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American Training Personnel Evacuating Iraqi Airbase at Balad
After Looting $429 Million & More Gold Bullion From Mosul Central Bank, ISIS Is Now "The Richest Terror Force In the World"

Balad used to be a joint American-Iraqi airbase. It's now simply an Iraqi airbase, but a dozen official US officers and hundreds of US contractors have been based there, training Iraqis how to fly F-14s.

Per Shep Smith on Fox News, we're now evacuating that base.

Balad lies between Tikrit (in the north) and Baghdad (in the middle of the country). Balad is about 40 km north of Baghdad.

From News of the Inevitable, yes, Iran is now sending in troops to assist the falling Maliki government.

Thusfar it's not a lot of troops...A 150-man unit of the Quds Force, the elite section of Iran’s Revolutionary Guard, has deployed to Iraq, supported by a team of Saberin, Tehran’s equivalent of the SAS.

...but they've been effective: It is claimed that the a combined Iranian-Iraqi army has reclaimed 85% of Tikrit.

Two battalions of the Quds Forces, the overseas branch of Iran's Revolutionary Guard Corps that has long operated in Iraq, came to the aid of the besieged, Shiite-dominated government of Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki, they said.

You will not be shocked to learn that Obama learned about all this when you did. Read Allah's post (linked above) for Allah's disbelief/skepticism that no one in our intelligence community had any kind of inkling this was going to happen.

Some military officials now believe ISIS is the single greatest terrorist threat the U.S. and its allies face—stronger than the al Qaeda affiliates in Yemen or Africa and far more powerful than al Qaeda's central leadership in Pakistan. Other senior U.S. officials say ISIS has yet to carry out any attacks directly targeting the U.S.

"It makes you want to kill yourself," a senior U.S. official said of the intelligence on ISIS, which was presented by U.S. and Gulf allies during the May meeting in Jeddah.

ISIS has bulldozed border berms separating Syria and Iraq, as a signal that they are re-establishing the trans-Arab caliphate.

Also a signal: imposing sharia law on unwilling millions.

The Islamic State of Iraq and al-Shams (Isis) has imposed a strict set of Sharia laws on the citizens of Nineveh province just days after capturing the provincial capital of Mosul.

...

"For women, dress decently and wear wide clothes. Only go out if needed," read the document [posted on social media] as translated by Al Aan TV reporter Jenan Moussa.

Further rules included bans on drugs, alcohol and cigarettes while public gatherings, the possession of guns and the carrying of flags not of the Islamic state were outlawed.

This is interesting:

The document added that Isis wish to destroy all shrines and graves, in reference to Shia shrines in towns such as Samarra where fighting is continuing.

That might be a serious mistake on their part, but psychopaths are going to do crazy things.

This should make you want to kill yourself:


The group has become the richest terror force in the world after looting $429m and large amounts of gold bullion from Mosul's central bank following the city's capture.

Update: Joey Bidez has given some kind of vague nonsense statement, that the US is "prepared to" "intensify and accelerate" our cooperation with Iraq.

What the hell does that mean?

Nothing.

It's not supposed to mean anything, like everything else this Administration says.

Posted by: Ace at 03:32 PM




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1 Just wonderful

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2014 03:32 PM (3W1WP)

2 She gone.

Posted by: Countrysquire at June 12, 2014 03:33 PM (eEBON)

3 But out or butt out?

Posted by: Countrysquire at June 12, 2014 03:33 PM (eEBON)

4 @6News 9m

Obama: Iraq will need additional US assistance http://6.wate.com/1oimStm

* marches around indignant *
No blood for oil! No blood for oil!
* marches around indignant *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2014 03:34 PM (M4Zru)

5 But the world's less violent now, right?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2014 03:34 PM (3W1WP)

6 When do we get the Saigon embassy visual that Barry was hoping for?

Shit's accelerating over there and there's no telling where or when it stops.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at June 12, 2014 03:35 PM (km6rx)

7 So basically, Iran is going to swoop in and save/claim Iraq? Nice.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at June 12, 2014 03:35 PM (U2+ta)

8
Wow, Daily Beast has contact in the Taliban. LOL

http://goo.gl/6sYdw9

Bergdahl is illiterate.

Posted by: Proud Pug American at June 12, 2014 03:35 PM (lJm99)

9 If only Bush hadn't invaded illegally Iraq in the first place, this would not be happening today.

Posted by: Sarah Rainbow Fleckstein at June 12, 2014 03:35 PM (NXg/k)

10 put part of the blame on McCain and his silly and dangerous insistence that we assit the rebels in Syria. Bottom of his class dumbass.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Clinton at June 12, 2014 03:36 PM (g6ZDl)

11 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Ah, F it. at June 12, 2014 03:36 PM (PYAXX)

12 Smart Power (TM).

Posted by: Buckeye Katie at June 12, 2014 03:36 PM (1M/xn)

13 see the added stuff at the end.

I buried the headline.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2014 03:36 PM (/FnUH)

14 The myth of Obama's intelligence and competence continues to unravel.Even the dumbest of the dumb out there can't miss this.

Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2014 03:36 PM (zqvg6)

15 Nice going Barky. You neither care about our Country or its people. You were placed on that post to destroy us. So far so good, but I don't think you will get out alive. You have many sins to atone for and karma will bite you in the ass one of these days. I hope I am still around to see it and piss on your grave.

Posted by: Infidel at June 12, 2014 03:36 PM (Z1SI2)

16 Chuck Hagel. Is there anything he can't do? Barky is gonna be pissed about this when he reads about it on his Blackberry. I'm sure heads will rol....I can't even type that with a straight face.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2014 03:36 PM (3W1WP)

17 BUG out

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at June 12, 2014 03:37 PM (SCcgT)

18 But at least we have an intelligent adult in the WH right? Anybody?

Posted by: Adam at June 12, 2014 03:37 PM (Aif/5)

19 Brave Obama ran away
Bravely, ran away...away...
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Obama turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely talking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat
Bravest of the brave, Obama

Posted by: --- at June 12, 2014 03:37 PM (MMC8r)

20 Did you mean, "Bug Out" Ace?

Posted by: Daybrother's Blue Pencil at June 12, 2014 03:37 PM (uPNzf)

21 Iran, a country run by insane mullahs and a more reliable ally in time of need than the Obama Administration.

Posted by: ejo at June 12, 2014 03:37 PM (GXvSO)

22
My brother, who is prone to hyperbole, always crowed that This Fuckin' Guy would bring World War 3 down on our heads.

Now, as opposed to hyperbolic, he is sounding prescient. G-d forbid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:38 PM (CMkNk)

23
Plus ca change, and all that shit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 12, 2014 03:38 PM (TIIx5)

24 Two battalions? That's all they needed?

Posted by: Chris Balsz at June 12, 2014 03:38 PM (HZLYB)

25 It's now simply an Iraqi airbase, but a dozen official US officers and hundreds of US contractors have been based there, training Iraqis how to fly F-14s.


Huh. Where'd they get the F-14s from?

Posted by: CM at June 12, 2014 03:38 PM (0NdlF)

26 *scans horizon for four horsemen*

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 12, 2014 03:38 PM (jmFXI)

27 Ace, you also misspelled Shemp.

Posted by: Countrysquire at June 12, 2014 03:38 PM (eEBON)

28 20 Did you mean, "Bug Out" Ace?
Posted by: Daybrother's Blue Pencil at June 12, 2014 03:37 PM (uPNzf)


(shrieking Hillary voice)

"What difference does it make?!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:38 PM (CMkNk)

29 22 Weakness is provocative.

Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2014 03:38 PM (zqvg6)

30 Perhaps it would confuse them if we ran away some more?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 12, 2014 03:39 PM (3W1WP)

31 >>>"It makes you want to kill yourself," a senior U.S. official said of the
intelligence on ISIS, which was presented by U.S. and Gulf allies
during the May meeting in Jeddah.<<<

The Suicide Administration. Why do they tease us?

Posted by: Fritz at June 12, 2014 03:39 PM (UzPAd)

32 Obama really is as bad as we always said he was--only worse. The truly sad fact is that, in the minds (for want of a better word) of millions of our fellow citizens, what's happening in Iraq in 2014 is still the fault of a man who left office early in 2009. Expect polls in the next few days to come out claiming that a majority of Americans blame Bush for the "current" crisis.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at June 12, 2014 03:39 PM (U2+ta)

33 29 22 Weakness is provocative.
Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2014 03:38 PM (zqvg6)


Like Kate Upton in traction, wearing a g-string and pheromones?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:40 PM (CMkNk)

34 No baby yet. Appointment tomorrow morning.

Oh, Charlie Gibson just texted me: Status Of Forces Agreement? Never heard of it. So how could that be responsible for terror resurgence in Iraq?

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at June 12, 2014 03:40 PM (ADF+a)

35 >>>Did you mean, "Bug Out" Ace?

I did indeed.

I was wondering why people kept writing "but out" or "butt out."

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2014 03:40 PM (/FnUH)

36 Poised for victory.

Posted by: --- at June 12, 2014 03:40 PM (MMC8r)

37 Posted by: --- at June 12, 2014 03:37 PM (MMC8r)


I am SO Tweeing this.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 12, 2014 03:40 PM (jmFXI)

38 Remember, Obama will still be in office for over two and a half more years.

Want to see how bad it'll get?

Too bad, were going to find out anyway.

Posted by: The Political Hat at June 12, 2014 03:40 PM (CTCNK)

39 I notice they banned guns.

Another point of agreement between leftists & islamists.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 12, 2014 03:40 PM (+jyzN)

40 As I said earlier, this is the opposite of 'peace through strength'.

Posted by: Countrysquire at June 12, 2014 03:40 PM (eEBON)

41 As we all know, this kind of thing tends to spread and I have to wonder...how stable is Saudi Arabia really?

Because if these guys get it in their head to take the real holy sites...

Posted by: AmishDude at June 12, 2014 03:40 PM (T0NGe)

42 Fortunately, the world is a much less violent place. Thanks in great part to my policies.

You're welcome world.

I fully intend on restoring order in Iraq...I've already written the speech.


Posted by: barack obama as Augustus at June 12, 2014 03:40 PM (5DdVJ)

43 So, maybe a dumb question, but what is our endgame here?

That is how do we know when we have succeeded doing what it is we are supposed to be doing?

Savvy?

Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at June 12, 2014 03:40 PM (NnjE8)

44 There's nothing the "smartest guy in the room" can't do.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 12, 2014 03:40 PM (rXcBX)

45 @8

So, Bergdahl just admitted to being a deserter. Well, that should be a fairly simple court martial.

Posted by: Captain of the Titanic at June 12, 2014 03:40 PM (W2YA6)

46 Barry learned about it when he overheard President Jarrett order them to take Baghdad and kill anyone in their way.

Posted by: Daybrother's First Church of SMOD at June 12, 2014 03:41 PM (RPov0)

47 The United States has been fast to provide necessary support for the people and government of Iraq under our Strategic Framework Agreement, and we are working together to roll back aggression and counter the threat that the Islamic State of Iraq and Levant poses to the people of the region.

-Susan Rice



Now where's my unicorn?

Posted by: RWC at June 12, 2014 03:41 PM (fWAjv)

48
I've said it repeatedly, but it bears repeating:

Is there not one general or admiral who will publicly call out SCOAMF and the left and resign his commission in protest?

NOT ONE?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:41 PM (CMkNk)

49 Presidential Daily Briefing.




WHAT THE FUCK IS IT FOR?!?!?!

Posted by: EC at June 12, 2014 03:41 PM (GQ8sn)

50 Get some good footage of the last helicopter taking off of the roof of the embassy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2014 03:42 PM (/rVxx)

51 Mission Accomplished, bitchez!

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 12, 2014 03:42 PM (ZPrif)

52
Instead of airstrikes, the USAF should air-drop loads of I-pods all with his greatest speeches.

Winning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:42 PM (CMkNk)

53 War through Weakness ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 12, 2014 03:42 PM (+jyzN)

54 Obviously, the world is taking notice of Obama's brilliance and deft handling of every crisis. And they are awestruck.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at June 12, 2014 03:42 PM (U2+ta)

55 Presidential Daily Briefing.




WHAT THE FUCK IS IT FOR?!?!?!
Posted by: EC at June 12, 2014 03:41 PM (GQ8sn)

Coffee and donuts.

Posted by: Jen at June 12, 2014 03:42 PM (njFn8)

56 When these attacks started we should have rolled in some drones and other air support and blunted their offensive, now they have a lot of momentum.

The good news? We'll finally get that war on women we've been told we wanted.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 12, 2014 03:42 PM (P1WNR)

57 49 Presidential Daily Briefing.
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT FOR?!?!?!
Posted by: EC at June 12, 2014 03:41 PM (GQ8sn)

You misunderstand. It's the Daily Presidential de-Pantsing of Amerikkka.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:43 PM (CMkNk)

58 If it wasn't so serious,and disgraceful to my country I could get such a good laugh out of Obama'sstupidity.

Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2014 03:43 PM (zqvg6)

59 Isn't this the same Iraq that seriously considered marrying off 12-year-old girls?

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at June 12, 2014 03:43 PM (dTh2r)

60 See, Obama is just like us, one of the common man: He learns about everything when we do, by reading the newspapers.

/s/
Upcoming leftist spin

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 12, 2014 03:43 PM (VjL9S)

61 About time for the trolls to roll in by the boxcar load...

Posted by: Countrysquire at June 12, 2014 03:43 PM (eEBON)

62 I will not send American boys in to do a job Iraqi boys should be doing.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2014 03:43 PM (/rVxx)

63 Speak softly

And give your enemy a big stick

Posted by: Thunderb at June 12, 2014 03:43 PM (zOTsN)

64 So none of our Ruling Class foresaw the Cantor upset or Iraq collapse or WWE's jobberpocalypse.

More proof that Nobody Knows Nothing.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at June 12, 2014 03:43 PM (ZPrif)

65 OMG! Queen Bey's havin' another baby!

Posted by: LIV at June 12, 2014 03:44 PM (/kI1Q)

66
You wanted a Jackhammer.
You got a Jackass.
You'd settle for Jar-Jar Binks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:44 PM (CMkNk)

67 429 million? That's two Hillary Clintons.

Posted by: JT in KC at June 12, 2014 03:44 PM (2i5RI)

68 So let me get this straight...
The 'rebels' in Syria BO has been sending aid to are now invading Iraq and fighting the military we trained?

Heckuv a job, Barry.

Posted by: tom_06060 at June 12, 2014 03:44 PM (z04hE)

69
We're looking for a few good men. Hmmm. Send our recruiters to Qatar! Thanks Barry.

Posted by: ISIS human resources at June 12, 2014 03:44 PM (wAQA5)

70 Training them to fly F-14s? You mean Maverick and Iceman could be in trouble?

Quick! Assemble a rescue team made up of Hollywood has-beens!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gloom, Despair, & Agony at the Outrage Outlet! at June 12, 2014 03:44 PM (hLRSq)

71 Shit Status -- Failed to not do the dumb version thereof.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2014 03:44 PM (bdHl6)

72 55 Presidential Daily Briefing. WHAT THE FUCK IS IT FOR?!?!?! Posted by: EC at June 12, 2014 03:41 PM (GQ8sn) Coffee and donuts.
Posted by: Jen at June 12, 2014 03:42 PM (njFnFREE coffee and donuts, courtesy of the hard working men and women of the USA.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at June 12, 2014 03:44 PM (GgPam)

73 25
It's now simply an Iraqi airbase, but a dozen official US officers
and hundreds of US contractors have been based there, training Iraqis
how to fly F-14s.





Huh. Where'd they get the F-14s from?

Well, I think Iran is still flying them :-)

Probably means F-16.

Posted by: enkidu at June 12, 2014 03:44 PM (SCda6)

74 Will Obama cancel his golf and fundraising trip to Palm Springs tomorrow?

Will he be there to welcome Bowe Bergdahl home tonight?

Posted by: Klown 2.0 at June 12, 2014 03:44 PM (5fSr7)

75 We now need immigration reform more than ever.

Posted by: Rand Paul at June 12, 2014 03:44 PM (P1WNR)

76 War through Weakness ?

Peace through submission.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Ah, F it. at June 12, 2014 03:44 PM (PYAXX)

77 Where the hell is Michelle's hashtag?!?!

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at June 12, 2014 03:44 PM (dTh2r)

78 BOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHHH

Posted by: Thunderb at June 12, 2014 03:45 PM (zOTsN)

79 19 Brave Obama ran away
Bravely, ran away...away...

You're stepping on my lines man.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 12, 2014 03:45 PM (5buP8)

80 How do you say Dien Bien Phu in Arabic?

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2014 03:45 PM (rCQHn)

81 Remember how Obama was going to take all of that money that would be "saved" from fighting the wars to plow it back into give away programs? They were double and triple counting that "saved" money?

Now how can he possibly support Iraq. It was the wrong war. And now he'll go back and refight the wrong war because after we had won it, he lost it?

There is no way he can win here, no matter what he does because he has already covered all of his bases...

in stupid.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 12, 2014 03:45 PM (BZAd3)

82 Weakness is provocative.
Posted by: steevy at June 12, 2014 03:38 PM (zqvg6)


Like Kate Upton in traction, wearing a g-string and pheromones?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Any comment I make at this point will cause a cascade of regret, shame, guilt and, Oh Hell, I'd still hit it.

Posted by: Daybrother's First Church of SMOD at June 12, 2014 03:45 PM (Culdr)

83 so, can we now officially say that Obama is the worst president in history, or do we first need to see him shake hands withPutin while saying "peace in our time"?

Posted by: mallfly at June 12, 2014 03:45 PM (zjcTL)

84 But at least we have an intelligent adult in the WH right? Anybody?
Posted by: Adam at June 12, 2014 03:37 PM (Aif/5)

Sasha and Mallia are still minors, so no.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gloom, Despair, & Agony at the Outrage Outlet! at June 12, 2014 03:46 PM (hLRSq)

85 Why would they fly a retired Navy plane?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2014 03:46 PM (/rVxx)

86 Liking this whole Iran/Iraq teamup. It's like bizarro 1980.

Posted by: Chupacabras at June 12, 2014 03:46 PM (V40IZ)

87 82 Any comment I make at this point will cause a cascade of regret, shame, guilt and, Oh Hell, I'd still hit it.
Posted by: Daybrother's First Church of SMOD at June 12, 2014 03:45 PM (Culdr)


Why? She was wearing the g-string voluntarily.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:46 PM (CMkNk)

88 Anyone suggesting that AQ overrrunning Iraq is bad is a racist.

Mmmmkay?

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2014 03:46 PM (rCQHn)

89 What are "wide clothes"?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2014 03:46 PM (g1DWB)

90 Kurds took Kirkuk

Posted by: Thunderb at June 12, 2014 03:46 PM (zOTsN)

91 I'm telling you, he's doing this on purpose.

He'll go down as one of History's Greatest Monsters.

Of course, by then we'll all be scrambling for gasoline in the Wasteland...

Posted by: --- at June 12, 2014 03:46 PM (MMC8r)

92 Exciting news, Crank!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 12, 2014 03:46 PM (jmFXI)

93 They were double and triple counting that "saved" money?

You act like this is new.

Posted by: The Peace Dividend, circa 1993 at June 12, 2014 03:46 PM (OWjjx)

94 Harry Reid sold ISIS the mining rights to Ninevah Province


where's Sterling Archer?



Posted by: doug the head at June 12, 2014 03:47 PM (8CdUx)

95 So, when they start using dug up WMD's on each other, then who's gonna look silly?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at June 12, 2014 03:47 PM (/z4Rz)

96 Coffee and donuts.

Not for you, Jenkins. You eat the salad. It's for your own good.

Posted by: SCOAMF at June 12, 2014 03:47 PM (/kI1Q)

97 Pershmerga have captured Kirkuk

Posted by: Costanza Defense at June 12, 2014 03:47 PM (ZPrif)

98 What are "wide clothes"?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2014 03:46 PM (g1DWB)


Not tight....loose fitting

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 12, 2014 03:47 PM (jmFXI)

99 84 Sasha and Mallia are still minors, so no.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gloom, Despair, & Agony at the Outrage Outlet! at June 12, 2014 03:46 PM (hLRSq)

Sushi and Malaria. THAT was it!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:47 PM (CMkNk)

100 What are "wide clothes"?

Well, technically, assless chaps would be considered wide clothes. Though I am not sure that is what they had in mind.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 12, 2014 03:47 PM (OWjjx)

101 What are "wide clothes"?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2014 03:46 PM (g1DWB)






The wardrobe of FLOTUS.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 12, 2014 03:47 PM (rXcBX)

102 Anybody up for a game of kick the can?

Posted by: Barry at June 12, 2014 03:47 PM (Aif/5)

103 And to make all this bad news fade from the Headlines, Fredo will capitulate to the Iranians on the Nuke stuff to get a deal , ANY DEAL WHAT SO EVER.

And coming to a 7-11 near you the 2 newest managers : Karzai and Malaki

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2014 03:48 PM (t3UFN)

104 DRUDGE REPORT @DRUDGE_REPORT 4h
FLASHBACK: Biden: Iraq One of Obama's 'Great Achievments' http://drudge.tw/1liTsbg

Posted by: Costanza Defense at June 12, 2014 03:48 PM (ZPrif)

105 So, when they start using dug up WMD's on each other, then who's gonna look silly?
Posted by: OG Celtic-American at June 12, 2014 03:47 PM (/z4Rz)

You mean the ones we watched go by truck to Syria?

Posted by: Jen at June 12, 2014 03:48 PM (njFn8)

106 And to make all this bad news fade from the Headlines, Fredo will capitulate to the Iranians on the Nuke stuff to get a deal , ANY DEAL WHAT SO EVER.

And coming to a 7-11 near you the 2 newest managers : Karzai and Malaki

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2014 03:48 PM (t3UFN)

107 the "wide clothes" rule was Hillary Clinton's idea


fashion is destiny, people; destiny...

Posted by: doug the head at June 12, 2014 03:48 PM (8CdUx)

108 91 I'm telling you, he's doing this on purpose.

He'll go down as one of History's Greatest Monsters.

Of course, by then we'll all be scrambling for gasoline in the Wasteland...
Posted by: --- at June 12, 2014 03:46 PM (MMC8r)



Please, he's more like the reverse Wilton Parmenter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:48 PM (CMkNk)

109 *taps middle finger on chin while facing the camera*

This is all the fault of Bush.

Posted by: King Barky, Benghazi investigator extraordinaire at June 12, 2014 03:48 PM (bdHl6)

110 91 I'm telling you, he's doing this on purpose.

He'll go down as one of History's Greatest Monsters.

Of course, by then we'll all be scrambling for gasoline in the Wasteland...
Posted by: --- at June 12, 2014 03:46 PM (MMC8r)



Please, he's more like the reverse Wilton Parmenter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:48 PM (CMkNk)

111 What are "wide clothes"?
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2014 03:46 PM (g1DWB)


Go ahead....I know one of you morons will.

Posted by: Insert the obvious Larry Craig joke here! at June 12, 2014 03:48 PM (OWjjx)

112 Are wide clothes like pantsuits?

Posted by: Hillary! at June 12, 2014 03:48 PM (V40IZ)

113 What are "wide clothes"?

Floor-length burlap sacks over their heads.

Posted by: HR at June 12, 2014 03:48 PM (/kI1Q)

114 Shemp is reporting that Biden has told Maliki that the US will offer support.....

Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2014 03:49 PM (v0/PR)

115 Quick! Order another reset button, but this time make sure it has the right Austrian word for "reset".

Posted by: Furious George at June 12, 2014 03:49 PM (yFb77)

116 I'm surprised Obama didn't keep the Americans there and use 'ransoming' them as a way to get more terrorists out of gitmo.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 12, 2014 03:49 PM (DxSU2)

117 I'm driving to MASS for a wedding tomorrow. Better bring a few thousand $ for gas when the price sky rockets tonight

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2014 03:49 PM (t3UFN)

118 114 Shemp is reporting that Biden has told Maliki that the US will offer support.....
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2014 03:49 PM (v0/PR)


Jane Russel in an 18-Hour girdle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:49 PM (CMkNk)

119 Woof! Woof!
That's my other infidel dog imitation!

Posted by: ISIS tank commander in a looted American tank at June 12, 2014 03:49 PM (GsmA5)

120 89 What are "wide clothes"?
***

A big black bag. Because you can't expect savages to have self control. Because Islam means peace or so I was told by a bunch of Ivy League windowlickers.

Posted by: B at June 12, 2014 03:49 PM (VC56G)

121 Shemp is reporting that Biden has told Maliki that the US will offer support.....
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2014 03:49 PM (v0/PR)

Yeah a microwave and a pack of kosher hot dogs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2014 03:50 PM (t3UFN)

122 Fawk




So. Diverting those stealth bombers?

Posted by: Thunderb at June 12, 2014 03:50 PM (zOTsN)

123 We're all Austrian now mate.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2014 03:50 PM (/rVxx)

124 "NOT ONE?!"

They are gone already. What is left are nothing but hack careerists waiting for the next promotion list to come out. You dont get an extra star by denouncing the dickhead in chief.

Posted by: GMB (et al) at June 12, 2014 03:50 PM (nkPV9)

125 MREs and helmets qualify as support.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 12, 2014 03:50 PM (Aif/5)

126 Training the Iraqis to fly F-14s?

Ummm... status: doubtful.

Posted by: Hayabusa at June 12, 2014 03:50 PM (659DL)

127

Reset in German = Rücksetzen

In Austrian, I have no idea.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:50 PM (CMkNk)

128 Bergdahl, Baghdad. My head hurts. Where's that video of OJ and the white Bronco from 20 years ago today....?

Posted by: Lo-Info-Voter at June 12, 2014 03:50 PM (U2+ta)

129 Okay, sorry for OT...

My son has pretty bad ADHD. He's currently on Vyvanse (legal speed- like most ADHD meds). It mostly works, but he's losing weight- more than a pound this week alone.

So, I'm asking the medically aware morons- is there a good option to replae the vyvanse which *won't* cause my kid to lose more weight?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Ah, F it. at June 12, 2014 03:50 PM (PYAXX)

130 War through Weakness ?

Peace through submission.


Peace Through Inferior Firepower.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2014 03:51 PM (WPhwX)

131 Wow.....isn't it funny that Putin shows Obama to be a weak ass punk and all of a sudden the entire Middle East decides to start acting like Micheal Corleone right after the Don died.

It is almost as if bad people thrive when weak people do nothing.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 12, 2014 03:51 PM (OWjjx)

132 Shemp is reporting that Biden has told Maliki that the US will offer support.....
Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2014 03:49 PM (v0/PR)

We have already deployed the Holy #hashtag of Antioch. What more support could they need?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gloom, Despair, & Agony at the Outrage Outlet! at June 12, 2014 03:51 PM (hLRSq)

133 At this point I'm just praying this fucking asshole does not get another crack at filling a Supreme Court vacancy.

Nothing can be done about this asshole because no one in the "opposition" want to do anything about this asshole.

As Mrs. Lindsey said, if he does it again we'll impeach him.

Fuck you Lindsey and you impotent fuckwits - DO SOMETHING, ANYTHING - STOP THIS MAN!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at June 12, 2014 03:51 PM (bKSy7)

134 I'm surprised a bastard whoreson isn't a more effective president.






(yeah, I just wanted to call the JEF a bastard whoreson.)

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at June 12, 2014 03:51 PM (rXcBX)

135 119 Woof! Woof!
That's my other infidel dog imitation!
Posted by: ISIS tank commander in a looted American tank at June 12, 2014 03:49 PM (GsmA5)


Creeps.

(Definitely an anti-social type)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:51 PM (CMkNk)

136 You know what causes this behavior don't you? Global Warming; that's what.

Posted by: Daybrother's First Church of SMOD at June 12, 2014 03:51 PM (5XBVh)

137 Another YouTube video?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2014 03:51 PM (/rVxx)

138 Because you can't expect savages to have self control. Because Islam
means peace or so I was told by a bunch of Ivy League windowlickers.


"Self-defense is not an answer; we have to teach men not to rape! Except Muslim men, we can't impose our cultural norms on them."

Posted by: HR at June 12, 2014 03:51 PM (/kI1Q)

139 Spectacular. The world is coming to an end far faster than I could have imagined.

Posted by: Null at June 12, 2014 03:52 PM (P7hip)

140 Obama's not the smartest guy in the room even when he's the only one in it.

Posted by: rat-pig-dog-boy at June 12, 2014 03:52 PM (68O4K)

141 Don't take the aide. It will just constipate you

Posted by: Ukraine at June 12, 2014 03:52 PM (zOTsN)

142 Why would they fly a retired Navy plane?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2014 03:46 PM (/rVxx)

It was/would be still a good defensive plane. Maybe that was the calculation? So Iraq's neighbors would have to worry about an ambitious Iraq?

Just a guess.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 12, 2014 03:52 PM (BZAd3)

143 F-14s?????

maybe we meant F-16s? only the Iranians still have Tomcats, and i'm not sure any of those are operational, due to lack of spare parts.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 12, 2014 03:52 PM (q+fqH)

144 Biden is gonna send the same support to Iraq that we sent to the Ukriane

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2014 03:52 PM (t3UFN)

145 If President Boyfriend offers them any more help then a bow, I'll shit myself.

So, who has the receipts for the WMD's stored in Syria? There's a whole lot of problems that could probable work themselves out.

Posted by: Chupacabras at June 12, 2014 03:52 PM (V40IZ)

146 I was born without a feck.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama - mm mm mm at June 12, 2014 03:52 PM (jYxCp)

147 You know what causes this behavior don't you? Global Warming; that's what.

I thought it was white-privilege micro-aggressions.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Ah, F it. at June 12, 2014 03:53 PM (PYAXX)

148 117 I'm driving to MASS for a wedding tomorrow. Better bring a few thousand $ for gas when the price sky rockets tonight
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2014 03:49 PM (t3UFN)


Fuck that. Bring a siphon and suck it out of anyone with an Obama-Biden or Coexist bumper sticker. Yeah, the talk electric but drive goz-leen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:53 PM (CMkNk)

149 Fundamental Transformation, Yo!!!

Posted by: puddleglum at June 12, 2014 03:53 PM (4W1ir)

150 Why would they fly a retired Navy plane?
Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2014 03:46 PM (/rVxx)

It was/would be still a good defensive plane. Maybe that was the calculation? So Iraq's neighbors would have to worry about an ambitious Iraq?

Just a guess.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 12, 2014 03:52 PM (BZAd3)

143 F-14s?????

maybe we meant F-16s? only the Iranians still have Tomcats, and i'm not sure any of those are operational, due to lack of spare parts.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 12, 2014 03:52 PM (q+fqH)

Yeah that's gotta be a misprint or muff. I would bet all I have in right pocket that it is NOT F-14s

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2014 03:53 PM (t3UFN)

151 Hey ISIS, hear you just came into some dough...

Posted by: Kim Jong-un DBA Nukes-4-Sale at June 12, 2014 03:53 PM (wAQA5)

152 Ich denke zurucksetzen ist besser hier. mit umlaut Naturlich.

Posted by: GMB (et al) at June 12, 2014 03:53 PM (nkPV9)

153 139 Spectacular. The world is coming to an end far faster than I could have imagined.
Posted by: Null at June 12, 2014 03:52 PM (P7hip)


And not one lousy stinking friggin' meteor in sight!

What a gyp.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:53 PM (CMkNk)

154 da Zero is just like his voters, ignorant and uninformed. And their stupidity is the cherry on top.

Posted by: maddogg at June 12, 2014 03:54 PM (xWW96)

155 So ... America and Iran are gonna team up to help Iraq?

Posted by: Costanza Defense at June 12, 2014 03:54 PM (ZPrif)

156 Didn't our intel miss the upcoming fall of the Iron Curtain, Pakistan NK getting nukes 9/11, among other things? I can't think of anything they've known about, or admitted to knowing about, before the fact.

Posted by: Baldy at June 12, 2014 03:54 PM (2bql3)

157 We have already deployed the Holy #hashtag of Antioch. What more support could they need?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gloom, Despair, & Agony at the Outrage Outlet! at June 12, 2014 03:51 PM (hLRSq)

LOL!

Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2014 03:54 PM (v0/PR)

Posted by: The Loud, Proud Gaystapo at June 12, 2014 03:54 PM (jYxCp)

159 It is almost as if bad people thrive when weak people do nothing.

This is not the hill to die on!

Posted by: John Boehner at June 12, 2014 03:54 PM (DxSU2)

160 Where is Dunkirk, Iraq?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2014 03:54 PM (BAS5M)

161 It could be that this disaster stems from the fact that SCOAMF and everyone in his administration is incompetent and clueless. But is it not reasonable to wonder if maybe working out exactly as SCOAMF and his team want...?

Posted by: Stu-22 at June 12, 2014 03:54 PM (AiYlm)

162 Ace, Ace, Ace,

The US doesn't fly F-14 Tomcats anymore. The Iraqis are training to fly F-16IQs, which is to say, F-16C/Ds based on the Block 52 models but with the avionics dumbed down so they can't handle some of the latest weapons, like smart bombs. Should the terrorists capture them, they will probably sell them to China, maybe Russia.

Posted by: Tantor at June 12, 2014 03:54 PM (r5eS4)

163 152 Ich denke zurucksetzen ist besser hier. mit umlaut Naturlich.
Posted by: GMB (et al) at June 12, 2014 03:53 PM (nkPV9)


Pixy ate my last umlaut. Droppen zee dead!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:54 PM (CMkNk)

164 So, would it be safe to say that, in the case of ISIS and their ilk, teaching men not to rape is one of those things that actually needs to happen?

We've got a whole mess of womens studies broads out of work; that's some outreach I could get behind.

Posted by: Chupacabras at June 12, 2014 03:54 PM (V40IZ)

165 Is anyone really surprised this is happening? When Obama couldn't get an SOFA with Iraq and made a big deal about "ending" the Iraq war and pulling virtually all troops out, this was inevitable.

And the exact same thing is going to happen in Afghanistan.

Apparently smart power means accelerating WWIII.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2014 03:54 PM (g1DWB)

166 "Local crime story," says the people more influential than us.

Posted by: Shoot Me at June 12, 2014 03:54 PM (EQcfE)

167 We're sending in "support" but we evacuated an Air Base? Hum?

How much stuff can you stuff in one of them old VW mini-buses and drive the stuff in from Jordan?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2014 03:54 PM (t3UFN)

168 Instead of airstrikes, the USAF should air-drop loads of I-pods all with his greatest speeches.

Winning.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:42 PM (CMkNk)



Ohhhhhh yeah! Droppin' fuckin' loads!

Posted by: Nick Manning, porn star at June 12, 2014 03:54 PM (D5hxK)

169 I never should have read the papers today. Now I'm mad.

Caddy, how far did you say it is to the green? 50 yards? Hand me my 7 iron; I intend to smoke that fucker and at least get close to 50 yards out of it.

That's how mad I am.

Posted by: King Barky, Benghazi investigator extraordinaire at June 12, 2014 03:55 PM (bdHl6)

170 With the threat of a looming oil shortage cause by a major mideast war, the important thing is that we shut down America's coal plant.

You're welcome, peasants.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 12, 2014 03:55 PM (ZPrif)

171 makes me want to re--listen to Tom Clancy's rant about the difference libs and conservatives in the time of war he gives in the Sum of All Fears commentary

Posted by: The Dude at June 12, 2014 03:55 PM (bStrg)

172 John Boner is such a fucking dip shit.

Posted by: maddogg at June 12, 2014 03:55 PM (xWW96)

173 What a gyp.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:53 PM (CMkNk)

Solar shock wave tomorrow, so...

grasping at straws at this point.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 12, 2014 03:55 PM (BZAd3)

174 So...anyone know if Harry Reid thinks that this war is lost?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2014 03:55 PM (659DL)

175 /sock it to me

Posted by: Bigby's Perfectly Good Ass Clown Hands at June 12, 2014 03:56 PM (3ZtZW)

176 I forgot to add that this isn't stupidity on Obama's part. This is a feature, not a bug of "Fundemental Transformation". He knows what he is doing. Reap the whirlwind America! Elections have conscequences.

Posted by: puddleglum at June 12, 2014 03:56 PM (4W1ir)

177 Bergdahl, Baghdad. My head hurts. Where's that video of OJ and the white Bronco??

Posted by: Lo-Info-Voter at June 12, 2014 03:56 PM (U2+ta)

178 Bin Laden's wet dream of Iraq becoming a Caliphate is coming to fruition. Swell.

Posted by: Pipe Holder at June 12, 2014 03:56 PM (VTeUD)

179 There must be some serious rot in the Iraqi armed services. Aren't we talking about less than a thousand enemy fighters?

Posted by: toby928(C) at June 12, 2014 03:56 PM (QupBk)

180 Are we still blaming Booooosh?

Posted by: Citizen X at June 12, 2014 03:56 PM (7ObY1)

181 I notice that our black diamonds have turned into grey squares. How long before they are pink triangles?

Posted by: Countrysquire at June 12, 2014 03:56 PM (eEBON)

182 Allen G. That's alarming. As far as I know they all make them lose weight. So we give it to him before breakfast, and it's a big breakfast. Steak, burgers, grilled cheese. You name it. He doesn't really like cereal anyway. After school it's shakes, cakes, anything that puts on weight.



There is one that is not supposed to stress appetite but it doesn't work and it is horrible for your liver



Can they decrease the dose?

Posted by: Ukraine at June 12, 2014 03:56 PM (zOTsN)

183 Racism is Bad, y'all. Rowr. I'm a dinosaur!

Posted by: Dancing Dino at June 12, 2014 03:56 PM (ZPrif)

184 So is Walid Shoebat nuts or is there something here?

"EXCLUSIVE: Filmmaker behind the Benghazi attack' Found to be a Confirmed Muslim Agent Who Worked With US Government"

http://tinyurl.com/p9pd7r8

Posted by: creeper at June 12, 2014 03:57 PM (DsZ4U)

185 Time for some drone dropping.....

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at June 12, 2014 03:57 PM (9+ccr)

186 This is not the hill to die on!
Posted by: John Boehner at June 12, 2014 03:54 PM (DxSU2)

----

Event in the last few days should caution us on trying to discern the future.... but....

....Id wager my last paycheck you, buddy, aint dying on any hill.

**spit**

Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2014 03:57 PM (nELVU)

187 here's hoping they destroyed all the A/C before they left...

but you know they were ordered not to.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 12, 2014 03:57 PM (q+fqH)

188 Mosul is a city of 1.5 to 1.8 million depending on when you count. It is a big fucking place and I spent most of 2003 walking around it. Think Houston but worse roads.

ISIS may have scared off the local IA brigade with eight hundred guys, but they can't hold it. They have the Arab half of town, but you get on the other side of the river and there are a lot of Kurdish Christian neighborhoods. An hour up the highway in Dohuk are a couple thousand more Kurdish peshies that are armed to the fucking teeth.

A movement based on 'we are going to cut your head off for smoking' is not going to last in that town.

Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at June 12, 2014 03:57 PM (YW+2G)

189 179 There must be some serious rot in the Iraqi armed services. Aren't we talking about less than a thousand enemy fighters?
Posted by: toby928(C) at June 12, 2014 03:56 PM (QupBk)


All the Republican Guards now work for the Chamber of Commerce.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:57 PM (CMkNk)

190 Are those five "guys" in Baghdad yet?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 12, 2014 03:57 PM (aUQgu)

191 So, on the way home, I end up behind a pickup truck with a bunch of bumper stickers all over it.

"Pray, Vote, Buy More Ammo"
"Lead is my Precious Metal"
"Come and Get It" - with photo of rifle
Gadsden Flag

and....


Coexist.


Um...

Posted by: DangerGirl, who is tired at June 12, 2014 03:57 PM (GrtrJ)

192 None of the news networks are replaying Preznit Historic First's Historic Cairo Speech?

Huh.

How about that whole Smart Power, Arab Spring, Open Hand, Negotiate without Preconditions thing?

No?

Weird.

Can we at least get a replay of how Obama was going to secure the Olympics for Chicago?

Posted by: Damiano at June 12, 2014 03:57 PM (j0wOO)

193 100 What are "wide clothes"?

Well, technically, assless chaps would be considered wide clothes. Though I am not sure that is what they had in mind.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 12, 2014 03:47 PM (OWjjx)

--------------------

Only if worn by goats, or youths.

Posted by: ISIS, Directorate of Fashion and Companionship at June 12, 2014 03:58 PM (AiYlm)

194 Reagan: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!

Obama: mpflkurg! Uncle Vlad! You promised not in my mouth!

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at June 12, 2014 03:58 PM (ADF+a)

195 There must be some serious rot in the Iraqi armed services.

Have you paid attention to Arab armies since 1948?

It's not a good track record.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2014 03:58 PM (659DL)

196 So Iran supplied Iraq with F-14s, and we were training them? I think you meant F-26s Ace.

Posted by: Crusaderf8u at June 12, 2014 03:58 PM (02ruz)

197 184 Posted by: creeper at June 12, 2014 03:57 PM (DsZ4U)


Shoebat is a pretty straight shooter, from what I have gathered through the years.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:58 PM (CMkNk)

198 mit umlaut Naturlich.

#twoweeks

Posted by: HR at June 12, 2014 03:58 PM (/kI1Q)

199 I have to droppen dead because Pixy ate your last umlaut? Can't Pixy droppen dead in stead?


Posted by: GMB (et al) at June 12, 2014 03:58 PM (nkPV9)

200 I am working on a new hashtag that will get the terrorists to back down.

Posted by: Jen Psaki at June 12, 2014 03:58 PM (OD2ni)

201 Off sock


I meant we feed him breakfast before we give him medicine

Posted by: Thunderb at June 12, 2014 03:58 PM (zOTsN)

202 The Daily Beast is a trip today. Some of the people who comment there are truly witless bastards who can't stop harping on Bush and Cheney.

Posted by: JoeyBagels at June 12, 2014 03:58 PM (U2+ta)

203 "Thusfar it's not a lot of troops...A 150-man unit of the Quds Force"
---
Nope, Iran is also sending too Battalions of IRG, they were actually requested by Maliki yesterday of Iran.

Also yes the top post is wrong about f-14's, there are 2 f-16's at Balad, their first two.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 12, 2014 03:58 PM (7mQyC)

204 There's just gotta be a #hashtag that will make this all better.

Anyone? Buehler?

Posted by: Citizen X at June 12, 2014 03:59 PM (7ObY1)

205 "The group has become the richest terror force in the world after
looting $429m and large amounts of gold bullion from Mosul's central
bank following the city's capture."

So what's the cut for Obama Inc.?
Aren't these Rebels?

Posted by: Mr. Wizard at June 12, 2014 03:59 PM (L0my5)

206 @148 Fuck that. Bring a siphon and suck it out of anyone with an Obama-Biden or Coexist bumper sticker. Yeah, the talk electric but drive goz-leen.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
_____________________
Point of order. Where I grew up, we referred to a "siphon" as an "Okie credit card".

Posted by: Furious George at June 12, 2014 03:59 PM (yFb77)

207 Wow.....isn't it funny that Putin shows Obama to be a weak ass punk and all of a sudden the entire Middle East decides to start acting like Micheal Corleone right after the Don died.

It is almost as if bad people thrive when weak people do nothing.


Urkel as hall monitor.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2014 03:59 PM (WPhwX)

208 JJ, that's what I thought. If what he wrote is true it's explosive.

Posted by: creeper at June 12, 2014 03:59 PM (DsZ4U)

209 The #hashtags will now be upgraded to #USECAPITALLETTERS

God have mercy on our enemies.

Posted by: talldave2 at June 12, 2014 03:59 PM (/s1LA)

210 How will Putin play into all of this? Not trusting that guy.

Posted by: Jmel at June 12, 2014 03:59 PM (cfFqn)

211 We have already deployed the Holy #hashtag of Antioch. What more support could they need?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gloom, Despair, Agony at the Outrage Outlet!




As long as they get the count right. 3, not 4, 5 is right out. Count to 3, than post.

Posted by: puddleglum at June 12, 2014 03:59 PM (4W1ir)

212 Can't we just chew the Quds?

Posted by: Citizen X at June 12, 2014 03:59 PM (7ObY1)

213 190 Are those five "guys" in Baghdad yet?
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 12, 2014 03:57 PM (aUQgu)


Old and Busted - 5 Guys Burgers & Fries

New Hotness - 5 Guys Burqas & Flies

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:59 PM (CMkNk)

214 I have been reliably informed for the last oooooohhhh decade or so that there is no such thing as an intelligence failure, only intentional lies.

Obama lied. Iraqis died.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at June 12, 2014 03:59 PM (mf5HN)

215 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Ah, F it.

----

If he does indeed have ADHD I'm afraid I don't know of anything that works as well as 30Mg ER Adderall or other amphetamine salts. Some patients claim Modafinal works. It is slightly less stimulating.
I never prescribed Amphetamines unless it was a temp refill because I had little training in the field. I think one of the Morons is a shrink. That would be the one to ask.

Sorry I can't help AllenG.

Posted by: Daybrother's First Church of SMOD at June 12, 2014 03:59 PM (GVzpW)

216 What's the cut of 429mil for 800 guys?

I'm in the wrong f'ing business.

Posted by: Chupacabras at June 12, 2014 04:00 PM (V40IZ)

217 I'm leading from behind!

Posted by: Obummer at June 12, 2014 04:00 PM (/cUUk)

218 "190 Are those five "guys" in Baghdad yet?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 12, 2014 03:57 PM (aUQgu) "
---
Nah they said they're waiting till after the next world cup.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 12, 2014 04:00 PM (7mQyC)

219 "EXCLUSIVE: Filmmaker behind the Benghazi attack' Found to be a Confirmed Muslim Agent Who Worked With US Government"

Glenn Beck's head just exploded. All over the walls, man.

Posted by: --- at June 12, 2014 04:00 PM (MMC8r)

220 Joey Biden has called Maliki.

Short answer is it looks like air strikes.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2014 04:00 PM (oFCZn)

221 like I said in my tweet, sure a regular jihadi will blow the 425mil on weapons. But the smart jihadi will blow it on PR firms and politicians. Shit, it's the Chicago way, it's also the way the gheys won America.
So, look out for signs that Buzzfeed is now trending with a bunch of Anti-Christian pro-Sharia links. Well, I mean more Anti-Christian than normal.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at June 12, 2014 04:00 PM (g4of5)

222 There's just gotta be a #hashtag that will make this all better.

#BringBackOurBullion

Posted by: HR at June 12, 2014 04:01 PM (/kI1Q)

223 AAAALLLLLLL we are SSSAAAAAAYYYiiiiiiing is . give. peace.. a....chance...

Posted by: Billy Bob (Ray) Raymand at June 12, 2014 04:01 PM (g1aBx)

224 220 Joey Biden has called Maliki.

Short answer is it looks like air strikes.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2014 04:00 PM (oFCZn)



Aspirin Factories and Milk Plants Hardest Hit.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:01 PM (CMkNk)

225 Creeps.
Always with the negative waves, Joooo J.J., always with the negative waves.

Posted by: ISIS tank commander in a looted American tank at June 12, 2014 04:01 PM (GsmA5)

226 Have you paid attention to Arab armies since 1948?

It's not a good track record.


Yes but, they are also fighting other Arabs in this case.

Posted by: toby928(C) at June 12, 2014 04:01 PM (QupBk)

227 Unleash the hashtags of mass destruction!

Posted by: Samantha Powers Up at June 12, 2014 04:01 PM (/cUUk)

228 Two F-16s could wipe out many Toyota Pickups.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2014 04:01 PM (/rVxx)

229 Guys, I have an idea.

Let's award Obama another Nobel Peace Prize.

That might be just the motivation he needs to do something useful.

Posted by: CM at June 12, 2014 04:01 PM (0NdlF)

230 What's the cut of 429mil for 800 guys?


I love that movie with Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas, and Don Rickles!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2014 04:02 PM (BAS5M)

231 Old and Busted - 5 Guys Burgers & Fries

New Hotness - 5 Guys Burqas & Flies


**Golf Clap**

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2014 04:02 PM (WPhwX)

232 Trying to find a silver lining around a dark turd but a disruption of Middle East oil will help get Keystone approved. I also pointed out on a early thread that we are producing oil now that we can't refine which will cause a bottleneck . Any disruption in the Middle East will help make that problem go away , at least temporarily .

Posted by: Sir Hillary Clinton at June 12, 2014 04:02 PM (g6ZDl)

233 I think what we're missing is that this isn't necessarily an undesirable outcome to committed leftists. They need this as a capstone to declare the War in Iraq a failure (even if it was passively engineered by one of their own in the person of Obama) and cement George W. Bush's legacy as having prosecuted a losing war. If ISIS acquires a base from which to launch terror attacks against the U.S. homeland and overseas assets, so be it - it will be a periodic reminder that the United States blundered under a Republican President and a warning not to commit to overseas conflicts in the future. None of this will preclude the Left and the media (I repeat myself) from promoting the political prospects Democrats who cheer-leaded for the war at that time - Clinton/Kerry/Biden.

If you think I'm overstating things, remember that Democrats cut material and material aid to the South Vietnamese after U.S. troops to hasten the defeat of our ally for political purposes.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 12, 2014 04:02 PM (nnkXw)

234 Favorite bumper sticker seen lately:

MOLON LABE, CUOMO

The NY SAFE Act is VERY unpopular here on the non-Commie end of the state.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 12, 2014 04:02 PM (7ObY1)

235 God have mercy on our enemies.
Posted by: talldave2 at June 12, 2014 03:59 PM (/s1LA)


----

Surveillance tells us that if #ALLCAPS doesnt work.... they have authorization to use two ** ! ** at the end.

#USECAPITALLETTERS !!

Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2014 04:02 PM (nELVU)

236 Smart Military Blogs love the F-14.

Posted by: Jaws at June 12, 2014 04:02 PM (eKZp1)

237 " A jacket of natural 197Au, irradiated by the intense high-energy neutron flux from an exploding thermonuclear weapon, would transmute into the radioactive isotope 198Au with a half-life of 2.697 days and produce approximately .411 MeV of gamma radiation, significantly increasing the radioactivity of the weapon's fallout for several days.

Just sayin' - sometimes gold ain't good to hold.

SCIENCE.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 12, 2014 04:03 PM (p4vr9)

238 Wanna laugh? Read this from when Obumbles was awarded his Nobel Fuckin' Peace Prize:

The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided that the Nobel Peace
Prize for 2009 is to be awarded to President Barack Obama for his
extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and
cooperation between peoples. The Committee has attached special
importance to Obama's vision of and work for a world without nuclear
weapons.

Obama has as President created a new climate in international
politics. Multilateral diplomacy has regained a central position, with
emphasis on the role that the United Nations and other international
institutions can play. Dialogue and negotiations are preferred as
instruments for resolving even the most difficult international
conflicts. The vision of a world free from nuclear arms has powerfully
stimulated disarmament and arms control negotiations. Thanks to Obama's
initiative, the USA is now playing a more constructive role in meeting
the great climatic challenges the world is confronting. Democracy and
human rights are to be strengthened.

Only very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama
captured the world's attention and given its people hope for a better
future. His diplomacy is founded in the concept that those who are to
lead the world must do so on the basis of values and attitudes that are
shared by the majority of the world's population.

For 108 years, the Norwegian Nobel Committee has sought to
stimulate precisely that international policy and those attitudes for
which Obama is now the world's leading spokesman. The Committee endorses
Obama's appeal that "Now is the time for all of us to take our share
of responsibility for a global response to global challenges."

Oslo, October 9, 200



Hysterical, ain't it????

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 12, 2014 04:03 PM (wtvvX)

239 I'm pretty sure obama is gonna do some air strikes.... They've tried all day to blame this on Bush Cheney, but it's not working as well as they would like... so bombs away!

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at June 12, 2014 04:03 PM (9+ccr)

240 I think they did the math wrong on what they looted from the banks.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Clinton at June 12, 2014 04:03 PM (g6ZDl)

241 The next President that finds himself tempted to do a bit of nation building should spend some time trying to imagine what kind of asshole his successor might turn out to be. What a fucking waste.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at June 12, 2014 04:03 PM (+lsX1)

242 US Intel totally missed the
'speedbump' brothers -- or did they?

Posted by: NCwoof at June 12, 2014 04:03 PM (aUQgu)

243 Their primitive macro-aggressions are no match for our highly advanced micro-aggressions.

Posted by: TEAM SMRAT POWAR at June 12, 2014 04:03 PM (/s1LA)

244 If they made a movie version of this, it would be just like Apocalypse Now, only the Huey's would fly in playing Yakkety Sax.

Posted by: Chupacabras at June 12, 2014 04:03 PM (V40IZ)

245 Did Romney just call Fredo Stupid?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2014 04:04 PM (t3UFN)

246 If Barky calls in the airstrikes, MSDNC will be must-see TV.

Watching them squirm and tie their tiny brains in knots trying to defend him will be priceless.

Posted by: Citizen X at June 12, 2014 04:04 PM (7ObY1)

247 Not too crazy about this new hash.

Posted by: Libby's at June 12, 2014 04:04 PM (DsZ4U)

248 BCUZ BOOOOOOSH!!!!!!

Posted by: claire cloggenstein, of the california cggensteins at June 12, 2014 04:04 PM (ucB75)

249 Update: Joey Bidez has given some kind of vague nonsense statement, that the US is "prepared to" "intensify and accelerate" our cooperation with Iraq.

What the hell does that mean?


#SisterCities

Posted by: Share pizza law at June 12, 2014 04:04 PM (wu/TK)

250 They should have stolen the SDRs from the banks.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2014 04:04 PM (/rVxx)

251 231 **Golf Clap**
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2014 04:02 PM (WPhwX)


I didn't know you can get clap from golf?

; -)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:04 PM (CMkNk)

252 Posted by: Ukraine at June 12, 2014 03:56 PM (zOTsN)


We had decreased the dose, but he went through a growth-spurt (higher up, but (see also: speed) not out), and the lower dose quit working.

So... now the higher dose.

And the problem is his appetite. We let him eat as much as he wants- and my (also very skinny) 5 year old out-eats him most of the time...

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Ah, F it. at June 12, 2014 04:05 PM (PYAXX)

253 I love that movie with Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas, and Don Rickles!
What movie? Oh, and stop kickin' my dog around even if he is an infidel hound.

Posted by: ISIS tank commander in a looted American tank at June 12, 2014 04:05 PM (GsmA5)

254 220 Joey Biden has called Maliki.

Short answer is it looks like air strikes.
***

That's only because Biden was busy drawing a crayon picture of a jet dropping bombs with a big jagged explosion outline.

Talking to Biden about help when your country is under attack is like talking to Gwyneth Paltrow for tech support when your wireless router is acting up.

Posted by: B at June 12, 2014 04:05 PM (VC56G)

255 Tiger Woods probably got a LOT of souvenirs from swinging his club . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 12, 2014 04:05 PM (nuXzj)

256 Joey Biden has called Maliki.

Short answer is it looks like air strikes.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2014 04:00 PM (oFCZn)



I told him to keep his shotgun loaded and just blast away through his front door if anyone comes a knockin'.

Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo at June 12, 2014 04:05 PM (D5hxK)

257 I didn't know you can get clap from golf?

; -)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:04 PM (CMkNk)

---

**ahem**

Posted by: Tiger Woods at June 12, 2014 04:05 PM (nELVU)

258 Yeah, I'd be a terrible Presidential advisor. You could replace me with a windup doll, really.

Nuke them.

Don't nuke them yet, but threaten to.

Tell them about jacketed weapons.

Starve them out until they start eating bureaucrats.

...And about five more would be my entire playlist for international relations.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 12, 2014 04:05 PM (p4vr9)

259 245 Did Romney just call Fredo Stupid?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2014 04:04 PM (t3UFN)


That's like John Cleese calling Kevin Kline in "Fish Called Wanda" stupid.

Ends up out the window suspended by his ankles until he apologizes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:05 PM (CMkNk)

260 Did Romney just call Fredo Stupid?

*sigh* 18 months too late, if he did.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Ah, F it. at June 12, 2014 04:06 PM (PYAXX)

261 I didn't know you can get clap from golf?

; -)


After all those holes you put your balls in????

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2014 04:06 PM (WPhwX)

262 No, the Left really does want the Iraq War to end in one final, flaming ball of American Humiliation.

They view it like rubbing a dog's face in shit so it won't poop in the house again.

The Left is happy that Iraq is imploding. Obama is happy. This was their goal and his intent.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at June 12, 2014 04:06 PM (ZPrif)

263 253 I love that movie with Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas, and Don Rickles!
What movie? Oh, and stop kickin' my dog around even if he is an infidel hound.
Posted by: ISIS tank commander in a looted American tank at June 12, 2014 04:05 PM (GsmA5)


But kick Jooz around, well that's something else.

And by the way, these Muzzies ain't kosher.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:06 PM (CMkNk)

264 If Barky calls in the airstrikes, MSDNC will be must-see TV.

Watching them squirm and tie their tiny brains in knots trying to defend him will be priceless.
Posted by: Citizen X at June 12, 2014 04:04 PM (7ObY1)

Yes, how will the spin the meme about the thousands of innocent Iraqi's dying in bombings? You know, the ones that the evil George Bush so carelessly wiped out when he bombed Iraq to secure oil for Halliburton and Dick Cheney?

Posted by: Jen at June 12, 2014 04:06 PM (njFn8)

265 A movement based on 'we are going to cut your head off for smoking' is not going to last in that town.
Posted by: SGT Dan's Cat at June 12, 2014 03:57 PM (YW+2G)

Or anywhere in the Moslem world. Those guys smoke - a lot. And once you've seen somebody try to go cold turkey without the gum or patch....

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Gloom, Despair, & Agony at the Outrage Outlet! at June 12, 2014 04:07 PM (hLRSq)

266 That's why they have a ball washer.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2014 04:07 PM (/rVxx)

267 I think it's al-Sham though. At least that was the historic name for Syria. Al-Shams is "the sun".

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 12, 2014 04:07 PM (nuXzj)

268
Watch. We trade everyone left in Gitmo for a cease fire.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:07 PM (CMkNk)

269 Unleash the hashtags of mass destruction!
Posted by: Samantha Powers Up at June 12, 2014 04:01 PM (/cUUk)


ROTFLMAO. Cuz you know they will.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 12, 2014 04:07 PM (jmFXI)

270 48
I've said it repeatedly, but it bears repeating:

Is there not one general or admiral who will publicly call out SCOAMF and the left and resign his commission in protest?

NOT ONE?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 03:41 PM (CMkNk)

They've all been set up and forced to retire.

Posted by: baldilocks at June 12, 2014 04:07 PM (36Rjy)

271 267 I think it's al-Sham though. At least that was the historic name for Syria. Al-Shams is "the sun".
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at June 12, 2014 04:07 PM (nuXzj)

Sham-wow!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:07 PM (CMkNk)

272 57 49 Presidential Daily Briefing.
WHAT THE FUCK IS IT FOR?!?!?!

-
They read the funnies and the sports scores them bullshit a few minutes before heading to the golf course or fundraiser.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2014 04:07 PM (1SEfP)

273 Trade Cantor.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2014 04:07 PM (/rVxx)

274 Has anyone noted that Affirmative Action has consequences, yet?

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2014 04:07 PM (ePR+U)

275 Hillary has already leaped into action. She has sent a team to Iraq to meet with campaign bundlers.

Posted by: Daybrother's First Church of SMOD at June 12, 2014 04:08 PM (FbXyP)

276 The Left is happy that Iraq is imploding. Obama is happy. This was their goal and his intent.


This^^^^^^

Posted by: puddleglum at June 12, 2014 04:08 PM (4W1ir)

277 What movie? Oh, and stop kickin' my dog around even if he is an infidel hound.


Posted by: ISIS tank commander in a looted American tank at June 12, 2014 04:05 PM

Listen! Maybe we can make a deal for that gold. Is your tank leaking gas all over the place? Are you a Republican? You know, a deal-deal. Have a cookie.

Posted by: Crapgame at June 12, 2014 04:08 PM (BAS5M)

278 We are preparing to think outside the box, by brainstorming a new paradigm to incentivise our core values of intensification and acceleration in a more synergistic manner.

Posted by: Some Putz in a Prog Think Tank at June 12, 2014 04:08 PM (7ObY1)

279 #BringBackOurBullion

LMAO

Posted by: TD at June 12, 2014 04:08 PM (/s1LA)

280 Once again, Muslims are the cause of almost all wars and conflicts the world.

Posted by: Proud Pug American at June 12, 2014 04:08 PM (lJm99)

281 I would like just one day without a fresh new hell from the narcissist fuckstick. Just one.

Posted by: Infidel at June 12, 2014 04:08 PM (Z1SI2)

282 270 They've all been set up and forced to retire.
Posted by: baldilocks at June 12, 2014 04:07 PM (36Rjy)

Yeah. We have a bunker full of Fuhrer sycophants.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:08 PM (CMkNk)

283 I wonder what this Kinetic Military Exercise will look like. Probably involves isometrics.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Clinton at June 12, 2014 04:08 PM (g6ZDl)

284 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Jimmah Carter at June 12, 2014 04:08 PM (L02KD)

285 Hillary has already leaped into action. She has sent a team to Iraq to meet with campaign bundlers.
***
That's what I'm saying, for half a bil., you could get the democrats to nuke the country.

Posted by: joe-impeachin44 at June 12, 2014 04:09 PM (g4of5)

286 Samantha Power has already "strongly condemned the attacks on Mosul #Iraq". Saw it earlier.

Posted by: Adam at June 12, 2014 04:09 PM (Aif/5)

287
241 The next President that finds himself tempted to do a bit of nation building should spend some time trying to imagine what kind of asshole his successor might turn out to be. What a fucking waste.


Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at June 12, 2014 04:03 PM (+lsX1)


It's been disappointing to realize that the our country cannot be counted on as an ally to other countries. Within 4/8 years, we'll have some leftists taking over who will gum up the works and destroy all progress.

Posted by: CM at June 12, 2014 04:09 PM (0NdlF)

288 Ok, Romney is the first person I've heard congratulate David Brat.

Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2014 04:09 PM (v0/PR)

289

Hysterical, ain't it????


Peace Prize President has been directly involved in what, five insurgencies now?

Posted by: --- at June 12, 2014 04:09 PM (MMC8r)

290 What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Hillary! On Tour at June 12, 2014 04:09 PM (7ObY1)

291 Smacking of the worst sort of patriarchal militant chauvinism: women dress only in wide "modest" clothing and only go out if your dare face stoning.

"ISIS" from Pakistan originally, the acronym meant to denigrate the Sacred Feminine of ancient earliest Egypt, a matriarchal society wherein the genders were help-meets with the man belonging to the woman whose sensibilities favored the Infinite, society existed in long periods of peace, and coincidentally where there was not "slavery" -- the barbaric-civilized institution imported Ptolemaic era via Greece/Rome domination.

Islamic State of Iraq and al-Shams (ISIS)
al-Shams "The Sun"

The Koran holy period of revelation Mecca
Quran: 91. Sura Ash-Shams (al-Shams)
series of oaths sworn on various astronomical phenomena, beginning with the Sun...
http://tinyurl.com/kwrxvw4

aka?


Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) al-Qaeda affiliate.

ISIL storms Turkey's Iraqi consulate in Mosul June 11 2014

Can't the al-Qaeda affiliates get their name straight?

Or are there actually two factions two names? They both believe in killing the infidels, zeroing in on apostate Muslims for the genocide of Shiites -- not to mention the indigenous Christians and all other minorities against the Sunni Global Caliphate (Saudi Wahhabi global monopoly).

America's point of interest was to exploit oil sales as long as possible around the world, depending on PETRO-Dollar "worth".

As far as that goes, note well the effect of EU Sanctions against Russia --

Oil Prices Doubling ...

Rearranging the European gas supply situation in this major way is a "caucus belli" on the scale of tossing a live grenade into a circle, expecting that only one in the party will be injured, when actually everyone is hit by the explosion. Consider that the parties running the game are not in the circle. -- James Dean

...rock on
http://tinyurl.com/qxroyhj

Posted by: panzernashorn at June 12, 2014 04:09 PM (gmrH5)

292 well just think of what a mess it would be if we had President Palin! I'll bet that made you shut up!

Posted by: Melvin Cloggenstein at June 12, 2014 04:09 PM (zjcTL)

293 #GivePeaceAChance

Posted by: CM at June 12, 2014 04:09 PM (0NdlF)

294 Joey Biden has called Maliki.

________________________________

Would it surprise you if he actually wound up calling one of Obama's daughters to discuss the matter?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 12, 2014 04:10 PM (nnkXw)

295 All together now:

Isn't ALL of this, in so many ways, really the story of Barack Obama?

Posted by: Citizen X at June 12, 2014 04:10 PM (7ObY1)

296 Within 4/8 years, we'll have some leftists taking over who will gum up the works and destroy all progress.

Tweets from 2001.

Posted by: HR at June 12, 2014 04:10 PM (/kI1Q)

297 279 #BringBackOurBullion

LMAO

Posted by: TD at June 12, 2014 04:08 PM (/s1LA)


"All those burnin' bridges that have fallen after me,
all the lonely feelings and the burnin' memories,
Everyone I left behind each time I closed a door,
a burnin' bridge is lost forever more."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:10 PM (CMkNk)

298 @288

For all his faults as a candidate, Romney was and is a class act.

Posted by: Chupacabras at June 12, 2014 04:10 PM (V40IZ)

299 I would like just one day without a fresh new hell from the narcissist fuckstick. Just one.

The only hope for that is probably going cold turkey on the internet and TV for as long as you can stand it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2014 04:10 PM (lLdbc)

300 Air cover and a few Spookys flying in circles. This could be over in 15 minutes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2014 04:10 PM (/rVxx)

301 Rise up, my cetacean brothers!

Posted by: al-Shamu at June 12, 2014 04:10 PM (QupBk)

302 As I said in a previous thread, if Obama sees ISIS issuing edicts and regulations by tweet, it's gonna give him some ideas.
Tyranny by Twitter #TbT

Posted by: McCool at June 12, 2014 04:10 PM (nCSwS)

303 I didn't know you can get clap from golf?


18 holes. One putter. You do the math.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2014 04:11 PM (BAS5M)

304 So I asked earlier but didn't see anyone take it up. Not rhetorical, what is our endgame here?

That is how do we know when we have succeeded - or failed doing what it is we are supposed to be doing? This is important, no?

Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at June 12, 2014 04:11 PM (NnjE8)

305 Jeepers ISIS sounds like Puritans.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at June 12, 2014 04:11 PM (oDCMR)

306 If we are going to give assistance I say we fly two gunships 24/7 over each captured city and take out anything that moves.

Posted by: Sir Hillary Clinton at June 12, 2014 04:11 PM (g6ZDl)

307 Just as an aside:

Lawmakers want to outlaw bestiality in New Jersey

Not that it matters to me

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2014 04:11 PM (t3UFN)

308 Joey Biden has called Maliki.

He ordered pizza.

Posted by: --- at June 12, 2014 04:11 PM (MMC8r)

309 For all his faults as a candidate, Romney was and is a class act.

Posted by: Chupacabras at June 12, 2014 04:10 PM (V40IZ)

Agreed.

Posted by: Tami at June 12, 2014 04:11 PM (v0/PR)

310 Would it surprise you if he actually wound up calling one of Obama's daughters to discuss the matter?


Don't be silly.

Obviously I discussed this with his other daughter, Sharia.



Posted by: Joey Plugs Biden at June 12, 2014 04:11 PM (7ObY1)

311 I'm surprised the military is standing back and watching this happen.

We have no CiC. The fraud one should be behind bars.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2014 04:11 PM (IXrOn)

312 Lawmakers want to outlaw bestiality in New Jersey


...
...
...


It wasn't already?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Ah, F it. at June 12, 2014 04:12 PM (PYAXX)

313 298 @288

For all his faults as a candidate, Romney was and is a class act.
Posted by: Chupacabras at June 12, 2014 04:10 PM (V40IZ)


And that's why he's lining up with Orrin Hatch to unseat Mike Lee.

Class actor.

Fuck him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:12 PM (CMkNk)

314 "After Looting $429 Million More Gold Bullion From Mosul Central Bank, ISIS Is Now 'The Richest Terror Force In the World'"

Holy sheepshit.

The media -- the highly trained *professional* media with their layers of fact-checkers and editors, mind you -- had originally reported that figure as being half a million dollars.

Half a BILLION dollars is a whole different story.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 12, 2014 04:12 PM (noWW6)

315 304 So I asked earlier but didn't see anyone take it up. Not rhetorical, what is our endgame here?

That is how do we know when we have succeeded - or failed doing what it is we are supposed to be doing? This is important, no?

To get Obama and Dems through the next election. As it was, as it will always be.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at June 12, 2014 04:12 PM (oDCMR)

316 Jeepers ISIS sounds like Puritans.

Actual Puritans didn't outlaw alcohol.

Posted by: HR at June 12, 2014 04:12 PM (/kI1Q)

317 You know what would fix this?

Imprisoning some American citizen that no one ever heard of who makes YouTube videos.

Posted by: Damiano at June 12, 2014 04:12 PM (j0wOO)

318 "216 What's the cut of 429mil for 800 guys?"
---
oh it's less more then that... ever time that money moved in it's route to HQ millions were likely grafted off, they'll probably end up with like 300. That said they need to convert those dinar to something of value, that's going to take some time. They become worthless though if Baghdad falls before said conversion can take place. They may not want to take Baghdad too quickly if they are smart, and the nature of the coordination\organization the last weeks says their pretty smart.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 12, 2014 04:12 PM (7mQyC)

319 re 286: "Samantha Power has already "strongly condemned the attacks on Mosul #Iraq". Saw it earlier."

I'm sure FDR did the same thing after Kristalnacht. Nothing like a strongly word "tsk tsk no no bad bad!" to get things done.

Posted by: Mallfly at June 12, 2014 04:12 PM (zjcTL)

320 They TOLD me that if I voted for Mittens Rombley that the world would descend into chaos, and god damn it, they were right.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 12, 2014 04:12 PM (32Ze2)

321

>>>...And about five more would be my entire playlist for international relations.

The Magic 8 Ball that's in "The Football" has similar replies

Posted by: Bigby's Perfectly Good Ass Clown Hands at June 12, 2014 04:12 PM (3ZtZW)

322 286 Samantha Power has already "strongly condemned the attacks on Mosul #Iraq". Saw it earlier.
***

Oh, goody. We're saved then.
A bucket of warm moose piss is more qualified for her job than she is.

Posted by: B at June 12, 2014 04:12 PM (VC56G)

323 OT/ I see the POW who served with honor and distinction is on his way home to the USA.I guess they had him long enough to practice the spiel they told him to say. More stuff is magically coming out showing he was nuts or something. He will not see any punishment...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at June 12, 2014 04:12 PM (9+ccr)

324 307 Just as an aside:

Lawmakers want to outlaw bestiality in New Jersey

Not that it matters to me
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2014 04:11 PM (t3UFN)


If I can't marry an emu, then gay marriage should be illegal!

Not that I want to.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:13 PM (CMkNk)

325 Maliki is on Expedia booking a vacation.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2014 04:13 PM (/rVxx)

326 316 Jeepers ISIS sounds like Puritans.

Actual Puritans didn't outlaw alcohol.

True, but they burned witches and lynched Quakers with zeal.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at June 12, 2014 04:13 PM (oDCMR)

327 If we are going to give assistance I say we fly two gunships 24/7 over each captured city and take out anything that moves.

Watch out for the Stingers we already sent them when they were our allies in Syria.

Posted by: al-Shamu at June 12, 2014 04:13 PM (QupBk)

328 "What the hell does that mean?"

Next day delivery of a fresh supply of white flags?

Posted by: GMB (et al) at June 12, 2014 04:13 PM (nkPV9)

329 #banbossyISIS

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2014 04:13 PM (WPhwX)

330 dammit

Posted by: toby928(C) at June 12, 2014 04:13 PM (QupBk)

331 Allow me to step in and assist your pansy azz weakling president.

Posted by: Vlad at June 12, 2014 04:13 PM (dvRYt)

332 All because Bush lied !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at June 12, 2014 04:13 PM (hP/Mt)

333 Joey Biden has called Maliki.
________________________________
Would it surprise you if he actually wound up calling one of Obama's daughters to discuss the matter?
Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 12, 2014 04:10 PM (nnkXw)



No I didn't call Malikia, that's for old lame-os. We're actually #textbuddies!

Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo at June 12, 2014 04:13 PM (D5hxK)

334 316 Jeepers ISIS sounds like Puritans.

Actual Puritans didn't outlaw alcohol.
Posted by: HR at June 12, 2014 04:12 PM (/kI1Q)


Puritan was the best porno mag evah!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:13 PM (CMkNk)

335 >>> Lawmakers want to outlaw bestiality in New Jersey
...

Italian guys with hairy backs hardest hit.

Posted by: Damiano at June 12, 2014 04:14 PM (j0wOO)

336 Hysterical, ain't it???? Peace Prize President has been directly involved in what, five insurgencies now?
Posted by: --- ____________________________________________ Yeah, uh, is there any common thread that ties those insurgencies together?

Posted by: Countrysquire at June 12, 2014 04:14 PM (eEBON)

337 Lawmakers want to outlaw bestiality in New Jersey.

It wasn't already?



Insert Snooki joke here.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 12, 2014 04:14 PM (659DL)

338 Where are the French?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2014 04:14 PM (/rVxx)

339 Anyone think Iran will up the game if ISIS starts blowing up Shiite shrines and holy places in Iraq?

Posted by: Country Sam at June 12, 2014 04:14 PM (q+zA9)

340 326 316 Jeepers ISIS sounds like Puritans.

Actual Puritans didn't outlaw alcohol.

True, but they burned witches and lynched Quakers with zeal.



The barbarians.

Everyone knows witches should be lightly sauteed.

Posted by: Joey Plugs Biden at June 12, 2014 04:14 PM (7ObY1)

341 Ace that should read F-16s.

June 5th Lockheed-Martin had a handing over ceremony at the plant for the first F-16D to be officially delivered to Iraq. Three are scheduled to fly to Iraq later this year. Assuming there is still a country and we don't freeze these assets.

http://www.f-16.net/f-16-news-article4866.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 12, 2014 04:14 PM (jodmZ)

342 so have the hands on the Doomsday clock changed in the last year or so? re ukraine, poland, or mideast, interesting if not
or is it now only used for global warming, global change er global whatever?
or when a republican is in office?

Posted by: willow at June 12, 2014 04:14 PM (nqBYe)

343 Letting those 5 terrorist generals go just keeps looking better and better.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 12, 2014 04:14 PM (BZAd3)

344 I wonder if they are frantically burning and shredding shit at our Baghdad Embassy right now...... What a waste of blood and treasure. I am so pissed right now.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 12, 2014 04:15 PM (32Ze2)

345 Maliki is on Expedia booking a vacation.


Need to get away? Book your Fun Fare trip today!

Posted by: Southwest Airlines at June 12, 2014 04:15 PM (BAS5M)

346 Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know. This gun is an ordinary 76mm but we add this piece of pipe onto it, and the Baathists think, like, maybe it's a 90mm. We got our own ammunition, it's filled with paint. When we fire it, it makes... pretty pictures. Scares the hell outta people! We have a loudspeaker here, and when we go into battle we play the Call To Prayer, very loud. It kind of... calms us down.

Posted by: ISIS tank commander in a looted American tank at June 12, 2014 04:15 PM (GsmA5)

347 True, but they burned witches and lynched Quakers with zeal.

Mostly they hanged the "witches."

Right up until the Judge's wife was one of the accused... then suddenly it all stopped. Not that there's any correlation, of course.

And, as for the Quakers... you've got to admit, that Oatmeal guy looks kinda creepy.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Ah, F it. at June 12, 2014 04:15 PM (PYAXX)

348 "Joey Biden has called Maliki. "
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That could not have possibly help the situation.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 12, 2014 04:15 PM (7mQyC)

349 293 #GivePeaceAChance

Posted by: CM at June 12, 2014 04:09 PM (0NdlF)

Odd bed fellows with the Weather Underground American terrorists who, together, elected this pile o' sh!t

Posted by: panzernashorn at June 12, 2014 04:15 PM (gmrH5)

350 "To get Obama and Dems through the next election. As it was, as it will always be.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat"
Yea well that's rather short sighted.
Look, aren't there people in the military at like the higher management levels that think about these things, like strategy, goals, cost effectiveness, wisdom, saving American lives and things like that?
There are supposed to be, no?

Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at June 12, 2014 04:15 PM (NnjE8)

351 Pershmerga have captured Kirkuk

I love pershmerga with some naan bread and basmati rice.
Or is that Rogan Josh ?
ah never mind ...

Posted by: McCool at June 12, 2014 04:15 PM (nCSwS)

352 Anyone think Iran will up the game if ISIS starts blowing up Shiite shrines and holy places in Iraq?
Posted by: Country Sam at June 12, 2014 04:14 PM (q+zA9)

Well we can hope

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2014 04:15 PM (t3UFN)

353 338 Where are the French?


Sacre bleu. We weel be hidink in zee basement for quite zee while.

We, um, lost our ceegarettes down here.

Posted by: Zee Franch at June 12, 2014 04:15 PM (7ObY1)

354 246 If Barky calls in the airstrikes, MSDNC will be must-see TV.

Watching them squirm and tie their tiny brains in knots trying to defend him will be priceless.

Posted by: Citizen X


Nah, they'll just blame Bush and cheer for Obama trying to "save the day."

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at June 12, 2014 04:16 PM (/cUUk)

355 al-Maliki that 17 acre resort island in the Fijis is still for sale.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at June 12, 2014 04:16 PM (jodmZ)

356

And, you know JEF is just trying to wait this sh*t out, golf, then go on the circuit once he's gone, blaming Bush after 8 years of disgrace in the WH.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 12, 2014 04:16 PM (IXrOn)

357 well I'm glad we're safe here in the good old USA. Nothing will ever happen here just because of this kinda stuff. AmIright? *heads for bunker*

Posted by: Guido 'baking bread to assuage his anger' at June 12, 2014 04:16 PM (OUobZ)

358
If I can't marry an emu, then gay marriage should be illegal!

Not that I want to.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:13 PM (CMkNk)

Don't knock it 'till you've tried it.

Posted by: Australian Redneck at June 12, 2014 04:16 PM (j0wOO)

359 None of this shit is accidental. The people running our side of the warm war with Iran/Russia are well versed in asymmetry.The admin is engaged in the you broke it, you bought strategy. Iran put its arms around the umpteen million shias in Iraq. The battlefield is being prepped for Israel to remove Iran's strategic nuclear weapons capabilities.

Posted by: pc at June 12, 2014 04:16 PM (6MIOV)

360 Dance, Boy!

Dance!

Posted by: Rashid Khalidi at June 12, 2014 04:16 PM (ePR+U)

361
Nah, they'll just blame Bush and cheer for Obama trying to "save the day."

Exactly...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at June 12, 2014 04:16 PM (9+ccr)

362 But the war has ended? - Make Believe Media Pundit

Posted by: Hadoop at June 12, 2014 04:16 PM (rGAnP)

363 Obama is very effectively destroying the US military.

If this doesn't destroy morale in and of itself, I don't know what will.

Everyone of those men who died in Iraq has now become a pointless waste.

Combine this with all of the other stuff- VA, etc and you'd have to be an idiot to sign up or a parent who encourages their kid to go into the military.

Well played, Obama. Well played the American hating left.

Amnesty will just about destroy the middle and working class.

So, all it took was 8 yrs of Obama and a spineless opposition (Republicraps) to turn a 1st world nation into a craphole.


Who knew we were so fragile?


Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2014 04:17 PM (0cMkb)

364 Jessie Jackson is blaming President Bush
I kid you not

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2014 04:17 PM (t3UFN)

365 354 246 If Barky calls in the airstrikes, MSDNC will be must-see TV.

Watching them squirm and tie their tiny brains in knots trying to defend him will be priceless.

Posted by: Citizen X


..all strikes must be surgical...wait Obamacare, they'll be a wait.

Posted by: Guido 'baking bread to assuage his anger' at June 12, 2014 04:17 PM (OUobZ)

366 I wonder what a nuke weapon would go for on the black market? Say $50 million? Quantity discount - $40 million.

Ten nukes would be problematic. Let me rephrase that. One would be problematic. Ten would be cataclysmic.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at June 12, 2014 04:17 PM (BZAd3)

367 funny how everything unwinds so quickly, i'm sure those Red Lines! everywhere were as credible as we all knew they were.
#stopthatIran
#HelpUsHelpU
#meanieheads

Posted by: willow at June 12, 2014 04:18 PM (nqBYe)

368 Boy is Field Marshall Obama ever going to be pissed when he picks up the paper tomorrow....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 12, 2014 04:18 PM (32Ze2)

369 327 If we are going to give assistance I say we fly two gunships 24/7 over each captured city and take out anything that moves.

-
Old and busted: Nation building

New hotness: If it moves, shoot it.

Posted by: The Great White Snark at June 12, 2014 04:18 PM (1SEfP)

370 We're tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: The Taliban 5 at June 12, 2014 04:18 PM (eEBON)

371 But a new CNN/ORC International poll released Thursday indicates a milestone of sorts: Obama is now as unpopular as Bush. Fifty-one percent have an unfavorable view of Bush; 51% feel the same way about Obama. Obama's favorable rating is now at 47% -- a new low for him, and virtually identical to Bush's 46% favorable rating, a significant improvement over his 2009 numbers.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Dude at June 12, 2014 04:18 PM (S529Y)

372 The big question here, is how does this help Senator Al Franken?

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at June 12, 2014 04:18 PM (oDCMR)

373 Moqtada?

Posted by: Saddam Hussein at June 12, 2014 04:18 PM (oFCZn)

374
>>>Lawmakers want to outlaw bestiality in New Jersey

ah heh heh reminds me of a gonorrhea case I worked once. First time I ever did a consult with a vet.

Posted by: Bigby's Perfectly Good Ass Clown Hands at June 12, 2014 04:18 PM (3ZtZW)

375 228 Two F-16s could wipe out many Toyota Pickups.
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For sure, so long as their pilots were not in Jordan finishing training, and assuming they have munitions to load on the aircraft.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 12, 2014 04:18 PM (7mQyC)

376
Everyone of those men who died in Iraq has now become a pointless waste.



It's heart breaking to see my Friend who lost her only child early on in Iraq. All she had to hold on to was the belief that he died for something important. obama has crushed that for her now..

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at June 12, 2014 04:18 PM (9+ccr)

377 "Hello Malia, your Dad asked me to give you a call. How are things in Iraq ?"

"You're not in Iraq ?"

"Can I help you with anything ?"

"I'm afraid I'm not very good at algebra, I can help with essays though "

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 12, 2014 04:18 PM (nCSwS)

378 Who knew we were so fragile?

Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2014 04:17 PM (0cMkb)

*raises hand*

Posted by: Franklin and Jefferson at June 12, 2014 04:19 PM (j0wOO)

379 #364 After Jesse being caught in an open mic wanting to cut O's balls off, I'm surprised he has the nerve to appear on tv to talk about either O or Bush.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at June 12, 2014 04:19 PM (/cUUk)

380
Reagan defeated the evil empire and made us the undisputed world power.

The POS has allowed the building of the caliphate which will destroy western civilization.

I wonder how many liberals will realize how stupid they look now?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 12, 2014 04:19 PM (eoeps)

381 None of this shit is accidental. The people running our side of the warm war with Iran/Russia are well versed in asymmetry.The admin is engaged in the you broke it, you bought strategy. Iran put its arms around the umpteen million shias in Iraq. The battlefield is being prepped for Israel to remove Iran's strategic nuclear weapons capabilities.
Posted by: pc at June 12, 2014 04:16 PM (6MIOV)

you think barky thought ISIS would go jihading in Iraq?

nope, and nope

Posted by: Country Sam at June 12, 2014 04:19 PM (q+zA9)

382 New hotness: If it moves, shoot it.

If they run, they're Al Qaeda. If they stand still, they're disciplined Al Qaeda.

Posted by: toby928(C) at June 12, 2014 04:19 PM (QupBk)

383 Jessie Jackson is blaming President Bush
I kid you not
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2014 04:17 PM (t3UFN)

It's amazing how desperate he is to shake down someone. He probably thinks that Bush will donate to his "cause" to get him to shut up.

Posted by: Jen at June 12, 2014 04:19 PM (njFn8)

384 Is this thing on?

Look, aren't there people in the military at like the higher management
levels that think about these things, like strategy, goals, cost
effectiveness, wisdom, saving American lives and things like that?

There are supposed to be, no?

Where the fuck are they? Who is going to stand up and say fuck this shit.

I am doing it but no one listens to me.

Fucking shit.

Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at June 12, 2014 04:19 PM (NnjE8)

385 Leave it to all y'all to have me laughing til I cry as the world falls apart around us.

#meanieheads, OMG willow....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 12, 2014 04:20 PM (jmFXI)

386 It's truly quite stunning and I didn't think it possible to be so relentlessly stunned. Is there a politician in the history of this country possessing as much fail as Obama? Jimmy Carter hasn't a fifth of the fail Obama has, and Carter was a terrible president.

And we're still saddled with this SOB for 2+ years with a Congress lacking the brains, integrity, or balls to stop pResident Malicious Nimrod.

Amazing.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at June 12, 2014 04:20 PM (1CroS)

387 She gone.

Posted by: Countrysquire at June 12, 2014 03:33 PM (eEBON)

She's gone, she's gone
Oh I, oh I
I better learn how to face it
She's gone, she's gone
Oh I, oh I
I'd pay the devil to replace her
She's gone, and she's gone
Oh why, what went wrong?

- Daryl Hall

Posted by: tangonine at June 12, 2014 04:20 PM (x3YFz)

388 Do we have Carriers that we can push Helicopters off of in the Persian Gulf?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 12, 2014 04:20 PM (32Ze2)

389 Air cover and a few Spookys flying in circles. This could be over in 15 minutes.
Posted by: Boss Moss


I like it. I'd like to see those shiny new stolen technicals try hard to outrun a Spooky.

Posted by: Daybrother's First Church of SMOD at June 12, 2014 04:20 PM (kbxTZ)

390 >>Jessie Jackson is blaming President Bush
I kid you not

Jesse Jackson is a mush mouthed, race hustling extortionist with an IQ midway between playdoh and a bowl of Kaboom. If he ever has an original thought it will die of loneliness.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2014 04:20 PM (g1DWB)

391 You'll be unsurprised to learn I've taken up the violin.

Posted by: Emperor Barack Obama. at June 12, 2014 04:20 PM (N4CCG)

392 Your apt I,Claudius quote:

"It's been a revelation to me how a small mind allied with unlimited ambition and without scruple can destroy a country full of clever men."

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 12, 2014 04:20 PM (DxSU2)

393 We are preparing to think outside the box, by brainstorming a new
paradigm to incentivise our core values of intensification and
acceleration in a more synergistic manner.

--

After we unpack the situation and determine what our fact pattern is, we will then hashtag our message to create a global sphere of unity: #dudethatwasliketwoyearsago.

Posted by: Another Liberal Douchebag at June 12, 2014 04:20 PM (tsGZY)

394 The POS has allowed fostered the building of the caliphate which will destroy western civilization.

Posted by: --- at June 12, 2014 04:21 PM (MMC8r)

Posted by: --- at June 12, 2014 04:21 PM (MMC8r)

396 is there any common thread that ties those insurgencies together?

I didn't know the Taliban was involved in the attempted coup in Honduras.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at June 12, 2014 04:21 PM (L02KD)

397 this guy really thinks he can say:

"I dint no nuffin bout it!"

Posted by: tangonine at June 12, 2014 04:21 PM (x3YFz)

398 When you say Iraqis are being trained to fly aircraft, surely you mean the F-16C? The F-14 is not in the Iraqi Order of Battle.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iraqi_Air_Force

Posted by: Brian Pendell at June 12, 2014 04:21 PM (GDDIu)

399 ISIS Is Now "The Richest Terror Force In the World"

And they didn't even have to sell cocaine to do it.

Posted by: AmishDude at June 12, 2014 04:21 PM (T0NGe)

400 Old and busted: Nation building

New hotness: If it moves, shoot it.


If it has stopped moving, shoot it again.
It could be faking.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2014 04:21 PM (WPhwX)

401 I wonder how many liberals will realize how stupid they look now?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 12, 2014 04:19 PM (eoeps)

----

Truth???

They dont care if they look stupid to us.

Bet they all think each other is just fabulous.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2014 04:21 PM (nELVU)

402 funny how everything unwinds so quickly, i'm sure those Red Lines! everywhere were as credible as we all knew they were.
#stopthatIran
#HelpUsHelpU
#meanieheads
Posted by: willow at June 12, 2014 04:18 PM (nqBYe)


*shoves butter pecan and blue moon ice cream through USB for willow*

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at June 12, 2014 04:22 PM (mf5HN)

403 O/T But looking forward to Bergdahl putting his whole chain of command on trial for that last little moral busting "fuck you!".

Posted by: Chupacabras at June 12, 2014 04:22 PM (V40IZ)

404 You are NOT free to move about the country. Ever! Death to Infidels!!!

Posted by: ISIS Airlines at June 12, 2014 04:22 PM (BAS5M)

405 Your apt I,Claudius quote:

"Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out." = "Let it burn."

Posted by: --- at June 12, 2014 04:22 PM (MMC8r)

406 is there any common thread that ties those insurgencies together?

I didn't know the Taliban was involved in the attempted coup in Honduras.

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at June 12, 2014 04:21 PM (L02KD)

Geez... ya know... just racking my brain and it seems like something about a religion of peace but I just can't quite nail it down.

Posted by: tangonine at June 12, 2014 04:22 PM (x3YFz)

407 >> ISIS Is Now "The Richest Terror Force In the World"

Well we were, before Pam ate all the coke.

Posted by: Sterling Archer at June 12, 2014 04:22 PM (C/NnJ)

408 Everyone of those men who died in Iraq has now become a pointless waste.


Never. They died freeing 20 million people from a dictator. No higher honor.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 12, 2014 04:22 PM (jmFXI)

409 I am not excited about this because Secretary of State Kerry will solve this problem faster and better then those idiots Bush and Cheney.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at June 12, 2014 04:22 PM (hP/Mt)

410 This might put a dent into Recovery Summer 6.0. Amirite?

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at June 12, 2014 04:22 PM (oDCMR)

411 moral=morale

Posted by: Chupacabras at June 12, 2014 04:23 PM (V40IZ)

412 OT/ I know but what happened to that Marine in the Mexican jail?

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at June 12, 2014 04:23 PM (9+ccr)

413 "US Intel totally missed the"
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They didn't miss this, perhaps the speed (breaking our own records) in the last 48hr though.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 12, 2014 04:23 PM (7mQyC)

414 We've gone from Henry Kissinger wishing Iran and Iraq could both lose in the 80s, to hoping that they will both win in the 10s.

Thanks Obama.

Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2014 04:23 PM (VndSC)

415 You are NOT free to move about the country. Ever! Death to Infidels!!!
Posted by: ISIS Airlines at June 12, 2014 04:22 PM (BAS5M)

-----

Ok.... THAT was funny.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2014 04:23 PM (nELVU)

416 Just call him "President Not-my-fault."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Ah, F it. at June 12, 2014 04:23 PM (PYAXX)

417 311 So the ferret face iranian is no longer the CIC? Who took her place? The national security spokes-kid?

Posted by: NCwoof at June 12, 2014 04:24 PM (aUQgu)

418 HEY! WHO WANTS TO PURCHASE SOME OF MY IRAQI DINARS?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 12, 2014 04:24 PM (32Ze2)

419 "Samantha Power has already 'strongly condemned the attacks on Mosul #Iraq'. Saw it earlier."

Ah, yes, the ever so ironically named Ambassador Power.

One of the Horde posted the lyrics to Tom Lehrer's classic _Folk Song Army_ a few weeks ago and now it's become a total earworm for me.

Except I find myself humming "Hash Tag Army" instead.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 12, 2014 04:24 PM (noWW6)

420 Sharia law bans guns.... Obama wants to ban all guns... Coincidence?

Posted by: lifeisdeath at June 12, 2014 04:24 PM (izRxr)

421 Saberin, Tehrans equivalent of the SAS.

____

Yeaaahhh.

Like lightsaber kid is equivalent to a SEAL

Posted by: tangonine at June 12, 2014 04:24 PM (x3YFz)

422 If it has stopped moving, shoot it again.
It could be faking.




Rule #2: The Double Tap

Posted by: Zombieland at June 12, 2014 04:24 PM (BAS5M)

423 Uh, Jooooo J.J., I think I have the crabs!

Posted by: ISIS tank commander in a looted American tank at June 12, 2014 04:24 PM (GsmA5)

424 I know but what happened to that Marine in the Mexican jail?
Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at June 12, 2014 04:23 PM (9+ccr)



I don't think his story has made the newspapers yet, but you can rest assured if it ever does, no one will be angrier about it than Obama.

Posted by: mugiwara at June 12, 2014 04:24 PM (D5hxK)

425 Tammy when this all came out this morning I did actually cry.
sometimes i feel the ride on the crazy train won't stop.
imagine how poland, japan, israel all the small countries all over the globe feel with their dictator neighbors breathing on their necks.

this administration and fkn fellow travelers and the media i blame for this .

Posted by: willow at June 12, 2014 04:24 PM (nqBYe)

426
Geez... ya know... just racking my brain and it seems like something about a religion of peace but I just can't quite nail it down.

BUT HE'S NOT A MUSLIM!!!

Posted by: --- at June 12, 2014 04:25 PM (MMC8r)

427 Never. They died freeing 20 million people from a dictator. No higher honor.

I don't know about "no higher honor," but it's certainly up there.

The fact those who came after couldn't be bothered to hold the gains they made is not on them, it's on us.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Ah, F it. at June 12, 2014 04:25 PM (PYAXX)

428 Except I find myself humming "Hash Tag Army" instead.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 12, 2014 04:24 PM (noWW6)

do hashtag hero to Foreigner's Jukebox Hero and you'll never get it out of your head.

Posted by: tangonine at June 12, 2014 04:25 PM (x3YFz)

429
This might put a dent into Recovery Summer 6.0. Amirite?

--

Well, when you consider the lack of oil from Libya, Iraq, and the slowdown in Persian Gulf traffic and the war premium, I'd say that $5 per gallon gasoline in July might be a bit of a stumbling block to recovery summer, and it is coming

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 12, 2014 04:25 PM (eoeps)

430 There's really nothing to worry about here. What harm can a bunch of jihadists do to America from way over there? They don't even have nuclear launch capabilities.

Posted by: Alan Colmes, Retard Division at June 12, 2014 04:25 PM (1CroS)

431 My monies on Israel stepping in and taking Iran's nukes out... just my gut feeling...

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at June 12, 2014 04:25 PM (9+ccr)

432 Geez... ya know... just racking my brain and it seems like something about a religion of peace but I just can't quite nail it down.
Posted by: tangonine at June 12, 2014 04:22 PM (x3YFz)

I've got it, Suni Wahiabais, Salafasts

Posted by: Country Sam at June 12, 2014 04:25 PM (q+zA9)

433 388 Do we have Carriers that we can push Helicopters off of in the Persian Gulf?

I'm thinking - thread winner.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at June 12, 2014 04:25 PM (oDCMR)

434 I checked out for awhile. Any outrage from the GOP yet?

Posted by: effit at June 12, 2014 04:26 PM (l3r4A)

435 We need Hillary's expertise to solve this. President Obama should call her on what to do.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at June 12, 2014 04:26 PM (hP/Mt)

436 I didn't know the Taliban was involved in the attempted coup in Honduras.
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget ________________________________________________OK, but four out of five Taliban recommend insurgencies over any other form of coup.

Posted by: The Taliban 5 at June 12, 2014 04:26 PM (eEBON)

437 129 Allen G

The appetite suppression is usually dose dependent. Combination with other meds can help. There is a class of blood pressure meds that works in children and some adults. Brand names Catapres and Tenex. major side effect is lower blood pressure. They help migraines, make tobacco withdrawal easier. Lots of "off label" uses

Posted by: lurking grandma at June 12, 2014 04:26 PM (2VaQu)

438
Update: Joey Bidez has given some kind of vague nonsense statement, that the US is "prepared to" "intensify and accelerate" our cooperation with Iraq.

What the hell does that mean?



It means "Give 'm 2 blasts with the shotgun, Mable"...

.. e1!!event!y ..

Posted by: Arbalest at June 12, 2014 04:26 PM (FlRtG)

439 1. "It makes you want to kill yourself," a senior U.S. official said of the intelligence on ISIS"
2. "This should make you want to kill yourself:"
Not a great meme.

Posted by: m at June 12, 2014 04:26 PM (2AqeI)

440 Sharia law bans guns....



In a part of the world where full auto AK's go for $50.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2014 04:26 PM (WPhwX)

441 do hashtag hero to Foreigner's Jukebox Hero and you'll never get it out of your head.
Posted by: tangonine at June 12, 2014 04:25 PM (x3YFz)

-----

... fuck.


I hate you.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2014 04:26 PM (nELVU)

442 Damn stinky sock.

Posted by: Countrysquire at June 12, 2014 04:26 PM (eEBON)

443 I remember something that would work against all these barbaric islamists - but can't quite remember the name.

Tip of my tongue.

Ah well, after the left has been eliminated by the moslem hordes, maybe then I can remember it.

Hmm.

Ah well, Going to go watch some Indiana Jones movies tonight.

I like that one with his dad.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at June 12, 2014 04:26 PM (p4vr9)

444 "I wonder how many liberals will realize how stupid they look now?"

Stupid? They are spending all their energy destroying Reagan's image. They don't give a damn. They own the media, and therefore history itself. They won't pay one bit for this.

Posted by: Shoot Me at June 12, 2014 04:27 PM (EQcfE)

445 309 For all his faults as a candidate, Romney was and is a class act.


I will add: For all his faults as a President, Bush was and is a class act. I never doubted GWB's love for his country.

Posted by: puddleglum at June 12, 2014 04:27 PM (4W1ir)

446 Sharia law bans guns.... Obama wants to ban all guns... Coincidence?
Posted by: lifeisdeath at June 12, 2014 04:24 PM (izRxr)

Saria bans guns from non-muslims....

Posted by: Country Sam at June 12, 2014 04:27 PM (q+zA9)

447 Posted by: lurking grandma at June 12, 2014 04:26 PM (2VaQu)


They're beta-blockers (Propanolol is the generic- I take it as a migraine preventative), which are also anti-depressants. Unfortunately, my son is 7- so any anti-depressant is not recommended.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Ah, F it. at June 12, 2014 04:27 PM (PYAXX)

448 *shoves butter pecan and blue moon ice cream through USB for willow*
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at June 12, 2014 04:22 PM (mf5HN)

aww ty alex, yeah i'm having a day.
I feel terrible for those we sent to fight.

Posted by: willow at June 12, 2014 04:27 PM (nqBYe)

449 You know, it's at times like this that I'm comforted by the thought that we have The Adults Back In Charge, and that they will make sensible use of "smart power" to deal with these difficult situations.

Adults like Tommy Vietor on the National Security staff.

No background whatsoever in military, diplomatic, or intelligence matters.

But boy howdy, can that Tommy ever drive the campaign van.

Dude! He's like, a Top Gun pilot of campaign van driving. He is elite at it.

If that's not a qualification for a top level national security post, I don't know what is.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 12, 2014 04:27 PM (noWW6)

450
Samantha Power has already 'strongly condemned the attacks on Mosul #Iraq'. Saw it earlier."

Ah, yes, the ever so ironically named Ambassador Power.

-----



Someone needs to speak truth to Power, because she sure as hell ain't coming up with any truth on her own.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 12, 2014 04:27 PM (eoeps)

451 Posted by: willow at June 12, 2014 04:24 PM (nqBYe)


I was just telling mama a few hours ago that I ultimately hold the boot-licking, knee-pads required, c*c*s*king media for all of this.

They have willfully with held info, reported lies as truth, and fully supported this treasonous fuck for a decade now.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 12, 2014 04:28 PM (jmFXI)

452 *Giggle, giggle* (tosses hair)

Posted by: Marie Barf at June 12, 2014 04:28 PM (/cUUk)

453 443 I remember something that would work against all these barbaric islamists - but can't quite remember the name.
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soap?

Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2014 04:28 PM (VndSC)

454 Well, yeah, man, you see, like, all the tanks we come up against are bigger and better than ours, so all we can hope to do is, like, scare 'em away, y'know.

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What's in it for me?

Posted by: SSgt. Boehner Crapp at June 12, 2014 04:28 PM (1SEfP)

455 I'm thinking -- thread winner.
I prefer #BringBackOurBullion

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2014 04:28 PM (GsmA5)

456 445 309 For all his faults as a candidate, Romney was and is a class act.

Romney's a-ok with bakers being forced to bake cakes for gay weddings.

He's a classless buffoon.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 12, 2014 04:28 PM (DxSU2)

457 Can't you people just let Obama eat his waffles?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at June 12, 2014 04:28 PM (PZ6/M)

458 I demand Bush answer for thisdisaster and be held responsible in front of the UN!!!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at June 12, 2014 04:28 PM (hP/Mt)

459 418 HEY! WHO WANTS TO PURCHASE SOME OF MY IRAQI DINARS?

Will you take Ukrainian hryvnia?

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at June 12, 2014 04:28 PM (oDCMR)

460 Has Hadji, The Muslim Comic weighed in yet?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 12, 2014 04:28 PM (32Ze2)

461 Ace
F-16s, not F-14s.

We're selling Iraq F-16s. Sarry for the late post. Just got to the thread.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2014 04:28 PM (u82oZ)

462 1. "It makes you want to kill yourself," a senior U.S. official said of the intelligence on ISIS"
2. "This should make you want to kill yourself:"
Not a great meme.

Posted by: m at June 12, 2014 04:26 PM (2AqeI)

I have a reflective belt I'll loan anyone in this administration for said cause.

Posted by: tangonine at June 12, 2014 04:29 PM (x3YFz)

463
I will add: For all his faults as a President, Bush was and is a class act. I never doubted GWB's love for his country.

Me either. I read yahoo news headline about the elder Bush making his parachute jump today on his 90th Birthday. The remarks after the article were sickening. Wishing he would die and lashing out an W too. What reprehensible "people."

Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at June 12, 2014 04:29 PM (9+ccr)

464
FORD IS OUT! FORD IS OUT!

http://goo.gl/qagVDT

BREAKING NEWS: Harrison Ford airlifted to hospital from set of Star Wars after "breaking ankle and suffering chest injuries" while playing Han Solo

Posted by: Proud Pug American at June 12, 2014 04:29 PM (lJm99)

465 336;Yeah, uh, is there any common thread that ties those insurgencies together?


Lutherns?

Posted by: puddleglum at June 12, 2014 04:29 PM (4W1ir)

466 I remember something that would work against all these barbaric islamists - but can't quite remember the name.
----------

soap?



Ham?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2014 04:30 PM (WPhwX)

467 I can hardly wait to hear Obama or Kerry or some other useless fuck in this administration tell us how Israel has no better friend than the US.

We have increased the pressure on Israel to a level that demands they act sooner or later. Probably sooner.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2014 04:30 PM (g1DWB)

468 The fact those who came after couldn't be bothered to hold the gains they made is not on them, it's on us.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Ah, F it. at June 12, 2014 04:25 PM (PYAXX)


Exactly.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 12, 2014 04:30 PM (jmFXI)

469 soap?

Posted by: Roy at June 12, 2014 04:28 PM (VndSC)
HAH!

Posted by: tangonine at June 12, 2014 04:30 PM (x3YFz)

470 My map isn't quite completely colored in yet. Has the SCOAMF not worked his reverse Midas magic in Antarctica yet?

Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at June 12, 2014 04:30 PM (L02KD)

471 How many young American boys and girls have died because Bush was a gun toting cowboy ??????

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at June 12, 2014 04:30 PM (hP/Mt)

472 464 Posted by: Proud Pug American at June 12, 2014 04:29 PM (lJm99)


Jar-Jar Binks is blued rested and ready.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:31 PM (CMkNk)

473 "I feel terrible for those we sent to fight."

I'm not much of an Ollie North fan, but he was on Levin's radio show yesterday, and he made what I think is an indisputable point.

To wit: that the wave of suicides among recently returned sandbox veterans is coupled to a horrible realization by those vets.

Realizing that the huge agonizing sacrifices which they and their brothers in arms endured have been for absolutely nothing. Casually thrown away.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 12, 2014 04:31 PM (noWW6)

474 BREAKING NEWS: Harrison Ford airlifted to hospital from set of Star Wars after "breaking ankle and suffering chest injuries" while playing Han Solo

We warned him not to crowd Carrie Fisher.

Posted by: --- at June 12, 2014 04:31 PM (MMC8r)

475 So ... America and Iran are gonna team up to help Iraq?
----
Sometimes it takes a dick to to fuck an asshole.


Can't the al-Qaeda affiliates get their name straight?
--
They went though a couple name changes and mergers in the last couple years but at this point in general you use them interchangeably.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 12, 2014 04:31 PM (7mQyC)

476 Iraq didn't get any MRAPs?

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2014 04:31 PM (/rVxx)

477 470 My map isn't quite completely colored in yet. Has the SCOAMF not worked his reverse Midas magic in Antarctica yet?
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at June 12, 2014 04:30 PM (L02KD)

Colored? Racist!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:31 PM (CMkNk)

478 When gas prices jump by $2 a gal next week it is definitely going to be Bush's fault. Haliburton's too.

What does that imbecilic State department quim say about this? Not happening? Kerry warned about this? Ben and Jerry are introducing a "Sharia" flavor?

Posted by: Daybrother's First Church of SMOD at June 12, 2014 04:31 PM (57noz)

479 I remember something that would work against all these barbaric islamists - but can't quite remember the name.
----------

soap?



Ham?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2014 04:30 PM (WPhwX)



Bacon grease and nekkid wimmenz.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 12, 2014 04:31 PM (jmFXI)

480 Not seeing a problem here.
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Why aren't school lunches Halal compliant?

Posted by: CAIR at June 12, 2014 04:31 PM (l3r4A)

481 F-16s, not F-14s.

We're selling Iraq F-16s. Sarry for the late post. Just got to the thread.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2014 04:28 PM (u82oZ)


Point of Order Sir, Point of Order:

Apparently we are selling ISIS F-16s

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2014 04:32 PM (t3UFN)

482 FORD IS OUT! FORD IS OUT!

http://goo.gl/qagVDT

BREAKING NEWS: Harrison Ford airlifted to hospital from set of Star Wars after "breaking ankle and suffering chest injuries" while playing Han Solo

Posted by: Proud Pug American at June 12, 2014 04:29 PM (lJm99)

At some point in your seventies, you might want to consider a stand in. Did he trip over his walker or what?

Posted by: Jen at June 12, 2014 04:32 PM (njFn8)

483 439 1. "It makes you want to kill yourself," a senior U.S. official said of the intelligence on ISIS"
2. "This should make you want to kill yourself:"
Not a great meme.

#ItMakesYouWantToKillYouself. Might make a great Republican Campaign Hashtag?

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at June 12, 2014 04:32 PM (oDCMR)

484 446 Sharia law bans guns.... Obama wants to ban all guns... Coincidence?
Posted by: lifeisdeath at June 12, 2014 04:24 PM (izRxr)

Saria bans guns from non-muslims....
Posted by: Country Sam at June 12, 2014 04:27 PM (q+zA9)

And Obama wants to ban the American people from having guns. In both cases, neither one wants their enemy to be armed.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2014 04:32 PM (mx5oN)

485 BREAKING NEWS: Harrison Ford airlifted to hospital from set of Star Wars after "breaking ankle and suffering chest injuries" while playing Han Solo

Let the wookie win, Han.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 12, 2014 04:32 PM (DxSU2)

486 How many young American boys and girls have died because Bush was a gun toting cowboy ??????

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at June 12, 2014 04:30 PM (hP/Mt)

aww ffs.

Posted by: tangonine at June 12, 2014 04:32 PM (x3YFz)

487 466 I remember something that would work against all these barbaric islamists - but can't quite remember the name.
***

A science book?
Porn?
Math?
BLT?
A woman with a drivers license?

Posted by: B at June 12, 2014 04:32 PM (VC56G)

488 I'm hoping he didn't break his hip.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2014 04:32 PM (/rVxx)

489 So I was thinking about regression to the mean and how I (generation after the Boom) have lived in arguably one of the most peaceful times in history. Particularly between 1975 and 2000.


That seems to mean that what is ahead is a return to horror and a savage world most of us are ill equipt to deal with.

Head chopping isn't a new thing after all. We just got used to a lack of it.


Posted by: typo dynamofo at June 12, 2014 04:32 PM (IVgIK)

490 OT/ I know but what happened to that Marine in the Mexican jail?

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That "Pay No Mind" list? The poor marine is on it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 12, 2014 04:33 PM (tsGZY)

491 444 "I wonder how many liberals will realize how stupid they look now?"

Stupid? They are spending all their energy destroying Reagan's image. They don't give a damn. They own the media, and therefore history itself. They won't pay one bit for this.

Posted by: Shoot Me at June 12, 2014 04:27 PM (EQcfE)


They'll pay. Leave it at that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:33 PM (CMkNk)

492 When gas prices jump by $2 a gal next week it is definitely going to be Bush's fault. Haliburton's too.

Good thing we've got that roaring economy going for us.

Posted by: --- at June 12, 2014 04:33 PM (MMC8r)

493 There is no taming the Koranimals. I think we all realize this by now. We can and should divorce ourselves from the sandbox and return only to bomb them from 30,000 feet should they lift their heads. Other than offering aid and protection to Israel, we should GTFO. Also, FRACK FRACK FRACK FRACK and MORE FRACK! Let them choke on their motherfucking oil.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 12, 2014 04:33 PM (32Ze2)

494 "300 Air cover and a few Spookys flying in circles. This could be over in 15 minutes."
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If you caught it earlier, like you know when the Iraqi's were suggesting that, or for that matter even earlier this week.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 12, 2014 04:33 PM (7mQyC)

495 BREAKING NEWS: Harrison Ford airlifted to hospital from set of Star Wars after "breaking ankle and suffering chest injuries" while playing Han Solo

Sounds like he forgot the first rule: Let the wookie win.

Posted by: CM at June 12, 2014 04:33 PM (0NdlF)

496 Harrison Ford airlifted to hospital from set of Star Wars after "breaking ankle and suffering chest injuries" while playing Han Solo

We warned him not to crowd Carrie Fisher.
Posted by: ---


The freaking Millenium Falcon beat him up.

Posted by: Daybrother's First Church of SMOD at June 12, 2014 04:33 PM (8Tnce)

497 483 439 1. "It makes you want to kill yourself," a senior U.S. official said of the intelligence on ISIS"
2. "This should make you want to kill yourself:"
Not a great meme.

#ItMakesYouWantToKillYouself. Might make a great Republican Campaign Hashtag?
Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at June 12, 2014 04:32 PM (oDCMR)

If this were feudal Japan, the entire administration would be committing seppuku on the White House lawn.

Posted by: Insomniac at June 12, 2014 04:33 PM (mx5oN)

498 CNN reports 2 years old are allegedly walking through Mexico to get here

sure

walking

Posted by: thunderb at June 12, 2014 04:33 PM (zOTsN)

499 Riders On The Storm (1970)

Riders on the storm
into this house we're born
into this world we're thrown
like a dog without a bone
an actor all alone
Riders on the storm

there's a killer on the road
his brain is squirming like a toad
take a long holiday
let your children play
If you give this man a ride
sweet family will die
Killer on the road, yeah...

http://tinyurl.com/qyacp6g

Posted by: panzernashorn at June 12, 2014 04:33 PM (gmrH5)

500 "Apparently we are selling ISIS F-16s"

Thank goodness, not yet delivered.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 12, 2014 04:33 PM (noWW6)

501 Fredo: Iraq needs additional Military Aid

In related News: The Titanic could use new radar and stronger steel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2014 04:33 PM (t3UFN)

502 I will add: For all his faults as a President, Bush was and is a class act. I never doubted GWB's love for his country.

Posted by: puddleglum at June 12, 2014 04:27 PM (4W1ir)


Did I read somewhere that he is parachuting in to fix this problem as we speak?

Posted by: Guido 'baking bread to assuage his anger' at June 12, 2014 04:34 PM (OUobZ)

503 "Lawmakers want to outlaw bestiality in New Jersey "
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Clearly a pressing concern in the state. :eyeroll:

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 12, 2014 04:34 PM (7mQyC)

504 433 388 Do we have Carriers that we can push Helicopters off of in the Persian Gulf?

I'm thinking - thread winner.
Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at June 12, 2014 04:25 PM (oDCMR)


But, but, but we dumped Bin Laden overboard!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:34 PM (CMkNk)

505 *pulls out corgi whistle*

*FWEEEEEEEEEETTTT*

Posted by: CM at June 12, 2014 04:34 PM (0NdlF)

506 498 CNN reports 2 years old are allegedly walking through Mexico to get here


A 2 year old will walk fifteen feet, stop, then walk to the nearest adult and say, "up."

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 12, 2014 04:34 PM (DxSU2)

507 But! Obarky says he does not rule out anything.

Putin then wonders if Barry is going to hashtag a photo of a nuke.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky,supermodel,Benghazi reporter at June 12, 2014 04:35 PM (baL2B)

508 Let them choke on their motherfucking oil.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 12, 2014 04:33 PM (32Ze2)

you realise muslims are the #1 or #2 immigrant group allowed ti immigrate into the USA right?

Posted by: Country Sam at June 12, 2014 04:35 PM (q+zA9)

509 401 I wonder how many liberals will realize how stupid they look now?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 12, 2014 04:19 PM (eoeps)

----

Truth???

They dont care if they look stupid to us.

Bet they all think each other is just fabulous.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 12, 2014 04:21 PM (nELVU)



Dunnin-Kruger in full effect.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:35 PM (CMkNk)

510 CNN reports 2 years old are allegedly walking through Mexico to get here

sure

walking

Posted by: thunderb at June 12, 2014 04:33 PM (zOTsN)

And reading their GPS's.

Posted by: Jen at June 12, 2014 04:35 PM (njFn8)

511 Ben and Jerry are introducing a "Sharia" flavor?

Posted by: Daybrother's First Church of SMOD at June 12, 2014 04:31 PM (57noz)

**************
There is no Ice Cream in islam

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 12, 2014 04:35 PM (32Ze2)

512 Outlawing bestiality in New Jersey could cut the birth rate by 75%.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2014 04:35 PM (/rVxx)

513 At some point in your seventies, you might want to consider a stand in. Did he trip over his walker or what?

Posted by: Jen at June 12, 2014 04:32 PM (njFn


He tried to muscle into the buffet line in front of Carrie Fisher.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 12, 2014 04:35 PM (oFCZn)

514 They went though a couple name changes and mergers in the last couple years

Yeah, I'm gonna need you to stop wearing your ISIS-branded workwear to work. We're ISIL now--fresh new name, fresh new logo, fresh new beheadings. Didn't you get the memo?

Posted by: ISIL Middle Manager at June 12, 2014 04:35 PM (/kI1Q)

515 506 A 2 year old will walk fifteen feet, stop, then walk to the nearest adult and say, "up."
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at June 12, 2014 04:34 PM (DxSU2)


Or, in this case, "arriba."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:36 PM (CMkNk)

516 503 "Lawmakers want to outlaw bestiality in New Jersey "
***

Didn't they cancel "Jersey Shore" already?

Posted by: B at June 12, 2014 04:36 PM (VC56G)

517 503 "Lawmakers want to outlaw bestiality in New Jersey "---Clearly a pressing concern in the state. :eyeroll:

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 12, 2014 04:34 PM (7mQyC)


No worries, some judge will step in and rule it unconstitutional.

Posted by: CM at June 12, 2014 04:36 PM (0NdlF)

518 If this were feudal Japan, the entire administration would be committing seppuku on the White House lawn.

--

This.

Posted by: votermom at June 12, 2014 04:36 PM (GSIDW)

519 The Snooki Law.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2014 04:36 PM (/rVxx)

520 "Lawmakers want to outlaw bestiality in New Jersey "
---
Clearly a pressing concern in the state. :eyeroll:

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 12, 2014 04:34 PM (7mQyC)

You're saying at this point, 239 years after the nation was founded, that Joysey is suddenly thinking: "we really need to stop this pig fucking?"

Posted by: tangonine at June 12, 2014 04:37 PM (x3YFz)

521 500 "Apparently we are selling ISIS F-16s"

Thank goodness, not yet delivered.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 12, 2014 04:33 PM (noWW6)


What scale, 1/48 or 1/72?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:37 PM (CMkNk)

522 503 "Lawmakers want to outlaw bestiality in New Jersey "
---
Clearly a pressing concern in the state. :eyeroll:


Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 12, 2014 04:34 PM (7mQyC)


Have you seen Joyzee Goils?

Posted by: Guido 'baking bread to assuage his anger' at June 12, 2014 04:37 PM (OUobZ)

523 Allen G
No, they are not beta blockers. They are alpha receptor blockers, mostly work in the ganglions outside the brain. That is why less depression, ect. I do not know what they do for ADD but I had good success in people we couldn't use amphetamines, like kids too young for the meds, and folks who had the others quit working

Posted by: lurking grandma at June 12, 2014 04:38 PM (2VaQu)

524 503 "Lawmakers want to outlaw bestiality in New Jersey "---Clearly a pressing concern in the state. :eyeroll:

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 12, 2014 04:34 PM (7mQyC)

No worries, some judge will step in and rule it unconstitutional.
Posted by: CM at June 12, 2014 04:36 PM (0NdlF)

Only after the voters have voted it into their state constitution. These judges want a challenge when they overthrow a law

Posted by: Jen at June 12, 2014 04:38 PM (njFn8)

525 The Snooki Law.

Posted by: Boss Moss at June 12, 2014 04:36 PM (/rVxx)

hah!

Posted by: tangonine at June 12, 2014 04:38 PM (x3YFz)

526 518 If this were feudal Japan, the entire administration would be committing seppuku on the White House lawn.

--

This.
Posted by: votermom at June 12, 2014 04:36 PM (GSIDW)


They'd have to be self-aware first.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:38 PM (CMkNk)

527 416 Just call him "President Not-my-fault."


Its not his fault....weeps

Posted by: Good Will Hunting at June 12, 2014 04:39 PM (4W1ir)

528 Posted by: CM at June 12, 2014 04:33 PM (0NdlF)


No.

Rule 1 is "Never act injudiciously when confronted by a smiling wrinkly bald man."

I'm not sure where "Let the wookie win" falls. Probably Rule 3 or something.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Ah, F it. at June 12, 2014 04:39 PM (PYAXX)

529 nood, Hillary

Posted by: Country Sam at June 12, 2014 04:39 PM (q+zA9)

530 Look, everything will be ok.

All the foreign policy crew is going back to their apartments to dig up their notes from their Harvard International Relations classes and before you know it we will have it solved....right?

Posted by: The Entire US State Department. at June 12, 2014 04:39 PM (OWjjx)

531 I hope President Obama makes every effort to evacuate all gays and lesbians from Iraq. That is the right thing to do because Bush never cared about these people !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Dorcus Blimline at June 12, 2014 04:39 PM (hP/Mt)

532 511 There is no Ice Cream in islam
Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 12, 2014 04:35 PM (32Ze2)

The lady with the recipe was beheaded.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:39 PM (CMkNk)

533 Who knew we were so fragile?
Posted by: naturalfake at June 12, 2014 04:17 PM (0cMkb)


----------------------------------------------


Well, other than the founders, Lincoln, McCarthy, Reagan, Beck, my college history professor, Ted Cruz (for the more contemporary times), Mark Steyn, and those are just off the top of my head.

Posted by: Soona at June 12, 2014 04:39 PM (nUKwu)

534 you guys are killing me today...

Posted by: tangonine at June 12, 2014 04:40 PM (x3YFz)

535 nood, Hillary

Posted by: Country Sam at June 12, 2014 04:39 PM (q+zA9)

****************
Great...... Now I have a steaming pile of vomit on my lap.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at June 12, 2014 04:40 PM (32Ze2)

536

... and, given the Smart Diplomacy practised by Teh JEF, Sloe Joe Bidez, and the idiots Reid, Schumer and Pelosi ...

1. Look for Iraq to be partitioned into 3 parts (like Gaul).

- The North, run by the Kurds, as some sort of quasi-state, effectively independent, bit not formally so, to avoid Turkish intervention

- The South and most Shi'a areas, occupied protected by significant Iranian forces (against ISIS and the Sunnis), and thus effectively part of Iran,

- The rest, likely absorbed by Jordan, Syria, maybe even Turkey and Saudi Arabia, unless ISIS can maintain control.

2. Look for increasingly bold moves by Russia, China and many others. Watch for trouble in South America and the Malaysia-Indonesia-Phillipines area. The world just got much more dangerous ...

3. Look for "SQUIRREL!!!" from Teh JEF and the Media.

Has ANYTHING he's done worked ... even a little?

4. Watch for the R's to FAIL TO CAPITALIZE on the OBVIOUS FAILURES of Democrat Policy, Leadership, etc. over the rest of this summer, leading in to the 2014 elections.

The Republicans really could win big / bigger by showing these titanic Democrat failures.

Posted by: Arbalest at June 12, 2014 04:40 PM (FlRtG)

537 443 I remember something that would work against all these barbaric islamists - but can't quite remember the name.

PORK !

Posted by: McCool at June 12, 2014 04:40 PM (nCSwS)

538 Posted by: lurking grandma at June 12, 2014 04:38 PM (2VaQu)


Huh. Okay, I'll have to ask the doc about alpha-blockers.

We did ask about the beta-blockers, because we know a few kids (teens/young-adults) who use them with good affect for ADHD.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther), Ah, F it. at June 12, 2014 04:40 PM (PYAXX)

539 teh tweet

@votermom
Has Biden taken control of the WH?
#Biden2014


(Got to make my own comedy)

Posted by: votermom at June 12, 2014 04:41 PM (GSIDW)

540 Look, everything will be ok.

All the foreign policy crew is going back to their apartments to dig up their notes from their Harvard International Relations classes and before you know it we will have it solved....right?

Posted by: The Entire US State Department. at June 12, 2014 04:39 PM (OWjjx)

Go long on shredders.

Posted by: tangonine at June 12, 2014 04:41 PM (x3YFz)

541 James Woods: The real question is who in his right mind could support this loser anymore on any issue? Impeach him and move on.

Posted by: effit at June 12, 2014 04:41 PM (l3r4A)

542 Oh no! Italics have taken over the home page!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2014 04:41 PM (GsmA5)

543 536 The Republicans really could win big / bigger by showing these titanic Democrat failures.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 12, 2014 04:40 PM (FlRtG)



First - GOP gets a braincell and/or a clue.
Second - the MFM lets them make the case.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 12, 2014 04:42 PM (CMkNk)

544 There is no Ice Cream in islam
Posted by: Truck Monkey

----------

You know, I did not know that. I would think I should but I did not.
Thank you.

Posted by: Daybrother's First Church of SMOD at June 12, 2014 04:43 PM (8Tnce)

545 Hey, remember--He's got this.
He's playing multi-dimensional chess in hyperspace.
All is well.

Posted by: DailyKos genderqueer diarist at June 12, 2014 04:43 PM (/cUUk)

546 537 Correct! Specially pig blood and assorted porcine parts arranged in a strategic and tactical manner.

Posted by: NCwoof at June 12, 2014 04:43 PM (aUQgu)

547 thunderb

498.

That is stretching reality.

It would be arduous and extremely slow going to say the least.

No 24 month toddler could trek the open countryside through river beds and mountains or hillsides, rocks, etc. without succumbing to the elements, literal pitfalls or fall prey to rattlers, scorpions or ants.

But for a CNN photo op, as if the CNN photo journalist dared "rough it" in the wild, sure, a 2 year old can walk the sidewalk.

Toddlers learn to walk from 12 months on.

Our daughter was running at 12 months to keep up with her brother 3 years her senior. She didn't like being in the stroller on our daily walks. We'd walk a greenbelt mile to a creek; afterwards, she'd get in the stroller for the trek home.

Posted by: panzernashorn at June 12, 2014 04:44 PM (gmrH5)

548 541 James Woods: The real question is who in his right mind could support this loser anymore on any issue? Impeach him and move on.

Did he say that? Damn, an actor to love.

Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at June 12, 2014 04:45 PM (oDCMR)

549 It makes you want to kill yourself," a senior U.S. official said of the intelligence on ISIS

*hands over wakizashi"

*waits*

Posted by: Damiano at June 12, 2014 04:45 PM (j0wOO)

550 Argo fuck yourself.

Posted by: Shred me now at June 12, 2014 04:45 PM (/cUUk)

551 "HEY! WHO WANTS TO PURCHASE SOME OF MY IRAQI DINARS? "
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Don't joke I own some, $780/1mD gamble made years ago, soon to be worthless.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 12, 2014 04:45 PM (7mQyC)

552 I feel a Presidential vacation coming on

Posted by: Islamic Rage Dude at June 12, 2014 04:46 PM (S529Y)

553 522 503 "Lawmakers want to outlaw bestiality in New Jersey "

Evidently, consensual NJ bestiality, or else the "Anti-Bully Law" would have sufficed.

Posted by: panzernashorn at June 12, 2014 04:47 PM (gmrH5)

554 I once stole some bullion from mom's cupboard. I had a taste for soup.

Posted by: Soupy Sales Biden at June 12, 2014 04:48 PM (/cUUk)

555 These booties are made for walkin'...

Posted by: 2 year old border crosser at June 12, 2014 04:50 PM (/cUUk)

556 548 Did he say that? Damn, an actor to love.

Twitted it.

Here's another

James Woods: As Iraq is abandoned by Obama's cut-and-run policies and the Taliban are
energized, watch Mrs. Clinton crawl into a dark media hole.

Posted by: effit at June 12, 2014 04:51 PM (l3r4A)

557 521 - Thank goodness, not yet delivered.
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I was told today there were 2 f-16's at Balad (I assumed they were their new ones), maybe they were loaners?

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 12, 2014 04:58 PM (7mQyC)

558 "Have you seen Joyzee Goils?"
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I spent many a year of my youth there, bestiality never seemed to be a problem\issue, as I imagine it's not in every other state. I was just thinking though with all the issues the NJ legislature has and should be dealing with this seems like one that should be pretty low on the priority list.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 12, 2014 05:02 PM (7mQyC)

559 "Other senior U.S. officials say ISIS has yet to carry out any attacks directly targeting the U.S."

Well, that makes me feel better--you know, about the complete disintegration of Iraq and the deliberate waste of all the blood and treasure it took to rebuild it.

When the Democrats say we're losing a war, seems to me they make a too-determined effort to fulfill that prediction and bring that result about.

Posted by: troyriser at June 12, 2014 05:02 PM (ptcFO)

560 you guys are killing me today...
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ditto.. it's why come here, comic relief from the sad reality that is news.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 12, 2014 05:03 PM (7mQyC)

561 n00d

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at June 12, 2014 05:05 PM (7mQyC)

562 not to make this about partisan politics but I gotta feeling the Dems are gonna lose the Senate this year you guys

Posted by: J.E. at June 12, 2014 05:07 PM (R0g4C)

563 Dang, too busy to butt in to all these Eye-rak threads. Just finished 50 rounds of 30 carbine, so a short break before I do some stuff in the yard then go for a swim work-out.

Guy from my neighborhood, went to school with K-12, is ambassador in Baghdad. Funny. Doubt he knew where that was 20 years ago. He's career foreign service (but "late" - from his 30s on, or something). When he and I were playing rec basketball in 8th grade I was reading up on foreign policy, history, and military affairs. Already obsessed with it. Hope he's enjoying that monstrous complex we weren't allowed to show anyone.

F-16s, I assume - further assume that was corrected up-thread?

Iranian forces have had an open/unacknowledged role in Samarra for Askari shrine security for some time, that's not new. Quds Force openly acknowledged deployments are something else again. Hmmm. Just musing on how popular Quds Force people will be in Anbar, Salah al-Din, Nineveh .... not very! Doubt they will go to those places.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that this ISIS "surge" will fall far short of B'dad, and not fare too well in the north, either. They don't have the personnel or depth to actually control and secure that sort of area. And I don't think they'll find much/any local support, beyond what they can rent (in Iraq, esp. Anbar, there's always someone for rent, up to a point ....). Not hard to imagine ISIS's big push fizzling out in a week or two. If the peshmerga or Quds Force get into it with them, ISIS will fare poorly.

Posted by: outlier at June 12, 2014 05:10 PM (afQnV)

564 Well, if Iran is now in charge of the Iraqi war, that means whoever is in charge of Iran controls most of the oil in the world. And remember, fracking is evil!!

*wink, wink*

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at June 12, 2014 05:23 PM (cHuNI)

565 "FORD IS OUT! FORD IS OUT!

http://goo.gl/qagVDT

BREAKING NEWS: Harrison Ford airlifted to hospital from set of Star Wars after "breaking ankle and suffering chest injuries" while playing Han Solo

Posted by: Proud Pug American at June 12, 2014 04:29 PM (lJm99)"

You could say he was, (puts sunglasses on) flying solo...

Posted by: Anton Mesmer at June 12, 2014 05:23 PM (t08zE)

566 @565 yeeaaahhhh

Posted by: Chris Balsz at June 12, 2014 05:30 PM (HZLYB)

567 Well hell, ISIS now has almost as much money as Mooch and The Bamster combined.

And while I doubt that the mujahddin recruited from the desert know how to fly F-14s, there are some Iranian Air Force F-14 pilots, whose planes have been grounded for lack of spare parts. Looks like they can just sashay over to Balad Airbase and pick up some newer, albeit used F-14s and take to the air again. Hey it's a win win. Bamster gets to avoid those icky restrictions on the sale of advanced weaponry to Iran--and Iran gets some new planes. What's not to like about that in Obama's little world.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 12, 2014 05:33 PM (wdHk6)

568 Every Muslim majority country will be Muslim Brotherhood-controlled in the next 24 months, if not sooner. The Muslim-squishy countries like France, England, Skandies, etc., will soon follow. Sheik Ubama has done more to advance the caliphate than anyone, including Usama or even Saladin.

Posted by: Erowmero at June 12, 2014 05:34 PM (go5uR)

569 maybe putin can save us

Posted by: kj at June 12, 2014 05:35 PM (lKyWE)

570 I see from a a slightly earlier post that the Iraqi Airforce might have been flying F-16s---which is a heck of a lot more appropriate an airplane for use to furnish a friendly air force. The F-14 Tomcats are getting long in the tooth--going on 40 years old now, and while they're old, they're also a bit much of a 'hoss" for Middle Eastern pilots to handle.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 12, 2014 05:36 PM (wdHk6)

571 No F-14s in Iraq. Iran has a couple of F-14s from the pre-Carter years that may fly, although not into combat. The rest are hanger queens.

Aircraft maintenance can be a bitch for a very old aircraft in the Middle East.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2014 05:59 PM (u82oZ)

572 Plus, the only way ISIS could fly those planes is if they took over Iraq, and used today's US-trained Iraqi AF pilots.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2014 06:04 PM (u82oZ)

573 I hope I am still around to see it and piss on your grave.

I'm sure it will be a long line....can i make a reservation now?

Posted by: Paladin at June 12, 2014 06:04 PM (LTquJ)

574 Meh, $429 million is barely enough to set up a website. They will blow it all on goat porn and racing camels before a fortnight passes.

Posted by: Thatch at June 12, 2014 06:09 PM (m/nBa)

575 Won't you stand down, Barack
Stand down, please
Stand down, Barack.

Posted by: JEM at June 12, 2014 06:15 PM (o+SC1)

576 Shall we play a game?


Love to. How about Global Thermonuclear War?

Posted by: Jrr at June 12, 2014 07:29 PM (BdVar)

577 Screw the Iraqis, they gave their oil contracts to the Chinese. Let the Chinese fight for them.

Posted by: Africanus at June 12, 2014 08:31 PM (8fCyb)

578 Allen G, you've probably been down this road, but if not, it does make sense to try your son on an elimination diet to see whether any common foods affect his ADHD. The food sensitivity thing is real in some kids. Mine used to turn into a mini maniac instantly after eating anything with soy, especially soybean oil. One of the kids in his kindergarten had the same thing, but with corn.

Posted by: Emily at June 12, 2014 09:12 PM (7Rn+/)

579 Jessie James has become a Mosslem?

Posted by: burt at June 13, 2014 09:55 AM (yp2Xd)

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