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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com | Final Overnight ThreadOK, what was said before, that was a lie. THIS is the real party. Swearsies. The theme of this, the true and final Overnight Thread of this evening: Chickens.Seriously, I want some yard birds something awful. Maybe next Spring. Buona Pasqua, darling hearts. This multiple thread thing came out disorienting and strange, didn't it? Wasn't meant that way. Sorry. Will never do this to you again. I am curious though as to why everyone must move to the top thread. What does it matter, if the conversation is good where you were? Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
You're the debil.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2014 11:42 PM (GEICT) 2
Atomic Rooster
Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 19, 2014 11:44 PM (AaZet) 3
Love me some chickens!
Posted by: navybrat at April 19, 2014 11:44 PM (JgC5a) 4
Plucked and fcuked? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 19, 2014 11:44 PM (HsTG8) 5
I refuse to participate.
Posted by: whatmeworry? at April 19, 2014 11:45 PM (dZGNV) 6
An ONT thrice before the cock crowed twice.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 19, 2014 11:45 PM (l3vZN) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2014 11:45 PM (IN7k+) 8
One ONT deserves another
Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 19, 2014 11:45 PM (aDwsi) 9
S.Weasel chimes in 5..4..3.
Posted by: Bob at April 19, 2014 11:45 PM (aRUb8) 10
Wow, I've seen 2 ONTs before, but 3? Interesting.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 19, 2014 11:46 PM (ojnk6) 11
Because, like the pit toilet, sooner or later the crap filters down. Plues, lemmings got nothing on us! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 19, 2014 11:46 PM (HsTG8) 12
In my experience the best way to deal with chickens is to grab them by the legs, twirl them around and around above your head, so they're good and dizzy, and only then lay their heads down on the chopping block.
Some people move right to the block but the chickens flop all over the place, and it just goes to show you how important it is to make sure they are dizzy. Posted by: MTF at April 19, 2014 11:46 PM (F58x4) 13
Because all the sweet, sweet hump is in the top thread.
Happy Easter Morons. Love your hump LauraW Posted by: garrett at April 19, 2014 11:46 PM (uLFS9) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 19, 2014 11:47 PM (HsTG8) 15
This multiple thread thing came out disorienting and strange, didn't it?
Wasn't meant that way. Sorry. Will never do this to you again.>> I think I've heard promises of actions in my mouth like that before here on AoSHQ. Posted by: The Hickster at April 19, 2014 11:47 PM (BJpOW) 16
The myth of the compassionate conservative Easter Bunny was contrived by Mitt Romney and his band of misogynist advisers and dim witted children. Posted by: Jo Jo Biden at April 19, 2014 11:48 PM (nQjHM) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 19, 2014 11:48 PM (HsTG8) 18
LauraW, well played.
Posted by: tbodie at April 19, 2014 11:49 PM (p74mI) 19
Yeah, they're all "compassionate conservatives"... ...until more than the tip goes in, sans lube. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 19, 2014 11:49 PM (HsTG8) 20
My God, it's full of...cocks. Great.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2014 11:49 PM (mx5oN) 21
Painting those baby chicks bright colors is cruel and inhumane treatment and should be punishable by the full force of the law. Posted by: Liberal PETA Moonbat at April 19, 2014 11:49 PM (nQjHM) 22
Alright Horde, bout outa here for the night.
Have a Happy Easter and may God Bless you! Before I go, Hordesource question: Is it even feasible for someone in coastal FL to do a bunker? Find something interesting, or just want to yell at me for being an idiot…..bcochran1981 at the gmail thing. Night Rons and Ettes! Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2014 11:51 PM (GEICT) 23
Man I'd forgotten how long the Saturday night Easter Vigil Mass is.
Posted by: buzzion at April 19, 2014 11:51 PM (LI48c) 24
I'm sure you've probably heard the phrase, "So-and-so has a case of the ass" or "...a case of the red ass". I was told by someone who bred fighting cocks (and heeeeere we go) that when their blood is up and they're itching for a fight, gamecocks' asses actually turn red. Now, was that South Carolinian just feeding this displaced Northerner a line, or is this true? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 19, 2014 11:52 PM (HsTG8) 25
Left over Easter baby chicks are ground up and combined with jalapeno peppers to make Sriracha sauce for consumption by Thai, Chinese, and Vietnamese heathens. Posted by: Debbie Wassermanly Schultz at April 19, 2014 11:53 PM (nQjHM) 26
Man I'd forgotten how long the Saturday night Easter Vigil Mass is.
Posted by: buzzion at April 19, 2014 11:51 PM (LI48c) About 3 ONT's? Posted by: tbodie at April 19, 2014 11:53 PM (p74mI) 27
A friend of mine has a few chickens; he lives in the city. Sort of. In any case, he adores them, but the cost of feeding them is less than what he gets in eggs. Occasionally when I call, I can hear one of them crowing. One of them, the bantam I think, lays small, light green eggs.
Posted by: shibumi who is exceptionally cynical today at April 19, 2014 11:53 PM (25HWz) 28
Did someone say cock?
Posted by: ergie at April 19, 2014 11:54 PM (7XKHI) 29
Serial inaccurate attestations of veracity tend to diminish confidence in an elocutionist.....just sayin'
Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2014 11:54 PM (T1005) 30
26 Man I'd forgotten how long the Saturday night Easter Vigil Mass is. Posted by: buzzion at April 19, 2014 11:51 PM (LI48c) About 3 ONT's? Posted by: tbodie at April 19, 2014 11:53 PM (p74mI) Yeah pretty much. Posted by: buzzion at April 19, 2014 11:54 PM (LI48c) 31
28 Did someone say cock? Posted by: ergie at April 19, 2014 11:54 PM (7XKHI) Yeah, there's a whole passel of 'em over there by that volcano. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 19, 2014 11:55 PM (HsTG8) 32
My kind of thread.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 19, 2014 11:55 PM (3rrMW) 33
I was waiting for the last photo to be Preznit Obumbles.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2014 11:55 PM (T1005) 34
Before I go, Hordesource question: Is it even feasible for someone in coastal FL to do a bunker? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2014 11:51 PM (GEICT) A bunker exists on Peanut Island near Riviera Beach, Florida and was a nuclear fallout shelter constructed for JFK. The Kennedy family residence was on Palm Beach Island, and this was the fall-back position if the Ruskies dropped the big one. Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 19, 2014 11:57 PM (nQjHM) 35
Before I go, Hordesource question: Is it even feasible for someone in coastal FL to do a bunker?
http://www.plastic-mart.com/category/200/underground-water-tanks Something like this with a little entrance/door engineering. Posted by: The Hickster at April 19, 2014 11:57 PM (BJpOW) Posted by: tbodie at April 20, 2014 12:00 AM (p74mI) 37
The funniest thing I ever heard with chickens was at the Butler County Fair in PA several decades ago. All the poultry were in a big barn whose large wooden doors were open. The din from the cacophony of crowing and rooster badassery filled the air. A sudden and fierce gust of wind from an approaching storm blew the doors closed with a huge WHAM! Dead. Fcuking. Silence... ...for about two seconds, then the hullabaloo erupted at twice the volume as before as each and every rooster tried to reassert his badassery. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 20, 2014 12:02 AM (HsTG8) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 20, 2014 12:03 AM (HsTG8) 39
Guy goes in to a restaurant looks at a menu, asks the chef
" How do you prepare your chickens?" The chef responds "I just tell them flat out, they ain't gonna make it." Posted by: navybrat at April 20, 2014 12:03 AM (JgC5a) 40
Laura, here are some yard birds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn6cxaKRwtk
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 20, 2014 12:04 AM (Iyg03) 41
Chickens would be great, if it weren't for all the chicken shit. I'm just sayin', if I ever feel the need to shovel shit, it will have to be about 10 years after the democrats are out of office, 'cause we are drowning in the stuff without a single chicken in evidence.
Posted by: tcn at April 20, 2014 12:05 AM (fwcEs) Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 20, 2014 12:06 AM (l3vZN) 43
Awesome chickens!
Posted by: Y-not at April 20, 2014 12:07 AM (zDsvJ) Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 12:08 AM (T1005) 45
They call them the chooks down Innisfail way.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 20, 2014 12:08 AM (V4CBV) 46
another ONT?? what the cluck?
Posted by: Bob in Houston at April 20, 2014 12:08 AM (b7AU3) 47
It's the Dirty Koch Brothers...... Won't anyone rid me of these Dirty Kochs?
Posted by: Hairy Reid at April 20, 2014 12:09 AM (jucos) 48
Now, if you are looking for preening cocks, then of course I can point you in the direction of Congress, and the White House. But not if you want producers. Those would have to be chickens.
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Painting those baby chicks bright colors is cruel and inhumane treatment and should be punishable by the full force of the law. Posted by: Liberal PETA Moonbat at April 19, 2014 11:49 PM (nQjHM) You have no choice but to euthanize them. It's for their own good. Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2014 12:10 AM (sdi6R) 50
Yet another reason to GTFO of Cali.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 12:08 AM (T1005) And a good portion of the Western states. Posted by: Thrawn at April 20, 2014 12:11 AM (WlWt+) 51
47 It's the Dirty Koch Brothers...... Won't anyone rid me of these Dirty Kochs?
Posted by: Hairy Reid at April 20, 2014 12:09 AM (jucos) Wested and weddy siw. Posted by: Bawney Fwank at April 20, 2014 12:11 AM (qVkk7) 52
That first picture reminds me of Joe "Plug" Biden. I swear, put a pair of Raybans on that cock and you'd agree.
Posted by: MTF at April 20, 2014 12:11 AM (iy7de) 53
For those of you with allergies like me and it being spring. Nasacort is an OTC now. It is a steroidal so another option without seeing your doc. Only reason I mention now is I just saw it on the local news so I thought it worth a share.
http://nasacort.com/ Posted by: The Hickster at April 20, 2014 12:11 AM (BJpOW) 54
Only a True Conservative could post on a FOT. RINOs need not apply.
Posted by: cm9000 at April 20, 2014 12:12 AM (XRSxm) 55
50 Yet another reason to GTFO of Cali.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 12:08 AM (T1005) And a good portion of the Western states. Posted by: Thrawn at April 20, 2014 12:11 AM (WlWt+) Don't know if it was here that I read it but isn't there a push for western states to take back their land from the fed? Posted by: Bawney Fwank at April 20, 2014 12:13 AM (QeH9j) 56
That map is the reason why some Alaskans keep trying to secede from the union. More than 2/3 of the state belongs to the Feds, even though Alaska's constitution states that the land belongs to Alaskans. Not the Alaskan government--Alaskans. Which is why there is a permanent fund dividend--the oil belongs to the people. And then the Feds show up and screw around and try to tell us how to run things. Bastids, all of 'em.
Posted by: tcn at April 20, 2014 12:13 AM (fwcEs) 57
Nasty sock off.
Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 12:13 AM (QeH9j) 58
From the "sloppy seconds desserts ONT - the big bowl of Easter candy for everyone coming tomorrow. Be lucky if there's anything left for the guests. So far I've shoved a Peep in my piehole whole, eaten 4 malted milk eggs, 2 Reeses Peanut butter eggs, 2 chocolate covered marshmallow eggs, 1 small chocolate egg, 1 small white chocolate egg, and a couple of jelly bellies. I did manage to keep my mitts off the Russell Stover chocolate covered cream filled eggs. Posted by: nerdygirl at April 19, 2014 10:17 PM (SH7t3) That's not what I'd call "pacing yourself" Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 20, 2014 12:13 AM (HsTG8) 59
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Yet another reason to GTFO of Cali. Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 12:08 AM (T1005) And a good portion of the Western states. Posted by: Thrawn at April 20, 2014 12:11 AM (WlWt+) Hide posts from (WlWt+) Note how many of the states with outsized Federal ownership were admitted to the US after the Civil War. Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 12:13 AM (T1005) 60
You have no choice but to euthanize them. It's for their own good.
Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2014 12:10 AM (sdi6R) But wait 6 months first. And get some herbs and spices. Posted by: buzzion at April 20, 2014 12:14 AM (LI48c) Posted by: tbodie at April 20, 2014 12:15 AM (p74mI) 62
I love "quick time harch."
Posted by: Empress Nympho at April 20, 2014 12:17 AM (pgQxn) 63
I love having chickens around, since most Boy Scouts love to play with my errrrr chickens.
Posted by: Hairy Reid, Pederast at April 20, 2014 12:20 AM (iy7de) 64
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bcochran1981 at the gmail thing when the walls fell Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 20, 2014 12:03 AM (HsTG Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra Posted by: Captain Picard at April 20, 2014 12:21 AM (7aRpB) Posted by: JeanQ at April 20, 2014 12:21 AM (82lr7) 66
I'll bet the Koch Brothers are behind this thread. Domestic Terrorists!!
Posted by: Harry "ballsack" Reid at April 20, 2014 12:24 AM (KlVdw) 67
Well, i don't understand tonight, and am officially tired of being the last kid picked for dodgeball (I'm not even chubby!)
y'all have fun - time for a big drink & a small fire out back. Posted by: shredded chi at April 20, 2014 12:25 AM (vdTWa) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 20, 2014 12:25 AM (HsTG8) 69
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Someone tell a joke... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 20, 2014 12:25 AM (HsTG What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? "Dam". Posted by: Thrawn at April 20, 2014 12:27 AM (WlWt+) 70
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Someone tell a joke... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 20, 2014 12:25 AM (HsTG Liberals are open minded. Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 12:27 AM (QeH9j) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 20, 2014 12:27 AM (HsTG8) 72
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Someone tell a joke... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 20, 2014 12:25 AM (HsTG The US Federal Government is headed, managed, and staffed by people with the best interests of the United States at the core of their values. Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 12:30 AM (T1005) 73
And they said the blood moon would have no real effects.
Posted by: blaster at April 20, 2014 12:30 AM (4+AaH) Posted by: JeanQ at April 20, 2014 12:31 AM (82lr7) Posted by: tbodie at April 20, 2014 12:33 AM (zdOaO) 76
55...Don't know if it was here that I read it but isn't there a push for western states to take back their land from the fed?
---------- Yes...yes there is. Well, it's the Republicans in 9 of the Western States that are pushing for it. Hey, it's...'change'. Change you can believe in! Isn't that what the Dems like? Change? Posted by: wheatie at April 20, 2014 12:33 AM (fAjDo) 77
Is everyone scattered among the multiple ONTs or is it just a slow night?
Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 12:34 AM (QeH9j) Posted by: Brian Williams, NBC News at April 20, 2014 12:34 AM (nQjHM) 79
Is everyone scattered among the multiple ONTs or is it just a slow night?
Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 12:34 AM (QeH9j) Yes. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 12:36 AM (ojnk6) 80
You know what's wrong with this Thread? It doesn't say "Open". The official ONTs always have the "Overnight Open Thread" in the title. I fear that we are in an illegitimate thread.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2014 12:36 AM (IN7k+) 81
Harry Reid is utterly despicable. God have mercy on his soul.
Posted by: cm9000 at April 20, 2014 12:37 AM (XRSxm) 82
I know I requalified for certification in CPR today, but is this an extracurricular scenario? "The area is safe" { { { pokes ONT } } } "Are you okay?" "Call 911!" { { { checks for signs of life } } } { { { checks for signs of bleeding } } } { { { begins chest compressions } } } "1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 6 and 7 and..." Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 20, 2014 12:37 AM (HsTG8) 83
Okay...tough crowd!
I got *one* good sip of my (first) drink this evening, then set it down while tying tomato plants to stakes--the wind was nearly blowing them down flat. Slurp, slurp, slurp! Stoopid doggeh drank most of it! Lol, she's sleeeeepy now. Posted by: JeanQ at April 20, 2014 12:37 AM (82lr7) 84
Wow, I've seen 2 ONTs before, but 3? Interesting.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty I've never seen 3. But the more the merrier I suppose. We have 1 more here for Easter, my Dad has joined us for Easter, first holiday since my Mom died 3/15. It's nice, he wants to reminisce, we introduced him to the best pizza in town (Mom could never eat that) and he and I had a few and tried to solve the world's problems. Ya know he'd be a true Moron here, but I always reference this as a "political site I read", I'm not losing my anonymity here cause if he showed up he'd soon guess by my nick who I was. Plus he'd waste a lot of time diddling here and he needs to clean that huge house out of all my antique collector/dealer Mom's stuff while he still can! Seriously, it's just so good to have him here and know he's doing OK. Somehow getting fat, but then he's not caring for my Mom 24/7 which had been going on for a long time. Mom is in a better place and we feel blessed to have him w/ us at this holiday. Tomorrow off to the Baptist church she grew up in where he has arranged for flowers in her memory. Happy Easter. Posted by: The Farmer at April 20, 2014 12:39 AM (eBupg) 85
81 Harry Reid is utterly despicable. God have mercy on his soul.
---------- What has he ever done to be worthy of mercy. Posted by: wheatie at April 20, 2014 12:40 AM (fAjDo) 86
ONT times: 9:35, 10:30, 11:42.........did anyone play the lottery with those numbers?!?!?!?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 12:40 AM (T1005) 87
Happy Easter. Posted by: The Farmer at April 20, 2014 12:39 AM (eBupg) Nice story. Enjoy the holiday with your Dad. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 20, 2014 12:40 AM (HsTG8) 88
My God, it's full of...cocks. Great.
Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2014 Is this SandraFluke socking Insomniac? Posted by: The Farmer at April 20, 2014 12:41 AM (eBupg) Posted by: tbodie at April 20, 2014 12:43 AM (zdOaO) 90
Happy Easter to one and all, except for the Israeli Defense Force who purposefully ran a Caterpillar D-9 over my body, crushing me into a pile of gristle, teeth, and eyeballs. Bastards! Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at April 20, 2014 12:43 AM (nQjHM) 91
Posted by: The Farmer at April 20, 2014 12:39 AM (eBupg)
Hide posts from (eBupg) Happy Easter to you, Farmer....may all the blessings of Spring and resurrection bring happiness and comfort to your family. Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 12:44 AM (T1005) 92
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 20, 2014 12:37 AM (HsTG
----- You forgot to check their DNR status first. Posted by: Darth Randall at April 20, 2014 12:44 AM (KlVdw) Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 12:45 AM (QeH9j) 94
"The area is safe">>
That is the test almost every student fails once. Taught CPR and the test was multiple victims in a room Go. Oh lucky you, you are also dead poison gas. Posted by: The Hickster at April 20, 2014 12:45 AM (BJpOW) 95
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Happy Easter to one and all, except for the Israeli Defense Force who purposefully ran a Caterpillar D-9 over my body, crushing me into a pile of gristle, teeth, and eyeballs. Bastards! Posted by: Zombie Rachel Corrie at April 20, 2014 12:43 AM (nQjHM) Hide posts from (nQjHM) To be fair, you weren't much more than a pile of gristle, teeth, eyeballs, and antisemitism to start with. Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 12:45 AM (T1005) 96
Happy Easter to you, Farmer....may all the blessings of Spring and resurrection bring happiness and comfort to your family.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 12:44 AM (T1005) What cthulhu said. Posted by: tbodie at April 20, 2014 12:46 AM (zdOaO) 97
i'm so confused...
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 20, 2014 12:46 AM (yh0zB) 98
Drop your socks and grab your cocks. Hens too.
Posted by: Dude Who Shouts 'Grab Your Cocks' at April 20, 2014 12:47 AM (Iyg03) Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 20, 2014 12:48 AM (IN7k+) 100
The Farmer at April 20, 2014 12:39 AM (eBupg)
Hide posts from (eBupg) -------- Happy Easter Farmer. I hope you and your Dad enjoy your time together. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 12:48 AM (ojnk6) 101
Someone tell a joke...
Useful Metric Conversions for the mathematically challenged 1 trillion microphones = 1 megaphone 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin 10 rations = 1 decoration 10 millipedes = 1 centipede 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent 2 monograms = 1 diagram 8 nickels = 2 paradigms 2 wharves = 1 paradox Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 20, 2014 12:50 AM (pgQxn) Posted by: tbodie at April 20, 2014 12:56 AM (zdOaO) Posted by: Counjtry Singer at April 20, 2014 12:59 AM (vn9w4) Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 20, 2014 12:59 AM (AaZet) Posted by: The Hickster at April 20, 2014 12:59 AM (BJpOW) 106
This is whre i get the comment surge.
Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 12:59 AM (QeH9j) 107
OK, I've been out drinking...and I'm...very condufused.
Posted by: Counjtry Singer at April 20, 2014 01:00 AM (vn9w4) 108
Everyone asleep. Talking to myself.
Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 01:00 AM (QeH9j) 109
Maybe I should fix my nick.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 20, 2014 01:00 AM (vn9w4) 110
So, I already mentioned this in the, uh, relevant thread, but maybe people will see this. Anyhoo: Mike Duncan, of the excellent The History of Rome
podcast, is doing a podcast called Revolutions. He's done the English Civil War and is now doing the American Revolution. http://tinyurl.com/lhqrttf Nice video up top about The Shot Heard 'Round the World. Posted by: Sam Hill at April 20, 2014 01:00 AM (e15Qx) 111
It's mine!
Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 01:01 AM (QeH9j) Posted by: Country Singer at April 20, 2014 01:03 AM (vn9w4) 113
Video of the Godzilla footage screened at Wondercon. Cameraphone quality, but viewable if you go to full screen mode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7otIriNTmw Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 20, 2014 01:03 AM (kdS6q) 114
Lone up of dumbasses on SNL.
Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 01:05 AM (QeH9j) 115
The
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Line
Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 01:08 AM (QeH9j) 117
Ima make a grilled shceese sammixch... BRB>>
Somebody should call the Fire Dept near Country Singer and give them a heads up. Posted by: The Hickster at April 20, 2014 01:09 AM (BJpOW) 118
115 The BH fiancee has declared that we'll be doing a hike tomorrow. Considering how sore we are from the garden cleanup today, I remain skeptical.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 01:05 AM (T1005) Make a run so she has a hearty breakfast in bed. Nap time. Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 01:10 AM (QeH9j) 119
I'm done. Good night all.
Posted by: tbodie at April 20, 2014 01:11 AM (zdOaO) 120
Double edged sword. Just saw my first mosquito today.
Posted by: The Hickster at April 20, 2014 01:11 AM (BJpOW) Posted by: JeanQ's doggeh at April 20, 2014 01:12 AM (82lr7) 122
Somebody should call the Fire Dept near Country Singer and give them a heads up.
Posted by: The Hickster at April 20, 2014 01:09 AM (BJpOW) Heh, I'm in rural America, so the entire county is VFD. God love 'em, but it's a Saturday night. The station is a mile and a half from my house, so it'd take about 30 minutes for them to get here. But all's well; sammich made and stove eye turned off. Posted by: Country Singer at April 20, 2014 01:14 AM (vn9w4) 123
Evening' everyone.
Got the rabbit traps all set, that freakish egg-laying rabbit is not getting away this year. I will bag that loathsome lepus. Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 20, 2014 01:14 AM (0AKks) 124
Heh, I'm in rural America, so the entire county is VFD. God love 'em,
but it's a Saturday night. The station is a mile and a half from my house, so it'd take about 30 minutes for them to get here. But all's well; sammich made and stove eye turned off.>> I am rural also and know the VFD guys. So the fire station is close to your house but the bar is not? Posted by: The Hickster at April 20, 2014 01:17 AM (BJpOW) 125
I like it when the ONT is a bit messed up and disorientating.
Posted by: Corona at April 20, 2014 01:19 AM (fh2Y7) Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 01:19 AM (QeH9j) 127
Survive.
Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 01:20 AM (QeH9j) 128
There are no cats in any of tonight's ONTs. I want my money back.
...but seriously, I always check in to this thread each Weekend too see some Caturday action. Posted by: Serious Cat at April 20, 2014 01:20 AM (UOjzE) 129
I am rural also and know the VFD guys. So the fire station is close to your house but the bar is not?
Posted by: The Hickster at April 20, 2014 01:17 AM (BJpOW) Depends on the bar. If they're at the VFW tonight, they're 4 miles away from my (unicorporated) community's station. If they're at Luke's, they're about 8 miles from the station. If they're at Hunter's Pub, they're about 14 miles away. Posted by: Country Singer at April 20, 2014 01:21 AM (vn9w4) Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 01:21 AM (ojnk6) Posted by: The Hickster at April 20, 2014 01:22 AM (BJpOW) Posted by: chemjeff at April 20, 2014 01:24 AM (9GG/0) 133
No need to correct, we get it. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 01:21 AM (ojnk6) It's a personal hangup. Couldn't sleep unless I corrected it. Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 01:24 AM (QeH9j) 134
There are no cats in any of tonight's ONTs. I want my money back.
...but seriously, I always check in to this thread each Weekend too see some Caturday action. Second ONT, expand, scroll to last pic. In front of the redhead. Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 20, 2014 01:25 AM (0AKks) 135
...ok, I saw the redhead & lynx pic just now... For some reason this site is having trouble loading completely, consistently on my iPad.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 20, 2014 01:25 AM (UOjzE) 136
Cocks and pussy don't mix.
Posted by: The Hickster at April 20, 2014 01:22 AM (BJpOW) ----------- Finally, somebody understands me! Posted by: All PIV Sex is Rape Chick at April 20, 2014 01:25 AM (ojnk6) 137
128 There are no cats in any of tonight's ONTs. I want my money back.
Posted by: Serious Cat at April 20, 2014 01:20 AM (UOjzE) Did you miss the second one? Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2014 01:27 AM (sdi6R) 138
Second ONT, expand, scroll to last pic. In front of the redhead.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 20, 2014 01:25 AM (0AKks) In front... damn, I looked forever and couldn't find the damn cat in that picture! Thanks! Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 20, 2014 01:27 AM (yh0zB) 139
Posted by: Country Singer at April 20, 2014 01:21 AM (vn9w4)>>
The good thing about rural VFD is they know me and will do all they can to save my ass. Even if the response time is a little drunk and slower. And they throw great parties. Posted by: The Hickster at April 20, 2014 01:28 AM (BJpOW) 140
http://tinyurl.com/ldp37wv
Love that commercial. He is a spitting image of my friends dad who went by his DJ name of Disco Ranger. Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 01:28 AM (QeH9j) 141
Sooo...., its either this thread with all the cocks, or the other thread with the pic of mooche's birth pod at the top.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 20, 2014 01:29 AM (FMbng) 142
Happy Easter to everyone
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 20, 2014 01:29 AM (oKzyB) 143
damn, I looked forever and couldn't find the damn cat in that picture! Thanks!
Wait, was that sarcasm? Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 20, 2014 01:29 AM (0AKks) 144
So, apropos of nothing, a couple of random factoids.
If you're headed to LA from Ventura or coastal points north, the main road goes over a pass into the Conejo Valley near Thousand Oaks, which then goes over a smaller pass into the San Fernando Valley. The first hill out of the Ventura/Oxnard/Camarillo plain is called "The Conejo Grade".....which, in colloquial English, is "The Bunny Hill". Don't be fooled by that designation, however, as it is a substantial section of 7% highway. Speaking of which, the famous district of New York City with amusements -- "Coney Island"....is about bunnies as well. Conejo (Spanish) = Coney (archaic English) = rabbit. Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 01:30 AM (T1005) 145
And go Avalanche!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at April 20, 2014 01:30 AM (oKzyB) 146
Wait, was that sarcasm?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 20, 2014 01:29 AM (0AKks) Too much? It was too much, wasn't it? I should tone that down a little... Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 20, 2014 01:31 AM (yh0zB) 147
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LOL, and sock off. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 01:32 AM (ojnk6) 148
The good thing about rural VFD is they know me and
will do all they can to save my ass. Even if the response time is a little drunk and slower. And they throw great parties. Posted by: The Hickster at April 20, 2014 01:28 AM (BJpOW) A friend's grandfather used to be the chief. He liked to claim, "We've never lost a chimney." Posted by: Country Singer at April 20, 2014 01:32 AM (vn9w4) 149
Cockholster ONT
Posted by: Hate Miser at April 20, 2014 01:33 AM (08jH8) 150
amn, I looked forever and couldn't find the damn cat in that picture! Thanks!
Wait, was that sarcasm?>> Maybe just bad numbers. I can imagine a cat just to the right of the cock in picture #4. Posted by: The Hickster at April 20, 2014 01:35 AM (BJpOW) 151
No one posted any yard birds for Laura W.
We'll just fix that right now: http://youtu.be/HU5zqidlxMQ Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 20, 2014 01:40 AM (0AKks) 152
Harry Reid is utterly despicable. God have mercy on his soul.
Posted by: cm9000 at April 20, 2014 12:37 AM I'm appalled/amazed that Dems have this scumbag crook as their leader in the Sen. Wait, what was I saying? FFS of course Dirty Harry would be their leader... he tells us Bundy can't break the law, but we are supposed to grant amnesty to millions who broke the law by coming here illegally. Posted by: The Farmer at April 20, 2014 01:45 AM (eBupg) 153
Dammit!! Where are the cock pics at?!? All I see are the pics of chickens!
Posted by: I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message. at April 20, 2014 01:45 AM (H8Bf9) 154
So, do any morons in places like NC, GA, TN, VA, KT have experience with large greenhouses?
Having spent the day gardening, I'm quite aware of how many cymbidiums, orchid cactus, decorative gingers, succulents, ferns, dendrobiums, and bird-of-paradise plants I have -- none of which would survive outdoors in relatively free states (although many get some sort of shelter here during the winter). Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 01:46 AM (T1005) 155
I liked the batshit redhead...She's kinda bent. I like that in a woman...
I'm not into chickens, really, unless they're fried or cooked with noodles. Posted by: Warren Bonesteel at April 20, 2014 01:48 AM (q6kaG) 156
Went searching for a funny or sexy chicken dance song.Found this which will make all the cocks happy instead.
http://videolog.tv/user/netosim/videos Posted by: The Hickster at April 20, 2014 01:52 AM (BJpOW) 157
Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 01:46 AM (T1005)
I don't have one but I visit several regularly. Posted by: BignJames at April 20, 2014 02:01 AM (HtUkt) 158
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Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 01:46 AM (T1005) I don't have one but I visit several regularly. Posted by: BignJames at April 20, 2014 02:01 AM (HtUkt) Hide posts from (HtUkt) Where are you at; why do you visit; what do you see? Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 02:02 AM (T1005) 159
I'm in upstate SC.....I usually visit a large rose grower...Roses Unlimited in Laurens SC and sometimes an orchid grower in Newberry.
Posted by: BignJames at April 20, 2014 02:08 AM (HtUkt) 160
Geeze. One of the blogs that I used to frequent had this..
Yes, the 7 million are for the marketplace alone. With those who enrolled directly, the total is about 9-10 million. HQ, please never go full retard. Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 02:13 AM (QeH9j) 161
RWC at April 20, 2014 02:13 AM (QeH9j)
------------ Any mention, per chance, about how many have paid premiums and how many went into Medicaid? Of course not, I denounce myself in advance. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 02:16 AM (ojnk6) 162
HQ, please never go full retard.
Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 02:13 AM (QeH9j)>>Yes it is odd that enrollment has accelerated after the cut off date for enrollment. WTF how stupid do they think we are? Posted by: The Hickster at April 20, 2014 02:18 AM (BJpOW) Posted by: Kindltot at April 20, 2014 02:18 AM (SZM+L) 164
Any mention, per chance, about how many have paid premiums and how many went into Medicaid? Of course not, I denounce myself in advance.
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 02:16 AM (ojnk6) I was posting that question then had to jump through too many hoops just to post so I said screw it. Thing is, they're good people, but dayum if they aren't fully into TFG now. Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 02:20 AM (QeH9j) Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 02:21 AM (ojnk6) Posted by: Country Singer at April 20, 2014 02:21 AM (vn9w4) 167
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I'm in upstate SC.....I usually visit a large rose grower...Roses Unlimited in Laurens SC and sometimes an orchid grower in Newberry. Posted by: BignJames at April 20, 2014 02:08 AM (HtUkt) Hide posts from (HtUkt) So they commercially grow orchids and roses in greenhouses in the Piedmont? Hmmmm....... Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 02:21 AM (T1005) Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 20, 2014 02:22 AM (0AKks) 169
We have wild chickens running around at the rifle range
They are worse on the pistol side cause they'll run behind the targets I've never seen one shot yet but sooner or later POW!!! Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 20, 2014 02:22 AM (ven16) 170
115 Te BH fiancee has declared that we'll be doing a hike tomorrow. Considering how sore we are from the garden cleanup today, I remain skeptical.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 01:05 WTH, fiancée? Did you announce this somewhere I missed? I swear you were together and never gonna get hitched? Posted by: The Farmer at April 20, 2014 02:24 AM (eBupg) 171
Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 02:21 AM (ojnk6
No. It was an off-shoot of Chuckles Johnson regulars that startee their own blog. They were conservative until the magic Negro came to power. And no, i don't apologize for that. Posted by: RWC at April 20, 2014 02:25 AM (QeH9j) 172
RWC at April 20, 2014 02:25 AM (QeH9j)
No apology expected for truth. It would be different if this was not what got him elected/reelected. Sorry to hear it, but I have no knowledge of the blog you speak of. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 02:29 AM (ojnk6) 173
So they commercially grow orchids and roses in greenhouses in the Piedmont? Hmmmm.......
Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 02:21 AM (T1005) Yep www.carterandholmes.com/ www.rosesunlimitedownroot.com/ Posted by: BignJames at April 20, 2014 02:29 AM (HtUkt) 174
I like it when the ONT is a bit messed up and disorientating.
Posted by: Corona at April 20, 2014 01:19 AM And you just remind of these sick nitewalkers! Speaking of which, where has yankeefifth been? We need to have a Vegas MoMee. Posted by: The Farmer at April 20, 2014 02:33 AM (eBupg) 175
My cousin and I once killed a whole chicken barn full of chickens by alternately shooting our BB guns against the metal ends and making the birds run back and forth.
It was great fun to run in and see a giant wedge of chickens against the wall. Ha! Turns out they don't like it and die of heart attacks. Or suffocation. Maybe they all didn't die, but apparently if some large fraction of chickens mysteriously die overnight the remainder are unsaleable. My dad told me if anyone asks I beat your ass. Posted by: RokShox at April 20, 2014 02:47 AM (8MMMw) 176
Gong Show chicken fucking, about 1:20 in... http://tinyurl.com/lp8jlem
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115 Te BH fiancee has declared that we'll be doing a hike tomorrow. Considering how sore we are from the garden cleanup today, I remain skeptical. Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 01:05 WTH, fiancée? Did you announce this somewhere I missed? I swear you were together and never gonna get hitched? Posted by: The Farmer at April 20, 2014 02:24 AM (eBupg) Hide posts from (eBupg) We've been together 25 years now.....and I had thought that "BH" was the highest and best way to reference her in my life....but she was concerned that I might never intend to marry [like I'm going to marry anyone else, or leave her....]. So it's been agreed that she's my fiancée and that we'll wed as soon as we're in a reasonably safe jurisdiction to do so [NOT CA]. This has made her happy, and I'm pleased to make her happy because I love her. It's left me pretty thoroughly bemused, because it illustrates the difference between a call upon the law and a call upon my honor. I've been in the business world since 1983, and any time someone says, "here's your legal obligation", I start looking for outs and limits.....where any time someone invokes my honor, I look to do what's indisputably right. So, though I value the honorable "BH" above the legalistic "fiancée", she prefers the latter. What's a guy to do? Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 02:52 AM (T1005) 178
@175 is.....disturbing....are you new?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 02:54 AM (T1005) 179
RWC - are you really RWC from DL - the man from Pittsburgh?
Posted by: Lewis at April 20, 2014 02:55 AM (r+YX+) 180
I'm The Chicken and I approve of this thread.
Posted by: The Chicken at April 20, 2014 02:56 AM (0UGh+) 181
Three ONT's tonight? The supply of Valu-rite must be exhausted.
Posted by: GMB (et al) at April 20, 2014 02:58 AM (nkPV9) 182
I'm The Chicken and I approve of this thread.
That's the first time I've seen you not complain about cocks. Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 20, 2014 02:59 AM (0AKks) Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 20, 2014 03:00 AM (JS0vr) 184
So, though I value the honorable "BH" above the legalistic "fiancée", she prefers the latter. What's a guy to do?
Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 02:52 AM (T1005) Make her happy, and cherish every smile. Once in a lifetime a man may be fortunate enough to find the one that if he spent every free moment in an effort to see one of her smiles his life will not have been wasted. She is that one, and you are that fortunate. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 20, 2014 03:04 AM (yh0zB) 185
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 20, 2014 03:04 AM (yh0zB)
It's only fortunate if it's mutual. Otherwise it can become torture no matter how kind the one who does not. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 20, 2014 03:06 AM (JS0vr) 186
Hey LauraW
I have 3 hens and 1 cock. You don't want to do this. Chickens are a money loser, and you can't ever love them truly. All they do is eat and generate profuse amounts of crap. And the hens are all moody and sometimes go on strike and don't lay eggs. So, there you go. Posted by: L, elle at April 20, 2014 03:07 AM (44uUf) Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 20, 2014 03:08 AM (JS0vr) 188
Ah, it's one of THOSE types of ONT's.
Quiet, restful and peaceful. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 20, 2014 03:09 AM (JS0vr) 189
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It's one of three, so...they're kinda diluted. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 03:11 AM (ojnk6) Posted by: GMB (et al) at April 20, 2014 03:12 AM (nkPV9) 191
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So, though I value the honorable "BH" above the legalistic "fiancée", she prefers the latter. What's a guy to do? Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 02:52 AM (T1005) Make her happy, and cherish every smile. Once in a lifetime a man may be fortunate enough to find the one that if he spent every free moment in an effort to see one of her smiles his life will not have been wasted. She is that one, and you are that fortunate. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 20, 2014 03:04 AM (yh0zB) Hide posts from (yh0zB) We're not married because I despise the government that would marry us, not that I'd cuddle-up and partner with her any less. She is my Better Half, and we interact with people as a couple. Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 03:14 AM (T1005) 192
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Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 20, 2014 03:04 AM (yh0zB) It's only fortunate if it's mutual. Otherwise it can become torture no matter how kind the one who does not. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 20, 2014 03:06 AM (JS0vr) Hide posts from (JS0vr) One year, I took the time to run our taxes together both with and without being married. We would have paid an additional $4,000 had we been married.....which, coincidentally, was the cost of our vacation in Fiji that year. That year, the BH agreed that the vacay was more important than a piece of paper. Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 03:20 AM (T1005) 193
What, no raucous accordion rendition of the Chicken Dance? I tapped them chicken pictures at least 30 times and nothing. Stupid browser.
Posted by: Cryptocon at April 20, 2014 03:24 AM (cgWjy) 194
I'm not sleepy, but I'm so sore and stiff and tired that I'm going to go to bed just so I won't have to move.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 03:27 AM (T1005) Posted by: BignJames at April 20, 2014 03:37 AM (HtUkt) 196
We're not married because I despise the government
that would marry us, not that I'd cuddle-up and partner with her any less. She is my Better Half, and we interact with people as a couple. Posted by: cthulhu at April 20, 2014 03:14 AM (T1005) I didn't say "marry her immediately", I said "make her happy", and indeed this is what you are doing, by the mere use of one word over another. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 20, 2014 03:38 AM (yh0zB) 197
#144
Growing up in Thousand Oaks, the local version of a county fair, although not the Ventura County Fair, was called Conejo Valley Days. This commenced with a parade down Thousand Oaks Blvd. and a carnival, usually on a space off Janss Road near the 23 Freeway. I rarely got involved in the festivities but if asked I would tell people "I'd rather CVD than have VD!" I recently tried to watch 'The Canyons,' Paul Schrader's attempt at a comeback that is best known for Lindsay Lohan getting nekkid and looking a good decade older than her actual age. The notable thing for me is when two characters are discussing a third and one of them notes that his grandparents own a major portion of Thousand Oaks. This made me look up who wrote the screenplay, which IMDB says was Bret Easton Ellis. I had always thought of him as an East Coast guy but it seems he grew up in Sherman Oaks. Even so, it was surprising to hear a reference to the Janss family. Posted by: Epobirs at April 20, 2014 04:48 AM (Icq+V) 198
so
being bored and can't sleep...i'm trying the rumored can salt tenderize cheap meat I bought a 1" thick London broil, cut it in half, covered one half in kosher salt, the other with none will it work and why is my cat freaking out? Posted by: navycopjoe at April 20, 2014 05:05 AM (krmE0) 199
The porta potty at 5th and Main has now reopened. The City of Hampton Roads regrets the unfortunate overflowing incident that occurred earlier.
Posted by: Reverse 911 at April 20, 2014 05:07 AM (nkPV9) 200
One day cock of the walk, next day fodder for an ONT.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2014 05:08 AM (cHZB7) Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2014 05:09 AM (cHZB7) 202
"will it work and why is my cat freaking out?"
Did you threaten to take your cat on a walk down Waveland? Posted by: Reverse 911 at April 20, 2014 05:11 AM (nkPV9) 203
Seeing Blanco Basura posting above reminded me: On the local CBS new tonight there was a woman identified as Katie Basura. What an awful name to have in LA.
Posted by: Epobirs at April 20, 2014 05:13 AM (Icq+V) 204
201 if I could train it to like them I would
202 both of them are boys so yeah, waveland at night would scare them Posted by: navycopjoe at April 20, 2014 05:14 AM (krmE0) 205
If you are trying just to freak someone out even worse tha a walk down Waveland. Go hang out at the Water Market about this time of morning.
I think all the refugees from the greens went there. Posted by: GMB (et al) at April 20, 2014 05:17 AM (nkPV9) Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2014 05:19 AM (cHZB7) 207
You gotta wonder who was the student and who was the master --
Rahm's Chicago crime stats are mostly fiction: http://www.chicagomag.com/Chicago-Magazine/May-2014/Chicago-crime-rates/ Posted by: GnuBreed at April 20, 2014 05:20 AM (cHZB7) 208
#207
Sounds a bit like what is happening with the Census Bureau to obscure the facts of Obamacare enrollment. How soon until we have a Federal agency in charge of keeping history books 'up to date?' Posted by: Epobirs at April 20, 2014 05:35 AM (Icq+V) 209
Austrian Army to scrap it's transports. Some now, some later. Will issue "travel cards"
Coming to a bus route near you, KRIEG!!!!! http://kaernten.orf.at/news/stories/2642462/ In German but bing translator does a descent job. Posted by: GMB (et al) at April 20, 2014 05:48 AM (nkPV9) 210
okay
steaks are in the grill Posted by: navycopjoe at April 20, 2014 05:50 AM (krmE0) Posted by: GMB (et al) at April 20, 2014 05:55 AM (nkPV9) 212
A day like today I have to wonder if my depression is solely illness or just the effect of unfiltered reality on my fragile mind.
Posted by: Epobirs at April 20, 2014 05:58 AM (Icq+V) 213
I don't think anyone could offer a valid opinion without knowing what specifically is causing the depression. Even just "general depression" is made up of many small causes that add up to a larger depression.
Posted by: GMB (et al) at April 20, 2014 06:05 AM (nkPV9) 214
burp
okay it works kinda but there is a salty taste....it absorbs all the way through the steak I think i'll cut the time done by a third and use a tenderizing mallet next time Posted by: navycopjoe at April 20, 2014 06:15 AM (krmE0) 215
Happy Easter!
Posted by: RobM1981 at April 20, 2014 06:15 AM (zurJC) 216
and to bed I go
T is softer and smells much better than you guys Posted by: navycopjoe at April 20, 2014 06:16 AM (krmE0) 217
Dragon is about 30m from the ISS and is waiting for the go for final approach. On NASA TV.
Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2014 06:28 AM (sdi6R) 218
Any mention, per chance, about how many have paid
premiums and how many went into Medicaid? Of course not, I denounce myself in advance. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 20, 2014 02:16 AM Before any numbers come out on premium paying/non premium paying, the insurance carriers are going to have a problem with people not paying a premium (of any amount even with a subsidy) who are unable to find a physcian who will take them as a patient coupled with enormous co-pays and deductibles with crap Obamacare exchange policies who stop paying anything in premiums. They are already figuring out that if they have direct draft for premiums to just change banks or go without an account. Next they will try to get someone else to collect (employers, UI, IRS, etc) for the Obama insurance carriers. Then they will call them premium deadbeats. Posted by: Lester at April 20, 2014 06:35 AM (2UPXV) 219
Seven Stanzas at Easter
Make no mistake: if He rose at all it was as His body; if the cells’ dissolution did not reverse, the molecules reknit, the amino acids rekindle, the Church will fall. It was not as the flowers, each soft Spring recurrent; it was not as His Spirit in the mouths and fuddled eyes of the eleven apostles; it was as His Flesh: ours. The same hinged thumbs and toes, the same valved heart that — pierced — died, withered, paused, and then regathered out of enduring Might new strength to enclose. Let us not mock God with metaphor, analogy, sidestepping transcendence; making of the event a parable, a sign painted in the faded credulity of earlier ages: let us walk through the door. The stone is rolled back, not papier-mache, not a stone in a story, but the vast rock of materiality that in the slow grinding of time will eclipse for each of us the wide light of day. And if we will have an angel at the tomb, make it a real angel, weighty with Max Planck’s quanta, vivid with hair, opaque in the dawn light, robed in real linen spun on a definite loom. Let us not seek to make it less monstrous, for our own convenience, our own sense of beauty, lest, awakened in one unthinkable hour, we are embarrassed by the miracle, and crushed by remonstrance. John Updike. Happy Easter. Pray for those clergy and lay people who serve in denominations where their Presiding Bishop or Bishop or head of their denomination suggests that the resurrection of Jesus Christ was not a bodily resurrection, and yet the faithful continue to stand on the historical faith-that which Christ proclaimed and which the apostles died for that Jesus rose from the dead-literally. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 20, 2014 06:41 AM (XyM/Y) Posted by: GMB (et al) at April 20, 2014 06:42 AM (nkPV9) 221
And a lovely orbital sunrise. Dragon is slowly approaching to 10 meters.
Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2014 06:45 AM (sdi6R) 222
"I am curious though as to why everyone must move to the top thread. What does it matter, if the conversation is good where you were?"
So you decided to perform a little experiment in social engineering to satisfy your curiosity? It's a half hour before sunrise, my poor brain dictates I am unavoidably awake, so I come looking for Teh Horde. Where do I look? The latest open thread. But where do I look this fine Western Christian Easter morning, henh? Which of the proliferation of threads holds which victims of this divisive manipulation? "Will never do this to you again." And she swore it on a stack of Dreams from my Father, so you can believe her. Posted by: mindful webworker with pastel dyes at April 20, 2014 06:47 AM (izPgb) 223
Good moroning and a happy Easter all you mornings and ettes
Beautiful morning here in NH clear blue skies and a balmy 15 deg. Looks like I will have to get the gas bottle filled for the greenhouse, was hoping to make it but it's not gonna happen Have a nice day Posted by: NativeNH at April 20, 2014 06:59 AM (279Gq) 224
>>> I am curious though as to why everyone must move to the top thread. What does it matter, if the conversation is good where you were?
We just always flock up there. Posted by: fluffy at April 20, 2014 07:02 AM (Ua6T/) 225
"...if the cells’ dissolution did not reverse, the molecules reknit, the amino acids rekindle, the Church will fall."
I'm glad for those who find comfort in this. The question of the form of the risen Christ has certainly been a master of debate — and sectarian schism — since he first told Mary not to touch him but allegedly let Tom poke fingers in the holes. Never found it necessary to faith myself to believe in the reanimation of his battered corpse. I had a JW explain to me once that all 144,000 of the Saved (yes he believed that's all) would be reconstituted from their original molecules, down to the utmost subatomic particle. I asked, you know, what about some part of a past mortal's dust in a present mortal's body? Oh, God keeps track of it all so it can be sorted out on Judgement Day. Right. Seems like an awful lot of tedious heavenly inventorying of matter for a Deity who can build universes from scratch. He has prepared a place for us, he said. Many mansions. Additional technical details may be intellectually intriguing, but that promise is the part that matters. I hope this didn't come across as arguing. Blessed Easter FenelonSpeaks! He is risen! Posted by: mindful webworker with pastel eyes at April 20, 2014 07:06 AM (ndxIr) 226
The arm is moving in for grappling.
Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2014 07:11 AM (sdi6R) 227
Blessed Resurrection Sunday, fellow travelers.
Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 20, 2014 07:13 AM (4Chvm) 228
224 >>> I am curious though as to why everyone must move to the top thread. What does it matter, if the conversation is good where you were?
Who wants to be left to clean up the mess? Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 20, 2014 07:15 AM (4Chvm) 229
We're not married because I despise the government that would marry us, not that I'd cuddle-up and partner with her any less. She is my Better Half, and we interact with people as a couple.
I'm looking for the day when the church, for various reasons, does secret marriages. Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 20, 2014 07:21 AM (4Chvm) 230
Dragon successfully captured. There were a couple of glitches during the approach, but they worked through them.
Coverage will resume at 9:30 am EDT for the berthing. Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2014 07:21 AM (sdi6R) 231
Early morning thread is up!
Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 20, 2014 07:23 AM (4Chvm) 232
"There were a couple of glitches during the approach, but they worked through them."
Well, it's not like it's rocket science or anything. Posted by: mindful webworker hard bouled at April 20, 2014 07:24 AM (Jh9QN) 233
Off to the morning thread. Don't want to get crushed by the stampede. I guess that's why we're called the Horde.
Posted by: rickl at April 20, 2014 07:26 AM (sdi6R) 234
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>>> I am curious though as to why everyone must move to the top thread. What does it matter, if the conversation is good where you were? We just always flock up there. Cool kids' table. Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 20, 2014 09:31 AM (XO6WW) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0306 seconds. |
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