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If Ben K. And CAC Had A Baby, It Would Look A Lot Like This Video

We all know Ben has an unhealthy obsession with Russian dash-cam videos and CAC loves him some space stuff.

Well, here's a Russian dash-cam video of a meteor exploding.

Now try and get the image of Ben and CAC having a baby out of your mind. I bet you can't.

You're welcome.

Posted by: DrewM. at 04:39 PM




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1 Time for another X Files episode.

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2014 04:43 PM (Ua6T/)

2 Tunguska!

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2014 04:44 PM (Ua6T/)

3 Has this been posted yet? Jersey Boys trailer?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEGPOa9gAzw

The film to be directed by Clint Eastwood.

Posted by: .87c at April 19, 2014 04:45 PM (qZPXs)

4
Unholy spawn from Ben and CAC?

Yeah, let's tempt powers beyond our reckoning to "ope wide the Gates of Hell"...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at April 19, 2014 04:48 PM (HsTG8)

5 OT, but we all want to know... how did Wi Tu Lo get a job as a ferry Captain so soon?

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 19, 2014 04:50 PM (qIFL7)

6 We like the dash cam videos, too.

Posted by: LA Sheriffs Big-Brother-Like Eye in the Sky at April 19, 2014 04:52 PM (Dwehj)

7 Kinda quiet today. Did somebody summon the others?

Posted by: TiminAL at April 19, 2014 04:55 PM (A9c4d)

8 Posted by: LA Sheriffs Big-Brother-Like Eye in the Sky at April 19, 2014 04:52 PM (Dwehj)


Just in case

Posted by: Hrothgar Driving with a GoPro headcam at April 19, 2014 04:57 PM (o3MSL)

9 OK - I did my part. Y'all can chime in anytime now.

Posted by: TiminAL at April 19, 2014 04:58 PM (A9c4d)

10 Another Russian dash cam video. Otherwise know as "insurance".


But be advised, things are about to get dicey with the Russians. Word is we are supplying the Ukrainians with advanced anti-tank weapons. Story at Fox.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2014 04:59 PM (T2V/1)

11 LOL

Posted by: Y-not at April 19, 2014 05:00 PM (zDsvJ)

12 But be advised, things are about to get dicey with the Russians. Word is we are supplying the Ukrainians with advanced anti-tank weapons. Story at Fox.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2014 04:59 PM (T2V/1)

So who's on the ground training the Ukrainians, but with Hagel and Barky in command, what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Hrothgar Driving with a GoPro headcam at April 19, 2014 05:01 PM (o3MSL)

13 Yep, it's a meteor, and a pretty cool one at that, IMHO.

Posted by: GilaGuy who lurks at April 19, 2014 05:02 PM (b96D1)

14 Word is we are supplying the Ukrainians with advanced anti-tank weapons. Story at Fox.


Hmmmm.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 19, 2014 05:04 PM (N0lXV)

15 Ben and CAC having a baby

Everybody throwing up at the same time is NOT what Party Unity means.

Posted by: DaveA at April 19, 2014 05:06 PM (DL2i+)

16 And a thousand+ parents get audited because of their kids:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/ko5vya7

From Drudge and the Mail Online, another local news story reported on by the overseas media.

Posted by: Hrothgar Driving with a GoPro headcam at April 19, 2014 05:07 PM (o3MSL)

17 I would think that Mrs. CAC would have a few words to say about that.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 19, 2014 05:09 PM (JS0vr)

18 15 Ben and CAC having a baby

With a dose of uncle DrewM's despise of the Republican Party. Awesome baby

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2014 05:10 PM (HVff2)

19 "And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,

Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 19, 2014 05:10 PM (JS0vr)

20 Ben and C.A.C. sitting in a tree.

K I S S I N G

First comes love then comes marriage

here's come a mini CAC in a baby carriage.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 19, 2014 05:12 PM (JS0vr)

21 Ben and CAC having a baby


They would have to adopt. Unless I am behind in my reading, there's no such thing as a butt-baby. Although in the interests of gender fairness, science should probably prioritize that.

Posted by: Peaches at April 19, 2014 05:13 PM (8lmkt)

22 Posted by: Peaches at April 19, 2014 05:13 PM (8lmkt)

**snort, snort**

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2014 05:15 PM (HVff2)

23 Mrs. CAC is CAC's shining star.

Posted by: Vendette at April 19, 2014 05:15 PM (7yt0b)

24
But be advised, things are about to get dicey with the Russians. Word is
we are supplying the Ukrainians with advanced anti-tank weapons. Story
at Fox.



Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2014 04:59 PM (T2V/1)

Story I see at Fox is that we are supplying the Syrian rebels with advanced anti-tank weapons.

Posted by: Jon (not the troll) at April 19, 2014 05:16 PM (DPMu1)

25 Story I see at Fox is that we are supplying the Syrian rebels with advanced anti-tank weapons.


Posted by: Jon (not the troll) at April 19, 2014 05:16 PM (DPMu1)

Damn, read it wrong or they changed it. So we are giving Al Qaeda advanced anti-tank weapons. Wonder what Israel thinks about that.

This administration has got to be out to destroy the US. We have NO dog in that fight in Syria.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2014 05:20 PM (T2V/1)

26 Why is anyone surprised that the Occupant is doing his level best to screw anything he can up?

That we haven't yet gotten into a war has been the most surprising thing about his regime.

Of course there's still time.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 19, 2014 05:22 PM (JS0vr)

27 We are so releasing $450 million of previously frozen assets to Iran because they've been such swell guys lately.

http://tinyurl.com/kfawpfd

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 19, 2014 05:23 PM (Mogjf)

28 >>> That we haven't yet gotten into a war has been the most surprising thing about his regime.

Did you forget about me?

Oh that's right. It wasn't a "war". It was a "kinetic military action" in support of "freedom fighters" that went on to invade your embassy and kill your Ambassador.

Got it.

Posted by: Zombie Gaddafi at April 19, 2014 05:27 PM (j0wOO)

29 We have NO dog in that fight in Syria.


Those are good boys over there. I met them. Fine bunch. Not a lick of jihad in the lot.

Posted by: John McCain, Naval Crash Specialist at April 19, 2014 05:28 PM (N0lXV)

30 I just found this ugly baby out in the street but it has the cutest 999 tattoo on the back of its head.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2014 05:29 PM (hn5v5)

31 Multiple choice:

The environwackos

A) do not blame the Everest avalanche on global warming.

B) do blame the Everest avalanche on global warming.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 19, 2014 05:29 PM (Mogjf)

32 Did you forget about me?

No, haven't gotten those images of those rebels ramming that stick up your ass out of my head yet.

I'm jealous.

Posted by: IHairy Reid at April 19, 2014 05:30 PM (N0lXV)

33 Multiple choice:

C) Both

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2014 05:31 PM (Ua6T/)

34 The environwackos

A) do not blame the Everest avalanche on global warming.

B) do blame the Everest avalanche on global warming.




Shit. Okay. Ummmmm.

B. I'll say B. Everything has to be blamed on Global Warming.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 19, 2014 05:33 PM (N0lXV)

35 OMG - Spacex is saying the first stage booster from yesterday's CRS-3 launch "re-landed" on the surface of the Atlantic as planned, and kept transmitting data until it fell over... probably out of fuel.

Rockets are supposed to LAND! Willy Ley knew that 60 years ago!


Posted by: Ray Van Dune at April 19, 2014 05:33 PM (qIFL7)

36 The environwackos

A) do not blame the Everest avalanche on global warming.

B) do blame the Everest avalanche on global warming.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 19, 2014 05:29 PM (Mogjf)


(C) Blame it on global climate change!

Posted by: Vendette at April 19, 2014 05:34 PM (7yt0b)

37 We all know Ben has an unhealthy obsession with "Russian dash-cam videos"


I've never heard of Russian burlesque dancers being described that way, but I like it.

Posted by: CAC at April 19, 2014 05:34 PM (u1K2s)

38
You notice this always happens in Russia or Canada? God must hate trees.

Posted by: Chief Pug at April 19, 2014 05:38 PM (8c12T)

39 travel thread up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 19, 2014 05:38 PM (DmNpO)

40
If Ben and CAC have a baby, which one is the Mommy and which one is the Daddy?

Posted by: Chief Pug at April 19, 2014 05:39 PM (8c12T)

41 You notice this always happens in Russia or Canada? God must hate trees.

Posted by: Chief Pug at April 19, 2014 05:38 PM (8c12T)


There are a good amount of trees in my part of Canuckistan (at the 53.5 parallel). Go about 5 hours north by car and yeah, the tree issue is a problem.

Posted by: Vendette at April 19, 2014 05:40 PM (7yt0b)

42 "You notice this always happens in Russia or Canada? God must hate trees."

Exactly what I was thinking. Meteors seem to have a hard-on for the far northern Hemisphere.

Global Warming?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 19, 2014 05:44 PM (N0lXV)

43 Love means never having to say, "I've got a green card."

Posted by: Jeb Bush at April 19, 2014 05:45 PM (Mogjf)

44 The Crosman .177 American Classic is finally now in my hands. 70 bucks at Gander Mtn. I've fired it once, seems fine, got to go eat some brisket, then it's back to the farm to break it in.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 19, 2014 05:49 PM (ZshNr)

45 Meteors seem to have a hard-on for the far northern Hemisphere.

Let's call CAC a meatball and see if he'll splain it.

Posted by: DaveA at April 19, 2014 05:52 PM (DL2i+)

46 old

Posted by: TallDave at April 19, 2014 10:37 PM (lNW+B)

47 What is it with Russia and meteors?

Posted by: Corona at April 20, 2014 01:11 AM (fh2Y7)

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