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US Military Prepares To Evacuate Americans From Libya
Obama is giving the commencement speech at West Point right now. The focus of the speech is foreign policy, anti-terrorism activities and the drawdown in Afghanistan (which I wrote about yesterday).
Meanwhile one of Obama's prior forays into shaping the world, Libya, is falling apart.The amphibious ship Bataan with Ospreys and 1,000 Marines on board has moved into the eastern Mediterranean to be ready for a possible evacuation, CBS News correspondent David Martin reported. The ship had been taking part in an exercise with Jordan. This is a significant increase over the 200 Marines who had been moved to Sigonella, Sicily, and a significant decrease in the distance Marines would have to travel to evacuate Americans. The State Department on Tuesday night warned U.S. citizens against traveling to Libya and urged Americans currently in the North African nation to "department immediately." "The security situation in Libya remains unpredictable and unstable. The Libyan government has not been able to adequately build its military and police forces and improve security following the 2011 revolution. Many military-grade weapons remain in the hands of private individuals, including antiaircraft weapons that may be used against civilian aviation. Crime levels remain high in many parts of the country," the State Department said in its advisory.I know when it comes to Libya and Hillary Clinton people want to focus on Benghazi. As tragic as that night was, the real scandal and mark against her was the decision to join in the campaign to depose Qadaffi in the first place. She was the public face of the administration and argued repeatedly that that action was in US interests. Clearly, it hasn't worked out the way she argued it would and that's the kind of thing a want to be President needs to answer for.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Uh huh. Wake me when this happens please.
Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at May 28, 2014 11:03 AM (NnjE8)
Posted by: Piercello at May 28, 2014 11:03 AM (JybVy)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 28, 2014 11:04 AM (rt3TY)
Posted by: Vic at May 28, 2014 11:04 AM (T2V/1)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2014 11:04 AM (gOoFi)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2014 11:05 AM (gOoFi)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 11:05 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:05 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 28, 2014 11:05 AM (wdHk6)
Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 28, 2014 11:05 AM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2014 11:06 AM (gOoFi)
Posted by: Brave Sir Obama at May 28, 2014 11:06 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2014 11:06 AM (gOoFi)
King Barry to pretend that he has a pair.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:06 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:06 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 28, 2014 11:06 AM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 28, 2014 11:07 AM (0yEq2)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:07 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 28, 2014 11:07 AM (oDCMR)
And it's that about all it fucking amounted to. So this cocksucker could look like somebody special.
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2014 11:08 AM (gOoFi)
So the US military is the one who really overthrew QDaffy, by blowing up his planes, tanks, ships, etc.
But it was the nutball psychotic jihadis that the Libyans saw actually march into the capital, waving their jihadi flags, bragging up about how they overthrew the evil tyrant for not being a good Muslim.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 28, 2014 11:08 AM (ZPrif)
urged Americans currently in the North African nation to "department immediately."
I can't decide how to department. Macy's or Gimbel's?
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 28, 2014 11:08 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Hadoop at May 28, 2014 11:08 AM (Ph479)
HT Weasel Zippers. Alan West says he has the hot skinny on what went
down at Benghazi. I am linking directly to his site instead of the
article at WZ because I know all the Morons want to read this whole
thing. But be cautioned; take your BP meds first. It is damn easy to see
why the Democraps want to keep this hushed up. I am praying that Gowdy
will get this to the public. Even the LIV will find this awful.
http://tinyurl.com/pfjydaf
Posted by: Vic at May 28, 2014 11:08 AM (T2V/1)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2014 11:08 AM (08Znv)
Posted by: Brave Sir Obama at May 28, 2014 11:06 AM (DrWcr)
Threadwinner.
Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2014 11:08 AM (S/lBi)
Posted by: Brave Sir Obama at May 28, 2014 11:06 AM (DrWcr)
Perhaps a shrubery would help..
Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 28, 2014 11:09 AM (9+ccr)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgcd1ghag5Y
we came ,we saw, he died.amidst chuckles
hillary on Benghazi
With all due respect, the fact is we had four dead Americans. Was it because of a protest or was it because of guys out for a walk one night decided to go kill some Americans? What difference at this point does it make?
so.
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:09 AM (nqBYe)
Now that's gold, Jerry, comedy GOLD!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2014 11:09 AM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: Bill Mitchell at May 28, 2014 11:09 AM (+9xNn)
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:10 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 28, 2014 11:10 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Fussy Dorkstick at May 28, 2014 11:10 AM (MbqmP)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:10 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:11 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: buzzion at May 28, 2014 11:11 AM (zt+N6)
All of my life she's been famous and she seemed to mainly use her fame to pronounce that people like (ie not socialist progtards) were evil, subhuman scum.
I hear she wrote some uplifting poetry. But most of what she said in public that I saw was her spewing hatred of anyone who disagreed with her politics.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 28, 2014 11:11 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: georgeofthedesert at May 28, 2014 11:11 AM (Eq2MX)
Look at the way Obama was addressing the cadets. It was as if he was talking to children who haven't yet learned to think for themselves.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 28, 2014 11:11 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 28, 2014 11:11 AM (oDCMR)
He is completely oblivious to the irony there
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at May 28, 2014 11:11 AM (HDwDg)
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:12 AM (nqBYe)
Licking balls in Petaluma
To tranny whores in New Jer-zee,
We will screw the country sideways,
Follow-ing Saul A-lin-skeee.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:12 AM (CMkNk)
I hope he gets only tepid, polite applause when he finally runs out of gas.
Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2014 11:12 AM (S/lBi)
Posted by: McCool at May 28, 2014 11:12 AM (nCSwS)
He is completely oblivious to the irony there
Well he found it easy to lose two wars...
Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 28, 2014 11:12 AM (9+ccr)
Posted by: effit at May 28, 2014 11:13 AM (f7mRy)
Preparation, planning, troop movement, just in case you see.
So if it's that bad, why wait? Why not evacuate 'non essential personnel' right now, just to be prudent?
Posted by: Weird Smythe at May 28, 2014 11:13 AM (poSm/)
Posted by: History Channel at May 28, 2014 11:13 AM (lDnfQ)
They said, "Libya"
Shrillary heard, "Labia"
She responded, "Sure, why not give 'em a couple of licks?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 11:13 AM (Pk0vQ)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at May 28, 2014 11:13 AM (QVjV7)
I'm smaht ! I can do things !
link in the nic
Posted by: McCool at May 28, 2014 11:12 AM (nCSwS)
At least Fredo didn't intend to take down his own family.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:13 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 11:14 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:10 AM (nqBYe)
If you remove the quotes you copied and pasted and put in your own, pixy seems ok with them.
Pixy is cray cray.
*j/k pixy.*
Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2014 11:14 AM (v0/PR)
Great minds think alike . . .
Posted by: McCool at May 28, 2014 11:14 AM (nCSwS)
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at May 28, 2014 11:14 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:14 AM (t3UFN)
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:15 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: toby928(C) at May 28, 2014 11:15 AM (QupBk)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 28, 2014 11:15 AM (SO2Q8)
Weasel Zippers @weaselzippers 2m
Obama Tells West Point Grads They Will Be Fighting Global Warming http://shar.es/VAIa3
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 28, 2014 11:15 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 28, 2014 11:16 AM (9+ccr)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:13 AM (CMkNk)
Well yeah but only because he was to stupid to understand that would be the outcome of his actions. Kinda like obama
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:16 AM (t3UFN)
"don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever." - Michael Corleone
Obama loves him some Islamic Brotherhood
Posted by: McCool at May 28, 2014 11:16 AM (nCSwS)
and hey does that mean we'll be hitting China?
shew talk about pollution!
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:17 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Leland at May 28, 2014 11:18 AM (3R7WS)
Posted by: maddogg at May 28, 2014 11:18 AM (xWW96)
He's doing this because this is the "new reality". As if reality changed when he became president and he is the only one who noticed and was smart enough to respond to it.
His thinking is not even childlike, it's delusional.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 28, 2014 11:18 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 28, 2014 11:18 AM (VjL9S)
"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget
what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. But teabaggers? Fuck 'em."
Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 11:19 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 28, 2014 11:19 AM (SO2Q8)
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 28, 2014 11:19 AM (SO2Q8)
a very gassy moment, Soldiers come and whisk me away for harming Gaia.
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:20 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 28, 2014 11:20 AM (heLLM)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2014 11:20 AM (FMbng)
Obama Tells West Point Grads They Will Be Fighting Global Warming http://shar.es/VAIa3
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 28, 2014 11:15 AM (ZPrif)
Oh FFS!
Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2014 11:21 AM (v0/PR)
Can we have a moment of silence for our dear departed "Dr" Maya Angelou.
Ambassador Stevens? Never heard of him.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 11:21 AM (0FSuD)
Who are they evacuating? The dead bodies the Turd Brain in Chief left there?
Posted by: ExSnipe at May 28, 2014 11:21 AM (PJkjD)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 11:22 AM (0FSuD)
Yet it was filled with so much bullshit that they cut away.
What an embarrassment.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 28, 2014 11:22 AM (BZAd3)
Posted by: Sharkman at May 28, 2014 11:22 AM (TM1p8)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2014 11:22 AM (gOoFi)
Posted by: xknight65 at May 28, 2014 11:22 AM (Q5J6h)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 28, 2014 11:23 AM (gOoFi)
Is that a real quote?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2014 11:23 AM (zF6Iw)
Got to admit, the man had style
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 28, 2014 11:23 AM (PX5/5)
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:23 AM (nqBYe)
Yet it was filled with so much bullshit that they cut away.
What an embarrassment.
Fredo seems to have lost his mojo with teh journalistas.
Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 28, 2014 11:23 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 11:23 AM (Pk0vQ)
Posted by: Jaws, Presidential Historian at May 28, 2014 11:23 AM (eKZp1)
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 28, 2014 11:08 AM (JtwS4)
Better go with Macy's, Gimbel's went belly up in 1987.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 11:24 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Zombie Amb. Stevens at May 28, 2014 11:24 AM (3ZtZW)
JJ you are late to the party, we have already dis the bitch for 20 posts in morning thread.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 11:22 AM (0FSuD)
I hate it when useless shit like paying gigs get in the way of my time here!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:24 AM (CMkNk)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 28, 2014 11:24 AM (V6mQT)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 11:25 AM (heLLM)
Whatever happened to kadaffi's female bodyguards?
Got to admit, the man had style
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 28, 2014 11:23 AM (PX5/5)
Hopefully they're involved in a remake of the "Addicted to Love" video.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 28, 2014 11:26 AM (0yEq2)
How many evacuations does that make?
I was on standby in like 76/77?
Gator Freighter got to them first.
Posted by: Hotel1 at May 28, 2014 11:26 AM (C1s0h)
He was on vacay - the 3 witches twisted his arm, dontcha know?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at May 28, 2014 11:26 AM (PZ6/M)
Posted by: The Guy What Says "This, Very Clearly" is the End at May 28, 2014 11:26 AM (32Ze2)
Obama Tells West Point Grads They Will Be Fighting Global Warming http://shar.es/VAIa3
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 28, 2014 11:15 AM (ZPrif)
Teh Stupid it burns!
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:26 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:26 AM (t3UFN)
Michelle Obama: "Banana daiquiri."
Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 28, 2014 11:27 AM (oDCMR)
Now that's a damn shame right there
I put in an order for two of them
Damn
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 28, 2014 11:27 AM (PX5/5)
Maya Angelou, racing entropy, before Libya fell...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 11:23 AM (Pk0vQ)
Darmok and Jalad at Benghazi
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:27 AM (DrWcr)
Guess he is into the MSM suck up now.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 11:27 AM (0FSuD)
Posted by: effit at May 28, 2014 11:27 AM (f7mRy)
Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 11:27 AM (ZKzrr)
Obama Tells West Point Grads They Will Be Fighting Global Warming http://shar.es/VAIa3
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 28, 2014 11:15 AM (ZPrif)
Oh FFS!
Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2014 11:21 AM (v0/PR)
Well, I sure hope the West Point cadets have excelled in #Hashtag Activism. That's the way we will win wars and save lives in the future!
Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2014 11:28 AM (S/lBi)
---
Too bad Obama doesn't have a competent brother, then we could ship him off to Havana to watch the Superman act.
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 28, 2014 11:28 AM (SO2Q8)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 11:28 AM (heLLM)
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at May 28, 2014 11:28 AM (Y92Nd)
Posted by: effit at May 28, 2014 11:28 AM (f7mRy)
Posted by: Prez Barack Oflustercluck at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (Pg9I+)
Weasel Zippers @weaselzippers 2m
Obama Tells West Point Grads They Will Be Fighting Global Warming http://shar.es/VAIa3
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 28, 2014 11:15 AM (ZPrif)
Maybe next he'll go full caligula and march the army to the shore to wave their swords at some invisible sea enemy and collect seashells as war trophies.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (FMbng)
Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (jqyOS)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 28, 2014 11:23 AM (oDCMR)
Based on what they covered before they cut away, SCOAMT phoned in this commencement speech. Those poor cadets will forever be linked to probably the crappiest commencement speech ever delivered at a military academy.
Obama is a defeated man and from what little the news could stand of this delusional speech, it shows.
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (BZAd3)
Fitty sen threw a doozy at the Mets game.
Posted by: seamrog at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (0BYYH)
I can't decide how to department. Macy's or Gimbel's?
Yeah, I don't get that one. Is it a mistake, or bureaucrat speak? Decamp? Sure, I get that one. Depart? Yep. Department??
Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (l5wxK)
Is that a real quote?
***
Everything but the last two sentences are real. That's the kind of Grade C Hallmark greeting card shit she's known for that makes liberals all warm and tingly.
She's a poet like Margaret Cho is a comic.
Posted by: B at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (5OEha)
Posted by: effit at May 28, 2014 11:27 AM (f7mRy)
Well Stateside they don't trust any Military to carry, so that's only in a combat zone
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (t3UFN)
You can not make up this stupid.
Seriously, I am beginning to believe that smoking dope as a kid fucks up your brain.
Talking about you Chom boy.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (0FSuD)
... like the soldiers who were protecting Ambassador Stevens. Thanks to Obama's dithering they are now carbon neutral
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 28, 2014 11:30 AM (LCnMA)
24 Back to the shores of Tripoli, Marines!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2014 11:08 AM (08Znv)
I'm sure y'all remember Fredo telling us how the fuzzy wuzzy muzzies have always been an integral partner in our nation's history and how T. Jefferson held the first Eid dinner with a few of the goat molesters in the White House.
Integral and crucial to us, just like peas and carrots...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 11:30 AM (Pk0vQ)
Posted by: Fredo Obama at May 28, 2014 11:30 AM (7ObY1)
Alas, probably not a raid on the Gore or Friedman compounds to reduce their consumption.
Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 11:30 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:30 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Obama Throws like a Girl at May 28, 2014 11:30 AM (WGm5T)
Sleep well, for tomorrow we invade the Sun.
Posted by: Barakhenaten I at May 28, 2014 11:30 AM (heLLM)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 28, 2014 11:31 AM (PX5/5)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 11:31 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 28, 2014 11:31 AM (AskuI)
Posted by: Chaos the Other Dark Meat at May 28, 2014 11:32 AM (oDCMR)
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 28, 2014 11:31 AM (PX5/5)
I wear manpads to absorb my anal leakage.
Posted by: Ghey hipster at May 28, 2014 11:32 AM (DrWcr)
Fitty throws like an Obama.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 11:31 AM (7ObY1)
Worse. And who the fuck is Fifty? A ghey black singer or something?
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 11:32 AM (0FSuD)
I have made a major decision: from now on I will only refer to obama as Fredo.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:26 AM (t3UFN)
I like President Dumbass myself. But whatever works.
The trouble with Obama is that he's in charge of the mightiest nation on earth and yet he's spectacularly incompetent.
Sometime in the future, others will be referring to their stupidest leaders as 'Obama.'
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at May 28, 2014 11:32 AM (AC0lD)
Posted by: LFW - 113 Days from Retirement at May 28, 2014 11:33 AM (l2max)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 28, 2014 11:33 AM (gOoFi)
Fitty sen threw a doozy at the Mets game.
There was a girl who threw out the pitch in Milwaukee last night. Jordan Hymen (or something that sounds like hymen). She threw a strike.
Made Obama look like a foreign born faggot.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 11:33 AM (heLLM)
Posted by: Vic at May 28, 2014 11:04 AM (T2V/1)
Kafdhi was behaving himself when we gave the green light to start this debacle. Being a lowly non-gubmint worker I would have asked the following questions:
1. Why does Kafdhi have to go?
2. Who will replace him?
3. How much blood treasure and equity do we have to install in Libya to secure a stable government?
4. What are we and NATO going to do together when Kafdhi is toppled?
It all sounds good to go in there and kick ass. But as we have found out with the Soviet Union sometimes its best to leave the hard ass dictators in place then to open one fucking mess of pandoras box.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 11:34 AM (HVff2)
Fitty sen threw a doozy at the Mets game.
Posted by: seamrog at May 28, 2014 11:29 AM (0BYYH)
Just watched the vid. Absolutely pitiful.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:34 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 11:34 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 11:35 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:35 AM (t3UFN)
Fredo delivers commencement address to Army cadets at West Point.
And still there are folks who swearsies that the United States has foresworn the use of torture since Fredo took office.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 11:36 AM (Pk0vQ)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 11:36 AM (PYAXX)
Posted by: Ambassador Stephens' Ghost at May 28, 2014 11:36 AM (T/gIH)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 11:34 AM (32Ze2
that didn't take long.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 11:37 AM (HVff2)
Uhhhh, there could be a problem here. Libya is NOT located in the Eastern Med. Syria, Israel, Lebanon, and Cyprus are, but not Libya. Hopefully someone slips Barky a note while he's telling the new 2nd. Lt.s how fabulous he is that he's sent the Bataan to the wrong place.
Geography is racist.
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 28, 2014 11:37 AM (JtwS4)
Rainbow with sparkles.
It will have as much significance as the cause it represents, nothing.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2014 11:37 AM (g1DWB)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:37 AM (DrWcr)
remember the Dems reasoning AFTER we went into Iraq, (with their (dem) iraq liberation document in Hand)
but when they wanted Bush trashed it was Saddam is contained we didn't have to go?
then Libya and Ghadaffi.
actually was contained and
well whatever. a dem mouth opens and lies and insanity ensues.
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:38 AM (nqBYe)
The problem with affordable energy is people use too damn much of it!
Posted by: Progtard 2000 at May 28, 2014 11:38 AM (ZPrif)
Something about al-Qaeda and Obama not being able to live without them.
Posted by: panzernashorn at May 28, 2014 11:38 AM (gmrH5)
Posted by: Weird Smythe at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (poSm/)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (heLLM)
Posted by: Chupacabras at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (5npD/)
Posted by: The Guy What Says "This, Very Clearly" is the End
Have you met the guy who says "this is how it begins"?
Posted by: Eric Stratton, Ruch Chairman at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (JtwS4)
Posted by: seamrog at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (0BYYH)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:37 AM (DrWcr)
Yeah, I'm having problems too.
Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (v0/PR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (t3UFN)
"Clearly, it hasn't worked out the way she argued it would and that's the kind of thing a want to be President needs to answer for. "
Wow! Just wow! Who the hell do you think you are that you can demand answers from a former SOS. Just shut up and pay your taxes prole.
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 28, 2014 11:40 AM (fcNe2)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 11:40 AM (0FSuD)
Only on unlawful enemy combatants. Citizens...meh, torture the fuck out of them until they comply.
Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 11:40 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at May 28, 2014 11:40 AM (BZAd3)
Isn't that the mother of all coincidences, or what?
Look, we all know bad shit was going on there, I just find that whole "oh, look what I found out from some random dude on the plane!" thing just plain weird.
YMMV.
Posted by: KG at May 28, 2014 11:40 AM (p7BzH)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 28, 2014 11:41 AM (LCnMA)
Posted by: Jukin at May 28, 2014 11:41 AM (WGm5T)
Posted by: Jukin at May 28, 2014 11:42 AM (WGm5T)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:37 AM (DrWcr)
Yeah, I'm having problems too.
Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (v0/PR)
So it's not just me. Thanks.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:42 AM (DrWcr)
so this country is to also be left to MB and terrorist groups?
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:42 AM (nqBYe)
"Crocodile injured by falling accountant during circus bus accident in Russia"
MURMANSK , Russia, May 22 (UPI) --A Russian reptile was hurt and vomited for several hours after it was crushed by an overweight accountant during an accident on a circus bus. When the bus hit a pothole, the 264-pound female accountant went flying and landed on top of the 6.5-foot crocodile, RIA Novosti reported.
Posted by: ExSnipe at May 28, 2014 11:42 AM (PJkjD)
Little known fact:
Fitty sen's real name is Haf Dolla.
sounds Scandi.
Posted by: seamrog at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (0BYYH)
Better than his indian name "10 shitty nickles"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 28, 2014 11:42 AM (FMbng)
You are so right. Where are all the fucking hippie douche bags protesting our Nobel Peace Prize winner and his indiscriminate killing? Where the fuck is that scrunt Cindy Sheehan? Where are protests with TFG being hung in effigy?
War is ok if started by a lib. Not so much for anyone else.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 11:43 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:43 AM (nqBYe)
That's a lot of woman.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 11:44 AM (heLLM)
Only, you know, the exact opposite of that.
Posted by: Chupacabras at May 28, 2014 11:44 AM (5npD/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (t3UFN
They only shoot Christians and Jews, they do not behead them.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 11:44 AM (HVff2)
http://tinyurl.com/oexnhgk
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (heLLM)
So a scrawny teenage girl can get a pitch over the plate, but Obama can't. That's beyond pathetic.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:44 AM (DrWcr)
Mohamed Zahawi, head of the Benghazi brigade of Ansar al-Sharia, accused the U.S. government of backing Hifter, who has begun a self-declared campaign to purge Libya of Islamic militants, Reuters reported.
"We remind America, if they intervene, of their defeats in Afghanistan, Iraq and Somalia, because they would face in Libya something much worse," he said in a statement
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:45 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 28, 2014 11:45 AM (V70Uh)
Fredo's foreign policy outcomes were presaged by what we witnessed of his basketball prowess - nothing but air balls and bricks.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 11:45 AM (Pk0vQ)
The MSM will ignore Obama and run tributes to her "greatness"
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 11:45 AM (0FSuD)
In many ways this is the story of Obama
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 28, 2014 11:45 AM (LCnMA)
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:46 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2014 11:46 AM (jqyOS)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:46 AM (DrWcr)
Anyone who has to say that is unbelievably weak. i.e. if it isn't obvious to an outside observer that you are not weak then saying you are not weak confirms that you are.
Besides Mr. Momjeans lies about everything - so don't call his bluff.11!!!!11!!
Of course in order to "prove" he is not weak Airball the First will doubtless nuke an unsuspecting ally to get some "street cred" - like a gang banger doing a drive by - close his eyes and start pulling the trigger.
Posted by: Weeping John Boehner at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (ylhEn)
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (eEBON)
Posted by: Chupacabras at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (5npD/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:05 AM (CMkNk)
Really? Best not to watch television today then.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (oFCZn)
ask any dem , hell they are already writing to jail deniers.
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (nqBYe)
Isn't that the mother of all coincidences, or what?
Look, we all know bad shit was going on there, I just find that whole "oh, look what I found out from some random dude on the plane!" thing just plain weird.
I don't know how coincidental it would be. There were something like 30 people at Benghazi who survived. If they told a few close relatives you might have 100 people in the know. So one of them sits next to Alan West on the plane, recognizes him, and spills some information that's pretty much already known at this point.
Really, what's new in that report? We knew the former SEALs were told to stand down. We knew Stevens and Co were running a gun operation. We knew Stevens asked for assistance and was turned down. We knew the local guard either assisted the attack or melted away when it began. We knew the survivors were being threatened to keep quiet. Is this random guy on the plane confirmation of any of that? Nope.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (l5wxK)
Posted by: An Observation at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (ylhEn)
175 . When the bus hit a pothole, the 264-pound female accountant went flying and landed on top of the 6.5-foot crocodile,
That's a lot of woman.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 11:44 AM (heLLM)
Did you get to the War on Womyns tag line at the end of the article where the circus told Jinormous the Accountant to lose some weight?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (Pk0vQ)
"As president, if you evil shitstains don't knock it off, I'll do to Mecca and medina what I just did to the great glass plains formally known as Iran"
They'll settle right the hell down
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (PX5/5)
Posted by: Dang at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (MNq6o)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 11:48 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: LukeinNE at May 28, 2014 11:48 AM (pi7Td)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 11:48 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262 at May 28, 2014 11:48 AM (9Bdcz)
>>>so this country is to also be left to MB and terrorist groups?
Well, look where it is on the map FFS
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at May 28, 2014 11:48 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:05 AM (CMkNk)
Will Barry order the flag be flown at half-staff, like he did for Whitney Crackhead Houston?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:48 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 28, 2014 11:48 AM (rXcBX)
just find that whole "oh, look what I found out from some random dude on
the plane!" thing just plain weird.
YMMV.
Posted by: KG at May 28, 2014 11:40 AM (p7BzH)
I suspect the "random dude on the plane" is a cover for who really told him. Recall the people in Benghazi were threatened with dire consequences if they ratted out Scankles and company.
Posted by: Vic at May 28, 2014 11:48 AM (T2V/1)
I do NOT throw like a girl.
I DO know what I am doing.
I did NOT say you could keep your doctor.
I did NOT say you could keep your health care plan.
Posted by: King Barky the Liar at May 28, 2014 11:49 AM (WGm5T)
Posted by: MTF at May 28, 2014 11:46 AM (jqyOS)
And Lutherans. Especially them bastards who create jello with veggie shavings.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 11:49 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: OMinionated at May 28, 2014 11:49 AM (pgQxn)
Posted by: seamrog at May 28, 2014 11:50 AM (0BYYH)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 11:50 AM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 11:49 AM (HVff2)
Well, in fairness, that shit is a crime against humanity.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:50 AM (DrWcr)
"As president, if you evil shitstains don't knock it off, I'll do to
Mecca and medina what I just did to the great glass plains formally
known as Iran"
They'll settle right the hell down
Posted by: Navycopjoe at May 28, 2014 11:47 AM (PX5/5)
Will the First Lady be up for posting more sofa pics?
Posted by: EC at May 28, 2014 11:51 AM (GQ8sn)
You have to be the luckiest best selling author ever. 2 best selling books that took less than a pot of coffee to drink. Fuckin' eh.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 11:51 AM (HVff2)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 28, 2014 11:33 AM (gOoFi)
Not even close (gosh darn it....)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at May 28, 2014 11:51 AM (PZ6/M)
>>>The MSM will ignore Obama and run tributes to her "greatness"
She made it socially acceptable to go out in public wearing a turban and a mu mu
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at May 28, 2014 11:52 AM (3ZtZW)
Posted by: Mid Life Mom at May 28, 2014 11:52 AM (pgQxn)
Posted by: Insomniac
Stand by for gratuitous fawning from elitists who can't recite a single word of her gibberish.
Posted by: Dang at May 28, 2014 11:52 AM (MNq6o)
That wasn't SCOAMF, that was Gov. Christie.
Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 11:52 AM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: King Barky the Liar at May 28, 2014 11:52 AM (WGm5T)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 11:52 AM (heLLM)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 11:52 AM (Pk0vQ)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 11:52 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:53 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:53 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Chupacabras at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (5npD/)
I tried to get #StalkerPreezy going during the last election when he and Mooch were asking for everyone's weeding and funeral gifts.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 28, 2014 11:53 AM (GDulk)
Well, her and Rhoda Morgenstern.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 11:53 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 28, 2014 11:53 AM (GDulk)
I could handle your administration for 4 hours. And you can't make Da Bears Super Bowl Champs by Executive Order.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 11:54 AM (HVff2)
The chapter on his mad fastball skillz should be a hoot.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 11:54 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 11:55 AM (PYAXX)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 28, 2014 11:55 AM (rXcBX)
That wasn't SCOAMF, that was Gov. Christie.
Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 11:52 AM (ZKzrr)
DOH! You're right. Well, fuck him anyway.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 11:55 AM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at May 28, 2014 11:55 AM (gOoFi)
Posted by: Manuel the Gardener at May 28, 2014 11:56 AM (pgQxn)
-----------------
And yet, the crocodile still has a better foreign policy than Fredo Sotero.
Posted by: Soona at May 28, 2014 11:56 AM (N0QQg)
Posted by: Chupacabras at May 28, 2014 11:56 AM (5npD/)
Did Maya Maya Maya the Comedian first pose the idea that Billy Jeff Clinton was our "first black President"?
Or was that Donna Brazilian Wax Job?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 11:57 AM (Pk0vQ)
Posted by: Maya Angeloupe at May 28, 2014 11:57 AM (ZPrif)
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 11:57 AM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 11:57 AM (LJ7Ze)
There's a hilarious cartoon called The Amazing World of Gumball. One of those "kids" cartoons filled with jokes for the adults.
Anyway, the schoolteacher in the show is a baboon, and every time she turns her back to the class, the kids all go "ooh, gross" and stuff like that.
They never actually SHOW her behind. You just have to "get it."
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 11:57 AM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Chris Hayes at May 28, 2014 11:58 AM (WGm5T)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 11:58 AM (LJ7Ze)
2001 by Angelou's undisclosed cut of the estimated $50-million in sales
for writing greeting card verse, a pursuit for which she is superbly
suited.
http://tinyurl.com/k5hawq4
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at May 28, 2014 11:59 AM (7xFRB)
I've seen a few eps. It's one of those weird universe settings for a cartoon. Took me a few to "get" it. Courage The Cowardly Dog was another. Lots of strange shit happening.
Posted by: EC at May 28, 2014 12:00 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: WalrusRex at May 28, 2014 12:00 PM (XUKZU)
Or was that Donna Brazilian Wax Job?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 11:57 AM (Pk0vQ)
Toni "don't call me Jim" Morrison
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 28, 2014 12:00 PM (0yEq2)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 12:00 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 12:00 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: King Barky the Liar at May 28, 2014 12:01 PM (WGm5T)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:01 PM (LJ7Ze)
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at May 28, 2014 12:02 PM (QVjV7)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:03 PM (LJ7Ze)
Who screwed up, our magnificent media or our hapless State Department?
BTW have we heard from the brilliant Libya strategist Samantha Power yet? Heckuva job, Sam.
Posted by: PJ at May 28, 2014 12:03 PM (ZWaLo)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 12:00 PM (32Ze2)
248 Finished
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 12:00 PM (32Ze2
May I suggest an idea? Obama's Race Relations Exploits? That may take you an hour.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 12:03 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: King Barky the Liar at May 28, 2014 12:04 PM (WGm5T)
OT:
BREAKING - Maya Angelou goes toes up at 86.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:05 AM (CMkNk)
Thank God, I have to take a piss...
Posted by: model_1066 at May 28, 2014 12:04 PM (T5sQc)
251 I'll give Obama this . Apes that eat figs is no worse than the works of Maya.
Posted by: Roc Ingersol at May 28, 2014 12:02 PM (QVjV7)
crunchy figs... while dancing...
Don't be dissin' his magnum opus!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 12:05 PM (Pk0vQ)
Posted by: King Barky the Liar at May 28, 2014 12:04 PM (WGm5T)
We'll still laugh at you, prancing sissyboy.
Posted by: model_1066 at May 28, 2014 12:05 PM (T5sQc)
Success!
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 12:06 PM (nqBYe)
BREAKING - Maya Angelou goes toes up at 86.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:05 AM (CMkNk)
That's first woman to land on Mars Maya Angelou.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 28, 2014 12:06 PM (rXcBX)
--
Yes. Before she was a mean, hard-core leftist bitch, she was a prostitute.
Posted by: whoever at May 28, 2014 12:06 PM (c/UgA)
Posted by: Soona at May 28, 2014 12:06 PM (N0QQg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:39 AM (t3UFN
They only shoot Christians and Jews, they do not behead them.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 11:44 AM (HVff2)
Ah, I thought they only sawed the heads halfway off, because Moderate.
Posted by: nnptcgrad at May 28, 2014 12:06 PM (+NaUu)
"I must be a rain maker," a teary-eyed Dewhurst said in a concession speech less than an hour after the final polling sites closed. "When I woke up this morning ... I saw blanket rain clouds. I said, 'Oh boy, here we go again.'"
http://tinyurl.com/kb9fxxp
Posted by: SpongeBobSaget at May 28, 2014 12:06 PM (L02KD)
Posted by: Soona at May 28, 2014 12:07 PM (N0QQg)
Agreed.
One other matter to acknowledge.
Gaddafi had the oil and gold, and went off the US Petro-Dollar.
As with any and all who attempt to leave the Saudi "there can only be one" fold, in came the US (as if) NATO Military to annihilate an entire civilization of people who had embraced education and career opportunities regardless of gender, ethnicity, creed or personal wealth. The US Air Force destroyed every university and school, water and public utilities, HOSPITALS, government buildings, EVERYTHING and every one.
And this month's Air Force Magazine reiterates its original summation post-Libyan "NATO" bombings. "Syria Is Not Libya" -- The US assumed "the lion's share of the load" bombing Libya. Two big results: Obama's enterprise depleted our Air Force arsenal and exhausted what life was squeezed from our fleets. No parts for repair, no contracts getting fulfilled (as usual) for new manned aircraft, sequestration (not the usual annual incident). A third massive result that no one likes mentioning, yet the Generals acknowledge; US perpetually redeployed "war-fighters" are beyond exhausted. They are redeployed until they either come home in body bags or injured with permanent disablement. And then after being treated with initial marvelous life saving measures between the combat zone and hospitalization, eventually are neglected or abused by the military medical treatments, both provided and denied, to become drug addicts by professional prescriptions, and denied professional counseling, both initial AND ongoing. More personnel die of suicide than from fighting the enemy.
And that was years ago. Prior to the insane warmongering to take down Syria "Because I Could" -- We Came, We Saw, We Killed, bwahahahahaha.
Interventionist US foreign policy is threatening the security of each and every American citizen, while advancing the powers of transnational authoritarians to abuse and exploit humanity at home and abroad.
So much for GW's "over there so we don't over here" US terrorism and the genocide of extraneous populations of human beings.
Don't judge Syrians or any other nationality by the likes of their government officials any more harshly than you accept culpability for our own nation's officials. OBAMA is merely the tip of a doomberg.
But never fear. Drones are here. Reapers stateside. Predators globally. Electronics: nothing could possibly go wrong. Program: all eggs in one basket.
Posted by: panzernashorn at May 28, 2014 12:07 PM (gmrH5)
Don't be dissin' his magnum opus!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 12:05 PM (Pk0vQ)Underwater man, don't forget that part.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 28, 2014 12:07 PM (rXcBX)
Posted by: McCool at May 28, 2014 12:07 PM (nCSwS)
Buy our books! Watch our movies! Buy our music!
Give us tenure! And honorary degrees!
A govt pension would be nice!
Vote for me!
If you do all that then maybe, maybe, we'll consider forgiving your racist white ass for slavery.
But we probably won't.
Buy our stuff or ur racist, bitchez!! Maybe we'll forgive you this time!!!
Posted by: Maya, Oprah, Spike, Jay-Z, and Obama at May 28, 2014 12:07 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 12:08 PM (32Ze2)
WTF? Did he go to the John Boner school of public speaking?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 12:08 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:09 PM (LJ7Ze)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at May 28, 2014 12:09 PM (32Ze2)
Posted by: Insomniac
Stand by for gratuitous fawning from elitists who can't recite a single word of her gibberish.
Posted by: Dang at May 28, 2014 11:52 AM (MNq6o)
I may tune into Brian Williams tonight just to see a rich coiffed white dude explain in pained tones how we should all be down with Teh Struggle.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 28, 2014 12:09 PM (oFCZn)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEGFJD-3VhM
Posted by: ExSnipe at May 28, 2014 12:09 PM (PJkjD)
The #smartpower of #hashtag compels you!
The #smartpower of #hashtag compels you!
The #smartpower of #hashtag compels you!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 12:10 PM (Pk0vQ)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:10 PM (LJ7Ze)
How 'bout this in response: Fuck all y'all bitches.
Posted by: model_1066 at May 28, 2014 12:10 PM (T5sQc)
http://tinyurl.com/n6a555s
(Daily Mail) Lone badger holds off 4 lions for 30 minutes before becoming lunch. Then I'm reminded that our CiC lost a battle of wits with an umbrella.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 28, 2014 12:11 PM (wNF3N)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:11 PM (LJ7Ze)
Obama Tells West Point Grads They Will Be Fighting Global Warming http://shar.es/VAIa3
--
Chris Plante played the clip at the end of his show a few minutes ago. It was....incredulous.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 28, 2014 12:11 PM (tsGZY)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at May 28, 2014 12:12 PM (LCnMA)
Obama Tells West Point Grads They Will Be Fighting Global Warming
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**facepalm**
I do not want to live on this planet any longer.....
Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2014 12:12 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 12:13 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 28, 2014 12:11 PM (tsGZY)
And the entire graduating class erupted in laughter, right?
Posted by: model_1066 at May 28, 2014 12:13 PM (T5sQc)
Maybe not exactly like Oprah. I think Maya was thinner.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 28, 2014 12:13 PM (RGBsB)
Posted by: LASue at May 28, 2014 12:13 PM (S/lBi)
Posted by: Soona at May 28, 2014 12:13 PM (N0QQg)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:13 PM (LJ7Ze)
Moment of silence for the badger with balls of iron.
*pours out a Pepsi*
Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2014 12:13 PM (l5wxK)
Posted by: Angry Obama at May 28, 2014 12:14 PM (wAQA5)
White liberal guilty for the win, bitchez!!! Gettin' paid!!
Posted by: Maya, Oprah, Spike, Jay-Z, and Obama at May 28, 2014 12:14 PM (ZPrif)
Maybe not exactly like Oprah. I think Maya was thinner.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 28, 2014 12:13 PM (RGBsB)
"Oprah" is Swahili for "Shamu"
Posted by: model_1066 at May 28, 2014 12:14 PM (T5sQc)
Libs screeching unsues
Posted by: McCool at May 28, 2014 12:07 PM (nCSwS)
He is, of course, correct. If you read the entire letter, it's not anywhere near as harsh as the single quote the libs have focused their pants-wetting on.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 12:14 PM (DrWcr)
>>>You laugh at how I throw a baseball or shoot a basketball now but you won't when you are in the FEMA camps.
You're right. I can't play either.
Posted by: Bigby's Jazz Hands at May 28, 2014 12:15 PM (3ZtZW)
what you've just said;... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul...
Posted by: ExSnipe at May 28, 2014 12:15 PM (PJkjD)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 28, 2014 12:16 PM (wtvvX)
Oprah is illiterate for Orpah, the woman in the Bible Oprah's mom was trying to name her after.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2014 12:16 PM (l5wxK)
All of my life she's been famous and she seemed to mainly use her fame to pronounce that people like (ie not socialist progtards) were evil, subhuman scum.
I hear she wrote some uplifting poetry. But most of what she said in public that I saw was her spewing hatred of anyone who disagreed with her politics.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 28, 2014 11:11 AM (ZPrif)
I cut a little more slack to black Americans her age; they have experienced real racism and oppression. That said, my mom and (step) dad are in their 70s and were conservatives before I was.
RIP, Maya Angelou. You now know the truth.
Posted by: baldilocks at May 28, 2014 12:16 PM (36Rjy)
Libya, like Ukraine has been an example of our foreign policy successes.
Have I reminded everyone lately that I AM the commander-in-chief?
Posted by: Angry Obama at May 28, 2014 12:17 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Soona at May 28, 2014 12:17 PM (N0QQg)
--
I was truly hoping he would've gotten booed with the global warming remarks. There was silence. Probably of the stunned variety.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 28, 2014 12:17 PM (tsGZY)
If we don't stop the warming then you won't be able to!!!!
Posted by: Algore at May 28, 2014 12:17 PM (RGBsB)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 12:18 PM (7ObY1)
Maybe not exactly like Oprah. I think Maya was thinner...and anal was extra with Maya.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:18 PM (heLLM)
Posted by: Angry Obama at May 28, 2014 12:19 PM (wAQA5)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 12:19 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 28, 2014 12:19 PM (wtvvX)
Just got back from camping, and after one day of all the fresh hell, I'm ready to go back into the woods. Permanently.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 12:19 PM (7ObY1)
SHOCK: Family found living in feces-covered home with corpse...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 28, 2014 12:16 PM (wtvvX
May I have one guess? The Evil Koch Brothers caused this......
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 12:19 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 28, 2014 11:13 AM (CMkNk)
Well yeah but only because he was to stupid to understand that would be the outcome of his actions. Kinda like obama
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 11:16 AM (t3UFN)
Obama definitely knows the outcome of his actions. He told us so from the beginning.
Posted by: baldilocks at May 28, 2014 12:19 PM (36Rjy)
Obama Tells West Point Grads They Will Be Fighting Global Warming
I'm ok with this if it means we can shoot Algore into the sun.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 28, 2014 12:20 PM (rXcBX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 28, 2014 12:20 PM (t3UFN)
If we don't stop the warming then you won't be able to!!!!
Posted by: Algore at May 28, 2014 12:17 PM (RGBsB)
Speaking for myself, I can't wait to see Al Gore's suicide on live TV.
Posted by: model_1066 at May 28, 2014 12:20 PM (T5sQc)
The man's worth north of 100M bucks. That should buy him a steady supply of Paxil.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2014 12:22 PM (l5wxK)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 28, 2014 12:22 PM (o3MSL)
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262 at May 28, 2014 12:22 PM (9Bdcz)
You mean will she wear a dress made out of upholstery fabric?
Sure thing.
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at May 28, 2014 12:22 PM (V70Uh)
Headline from Drudge (speaking to Snowden)
Kerry taunts: 'Man Up, come back'
Because our very own Hero of Communist Victory is just the one to be telling someone to man up.
I swear if you packed this administration with the first 8 out of the clown car at the circus it couldn't be any worse.
Posted by: An Observation at May 28, 2014 12:22 PM (ylhEn)
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**facepalm**
I do not want to live on this planet any longer.....
Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2014 12:12 PM (nELVU)
Next up: Emperor Barry has soldiers collecting seashells on the beach.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 28, 2014 12:23 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 12:23 PM (HVff2)
Unfortunately, many refused to listen.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at May 28, 2014 12:24 PM (RGBsB)
Do you have a link to something? 'Cause I could use some schadenfreude.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 12:24 PM (PYAXX)
US funded and trained IMPORTED Sunni (Saudi interested) mercenary and opportunist curs that bite the hand feeding them. Saudi "Because I Could" kill my American trainers and live to boast the deeds, suckers. "There can only be one" fundamentalist imam left standing, and Mecca claims to own all rights to all people. Submit to doom.
divide and conquer, more ways than one to suffer sabotage
Expecting loyalty from bribed thugs who share NOTHING in common with the typical US taxpayer footing the bill to perform mass genocides in the name of US sponsored "freedom and democracy".
Open borders. As at home, so abroad. As abroad, so at home. Any claim to national sovereignty will not be tolerated by transnational thugs fronting the US, NATO, EU and UN "peace keepers".
As per "evacuating" Libya, US is late.
Libyans have been evacuating Libya ever since the US bombings. And the EU Members who usurped the gold from Libya's Central Bank and oil "rights" from all Libyans are bitching that the Libyans are illegally immigrating via Mediterranean coastal ports. Italy is at France's neck, etc., blaming the other EU Member State for not contributing equally to solving the illegal immigration problems compounded from Libya's demise.
Posted by: panzernashorn at May 28, 2014 12:24 PM (gmrH5)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2014 12:24 PM (nELVU)
Um, Caligula was straight.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2014 12:24 PM (l5wxK)
Global Warming.
And White privilege.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 12:25 PM (PYAXX)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 28, 2014 12:25 PM (tsGZY)
He'll always be Barakhenaten I, to me...though SCOAMF is a strong #2.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:25 PM (heLLM)
Don't know what you were linking to. This site has been goofy today.
Ace needs to drop a few quarters into the Pixy meter, or make a deposit in it's ATM.
Posted by: ExSnipe at May 28, 2014 12:26 PM (PJkjD)
Come up with your own ideas, will ya.
Posted by: Caligula at May 28, 2014 12:26 PM (gOoFi)
I want to care, I really do, but that just makes me happy.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2014 12:26 PM (l5wxK)
Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers is my top name
Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262 at May 28, 2014 12:22 PM (9Bdcz)
I coined "Lord Urkel Hussein McPutt-Putt". Too wordy...
Posted by: model_1066 at May 28, 2014 12:26 PM (T5sQc)
In the hands of skilled leadership. And, of course, there's the rub. President Chauncey Gardener continues to demonstrate his amazing combination of petulance and incompetence.
If the State Department (insert hysterical laughter here) hasn't prepped things, then this could go bad, fast. Evacuee's have to be in well defined, and properly situated areas. They have to be accounted for, with a process to evacuate them.
1,000 Marines, with Air Cover is far more powerful than anything in Libya - but only if it fights as designed. And it's designed to fight in MANY different situations... but "anarchy" isn't one of them. If they scatter those Marines all over Libya, on a wild goose chase, then those rogue weapons become a real threat. A shoulder fired SAM. An RPG. You end up in another Afghan situation, where the bad guys can vastly outnumber the good guys because the good guys are spread too thin.
What should be a dangerous but manageable situation can easily become a disaster - all because our President is still watching PBS to figure out what's going on...
Posted by: RobM1981 at May 28, 2014 12:26 PM (zurJC)
Posted by: Baldy at May 28, 2014 12:26 PM (2bql3)
Posted by: ExSnipe at May 28, 2014 12:26 PM (PJkjD)
The hamsters are coming down off their meth high.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 12:26 PM (DrWcr)
War on Drugs
War on Terror
War on Global Warming
Wars with no enemy tend to never end, but they sure to cost a lot of money.
Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 12:26 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 12:27 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 28, 2014 12:27 PM (o3MSL)
Heh. Back in the very early days of C4P (I am no longer a member) I wrote a whole parody book of Obama Christmas Carols credited to The Fresh Prince of Bill Ayres (as my nom de plume)
One of the C4P members actually printed up some copies and distributed them.
I still have a copy somewhere. I called it Chairman ObaMao's Little Red Book of Holiday Carols.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 12:27 PM (7ObY1)
Dang, thanks Allen will have to remember those.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 28, 2014 12:28 PM (HVff2)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:28 PM (LJ7Ze)
Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 12:28 PM (gmeXX)
Jack M. wrote a lovely poem for SCOAMF's first coronation.
Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 12:28 PM (ZKzrr)
He'll always be Barakhenaten I, to me...though SCOAMF is a strong #2.
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King Putt tops my lists.....
Tho... "spittle flecked douchenozzle manchild" comes in a close second.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2014 12:28 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 12:28 PM (7ObY1)
At least he parted the Mediterranean for the Muslims to cross over into the Promised EU Land of milk and honey.
In his own bloated ego, Obama trumps Moses' Red/Reeds. Look for the pillar of smoke, and head that away.
Posted by: panzernashorn at May 28, 2014 12:28 PM (gmrH5)
I remain a fan of 'Caliph Barky O'Choomba I' as a designator.
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 28, 2014 12:29 PM (o3MSL)
can easily become a disaster - all because our President is still
watching PBS to figure out what's going on...
Posted by: RobM1981
..........
Actually, he listens to NPR's "All Things Considered"..
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at May 28, 2014 12:29 PM (Z7PrM)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 28, 2014 12:30 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Baldy at May 28, 2014 12:30 PM (2bql3)
Posted by: Hrothgar
........
Does a general's outfit like Quackdaffy used to wear come with that title? Somebody oughtta 'shop that!
Posted by: Chi-town Jerry at May 28, 2014 12:30 PM (Z7PrM)
Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 12:28 PM (gmeXX)
Yes, Patton was old school Army when they preferred to win wars, rather than negotiate defeat!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 28, 2014 12:30 PM (o3MSL)
Posted by: Luke Vader at May 28, 2014 12:31 PM (sta+V)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:28 PM (LJ7Ze)
Memo:
Br'er al-Qaeda to Obama
PLEEZE, pleeze pleeze don't throw me in the briar patch!!! Anything, but not the briar patch!
Posted by: panzernashorn at May 28, 2014 12:32 PM (gmrH5)
Think there is a Louis XIV 'shop that could be easily tweaked.
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 28, 2014 12:32 PM (o3MSL)
Not really.
Come on, it's about how you and your family are racist scum.
I don't know.
Look, we hate you, but maybe if you buy enough of our stuff we won't hate and demonize your kids. Maybe.
Take my money!!
...
Do you forgive me and my children now?
Nope.
Posted by: Maya, Oprah, Spike, Jay-Z, and Obama at May 28, 2014 12:32 PM (ZPrif)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
We're just starfish on the beach...
Posted by: Terry Jacks at May 28, 2014 12:32 PM (eEBON)
11 We sent American planes and crewmen, expended stores paid for by American taxpayers, risked life and property..........for?
For a failed state in the process of becoming a very nice playground for the al qaeda types. On the other hand, NAS Sigonella is just a convenient hop across the Med.
So when we have to bomb the bat snot out of the al qaeda types, we can do so fairly easily. I don't think that was an intentional benefit, tho.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at May 28, 2014 12:32 PM (1hM1d)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 12:33 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2014 12:34 PM (AzfMT)
Posted by: rd at May 28, 2014 12:34 PM (N7QgG)
the al qaeda types. On the other hand, NAS Sigonella is just a
convenient hop across the Med.
At least Bush's "we kind of like that they're all fighting us in one place" made *some* amount of sense.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 12:35 PM (PYAXX)
Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 12:28 PM (gmeXX)
Yes, Patton was old school Army when they preferred to win wars, rather than negotiate defeat!
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A reminder that there was a time when we actually went into north Africa rather than ordering an evacuation.
Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 12:35 PM (gmeXX)
And Abe Vigoda?
Still. Alive.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 12:36 PM (PYAXX)
They're oil contractor employees offered MASSIVE incomes (not necessarily health care packages) who went in with "security" details that didn't pan out so well for US citizens, diplomats or not.
Palin [domestic manufacturing infrastructure interests] could tout the drill at home for national security logic, again.
But people have gone deaf for the most part.
Especially the goppers '08 with Mitt: "You can kiss those jobs good-bye. They are gone forever. Get Over It."
Posted by: panzernashorn at May 28, 2014 12:36 PM (gmrH5)
We watched that cocksucker and Powell last night and I almost threw a shoe through the tv. I hate that fucking guy more than most dems.
Posted by: effit at May 28, 2014 12:36 PM (f7mRy)
Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 12:35 PM (gmeXX)
Good times, good times!
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 28, 2014 12:37 PM (o3MSL)
A new sandbox to play in - Libya, shoulder fired SAMs, possible yellow cake, and barrels of liquid mustard agent.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2014 12:37 PM (AzfMT)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:38 PM (mkv5i)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:38 PM (LJ7Ze)
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 12:39 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: effit at May 28, 2014 12:40 PM (f7mRy)
Posted by: Zombie Gen Franco at May 28, 2014 12:40 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: effit at May 28, 2014 12:36 PM (f7mRy)
Yup
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 28, 2014 12:40 PM (R8hU8)
Simple concise message. Don't corner him. You'll draw back a stub.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2014 12:41 PM (AzfMT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2014 12:37 PM (AzfMT)
I love mustard!
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2014 12:41 PM (DrWcr)
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I've only seen the first hour and a half. Here is what I have learned so far:
1. Certain leaders will risk all to gain an advantage (Patton).
2. Other leaders will lead from the front when they don't have to (MacArthur).
3. Some leaders will actually accept the blame and try to gain their integrity back (Churchill).
I miss those kinds of leaders (though I'm not a huge MacArthur fan in general).
Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 12:42 PM (gmeXX)
Good evening everyone, Gen. Dr. Maya Angelou is still dead.
Me too.
Posted by: Zombie Gen Franco at May 28, 2014 12:40 PM (0FSuD
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Thanks Ben. How are your Steelers looking this year?
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 12:42 PM (eEBON)
Drew, Benghazi is cited because it's the most obvious display of craven lying and coverup most low info voters will recognize. Low info voters don't know shit about the rest of it. But if you're going to drill down from there you can't stop at Quaddafi. First there was Egypt, remember that? Obama wanted the Muslim Brotherhood in charge, and he had that for a few months. His plan was the same for Libya. Obama intentionally sought the rise of Islamist rule, and actively promoted it. THAT is the issue. Hillary didn't instigate that, but she executed his plan or tried to, until ...BENGHAZI, when it blew up in their faces.
Posted by: Born Free at May 28, 2014 12:42 PM (xL8Hf)
Posted by: panzernashorn at May 28, 2014 12:42 PM (gmrH5)
Posted by: Barrack "Leatherneck" Obama at May 28, 2014 12:44 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:44 PM (mkv5i)
Posted by: panzernashorn at May 28, 2014 12:44 PM (gmrH5)
How many times will you buy the idea that it is on accident?
Posted by: Typo dynamofo at May 28, 2014 12:44 PM (IVgIK)
Posted by: WalrusRex at May 28, 2014 12:44 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: Prince Charles at May 28, 2014 12:45 PM (Dwehj)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2014 12:45 PM (zF6Iw)
http://stream-tv.me/watch-the-blacklist-online/
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:45 PM (LJ7Ze)
hand with the Muslim Brotherhood to set up islamist rule across the ME
and N.Africa.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:44 PM (mkv5i)
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Three muslims walk into a bar.....
Posted by: Barrack at May 28, 2014 12:46 PM (nELVU)
So, Mrs. Clinton, you are FOR the assassination of foreign leaders?
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:46 PM (mkv5i)
A small garrison of troops left in a not fully pacified nation are known as hostages.
Posted by: Typo dynamofo at May 28, 2014 12:46 PM (IVgIK)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2014 12:47 PM (AzfMT)
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I disagree, the real scandal is Benghazi because that is the scandal in which 4 americans died. The decision to depose Qadaffi, while it may be proven to be a bad decision in the long run, was still one in which a dictator who has done bad things and was an enemy was deposed. Hard to convince the public that that was scandalous.
Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 12:47 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2014 12:45 PM (zF6Iw)
You ready willow's feather wings. I'll get the heels!
Posted by: EC at May 28, 2014 12:48 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: WalrusRex at May 28, 2014 12:48 PM (XUKZU)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 12:48 PM (PYAXX)
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oooooh...... go on.....
Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2014 12:48 PM (nELVU)
Re Afghanistan
A small garrison of troops left in a not fully pacified nation are known as hostages.Posted by: Typo dynamofo at May 28, 2014 12:46 PM (IVgIK)
The British Retreat from Kabul worked out so well last time.
Posted by: rd at May 28, 2014 12:49 PM (N7QgG)
I've been meaning to get into that show. I've been reading up on the wiki episode synopses.
Posted by: EC at May 28, 2014 12:49 PM (GQ8sn)
President Obama why didn't you do this September 11, 2012?
Hillary! where were you during this?
And Mitt Romney, why didn't you pound the snot out of Obama about this?
Hey GOP, the media and AMERICA! Where have you been about this?
And our military senior leadership?...we mean managers and bureaucrats. Go f yourselves!
Posted by: The Dead at Benghazi at May 28, 2014 12:49 PM (PJkjD)
So, Mrs. Clinton, you are FOR the assassination of foreign leaders?
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:46 PM (mkv5i)
So, Mrs. Clinton, you are FOR the assassination of
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 28, 2014 12:49 PM (o3MSL)
Posted by: Lieutenant Gomville Bromhead at May 28, 2014 12:49 PM (5npD/)
He was an ally at the time of his assassination.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:50 PM (mkv5i)
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 28, 2014 12:50 PM (fcNe2)
Obarky (and anyone associated with this admin) = Clown show.
It is a sad day for our country when we elect someone who can out lie President Cigar and out clown a peanut farmer who was afraid of wabbits.
Posted by: Lloyd Loar at May 28, 2014 12:50 PM (DLqj1)
Re Afghanistan
A small garrison of troops left in a not fully pacified nation are known as hostages.
What, you mean my expeditionary force in Veitnam didn't work?
Why didn't someone tell me?
Posted by: Zombie JFK at May 28, 2014 12:50 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: rd at May 28, 2014 12:51 PM (N7QgG)
Emporer: There is always someone left to fight
and when there's not... there's Global Warming !!!!
Posted by: McCool at May 28, 2014 12:52 PM (nCSwS)
proven to be a bad decision in the long run, was still one in which a
dictator who has done bad things and was an enemy was deposed.
He was an ally at the time of his assassination.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:50 PM (mkv5i)
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What is it with this administration and people ending up with *things* up their asses.... then dead???
Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2014 12:52 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: EC at May 28, 2014 12:49 PM (GQ8sn)
I didn't care for James Spader, but it turns out to be a quite well written and produced show, although formulaic in that there is a Moriarty super criminal element, but still nice twists and turns.
Posted by: Hrothgar at May 28, 2014 12:52 PM (o3MSL)
That is, I think, Knock On Any Door, from 1949.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2014 12:53 PM (zF6Iw)
We MUST negotiate with Iran. A sworn enemy.
We MUST forcefully depose Morsi and Quadafy. Both, allied with the West.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:53 PM (mkv5i)
Posted by: Chris Adams at May 28, 2014 12:53 PM (5npD/)
Posted by: WalrusRex at May 28, 2014 12:48 PM (XUKZU)
"Vile scrunt" comes to mind.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 12:53 PM (DrWcr)
someone who can out lie President Cigar and out clown a peanut farmer
who was afraid of wabbits.
Posted by: Lloyd Loar at May 28, 2014 12:50 PM (DLqj1)
That is an excellent turn of phrase.
Posted by: D-Lamp at May 28, 2014 12:53 PM (bb5+k)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 28, 2014 12:53 PM (GDulk)
Emporer: There is always someone left to fight
I much prefer this exchange:
Payne: "There must be someone left who needs killin'!"
General (deadpan): "I'm sorry, Major. You've killed them all."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 12:54 PM (PYAXX)
Posted by: Boss Moss at May 28, 2014 12:54 PM (LJ7Ze)
Jan 6th 1842. British forces, after being besieged in Kabul, try to pull back to Jalalabad. They are massacred before reaching that city.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2014 12:54 PM (AzfMT)
Posted by: Aviator at May 28, 2014 12:54 PM (ryukK)
I'd still burn the copious fur off of that.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:54 PM (mkv5i)
Posted by: Chupacabras at May 28, 2014 12:55 PM (5npD/)
That's a good show, as is The Americans.
Whazzup, Hordelings?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 12:55 PM (0HooB)
Spot on. Mofo took two bullets through the chest at the age of what, 70? And was joking with the doctors and up and around a week later like nothing happened.
Damn, I loved that guy.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 12:55 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 12:56 PM (PYAXX)
That's why I've said O is like an abusive boyfriend. He seperates us from friends and family while insisting we make nice to *his* friends who want to kill us and rape the corpse.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 28, 2014 12:56 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 12:56 PM (ZKzrr)
General (deadpan): "I'm sorry, Major. You've killed them all."
That was a great movie to watch with the family. I loved the variation on the Little Engine That Could story.
"Bubba, you ain't got no legs!"
Posted by: EC at May 28, 2014 12:58 PM (GQ8sn)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 12:59 PM (DrWcr)
No better friend, no worse enemy doesn't work if, when an enemy disarms to become your friend, you use that as an opportunity to kill him.
Posted by: Costanza Defense at May 28, 2014 12:59 PM (ZPrif)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2014 12:59 PM (CGMOF)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2014 12:59 PM (CGMOF)
They were taking him to the MEDICAL TENT!
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 12:59 PM (mkv5i)
"Major, no one has done the robot in *years*."
"I shall have to dig deeper into my... repertoire."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 01:00 PM (PYAXX)
Too-Ray says 'dat's rayciss' Details at 11.
Posted by: model_1066 at May 28, 2014 01:00 PM (T5sQc)
"No better friend, no worse enemy doesn't work if, when an enemy disarms to become your friend, you use that as an opportunity to kill him."
Sounds like standard mooslime treachery to me.
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 28, 2014 01:00 PM (fcNe2)
Remember, they love SCIENCE! and we're ignorant.
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Perhaps this is just wishful thinking, but I think comments like that actually hurt the pro-choice cause than help. A good portion of america recognizes that the fetus is another person or at least a fetus with that potential. Cognitive dissonance aside, few argue that it is just goo. These comments may make her friends laugh, but I suspect that it disgusts a lot of people, even those who are somewhat sympathetic to pro-choice.
Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 01:01 PM (gmeXX)
Too-Ray says 'dat's rayciss' Details at 11.
Posted by: model_1066 at May 28, 2014 01:00 PM (T5sQc)
White privilege.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 01:01 PM (DrWcr)
"Major, no one has done the robot in *years*."
"I shall have to dig deeper into my... repertoire."
"I'm going to put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee is going to quench your thirst!!!"
Posted by: EC at May 28, 2014 01:02 PM (GQ8sn)
He'd be right there suiting up for a quick 18 holes.
Posted by: An Observation at May 28, 2014 01:02 PM (ylhEn)
Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 01:01 PM (gmeXX)
"Goo" may be off-script, but "clump of cells" and "product of conception" are often used as part of the pro-abortion brainwashing program.
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 01:02 PM (DrWcr)
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I agree, but good luck convincing the public that getting rid of him was a bad thing because he was a bad guy for a while (probably still was, just knew who to align with to keep power). Thus, the real scandal is the one in which 4 Americans died.
Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 01:02 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: The Governor at May 28, 2014 01:03 PM (Tlix5)
comments like that actually hurt the pro-choice cause than help. A good
portion of america recognizes that the fetus is another person or at
least a fetus with that potential. Cognitive dissonance aside, few
argue that it is just goo. These comments may make her friends laugh,
but I suspect that it disgusts a lot of people, even those who are
somewhat sympathetic to pro-choice.
Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 01:01 PM (gmeXX)
Ask a lib if killing a pregnant woman is considered one or two homicides.
Posted by: EC at May 28, 2014 01:03 PM (GQ8sn)
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I don't think it is having the intended effect.
Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 01:04 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 01:04 PM (DrWcr)
Posted by: Brian Williams at May 28, 2014 01:04 PM (oFCZn)
Apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants.
Well maybe that's because he's six.
Because he's six? Woman, when I was six years old I had a full time job.
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:04 PM (eEBON)
And aren't working, either.
Seriously, the pro-Life side is *winning* on abortion. We'll never get rid of elective abortion completely, but it's status as the "go-to option" is being eroded every year.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 01:05 PM (PYAXX)
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I'm talking about the public at large not die hard liberals. I think this language turns people off who may be sympathetic to your side. There is a large group of people who are of the "I wouldn't personally have one but don't think I should impose my views on others." They are the same people who will say, sure an abortion in first trimester is fine, but not in the other two. I don't see how you can be intellectually honest and reconcile those two positions, but those people exist. I think the goo comment turns off those people - or at least does not advance the argument. Just my own opinion.
Posted by: SH at May 28, 2014 01:07 PM (gmeXX)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2014 01:08 PM (zF6Iw)
I thought I read somewhere that two out of every three black Detroit pre-children die before birth.
If that's erosion, what were the figures five years ago?
Not trying to flame.
Just aghast at that report, if I am remembering it correctly.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 28, 2014 01:09 PM (CGMOF)
Well, I was thinking nation-wide, not specific States or cities. Though I wouldn't be surprised to find out that *is* an improvement.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 01:10 PM (PYAXX)
Posted by: alexthechick - Raaaaawwwwwrrr at May 28, 2014 01:11 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2014 01:12 PM (AzfMT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:12 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2014 01:12 PM (AzfMT)
Can I have a little bit of peril?
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 01:12 PM (DrWcr)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Bush, of course.
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:13 PM (eEBON)
"The public at large" isn't the intended audience for "just a clump of cells." That language is for convincing young women it's not wrong--or dangerous--it's just a clump of cells, honey, bring us the fee and we'll remove it and have you on with your life by tomorrow afternoon.
Pfeh.
Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 01:13 PM (ZKzrr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at May 28, 2014 01:13 PM (AzfMT)
Posted by: Hello it's me Donna and I know nuthink! at May 28, 2014 01:16 PM (9+ccr)
Posted by: Insomniac at May 28, 2014 01:02 PM (DrWcr)
And aren't working, either.
Seriously, the
pro-Life side is *winning* on abortion. We'll never get rid of elective
abortion completely, but it's status as the "go-to option" is being
eroded every year.
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We are winning.
6 murder mills in Texas.
And most of those will be gone in 3 years as we've sent even more Pro-Life representatives to the legislature this year. Meaning, additional restrictions will be voted and passed next year.
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 28, 2014 01:16 PM (VjL9S)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 01:16 PM (oPmI6)
But they will blame it all on a video.
Yeah, I apologize for that momentary lapse into Reality.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:16 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 01:20 PM (ZKzrr)
Ask a lib if killing a pregnant woman is considered one or two homicides.
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I'm talking about the public at large not die hard liberals. I
think this language turns people off who may be sympathetic to your
side. There is a large group of people who are of the "I wouldn't
personally have one but don't think I should impose my views on others."
============
Either it's a life or it is not.
That view is akin to, "I personally wouldn't order the death of that baby but, I'm not going to impose my view on others--I'll let someone else sign the order, though."
That's why we are winning: There is no reasonable or humane reason for elective abortions--a willful destruction of life merely for convenience.
Either it's a life or it is not.
That's why they resort to euphemisms--a fetus, a clump of cells, goo--to avoid that question.
Because if that's the question, they lose--and are losing.
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 28, 2014 01:21 PM (VjL9S)
Just got back from camping, and after one day of all the fresh hell, I'm ready to go back into the woods.
Oooh. Me too. Camped for four days over Memorial Day. Heard some mewling about a shooting in California on my way home and was glad to have missed all news.
The woods is a nice place.
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 28, 2014 01:21 PM (JtwS4)
6 murder mills in Texas.
And most of those will be gone in 3 years as we've sent even more Pro-Life representatives to the legislature this year. Meaning, additional restrictions will be voted and passed next year.
Posted by: RoyalOil
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But do you think Governor Davis will sign them into law?
OK, that was tough to type.
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:21 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:22 PM (0HooB)
/stops to consider possibility flare would ignite old thread
/fires anyway
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 28, 2014 01:23 PM (rt3TY)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:22 PM (0HooB)
Yup
Posted by: Velvet Ambition at May 28, 2014 01:23 PM (R8hU8)
Posted by: shredded chi at May 28, 2014 01:23 PM (gb8Rm)
..."today"?...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at May 28, 2014 01:24 PM (rt3TY)
Ow. Oooow. Ouch.
Stop! You're making my sides hurt.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 01:24 PM (PYAXX)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm just happy that I can access the comments. Cannot access them from home on the same laptop.
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:25 PM (eEBON)
The woods is a nice place.
Funnily enough, the shooting was the first news I heard after coming back to so-called civilization.
We took my 10-year old nephew on the camping trip. Loved watching the young'un catching fish for dinner, gathering firewood, showing his dad (my bro) how to eat cattails...he's a chip off his old uncle Citizen X's block!
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 01:25 PM (7ObY1)
"Save us LauraW.
You're our only hope."
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014
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Now THAT was funny.
Posted by: shredded chi at May 28, 2014 01:25 PM (gb8Rm)
Remember, the highest aspiration of Man is not to be on fire.
Or... from the Birthday Dirge:
"Son this lesson you must learn/
first you pillage THEN you burn..."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 01:25 PM (PYAXX)
erased history, closed other tabs, disk clean-up ,defragged, checked router.
i think it's acees issue.
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:26 PM (nqBYe)
OK, that was tough to type.
==============
LOL.
I intend to post several "who's going to attend Governor Davis' Inauguration" or "what bill will Governor Davis sign/veto first?" type mocks on the FB on 11/5/14.
Stupid Dems.
I laugh at them the way I laugh at a rattlesnake flattened on the highway--deserving but still a dangerous animal.
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 28, 2014 01:26 PM (VjL9S)
6 murder mills in Texas.
And most of those will be gone in 3 years as we've sent even more Pro-Life representatives to the legislature this year. Meaning, additional restrictions will be voted and passed next year.
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 28, 2014 01:16 PM (VjL9S)
Should run all the Leftists out. Good job, Texas!
Meanwhile, conservatives in Texas like my sister and brother-in-law are making more little conservatives! They had their fifth a few months back. Their eldest is the one of the young men I wrote about in my post here, "My Nephews"--the one who got married last year.
Posted by: baldilocks at May 28, 2014 01:27 PM (36Rjy)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:28 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 28, 2014 01:28 PM (oFCZn)
Andrea @PARENTise 2m
I'm declaring #NotOneMore. Send your elected officials a postcard right now.
Posted by: RWC at May 28, 2014 01:29 PM (fWAjv)
OK.... its time.
Its time we daywalkers band together and demand our fairshare.ONT's *never* get short shrifted. Why should WE put up social ineqaulity and second class moron status.
Join me in forming the "International Brotherhood of Daywalkers Local Union #001." Dues are $10.00 monthly and $100.00 yearly.
I take checks. Two "p"'s in "fixerupper"
Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2014 01:29 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:29 PM (eEBON)
Grab the stalk just above the water line and firmly yank upwards. The stalk will break free from the root.
You'll notice the bottom of the stalk, anywhere from 4 inches to a foot, is white. Tear off the tough, muddy outer layers and cut the white part off for eating.
It's sorta like a cross between celery and fennel. You can eat it right there on the spot or cut up to toss in a salad later.
You can eat the roots too, but that's a lot more complicated.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 01:30 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: toby928(C) at May 28, 2014 01:30 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: obama at May 28, 2014 01:30 PM (WCnJW)
Amen.
Ghadaffi, by Middle-Eastern standards, had been a relatively good boy. We'd have been better served, if getting involved at all, to back him against the terrorist-affiliated rebel groups.
But not with "Smart Power" in charge.
Posted by: Sam In VA at May 28, 2014 01:30 PM (Q52VH)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 01:31 PM (oPmI6)
Its time we daywalkers band together and demand our fairshare.ONT's *never* get short shrifted. Why should WE put up social ineqaulity and second class moron status.
Join me in forming the "International Brotherhood of Daywalkers Local Union #001." Dues are $10.00 monthly and $100.00 yearly.
I take checks. Two "p"'s in "fixerupper"
Posted by: fixerupper
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Can I be the union's business agent? That's where the real money is.
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:31 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:31 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: The Gorn at May 28, 2014 01:31 PM (QupBk)
Yeah, this place is acting just like it did before the blackout site got started: the highly technical term for that is called "hinky" IIRC.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:32 PM (0HooB)
good to see that your link is working again - I finally bookmarked you this time.
Posted by: shredded chi at May 28, 2014 01:32 PM (gb8Rm)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 01:33 PM (oPmI6)
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 01:33 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:33 PM (nqBYe)
Nah. It's pretty tasty.
Take notes, class. We're gonna need this knowledge in the camps.
Posted by: Citizen X at May 28, 2014 01:34 PM (7ObY1)
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 01:34 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: Barbara Walters at May 28, 2014 01:34 PM (oPmI6)
Who are we kidding? Ace knows we won't strike. You gotta put on pants to walk the picket line.
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:35 PM (eEBON)
"Has anyone ever pushed it?"
"No."
"Hmmm."
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 28, 2014 01:35 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:35 PM (eEBON)
"Greetings from Fuckedville. Wish you were here."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:36 PM (0HooB)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 01:36 PM (oPmI6)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2014 01:36 PM (Pg9I+)
We took my 10-year old nephew on the camping trip. Loved watching the young'un catching fish for dinner, gathering firewood, showing his dad (my bro) how to eat cattails...he's a chip off his old uncle Citizen X's block!
That is great. Passing it on is wonderful.
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 28, 2014 01:36 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:31 PM (nqBYe)
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perfect..... put it in the memo line of your check....
Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2014 01:37 PM (nELVU)
Some of my fondest memories are of eating franks and beans, reciting cowboy poetry and diddling them under the stars.
Posted by: Harry Reid at May 28, 2014 01:38 PM (oPmI6)
Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 01:38 PM (ZKzrr)
Will Pixy's hamsters allow that?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:38 PM (0HooB)
Eating cat tails? Is that what the kids are calling it now?
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:35 PM (eEBON)
At least they will stay away from the Pussy Willows.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 01:39 PM (0FSuD)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 01:31 PM (oPmI6)
Like I said, I cut those her age some slack, but...
No, you're not the only one. LOL
Posted by: baldilocks at May 28, 2014 01:39 PM (36Rjy)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 01:39 PM (PYAXX)
> 500 posts means gun thread right?
So we decided to embark on an AR project, starting with an Armalite AR10 upper assemly.
Happy, it's like a magic day I think.
Need to start thinking about glass. I like the EOtech but I want something with magnification.
Cool?
Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at May 28, 2014 01:39 PM (NnjE8)
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:39 PM (eEBON)
so i am doomed.
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:40 PM (nqBYe)
For the record- Chick-Fil-A's free wifi classifies The Hostages as a pron site.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 01:40 PM (PYAXX)
good to see that your link is working again - I finally bookmarked you this time.
Posted by: shredded chi at May 28, 2014 01:32 PM (gb8Rm)
Cool. I have to remember to add the http after changing the link and changing it back to the home link.
Posted by: baldilocks at May 28, 2014 01:41 PM (36Rjy)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 01:41 PM (oPmI6)
Innocent child murdered because of the racist, short-dicked teabaggers at the NRA.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2014 01:41 PM (zF6Iw)
was that true or did i imagine that?
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:42 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:42 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (Pk0vQ)
Dare I ask what they classify the HQ as?
Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (B/VB5)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at
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I hate to think what the HQ is classified as!
Posted by: shredded chi at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (gb8Rm)
One line per post.
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:42 PM (eEBON)
Barrel-worthy.
Posted by: baldilocks at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (36Rjy)
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:42 PM (eEBON)
And I'll assist with an interpretive dance.
There will be much twerking.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (PYAXX)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
There was just a touch of aereola on last week's BBF.
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (nqBYe)
Oh, that bullshit.
Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (ZKzrr)
They're better than us.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (oPmI6)
I'll bet Ace is somewhere with them right now laughing at us.
Posted by: jwest at May 28, 2014 01:43 PM (u2a4R)
"Where the fuck is that scrunt Cindy Sheehan?"
To be fair, she's been campaigning for Obama's impeachment. But you never hear a thing about her outside extreme leftard websites: the MSM discarded her like a used Kleenex once their guy was elected president.
Posted by: Brown Line at May 28, 2014 01:44 PM (VrNoa)
Posted by: Simon White-Thatch Potentloins at May 28, 2014 01:44 PM (NnjE8)
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:44 PM (nqBYe)
"Where the fuck is that scrunt Cindy Sheehan?"
To be fair, she's been campaigning for Obama's impeachment. But you never hear a thing about her outside extreme leftard websites: the MSM discarded her like a used Kleenex once their guy was elected president.
Posted by: Brown Line at May 28, 2014 01:44 PM (VrNoa)
Worse. Like a used condom.
Posted by: baldilocks at May 28, 2014 01:45 PM (36Rjy)
We could mass over at the other Moron's sites, sorta like a moveable feast. My place has lots of room (I think it's still up) then we could hit Baldilock's pad and then the blog AllenG doesn't have. MP3's site, Political Hat's place...
On second thought, that sounds too much like work.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:45 PM (0HooB)
Okay, where's the Omega 13 device?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 01:45 PM (Pk0vQ)
One line per post.
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:42 PM (eEBON)
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Nice protest you got going there..... be a shame if sumpin happened to it.
Posted by: fixeruppers brother hood of daywalkers local #1 enforcement division at May 28, 2014 01:45 PM (nELVU)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2014 01:45 PM (zF6Iw)
Yep. If we ever see a conservative in power they'll turn her inside out and use her again.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 01:46 PM (oPmI6)
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:46 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:44 PM (nqBYe)
Well, technically I should wait for Countrysquire... but okay-
One Grecian Urn... with twerking!
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 01:46 PM (PYAXX)
At newsbusters - melissa harris perry says nba about selling black bodies and slavery or something.
I'm thinking isn't all labor about selling your talents? Stupid logic.
http://tinyurl.com/mt2l8hf
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (Pg9I+)
On second thought, that sounds too much like work.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:45 PM (0HooB)
Open thread at my place? Have disqus though.
Say the word.
Posted by: baldilocks at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (36Rjy)
can no do, even when i try it lasts for half a sentence.
so i guess i understand.
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (nqBYe)
Have fun, y'all.
Posted by: shredded chi at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (gb8Rm)
Underground
Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.
[sniff]. Brings tears to the world's eyes, it does.
Posted by: President Poet But Didn't Know It at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (TM1p8)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (oPmI6)
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars(TM) at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (Pk0vQ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (zF6Iw)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (PYAXX)
No more American Pie...please.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2014 01:47 PM (oPmI6)
I loath that song too.
Posted by: baldilocks at May 28, 2014 01:48 PM (36Rjy)
Posted by: DrDrill at May 28, 2014 01:48 PM (sOFZs)
We always boiled the cat tails in Scouts. Maybe those were the roots.
Posted by: Nip Sip at May 28, 2014 01:34 PM (0FSuD)
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How do you boil something in Scouts?
That sounds dangerous.
Why don't you use pots?
Posted by: Emily Litella at May 28, 2014 01:48 PM (dfYL9)
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:48 PM (eEBON)
Posted by: Soothsayer of The Righteous And Harmonious Fists (-484 days left) at May 28, 2014 01:49 PM (//+WH)
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:49 PM (nqBYe)
Let's flash back to the last time the "draft" came to a vote in the House. Charlie Rangel introduced HR163 (108th session), the `Universal National Service Act of 2003'. Charlie Rangel's bill expressly indicated that the draft would be for .. a retreat.
(b) FORM OF NATIONAL SERVICE- National service under this Act shall be performed either--
(1) as a member of an active or reverse component of the uniformed services; or
(2) in a civilian capacity that, as determined by the President, promotes the national defense, including national or community service and homeland security.
No, I didn't misspell "reserve" ... it's in the bill as "reverse" .. in 5 different places. The "twin" bill in the Senate, S 89 (Hollings D-SC), used "reserve" in those 5 different places.
This bill, HR163, actually came to a vote on the floor of the House.
Charlie Rangel voted against his own bill.
Posted by: Col. 'Bat' Guano at May 28, 2014 01:49 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Countrysquire at May 28, 2014 01:50 PM (eEBON)
the percentage you're paying is too high a price
when you're living beyond all your means
and the man in the suit has just bought a new something
with the percentage he made on your dreams
Curse you, MP4!!
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at May 28, 2014 01:50 PM (JtwS4)
Posted by: Tami at May 28, 2014 01:50 PM (v0/PR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at May 28, 2014 01:50 PM (0HooB)
http://is.gd/CTurbp
Now I'm just hungry.
Posted by: HR at May 28, 2014 01:50 PM (ZKzrr)
"492 Am I the only one who is praying that Mandela Sign Language Guy is doing the play by play for the Angelou funeral?
It would make about as much sense as the shit she wrote.
Posted by: Drill_Thrawl at May 28, 2014 01:51 PM (fcNe2)
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:51 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 28, 2014 01:52 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: willow at May 28, 2014 01:52 PM (nqBYe)
Posted by: baldilocks at May 28, 2014 01:52 PM (36Rjy)
Posted by: The Gorn at May 28, 2014 02:18 PM (QupBk)
Thankful to be back in USA after two weeks in Europe. Belatedly thankful for Americans on Memorial Day.
From Paris to Vienna not one single word of our great orator, the ever-fading, Baroque. Is it me or is he now lighter than my most recent cafe latte? What is the deal with their skin color vs when first elected? Is White House impacting them? Seriously. That organic garden must not be feeding him much, either, as a puff of wind could blow him down.
Have I missed anything important like the invasion of Burmuda? I did see he gave an important CIA name away in Afghanistan, the putz.
Alsace region of France beautiful with vineyards, good white wine, and storks nesting in old church steeples. People kind...much kinder than in Paris, but we all knew that. What I did not know nor expect how kind the people would be in Salzburg, Austria. Gorgeous city. Then we spoiled it by going to Vienna, which is beautiful but more touristy, dirty, I dunno. It may have been the hot weather, and, thanks be to God, we had ac in that hotel or my husband would have jumped into the Danube.
In Vienna we began craving our own language, one that no one could understand. After debates of speaking as if we had a plug of tobakky under lip, or toothless long drawls of the gator hunters on tv, we settled on our own weird version of pig latin with an Italian accent. Problem was we often could not understand ourselves (could be wine tastings). Lipstick lesbos became "ipstickla esbolas." Oh well. I can speak a tiny bit of French but only a few sayings in German, and everyone speaks English so why bother as no one, unlike guidebooks directing, has the time for you to stumble and gutte the language. Vunderbar. And if I do not see weiner schnitzel on another menu soon I will be a happy voman.
I thought of you Morons and Moronettes when I saw this sign, in English, bold, on a cafe/boutique/meet-up whatever in the heart of Vienna: "If you are a homophobe, a racist, or an @sshole, do not enter." I wanted to enter and drawl, like Suzanne from Designing Wimmens: "I am all three, I am going to buy something from your crappy store, what are you tatooed and pierced weirdoes going to do about it? Throw me out as you are so open to other ideas?" But, non, nine, no, family would not permit.
Oh, and the Chinese with cameras taking selfies multiplied by the bazillion everywhere. I am serious. They probably take selfies in front of public toilettes (which French in Paris have a leg up on as you push a button and somehow they sterilize the toilet and floor...and you had better hope you are not in there for that event. They look like giant beer kegs and no I did not try. Maybe time machines?).
So, gut morgan or afternoon or whichever time zone I am in. Thank you, Lord, I am home. Healthy this time unless the plague ship of yesterday spread MERS or something that coughing and hurling woman across the plane had as we circled Detroit (I was far away, so no mask applied).
Thankful I did not have to be rescued anywhere, as Benghazi made me aware that you are on your own, baby.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Supermodel, Benghazi reporter at May 28, 2014 02:29 PM (baL2B)
Speaking of cankles, I now sympathize as I have some from long plane rides, train rides and heat. I finally figured out I was swilling mineral water by the liter and, ugh, salz. hello! But I digress, as salt ain't her problem but steroids for something brain related appears to be.
Her "what difference does it make, anyway" is going to boomerang like her hubby's crooked member back to her. I forget the name of that issue he has in the Starr report, of which my sons learned much of the facts of is.
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Supermodel, Benghazi reporter at May 28, 2014 02:42 PM (baL2B)
The new guy, X-CIA, American Citizen, who helped Kdaffys original coup, is leading a successful counter revolution. Major elements of the Libyan military are rallying around him, he just kicked the muzzi radicals in the "parliament," aside. So since they guy is pro-American, UAE backed and against Obozzo's buddies, time to call the USMC. Every day he shows us his true colors, and they aren't red, white and blue. Just red (commie) and black (brotherhood). He is flying the plane straight into the ground. Will anyone stop him before it is to late. Doubt it.
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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)