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Get shady
Posted by: sean payton at January 04, 2014 04:31 PM (WCnJW) 4
I hope NBC's broadcast improves because the screen looks fuzzy.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 04:32 PM (DmNpO) 5
Since the game hasn't started yet, could someone tell me what a Towson is? Plant, animal, or mineral?
Posted by: olddog in mo at January 04, 2014 04:32 PM (EKOIc) 6
Go Blue and Geaux Saints!
Posted by: brevity at January 04, 2014 04:33 PM (8xlhb) 7
A tiger with a lion mane
Posted by: redenzo at January 04, 2014 04:34 PM (WCnJW) Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2014 04:34 PM (pJF+c) 9
4 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 04:32 PM (DmNpO)
That's Mork Collinsowrth's dandruff Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:34 PM (TE35l) 10
Sorry thats one fine ass
Posted by: redenzo at January 04, 2014 04:35 PM (WCnJW) 11
WHAT AN ASS!
Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 04:35 PM (QupBk) Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 04, 2014 04:35 PM (oFCZn) Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:35 PM (TE35l) 14
"We must, we must, we must...
We must increase our elbows" Posted by: Judy Blume at January 04, 2014 04:36 PM (+Kxc1) Posted by: SARDiver at January 04, 2014 04:36 PM (LgxPj) 16
Well I haven't seen Bob Costas yet so that's a plus
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 04, 2014 04:36 PM (WdbF7) 17
Never place your head within clamping range of those thighs or you will suffer the indignity of hearing loss and tongue swelling. Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2014 04:36 PM (pJF+c) 18
8 Doctor Fish at January 04, 2014 04:34 PM (pJF+c)
I think the memo is out for Polar Vortices to be the explanation for why it is a 20 year cold snap Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:36 PM (TE35l) 19
Eagles sold out in 5 minutes
Posted by: redenzo at January 04, 2014 04:36 PM (WCnJW) 20
A major battle of local sports collectives, with national implications, as millionaire professional athletes battle for supremacy in huge subsidized arenas.
Capitalism!! Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at January 04, 2014 04:36 PM (RFeQD) Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:37 PM (TE35l) Posted by: EC at January 04, 2014 04:37 PM (doBIb) 23
Polar Vortices to be the explanation for why it is a 20 year cold snap Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:36 PM (TE35l) Thanks Sven, I'm going with that! Posted by: Bob Costas at January 04, 2014 04:38 PM (pJF+c) 24
You know with a shopping bag or two, that Bengal would quite hittable.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 04:38 PM (+Kxc1) 25
That reminds me of the 80s skin mag high ends
Posted by: redenzo at January 04, 2014 04:38 PM (WCnJW) 26
That designer loincloth is, - stimulating.
Posted by: Fritz at January 04, 2014 04:39 PM (TKFmG) Posted by: chemjeff at January 04, 2014 04:39 PM (5p18q) 28
You can't tell a thing about that second one's elbows, but I bet they're like icepicks.
Posted by: Andy at January 04, 2014 04:39 PM (vGQV1) 29
23 Bob Costas at January 04, 2014 04:38 PM (pJF+c)
No prob Bob.... hey you need a thimble or something? it'll double your height.... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:39 PM (TE35l) Posted by: George Takei at January 04, 2014 04:39 PM (Ua6T/) Posted by: Clay Aiken at January 04, 2014 04:40 PM (pJF+c) 32
26 Fritz at January 04, 2014 04:39 PM (TKFmG)
Yeah I loathe the team but the Bungles have some hot BenGALs as they say.... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:40 PM (TE35l) 33
You know, cheerleaders promote sexism
Posted by: bob costas at January 04, 2014 04:40 PM (WCnJW) 34
Hmm . . . maybe a barbecued pork loin tonight . . .
. . . Or maybe a butt roast? Decisions, decisions . . . Posted by: filbert at January 04, 2014 04:41 PM (roTS7) 35
Here is who might possibly have been the hottest cheerleader ever. She cheered for Miami for six years and now, apparently, models NFL "jerseys".
http://t.co/hJZJa0Sang I really wanted to post that Ravens jersey last week but thought Ace might revoke my guest account. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 04:41 PM (DmNpO) Posted by: Sir Edmund Hillary Rodham Clinton at January 04, 2014 04:41 PM (pJF+c) 37
33 bob costas at January 04, 2014 04:40 PM (WCnJW)
I saw Bob kissing Kwis Kwues under the missile toes.... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:42 PM (TE35l) 38
All hail the boobeh... oh wait this a football thread? Well could have fooled me...
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 04, 2014 04:42 PM (J96yq) 39
speaking of tight ends...
true story: I was listening to a Husker game on the radio, and a Husker TE made a spectacular touchdown run, and the radio announcer blurted out "I just love tight ends, don't you?" There was then approximately 30 seconds of radio silence as you just know the rest of the crew muted their mics to crack up at the double entendre Posted by: chemjeff at January 04, 2014 04:42 PM (5p18q) 40
>>>You know, cheerleaders promote sexism
Posted by: bob costas at January 04, 2014 04:40 PM (WCnJW)<<<No Bob. They're called boners. Posted by: Fritz at January 04, 2014 04:42 PM (TKFmG) 41
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Love the first pic. I wonder how high the quarter would bounce? I especially like the Dimples of Venus peeping out over her waistband. Dimples of Venus are the new elbows. Posted by: pep at January 04, 2014 04:43 PM (6TB1Z) Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 04:43 PM (+Kxc1) 43
"I read that Proctor & Gamble bought up the remaining Cincy tickets and Meijer picked up the rest of the Colt tickets so the fans wouldn't face a local broadcast blackout. They are donating them to military personnel and families. Good on them."
Back when the Lions sucked and they didn't sellout (now they just suck, and I say that as a lifelong Lions fan) it was common practice for local businesses to buy up the remaining tickets. I expected this to happen, personally. Posted by: NotCoach at January 04, 2014 04:43 PM (NJNBv) 44
38 Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 04, 2014 04:42 PM (J96yq)
Well speaking of Boobs someone do me a solid and let me know what Costas DOES bray on about Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:43 PM (TE35l) 45
Pimple on that sow's ass.............I'll be that!
Posted by: Adam at January 04, 2014 04:44 PM (+uQsZ) 46
The pose in the top photo implies that she is flasing someone. Imagine.
Posted by: redenzo at January 04, 2014 04:44 PM (WCnJW) 47
Another disappointing year and I wasn't allowed to play. Tried out with the Jets as a linebacker, and was complimented for good speed, great lateral moves, but weak hands. I resent that, and will be back next year for another go at kicking some ass. Posted by: Serena Williams at January 04, 2014 04:44 PM (pJF+c) 48
KC is just pwning the Colts defense here
Posted by: chemjeff at January 04, 2014 04:45 PM (5p18q) 49
47 Serena Williams at January 04, 2014 04:44 PM (pJF+c)
rip out another Slavic spine Serena...loved you in the movie last year.... "Alien vs Venus and Serena" no matter who wins mankind loses.... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:46 PM (TE35l) 50
Another disappointing year and I wasn't allowed to play. Tried out with the Jets as a linebacker, and was complimented for good speed, great lateral moves, but weak hands. I resent that, and will be back next year for another go at kicking some ass.
*** You joke but I bet she could cut it. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 04:46 PM (DmNpO) 51
Stephania Bell @Stephania_ESPN 1m
Chiefs RB Jamaal Charles heading to locker room for what (presumably) will be further concussion evaluation. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 04:47 PM (DmNpO) Posted by: Kwis Kwule at January 04, 2014 04:47 PM (5p18q) 53
You joke but I bet she could cut it. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 04:46 PM (DmNpO) I saw she and her sister and legal team leaving the Palm Beach County Courthouse about two years ago, and both sisters could balance a martini on each cheek. A lot of ass on both those girls. Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2014 04:47 PM (pJF+c) 54
According to Business Journal, Procter et Gamble and Kroger co-operated to buy up the tickets for veterans. P and G got them in the name of their trademarks, so some Marine is going to have sit in the Cover Girl seats.
Way to go Barney. They have a sprint car, too. No, not "Sprint Cup." A man's race car, like Sarah Fisher drove. Posted by: Stringer Davis at January 04, 2014 04:48 PM (xq1UY) 55
NDH yeah and the Chiefs score a TD without Jamaal Charles for half of the drive
Posted by: chemjeff at January 04, 2014 04:48 PM (5p18q) 56
50 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 04:46 PM (DmNpO)
At most she'd be a pass catching Fullback.... "no joke"... "Want some Candy?" http://youtu.be/ygJSyQ4XscA Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:48 PM (TE35l) 57
Stephania Bell ž@Stephania_ESPN 1m
Chiefs RB Jamaal Charles heading to locker room for what (presumably) will be further concussion evaluation. In a playoff game? Pussy. Posted by: Every Hockey Player, Ever (Except Cindy Crosby) at January 04, 2014 04:48 PM (+Kxc1) Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 04:49 PM (5p18q) 59
The shadow on the girl's leg is the best part. Stare hard enough and you might see her pooter
Posted by: The Dude at January 04, 2014 04:49 PM (vJdyz) 60
I saw she and her sister and legal team leaving the Palm Beach County Courthouse about two years ago, and both sisters could balance a martini on each cheek. A lot of ass on both those girls.
At a certain point, even I think you have enough ass. Posted by: Sir Mixalot at January 04, 2014 04:50 PM (+Kxc1) 61
P and G got them in the name of their trademarks, so some Marine is going to have sit in the Cover Girl seats.
Fits with SCOAMF's new faaaaaabulous armed forces, anyway. Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 04, 2014 04:50 PM (hO8IJ) 62
57 Every Hockey Player, Ever (Except Cindy Crosby) at January 04, 2014 04:48 PM (+Kxc1)
http://youtu.be/ZOjyR1mmKBU Harry Carson he was tough enough for me... of course I grew up watching Ronnie Lott, and Dave Duerson Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:50 PM (TE35l) 63
Cincy , reverse elbows, nice, very nice!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2014 04:51 PM (HVff2) 64
Posted by: Every Hockey Player, Ever (Except Cindy Crosby) at January 04, 2014 04:48 PM (+Kxc1)
I saw what you did there. Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 04:51 PM (bp6gJ) 65
oh man, did you all also see that very lame Star Trek ad?
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 04:52 PM (5p18q) 66
P&G offered me a job when I was walking by the cafeteria "Senior Job Fair" at Xavier. Alas, I was but a frosh.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2014 04:53 PM (ZshNr) 67
Man that Philly game is gonna be cold. 1 cheerleader 2 cheerleader menage a trois. I think that's how that old saying went. or not. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 04:53 PM (MaP11) 68
Oh, and the first time I lived in Indy (the Harbaugh Years), you could get Colts tickets free with your groceries.
Challenger the bald eagle flew during the national anthem. That sort of makes me wish I'd gone to the game. Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 04, 2014 04:53 PM (hO8IJ) 69
I see the 1st cheerleader is performing the flying elbow cheer not seen since the '50s.
Oh, stadium sales account for 20% of a teams revenues. Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 04:54 PM (P1WNR) 70
Haven't liked the Bucs since Alstott retired but they're building a nice coaching staff with Lovie, Fraiser and Telford
Posted by: The Dude at January 04, 2014 04:54 PM (vJdyz) 71
59 The shadow on the girl's leg is the best part. Stare hard enough and you might see her pooter
Posted by: The Dude at January 04, 2014 04:49 PM (vJdyz) Tablet, notebook, desk top? What poorer do you speaketh of? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2014 04:54 PM (HVff2) 72
hmm, so neither team seems to have much of a defense today
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 04:55 PM (5p18q) Posted by: John F'n Kerry at January 04, 2014 04:55 PM (pJF+c) 74
Perhaps should go back a couple ONTs to where the Dude had posted that video. You know the one in which a woman in tails, nylons, black pumps, and a bow tie jiggled her aft moons in time with Bach.
Or not. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 04, 2014 04:55 PM (J96yq) 75
Oh, and the first time I lived in Indy (the Harbaugh Years), you could get Colts tickets free with your groceries.
Carry your bags to the car, Miss? Posted by: Jim Mora at January 04, 2014 04:55 PM (Ua6T/) 76
When did the league delete the penalty for grabbing the facemask?
Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 04, 2014 04:56 PM (hO8IJ) 77
Well speaking of Boobs someone do me a solid and let me know what Costas DOES bray on about
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 04:43 PM (TE35l) I think the topic is inappropriate boners or something like that. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 04, 2014 04:56 PM (oFCZn) 78
When Kris Kluwe speaks about gay marriage, I get an inappropriate boner.
Posted by: Bob Costas at January 04, 2014 04:57 PM (5p18q) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 04:58 PM (MaP11) 80
That chin *is* very pointy.
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 04:58 PM (5p18q) Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 04:59 PM (P1WNR) 82
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 04:58 PM (MaP11)
Makes for a great target. It's only true love when she lets you cum in her face, don't cha know Posted by: The Dude at January 04, 2014 04:59 PM (vJdyz) Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 04, 2014 04:59 PM (hO8IJ) Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 05:00 PM (0FSuD) 85
No Vincent Hanna socks yet? Shame. This place is going to the dogs.
And Geaux Saints, even though I won't be watching and really don't care. My friends and neighbors do though, and they are all crabby and shit when the Saints do bad. Posted by: GnuBreed at January 04, 2014 05:00 PM (cHZB7) Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 05:00 PM (+Kxc1) 87
Impressive opening drives for both teams.
Posted by: brevity at January 04, 2014 05:00 PM (8xlhb) Posted by: pep at January 04, 2014 05:01 PM (6TB1Z) 89
88 @82
WTH is wrong with you? Posted by: pep at January 04, 2014 05:01 PM (6TB1Z) If you figure it out, please tell me Posted by: The Dude at January 04, 2014 05:02 PM (vJdyz) 90
Nutting to see here...
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2014 05:04 PM (ZshNr) Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2014 05:04 PM (pJF+c) Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:05 PM (TE35l) Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 05:05 PM (P1WNR) Posted by: ZZ Top at January 04, 2014 05:05 PM (+Kxc1) Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2014 05:06 PM (pJF+c) Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 05:06 PM (5p18q) Posted by: Jim Mora at January 04, 2014 05:06 PM (Ua6T/) Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 04, 2014 05:06 PM (l7DqC) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 05:06 PM (MaP11) 100
Might be time to switch to Goldschlager already.
Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 04, 2014 05:06 PM (hO8IJ) Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2014 05:08 PM (pJF+c) 102
The Chiefs could have used Charles there.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 05:08 PM (P1WNR) 103
Strange, GF just smacked me when I said her ass looked like that.
Posted by: Gmac-Pondering the coming implosion, and hoping its 404care at January 04, 2014 05:09 PM (IanLz) 104
That top photo....yum.
Posted by: BuckIV at January 04, 2014 05:09 PM (CLfqv) 105
you have 5 Towson your foot.
Posted by: seamrog at January 04, 2014 05:09 PM (WlmVo) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 05:09 PM (MaP11) 107
yeah that kinda sucked. they couldn't punch it in from the 2 yrd line.
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 05:09 PM (5p18q) 108
You have to have 2 quality running backs in today's NFL.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 05:10 PM (P1WNR) 109
GF just smacked me when I said her ass looked like that.
You are familiar with our bylaws, are you not? Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 05:11 PM (+Kxc1) Posted by: Johnny Manziel at January 04, 2014 05:11 PM (pJF+c) 111
WTH? The temp has dropped 20 deg since 8am this morning, sun or no sun. That ain't right.
Posted by: Fritz at January 04, 2014 05:12 PM (TKFmG) Posted by: Anderson Cooper at January 04, 2014 05:14 PM (pJF+c) 113
In news of future a la carte, over the top, media delivery -- today's UFC Fight Night was broadcast not on cable TV but on UFC's Fight Pass digital network.
This was the debut of Fight Pass, basically Hulu for UFC. Next week WWE is expected to announce a similar digital network (not sure why everybody is calling these "digital networks", kinda stupid but that's the term they keep using). UFC is running one event a month like this. It's for their lesser events in Europe and Asia so they can air in local primetime. This one was held at a casino in Singapore. Aired at 9AM in the US. What UFC is doing is pretty crazy ambitious, running a truly global operation with events all over the world. They are deliberately flooding the market with content. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 04, 2014 05:14 PM (ZPrif) 114
Mr. TiFW sent me out of the room that he is working on. Apparently I was “helping” him too much….. :-) Posted by: Teresa Hamilton Koch at January 04, 2014 05:14 PM (PZ6/M) 115
#15: If you're hanging out here, I don't see why you'd have a problem with that. The Maryland state legislature had voted that day to seize the team (through an extremely broad interpretation of eminent domain) and give it to the city of Baltimore. Irsay moved the team out as quickly as he was able, because that was the only way to keep his multi-million-dollar property from being straight-up stolen from him.
Well, the only way that wouldn't involve years of court battles at enormous costs to Irsay, the NFL, and the state of Maryland, at any rate. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 04, 2014 05:14 PM (/96QU) 116
>> Strange, GF just smacked me when I said her ass looked like that.<<
Probably should have waited until your wife left the room Posted by: Albie Damned at January 04, 2014 05:15 PM (cGaCp) Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 05:16 PM (QupBk) 118
NDH, that link is just a bunch of cheerleaders.
I'm not complainin *** They are all the same cheerleader: Jaime Edmondsen Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 05:17 PM (DmNpO) Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:17 PM (TE35l) 120
oh
Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 04, 2014 05:18 PM (l7DqC) 121
117 WTH? The temp has dropped 20 deg since 8am this morning, sun or no sun.
Denier, get another thermometer. It's warming up everywhere. Posted by: Al Gore at January 04, 2014 05:18 PM (0FSuD) Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 05:18 PM (5p18q) 123
Avery looks open.
Posted by: Dr Obvious at January 04, 2014 05:18 PM (P1WNR) 124
Irsay moved the team out as quickly as he was able, because that was the
only way to keep his multi-million-dollar property from being straight-up stolen from him. And it was more than a generation ago, and Baltimore has won two SBs with the team they stole from Cleveland, and just fucking let it GO already. Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 04, 2014 05:18 PM (hO8IJ) 125
17-7 Chiefs
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 05:19 PM (5p18q) 126
IIRC Charles was the most picked player in the AOS playoff league.
I didn't pick him so, no biggie for me. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 05:20 PM (DmNpO) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 05:21 PM (MaP11) 128
#119: Thanks for the heads-up, Sven! I'll check that out.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 04, 2014 05:22 PM (/96QU) Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 04, 2014 05:22 PM (RXQ2T) 130
This is gonna get ugly.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2014 05:23 PM (o9Rp5) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 05:23 PM (MaP11) Posted by: Kimberly Guilfoyle at January 04, 2014 05:23 PM (pJF+c) 133
ha - first play from scrimmage, fumble Colts
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 05:23 PM (5p18q) 134
Yeah, time to drink.
Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 04, 2014 05:23 PM (hO8IJ) Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 04, 2014 05:23 PM (JawqV) Posted by: Debbie Wassermanly Schultz at January 04, 2014 05:24 PM (pJF+c) 137
I love football, and my butt is better than the chick in the picture.
Posted by: Kimberly Guilfoyle at January 04, 2014 05:23 PM (pJF+c) Actually, it isn't. Posted by: Gavin Newsom at January 04, 2014 05:24 PM (oFCZn) 138
No fair on the KC cheerleader hiding the sideboob with the pom poms, but she's got an ample ass and killer elbows
The Cincy cheerleader has the Eye of the Tiger and the Boobs of the Pornstar Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2014 05:25 PM (aTXUx) 139
That Richardson trade was a joke.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 05:25 PM (P1WNR) 140
Gavin, don't start or I will disclose all of your indiscretions in San Francisco, and you know what I mean. Posted by: Kimberly Guilfoyle at January 04, 2014 05:25 PM (pJF+c) Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 05:26 PM (5p18q) 142
Yikes. Oh my KC.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 05:26 PM (P6QsQ) 143
24-7 Chiefs
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 05:27 PM (5p18q) 144
Dang. I knew I shouldn't have picked Jamal Charles for fantasy.
Posted by: CDR M at January 04, 2014 05:27 PM (LsJl8) 145
Gavin, don't start or I will disclose all of your indiscretions in San Francisco, and you know what I mean.
Posted by: Kimberly Guilfoyle at January 04, 2014 05:25 PM (pJF+c) Gold digger. Posted by: Gavin Newsom at January 04, 2014 05:27 PM (oFCZn) Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 05:28 PM (P6QsQ) 147
Gavin, don't start or I will disclose all of your indiscretions in San Francisco, and you know what I mean.
Posted by: Kimberly Guilfoyle at January 04, 2014 05:25 PM (pJF+c) Gold digger. Posted by: Gavin Newsom at January 04, 2014 05:27 PM (oFCZn) Bitch! Posted by: Kimberly Guilfoyle at January 04, 2014 05:28 PM (pJF+c) 148
Chiefs points are rising faster than your premiums. ok that one was an exaggeration. you're boned, just like the colts. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 05:28 PM (MaP11) 149
146
Hey chemjeff You a Chiefs fan? Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 05:28 PM (P6QsQ) nawwwwwwwww Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 05:29 PM (5p18q) Posted by: Gavin Newsom at January 04, 2014 05:29 PM (oFCZn) 151
The Colts' defense has more glitches than the Obamacare website
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 05:30 PM (5p18q) 152
Dang. I knew I shouldn't have picked Jamal Charles for fantasy.
** You're far from the only one. I think he was the most popular FF player in the league. Fantasy wise, this week means nothing to me until after the games next week. I picked all bye-players so, if they win next week, I'm doubly good. If not, I'm screwed for two weeks. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 05:30 PM (DmNpO) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 05:31 PM (MaP11) Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 04, 2014 05:31 PM (RXQ2T) 155
Bitch! Posted by: Kimberly Guilfoyle at January 04, 2014 05:28 PM (pJF+c) Faux News tart! Posted by: Gavin Newsom at January 04, 2014 05:29 PM (oFCZn) I divorced you because of immaturity and a very very small member, and my decision was the best decision I've made in my life. Goodby! Posted by: Kimberly Guilfoyle at January 04, 2014 05:31 PM (pJF+c) 156
Probationzry Warbler,
I stayed up iterating the morals of it.... I think rule of law is dying, and has as much cchance of recovery as the single wing in the nfl Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:31 PM (TE35l) 157
I divorced you because of immaturity and a very very small member, and my decision was the best decision I've made in my life. Goodby!
Posted by: Kimberly Guilfoyle at January 04, 2014 05:31 PM (pJF+c) You kissed Bob Beckel. On the mouth. On live television. *drops mic* Posted by: Gavin Newsom at January 04, 2014 05:32 PM (oFCZn) 158
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 05:30 PM (DmNpO)
You get to choose new players every week Posted by: The Dude at January 04, 2014 05:32 PM (vJdyz) Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 04, 2014 05:32 PM (hO8IJ) 160
Times yours.
Posted by: andy reid at January 04, 2014 05:32 PM (WCnJW) 161
You kissed Bob Beckel.
On the mouth. On live television. *drops mic* ewww, really? eh maybe it's not so bad, after all Bob Beckel is basically just a giant clown blob hmm actually that makes it worse Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 05:34 PM (5p18q) 162
I always figured that Guilfoyle just got tired of pegging Newsome.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 05:34 PM (+Kxc1) 163
You kissed Bob Beckel.
On the mouth. On live television. *drops mic* Posted by: Gavin Newsom at January 04, 2014 05:32 PM (oFCZn) It was all for show, and I was under no obligation to further his agenda. We were both pleased with the result, and it went no further. Don't try and insinuate something that's no true. Bob and I are friends without privilege and nothing more. Posted by: Kimberly Guilfoyle at January 04, 2014 05:34 PM (pJF+c) Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:34 PM (TE35l) 165
Winslow Sr. was a monster.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 05:35 PM (+Kxc1) 166
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 05:34 PM (+Kxc1)
yeah srsly. you'd imagine Kim would want to be the bottom every once in a while Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 05:35 PM (5p18q) 167
Geel et feel damn tablet
Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:35 PM (TE35l) 168
You get to choose new players every week
*** Yes, but the points multiply if you carry the same players through each week. Although I don't have any players playing this week, I'll get double the points for them next week if they win. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 05:36 PM (DmNpO) 169
Kimberly should insure that mouth.
Posted by: redenzo at January 04, 2014 05:36 PM (WCnJW) Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:37 PM (TE35l) 171
I always figured that Guilfoyle just got tired of pegging Newsome.
** He's a dandy little prick. I'm guessing that was reason enough. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 05:37 PM (DmNpO) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 05:37 PM (MaP11) 173
that was a good QB run there by the Colts
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 05:38 PM (5p18q) 174
Damn, the Avs v Sharks game is ending on a high note.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 05:38 PM (+Kxc1) Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 04, 2014 05:38 PM (pJF+c) Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 04, 2014 05:38 PM (DhGW2) Posted by: JEM at January 04, 2014 05:39 PM (o+SC1) 178
Sven, what is this "Rule of Law" of which you speak?
Posted by: Hrothgar at January 04, 2014 05:40 PM (o3MSL) Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 05:41 PM (P6QsQ) 180
well, the Colts get a pity FG. that's okay. the Chiefs will still smoke 'em
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 05:41 PM (5p18q) Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 05:41 PM (DmNpO) 182
This is a great game, but the comments about the cheerleaders butt should not be allowed on civil blogs. It's just not fair. Posted by: Contessa Brewer at January 04, 2014 05:41 PM (pJF+c) 183
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Hey! Look! http://t.co/sZiimMFf1i Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 05:41 PM (DmNpO) lol that's a good one Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 05:43 PM (5p18q) 184
@181 - "look hon, a dog looking at a whole lot of roundness!, and he's driving a car too!"
Posted by: JEM at January 04, 2014 05:43 PM (o+SC1) 185
Can we now admit that Dog Boys are just as pathetic as Cat Ladies?
Posted by: PJ at January 04, 2014 05:44 PM (ZWaLo) 186
ugh, no more Jamaal Charles for the rest of the game :/
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 05:44 PM (5p18q) Posted by: Soothsayer at January 04, 2014 05:44 PM (u/XY6) 188
178 Hrothgar,
Well you know the "rule by lawyers" thing wer're under? Drop 4 letters, ten tons of bullshit and apply equally and there you are..m Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:44 PM (TE35l) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 04, 2014 05:45 PM (J96yq) 190
@182 - oh, get back to rowing.
Posted by: JEM at January 04, 2014 05:46 PM (o+SC1) 191
Sneaky athletic is code for white guy
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 04, 2014 05:46 PM (WdbF7) Posted by: tbodie at January 04, 2014 05:48 PM (U9J3H) 193
Sneaky Athlete is a racial dog whistle
Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:49 PM (TE35l) 194
Posted by: Soothsayer at January 04, 2014 05:44 PM (u/XY6)
The baby Larry Johnson, one of the many failed Penn State RBs in the NFL Posted by: The Dude at January 04, 2014 05:49 PM (vJdyz) 195
I'll take 5 pointy elbows. To go.
Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 05:50 PM (x3YFz) 196
@181
I just noticed the huge tramp stamp on her back above those buns. Dogs? They're for eating your relatives. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 05:51 PM (0FSuD) 197
194 The Dude,
Hey dude we spent our legs protecting our ass castles fron Sandusky... //Penn State RB Alumni Assoc Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 05:52 PM (TE35l) Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 04, 2014 05:52 PM (JawqV) 199
I'll take 5 pointy elbows. To go.
Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 05:50 PM (x3YFz) Er, 5? Pairs, perhaps, but that would be bragging. Posted by: Retread at January 04, 2014 05:52 PM (cHwk5) Posted by: tbodie at January 04, 2014 05:52 PM (U9J3H) 201
Morons are an observant bunch
Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 05:53 PM (bp6gJ) 202
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Why are there no male cheer leaders? Sexism and homo phobia. Straight up. Later. Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 04, 2014 05:38 PM (DhGW2) Because when football is played, there's 22 dudes in tight pants on the field and the cameras are on them? Just a point. Not like the girls are missing out. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 05:53 PM (x3YFz) 203
#194: I wouldn't call Johnson a failure. The average NFL career is only three and a half years, and he made a real impact in his limited time in the league.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 04, 2014 05:54 PM (/96QU) 204
???.... I thought elbows came in pairs.
Posted by: tbodie at January 04, 2014 05:52 PM (U9J3H) You've never been to a Star Wars Cantina, evidently. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 05:54 PM (x3YFz) 205
Because when football is played, there's 22 dudes in tight pants on the field and the cameras are on them?
Just a point. Not like the girls are missing out. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 05:53 PM (x3YFz) Female here. I've pointed out more than once to other females (and others have figured it out on their own after observing me for enough time) that to be a female sports fan is to appreciate the athletic and esthetic. Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 05:55 PM (bp6gJ) Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 04, 2014 05:55 PM (JawqV) 207
Why are there no male cheer leaders? Sexism and homo phobia. Straight up
*** We don't need no stinking cheerleaders. http://bit.ly/1cxXDXA Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 05:56 PM (DmNpO) 208
195 I'll take 5 pointy elbows. To go.
Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 05:50 PM (x3YFz) Vanilla or Chocolate? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 04, 2014 05:57 PM (oFCZn) Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 05:57 PM (5p18q) 210
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You've never been to a Star Wars Cantina, evidently. Lot of amputees hang out there, I take it. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 04, 2014 05:55 PM (JawqV) When it comes to joke wrecking, you win. Elbows down. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 05:57 PM (x3YFz) 211
Vanilla or Chocolate?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 04, 2014 05:57 PM (oFCZn) Does it really matter? Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 05:57 PM (x3YFz) 212
The first half is NBC's worst nightmare.
Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 05:58 PM (bp6gJ) 213
"???.... I thought elbows came in pairs.
Such a remark is highly insensitive to the members of the OneArmed NLF Cheerleaders Society. Bob Costas needs to raise America's conciousness of this important topic at half time. Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 05:58 PM (R3gO3) 214
so the Chiefs are smokin' the Colts, 31-10
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 05:58 PM (5p18q) 215
OK ONLY took me 4 hours to update and fix my Dell with Windows 8 that piece of shit on it. Hey when did KC become an offensive machine?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 05:59 PM (nzKvP) 216
When it comes to joke wrecking, you win. Elbows down.
It helps to pass the time during the ED commercials. Posted by: Blanco Basura at January 04, 2014 05:59 PM (JawqV) 217
to be a female sports fan is to appreciate the athletic and esthetic.
Hi, Vendette!!! shmooshes! And, yeah, I started watching football with the dadster back in the 60s, primarily because I really enjoyed seeing big beefy mens butts in those tight pants. The rest is history . . . Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 05:59 PM (8lmkt) 218
209 TOUCHDOWN CHIEFS
GOOOOOOOOOOO CHIEFS Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 05:57 PM (5p18q) Been a long time coming, hasn't it? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 04, 2014 05:59 PM (oFCZn) 219
Sven, I can kind of see where Alex was coming from, but I think you were right on general principle. Government should not be able to dictate what you can and can't do with your property. Otherwise, it's not really your property.
Government has an overriding interest in ensuring you're not up to illegal activity on your property, but renting is not illegal or immoral in any way. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 04, 2014 06:00 PM (/96QU) 220
Broncos win the superbowl. All this stuff this weekend is necessary groundwork.
I don't like it any more than you do, but it's a foregone conclusion. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 06:00 PM (x3YFz) 221
I like to think of this game as the first act of Alex Smith's big fat fuck you to Colin Kaeperdick. Act 2 will be tomorrow in Green Bay. Haha, suck it, 'Niners!
Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 06:00 PM (8lmkt) 222
Hi, Vendette!!! shmooshes! And, yeah, I started
watching football with the dadster back in the 60s, primarily because I really enjoyed seeing big beefy mens butts in those tight pants. The rest is history . . . Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 05:59 PM (8lmkt) See? Point made. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 06:01 PM (x3YFz) 223
Broncos win the superbowl. All this stuff this weekend is necessary groundwork.
I don't like it any more than you do, but it's a foregone conclusion. *** Broncos or Hawks is what I'm thinking. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 06:01 PM (DmNpO) 224
#220: As a Broncos fan, I sure hope you're right. Broncos!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 04, 2014 06:02 PM (/96QU) 225
{{{Peaches}}}
Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 06:03 PM (bp6gJ) 226
Broncos or Hawks is what I'm thinking.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 06:01 PM (DmNpO) Seattle is cursed and God hates them. See: Steelers vs. Seahawks superbowl (I'm a Steeler fan, and that one still needs an asterix) Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 06:03 PM (x3YFz) 227
I'm an idiot. I should be watching this game, not only for the fact I live in KC, but I think my oldest nephew is probably working on the sidelines.
Might see him during the game. Posted by: HH at January 04, 2014 06:03 PM (XXwdv) Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 06:05 PM (5p18q) Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 06:05 PM (Xfl0F) Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 06:05 PM (x3YFz) 231
About as bad as it can get for Indy.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2014 06:05 PM (o9Rp5) Posted by: Adriane... at January 04, 2014 06:06 PM (m3Cp/) 233
Were the Steelers using a magic potion?
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 06:05 PM (Xfl0F) Nope. Just a blind ref. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 06:06 PM (x3YFz) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 06:06 PM (MaP11) 235
202\
Because when football is played, there's 22 dudes in tight pants on the field and the cameras are on them? Just a point. Not like the girls are missing out. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 05:53 PM (x3YFz) Of course, the PIV wymyn would regard that as a violent assault on their senses. Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 06:06 PM (sdi6R) 236
woohoo
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 06:05 PM (5p18q) Wahoo McDaniels was a good player for the NY Jets back in the day. Showing my age I guess Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 06:07 PM (nzKvP) 237
Chiefs are kicking ass!!! GO CHIEFS!!!!!!!!
Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 06:07 PM (u25eL) 238
I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
Posted by: Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski at January 04, 2014 06:07 PM (/96QU) 239
Seattle is cursed and God hates them. See: Steelers vs. Seahawks superbowl (I'm a Steeler fan, and that one still needs an asterix)
*** There is no excuse for lousy officiating. If they can't do the damn job fairly and accurately, pull their ass and put in a replacement. And, although some folks don't care for all reviews which take place now, I'm fine with it because to lose because of a shitty call must really, really suck. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 06:07 PM (DmNpO) Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 04, 2014 06:08 PM (hO8IJ) 241
About as bad as it can get for Indy.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2014 06:05 PM (o9Rp5) At least the first half was nearing the end. Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 06:08 PM (bp6gJ) Posted by: English Cup team, 2010 at January 04, 2014 06:08 PM (Xfl0F) 243
Of course, the PIV wymyn would regard that as a violent assault on their senses.
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 06:06 PM (sdi6R) They'll load up their subarus, dress warmly in their flannels and race around the woods with the cross-eyed golden retriever in the back for a few hours and they'll be fine. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 06:08 PM (x3YFz) 244
tangonine! Off-topic question for you...
Can you give me more details on milling your own grains? (Have grain, have mill, don't know what to do next or why) Posted by: Steck at January 04, 2014 06:08 PM (RL7U1) Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 06:09 PM (5p18q) 246
Let's hope they can keep this up chemjeff!
Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 06:10 PM (u25eL) 247
We should all be glad that the 2010 Cup ref wasn't overseeing Normandy in 1944. Maybe we could have tried again in 1948
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 06:10 PM (Xfl0F) 248
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I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man! Posted by: Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski at January 04, 2014 06:07 PM (/96QU) Heh. Welcome to Pittsburgh. Pull up a stool. Next round is on me. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 06:10 PM (x3YFz) Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 06:10 PM (5p18q) 250
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tangonine! Off-topic question for you... Can you give me more details on milling your own grains? (Have grain, have mill, don't know what to do next or why) Posted by: Steck at January 04, 2014 06:08 PM (RL7U1) Yup. standby. you have irc? Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 06:11 PM (x3YFz) 251
246 Let's hope they can keep this up chemjeff! Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 06:10 PM (u25eL) indeed, and plz don't go crazy Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 06:11 PM (5p18q) Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 06:11 PM (P6QsQ) 253
Remember yesterday's fortune cookie? "A pleasant surprise is in store for you tonight."
Well just got claim check from insurance company for the leaky roof. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 04, 2014 06:12 PM (J96yq) 254
219 Prothonotary Warbler at January 04, 2014 06:00 PM (/96QU)
The thing is I agree Colorado Alex may have had a point, but I don't think he read the articles and looked under the hood. This is a case of a college town not wanting to pay for enough cops to get the transient college kids in line. They decided IMHO to take an easy out and restrict the number of rental properties to 30% which smells to me like an arbitrarily granted "allowance"..... Room for graft, payola, and partisan pressure with the majority of Americans single largest asset. I am certain I am in fact going to lose that argument within 20 years, nobody seems to want to call out what is going on here in this nation. Democrats in liberal states are operating from the assumption that the government REALLY owns everything in this country and you're leasing it. The above by the way is the BEST case scenario, because the worst case scenario is the municipal government is willfully imploding people's leverage income on those properties they want "punished" and will wait for the foreclosure process and eminent domain them under some bullshit Kelo hail mary. I was cross because it had been an interesting day I was both a fascist and a whining hyper libertarian all in one day. Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:12 PM (TE35l) Posted by: tbodie at January 04, 2014 06:13 PM (hegw/) 256
Who is the announcer with the lithp? I'm guessing he supports LGBT in the NFL....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at January 04, 2014 06:13 PM (PZ6/M) 257
Yup. standby. you have irc?
Need some help getting into it. (Have Windows7 and a full keyboard). Posted by: Steck at January 04, 2014 06:13 PM (RL7U1) 258
Hey Horde you're reading my mind....
we need to have a miller at Moron Estates....along with a smokehouse master.... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:13 PM (TE35l) 259
Notre Dame beats #7 Duke in bball 79-77.
Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 06:13 PM (bp6gJ) 260
wow the Bushes will celebrate their 69th anniversary this Wednesday Posted by: Soothsayer at January 04, 2014 06:13 PM (u/XY6) 261
Crap, Costas! My finger found the 'previous channel' button like it would give me a peanut.
Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 06:15 PM (QupBk) 262
Tangonine, you have Yahoo group?
Posted by: Steck at January 04, 2014 06:15 PM (RL7U1) 263
260 Soothsayer at January 04, 2014 06:13 PM (u/XY6)
Barbara was released earlier today. I wish her husband had won in '92. Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:15 PM (TE35l) 264
wow the Bushes will celebrate their 69th anniversary this Wednesday
*** And Barbara has been released from the hospital, so it's a good week for them. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 06:15 PM (DmNpO) 265
I heard on the radio yesterday that the Eagles game will have undercover cops wearing Saints gear, in order to draw out the knuckleheads.
Oh, looky here: http://tinyurl.com/lkau7ee Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 06:16 PM (sdi6R) 266
Fun fact: That line I referenced in #238 is sort of culturally significant.
The Coen Brothers wanted to use the song Flowers For My Grave by Townes Van Zandt (no relation to Jonny and Ronny) for the end credits of The Big Lebowski. They got in touch with him, and he set his price for the song at $100,000. That was actually a lot of money back then, so the Coen Brothers decided to put the movie together and invite Van Zandt for a private screening, in the hopes that he'd be more willing to negotiate his price after seeing the movie and understanding how awesome it was. It was something like twenty minutes into the movie that The Dude hears an Eagles song playing and bellows, "I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!" At this point, Van Zandt stood up and said to the Coen Brothers, "I've seen enough. Just for that, you can use my song for free." And he walked out. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 04, 2014 06:16 PM (/96QU) 267
264 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 06:15 PM (DmNpO)
Ma'am since we're sharing the same mind and fingers...I need to know do I have any chores extant? I am getting midheimers... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:17 PM (TE35l) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 06:17 PM (MaP11) 269
Continued from #266: So, yeah, it turns out the late Townes Van Zandt also hated the fuckin' Eagles, man.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 04, 2014 06:17 PM (/96QU) 270
In News of the Stupid, more proof Portland's Smart Growth anti-sprawl laws don't work.
Portland now has a CSA (Combined Statistical Area) and not just an MSA (Metropolitan Statistical Area). These are technical definitions by OMB. CSA's incorporate adjacent metro areas that have a high commuting %, 15%+ between the MSAs. Portland used to be it's own island. But now it's added Salem, Albany, Longview, and Corvallis. What this means is that all Portland's Smart Growth anti-sprawl, anti-car laws have done is ... force people to move even farther out into neighboring cities and then commute back to Portland. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 04, 2014 06:17 PM (ZPrif) 271
I heard on the radio yesterday that the Eagles game will have undercover cops wearing Saints gear, in order to draw out the knuckleheads.
I heard the Eagles were importing some Alabama mothers Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 06:17 PM (nzKvP) Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:17 PM (TE35l) 273
Bob Costas is definitely sitting on some phone books
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 04, 2014 06:18 PM (WdbF7) 274
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I heard on the radio yesterday that the Eagles game will have undercover cops wearing Saints gear, in order to draw out the knuckleheads. Oh, looky here: http://tinyurl.com/lkau7ee Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 06:16 PM (sdi6R) ha, I think Philly is second only to Florida when it comes to comedy gold in the crime blotter section Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 06:18 PM (5p18q) 275
Ma'am since we're sharing the same mind and fingers...I need to know do I have any chores extant? I am getting midheimers...
*** This has something to do with gaming, doesn't it? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 06:18 PM (DmNpO) 276
273 Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 04, 2014 06:18 PM (WdbF7)
Boob must have got the thimbles I sent him last week... he is now a man of 2"s higher standing or double what he was before. Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:19 PM (TE35l) 277
anybody got any weed?
Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 06:19 PM (8lmkt) 278
Oh chemjeff.. I've been going crazy since last summer. That's just my life right now..lol.
Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 06:19 PM (u25eL) 279
This isn't Portland annex these neighboring cities, these are just technical definitions by OMB based off commuting patterns.
It means in the last decades the % of long distance commuters have gone up enough to cross that 15% threshhold to include the outlying metros in the Portland CSA. Portland doesn't have any political control over these cities. Though I'm sure it wants it. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 04, 2014 06:19 PM (ZPrif) 280
I got some frozen dandelions if you want them
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 06:20 PM (5p18q) 281
I can tell that some of you guys are trolling the Rolling Stone article. I know the moron style.
Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 06:20 PM (QupBk) 282
275 Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 06:18 PM (DmNpO)
Maybe it was a Euchre game...darn Ohio is a long drive... Nah we posted the same thing at the same time like 4 times this week. Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:20 PM (TE35l) Posted by: Steck at January 04, 2014 06:21 PM (RL7U1) 284
yeesh, Luck has a 71.3 rating today. Hope they play better and make a game of it or this whole thing is anti-climatic. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 06:21 PM (MaP11) 285
277 Peaches at January 04, 2014 06:19 PM (8lmkt)
I think the CO Ram does... my weeds are pretty low right now...grass is turning brownish b/c of the cold snap. Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:21 PM (TE35l) 286
The Chuckstrongs look more like chuck wagon ground chuck.
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 04, 2014 06:21 PM (tTMRX) 287
So, judging by playoff performance, Luck really is the new Peyton.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 04, 2014 06:22 PM (ZPrif) 288
grains, and home milling:
irc.webchat.org /join #Grains if you don't have a client, google "icechat" (nice free client with no ads, no registration) dl version 9, takes all of 4 minutes. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 06:22 PM (x3YFz) 289
{{{{{jewells!!!!}}}}}
Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 06:22 PM (8lmkt) 290
I think we should televise more soccer.
Posted by: bob costas at January 04, 2014 06:22 PM (WCnJW) 291
So, judging by playoff performance, Luck really is the new Peyton.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 04, 2014 06:22 PM (ZPrif) That's gonna leave a mark Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 06:23 PM (nzKvP) 292
I don't have any weed, but I do now know that shitty weed goes for about 150-200 bucks an ounce, good shit for 3-350 an ounce here in central NC.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2014 06:23 PM (ZshNr) Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 06:23 PM (5p18q) 294
jewells sorry your life is going so crazy!
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 06:23 PM (5p18q) 295
I don't have any weed, but I do now know that shitty weed goes for about 150-200 bucks an ounce, good shit for 3-350 an ounce here in central NC.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2014 06:23 PM (ZshNr) Wow, a tad more than when I was in High School Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 06:23 PM (nzKvP) Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 04, 2014 06:24 PM (tTMRX) 297
not INT recovered by KC... oh hell you know what I mean
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 06:24 PM (5p18q) 298
I don't have any weed, but I do now know that shitty weed goes for about
150-200 bucks an ounce, good shit for 3-350 an ounce here in central NC. Obviously, there needs to be some kind of tax-payer funded federal subsidy. Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 06:24 PM (8lmkt) 299
Nah we posted the same thing at the same time like 4 times this week.
*** What's that saying about great minds.... Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 04, 2014 06:24 PM (DmNpO) Posted by: Barack Obama at January 04, 2014 06:25 PM (IUbJX) Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 06:25 PM (5p18q) 302
TD KC. If this were a prize fight, the towel would be in the air.
Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 06:25 PM (QupBk) 303
Holy shit, the Chiefs just scored again!! They are lookin' fine today. I'm liking this.
Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 06:26 PM (8lmkt) 304
38-10 KC
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 06:26 PM (5p18q) 305
Hey is that Lenny Dawson out there playing QB for the Chiefs?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 06:26 PM (nzKvP) 306
Yup, KC tearing it up.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2014 06:26 PM (ZshNr) 307
How much for a lid?
Posted by: Abr Vigoda at January 04, 2014 06:26 PM (IUbJX) 308
I feel bad for those Indy fans who bought tickets at the last minute.
Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 06:26 PM (bp6gJ) Posted by: Abe Vigoda at January 04, 2014 06:26 PM (IUbJX) 310
Holy shit.. Chiefs?? Seriously.. where have you been??
Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 06:27 PM (u25eL) 311
Is heather r still with us?
Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 06:27 PM (P6QsQ) 312
I feel bad for those Indy fans who bought tickets at the last minute.
Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 06:26 PM (bp6gJ) Your a much nicer person than me, because I am laughing my ass off Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 06:27 PM (nzKvP) Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 06:28 PM (5p18q) 314
308 Vendette at January 04, 2014 06:26 PM (bp6gJ)
I don't they need wizened up... The personnel office in Indy needs shaken up. Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:28 PM (TE35l) 315
yeah, someone needs to talk Heather off the ledge
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 06:28 PM (5p18q) 316
Hi Peaches!! {{ }}. Good to see ya girl!
Chemjeff.. well that's just the way it is. Gotta take care of my mama. Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 06:28 PM (u25eL) 317
I enjoy the eagle hate. Keep it coming. If you cant appreicate their development this year, football is no fun for you.
Posted by: redenzo at January 04, 2014 06:28 PM (WCnJW) 318
"Never place your head within clamping range of those thighs or you will suffer the indignity of hearing loss and tongue swelling." I would make that sacrifice...as many times as it takes. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2014 06:28 PM (jlm/B) 319
I didn't like Reid's decision to sit starters last week, but I have to admit it hasn't hurt them so far today.
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 04, 2014 06:29 PM (tTMRX) 320
Look bottom line: The Colts deserve nothing good for leaving Baltimore
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 06:29 PM (nzKvP) Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 06:29 PM (5p18q) 322
Your a much nicer person than me, because I am laughing my ass off
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 06:27 PM (nzKvP) I was once told by a die-hard Democrat that I was too nice to be a Republican. BTW, congrats, Mr. O5! Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 06:29 PM (bp6gJ) 323
God this is an awful game.
Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 06:29 PM (IUbJX) 324
Why by golly, it appears the Native/Indigenous named team is roundly thrashing that team named after a pony.
If only they could get along... Posted by: HH at January 04, 2014 06:29 PM (XXwdv) 325
Who is Colts' backup QB? We're one more INT away from finding out...
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 04, 2014 06:30 PM (tTMRX) 326
I was once told by a die-hard Democrat that I was too nice to be a Republican.
yeah I had a similar situation... when I once told this good friend that I was a Republican, her response was "but Jeff, you are such a nice guy........" Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 06:30 PM (5p18q) Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 04, 2014 06:30 PM (oFCZn) 328
Who is Colts' backup QB? We're one more INT away from finding out...
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 04, 2014 06:30 PM (tTMRX) Nah, Luck is the franchise Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 06:31 PM (nzKvP) 329
They are already canceling schools here for Monday. I better throw another hobo on the fire.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 06:31 PM (P6QsQ) 330
317 redenzo at January 04, 2014 06:28 PM (WCnJW)
I think you're confusing giving Phillly Fan his due with "Eagle Hate".... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:31 PM (TE35l) 331
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and predict that the Chargers will beat the Bengals tomorrow, thus resulting in three out of four teams remaining in the AFC playoffs coming from the West Division.
A far cry from the "AFC Worst" jokes from a couple of years ago. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at January 04, 2014 06:31 PM (/96QU) Posted by: Soothsayer at January 04, 2014 06:31 PM (u/XY6) 333
well, guess the Chiefs spotted the Colts a pity TD to keep it interesting
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 06:32 PM (5p18q) 334
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I hope, if Costas starts lecturing Russia about homosexual rights during the Plympics, that the Russian s plug the plug on his sound. Posted by: Tuna at January 04, 2014 06:32 PM (M/TDA) 335
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I enjoy the eagle hate. Keep it coming. If you cant appreicate their development this year, football is no fun for you. Posted by: redenzo at January 04, 2014 06:28 PM (WCnJW) Eagles fans would complain if they weren't hung with a new rope. I've seen vile fans in various stadiums, and you people are just wrong. In the head. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 06:33 PM (x3YFz) 336
Obama Chastises Republicans For Going “Home For The Holidays” While He Went On Two Week Hawaiian Vacation…
Chutzpah. Weasel Zippers: he must be intolerable to be around Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 06:33 PM (nzKvP) 337
A far cry from the "AFC Worst" jokes from a couple of years ago.
It's the way the system is designed. If you make good draft picks, weak teams can quickly turn things around. Parity, it's not just for breakfast anymore. Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 06:33 PM (QupBk) 338
Ditty s talking
Posted by: redenzo at January 04, 2014 06:33 PM (WCnJW) Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 06:34 PM (QupBk) 340
320 Nevergiveup at January 04, 2014 06:29 PM (nzKvP)
but "go Ravens" Irsay was just following "Duh Genius" Al Davis' lead... the real asshole was Art "I am Rozelle's best buddy and fuck Al Davis" Modell being a hypocrite BUT it couldn't have happened to a better city than Cleveland... Anyway the current Indy Colts have as much to do with Baltimore and the Current Ravens have to do with Cleveland as the current Cleveland team has to do with the Dayton Triangles.... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:35 PM (TE35l) 341
I would say THE BALLS but,, well, you know. Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 06:34 PM (QupBk) Exactly. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 06:35 PM (x3YFz) 342
Plantation Owner Chastises Indentured Servants For Going “Home For The Holidays” While He Went On Two Week Caribbean Vacation…
fixed for 1630s Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 06:36 PM (Xfl0F) 343
I hope, if Costas starts lecturing Russia about homosexual rights during the Plympics, that the Russian s plug the plug on his sound.
Posted by: Tuna at January 04, 2014 06:32 PM (M/TDA) Luxurious accommodations await Bob at the Lubyanka Resort and Inn! Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 04, 2014 06:36 PM (oFCZn) 344
331 Prothonotary Warbler at January 04, 2014 06:31 PM (/96QU)
I'll take that bet as a Chargers fan going back to the 70s... You'll HEAR me whooping it up if the Bolts win but trust me this team sucks in cold and wind.... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:36 PM (TE35l) Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 06:37 PM (Xfl0F) 346
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He goes to Hawaii to pout for 17 days then gets upset because no one gives a damn where he is. Posted by: Tuna at January 04, 2014 06:37 PM (M/TDA) 347
I've seen vile fans in various stadiums, and you people are just wrong. In the head.
Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 06:33 PM (x3YFz) I've seen enough vile fans to declare that I will not go to an NFL game again unless it's in the rarified air seats. I wouldn't subject a kid under the age of 16 to the NFL stadium experience. Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 06:38 PM (bp6gJ) 348
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:35 PM (TE35l) Another AFC Central (fuck the North!) guy. I gotcha. I hate your team, I hate the bengals and the browns, but it's like how you hate your brother: Once things go pear shaped they're the people you want standing next to you. We can fight each other later. For now, we fight them. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 06:38 PM (x3YFz) 349
346 Tuna at January 04, 2014 06:37 PM (M/TDA)
I think what pisses him off is the country can fall apart with or without him...all he does is add a negative 5 to our savings throws vs idiocy Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:38 PM (TE35l) 350
He goes to Hawaii to pout for 17 days then gets upset because no one gives a damn where he is.
Petulant Cunt Pouts Petulantly : Film at 11 Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 06:38 PM (IUbJX) 351
"Eagles fans would complain if they weren't hung with a new rope."
Many years ago I was at a Hockey game between the Caps and the Fliers. My brother made a comment, which probably still holds up to this day concerning the Philly fans... "Those people would boo the Pope". Posted by: HH at January 04, 2014 06:40 PM (XXwdv) 352
348 tangonine at January 04, 2014 06:38 PM (x3YFz)
If I had to back an Ohio team it would be Cincy... if I had to back a regional team it would be Indy or Detroit... If it is a larger area Chicago..... The Chargers and the Oilers always held my heart in the AFC and I always loved Chicago, respected the 49s and because I like lost causes the Cards in the NFC Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:40 PM (TE35l) 353
And it was more than a generation ago, and Baltimore
has won two SBs with the team they stole from Cleveland, and just fucking let it GO already. Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 04, 2014 05:18 PM (hO8IJ) You miss the point. When the Browns moved to Baltimore, Baltimore insisted that the franchise name, colors, records, etc., remained with Cleveland. Had Irsay done that, there would be no problem.And no, I won't be letting anything go. Neither will Baltimore (as I understand it, the stadium announcer in B'more will not refer to the team from Indianapolis as the "Colts".) Posted by: SARDiver at January 04, 2014 06:40 PM (LgxPj) 354
Damn I haven't even seen any weed since the late seventies, may check around to see if it's available here and what it costs now.
Posted by: Fourth Horseman at January 04, 2014 06:40 PM (KuZ6A) 355
335 yes passion comes out wrong sometimes, but we love our eagles and support them to the hilt. We sold out in 5 minutes while the other games needed corporate help. With a bullseye on our back a few drunks will make bob costas wet his pants. Just philly I guess.
Posted by: redenzo at January 04, 2014 06:41 PM (WCnJW) Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 06:41 PM (5p18q) 357
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And like a petulant child he strikes out at the most convenient target. Posted by: Tuna at January 04, 2014 06:42 PM (M/TDA) 358
I just asked my pool guy, they always know the state of the market.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2014 06:43 PM (ZshNr) 359
353 SARDiver at January 04, 2014 06:40 PM (LgxPj)
I'm sorry your regions fans, municipal government, and courts were not smart enough to bargain with the Irsays like the Browns fans basically did with the NFL and Modell.... trust me it must suck getting outsmarted by Cleveland...God knows it hurt me the last two elections Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:43 PM (TE35l) 360
351 yes id boo the pope because he is a commie.
Posted by: redenzo at January 04, 2014 06:45 PM (WCnJW) 361
Indy trying to make it a game.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 06:45 PM (P6QsQ) 362
OK, I think I know how the Colts can come back. If they can just get the Chiefs to replace Andy Reid with Jason Garret and Alex Miller with Tony Romo...
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2014 06:45 PM (o9Rp5) 363
okay this is not good, now 2 TDs in a row for the Colts
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 06:45 PM (5p18q) 364
I've seen enough vile fans to declare that I will
not go to an NFL game again unless it's in the rarified air seats. I wouldn't subject a kid under the age of 16 to the NFL stadium experience. Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 06:38 PM (bp6gJ) yup. Back in the early 90's we'd road trip from San Antonio to Houston once a year to watch the Steelers/Oilers games. We were allowed at field level and I have Chad Brown and Levon Kirkland's autographs because the only thing between us crazy dudes and them during warm ups were little 3 foot flimsy barricades (read: nothing). I remember telling Levon Kirkland "Fuck. You're a giant!" He laughed. Know what those tickets cost? $35. Field level, 30 yard lne. We joked with the oiler fans afterward. It was all good. We won, but we weren't jerks about it and they were gracious. FF to 15 years later: Mile High, pre-season game broncs vs packers (gf at the time was a broncs fan). 12 year old kid behind me using words even I won't use. And his parents egging him on. $150 tickets. Pre-season. No thanks. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 06:45 PM (x3YFz) 365
Okay, the Colts are showing a little life here. Plenty of time left.
Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 06:45 PM (8lmkt) 366
362 Duke Lowell at January 04, 2014 06:45 PM (o9Rp5)
or Norm(sic) Turner and Phillip "the gambler" Rivers.... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:46 PM (TE35l) 367
Somebody go grab Heather.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 06:47 PM (P6QsQ) 368
I mean really the Pope. Commies and petifiles. Are you going with that. They need to be booed. Dumbass.
Posted by: redenzo at January 04, 2014 06:48 PM (WCnJW) 369
367 grammie winger at January 04, 2014 06:47 PM (P6QsQ)
the buildings aren't that tall in Indy but I am pretty far away... TROYRiser to the Rescue Line please T Riser to the blinking phone Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:48 PM (TE35l) 370
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2014 06:45 PM (o9Rp5)
Who's Alex Miller? You mean Barney Miller? Posted by: BignJames at January 04, 2014 06:49 PM (j7iSn) 371
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I mean really the Pope. Commies and petifiles. Are you going with that. They need to be booed. Dumbass. Posted by: redenzo at January 04, 2014 06:48 PM (WCnJW) I know it was a misspelling, but "petifile" is not something you should google. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 06:49 PM (x3YFz) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 06:50 PM (MaP11) 373
370 BignJames at January 04, 2014 06:49 PM (j7iSn)
I think Phyllis Diller is what is called for here... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:50 PM (TE35l) Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 06:50 PM (0FSuD) 375
Oh yea. Sean payton saints coach. Philly guy newtown square. Im sure he would boo the pope.
Posted by: redenzo at January 04, 2014 06:50 PM (WCnJW) 376
I wonder what Tom Brady is doing right now . . .
Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 06:50 PM (8lmkt) Posted by: Steve at January 04, 2014 06:50 PM (wk+th) 378
The Antarctic Poseidon Adventure continues
http://edition.cnn.com/2014/01/04/world/antarctica-ships-stuck/index.html Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 04, 2014 06:51 PM (J96yq) 379
Smith...Alex Smith.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2014 06:51 PM (o9Rp5) 380
Cesar Milan keeps petifiles, for each show
Posted by: whisperer at January 04, 2014 06:51 PM (WlmVo) 381
The Antarctic Poseidon Adventure continues
what an epic clusterfuck this has turned out to be. lmao! Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 06:51 PM (8lmkt) 382
Steve - Tabasco State in Mexico isn't looking too spicy these days
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Cesar Milan keeps petifiles, for each show Posted by: whisperer at January 04, 2014 06:51 PM (WlmVo) I'm out of here. Posted by: The chicken at January 04, 2014 06:52 PM (x3YFz) 385
374 Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 06:50 PM (0FSuD)
Brees is probably behind only Manning(the real one Peyton) and Brady in the "I find duh open guy" QB smarts game... when we moved to Louisiana I explained to everyone when they got him that if they added a nice sure handed TE woobie to their team he'd take them to the super bowl with what they had and probably win. They thought I was crazy and bitched about his shoulder. Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:52 PM (TE35l) Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2014 06:52 PM (o9Rp5) 387
I wonder what Tom Brady is doing right now .
Such an opportunity. Since I'm a nice guy I'm going to pass. Posted by: Ronster at January 04, 2014 06:53 PM (kj1eu) Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 06:53 PM (8lmkt) 389
381 Peaches at January 04, 2014 06:51 PM (8lmkt)
What Ogabe did for US healthcare Aussie dumbfuck on the SS Chilly Willy is doing for the AGW cult. Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:53 PM (TE35l) 390
We haz a game again!
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 04, 2014 06:53 PM (tTMRX) 391
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I know it was a misspelling, but "petifile" is not something you should google. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 06:49 PM (x3YFz) Definition #5 in the Urban Dictionary is the best. Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 06:54 PM (sdi6R) 392
Nip Sip, USS Polar Star was on the way to Antarctica to break the way to refuel the station at McMurdo. So not exactly a waste. And its good PR for the US. Which we need considering President Lemon is in charge.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 04, 2014 06:54 PM (J96yq) 393
380 Cesar Milan keeps petifiles, for each show
Posted by: whisperer at January 04, 2014 06:51 PM (WlmVo) He should have Obama on his show....he's a dog wokker, you know. Posted by: BignJames at January 04, 2014 06:55 PM (j7iSn) 394
The stupid greenies should reimburse us for this.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 06:55 PM (P6QsQ) 395
371 sorry no time im in pregame mode watching ditty.
Posted by: redenzo at January 04, 2014 06:55 PM (WCnJW) 396
388 Peaches at January 04, 2014 06:53 PM (8lmkt)
it took awhile not a big state but a dispersed one... no no fooling the town of Leesville is really weird it is some mix of Mayberry and Little House on the Prairie and I mean "weird" as in odd not bad I love those people... but there I am knowing nobody and they are all going on and on about this kid I watched at Purdue and as a Charger fan(I wanted the Bolts to keep Brees and get a goddamned lineman in the 1st round) so I must have told literally 50 people over 5 days... "no the kid is good he won't fuck up and play beyond his ability in play selection" ok I didn't drop the F bomb much I saw "Southern Comfort" I knew to be wary of pissing the locals off... "your strange Louisiana ways are new to me" Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:56 PM (TE35l) 397
Houston's forecast, Sunday through Monday
http://www.wunderground.com/cgi-bin/findweather/getForecast?query=77005 Does global-warming involve the 59 full of ice patches during the Monday morning rush? Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 06:56 PM (Xfl0F) 398
Tom Brady is doing just fine right now, whatever he's doing. He's in that rarefied air of not "will you be great", but "how great will you be?". His career could end tomorrow and all would still consider him a great.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2014 06:56 PM (ZshNr) 399
Peaches I posted that on FB. It is sliding towards Irwin Allen level of spectacle.
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353 SARDiver at January 04, 2014 06:40 PM (LgxPj) I'm sorry your regions fans, municipal government, and courts were not smart enough to bargain with the Irsays like the Browns fans basically did with the NFL and Modell.... trust me it must suck getting outsmarted by Cleveland...God knows it hurt me the last two elections Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:43 PM (TE35l) IIRC, Baltimore tried to get Irsay to do exactly what Cleveland got the Modells to do. He wanted to take the Colts' history with him, not just the team. Posted by: SARDiver at January 04, 2014 06:58 PM (LgxPj) 401
Maybe Luck is color blind?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2014 06:59 PM (o9Rp5) 402
Sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of a fateful ship that started out to find no ice only to be stuck in it's grip the weather started getting cold the icebreaker was stuck if not for the coverage by the MSM nobody'd give a fuck Posted by: seamrog at January 04, 2014 06:59 PM (WlmVo) 403
"your strange Louisiana ways are new to me"
Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 06:56 PM (TE35l) I have very, very good friends from Louisiana. I'd go there in a heartbeat. Love rednecks, don't really want to be 'gator chow. It's a conundrum. Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 06:59 PM (8lmkt) 404
holy cow, *another* interception
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 06:59 PM (5p18q) 405
I heard yesterday that a poll had Tom Bradey as the least liked QB. Tim Tebow was the 2nd least liked. WTF Tebow hasn't played this year.
Posted by: Ronster at January 04, 2014 07:00 PM (kj1eu) 406
Another interception? Did someone from Folgers slip in Romo?
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 04, 2014 07:00 PM (J96yq) 407
"I wonder what Tom Brady is doing right now . . . "
On the phone with Aaron Rodger, you know just talkin. Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 04, 2014 07:00 PM (WdbF7) Posted by: Adriane... at January 04, 2014 07:00 PM (m3Cp/) Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 07:00 PM (P6QsQ) 410
400 SARDiver at January 04, 2014 06:58 PM (LgxPj)
Yeah that was after they antagonized him, threatened to ACTUALLY eminent domain the damn team and meant it etc etc.... I get it....yes "our colors the name" maybe if you'd built him the stadium you bribed Art with it all would have worked out... water under the bridge Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:01 PM (TE35l) 411
Tim Tebow was the 2nd least liked. WTF Tebow hasn't played this year.
And George Bush hasn't been President for the last five years. Haters gotta hate Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 07:01 PM (Xfl0F) 412
Tim Tebow was the 2nd least liked. WTF Tebow hasn't played this year.
doesn't matter - he could never play again and he'll still be hated for the next 10 yrs by the usual crowd Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 07:02 PM (5p18q) Posted by: Adriane... at January 04, 2014 07:02 PM (m3Cp/) 414
I heard yesterday that a poll had Tom Bradey as the least liked QB
that is a filthy fuckin' lie . . . who did they poll, other quarterbacks? buncha fuckin' whiners. now i suppose you will start blaspheming on belichick, well, save your breath. they are a pair for the ages. not that i think they will survive the post-season (i don't, sadface), but c'mon, people need to stop with this hate shit. Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 07:02 PM (8lmkt) Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at January 04, 2014 07:02 PM (DhGW2) 416
Brady is hated for obvious reasons, he's Superman. Late round draftee who ends up SB Champ married to a Supermodel. But that's pretty gay. He's a great QB, no matter what.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2014 07:03 PM (ZshNr) 417
seamrog, excellent.
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 04, 2014 07:03 PM (J96yq) 418
I no longer have television. I didn't realize until a few minutes ago that I could watch the game on the internetz.
Not real good video quality, but I can't complain. Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 07:03 PM (sdi6R) Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 07:04 PM (5p18q) 420
It was a PPP poll. I don't know who was polled. No one called me. If they did, I wouldn't answer the phone.
Posted by: Ronster at January 04, 2014 07:04 PM (kj1eu) 421
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400 SARDiver at January 04, 2014 06:58 PM (LgxPj) Yeah that was after they antagonized him, threatened to ACTUALLY eminent domain the damn team and meant it etc etc.... I get it....yes "our colors the name" maybe if you'd built him the stadium you bribed Art with it all would have worked out... water under the bridge Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:01 PM (TE35l) I was across the county and 10 years old at the time, so...okay, I'll concede the point. Now with that behind us, fuck the team from Indianapolis. Posted by: SARDiver at January 04, 2014 07:05 PM (LgxPj) 422
416 Lincolntf at January 04, 2014 07:03 PM (ZshNr)
Yeah "Supermodel" http://tinyurl.com/kx2t5vt That's a man baby.... "Giselle" was originally Gillette and I was a Brady believer at his UM stage..... M Go Blue!(someday it seems sadly) Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:05 PM (TE35l) 423
I like refreshing this thread.
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 07:06 PM (sdi6R) 424
421 SARDiver at January 04, 2014 07:05 PM (LgxPj)
I was 12.... I could regale you with a set of documented stories from league meetings about what a crazy fuck Irsay the elder was.... No great love...a lot of my friends back home in Ohio hated that the colts were moving to Indy because "it will hurt the bengals attendance" Delusional Kitties.... those were Bears fans. Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:07 PM (TE35l) 425
News Flash - New York Times might be being bought. By a PRC businessman who made his fortune in the recycling business. Seems appropriate.
http://tinyurl.com/jwrfwk3 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 04, 2014 07:08 PM (J96yq) 426
I can see Brady being unliked in that perverse, human-nature-kind-of-way where you resent someone who has bleeping everything. He's living every straight man's dream to an exponential degree. Football stud, totally clutch, with a wife hotter than a 50 cal after 3000 rounds. Yeah, if I wasn't a Pats fan, I'd hate him too just out of sheer envy.
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 04, 2014 07:08 PM (tTMRX) 427
ugh, the Colts are clawing back
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 07:09 PM (5p18q) 428
KC can't put them away.
Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 07:10 PM (QupBk) 429
426 Brass Bancroft at January 04, 2014 07:08 PM (tTMRX)
if you like your SuperModels with Heath Ledger's Jawline... Gillette's your gal.... She's no Brinkley and definitely no Gia.... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:11 PM (TE35l) 430
Yeah, if I wasn't a Pats fan, I'd hate him too just out of sheer envy.
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 04, 2014 07:08 PM (tTMRX) OMG, you're a fellow Pats fan? I heart you!!! Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 07:12 PM (8lmkt) 431
I would think Phillip Rivers would be more disliked than Brady. What do I know?
Posted by: Ronster at January 04, 2014 07:12 PM (kj1eu) Posted by: seamrog at January 04, 2014 07:12 PM (WlmVo) 433
Now that he's grown a beard, Luck looks like the double for the Geico Caveman
Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2014 07:13 PM (aTXUx) 434
what an epic clusterfuck this has turned out to be. lmao!
Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 06:51 PM (8lmkt) There's times when you just don't have to say a word. You just let events evolve. Oh, and extra butter with the popcorn, please. Posted by: The chicken at January 04, 2014 07:13 PM (x3YFz) 435
Your words are hurtful.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2014 07:13 PM (ZshNr) 436
Hi, kb!!!! {{{{{}}}}} I do hope you check the QB chats on pro football mock. They ride luck like a rented mule on that thing, it's hilarious.
Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 07:14 PM (8lmkt) 437
I'm guessing quite a few people had a major problem with their playoff fantasy lineup with Charles going out so early.
Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2014 07:15 PM (LI48c) 438
431 Ronster at January 04, 2014 07:12 PM (kj1eu)
Well you have the "who?" factor despite Mork Collinsworth gushing over him... The Evangelical Atheists and Moonbat Militia hate him but mostly he is a very good not great QB who tried hard, goes home and ruts with spouse and does NFL QB Charity stuff.... My beef with him is he is way cockier than his performance under pressure justifies. I like "Tom Brady" awesome QB in a really awesome system and team ownership way..... "Tom Brady" who gets every woman in MAss pregnant from raw Macho every time he throws the ball 40+ yards...? Well I watched Joe Montana and he is no Joe Montana. Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:16 PM (TE35l) 439
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I can see Brady being unliked in that perverse, human-nature-kind-of-way where you resent someone who has bleeping everything. He's living every straight man's dream to an exponential degree. Football stud, totally clutch, with a wife hotter than a 50 cal after 3000 rounds. Yeah, if I wasn't a Pats fan, I'd hate him too just out of sheer envy. Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 04, 2014 07:08 PM (tTMRX) Never hated him. Hell, dude's a HoF qb. Patriots get shit done. They've had the Steelers' number for the last 10 years; we just cannot beat them. I reserve hate for a select group of people, and pro sports isn't even near that group. Posted by: The chicken at January 04, 2014 07:17 PM (x3YFz) 440
People disappointed by SMOD and stuck inside should check out snowballearth (dot) org. They are up to three snowballs -not ice ages, snowballs- now. Only two last I checked.
Apparently the tipping point is about half of earth covered by snow. Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 07:17 PM (sOtz/) 441
>>>I do hope you check the QB chats on pro football mock. They ride luck like a rented mule on that thing, it's hilarious.
Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 07:14 PM (8lmkt)<<< I would never ride Luck. I like women. Love! Women! Just like my good buddy Phil Robertson says. Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at January 04, 2014 07:17 PM (Oeij3) 442
433 kbdabear at January 04, 2014 07:13 PM (aTXUx)
Hey Grizzly Adams keep your eyes on the free frickin' safety Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:17 PM (TE35l) 443
Brass Bancroft: I tend not to think highly of men who dump their pregnant wives for other women, especially whenthehomewrecker(yes, she's a beauty) is also an anti-American limo leftist who despises the country that made her and her husband rich.
I don't deny that Brady is a great QB. Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 07:17 PM (R3gO3) 444
Er, ice. Need more snow than ice.
Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 07:18 PM (sOtz/) 445
"Those people would boo the Pope".
Posted by: HH Maybe they're demonrats. Heck they booed God at their last convention, 3 times! Posted by: The Farmer at January 04, 2014 07:18 PM (eBupg) 446
die sock! Well, it's a chicken sock so I'll just release it back into the wild.
Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 07:18 PM (x3YFz) 447
431 I would think Phillip Rivers would be more disliked than Brady. What do I know? Posted by: Ronster at January 04, 2014 07:12 PM (kj1eu) I don't like either of them for different reasons. Rivers always came across to me as a slightly petulant man-child. Brady I don't like because he seems to have inherited the arrogant asshole trait from his headcoach. Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2014 07:19 PM (LI48c) 448
I tend not to think highly of men who dump their pregnant wives for other women
They weren't married and, just fyi, SHE dumped HIM. Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 07:19 PM (8lmkt) 449
439 The chicken at January 04, 2014 07:17 PM (x3YFz)
Only NFLer I "hate" is gone now...it was Rayenthal Lewis.... and hell if I am to go into Poppin' Fresh mode and "be fair" it was not him I hated it was the blowjob he got for what 12 years and growing from the sports media ignoring his "nightclub posse" problem.... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:19 PM (TE35l) 450
That's how I feel, the Chicken. I remember longingly the days when I could get legitimately angry over sports events, Too much real shit to get worked up over nowadays, sports are just for fun.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2014 07:20 PM (ZshNr) 451
450 Lincolntf at January 04, 2014 07:20 PM (ZshNr)
That's the thing I remember when I thought Al Davis was evil....I mean really evil... hell Al was just a Democrat.... the elite democrats are real evil Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:21 PM (TE35l) 452
Tom Brady is a great QB. His temper is hilarious. Do not care about his personal life because he pays for it.
Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 07:21 PM (sOtz/) 453
At least Brady hasn't killed anyone or raped anyone or tortured dogs, I'll say that for him.
But I agree with whoever said "hate" is far too strong an emotion to direct at NFL players. They're not destroying the country like the pols and the leftists are. Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 07:22 PM (R3gO3) 454
7 more years of cutler
***sob*** Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 04, 2014 07:22 PM (MX68J) 455
but c'mon, people need to stop with this hate shit.
Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 07:02 PM If I can't hate the Patriots, well just ship me off to the gulag Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2014 07:22 PM (aTXUx) 456
Heart right back at you, Peaches. I've been a Pats fan since Steve Grogan was under center.
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 04, 2014 07:22 PM (tTMRX) 457
Colts are looking pretty sharp here, lotta time left, this game could go either way.
Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 07:23 PM (8lmkt) 458
So, high five???
Posted by: Tom Fuckin' Brady at January 04, 2014 07:23 PM (8lmkt) 459
.... hands ncj a green and gold tissue .....
Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 07:23 PM (P6QsQ) 460
I attribute the great ass on that Chiefs cheerleader to the abundance of great bbq eateries in KC
Posted by: kbdabear at January 04, 2014 07:24 PM (aTXUx) 461
Beagle: seems they're more confident in placing two separate snowball events in the (unofficially-named) Cryogenian Period. Either that or I wasn't paying enough attention.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 07:24 PM (Xfl0F) 462
Monumental meltdown for the Chiefs or epic come back for the Colts?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2014 07:24 PM (o9Rp5) 463
454 navycopjoe why god why? at January 04, 2014 07:22 PM (MX68J)
On the bright side they made probably the ONLY move that would keep people fondly dwelling about Rex "SexCannon" as "the glory days"...so maybe it is Throwback marketing NCJ.... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:25 PM (TE35l) 464
440 People disappointed by SMOD and stuck inside should check out snowballearth (dot) org.
Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 07:17 PM (sOtz/) This is good: The last snowball earth ended 635 million years ago (Ma), near the end of the Proterozoic Eon. For reference, the oldest bilaterian animal fossils (555 Ma in Arctic Russia) are 80 million years younger. This snowball earth is often referred to as "Marinoan", after glacial sediments in South Australia described in 1949 by the geologist and famed Antarctic explorer, Sir Douglas Mawson. It was an earlier Mawson expedition that the current Ship of Fools folks were trying to retrace. Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 07:25 PM (sdi6R) 465
459 is it full of global warming?
seriously, get thee to Hawaii....its like 75 and its cold, we be dying back there Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 04, 2014 07:25 PM (MX68J) 466
Wow
Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 07:25 PM (P6QsQ) 467
That was a heads-up play by Luck.
Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 07:25 PM (QupBk) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 07:25 PM (MaP11) 469
455 kbdabear at January 04, 2014 07:22 PM (aTXUx)
I'll pretend....I'll go too you won't be alone... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:25 PM (TE35l) Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 07:26 PM (5p18q) 471
Damn. We only have one TV and now it's time for my youngest daughter to watch My Little Pony before bedtime.
Well, let me know if anything exciting happens. I think the Chefs will pull it out. Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 04, 2014 07:26 PM (tTMRX) 472
I hear the Sports Center theme.
Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 07:26 PM (QupBk) Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 07:26 PM (x3YFz) 474
I'm listening to the podcast. They are funny.
Last Friday I made mistake of listening to it on my iPhone @ work. I turned volume down but too many F words in it for work. I have my own office, I didn't think anyone would hear it. Posted by: Carol at January 04, 2014 07:26 PM (z4WKX) 475
What the hell, did someone's bookie make a wee phone call to the locker room during half time or something?
Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at January 04, 2014 07:26 PM (Gk3SS) 476
467 That was a heads-up play by Luck. Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 07:25 PM (QupBk) Yeah, I think a lot of quarterbacks would have just grabbed it and fallen on it to ensure it didn't end up a turnover. Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2014 07:27 PM (LI48c) 477
Da-da-du da-da-du
Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 07:27 PM (QupBk) Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 04, 2014 07:27 PM (zDsvJ) 479
I used to hate Deion for taking the chop everywhere, but I got over it. Na na na na na. Na na na na na.
Na na na na na. Na na na na na. Na na na na na.... Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 07:27 PM (sOtz/) 480
"I attribute the great ass on that Chiefs cheerleader to the abundance of great bbq eateries in KC"
--- There's BBQ in KC? Pshaw Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2014 07:27 PM (o9Rp5) 481
475 alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at January 04, 2014 07:26 PM (Gk3SS)
I think Luck let loose face spiders at 1/2 time... they got remotivated for certain Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:28 PM (TE35l) 482
snowballearth dot org hasn't updated their research tab since '06.
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 07:28 PM (Xfl0F) 483
They weren't married and, just fyi, SHE dumped HIM. Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 07:19 PM (8lmkt)
Ah, I stand corrected then.Giselle's anti-American statements still annoy me although in fairness, I haven't seen any indication that Brady agrees with her. Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 07:28 PM (R3gO3) 484
#454
On a lighter note (no pun intended), have you seen the Smokin' Jay Cutler website? Always makes me laugh. Worth a google if you haven't seen it. Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 04, 2014 07:29 PM (tTMRX) 485
Heh.
Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 04, 2014 07:29 PM (hO8IJ) 486
The Immaculate Fumble Recovery
Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 07:29 PM (sOtz/) 487
You can sharpen knives on Bundchen's jawline.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 04, 2014 07:29 PM (oFCZn) 488
Yeah, Bucs cheerleaders have supplanted the Raiders.
I nominate the Skins for most improved. And most racisssst. Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 04, 2014 07:29 PM (zDsvJ) 489
Okay, KC needs to nut up now.
Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 07:29 PM (QupBk) 490
We only have one TV and now it's time for my youngest daughter to watch My Little Pony before bedtime.
time to teach her about disappointment . . . Are you serious???? Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 07:29 PM (8lmkt) 491
483 Donna V. at January 04, 2014 07:28 PM (R3gO3)
Uptwinkies... of course if he disagreed he might tell his amigo there to pipe down and not hurt his Q rating. Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:30 PM (TE35l) 492
now it's time for my youngest daughter to watch My Little Pony before bedtime.
Watch out for Pajama Boy. Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 07:30 PM (Xfl0F) 493
AtC! I received my own velociraptor as a Kinder surprise gift.
Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 07:30 PM (bp6gJ) Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 07:30 PM (sOtz/) 495
The one on top; I think I see a pimple on her right cheek, but I can't get the screen to make the picture any bigger. Might need to do a close hands on sort of visual inspection to verify if she's got a dermatological problem there.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 04, 2014 07:31 PM (VAche) 496
seriously, get thee to Hawaii....its like 75 and its cold, we be dying back there Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 04, 2014 07:25 PM (MX68J) I know you guys hate my war stories. But, bear with me. 1995. Riyadh AB. 75 degrees F. I'm driving the DETCO to work (that's another story). Hit the gate and Sgt Saudi is bundled up in 1975 era field jacket, complete with hood, watch cap, just freaking freezing his arse off. I swear he was shivering like it was 20 below. I still laugh just thinking about it. Guess he's never been to Montana in the middle of February. Heh. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 07:31 PM (x3YFz) Posted by: garrett at January 04, 2014 07:31 PM (IUbJX) Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 07:31 PM (5p18q) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 07:31 PM (MaP11) 500
Whole lotta suck going on with KC
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2014 07:31 PM (HVff2) 501
AtC! I received my own velociraptor as a Kinder surprise gift.
Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 07:30 PM (bp6gJ) Yaaaay! You deserve a velociraptor of your very own. In the mwahahaha now I have one of my very own mwhahahahahahaha sense. Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at January 04, 2014 07:32 PM (Gk3SS) 502
"Its coutains for you chemjeff, coutains!"
Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 04, 2014 07:32 PM (J96yq) 503
Guess he's never been to Montana in the middle of February. Heh.
Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 07:31 PM (x3YFz) clearly not a skier. Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 07:32 PM (8lmkt) 504
and you know, I always knew it would be decided by 3 pts or less
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 07:32 PM (5p18q) Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 07:32 PM (0FSuD) 506
KC leads in head injuries as well.
Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 07:32 PM (sOtz/) 507
Yaaaay! You deserve a velociraptor of your very own. In the mwahahaha now I have one of my very own mwhahahahahahaha sense.
Posted by: alexthechick - Really Universe Really? at January 04, 2014 07:32 PM (Gk3SS) What's yours is mine. Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 07:33 PM (bp6gJ) 508
Now legs.
Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 07:33 PM (sOtz/) Posted by: Torrey Smith at January 04, 2014 07:33 PM (Oeij3) 510
I contain multitudes.
Posted by: Fail at January 04, 2014 07:33 PM (QupBk) 511
Obviously the girl @505 is not a PIV hater.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 07:34 PM (0FSuD) 512
"Holy shit, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
Posted by: Dorothy being sodomized by an arctic cold front. at January 04, 2014 07:34 PM (cK0tU) 513
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Guess he's never been to Montana in the middle of February. Heh. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 07:31 PM (x3YFz) clearly not a skier. Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 07:32 PM (8lmkt) And 5 hours away, as the crow flies, are the hardest badass mountain fighters on the planet. Go figure. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 07:34 PM (x3YFz) 514
511 Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 07:34 PM (0FSuD)
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say most women aren't despite Ms PIV Avenger's theory.... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:35 PM (TE35l) 515
So, Indy decided to show up.
Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 07:36 PM (bp6gJ) 516
Anyone remember the Bills/Oilers playoff game in the early 90's? This has that feel.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2014 07:36 PM (o9Rp5) 517
511 Obviously the girl @505 is not a PIV hater.
I shouldn't have wasted my time, but I read that PIV is rape screed earlier today. The stupidity is stunning. Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 07:36 PM (R3gO3) 518
BIG first down for the Chefs
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 07:36 PM (5p18q) 519
Win or lose, credit to Luck and the Horseshoes for fighting their way back into this one.
Posted by: brevity at January 04, 2014 07:36 PM (8xlhb) 520
Well, I wrote off the Colts and went to fix dinner early. And now I'm watching an amazing game over dinner. I am glad to be wrong!
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at January 04, 2014 07:37 PM (7KvT6) 521
What did I miss?
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 07:37 PM (P1WNR) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 07:37 PM (MaP11) 523
516 Duke Lowell at January 04, 2014 07:36 PM (o9Rp5)
Yes...that was when I found I could not bring myself to choke my father in law... Goddamned Bills. Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:38 PM (TE35l) 524
521
What did I miss? Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 07:37 PM (P1WNR) oh nothing.Chiefs are still going to win.they are just making it interesting. Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 07:38 PM (5p18q) 525
Glad I kept watching this game.
Posted by: CDR M at January 04, 2014 07:38 PM (LsJl8) 526
Anyone remember the Bills/Oilers playoff game in the early 90's?
If I didn't, there were kind and helpful people in aeroport lounges across America who would aid my memory on that score. This went on pretty much until 1996. Did I mention how much people suck? Posted by: the toilet hobo who used to live in Houston at January 04, 2014 07:38 PM (Xfl0F) 527
The ice bound "scientists" promise to pay U.S. back in carbon credits?
Do they print it on carbon paper? Won't our hands be blue? Blue hands would be appropriate, I guess cold hand and all. Posted by: seamrog at January 04, 2014 07:38 PM (WlmVo) 528
Kindle Fire saved the day. Youngest daughter now watching her show on there. That was my son's idea, and he doesn't even care about watching football. I'm working on him, though.
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 04, 2014 07:39 PM (tTMRX) Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at January 04, 2014 07:39 PM (J96yq) 530
Ha. The guy gets a concussion making a tackle and his buddy comes up and starts smacking his head. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 07:40 PM (MaP11) 531
517 Donna V. at January 04, 2014 07:36 PM (R3gO3)
Yeah I posted earlier today about some of the logical flaws in PIV Avenger's Master's Thesis there.... I want someone, ANYONE to get her to explain the biomechanical thermodynamics of how the master race of Lesbians that existed prior to the genetic monstrosity known as XY bearer bred.... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:40 PM (TE35l) 532
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The ice bound "scientists" promise to pay U.S. back in carbon credits? Posted by: seamrog at January 04, 2014 07:38 PM (WlmVo) That's like. um. parody, right? A joke? Say it's a joke. ha ha. joke. /direct stare Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 07:40 PM (x3YFz) 533
Win or lose, credit to Luck and the Horseshoes for fighting their way back into this one.
Posted by: brevity at January 04, 2014 07:36 PM (8xlhb) absofuckinlutely! I got no skin in this game, but I am enjoying the crap out of it. Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 07:40 PM (8lmkt) 534
I watched the Bills Oilers game in the barracks at Strassburg Kaserne, on AFN, drunk as a skunk in a Buffalo native's room.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2014 07:41 PM (ZshNr) 535
Nat Geo had to admit the earth cycles back and forth between ice and tropics on its own in 2010, but that "just shows how sensitive the earth is".
I hope the global warming windchill does not freeze anyone solid. Stay safe. Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 07:41 PM (sOtz/) 536
In the Colts win, there will be lulz
Posted by: the toilet hobo who used to live in Houston at January 04, 2014 07:41 PM (Xfl0F) 537
534 Lincolntf at January 04, 2014 07:41 PM (ZshNr)
so he had a non PIV happy moment I am certain yes? The neighbors when we lived in Maryland what 8 years later were acting like THAT game offset the fucking superbowl losses for f**k's sake..... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:42 PM (TE35l) 538
Can't say the NFL has been boring me lately.
Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 07:43 PM (R3gO3) 539
I haven't much liked the Patriots since they did all that trash talking the year they thought they'd have an undefeated season. (Hah!)
But I agree that it's silly to HATE a sports team like the Pats. You should save that kind of venom for the Cowboys. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 04, 2014 07:43 PM (dfYL9) 540
For all of those who remember the Oilers epic collapse just remember 2 things...1) That other team from Texas destroyed the Bills in the Super Bowl and 2) The Oilers finally made it to a Super Bowl...as the Tennessee Titans.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 04, 2014 07:43 PM (cK0tU) Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 07:43 PM (sdi6R) 542
For "in", read "if".
Or, mayhap, "an". I miss "an", and would fain restore it to the common speech Posted by: the toilet hobo who used to live in Houston at January 04, 2014 07:43 PM (Xfl0F) 543
536 the toilet hobo who used to live in Houston at January 04, 2014 07:41 PM (Xfl0F)
Monkey, Back...some disassembly required... //Ghost of the Oilers past Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:43 PM (TE35l) 544
Can't really argue the merits or demerits of supermodels. I likes 'em all.
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 04, 2014 07:43 PM (tTMRX) 545
I want someone, ANYONE to get her to explain the
biomechanical thermodynamics of how the master race of Lesbians that existed prior to the genetic monstrosity known as XY bearer bred.... Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:40 PM (TE35l) Noting the exceedingly appropriate sarcasm... (still laughing).. Master's theses are self masturbation and not worth the power on the laptops they're written on. We've all done it. Mine was on nuclear propulsion and it was crap. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 07:43 PM (x3YFz) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 07:43 PM (MaP11) 547
The field goal kicker was Ryan Suckup?
That's what it sounded like. Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 07:43 PM (sdi6R) I believe it is actually "Succup." You'd think they'd find another way to pronounce it . . . Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 07:44 PM (8lmkt) 548
538 Donna V. at January 04, 2014 07:43 PM (R3gO3)
I'm glad... something is dying in me for the game...probably a combination of a lot of things. Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:44 PM (TE35l) 549
But I agree that it's silly to HATE a sports team like the Pats. You should save that kind of venom for the Cowboys.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 04, 2014 07:43 PM (dfYL9) I agree, if you're gonna hate an NFL team, the Dallas Cowgirls is a good place to start Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 07:44 PM (5p18q) 550
After watching this play out for 3 hours, it's either a TD or pick for Luck.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 07:45 PM (P1WNR) 551
I agree, if you're gonna hate an NFL team, the Dallas Cowgirls is a good place to start
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 07:44 PM (5p18q) Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 07:45 PM (bp6gJ) 552
But I agree that it's silly to HATE a sports team like the Pats. You should save that kind of venom for the Cowboys. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 04, 2014 07:43 PM (dfYL9)
Heh. Actually, I reserve my hate for the Viqueens. Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 07:45 PM (R3gO3) 553
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After watching this play out for 3 hours, it's either a TD or pick for Luck. Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 07:45 PM (P1WNR) there's always the possibility of a fumble Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 07:45 PM (5p18q) 554
Grumble.
I live in the DC area. I don't like the Cowboys but I don't like the Redskins so I can live here. Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 07:46 PM (bp6gJ) 555
545 tangonine at January 04, 2014 07:43 PM (x3YFz)
How epic was Ogabe's self-gratification that we can't see it...? Think about that for a second...this lunatic psycho lets her candle shine... hell I can read Ayers' if inclined....but Bambi...lo Bambi must be protected. Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:46 PM (TE35l) 556
I agree, if you're gonna hate an NFL team, the Dallas Cowgirls is a good place to start
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 07:44 PM (5p18q) If you really, really, are determined to hate an NFL team; start with the Falcons or Saints and work your way up. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 07:46 PM (x3YFz) 557
533 Win or lose, credit to Luck and the Horseshoes for fighting their way back into this one.
Posted by: brevity at January 04, 2014 07:36 PM (8xlhb) absofuckinlutely! I got no skin in this game, but I am enjoying the crap out of it. Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 07:40 PM (8lmkt) Exciting, will the sucking noise become a choking noise? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2014 07:47 PM (HVff2) 558
I agree, if you're gonna hate an NFL team, the Dallas Cowgirls is a good place to start
What am I, chopped liver? Posted by: Baltimore Ravens at January 04, 2014 07:47 PM (QupBk) 559
Come Vinateri field goal to tie it and then Vinateri field goal in OT to win it!
Why yes I did pick him as my kicker, why do you ask? Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2014 07:47 PM (LI48c) 560
At this rate, the Chiefs won't have any players left..
Posted by: brevity at January 04, 2014 07:48 PM (8xlhb) Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:48 PM (TE35l) 562
oh I"m not a Ravens fan either
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 07:49 PM (5p18q) 563
He will never win a quarterback beauty contest, but that Luck guy sure is a hell of a player.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 04, 2014 07:49 PM (cK0tU) 564
559
Come Vinateri field goal to tie it and then Vinateri field goal in OT to win it! Why yes I did pick him as my kicker, why do you ask? Posted by: buzzion Math, what is it good for? Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 07:49 PM (P1WNR) 565
Last semester I was in college I had to write a senior thesis about Justinian's reign. I chose to write about his conversion (or not) to aphtartodocetism.
That paper was... awful. I still have it around but I won't ever post it Posted by: the toilet hobo who used to live in Houston at January 04, 2014 07:49 PM (Xfl0F) 566
560
At this rate, the Chiefs won't have any players left.. Posted by: brevity at January 04, 2014 07:48 PM (8xlhb) yeah no kidding. we'll see Andy Reid out there playing offensive tackle Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 07:49 PM (5p18q) 567
He will never win a quarterback beauty contest, but that Luck guy sure is a hell of a player.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 04, 2014 07:49 PM (cK0tU) He wins the politeness contest on profootballmock. Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 07:50 PM (bp6gJ) 568
Tangonine,
I made that up, tho it could possibly happen in Obama's bizarre world. ( And I enjoy the war stories, it is the intelligent military blog, after all) Posted by: seamrog at January 04, 2014 07:50 PM (WlmVo) 569
Shit! Touchdown, what a comeback.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 04, 2014 07:50 PM (cK0tU) 570
Are you kidding me?
Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 07:50 PM (P6QsQ) 571
OMG!!!!!!!
Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 07:50 PM (8lmkt) 572
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Posted by: brevity at January 04, 2014 07:50 PM (8xlhb) 573
damn
was chris conte covering him? Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 04, 2014 07:51 PM (MX68J) 574
What a fucking pass!
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 07:51 PM (0FSuD) 575
And BOOM goes the dynamite.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 07:51 PM (P1WNR) Posted by: Soothsayer at January 04, 2014 07:51 PM (u/XY6) 577
555
545 tangonine at January 04, 2014 07:43 PM (x3YFz) How epic was Ogabe's self-gratification that we can't see it...? hell I can read Ayers' if inclined....but Bambi...lo Bambi must be protected. Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:46 PM (TE35l) Brother, I think we've all expressed the appropriate amount of derision for this person (I won't call him a man). We're angried-out. Most folks are just tired of being pissed off. That's a very, very dangerous place. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 07:51 PM (x3YFz) 578
Boom!
Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 07:51 PM (QupBk) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 07:51 PM (MaP11) 580
Me!
Posted by: pilot Ho Lee Fuk at January 04, 2014 07:51 PM (Oeij3) 581
This Luck guy is pretty good at this football thing.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at January 04, 2014 07:51 PM (ZPrif) 582
So very much fail.
Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 07:51 PM (QupBk) 583
A lot of time left.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 07:51 PM (P1WNR) 584
Still A LOT of time left.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 07:51 PM (0FSuD) 585
Am I dreaming or are the Colts winning this one?
Posted by: the toilet hobo who used to live in Houston at January 04, 2014 07:51 PM (Xfl0F) 586
ok now chiefs need to grind out a long offensive drive and kick a FG with 1 second left
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 07:51 PM (5p18q) 587
But it's not over.
Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 07:51 PM (QupBk) 588
Sven: Pro sports has a lot of corruption, but I still love pro baseball and football. I find I need diversions more than ever in the age of Obama.
BTW, my older brother reminded me today of how my dad would go up to Lambeau Field with some of his buddies from the shop during the Lombardi era. They'd take a bus up and come home and go to a steakhouse. And my dad would wear a suit and tie to a Packer game! I have a vague memory of men wearing suits and ties at Braves games in the early '60's. Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 07:52 PM (R3gO3) 589
Unbelievable
Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 07:52 PM (P6QsQ) 590
Doh!
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2014 07:52 PM (ZshNr) 591
That paper was... awful. I still have it around but I won't ever post it
Posted by: the toilet hobo who used to live in Houston at January 04, 2014 07:49 PM (Xfl0F) I have a paper or two that I wish was never written. I'd borrow your commode for them. 45-44 Indy. Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 07:52 PM (bp6gJ) 592
565 the toilet hobo who used to live in Houston at January 04, 2014 07:49 PM (Xfl0F)
Thing is BTH by way of H you do not go around with a card that says "BTH-ABSOLUTE FUCKING er uh Genius" on it with a coterie of or maybe you do *wink* Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:52 PM (TE35l) 593
oh it's over Posted by: Soothsayer at January 04, 2014 07:52 PM (u/XY6) 594
As a Raiders fan, it is enjoyable to watch the Chiefs implode.
Posted by: CDR M at January 04, 2014 07:52 PM (LsJl8) 595
I'm not watching the game... You guys are telling me the Chiefs blew a 38-10 lead?
Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 07:53 PM (x3YFz) Posted by: the fat lady at January 04, 2014 07:53 PM (Xfl0F) 597
564 559 Come Vinateri field goal to tie it and then Vinateri field goal in OT to win it! Why yes I did pick him as my kicker, why do you ask? Posted by: buzzionMath, what is it good for? Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 07:49 PM (P1WNR) Ah missed that the Chiefs had made another field goal. Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2014 07:53 PM (LI48c) 598
OK, so the internet video is running about a minute behind the blog.
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 07:53 PM (sdi6R) 599
Colts at home. This is going to be the money series.
Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 07:53 PM (0FSuD) 600
Heck, only gorgeous models are pretty good too. Super powers can backfire on you.
Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 07:53 PM (sOtz/) 601
"No 41 yarder, no 41 yarder, no 41 yarder......please God no 41 yarder!"
Posted by: Ryan Succop at January 04, 2014 07:53 PM (cK0tU) Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 07:53 PM (5p18q) 603
Wow. If Indy comes back to win this game, that'll be something.
Not as big a something as them thar elbows, but something nevertheless. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 04, 2014 07:54 PM (0HooB) 604
Another pass like that and KC is in FG range.
Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 07:54 PM (QupBk) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 07:54 PM (MaP11) 606
Peaches @ 403-
Sven is right about Leesville. As a whole, Vernon Parish is a cool place. As you go East, be wary of Pitkin. Just sayin'. COLTS SCORE! Posted by: Erowmero at January 04, 2014 07:54 PM (OONaw) 607
Now for the Colt's D to hold it...
Posted by: brevity at January 04, 2014 07:54 PM (8xlhb) 608
595 tangonine at January 04, 2014 07:53 PM (x3YFz)
that buffalo sized monkey may hop off my oilers' backs Posted by: Sven10077 at January 04, 2014 07:54 PM (TE35l) 609
TY Hilton has been awesome this game; why couldn't he have done this when he was on my fantasy team this year?
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 04, 2014 07:55 PM (tTMRX) 610
Grounding.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 04, 2014 07:55 PM (zDsvJ) 611
That was the right call.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 04, 2014 07:55 PM (cK0tU) 612
That's intentional grounding.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 07:55 PM (P1WNR) 613
NO excuse for this Chiefs. None. You stink. I'm done and over and out.
Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 07:56 PM (u25eL) 614
OK, so the internet video is running about a minute behind the blog. Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 07:53 PM (sdi6R)
Yeah, I'm finding out here what's going on before I actually see it. Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 07:56 PM (R3gO3) 615
Can Indy hold on?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 04, 2014 07:56 PM (0HooB) 616
I think we can agree that neither team will beat the Broncos next week.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 04, 2014 07:56 PM (zDsvJ) 617
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tangonine yeah they did. but they will still win it Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 07:53 PM (5p18q) Somewhere, Jack Lambert just killed himself so he could spin in his grave at the lack of D in the NFL. fucking Roger Goodell and his bullshit hamstringing of the defense. Once I'm dead, I'll find him in the afterlife and kill him again just on principle. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 07:57 PM (x3YFz) 618
How important are those timeouts now? Ouch.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at January 04, 2014 07:57 PM (o9Rp5) 619
Those lost time outs are gonna come back to haunt the Chiefs if they can't put up the FG.
Game will be over. Posted by: Hate Miser at January 04, 2014 07:57 PM (Oeij3) 620
Can Succop make a 60-yarder?
Posted by: brevity at January 04, 2014 07:57 PM (8xlhb) 621
616
I think we can agree that neither team will beat the Broncos next week. Posted by: Y-not on the phone Indy already beat Denver this season. Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 07:57 PM (P1WNR) 622
Alex Smith sure could use Vernon Davis right about now.
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 04, 2014 07:58 PM (tTMRX) Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 04, 2014 07:58 PM (MX68J) 624
Though, not looking like the Chiefs D could hold another lead anyway.
Posted by: Hate Miser at January 04, 2014 07:58 PM (Oeij3) 625
I think we can agree that neither team will beat the Broncos next week.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 04, 2014 07:56 PM (zDsvJ) and, yet, the fuckin' Chargers did. don't get too cocky . . . Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 07:58 PM (8lmkt) 626
Brevity. No, he can't. Game is over. Indy wins.
Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 07:58 PM (u25eL) 627
Ouch. Grounding and takes a shot.
Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 07:58 PM (sOtz/) 628
I'm not much of a football fan, but this is really a thriller.
Posted by: rickl at January 04, 2014 07:59 PM (sdi6R) 629
Luck needs to play out his contract then come home to play.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 07:59 PM (P1WNR) 630
Timeouts. How do they work?
Posted by: some other guy at January 04, 2014 07:59 PM (2DunM) 631
Ah, the patented Andy Reid clock management skills from the Philly days.
Posted by: Hate Miser at January 04, 2014 08:00 PM (Oeij3) 632
Posted by: navycopjoe why god why? at January 04, 2014 07:58 PM (MX68J)
Navy beat Army! All is right with the world! Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 08:00 PM (bp6gJ) 633
Time-outs are for pussies.
Posted by: Andy Reid at January 04, 2014 08:00 PM (P1WNR) 634
Wtf?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2014 08:00 PM (HVff2) 635
Poor Dangle...
Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 08:00 PM (TE35l) 636
Wow. Classic Andy Reid clock management. Using final TO right after 2 minute warning timeout.
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 04, 2014 08:00 PM (tTMRX) 637
Out of bounds!!
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 08:00 PM (P1WNR) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 08:01 PM (MaP11) 639
Way to go Andy.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 04, 2014 08:01 PM (cK0tU) 640
Out of bounds catch. Adios, KC.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 04, 2014 08:01 PM (0HooB) 641
dammit, that's gonna leave a mark . . . I feel bad for my Cinderella team, they've done one hell of a job this season.
Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 08:01 PM (8lmkt) 642
Unbelievable.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 04, 2014 08:01 PM (dfYL9) Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 08:02 PM (5p18q) 644
talk about victory snatching defeat from the jaws of incapable.
JFC. NFL = HS football. Thank God I canx my sunday ticket sub this year. This shit is all fucked up and retarded. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 08:02 PM (x3YFz) Posted by: Soothsayer at January 04, 2014 08:02 PM (u/XY6) 646
@616 "Broncos"
Probably not but I would not be shocked if they lost. Home field has not been critical recently. Even playing the extra game has been OK. Denver gives up a lot of points sometimes. Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 08:02 PM (sOtz/) 647
Classic Andy Reid. Mismanage the clock, burn 3 time outs because of it.
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 04, 2014 08:02 PM (Sa+uF) 648
Sorry chemjeff. I really thought you guys had it.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 08:02 PM (P6QsQ) 649
Party in Indy!!!
Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 08:02 PM (8lmkt) 650
Unbeebabul!
Posted by: brevity at January 04, 2014 08:02 PM (8xlhb) Posted by: irongrampa at January 04, 2014 08:02 PM (SAMxH) 652
Thanks Andy Reid for being the new Jack Pardee.
Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 08:02 PM (TE35l) 653
Come home, Andrew, come home.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 08:02 PM (P1WNR) 654
Still glad to see the Chiefs improve this year. They had a lot if injuries.
Colts are going to have a hard time next week. Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 04, 2014 08:03 PM (zDsvJ) 655
{{{chemjeff}}}
Posted by: Vendette at January 04, 2014 08:03 PM (bp6gJ) Posted by: HeideRadieschen at January 04, 2014 08:03 PM (hO8IJ) 657
playing it safe i see
Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 08:03 PM (Xfl0F) 658
Wowza.
Posted by: Lincolntf at January 04, 2014 08:03 PM (ZshNr) Posted by: Soothsayer at January 04, 2014 08:04 PM (u/XY6) Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 08:04 PM (5p18q) 661
654 Still glad to see the Chiefs improve this year. They had a lot if injuries. Colts are going to have a hard time next week. Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 04, 2014 08:03 PM (zDsvJ) Do they have New England or Denver next week? Isn't part of that determined based on who wins between Cincy and San Diego? Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2014 08:04 PM (LI48c) 662
Indu gave up a lot of points against KC. Peyton is going yo shred them imho.
Posted by: Y-not on the phone at January 04, 2014 08:04 PM (zDsvJ) 663
Jeez. I have no dog in this fight, so my condolences to the Chiefs fans and congrats to the Indy fans. Great game!
Posted by: Donna V. at January 04, 2014 08:04 PM (R3gO3) 664
Ouch. KC fans, let me get you a shot.
Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 08:04 PM (sOtz/) Posted by: grammie winger at January 04, 2014 08:04 PM (P6QsQ) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 04, 2014 08:04 PM (MaP11) 667
Just think chemjeff. A few hours ago we were celebrating we thought we had it. I have seen this too many times and I just can't put my heart into this team anymore.
Posted by: jewells45 trying to keep from going crazy at January 04, 2014 08:04 PM (u25eL) Posted by: Andy Reid at January 04, 2014 08:04 PM (P1WNR) 669
Wow.
http://www.totalprosports.com/2013/01/14/13-biggest-nfl-playoff-chokes/ Andy Reid, welcome to the Barrel Of Fame Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 08:04 PM (Xfl0F) 670
So very much of me.
Posted by: Fail at January 04, 2014 08:05 PM (QupBk) 671
Let's see playoff winning coaches for the Chiefs...Hank Stram and Marty Schottenheimer.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 04, 2014 08:05 PM (cK0tU) 672
999
Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 08:05 PM (sOtz/) Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 08:05 PM (x3YFz) 674
Damn, what a game.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at January 04, 2014 08:05 PM (0HooB) 675
If Pittsburgh wins tomorrow, the Colts won't be playing Denver next week.
Posted by: CDR M at January 04, 2014 08:05 PM (LsJl8) Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 08:06 PM (0FSuD) 677
The Chiefs suffered what I call the Peyton Manning Syndrome. Ultra-fast start to the point where all the suckers-of-cock media say you're unbeatable, followed by a long slide and ultimately losing.
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at January 04, 2014 08:06 PM (tTMRX) Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 08:06 PM (TE35l) 679
641 . . . I feel bad for my Cinderella team, they've done one hell of a job this season.
Posted by: Peaches at January 04, 2014 08:01 PM (8lmkt) --------------------------- Yeah, not to take anything away from the Colts' comeback , but I'm sorry to see KC's great season end like this. Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 04, 2014 08:06 PM (dfYL9) Posted by: Choke at January 04, 2014 08:06 PM (0HooB) 681
Damn it Chiefs! Up 28 and you just can't put away the team from Indianapolis! You suck, now I'm going to have to root for Denver next week. I hate Denver.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 04, 2014 08:06 PM (N/cFh) Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 04, 2014 08:07 PM (cK0tU) 683
>>>/hands mic to Mike Tomlin
Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 08:05 PM (x3YFz)<<< It's ok, Mike, I got this. Posted by: Jason Garrett vs Green Bay at January 04, 2014 08:07 PM (Oeij3) Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 08:07 PM (x3YFz) 685
If Pittsburgh wins tomorrow, the Colts won't be playing Denver next week.
Posted by: CDR M at January 04, 2014 08:05 PM (LsJl Franco Harris is doubtful, so I don't know if they can pull off the upset. Posted by: some other guy at January 04, 2014 08:08 PM (2DunM) 686
Let's go Brees!
Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 08:08 PM (QupBk) Posted by: CDR M at January 04, 2014 08:08 PM (LsJl8) Posted by: Vendette cheered for NDSU at January 04, 2014 08:08 PM (bp6gJ) Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 08:08 PM (TE35l) 690
It was Andy Reid all along --- Donavan McNabb
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 04, 2014 08:08 PM (P1WNR) 691
675 If Pittsburgh wins tomorrow, the Colts won't be playing Denver next week. Posted by: CDR M at January 04, 2014 08:05 PM (LsJl You picked them in the NFL fantasy Hockey league didn't you. Posted by: buzzion at January 04, 2014 08:09 PM (LI48c) 692
Oilers unfortunately are still holding onto their trophy filled with buffalo poo . . . because a 35-3 lead is bigger than 38-10
but only barely Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at January 04, 2014 08:09 PM (Xfl0F) 693
THAT was one heckuva game!
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 04, 2014 08:09 PM (32Scy) Posted by: The Kansas City Chiefs at January 04, 2014 08:10 PM (MaP11) 695
It was a good game, Alex Smith should improve.
Is this the Tony Romo defense? Alex Smith accounted for 44 points, I don't think Alex Smith needs to improve much, but maybe their awful pass defense does. Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 04, 2014 08:10 PM (cK0tU) Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 08:10 PM (sOtz/) Posted by: The Kansas City Chiefs at January 04, 2014 08:10 PM (MaP11) 698
Wait, if SD wins then Indianapolis goes to NE, I'd have to root for the Patriots. That's not any better than the Broncos.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 04, 2014 08:10 PM (N/cFh) Posted by: toby928© at January 04, 2014 08:10 PM (QupBk) 700
685
If Pittsburgh wins tomorrow, the Colts won't be playing Denver next week. Posted by: CDR M at January 04, 2014 08:05 PM (LsJl Franco Harris is doubtful, so I don't know if they can pull off the upset. Posted by: some other guy at January 04, 2014 08:08 PM (2DunM) Pittsburgh has a better chance of winning, or at least not losing, tomorrow, than they've had all year. Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 08:11 PM (x3YFz) 701
OK Panther fans want to know?
NO or PHI? I think I want to beat PHI. What say you morons. Posted by: Nip Sip at January 04, 2014 08:06 PM (0FSuD) Be careful what you wish for. Phila is just peaking. I think the Saints will win, but for experience, not for a lack of talent. Phila is going to be a force in the years to come. Posted by: Ombudsman at January 04, 2014 08:12 PM (Sa+uF) 702
It sucks that me and the pedofiles would get booed by the eagle fans
Posted by: the pope at January 04, 2014 08:12 PM (WCnJW) 703
Hey Andy, let's go fishing?
Posted by: Donovan at January 04, 2014 08:12 PM (cK0tU) Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 08:13 PM (TE35l) 705
I blame the sinus infection/head cold for forgetting that SD got in.
Posted by: CDR M at January 04, 2014 08:13 PM (LsJl8) 706
696
*Lining up tequila, whisky, and vodka shots for KC fans* Been there, done that. Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 08:10 PM (sOtz/) Yup. One of those seasons where you still wear your ball cap when you're 2-6, or you (laughs) blow a 38-10 lead in a playoff game; and you still man/woman up and stare at the ground for 10 seconds... and then you get your fight on for next year. (you Eagles fans *do* understand that's not a call to just punch people, right?) Posted by: tangonine at January 04, 2014 08:14 PM (x3YFz) 707
E a g l e s
Posted by: former alter boy at January 04, 2014 08:14 PM (WCnJW) 708
Posted by: sven10077 at January 04, 2014 08:13 PM (TE35l)
IMO, one of the best decisions the Chiefs could have made is bringing Smith to KC. Posted by: Donovan at January 04, 2014 08:14 PM (cK0tU) 709
688
Sorry about Towson too. Posted by: Vendette cheered for NDSU at January 04, 2014 08:08 PM (bp6gJ) It's your fault, you cheered for the bad guys. You're little JoJo, playing with your yoyo. If we'd just had your voice cheering, we could have done it. Instead we went into the boiling water. Posted by: Weirddave at January 04, 2014 08:16 PM (N/cFh) 710
So will more points be scored in this game than the KC/Indy game?
Posted by: CDR M at January 04, 2014 08:16 PM (LsJl8) 711
Do foot doctors keep pedofiles ?
Posted by: seamrog at January 04, 2014 08:17 PM (WlmVo) 712
664 Ouch. KC fans, let me get you a shot.
Posted by: Beagle at January 04, 2014 08:04 PM (sOtz/) Leave the bottle. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 04, 2014 08:20 PM (oFCZn) 713
660 ugh.
oh well. at least the Huskers won their bowl game. Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 08:04 PM (5p18q) Go Blues! Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 04, 2014 08:24 PM (HVff2) 714
well, glad that there are some Indy morons like Heather who are enjoying this victory.
'course, they will get stomped by the Peyton Broncos next week. but oh well. Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 08:24 PM (9GG/0) 715
'course, they will get stomped by the Peyton Broncos next week. but oh well.
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 08:24 PM (9GG/0) I beat those assholes. Posted by: Phil Rivers at January 04, 2014 08:28 PM (8lmkt) 716
'course, they will get stomped by the Peyton Broncos next week. but oh well.
Posted by: chemjeff-Chiefs fan at January 04, 2014 08:24 PM (9GG/0) us, too Posted by: the fuckin raiders at January 04, 2014 08:28 PM (8lmkt) 717
Because you have to be on FB to comment on the local paper's sports page, this is the only place I have to cry to the moon.
I spent the week dodging all those fucking playoff stories; now the off-season dooms me again. But, eventually, all broken-hearted fans will pick up the pieces, and remember where we were a year ago. I'm proud, as I will always be, of my Chiefs. Bloody but unbowed, nothing will ever change that, and that's true for every real fan of every fanbase. Posted by: wankette at January 04, 2014 11:12 PM (+lpki) Processing 0.1, elapsed 0.1092 seconds. |
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