PM (zDsvJ)
The moronette's are reading it to find out which ones they left out.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 10:27 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 10:27 PM (jucos)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 14, 2014 10:27 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:28 PM (tTxJN)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 14, 2014 10:26 PM (GEICT)
****
Pretty well, despite the Aryan troll that will not yet go away.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 10:28 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at June 14, 2014 10:26 PM (Gqyap)
It's probably just parroting it's FagLit professor.
Posted by: model_1066 at June 14, 2014 10:28 PM (fcAGu)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2014 10:28 PM (O+OSR)
This was one of the easier ones.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 14, 2014 10:29 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 14, 2014 10:29 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:29 PM (tTxJN)
Posted by: CK
-----------------------------
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:13 PM (4Mv1T)
Oh boy ck hit a nerve. TR never drops the F bomb
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 10:29 PM (HVff2)
Anyone who can squeeze something the size of a watermelon out of an opening the size of a lemon has my respect.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 14, 2014 10:29 PM (yz6yg)
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 14, 2014 10:29 PM (DmNpO)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone
Congrats CC. Best wishes to you all.
Posted by: Farmer at June 14, 2014 10:29 PM (o/90i)
Posted by: --- at June 14, 2014 10:29 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 14, 2014 10:30 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:28 PM (tTxJN)
Can you put some cinnamon sugar on that for me?
Thanks.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 14, 2014 10:30 PM (yz6yg)
And thanks for pointing out that I need to sneak across the southern border before I drink myself to death! Is bourbon cheaper down there?
Posted by: shredded chi at June 14, 2014 10:30 PM (ZhxNU)
Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 10:30 PM (LsJl8)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:30 PM (tTxJN)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 10:28 PM (ojnk6)
Always fun.
Hey, congrats Crank!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 14, 2014 10:30 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: buzzion at June 14, 2014 10:31 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 10:24 PM (LsJl
******
Love the smell of a frying Aryan Stormfront freak. Thanks.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 10:31 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 10:30 PM (LsJl
Too close for missiles. Going to guns.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 14, 2014 10:31 PM (yz6yg)
Posted by: joncelli at June 14, 2014 10:31 PM (/AYWV)
wonder if I could send her mine?
Posted by: navycopjoe says Forza AZZURRI!!!! at June 14, 2014 10:31 PM (oR62k)
Didn't know anyone made a 2800 baud modem. I've used 2400, but never heard of 2800.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 14, 2014 10:32 PM (o78gS)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 14, 2014 10:32 PM (aTXUx)
How we doing?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 14, 2014 10:26 PM (GEICT)
****
Pretty well, despite the Aryan troll that will not yet go away.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 10:28 PM (ojnk6)
He's away now -- all the later posts got renumbered.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 10:32 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 10:32 PM (6T+0j)
I'm surprised barky didn't EO the revocation of Flag Day and Father's Day.
He has no fond feeling for either.
Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 10:32 PM (z8eyD)
Teh tweet:
@votermom
Obama will celebrate #FathersDay on his prayer rug praising Allah for the ISIS Caliphate he helped create.
Posted by: Votermom at June 14, 2014 10:33 PM (GSIDW)
Hearty congratulations and best wishes .
Raises glass , ,,, to children and the future .
Posted by: awkward davies at June 14, 2014 10:33 PM (whqez)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:33 PM (tTxJN)
Posted by: buzzion at June 14, 2014 10:33 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: --- at June 14, 2014 10:33 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 10:32 PM (z8eyD)
Or replace it with the black flag of al-Qaeda
Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 14, 2014 10:33 PM (yz6yg)
Happy birthday to Crank Jr! This being his inaugural visit.
And thanks be to whoever blew that interloper to kingdom come.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:33 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: CDR M at June 14, 2014 10:10 PM (LsJl
You would imagine with all the pivot steps he has taken, someone would finally call "walking" on him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSZGCfKvlTI
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 14, 2014 10:34 PM (HxSXm)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/477963889200492544
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/477958031956013056
Posted by: kbdabear at June 14, 2014 10:34 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 10:34 PM (jucos)
Evening Horde, Congrats Cranks, that's all I got
Posted by: ALH at June 14, 2014 10:34 PM (btTLZ)
Posted by: Y-not at June 14, 2014 10:35 PM (zDsvJ)
Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 10:35 PM (LsJl8)
Great now Barney Frank will be showing up
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 10:35 PM (HVff2)
Have you decided on a name yet? You don't have to disclose it - just curious.
Baine is a family name here, btw. Really.
Posted by: shredded chi at June 14, 2014 10:35 PM (ZhxNU)
Posted by: Guido 'snarly, on Ms. G's juice diet' at June 14, 2014 10:35 PM (d3Fm7)
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 14, 2014 10:35 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 10:36 PM (LsJl8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSZGCfKvlTI
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 14, 2014 10:34 PM (HxSXm)
Considering how (s)he throws a baseball, Urkel McPuttsalot probably hovers, not pivots.
Posted by: model_1066 at June 14, 2014 10:36 PM (fcAGu)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:36 PM (tTxJN)
Posted by: Y-not at June 14, 2014 10:36 PM (zDsvJ)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 10:37 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Y-not at June 14, 2014 10:36 PM (zDsvJ)
Thank ya kindly!
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 14, 2014 10:37 PM (GEICT)
Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 10:37 PM (z8eyD)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 14, 2014 10:37 PM (vvk2F)
I wish we could remove the troll from Dave's thread. Would hate to have Chick or his son see that garbage.
Posted by: Y-not at June 14, 2014 10:35 PM (zDsvJ)
Go back and make sure MST3K hasn't -- I think the default setting is annihilate.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 10:37 PM (T1005)
There's a friggin' reptile in there, too. And spiders.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 14, 2014 10:38 PM (0YI7T)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:38 PM (tTxJN)
But, if the troll got zapped, I guess it isn't worth going back to read?
Meh - there will be another one soon enough.
Posted by: shredded chi at June 14, 2014 10:38 PM (ZhxNU)
Posted by: Kalneva at June 14, 2014 10:38 PM (3pQOs)
Posted by: joncelli at June 14, 2014 10:38 PM (/AYWV)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:38 PM (tTxJN)
Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 10:30 PM (LsJl
And like that, poof, he is gone.
Posted by: Keyser Soze at June 14, 2014 10:39 PM (HxSXm)
Posted by: kbdabear at June 14, 2014 10:39 PM (aTXUx)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 10:39 PM (6T+0j)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 10:39 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Guido 'snarly, on Ms. G's juice diet' at June 14, 2014 10:39 PM (d3Fm7)
Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at June 14, 2014 10:40 PM (UMsIr)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at June 14, 2014 10:40 PM (4Chvm)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:40 PM (tTxJN)
Posted by: navycopjoe says Forza AZZURRI!!!! at June 14, 2014 10:41 PM (oR62k)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:29 PM (tTxJN)
Kind of like a glitch in the software?
Posted by: The Bobs at June 14, 2014 10:41 PM (HxSXm)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2014 10:41 PM (u82oZ)
Spain?
Posted by: Christopher Colombus at June 14, 2014 10:41 PM (0YI7T)
And we need pictures of Crank Jr.
Posted by: joncelli at June 14, 2014 10:38 PM (/AYWV)
There is truth in this. And stats. Recitation of length and weight stats helps to cement the newborn to the Real World, instead of the World of Hopes and Dreams where he's spent the last nine months.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 10:41 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 10:27 PM (judos)
Yeah, the world's falling apart and he goes on another f**king vacation. It would probably be easier to just figure out when he ISN'T on a vacation.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2014 10:42 PM (O+OSR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 10:42 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 10:42 PM (jucos)
we need the most important stat
is he a cubs or white sox fan
Posted by: navycopjoe says Forza AZZURRI!!!! at June 14, 2014 10:43 PM (oR62k)
Posted by: --- at June 14, 2014 10:43 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 14, 2014 10:43 PM (yagOO)
Posted by: buzzion at June 14, 2014 10:43 PM (zt+N6)
Posted by: Arbalest at June 14, 2014 10:43 PM (FlRtG)
I'm surprised that Russia wasn't bright orange, epic drinkers that they are. The liver cancer thing in China is interesting.
Posted by: Tuna at June 14, 2014 10:44 PM (7KPIw)
As long he doesn't start showing up in commercials like Captain Obvious has.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 14, 2014 10:44 PM (o78gS)
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, Sr at June 14, 2014 10:44 PM (HxSXm)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:44 PM (tTxJN)
Posted by: navycopjoe says Forza AZZURRI!!!! at June 14, 2014 10:45 PM (oR62k)
Black Flag ! Kills them dead.
An old insecticide name is now the banner of mass murder.
Revenge of the roaches ?
Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 10:45 PM (z8eyD)
Posted by: buzzion at June 14, 2014 10:43 PM (zt+N6)
****
Yeah. Unfortunately its posts are still there, last I looked.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 10:45 PM (ojnk6)
Do I have to go back to previous threads to read weight & name?
Why is Mrs Crank going to be watched for 24 hours?
I was out in garden & leave iPhone on table on porch.
Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 10:45 PM (gjOCp)
Posted by: Tuna at June 14, 2014 10:44 PM (7KPIw)
Melamine baby formula...
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 14, 2014 10:46 PM (0YI7T)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at June 14, 2014 10:46 PM (4Chvm)
Spain?
Posted by: Christopher Colombus at June 14, 2014 10:41 PM (0YI7T)
Bitch please.
Posted by: Leif Erikson at June 14, 2014 10:46 PM (HxSXm)
Posted by: Trimegistus at June 14, 2014 10:46 PM (kY+/P)
Posted by: Votermom at June 14, 2014 10:46 PM (GSIDW)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:46 PM (tTxJN)
name after grandma
bang...done
-------
You got that one right.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 10:46 PM (HVff2)
name after grandma
bang...done
Posted by: navycopjoe says Forza AZZURRI!!!! at June 14, 2014 10:45 PM (oR62k)
******
Grandma's name was nck?
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 10:47 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: IRS Email at June 14, 2014 10:47 PM (6T+0j)
Or it could be the melamine they put in as a food additive.
Posted by: Moki at June 14, 2014 10:47 PM (EvHC8)
Posted by: Votermom at June 14, 2014 10:48 PM (GSIDW)
Posted by: joncelli at June 14, 2014 10:48 PM (/AYWV)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:48 PM (tTxJN)
----------------
Crankston Baine.
Sounds like a Superhero name - I think you're on to something, Jim.
Posted by: shredded chi at June 14, 2014 10:49 PM (ZhxNU)
Posted by: Amerigo Vespucci at June 14, 2014 10:50 PM (oR62k)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 10:50 PM (6T+0j)
Depends on what grandma's name is.
Posted by: Tuna at June 14, 2014 10:51 PM (7KPIw)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (tTxJN)
Posted by: Truck Monkey
No Mr. Monkey, it's not.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding the comfy chair at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Truck Monkey
No Mr. Monkey, it's not.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding the comfy chair at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (+1T7c)
Posted by: Cankles at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (MMC8r)
Rant of the weekend: getting a little sick of all the articles at sites like OCWeekly and others that basically imply you can't be a serious appreciator of food and cuisine unless (1) you're also a big-time drinker of alcohol and (2) you're a complete snob about what you drink. There are a lot of us out here in the real world who love great food but don't care for adult beverages... *at all.*
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (Vh4i6)
Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (z8eyD)
Posted by: Amerigo Vespucci at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (oR62k)
Posted by: All Native Americans, everywhere at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (6T+0j)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Votermom at June 14, 2014 10:46 PM (GSIDW)
It ain't about the drugs, it's about me. Like cigarettes, he can't quit me.
Posted by: Reggie Love at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (HxSXm)
Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 14, 2014 10:53 PM (oR62k)
Posted by: Thunderb
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Maybe. Dad smoked from probably 1940 to 1976 when he quit. Died of liver cancer in 95. Age 66.
Gone but not forgotten. My sister mailed me his Boker pocket knife, and I got it today.
Happy Fathers Day. RIP Dad.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:53 PM (4Mv1T)
This isn't going to end well for you. Too bad
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 10:53 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:54 PM (tTxJN)
Posted by: Moki at June 14, 2014 10:54 PM (EvHC8)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at June 14, 2014 10:54 PM (+0txR)
Posted by: Leif Erikson
Eatta bagga dicks youa ice wop"
Kicked both your asses.
Posted by: All Native Americans, everywhere at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (6T+0j)
Blow our three-headed dicks, earthknobs.
Posted by: Ancient Astronauts at June 14, 2014 10:55 PM (MMC8r)
Kicked both your asses.
Posted by: All Native Americans, everywhere at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (6T+0j)
Sit your ass down.
Posted by: Firewater at June 14, 2014 10:55 PM (HxSXm)
Posted by: Cortes at June 14, 2014 10:55 PM (Ua6T/)
Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:55 PM (tTxJN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 10:56 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: joncelli at June 14, 2014 10:57 PM (/AYWV)
Posted by: Ancient Astronauts
not even close capt kirk sex doll
Posted by: prehistoric amoebas in the muck at June 14, 2014 10:57 PM (oR62k)
Brendan the Navigator's grandson was called the red-headed Redskin.
Didn't play football, tho.
Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 10:57 PM (z8eyD)
Posted by: Thunderb
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Thanks, ThunderB. His pocket knife is like HIM, or something. I got really choked up about it .
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:57 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 10:58 PM (jucos)
Rant of the weekend: getting a little sick of all the articles at sites like OCWeekly and others that basically imply you can't be a serious appreciator of food and cuisine unless (1) you're also a big-time drinker of alcohol and (2) you're a complete snob about what you drink. There are a lot of us out here in the real world who love great food but don't care for adult beverages... *at all.*
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (Vh4i6)
Don't disagree. I love beer, all types, but the last thing I am is a beer snob because I like the cheap shit almost as much as the $$$$ stuff.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 14, 2014 10:58 PM (HxSXm)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:59 PM (4Mv1T)
So, what you're saying is is that if I ever find myself in China don't eat the oysters, right?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 10:59 PM (6T+0j)
Johnny-come-latelys. We were definitely here first.
And your spearheads suck. No elegance.
Posted by: Clovis Man & Tierra Del Fuegans at June 14, 2014 10:59 PM (2mOaf)
Posted by: Darles Chickens at June 14, 2014 11:00 PM (ZpoIZ)
Sit your ass down.
Posted by: Firewater
Thread winner.
Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2014 11:00 PM (Ua6T/)
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:00 PM (Vh4i6)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 11:01 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Moki at June 14, 2014 11:01 PM (EvHC8)
How's the new knee? Hurts like hell I imagine.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:59 PM (4Mv1T)
Hanging in there bud. Better today than yesterday.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:01 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 14, 2014 11:01 PM (l3vZN)
If there's any drink I'm a bit weird about, it's craft soft drinks. I enjoy going to BevMo and picking up some of the ones I especially enjoy like Bundeberg's Ginger Beer or CocoFizz. But if you're the type who swears by his/her 2-liter of Coke, it's all good.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:01 PM (Vh4i6)
Posted by: Lauren at June 14, 2014 11:01 PM (0vdF4)
Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2014 11:02 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:02 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 14, 2014 11:02 PM (oR62k)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (aDwsi)
Bing is just as convenient, just set it in your browser preferences.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2014 11:02 PM (O+OSR)
What the what? How did we get to 220 comments already?
Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2014 11:02 PM (sdi6R)
There would be more if I didn't have to zap a few.
Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 11:02 PM (LsJl8)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2014 11:03 PM (O+OSR)
Moi........?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 10:39 PM (6T+0j)
Fucking connection.
Aha! there you are. Heard you and Clutch were breaking my balls (in absentia) in an earlier thread. Ms. G especially liked the 'banged the waitress in his apron' line. lol. Just thanks OK?
Posted by: Guido 'snarly, on Ms. G's juice diet' at June 14, 2014 11:03 PM (BaT2K)
Posted by: syphilis at June 14, 2014 11:03 PM (GsmA5)
Posted by: Lauren
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Winner.
And so sad for Father's Day.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 11:03 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Clovis Man at June 14, 2014 11:03 PM (/rVxx)
the cubs are about to trade away their best two pitchers
hello 100 loss season
FML
Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 14, 2014 11:02 PM (oR62k)
*****
It's in their nature. Kinda like scorpions.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:04 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 14, 2014 11:04 PM (2mOaf)
Posted by: puddleglum at June 14, 2014 11:04 PM (EKDGA)
Posted by: Moki at June 14, 2014 11:04 PM (EvHC8)
Suggesting names for the little Crank.
Vaclav Crank. Middle name could be either Klaus or Havel.
Posted by: Anachronda at June 14, 2014 11:04 PM (o78gS)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:04 PM (ojnk6)
Ditto.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwtQSNEOivk
Posted by: The Frog who carried the Scorpion at June 14, 2014 11:05 PM (K1sEu)
Posted by: Alana at June 14, 2014 11:05 PM (kgoqZ)
Actually I admit I've been guilty of being something of a restaurant snob in the past. I remember years ago friends were dying of hunger and insisted on going to Denny's for a really late dinner. Well, they were my ride so I didn't have much choice in the matter. Except that the chili I ordered there... well, it's been quite a while and I still remember it wasn't bad at all.
I also have a bro-in-law who does restaurant inspections as part of his job. He says that Denny's has the cleanest kitchens by far of any major chain he inspects, because the parent company has incredibly high internal sanitary standards and will close a store themselves if they don't think it's good enough.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:05 PM (Vh4i6)
Posted by: FDR H8r at June 14, 2014 11:05 PM (+zigI)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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I just got the new Privacy Notice, pardon, LACK of Privacy Notice from BING. Not encouraging.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 11:05 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2014 11:05 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:04 PM (ojnk6)
We already apologized for the virgin Killer album cover!
Posted by: The Scorpions at June 14, 2014 11:06 PM (K1sEu)
Posted by: Jen at June 14, 2014 11:06 PM (njFn8)
Posted by: irongrampa at June 14, 2014 11:06 PM (jeCnD)
Posted by: Clovis Man at June 14, 2014 11:07 PM (/rVxx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:07 PM (Vh4i6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:07 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: joncelli at June 14, 2014 11:07 PM (/AYWV)
Posted by: rickl
--------------------------
Clearly he/she/it was.
Nevertheless.
Fuck, 'em.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 11:07 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2014 11:05 PM (sdi6R)
*****
Well, sure. But he was fun to play with as well.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:07 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Guido 'snarly, on Ms. G's juice diet' at June 14, 2014 11:07 PM (BaT2K)
It's not lemonade.
It's not raspberry sasparilla.
It's not root beer.
It's not any of those, or any others.
It's BEER. It's liquid bread.
That's how they discovered it.
Someone added too much water.
They were probably drunk.
Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 11:07 PM (z8eyD)
And at least at this point, Bing don't sell placement in the top search results.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 14, 2014 11:08 PM (noWW6)
Which side does Obama always favor, is it Shiite or Sunni?
Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2014 11:08 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: SFGoth at June 14, 2014 11:08 PM (XVVP7)
Gotta give that credit to Clutch. But I'll tell him when I see him.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:08 PM (6T+0j)
I can't help thinking that CK wasn't just having fun with us.
Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2014 11:05 PM (sdi6R)
Once is happenstance; twice is coincidence; three times is enemy action.
Ever notice that Mary Cloggenstein or Dorcus Blimline seldom post three times in a thread?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 11:08 PM (T1005)
Posted by: Lauren at June 14, 2014 11:01 PM (0vdF4)
Wait, didn't the pro abortion liberals say they would make it safe, legal, and rare?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2014 11:08 PM (O+OSR)
You can try it when Bing doesn't give you results.
Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 11:09 PM (gjOCp)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 14, 2014 11:09 PM (/rVxx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:09 PM (Vh4i6)
Our guilty pleasure is going out to eat. Traveling this spring stopped at a Denny's in joplin, mo it desired some sprucing up in the kitchen & dining area
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:09 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Tobacco Road
0.0
whoa, TR swore?
I don't think I've ever seen you swear
Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 14, 2014 11:09 PM (oR62k)
Posted by: joncelli at June 14, 2014 11:09 PM (/AYWV)
Posted by: Lauren at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (0vdF4)
Posted by: Guido 'snarly, on Ms. G's juice diet' at June 14, 2014 11:07 PM (BaT2K)
******
CCK seems to work here.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (ojnk6)
Congratulations and welcome to Crankette!
Posted by: Jen at June 14, 2014 11:06 PM (njFn
I believe that Son of Crank is officially a Crankling, but not a Crankette.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (T1005)
Posted by: puddleglum at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (EKDGA)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (jucos)
Posted by: mindful webworker - wearing a big floppy wizard's hat at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (U13jb)
hello 100 loss season
FML
Could be worse. You could be a Mets fan.
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2014 11:11 PM (5peJv)
Hoping to go to Outback Steakhouse this week. Jimmy Fallon did one of his jokey live commercials last night saying that if you mention the Tonight Show at the table, you can get a free appetizer.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:11 PM (Vh4i6)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2014 11:11 PM (PvHZP)
Wait, didn't the pro abortion liberals say they would make it safe, legal, and rare?
It's a volume business.
Posted by: --- at June 14, 2014 11:11 PM (MMC8r)
I heard 'wins' are going to boycott them too
Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 14, 2014 11:11 PM (oR62k)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at June 14, 2014 11:12 PM (4Chvm)
Posted by: Moron in a Hawaiian Shirt at June 14, 2014 11:12 PM (Ks4nX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:12 PM (Vh4i6)
You're just pissed you didn't come up with the idea first, rock humper.
Posted by: All Native Americans, everywhere at June 14, 2014 11:12 PM (6T+0j)
Gotta give that credit to Clutch. But I'll tell him when I see him.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:08 PM (6T+0j)
lol. Yeah I'm sure. You ever get that double post joke off the ground?
Posted by: Guido 'snarly, on Ms. G's juice diet' at June 14, 2014 11:12 PM (BaT2K)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:12 PM (Vh4i6)
I'm glad I never watched Dexter until late 2912 or early 2013. It was a one of the best shows & I watched all on demand so I didn't have to wait a week or year for next episode.
Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 11:13 PM (gjOCp)
It's a volume business.
Posted by: --- at June 14, 2014 11:11 PM (MMC8r)
Rare? I prefer mine medium rare...
Posted by: Jonathan Swift at June 14, 2014 11:13 PM (K1sEu)
Posted by: george costanza at June 14, 2014 11:13 PM (GsmA5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:13 PM (Vh4i6)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 11:05 PM (4Mv1T)
True, but I'm starting to think that Google really is trying to take over the world.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2014 11:13 PM (O+OSR)
Posted by: Moki at June 14, 2014 11:13 PM (EvHC8)
Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 14, 2014 11:11 PM (oR62k)
Bah. That boycott has been on for 25 years and is remarkably effective.
Posted by: joncelli at June 14, 2014 11:14 PM (/AYWV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:12 PM (Vh4i6)
Well...
Posted by: A Tiger Turned to Butter at June 14, 2014 11:14 PM (K1sEu)
Posted by: puddleglum at June 14, 2014 11:14 PM (EKDGA)
Posted by: puddleglum at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (EKDGA)
******
Go on back to the last thread, read its posts, and report back please.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:14 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 14, 2014 11:14 PM (/rVxx)
Or do they all just look like that?
Posted by: mindful webworker - wearing a big floppy wizard's hat at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (U13jb)
Well, I spotted it right away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2014 11:14 PM (yDmQD)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at June 14, 2014 11:15 PM (4Chvm)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
----------------
Neighbor laughed at me the other day. she was offering a treat to my min-pin - I asked " was that thing made in China? Do you know?"
"Why does that matter?
"Umm - formaldehyde, to begin with. Any number and of chemicals...
Chinese shit is killing pets left and right - GOOGLE IT! "
Posted by: shredded chi at June 14, 2014 11:15 PM (ZhxNU)
Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at June 14, 2014 11:15 PM (hP/Mt)
They meant having to defend themselves. It's safe, legal, and rare.
Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2014 11:15 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: puddleglum at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (EKDGA)
******
Go on back to the last thread, read its posts, and report back please.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:14 PM (ojnk6)
They use the same exact statements, word for word.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 14, 2014 11:16 PM (K1sEu)
Yay!
So...
When's the next one planned?
(Too soon? I've been waiting to use it....)
Posted by: mindful webworker - wearing Groucho glasses at June 14, 2014 11:16 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 11:16 PM (jucos)
Posted by: puddleglum at June 14, 2014 11:17 PM (EKDGA)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 11:16 PM (jucos)
Word.
Posted by: Eco-Radicals at June 14, 2014 11:17 PM (K1sEu)
Fuck no. Gave up. How the fuck you pull it off?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:17 PM (6T+0j)
Which side does Obama always favor, is it Shiite or Sunni?
Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2014 11:08 PM (FcR7P)
Hm. What were his father and step father? Shiite or Sunni? His dog eating step father was from Indonesia, right?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2014 11:17 PM (O+OSR)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 14, 2014 11:18 PM (/rVxx)
"IRS commissioner testified in March that Lerner's emails had been archived"
*****
My favorite part of the video is when he said it would take years to get the emails to congress because they had to read them and redact whatever they wanted from them???? You are giving them to fucking congress, not the press. You don't get to redact shit from them. Put these lying mother fuckers in jail right fucking now.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 14, 2014 11:18 PM (z+4T3)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June
That just seems too simple.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:18 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2014 11:13 PM (O+OSR)
******
By also owning a network of satellites? Naahhhh, just crazy talk./s
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:18 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: mindful
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They all look alike to me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 14, 2014 11:19 PM (aDwsi)
Anybody remember Sambo's Restaurants? OMG.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:12 PM (Vh4i6)
Not only do I remember them, I went to school down the road from their corporate headquarters, and there's still one left! -- http://sambosrestaurant.com/
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 11:19 PM (T1005)
Posted by: votermom at June 14, 2014 11:19 PM (GSIDW)
Posted by: joncelli at June 14, 2014 11:19 PM (/AYWV)
Posted by: Michael Douglas at June 14, 2014 11:19 PM (5peJv)
I am happy that y'all expected more of me and sorry I disappointed.
100 proof ethanol and trolls at the HQ bring out the worst in me.
At least CDRM dispatched the troll.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 11:19 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Occam at June 14, 2014 11:20 PM (6T+0j)
http://tinyurl.com/kkpnohh
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:20 PM (Vh4i6)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2014 11:21 PM (O+OSR)
No disappointment in you. Just an observation
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:21 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 14, 2014 11:21 PM (/rVxx)
Pixy used to say "you have already said that" & it's stopped. That's why we see double posts. If it's too slow, I hit post again.
Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 11:21 PM (gjOCp)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:21 PM (6T+0j)
Posted by: mindful
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They all look alike to me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 14, 2014 11:19 PM (aDwsi)
************'
Fucking Italics.....
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 11:21 PM (jucos)
Congratulations to the Crank family! I am humbled that you chose to name the new baby "Seamus"
**relurk**
Posted by: S. Muldoon at June 14, 2014 11:22 PM (NeFrd)
It may be why he is indifferent to ISIS, they may go after Shia Iran, and steal their nuke.
Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 11:22 PM (z8eyD)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 11:19 PM (T1005)
Good to know!
*prepares lawsuite to shut down the H8rs*
Posted by: California Attorney General Kamala Harris at June 14, 2014 11:22 PM (K1sEu)
Not a whole lot of famine or 'global warming' on that death chart.
****
Global Warming causes cancer, rape, AIDS heart disease and rape
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 14, 2014 11:22 PM (z+4T3)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 14, 2014 11:16 PM (K1sEu)
*****
Yep. They're not smart enough to create new content individually, and rely on C&P points and never respond to individuals. They're just getting words on the Web.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:22 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:23 PM (6T+0j)
Busy day today. Think I'll go take a nap until my clothes dry, and then I've got to reload some 30-06. Got a range day coming up on Friday.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2014 11:23 PM (6fyGz)
Patience young lady. Anyone who can have 82bazillion rose plants can wait for pixy to work :-)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:23 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 11:21 PM (gjOCp)
Still waiting for those non-keyboard letters...
Posted by: The Keyboard-restrained Hat at June 14, 2014 11:23 PM (K1sEu)
Or do they all just look like that?
Posted by: mindful webworker - wearing a big floppy wizard's hat at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (U13jb)
Stop saying we all look alike, you racist.
Posted by: Leopard at June 14, 2014 11:24 PM (O+OSR)
Posted by: Mr. Miyagi at June 14, 2014 11:25 PM (5peJv)
Actually I admit I've been guilty of being something of a restaurant snob in the past. I remember years ago friends were dying of hunger and insisted on going to Denny's for a really late dinner. Well, they were my ride so I didn't have much choice in the matter. Except that the chili I ordered there... well, it's been quite a while and I still remember it wasn't bad at all.
I also have a bro-in-law who does restaurant inspections as part of his job. He says that Denny's has the cleanest kitchens by far of any major chain he inspects, because the parent company has incredibly high internal sanitary standards and will close a store themselves if they don't think it's good enough.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:05 PM (Vh4i6)
The major chains food inspection standards are usually much higher than the FDA's, and they can cancel the contract on the spot. One bad batch can ruin the entire chain's reputation, and those chains have invested huge $$$$$'s into their names. See Chi Chi's.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 14, 2014 11:25 PM (HxSXm)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2014 11:25 PM (3kZUM)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at June 14, 2014 11:26 PM (4Chvm)
It's a volume business.
Posted by: --- at June 14, 2014 11:11 PM (MMC8r)
Can't get rid of the undesirables if it's rare.
Posted by: Margaret Sanger at June 14, 2014 11:26 PM (O+OSR)
Posted by: Moron in a Leopard Snuggie at June 14, 2014 11:27 PM (Ks4nX)
I have asked several times & don't know what surgery you had! Did your knee replacement fail & did you have that replaced? If so, you should still be in hospital.
I asked early this am & you moved on to nood. I wait until I get answers.
How are you feeling?
Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 11:27 PM (gjOCp)
It sucks that I have nothing to say.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2014 11:27 PM (PvHZP)
It's called Malcolm in the Middle. But seriously, it's probably the Saul Goodman show.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2014 11:27 PM (GsmA5)
Fuck no. Gave up. How the fuck you pull it off?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:17 PM (6T+0j)
Sorry Ricardo, would tell you if I could, because anything for a joke, but truly, damn thing just happens. Its some kind of tear in the blog continuum.
Posted by: Guido 'snarly, on Ms. G's juice diet' at June 14, 2014 11:28 PM (BaT2K)
It ain't sex, but a fresh chain and bar are a pleasurable thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer. Enjoying things an effeminate President never will. at June 14, 2014 11:28 PM (aDwsi)
Congress Threatens To Anchor Private Spaceflight With Extra Costs
https://tinyurl.com/nyffevf
This is a very important article and it needs to be read carefully.
Senator Richard Shelby of Alabama inserted language in a recent NASA funding bill that sounds innocuous but is extremely dangerous for the private space industry.
Apparently Shelby is perfectly OK with paying the Russians to launch our astronauts, because if he has his way, that will be our only option.
Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2014 11:28 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Molly K. at June 14, 2014 11:29 PM (n9mjN)
hope all are having a great Saturday evening
did Mrs. Crank finally give birth?
Posted by: chemjeff at June 14, 2014 11:29 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 11:30 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 14, 2014 11:30 PM (6cq7y)
When messages get removed, instead of renumbering every subsequent comment, the blog should just have something symbolic of a smoking crater at that message number.
Done in Pixy-passing ASCII of course. Something like
_\|/_
bamf
I've dropped this in the e-suggestion box, and the automatic reply said this would absolutely certainly be implemented, and in only #twoweeks!
Posted by: mindful webworker - in trenchcoat and dark glasses at June 14, 2014 11:30 PM (U13jb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:31 PM (HVff2)
"Better call Saul" or some such. Will watch.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:31 PM (6T+0j)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 14, 2014 11:32 PM (9GG/0)
Pixy is running blog behind scene.
Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 11:32 PM (gjOCp)
Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2014 11:32 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 14, 2014 11:32 PM (6cq7y)
Gravity. "
Q-How far did they make it?
A-All the way to the crash site.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:33 PM (6T+0j)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 14, 2014 11:33 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2014 11:33 PM (3kZUM)
Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2014 11:32 PM (sdi6R)
******
In this case, Shelby is a DIABLO. The initial after his name matters not.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:34 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Misanthropic
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Ah! So..., it wasn't a loose screw after all?
Posted by: Mike Hammer. Enjoying things an effeminate President never will. at June 14, 2014 11:34 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:34 PM (6T+0j)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 14, 2014 11:34 PM (6cq7y)
bammy wants a Saudi run caliphate.
Energy prices will skyrocket?
No Keystone pipeline?
revolutions against all non MB leaders?
wind and solar?
never mind, I've had a few beers.
Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 11:36 PM (z8eyD)
Posted by: toby928(C) at June 14, 2014 11:36 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer. Enjoying things an effeminate President never will. at June 14, 2014 11:36 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2014 11:36 PM (3kZUM)
Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 11:36 PM (LsJl8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:36 PM (6T+0j)
And drink adult beverages whilst doing so.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 11:38 PM (4Mv1T)
Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 11:21 PM (gjOCp)
So is Pixy watching us all the time *moves eyes left to right*...like the NSA?
Posted by: Guido 'snarly, on Ms. G's juice diet' at June 14, 2014 11:38 PM (BaT2K)
Posted by: TB3K
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And mucho appreciated.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 11:39 PM (4Mv1T)
good evening everyone
hope all are having a great Saturday evening
did Mrs. Crank finally give birth?
Posted by: chemjeff at June 14, 2014 11:29 PM (9GG/0)
We have a new Crank. Stalled, they c-sectioned. Mom and baby fine according to *New Father For Father's Day* CC. They're watching her like a hawk in the hospital (possibly because it's the hospital where CC and Mrs. Crank met, and they probably know everybody) for 24 hours.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 11:39 PM (T1005)
"Better call Saul" or some such. Will watch.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:31 PM (6T+0j)
Univision has a series called "Metastisis" starting up, Supposed to be about 60 episodes shown one a night for the next couple of months. It looks like they took "Breaking Bad"'s scripts and just translated them into Spanish.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 14, 2014 11:39 PM (HxSXm)
No, no, you're taking the long road but I was curious where it was going.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:39 PM (6T+0j)
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Ah! So..., it wasn't a loose screw after all?
Posted by: Mike Hammer. Enjoying things an effeminate President never will. at June 14, 2014 11:34 PM (aDwsi)
**chuckles*** I envy you and your chainsaw time today.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:39 PM (HVff2)
No shit. I actually watch a little Uni ever so often. Good for the bad Spanish.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:40 PM (6T+0j)
Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 11:41 PM (LsJl8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:42 PM (6T+0j)
Posted by: Misanthropic
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There's nothing like the smell and song of a two-stroke making sawdust. Astounding how much energy there is in a few tablespoons of gasoline.
Posted by: Mike Hammer. Enjoying things an effeminate President never will. at June 14, 2014 11:42 PM (aDwsi)
And drink adult beverages whilst doing so.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 11:38 PM (4Mv1T)
Have a good one. Good luck with your poultry challenge. Have a drink for me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:42 PM (HVff2)
Let me guess... a two headed giant rubbing one out?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2014 11:42 PM (3kZUM)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 14, 2014 11:32 PM (6cq7y)
No, the biggest impediment to private space flight is the government, and graft seeking idiots like Shelby.
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 14, 2014 11:42 PM (o3MSL)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (T1005)
Thanks for letting me know, I've been offline most of the day and just saw the announcements!
Boys! We need more of em.!
Posted by: Jen at June 14, 2014 11:42 PM (njFn8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:42 PM (6T+0j)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:40 PM (6T+0j)
*******
And the hotness of the ladies on there. Good lord, the hotness. Of course, in 10 years, they'll look like potato, but still today? Eleventy!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:43 PM (ojnk6)
I'm glad new knee didn't have to be replaced.
I hate ice on, but in past 1 1/2 months I have had three injections in neck for pain. Last one was Monday & it was hot & humid here & I did ice neck for three pays. I felt better Thursday instead of over a week from other two.
Ice does help. Best doctor I had told me to keep on 15 minutes take off & put it back again 45 minutes later. I find it's better than leaving on all the time.
I knew you weren't recovering at normal rate for knee replacement.
I hope you feel better soon.
Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 11:43 PM (gjOCp)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2014 11:43 PM (3kZUM)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2014 11:43 PM (GsmA5)
Isn't it obvious ?
Hmmm..... If we produce no viable energy source and only import from one producer, do they have a bit of control over us?
Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 11:43 PM (z8eyD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:43 PM (6T+0j)
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at June 14, 2014 10:10 PM (BOYu0)
I'm a little late here, but congratulations!
Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2014 11:43 PM (mx5oN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer. Enjoying things an effeminate President never will. at June 14, 2014 11:44 PM (aDwsi)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2014 11:36 PM (3kZUM)
Just because the "D" after his name changed to an "R", it doesn't mean that he hasn't lost his love for that sweet government power.
The south is full of these guys that jumped parties in the 90's because of the change from Dem to GOP in the south.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 14, 2014 11:44 PM (HxSXm)
I got a "poultry challenge" as well these days. I can't seem to stop f*cking these damn chickens lately...
Posted by: Teh Prez at June 14, 2014 11:44 PM (Vh4i6)
Shelby is a Republican. Can't blame this one on Obama.
Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2014 11:32 PM (sdi6R)
******
In this case, Shelby is a DIABLO. The initial after his name matters not.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:34 PM (ojnk6)
eh, I read the article and I don't think it's as clear cut as the Reason guys would have us believe.
I don't doubt that Shelby is into protecting NASA jobs in Huntsville.
But I also don't know enough about government accounting to know which contract method really would be better for NASA contracts.
It could be that Shelby is right but for the wrong reasons.
I don't think it's enough though to condemn him as a "DIABLO".
Posted by: chemjeff at June 14, 2014 11:44 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:45 PM (6T+0j)
Posted by: Teh Prez at June 14, 2014 11:45 PM (Vh4i6)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:45 PM (Vh4i6)
I am sure with Mr. Crank's frequent postings here that some of the HQ lifestyle rubbed off onto the little one in utero. Probably why he was so stubborn in wanting to leave. Expect him to be just a liiiiiittle too thirsty come feeding time.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 14, 2014 11:46 PM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:47 PM (6T+0j)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 14, 2014 11:47 PM (9GG/0)
You need to cycle ice packs. My doc said twenty minutes on twenty minutes off, but not long term "continuous".
I checked today, and there is some new growth on some of my roses (from Epsom salts?), but at least one that looked beautiful a month ago has succumbed to something, it is all wilted and brown with no blooms remaining.
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 14, 2014 11:47 PM (o3MSL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer. Enjoying things an effeminate President never will. at June 14, 2014 11:42 PM (aDwsi)
I have a smaller Sthil at the cabin. Love using it. A perfect no-mind get away from the ordinary crap of life. We make firewood every fall. We are always ahead so it's fun and not work
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:47 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Guido 'snarly, on Ms. G's juice diet' at June 14, 2014 11:48 PM (BaT2K)
Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 14, 2014 11:49 PM (Dwehj)
No, no midnight Sun or anything like that. Somebody was getting all hoity-toity with their internet wizard skills.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:49 PM (6T+0j)
Posted by: booger at June 14, 2014 11:50 PM (8DUOi)
I don't doubt that Shelby is into protecting NASA jobs in Huntsville.
But I also don't know enough about government accounting to know which contract method really would be better for NASA contracts.
It could be that Shelby is right but for the wrong reasons.
I don't think it's enough though to condemn him as a "DIABLO".
Posted by: chemjeff at June 14, 2014 11:44 PM (9GG/0)
*****
See above. He was a D before he was against it (read he would lose his job) until 95. Bullshit, I call on this. If you wanna be pro this guy, please provide evidence other than the worn out by RINOs "I'll give hime the benefit of the doubt, because R". Otherwise, fuck this DIABLO POS.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:50 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:51 PM (6T+0j)
Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 14, 2014 11:51 PM (oR62k)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:53 PM (6T+0j)
I think i'm a DINO
Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 14, 2014 11:53 PM (oR62k)
Now it's gone. Fucking warlock shit going on.
Anybody see that?
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:43 PM (6T+0j)
I'm just resetting my neural net processor.
Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 11:54 PM (LsJl8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:54 PM (6T+0j)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:40 PM (6T+0j)
*******
And the hotness of the ladies on there. Good lord, the hotness. Of course, in 10 years, they'll look like potato, but still today? Eleventy!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:43 PM (ojnk6)
389 Misanthropic Humanitarian,
I knew you weren't recovering at normal rate for knee replacement.
I hope you feel better soon.
Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 11:43 PM
Thanks for the well wishes and thoughts from you and the rest of the horde. I feel more comfortable in the diagnosis from the new doc. Time will tell. But I'm feeling up.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:55 PM (HVff2)
Listen to the sound of the children of the night.
Full moon and all.
Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 11:56 PM (z8eyD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:56 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:56 PM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 14, 2014 11:57 PM (0AKks)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:57 PM (6T+0j)
With all you have been through, I hope you get and stay serious with rehab in a well-paced manner. Good luck!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 14, 2014 11:57 PM (o3MSL)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 14, 2014 11:57 PM (AkoL+)
I got actual comments on my latest yoo-toob 40-sec video, Obama Blames Fall of Iraq on Video
http://youtu.be/7Mn_clfZkW0
and one comment appears to be a cousin of Dorcas Blumline. "Obama shows great leadership not getting involved in issues that are not vital to our nation...." Heh.
I'd use Ixquick for most searches, but Google has no match on image searches, often is the best on video searches, and worst of all, YouTube is Google. Also they're all up in my phone. Google are evil, but divorcing from them is going to be a task.
For tomorrow.
Good night, Gracies.
Posted by: mindful webworker - in bright prison orange at June 14, 2014 11:58 PM (U13jb)
the emails to congress because they had to read them and redact
whatever they wanted from them???? You are giving them to fucking
congress, not the press. You don't get to redact shit from them. Put
these lying mother fuckers in jail right fucking now."
Yep. And which is how the Lois Lerner fiasco _should_ have been handled.
Lerner was allowed to make a lengthy opening statement loudly asserting her total innocence, and THEN started taking the Fifth on all specific matters.
Instead, she and her attorneys should have been told ahead of time that she could take the Fifth, or not take the Fifth. That if she opted to take the Fifth, that would be the one public statement the committee would allow her to voice, and that she would be immediately thereafter arrested and taken to jail by the House Sergeant At Arms.
Where she would sit until she decided she had something to say other than an assertion of her Fifth protections.
But, the genius Beltway GOP allowed Car Alarm Man, the imbecilic Darrell Issa, to run the Lerner hearings. And Issa, being stupid and unwilling to listen to legal advice, fucked them up from the get-go.
Time to remove Issa, put someone smarter and more capable in charge, and then start doing to others at the IRS what should have been done with Lerner. Stick them in the stony lonesome until they sing.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 14, 2014 11:58 PM (noWW6)
Posted by: AWESOM-O at June 14, 2014 11:58 PM (GsmA5)
Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 14, 2014 11:59 PM (oR62k)
Just great. My grave concerns over the War on Wimmens have kept me up at night and now I don't even have wingnuts to talk to. FML.
Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 14, 2014 11:59 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 11:59 PM (z8eyD)
i'd better be
some of us need our annual sex day
Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 15, 2014 12:00 AM (oR62k)
Is Father's Day still legal, or is a micro aggression?
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 14, 2014 11:57 PM (AkoL+)
For Conservative Crank, it's now mandatory.
Spread the joyous news -- a Crank is born!
Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 12:00 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 14, 2014 11:57 PM (o3MSL)
Thanks, I really am serious. I'm not sure if I'll be able to get out onto the high football fields & basketball courts to officiate this year. But I will give it a try.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:00 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:01 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 15, 2014 12:01 AM (oR62k)
Posted by: a 29 year old virgin, BA Womens' Studies (Oberlin) at June 15, 2014 12:01 AM (3kZUM)
Posted by: Mindy at June 15, 2014 12:01 AM (mYQSe)
i'd better be
some of us need our annual sex day
Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 15, 2014 12:00 AM (oR62k)
Bi-annual. You still have a birthday Don'tcha?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:01 AM (HVff2)
I like this place, and most of the people.
Just take heart, we'll ultimately prevail,being Americans.
It's what we do.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at June 15, 2014 12:02 AM (jeCnD)
Your grave concerns are.........how to wage it? What women to pillage first? What is "rape" and and what is "rape-rape?"
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:02 AM (6T+0j)
http://youtu.be/rragm9MCjmE
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 12:02 AM (0AKks)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 14, 2014 11:57 PM (AkoL+)
*****
Believe it or not, there is a hashtag #banfathersday. Apparently, it is now cisnormative. Somehow. Really. I weep.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 12:02 AM (ojnk6)
depends on how much Boones Strawberry Hill I can get her to drink
Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 15, 2014 12:04 AM (oR62k)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 14, 2014 11:22 PM (z+4T3)
Wouldn't its being too hot discourage rape?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 15, 2014 12:04 AM (O+OSR)
Your grave concerns are.........how to wage it? What women to pillage first? What is "rape" and and what is "rape-rape?"
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:02 AM (6T+0j)
It is best to read & learn this shit in private so you don't blow a gasket in public. It's a fucking batshit crazy emotional baggage.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:05 AM (HVff2)
off to the patio and drink and look down on the freakishly white tourists with 'she who rules my life with an iron fist'
Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 15, 2014 12:06 AM (oR62k)
http://youtu.be/rragm9MCjmE
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 12:02 AM (0AKks)
Her hubby Bill got a head injury, too, from Monica, but he got over it by bombing Serbia.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2014 12:07 AM (yDmQD)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 15, 2014 12:04 AM (O+OSR)
Well, you can't rape the willing.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:07 AM (HVff2)
http://youtu.be/_8VHHcd0M_o
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 12:07 AM (0AKks)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:07 AM (HVff2)
PIV IS ALWAYS RAEP!!1!`~eleventy!!1!
Posted by: RafFem at June 15, 2014 12:08 AM (K1sEu)
Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:08 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 15, 2014 12:08 AM (NxMmq)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 12:08 AM (0AKks)
Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:08 AM (Dwehj)
Tough s**t.
Posted by: Mother Nature at June 15, 2014 12:09 AM (K1sEu)
off to the patio and drink and look down on the freakishly white tourists with 'she who rules my life with an iron fist'
Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 15, 2014 12:06 AM (oR62k
Probably one of the most well thought out, well articulate
posts you ever wrote. Yeah, that & Packers win Bears drool
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:09 AM (HVff2)
I love this stupid iPad & how long I have to type your Nic, before it finishes for me(sarc.)
You know better than your doctor how you feel.
Tell him or her truth.
I have an "aunt" that is 76 & was into exercise & fruit for dessert in late 1960s -early 1970s when me & younger brother were kids.
I haven't asked aunt, who is Irish Catholic who goes to church everyday & was a nurse about low sodium level because she would either yell at me via email or call.
Posted by: Carol at June 15, 2014 12:10 AM (gjOCp)
Now don't forget to tell the young lad every night that da Cubs and da Bears suck, so he doesn't turn into a Democrat when he grows up.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 12:10 AM (cHZB7)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 15, 2014 12:08 AM (NxMmq)
*****
Wow, early end, but glad it was good. The GA meet I hosted went to 2 a.m., but that was with just 2 of us remaining to close down the place.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 12:10 AM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Chewbama at June 15, 2014 12:11 AM (nlQae)
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2014 12:11 AM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2014 12:11 AM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:12 AM (6T+0j)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 15, 2014 12:12 AM (NxMmq)
Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:12 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:13 AM (6T+0j)
Posted by: Chest CT scan with iodine contrast at June 15, 2014 12:13 AM (wu/TK)
Posted by: lowandslow at June 15, 2014 12:13 AM (IV4od)
Posted by: puddleglum at June 15, 2014 12:13 AM (EKDGA)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 15, 2014 12:13 AM (NxMmq)
What's all this I hear about Procol Harum kidnapping so many hundreds of Nigerian school girls?
Jesus...look, guys, A Whiter Shade Of Pale was good but it wasn't THAT fucking good!
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2014 12:14 AM (LUnTP)
1) there was no C-section, Mrs. Crank powered him out in under 40 minutes of pushing.
2) Son of Crank (or SoC) is the handle I'm using for him.
3) he will be taught the ways of morons, when age appropriate.
4) he will not be a Cubs or Sox fan, but Phillies or Reds.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at June 15, 2014 12:14 AM (BOYu0)
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2014 12:14 AM (LUnTP)
Speaking scientifically, I don't think it's ever really too hot to not rape. Scientifically and all.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:15 AM (6T+0j)
Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:15 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:16 AM (6T+0j)
Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:12 AM (Dwehj)
Relax! Go play another round of golf.
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2014 12:16 AM (LUnTP)
Crap, now I'm going to have to go find that song.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 12:17 AM (0AKks)
Posted by: puddleglum at June 15, 2014 12:13 AM (EKDGA)
*******
Best friend of mine married a Mex Hottie. She was smoking at the time, size 2. Within 10 years, and (to be fair 2 kids) she is a size 14, maybe 16, and is unrecognizable from her pics on wedding day.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 12:17 AM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:17 AM (Dwehj)
#1-Lucky Sumbitch.
#2-He's figured something out in that whole entire space/time continuum nobody else has.
Cheers.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:18 AM (6T+0j)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:16 AM (6T+0j)
I took a couple of interesting shits today. Nearly made me late for work.
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2014 12:18 AM (LUnTP)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg has ben quoted saying she wanted to ban both Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 15, 2014 12:18 AM (cHwSy)
Interesting photos of the artificial knee and my recent repairs. One more kick at the cat if this doesn't work. Glad my leg modeling days are behind me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:18 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:18 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 12:17 AM (0AKks)
There is a killer version of that song on a live album that Procol Harum did with the Edmonton Symphony Orchestra. Long ago, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2014 12:19 AM (yDmQD)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:19 AM (6T+0j)
Posted by: Hilary in a leather g-string and stilletoes at June 15, 2014 12:19 AM (LUnTP)
I hope you feel better especially considering to get.
I've been up since before 5 am.
I'm out unless I wake up very early Sunday .
Good Night, Horde!!
Posted by: Carol at June 15, 2014 12:20 AM (gjOCp)
4) he will not be a Cubs or Sox fan, but Phillies or Reds.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at June 15, 2014
Thank God
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:20 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:20 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 15, 2014 12:21 AM (l3vZN)
did with the Edmonton Symphony Orchestra. Long ago, now.
I've heard that version on the radio, long time ago. First thing I found tonight was this:
http://youtu.be/FW2KN7Tz89s
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 12:22 AM (0AKks)
Hehehehehehe.
I have been there. Some days I don't know what the fuck I ever ate to do that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:22 AM (6T+0j)
Posted by: Fox2! at June 15, 2014 12:18 AM (cHwSy)
******
Of course she has. Surprised she got away with the Dem War on Womynz angle of that though. She slipped a little bit there. She gives not a shit about our Constitution, and is on record as wanting to emulate Europe. F this dried up old bitch.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 12:22 AM (ojnk6)
Either that or they were poisoned by Coke Zero and vodka.
Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:22 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:23 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: Soccer is Milli Vanilli Beisbol at June 15, 2014 12:23 AM (wu/TK)
I can't go for that.
Posted by: Prez'nit 404
-----------------------
I 'll do anything
That you want me to do
And I'll do almost anything
That you want me too, ooh
But I can't go for that, (No can do)
No, I can't go for that, (No can do)
Oh, I can't go for that, (No can do)
Posted by: Mike Hammer. Enjoying things an effeminate President never will. at June 15, 2014 12:23 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Molly K. at June 15, 2014 12:23 AM (n9mjN)
Sounds risky to me. Don't chickens carry mites and other nasties?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 12:23 AM (0AKks)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 12:22 AM (ojnk6)
She'd implement the South African consitution by fiat if she could get away with it...
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 15, 2014 12:24 AM (K1sEu)
No. Hillary hasn't been around a testicle since her Daddy shot her into her Momma, so.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:24 AM (6T+0j)
Posted by: John Kerry Wearing Nothing But A Cleverly Positioned Copy Of Rules For Radicals at June 15, 2014 12:25 AM (LUnTP)
No. Hillary hasn't been around a testicle since her Daddy shot her into her Momma, so.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014
** double snorts ***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:26 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:22 AM (6T+0j)
Two servings of bran buds and a pot of coffee.
Posted by: Robert keeps track of these things at June 15, 2014 12:26 AM (LUnTP)
Posted by: Daryl Hall and John Oates at June 15, 2014 12:27 AM (NxMmq)
The standard Shelby is demanding triples costs and basically forces cost plus instead of firm fixed pricing. It is bs and a sop to Boeing and ULA to try to coopt or destroy Sierra Nevada and SPACEX.
Posted by: Fritz (not fritz) at June 15, 2014 12:27 AM (qH+BL)
Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2014 12:28 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Mikey Moore at June 15, 2014 12:28 AM (Dwehj)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 15, 2014 12:24 AM (K1sEu)
******
Of course. Thanks, Clintons!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 12:28 AM (ojnk6)
http://tinyurl.com/kmth5rq
Fuckity.
Also read the article about our new voter ID laws, which is a good news piece.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 12:28 AM (cHZB7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAnnz9jmDmU
Al Stewart "On the Border" 2014:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvSiq-xg9Ec
No question in my mind which version is better. Go Al and Dave!
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2014 12:28 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Molly K. at June 15, 2014 12:23 AM (n9mjN)
I'm pretty sure they're used to treating people who hurt themselves after a couple drinks. As a matter of fact, I'd guess that a minor carpentry accident after 2 beers is pretty mild by ER standards. It's not like you're going in with a hamster up your butt. Seriously, go in and let them stitch the cut.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 15, 2014 12:30 AM (O+OSR)
Congrats Crank!
CO Meet up was full of good beer, good food, good music and most importantly good people!
Bows to Carol.........your generosity was very much appreciated!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 15, 2014 12:31 AM (oKzyB)
So, that's what they do now, apparently, as opposed to, you know, aeronautics and space stuff.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 15, 2014 12:31 AM (NxMmq)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 15, 2014 12:32 AM (NxMmq)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 12:22 AM (0AKks)
Okay, maybe that's worth kidnapping just a few Nigerian school girls.
Just a couple. Ones from really big families so that they won't be missed.
Posted by: Robert keeps track of these things at June 15, 2014 12:32 AM (LUnTP)
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Can't win if you don't finish.
Posted by: Hoary old saying among racers. at June 15, 2014 12:33 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 15, 2014 12:33 AM (NxMmq)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:34 AM (6T+0j)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 15, 2014 12:34 AM (oKzyB)
Wow, the love from the horde is staggering. A few clarifications though:
1) there was no C-section, Mrs. Crank powered him out in under 40 minutes of pushing.
2) Son of Crank (or SoC) is the handle I'm using for him.
3) he will be taught the ways of morons, when age appropriate.
4) he will not be a Cubs or Sox fan, but Phillies or Reds.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at June 15, 2014 12:14 AM (BOYu0)
Good news all around! We're still seeking pics, stats, and any actual concerns behind Mrs. Crank's 24-hour monitor so we can direct our prayers appropriately.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 12:35 AM (T1005)
Posted by: puddleglum at June 15, 2014 12:35 AM (EKDGA)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 15, 2014 12:31 AM (NxMmq)
*****
And Muslim outreach. We can not forget the Muslim outreach that was apparently found in NASA's charter. Very important to the premier Space Agency in the world's mission to get folks in space.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 12:35 AM (ojnk6)
Meh. Now that all the foosball players are coming out now the rasslers feel like they gotta follow suit.
Posted by: Robert refuses to say Dubya Dubya fuckin' EE at June 15, 2014 12:36 AM (LUnTP)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty
---------------------------------
Good point. I know I was relieved when Clinton made the interception of bootleg CD's the CIA's #1 priority.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 15, 2014 12:37 AM (aDwsi)
If you start doing this it should be done on a weekend when you have no plans. Just...take my word on this.
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2014 12:37 AM (LUnTP)
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Probably a good time to stay around the house also.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 15, 2014 12:38 AM (aDwsi)
Muslim Outreach. Home Loans. Credit cards. Car loans. Oh, and reverse mortgages.
Space is so racist homophobe 1960's.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:38 AM (6T+0j)
Posted by: Mindy at June 15, 2014 12:40 AM (mYQSe)
Just a couple. Ones from really big families so that they won't be missed.
I know what you're trying to do, and I do normally appreciate "dark" humor, but I just can't play with you on this particular subject.
While I realize women have been treated as property or livestock in most cultures at one time or another, I still want to see these "Boko Haram" assholes hunted down exterminated.
Consider also that I think the death penalty for pimps is a bit lenient, so what do I know?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 12:40 AM (0AKks)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 15, 2014 12:37 AM (aDwsi)
******
Yep. The interruption of cash to his donors in Hollywood could not be tolerated. Clearly, an Agency charged with gathering Intel was neded to stop this scourge.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 12:40 AM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:22 AM (6T+0j)
.................
Perhaps it was the double pile of Mrs Renfroes jalapeno peppers you decided you to add to the plate of nachos you made after you got home from the bar? ( a friend suggested I ask
)Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 12:41 AM (7j2wl)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:38 AM (6T+0j)
Those phallic rockets are so hetero-normative and oppressive and rapist!!1!
Posted by: Womyns Studies Major at June 15, 2014 12:42 AM (K1sEu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:42 AM (HVff2)
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Probably a good time to stay around the house also."
Roger that. Stay close to base. No plans. Things just "happen." Got it.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:42 AM (6T+0j)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 15, 2014 12:42 AM (oKzyB)
Hmmmm, didn't know you were in/from Landmass.
Hail State!
Posted by: Country Singer at June 15, 2014 12:42 AM (3Cgo9)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 15, 2014 12:38 AM (aDwsi)
Perfect time to finally found which is softer, Charmin or Angel Soft.
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2014 12:43 AM (LUnTP)
Just wait for the anguish when hockey players start doing it. The NHL is chock full of them if a gay friend of mine who worked for the Avalanche and the Predators is to be believed.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 15, 2014 12:44 AM (3Cgo9)
Posted by: Mindy at June 15, 2014 12:45 AM (mYQSe)
Try not to notice how many of them are applicable today, that's another conversation. Basic history first, extrapolation after.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 15, 2014 12:45 AM (Y8qfn)
No, I know Ms. Renfro personally. I eat her batch regularly (what?) It wasn't that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:45 AM (6T+0j)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 15, 2014 12:30 AM (O+OSR)
.....................
You are probably right but as a nurse I tend to avoid drs and the er. Plus it would involve waking hubby up to take me ( I have a strict rule about driving even after a sip) I have the bleeding under control now, I used a panty liner and wrapped kerlix around it. Unconventional but it seems to have worked. I will worry about the healing and scar later. I really need to invest in a suture kit.
Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 12:45 AM (7j2wl)
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That's what they are calling it these days? Hey billy Bob suck me you big dufusness
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:45 AM (HVff2)
They look to be running 3rd and 5th. With 7 prototypes leading what's left of the field. The broadcast is only listing postions, not time/laps behind so I can't tell how good that is, but I though I saw one of them in the garage for mechanical adjustment earlier. I think they said the 6th place car was 4 laps down about 20 minutes ago, so better than that.
Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2014 12:46 AM (hO9ad)
Unconventional but it seems to have worked.
Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 12:45 AM (7j2wl)
And this is why we carried tampons with us in the sandbox as an addition to the IFAK (Improved First Aid Kit).
Posted by: Country Singer at June 15, 2014 12:48 AM (3Cgo9)
Wonderful to spend quality time with fellow Morons!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 15, 2014 12:48 AM (oKzyB)
Gotta get up. Get to choich then get to woik.
Good night, sweeties!
And remember those two words I taught ya.
That's right.
Nekkid women.
Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2014 12:49 AM (LUnTP)
Gotta get up. Get to choich then get to woik.
Good night, sweeties!
And remember those two words I taught ya.
That's right.
Nekkid women.
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You did that.? Hmmmmm
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:50 AM (HVff2)
The MS Moron crowd is small, but vocal CS. OH, and howdy neighbor.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 12:50 AM (cHZB7)
Really.
Can't they make them like round and shit. Like a saucer. Or organic like, dunno, a clam. Seeing a big pointy thing makes me think "rape!" and shit.
They say science but I don't believe it. By the way, we're having a social tonight at the lounge, wanna stop by?
Posted by: Women's Studies at June 15, 2014 12:52 AM (6T+0j)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 12:35 AM (ojnk6)
Have you any idea just how many muslims could be launched into space by dropping one measly nuke on Mecca? It's like they ain't even phoning it in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2014 12:53 AM (yDmQD)
I grew up in TN and live in GA now, but my parents are from the Delta; Dad was from Ruleville (really out in BF Sunflower County) and Mom is from Winona. I went to school at State and try to keep with goings on in MS.
Posted by: Country Singer at June 15, 2014 12:53 AM (3Cgo9)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:54 AM (6T+0j)
Though as I type this, the lead Audi just got called in to the garage and is being disassembled...
Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2014 12:55 AM (hO9ad)
Who are we pissed at tonight?
Posted by: DC in (Location TBD) at June 15, 2014 12:55 AM (Pvcl5)
That is also on my wish list, Molly. Butterfly bandages can handle smallish cuts, and superglue can serve in an emergency, but sutures are tried and true.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 12:55 AM (cHZB7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2014 12:53 AM (yDmQD)
*****
I'm fairly certain that this attitude is both Cis and Hetero Normative, in the brave new world we find ourselves in. Wheee!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 12:55 AM (ojnk6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2014 12:53 AM (yDmQD)
Mecca & Medina home of the international rollerblade association, glass tracks that can go on forever
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:56 AM (HVff2)
One of the Horde was talking up the disposable surgical staplers, and actually posted a photo of a serious down to the bone workplace injury (a saw kicked back) that they had closed up with the thing.
For smaller cuts, I recommend the medical superglue. Note that this is different from normal superglue. More expensive, for one. Slightly different chemistry. Butyl cyanoacrylate instead of methyl cyanoacrylate.
Everyone should drill to clean and disinfect and debride any wound _meticulously_ before closure. There are some really scary bugs around these days.
Posted by: torquewrench at June 15, 2014 12:56 AM (noWW6)
like, dunno, a clam. Seeing a big pointy thing makes me think "rape!"
and shit.
All over it, babe.
Posted by: Little Green Man With A Probe at June 15, 2014 12:56 AM (hO9ad)
No sh*t!
Posted by: Teh Long-Awaited Glass Parking Lot at June 15, 2014 12:57 AM (82lr7)
Posted by: Weirddave
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Commerce Clause, you idiot. A penumbra here, an emanation there, voila!.
Posted by: Ruth Buzzy Ginsburg at June 15, 2014 12:58 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 15, 2014 12:59 AM (aDwsi)
Cool, drunk house hunting that's fun goog for you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:59 AM (HVff2)
Being serious asshole. A nuke will put no one or thing in orbit. Droppin a nuke there makes shit so hard. You just baked Saudi, Qatar, Oman, the Emirates, Kuwait. Their are still regimes there we like and need. That's why they hate Iran with nukes. Not everybody in the Persian Gulf is a Western hating Muzzi. Just saying.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 01:00 AM (6T+0j)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not enough.
Brain bleach.
In the Milky Way...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2014 01:01 AM (Vh4i6)
Do tubes of it store well, unopened?
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 01:01 AM (cHZB7)
I'm pretty sure they're used to treating people who hurt themselves
after a couple drinks. As a matter of fact, I'd guess that a minor
carpentry accident after 2 beers is pretty mild by ER standards. It's
not like you're going in with a hamster up your butt. Seriously, go in
and let them stitch the cut.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 15, 2014 12:30 AM (O+OSR)
.....................
You are probably right but as a nurse I tend to avoid drs and the
er. Plus it would involve waking hubby up to take me ( I have a strict
rule about driving even after a sip) I have the bleeding under control
now, I used a panty liner and wrapped kerlix around it. Unconventional
but it seems to have worked. I will worry about the healing and scar
later. I really need to invest in a suture kit.
Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 12:45 AM (7j2wl)
Oddly enough, while I care about you just as much as other 'rons or 'ettes....I don't find myself worrying about you as much. Funny, ain't it?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 01:01 AM (T1005)
See above. He was a D before he was against it (read
he would lose his job) until 95. Bullshit, I call on this. If you wanna
be pro this guy, please provide evidence other than the worn out by
RINOs "I'll give hime the benefit of the doubt, because R". Otherwise,
fuck this DIABLO POS.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:50 PM (ojnk6)
I don't automatically assume "former D = bad". (recall Reagan and Phil Gramm were both former D's) I'm not necessarily sticking up for him, I'm undecided on the guy. Like I said, it is possible that he is doing the right thing for the wrong reasons.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:02 AM (9GG/0)
Brain bleach.
In the Milky Way...
Posted by: qdpsteve
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I'm kind of that way after seeing Chelsea in leather.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 15, 2014 01:02 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2014 01:02 AM (Vh4i6)
Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2014 01:03 AM (hO9ad)
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve
-----------------------
See above comments re chainsaw.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 15, 2014 01:03 AM (aDwsi)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2014 01:03 AM (Vh4i6)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:02 AM (9GG/0)
***
Show me where has voted in a Reaganesque fashion, and I may join you. Waiting....
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 01:04 AM (ojnk6)
545 >> I really need to invest in a suture kit.
That is
also on my wish list, Molly. Butterfly bandages can handle smallish
cuts, and superglue can serve in an emergency, but sutures are tried and
true.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 12:55 AM (cHZB7)
How much are these suture kits?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 01:04 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014
Bullshit, you are more like Ricardo Soft
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 01:04 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2014 01:04 AM (Vh4i6)
Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2014 01:05 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 01:06 AM (6T+0j)
Little pissed at them right now. They have a new commercial basically paying tribute to militant atheist Ricky Gervais.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2014 01:07 AM (Vh4i6)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 01:06
Confessions are a sign of weakness,
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 01:07 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 01:01 AM (T1005)
...................
hmmmm. Let me think on this. Once I figure out what this means I will be back to either thank you or kick you in the shins/
Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 01:08 AM (7j2wl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2014 01:08 AM (Vh4i6)
Chainsaws wear panties?
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2014 01:04 AM (Vh4i6)
http://tinyurl.com/a333pfz
Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 01:09 AM (T1005)
Global Warming causes cancer, rape, AIDS heart disease and rape
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 14, 2014 11:22 PM (z+4T3)
Wouldn't its being too hot discourage rape?
****
GW really likes rape
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 15, 2014 01:10 AM (z+4T3)
Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 01:08 AM (7j2wl)
Complimentary. No shin kickin in the future
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 01:10 AM (HVff2)
Le Mans radio is explaining how the #2 Audi has dropped into third spot, and "live" timing is still showing them in first.
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 15, 2014 01:11 AM (FQ25M)
By a fluke discovery, you have found valid launch codes for one of our ICBMs. Input them and GPS coordinates, and off she flies. Now you know they will discover the security breach in very short order, so you only have minutes to pick a target before the chance is lost forever.
1. Do you pick a target at all? That's actually the toughest question. Would you really kill thousands, or hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians of your own free will? I don't think a single person on this site would actually make that choice.
2, Okay, you're a hardass. Which target, and why?
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 01:11 AM (cHZB7)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 01:00 AM (6T+0j)
FFS. It was mainly intended as a joke. But one nuke on Mecca? Would destroy the city, and maybe a few miles radius around it. Most of Saudi would be unharmed, and Qatar, Kuwait and the Emirates would read about it the papers. Those that can read, anyway.
And Saudi Arabia really is the fountainhead of Wahabbi islam and its offshoots, the muslim brotherhood, and Al Qaeda and all its offshoots. The best thing the USA could do with Saudi, is to march in there, kill off all the "royals" and all the Wahabbi clerics, make the place a commercial colony, and set about Christianizing all the natives.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2014 01:12 AM (yDmQD)
Oddly enough, while I care about you just as much as other 'rons or
'ettes....I don't find myself worrying about you as much. Funny, ain't
it?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 01:01 AM (T1005)
...................
hmmmm. Let me think on this. Once I figure out what this means I will be back to either thank you or kick you in the shins/
Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 01:08 AM (7j2wl)
When faced with two alternatives, never rule out "both".
Let's just say that you're in the running for the MacGyver of 'ettes.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 01:13 AM (T1005)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:13 AM (9GG/0)
Which nation would you choose?
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2014 01:13 AM (Vh4i6)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 01:04 AM (T1005)
.....................
I just tried to look on Amazon. Found a lot of practice kits which I am sure if you already know what you are doing would be fine. I found a kit for 13 bucks that looked hopeful but then I read the review. Went kinda like this.." great kit, everything came sterilized. Only thing missing was the actual sutures" Probably not what we are looking for!
Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 01:14 AM (7j2wl)
#1 you are wrong
#2' Iran, countries that end in Stan for starters. Quite frankly if the muzzie faith was wiped out, I can live with that
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 01:15 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 01:04 AM (ojnk6)
I'm not saying he is Reagan. My only point there is to point out that "former D" does not necessarily mean "wrong".
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:16 AM (9GG/0)
Let's just say that you're in the running for the MacGyver
................
In that case ThaNKT You
Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 01:17 AM (7j2wl)
There have been two that have aired all day-the one where he's to cool to sing along with Queen, and the one where Americans tweeting about how he sucks proves he's right. Not sure how either of these sells cars.
And here's the safety car.
Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2014 01:17 AM (hO9ad)
Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 01:18 AM (7j2wl)
Comparing what I see on TV to the french site, it looks like 'live' timing is delayed by about a lap.
Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2014 01:19 AM (hO9ad)
To say you are my friend
When I was down
You just stood there grinning
You got a lotta nerve
To say you got a helping hand to lend
You just want to be on
The side that's winning
You say I let you down
You know it's not like that
If you're so hurt
Why then don't you show it
You say you lost your faith
But that's not where it's at
You had no faith to lose
And you know it
I know the reason
That you talk behind my back
I used to be among the crowd
You're in with
Do you take me for such a fool
To think I'd make contact
With the one who tries to hide
What he don't know to begin with
You see me on the street
You always act surprised
You say, "How are you?" "Good luck"
But you don't mean it
When you know as well as me
You'd rather see me paralyzed
Why don't you just come out once
And scream it
No, I do not feel that good
When I see the heartbreaks you embrace
If I was a master thief
Perhaps I'd rob them
And now I know you're dissatisfied
With your position and your place
Don't you understand
It's not my problem
I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
And just for that one moment
I could be you
Yes, I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
You'd know what a drag it is
To see you
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2014 01:19 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 01:22 AM (HVff2)
And, that's how I'm going to feel if I ever again see one of the tools I worked with at my last job.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2014 01:22 AM (Vh4i6)
Cat is back and seems to no longer want the Great Outdoors. Good thing.
And...then--
Posted by: Null at June 15, 2014 01:22 AM (xjpRj)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:16 AM (9GG/0)
******
Still waiting for evidence this DIABLO has ever voted in a Reaganesque way. I understand the Ronnie was a one off. Please provide some evidence that this DIABLO anything other than described, please.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 01:22 AM (ojnk6)
Here is what an extensive computer forensic investigation involves: I'd go into the office of the commissioner of the IRS - grab the lying shit weasel by the back of his collar - repeatedly slam his face into his desktop all the while bellowing "WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE EMAILS?" Repeat until the emails show up.
Posted by: An Observation at June 15, 2014 01:23 AM (ylhEn)
Where's the next IPCC boondoggle taking place?
Posted by: Waterhouse at June 15, 2014 01:23 AM (FQ25M)
All Odd numbered comments are dumb.
(Reading 'Common Core version of 'How to Win Friends and Influence People.)
Evenin' all.
Son of Crank here now?
Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 01:24 AM (Wsm7h)
Every time I see that commercial, I always think "Nah, Ricky. Your just a dick". Still, Audi is a damn good car manufacturer and they support sportscar racing which is vastly superior than F1 or NASCAR, IMO.
Posted by: puddleglum at June 15, 2014 01:26 AM (EKDGA)
Would you really kill thousands, or hundreds of thousands of innocent
civilians of your own free will? I don't think a single person on this
site would actually make that choice.
I'm going to go with no as it seems I've spent longer considering than your scenario would allow. As an excuse I would point out God was willing to spare Sodom if Abraham could demonstrate 10 righteous people living there. While I can't get there with congress, I'm guessing I could at the Pentagon.
Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2014 01:26 AM (hO9ad)
You'd be okay with your name grouped alongside Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao and that Hitler dude throughout history? Because that's what would happen. Discovery of your identity would in the end be unavoidable.
You also would risk setting off WWIII, The Full Nuke Version. That would earn you top billing of that afore mentioned list.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 01:27 AM (cHZB7)
Son of Crank here now?
Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 01:24 AM (Wsm7h)
****
Yep. Son of Crank clocked in at roughly 8:00 EST tonight, 40 minutes pushing, but an entire days worth of labor.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 01:27 AM (ojnk6)
Posted by: fastfreefall at June 15, 2014 01:28 AM (TYs5/)
2: cthulhu, you have an email.
IV: should I bother typing up the silly story of the neighbor kids & their lemonade stand?
Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 01:29 AM (Mmdod)
Posted by: Fursecution Now! at June 15, 2014 01:30 AM (K1sEu)
voted in a Reaganesque way. I understand the Ronnie was a one off.
Please provide some evidence that this DIABLO anything other than
described, please.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 01:22 AM (ojnk6)
I'm not arguing that he isn't a DIABLO. My argument is that lazily claiming "former D" = "DIABLO" is false.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:33 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: Fursecution Now! at June 15, 2014 01:30 AM (K1sEu)
*****(
Are you kidding me? The funniest episode of Entourage ever was a furry thing. How dare you, Sir!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 01:34 AM (ojnk6)
Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 01:29 AM (Mmdod)
..............
Please do! THen I wont have to peruse the ont in the morning to find out. There was a while where I went back and read the ont before hitting the morning headlines to keep up on the big huge vegas gathering. Once I discovered it wasn't happening I haven't been so good at doing it. The reason I cared was because I was booked out there around the same time. Still going, it's a shame it didn't come to fruition.
Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 01:34 AM (7j2wl)
Probably will sit in the ER forever but that gives you time to come up with a good story. I said the safety failed when I nailed my hand while framing.
Two hours of snorts and snickers told me I needed a better story.
Wonder if there is a 404Care medical records code for wound,hand,putty knife,self inflicted. Any docs out there?
Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at June 15, 2014 01:34 AM (cgWjy)
Yep. Son of Crank clocked in at roughly 8:00 EST tonight, 40 minutes pushing, but an entire days worth of labor.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 01:27 AM (ojnk6)
Awesome. Son of Crank should be getting good birthday gifts from here on out...if Father Crank wants a good Fathers Day gift.
(Always play the angles.)
Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 01:36 AM (Wsm7h)
that Hitler dude throughout history? Because that's what would happen.
Discovery of your identity would in the end be unavoidable.
momma always said I'd make a name for myself
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:36 AM (9GG/0)
We'll have to agree to disagree. I find NASCAR more entertaining to watch, as there's always the chance someone's going to get pissed and then get rowdy and with all the other series rubbin' is treated like a hate crime. Probably in part because NASCAR coverage is better (the announcers' repeated apologies for having no interaction with the camera feed gets tiresome).
That said, if I'm picking a racing game to play, I'd rather do sports cars on road courses.
Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2014 01:37 AM (hO9ad)
http://tinyurl.com/o76hdrk
Thanks to those of you who...know who you are.
Posted by: Null at June 15, 2014 01:37 AM (xjpRj)
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2014 01:38 AM (sdi6R)
My concerns are nothing like theirs.
WWIIl? I'm sure there is enough common sense, back bone folks that realize 90% of the trouble in the world is caused by the Islam brand.
Me, wonders why you ponder these questions if the answer you don't want is revealed. I went from one of the regular morons up their with pol pot & hitler.
If our country would have shown a backbone with some harshness the border problem would be nil right now. Automatic deportations, fly em back, drive em back where they came from. Run over the border relive East Germany and their guards.
Enough pussy footing around on all these subjects.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 01:38 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: Epobirs at June 15, 2014 01:40 AM (Icq+V)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:33 AM (9GG/0)
******
The guy is a former Dem. Fact. If he has voted in a Conservative way, ever, by all means, heed my request to provide proof. I asked for Reaganesque originally. Willing now to work with any Conservative votes you can link. Ball in your court.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 01:40 AM (ojnk6)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:36 AM (9GG/0)
Heh. Oh, and for some true DIABLOs, I nominate Arlen Specter and Charlie Crist.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 01:41 AM (cHZB7)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 01:44 AM (HVff2)
Detail on Shelby for anyone who really cares.
Posted by: Epobirs at June 15, 2014 01:48 AM (Icq+V)
One more time. I am not arguing that he is or isn't a DIABLO. He could be to the left of Pelosi for all I know or care.
My only issue is your lazy use of his former D label to denounce him. If the NASA contract thing is a bad idea, then it's a bad idea regardless of his label. If it's a good idea, then it's a good idea regardless of his label.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:49 AM (9GG/0)
is revealed. I went from one of the regular morons up their with pol pot
hitler.
MH, I said that History would place you on that list. Ya know, those books they write describing past events. Sometimes with a whole lotta spin, but still...
I'm pointing out an inevitable consequence of your decision.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 01:49 AM (cHZB7)
Posted by: diablog judge at June 15, 2014 01:50 AM (K+7x9)
is revealed. I went from one of the regular morons up their with pol pot
hitler.
MH, I said that History would place you on that list. Ya know, those books they write describing past events. Sometimes with a whole lotta spin, but still...
I'm pointing out an inevitable consequence of your decision.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 01:50 AM (cHZB7)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 01:51 AM (0AKks)
Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 01:52 AM (QeH9j)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:49 AM (9GG/0)
****(
And you ignore my single issue in deciding this guy is full of it. His votes. Show why we should support this guy, or give it up.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 01:53 AM (ojnk6)
is revealed. I went from one of the regular morons up their with pol pot
hitler.
MH, I said that History would place you on
that list. Ya know, those books they write describing past events.
Sometimes with a whole lotta spin, but still...
I'm pointing out what I think is an inevitable consequence/result of your decision.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 01:53 AM (cHZB7)
(Always play the angles.)
Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 01:36 AM
...............
This reminds me of fathers day situation here. Daughter 2 lives at home and dad is paying her college tuition.( she has a shit ton of money in the bank from her job). She agreed to go halves with me on a pretty expensive gift for dad this year. I heard her telling him when we gave me him the gift " Dad...You are expensive!""
Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 01:54 AM (7j2wl)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:55 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at June 15, 2014 01:55 AM (vRdWg)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 01:50 AM (cHZB7)
Thanks for your concern GnuBreed. Besides I know I will never be in that position.
Now regarding Shelby. Is there better? Probably is there worse most definitely. But the GOP is served well by him & Sessions. This coming from a Yankee boy. Naval gives him a 0 score & NRA ranks him high. That's good
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 01:57 AM (HVff2)
http://bit.ly/1qgsu7b
Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at June 15, 2014 01:55 AM (vRdWg)
******
Saw that earlier. No context applied. Not safe for use for evaluation.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 01:58 AM (ojnk6)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 01:59 AM (cHZB7)
In their sharkskin suits
Bow ties and buttons
High top boots
Drivin' the spikes in
Blazin' the rails
Nailin' their coffins
In top hats and tails
Fly away, little bird
Fly away, flap your wings
Fly by night
Like the early Roman kings
All the early Roman kings
In the early early morn
Coming down the mountain
Distributing the corn
Speeding through the forest
Racing down the track
You try to get away
They drag you back
Tomorrow is Friday
We'll see what it brings
Everybody's talking
'Bout the early Roman kings
The peddlers and the meddlers
They buy and they sell
They destroyed your city
They'll destroy you as well
The lecherous and treacherous
Are hell-bent for leather
Each of 'em bigger
Than all them put together
Sluggers and muggers
Wearing fancy gold rings
All the women goin' crazy
For the early Roman kings
I can dress up your wounds
With a blood-clotted rag
I ain't afraid to make love
To a bitch or a hag
If you see me comin'
And you're standing there
Wave your handkerchief
In the air
I ain't dead yet
My bell still rings
I keep my fingers crossed
Like the early Roman kings
I can strip you of life
Strip you of breath
Ship you down
To the house of death
One day
You will ask for me
There'll be no one else
That you'll wanna see
Bring down my fiddle
Tune up my strings
I'm gonna break it wide open
Like the early Roman kings
I was up on Black Mountain
The day Detroit fell
They killed 'em all off
And they sent 'em to hell
Ding dong daddy
You're coming up short
Gonna put you on trial
In a Sicilian court
I've had my fun
I've had my flings
Gonna shake em all down
Like the early Roman kings
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2014 02:00 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at June 15, 2014 02:00 AM (vRdWg)
Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 01:29 AM (Mmdod)
................
My behind is numb from sitting on the edge of my seat waiting. Probably time for bed anyway. Night all.
Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 02:01 AM (7j2wl)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 02:01 AM (HVff2)
I hope Dad bit his tongue and didn't start running number and presenting them to her.
Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 02:03 AM (QeH9j)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 02:05 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 02:05 AM (9GG/0)
***
Always love it when someone gives up an argument with that phrase. LOL.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 02:08 AM (ojnk6)
the guy being a former D has nothing at all to do with the validity or lack thereof of the NASA contract idea.
you just instantly assumed "oh, former D - therefore his idea is shit because he's a DIABLO". that's bullshit.
if his idea is bullshit, it's not because he's a former D. it's because the idea is bullshit.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 02:11 AM (9GG/0)
the guy being a former D has nothing at all to do with the validity or lack thereof of the NASA contract idea.
you just instantly assumed "oh, former D - therefore his idea is shit because he's a DIABLO". that's bullshit.
if his idea is bullshit, it's not because he's a former D. it's because the idea is bullshit.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 02:11 AM (9GG/0)
*****
All I asked for is a link to his voting record from you. Would thst have been so hard to post? Instead obfuscation ensues.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 02:15 AM (ojnk6)
Next time you hear someone complain about having to buy rides from the Russians, don't blame Obama for that.
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2014 02:17 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 02:18 AM (hZtAR)
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 02:15 AM (ojnk6)
because THAT'S NOT THE POINT. sheesh.
the point is, "former D" does not equal DIABLO, as you tried to suggest.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 02:19 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 02:20 AM (QeH9j)
Posted by: Diablog Judge at June 15, 2014 02:20 AM (K+7x9)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 02:21 AM (9GG/0)
Is Generic Politician A a DIABLO? Without knowing anything more about him?
No. That was the point. Otherwise it's a lifelong sticky label like "racist."
Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at June 15, 2014 02:22 AM (vRdWg)
Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 02:23 AM (+Am/9)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_qoidWt8cE
I love this song. Can't get it out of my head.
Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2014 02:23 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 02:24 AM (+Am/9)
Men with no values are my acolytes.
My agents hold the government.
Who can withstand my armies of idiots?
Lucifer Lightbringer, Super Genius. I like the sound of that!
Posted by: Prince of Lies at June 15, 2014 02:24 AM (K+7x9)
If it beats the Golden Arm story that the gal told around the fire pit tonight that's a plus.
She really hyped that story up.
Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 02:26 AM (Wsm7h)
Sorry, cth. I saw it & couldn't resist.
Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 02:26 AM (+Am/9)
Posted by: Prince of Lies at June 15, 2014 02:26 AM (K+7x9)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 02:29 AM (9GG/0)
******
And all I ever asked for was his votes, which you cannot, or will not give u up
Up
t you tl
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 02:30 AM (ojnk6)
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 02:33 AM (9GG/0)
Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 02:33 AM (+Am/9)
MWNP - fine. the guy's an asshole. and you're still wrong.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 02:05 AM (9GG/0)
***
Always love it when someone gives up an argument with that phrase. LOL.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 02:08 AM (ojnk6)
You've got a certain history of going crossways with people. Did you ever get around to apologizing to BTH?
Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 02:34 AM (T1005)
Up
t you tl
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 02:30 AM (ojnk6)
Someone has already posted his votes and his ACU rating of 96% is easily googled.
If he's a DIABLO, we should all hope for another 50 of his ilk.
Posted by: Maetenloch at June 15, 2014 02:35 AM (XkotV)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 02:36 AM (T1005)
667 Posted by: Prince of Lies
Lucifer Lightbringer, Super Genius. I like the sound of that!
An appropriate title, given that just about everything he does or has ever done, eventually explodes, leaving him severely singed.
Who knew that the IRS scandal would explode just as Iraq crumbles, while the VA disaster only builds up pressure for yet another round ...
Teh JEF really should start carrying a selection of signs that he can hold up ...
Posted by: Arbalest at June 15, 2014 02:38 AM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 15, 2014 02:43 AM (Q3tFF)
I remember when he first stood for election to the Senate. One of his ads (which ran in fairly heavy rotation, IIRC) was a complaint that his predecessor, Senator (and RADM, ret) Jeremiah Denton, drove a CADILLAC! Horrors!
Of course, Sen Denton earned the right to drive any thing he wanted after racking up frequent stayer points at the Hanoi Hilton. Which candidate Shelby never mentioned.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 15, 2014 02:45 AM (cHwSy)
Pixy just ate my thoughts, Molly.
Nevermind - it wasn't that interesting...
Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 02:18 AM (hZtAR)
*burp*
Posted by: The Hamsters at June 15, 2014 02:47 AM (K1sEu)
The harm this man has done is immeasurable. And he still has more than two years left to go.
Mr. Obama belongs in a category all his own.
Posted by: Nidal Malik Hasan at June 15, 2014 02:53 AM (e8kgV)
I hear "LEMONADE! Get your lemonade here!" 6 or 7 little girls across the street have a business set up. They have megaphone and are really working it.
Dad had built an awesome littleTikiBar looking thingy.
I walk over, and buy a cup of syrup (seriously, you could pour this stuff on pancakes).
Anyway, a couple hours later, I take the min-pin for a walk. I pass by that house - this little girl comes running out the fronts door - "hey Mr. Chi! Can I have a dollar?"
"Um, what?"
I want a dollar. Can I have another dollar?
Why? What? Where is your mom?
I just want a dollar! Can I have another dollar?
Mom eventually opens the front door & yells at her "make sure your brother doesn't run in the street! "
Never questioned her 7yr old daughter approaching a 47 yr old man walking by. Much less the little brother beside her (wearing nothing but a diaper).
Who lets their kids talk to strangers these days?
I know that I grew up in a different time, but, I hope Mom didn't let anonymous guys give me money.
Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 02:58 AM (+Am/9)
http://tinyurl.com/nzjy8yc
Posted by: Bob at June 15, 2014 03:00 AM (2Y6Hc)
Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 03:00 AM (Wsm7h)
Illegal in what sense? What laws were violated? What enforcement agency was responsible? Or do you mean to tell me that after 20,000 years of having some of the finest real estate on the planet all to themselves, the Native Americans failed to create a society that could defend itself against foreign incursion or even manage a public health initiative to deal with such inevitable problems as disease epidemics?
Posted by: Epobirs at June 15, 2014 03:00 AM (Icq+V)
Illegal in what sense? What laws were violated? What enforcement agency was responsible? Or do you mean to tell me that after 20,000 years of having some of the finest real estate on the planet all to themselves, the Native Americans failed to create a society that could defend itself against foreign incursion or even manage a public health initiative to deal with such inevitable problems as disease epidemics?
Posted by: Epobirs at June 15, 2014 03:00 AM (Icq+V)
Right on. Now, let us tell you about those darn Romans...
Posted by: The Etruscans at June 15, 2014 03:02 AM (K1sEu)
When the kid was asking 'Mr. Chi ' for a dollar was it Meester Meester or Mr. (Insert your real name here.)
Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 03:04 AM (Wsm7h)
The conquests were no more "illegal" than the conquests that the Incas or Aztecs made. The European conquest even provided a god whose worship didn't require hearts being ripped out of still living chests.
Or do you mean to tell me that after 20,000 years of having some of the finest real estate on the planet all to themselves, the Native Americans failed to create a society that could defend itself against foreign incursion
To be fair, the European powers of that time were dealing with advances in technology and warfare that gave them an advantage over just about everyone out there.
or even manage a public health initiative to deal with such inevitable problems as disease epidemics?
Posted by: Epobirs at June 15, 2014 03:00 AM (Icq+V)
The indigenous population of the America's didn't have the genetic advantages that the European built up against all those diseases in a lethally Darwinian fashion.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 15, 2014 03:07 AM (K1sEu)
Okay, to bed I go then back to lurking.
And the Bears suck.
Posted by: NCW at June 15, 2014 03:12 AM (Qakfn)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcSyaR5PwCo
I wish they had the full version. It was pretty funny.
Posted by: Epobirs at June 15, 2014 03:15 AM (Icq+V)
We should test that hypothesis on our Southern Border.
Oh wait. We are.
Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 03:19 AM (QeH9j)
Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 03:04 AM
----------------
No accents. Actually, her big sister (maybe eight?) was yelling at her "that's so rude! You don't ask him to money!"
Mom didn't give a shit.
Made me think of the time I went on a walkabout with the mailman (1974? ). For some reason, I liked the guy.
I followed him around the neighborhood for a good four hours, & the bastard let me follow him.
Mom was worried sick - he just walked me home when he was done with his route.
Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 03:20 AM (+Am/9)
The Indians fought each other constantly. If war alone was a driver of technological innovation, they should have been on a par with the Europeans, at the very least.
Nor were they free of communicable disease. Just a different variety than those the Europeans introduced by their very presence in the Americas. Yet when the critical moment came, they had nothing and their population was reduced to a small fraction before most groups ever directly encountered Europeans.
Jared Diamond claims much of this was due to the lack of a good beast of burden for humans in the Americas to exploit but I find this a bit dubious.
Posted by: Epobirs at June 15, 2014 03:29 AM (Icq+V)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 15, 2014 03:32 AM (Q3tFF)
Posted by: Epobirs at June 15, 2014 03:44 AM (Icq+V)
Posted by: puddleglum at June 15, 2014 03:55 AM (EKDGA)
Posted by: Adriane ... at June 15, 2014 04:04 AM (yBC4q)
Posted by: BignJames at June 15, 2014 04:05 AM (HtUkt)
You've know Lizzy Warren?!? Dang. Important people you meet here on this blog ...
Posted by: Adriane ... at June 15, 2014 04:07 AM (yBC4q)
Posted by: BignJames at June 15, 2014 04:12 AM (HtUkt)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 04:24 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 04:32 AM (T1005)
Posted by: Adriane ... at June 15, 2014 04:33 AM (yBC4q)
You say taquitos !
I say tawcatoes!
Let's call the whole thing lunch ...
Posted by: Adriane ... at June 15, 2014 04:33 AM (yBC4q)
I'm at "let's call the whole thing done". I wasn't very impressed with 'em, despite the convenience factor.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 04:39 AM (T1005)
Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 04:44 AM (T1005)
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 15, 2014 04:46 AM (K1sEu)
Posted by: Adriane ... at June 15, 2014 04:52 AM (yBC4q)
Health & Happiness,
Our at least, since this is Ace's House,
Good Night, & try not to make a mess ...
Burma Shave!
Posted by: Adriane ... at June 15, 2014 04:59 AM (yBC4q)
I followed him around the neighborhood for a good four hours, the bastard let me follow him.
Mom was worried sick - he just walked me home when he was done with his route.
Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 03:20 AM (+Am/9)
My younger brother did that once, but we lived in such a small town that all the neighborhood mothers called the house to update his progress. Apparently he had asked the first one to call Mom and tell her where Brother was and promised to keep an eye on him.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 15, 2014 05:54 AM (6fyGz)
(Actually I don't miss Bambi, he just goes elsewhere when I'm around.)
And now I'm tired, so off to bed I go. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 15, 2014 05:58 AM (6fyGz)
Posted by: acethepug at June 15, 2014 06:00 AM (cjlZ6)
Posted by: Ammo Dump at June 15, 2014 06:11 AM (GgPam)
God bless the family!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2014 06:11 AM (lLdbc)
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun /14/gun-control-march-new-york-shootings-us
"Hundreds of people crossed New York City's Brooklyn Bridge on
Saturday morning to call for an end to gun violence in the US, united by
the rallying cry "Not one more".
The slogan was inspired by Richard Martinez, whose son Christohper was one of three California college students killed in a May attack that left seven people dead, including the shooter, Elliot Rodger. Immediately after the shooting, Martinez demanded lawmakers put an end to gun violence."
It's actually pretty funny as if you take a good look at the photo the "Hundreds of people" are a cleverly posed pic of maybe 15 people huddled together brandishing a number of well designed professionally printed banners and signs.
There's like 8mln people in NYC, and they got 15 to 20 of them worked up enough to go out on the bridge and scream in hysterics about "never again" or whatever it is they have been told to repeat.
Pretty pathetic really.
Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at June 15, 2014 06:56 AM (NnjE8)
Posted by: TangoNine at June 15, 2014 07:29 AM (x3YFz)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 07:44 AM (6T+0j)
I demand stats on the wee one.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 15, 2014 07:44 AM (oMKp3)
God's blessing on the li'l man and his parents!!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 15, 2014 07:47 AM (60Vyp)
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Posted by: Y-not at June 15, 2014 08:15 AM (zDsvJ)
Then everybody demanded feeding, even though it was hours early. (Everybody but nervous tummy doggy.) Including Miss Fussy the Guest kitty, who has hardly moved from my desk in days, and in the night had thrown up on it. And her little temporary cardboard litterbox was a disaster.
But the storms are moving off, everybody is settled down, everything is cleaned up, and I have coffee. Ahh. But, talk about hitting the ground running first thing in the morning...!
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Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)