Overnight Open Thread (14 Jun 2014)

Today is Flag Day and the birthday of the U.S. Army. Of course Google couldn't be bothered with either as it celebrates the World Cup.

Don't forget, tomorrow is Father's Day.

The Mk 1 Mod 0 Underwater Defense Gun

Before the Navy SEALs had the HK P11, they designed and used the Mk 1 Mod 0 Underwater Defense Gun.

The pistol reportedly had an effective range of some 30 feet at a depth of 60 feet. A SEAL could fire the weapon in the open air in an emergency, but with less than spectacular results.

The unique ammunition is what really set the gun apart. The pistol shot tungsten darts that are about four inches long.

Indiana Jones

Rock version.

Map Thingy

I've got some issues with this map of how you're most likely to die. I'm pretty sure ISIS, the VA, Obamacare, and Boko Haram are rapidly climbing the charts as causes of death.

100 Ways To Attack The Groin

Ouch. Remember, the are no rules in a real life fight. Last man standing by any means.

IRS Tomfoolery

No shit. Obama Administration's claim the Lois Lerner's emails are 'lost' are ludicrous. Oh and there is this. IRS Commissioner testified in March that Lerner's emails had been archived. Hell, I had a hard drive crash and even with the Navy's infamous NMCI service, I didn't lose any email.

Vegan M&M's

Yuck! Vegan M&M's promise to leech the joy out of your life.

Cat Video

Tonight's ONT brought to you by spot the hidden animals:


Hint: You're looking for a leopard in the above photo.

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Posted by: CDR M at 10:07 PM




Comments

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1
On this date in 2014, or was it yesterday, the 18-1/2 Minute Gap, as evidence of criminal conduct, was replaced by the 2-Year Deletion.

Fortunately, the evidence is still on government servers, Election 2014 is only a few months away.

Posted by: Arbalest at June 14, 2014 10:06 PM (FlRtG)

2 Google had squat on their home page today. Bing at least had a big ass flag.

One at least appears to love America.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:07 PM (4Mv1T)

3 Arbalest, I bet they already have the emails. They're just slow playing their hand and letting the administration keep making their hole deeper.

Posted by: CDR M at June 14, 2014 10:07 PM (LsJl8)

4
... and the distraction for the 2-Year Deletion will be ... Iraq? Benghazi? The VA? Fast&Furious?

Posted by: Arbalest at June 14, 2014 10:08 PM (FlRtG)

5 was replaced by the 2-Year Deletion

It wasn't a deletion deletion.

Posted by: The Left at June 14, 2014 10:08 PM (M6Ctf)

6 The distraction will be airstrikes against ISIS.

Posted by: CDR M at June 14, 2014 10:08 PM (LsJl8)

7 Fifth?

Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 10:09 PM (gjOCp)

8 Nineteenth!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 10:09 PM (Vh4i6)

9 Happy Flag Day!

There are many historical flags associated with the United States, particularly during the War of Independence. One such flag is the Pine Tree Flag that was "was used originally by a squadron of six cruisers commissioned under George Washington's authority as commander in chief of the Continental Army in October 1775... The phrase is a particular expression of the right of revolution used by British philosopher John Locke's in Second Treatise on Civil Government which was published in 1690 as part of Two Treatises of Government refuting the theory of the divine right of kings."

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=6049

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 14, 2014 10:10 PM (K1sEu)

10 He'll probably announce a pivot soon too. He hasn't pivoted in a few months so we're due.

Posted by: CDR M at June 14, 2014 10:10 PM (LsJl8)

11 Evening morons. A proud papa here, and very proud of Mes. Crank. She will be monitored in high risk for at least 24 hours but is stable.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at June 14, 2014 10:10 PM (BOYu0)

12 This post is not "first". That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it!



JimSunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 14, 2014 10:10 PM (vvk2F)

13 Congrats CC!

Posted by: CDR M at June 14, 2014 10:10 PM (LsJl8)

14 3 Arbalest, I bet they already have the emails. They're just slow playing their hand and letting the administration keep making their hole deeper.
Posted by: CDR M at June 14, 2014 10:07 PM (LsJl


The party of stupid?

Heh...sure.

I wish I had over 2% confidence in that. Current confidence level 0.047%

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at June 14, 2014 10:10 PM (M6Ctf)

15 New Baby Smell!

YES!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:11 PM (4Mv1T)

16 Hey Crank..........Congrats to you in a previous thread, and likewise here, too!


Mazel Tov!


Jim
Sunk New DawnGalveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 14, 2014 10:12 PM (vvk2F)

17 CDR M, you going to make it to NoVAMoMee on Saturday?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 14, 2014 10:12 PM (yz6yg)

18 Somebody please tell the others.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:12 PM (4Mv1T)

19 Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Waiting for the Sun at June 14, 2014 10:10 PM (M6Ctf)


Heh, I know, I know. Just trying to be a glass half full guy but that's nearly impossible with the GOP.

Posted by: CDR M at June 14, 2014 10:12 PM (LsJl8)

20 Howdy, y'all!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 10:13 PM (T1005)

21 What about the people who were loyal to their King and country?
Posted by: CK
-----------------------------

Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:13 PM (4Mv1T)

22 Sean,

Not sure I can. CINCUSNAVHOUSE has other ideas. It involves a few tons of mulch and landscaping.

Posted by: CDR M at June 14, 2014 10:13 PM (LsJl8)

23 4
... and the distraction for the 2-Year Deletion will be ... Iraq? Benghazi? The VA? Fast&Furious?
Posted by: Arbalest at June 14, 2014 10:08 PM (FlRtG)

Fasting FistFuck will be the distraction for the two year deletion.

Posted by: model_1066 at June 14, 2014 10:14 PM (fcAGu)

24 Italia wins!!!!
FORZA AZZURRI!!!!

Posted by: navycopjoe says Forza AZZURRI!!!! at June 14, 2014 10:16 PM (oR62k)

25 Happy Father's Day to all you papas and papas to be.

Posted by: DangerGirl, who is tired at June 14, 2014 10:16 PM (GrtrJ)

26 "Ouch. Remember, the are no rules in a real life fight. Last man standing by any means."

I've used all 100 ways to attack the groin...and more.

http://tinyurl.com/prx7f44

Posted by: Steven Seagal at June 14, 2014 10:16 PM (WlWt+)

27 Somebody please tell the others.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:12 PM (4Mv1T)

****
Already done. Unfortunately the drooling, helmeted Aryan idiot from Stormfront came in as well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 10:16 PM (ojnk6)

28 25 Really, can anyone think of a more unjustifiable Rebellion than the Revolutionary War? The mother country can't tax it's own colonies? Are you fucking kidding me? That was the reason?
Posted by: CK at June 14, 2014 10:16 PM (LCiWj)

There's that whole 'representation' thing, asshole.

Posted by: model_1066 at June 14, 2014 10:17 PM (fcAGu)

29 Spotted the kitteh!


Mr Y-not is on his way home. He was gone most of this week, so I'm going a little batty.

Papa Y-not has already gotten half of his gift from his daughters - a framed set of pix w/ us, him, and Mama Y-not (who died in '92) at various important times in our lives. Tomorrow Sister Y-not will give him the other half - a "subscription" to a custom cooking place. (His wife does not cook.)

Posted by: Y-not at June 14, 2014 10:17 PM (zDsvJ)

30 OK, CDR M. But for missing NoVAMoMee the second year IN A ROW you can hang out here a bit to bust a troll.

It's the least you can do.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 14, 2014 10:18 PM (yz6yg)

31 29 the drooling, helmeted Aryan idiot from Stormfront came in as well.

chaz the bike boy is here?

Posted by: navycopjoe says Forza AZZURRI!!!! at June 14, 2014 10:18 PM (oR62k)

32 Congratulations Crank!

Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2014 10:18 PM (Ua6T/)

33 I'm dreaming of a TB3K.

Coordinates: Lima Charlie India Whiskey Juliet.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:19 PM (4Mv1T)

34 >>map of how you're most likely to die

Well, lookee there, let's import a bunch of folks with pickled livers! Awesome! /s

Posted by: Y-not at June 14, 2014 10:19 PM (zDsvJ)

35 All that map means is that civilization has pushed off the various diseases that will kill us and now we're into the decline of lifestyle influences.

When heart disease is the leading killer everywhere that infectious disease isn't, it means that your society is advanced, not tragically flawed.

Posted by: --- at June 14, 2014 10:19 PM (MMC8r)

36 Flag Day means Fun With Flags!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeyofQK6tRw

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at June 14, 2014 10:20 PM (aTXUx)

37 Wow, prior thread, just wow.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 10:20 PM (6T+0j)

38 Of course Google couldn't be bothered with either as it celebrates the World Cup.


For the 3rd straight day!!!!

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 14, 2014 10:20 PM (HxSXm)

39 Not a whole lot of famine or 'global warming' on that death chart.

Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2014 10:20 PM (Ua6T/)

40 How can I celebrate the founding of the U.S. Army, when we all know it was an act of base treason against the mother country that founded us? What about the people who were loyal to their King and country?

Posted by: CK at June 14, 2014 10:12 PM (LCiWj)


Same old recycled B.S.

At least try some newish material.

Anyway, it wasn't the colonists who were the aggressors, it was the colonists who fought back against attempts to destroy their ancient rights. In a way, it was Revolutionary War was just a sequel to the English Civil War

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 14, 2014 10:20 PM (K1sEu)

41 35 Coordinates: Lima Charlie India Whiskey Juliet.

***checks my hash***

gotta be careful with you H8ing RINOs who H8

Posted by: navycopjoe says Forza AZZURRI!!!! at June 14, 2014 10:21 PM (oR62k)

42 Wait - Liver failure isn't on the map?
I'm gonna call B.S.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 14, 2014 10:21 PM (ZhxNU)

43 Charging up.

Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 10:21 PM (LsJl8)

44 CC so happy for you and the mrs! And born on flag day! In honor of baby crank, we are gonna fry a nazi troll!

Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:22 PM (tTxJN)

45 Posted by: navycopjoe says Forza AZZURRI!!!! at June 14, 2014 10:21 PM (oR62k)


Expect collateral damage.

Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 10:22 PM (LsJl8)

46 Getting hit with a tungsten dart would definitely ruin your day.

Posted by: no good deed at June 14, 2014 10:22 PM (Niwwb)

47 Sure it is, shredded chi. Look at the orangish-yellow.

Posted by: Y-not at June 14, 2014 10:22 PM (zDsvJ)

48 >>> Liver failure isn't on the map?

Mexico

Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2014 10:22 PM (Ua6T/)

49 "You're looking for a leopard in the above photo."


Just to the right of the base of that tree. But you gotta look close. Fucker would have had me.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 10:22 PM (6T+0j)

50 Ewok... right behind the second tree.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 10:23 PM (jucos)

51 Bing has replaced Google as the go to search engine on every device I have. I don't kid myself that Bing is super patriotic, being owned by Microsoft and all, but they show the Flag on days that is important. I'll take what I can get these days.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 10:23 PM (ojnk6)

52 >>100 Ways To Attack The Groin

I suspect that many of us moronettes already know those.

Posted by: Y-not at June 14, 2014 10:23 PM (zDsvJ)

53 25 Really, can anyone think of a more unjustifiable Rebellion than the Revolutionary War? The mother country can't tax it's own colonies? Are you fucking kidding me? That was the reason?
Posted by: CK at June 14, 2014 10:16 PM (LCiWj)



Yep.

Plus it was always fun to wait months to hear back from those in charge back in London. Sort of like now waiting to hear from DC, and waiting......

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 14, 2014 10:23 PM (HxSXm)

54 Is there something behind and to the right of the tree? like the hindquarters of a leopard?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 14, 2014 10:23 PM (l3vZN)

55 Congrats to all cranks!



Er...."will be monitored in high risk" -- is this something, or is this a professional courtesy?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 10:24 PM (T1005)

56 That's it, fire in the hole.

Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 10:24 PM (LsJl8)

57 I saw the kitty's smiling face, too late though.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 14, 2014 10:24 PM (l3vZN)

58 47 always picking on the poor little snipes

reminds me, ncn (nephew) is getting assigned to Team1

kid's a stud

Posted by: navycopjoe says Forza AZZURRI!!!! at June 14, 2014 10:24 PM (oR62k)

59 10 He'll probably announce a pivot soon too. He hasn't pivoted in a few months so we're due.
Posted by: CDR M at June 14, 2014 10:10 PM (LsJl

And focus like a laser. Don't forget how he likes to focus like a laser.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2014 10:24 PM (O+OSR)

60 Lima Charlie indigo whiskey Juliet. Engage

Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:24 PM (tTxJN)

61 38 Flag Day means Fun With Flags!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeyofQK6tRw
Posted by: Sheldon Cooper
-------------------
Thanks Sheldon. Spouse and I hooted.

Seriously.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:25 PM (4Mv1T)

62 Crank, congratulations! And just in time for father's day!

Posted by: DangerGirl, who is tired at June 14, 2014 10:25 PM (GrtrJ)

63 Is that Cheetarah taking a dump next to the tree?

Posted by: Pumra at June 14, 2014 10:25 PM (rWajX)

64 Are you fucking kidding me? That was the reason?

No, and your not knowing is frightening in itself. We were taxed without representation. We had our legislatures eradicated and arrested by fiat of a tyrant. But you should have known this if you had ever, ever read anything about our revolution. The Intolerable Acts treated Americans like they had no rights - rights that were guaranteed to those in England proper.

But what I am amazed at is your utter ignorance of these facts. Please, take an hour and read the Declaration of Independence. Research EACH violation. Then you will understand how utterly weird your post seems.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 14, 2014 10:25 PM (tn4Oq)

65 Hi horde

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 10:26 PM (HVff2)

66 "Evening morons. A proud papa here, and very proud of Mes. Crank. She
will be monitored in high risk for at least 24 hours but is stable."

Congratulations to you and yours, Crank!

How's the new arrival doing? Hopefully excellent Apgar and other signs.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 14, 2014 10:26 PM (noWW6)

67 NMCI - Non-Mission Capable Internet, a wonder to behold, but NMCI:anything by MEDCOM::T1 line:2800 baud modem.

Posted by: The Party of Science ! at June 14, 2014 10:26 PM (uN4Ye)

68 Trolls gonna troll.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at June 14, 2014 10:26 PM (Gqyap)

69 Sup Horde.

How we doing?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 14, 2014 10:26 PM (GEICT)

70 58 That's it, fire in the hole.
Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 10:24 PM (LsJl




*golf clap*

That's how we do it in Hazard.

Posted by: Boyd Crowder at June 14, 2014 10:27 PM (HxSXm)

71 Evenin all

Congrats to you and mrs crank!!! Blessings upon the little one and prayers for your lovely wife's quick recovery.

Mr bannion- is it still possible to sign up for the NoVaMoMee? Hubby wants to meet some like-minded souls, so we would love to come, if it's not too late.

Posted by: Moki at June 14, 2014 10:27 PM (EvHC8)

72 you know, no one posted this today
its like I don't even know any of you anymore
for shame

http://tinyurl.com/n8jtljr

Posted by: navycopjoe says Forza AZZURRI!!!! at June 14, 2014 10:27 PM (oR62k)

73 Baby love and nazi hate. The usual

Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:27 PM (tTxJN)

74 Hodor!

Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2014 10:27 PM (Ua6T/)

75 Congrats, CC!

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 10:27 PM (6T+0j)

76 54
>>100 Ways To Attack The Groin

I suspect that many of us moronettes already know those.


Posted by: Y-not at June 14, 2014 10:23 PM (zDsvJ)


The moronette's are reading it to find out which ones they left out.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 10:27 PM (T1005)

77 I know Preznit Urkel X is on a little Vaca with the Wookie. but when he reads the Papers on Monday...... NO ONE will be madder than him about the lost country (Iraq) and lost e-mails.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 10:27 PM (jucos)

78 Summer Boating ONT Compliance Pic

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/477875358415720448

Posted by: kbdabear at June 14, 2014 10:27 PM (aTXUx)

79 Smell that? I love the smell of fried troll on the ONT

Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:28 PM (tTxJN)

80 How we doing?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 14, 2014 10:26 PM (GEICT)

****

Pretty well, despite the Aryan troll that will not yet go away.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 10:28 PM (ojnk6)

81 69 Trolls gonna troll.
Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at June 14, 2014 10:26 PM (Gqyap)

It's probably just parroting it's FagLit professor.

Posted by: model_1066 at June 14, 2014 10:28 PM (fcAGu)

82 Congrats to Mr. & Mrs. Crank on the little one.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2014 10:28 PM (O+OSR)

83 Spotted the kitteh immediately even before reading that it was a kitteh.

This was one of the easier ones.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 14, 2014 10:29 PM (DmNpO)

84 Girls on a Boat ONT Compliance Pic

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/477875508370092032

Posted by: kbdabear at June 14, 2014 10:29 PM (aTXUx)

85 He has been eliminated

Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:29 PM (tTxJN)

86 21 What about the people who were loyal to their King and country?
Posted by: CK
-----------------------------

Fuck 'em.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:13 PM (4Mv1T)

Oh boy ck hit a nerve. TR never drops the F bomb

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 10:29 PM (HVff2)

87 "Evening morons. A proud papa here, and very proud of Mes. Crank. She will be monitored in high risk for at least 24 hours but is stable."

Anyone who can squeeze something the size of a watermelon out of an opening the size of a lemon has my respect.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 14, 2014 10:29 PM (yz6yg)

88 Smell that? I love the smell of fried troll on the ONT

***

Did CK bring his bile up here?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at June 14, 2014 10:29 PM (DmNpO)

89 Evening morons. A proud papa here, and very proud of Mes. Crank. She will be monitored in high risk for at least 24 hours but is stable.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone

Congrats CC. Best wishes to you all.


Posted by: Farmer at June 14, 2014 10:29 PM (o/90i)

90 >100 Ways To Attack The Groin

47. Like it owes me money.

Posted by: --- at June 14, 2014 10:29 PM (MMC8r)

91 Out on a Motorboat ONT Compliance Pic

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/477875669548806144

Posted by: kbdabear at June 14, 2014 10:30 PM (aTXUx)

92 Smell that? I love the smell of fried troll on the ONT
Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:28 PM (tTxJN)


Can you put some cinnamon sugar on that for me?

Thanks.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 14, 2014 10:30 PM (yz6yg)

93 I thought that was a bear between the trees... then I read that I was looking for a cat.

And thanks for pointing out that I need to sneak across the southern border before I drink myself to death! Is bourbon cheaper down there?

Posted by: shredded chi at June 14, 2014 10:30 PM (ZhxNU)

94 Yeah. I had to switch to manual.

Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 10:30 PM (LsJl8)

95 So very happy for the cranks

Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:30 PM (tTxJN)

96 Pretty well, despite the Aryan troll that will not yet go away.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 10:28 PM (ojnk6)




Always fun.

Hey, congrats Crank!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 14, 2014 10:30 PM (GEICT)

97 Pretty sure we have had the leopard picture before.

Posted by: buzzion at June 14, 2014 10:31 PM (zt+N6)

98 That's it, fire in the hole.
Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 10:24 PM (LsJl

******

Love the smell of a frying Aryan Stormfront freak. Thanks.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 10:31 PM (ojnk6)

99 Yeah. I had to switch to manual.
Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 10:30 PM (LsJl


Too close for missiles. Going to guns.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 14, 2014 10:31 PM (yz6yg)

100 Congrats to the Cranks! Don't forget to get the little moron on Valu-Rite as soon as possible.

Posted by: joncelli at June 14, 2014 10:31 PM (/AYWV)

101 the cranks should have had a little girl
wonder if I could send her mine?

Posted by: navycopjoe says Forza AZZURRI!!!! at June 14, 2014 10:31 PM (oR62k)

102 68 2800 baud modem.

Didn't know anyone made a 2800 baud modem. I've used 2400, but never heard of 2800.


Posted by: Anachronda at June 14, 2014 10:32 PM (o78gS)

103 Stompy Boots ONT Compliance Pic

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/477949924374372352

Posted by: kbdabear at June 14, 2014 10:32 PM (aTXUx)

104 80
How we doing?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 14, 2014 10:26 PM (GEICT)



****



Pretty well, despite the Aryan troll that will not yet go away.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 10:28 PM (ojnk6)


He's away now -- all the later posts got renumbered.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 10:32 PM (T1005)

105 @78

Emerson Biggins

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 10:32 PM (6T+0j)

106 Evening all.

I'm surprised barky didn't EO the revocation of Flag Day and Father's Day.

He has no fond feeling for either.

Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 10:32 PM (z8eyD)

107 Kidlet spotted the leopard before me. Took us both a while though.

Teh tweet:
@votermom
Obama will celebrate #FathersDay on his prayer rug praising Allah for the ISIS Caliphate he helped create.

Posted by: Votermom at June 14, 2014 10:33 PM (GSIDW)

108 Well done Mr. and Mrs. Crank .
Hearty congratulations and best wishes .
Raises glass , ,,, to children and the future .

Posted by: awkward davies at June 14, 2014 10:33 PM (whqez)

109 Fried troll makes a lovely baby gift

Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:33 PM (tTxJN)

110 In before MAx starts whining about people attacking a troll.

Posted by: buzzion at June 14, 2014 10:33 PM (zt+N6)

111 So tonight we learned that Hitler was just misunderstood, and that the American Revolution was the original Holocaust.

Posted by: --- at June 14, 2014 10:33 PM (MMC8r)

112 I'm surprised barky didn't EO the revocation of Flag Day
Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 10:32 PM (z8eyD)


Or replace it with the black flag of al-Qaeda

Posted by: Sean Bannion at June 14, 2014 10:33 PM (yz6yg)

113 Back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Happy birthday to Crank Jr! This being his inaugural visit.

And thanks be to whoever blew that interloper to kingdom come.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:33 PM (4Mv1T)

114 10 He'll probably announce a pivot soon too. He hasn't pivoted in a few months so we're due.
Posted by: CDR M at June 14, 2014 10:10 PM (LsJl



You would imagine with all the pivot steps he has taken, someone would finally call "walking" on him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSZGCfKvlTI

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 14, 2014 10:34 PM (HxSXm)

115 Lucy Pinder ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/477963889200492544

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/477958031956013056

Posted by: kbdabear at June 14, 2014 10:34 PM (aTXUx)

116 Guess I should not have socked contrary troll....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 10:34 PM (jucos)

117 Moron Lifestyle, http://bit.ly/1lvzkmf
Evening Horde, Congrats Cranks, that's all I got

Posted by: ALH at June 14, 2014 10:34 PM (btTLZ)

118 I wish we could remove the troll from Dave's thread. Would hate to have Chick or his son see that garbage.

Posted by: Y-not at June 14, 2014 10:35 PM (zDsvJ)

119 Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 10:34 PM (jucos)


Hair trigger.

Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 10:35 PM (LsJl8)

120 I've used all 100 ways to attack the groin...and more.

Great now Barney Frank will be showing up

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 10:35 PM (HVff2)

121 C Crank -
Have you decided on a name yet? You don't have to disclose it - just curious.

Baine is a family name here, btw. Really.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 14, 2014 10:35 PM (ZhxNU)

122 Hey Ricardo, I been looking for you.

Posted by: Guido 'snarly, on Ms. G's juice diet' at June 14, 2014 10:35 PM (d3Fm7)

123 The Crank Kiddo picked an excellent day. It's also the wife and I's anniversary.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 14, 2014 10:35 PM (GEICT)

124 I'll take a look Y-not.

Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 10:36 PM (LsJl8)

125 You would imagine with all the pivot steps he has taken, someone would finally call "walking" on him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSZGCfKvlTI
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at June 14, 2014 10:34 PM (HxSXm)

Considering how (s)he throws a baseball, Urkel McPuttsalot probably hovers, not pivots.

Posted by: model_1066 at June 14, 2014 10:36 PM (fcAGu)

126 The world in tatters all around, yet a baby is born. I am still at lovely wedding. Again, I am full of optimism.

Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:36 PM (tTxJN)

127 Happy Anniversary, BCochran and Mrs B!

Posted by: Y-not at June 14, 2014 10:36 PM (zDsvJ)

128 Congratulations Crank. Fatherhood is the best job ever. Love my kids. Sending the oldest one away to college this fall..... It all happened so fast

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 10:37 PM (jucos)

129 127 Happy Anniversary, BCochran and Mrs B!

Posted by: Y-not at June 14, 2014 10:36 PM (zDsvJ)



Thank ya kindly!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at June 14, 2014 10:37 PM (GEICT)

130 leopards do okay

but cheetahs nevah prospah.

Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 10:37 PM (z8eyD)

131 Chi...... "Crankston" has a certain ring to it, wouldn't you say?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 14, 2014 10:37 PM (vvk2F)

132 118
I wish we could remove the troll from Dave's thread. Would hate to have Chick or his son see that garbage.


Posted by: Y-not at June 14, 2014 10:35 PM (zDsvJ)


Go back and make sure MST3K hasn't -- I think the default setting is annihilate.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 10:37 PM (T1005)

133 Hint: You're looking for a leopard in the above photo.


There's a friggin' reptile in there, too. And spiders.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 14, 2014 10:38 PM (0YI7T)

134 Hank crank

Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:38 PM (tTxJN)

135 I guess I missed some fun in the last thread?

But, if the troll got zapped, I guess it isn't worth going back to read?
Meh - there will be another one soon enough.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 14, 2014 10:38 PM (ZhxNU)

136 I made my hubby watch the Bill Whittle video about Benghazi, because I had a feeling he didn't get it, even though I rant about it almost every day. BW really knows how to distill things, and I think that hubby finally gets my piss-offed-ness.

Posted by: Kalneva at June 14, 2014 10:38 PM (3pQOs)

137 And we need pictures of Crank Jr.

Posted by: joncelli at June 14, 2014 10:38 PM (/AYWV)

138 Frank Crank

Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:38 PM (tTxJN)

139 94 Yeah. I had to switch to manual.
Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 10:30 PM (LsJl



And like that, poof, he is gone.

Posted by: Keyser Soze at June 14, 2014 10:39 PM (HxSXm)

140 Stormfront Troll on the previous thread, or one of Jazzy Ponytail's cabin boys posting nutjob comments and then having its master Captain Sweatpants tweet that AoSHQ is a Far Right H8 site

Posted by: kbdabear at June 14, 2014 10:39 PM (aTXUx)

141 "I been looking for you."

Moi........?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 10:39 PM (6T+0j)

142 Happy anniversary BC. It is also my parents anniversary

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 10:39 PM (HVff2)

143 'Tank' Crank

Posted by: Guido 'snarly, on Ms. G's juice diet' at June 14, 2014 10:39 PM (d3Fm7)

144 Delurking to send best wishes to the Crank clan. Enjoy that young'un.

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at June 14, 2014 10:40 PM (UMsIr)

145 Found the cheetah.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at June 14, 2014 10:40 PM (4Chvm)

146 Pity crank isn't the real name. We could be so helpful

Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:40 PM (tTxJN)

147 navycopcrank

its got a ring to it

Posted by: navycopjoe says Forza AZZURRI!!!! at June 14, 2014 10:41 PM (oR62k)

148 85 He has been eliminated
Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:29 PM (tTxJN)



Kind of like a glitch in the software?

Posted by: The Bobs at June 14, 2014 10:41 PM (HxSXm)

149 Go Cranks. May the Mrs. recover quickly and Son of Crank sleep though the night.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 14, 2014 10:41 PM (u82oZ)

150 40 How can I celebrate the founding of the U.S. Army, when we all know it was an act of base treason against the mother country that founded us?


Spain?

Posted by: Christopher Colombus at June 14, 2014 10:41 PM (0YI7T)

151 137
And we need pictures of Crank Jr.

Posted by: joncelli at June 14, 2014 10:38 PM (/AYWV)


There is truth in this. And stats. Recitation of length and weight stats helps to cement the newborn to the Real World, instead of the World of Hopes and Dreams where he's spent the last nine months.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 10:41 PM (T1005)

152 77 I know Preznit Urkel X is on a little Vaca with the Wookie. but when he reads the Papers on Monday...... NO ONE will be madder than him about the lost country (Iraq) and lost e-mails.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 10:27 PM (judos)

Yeah, the world's falling apart and he goes on another f**king vacation. It would probably be easier to just figure out when he ISN'T on a vacation.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2014 10:42 PM (O+OSR)

153 Well, little Crank sounds like a keeper.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 10:42 PM (HVff2)

154 You mean his name is not really Conservative Crank?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 10:42 PM (jucos)

155 151 There is truth in this. And stats. Recitation of length and weight stats

we need the most important stat

is he a cubs or white sox fan

Posted by: navycopjoe says Forza AZZURRI!!!! at June 14, 2014 10:43 PM (oR62k)

156 J. Arthur Crank.



For those of you of a certain age (and hopelessly trivial memory).

Posted by: --- at June 14, 2014 10:43 PM (MMC8r)

157 And like that, poof, he is gone.

Just like an IRS email...

Posted by: tu3031 at June 14, 2014 10:43 PM (yagOO)

158 Comment 85 is where the troll begins on the previous thread. If you're looking for a place to begin the nuking.

Posted by: buzzion at June 14, 2014 10:43 PM (zt+N6)

159

Cast, Forged, Billet cranks. How about "Bill"?

Posted by: Arbalest at June 14, 2014 10:43 PM (FlRtG)

160 I spotted that kitty.

I'm surprised that Russia wasn't bright orange, epic drinkers that they are. The liver cancer thing in China is interesting.

Posted by: Tuna at June 14, 2014 10:44 PM (7KPIw)

161 140 ... Captain Sweatpants ....

As long he doesn't start showing up in commercials like Captain Obvious has.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 14, 2014 10:44 PM (o78gS)

162 Congrats on the new bundle of joy!

Enjoy your Father's Day.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, Sr at June 14, 2014 10:44 PM (HxSXm)

163 Hans Crank

Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:44 PM (tTxJN)

164 the best thing about having a daughter?

name after grandma
bang...done

Posted by: navycopjoe says Forza AZZURRI!!!! at June 14, 2014 10:45 PM (oR62k)

165 112 Sean B.

Black Flag ! Kills them dead.

An old insecticide name is now the banner of mass murder.

Revenge of the roaches ?

Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 10:45 PM (z8eyD)

166 Comment 85 is where the troll begins on the previous thread. If you're looking for a place to begin the nuking.
Posted by: buzzion at June 14, 2014 10:43 PM (zt+N6)

****
Yeah. Unfortunately its posts are still there, last I looked.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 10:45 PM (ojnk6)

167 Congrats To The Crank Family!

Do I have to go back to previous threads to read weight & name?
Why is Mrs Crank going to be watched for 24 hours?
I was out in garden & leave iPhone on table on porch.

Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 10:45 PM (gjOCp)

168 The liver cancer thing in China is interesting.

Posted by: Tuna at June 14, 2014 10:44 PM (7KPIw)


Melamine baby formula...

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at June 14, 2014 10:46 PM (0YI7T)

169 Re the death map, I take issue with anything any scientist, politician, doctor, teacher, sociologist, lawyer, journalist, etc, has to say about anything. Seems to me everybody is a liar and has an angle.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at June 14, 2014 10:46 PM (4Chvm)

170 150 40 How can I celebrate the founding of the U.S. Army, when we all know it was an act of base treason against the mother country that founded us?


Spain?
Posted by: Christopher Colombus at June 14, 2014 10:41 PM (0YI7T)



Bitch please.

Posted by: Leif Erikson at June 14, 2014 10:46 PM (HxSXm)

171 Crank: congratulations, and tell the missus that we all knew she had it in her!

Posted by: Trimegistus at June 14, 2014 10:46 PM (kY+/P)

172 I suspect that TFG's golf & vacation days are actually about getting drugged up.

Posted by: Votermom at June 14, 2014 10:46 PM (GSIDW)

173 Yank R Crank



***sorry***

Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:46 PM (tTxJN)

174 164 the best thing about having a daughter?

name after grandma
bang...done
-------
You got that one right.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 10:46 PM (HVff2)

175 the best thing about having a daughter?

name after grandma
bang...done
Posted by: navycopjoe says Forza AZZURRI!!!! at June 14, 2014 10:45 PM (oR62k)

******

Grandma's name was nck?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 10:47 PM (ojnk6)

176 "Just like an IRS email..."

Like D.B. Cooper, baby. Gone.

Posted by: IRS Email at June 14, 2014 10:47 PM (6T+0j)

177 160-I'm going to guess that it is due to hepatitis, which is rampant there. In many of the villages, latrines are built over ponds in which they farm oysters. Which they eat.

Or it could be the melamine they put in as a food additive.

Posted by: Moki at June 14, 2014 10:47 PM (EvHC8)

178 Rusty Crank

Posted by: Votermom at June 14, 2014 10:48 PM (GSIDW)

179 Cirrhosis of the liver in Mexico? Would have thought it would be TB. They do like them some booze, though.

Posted by: joncelli at June 14, 2014 10:48 PM (/AYWV)

180 Huge smokers in Asia. Does that give liver cancer?

Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:48 PM (tTxJN)

181 131 Chi...... "Crankston" has a certain ring to it, wouldn't you say?
----------------
Crankston Baine.

Sounds like a Superhero name - I think you're on to something, Jim.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 14, 2014 10:49 PM (ZhxNU)

182 Bitch please.
Posted by: Leif Erikson

Eatta bagga dicks youa ice wop

Posted by: Amerigo Vespucci at June 14, 2014 10:50 PM (oR62k)

183 "over ponds in which they farm oysters. Which they eat. "

Ich.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 10:50 PM (6T+0j)

184 164
Depends on what grandma's name is.

Posted by: Tuna at June 14, 2014 10:51 PM (7KPIw)

185 Noah Crank?

Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (tTxJN)

186 You mean his name is not really Conservative Crank?
Posted by: Truck Monkey


No Mr. Monkey, it's not.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding the comfy chair at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (+1T7c)

187 You mean his name is not really Conservative Crank?
Posted by: Truck Monkey


No Mr. Monkey, it's not.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding the comfy chair at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (+1T7c)

188 Traditionally, babies are named after explorers who aren't famous yet.

Posted by: Cankles at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (MMC8r)

189 Hey everybody. Posted my "rant of the weekend at FB and thought I'd also share it here, below. Got three likes thus far.

Rant of the weekend: getting a little sick of all the articles at sites like OCWeekly and others that basically imply you can't be a serious appreciator of food and cuisine unless (1) you're also a big-time drinker of alcohol and (2) you're a complete snob about what you drink. There are a lot of us out here in the real world who love great food but don't care for adult beverages... *at all.*

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (Vh4i6)

190 A male child born on Flag Day ?

Gotta name him Stafford.

Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (z8eyD)

191 most of us here know it so...

Alicia Maria

junior is her nickname of course

Posted by: Amerigo Vespucci at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (oR62k)

192 " Bitch please.
Posted by: Leif Erikson

Eatta bagga dicks youa ice wop"




Kicked both your asses.

Posted by: All Native Americans, everywhere at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (6T+0j)

193 Those still using Google are collaborators. Sorry, but there it is. I know that it is convenient..., collaboration always is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (aDwsi)

194 172 I suspect that TFG's golf & vacation days are actually about getting drugged up.
Posted by: Votermom at June 14, 2014 10:46 PM (GSIDW)



It ain't about the drugs, it's about me. Like cigarettes, he can't quit me.

Posted by: Reggie Love at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (HxSXm)

195 off dead wop explorer sock

Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 14, 2014 10:53 PM (oR62k)

196 Huge smokers in Asia. Does that give liver cancer?
Posted by: Thunderb
------------------------

Maybe. Dad smoked from probably 1940 to 1976 when he quit. Died of liver cancer in 95. Age 66.

Gone but not forgotten. My sister mailed me his Boker pocket knife, and I got it today.

Happy Fathers Day. RIP Dad.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:53 PM (4Mv1T)

197 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (Vh4i6)

This isn't going to end well for you. Too bad

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 10:53 PM (HVff2)

198 Armand Crank

Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:54 PM (tTxJN)

199 183- yeah ick. Especially if you are a gwailo there on a research junket, and they serve you said oysters at a formal dinner. I spent most of the dinner in the bathroom, making sure nothing remained in my stomach.

Posted by: Moki at June 14, 2014 10:54 PM (EvHC8)

200 Congrats to the Crank family! Last I read this afternoon there was a possibility of a c-section, did baby crank arrive before that?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at June 14, 2014 10:54 PM (+0txR)

201 " Bitch please.
Posted by: Leif Erikson

Eatta bagga dicks youa ice wop"




Kicked both your asses.

Posted by: All Native Americans, everywhere at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (6T+0j)


Blow our three-headed dicks, earthknobs.

Posted by: Ancient Astronauts at June 14, 2014 10:55 PM (MMC8r)

202
Kicked both your asses.
Posted by: All Native Americans, everywhere at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (6T+0j)




Sit your ass down.

Posted by: Firewater at June 14, 2014 10:55 PM (HxSXm)

203 >>> Kicked both your asses.

Wake up. You're dreaming.

Posted by: Cortes at June 14, 2014 10:55 PM (Ua6T/)

204 TR sorry about your dad

Posted by: Thunderb at June 14, 2014 10:55 PM (tTxJN)

205 Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:53 PM (4Mv1T)

That's neat you got the pocket knife

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 10:56 PM (HVff2)

206 Russians have a really bad diet. That and the booze probably get their hearts before the booze gets their livers.

Posted by: joncelli at June 14, 2014 10:57 PM (/AYWV)

207 201 Blow our three-headed dicks, earthknobs.
Posted by: Ancient Astronauts

not even close capt kirk sex doll

Posted by: prehistoric amoebas in the muck at June 14, 2014 10:57 PM (oR62k)

208 Ha !

Brendan the Navigator's grandson was called the red-headed Redskin.

Didn't play football, tho.

Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 10:57 PM (z8eyD)

209 TR sorry about your dad
Posted by: Thunderb
---------------------

Thanks, ThunderB. His pocket knife is like HIM, or something. I got really choked up about it .

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:57 PM (4Mv1T)

210 Still have my Dad. Don't see him much because he lives a 1000 miles away. Almost lost him a few weeks ago from an acute gall bladder infection. Glad my brother lives in town and he is a Dr.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 10:58 PM (jucos)

211 189 Hey everybody. Posted my "rant of the weekend at FB and thought I'd also share it here, below. Got three likes thus far.

Rant of the weekend: getting a little sick of all the articles at sites like OCWeekly and others that basically imply you can't be a serious appreciator of food and cuisine unless (1) you're also a big-time drinker of alcohol and (2) you're a complete snob about what you drink. There are a lot of us out here in the real world who love great food but don't care for adult beverages... *at all.*
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (Vh4i6)



Don't disagree. I love beer, all types, but the last thing I am is a beer snob because I like the cheap shit almost as much as the $$$$ stuff.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 14, 2014 10:58 PM (HxSXm)

212 Thanks MH.

How's the new knee? Hurts like hell I imagine.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:59 PM (4Mv1T)

213 "Especially if you are a gwailo there"


So, what you're saying is is that if I ever find myself in China don't eat the oysters, right?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 10:59 PM (6T+0j)

214 "Kicked both your asses."

Johnny-come-latelys. We were definitely here first.

And your spearheads suck. No elegance.

Posted by: Clovis Man & Tierra Del Fuegans at June 14, 2014 10:59 PM (2mOaf)

215 Congrats to Crank and the missus and the little Cranklet!

Posted by: Darles Chickens at June 14, 2014 11:00 PM (ZpoIZ)

216 Posted by: All Native Americans, everywhere at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (6T+0j)
Sit your ass down.
Posted by: Firewater

Thread winner.

Posted by: fluffy at June 14, 2014 11:00 PM (Ua6T/)

217 Misanthropic: you're one of those who's passionate about what the sommelier brings you at Denny's?
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:00 PM (Vh4i6)

218 Y'know, I'm suspecting that this whole induction and C-section thing is Crank going "Dammit! I'm going to have one year where I get to celebrate Father's Day before Mother's Day!!!!"

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 11:01 PM (T1005)

219 213- the oysters, the duck, the pig womb, the anteater...yeah, it's an adventure.

Posted by: Moki at June 14, 2014 11:01 PM (EvHC8)

220 212 Thanks MH.

How's the new knee? Hurts like hell I imagine.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 10:59 PM (4Mv1T)

Hanging in there bud. Better today than yesterday.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:01 PM (HVff2)

221 Liver Cancer in China? Even the gypsum drywall is toxic.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 14, 2014 11:01 PM (l3vZN)

222 Ashley: correctamundo.

If there's any drink I'm a bit weird about, it's craft soft drinks. I enjoy going to BevMo and picking up some of the ones I especially enjoy like Bundeberg's Ginger Beer or CocoFizz. But if you're the type who swears by his/her 2-liter of Coke, it's all good.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:01 PM (Vh4i6)

223 The largest cause of death in America is abortion. By far.

Posted by: Lauren at June 14, 2014 11:01 PM (0vdF4)

224 What the what? How did we get to 220 comments already?

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2014 11:02 PM (sdi6R)

225 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:00 PM (Vh4i6)

**chuckles**

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:02 PM (HVff2)

226 oh gee
the cubs are about to trade away their best two pitchers

hello 100 loss season

FML

Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 14, 2014 11:02 PM (oR62k)

227 193 Those still using Google are collaborators. Sorry, but there it is. I know that it is convenient..., collaboration always is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 14, 2014 10:52 PM (aDwsi)

Bing is just as convenient, just set it in your browser preferences.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2014 11:02 PM (O+OSR)

228 224
What the what? How did we get to 220 comments already?

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2014 11:02 PM (sdi6R)

There would be more if I didn't have to zap a few.

Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 11:02 PM (LsJl8)

229 Gotta say, I am getting a bit paranoid about Google.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2014 11:03 PM (O+OSR)

230 141 "I been looking for you."

Moi........?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 10:39 PM (6T+0j)

Fucking connection.

Aha! there you are. Heard you and Clutch were breaking my balls (in absentia) in an earlier thread. Ms. G especially liked the 'banged the waitress in his apron' line. lol. Just thanks OK?

Posted by: Guido 'snarly, on Ms. G's juice diet' at June 14, 2014 11:03 PM (BaT2K)

231 No, sit your ass down!

Posted by: syphilis at June 14, 2014 11:03 PM (GsmA5)

232 The largest cause of death in America is abortion. By far.
Posted by: Lauren
-------------------------------------

Winner.

And so sad for Father's Day.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 11:03 PM (4Mv1T)

233 Bitch please.

Posted by: Clovis Man at June 14, 2014 11:03 PM (/rVxx)

234 oh gee
the cubs are about to trade away their best two pitchers

hello 100 loss season

FML
Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 14, 2014 11:02 PM (oR62k)

*****

It's in their nature. Kinda like scorpions.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:04 PM (ojnk6)

235 Hansen's used to have some sort of ginger beer thing - tasted like dirt. Not bad, it tasted the way that fresh-turned spring earth smells. It is hard to explain but it was very good tasting. But weird.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 14, 2014 11:04 PM (2mOaf)

236 Congrats CC. Enjoy that little bundle of joyeous poop making....or something. I'm single with no kids. Sometimes I screw up my congrats for new parents. Sorry. But seriously, congrats and prayers will be sent. An important mission you now have.

Posted by: puddleglum at June 14, 2014 11:04 PM (EKDGA)

237 223-Lauren, that is absolutely brilliant, and true, but would never ever be mentioned in any statistics ever.

Posted by: Moki at June 14, 2014 11:04 PM (EvHC8)

238 224 What the what? How did we get to 220 comments already?

Suggesting names for the little Crank.

Vaclav Crank. Middle name could be either Klaus or Havel.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 14, 2014 11:04 PM (o78gS)

239 It's in their nature. Kinda like scorpions.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:04 PM (ojnk6)


Ditto.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwtQSNEOivk

Posted by: The Frog who carried the Scorpion at June 14, 2014 11:05 PM (K1sEu)

240 Congratulations, CC!

Posted by: Alana at June 14, 2014 11:05 PM (kgoqZ)

241 Misanthropic: thanks.

Actually I admit I've been guilty of being something of a restaurant snob in the past. I remember years ago friends were dying of hunger and insisted on going to Denny's for a really late dinner. Well, they were my ride so I didn't have much choice in the matter. Except that the chili I ordered there... well, it's been quite a while and I still remember it wasn't bad at all.

I also have a bro-in-law who does restaurant inspections as part of his job. He says that Denny's has the cleanest kitchens by far of any major chain he inspects, because the parent company has incredibly high internal sanitary standards and will close a store themselves if they don't think it's good enough.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:05 PM (Vh4i6)

242 tests water....

Posted by: FDR H8r at June 14, 2014 11:05 PM (+zigI)

243 Gotta say, I am getting a bit paranoid about Google.
Posted by: nerdygirl
----------------------------------

I just got the new Privacy Notice, pardon, LACK of Privacy Notice from BING. Not encouraging.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 11:05 PM (4Mv1T)

244 I can't help thinking that CK wasn't just having fun with us.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2014 11:05 PM (sdi6R)

245 It's in their nature. Kinda like scorpions.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:04 PM (ojnk6)


We already apologized for the virgin Killer album cover!

Posted by: The Scorpions at June 14, 2014 11:06 PM (K1sEu)

246 Congratulations and welcome to Crankette!

Posted by: Jen at June 14, 2014 11:06 PM (njFn8)

247
The primary cause of death world-wide is life.

Argue about THAT.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 14, 2014 11:06 PM (jeCnD)

248 Elizabeth Warren's People came and stole our land and built shitty casinos on it.

Posted by: Clovis Man at June 14, 2014 11:07 PM (/rVxx)

249 Back in the 1980s, I had a Biology professor who liked to say he had a friend who liked to say, "Life is a terminal condition."

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:07 PM (Vh4i6)

250 Crank bait, good lure good son.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:07 PM (HVff2)

251 Somebody from Stormfront occasionally ventures over just for the hell of it every now and then. It's like a gang initiation or something.

Posted by: joncelli at June 14, 2014 11:07 PM (/AYWV)

252 I can't help thinking that CK wasn't just having fun with us.
Posted by: rickl
--------------------------

Clearly he/she/it was.

Nevertheless.

Fuck, 'em.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 11:07 PM (4Mv1T)

253 I can't help thinking that CK wasn't just having fun with us.
Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2014 11:05 PM (sdi6R)

*****

Well, sure. But he was fun to play with as well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:07 PM (ojnk6)

254 Does baby Crank have a nic yet?

Posted by: Guido 'snarly, on Ms. G's juice diet' at June 14, 2014 11:07 PM (BaT2K)

255 Sorry, it's beer.
It's not lemonade.
It's not raspberry sasparilla.
It's not root beer.
It's not any of those, or any others.

It's BEER. It's liquid bread.

That's how they discovered it.

Someone added too much water.

They were probably drunk.

Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 11:07 PM (z8eyD)

256 "Bing is just as convenient, just set it in your browser preferences."

And at least at this point, Bing don't sell placement in the top search results.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 14, 2014 11:08 PM (noWW6)

257 The distraction will be airstrikes against ISIS.

Which side does Obama always favor, is it Shiite or Sunni?

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2014 11:08 PM (FcR7P)

258 My 85 y.o. father, who is otherwise fairly sharp, has PSP (progressive supranuclear palsy). Not as bad as some guys (it's more guys than women) have it, and he got it in his early 80s as opposed to 60s, but it's still cruel. He can still use a walker for short trips (like bed to bathroom and dinner table). On his birthday in Feb., I flew out to visit. My mom let me in and Dad happened to be in the bathroom. Now, two side effects of PSP are difficulty in focusing and light sensitivity (so he wears sunglasses in the house during the day). Anyway, he has a big, black leather, easy chair about 4-5' from the bed he likes to sit in and watch TV. So I sit in the chair, he comes out of the pisser, hobbling with his walker, and doesn't see me. He goes straight to his bed to lie down. Says to my mom he wishes I could have made it out for his birthday, at which point I stand up, say Hi Dad, and walk over to the bed. He was so overjoyed he almost fell out of the bed. It was a pretty special moment.

Posted by: SFGoth at June 14, 2014 11:08 PM (XVVP7)

259 "Ms. G especially liked the 'banged the waitress in his apron' line. lol. Just thanks OK?"

Gotta give that credit to Clutch. But I'll tell him when I see him.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:08 PM (6T+0j)

260 244
I can't help thinking that CK wasn't just having fun with us.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2014 11:05 PM (sdi6R)


Once is happenstance; twice is coincidence; three times is enemy action.

Ever notice that Mary Cloggenstein or Dorcus Blimline seldom post three times in a thread?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 11:08 PM (T1005)

261 223 The largest cause of death in America is abortion. By far.
Posted by: Lauren at June 14, 2014 11:01 PM (0vdF4)

Wait, didn't the pro abortion liberals say they would make it safe, legal, and rare?

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2014 11:08 PM (O+OSR)

262 Ixquick is a great search engine. It doesn't remember your last searches & respects privacy. A member of Yahoo Group recommend it. I like it.
You can try it when Bing doesn't give you results.

Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 11:09 PM (gjOCp)

263 Sooner or later everyone dies of something. Was there a TB vaccine or was that eliminated by not doing everything in the same water hole?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 14, 2014 11:09 PM (/rVxx)

264 Krusteaz sells a Beer Bread mix at Walmart.

Wonder if it's worth trying.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:09 PM (Vh4i6)

265 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:05 PM (Vh4i6)

Our guilty pleasure is going out to eat. Traveling this spring stopped at a Denny's in joplin, mo it desired some sprucing up in the kitchen & dining area

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:09 PM (HVff2)

266 252 Fuck, 'em.
Posted by: Tobacco Road

0.0

whoa, TR swore?
I don't think I've ever seen you swear

Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 14, 2014 11:09 PM (oR62k)

267 I get to see my Dad maybe once or twice a year because he's in FL and I'm in PA. Thank God my sister is there to take care of him. Had spinal surgery in the '80s and the hack who did it botched the job. Now he has a walker and his head is hunched and tilted. I remember when he used to hunt and fish all the time.

Posted by: joncelli at June 14, 2014 11:09 PM (/AYWV)

268 Yep, nerdy girl. Like all liberals, they lied.

Posted by: Lauren at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (0vdF4)

269 Does baby Crank have a nic yet?
Posted by: Guido 'snarly, on Ms. G's juice diet' at June 14, 2014 11:07 PM (BaT2K)

******

CCK seems to work here.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (ojnk6)

270 246
Congratulations and welcome to Crankette!



Posted by: Jen at June 14, 2014 11:06 PM (njFn


I believe that Son of Crank is officially a Crankling, but not a Crankette.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (T1005)

271 251: So, a virtual beatdown by the Hordeand he's an official stormfrontist?? Thats odd, but cults usually are.

Posted by: puddleglum at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (EKDGA)

272 Uh oh..... Just saw on the news that there is a liberal leaning church group that intends to boycott the Redskins. These name change people aren't even worth mocking anymore. Delightfully unserious as the world burn they want to boycott a fucking name.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (jucos)

273 Haven't we seen that leopard before?

Or do they all just look like that?

Posted by: mindful webworker - wearing a big floppy wizard's hat at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (U13jb)

274 the cubs are about to trade away their best two pitchers

hello 100 loss season

FML



Could be worse. You could be a Mets fan.

Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2014 11:11 PM (5peJv)

275 Misanthropic, eating out is one of my guilty pleasures too.

Hoping to go to Outback Steakhouse this week. Jimmy Fallon did one of his jokey live commercials last night saying that if you mention the Tonight Show at the table, you can get a free appetizer.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:11 PM (Vh4i6)

276 Posted by: Clovis Man at June 14, 2014 11:03 PM (/rVxx)[

What's your point?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2014 11:11 PM (PvHZP)

277

Wait, didn't the pro abortion liberals say they would make it safe, legal, and rare?


It's a volume business.

Posted by: --- at June 14, 2014 11:11 PM (MMC8r)

278 272 Just saw on the news that there is a liberal leaning church group that intends to boycott the Redskins

I heard 'wins' are going to boycott them too

Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 14, 2014 11:11 PM (oR62k)

279 Is it heart disease of you die because your heart simply wore out 'cause you were just too old?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at June 14, 2014 11:12 PM (4Chvm)

280 I saw Prehistoric Amoebas in the Muck open for Human League back in '83.

Posted by: Moron in a Hawaiian Shirt at June 14, 2014 11:12 PM (Ks4nX)

281 And yeah Misanthropic, some of those Denny's in more rural areas probably haven't seen an upgrade since the switched over from Sambo's in 1973.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:12 PM (Vh4i6)

282 "Elizabeth Warren's People came and stole our land and built shitty casinos on it."

You're just pissed you didn't come up with the idea first, rock humper.

Posted by: All Native Americans, everywhere at June 14, 2014 11:12 PM (6T+0j)

283 259 "Ms. G especially liked the 'banged the waitress in his apron' line. lol. Just thanks OK?"

Gotta give that credit to Clutch. But I'll tell him when I see him.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:08 PM (6T+0j)

lol. Yeah I'm sure. You ever get that double post joke off the ground?

Posted by: Guido 'snarly, on Ms. G's juice diet' at June 14, 2014 11:12 PM (BaT2K)

284 Anybody remember Sambo's Restaurants? OMG.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:12 PM (Vh4i6)

285 I have Dexter series finale on, this is second time I watched it. It's the worse series finale I have ever seen!

I'm glad I never watched Dexter until late 2912 or early 2013. It was a one of the best shows & I watched all on demand so I didn't have to wait a week or year for next episode.

Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 11:13 PM (gjOCp)

286 Wait, didn't the pro abortion liberals say they would make it safe, legal, and rare?

It's a volume business.

Posted by: --- at June 14, 2014 11:11 PM (MMC8r)


Rare? I prefer mine medium rare...

Posted by: Jonathan Swift at June 14, 2014 11:13 PM (K1sEu)

287 Seven. Seven Crank. Seven hasn't been taken in the pool yet, has it?

Posted by: george costanza at June 14, 2014 11:13 PM (GsmA5)

288 Read last night there's going to be a *prequel* series to Breaking Bad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:13 PM (Vh4i6)

289 I just got the new Privacy Notice, pardon, LACK of Privacy Notice from BING. Not encouraging.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 11:05 PM (4Mv1T)

True, but I'm starting to think that Google really is trying to take over the world.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2014 11:13 PM (O+OSR)

290 263- Europe has a TB vaccine that is required for people in the EU. Down side is that you will always have a false positive on a TB test. We had to get waivers for our kids to go to school in Poland.

Posted by: Moki at June 14, 2014 11:13 PM (EvHC8)

291 I heard 'wins' are going to boycott them too
Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 14, 2014 11:11 PM (oR62k)

Bah. That boycott has been on for 25 years and is remarkably effective.

Posted by: joncelli at June 14, 2014 11:14 PM (/AYWV)

292 Anybody remember Sambo's Restaurants? OMG.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:12 PM (Vh4i6)


Well...

Posted by: A Tiger Turned to Butter at June 14, 2014 11:14 PM (K1sEu)

293 279: My grandfather died of "heart disease". He was 97.Our internal plumbingwears out.

Posted by: puddleglum at June 14, 2014 11:14 PM (EKDGA)

294 251: So, a virtual beatdown by the Hordeand he's an official stormfrontist?? Thats odd, but cults usually are.
Posted by: puddleglum at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (EKDGA)

******

Go on back to the last thread, read its posts, and report back please.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:14 PM (ojnk6)

295 289 Do you have to log in to see that? I don't log in much.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 14, 2014 11:14 PM (/rVxx)

296 Haven't we seen that leopard before?

Or do they all just look like that?

Posted by: mindful webworker - wearing a big floppy wizard's hat at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (U13jb)

Well, I spotted it right away.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 14, 2014 11:14 PM (yDmQD)

297 Hm, I wonder how many Americans die in car accidents? I have known an awful lot of people who were killed in car accidents?

Posted by: katya the designated driver at June 14, 2014 11:15 PM (4Chvm)

298 221 Liver Cancer in China? Even the gypsum drywall is toxic.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat
----------------
Neighbor laughed at me the other day. she was offering a treat to my min-pin - I asked " was that thing made in China? Do you know?"

"Why does that matter?

"Umm - formaldehyde, to begin with. Any number and of chemicals...
Chinese shit is killing pets left and right - GOOGLE IT! "

Posted by: shredded chi at June 14, 2014 11:15 PM (ZhxNU)

299 I WANT WISH pRESIDENT Obama A "happy fARTHERS".

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at June 14, 2014 11:15 PM (hP/Mt)

300 Wait, didn't the pro abortion liberals say they would make it safe, legal, and rare?

They meant having to defend themselves. It's safe, legal, and rare.

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2014 11:15 PM (FcR7P)

301 So, a virtual beatdown by the Hordeand he's an official stormfrontist?? Thats odd, but cults usually are.
Posted by: puddleglum at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (EKDGA)

******

Go on back to the last thread, read its posts, and report back please.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:14 PM (ojnk6)


They use the same exact statements, word for word.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 14, 2014 11:16 PM (K1sEu)

302 Congratulations to the Cranks!!!

Yay!

So...

When's the next one planned?

(Too soon? I've been waiting to use it....)

Posted by: mindful webworker - wearing Groucho glasses at June 14, 2014 11:16 PM (U13jb)

303 The most prevalent way to die, the world over, is when people stop breathing.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 11:16 PM (jucos)

304 294: I posted a few mocking jibes at our little nazi troll earlier. I didnt' see the whole thread though. Grocery shopping had priorty over mocking a silly troll.

Posted by: puddleglum at June 14, 2014 11:17 PM (EKDGA)

305 The most prevalent way to die, the world over, is when people stop breathing.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 11:16 PM (jucos)


Word.

Posted by: Eco-Radicals at June 14, 2014 11:17 PM (K1sEu)

306 "You ever get that double post joke off the ground? "


Fuck no. Gave up. How the fuck you pull it off?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:17 PM (6T+0j)

307 257 The distraction will be airstrikes against ISIS.

Which side does Obama always favor, is it Shiite or Sunni?
Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2014 11:08 PM (FcR7P)

Hm. What were his father and step father? Shiite or Sunni? His dog eating step father was from Indonesia, right?

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2014 11:17 PM (O+OSR)

308 They call it heart disease when an old person dies and there is no apparent cause of death. Heart stopped beating.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 14, 2014 11:18 PM (/rVxx)

309

"IRS commissioner testified in March that Lerner's emails had been archived"

*****

My favorite part of the video is when he said it would take years to get the emails to congress because they had to read them and redact whatever they wanted from them???? You are giving them to fucking congress, not the press. You don't get to redact shit from them. Put these lying mother fuckers in jail right fucking now.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 14, 2014 11:18 PM (z+4T3)

310 305 The most prevalent way to die, the world over, is when people stop breathing.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June

That just seems too simple.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:18 PM (HVff2)

311 True, but I'm starting to think that Google really is trying to take over the world.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2014 11:13 PM (O+OSR)

******

By also owning a network of satellites? Naahhhh, just crazy talk./s

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:18 PM (ojnk6)

312 Or do they all just look like that?

Posted by: mindful
----------------

They all look alike to me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 14, 2014 11:19 PM (aDwsi)

313 284
Anybody remember Sambo's Restaurants? OMG.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:12 PM (Vh4i6)


Not only do I remember them, I went to school down the road from their corporate headquarters, and there's still one left! -- http://sambosrestaurant.com/

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 11:19 PM (T1005)

314 288 Better Call Saul!

Posted by: votermom at June 14, 2014 11:19 PM (GSIDW)

315 Gotta get some sleep folks. Happy Flag Day and sleep well.

Posted by: joncelli at June 14, 2014 11:19 PM (/AYWV)

316 eating out is one of my guilty pleasures too.


Careful. It can kill you.

Posted by: Michael Douglas at June 14, 2014 11:19 PM (5peJv)

317 I've been put on notice that my earlier use of the "F" bomb here is both unexpected and, well, unexpected.

I am happy that y'all expected more of me and sorry I disappointed.

100 proof ethanol and trolls at the HQ bring out the worst in me.

At least CDRM dispatched the troll.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 11:19 PM (4Mv1T)

318 "That just seems too simple."

Ehhhh. Sounds about right to me.

Posted by: Occam at June 14, 2014 11:20 PM (6T+0j)

319 Usually Slate Magazine is only good for being almost as useless as Salon, but this piece on the infamous haunted Clown Motel of Tonopah, Nevada (which, on top of everything else, is located *next to a graveyard*) will HAUNT YOUR DREAMS FOREVER.

http://tinyurl.com/kkpnohh

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:20 PM (Vh4i6)

320 Posted by: SFGoth at June 14, 2014 11:08 PM (XVVP7),

Perfect.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 14, 2014 11:21 PM (O+OSR)

321 Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 11:19 PM (4Mv1T
No disappointment in you. Just an observation

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:21 PM (HVff2)

322 I need a new TV show to watch. Something Escapist.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 14, 2014 11:21 PM (/rVxx)

323 Ricardo,
Pixy used to say "you have already said that" & it's stopped. That's why we see double posts. If it's too slow, I hit post again.

Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 11:21 PM (gjOCp)

324 "Careful. It can kill you."

Especially in China if anyone has been reading this thread.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:21 PM (6T+0j)

325 Or do they all just look like that?

Posted by: mindful
----------------

They all look alike to me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 14, 2014 11:19 PM (aDwsi)
************'
Fucking Italics.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 14, 2014 11:21 PM (jucos)

326 ***delurk***


Congratulations to the Crank family! I am humbled that you chose to name the new baby "Seamus"


**relurk**

Posted by: S. Muldoon at June 14, 2014 11:22 PM (NeFrd)

327 bammy is a Sunni, got his $$$$ from Saudis.

It may be why he is indifferent to ISIS, they may go after Shia Iran, and steal their nuke.

Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 11:22 PM (z8eyD)

328 Not only do I remember them, I went to school down the road from their corporate headquarters, and there's still one left! -- http://sambosrestaurant.com/

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 11:19 PM (T1005)


Good to know!

*prepares lawsuite to shut down the H8rs*

Posted by: California Attorney General Kamala Harris at June 14, 2014 11:22 PM (K1sEu)

329 39
Not a whole lot of famine or 'global warming' on that death chart.

****

Global Warming causes cancer, rape, AIDS heart disease and rape

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 14, 2014 11:22 PM (z+4T3)

330 They use the same exact statements, word for word.
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 14, 2014 11:16 PM (K1sEu)

*****

Yep. They're not smart enough to create new content individually, and rely on C&P points and never respond to individuals. They're just getting words on the Web.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:22 PM (ojnk6)

331 "Pixy used to say"

Sorry, Carol, I'm not sure what Pixy is. I hear people mention it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:23 PM (6T+0j)

332 Happy Father's Day Crank!


Busy day today. Think I'll go take a nap until my clothes dry, and then I've got to reload some 30-06. Got a range day coming up on Friday.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 14, 2014 11:23 PM (6fyGz)

333 Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 11:21 PM (gjOCp)

Patience young lady. Anyone who can have 82bazillion rose plants can wait for pixy to work :-)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:23 PM (HVff2)

334 Pixy used to say "you have already said that" & it's stopped. That's why we see double posts. If it's too slow, I hit post again.

Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 11:21 PM (gjOCp)


Still waiting for those non-keyboard letters...

Posted by: The Keyboard-restrained Hat at June 14, 2014 11:23 PM (K1sEu)

335 273 Haven't we seen that leopard before?

Or do they all just look like that?
Posted by: mindful webworker - wearing a big floppy wizard's hat at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (U13jb)

Stop saying we all look alike, you racist.

Posted by: Leopard at June 14, 2014 11:24 PM (O+OSR)

336 Re: Ways to attack the groin


Wax Off

Posted by: Mr. Miyagi at June 14, 2014 11:25 PM (5peJv)

337 241 Misanthropic: thanks.

Actually I admit I've been guilty of being something of a restaurant snob in the past. I remember years ago friends were dying of hunger and insisted on going to Denny's for a really late dinner. Well, they were my ride so I didn't have much choice in the matter. Except that the chili I ordered there... well, it's been quite a while and I still remember it wasn't bad at all.

I also have a bro-in-law who does restaurant inspections as part of his job. He says that Denny's has the cleanest kitchens by far of any major chain he inspects, because the parent company has incredibly high internal sanitary standards and will close a store themselves if they don't think it's good enough.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:05 PM (Vh4i6)



The major chains food inspection standards are usually much higher than the FDA's, and they can cancel the contract on the spot. One bad batch can ruin the entire chain's reputation, and those chains have invested huge $$$$$'s into their names. See Chi Chi's.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 14, 2014 11:25 PM (HxSXm)

338 congrats to the Crank family.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2014 11:25 PM (3kZUM)

339 My husbands favorite line:

Me, "How'd they die?"

He, "Heart stopped."

Posted by: katya the designated driver at June 14, 2014 11:26 PM (4Chvm)

340 Wait, didn't the pro abortion liberals say they would make it safe, legal, and rare?

It's a volume business.
Posted by: --- at June 14, 2014 11:11 PM (MMC8r)

Can't get rid of the undesirables if it's rare.

Posted by: Margaret Sanger at June 14, 2014 11:26 PM (O+OSR)

341 He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

Posted by: Moron in a Leopard Snuggie at June 14, 2014 11:27 PM (Ks4nX)

342 MH,
I have asked several times & don't know what surgery you had! Did your knee replacement fail & did you have that replaced? If so, you should still be in hospital.
I asked early this am & you moved on to nood. I wait until I get answers.

How are you feeling?

Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 11:27 PM (gjOCp)

343 I must be sitting under a cell tower, because my phone is rocket fast!

It sucks that I have nothing to say.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 14, 2014 11:27 PM (PvHZP)

344 Read last night there's going to be a *prequel* series to Breaking Bad.
It's called Malcolm in the Middle. But seriously, it's probably the Saul Goodman show.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2014 11:27 PM (GsmA5)

345 306 "You ever get that double post joke off the ground? "

Fuck no. Gave up. How the fuck you pull it off?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:17 PM (6T+0j)


Sorry Ricardo, would tell you if I could, because anything for a joke, but truly, damn thing just happens. Its some kind of tear in the blog continuum.

Posted by: Guido 'snarly, on Ms. G's juice diet' at June 14, 2014 11:28 PM (BaT2K)

346 Having tuned up the McCulloch this week, I decided to replace the many-times-sharpened chain and 35 year old bar. Fitted things up, oiled bar and chain, ran it it lightly for a few minutes, readjusted chain. Started cutting up a dead tree.

It ain't sex, but a fresh chain and bar are a pleasurable thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer. Enjoying things an effeminate President never will. at June 14, 2014 11:28 PM (aDwsi)

347 I linked this article earlier today, but it bears repeating:

Congress Threatens To Anchor Private Spaceflight With Extra Costs

https://tinyurl.com/nyffevf

This is a very important article and it needs to be read carefully.

Senator Richard Shelby of Alabama inserted language in a recent NASA funding bill that sounds innocuous but is extremely dangerous for the private space industry.

Apparently Shelby is perfectly OK with paying the Russians to launch our astronauts, because if he has his way, that will be our only option.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2014 11:28 PM (sdi6R)

348 So there is a new kid in town huh? Congrats to the Cranks !! Curious if anyone here has a pellet grill? Just bought the hubby a Green mountain pellet grill for fathers day and we are going to do ribs on it tomorrow .... Looking for tips if anyone is familiar with this .

Posted by: Molly K. at June 14, 2014 11:29 PM (n9mjN)

349 good evening everyone
hope all are having a great Saturday evening
did Mrs. Crank finally give birth?

Posted by: chemjeff at June 14, 2014 11:29 PM (9GG/0)

350 Carol- MH may still be in, or checked out, but he had to have his knee replacement, replaced.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 11:30 PM (4Mv1T)

351 Me, "How'd they die?"
He, "Heart stopped."



What caused the plane to crash?
Gravity.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 14, 2014 11:30 PM (6cq7y)

352 I gather we had BBQ troll?

When messages get removed, instead of renumbering every subsequent comment, the blog should just have something symbolic of a smoking crater at that message number.

Done in Pixy-passing ASCII of course. Something like

_\|/_
bamf

I've dropped this in the e-suggestion box, and the automatic reply said this would absolutely certainly be implemented, and in only #twoweeks!

Posted by: mindful webworker - in trenchcoat and dark glasses at June 14, 2014 11:30 PM (U13jb)

353 Carol, the poly insert of my replacement was removed & replaced, fluid drained & scar tissue removed. I'm home and am getting by. Lots of dope & lots of ice

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:31 PM (HVff2)

354 "It's called Malcolm in the Middle. But seriously, it's probably the Saul Goodman show. "


"Better call Saul" or some such. Will watch.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:31 PM (6T+0j)

355 wow, that is a well-hidden leopard

Posted by: chemjeff at June 14, 2014 11:32 PM (9GG/0)

356 Ricardo,
Pixy is running blog behind scene.

Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 11:32 PM (gjOCp)

357 Re #347:

Shelby is a Republican. Can't blame this one on Obama.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2014 11:32 PM (sdi6R)

358 I thought the biggest impediment to private space flight was insurance risks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 14, 2014 11:32 PM (6cq7y)

359 "What caused the plane to crash?
Gravity. "


Q-How far did they make it?

A-All the way to the crash site.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:33 PM (6T+0j)

360 MH so sorry

Posted by: chemjeff at June 14, 2014 11:33 PM (9GG/0)

361 Pixy is running blog behind scene.

Apparently with hand-puppets and artfully-placed light bulbs

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2014 11:33 PM (3kZUM)

362 Shelby is a Republican. Can't blame this one on Obama.
Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2014 11:32 PM (sdi6R)

******

In this case, Shelby is a DIABLO. The initial after his name matters not.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:34 PM (ojnk6)

363 Carol, the poly insert of my replacement was removed & replaced, fluid drained & scar tissue removed. I'm home and am getting by. Lots of dope & lots of ice

Posted by: Misanthropic
------------------
Ah! So..., it wasn't a loose screw after all?

Posted by: Mike Hammer. Enjoying things an effeminate President never will. at June 14, 2014 11:34 PM (aDwsi)

364 " Its some kind of tear in the blog continuum. "


Gotcha.


Like anybody can even know that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:34 PM (6T+0j)

365 wow, that is a well-hidden leopard

It's playing with a puppy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 14, 2014 11:34 PM (6cq7y)

366 remember the bow to the Saudi?

bammy wants a Saudi run caliphate.

Energy prices will skyrocket?

No Keystone pipeline?

revolutions against all non MB leaders?

wind and solar?

never mind, I've had a few beers.

Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 11:36 PM (z8eyD)

367 Shelby is a Republican.

He was a Democrat until '95.

Posted by: toby928(C) at June 14, 2014 11:36 PM (QupBk)

368 Crap. No wonder it took me a little while. I was looking for a Cheetah.

Posted by: Mike Hammer. Enjoying things an effeminate President never will. at June 14, 2014 11:36 PM (aDwsi)

369 Shelby was a proud lifelong democrat until it looked like he was about to lose his phoney baloney job, and then he switched. If you set a stopwatch outside Shelby's office and outside a trailer park, and dragged a Benjamin outside each, Shelby would jump on it faster

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2014 11:36 PM (3kZUM)

370 Sweet. Autofire restored.

Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 11:36 PM (LsJl8)

371 "Pixy is running blog behind scene."


Wat dat mean?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:36 PM (6T+0j)

372 So I think I'll lurk here for a while, then snooze so I can go to church in the AM, zero a new optic tomorrow in the PM, and cook some poultry on the kettle after that to prove I am lord of fire.

And drink adult beverages whilst doing so.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 11:38 PM (4Mv1T)

373 334 Pixy used to say "you have already said that" & it's stopped. That's why we see double posts. If it's too slow, I hit post again.

Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 11:21 PM (gjOCp)


So is Pixy watching us all the time *moves eyes left to right*...like the NSA?

Posted by: Guido 'snarly, on Ms. G's juice diet' at June 14, 2014 11:38 PM (BaT2K)

374 Sweet. Autofire restored.
Posted by: TB3K
----------------------------------

And mucho appreciated.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 11:39 PM (4Mv1T)

375 349
good evening everyone
hope all are having a great Saturday evening
did Mrs. Crank finally give birth?


Posted by: chemjeff at June 14, 2014 11:29 PM (9GG/0)


We have a new Crank. Stalled, they c-sectioned. Mom and baby fine according to *New Father For Father's Day* CC. They're watching her like a hawk in the hospital (possibly because it's the hospital where CC and Mrs. Crank met, and they probably know everybody) for 24 hours.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 11:39 PM (T1005)

376 354 "It's called Malcolm in the Middle. But seriously, it's probably the Saul Goodman show. "


"Better call Saul" or some such. Will watch.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:31 PM (6T+0j)



Univision has a series called "Metastisis" starting up, Supposed to be about 60 episodes shown one a night for the next couple of months. It looks like they took "Breaking Bad"'s scripts and just translated them into Spanish.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 14, 2014 11:39 PM (HxSXm)

377 "never mind, I've had a few beers."


No, no, you're taking the long road but I was curious where it was going.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:39 PM (6T+0j)

378 363
------------------
Ah! So..., it wasn't a loose screw after all?
Posted by: Mike Hammer. Enjoying things an effeminate President never will. at June 14, 2014 11:34 PM (aDwsi)

**chuckles*** I envy you and your chainsaw time today.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:39 PM (HVff2)

379 " It looks like they took "Breaking Bad"'s scripts and just translated them into Spanish."

No shit. I actually watch a little Uni ever so often. Good for the bad Spanish.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:40 PM (6T+0j)

Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 11:41 PM (LsJl8)

381 "Good for the bad Spanish."

And the chicks. I forgot the chicks, didn't I.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:42 PM (6T+0j)

382 **chuckles*** I envy you and your chainsaw time today.

Posted by: Misanthropic
--------------

There's nothing like the smell and song of a two-stroke making sawdust. Astounding how much energy there is in a few tablespoons of gasoline.

Posted by: Mike Hammer. Enjoying things an effeminate President never will. at June 14, 2014 11:42 PM (aDwsi)

383 372 So I think I'll lurk here for a while, then snooze so I can go to church in the AM, zero a new optic tomorrow in the PM, and cook some poultry on the kettle after that to prove I am lord of fire.

And drink adult beverages whilst doing so.
Posted by: Tobacco Road at June 14, 2014 11:38 PM (4Mv1T)

Have a good one. Good luck with your poultry challenge. Have a drink for me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:42 PM (HVff2)

384 Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 11:41 PM (LsJl

Let me guess... a two headed giant rubbing one out?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2014 11:42 PM (3kZUM)

385 I thought the biggest impediment to private space flight was insurance risks.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at June 14, 2014 11:32 PM (6cq7y)

No, the biggest impediment to private space flight is the government, and graft seeking idiots like Shelby.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 14, 2014 11:42 PM (o3MSL)

386 I believe that Son of Crank is officially a Crankling, but not a Crankette.
Posted by: cthulhu at June 14, 2014 11:10 PM (T1005)

Thanks for letting me know, I've been offline most of the day and just saw the announcements!
Boys! We need more of em.!

Posted by: Jen at June 14, 2014 11:42 PM (njFn8)

387 What the fuck just happened above me?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:42 PM (6T+0j)

388 No shit. I actually watch a little Uni ever so often. Good for the bad Spanish.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:40 PM (6T+0j)

*******

And the hotness of the ladies on there. Good lord, the hotness. Of course, in 10 years, they'll look like potato, but still today? Eleventy!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:43 PM (ojnk6)

389 Misanthropic Humanitarian,
I'm glad new knee didn't have to be replaced.
I hate ice on, but in past 1 1/2 months I have had three injections in neck for pain. Last one was Monday & it was hot & humid here & I did ice neck for three pays. I felt better Thursday instead of over a week from other two.

Ice does help. Best doctor I had told me to keep on 15 minutes take off & put it back again 45 minutes later. I find it's better than leaving on all the time.

I knew you weren't recovering at normal rate for knee replacement.

I hope you feel better soon.

Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 11:43 PM (gjOCp)

390 ah, deleted that ASCII fail in a hurry :^)

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2014 11:43 PM (3kZUM)

391 I need a new TV show to watch. Something Escapist.
C-SPAN.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2014 11:43 PM (GsmA5)

392 377 ricardo

Isn't it obvious ?

Hmmm..... If we produce no viable energy source and only import from one producer, do they have a bit of control over us?

Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 11:43 PM (z8eyD)

393 Now it's gone. Fucking warlock shit going on.

Anybody see that?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:43 PM (6T+0j)

394 11 Evening morons. A proud papa here, and very proud of Mes. Crank. She will be monitored in high risk for at least 24 hours but is stable.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at June 14, 2014 10:10 PM (BOYu0)

I'm a little late here, but congratulations!

Posted by: Insomniac at June 14, 2014 11:43 PM (mx5oN)

395 Ricardo - Um..., is the sky luminescent?

Posted by: Mike Hammer. Enjoying things an effeminate President never will. at June 14, 2014 11:44 PM (aDwsi)

396 369 Shelby was a proud lifelong democrat until it looked like he was about to lose his phoney baloney job, and then he switched. If you set a stopwatch outside Shelby's office and outside a trailer park, and dragged a Benjamin outside each, Shelby would jump on it faster
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2014 11:36 PM (3kZUM)



Just because the "D" after his name changed to an "R", it doesn't mean that he hasn't lost his love for that sweet government power.

The south is full of these guys that jumped parties in the 90's because of the change from Dem to GOP in the south.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at June 14, 2014 11:44 PM (HxSXm)

397 Good luck with your poultry challenge.

I got a "poultry challenge" as well these days. I can't seem to stop f*cking these damn chickens lately...

Posted by: Teh Prez at June 14, 2014 11:44 PM (Vh4i6)

398 362
Shelby is a Republican. Can't blame this one on Obama.

Posted by: rickl at June 14, 2014 11:32 PM (sdi6R)



******



In this case, Shelby is a DIABLO. The initial after his name matters not.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:34 PM (ojnk6)

eh, I read the article and I don't think it's as clear cut as the Reason guys would have us believe.
I don't doubt that Shelby is into protecting NASA jobs in Huntsville.
But I also don't know enough about government accounting to know which contract method really would be better for NASA contracts.
It could be that Shelby is right but for the wrong reasons.
I don't think it's enough though to condemn him as a "DIABLO".

Posted by: chemjeff at June 14, 2014 11:44 PM (9GG/0)

399 ":^)"

So I wasn't the only one.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:45 PM (6T+0j)

400 I know RINO/DINO but what's a DIABLO?

Posted by: Teh Prez at June 14, 2014 11:45 PM (Vh4i6)

401 Off sock!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 14, 2014 11:45 PM (Vh4i6)

402 well congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Crank on the bouncing baby boy!


I am sure with Mr. Crank's frequent postings here that some of the HQ lifestyle rubbed off onto the little one in utero. Probably why he was so stubborn in wanting to leave. Expect him to be just a liiiiiittle too thirsty come feeding time.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 14, 2014 11:46 PM (9GG/0)

403 Democrat In All But Letter Only

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:47 PM (6T+0j)

404 DIABLO = Democrat In All But Label Only

Posted by: chemjeff at June 14, 2014 11:47 PM (9GG/0)

405 Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 11:43 PM (gjOCp)

You need to cycle ice packs. My doc said twenty minutes on twenty minutes off, but not long term "continuous".

I checked today, and there is some new growth on some of my roses (from Epsom salts?), but at least one that looked beautiful a month ago has succumbed to something, it is all wilted and brown with no blooms remaining.

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 14, 2014 11:47 PM (o3MSL)

406 There's nothing like the smell and song of a two-stroke making sawdust. Astounding how much energy there is in a few tablespoons of gasoline.
Posted by: Mike Hammer. Enjoying things an effeminate President never will. at June 14, 2014 11:42 PM (aDwsi)

I have a smaller Sthil at the cabin. Love using it. A perfect no-mind get away from the ordinary crap of life. We make firewood every fall. We are always ahead so it's fun and not work

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:47 PM (HVff2)

407 Night all, watching Empire Boardwalk. Chick on chick.

Posted by: Guido 'snarly, on Ms. G's juice diet' at June 14, 2014 11:48 PM (BaT2K)

408 Today is flag day.

The Hammer and Sickle waved proudly over Casa de 404 today.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 14, 2014 11:49 PM (Dwehj)

409 "Um..., is the sky luminescent?"


No, no midnight Sun or anything like that. Somebody was getting all hoity-toity with their internet wizard skills.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:49 PM (6T+0j)

410 That powerline article is keerect, there's only two ways to lose the info on a hard drive, one is to literally destroy the hard drive, take it apart and remove the platter and destroy it and the second is to spend hours digitally shredding the info on the disk with a program like dban and in the case of the second one there;s still a chance the info can be recovered. So yeah, 'the hard drive crashed and we lost the emails' nonsense is complete bullshit.

Posted by: booger at June 14, 2014 11:50 PM (8DUOi)

411 eh, I read the article and I don't think it's as clear cut as the Reason guys would have us believe.
I don't doubt that Shelby is into protecting NASA jobs in Huntsville.
But I also don't know enough about government accounting to know which contract method really would be better for NASA contracts.
It could be that Shelby is right but for the wrong reasons.
I don't think it's enough though to condemn him as a "DIABLO".
Posted by: chemjeff at June 14, 2014 11:44 PM (9GG/0)

*****

See above. He was a D before he was against it (read he would lose his job) until 95. Bullshit, I call on this. If you wanna be pro this guy, please provide evidence other than the worn out by RINOs "I'll give hime the benefit of the doubt, because R". Otherwise, fuck this DIABLO POS.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:50 PM (ojnk6)

412 "Empire Boardwalk"

Wait. Isn't that, like. Other way 'round or something.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:51 PM (6T+0j)

413 DIABLO = Democrat In All But Label Only

HEY!!!!!
i'm right here damnit

Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 14, 2014 11:51 PM (oR62k)

414 "HEY!!!!!
i'm right here damnit"


Sorry. We didn't see you. Our bad.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:53 PM (6T+0j)

415 413 whoops
I think i'm a DINO

Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 14, 2014 11:53 PM (oR62k)

416 393
Now it's gone. Fucking warlock shit going on.



Anybody see that?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:43 PM (6T+0j)

I'm just resetting my neural net processor.

Posted by: TB3K at June 14, 2014 11:54 PM (LsJl8)

417 In 3.....2........1


The ONT is slowing down.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:54 PM (6T+0j)

418 388 No shit. I actually watch a little Uni ever so often. Good for the bad Spanish.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:40 PM (6T+0j)

*******

And the hotness of the ladies on there. Good lord, the hotness. Of course, in 10 years, they'll look like potato, but still today? Eleventy!
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:43 PM (ojnk6)

389 Misanthropic Humanitarian,

I knew you weren't recovering at normal rate for knee replacement.

I hope you feel better soon.
Posted by: Carol at June 14, 2014 11:43 PM

Thanks for the well wishes and thoughts from you and the rest of the horde. I feel more comfortable in the diagnosis from the new doc. Time will tell. But I'm feeling up.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:55 PM (HVff2)

419 wolves howling: Aroooooooowww

Listen to the sound of the children of the night.

Full moon and all.

Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 11:56 PM (z8eyD)

420 Barbell? For moi? F*cking oxi

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:56 PM (HVff2)

421 WTF is going on with Pixy?Trying to read latest posts, and getting constant refreshes.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:56 PM (ojnk6)

422 Evenin' everyone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 14, 2014 11:57 PM (0AKks)

423 "I'm just resetting my neural net processor."


Oh, well shit, why didn't you say so. No prob'.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 14, 2014 11:57 PM (6T+0j)

424 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 14, 2014 11:55 PM (HVff2)

With all you have been through, I hope you get and stay serious with rehab in a well-paced manner. Good luck!

Posted by: Hrothgar at June 14, 2014 11:57 PM (o3MSL)

425 Is Father's Day still legal, or is a micro aggression?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 14, 2014 11:57 PM (AkoL+)

426 Ah, time for me to lead the midnight-Eastern slowdown. Must relocate myself, deal with the end of the day, and probably hit the sack rather than lurk on.

I got actual comments on my latest yoo-toob 40-sec video, Obama Blames Fall of Iraq on Video
http://youtu.be/7Mn_clfZkW0
and one comment appears to be a cousin of Dorcas Blumline. "Obama shows great leadership not getting involved in issues that are not vital to our nation...." Heh.

I'd use Ixquick for most searches, but Google has no match on image searches, often is the best on video searches, and worst of all, YouTube is Google. Also they're all up in my phone. Google are evil, but divorcing from them is going to be a task.

For tomorrow.

Good night, Gracies.

Posted by: mindful webworker - in bright prison orange at June 14, 2014 11:58 PM (U13jb)

427 "My favorite part of the video is when he said it would take years to get
the emails to congress because they had to read them and redact
whatever they wanted from them???? You are giving them to fucking
congress, not the press. You don't get to redact shit from them. Put
these lying mother fuckers in jail right fucking now."

Yep. And which is how the Lois Lerner fiasco _should_ have been handled.

Lerner was allowed to make a lengthy opening statement loudly asserting her total innocence, and THEN started taking the Fifth on all specific matters.

Instead, she and her attorneys should have been told ahead of time that she could take the Fifth, or not take the Fifth. That if she opted to take the Fifth, that would be the one public statement the committee would allow her to voice, and that she would be immediately thereafter arrested and taken to jail by the House Sergeant At Arms.

Where she would sit until she decided she had something to say other than an assertion of her Fifth protections.

But, the genius Beltway GOP allowed Car Alarm Man, the imbecilic Darrell Issa, to run the Lerner hearings. And Issa, being stupid and unwilling to listen to legal advice, fucked them up from the get-go.

Time to remove Issa, put someone smarter and more capable in charge, and then start doing to others at the IRS what should have been done with Lerner. Stick them in the stony lonesome until they sing.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 14, 2014 11:58 PM (noWW6)

428 AWESOM-O needs downtime.
[shit, butters]

Posted by: AWESOM-O at June 14, 2014 11:58 PM (GsmA5)

429 hey Cdr, since you're still here......
didn't you get your birds?

that'd make you CaptM

Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 14, 2014 11:59 PM (oR62k)

430 The ONT is slowing down.

Just great. My grave concerns over the War on Wimmens have kept me up at night and now I don't even have wingnuts to talk to. FML.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 14, 2014 11:59 PM (Dwehj)

431 I'm out.

Honor your Flag and your Father.

While you still can.

Posted by: seamrog at June 14, 2014 11:59 PM (z8eyD)

432 425 Is Father's Day still legal, or is a micro aggression?

i'd better be
some of us need our annual sex day

Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 15, 2014 12:00 AM (oR62k)

433 425
Is Father's Day still legal, or is a micro aggression?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 14, 2014 11:57 PM (AkoL+)


For Conservative Crank, it's now mandatory.

Spread the joyous news -- a Crank is born!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 12:00 AM (T1005)

434 With all you have been through, I hope you get and stay serious with rehab in a well-paced manner. Good luck!
Posted by: Hrothgar at June 14, 2014 11:57 PM (o3MSL)

Thanks, I really am serious. I'm not sure if I'll be able to get out onto the high football fields & basketball courts to officiate this year. But I will give it a try.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:00 AM (HVff2)

435 Maybe a little choom will calm me down.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:01 AM (Dwehj)

436 433 Spread the joyous news -- a Crank is born!

yeah, let's see that over at Hotair

Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 15, 2014 12:01 AM (oR62k)

437 Is Father's Day still legal, or is a micro aggression?

It's rape.

Posted by: a 29 year old virgin, BA Womens' Studies (Oberlin) at June 15, 2014 12:01 AM (3kZUM)

438 Good evening, all!

Many congrats on the Cranklet!

Posted by: Mindy at June 15, 2014 12:01 AM (mYQSe)

439 432 425 Is Father's Day still legal, or is a micro aggression?

i'd better be
some of us need our annual sex day
Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 15, 2014 12:00 AM (oR62k)

Bi-annual. You still have a birthday Don'tcha?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:01 AM (HVff2)

440
I like this place, and most of the people.

Just take heart, we'll ultimately prevail,being Americans.

It's what we do.


Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 15, 2014 12:02 AM (jeCnD)

441 "My grave concerns over the War on Wimmens have kept me up at night and now I don't even have wingnuts to talk to. FML."


Your grave concerns are.........how to wage it? What women to pillage first? What is "rape" and and what is "rape-rape?"

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:02 AM (6T+0j)

442 Hillarity says "no lingering effects" from her head injury, but if you look into her eyes you can tell she's lying:
http://youtu.be/rragm9MCjmE

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 12:02 AM (0AKks)

443 Is Father's Day still legal, or is a micro aggression?
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 14, 2014 11:57 PM (AkoL+)

*****

Believe it or not, there is a hashtag #banfathersday. Apparently, it is now cisnormative. Somehow. Really. I weep.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 12:02 AM (ojnk6)

444 439 Bi-annual. You still have a birthday Don'tcha?

depends on how much Boones Strawberry Hill I can get her to drink

Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 15, 2014 12:04 AM (oR62k)

445 Global Warming causes cancer, rape, AIDS heart disease and rape
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 14, 2014 11:22 PM (z+4T3)

Wouldn't its being too hot discourage rape?

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 15, 2014 12:04 AM (O+OSR)

446 441 "My grave concerns over the War on Wimmens have kept me up at night and now I don't even have wingnuts to talk to. FML."


Your grave concerns are.........how to wage it? What women to pillage first? What is "rape" and and what is "rape-rape?"
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:02 AM (6T+0j)

It is best to read & learn this shit in private so you don't blow a gasket in public. It's a fucking batshit crazy emotional baggage.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:05 AM (HVff2)

447 speaking of drinking and T

off to the patio and drink and look down on the freakishly white tourists with 'she who rules my life with an iron fist'

Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 15, 2014 12:06 AM (oR62k)

448 Hillarity says "no lingering effects" from her head injury, but if you look into her eyes you can tell she's lying:
http://youtu.be/rragm9MCjmE

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 12:02 AM (0AKks)

Her hubby Bill got a head injury, too, from Monica, but he got over it by bombing Serbia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2014 12:07 AM (yDmQD)

449 Wouldn't its being too hot discourage rape?
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 15, 2014 12:04 AM (O+OSR)

Well, you can't rape the willing.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:07 AM (HVff2)

450 A song about a man's relationship with his chainsaw, ELP's "Stihl, you turn me on.":

http://youtu.be/_8VHHcd0M_o

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 12:07 AM (0AKks)

451 Well, you can't rape the willing.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:07 AM (HVff2)


PIV IS ALWAYS RAEP!!1!`~eleventy!!1!

Posted by: RafFem at June 15, 2014 12:08 AM (K1sEu)

452 We must always be on our guard against cisnormative micro-aggressions.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:08 AM (Dwehj)

453 Just got back from the Colorado Moron Meetup. It was a good time! Lots of cool people and really good food.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 15, 2014 12:08 AM (NxMmq)

454 Wouldn't its being too hot discourage rape?

So, what, only rapists have AC?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 12:08 AM (0AKks)

455 We must always be on our guard against cisnormative micro-aggressions.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:08 AM (Dwehj)


Tough s**t.

Posted by: Mother Nature at June 15, 2014 12:09 AM (K1sEu)

456 447 speaking of drinking and T

off to the patio and drink and look down on the freakishly white tourists with 'she who rules my life with an iron fist'
Posted by: ncj of the Azzurri clan at June 15, 2014 12:06 AM (oR62k

Probably one of the most well thought out, well articulate
posts you ever wrote. Yeah, that & Packers win Bears drool

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:09 AM (HVff2)

457 Misanthropic Humanitarian ,
I love this stupid iPad & how long I have to type your Nic, before it finishes for me(sarc.)
You know better than your doctor how you feel.
Tell him or her truth.

I have an "aunt" that is 76 & was into exercise & fruit for dessert in late 1960s -early 1970s when me & younger brother were kids.
I haven't asked aunt, who is Irish Catholic who goes to church everyday & was a nurse about low sodium level because she would either yell at me via email or call.

Posted by: Carol at June 15, 2014 12:10 AM (gjOCp)

458 Congrats to the Crank family!

Now don't forget to tell the young lad every night that da Cubs and da Bears suck, so he doesn't turn into a Democrat when he grows up.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 12:10 AM (cHZB7)

459 Just got back from the Colorado Moron Meetup. It was a good time! Lots of cool people and really good food.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 15, 2014 12:08 AM (NxMmq)

*****

Wow, early end, but glad it was good. The GA meet I hosted went to 2 a.m., but that was with just 2 of us remaining to close down the place.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 12:10 AM (ojnk6)

460 Google always celebrates the flag day known as May Day.

Posted by: Chewbama at June 15, 2014 12:11 AM (nlQae)

461 Good evening.

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2014 12:11 AM (LUnTP)

462 Congratulations, Crank!

Today, we herald the birth of a new Moron to the world.

Salud!

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2014 12:11 AM (LUnTP)

463 "Just got back from the Colorado Moron Meetup. "


Any hot babes?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:12 AM (6T+0j)

464 Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Crank!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 15, 2014 12:12 AM (NxMmq)

465 Good evening.

Harumpf. Easy for you to say.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:12 AM (Dwehj)

466 "Good evening."

Greetings, Robert.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:13 AM (6T+0j)

467 Me likey Coke Zero and Vodka

Posted by: Chest CT scan with iodine contrast at June 15, 2014 12:13 AM (wu/TK)

468 Navyjoe is drinking with Margret Thatcher?

Posted by: lowandslow at June 15, 2014 12:13 AM (IV4od)

469 388: Heh! I've heard that before. I had a Tex-Mex roomate(dad was texan, mom a mexican)once that told me of the mexican time bomb in regards to mexican women. Its pretty much what you said. Semla Hayek would be an exception but she's have Lebanese.

Posted by: puddleglum at June 15, 2014 12:13 AM (EKDGA)

470 #463: Of course! They're moronettes.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 15, 2014 12:13 AM (NxMmq)

471 I really don't keep up with the news anymore.

What's all this I hear about Procol Harum kidnapping so many hundreds of Nigerian school girls?

Jesus...look, guys, A Whiter Shade Of Pale was good but it wasn't THAT fucking good!

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2014 12:14 AM (LUnTP)

472 Wow, the love from the horde is staggering. A few clarifications though:

1) there was no C-section, Mrs. Crank powered him out in under 40 minutes of pushing.

2) Son of Crank (or SoC) is the handle I'm using for him.

3) he will be taught the ways of morons, when age appropriate.

4) he will not be a Cubs or Sox fan, but Phillies or Reds.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at June 15, 2014 12:14 AM (BOYu0)

473 Howdy, Ricardo!

How's it swingin'?

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2014 12:14 AM (LUnTP)

474 "So, what, only rapists have AC?"

Speaking scientifically, I don't think it's ever really too hot to not rape. Scientifically and all.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:15 AM (6T+0j)

475 Conquistador your stallion sits, in need of company.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:15 AM (Dwehj)

476 "How's it swingin'?"

Oh, ya know. Lot's of interesting shit tonight.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:16 AM (6T+0j)

477 Harumpf. Easy for you to say.
Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:12 AM (Dwehj)

Relax! Go play another round of golf.

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2014 12:16 AM (LUnTP)

478 Conquistador your stallion sits, in need of company.

Crap, now I'm going to have to go find that song.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 12:17 AM (0AKks)

479 388: Heh! I've heard that before. I had a Tex-Mex roomate(dad was texan, mom a mexican)once that told me of the mexican time bomb in regards to mexican women. Its pretty much what you said. Semla Hayek would be an exception but she's have Lebanese.
Posted by: puddleglum at June 15, 2014 12:13 AM (EKDGA)

*******

Best friend of mine married a Mex Hottie. She was smoking at the time, size 2. Within 10 years, and (to be fair 2 kids) she is a size 14, maybe 16, and is unrecognizable from her pics on wedding day.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 12:17 AM (ojnk6)

480 Go play another round of golf.

Yes. Maybe that'll do the trick. Where's my ballwasher?

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:17 AM (Dwehj)

481 "Navyjoe is drinking with Margret Thatcher?"

#1-Lucky Sumbitch.

#2-He's figured something out in that whole entire space/time continuum nobody else has.


Cheers.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:18 AM (6T+0j)

482 Lot's of interesting shit tonight.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:16 AM (6T+0j)

I took a couple of interesting shits today. Nearly made me late for work.

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2014 12:18 AM (LUnTP)

483 Apparently, it is now cisnormative. Somehow. Really. I weep.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg has ben quoted saying she wanted to ban both Mother's Day and Father's Day.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 15, 2014 12:18 AM (cHwSy)

484 http://www.hss.edu/conditions_understanding-implants-in-knee-and-hip-replacement.asp#.U50eZNq9KSM

Interesting photos of the artificial knee and my recent repairs. One more kick at the cat if this doesn't work. Glad my leg modeling days are behind me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:18 AM (HVff2)

485 And though I hoped for something to find, I could see no place to unwind.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:18 AM (Dwehj)

486 Crap, now I'm going to have to go find that song.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 12:17 AM (0AKks)

There is a killer version of that song on a live album that Procol Harum did with the Edmonton Symphony Orchestra. Long ago, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2014 12:19 AM (yDmQD)

487 "Me likey Coke Zero and Vodka "


So, so late to the game. Pft.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:19 AM (6T+0j)

488 Where's my ballwasher?
Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:17 AM (Dwehj)

You rang?

Posted by: Hilary in a leather g-string and stilletoes at June 15, 2014 12:19 AM (LUnTP)

489 Misanthropic Humanitarian ,
I hope you feel better especially considering to get.
I've been up since before 5 am.

I'm out unless I wake up very early Sunday .
Good Night, Horde!!

Posted by: Carol at June 15, 2014 12:20 AM (gjOCp)

490
4) he will not be a Cubs or Sox fan, but Phillies or Reds.
Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at June 15, 2014

Thank God

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:20 AM (HVff2)

491 Posted by: Hilary in a leather g-string and stilletoes

I can't go for that.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:20 AM (Dwehj)

492 Colorado is on Mountain time! They must go to bed with the chickens.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 15, 2014 12:21 AM (l3vZN)

493 There is a killer version of that song on a live album that Procol Harum
did with the Edmonton Symphony Orchestra. Long ago, now.


I've heard that version on the radio, long time ago. First thing I found tonight was this:

http://youtu.be/FW2KN7Tz89s

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 12:22 AM (0AKks)

494 "I took a couple of interesting shits today. Nearly made me late for work."


Hehehehehehe.



I have been there. Some days I don't know what the fuck I ever ate to do that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:22 AM (6T+0j)

495 Ruth Bader Ginsburg has ben quoted saying she wanted to ban both Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 15, 2014 12:18 AM (cHwSy)

******

Of course she has. Surprised she got away with the Dem War on Womynz angle of that though. She slipped a little bit there. She gives not a shit about our Constitution, and is on record as wanting to emulate Europe. F this dried up old bitch.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 12:22 AM (ojnk6)

496 Colorado is on Mountain time! They must go to bed with the chickens.


Either that or they were poisoned by Coke Zero and vodka.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:22 AM (Dwehj)

497 Carol,,sleep,well. Sweet dreams, hope you find relief overnight

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:23 AM (HVff2)

498 So, so late to the game. Pft.

Blame It on the Rain delay

Posted by: Soccer is Milli Vanilli Beisbol at June 15, 2014 12:23 AM (wu/TK)

499 Posted by: Hilary in a leather g-string and stilletoes

I can't go for that.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404

-----------------------
I 'll do anything
That you want me to do
And I'll do almost anything
That you want me too, ooh

But I can't go for that, (No can do)
No, I can't go for that, (No can do)
Oh, I can't go for that, (No can do)

Posted by: Mike Hammer. Enjoying things an effeminate President never will. at June 15, 2014 12:23 AM (aDwsi)

500 Ouch...... After an evening of unfortunate events involving removing veneer from an old desk I bought off Craig's list I just hammered a putty knife into my finger. Most likely need stitches but since there was a beer or two involved I have opted to self treat. Who needs all ten fingers anyway right ?

Posted by: Molly K. at June 15, 2014 12:23 AM (n9mjN)

501 Colorado is on Mountain time! They must go to bed with the chickens.

Sounds risky to me. Don't chickens carry mites and other nasties?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 12:23 AM (0AKks)

502 Of course she has. Surprised she got away with the Dem War on Womynz angle of that though. She slipped a little bit there. She gives not a shit about our Constitution, and is on record as wanting to emulate Europe. F this dried up old bitch.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 12:22 AM (ojnk6)


She'd implement the South African consitution by fiat if she could get away with it...

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 15, 2014 12:24 AM (K1sEu)

503 "I can't go for that. "


No. Hillary hasn't been around a testicle since her Daddy shot her into her Momma, so.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:24 AM (6T+0j)

504 I can't go for that.
Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at June 15, 2014 12:20 AM (Dwehj)

Yooooohoooo!!!!!

Posted by: John Kerry Wearing Nothing But A Cleverly Positioned Copy Of Rules For Radicals at June 15, 2014 12:25 AM (LUnTP)

505 503 "I can't go for that. "


No. Hillary hasn't been around a testicle since her Daddy shot her into her Momma, so.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014

** double snorts ***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:26 AM (HVff2)

506 I have been there. Some days I don't know what the fuck I ever ate to do that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:22 AM (6T+0j)

Two servings of bran buds and a pot of coffee.

Posted by: Robert keeps track of these things at June 15, 2014 12:26 AM (LUnTP)

507 We can't go for that, either.

Posted by: Daryl Hall and John Oates at June 15, 2014 12:27 AM (NxMmq)

508 Chemjeff,

The standard Shelby is demanding triples costs and basically forces cost plus instead of firm fixed pricing. It is bs and a sop to Boeing and ULA to try to coopt or destroy Sierra Nevada and SPACEX.

Posted by: Fritz (not fritz) at June 15, 2014 12:27 AM (qH+BL)

509 Well the sun is up and folks can see again so all is good in France this morning with 8 1/2 hours to go. Well except for the Toyota team whose electrical system failed just before the skies lightened (they led the race from the pole).

Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2014 12:28 AM (hO9ad)

510 I once crapped a near likeness of a '58 Studebaker.

Posted by: Mikey Moore at June 15, 2014 12:28 AM (Dwehj)

511 She'd implement the South African consitution by fiat if she could get away with it...
Posted by: The Political Hat at June 15, 2014 12:24 AM (K1sEu)

******

Of course. Thanks, Clintons!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 12:28 AM (ojnk6)

512 We're (MS) #1 again in something!

http://tinyurl.com/kmth5rq

Fuckity.

Also read the article about our new voter ID laws, which is a good news piece.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 12:28 AM (cHZB7)

513 Al Stewart "On the Border" 1978:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAnnz9jmDmU

Al Stewart "On the Border" 2014:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvSiq-xg9Ec

No question in my mind which version is better. Go Al and Dave!

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2014 12:28 AM (sdi6R)

514 Most likely need stitches but since there was a beer or two involved I have opted to self treat. Who needs all ten fingers anyway right ?
Posted by: Molly K. at June 15, 2014 12:23 AM (n9mjN)

I'm pretty sure they're used to treating people who hurt themselves after a couple drinks. As a matter of fact, I'd guess that a minor carpentry accident after 2 beers is pretty mild by ER standards. It's not like you're going in with a hamster up your butt. Seriously, go in and let them stitch the cut.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 15, 2014 12:30 AM (O+OSR)

515 Good evening all!

Congrats Crank!

CO Meet up was full of good beer, good food, good music and most importantly good people!

Bows to Carol.........your generosity was very much appreciated!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 15, 2014 12:31 AM (oKzyB)

516 I've been hearing radio commercials recently about how NASA is now offering home loans.

So, that's what they do now, apparently, as opposed to, you know, aeronautics and space stuff.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 15, 2014 12:31 AM (NxMmq)

517 Good seeing you again, WDS!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 15, 2014 12:32 AM (NxMmq)

518 http://youtu.be/FW2KN7Tz89s
Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 12:22 AM (0AKks)

Okay, maybe that's worth kidnapping just a few Nigerian school girls.

Just a couple. Ones from really big families so that they won't be missed.

Posted by: Robert keeps track of these things at June 15, 2014 12:32 AM (LUnTP)

519 Well except for the Toyota team whose electrical system failed just before the skies lightened (they led the race from the pole).
------------

Can't win if you don't finish.

Posted by: Hoary old saying among racers. at June 15, 2014 12:33 AM (aDwsi)

520 And, yes, thanks, Carol!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 15, 2014 12:33 AM (NxMmq)

521 "Two servings of bran buds and a pot of coffee."

*making notes*

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:34 AM (6T+0j)

522 You too PW

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 15, 2014 12:34 AM (oKzyB)

523 472
Wow, the love from the horde is staggering. A few clarifications though:



1) there was no C-section, Mrs. Crank powered him out in under 40 minutes of pushing.



2) Son of Crank (or SoC) is the handle I'm using for him.



3) he will be taught the ways of morons, when age appropriate.



4) he will not be a Cubs or Sox fan, but Phillies or Reds.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at June 15, 2014 12:14 AM (BOYu0)


Good news all around! We're still seeking pics, stats, and any actual concerns behind Mrs. Crank's 24-hour monitor so we can direct our prayers appropriately.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 12:35 AM (T1005)

524 509: So, Audi again. I haven't followed the 24 that much this year. How is the Porsche prototype doing?

Posted by: puddleglum at June 15, 2014 12:35 AM (EKDGA)

525 So, that's what they do now, apparently, as opposed to, you know, aeronautics and space stuff.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at June 15, 2014 12:31 AM (NxMmq)

*****

And Muslim outreach. We can not forget the Muslim outreach that was apparently found in NASA's charter. Very important to the premier Space Agency in the world's mission to get folks in space.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 12:35 AM (ojnk6)

526 Wow, I just found out that WWF's Pat Patterson is gay.

Meh. Now that all the foosball players are coming out now the rasslers feel like they gotta follow suit.

Posted by: Robert refuses to say Dubya Dubya fuckin' EE at June 15, 2014 12:36 AM (LUnTP)

527 And Muslim outreach. We can not forget the Muslim outreach that was apparently found in NASA's charter. Very important to the premier Space Agency in the world's mission to get folks in space.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty
---------------------------------

Good point. I know I was relieved when Clinton made the interception of bootleg CD's the CIA's #1 priority.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 15, 2014 12:37 AM (aDwsi)

528 sted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:34 AM (6T+0j)

If you start doing this it should be done on a weekend when you have no plans. Just...take my word on this.

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2014 12:37 AM (LUnTP)

529 If you start doing this it should be done on a weekend when you have no plans. Just...take my word on this.
-------------------

Probably a good time to stay around the house also.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 15, 2014 12:38 AM (aDwsi)

530 "So, that's what they do now, apparently, as opposed to, you know, aeronautics and space stuff."


Muslim Outreach. Home Loans. Credit cards. Car loans. Oh, and reverse mortgages.


Space is so racist homophobe 1960's.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:38 AM (6T+0j)

531 That was good rhubarb cake, WDS. Thanks for bringing it.

Posted by: Mindy at June 15, 2014 12:40 AM (mYQSe)

532 Okay, maybe that's worth kidnapping just a few Nigerian school girls.



Just a couple. Ones from really big families so that they won't be missed.


I know what you're trying to do, and I do normally appreciate "dark" humor, but I just can't play with you on this particular subject.

While I realize women have been treated as property or livestock in most cultures at one time or another, I still want to see these "Boko Haram" assholes hunted down exterminated.

Consider also that I think the death penalty for pimps is a bit lenient, so what do I know?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 12:40 AM (0AKks)

533 Good point. I know I was relieved when Clinton made the interception of bootleg CD's the CIA's #1 priority.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 15, 2014 12:37 AM (aDwsi)

******

Yep. The interruption of cash to his donors in Hollywood could not be tolerated. Clearly, an Agency charged with gathering Intel was neded to stop this scourge.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 12:40 AM (ojnk6)

534 506 I have been there. Some days I don't know what the fuck I ever ate to do that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:22 AM (6T+0j)

.................

Perhaps it was the double pile of Mrs Renfroes jalapeno peppers you decided you to add to the plate of nachos you made after you got home from the bar? ( a friend suggested I ask )

Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 12:41 AM (7j2wl)

535 Space is so racist homophobe 1960's.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:38 AM (6T+0j)


Those phallic rockets are so hetero-normative and oppressive and rapist!!1!

Posted by: Womyns Studies Major at June 15, 2014 12:42 AM (K1sEu)

536 Let us know how that sweet ass Obama care works out for you stubby.?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:42 AM (HVff2)

537 " If you start doing this it should be done on a weekend when you have no plans. Just...take my word on this.
-------------------

Probably a good time to stay around the house also."


Roger that. Stay close to base. No plans. Things just "happen." Got it.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:42 AM (6T+0j)

538 My pleasure. Glad you liked it.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 15, 2014 12:42 AM (oKzyB)

539 Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 12:28 AM (cHZB7)


Hmmmm, didn't know you were in/from Landmass.



Hail State!

Posted by: Country Singer at June 15, 2014 12:42 AM (3Cgo9)

540 Probably a good time to stay around the house also.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 15, 2014 12:38 AM (aDwsi)

Perfect time to finally found which is softer, Charmin or Angel Soft.

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2014 12:43 AM (LUnTP)

541 Posted by: Robert refuses to say Dubya Dubya fuckin' EE at June 15, 2014 12:36 AM (LUnTP)


Just wait for the anguish when hockey players start doing it. The NHL is chock full of them if a gay friend of mine who worked for the Avalanche and the Predators is to be believed.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 15, 2014 12:44 AM (3Cgo9)

542 PW, thanks for bringing the tasty dip.

Posted by: Mindy at June 15, 2014 12:45 AM (mYQSe)

543 But what I am amazed at is your utter ignorance of these facts. Please, take an hour and read the Declaration of Independence. Research EACH violation. Then you will understand how utterly weird your post seems.

Try not to notice how many of them are applicable today, that's another conversation. Basic history first, extrapolation after.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 15, 2014 12:45 AM (Y8qfn)

544 "Perhaps it was the double pile of Mrs Renfroes jalapeno peppers you decided you to add to the plate of nachos you made after you got home from the bar? ( a friend suggested I ask )"


No, I know Ms. Renfro personally. I eat her batch regularly (what?) It wasn't that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:45 AM (6T+0j)

545 I'm pretty sure they're used to treating people who hurt themselves after a couple drinks. As a matter of fact, I'd guess that a minor carpentry accident after 2 beers is pretty mild by ER standards. It's not like you're going in with a hamster up your butt. Seriously, go in and let them stitch the cut.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 15, 2014 12:30 AM (O+OSR)


.....................

You are probably right but as a nurse I tend to avoid drs and the er. Plus it would involve waking hubby up to take me ( I have a strict rule about driving even after a sip) I have the bleeding under control now, I used a panty liner and wrapped kerlix around it. Unconventional but it seems to have worked. I will worry about the healing and scar later. I really need to invest in a suture kit.

Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 12:45 AM (7j2wl)

546 rasslers feel like they gotta follow suit.
-----
That's what they are calling it these days? Hey billy Bob suck me you big dufusness

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:45 AM (HVff2)

547 So, Audi again. I haven't followed the 24 that much this year. How is the Porsche prototype doing?

They look to be running 3rd and 5th. With 7 prototypes leading what's left of the field. The broadcast is only listing postions, not time/laps behind so I can't tell how good that is, but I though I saw one of them in the garage for mechanical adjustment earlier. I think they said the 6th place car was 4 laps down about 20 minutes ago, so better than that.

Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2014 12:46 AM (hO9ad)

548 I used a panty liner and wrapped kerlix around it.
Unconventional but it seems to have worked.

Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 12:45 AM (7j2wl)

And this is why we carried tampons with us in the sandbox as an addition to the IFAK (Improved First Aid Kit).

Posted by: Country Singer at June 15, 2014 12:48 AM (3Cgo9)

549 PW, the queso was awesome and Mindy your vegetables were very tasty.

Wonderful to spend quality time with fellow Morons!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 15, 2014 12:48 AM (oKzyB)

550 Okay, time for me to be off!

Gotta get up. Get to choich then get to woik.

Good night, sweeties!

And remember those two words I taught ya.

That's right.

Nekkid women.

Posted by: Robert at June 15, 2014 12:49 AM (LUnTP)

551 550 Okay, time for me to be off!

Gotta get up. Get to choich then get to woik.

Good night, sweeties!

And remember those two words I taught ya.

That's right.

Nekkid women.

------

You did that.? Hmmmmm

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:50 AM (HVff2)

552 539 >> Hmmmm, didn't know you were in/from Landmass.

The MS Moron crowd is small, but vocal CS. OH, and howdy neighbor.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 12:50 AM (cHZB7)

553 "Those phallic rockets are so hetero-normative and oppressive and rapist!!1!"


Really.


Can't they make them like round and shit. Like a saucer. Or organic like, dunno, a clam. Seeing a big pointy thing makes me think "rape!" and shit.

They say science but I don't believe it. By the way, we're having a social tonight at the lounge, wanna stop by?

Posted by: Women's Studies at June 15, 2014 12:52 AM (6T+0j)

554 And Muslim outreach. We can not forget the Muslim outreach that was apparently found in NASA's charter. Very important to the premier Space Agency in the world's mission to get folks in space.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 12:35 AM (ojnk6)

Have you any idea just how many muslims could be launched into space by dropping one measly nuke on Mecca? It's like they ain't even phoning it in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2014 12:53 AM (yDmQD)

555 Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 12:50 AM (cHZB7)



I grew up in TN and live in GA now, but my parents are from the Delta; Dad was from Ruleville (really out in BF Sunflower County) and Mom is from Winona. I went to school at State and try to keep with goings on in MS.

Posted by: Country Singer at June 15, 2014 12:53 AM (3Cgo9)

556 You effers are passing out.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 12:54 AM (6T+0j)

557 Okay, according to a french site covering the race in real time the TV graphic was wrong insofar as only 5 prototypes are at the head of the field. The second Audi and first Porsche are 4 laps down, the remaining Toyota 11, and the other Porsche 12.

Though as I type this, the lead Audi just got called in to the garage and is being disassembled...

Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2014 12:55 AM (hO9ad)

558 I'm here. Sorta drunk, but I think we have our new house. So that's cool.

Who are we pissed at tonight?

Posted by: DC in (Location TBD) at June 15, 2014 12:55 AM (Pvcl5)

559 545 >> I really need to invest in a suture kit.

That is also on my wish list, Molly. Butterfly bandages can handle smallish cuts, and superglue can serve in an emergency, but sutures are tried and true.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 12:55 AM (cHZB7)

560 Have you any idea just how many muslims could be launched into space by dropping one measly nuke on Mecca? It's like they ain't even phoning it in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2014 12:53 AM (yDmQD)

*****

I'm fairly certain that this attitude is both Cis and Hetero Normative, in the brave new world we find ourselves in. Wheee!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 12:55 AM (ojnk6)

561 Have you any idea just how many muslims could be launched into space by dropping one measly nuke on Mecca? It's like they ain't even phoning it in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2014 12:53 AM (yDmQD)

Mecca & Medina home of the international rollerblade association, glass tracks that can go on forever

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:56 AM (HVff2)

562 "I really need to invest in a suture kit."

One of the Horde was talking up the disposable surgical staplers, and actually posted a photo of a serious down to the bone workplace injury (a saw kicked back) that they had closed up with the thing.

For smaller cuts, I recommend the medical superglue. Note that this is different from normal superglue. More expensive, for one. Slightly different chemistry. Butyl cyanoacrylate instead of methyl cyanoacrylate.

Everyone should drill to clean and disinfect and debride any wound _meticulously_ before closure. There are some really scary bugs around these days.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 15, 2014 12:56 AM (noWW6)

563 Can't they make them like round and shit. Like a saucer. Or organic
like, dunno, a clam. Seeing a big pointy thing makes me think "rape!"
and shit.


All over it, babe.

Posted by: Little Green Man With A Probe at June 15, 2014 12:56 AM (hO9ad)

564 Have you any idea just how many muslims could be launched into space by dropping one measly nuke on Mecca? It's like they ain't even phoning it in.

No sh*t!

Posted by: Teh Long-Awaited Glass Parking Lot at June 15, 2014 12:57 AM (82lr7)

565 Try not to notice how many of them are applicable today, that's another conversation. Basic history first, extrapolation after.

Posted by: Weirddave
----------------------

Commerce Clause, you idiot. A penumbra here, an emanation there, voila!.

Posted by: Ruth Buzzy Ginsburg at June 15, 2014 12:58 AM (aDwsi)

566 * note to self - stock up on panty liners *

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 15, 2014 12:59 AM (aDwsi)

567 Posted by: DC in (Location TBD) at June 15, 2014 12:55 AM (Pvcl5)

Cool, drunk house hunting that's fun goog for you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 12:59 AM (HVff2)

568 "Have you any idea just how many muslims could be launched into space by dropping one measly nuke on Mecca? It's like they ain't even phoning it in."

Being serious asshole. A nuke will put no one or thing in orbit. Droppin a nuke there makes shit so hard. You just baked Saudi, Qatar, Oman, the Emirates, Kuwait. Their are still regimes there we like and need. That's why they hate Iran with nukes. Not everybody in the Persian Gulf is a Western hating Muzzi. Just saying.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 01:00 AM (6T+0j)

569 Hilary in a leather g-string and stilletoes

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not enough.
Brain bleach.
In the Milky Way...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2014 01:01 AM (Vh4i6)

570 562 >> ...Butyl cyanoacrylate instead of methyl cyanoacrylate.

Do tubes of it store well, unopened?

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 01:01 AM (cHZB7)

571 545
I'm pretty sure they're used to treating people who hurt themselves
after a couple drinks. As a matter of fact, I'd guess that a minor
carpentry accident after 2 beers is pretty mild by ER standards. It's
not like you're going in with a hamster up your butt. Seriously, go in
and let them stitch the cut.



Posted by: nerdygirl at June 15, 2014 12:30 AM (O+OSR)





.....................



You are probably right but as a nurse I tend to avoid drs and the
er. Plus it would involve waking hubby up to take me ( I have a strict
rule about driving even after a sip) I have the bleeding under control
now, I used a panty liner and wrapped kerlix around it. Unconventional
but it seems to have worked. I will worry about the healing and scar
later. I really need to invest in a suture kit.

Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 12:45 AM (7j2wl)


Oddly enough, while I care about you just as much as other 'rons or 'ettes....I don't find myself worrying about you as much. Funny, ain't it?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 01:01 AM (T1005)

572 ok back from my mini-distraction.


See above. He was a D before he was against it (read
he would lose his job) until 95. Bullshit, I call on this. If you wanna
be pro this guy, please provide evidence other than the worn out by
RINOs "I'll give hime the benefit of the doubt, because R". Otherwise,
fuck this DIABLO POS.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 14, 2014 11:50 PM (ojnk6)

I don't automatically assume "former D = bad". (recall Reagan and Phil Gramm were both former D's) I'm not necessarily sticking up for him, I'm undecided on the guy. Like I said, it is possible that he is doing the right thing for the wrong reasons.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:02 AM (9GG/0)

573 Not enough.
Brain bleach.
In the Milky Way...

Posted by: qdpsteve
------------------------

I'm kind of that way after seeing Chelsea in leather.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 15, 2014 01:02 AM (aDwsi)

574 * note to self - stock up on panty liners *

Mike Hammer, got a wild weekend coming up?
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2014 01:02 AM (Vh4i6)

575 One of the smaller cars just backed into a wall, which could bring out the safety car and buy the lead Audi team some time (which they look to need as the seem to have everything that can open on the car open). The 2nd and 3rd place cars are 30 seconds apart and look to be the most competitive pair on the course, though a safety car will probably close that gap up.

Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2014 01:03 AM (hO9ad)

576 Mike Hammer, got a wild weekend coming up?
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve
-----------------------

See above comments re chainsaw.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at June 15, 2014 01:03 AM (aDwsi)

577 I'm kind of that way after seeing Chelsea in leather.


Mike: yep.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2014 01:03 AM (Vh4i6)

578 I don't automatically assume "former D = bad". (recall Reagan and Phil Gramm were both former D's) I'm not necessarily sticking up for him, I'm undecided on the guy. Like I said, it is possible that he is doing the right thing for the wrong reasons.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:02 AM (9GG/0)

***

Show me where has voted in a Reaganesque fashion, and I may join you. Waiting....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 01:04 AM (ojnk6)

579 559
545 >> I really need to invest in a suture kit.

That is
also on my wish list, Molly. Butterfly bandages can handle smallish
cuts, and superglue can serve in an emergency, but sutures are tried and
true.


Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 12:55 AM (cHZB7)


How much are these suture kits?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 01:04 AM (T1005)

580 and need. That's why they hate Iran with nukes. Not everybody in the Persian Gulf is a Western hating Muzzi. Just saying.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014

Bullshit, you are more like Ricardo Soft

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 01:04 AM (HVff2)

581 Chainsaws wear panties?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2014 01:04 AM (Vh4i6)

582 Well, no safety car, and the other Audi takes the lead.

Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2014 01:05 AM (hO9ad)

583 And, I fucked up my "their/they're" above. So that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 01:06 AM (6T+0j)

584 Audi?

Little pissed at them right now. They have a new commercial basically paying tribute to militant atheist Ricky Gervais.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2014 01:07 AM (Vh4i6)

585 583 And, I fucked up my "their/they're" above. So that.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 01:06

Confessions are a sign of weakness,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 01:07 AM (HVff2)

586 Oddly enough, while I care about you just as much as other 'rons or 'ettes....I don't find myself worrying about you as much. Funny, ain't it?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 01:01 AM (T1005)

...................

hmmmm. Let me think on this. Once I figure out what this means I will be back to either thank you or kick you in the shins/

Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 01:08 AM (7j2wl)

587 And Mike, I'm jus' messin' with ya.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2014 01:08 AM (Vh4i6)

588 581
Chainsaws wear panties?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2014 01:04 AM (Vh4i6)


http://tinyurl.com/a333pfz

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 01:09 AM (T1005)

589 445
Global Warming causes cancer, rape, AIDS heart disease and rape

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 14, 2014 11:22 PM (z+4T3)



Wouldn't its being too hot discourage rape?

****

GW really likes rape

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 15, 2014 01:10 AM (z+4T3)

590 hmmmm. Let me think on this. Once I figure out what this means I will be back to either thank you or kick you in the shins/
Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 01:08 AM (7j2wl)

Complimentary. No shin kickin in the future

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 01:10 AM (HVff2)

591 Le Mans' live timing appears to have been outsourced to the numbnuts who did healthcare.gov.

Le Mans radio is explaining how the #2 Audi has dropped into third spot, and "live" timing is still showing them in first.

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 15, 2014 01:11 AM (FQ25M)

592 Re nuking someone -- Like weirddave's thought experiments he's been posting lately on time travel, here's mine:

By a fluke discovery, you have found valid launch codes for one of our ICBMs. Input them and GPS coordinates, and off she flies. Now you know they will discover the security breach in very short order, so you only have minutes to pick a target before the chance is lost forever.

1. Do you pick a target at all? That's actually the toughest question. Would you really kill thousands, or hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians of your own free will? I don't think a single person on this site would actually make that choice.

2, Okay, you're a hardass. Which target, and why?

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 01:11 AM (cHZB7)

593 Being serious asshole. A nuke will put no one or thing in orbit. Droppin a nuke there makes shit so hard. You just baked Saudi, Qatar, Oman, the Emirates, Kuwait. Their are still regimes there we like and need. That's why they hate Iran with nukes. Not everybody in the Persian Gulf is a Western hating Muzzi. Just saying.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 01:00 AM (6T+0j)

FFS. It was mainly intended as a joke. But one nuke on Mecca? Would destroy the city, and maybe a few miles radius around it. Most of Saudi would be unharmed, and Qatar, Kuwait and the Emirates would read about it the papers. Those that can read, anyway.


And Saudi Arabia really is the fountainhead of Wahabbi islam and its offshoots, the muslim brotherhood, and Al Qaeda and all its offshoots. The best thing the USA could do with Saudi, is to march in there, kill off all the "royals" and all the Wahabbi clerics, make the place a commercial colony, and set about Christianizing all the natives.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 15, 2014 01:12 AM (yDmQD)

594 586
Oddly enough, while I care about you just as much as other 'rons or
'ettes....I don't find myself worrying about you as much. Funny, ain't
it?



Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 01:01 AM (T1005)



...................



hmmmm. Let me think on this. Once I figure out what this means I will be back to either thank you or kick you in the shins/

Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 01:08 AM (7j2wl)


When faced with two alternatives, never rule out "both".

Let's just say that you're in the running for the MacGyver of 'ettes.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 01:13 AM (T1005)

595 glad you all had a great time at the colorado meetup

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:13 AM (9GG/0)

596 GnuBreed: I think a slightly better question would be, you find enough ICBM codes for enough nukes to wipe out any entire foreign country of your choosing.

Which nation would you choose?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2014 01:13 AM (Vh4i6)

597 How much are these suture kits?


Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 01:04 AM (T1005)

.....................

I just tried to look on Amazon. Found a lot of practice kits which I am sure if you already know what you are doing would be fine. I found a kit for 13 bucks that looked hopeful but then I read the review. Went kinda like this.." great kit, everything came sterilized. Only thing missing was the actual sutures" Probably not what we are looking for!

Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 01:14 AM (7j2wl)

598 Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 01:11 AM (cHZB7)

#1 you are wrong

#2' Iran, countries that end in Stan for starters. Quite frankly if the muzzie faith was wiped out, I can live with that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 01:15 AM (HVff2)

599 Show me where has voted in a Reaganesque fashion, and I may join you. Waiting....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 01:04 AM (ojnk6)

I'm not saying he is Reagan. My only point there is to point out that "former D" does not necessarily mean "wrong".

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:16 AM (9GG/0)

600 When faced with two alternatives, never rule out "both".

Let's just say that you're in the running for the MacGyver
................

In that case ThaNKT You

Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 01:17 AM (7j2wl)

601 Little pissed at them right now. They have a new commercial basically paying tribute to militant atheist Ricky Gervais.

There have been two that have aired all day-the one where he's to cool to sing along with Queen, and the one where Americans tweeting about how he sucks proves he's right. Not sure how either of these sells cars.

And here's the safety car.

Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2014 01:17 AM (hO9ad)

602 Oh my..........Typing with panyliner is tough. Most things I write tonight I have to correct over and over. Sorry for misspells

Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 01:18 AM (7j2wl)

603 Le Mans' live timing appears to have been outsourced to the numbnuts who did healthcare.gov.

Comparing what I see on TV to the french site, it looks like 'live' timing is delayed by about a lap.

Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2014 01:19 AM (hO9ad)

604 You got a lotta nerve
To say you are my friend
When I was down
You just stood there grinning

You got a lotta nerve
To say you got a helping hand to lend
You just want to be on
The side that's winning

You say I let you down
You know it's not like that
If you're so hurt
Why then don't you show it

You say you lost your faith
But that's not where it's at
You had no faith to lose
And you know it

I know the reason
That you talk behind my back
I used to be among the crowd
You're in with

Do you take me for such a fool
To think I'd make contact
With the one who tries to hide
What he don't know to begin with

You see me on the street
You always act surprised
You say, "How are you?" "Good luck"
But you don't mean it

When you know as well as me
You'd rather see me paralyzed
Why don't you just come out once
And scream it

No, I do not feel that good
When I see the heartbreaks you embrace
If I was a master thief
Perhaps I'd rob them

And now I know you're dissatisfied
With your position and your place
Don't you understand
It's not my problem

I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
And just for that one moment
I could be you

Yes, I wish that for just one time
You could stand inside my shoes
You'd know what a drag it is
To see you

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2014 01:19 AM (sdi6R)

605 Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2014 01:19 AM (sdi6R)

Nice jive Zimerman

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 01:22 AM (HVff2)

606 rickl, no one did bitter-angry better than Dylan. ;-)

And, that's how I'm going to feel if I ever again see one of the tools I worked with at my last job.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 15, 2014 01:22 AM (Vh4i6)

607 Happy...things. To...everyone. (Trying to make this work out.)

Cat is back and seems to no longer want the Great Outdoors. Good thing.

And...then--

Posted by: Null at June 15, 2014 01:22 AM (xjpRj)

608 I'm not saying he is Reagan. My only point there is to point out that "former D" does not necessarily mean "wrong".
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:16 AM (9GG/0)

******

Still waiting for evidence this DIABLO has ever voted in a Reaganesque way. I understand the Ronnie was a one off. Please provide some evidence that this DIABLO anything other than described, please.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 01:22 AM (ojnk6)

609 I'll bet I could find Lois Lerner's missing emails. I'd use my 40 years of experience in the computing industry to perform an extensive forensic investigation.


Here is what an extensive computer forensic investigation involves: I'd go into the office of the commissioner of the IRS - grab the lying shit weasel by the back of his collar - repeatedly slam his face into his desktop all the while bellowing "WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE EMAILS?" Repeat until the emails show up.



Posted by: An Observation at June 15, 2014 01:23 AM (ylhEn)

610 2, Okay, you're a hardass. Which target, and why?

Where's the next IPCC boondoggle taking place?

Posted by: Waterhouse at June 15, 2014 01:23 AM (FQ25M)

611 All Even numbered comments are stupid.

All Odd numbered comments are dumb.

(Reading 'Common Core version of 'How to Win Friends and Influence People.)


Evenin' all.

Son of Crank here now?

Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 01:24 AM (Wsm7h)

612 the one where Americans tweeting about how he sucks proves he's right.


Every time I see that commercial, I always think "Nah, Ricky. Your just a dick". Still, Audi is a damn good car manufacturer and they support sportscar racing which is vastly superior than F1 or NASCAR, IMO.

Posted by: puddleglum at June 15, 2014 01:26 AM (EKDGA)

613 1. Do you pick a target at all? That's actually the toughest question.
Would you really kill thousands, or hundreds of thousands of innocent
civilians of your own free will? I don't think a single person on this
site would actually make that choice.


I'm going to go with no as it seems I've spent longer considering than your scenario would allow. As an excuse I would point out God was willing to spare Sodom if Abraham could demonstrate 10 righteous people living there. While I can't get there with congress, I'm guessing I could at the Pentagon.

Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2014 01:26 AM (hO9ad)

614 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 01:15 AM (HVff2)

You'd be okay with your name grouped alongside Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao and that Hitler dude throughout history? Because that's what would happen. Discovery of your identity would in the end be unavoidable.

You also would risk setting off WWIII, The Full Nuke Version. That would earn you top billing of that afore mentioned list.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 01:27 AM (cHZB7)

615 Evenin' all.

Son of Crank here now?
Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 01:24 AM (Wsm7h)

****

Yep. Son of Crank clocked in at roughly 8:00 EST tonight, 40 minutes pushing, but an entire days worth of labor.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 01:27 AM (ojnk6)

616 Happy Berfday US Army. And happy fathers' day to all you moron pops out there.

Posted by: fastfreefall at June 15, 2014 01:28 AM (TYs5/)

617 First: Happy Father's Day, C Crank! So happy for you!

2: cthulhu, you have an email.

IV: should I bother typing up the silly story of the neighbor kids & their lemonade stand?

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 01:29 AM (Mmdod)

618 Where would I target the ICBM?

Wherever there is a furry convention.

Posted by: Fursecution Now! at June 15, 2014 01:30 AM (K1sEu)

619 Still waiting for evidence this DIABLO has ever
voted in a Reaganesque way. I understand the Ronnie was a one off.
Please provide some evidence that this DIABLO anything other than
described, please.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 01:22 AM (ojnk6)

I'm not arguing that he isn't a DIABLO. My argument is that lazily claiming "former D" = "DIABLO" is false.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:33 AM (9GG/0)

620 Wherever there is a furry convention.
Posted by: Fursecution Now! at June 15, 2014 01:30 AM (K1sEu)
*****(

Are you kidding me? The funniest episode of Entourage ever was a furry thing. How dare you, Sir!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 01:34 AM (ojnk6)

621 IV: should I bother typing up the silly story of the neighbor kids & their lemonade stand?

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 01:29 AM (Mmdod)

..............

Please do! THen I wont have to peruse the ont in the morning to find out. There was a while where I went back and read the ont before hitting the morning headlines to keep up on the big huge vegas gathering. Once I discovered it wasn't happening I haven't been so good at doing it. The reason I cared was because I was booked out there around the same time. Still going, it's a shame it didn't come to fruition.

Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 01:34 AM (7j2wl)

622 @500
Probably will sit in the ER forever but that gives you time to come up with a good story. I said the safety failed when I nailed my hand while framing.
Two hours of snorts and snickers told me I needed a better story.
Wonder if there is a 404Care medical records code for wound,hand,putty knife,self inflicted. Any docs out there?

Posted by: Man from Wazzustan at June 15, 2014 01:34 AM (cgWjy)

623
Yep. Son of Crank clocked in at roughly 8:00 EST tonight, 40 minutes pushing, but an entire days worth of labor.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 01:27 AM (ojnk6)

Awesome. Son of Crank should be getting good birthday gifts from here on out...if Father Crank wants a good Fathers Day gift.

(Always play the angles.)

Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 01:36 AM (Wsm7h)

624 You'd be okay with your name grouped alongside Pol Pot, Stalin, Mao and
that Hitler dude throughout history? Because that's what would happen.
Discovery of your identity would in the end be unavoidable.



momma always said I'd make a name for myself

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:36 AM (9GG/0)

625 Still, Audi is a damn good car manufacturer and they support sportscar racing which is vastly superior than F1 or NASCAR, IMO.

We'll have to agree to disagree. I find NASCAR more entertaining to watch, as there's always the chance someone's going to get pissed and then get rowdy and with all the other series rubbin' is treated like a hate crime. Probably in part because NASCAR coverage is better (the announcers' repeated apologies for having no interaction with the camera feed gets tiresome).

That said, if I'm picking a racing game to play, I'd rather do sports cars on road courses.

Posted by: Methos at June 15, 2014 01:37 AM (hO9ad)

626 New blog post from me. (A few days old but whatever.)

http://tinyurl.com/o76hdrk

Thanks to those of you who...know who you are.

Posted by: Null at June 15, 2014 01:37 AM (xjpRj)

627 "This song came out in 1922"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6uMlnUy1UQ

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2014 01:38 AM (sdi6R)

628 Gnu, unlike the first group you mentioned I am not like them.
My concerns are nothing like theirs.

WWIIl? I'm sure there is enough common sense, back bone folks that realize 90% of the trouble in the world is caused by the Islam brand.

Me, wonders why you ponder these questions if the answer you don't want is revealed. I went from one of the regular morons up their with pol pot & hitler.

If our country would have shown a backbone with some harshness the border problem would be nil right now. Automatic deportations, fly em back, drive em back where they came from. Run over the border relive East Germany and their guards.

Enough pussy footing around on all these subjects.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 01:38 AM (HVff2)

629 #568

Perhaps you've never heard of Project Orion or read 'Footfall?'


Posted by: Epobirs at June 15, 2014 01:40 AM (Icq+V)

630 I'm not arguing that he isn't a DIABLO. My argument is that lazily claiming "former D" = "DIABLO" is false.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:33 AM (9GG/0)

******

The guy is a former Dem. Fact. If he has voted in a Conservative way, ever, by all means, heed my request to provide proof. I asked for Reaganesque originally. Willing now to work with any Conservative votes you can link. Ball in your court.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 01:40 AM (ojnk6)

631 momma always said I'd make a name for myself

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:36 AM (9GG/0)

Heh. Oh, and for some true DIABLOs, I nominate Arlen Specter and Charlie Crist.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 01:41 AM (cHZB7)

632 Shelby was a true blue dog democrat, Reagan democrat, he's no Arlen specter or worse yet, Charlie crist, wtf is a Charlie Christ? Have you ever saw one without an ounce of conviction. It's all about Charlie crist that is for sure

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 01:44 AM (HVff2)

633 http://votesmart.org/candidate/53266/richard-shelby#.U50z77Hb5qA

Detail on Shelby for anyone who really cares.

Posted by: Epobirs at June 15, 2014 01:48 AM (Icq+V)

634 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 01:40 AM (ojnk6)

One more time. I am not arguing that he is or isn't a DIABLO. He could be to the left of Pelosi for all I know or care.



My only issue is your lazy use of his former D label to denounce him. If the NASA contract thing is a bad idea, then it's a bad idea regardless of his label. If it's a good idea, then it's a good idea regardless of his label.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:49 AM (9GG/0)

635 628 >> Me, wonders why you ponder these questions if the answer you don't want
is revealed. I went from one of the regular morons up their with pol pot
hitler.

MH, I said that History would place you on that list. Ya know, those books they write describing past events. Sometimes with a whole lotta spin, but still...

I'm pointing out an inevitable consequence of your decision.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 01:49 AM (cHZB7)

636 chemjeff - you are not getting through. repetition not helpful. recommend disengage before disaster.

Posted by: diablog judge at June 15, 2014 01:50 AM (K+7x9)

637 628 >> Me, wonders why you ponder these questions if the answer you don't want
is revealed. I went from one of the regular morons up their with pol pot
hitler.

MH, I said that History would place you on that list. Ya know, those books they write describing past events. Sometimes with a whole lotta spin, but still...

I'm pointing out an inevitable consequence of your decision.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 01:50 AM (cHZB7)

638 Chainsaws wear panties?

They can sing:

http://youtu.be/A52p9jc-gOo

Posted by: Blanco Basura at June 15, 2014 01:51 AM (0AKks)

639 There probaly is a way, but can you get driver/pit audio for NASCAR at home or away from the track? That is some fun stuff to listen to. Tedious, but sometimes you'll get a nugget.

Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 01:52 AM (QeH9j)

640 My only issue is your lazy use of his former D label to denounce him. If the NASA contract thing is a bad idea, then it's a bad idea regardless of his label. If it's a good idea, then it's a good idea regardless of his label.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:49 AM (9GG/0)

****(

And you ignore my single issue in deciding this guy is full of it. His votes. Show why we should support this guy, or give it up.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 01:53 AM (ojnk6)

641 628 >> Me, wonders why you ponder these questions if the answer you don't want
is revealed. I went from one of the regular morons up their with pol pot
hitler.

MH, I said that History would place you on
that list. Ya know, those books they write describing past events.
Sometimes with a whole lotta spin, but still...

I'm pointing out what I think is an inevitable consequence/result of your decision.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 01:53 AM (cHZB7)

642 Awesome. Son of Crank should be getting good birthday gifts from here on out...if Father Crank wants a good Fathers Day gift.

(Always play the angles.)

Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 01:36 AM
...............

This reminds me of fathers day situation here. Daughter 2 lives at home and dad is paying her college tuition.( she has a shit ton of money in the bank from her job). She agreed to go halves with me on a pretty expensive gift for dad this year. I heard her telling him when we gave me him the gift " Dad...You are expensive!""

Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 01:54 AM (7j2wl)

643 Shelby got a 0% from the Brady Campaign assholes. So that is a good start.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 01:55 AM (9GG/0)

644 630: Here ya go, MWNP. Richard Shelby's voting record:

http://bit.ly/1qgsu7b

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at June 15, 2014 01:55 AM (vRdWg)

645 I'm pointing out an inevitable consequence of your decision.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 01:50 AM (cHZB7)

Thanks for your concern GnuBreed. Besides I know I will never be in that position.

Now regarding Shelby. Is there better? Probably is there worse most definitely. But the GOP is served well by him & Sessions. This coming from a Yankee boy. Naval gives him a 0 score & NRA ranks him high. That's good

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 01:57 AM (HVff2)

646 630: Here ya go, MWNP. Richard Shelby's voting record:

http://bit.ly/1qgsu7b

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at June 15, 2014 01:55 AM (vRdWg)

******

Saw that earlier. No context applied. Not safe for use for evaluation.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 01:58 AM (ojnk6)

647 I finally got one of those double posts. Yay me. Blog is crapping the bed right now.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 15, 2014 01:59 AM (cHZB7)

648 All the early Roman kings
In their sharkskin suits
Bow ties and buttons
High top boots

Drivin' the spikes in
Blazin' the rails
Nailin' their coffins
In top hats and tails

Fly away, little bird
Fly away, flap your wings
Fly by night
Like the early Roman kings

All the early Roman kings
In the early early morn
Coming down the mountain
Distributing the corn

Speeding through the forest
Racing down the track
You try to get away
They drag you back

Tomorrow is Friday
We'll see what it brings
Everybody's talking
'Bout the early Roman kings

The peddlers and the meddlers
They buy and they sell
They destroyed your city
They'll destroy you as well

The lecherous and treacherous
Are hell-bent for leather
Each of 'em bigger
Than all them put together

Sluggers and muggers
Wearing fancy gold rings
All the women goin' crazy
For the early Roman kings

I can dress up your wounds
With a blood-clotted rag
I ain't afraid to make love
To a bitch or a hag

If you see me comin'
And you're standing there
Wave your handkerchief
In the air

I ain't dead yet
My bell still rings
I keep my fingers crossed
Like the early Roman kings

I can strip you of life
Strip you of breath
Ship you down
To the house of death

One day
You will ask for me
There'll be no one else
That you'll wanna see

Bring down my fiddle
Tune up my strings
I'm gonna break it wide open
Like the early Roman kings

I was up on Black Mountain
The day Detroit fell
They killed 'em all off
And they sent 'em to hell

Ding dong daddy
You're coming up short
Gonna put you on trial
In a Sicilian court

I've had my fun
I've had my flings
Gonna shake em all down
Like the early Roman kings

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2014 02:00 AM (sdi6R)

649 OK. Washington Post: Votes with Republican party 86% of time.

http://wapo.st/1lAXR9P

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at June 15, 2014 02:00 AM (vRdWg)

650 IV: should I bother typing up the silly story of the neighbor kids & their lemonade stand?

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 01:29 AM (Mmdod)


................


My behind is numb from sitting on the edge of my seat waiting. Probably time for bed anyway. Night all.

Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 02:01 AM (7j2wl)

651 Naral o not naval

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 15, 2014 02:01 AM (HVff2)

652 Posted by: Molly k. at June 15, 2014 01:54 AM (7j2wl)

I hope Dad bit his tongue and didn't start running number and presenting them to her.

Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 02:03 AM (QeH9j)

653 MWNP - fine. the guy's an asshole. and you're still wrong.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 02:05 AM (9GG/0)

654 MWNP - fine. the guy's an asshole. and you're still wrong.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 02:05 AM (9GG/0)

***
Always love it when someone gives up an argument with that phrase. LOL.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 02:08 AM (ojnk6)

655 MWNP you don't even understand the argument or you're just being too stubborn and dense to admit it.

the guy being a former D has nothing at all to do with the validity or lack thereof of the NASA contract idea.

you just instantly assumed "oh, former D - therefore his idea is shit because he's a DIABLO". that's bullshit.

if his idea is bullshit, it's not because he's a former D. it's because the idea is bullshit.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 02:11 AM (9GG/0)

656 MWNP you don't even understand the argument or you're just being too stubborn and dense to admit it.

the guy being a former D has nothing at all to do with the validity or lack thereof of the NASA contract idea.

you just instantly assumed "oh, former D - therefore his idea is shit because he's a DIABLO". that's bullshit.

if his idea is bullshit, it's not because he's a former D. it's because the idea is bullshit.
Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 02:11 AM (9GG/0)

*****
All I asked for is a link to his voting record from you. Would thst have been so hard to post? Instead obfuscation ensues.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 02:15 AM (ojnk6)

657 Shelby may have decent conservative credentials for the most part, but he's a socialist when it comes to space policy.

Next time you hear someone complain about having to buy rides from the Russians, don't blame Obama for that.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2014 02:17 AM (sdi6R)

658 Aaaaaargghh!
Pixy just ate my thoughts, Molly.

Nevermind - it wasn't that interesting...

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 02:18 AM (hZtAR)

659 All I asked for is a link to his voting record from you. Would thst have been so hard to post? Instead obfuscation ensues.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 02:15 AM (ojnk6)

because THAT'S NOT THE POINT. sheesh.

the point is, "former D" does not equal DIABLO, as you tried to suggest.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 02:19 AM (9GG/0)

660 Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 02:18 AM (hZtAR)


Nice bait and switch.

Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 02:20 AM (QeH9j)

661 chemjeff still in the lead but losing points for falling for strawman baiting.

Posted by: Diablog Judge at June 15, 2014 02:20 AM (K+7x9)

662 yeah okay. i give up.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 02:21 AM (9GG/0)

663 Let's say, Generic Politician A from State XYZ is a Republican who used to be a Democrat.

Is Generic Politician A a DIABLO? Without knowing anything more about him?

No. That was the point. Otherwise it's a lifelong sticky label like "racist."

Posted by: RovingCopyEditor at June 15, 2014 02:22 AM (vRdWg)

664 Ok...
I'll try again, but it's not very interesting

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 02:23 AM (+Am/9)

665 Al Stewart "Flying Sorcery"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_qoidWt8cE

I love this song. Can't get it out of my head.

Posted by: rickl at June 15, 2014 02:23 AM (sdi6R)

666 Now?

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 02:24 AM (+Am/9)

667 Straw men are my favorite kind.

Men with no values are my acolytes.

My agents hold the government.

Who can withstand my armies of idiots?

Lucifer Lightbringer, Super Genius. I like the sound of that!

Posted by: Prince of Lies at June 15, 2014 02:24 AM (K+7x9)

668 Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 02:23 AM (+Am/9)

If it beats the Golden Arm story that the gal told around the fire pit tonight that's a plus.

She really hyped that story up.

Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 02:26 AM (Wsm7h)

669 Hah!
Sorry, cth. I saw it & couldn't resist.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 02:26 AM (+Am/9)

670 Ah, d@mn you, chi!

I shall have my vengeance!

In #twoweeks

(congrats)

Posted by: Prince of Lies at June 15, 2014 02:26 AM (K+7x9)

671 congrats chi

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 02:29 AM (9GG/0)

672 the point is, "former D" does not equal DIABLO, as you tried to suggest.

******

And all I ever asked for was his votes, which you cannot, or will not give u up
Up

t you tl

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 02:30 AM (ojnk6)

673 I know you did. And I never directly answered. That's because you caught me! I'm secretly a paid Shelby staffer.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 02:33 AM (9GG/0)

674 Ok, fresh bourbon/ginger - I'll try again...

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 02:33 AM (+Am/9)

675 654
MWNP - fine. the guy's an asshole. and you're still wrong.

Posted by: chemjeff at June 15, 2014 02:05 AM (9GG/0)



***

Always love it when someone gives up an argument with that phrase. LOL.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 02:08 AM (ojnk6)


You've got a certain history of going crossways with people. Did you ever get around to apologizing to BTH?

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 02:34 AM (T1005)

676 And all I ever asked for was his votes, which you cannot, or will not give u up
Up
t you tl
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 15, 2014 02:30 AM (ojnk6)


Someone has already posted his votes and his ACU rating of 96% is easily googled.

If he's a DIABLO, we should all hope for another 50 of his ilk.

Posted by: Maetenloch at June 15, 2014 02:35 AM (XkotV)

677 Congrats, Chi!

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 02:36 AM (T1005)

678
667 Posted by: Prince of Lies

Lucifer Lightbringer, Super Genius. I like the sound of that!


An appropriate title, given that just about everything he does or has ever done, eventually explodes, leaving him severely singed.

Who knew that the IRS scandal would explode just as Iraq crumbles, while the VA disaster only builds up pressure for yet another round ...

Teh JEF really should start carrying a selection of signs that he can hold up ...

Posted by: Arbalest at June 15, 2014 02:38 AM (FlRtG)

679 The Europeans are the original illegal immigrants. Ask any Native American.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 15, 2014 02:43 AM (Q3tFF)

680 Re: Sen Shelby

I remember when he first stood for election to the Senate. One of his ads (which ran in fairly heavy rotation, IIRC) was a complaint that his predecessor, Senator (and RADM, ret) Jeremiah Denton, drove a CADILLAC! Horrors!

Of course, Sen Denton earned the right to drive any thing he wanted after racking up frequent stayer points at the Hanoi Hilton. Which candidate Shelby never mentioned.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 15, 2014 02:45 AM (cHwSy)

681 Aaaaaargghh!
Pixy just ate my thoughts, Molly.

Nevermind - it wasn't that interesting...

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 02:18 AM (hZtAR)


*burp*

Posted by: The Hamsters at June 15, 2014 02:47 AM (K1sEu)

682 In light of the unfolding disaster in Iraq, which is linked to the unfolding disaster in Syria, which is part of a broader failure in the Middle East, which is only one part of an across-the-board failure in foreign policy, which is separate from the failures at home-including healthcare.gov and ObamaCare more broadly, chronically high unemployment, the stimulus and "shovel ready jobs," a historically weak economic recovery, the lowest workforce participation rate since the 1970s, increasing income inequality, and record poverty-the following needs to be said. Even those of us who were highly critical of Mr. Obama early on, who twice voted against him and worked in campaigns to defeat him, could not envision how epically incompetent he would be.

The harm this man has done is immeasurable. And he still has more than two years left to go.

Mr. Obama belongs in a category all his own.

Posted by: Nidal Malik Hasan at June 15, 2014 02:53 AM (e8kgV)

683 So, I'm out front cutting down a hollybushtreeweed (i hate hollys) this morning.
I hear "LEMONADE! Get your lemonade here!" 6 or 7 little girls across the street have a business set up. They have megaphone and are really working it.
Dad had built an awesome littleTikiBar looking thingy.

I walk over, and buy a cup of syrup (seriously, you could pour this stuff on pancakes).

Anyway, a couple hours later, I take the min-pin for a walk. I pass by that house - this little girl comes running out the fronts door - "hey Mr. Chi! Can I have a dollar?"

"Um, what?"

I want a dollar. Can I have another dollar?
Why? What? Where is your mom?
I just want a dollar! Can I have another dollar?

Mom eventually opens the front door & yells at her "make sure your brother doesn't run in the street! "
Never questioned her 7yr old daughter approaching a 47 yr old man walking by. Much less the little brother beside her (wearing nothing but a diaper).

Who lets their kids talk to strangers these days?
I know that I grew up in a different time, but, I hope Mom didn't let anonymous guys give me money.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 02:58 AM (+Am/9)

684 Milwaukee bar constructs fake Brazilian slum for yuppies to enjoy the World Cup in:

http://tinyurl.com/nzjy8yc

Posted by: Bob at June 15, 2014 03:00 AM (2Y6Hc)

685 Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 02:58 AM (+Am/9)


TLR

Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 03:00 AM (Wsm7h)

686 #679

Illegal in what sense? What laws were violated? What enforcement agency was responsible? Or do you mean to tell me that after 20,000 years of having some of the finest real estate on the planet all to themselves, the Native Americans failed to create a society that could defend itself against foreign incursion or even manage a public health initiative to deal with such inevitable problems as disease epidemics?

Posted by: Epobirs at June 15, 2014 03:00 AM (Icq+V)

687 #679

Illegal in what sense? What laws were violated? What enforcement agency was responsible? Or do you mean to tell me that after 20,000 years of having some of the finest real estate on the planet all to themselves, the Native Americans failed to create a society that could defend itself against foreign incursion or even manage a public health initiative to deal with such inevitable problems as disease epidemics?

Posted by: Epobirs at June 15, 2014 03:00 AM (Icq+V)


Right on. Now, let us tell you about those darn Romans...

Posted by: The Etruscans at June 15, 2014 03:02 AM (K1sEu)

688 Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 02:58 AM (+Am/9)


When the kid was asking 'Mr. Chi ' for a dollar was it Meester Meester or Mr. (Insert your real name here.)

Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 03:04 AM (Wsm7h)

689 Illegal in what sense? What laws were violated? What enforcement agency was responsible?

The conquests were no more "illegal" than the conquests that the Incas or Aztecs made. The European conquest even provided a god whose worship didn't require hearts being ripped out of still living chests.

Or do you mean to tell me that after 20,000 years of having some of the finest real estate on the planet all to themselves, the Native Americans failed to create a society that could defend itself against foreign incursion

To be fair, the European powers of that time were dealing with advances in technology and warfare that gave them an advantage over just about everyone out there.

or even manage a public health initiative to deal with such inevitable problems as disease epidemics?

Posted by: Epobirs at June 15, 2014 03:00 AM (Icq+V)


The indigenous population of the America's didn't have the genetic advantages that the European built up against all those diseases in a lethally Darwinian fashion.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 15, 2014 03:07 AM (K1sEu)

690 Hi all, I want to do a quick congratulation to Crank and Mrs Crank on the birth of their baby boy!
Okay, to bed I go then back to lurking.

And the Bears suck.

Posted by: NCW at June 15, 2014 03:12 AM (Qakfn)

691 About those Indians.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcSyaR5PwCo

I wish they had the full version. It was pretty funny.

Posted by: Epobirs at June 15, 2014 03:15 AM (Icq+V)

692 Posted by: The Political Hat at June 15, 2014 03:07 AM (K1sEu)

We should test that hypothesis on our Southern Border.

Oh wait. We are.

Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 03:19 AM (QeH9j)

693 When the kid was asking 'Mr. Chi ' for a dollar was it Meester Meester or Mr. (Insert your real name here.)

Posted by: RWC at June 15, 2014 03:04 AM
----------------
No accents. Actually, her big sister (maybe eight?) was yelling at her "that's so rude! You don't ask him to money!"
Mom didn't give a shit.

Made me think of the time I went on a walkabout with the mailman (1974? ). For some reason, I liked the guy.
I followed him around the neighborhood for a good four hours, & the bastard let me follow him.
Mom was worried sick - he just walked me home when he was done with his route.

Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 03:20 AM (+Am/9)

694 #689

The Indians fought each other constantly. If war alone was a driver of technological innovation, they should have been on a par with the Europeans, at the very least.

Nor were they free of communicable disease. Just a different variety than those the Europeans introduced by their very presence in the Americas. Yet when the critical moment came, they had nothing and their population was reduced to a small fraction before most groups ever directly encountered Europeans.

Jared Diamond claims much of this was due to the lack of a good beast of burden for humans in the Americas to exploit but I find this a bit dubious.

Posted by: Epobirs at June 15, 2014 03:29 AM (Icq+V)

695 You need to abolish all immigration and citizenship laws because my people weren't evil enough to consider such things. Reap what your ancestors have sown.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at June 15, 2014 03:32 AM (Q3tFF)

696 #695

Your people? Blonde Oklahomans?

Posted by: Epobirs at June 15, 2014 03:44 AM (Icq+V)

697 625: No biggie. It figures that the one form of motorsport (a niche sport) that I still follow somewhat is itself a niche. A niche within a niche. Oh well. Plus the US Open and the 24 LeMans seem to be always on the same weekend. Hard to switch back and forth.

Posted by: puddleglum at June 15, 2014 03:55 AM (EKDGA)

698 Your people? Blonde Oklahomans?

The tribe that cries into the darkness: 'We're the Fa Kawi ...'

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 15, 2014 04:04 AM (yBC4q)

699 Posted by: Adriane ... at June 15, 2014 04:04 AM (yBC4q)

I know that joke.

Posted by: BignJames at June 15, 2014 04:05 AM (HtUkt)

700 I know that joke.

You've know Lizzy Warren?!? Dang. Important people you meet here on this blog ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 15, 2014 04:07 AM (yBC4q)

701 Barky....we call him Barky...Obama too, know him well. He's an even bigger joke, though less funny.

Posted by: BignJames at June 15, 2014 04:12 AM (HtUkt)

702 I'm reasonably proud of myself -- I had this box of frozen taquitos, and I finally managed to heat the last and shove 'em down the gullet. They will either be broken down to their constituent amino acids and absorbed, or be emitted as "ash" or in gaseous form. Either way, the problem now belongs to my intestinal villi.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 04:24 AM (T1005)

703 And now it's more than coincidence -- Steinlager bottles are 11.15 fluid ounces, Session Lager is 11 fluid ounces, and Red Stripe is 11.2 ounces.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 04:32 AM (T1005)

704 You say taquitos !
I say tawcatoes!
Let's call the whole thing lunch ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 15, 2014 04:33 AM (yBC4q)

705 704
You say taquitos !

I say tawcatoes!

Let's call the whole thing lunch ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 15, 2014 04:33 AM (yBC4q)


I'm at "let's call the whole thing done". I wasn't very impressed with 'em, despite the convenience factor.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 04:39 AM (T1005)

706 In case Crank is lurking -- pics, stats! We want to anchor SoC to the real, the living....and fully welcome him to our world.

Posted by: cthulhu at June 15, 2014 04:44 AM (T1005)

707 Night all.

Here is "Indians" by Anthrax:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzpRU347BDU

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 15, 2014 04:46 AM (K1sEu)

708 Roses are red,
Violets are blues,
No more frozen taquitos, EVER!
for you ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 15, 2014 04:52 AM (yBC4q)

709 Good Night, Good People,
Health & Happiness,
Our at least, since this is Ace's House,
Good Night, & try not to make a mess ...


Burma Shave!

Posted by: Adriane ... at June 15, 2014 04:59 AM (yBC4q)

710 Made me think of the time I went on a walkabout with the mailman (1974? ). For some reason, I liked the guy.

I followed him around the neighborhood for a good four hours, the bastard let me follow him.

Mom was worried sick - he just walked me home when he was done with his route.





Posted by: shredded chi at June 15, 2014 03:20 AM (+Am/9)


My younger brother did that once, but we lived in such a small town that all the neighborhood mothers called the house to update his progress. Apparently he had asked the first one to call Mom and tell her where Brother was and promised to keep an eye on him.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 15, 2014 05:54 AM (6fyGz)

711 40 rounds of .223 loaded with two different powders and charges, so I'll test them out on Friday and see which works best in the Saiga. Also, 20 rounds of 30-06 loaded, 5 rounds in each group with four different powder charges, so I'll see what the Mossy likes best on Friday as well. After that I'll standardize the load for my Bambi-missing rounds.



(Actually I don't miss Bambi, he just goes elsewhere when I'm around.)



And now I'm tired, so off to bed I go. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 15, 2014 05:58 AM (6fyGz)

712 Congrats, Crank!

Posted by: acethepug at June 15, 2014 06:00 AM (cjlZ6)

713 So happy for the Crank family. Glad all are doing well. Congrats!!

Posted by: Ammo Dump at June 15, 2014 06:11 AM (GgPam)

714 So Dr. Crank and the Mrs had the little crank? When was it and can Dr. Crank at some point please tell us the boy's real first name so that we're not referring to him as a "little Crank". ;^)

God bless the family!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 15, 2014 06:11 AM (lLdbc)

715 Did anyone take a good look at gun control lunatics marching across the Brooklyn Bridge Guardian article that Drudge has in upper right column?

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun /14/gun-control-march-new-york-shootings-us

"Hundreds of people crossed New York City's Brooklyn Bridge on
Saturday morning to call for an end to gun violence in the US, united by
the rallying cry "Not one more".
The slogan was inspired by Richard Martinez, whose son Christohper was one of three California college students killed in a May attack that left seven people dead, including the shooter, Elliot Rodger. Immediately after the shooting, Martinez demanded lawmakers put an end to gun violence."


It's actually pretty funny as if you take a good look at the photo the "Hundreds of people" are a cleverly posed pic of maybe 15 people huddled together brandishing a number of well designed professionally printed banners and signs.


There's like 8mln people in NYC, and they got 15 to 20 of them worked up enough to go out on the bridge and scream in hysterics about "never again" or whatever it is they have been told to repeat.


Pretty pathetic really.


Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at June 15, 2014 06:56 AM (NnjE8)

716 Congrats on the Crankling! /kazoo

Posted by: TangoNine at June 15, 2014 07:29 AM (x3YFz)

717 Whew....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at June 15, 2014 07:44 AM (6T+0j)

718 Son of Crank had a good first night in this world of ours, I trust? I sincerely hope Mrs.. Crank did as well. Conservative Crank gets his first Fathers Day today! Yay!

I demand stats on the wee one.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 15, 2014 07:44 AM (oMKp3)

719 714>> I think Son of Crank is the 'official' moniker.

God's blessing on the li'l man and his parents!!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 15, 2014 07:47 AM (60Vyp)

720 Best wishes for a long, healthy, happy life to Son of Crank!

Posted by: Dancing Queen at June 15, 2014 08:01 AM (FDGeg)

721 Nood.

Posted by: Y-not at June 15, 2014 08:15 AM (zDsvJ)

722 Storms broke loudly at 5am. Got up to let in and dry off the cat who refused to come in last night. The dog demanded constant reassuring petting. So, going back to bed quickly became a non-option.

Then everybody demanded feeding, even though it was hours early. (Everybody but nervous tummy doggy.) Including Miss Fussy the Guest kitty, who has hardly moved from my desk in days, and in the night had thrown up on it. And her little temporary cardboard litterbox was a disaster.

But the storms are moving off, everybody is settled down, everything is cleaned up, and I have coffee. Ahh. But, talk about hitting the ground running first thing in the morning...!

Hi!

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