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Reporters Break Out In Applause Over Obama's "You're Rich" Dig

In the press room, separate from the debate floor, the press broke out in applause when Obama "zinged" (?) Romney by stating that Romney's was "bigger than mine."

Posted by: Ace at 01:26 AM




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1 Foistest?

Posted by: obie doobie at October 17, 2012 01:27 AM (Q2wni)

2 But Candy was impartial.

Posted by: fluffy at October 17, 2012 01:28 AM (z9HTb)

3 31 million dollar Hawaiian estate

Posted by: Larry is a cat at October 17, 2012 01:28 AM (rXtbM)

4 So Andy got bumped, then stomped again?

Posted by: Methos at October 17, 2012 01:29 AM (6LvlL)

5 Bias?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 17, 2012 01:29 AM (eHIJJ)

6 Is that your pension fund or are you happy to see me?

Posted by: JB at October 17, 2012 01:29 AM (xVcWj)

7 Sickening.

Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 01:30 AM (r2PLg)

8 Ooh, all these late nite threads! I feel so indulged.

Posted by: thread me again, baby at October 17, 2012 01:31 AM (Q2wni)

9 Obama: hey, check out Mitt's retirement package!

Posted by: JB at October 17, 2012 01:31 AM (xVcWj)

10 I know Andy.

Andy is a friend of mine.

Andy is a meatball.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2012 01:31 AM (TMB3S)

11 Romney should have thrown out a 'I know. Because I built that.' at that point.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2012 01:32 AM (HWUYs)

12 All those rich reporters really like sticking it to the man.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2012 01:32 AM (rzSn3)

13 Romney erected that.

Posted by: JB at October 17, 2012 01:32 AM (xVcWj)

14 Gambling you say?

Posted by: Captain Renault at October 17, 2012 01:33 AM (HNn1q)

15 President dick joke.

Posted by: Brisco_County at October 17, 2012 01:33 AM (Mz0a2)

16 I think you mean President dick smoke.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2012 01:34 AM (HWUYs)

17 Video?

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 17, 2012 01:35 AM (zrpqj)

18 Uh, huh huh huhuhuhuhuh

Heeheeheeheeheeheehee

Posted by: lBeavis and Butt-Head at October 17, 2012 01:35 AM (jKE+Z)

19 A US ambassador dead. Also dead an Information Officer--ex AF, two ex SEALs who run over to hold down the fort until more help arrives.

Eight military members scramble for a rescue from Tripoli but have to charter a plane because Ambassador Steven's request for a plane was denied --and a military rescue of more vetoed by Obama , Hillary and an unnamed national security advisor.

And the President of United States is at the debate doing petty comedy while the Palace Guard applauds.

Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 01:35 AM (r2PLg)

20 Those reporters aren't exactly paupers you know.

I remember when being successful was looked up to in America, when setting goals and achieving them was considered a noble deed.

Posted by: Boots at October 17, 2012 01:36 AM (neKzn)

21 I don't get why this was supposed to be a good line. Who brags about being less successful?

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 17, 2012 01:36 AM (XP0iT)

22 Obama seemed real defensive when pressed on his investments.

Posted by: CDR M at October 17, 2012 01:36 AM (dKV5k)

23 pension is an anagram for

penis on

Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 01:37 AM (jKE+Z)

24 Those reporters aren't exactly paupers you know.

I remember when being successful was looked up to in America, when setting goals and achieving them was considered a noble deed.

Posted by: Boots at October 17, 2012 01:36 AM (neKzn)

It still is, by Americans. Liberals are a different story.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2012 01:37 AM (rzSn3)

25 That line was delivered perfectly. He turned it around and made an ass of Romney.

Obama clobbered that fake son of a bitch tonight, especially when Obama deflected his lie about Libya that was so egregious, the moderator had to step in and wrist-slap him for it.

Get ready for the comeback. The gloves are fucking OFF.

Posted by: truth at October 17, 2012 01:37 AM (JOiCz)

26 He wasn't really talking about my portfolio.

Posted by: Mitt Romney AKA John Holmes at October 17, 2012 01:37 AM (/YJYi)

27 The arbiters of facts and information to the common man.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 17, 2012 01:38 AM (HWj39)

28
I was about to remark on O using "smoke and mirrors." But decided that "coke and smears" would be more a propos.

Posted by: i despise droopy potted plants at October 17, 2012 01:38 AM (Q2wni)

29 25 That line was delivered perfectly. He turned it around and made an ass of Romney.

Obama clobbered that fake son of a bitch tonight, especially when Obama deflected his lie about Libya that was so egregious, the moderator had to step in and wrist-slap him for it.

Get ready for the comeback. The gloves are fucking OFF.

Posted by: truth at October 17, 2012 01:37 AM (JOiCz)

--Before I jump in, I suppose I must do due diligence and ask, is this a sock?

Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 01:38 AM (jKE+Z)

30 I have to admit that I thought the blind trust might be an issue for Romney.

I had never even considered that TFG had a pension which invested in China.

Made me like Romney even more. Fuck the press

Posted by: The Q at October 17, 2012 01:38 AM (B/yDO)

31 New blog post:

Ms. Crowley, is your integrity dead?" ♬ ♪

"At this most recent Presidential debate, Gov. Romney came across as an adult who was willing to point out the administration’s bulls**t. Pres. Obama, in contrast, acted like the petulant spoiled child that he is. Ms. Crowley, who “moderated” the debate, more than once practically told Pres. Obama what his response ought to be.

"This prompted the poster “Beserker” over at the AoSHQ to invoke a possibly recognizable tune"

http://politicalhat.com/?p=234

Hat Tip, of course, to Beserker...

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 17, 2012 01:39 AM (sZTYJ)

32 "You know, I don't look at my pension. It's not as big as yours, so it — it doesn't take as long," Mr. Obama retorted.

What even the fuck? Dick joke self-burn aside, what he said was "I don't look at my pension because it would be easier for me than reviewing yours is for you".

Posted by: Methos at October 17, 2012 01:39 AM (6LvlL)

33 Sacred honor compels me to tip my hat to the SCOAMF.

Posted by: Will Folks at October 17, 2012 01:39 AM (jKE+Z)

34 Record of public service, you scamps.

http://youtu.be/gweUVWUYYQ8

Posted by: derit at October 17, 2012 01:40 AM (I88Jc)

35 25 That line was delivered perfectly. He turned it around and made an ass of Romney.

Obama clobbered that fake son of a bitch tonight, especially when Obama deflected his lie about Libya that was so egregious, the moderator had to step in and wrist-slap him for it.

Get ready for the comeback. The gloves are fucking OFF.


Posted by: truth at October 17, 2012 01:37 AM (JOiCz)


Enjoy penis entendre, do you (D)Ullard? Things a little slow on (D)U?

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 17, 2012 01:40 AM (79QkM)

36 truth

Yes, you delusional retard, the gloves are off. That's why Michelle's meal ticket is going down faster than a pizza down Candy Crowley's throat.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at October 17, 2012 01:40 AM (xKC/c)

37 Get ready for the comeback. The gloves are fucking OFF.


Comeback? You are predicting that Barry will run in 2016?

Posted by: fluffy at October 17, 2012 01:40 AM (z9HTb)

38 "This prompted the poster “Beserker” over at the AoSHQ to invoke a possibly recognizable tune"

http://politicalhat.com/?p=234

Hat Tip, of course, to Beserker...

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 17, 2012 01:39 AM (sZTYJ)

--Zzzz, I invoked Alastair Crowley yesterday.

Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 01:40 AM (jKE+Z)

39 Basically, it was Barry pleading ignorance, yet again. Just like on Libya. State didn't keep him informed! It was the YouTubes! I don't know where my money's invested! Vote for me! I'm smart, I can do things!

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 17, 2012 01:40 AM (XP0iT)

40 Why is success a cause for ridicule?

Why must success be punished?

What does ridicule and punishment do to encourage others to succeed?

Posted by: aaa at October 17, 2012 01:41 AM (JFsQc)

41 --Zzzz, I invoked Alastair Crowley yesterday.

Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 01:40 AM (jKE+Z)


But did you include someone else's spiffy parody lyrics???

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 17, 2012 01:42 AM (sZTYJ)

42 Yeah I don't get that either. All of those reporters are rich. Obama is rich. He's more than tripled his income since taking office. Why are they sneering at someone being wealthy? Are they really that devoid of self awareness?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 17, 2012 01:42 AM (r4wIV)

43 My pension's so small, I can't keep track of it?

That's supposed to be a great line?

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 17, 2012 01:42 AM (XP0iT)

44 But did you include someone else's spiffy parody lyrics???

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 17, 2012 01:42 AM (sZTYJ)

--Nah, did not. Too busy working.

Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 01:42 AM (jKE+Z)

45 --Before I jump in, I suppose I must do due diligence and ask, is this a sock?


Gotta wonder. Then again, some people have gladly swallowed Obama's fairy tales all along.

Posted by: fluffy at October 17, 2012 01:42 AM (z9HTb)

46 There some rule or law about what we can do when we actually declare something an official act of terror.

does anyone know how to figure out what that is?

Posted by: DizzyMissL at October 17, 2012 01:42 AM (8S+r3)

47 @25 You seem a tad angry. Why is that? By saying he'll have a "comeback" you're basically admitting he's in the pooper.

Posted by: "truth" troll is hurting at October 17, 2012 01:42 AM (Q2wni)

48 Why should a successful businessman be president. Why shouldn't we reelect the guy who had almost no real world experience before running for president?

Posted by: truth at October 17, 2012 01:43 AM (/YJYi)

49 >>>25

If complete and utter failure iis your idea of 'winning', you're going to be pleased as punch come election day.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 17, 2012 01:43 AM (HWj39)

50 Yeah I don't get that either. All of those reporters are rich. Obama is rich. He's more than tripled his income since taking office. Why are they sneering at someone being wealthy? Are they really that devoid of self awareness?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at October 17, 2012 01:42 AM (r4wIV)

They know he deserves his money, and they don't.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 17, 2012 01:43 AM (rzSn3)

51 I hear that dick jokes resonate with theindependents who are still on the fence.
"I was starting to really consider Romney's words on relieving small business of government burden, but then Obama brought up his cock."

Posted by: Brisco_County at October 17, 2012 01:43 AM (Mz0a2)

52 You guys know that right?

Initially it was reported that an eight man team was scrambled .

Later you find out Tripoli.

Then you find out Ambassador Stevens foresaw a problem of covering the consulate in Benghazi with so few assets so he asked for I think a DC-3.

That was denied.

Then a foreign news source says more military were to be scrambled-but that was vetoed by an emergency meeting of Hillary, Obama and an unnamed national security officer.

And he's up there making jokes while the slobbering idiots applaud.

Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 01:43 AM (r2PLg)

53 .....when Obama "zinged" (?) Romney by stating that Romney's was "bigger than mine."



Posted by: Ace at 01:26 AM


--------


Everything about Romney is "bigger than his".


Posted by: wheatie at October 17, 2012 01:43 AM (ipkPX)

54 48 Why should a successful businessman be president. Why shouldn't we reelect the guy who had almost no real world experience before running for president?

Posted by: truth at October 17, 2012 01:43 AM (/YJYi)

--Well done, good sir.

Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 01:44 AM (jKE+Z)

55 The '' truth, ” honestly? My Gadar works fine, but my sarc smeller must be busted. Are you serious?

Posted by: billygoatpuke at October 17, 2012 01:44 AM (FIv4w)

56 At times I wonder if the trolls just throw a little chum in the water to check our mood, 'take our temperature', as it were.

Posted by: fluffy at October 17, 2012 01:44 AM (z9HTb)

57 >>>25

If complete and utter failure iis your idea of 'winning', you're going to be pleased as punch come election day.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 17, 2012 01:43 AM (HWj39)


Well, too much Choom can do that to ya...

Posted by: The Political Hat, who is a phantom of your Choom deluded mind... at October 17, 2012 01:45 AM (sZTYJ)

58 It's not the size of the pension, it's the motion of the . . .

Goddamit, Valerie, you said this line would help widen the gender gap

Posted by: Kcarab Hussein Amabo at October 17, 2012 01:45 AM (B/yDO)

59 Gotta wonder. Then again, some people have gladly swallowed Obama's fairy tales all along.
Posted by: fluffy at October 17, 2012 01:42 AM (z9HTb)


Among other things.......

Posted by: Reggie Love at October 17, 2012 01:45 AM (9LHgH)

60 I"d gladly contribute to a fund to get video of those reporters applauding when Obama zinged Romney about his wealth. That would be some campaign ad.

Posted by: vivi at October 17, 2012 01:46 AM (OTPxW)

61 later you ^find^ out from Tripoli.

Forgot to mention on the day after you could read about the eight member military rescue team scrambled--but later the number is classified--or they won't reveal it-- in the background briefing by State.

Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 01:46 AM (r2PLg)

62 How fucking hard-up is the MFM for anything to hang their sycophancy on when they applaud a "zinger" which implies that the speaker is ignorant and careless with money?

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 17, 2012 01:46 AM (XP0iT)

63 My rectum.......

she is inflamed like the Sonoran Desert.

Posted by: tRuTh at October 17, 2012 01:46 AM (79QkM)

64 Are you serious?


I, for one, tremble at the thought of President Gutter Ball taking his gloves off.


He kill bin Laden, you know.

Posted by: fluffy at October 17, 2012 01:47 AM (z9HTb)

65 Obama campaigns on life, liberty and pursuit of happenis.

Posted by: JB at October 17, 2012 01:47 AM (xVcWj)

66 That's why Michelle's meal ticket is going down faster than a pizza down Candy Crowley's throat.

Breaking the light barrier, as MSNBC would put it

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 17, 2012 01:47 AM (QTHTd)

67 Who won? Which one of them got the most undecided voters moving toward the ballot box with thier face in thier minds? Were any trending voters stopped dead in thier tracks, or even slowed a little and turned toward the other guy? It's a mess out here. None of the regular media is willing to call one of these stars a winner, because they don't want to lose viewers, readers, listeners, etc., and if noone will do our thinking for us, so what are we to do?!

Posted by: and irresolute at October 17, 2012 01:48 AM (DBH1h)

68 Plouffe, Jon Favreau, and the Obama speechwriters obviously made TFG watch this video for pointers:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en8MSSbK0oI

Posted by: The Q at October 17, 2012 01:48 AM (B/yDO)

69 By the next debate, Romney will be on the defensive. He thought he could skate by and be aggressive on Libya but he just came across as a fake, uncaring ass. He practically substantiated right then and there Obama's claim that he was willing to politicize the tragic death of an ambassador to score points.

The plastic man is melting before our very eyes.

Posted by: truth at October 17, 2012 01:49 AM (JOiCz)

70 Being $16 trillion in debt, with $1+ trillion dollar deficits yearly, why should we want a man who ran a business and knows what it takes to break even?



Why should we want a man who took over an Olympics in shambles, grossly over budget, and was able to turn it into an undeniable success?



Why should we want a man who governed Mass. to 4 balanced budgets, job growth, and successful schools?



No, the choice is clear. Choom in 2012.

Posted by: truth at October 17, 2012 01:49 AM (/YJYi)

71 It is very difficult for me to finger my rectum, if the gloves, they are not off.

They are off now.

Posted by: tRuTh at October 17, 2012 01:49 AM (79QkM)

72 Posted by: truth at October 17, 2012 01:49 AM (JOiCz)



--

Keep up the good work!

Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 01:50 AM (jKE+Z)

73 The Mantra: "all trolls are Average Joe, who sucks cock by choice"

Posted by: boulder hobo at October 17, 2012 01:50 AM (QTHTd)

74 That was a cheap shot on Obama's part. Where he said Romney wanted to get rid of the capital gains tax for the middle class and Obama said that's the only tax romney pays.

Not only did he totally misunderstand Romney's getting rid of the tax but later in a focus group a lady who voted for Obama the first time around and had decided tonight to vote for romney was real pissed at Obama because she said she could use that extra money and is glad he won't tax it.

So Mr. petulant, let me get the snide jab in, lost another voter over that one.

Posted by: pray for peace at October 17, 2012 01:50 AM (oZfic)

75 "22 Obama seemed real defensive when pressed on his investments.
Posted by: CDR M"

Most people are too poorly informed to realize that their pension funds, mutual funds and individual stocks are all investments that deal with stuff liberals don't approve of. Shipping jobs overseas, Cayman Islands shenanigans, whatever.

Romney knows enough about how things work in the real world, to know that Obama's invested is stuff liberals wouldn't like.

It's like the rich liberals who blather about it being fair for rich people to pay higher taxes, then hand their finances over to slick sharks who will root around in the tax code to find ways for the rich liberals to avoid taxes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2012 01:50 AM (jLiVY)

76 Candy Crowley is voracious

Posted by: Carcharodon carcharias at October 17, 2012 01:50 AM (z9HTb)

77 They applauded, then sipped $1000 a bottle wine and dipped imported camembert cheese

Posted by: kbdabear at October 17, 2012 01:51 AM (wwsoB)

78 Oh fuck, stop frolling with the troll's name.

It's TOO LATE and I'm TOO DRUNK to play along, fucker.

Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 01:51 AM (jKE+Z)

79 I'm beginning tosuspect there might be some partisans who have inflitrated the press.

Posted by: Z Ryan at October 17, 2012 01:52 AM (tsC/8)

80 By the next debate, Romney will be on the defensive.


Practice saying it with me: President Romney.

Posted by: fluffy at October 17, 2012 01:52 AM (z9HTb)

81 The left seems to think this zinger was some sort of game changer.

Because that's how we pick Presidents; who's the best at Evening at the Improve.

"Black Presidents drive like this, but White Presidents drive like THIS."

ROFLCOPTER!

Posted by: El Kabong at October 17, 2012 01:53 AM (HWj39)

82
Hey, truth troll, if you felt your guy had a good night, you'd be smug and gloating, not angry. Anger reeks of desperation.

Some advice-- relax, calm yourself, maybe jack off to your poster of Obama while soft new age music is playing in the background and patchouli incense is burning.

Posted by: hope a dope at October 17, 2012 01:53 AM (Q2wni)

83 69 By the next debate, Romney will be on the defensive. He thought he could skate by and be aggressive on Libya but he just came across as a fake, uncaring ass. He practically substantiated right then and there Obama's claim that he was willing to politicize the tragic death of an ambassador to score points.

The plastic man is melting before our very eyes.
Posted by: truth at October 17, 2012 01:49 AM (JOiCz)


I do not usually burp sperm.

Forgive me. The melting plastic distracted me.

Posted by: tRuTh at October 17, 2012 01:53 AM (79QkM)

84 I forgot about the constitutionally-mandated cap on personal wealth beyond which one isn't allowed to run for President.

Luckily, Barry is exactly rich enough.

Right, MFM choads?

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 17, 2012 01:54 AM (XP0iT)

85 Yes, by the next debate Romney will be on the defensive. When even WaPo reporters are saying Romney was right when he claimed Obama didn't acknowledge Benghazi as a terrorist attack, it is over for him.

Posted by: troof at October 17, 2012 01:54 AM (/YJYi)

86 This story you could have read on Sept 12th at CNN--

(CNN) -- A pro-al Qaeda group responsible for a previous armed assault on the U.S. Consulate in Benghazi is the chief suspect in Tuesday's attack that killed the U.S. ambassador to Libya, sources tracking militant Islamist groups in eastern Libya say.
They also note that the attack immediately followed a call from al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri for revenge for the death in June of Abu Yahya al-Libi, a senior Libyan member of the terror group.
The group suspected to be behind the assault -- the Imprisoned Omar Abdul Rahman Brigades -- first surfaced in May when it claimed responsibility for an attack on the International Red Cross office in Benghazi. The following month the group claimed responsibility for detonating an explosive device outside the U.S. Consulate and later released a video of that attack.
Noman Benotman, once a leading member of the Libyan Islamic Fighting Group and now based at the Quilliam Foundation in London told CNN, "An attack like this would likely have required preparation. This would not seem to be merely a protest which escalated."

[...]

The video released by the Brigades in June showed nighttime explosions around the consulate, interlaced with footage of Osama bin Laden and al-Zawahiri, along with images from the 9/11 attacks. At the time the Brigades claimed it had launched the attack in response to the first reports of al-Libi's death in a drone strike in the tribal areas of Pakistan.

Notably, the Brigades said the June 5 attack was also timed to coincide with preparations for the arrival of a senior U.S. State Department official.
"The time frame of attacks shows that the group has been following and actively involved in gathering information about the activities of diplomatic missions in the country," Benotman wrote in a June briefing paper on the group.
He adds that it appears the Omar Abdul Rahman Brigades was also responsible for a rocket attack against the convoy of the British ambassador in Benghazi on June 11 and an attack against the Red Cross in Misrata on June 12.

Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 01:54 AM (r2PLg)

87 At the next debate, Romney will not have to FINISH HIM... he'll just have to piss on Obama's political grave...

Posted by: The Political Hat, who is a phantom of your Choom deluded mind... at October 17, 2012 01:54 AM (sZTYJ)

88
I am pretty sure lots of things about Obastard are smaller than Romney's.

Brain size for one.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 17, 2012 01:55 AM (PHb2k)

89 Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 01:54 AM (r2PLg)


--HELLO?!

LINKY?!?!

Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 01:55 AM (jKE+Z)

90 Dammit, I was going to go to sleep at a reasonable hour today.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 17, 2012 01:55 AM (XP0iT)

91 Romney did pretty damned good. He debated two people. He got less time. The moderator never let him finish. His opponent began to do that smirky laughing thing and I bet his camp was worried he'd go full out Joey B.

And Romney's been campaigning and he only prepared for like a day. His opponent has been preparing since the morning after the last debate.

Posted by: pray for peace at October 17, 2012 01:55 AM (oZfic)

92 btw--the CNN reporter who filled that is a Brit.

That's the kind of information that CNN is sitting on.

Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 01:56 AM (r2PLg)

93 You know, I'm actually starting to miss John McCain. At least he was genuine and was a respectable opponent. You all seem to worship at the alter of phoniness that is Mitt Romney. You all just keep living in a fantasy land where Romney never condemned a coal plant or that he was the original architect of Obamacare or that he supported an assault weapons ban.

Posted by: truth at October 17, 2012 01:56 AM (JOiCz)

94 If zingers were so fucking important, we might as well ditch Romney and run Mike J. Nelson for President. Crow and Tom can be Vice-Presidents.

Sure, it would probably fuck up the country, but Michael Bay better watch his ass!

Posted by: El Kabong at October 17, 2012 01:56 AM (HWj39)

95 who *filed* that report is a Brit.

Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 01:57 AM (r2PLg)

96
Anyway, the socialists got their kicks, good for them. It just will give me a bigger schaudenboner on election night when they are crying in their girly cocktails.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 17, 2012 01:57 AM (PHb2k)

97 Its a Soviet tradition to not worry about what you have. You worry about what your neighbor has. Hence the statement by the president that he hasn't looked at his retirement package, but seemingly knows all about Romneys.

Posted by: Up with people! at October 17, 2012 01:57 AM (kzFo5)

98 89 Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 01:54 AM (r2PLg)


--HELLO?!

LINKY?!?!
Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 01:55 AM (jKE+Z)

______________

Hang on-- be back with it in a jif.

Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 01:57 AM (r2PLg)

99 >>>93 You know, I'm actually starting to miss John McCain.

I'm shocked that you would have such an affinity for the guy that humbly laid down for your God King's ascension.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 17, 2012 01:58 AM (HWj39)

100 I mentioned it in the other thread, but worth repeating. Some fucking douchebag chickenshit pulled my Romney sign out of my lawn and threw it into the street. Squealed wheels and I didn't see who did it.

Pull that shit on election night, and they may learn about 1st amendment rights via 2nd amendment rights...

Posted by: jakeman at October 17, 2012 01:59 AM (96M6e)

101 I wonder if the irresolute and ... oh, I can't even remember what the rest of the slurabout independends was at this point, but I wonder if they are starting to matter now? And will you still love them tomorrow? I thought not. Maybe staying home and seeing how it all shakes out is the best course of action for those who are left without a voice. I didn't hear one mention, by either candidate, about new subs, or who needs to be nuked, and when or under what circumstances, or anything really important. Just a bunch of old happy and easy to spit out churn. You want steady state, you got it in this debate.

Posted by: and irresolute at October 17, 2012 01:59 AM (DBH1h)

102 I don't want O'Keefe wasting his time on Planned Parenthood or ACORN.

They need to start taping the fucking media 24/7.

This is beyond ridiculous.

Posted by: Al at October 17, 2012 01:59 AM (MzQOZ)

103 69...My hero Barack looked bad tonight. I'm scared now.
I hate you conservative meanies. So I come here to stir up shit.

Posted by: truth at October 17, 2012 01:49 AM (JOiCz)

---------

Yes, we know.

Posted by: wheatie at October 17, 2012 01:59 AM (ipkPX)

104 logprof

http://tinyurl.com/94aow5y

All that info CNN had--CNN foreign correspondents on Sept 12th.

Actually they had it before that. They wrote it up--and published it that fast.

Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 02:00 AM (r2PLg)

105 ..They also note that the attack immediately followed a call from al Qaeda leader Ayman al-Zawahiri for revenge for the death in June of Abu Yahya al-Libi, a senior Libyan member of the terror group.

What the fuck have I been saying for 2 weeks now?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2012 02:00 AM (TMB3S)

106 93 You know, I'm actually starting to miss John McCain. At least he was genuine and was a respectable opponent. You all seem to worship at the alter of phoniness that is Mitt Romney. You all just keep living in a fantasy land where Romney never condemned a coal plant or that he was the original architect of Obamacare or that he supported an assault weapons ban.
Posted by: truth at October 17, 2012 01:56 AM (JOiCz)


My mother never loved me. She tried to abort me.

Yesterday.

Posted by: tRuTh at October 17, 2012 02:00 AM (79QkM)

107 Why should we elect a guy who has shown multiple times over his life that he is more than willing to give freely his own money to help people he doesn't even know?



No, we should elect the man who lets his brother live in a shack, and his alcoholic aunt live in a half way house. A man who, when asked for any kind of assistance, suggests the sign up for government programs. Choom-in-2012.

Posted by: troofs at October 17, 2012 02:00 AM (/YJYi)

108 Don't worry trolls, you survived 8 years of Bush, we survived 4 years of TFG, and you'll survive 8 years of Romney...followed by 8 years of Ryan...followed by 8 years of Jindal....

Posted by: Country Singer (likes teh ginger ladies) at October 17, 2012 02:02 AM (+r4NB)

109 Obama was playing the race card referring to such a racial stereotype and ended up deflating himself of any remaining masculinity at the same time!

Posted by: Steven W. at October 17, 2012 02:03 AM (tC0ou)

110 Posted by: tasker at October 17, 2012 02:00 AM (r2PLg)

--Gracias.

Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 02:03 AM (jKE+Z)

111
Dang, abunch of Luntz's Dunces switched to Romney and said Obama is a liar. These are people who voted for Obama is 2008.
They were pretty brutal. Preference cascade indicator, I say.

Posted by: Meremortal, dig it at October 17, 2012 02:03 AM (1Y+hH)

112 ??What the fuck have I been saying for 2 weeks now?

This?

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2012 02:03 AM (HWUYs)

113 "All workers in the Media should be shot."

I didn't write that. Much.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 17, 2012 02:03 AM (i0App)

114 Am I surprised?

Nope.

Posted by: Sgt. York at October 17, 2012 02:04 AM (c4j2o)

115 Wonder if any of the trolls will be here election night when Romney wins. Gee, I'll miss them.

Posted by: can i haz cheezbooger? at October 17, 2012 02:05 AM (Q2wni)

116 By the way, I loved how unconvincing he was trying to distance himself from that fool bush.

"Different times" my ass. Can one of you please explain how his tax cuts for the wealthiest among us is any different than bush's tax cuts for the wealthy?

Posted by: truth at October 17, 2012 02:06 AM (JOiCz)

117
Can one of you please explain how his tax cuts for the wealthiest among us is any different than bush's tax cuts for the wealthy?

Sure I could. Fuck you.

Posted by: Meremortal, doesn't care about you at October 17, 2012 02:07 AM (1Y+hH)

118 Yaaaawwwwnnnnn

Posted by: Country Singer (likes teh ginger ladies) at October 17, 2012 02:07 AM (+r4NB)

119 I post on the Democratic Underground because they all talk like me. They call me smart sometimes, too.

I like that.

I wish my mom would stop trying to abort me. She never called me smart.

I have a train.

Posted by: tRuTh at October 17, 2012 02:07 AM (79QkM)

120 111 Dang, abunch of Luntz's Dunces switched to Romney and said Obama is a liar. These are people who voted for Obama is 2008.They were pretty brutal. Preference cascade indicator, I say.

Saw that.
They were in Las Vegas.

I'm telling yah....the optics were bad for Barky tonight.
He looked small, and petty.

Candy Crowley coming to his aid so many times didn't really help him...because it just drew attention to the fact that he needed help!

Posted by: wheatie at October 17, 2012 02:07 AM (ipkPX)

121 >>What the fuck have I been saying for 2 weeks now?

>>This?

Yea, exactly this.

http://tinyurl.com/8s8lzx2

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2012 02:08 AM (TMB3S)

122 Good god, watching the msnbc re-run.
These guys are delusional.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2012 02:08 AM (HWUYs)

123 sports have it right.
http://www.sbnation.com/nascar/2011/2/23/2009839/no-cheering-in-press-box-sports-writing-nascar

Posted by: vivi at October 17, 2012 02:09 AM (OTPxW)

124 Candy Crowley coming to his aid so many times didn't really help him...because it just drew attention to the fact that he needed help!
Posted by: wheatie at October 17, 2012 02:07 AM (ipkPX)Candy has also already admitted that Romney was right.

Posted by: Meremortal, I taunt Candy at October 17, 2012 02:09 AM (1Y+hH)

125 "You know, I don't look at my pension. It's not as big as yours, so it — it doesn't take as long"

...lol, what exactly is that supposed to mean? o.O

"i don't look at my pension, because i'm too lazy to do less work than you do when you look at your longer statements?"

romney should have shot back: "if you don't even pay attention to your own personal finances, it's no wonder this nation is in such a sorry fiscal state!"

that may have been tough for the average voter to relate to, tho.

Posted by: jimi ray at October 17, 2012 02:09 AM (79EF9)

126 I don't care if capital gains are taxed through the corporate tax rate at 35% first, the capital gains tax should be raised to 30% like my Chicago Jesus says.

Posted by: trooths at October 17, 2012 02:09 AM (/YJYi)

127 Obama's lucky he wasn't debating me

Posted by: Dick Cheney at October 17, 2012 02:09 AM (Q9IKH)

128 116 By the way, I loved how unconvincing he was trying to distance himself from that fool bush.

"Different times" my ass. Can one of you please explain how his tax cuts for the wealthiest among us is any different than bush's tax cuts for the wealthy?

Posted by: truth at October 17, 2012 02:06 AM (JOiCz)

--Are you talking about 0bama continuing Bush's policies of Guantanamo and drone strikes?

Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 02:10 AM (jKE+Z)

129
"If zingers were so fucking important, we might as well ditch Romney and
run Mike J. Nelson for President. Crow and Tom can be Vice-Presidents."

Eh.. Joel had a MUCH bigger package!

(and he was 10x as funny on camera.. and yes, I know Mike was head-writer)

Posted by: JarvisW at October 17, 2012 02:10 AM (E7Iyp)

130 @125

thinking about it, it would have been even better to say "if you don't even know where your own money goes, no wonder our gov't is so full of fraud".

...guess that just goes to show why the best zingers are so hard to get right on the toes, tho

Posted by: jimi ray at October 17, 2012 02:11 AM (79EF9)

131 if she had been wrong on that, the hell she would be taking.

Posted by: Chris Mathews re: Crowley's 'Act of Terror' gaffe at October 17, 2012 02:11 AM (HWUYs)

132 I don't care if lowering tax rates actually increases tax revenue, because like Chicago Jesus says, that's not fair. Even if it means the government taking in more money, not fair.

Posted by: trooth at October 17, 2012 02:11 AM (/YJYi)

133 "Different times" my ass. Can one of you please explain how his tax cuts for the wealthiest among us is any different than bush's tax cuts for the wealthy?
Posted by: truth at October 17, 2012 02:06 AM (JOiCz)



I make things up alot. It's kinda fun.

Next year, when I get to go outside, I'm gonna play.

I have to wear a helmet.

Posted by: tRuTh at October 17, 2012 02:11 AM (79QkM)

134 Good god, watching the msnbc re-run.
These guys are delusional.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2012 02:08 AM (HWUYs)


The best metric of how well we do can be measured by how insane MSNBC hosts get.

Any bets that on Election Night, at least one of them will try to commit suicide on air?

Posted by: The Political Hat at October 17, 2012 02:12 AM (sZTYJ)

135 115

Yeah I'm going to miss their eager, OK, desperate posts--out to change the world and all. What I'll miss most, though, is how twats like truth come around and spin their wheels and all they do is harden our resolve.

Posted by: CharlieSays at October 17, 2012 02:12 AM (2aJHq)

136 I forgot to throw the bird up at all of those reporters that applauded! Had to restart the damn machine and everything, so that it would be offical, no matter how irresolutely, since that was the original thread topic.

Posted by: and irresolute at October 17, 2012 02:13 AM (DBH1h)

137 Any bets that on Election Night, at least one of them will try to commit suicide on air?



Posted by: The Political Hat at October 17, 2012 02:12 AM (sZTYJ)


I don't know about that, they all like sucking each others dick at the cocktail parties way too much. I am genuinely worried about Chris Matthews' health though. Heart attack or stroke, after his reaction to the first debate, would not be shocking.

Posted by: Adam at October 17, 2012 02:13 AM (/YJYi)

138 You all seem to worship at the alter of phoniness that is Mitt Romney.

You've never read a single comment at this blog, have you?

Posted by: Methos at October 17, 2012 02:14 AM (6LvlL)

139 "So, you don't know much about your pension? Is it because you haven't paid much attention to your finances, or are you like, reading from a pamphlet they hand out in the White House when you near the end of your term?"

"Yeah, that blue one there."

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at October 17, 2012 02:14 AM (jZn+7)

140 "If zingers were so fucking important, we might as well ditch Romney and

run Mike J. Nelson for President. Crow and Tom can be Vice-Presidents"

Mike Nelson is a conservative. And, I strongly suspect, morons here every now and then.

(Hi Mike!)

Posted by: Filly at October 17, 2012 02:14 AM (247Qj)

141 Damn, Zawahirri's little brother was behind the Cairo Assault?
That's something that has not got ANY press here. None.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2012 02:14 AM (HWUYs)

142 --Are you talking about 0bama continuing Bush's policies of Guantanamo and drone strikes?Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 02:10 AM (jKE+Z)_____ ____ ___ ___ ___ ___ __ ___ __ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _It's talking about those tax rates that Obama said should not be raised a couple of years ago because it would hurt the weak economy. An economy very much like today's economy. Obama had two years with big majorities congress and they did nothing about the Bush tax rates. Obama is always hotto raise tax rates when he knows he can't.

Posted by: Meremortal, I taunt Candy at October 17, 2012 02:14 AM (1Y+hH)

143 Posted by: CharlieSays at October 17, 2012 02:12 AM (2aJHq)

My resolve has been more flaccid lately.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy at October 17, 2012 02:16 AM (PlCer)

144 Mitt's VOICE just sounded so much better than Obama's reedy, petulant whine. I didn't notice that last debate.

That's what my vagina told me, anyway.

Posted by: Filly at October 17, 2012 02:16 AM (247Qj)

145 Like the Biden debate, the spin will prove meaningless. Obama was aggressively empty. We all saw it. Crowley did her best to throw the debate. Now she is a proven liar and will never be invited again.

Posted by: pat at October 17, 2012 02:16 AM (vY2MW)

146 Any bets that on Election Night, at least one of them will try to commit suicide on air?


They'll be too busy making reservations to leave the country.

Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2012 02:16 AM (HtUkt)

147 Obama is always hotto raise tax rates when he knows he can't.
Posted by: Meremortal, I taunt Candy at October 17, 2012 02:14 AM (1Y+hH)


Its very similar to how he's willing to demonize corporate jets until its actually time to do something about it.

Posted by: buzzion at October 17, 2012 02:17 AM (GULKT)

148 Watching it again....yeah, Barky did say:

"On the day after the attack, I went in the Rose Garden and called this an act of terror."

So why did he lie for weeks, saying it was a 'spontaneous protest about a vile video'?
Liar liar.
I wish his pants had burst into flames!

Posted by: wheatie at October 17, 2012 02:18 AM (ipkPX)

149
Posted by: Filly at October 17, 2012 02:16 AM (247Qj)

You are exactly right. And the way Obama's voice was going up high and squeaky was setting off my gaydar.

Posted by: Meremortal, about that ring... at October 17, 2012 02:19 AM (1Y+hH)

150 truth is the fluffer that keeps my resolve hard and angry.

Posted by: CharlieSays at October 17, 2012 02:19 AM (2aJHq)

151 @126

weeeeelllllll...even as someone who spent a couple of years in manhattan (having been poached from my admirable science career by a finance dude who was looking for "smart numbers kids" -- you guys would hate me even more if you knew whom my only "real job" work experience was with but i was young and dumb and at least i got a fiancé out of it), even i still don't really have a huge ear to lend to double-taxation concerns.

it hits banks hardest, you know...ang Big Finc sure does just fine! having your money make more money for you really isn't much hard work. it takes foresight and a good grasp of the economy and the movement of its sectors, sure, but i can't just shed a tear for folks who make a lot of money sitting around and doing nothing, and if that's true for an erstwhile back-room financier, that's got to be true for the average voter!

because the deficit is so large and the nat'l debt is out of control, i think we can stand to keep cap-gains revenues up for the time being. ideally, double taxation would be ended, but for now, it's just not something over which i'm pulling out my violins!

Posted by: jimi ray at October 17, 2012 02:19 AM (79EF9)

152 So, you sweet young reporters liked my smaller pension package, eh? I can give you a much better look up in my room.

You'll have to put on tutus and wave pompoms, but no photos please as Dave in Texas will have them up in a flash on his next sports thread.

Posted by: Choomboy, polesmoker extraordinaire at October 17, 2012 02:19 AM (ccXZP)

153 >> Damn, Zawahirri's little brother was behind the Cairo Assault?
That's something that has not got ANY press here. None.

I only send in the links, I don't get to say what gets produced.

And I have I a lot more.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2012 02:19 AM (TMB3S)

154 So basically a bunch of people who got rich reading scripts applauded someone who got rich by giving speeches and paying off donors with taxpayer money called someone who got rich *actually* creating and saving jobs "rich?"

Is that basically it?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 17, 2012 02:21 AM (bxiXv)

155 124....Candy has also already admitted that Romney was right.

Posted by: Meremortal, I taunt Candy at October 17, 2012 02:09 AM (1Y+hH)


Yep....but in the most condescending and dissmissivetone possible.
It was like she was trying to portray it as...'nitpicking'.

Posted by: wheatie at October 17, 2012 02:21 AM (ipkPX)

156 148
Watching it again....yeah, Barky did say:


"On the day after the attack, I went in the Rose Garden and called this an act of terror."



So why did he lie for weeks, saying it was a 'spontaneous protest about a vile video'?


Liar liar.

I wish his pants had burst into flames!

"She said, "There is no reason
And the truth is plain to see."
But I wandered through my playing cards
And they would not let her be
One of sixteen vestal virgins
Who were leaving for the coast
And although my eyes were open wide
They might have just as well been closed "
Procol Harum

Posted by: pat at October 17, 2012 02:22 AM (vY2MW)

157 Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2012 02:19 AM (TMB3S)

I mean in the US...not just on this Smart Military Blog.
I'd imagine that there's a link to Obama's meetings with the MB and the Blind Sheik wrapped up in this FP disaster, as well.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2012 02:24 AM (HWUYs)

158 The MSNBC Focus Group replay is up next.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2012 02:24 AM (HWUYs)

159 Its very similar to how he's willing to demonize corporate jets until its actually time to do something about it.Posted by: buzzion at October 17, 2012 02:17 AM (GULKT)--- --- ---- -- -- - -- - - - - - --- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -I will close Guantanamo Bay on my first day as President.

Posted by: President Prevaricator at October 17, 2012 02:25 AM (1Y+hH)

160 113
"All workers in the Media should be shot."

I didn't write that. Much.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 17, 2012 02:03 AM (i0App)

====
I no longer believe in the "accidental paycheck" theory. Anyone who gets a paycheck for a decade or more is doing what their employer wants them to do. Sure, we can all get an accidental paycheck for a while -- maybe even a couple years. And those who work for gov't can get an accidental paycheck for a long fucking time. But nobody that works for a private firm can get an accidental paycheck for more than a decade -- these fuckers are exactly what the corporation that pays them wants them to be.

Posted by: jc at October 17, 2012 02:25 AM (ufJKx)

161 President Romney.

Vice-President Ryan.

Secretary of State Dash.

Posted by: eman at October 17, 2012 02:26 AM (+XD7n)

162 I doubt many in the moron horde have somethingawful.com accounts and are unable to enjoy the full on delusion of the ultimate leftist hive mind. Naturally they LOVED tonight, just like the Biden/Ryan debate and are just sure this is going put Obama back in the lead (lol). Also this whole Libya thing sure is blowing up in Romney's face (LOL). A couple select qoutes

"Even if the debate had been a draw the Libya exchange would win the next
news cycle for Obama, it's going to be the lead in every major debate
story broadcast between now and the next debate and Romney completely
blunted his only real foreign policy opening."


"If the Libya exchange gets enough airtime it might really be Romney's
Quayle moment. He basically walked clearly through the "asshole door"
and Obama was clearly in the right treating him like a child whose
behavior was offensive.
"

Yep, Libya is Obama's ace in the hole. Retards.

Posted by: some random lurker at October 17, 2012 02:27 AM (AMOU+)

163
Posted by: wheatie at October 17, 2012 02:21 AM (ipkPX)

Candy thinks she's bigger than the debate.


She may have a good argument there.

Posted by: Meremortal, channels Bob Cummings at October 17, 2012 02:27 AM (1Y+hH)

164
I really, really think that the RNC and Romney should DEMAND and get Ms. Crowley to publically apologize at the beginning of the next debate and that the apology is shown on all the channels covering the debate.She stepped out of her neutral role, told alie, and should be called on it. If she was neutral, she would have said, "let's look at the transcript later, in the mean time, next question."

If she does not want to apologize, the head of the debate commission should make the public apology in her place. CNN should consider whether she continues her employment.

The RNC can demand action. They can use her other interruptions and interferences, like in F and F questions, the applause lines, the disparity in the amount of time given to Romney in BOTH debates, Ryan's disparity in time allowed, etc. Hammer the debate commission, play hardball, let them know their cushy little jobs are in jeopardy. This kneecapping of the Republicans in the debates has to stop.


WHY? Set the standard and a Bright Red Line in the sand. Her behavior was inexcusable. The next clown will think twice before opening their yap. And if they do not stop, tell the debate commission they are out of luck and out of a job.

Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at October 17, 2012 02:29 AM (zLp5I)

165 Secretary of State Dash 'Stache.

Posted by: eman at October 17, 2012 02:26 AM (+XD7n)


--That's better.

Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 02:29 AM (jKE+Z)

166
I like the new troll. truth. We need to hear more about this truth. Where does he come from?... what does he do for a living?.... etc. Let's not be so hasty in trying to scare him away. We can learn from him. We need to study him... find out how his mind or lack thereof works. How did he get to be so f*cking stupid?... This could be an important discovery in the works here... understanding the lefty mindset. Perhaps someday there could even be a cure for this derangement......other than a massive beatdown I mean.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at October 17, 2012 02:29 AM (p82Os)

167 151....because the deficit is so large and the nat'l debt is out of control, i think we can stand to keep cap-gains revenues up for the time being. ideally, double taxation would be ended, but for now, it's just not something over which i'm pulling out my violins!

Eliminating Capital Gains Taxes wouldstimulate the economy.
Think about it.

The economic stimulus that would happen from eliminating Cap Gains, would net more revenue for the government.
More jobs.
More income taxes from those jobs...more SS/Medicare taxes, as well.


Posted by: wheatie at October 17, 2012 02:30 AM (ipkPX)

168 >>I mean in the US...not just on this Smart Military Blog.
I'd imagine that there's a link to Obama's meetings with the MB and the Blind Sheik wrapped up in this FP disaster, as well.

Yea, that would never happen months ago.

http://tinyurl.com/d5qnvqu

Seriously, do any of you not know that the blind sheik is what this latest attack is all about?

Hello, World Trade Towers, blind sheik, 9/11 ... what exactly are we paying our intelligence community for?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2012 02:31 AM (TMB3S)

169 @154

well gee, when you put it like *that*, it sounds totally ridiculous!

@162

i don't see how you can even stand going to sa and reading thru their politics on a nite like tonite! or ever, really, haha!

i couldn't be anywhere near sa or reddit or any of those . i couldn't even go near REASON, who are putatively republican-friendly conservative leaners, and very freedom-minded to boot, during the primaries!

the mental diarrhea coming out of such cocoons of political ignorance are just too much for me to handle x.X i mean, sa voters talking about the media headlining the libya "gaffe" when the media, via definite liberal anderson cooper, already "highlighted" the issue with a fact-check in romney's favour? what world are these guys living in?

Posted by: jimi ray at October 17, 2012 02:32 AM (79EF9)

170 Poted by: wheatie at October 17, 2012 02:30 AM (ipkPX)

HERETIC!

Posted by: Zombie Keynes at October 17, 2012 02:32 AM (HWUYs)

171 Colonoscopy in the morning. Gotta go take the last bottle of Suprep.

The results of which resemble the new troll.


Posted by: Derak at October 17, 2012 02:32 AM (lkjWK)

172 man, the MSNBC focus group was an absolute fisking for Obama.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2012 02:33 AM (HWUYs)

173 Four dead Americans is a powerful thing.

Their deaths being your fault is a powerful thing, too.

Your lying about it to the whole World is another very powerful thing.

Isn't that right, Mr. President?

Posted by: eman at October 17, 2012 02:33 AM (+XD7n)

174 Secretary of State Dash 'Stache.

Posted by: eman at October 17, 2012 02:26 AM (+XD7n)


--That's better.
Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 02:29 AM (jKE+Z)

I question your sense of Moron duty and priority.

Posted by: eman at October 17, 2012 02:34 AM (+XD7n)

175 the MSNBC focus group was an absolute fisking for Obama.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2012 02:33 AM (HWUYs)


Highlights?

Posted by: Adam at October 17, 2012 02:35 AM (/YJYi)

176 Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2012 02:31 AM (TMB3S)

Brought to you by the same State Dept that worked furiously behind the scenes for the release of the Lockerbie Bomber.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2012 02:35 AM (HWUYs)

177 We need to hear more about this truth.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at October 17, 2012 02:29 AM (p82Os)


It's Average Joe, and he faps when you respond, to little consequence.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 17, 2012 02:35 AM (bxiXv)

178
Posted by: Derak at October 17, 2012 02:32 AM (lkjWK)


Remember, LOTS of fluids. They make the prep results easier.

Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at October 17, 2012 02:35 AM (zLp5I)

179 168 >>Seriously, do any of you not know that the blind sheik is what this latest attack is all about?

Jack, their list of grievances is limitless. It will always be something.

Posted by: Choomboy, polesmoker extraordinaire at October 17, 2012 02:37 AM (ccXZP)

180
Any bets that on Election Night, at least one of them will try to commit suicide on air?



Posted by: The Political Hat at October 17, 2012 02:12 AM (sZTYJ)



As a public service, we should remind them of the most effective techniques.

Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at October 17, 2012 02:38 AM (zLp5I)

181 >>Highlights?
8 People. 4 Women. 4 Men (1 anAfrican American Male).
Romney swung one Male (2008 Obama) Voter, Pulled at least 2 Females off the fence, too.
Obama retained one MaleVoter.
Even after persuasion by MSNBC Host re: Women's 'Equal Pay', Romney won over the vast majority.
Decisive debate win for Romney 6 / 8.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2012 02:39 AM (HWUYs)

182 "Get ready for the comeback. The gloves are fucking OFF.

Posted by: truth at October 17, 2012 01:37 AM (JOiCz)"

Bring it, bitch,

A few more years of this type of governance, and we'll be settling this in the streets.

I'll be waiting for you.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at October 17, 2012 02:39 AM (MRcfR)

183 Of supreme interest to me is the fact that here we have objective proof that Obama is a beta male (at best).

It has been a fundamental of the interaction between males for the whole of human history to compete with one another, generally along the lines of:

"Mine is bigger than yours!"

Only in the current culture of liberalism would a man celebrate in a public arena that "his" is smaller than his opponents'.

Posted by: Idealist at October 17, 2012 02:40 AM (IyFhW)

184 Remember, LOTS of fluids. They make the prep results easier.

Posted by: rd does not believe the MSM at October 17, 2012 02:35 AM (zLp5I)

This is my first ever. yikes what an ordeal. I'd like to be sleeping but I'll be in and out of the bathroom for the next two hours flushing down the trolls.

Posted by: Derak at October 17, 2012 02:42 AM (lkjWK)

185 @167

shoot, that's true for sure...more investment income to the people who obviously actually *invest* -- and invest *well*, if they're getting significant revenue from cap gains! -- would be a great way to help put some reaganomics back in play.

while immediately, there might not be many good opportunities to invest with as bad as obama has wrecked the economy, it sure would be a quick fix -- and it'd probably surely be a lot more beneficial than my stupid idea about connecting the taxes to public revenues ~.~

i guess i'm just too young to remember how well the trickle-down thing worked in the reagan years -- i wasn't even alive for at least half of his presidency! x.X

Posted by: jimi ray at October 17, 2012 02:42 AM (79EF9)

186 Media bias? I've never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 17, 2012 02:42 AM (KL49F)

187 >>Brought to you by the same State Dept that worked furiously behind the scenes for the release of the Lockerbie Bomber.

This shit is not hard to find or understand. Presumably, these douchebags have better intel than I can find on the internet and yet they still fuck it up every goddam day.

We are paying mental midgets and flat out enemies of our country and our allies to work on our behalf.

We're going to get hit again and soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2012 02:42 AM (TMB3S)

188 Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2012 02:39 AM (HWUYs)




But I'm sure the hosts still declared total victory for Obama. Heh.

Posted by: Adam at October 17, 2012 02:43 AM (/YJYi)

189 Absolutely SICK and beneath the office of POTUS to word it in a way that could be interpreted sexually. Sick, sick "man" O is. Jill Biden pulled this crap on the trail last month.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at October 17, 2012 02:44 AM (KL49F)

190 We're going to get hit again and soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2012 02:42 AM (TMB3S)

I'd bet money on it.

Posted by: Derak at October 17, 2012 02:44 AM (lkjWK)

191 >>We're going to get hit again and soon.

I pray you are wrong, but I wouldn't bet money on it.
Hillary is playing from the same script that resulted in us getting hit the first time.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2012 02:45 AM (HWUYs)

192 Ahahahahaha... the more people keep talking about this Libya/Rose Garden thing, the better it gets. Totally highlighting his leadership fail. We need to keep pushing this for the rest of the week.

Meanwhile Hillary! is on Line 1 screaming about the useless sword-falling.

Posted by: Filly at October 17, 2012 02:45 AM (247Qj)

193 I question your sense of Moron duty and priority.

Posted by: eman at October 17, 2012 02:34 AM (+XD7n)

--The 'Stache has plenty of backers here. And I'm totally straight.

Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 02:46 AM (jKE+Z)

194 189 Absolutely SICK and beneath the office of POTUS to word it in a way that could be interpreted sexually. Sick, sick "man" O is. Jill Biden pulled this crap on the trail last month.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at October 17, 2012 02:44 AM (KL49F)


Part of me wonders if Obama doesn't want to win, but can't openly admit it (The Rat might actually do him harm).

He does seem to step in it. He seemed awfully eager to set himself up on Libya.

Probably a dumb idea. He does treat things like a game.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 17, 2012 02:47 AM (bxiXv)

195 >>Hillary! is on Line 1

It is just about 3 am in DC.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2012 02:47 AM (HWUYs)

196 I mean, if this is the result, I want Candy moderating all Presidential debates for all time.

Posted by: Filly at October 17, 2012 02:48 AM (247Qj)

197 Obama: "You know, I -- I don't look at my pension." Then, he said, "I don't check it that often." "I thought we were talking about immigration."

Kind of says it all, doesn't it?

Posted by: Debra at October 17, 2012 02:48 AM (3EeU0)

198 Really this entire election has been one enormous "Toldyaso" for Mitt Romney. I can't believe it.

Posted by: Filly at October 17, 2012 02:49 AM (247Qj)

199 We're going to get hit again and soon.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2012 02:42 AM (TMB3S)


LA LA LA LA I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 17, 2012 02:49 AM (bxiXv)

200 192 Ahahahahaha... the more people keep talking about this Libya/Rose Garden thing, the better it gets. Totally highlighting his leadership fail. We need to keep pushing this for the rest of the week.

Meanwhile Hillary! is on Line 1 screaming about the useless sword-falling.

Posted by: Filly at October 17, 2012 02:45 AM (247Qj)

--I know, even the 'tards on my FB feed cannot defend it except along the lines of [actual quote] "When someone running for the Presidency insinuates that the the sitting President doesn't put the lives of Americans serving their country in the foreign service at the highest priority, that strikes me as really inappropriate. And this is what Romney did -- suggested to the American people that the President wasn't prepared to get to the bottom of this because of politics; that getting the right answer in order to protect American lives wasn't as important as winning an election. If that is what Romney really thinks, it is a very serious allegation and perhaps one that should be made more formally through articles of impeachment."

As if Romney could implement Articles of Impeachment.

Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 02:49 AM (jKE+Z)

201 The Associated Press put a story on the wire about how Romney was wrong about Libya and has not yet issued a correction. BTW, the AP, as a nonprofit, is a corporate welfare case, just like PBS. They have a dog in this fight.

Posted by: vivi at October 17, 2012 02:50 AM (OTPxW)

202 >>Jack, their list of grievances is limitless. It will always be something.

Of course, but thats not the point.

If I tell you I am going to punch you in the face what do you do?

Zawahiri telegraphed this attack and we, our president, went to Vegas.

Obama fucked up the Arab spring by leading from behind and he fucked up Libya by leading from behind and he is going to fuck up the next attack by leading from behind.

When Libya fell and Obama did shit an estimated 10 to 20,000 shoulder fired missiles among other weapons fell into the hands of al Qaeda and their affiliates. Where do you think they got the weapons to attack our consulate came from?

We are in worse shape than ever against an enemy who is stronger than ever. We are going to get hit again. Just a matter of time.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2012 02:51 AM (TMB3S)

203 I mean, I knew he'd be a disaster as President and she'd be a disaster as Secretary of State? But I never dreamed they'd take each other over the side of the cliff quite like this. It took 3.5 years longer than I thought it would, but man is it worth the wait.

Posted by: Filly at October 17, 2012 02:52 AM (247Qj)

204 When Libya fell and Obama did shit an estimated 10 to 20,000 shoulder fired missiles among other weapons fell into the hands of al Qaeda and their affiliates. Where do you think they got the weapons to attack our consulate came from?

We are in worse shape than ever against an enemy who is stronger than ever. We are going to get hit again. Just a matter of time.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2012 02:51 AM (TMB3S)


BUT REAGAN AND ARMING THE MUJAHADEEN IN AFGHANISTAN!!!!11!!!1!!!

Posted by: Libtard Bot #27596 at October 17, 2012 02:53 AM (jKE+Z)

205 suggested to the American people that the President wasn't prepared to get to the bottom of this because of politics;

It wasn't a suggestion, it was an observation.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 17, 2012 02:53 AM (bxiXv)

206 192 Ahahahahaha... the more people keep talking about this Libya/Rose Garden thing, the better it gets. Totally highlighting his leadership fail. We need to keep pushing this for the rest of the week.

Yeah.
Because I thinkhe was referring to 9/11, when he said that in the Rose Garden.
Not the current events....the big one, back in '01.

I'm thinking that's why Candy Crowley was trying to downplay it, and dissmiss it.
So that people wouldn't go back and look at the context.

'Nothing to see here...move along.

Posted by: wheatie at October 17, 2012 02:54 AM (ipkPX)

207 fyi, out of all those 90 minutes, the thing that went viral was "women in binders" from Romney when he mentioned his search for more women in his cabinet as MA governor.

Posted by: vivi at October 17, 2012 02:55 AM (OTPxW)

208 fyi, out of all those 90 minutes, the thing that went viral was "women in binders" from Romney when he mentioned his search for more women in his cabinet as MA governor.

Posted by: vivi at October 17, 2012 02:55 AM (OTPxW)

--I saw that on a FB page. WTF was that about?

*YAWN*

Posted by: logprof at October 17, 2012 02:57 AM (jKE+Z)

209 207 fyi, out of all those 90 minutes, the thing that went viral was "women in binders" from Romney when he mentioned his search for more women in his cabinet as MA governor.
Posted by: vivi at October 17, 2012 02:55 AM (OTPxW)


I cringed when I heard that, because it was exactly the kind of trivial misinterpretation the left loves.

The whole segment was pandering anyway, and not dealing with actual issues. The "but I hired women" game didn't do anything.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 17, 2012 02:57 AM (bxiXv)

210 Personally I hated the binder thing, but the indies seemed to love it, so whatevs.

Posted by: Filly at October 17, 2012 02:57 AM (247Qj)

211 As if Romney could implement Articles of Impeachment.

That's way harder than giving some bitch cancer.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2012 02:58 AM (HWUYs)

212 We are in worse shape than ever against an enemy who
is stronger than ever. We are going to get hit again. Just a matter of
time.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2012 02:51 AM (TMB3S)

And how many years of focused immigration into the US from countries like Somolia, Sudan, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan? Yeah. I'm sure they've all assimilated into the culture.

Posted by: Derak at October 17, 2012 02:58 AM (lkjWK)

213 I advise Obama to take Candy Crowley along with him on diplomatic trips...he needs the help.

Posted by: Sexypig at October 17, 2012 02:58 AM (QQSzN)

214 What a ridiculous picture of O here at CNN, limp-wristed and making a kissy-face, lol!

http://tinyurl.com/9r2xdyy

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at October 17, 2012 02:58 AM (KL49F)

215 If they liked women in binders, then they should watch the speech of the black lady Romney hired while Gov. She was awesome.

Posted by: Sexypig at October 17, 2012 03:00 AM (QQSzN)

216 and you know she was probably suspicious of Romney at first...but he walks the walk.

Posted by: Sexypig at October 17, 2012 03:01 AM (QQSzN)

217 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 17, 2012 02:47 AM (bxiXv)

You're not alone in thinking O maybe doesn't want to win-- I've been feeling that way since July. Either he doesn't want the job anymore (and he has complained about all the work and how he'd like to go to a park and feed birds or something) or he knows it's already in the bag 'cause it's being stolen. Or he's just a rotten campaigner and gives this impression, lol.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at October 17, 2012 03:01 AM (KL49F)

218 "nearly half said Obama won"

LOL.

Wut 47%?

Posted by: Sexypig at October 17, 2012 03:02 AM (QQSzN)

219 >>Obama fucked up the Arab spring by leading from behind

He fucked it up way before that.
He lost it all the minute he abandoned the Green Revolution in Iran.
He doubled down on Mubarak and that didn't pay off.
Then he went Fast and Furious on Libya and aided in the murder of Quadafy. No arrest, no attempt at justice, just a quick ass rape and a gangland killing.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2012 03:03 AM (HWUYs)

220 This line could come back to hurt Obama.

If the "Obama bought me a phone" and "Obama's gonna buy me a car" set start to think of Romney as a better provider...

Watch the start of the MSNBC focus group clip, and see if you don't hear a bit of that in one of the new Romney voters.

Posted by: Clint at October 17, 2012 03:06 AM (Ya5KA)

221 (and he has complained about all the work and how he'd like to go to a park and feed birds or something)

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at October 17, 2012 03:01 AM (KL49F)


And most of the time he doesn't sound that normal.

On an only distantly tangential note, sometimes I note in pictures of ImaDinnerJacket (Achmedinejad) he seems to look sometimes like he feels trapped where he is. Sort of a microexpression saying "this is wrong but I have no way out".

Doesn't prove anything, but it's interesting.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at October 17, 2012 03:06 AM (bxiXv)

222 @217

i was seriously afraid about the stealing thing, too, but i don't think they are brazen enough to steal an election when polls are showing a 5+ romney lead across the board.

i've been saying all along we need a pretty comfortable margin to counteract the 120% turnout and phantom voter armies, but i'm getting pretty confident with the way things are turning out!

i'm so fired up i can't even sleep and i have lecture in the morning ~.~ i only got about half of my daily nap today, too, after coming home and seeing the great poll news!!!! argh, excitement ~.~

where's a fiancé when you need some wearing out >.>!?

Posted by: jimi ray at October 17, 2012 03:09 AM (79EF9)

223 And how many years of focused immigration into the US from countries like Somolia, Sudan, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan? Yeah. I'm sure they've all assimilated into the culture.




Oh Yeah! Mom and apple pie, and goats. But mostly goats.

Posted by: Dearbornistan at October 17, 2012 03:13 AM (HNn1q)

224 @222 Didn't the polls show Chavez loosing big too?

I wouldn't put ANYTHING past them!

Posted by: JarvisW at October 17, 2012 03:14 AM (E7Iyp)

225 >>He fucked it up way before that.
He lost it all the minute he abandoned the Green Revolution in Iran.
He doubled down on Mubarak and that didn't pay off.
Then he went Fast and Furious on Libya and aided in the murder of Quadafy. No arrest, no attempt at justice, just a quick ass rape and a gangland killing.

No disagrement from me on any of that.

I know you think I thought the Arab spring was some sort of renaissance moment or something. I didn't.

I thought it was the best opportunity we had in many generations to influence a largely ignorant and insular culture on the basics of freedom and tolerance. Obama fucked it all up with his bowing and kiss ass diplomacy .

I was never under any allusion that we were dealing with an enlightened population. I wasn't looking for a miracle, just a dial down of the lunacy. A chance for those who don't want endless religious based idiocy and death.

Obama has turned the heat up and most people won't understand when it boils over again why we failed. But we did. We elected this scumbag.

Have a good night.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2012 03:14 AM (TMB3S)

226 185 @167

shoot, that's true for sure...more investment income to the people who obviously actually *invest* -- and invest *well*, if they're getting significant revenue from cap gains! -- would be a great way to help put some reaganomics back in play.

while immediately, there might not be many good opportunities to invest with as bad as obama has wrecked the economy, it sure would be a quick fix -- and it'd probably surely be a lot more beneficial than my stupid idea about connecting the taxes to public revenues ~.~

i guess i'm just too young to remember how well the trickle-down thing worked in the reagan years -- i wasn't even alive for at least half of his presidency! x.X
Posted by: jimi ray at October 17, 2012 02:42 AM (79EF9)


Reaganomics works like a dream. It requires only one thing. The desire to work.

Peggy Josephnomics?

Not so much.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC in Johnson County laughing at Cook County at October 17, 2012 03:20 AM (K1RsC)

227 Obama has turned the heat up and most people won't understand when it boils over again why we failed. But we did. We elected this scumbag.



Who's we, white man?!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at October 17, 2012 03:23 AM (HNn1q)

228 The way the JEF dodged questions reminded me of this---

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests—we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg, isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!"

Posted by: Otter at October 17, 2012 03:25 AM (IJHzz)

229 @226

oh, i totally agree! it was a good call on wheatie's part.

i definitely believe in reaganomics...despite not knowing anything about it contemporaneously, i know enough about it in retrospect that i should never have made that first stupid post, lol, and i'm glad i was called on it. doesn't hurt to get corrected or educated! makes me better, in fact :3

the only reason i pointed out my lack of immediate familiarity was because i was a lil embarrassed about missing the obvious >.>

Posted by: jimi ray at October 17, 2012 03:36 AM (79EF9)

230 As for the babe in the red skirt in the background on Hannity:

PICS OR IT DID NOT HAPPEN.

Posted by: logprof comes up with this too late, alas & alack at October 17, 2012 03:40 AM (jKE+Z)

231 i was seriously afraid about the stealing thing, too

Obama can no long rely on traditional Democrat vote fraud mechanisms in many areas without getting caught and turned in by disgruntled Dems.

OFA is too new and too young to have developed its own established methods of fraud and integrated them within the local political apparatus.

Vote fraud is a very very local thing. Its all those nice little old ladies and men who smile at you working the tables who facilitate it and turn a blind eye. They're not reliable anymore. An offer of say $500,000 rewards to fraud whistle blowers will have them turning each other in by the truckload if anyone tries to do anything.

I'm not even sure the party apparatchiks can tell who has gone soft. People who turn on Obama tend not to talk about it much unless they know they're in a safe environment.

Posted by: @PurpAv at October 17, 2012 03:42 AM (o4HGL)

232 @231

i guess that's a good point...it's not like in 2008 when it was a lot safer as even the folks who weren't super gung-ho for obama may not have been enthusiastic enough to blow the whistle on voter fraud.

this year, people are so pissed off about tfg, his failures, and his refusal to take responsibilities, just the thought of him winning an election through fraud will be enough to send folks googling for the nearest hotline, i guess!

i have to say, tho, in 2010, i knew a group of folks who was engaging in fraud and, knowing i had a male fiancé, suspected i was probably as bitterly ignorant a partisan liberal as the actual gays are. the tried to recruit me, and i politely turned them down, with a mind to report them.

the hotline i found was voice-only and i don't really have any friends to tell, so i never followed up. that was in manhattan, tho, but still, there were folks out there cheating -- and smug as heck about it -- even in 2010!

still, with the stories some commenters shared today about pretty liberal democrat acquaintances falling into the preference cascade, i think you probably have a good point about the fraud really only taking place in the kinds of obama-friend (d)-voting bastions that are gonna break for him anyway.

Posted by: jimi ray at October 17, 2012 04:01 AM (79EF9)

233 For some reason this exchange is the one that sticks in my mind.
Obama repeated the lie that he values free enterprise and people who risk and succeed - except his true feelings came through in that snide remark. His vitriolic hatred of the "wealthy" was obvious. Obama is a douchebag liberal socialist - he's one of the 1% elite class but he foments all sorts of class hatred towards the "rich".

Posted by: gwelf at October 17, 2012 08:26 AM (+7Usq)

234 The scary thing is this shit actually persuades people, these zingers, even if they don't address the point at all.

Obama's a hypocrite, but *Zing* guess he wins!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 46% more DOOM! at October 17, 2012 09:19 AM (MrM2k)

235 We make everyone pay our fair share...

That makes the great middle class...

Investors aren't paying enough from their investment profits...

ergo Taxing investment more means a growing economy!

Posted by: HoboJerky, now with 46% more DOOM! at October 17, 2012 09:20 AM (MrM2k)

236 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2012 02:13 PM (6o4Fb)

237 Of course, they *earned* all of their money. That's why they want someone else to pay their "fair share" for them. It's not greed because they're just so golly-gee *smart*. Even if they can't do basic math or reading comprehension or critical thinking. Their J-school professors buttered them up, so they *must* be the smartest people ever!

Posted by: The Ghost of Flannery O'Connor at October 17, 2012 02:17 PM (WE5bx)

238 i guess that makes me more qualified to be president than obama since he's richer than I am.

Posted by: Bob Delsol at October 17, 2012 03:31 PM (MLi+F)

239 It's funny how noone seemed to mind that John Kerry was very very very rich. How you rich you ask? Why, he is richer than Romney. The only difference is that Romney actually earned his money the old fashioned way, whereas, John Kerry, who served in Vietnam, made his money by marrying Theresa. Funny how the reporters and Democrats never mentioned that Kerry was "out of touch" because he was rich, and there was not one peep about Kerry being unable to "connect with the average person." What a bunch of flippen B.S..

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at October 17, 2012 11:00 PM (2/oBD)

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