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Overnight Open Thread
From the news-morons-can-use department comes: How to Pee in Public
Listen up all you young whippersnappers - dudes have been going in public for millions of years so you might want to take a few lessons on technique from your elders. Well unless you enjoy getting urinating in public citations. Remember that you are either the master of your bladder or its slave. But if you truly learn these techniques and the mental disciplines behind them, you'll be able to whizz anytime, anywhere no matter how many opponents you face. But like magic the key is always misdirection - while they're busy watching your middle finger, you're busy adding their car to your own territory. Now get off my freshly-marked lawn.Importing Poverty
Mark Krikorian at NRO points out that allowing in immigrants with families is probably a bad deal for the US since they're much more likely to take welfare:
Fifty-seven percent of households headed by an immigrant (legal and illegal) with children (under 18 ) used at least one welfare program, compared to 39 percent for native households with children (which is alarmingly high in itself). The highest rates are for families headed by an immigrant from the Dominican Republic (82 percent using welfare) and Mexico and Guatemala (75 percent).And if the poor immigrants congregate, you end up with a condensed form of poverty.
The Fresno county city of San Joaquin has a higher share of children under 18 than any other California city, 41 percent compared to the state average of 25 percent. Orange Cove has the second-highest share of children. Both cities are over 95 percent Hispanic, and both have per capita incomes lower than the per capita income of Mexico, which was $10,000 in 2009, or $14,000 at purchasing power parity.Poorer than Mexico!
According to her new book, "Bossypants":
The comedian and actress writes in her new book “Bossypants” that the impression did not bring positive attention to the show, which also stars Alec Baldwin and Tracy Morgan, but instead may have polarized audiences. “Some may argue that exploiting Governor Palin and her family helped bring attention to my low-rated TV show,” an excerpt of the book posted on USA Today reads. “I am proud to say you are wrong.Poor Tina - I don't know where she finds the strength to cash all those checks.
“My TV show still enjoys very low ratings. In fact, I think the Palin stuff may have hurt the TV show. Let’s face it, between Alec Baldwin and me there is a certain fifty percent of the population who think we are pinko Commie monsters.”
Working the rodeo, bellhopping, and going to seminary apparently.
You mean apart from the standard crushing of enemies, lamentation of women, and defeat of the robot zombie hordes?
Jerry Kroth and colleagues at the Santa Clara University investigated the dreams of 48 female graduate students and found that the conservative types are having these kinds of dreams: Dreams of FallingOf course they didn't report their findings for liberal women which I'm guessing would be pretty much the same. Except with more smugness and the conviction that they have special super meaningful dreams.
Dream Discontentedness
Dreams of Being Chased
Dreams of Being Famous
Based on tweets Tennessee is the happiest state in the US and Germany is the happiest country. Now this may not mean that the people there are that much happier than the average, but rather that public negativity is frowned upon by their respective cultures.
Seems like this might get a little annoying after a while but what do I know - I'm boobless.
(thanks to CDR M)
It's weird - 1968 was only a bit over 40 years ago yet from these commercials it feels like a completely different world. And you never hear that deep leisurely Voice of Authority narration anymore either.
Myth #1: The crusades represented an unprovoked attack by Western Christians on the Muslim world. Nothing could be further from the truth, and even a cursory chronological review makes that clear. In a.d. 632, Egypt, Palestine, Syria, Asia Minor, North Africa, Spain, France, Italy, and the islands of Sicily, Sardinia, and Corsica were all Christian territories. Inside the boundaries of the Roman Empire, which was still fully functional in the eastern Mediterranean, orthodox Christianity was the official, and overwhelmingly majority, religion. Outside those boundaries were other large Christian communities—not necessarily orthodox and Catholic, but still Christian. Most of the Christian population of Persia, for example, was Nestorian. Certainly there were many Christian communities in Arabia. By a.d. 732, a century later, Christians had lost Egypt, Palestine, Syria, North Africa, Spain, most of Asia Minor, and southern France. Italy and her associated islands were under threat, and the islands would come under Muslim rule in the next century. The Christian communities of Arabia were entirely destroyed in or shortly after 633, when Jews and Christians alike were expelled from the peninsula. Those in Persia were under severe pressure. Two-thirds of the formerly Roman Christian world was now ruled by Muslims.Well 'unprovoked' if you ignore the hundreds of years of consistent Islamic attacks against Christian countries before it. Actually it's a wonder that counter-attacks didn't happen sooner.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at April 05, 2011 10:26 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 05, 2011 10:27 PM (OBXDf)
Posted by: fluffy the Crusader at April 05, 2011 10:29 PM (SwkdU)
I do not get those earphones. I mean, are they implying they'll make your boobs bounce or is this just some weird meta European thing, bouncing boobs sell more earphones?
Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 05, 2011 10:29 PM (RZ8pf)
percent of the population who think we are pinko Commie monsters.
"think"?
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 05, 2011 10:31 PM (NnrbK)
That is a key lesson from "Madmen". I think. I just watch for thered haired chick, what's her name?
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at April 05, 2011 10:31 PM (sJTmU)
new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as
his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached.
Posted by: Manuel Paleologos II at April 05, 2011 10:32 PM (DZ/g1)
been there one night behind a store in the dark.......... cost me 150 bucks.
Posted by: Racefan at April 05, 2011 10:33 PM (a3Dy0)
I'm in the right spot...evening morons
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2011 10:33 PM (xxg44)
Ah. I remember the day when
the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began
to heal.
It was better under water and bloodied and wounded.
Just sayin’
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 05, 2011 10:34 PM (r1h5M)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at April 05, 2011 10:34 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2011 10:35 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2011 10:35 PM (xxg44)
Let’s face it, between Alec Baldwin and me there is a certain fifty
percent of the population who think we are pinko Commie monsters.
"think"?
The other fifty percent know it.
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at April 05, 2011 10:37 PM (TrAxp)
Posted by: Bomber at April 05, 2011 10:37 PM (d88g9)
I really do. Of course I was 5 years old when these adds were on the tube.
Posted by: Portnoy at April 05, 2011 10:37 PM (azgo2)
Mystery scars on Obama's head prompt another question from conspiracy theorists - has the President had brain surgery?
I loled at this sentence:
But without medical records (along with his school records and birth
certificate) no one seems to be able to provide an answer as to cause of
the mystery scars.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 10:37 PM (DZ/g1)
(thanks to CDR M)
I was just gonna thank him too for the video, then the boobehs activated! HAHAHAHAHA *where can I get a set of those*
Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2011 10:37 PM (/izg2)
Islamic attacks against Christian countries before it. Actually it's a
wonder that counter-attacks didn't happen sooner.
Ever wonder why the massive slave trade in the Arabic world doesn't get mentioned? They took subsaharan Africans, Mediterranean Christians, etc by the millions.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2011 10:37 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Lindsay LoGraham at April 05, 2011 10:38 PM (lT0LC)
Posted by: Portnoy at April 05, 2011 10:38 PM (azgo2)
Posted by: MystrysOffspring at April 05, 2011 10:39 PM (0TlXf)
Mystery scars on Obama's head prompt another question from conspiracy theorists - has the President had brain surgery?
I loled at this sentence:
But without medical records (along with his school records and birth certificate) no one seems to be able to provide an answer as to cause of the mystery scars.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 10:37 PM (DZ/g1) Brain surgery? On Obama? What on earth for?
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at April 05, 2011 10:39 PM (r1h5M)
certificate) no one seems to be able to provide an answer as to cause of
the mystery scars.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 10:37 PM (DZ/g1)
Remember when our tireless, nonpartisan, fair journalists spent 8 years trying to get to the bottom of Bush's years in TANG? After he already released every document he could? And the media still proclaimed he was hiding a dark secret?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2011 10:39 PM (bgcml)
Who will she be playing, the dastardly villain Sagboobs?
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 05, 2011 10:39 PM (NnrbK)
Posted by: David Brooks at April 05, 2011 10:40 PM (bgcml)
mentioned? They took subsaharan Africans, Mediterranean Christians, etc
by the millions.
Everybody knows that only Europeans engaged in slave trading, infidel.
/IIRC, the word for "black" in Arabic is the same word for "slave".
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 10:40 PM (DZ/g1)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 05, 2011 10:40 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: garrett at April 05, 2011 10:40 PM (xxg44)
reboot will all have basically the same plot and characters? Jeebus H.
Vishnu, has Hollywood lost all of its originality?
Yes. Next question?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2011 10:40 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 05, 2011 10:40 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at April 05, 2011 10:41 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2011 10:41 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 05, 2011 10:41 PM (NnrbK)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 10:42 PM (DZ/g1)
Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 10:42 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: St Vincent de Paul at April 05, 2011 10:42 PM (SwkdU)
Interesting.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at April 05, 2011 10:42 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: chuck at April 05, 2011 10:42 PM (RIVuP)
Friends of mine on another site have been looking at that scar for well over a year and wondering about it.
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 05, 2011 10:43 PM (Fo83G)
Crusades link busted. Clearly someone is attempting to hide what the Templars found there.
Vatican assassins?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 10:43 PM (DZ/g1)
Posted by: Caption This! Sarah Palin Mad Libs Edition at April 05, 2011 10:43 PM (xxg44)
a national security issue. How do we know he isn't reacting to
imaginary voices or visions caused by a tumor pressing on a portion of
his brain.
No, no, the only thing we have to worry about McCain kicking the bucket. It's actuarial science!
Posted by: MATT DAMON! at April 05, 2011 10:44 PM (NnrbK)
Let me say that nothing beats a high fiber diet. My God but I feel light on my feet.
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2011 10:44 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: Portnoy at April 05, 2011 10:45 PM (azgo2)
That came from the bottom of a desk drawer.
Posted by: Kal Penn at April 05, 2011 10:46 PM (xxg44)
Posted by: Folger's Crystals at April 05, 2011 10:46 PM (lT0LC)
Posted by: Miss Marple
Friends? You have friends?
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at April 05, 2011 10:46 PM (sJTmU)
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2011 10:46 PM (4q6A5)
I read this in the article above. I do not know what it means.
Posted by: huerfano at April 05, 2011 10:46 PM (2pEj7)
That was an instructional all by itself.
Posted by: ErikW at April 05, 2011 10:47 PM (bMIRR)
Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 05, 2011 10:47 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 05, 2011 10:47 PM (Y1DZt)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2011 10:47 PM (Zq0dW)
Barack Obama is linked to the Superman reboot?
Posted by: andycanuck at April 05, 2011 10:48 PM (Y1DZt)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2011 10:48 PM (Zq0dW)
Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 05, 2011 10:48 PM (RZ8pf)
. . . THE MILITARY!
Because audiences are just going to pack the theaters to watch Superman fighting against American soldiers!
Again, I ask the question: is everyone in Hollywood fucking retarded? Or at least a working majority of them? How the FUCK does a story like that get greenlighted?
Jeez, I could write a better Superman movie story right now. Here goes:
Use the Parasite: he's an old Superman villain who drains power. If Supes fights him, he gets weaker while the Parasite gets stronger. Plus the Parasite absorbs knowledge so he knows Clark Kent is Superman! The villan strikes at him in his secret identity, has him on the ropes, and only the timely intervention of Superman's human friends -- Lois Lane, Jimmy Olsen, etc. -- saves him. You get some thematic juice from the concept of the Parasite as age/disease, it's Superman's human contacts which save him rather than his Kryptonian superpowers, you can explore the "world" quite a bit, and (most importantly) you don't turn an iconic American hero into another America-bashing piece of shit!
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 05, 2011 10:49 PM (Jvkki)
He's also got a good essay about the Spanish Inquisition and the myths involving that.
Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 10:49 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: s☺mej☼e at April 05, 2011 10:50 PM (TrAxp)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 05, 2011 10:50 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: Cicero at April 05, 2011 10:51 PM (pfqFp)
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 05, 2011 10:49 PM (Jvkki)
Everything I've been hearing has pointed at Zod being the big villain.But speaking of Zach Snyder, see Sucker Punch. Lots of really hot women with long long legs. The story is serviceable, but mostly I spent two hours staring at so many hot wiminz.
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2011 10:51 PM (4q6A5)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2011 10:52 PM (9Lm5R)
Especially since a huge radiation cloud is heading our way ZOMG! (/sarc obv.)
Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 05, 2011 10:52 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2011 10:53 PM (Zq0dW)
I bought a car today. Won't see it until a couple days, but my old car has been taken. It's weird to end the longest relationship I've ever had so abruptly.
-Three out of four dream types isn't bad... but doesn't everyone have those dreams?
Dreams of Falling
Dream Discontentedness
Dreams of Being Chased
Dreams of Being Famous
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 05, 2011 10:53 PM (gH+Hj)
Posted by: inquiring mind at April 05, 2011 10:53 PM (72OLv)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2011 10:53 PM (Zq0dW)
Well, Ricky Schroeder is all grown upnow.
Posted by: Cicero at April 05, 2011 10:54 PM (pfqFp)
through a massive building. I am almost always alone and it is always a
different building.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2011 10:47 PM (Zq0dW)
I see. Is the geometry odd? Do you sense an...eldritch presence?
Posted by: HP Lovecraft at April 05, 2011 10:54 PM (bgcml)
He's also got a good essay about the Spanish Inquisition and the myths involving that.
I didn't expect that.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2011 10:54 PM (9Lm5R)
Uh, I thought it had already been announced that the big bad for Superman was going to be Zod.
Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 10:54 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: steevy at April 05, 2011 10:55 PM (NHrvF)
Posted by: Bomber at April 05, 2011 10:55 PM (d88g9)
I don't like the "hey, let's make an unsympathetic character a major character who isn't the show/series bad guy!" idea. Hating the guy distracts from the plot without adding to it.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 05, 2011 10:56 PM (Y1DZt)
Posted by: Palandine at April 05, 2011 10:56 PM (g7D8V)
Posted by: Bomber at April 05, 2011 10:56 PM (d88g9)
How many times did it take before you caught onto that "downwind" thing?
Posted by: Cicero at April 05, 2011 10:57 PM (pfqFp)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 10:57 PM (DZ/g1)
Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 10:57 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Bomber at April 05, 2011 10:56 PM (d88g9)
His lead has been widening all night, but it's still going to be a close race. It ain't over til it's over.
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2011 10:57 PM (4q6A5)
Next step is 81mm. There's an ONR project called PUMA - Precision Urban Mortar Attack. PUMA is supposed to have both GPS and laser guidance. Hope is it transitions to acquisition around 2015.
Seems like the big problem now is precisely targeting the bad guys in the first place. In the next 5-10 years practically everything will be precision guided, but if you can't get precise targeting it's kind of moot.
Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2011 10:58 PM (QcFbt)
No, not really. Just random large buildings such as, huge rambling church buildings, massive hotels with numerous staircases (well, there's one, I guess) and endless hallways, etc.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2011 10:58 PM (Zq0dW)
Posted by: Cardinal Richelaeu at April 05, 2011 10:58 PM (JMmQ9)
His lead has been widening all night, but it's still going to be a close race. It ain't over til it's over.
So how many ballots fit into a Cadillac trunk?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2011 10:59 PM (9Lm5R)
Well there is a new Jaden and Will Smith/M. Night Shyamalan movie in production. Sadly this isn't an April's Fool joke.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 05, 2011 10:59 PM (pAlYe)
**Biff**
Welcome to Earf, mother fucker!
Posted by: Will Smiff celebrating Indepence Day at April 05, 2011 11:00 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 05, 2011 11:00 PM (2o7Ys)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2011 10:59 PM (9Lm5R)
How many do you need to fit?
Posted by: The Wisconsin Public Employees Union at April 05, 2011 11:00 PM (pfqFp)
wait....sorry, is it too early?
Posted by: Usually Aint Workin' shop steward at April 05, 2011 11:01 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: nogooddeed at April 05, 2011 11:02 PM (MZSfb)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 05, 2011 11:03 PM (JMmQ9)
Boy, was that disappointing!
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 05, 2011 11:03 PM (Fo83G)
Will Smith's acting career has been on the rocks for a while now (at least IMHO), but why does he have to sacrifice his son's budding career* on the altar of a M. Night movie? Dear Lord!
* The Kung-Fu, errr, The Karate Kid remake was surprisingly good.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 11:03 PM (DZ/g1)
Ooh, those bridges sound pretty kinky. Momma like!
Posted by: Crazy Bow-Fucker at April 05, 2011 11:03 PM (72OLv)
The Byzantines had been holding off the onslaught of Islam for 400 years before the battle of Manzikert.
The Seljuk Turks had "stolen" Byzantine lands and the Romans planned to "send them home".
However, when the battle was met, the general of the rear guard of the Byzantine forces decided that "foreign adventures" weren't really so important. He let the Emperor be captured by the Turks and ran home to impeach, uh, dethrone the Emperor and claim the crown for himself.
This lead to a generation of chaos that left Islam dangerously close to entering Europe and that devastation of Armenia and Anatolia - two of the most advanced parts of the world at the time.
When the Byzantines finally got themselves back together they asked for help from their fellow Christians to reclaim their lands.
Orthodox and Latin relations had not been good, but the Latin world turned out in massive numbers and didn't just return the recently lost lands - but conquered back some of those the Byzantines had lost generations before.
This would make a heck of a movie, no?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2011 11:04 PM (bgcml)
Gee, wonder what that's all about.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 05, 2011 11:05 PM (QAvbl)
I was just gonna thank him too for the video, then the boobehs activated! HAHAHAHAHA *where can I get a set of those*
Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2011 10:37 PM (/izg2)
I'm not gonna lie. I friggin' love that video. I found an even better video the other day too. I'll have to put that one into the vault.
Posted by: CDR M at April 05, 2011 11:05 PM (5I8G0)
WTF? Not "calling the Bentley dealership, calling Gulfstream"? Lame!
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 05, 2011 11:06 PM (NnrbK)
Oh, and then it usually turns into a spy movie with running from evil agents, sometimes while still trying to get to class.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 05, 2011 11:07 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Cicero at April 05, 2011 11:07 PM (pfqFp)
Posted by: SomewhereSouthWest at April 05, 2011 11:07 PM (CyPWX)
I still have hopes of Shyamalan regaining his sanity. I've loved all his movies until Lady in the Water. I even loved Signs and The Village. I just hope he comes out of his lunacy before he destroys himself.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2011 11:07 PM (Zq0dW)
Posted by: Bomber at April 05, 2011 11:08 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: One of the other 40 it-fuckers at April 05, 2011 11:08 PM (MZSfb)
Posted by: What IS up with that? at April 05, 2011 11:08 PM (h7Tbc)
It was boring but utterly convincing.
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 05, 2011 11:09 PM (Fo83G)
Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 05, 2011 11:09 PM (RZ8pf)
love that video. I found an even better video the other day too. I'll
have to put that one into the vault.
Posted by: CDR M at April 05, 2011 11:05 PM (5I8G0)
Hey did you hear me honkin' as I drove by yesterday? Looked like a great day to fly, but a little breezy. And I'll look forward (even more) to your next ONT.
Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2011 11:10 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Cicero at April 05, 2011 11:07 PM (pfqFp)
I believe that was partly their fault. Suckering in the Crusaders to their internal politics, and then pissing them off because of it, making them sack Constantinople.
Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 11:11 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Barry the Orator at April 05, 2011 11:11 PM (FaFnu)
Who's Terry McMillan?
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2011 11:12 PM (Zq0dW)
his movies until Lady in the Water. I even loved Signs and The
Village. I just hope he comes out of his lunacy before he destroys
himself.
I was willing to give M. Night a chance until I saw that anti-human, eco-tard crap-fest known as The Happening, where the antagonist is *gasp* the wind!
In retrospect, M. Night has been insisting on himself ever since Signs. He's a one hit wonder, and even his signature movie, The Sixth Sense, was pretty much ripped off from an episode of Nickelodeon's of Are You Afraid of the Dark?
/Yes, Signs and even the Village are guilty pleasures of mine. And I think Unbreakable is an underrated film.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 11:13 PM (DZ/g1)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2011 10:58 PM (QcFbt)
I keep thinking that laser guidance is a better fit for mortars, like that British Merlin system. Most mortar fire is already observed by the troops calling it in, and it's a lot easier to just aim a coded laser at the jihadi cocksucker you want to blast, rather than trying to work out his exact position for the GPS.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2011 11:13 PM (9Lm5R)
African American author, wrote "How Stella Got Her Groove Back"
Posted by: ParanoidAnxietyGirlInSeattle at April 05, 2011 11:14 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Anachronda at April 05, 2011 11:15 PM (6fER6)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2011 11:16 PM (9Lm5R)
Some friends want help covering a co-worker's cubicle with cold-war-type slogans just to mess with his head. (This all started with a rambling voicemail on his cell warning him Blue Cheese At Dawn, I repeat Blue Cheese At Dawn.)
Other examples:
SWITCH to targeting grid Alpha-Zed 45.
The color of the day is BLUE.
Ideas?
Posted by: Steck at April 05, 2011 11:17 PM (D9pfE)
Posted by: erica at April 05, 2011 11:17 PM (Y1DZt)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 05, 2011 11:18 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: CDR M at April 05, 2011 11:18 PM (5I8G0)
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 05, 2011 11:18 PM (h8L/r)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 11:13 PM (DZ/g1)
It is, but I remember him talking during commercial breaks during an airing of it, and he pretty much credited the movie with resurgence of comic book movies.
Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 11:18 PM (oVQFe)
eco-tard crap-fest known as The Happening, where the antagonist is
*gasp* the wind!
I swear I almost threw popcorn at the screen when I realized it was THE PLANTS!!!
And I think Unbreakable is an underrated film.
So many people have never even heard of that movie. I had to add it to my DVD collection awhile back.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2011 11:18 PM (Zq0dW)
This is the Emergency Broadcast System.
Stand by.
Stand by.
*high pitched tone*
*static*
Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 05, 2011 11:20 PM (dT+/n)
Any updates on the Narcissist in Chief wanting to add his voice to the EBS?
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2011 11:22 PM (Zq0dW)
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 05, 2011 11:22 PM (YX6i/)
I simply cannot afford to think that dreams mean anything.
Posted by: Anachronda at April 05, 2011 11:23 PM (6fER6)
himself ever since Signs. He's a one hit wonder, and even his signature
movie, The Sixth Sense, was pretty much ripped off from an episode of
Nickelodeon's of Are You Afraid of the Dark?
/Yes, Signs and even the Village are guilty pleasures of mine. And I think Unbreakable is an underrated film.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 11:13 PM (DZ/g1)
Sigh. The Sixth Sense is only related to that episode in passing. I saw it and it's ripped off in the way action films are ripped off from each other. It's a basic premise that I've seen in other shows as well.The problem with the Sixth Sense is you can only watch it once. After that, it's no longer interesting because you already know the twist.Unbreakable is Shymalan's best film. A good treatise on superheroes.Signs was ok. I liked it, but again, it's a one viewing film.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 05, 2011 11:23 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Bomber at April 05, 2011 11:23 PM (d88g9)
2) Okay, who turned on the cat generator? I even hid the damned thing in a Cooler Master box.
3) What I dream of - Sucker Punch. In fact, I've been dreaming that for decades.
4) Unbreakable - highly underrated movie, I think it was Shamalayan's best and I certainly think it changed the *flavor* of hollywood comic-book movies, for the better.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 11:24 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Steck at April 05, 2011 11:17 PM (D9pfE)
You need to put a door on his cubicle that requires two keys to open, with the locks far enough apart that it requires two people to turn the keys in unison.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2011 11:25 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 05, 2011 11:25 PM (afWhQ)
Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 11:25 PM (oVQFe)
Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the communist party?
We will bury you!
Fail-safe.
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 05, 2011 11:28 PM (Fo83G)
That's not how I remember my last visits to San Fran. The stench of urine seemed to be everywhere. It was a long time ago (late 80s/early 90s), but that's my strongest memory of those trips. Can I leave the nose-clips at home for my next visit?
Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2011 11:28 PM (/izg2)
Posted by: Bomber at April 05, 2011 11:29 PM (d88g9)
soulpile. M. Night admits that episode is the ideafor the Sixth Sense I believe.
Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 11:25 PM (oVQFe)
Really? I can see it if he got the idea from it, but I think the story was changed enough to stand on its own. That's all my point was. Guess I just don't like the "ripped off" part.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 05, 2011 11:29 PM (afWhQ)
Really cute picture of her with her brother!
I hope I'm remembering correctly that he got a new sister.
Posted by: Mindy at April 05, 2011 11:30 PM (854ic)
Posted by: frank rizzo at April 05, 2011 11:31 PM (eu/oz)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 05, 2011 11:31 PM (JMmQ9)
I could have been fine with a movie that utilized poison-emitting plants as a plot device. There are plenty of examples of plants using poisons to kill off competitors or threats. My main problem with how it was used in The Happening (if I don't mention the moonbat aspect of it), was that it was the stupidest poison for the plants to use to kill off humans. The plant poison was just an excuse to have the people kill themselves in ridiculous and horrific ways as to give the film an "R" rating so that it could be used as an advertising gimmick (Hey, The Happening is M. Night's first R-rated film!).
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 11:31 PM (DZ/g1)
Two common dreams that I have: I'm in a firefight (different battlefields each time, usually based on the last war film I watched) and I KNOW that I'm shooting straight, but the bad guys just will Not. Fall. Down.
Second is that I'm back in the barracks, on my first day back in the Army after many years as a civilian. It's about 10 minutes until morning formation, and I'm trying to find a decent set of BDUs, but everything is either dirty, torn, horribly wrinkled or doesn't fit.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2011 11:31 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: Bomber at April 05, 2011 11:31 PM (d88g9)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 05, 2011 11:32 PM (JMmQ9)
Nightmares especially. I'll have what should be a nightmare, but they always make me wake up laughing. The latest for instance:
I'm on a beach with Adam Baldwin (no, really) and a couple random hotties. There is a killer on the loose following the Jason from Friday the 13th m/o. Hockey-mask, slash hack, slow walk catching the runners.
Adam, me the extras I'll call Daphne Velma (it's my dream -- shut it!), are on the case to stop the murders.
It follows the normal plot up to the point that I am being chased through a huge beach house by Jason. All the others are on a balcony overlooking a long lower level as I jab retreat. I've given pretty good by the time we reach the kitchen, and Jason is bleeding from the mouth, but of course, keeps coming. I knock the table down in front of him to slow him down, and then start rummaging through the fridge.
Just as Jason gets behind me and is about to hack me w/ the machete, I wheel around armed with a plastic container of OJ, jam it into his bloody mouth, and squeeze.
The citric acid makes him flail around and holler in pain of course, and as he falls back I push him through a large glass window and he falls onto a lower deck right onto a set of post-hole diggers, which naturally spread and prevent him from getting loose should he come to.
We all go down and are looking at him. Obviously it's not over. It's a horror story, so eventually he must re-animate and come at us. As the rest of us stand there w/ our thumbs up our collected butts, Adam just grunts, and tilts Jason over the railing into a raging bonfire, ending the drama in his usual non-dramatic way.
That guy always know how to get things done.
Posted by: krakatoa at April 05, 2011 11:32 PM (IOva1)
That's like cheating.
Posted by: GnuBreed at April 05, 2011 11:32 PM (ENKCw)
Posted by: Aladdin Sane at April 05, 2011 11:33 PM (kb0wl)
Duck and Cover
We used to have those drills in grade school (I remember them in first and second grade). I hated them because I was afraid the boys would see my undies.
Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at April 05, 2011 11:34 PM (h8L/r)
I've had two dreams that involved a DQ Blizzard in the past 10 days. Gee, wonder what that's all about.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 05, 2011 11:05 PM (QAvbl)
Global Warming?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2011 11:34 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2011 11:31 PM (9Lm5R)
your dream, my former life
I dream about finding a room in my house I somehow never noticed before
Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 05, 2011 11:34 PM (UqKQV)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 11:35 PM (DZ/g1)
Posted by: NC Ref at April 05, 2011 11:28 PM (/izg2)
No, those people qualify as "oppressed persons" and thus are allowed to break the law. Unless it inconveniences Democrats.
Posted by: That Guy Who Posts Meaningless Corrections at April 05, 2011 11:36 PM (bxiXv)
target? Seems like in Afghanistan (this is from what I've read, I
haven't been there) it's often used just to suppress a general area
where you think the bad guys are.
One part of the ONR PUMA project is the laser/gps guided 81mm mortar
round, but another key part is developing a lighter weight man-portable
laser designator. The current one is like 35+ lbs.
Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 05, 2011 11:36 PM (QcFbt)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 11:36 PM (bxiXv)
The gap between the rich and the "worker," for lack of a better term, is becoming immoral. I've been at a growing company for five years, and have never received a raise. Always been told it's because things are just too tight...hang in there.
I just paid half my $700 rent on this shithole because I have to wait until Friday to pay the rest. My direct "supervisor," the COO of this 100-person company, just listed his house at $1.2 million.
Don't tell me that I should just find another place to work - that's pollyannish fantasy. The market, for all my Randian wishes, doesn't work that way.
I don't think I'm alone on this. I think most shareholders of most companies are at their cores disturbed by this 10-20 year trend.
The rich know they have the rest of us by the balls, and they're unashamed about flaunting it.
Obviously, we cannot eat the rich - without their disengaged chess games with other people's lives, none would survive.
But by God, you sure can hate them.
Posted by: Bitter.Von.Bitterson at April 05, 2011 11:37 PM (hyP1j)
And I think Unbreakable is an underrated film.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2011 11:13 PM (DZ/g1)
It is, but I remember him talking during commercial breaks during an
airing of it, and he pretty much credited the movie with resurgence of
comic book movies.
The comic book stuff is the least interesting part of Unbreakable. I think it would have been much better if he had played it straight, not mentioned the comic book stuff in the opening, and just let the audience say: hey, this is what heroes and villains would be like if comic books were real.
Posted by: Leo Ladenson at April 05, 2011 11:38 PM (+xI28)
Byzantines, as I recall. Something likethe chickens asking the hungry
fox to come help defend the henhouse.
Posted by: Cicero at April 05, 2011 11:07 PM (pfqFp)
Indeed, but you'll notice that Pope Innocent III excommunicated the crusaders for it...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 05, 2011 11:38 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2011 11:31 PM (9Lm5R)
There's a game called Battlefield 2142 that's *just* like that!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 05, 2011 11:39 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Mindy at April 05, 2011 11:40 PM (854ic)
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 05, 2011 11:40 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Bomber at April 05, 2011 11:44 PM (d88g9)
Maybe you're pregnant.
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2011 11:45 PM (Zq0dW)
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 05, 2011 11:46 PM (YX6i/)
I hope I wake up soon.
Posted by: Cicero at April 05, 2011 11:47 PM (pfqFp)
Then for some reason I found myself naked on the mound at Dodger Stadium, and Alex Trebek comes out to the mound and tells me that I'll be deported to New Jersey unless I phrase everything in the form of a question
I wonder what it meant?
Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2011 11:50 PM (vdfwz)
I've never voted for a Democrat (at any level). I'm quite sure I never will.
Still, I see the rage of the middle / working class in this country, and I think most conservatives are misinterpreting it as a purely anti-government / anti-Obama mindset.
That's not what I see or hear from my friends. I hear a lot of people mad as hell that neither party gives a flying f*ck what happens to the average citizen.
Posted by: stickety at April 05, 2011 11:51 PM (FUDwf)
Here's Thomas Madden's article on the Spanish Inquisition at NRO
And
Here's his article on The Real History of the Crusades. He does mention the circumstances around the 4th Crusade.
Posted by: buzzion at April 05, 2011 11:52 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Modgi at April 05, 2011 11:52 PM (Vrb/j)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 05, 2011 11:53 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 05, 2011 11:54 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 05, 2011 11:55 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2011 11:55 PM (Zq0dW)
everywhere. It was a long time ago (late 80s/early 90s), but that's my
strongest memory of those trips.
Yeah, it hasn't changed. I was just there Thanksgiving 2010. It still smells like hippie and fresh piss.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 05, 2011 11:57 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Mel Brooks at April 05, 2011 11:57 PM (vdfwz)
Why, oh why not Teri Hatcher
If I remember correctly, Hatcher has little saggy boobies. Or at least she did about 10 years ago in the balcony scene in Heaven's Prisoners.
Oh, who am I kidding. I'd still hit it.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2011 11:58 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 05, 2011 11:55 PM (YxBuk)
But the Pecker's gonna make sure you get your DVR!
Posted by: Rick Peck at April 05, 2011 11:58 PM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 05, 2011 11:58 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Naan at April 05, 2011 11:58 PM (GARYj)
Everyone's in the election thread, Rum.......so it's safe to post photos.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2011 11:59 PM (9Lm5R)
I had a dream I was dating Matthew McConaughy. I don't even like him.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 05, 2011 11:55 PM (YxBuk)
I don't have those dreams anymore...
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 12:00 AM (afWhQ)
That, and the new governor has a 57% disapproval rate a few months into his term.
Maybe we conservatives should have just focused on budget concessions rather than demonizing every single public school teacher in the state?
Posted by: Wisconsin Republican at April 06, 2011 12:00 AM (FUDwf)
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at April 06, 2011 12:00 AM (vdfwz)
***tweeeet***
Flag on the play: Entering the ONT wearing pants.
Re-start the clock!
Posted by: ONT fluffaree at April 06, 2011 12:01 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 05, 2011 11:58 PM (YxBuk
Hellooo. You really should start asking "who wants to help me take off my pants?"
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2011 12:02 AM (oVQFe)
rather than demonizing every single public school teacher in the state?*rolls eyes*.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 12:02 AM (DZ/g1)
Maybe we conservatives should have just focused on budget concessions
rather than demonizing every single public school teacher in the state?*rolls eyes*.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 12:02 AM (DZ/g1)
+1
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 12:03 AM (afWhQ)
Maybe we conservatives should have just focused on budget concessions rather than demonizing every single public school teacher in the state?
Fuck 'em. PATCO their asses.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2011 12:04 AM (9Lm5R)
Also.. American Thinker had a tongue in cheek story the other day about the Obama scar. They theorized that indeed, O was a conjoined twin. Smart Twin is Candidate O, while Stupid Twin is President O.
Posted by: shibumi at April 06, 2011 12:05 AM (OKZrE)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 12:03 AM (afWhQ)
Thanks. My icon-fu is terrible.Gov Walker should go on a public working firing-spree tomorrow, regardless of who wins.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 12:05 AM (DZ/g1)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 06, 2011 12:06 AM (jAIuQ)
btw, here's an example of the "you fuck up, you move up" principle for government works:
White House considering Fed's Raskin, former Michigan Gov. Granholm to head new U.S. consumer agency - Reuters http://on.msnbc.com/hz47rf
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 12:06 AM (DZ/g1)
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2011 12:06 AM (oVQFe)
The "gap" between rich and poor now isn't nearly what it was a century ago. Before WWI you literally had some people in New York sleeping ten to a basement room with no plumbing, and you had Vanderbilts living in houses that put Versailles to shame. Somehow the country survived.
I can be annoyed that some people who seem to have no talent or ability get hired, but it's not how much they're making that bugs me.
Posted by: Trimegistus at April 06, 2011 12:07 AM (Jvkki)
This. Oh, G-d. I hate those dreams. Not just losing, but the visceral feeling of pulling the root out too. It drags on and on. Wake up checking to make sure every tooth is in its place.
eugh.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 12:07 AM (afWhQ)
Posted by: rdbrewer at April 06, 2011 12:08 AM (/v6J+)
Hello?
*echo*
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 05, 2011 11:58 PM (YxBuk)
I sensed a disturbance in the force.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 06, 2011 12:09 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 12:05 AM (DZ/g1)
No, that would be mean and petty. It will be with deep regret that I layoff a shit-ton of unionized gummint workers. I will not want to do this, but my hand will have been forced by the unions.I stand ready to work with the Democrats unions and their union Democrat allies to try to save union jobs.
Posted by: Gov. Walker at April 06, 2011 12:09 AM (McG46)
GOOD POLITICS = demanding financial sacrifice from public employees
BAD POLITICS = taking away the right for local teachers' unions to collectively bargain
Walker is a fricking imbecile. He could have built a huge coalition for government reform. Instead, he's going to be recalled. Poorly played, sir. Poorly played.
Posted by: stickety at April 06, 2011 12:10 AM (FUDwf)
No offense to resident Cheese-head Conservatives, but fuck any state that isn't smart enough to not drown itself in a rainstorm.
And that goes double for a country. If we can't win in the ballot booth and turn this around, we will eventually win when it all falls into chaos (PBUKratos), and we rebuild.
Sometimes total failure is the only way a lesson can be truly learned.
Posted by: krakatoa at April 06, 2011 12:10 AM (IOva1)
Posted by: garrett at April 06, 2011 12:10 AM (biHi+)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 12:05 AM (DZ/g1)
I just really like the like : roll : icon, so I'll take any chance to whip it out. And yes, Walker should. He won't, but he should do just that. In fact, all the governments need to do this.In fact, I believe that we should have no governmental employees. Everything should be contracted out to private companies that are not beholden to government hiring and firing rules (AA, etc...).
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 12:10 AM (afWhQ)
Posted by: NC Ref at April 06, 2011 12:11 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: shibumi at April 06, 2011 12:05 AM (OKZrE)
The effing worst. Especially when you can feel the blood flowing out of your mouth.
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 06, 2011 12:11 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 06, 2011 12:11 AM (QcFbt)
But its cold tonight. i have high beams! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 06, 2011 12:06 AM (jAIuQ)
The ONT crew is the best. *snif*
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 06, 2011 12:12 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2011 12:12 AM (oVQFe)
budget concessions rather than demonizing every single public school
teacher in the state?
Posted by: Wisconsin Republican at April 06, 2011 12:00 AM
So, who is this sockpuppet, Allahfrumdit or Poppin' Fresh?
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2011 12:12 AM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 06, 2011 12:11 AM (YX6i/)
Mine are never bloody. eugh... now I know the dreams can get worse. /shudder
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 12:13 AM (afWhQ)
Hey Rum, see the commercial for the next Fast and Furious movie where
the Rock either gets to beat up on vin diesel or get beat up by him?
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2011 12:12 AM (oVQFe)
Can not wait for that movie. hamina.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 12:13 AM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 06, 2011 12:11 AM (QcFbt)
yep, that part, too.
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 06, 2011 12:13 AM (YX6i/)
is a fricking imbecile. He could have built a huge coalition for
government reform. Instead, he's going to be recalled. Poorly played,
sir. Poorly played.
Posted by: stickety at April 06, 2011 12:10 AM (FUDwf)
1. It's not a right.2. If they have collective bargaining, no financial sacrifice will be had.3. Rational adults will recognize the need for reform whether union thugs get their special deals or not.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 12:14 AM (McG46)
Massacres of Jews
Posted by: LC LaWedgie at April 06, 2011 12:14 AM (kb0wl)
huge coalition for government reform. Instead, he's going to be
recalled. Poorly played, sir. Poorly played.
Posted by: stickety at April 06, 2011 12:10 AM
Anyone else think we're getting concern-trolled here?
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2011 12:14 AM (vdfwz)
Posted by: newser at April 06, 2011 12:14 AM (nfBYf)
Posted by: Snoopy at April 06, 2011 12:15 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 12:15 AM (afWhQ)
I get the teeth crumbling dreams with me frantically trying to hold them in my mouth as they fall out. Hate those.
Oh yeah, I've had that version. In fact, I've had lots of versions. Last one was large gaping hole in gums for no real reason.
I blame what seemed like 12,000 years in braces.
Posted by: shibumi at April 06, 2011 12:15 AM (OKZrE)
Posted by: Palandine at April 06, 2011 12:15 AM (g7D8V)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2011 12:14 AM (vdfwz)
Shh. Don't scare it away. The Moron Horde needs to vent some frustration.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 12:16 AM (McG46)
Once it was Brad Pitt and another time it was Owen Wilson. It's never the Rock or Adam Baldwin.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 12:16 AM (YxBuk)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2011 12:14 AM (vdfwz)
Yes.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 12:16 AM (afWhQ)
Well one side benefit of the recent Insty-love is that we're finally getting some fresh trolls in here.
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 06, 2011 12:16 AM (CrQRp)
Neighbors huh? Kind of like Kramer ...
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2011 12:17 AM (vdfwz)
Ooooh, i have those too! And trying to shoot intruders, but I either can't pull the trigger or nothing happens when i do.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 06, 2011 12:17 AM (jAIuQ)
And now the recriminations begin.
Out: Delaware
In: Wisconsin!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 06, 2011 12:17 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Mætenloch at April 06, 2011 12:16 AM (CrQRp)
I don't know if I'd refer to them as "fresh". More like hand-me-downs.
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 06, 2011 12:17 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: newser at April 06, 2011 12:18 AM (nfBYf)
My needle is pointing nearer to 'Moby'
My givafuckometer isn't budging.
Posted by: fluffy at April 06, 2011 12:18 AM (SwkdU)
employees are our teachers, police, and firefighters. They're your
friends and neighbors and must not be vilified"Neighbors huh? Kind of like Kramer ...
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2011 12:17 AM (vdfwz)
Evil Wall Streeters are our friends and neighbors and must be vilified.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 12:18 AM (McG46)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 12:16 AM (YxBuk)
Mine were never celebrities... except maybe once Vin Diesel... and maybe Christian Kane (delirium induced, though... long story).
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 12:18 AM (afWhQ)
You mean like the actors who get paid 20 million dollars per movie and hate greedy, rich, over paid Republican fatcats? Those people? Yup, they're retarded alright.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 06, 2011 12:19 AM (seRb5)
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2011 12:20 AM (oVQFe)
the Rock either gets to beat up on vin diesel or get beat up by him?
Saw the trailer...I may have to see that movie...but on DVD.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 12:21 AM (YxBuk)
I don't have to dream about that, I just go to the dentist.
Ooooh, i have those too! And trying to shoot intruders, but I either can't pull the trigger or nothing happens when i do. Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 06, 2011 12:17 AM (jAIuQ)
I had a dream last night where my *most*reliable* handgun kept double-feeding and I was trying to clear the malfunction and avoid an intruder in a big building (maybe a house) the whole time.The weird thing is I wasn't upset, I was kind of detached and less "oh no!" and more "well, that's my luck."
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 06, 2011 12:21 AM (bxiXv)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 12:21 AM (YxBuk)
I see what you did there.
Posted by: The Pause button at April 06, 2011 12:22 AM (YX6i/)
Saw the trailer...I may have to see that movie...but on DVD.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 12:21 AM (YxBuk)
I'm going to the theatre for it. Just for fun.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 12:22 AM (afWhQ)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 06, 2011 12:22 AM (kaalw)
In some very tense situation, need to tell someone something or yell, and can only force out a whisper.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 12:23 AM (McG46)
Even before Wisconsin, I thought most teachers were clock watchers who read from leftist lesson plans and power tripped by lording it over someone's kids while bitching that the parents aren't doing 75 percent of the teacher's work for him
But it's cops that have really sunk in esteem in my eyes. Bunch of clock watching donut munching ticket clerks
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2011 12:23 AM (vdfwz)
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 12:25 AM (McG46)
Posted by: NC Ref at April 06, 2011 12:25 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 06, 2011 12:25 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 06, 2011 12:25 AM (9Lm5R)
They have betrayed their honor and their code of conduct by openly siding with the thuggish unions. If I was the Governor, every cop that I had proof of participating in this union fiasco would be fired.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 12:26 AM (DZ/g1)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2011 12:26 AM (vdfwz)
Hmmm. . .as I recall, they're real, and they're fabulous.
Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 06, 2011 12:27 AM (fjoLg)
And to clarify, I don't remember dreams more than 2 or 3 times a year. I even take vitamin B's every day.
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 06, 2011 12:25 AM (YX6i/)
My dad told my mom to keep a dream journal and it would help her remember her dreams more often. You write in it the minute you wake up. It worked and she stopped, because her dreams were just too weird.
She tells me this story every time I tell her my dreams - which takes about 20 minutes a story.Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 12:27 AM (afWhQ)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 12:26 AM (DZ/g1)
Haha, no, that's against union rules.
Posted by: Vinnie the Police Union Rep at April 06, 2011 12:27 AM (McG46)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 12:27 AM (YxBuk)
Know who has ugly boobs? Angelina Jolie. And that was before spitting out a crumb cruncher or two.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 12:29 AM (McG46)
If they aren't going to respect the law, then why should the Governor?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 12:29 AM (DZ/g1)
You like us, you really, really like us!
(I just want to get away from politics... sitting on election results won't make them come in any faster...)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 12:30 AM (afWhQ)
Haha, no, that's against union rules.
If they aren't going to respect the law, then why should the Governor?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 12:29 AM (DZ/g1)
Since when are union rules the law?
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 12:31 AM (afWhQ)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 12:27 AM (afWhQ)
This. I have a feeling I don't remember because my brain doesn't want to.
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 06, 2011 12:31 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 12:29 AM (DZ/g1)
I'm a grown-up. And I'm very sorrowful about the layoffs I'm going to be forced to make by the unions.
Posted by: Gov. Walker at April 06, 2011 12:31 AM (McG46)
Ugly on the boob scale is still pretty compelling. Kinda like a 'bad' pizza.
Posted by: fluffy at April 06, 2011 12:31 AM (SwkdU)
Why FUBAR, I never thought you'd use the adjective "ugly" with "boobs" er "sheaths of flesh and fat coupled to a mammary gland"? Are you feeling alright?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 12:31 AM (DZ/g1)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 06, 2011 12:33 AM (jAIuQ)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 12:31 AM (DZ/g1)
Just tells you what a traumatic experience it was.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 12:33 AM (McG46)
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman at April 06, 2011 12:34 AM (2CcxA)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2011 12:34 AM (vdfwz)
Posted by: fluffy at April 06, 2011 12:34 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 12:30 AM (afWhQ)
No doubt. I've stopped listening to the 24 hour news/opinion shows all day because the news all just pretty much sucks. It's remarkable how much better my day is when I just bury my head in the sand listen to music.
Posted by: NC Ref at April 06, 2011 12:35 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 12:33 AM (McG46)
Ah, there is hope that your decadence might be cured. For if you find a flaw with one set of those, pretty soon you'll find flaws with all the rest you see...and then you'll finally be free.
Take ahold of your destiny!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 12:35 AM (DZ/g1)
Pissed off Cleveland bridges can get pretty violent, I've heard. You're lucky to be alive!
Posted by: Insomniac at April 06, 2011 12:36 AM (GwsOR)
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 12:36 AM (McG46)
Posted by: sfdfdfd at April 06, 2011 12:36 AM (xW/nO)
I am NOT freeing the twins!!!! I'm cold, i already have beams with a sweatshirt on.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 06, 2011 12:36 AM (jAIuQ)
Know who has ugly boobs? Angelina Jolie
Really??????
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 06, 2011 12:33 AM (jAIuQ)
Really. That chick has enough ugly for a WNBA team of Helen Thomas lookalikes. OK maybe I exaggerate a little.
Posted by: NC Ref at April 06, 2011 12:37 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman at April 06, 2011 12:34 AM (2CcxA)
Hey - who let that guy in?
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 06, 2011 12:37 AM (YX6i/)
I am NOT freeing the twins!!!! I'm cold, i already have beams with a sweatshirt on.
You've given me an idea on how to advance my vision of a decadence-free world...
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 12:38 AM (DZ/g1)
to the 24 hour news/opinion shows all day because the news all just
pretty much sucks. It's remarkable how much better my day is when I
just bury my head in the sand listen to music.
Posted by: NC Ref at April 06, 2011 12:35 AM (/izg2)
Yep. I listen to Rush once in a while, but that's it. I get all my news online during the day, so when I get home, I don't watch the news at all. (Red Eye doesn't count.)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 12:38 AM (afWhQ)
Posted by: stuiec at April 06, 2011 12:38 AM (zVGcZ)
That's probably why 80% of the public does the same, sadly. It would be nice if they would unbury for more than the 2 minute soundbite, though.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 12:39 AM (YxBuk)
You're going to try to bring on the next ice age? How you going to do that, sacrifice virgins?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 06, 2011 12:39 AM (jAIuQ)
Posted by: stuiec at April 06, 2011 12:38 AM (zVGcZ)
Shut the fuck up.
Posted by: Network Salary Negotiators at April 06, 2011 12:39 AM (YX6i/)
I just thought you were going to do something destructive. Had no idea that 'boobquake' is found in the Urban Dictionary.
Posted by: fluffy at April 06, 2011 12:39 AM (SwkdU)
Heh!, Thank You!, been trying to put that into words for like an hour now, in between naps and dreams where I had all my teeth.
Posted by: Modgi at April 06, 2011 12:40 AM (Vrb/j)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 12:38 AM (DZ/g1)
Uh-oh, Kratos just became a fighter against global warming.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 12:40 AM (McG46)
Posted by: Bill R. at April 06, 2011 12:42 AM (EhlQq)
You're going to try to bring on the next ice age? How you going to do that, sacrifice virgins?
There aren't enough of us, and I don't have many takers who would willingly sacrifice themselves for the good of all mankind anyway.
Plan B is to clone Al Gore about 200 hundred times and hope the collective Gore Effect sweeps the planet and ushers in a new Ice Age!
/Plan C is to nuke the Middle East.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 12:42 AM (DZ/g1)
BTW, if you want them warmed, you can come over here and watch my wife slap me upside the head.
Posted by: fluffy at April 06, 2011 12:43 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 12:44 AM (YxBuk)
Posted by: fluffy at April 06, 2011 12:43 AM (SwkdU)
Wuhrd.
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 06, 2011 12:44 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 12:45 AM (McG46)
Well sweeties, doesn't it say on those socialist lesson plans you read to the kiddies that single motherhood is noble, a woman's aspiration should be focused mainly on her career, and that It Takes a Village and all ?
You're glorified babysitters for Mommy Government with nice pensions, and if it sucks that schools aren't like they are on Glee, tough shit
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2011 12:46 AM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 12:44 AM (YxBuk)
So, basically, Dodger fans = Laker fans.
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 06, 2011 12:47 AM (YX6i/)
Anyone following the story of the Giants fan that got boot stomped by Dodger fans
thugs? No one wants to talk about the elephant in the room: Dodger fans
are now made up mostly of gangbangers. (The ones who go the the games
anyway.)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 12:44 AM (YxBuk)
I hadn't heard of this... scary.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 12:47 AM (afWhQ)
nice if they would unbury for more than the 2 minute soundbite, though.
They do, unfortunately that soundbite is always from the MFM, so we know what kind of crap they hear. Then those "facts" get re-inforced by the similar crap they hear on John Stewart...who libs DO consider to be a source, at least until recently...and other shows like it.
Posted by: NC Ref at April 06, 2011 12:47 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 12:45 AM (McG46)
Thanks for being our liaison to the other thread.
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 06, 2011 12:48 AM (YX6i/)
oooh, that sounds fun!!!! does she like cheddar cheese popcorn? I'll bring that and some bass ale for see and i to enjoy while you cry in a corner.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 06, 2011 12:48 AM (jAIuQ)
One of the most common whines by public school teachers is that the parents don't do enough to prepare the kid for class ...
Good parents these days have to deprogram their kids of all the liberal mush they picked up at school.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 12:49 AM (DZ/g1)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 06, 2011 12:49 AM (bxiXv)
Yeah, pretty much. It's why I won't root for either team. Same thing with the Raiders. Bunch of fucking thugs.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 12:49 AM (YxBuk)
One of the most common whines by public school teachers is that the parents don't do enough to prepare the kid for class ...
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2011 12:46 AM (vdfwz)
We have a program that "prepares" kids for school. "Headstart." I think it's bullshit and voted to defund it last election.One guess as to how that vote went.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 12:49 AM (afWhQ)
to the 24 hour news/opinion shows all day because the news all just
pretty much sucks. It's remarkable how much better my day is when I
just bury my head in the sand listen to music. surf porn sites
Posted by: NC Ref at April 06, 2011 12:35 AM
FIFY
Posted by: The Fixer at April 06, 2011 12:50 AM (vdfwz)
larry elder has been talking about it for days. even had a former security guy call in and talk about how the mccourts have gone cheap on security.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 06, 2011 12:50 AM (jAIuQ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 06, 2011 12:49 AM (bxiXv)
She stole the show from Denise Richards in Starship Troopers. Just sayin'.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 12:51 AM (McG46)
merovign, go to trashy.com to see ms deeta modeling some serious lingerie.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 06, 2011 12:52 AM (jAIuQ)
Posted by: The Fixer at April 06, 2011 12:50 AM (vdfwz)
Get out of my head computer!
Posted by: NC Ref at April 06, 2011 12:52 AM (/izg2)
This race has gone back and forth more times than Deeta von Teese.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 06, 2011 12:49 AM (bxiXv)
She stole the show from Denise Richards in Starship Troopers. Just sayin'.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 12:51 AM (McG46)
She was in that?
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 12:53 AM (afWhQ)
security guy call in and talk about how the mccourts have gone cheap on
security.
Bill Carroll talked about it today too. He had Councilman Ed Reyes on the phone and of course Reyes, coward that he is, danced around the issue.
I suppose I should rephrase, no one who has an influence will talk about the elephant.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 12:53 AM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 06, 2011 12:47 AM
Last game I went to at Dodger Stadium was back in 2007 when Barry Bonds was near Aaron's home run record
The fans kept on and on about "San Francisco Faggots"
Real tolerant bunch, those liberal Angelinos ...
If you want brutish baseball fans though, go to a Phillies game
Posted by: The Fixer at April 06, 2011 12:53 AM (vdfwz)
We used to amuse ourselves between plays at raiders games trying to figure out how many rows the brawling gang bangers would roll down from their seats at the top of the stadium. good times...
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 06, 2011 12:54 AM (jAIuQ)
bring that and some bass ale for see and i to enjoy while you cry in a
corner.
I think if you came prancing in flashing your high beams and saying "Warm me up, fluffy!", she might get a little territorial. Better make it zinfandel.
Posted by: fluffy at April 06, 2011 12:54 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 12:53 AM (afWhQ)
Actually, no. Dina Meyer? Just ignore me.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 12:55 AM (McG46)
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 06, 2011 12:55 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: NC Ref at April 06, 2011 12:52 AM
We here at Epsilon have discovered that hackers have acquired thousands of emails including yours from the porn sites that are our clients
Please be careful about those single girls in NC who are all dying to chat with you
Posted by: Epsilon Network Security at April 06, 2011 12:57 AM (vdfwz)
That's sweet the way you assumed I didn't already know that.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 06, 2011 12:57 AM (bxiXv)
thugs? No one wants to talk about the elephant in the room: Dodger fans
are now made up mostly of gangbangers. (The ones who go the the games
anyway.)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011
Hiya, Rum! You're not a fan of John and Ken, are you? They've been busy on that story, though.
The Dodger "fans" don't actually attend games in order to enjoy baseball. They don't even watch the field, just the stands, eyes constantly roving for people to beat up. They sit there in their 4XXL Dodgers tees pouring beer down the sides of their faces and scaring the shit out of families and true fans.
Posted by: arhooley at April 06, 2011 12:57 AM (x+0k+)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 06, 2011 12:58 AM (kaalw)
whole Kingdome was screaming "Buuuuuuulllllllllll Shiiiiiittt" in
unison. I wonder how the network got around it.
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 06, 2011 12:55 AM
7 second delay my friend. That's why the radio shows always tell the callers to turn their radio or tv down
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2011 12:59 AM (vdfwz)
I actually heard them talking about it today. It hasn't gotten much play outside of talk radio.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 12:59 AM (YxBuk)
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 12:55 AM (McG46)
Ohhh.. Dizzy! Weird sex scene, that. Very much "BOOBS!" and bondage.
/facepalm
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 01:01 AM (afWhQ)
Went to a Dodgers game in 1995. Don't remember a thing. It was pretty dead. Was not impressed with the stadium. Very generic.
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 06, 2011 01:02 AM (YX6i/)
It hasn't gotten much play outside of talk radio.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 12:59 AM
Once again, talk radio is the only medium that will go there. Univision, Telemundo? Hola?
Posted by: arhooley at April 06, 2011 01:02 AM (x+0k+)
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 06, 2011 01:03 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: NC Ref at April 06, 2011 01:03 AM (/izg2)
heh, well i figured it teh dirty bastids at table 9 didn't know about it until the ettes took them on a cyber shopping trip one drunken night, then you wouldn't either.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 06, 2011 01:04 AM (jAIuQ)
/facepalm
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 01:01 AM (afWhQ)
Yeah, Diz grew on me. Or something grew on me, anyway.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 01:04 AM (McG46)
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 01:04 AM (McG46)
My favorite part is the first time I watched the film, during that scene I said, "Annnd... she dies."Lo and behold...
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 01:05 AM (afWhQ)
LOL even my dreams aren't this good!
Posted by: NC Ref at April 06, 2011 01:05 AM (/izg2)
Hola! Como estas? No me gusta gringos!
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 01:05 AM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 01:06 AM (DZ/g1)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 01:07 AM (YxBuk)
Posted by: arhooley at April 06, 2011 12:57 AM
I'm not a fan of JK. Those blowhards acted like they created every movement when they were in NJ. When I moved from NJ to CA, I said "thank God no John and Ken out here". Then two years later I turn on the radio and KFI announces they're coming to L.A. ...
I don't think they'll leave LA for Tampa, but if they go national, I'm buying jamming satellites
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2011 01:07 AM (vdfwz)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 06, 2011 01:08 AM (jAIuQ)
Posted by: NC Ref at April 06, 2011 01:08 AM (/izg2)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 01:07 AM (YxBuk)
Rum, we need to have a talk. You have a problem. This Handipass thing has a grip on your life. We're having and intervention.
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 06, 2011 01:08 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 01:09 AM (afWhQ)
I miss all the good parties.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 06, 2011 01:09 AM (bxiXv)
Speaking of films with useless excuses for naked women, Cyborg ('89) is
one of the ultimate random nudity films. There's just no reason for it,
and yet there's Deborah Richter letting everything get air.
I know. It's completely decadent and unnecessary!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 01:10 AM (DZ/g1)
thing. It was pretty dead. Was not impressed with the stadium. Very
generic.
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 06, 2011 01:02 AM
I used to go to games at Shea Stadium. The place was always a dump, but damn it was fun to watch a game there. The Vinnies in the Mezzanine section were some of the funniest sons of bitches you ever heard when it came to shouting insults.
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2011 01:10 AM (vdfwz)
No! No I don't! Damn you all!
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 01:11 AM (YxBuk)
Of course, if it rains on Saturday it's kind of moot.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 01:11 AM (YxBuk)
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 01:12 AM (McG46)
i spent all my time on the wisconsin vote thread so now i gotta go to bed and not enjoy Maetenloch's wonderful ONT
anyway, just thought I'd check in say hi before going to bed
oh, and to pimp the whole KC area meetup idea, I posted it on the yahoo group, send me an email if you are interested
chem dot jeff at yahoo dot com
g'night
Posted by: chemjeff at April 06, 2011 01:13 AM (7mSYS)
332
Speaking of films with useless excuses for naked women, Cyborg ('89) is
one of the ultimate random nudity films. There's just no reason for it,
and yet there's Deborah Richter letting everything get air.
I know. It's completely decadent and unnecessary!
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 01:10 AM (DZ/g1)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 01:13 AM (afWhQ)
Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 06, 2011 01:14 AM (dT+/n)
*bows head in shame*
Posted by: Papa Editor at April 06, 2011 01:14 AM (YX6i/)
I think it moved up a day, so the rain arrives thurdsay instead of friday.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 06, 2011 01:15 AM (jAIuQ)
Good name for that place, The Vet .. a place for sick animals
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2011 01:17 AM (vdfwz)
I don't think it's going to rain at all. Today was supposed to be partly cloudy and it was hot and sunny. The weather man lies!
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 01:19 AM (YxBuk)
Maybe teh keef (olbie) can get a part time job there, having a animal degree and all...
Posted by: beanervt at April 06, 2011 01:20 AM (KZLoo)
In the last years of The Vet in Philly, they had a jail and night court in the stadium basement.Good name for that place, The Vet .. a place for sick animals
Lincoln Financial Field doesn't have the "Eagles Court" AFAIK.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 06, 2011 01:21 AM (DZ/g1)
And to think, I was stuck in New York all those years.
Posted by: Harry Anderson at April 06, 2011 01:23 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2011 01:17 AM (vdfwz)
Who's the comedian that Howard Stern would always have on that used to do Mad TV. He talked about this on his last special. That they actually televised it. And they brought in this drunk ass kid that was stumbling around. The judge asked him if he had anything to say for himself and the kids response was "Troy Aikman's a Fag"
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2011 01:24 AM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 01:19 AM
How are we supposed to analyze all those weather maps for a Southland forecast for the week? We're pretty busy predicting the planet's weather 50 years from now, so quit bitching
Oh, and did you know Lauren's boobs are fake?
Posted by: Maria Quiban, KTTV Weather chick at April 06, 2011 01:28 AM (vdfwz)
brought in this drunk ass kid that was stumbling around. The judge
asked him if he had anything to say for himself and the kids response
was "Troy Aikman's a Fag"
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2011 01:24 AM
That's some funny shit right there.
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2011 01:29 AM (vdfwz)
Posted by: the rain gods at April 06, 2011 01:30 AM (EOu3d)
Posted by: buzzion at April 06, 2011 01:30 AM (oVQFe)
*staggering in from the Wisconsin thread*
Hey, Everybody!
Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team
I can't get away from that thread. Keep falling in like Alice in Wonderland.
Posted by: arhooley at April 06, 2011 01:35 AM (x+0k+)
a 28 yom has drowned after trying to cross the Conn. river on snomobiles which had skimmed over. 2 of his buds, one that made it across and one that didn't try were cited for DUI...Years ago been there done that and would have blown the high numbers myself. You can make it IF the ice is there which it wasn't for the second guy..
Posted by: beanervt at April 06, 2011 01:38 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: fluffy at April 06, 2011 01:40 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: arhooley at April 06, 2011 01:35 AM (x+0k+)
It's like the closing credits of Ferris Bueller.
Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 06, 2011 01:42 AM (dT+/n)
Posted by: arhooley at April 06, 2011 01:44 AM (x+0k+)
Posted by: beanervt at April 06, 2011 01:44 AM (KZLoo)
No Kennedys were in the vicinity, so they don't know exactly what happened
Posted by: kbdabear at April 06, 2011 01:45 AM (vdfwz)
At Stratford, NH, you can drive a golf ball across the river, but early April is a bad time to go toying with open water.
Posted by: fluffy fills in for Capt. Obvious at April 06, 2011 01:49 AM (SwkdU)
Heeehee, yep drownings have declined since the demise of the sub captain wanna be and waitress smamich maker extraordinaire tedster...
Posted by: beanervt at April 06, 2011 01:49 AM (KZLoo)
It's like the closing credits of Ferris Bueller.
Hahaha!
And speaking of going through the looking glass, I'm also reading a Kos thread on it.
Posted by: arhooley at April 06, 2011 01:49 AM (x+0k+)
I haven't even checked the election thread at all. I'm just wondering what Midwestern state I should flee to in order to escape Pat Fucking Quinn, and it looks like WI might be out if things go badly.
It's too bad, I actually KNOW someone there. Unlike Indy or Missouri.
You guys were speaking of dreams...I think the weirdest dreams I had were back to back dreams of first dating an ex girlfriend...and then the next night, plotting to have her killed.I had those earlier this year. Is it weird to both care deeply about someone and secretly want them to suffer terrible pain? She emails me regularly lately, and I just can't get myself to tell her to fuck off. I'm WAY too loyal. If someone was ever close to me...even if they treat me like shit later...I still can't turn my back on them.
Oh well, I'll just be passive aggressive and ignore her. Morons, this thread is dead tonight.
Posted by: Crazee at April 06, 2011 01:51 AM (xsoRi)
Agreed fluffy, like I said I did it on a low point of a old road that was a couple feet deep, and it worked for me because there was a thin skim of ice. next guy with me went in like the guy that drowned. First one can make it if you keep the hammer down but don't be a dumb ass and try it on a RIVER..they might have been drunker then we were but come on..
Posted by: beanervt at April 06, 2011 01:54 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 01:54 AM (McG46)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 06, 2011 01:54 AM (scG1H)
At Stratford, NH, you can drive a golf ball across the river, but early April is a bad time to go toying with open water.
Posted by: fluffy fills in for Capt. Obvious at April 06, 2011 01:49 AM (SwkdU)
The CT river don't mind killin' folks.
Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 06, 2011 01:55 AM (dT+/n)
what Midwestern state I should flee to in order to escape Pat Fucking
Quinn, and it looks like WI might be out if things go badly.
When I was at Ft Campbell, I really liked western KY. Sometimes I wonder why the fuck I came back to Massachusetts.
Posted by: fluffy at April 06, 2011 01:55 AM (SwkdU)
Posted by: fluffy at April 06, 2011 01:55 AM (SwkdU)
Yeah, thanks for voting with your feet, jackhole.
Posted by: FUBAR at April 06, 2011 01:57 AM (McG46)
It's not a big deal, but it is if I'm picking something up that can be damaged. It used to be fairly accurate...but in the last few months, completely garbage. Even the temperatures have been off. Today it said a high of 53...at 2 pm it was 38 degrees. Uh guys? I don't feel we're going to reach that high.
Back to *ugh* television weather reports.
Posted by: Crazee at April 06, 2011 01:58 AM (xsoRi)
Posted by: arhooley at April 06, 2011 01:49 AM (x+0k+)
Did you get a chance to try Eifelheim, BTW?
Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 06, 2011 01:58 AM (dT+/n)
Posted by: fluffy at April 06, 2011 01:55 AM (SwkdU)
The year-round great weather and low taxes?
Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at April 06, 2011 01:59 AM (dT+/n)
You mean to tell me that insulting roughly half of your potential audience might be bad for business?
I did not see that coming.
Posted by: Jones at April 06, 2011 02:01 AM (cUNcx)
weirdest dreams I had were back to back dreams of first dating an ex
girlfriend...and then the next night, plotting to have her killed.I had
those earlier this year. Is it weird to both care deeply about someone
and secretly want them to suffer terrible pain? She emails me regularly
lately, and I just can't get myself to tell her to fuck off. I'm WAY too
loyal. If someone was ever close to me...even if they treat me like
shit later...I still can't turn my back on them. Oh well, I'll just be passive aggressive and ignore her. Morons, this thread is dead tonight.Posted by: Crazee at April 06, 2011 01:51 AM (xsoRi)
You're doing it wrong.
Posted by: Jack Torrance at April 06, 2011 02:05 AM (FYCiJ)
You saying there are places that you don't have to freeze your ass off for 5 months out of the year???and low taxes tooo..
Posted by: beanervt at April 06, 2011 02:06 AM (KZLoo)
Did you get a chance to try Eifelheim, BTW?
Not yet. My reading list is as long as War and Peace.
Posted by: arhooley at April 06, 2011 02:07 AM (x+0k+)
Hey, it's home. I'll let you know when I make the move to New Hampshire so I can get back in your good graces.
Posted by: fluffy at April 06, 2011 02:07 AM (SwkdU)
So, this WI thing...it's running the site tonight. I can't even watch it, it won't be decided until after 3,000 recounts anyway.
Posted by: Crazee at April 06, 2011 02:13 AM (xsoRi)
99% of the votes are in and Prosser's lead is 585 votes. This won't be over for days. Put Valu-rite on your shopping list.
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Posted by: beanervt at April 06, 2011 02:20 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 02:22 AM (afWhQ)
Sadly yes soulpile,,however a good first step has started, voter id.. Let's hope that starts sweeping the nation along with union thuggery contract busting..
Posted by: beanervt at April 06, 2011 02:28 AM (KZLoo)
You know, maybe conservatives should infiltrate polling places.
Soulpile, how you doing?
Posted by: Crazee at April 06, 2011 02:29 AM (xsoRi)
They won't let us police our borders and do their job for them... and sue us if we try. No doubt they'll try to force the id issue as well.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 02:30 AM (afWhQ)
Unfortunately, infiltration doesn't work when they go outside the polling places, right? It seems like the shady stuff happens in the dark and at all levels, not just one or two here and there. We need to infiltrate the government heavier than the liberals do. That's going to be difficult. Who wants to deal with them all the time?
Hey, Crazee - doin' good. Came to a realization today that I owe a car salesman nothing and do not have to respond to his phone calls. He'll get the hint eventually. I don't have to explain myself to him. /pats self on back
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 02:35 AM (afWhQ)
Soulpile, I absolutely loathe pushy salesmen. The harder they push the less likely I'm going to buy from them. If I were you, I'd even tell them so.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 02:39 AM (YxBuk)
Oh they will, lets just hope by the time they can address it there will be few of them left to do anything about it.. like holder was embarrassed by his stupidity.. well as much as a arrogant asshole could ever be embarrassed..
Posted by: beanervt at April 06, 2011 02:39 AM (KZLoo)
Sometimes it can be difficult to tell people to leave you alone, especially if you are naturally accommodating. I don't know how many times I've had to deal with hassles repeatedly because I wouldn't just end the situation right away. What's the deal, hassling you to make a purchase?
Posted by: Crazee at April 06, 2011 02:40 AM (xsoRi)
The whole time I was watching Unknown I was super aware of each time Liam Neeson needed ID. But it's racist to ask for ID when voting.
The irony...it burns!
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 02:40 AM (YxBuk)
harder they push the less likely I'm going to buy from them. If I were
you, I'd even tell them so.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 02:39 AM (YxBuk)
Heh. I went to another dealer today with my negotiator friend and my mom - and bought my car. Just waiting for it to be delivered in a couple days. Experiencing separation anxiety from my old car, though.
The problem with this guy was that he ignored me for two weeks (and lied...) and then got pushy this weekend after I told him I wasn't coming in. Last straw!
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 02:43 AM (afWhQ)
You know, it's funny...it's now required, at least in my state, that you have to show ID to buy certain dietary supplements for energy that I use when exercising. It's annoying as hell. And yet, no ID when voting.
I need TWO forms of ID to get a library card. But not to vote.
Posted by: Crazee at April 06, 2011 02:43 AM (xsoRi)
aware of each time Liam Neeson needed ID. But it's racist to ask for ID
when voting.
The irony...it burns!
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 02:40 AM (YxBuk)
I know! After we watched it, that was one of the first things I commented on - the importance of ID, yet somehow the "racism" didn't apply in a European country. (Remember, ID is only racist if it's in America!)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 02:44 AM (afWhQ)
and bought my car. Just waiting for it to be delivered in a couple
days.
Yay! Congratulations! What did you end up getting?
Experiencing separation anxiety from my old car, though.
Totally know how you feel. I felt the same way when I got a new car years ago. It's funny how attached you get to cars!
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 02:45 AM (YxBuk)
certain dietary supplements for energy that I use when exercising.
I have to show ID to buy freaking Sudafed or Claritin D. Fucking tweakers.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 02:46 AM (YxBuk)
Hah, good job. -pats you on back too-
Sometimes it can be
difficult to tell people to leave you alone, especially if you are
naturally accommodating. I don't know how many times I've had to deal
with hassles repeatedly because I wouldn't just end the situation right
away. What's the deal, hassling you to make a purchase?
Posted by: Crazee at April 06, 2011 02:40 AM (xsoRi)
Ha. Yeah. The realization is the same as, "Oh, I can hang up on marketing calls!"
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 02:51 AM (afWhQ)
Yep, that glorious government...always watching out for us.
What's weird is the fascination they have with regulating things that are commonplace and accepted...while trying to legalize things that are more harmful. It amused me to no end last year when I heard Cali was trying to get Legalized Marijuana...while San Fran was trying to ban Sodas. WTF? Can anyone really argue Coca-Cola is more dangerous?
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'll ask a liberal for his unused one.
Posted by: Crazee at April 06, 2011 02:53 AM (xsoRi)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 02:51 AM (afWhQ)
I'm still too nice, usually. I end up wasting my time instead of hanging up. I still can't get myself to not talk with weird people who approach me for no reason.Like this older lady approached me a few days ago and was talking about how often she "sees me walking down this street!". Yeah, so? What's the big deal? I'm actually in a hurry, but I actually get involved with a stranger discussing my traveling arrangements. *sigh* On the plus side, apparently I freaking kill working in customer service. So, I guess it's a useful skill.
Posted by: Crazee at April 06, 2011 02:58 AM (xsoRi)
Experiencing separation anxiety from my old car, though.
Totally know how you feel. I felt the same way when I got a new car years ago. It's funny how attached you get to cars!
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 02:45 AM (YxBuk)
Ford Escape, Bright Blue. Oh, G-d. I hope it's the right color on both exterior and interior... those were the super important bits.When they said they were going to keep my car today, I felt like crying. ("But, I've had her for 11 years! Give me a little more time!")
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 03:03 AM (afWhQ)
'night soul, night Rum.
Posted by: Crazee at April 06, 2011 03:07 AM (xsoRi)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 03:03 AM (afWhQ)
You should have kept it as a backup.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 06, 2011 03:07 AM (bxiXv)
exterior and interior... those were the super important bits.
Nice! And of course color is important. I was very specific about what colors I wanted, too. They had to order mine because there weren't any on the lot.
Off to bed I go. Tomorrow is all day "training." Whoopie.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom and Sith Apprentice at April 06, 2011 03:07 AM (YxBuk)
end up wasting my time instead of hanging up. I still can't get myself
to not talk with weird people who approach me for no reason.Like
this older lady approached me a few days ago and was talking about how
often she "sees me walking down this street!". Yeah, so? What's the big
deal? I'm actually in a hurry, but I actually get involved with a
stranger discussing my traveling arrangements. *sigh* On the plus side,
apparently I freaking kill working in customer service. So, I guess it's
a useful skill.
Posted by: Crazee at April 06, 2011 02:58 AM (xsoRi)
I like to go out with my mom, 'cause she can extract me from situations as such (unless she feels like tweaking me...). Otherwise, I end up the same. Most of the time, I think I just look angry/in a hurry and people leave me alone. Haha.Retail's ok - as long as you don't get someone who is desperate for human contact, most people want the transaction over as quickly as you do.
With marketing calls, we used to get them all the time before the Do Not Call list. My parents made me answer them sometimes to practice telling people no and hanging up on them. I still freak out over phone calls... (I also deal with marketing at work - best thing is I can say, "I don't authorize transactions/purchases, so all I can do is transfer you to my supervisor...")
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 03:08 AM (afWhQ)
Posted by: beanervt at April 06, 2011 03:09 AM (KZLoo)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 06, 2011 03:07 AM (bxiXv)
I wish, but they gave me a really good trade-in on it. More than I could sell it privately.
Nice! And of course color is important. I was very specific about
what colors I wanted, too. They had to order mine because there weren't
any on the lot.Yeah... they almost had to order mine - this one was a stroke of luck.Night, Rum, Crazee!
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 03:11 AM (afWhQ)
Sure, I'm homicidal on the inside... but I can deal with it and handle it. I think this has kept me employed, honestly. A lot of my coworkers can't handle assholes.
Anyways....have a nice night Rum! I need to get out too, but I'm still refreshing. :/
Posted by: Crazee at April 06, 2011 03:13 AM (xsoRi)
Posted by: beanervt at April 06, 2011 03:09 AM (KZLoo)
Nah. But we did manage to talk them down to a good % rate. (By we, I mean my awesome friend who did all the negotiation. Could not have bought the car without him.)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 03:14 AM (afWhQ)
But seriously, I need to work at 10 am. Ladies and Gentleman, take care.
Posted by: Crazee at April 06, 2011 03:15 AM (xsoRi)
it. I think this has kept me employed, honestly. A lot of my coworkers
can't handle assholes.
See? You have a very useful and enviable skill! I loved my managers during my brief retail stint. The one rule was, "if someone's upset, get a manager." They were calm and collected - and usually able to make the customer cool down.
I don't know how people deal with the stress. Getting yelled at even tangentially has adverse effects on my stomach/sleep habits.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 03:18 AM (afWhQ)
Yes they will take you to the cleaners if you don't have someone who knows... Sounds like you owe the friend a dinner...:^).
Did you have a SUV before or is this the first big vehicle?
Posted by: beanervt at April 06, 2011 03:18 AM (KZLoo)
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Posted by: beanervt at April 06, 2011 03:24 AM (KZLoo)
Did you have a SUV before or is this the first big vehicle?
Posted by: beanervt at April 06, 2011 03:18 AM (KZLoo)
I have to find a way to thank him and his wife, who had to wait for him to get home (they kept us there for 4 hours... we were thinking 2 would do it).I grew up with an old SUV (70s) and we have a Suburban - but I didn't/don't drive either one much. My first car (the trade-in) was/is a sedan and I learned to drive on it.However, we rented an Escape last year and I loved it. I'd been waffling between a little convertible and a small SUV - the Escape clinched it. Much more useful and I'll be able to tow more (I want to get a little camper in the future).So, my first big vehicle, but not in the family. TMI?
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 03:28 AM (afWhQ)
He's HOT! Too bad he's fuckingEVIL...
Either this guy^ regularly posts such articles as satire* or he's a moonbat of the highest order; I'm not sure which.
*His columns are highly clichéd rants
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2011 03:30 AM (UO6+e)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 03:33 AM (afWhQ)
Locust Hill: 1936
"Charles County, Maryland, circa 1936. 'Locust Hill, Port Tobacco vicinity.' 8x10 inch acetate negative by Frances Benjamin Johnston."
Bringing Up Bobby: 1908
"Circa 1908. 'Mr. and Mrs. Frank Kern and trained dog Bobbie.' 8x10 inch dry plate glass negative, Detroit Publishing Company."
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2011 03:38 AM (UO6+e)
Not at all.. Wow a suburban, that's like a urban family school bus, with about the same gas milage. It is nice to drive sitting above most everyone else, much better view of what's going on and people tend to stay away from bigger vehicles. Good to see you throwing money Fords way too, they deserve it..
Posted by: beanervt at April 06, 2011 03:38 AM (KZLoo)
We just used that link in our newsletter this week! It's fascinating - not just that they had atherosclerosis, but that we have the technology to find that out.
Wonder if it will change how doctors approach the issue in any way.
Hello, soulpile!
Current medical technology is fascinating. While I have some personal complaints about doctors, etc., I have to admit that the speed with which those involved in the field have discovered new medicines, been able to measure things of this nature, and provide care at a level unimaginable even 25yrs ago is amazing. This is just another example of that-- if it is indeed legitimate-- and I hope it yields fruitful results both in the realm of archaeology and (most importantly) for us.
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2011 03:44 AM (UO6+e)
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at April 06, 2011 03:47 AM (UO6+e)
Heehee, didn't see the cig in Bobbies mouth 'till I opened the big pic..Good 'un..
Posted by: beanervt at April 06, 2011 03:51 AM (KZLoo)
vicinity.' 8x10 inch acetate negative by Frances Benjamin Johnston
Ooh. This reminds me of White Christmas for some reason. Beautiful.
This is just another example of that-- if it is indeed legitimate-- and I
hope it yields fruitful results both in the realm of archaeology and
(most importantly) for us.
Absolutely! There is so much we could learn from the past if people would get over the "known" and discover more. Use of technology should not be feared - it can help us study fragile items with less risk of harm - and add to our knowledge base with hopes of increasing our ability to treat diseases and conditions. You can never have too much information.
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 03:51 AM (afWhQ)
family school bus, with about the same gas milage. It is nice to drive
sitting above most everyone else, much better view of what's going on
and people tend to stay away from bigger vehicles. Good to see you
throwing money Fords way too, they deserve it..
Posted by: beanervt at April 06, 2011 03:38 AM (KZLoo)
Yeah - we have the suburban 'cause of our giant dogs, really. It was outfitted with a handicap chair for my dad last year, too. Also, good for hauling, trips to the hardware store, and the office uses it on occasion. It's too big for me, though - so that's why I went with the smaller vehicle. (this >< close to a Jeep...)
I wouldn't consider anyone but Ford after GM became Government Motors. And supporting an American company's important. However, the most important was that Ford's one of the last in changing body styles to more european weenie styling. (Actually, it's why I had to get the Escape now - they're not going to make it any more and will replace it with the Kuga, according to the internet rumors... otherwise, I'd have waited another year.)
Posted by: soulpile is... expendable at April 06, 2011 03:57 AM (afWhQ)
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Peeing in public. All I can say is be careful out there. Until a few years ago when they modified the law here you could be charged with a sex crime and go on the registry.
Importing poverty- Considering that all the welfare programs that use federal funds are supposed to exclude illegals one wonders how this happens.
So Tina Fey says that her bashing of Palin polarized audiences. Duh Tina, teh stupid, it is epic.
Best earphones/headphone for jogging?? Those would be nice but I found out the hard way that my Bose noise cancelling ones are not good for the morning walk. Cars will come up behind you that you do not hear and scare the crap out of you.
1968 commercials I remember them well. I was surprised to see the cigarette commercial because I could swear they took them off the TV before then.
The RCA TV ad reminded me of the halcyon days before I went into the Navy. I was working in a TV shop then after school and on weekends. We sold those RCA TVs, as well as Magnavox. That set in the commercial probably retailed for just over a $1,000 in those days which would be the equivalent of $6200 now. At the time we averaged at least one call on the RCAs during the first year and two or more after that until it was about 5 years old when it would be broke all the time. Hell, we couldn't keep the RCAs working on the floor. That is one area where the price has actually got better.
And finally. myths of the crusades. Hell, you could say anything written today about religion in that period after the Roman world split is largely myth and lies. Most people in the modern world know absolutely nothing about true history. They get their knowledge from TV, movies, and comic books. That is, if they get any at all. Most are just apathetic and know nothing at all.
And the WSJ which a lot of people think is "conservative". One of their reporters used the "extreme" word describing Ryan's budget proposal yesterday. So now they are getting their talking points from the Dems. They have never been conservative, but at least they were not a Dem mouthpiece like the rest of them. I guess even that has changed now.
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Fey has sometalent but utterly expressionless, Rudner is better.
Baldwinreminds me ofcorpulent Al 'Chakra' Gore.
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