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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | For Congress: Sam Caligiuri, CT-5Sam Caligiuri is currently a State Senator representing Connecticut's 16th district. From his website:In 2007, Sam was the only State Senator in any party, to vote against the state budget, arguing that it was wrong for the people of Connecticut because it exceeded the state spending cap and would lead to huge state deficits. Because of Sam’s principled stance against the state budget, newspapers praised him, calling him the “last defender” of the state spending cap and the “last sane man in Hartford.” Emphasis me. He previously served as president of the Waterbury Board of Aldermen, briefly becoming acting mayor of Waterbury in 2001 when Mayor Philip Giordano was removed from office. Caligiuri is an NRCC 'Young Gun,' and has pledged to oppose all tax increases and to fight the implementation of government-controlled health care. His opponent is (two-term) incumbent Chris Murphy, a Pelosi lapdog (and former Dodd intern) who voted for the bailout, stimulus package, and health care reform bills. A cookie-cutter liberal who also happens to serve on the Energy and Commerce Committee. Wowzers! 'Commerce.' That must mean that he's an expert, right? Here, I pulled this quote off his site, from the 'Economy' section of the Issues tab:As our financial system struggles and our housing markets contract, too many jobs have been lost and too many families are teetering on fiscal calamity. At a time when the private markets are not responding, it is essential that the government aggressively address this problem. Polling results are recently wildly inconsistent. Murphy claims that his internal polling shows him on top by 13 points. But a new independent poll shows Caligiuri up by five. The Murphy camp is vehemently disputing it. Incidentally, that poll also claims to find that the 5th District is the 'most conservative' district in CT. Real Clear Politics has Caligiuri at +6 with likely voters. The results of my own internal poll, conducted deep inside my intestines after ceaselessly talking politics with unsuspecting Democrats for the past two weeks, is that The Wave will be hitting inland Connecticut, and some ordinary, workaday, traditional Democrat voters* are going to take an active and blood-lusty part in it, because they are fed up too. This is huge. *An endangered species, but not extinct. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Crist!
Posted by: robert kennedy jr. at October 13, 2010 01:21 PM (oLT/p) 2
Every time I reload the page, more election pr0n. I'll never leave my bunk at this rate.
Posted by: BigDaddy1964 at October 13, 2010 01:24 PM (pOcKt) Posted by: Soothsayer at October 13, 2010 01:25 PM (uFokq) 4
Quick! Someone tell him to stay away from Will Folks.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 13, 2010 01:26 PM (r1h5M) Posted by: Soothsayer at October 13, 2010 01:26 PM (uFokq) 6
and some ordinary, workaday, traditional Democrat voters* are going to take an active and blood-lusty part in it, because they are fed up too.
Moronrads! To the pudding! Posted by: alexthechick at October 13, 2010 01:27 PM (bQ5xy) 7
I love it when a link I was goint to share anyway as an OT actually has some relevance to the current thread.
“Perhaps the Democrats are starting to realize that pushing health care through on a procedural loophole against the vigorously expressed will of the people wasn’t such a great idea after all.” Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 13, 2010 01:27 PM (HLGCA) 8
If it is an R district and with the senate race as contentious as it is, I'd say he'd have it in the bag, not like the will folks I bagged it, but actually happen.
Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 13, 2010 01:29 PM (ruu60) 9
If/When the next Congress votes to repeal Obamacare, and when Obama vetoes the repeal, it will give the 2012 Republican/Tea Party presidential nominee a ready-made, winning, slogan: "I will sign a repeal of the healthcare bill." You multiply this by all the things the GOP congress could pass and see vetoed, and it's a fait accompli, no matter how much the press and Obama run against the Republicans. Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 13, 2010 01:30 PM (HLGCA) 10
I've been hanging around here too long. I read his name as Caligula.
The scary part is that didn't raise an eyebrow. Posted by: Y-not at October 13, 2010 01:31 PM (osFsP) 11
Ohhh I like that perhaps game, I wanna play.
Perhaps the MFM are starting to regret not wearing knee pads for the last two years. Posted by: alexthechick at October 13, 2010 01:31 PM (bQ5xy) 12
Jonah Goldberg on Fox now
Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 13, 2010 01:32 PM (HLGCA) 13
Quick! Someone tell him to stay away from Will Folks.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 13, 2010 01:26 PM (r1h5M) Too late. Been tapped. Posted by: Obligatory Will Folks Sock at October 13, 2010 01:32 PM (pUfK9) 14
Stand, Navy, out to sea, Fight our battle cry;
We'll never change our course, So vicious foe steer shy-y-y-y. Roll out the TNT, Anchors Aweigh. Sail on to victory And sink their bones to Davy Jones, hooray! Happy Birthday, United States Navy! Posted by: MCPO Airdale at October 13, 2010 01:38 PM (G5qLy) 15
This being my district I can say everyone I know hates chris murphy. The front lawn sign polling shows a 4 to 1 republican lead. Without iraq no one would know who chris murphy is. I really don't think its going to be that close of a race, he is tied to the democrat sinking ship and is going down by 5.
Posted by: evil libertarian at October 13, 2010 01:38 PM (q1Tbv) 16
From Laura's hump to God's ear.
Posted by: Have Blue at October 13, 2010 01:38 PM (mV+es) 17
Now this is just freeking blatant:
http://tinyurl.com/27gvvhy And it really needs to stop. More good research from Yid With Lid. Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 13, 2010 01:38 PM (r1h5M) 18
Now if Peckinpaugh (sp) would just make some kind of move in CT-2.
Posted by: Have Blue at October 13, 2010 01:39 PM (mV+es) 19
MA-3: Yard sign polling indicates a 2:1 advantage for Marty Lamb, the Republican, depsite only having spent $35K so far. And MA-3 is still "safe Dem" by all the makor pollsters.
We're fine in CT-5. Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 13, 2010 01:41 PM (HLGCA) 20
OT: JGeraghty/Corner: "I just completed a Ricochet podcast with a heck of an all-star lineup:
Rob Long, Peter Robinson, James Lileks, Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels and pollster/Fox News contributor Pat Caddell. Caddell said that two weeks ago, he thought the Republican wave had stalled; he now thinks it's picking up momentum again." Posted by: ParisParamus at October 13, 2010 01:45 PM (bN5ZU) 21
Buy gold, or else we'll give you mesothelioma.
Posted by: Every goddamned ad on Fox News at October 13, 2010 01:45 PM (HLGCA) 22
Anyone else from Va-8? Can't believe there isn't a single poll taken. The district was gerrymandered to protect the potential nearby republican seats but now we can't get rid of the worst congressman ever.
Posted by: dagny at October 13, 2010 01:45 PM (E1Swa) Posted by: Dang Straights at October 13, 2010 01:47 PM (fx8sm) Posted by: Soothsayer at October 13, 2010 01:49 PM (uFokq) 25
does VA have a D or an R legislature?
have an R governor. Usually, the process is the legislature draws it up in a bill and the governor signs on. Each state varies. In Illinois we have a completely stupid method. Our Democratic legislature will draw up a map, hopefully our Republican governor (Brady) will veto it, the Ds don't have enough in the state senate to override the veto, so each party will pick 4 members of a commission, who will then deadlock, and the deadlock will be decided by each party submitting one person to be added to the Commission, both names put in a hat once owned by Abe Lincoln and being left completely to chance. And you wonder why this state sucks....... Posted by: Mallamutt at October 13, 2010 01:57 PM (OWjjx) 26
Is this thing on?
Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 13, 2010 02:05 PM (HLGCA) 27
Quick! Someone tell him to stay away from Will Folks.
Too late. I already tapped that and I have the text messages and restraining orders to prove it. Posted by: Will Folks at October 13, 2010 02:07 PM (UK9cE) 28
I hate to say this, but based on the calls I made yesterday, a lot of independents were saying they would vote for McMahon and Foley, but they were far less committed to Sam and, from my own analysis, Murphy was getting far more support.
Posted by: wiserbud at October 13, 2010 02:08 PM (EW49d) 29
Bielat on Fox
Posted by: AoSHQ's Truman North at October 13, 2010 02:08 PM (HLGCA) 30
It does seem quiet on here today. You guys are making me do work.
Our President likes taupe. He even knows what it is. He uses the word "lightly." God help us. Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 13, 2010 02:09 PM (SB0V2) 31
You know who caused all this problem with Will Folks....yea, that is right.....Jim DeMint.
Posted by: Alvin Greene - (D - Fantasy Land) at October 13, 2010 02:09 PM (OWjjx) 32
The Cabinet of Sam Caligiuri is awonderful film.
Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at October 13, 2010 02:09 PM (HaYO4) 33
With a name like Caligiuri, how long till it comes out that he has ties to the mob and his family owned a bank that loaned millions to known mobsters........Oh...wait....sorry. Wrong state.
Posted by: Sponge at October 13, 2010 02:14 PM (UK9cE) 34
I hate to say this, but based on the calls I made
yesterday, a lot of independents were saying they would vote for McMahon and Foley, but they were far less committed to Sam and, from my own analysis, Murphy was getting far more support. Posted by: wiserbud at October 13, 2010 02:08 PM (EW49d) Did they say why? Seems weird they'd vote for McMahon Foley but not Sam. Posted by: Tami at October 13, 2010 02:18 PM (VuLos) 35
I'll just insert a generic "Yay team" here and move along. I wish I had been keeping a database of all these races you've been profiling so I could see how things turned out after election day.
Posted by: joncelli at October 13, 2010 02:22 PM (RD7QR) 36
Did they say why? Seems weird they'd vote for McMahon Foley but not Sam.
They said that they felt Chris was doing a good job, that he seemed to really care more about CT, and that, in general, he seemed like a decent guy. Unfortunately, I couldn't argue, just take down their answers Posted by: wiserbud at October 13, 2010 02:24 PM (EW49d) 37
Did they say why? Seems weird they'd vote for McMahon Foley but not Sam.
Maybe they just want to defeat socialism slowly. You know, one or two politicians at a time. Posted by: Sponge at October 13, 2010 02:25 PM (UK9cE) 38
Va typically has a repub legislature and the governor goes back and forth. In va you can only be gov for one term and then you're out. Right now we have too dem senators. The republicans gerrymandered northern va and put all the kooks into Va8 so that the other Nova districts were competitive--mostly to keep Frank Wolfe and Davis safe. That left all the crazies: Alexandria, Arlington, and the old ugly hippie boomer assholes in Reston in Va8. Reston is 22 miles from Alexandria with many other municipalities in the way but they have been forced into an unholy alliance to keep fairfax co. competitive. In the process, there is no way to get rid of douchebag, corruptocrat, wifebeating, anti-semite, creep Jim "the worst congressman" Moran.
Posted by: dagny at October 13, 2010 02:26 PM (E1Swa) 39
Unfortunately, I couldn't argue, just take down their answersPosted by: wiserbud at October 13, 2010 02:24 PM (EW49d)
Well that's no fun! Posted by: Tami at October 13, 2010 02:29 PM (VuLos) 40
Thank heaven! Obama was on CNN giving his blessing to the rescue of the Chilean miners. Now their families can rest easy--the O has spoken.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 13, 2010 02:29 PM (oLT/p) 41
Is this guy just another RINO? I hope not.
Posted by: Ed Anger at October 13, 2010 02:31 PM (7+pP9) 42
This can mean only one thing:
http://tinyurl.com/2bwuzpj A largedinnerwith obscure Reform Rabbis and left leaning Jewish leaders in the White House to prove Barry's unwavering support to Jews in anon-subtle attempt to reacquire the Jewish vote. Plus, it can't be good news for Barry or the dems. Yeah, yeah. I know. That was like two things... Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 13, 2010 02:32 PM (r1h5M) 43
40 Thank heaven! Obama was on CNN giving his blessing to the rescue of the Chilean miners. Now their families can rest easy--the O has spoken.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 13, 2010 02:29 PM (oLT/p) Thank god he didn't go visit. That guy could f up a free lunch. And we know he isn't good at getting out of a hole, digging deeper doesn't help. The radio is saying how he's been watching it on TV. 1. Am I supposed to care and 2. Really, he has nothing to do, really? Posted by: dagny at October 13, 2010 02:32 PM (E1Swa) 44
Well that's no fun!
You got that right! You have no idea how difficult it was to just listen to these idiots justify their answers before moving on the the next question, and not scream "YOU ARE A FRIGGIN' IDIOT!!!" Posted by: wiserbud at October 13, 2010 02:32 PM (EW49d) 45
Really, he has nothing to do, really?
Posted by: dagny at October 13, 2010 02:32 PM (E1Swa) Well, all the local courses are closed for aerification and Michelle is being all bitchy so I had to get out of the house. Yannow? Posted by: President Two Stroke Penalty at October 13, 2010 02:41 PM (IDUZJ) 46
They said that they felt Chris was doing a good job, that he seemed to
really care more about CT, and that, in general, he seemed like a decent guy. Yikes. The phone list was specifically targeting Independents? Posted by: lauraw at October 13, 2010 02:42 PM (Ec5IX) 47
My guess - CT WASPS still don't like Italians.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 13, 2010 02:45 PM (SB0V2) 48
I think Sam pulls it out. Remember this was mainly Nancy Johnson's(R) district for 24 years. The original 5th district was R from 84 - 96, D from 96 - 02, R from 02 - 06, and is currently D now. If Barney Fwank is in trouble, the Caligiuri definitely has a good shot.
Posted by: John Bono at October 13, 2010 02:47 PM (llptT) Posted by: Gordon Gecko at October 13, 2010 02:47 PM (uFokq) 50
What's going on with the RealClearPolitics averages these last few days? I've seen a few Rasmussen polls completely disappear and now they're referencing an Elway (?) poll in Washington that has Murray up 15 points when all the other polls have Dino Rossi with a 2-5 point lead. Bizarre.
Posted by: JohnnyEk at October 13, 2010 02:47 PM (mhmc7) 51
Sort of O/T: Maybe I'm crazy but you know who I think has a real chance of winning? Isaac Hayes in the IL-2 race against Jesse Jackson Jr. Back in August phone polls put Hayes ahead by 53%. I haven't see anything more current. On the face of it IL-2 seems bluer than blue and no chance. BUT IL-2 has a lot of middle class suburbs included in it. People are mad or fearful of the shape of the nation. Jobs are insanely tough to get here. Most leftists feel too dejected to GOTV. The black community is pissed at the democrats because they've actively opposed Walmart and the jobs it could bring as well as the insane murder rate. Now, it's a huge long shot but Hayes needs money and support now. With it I think he can capitalize on the anti-big government anger in IL-2.
Posted by: ChicagoJedi at October 13, 2010 02:48 PM (WZFkG) 52
Well, if this election doesn't work out,Caliguri can always go after Lieberman in 2012, if the resurgent and charismatic Ned Lament doesn't take him down in the primary.
And I gotta say, "Caliguri" is a badass Italian name. Wish I had a badass Italian name instead of one that means penis-umbrella. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 13, 2010 02:48 PM (3iMgs) 53
Yikes. The phone list was specifically targeting Independents?
Yep, but on the plus side, most of the people I was able to talk to are definitely supporting McMahon and Foley. Easily 10 to 1. Posted by: wiserbud at October 13, 2010 02:48 PM (EW49d) 54
47,
No, this area has pretty strong Italian, Irish, and Lebanese roots. It's not as WASPY as lower Fairfield County. Posted by: John Bono at October 13, 2010 02:48 PM (llptT) 55
My guess - CT WASPS still don't like Italians.
Or porfessional wrestling. It's.... beneath them, doncha know. *sniff Posted by: wiserbud at October 13, 2010 02:50 PM (EW49d) 56
54. Well that explains it then! *WE* know not to trust us Italians!
lol ok then I have no idea. Am guessing it's just name recognition/familiarity then. Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 13, 2010 02:50 PM (SB0V2) 57
You got that right! You have no idea how
difficult it was to just listen to these idiots justify their answers before moving on the the next question, and not scream "YOU ARE A FRIGGIN' IDIOT!!!"Posted by: wiserbud at October 13, 2010 02:32 PM (EW49d) Must be a paying job....otherwise, scream away. Posted by: Tami at October 13, 2010 02:51 PM (VuLos) 58
Going back to make more calls on Friday. I'll give ya an update afterwards.
Posted by: wiserbud at October 13, 2010 02:53 PM (EW49d) 59
Must be a paying job....otherwise, scream away.
Nah, volunteer. next step is to target the people who responded in certain ways with specific types of calls. Dull and frustrating at times, but hey, at least I feel like I'm contributing, since I can't toss around any cash. Posted by: wiserbud at October 13, 2010 02:54 PM (EW49d) 60
Isaac Hayes will pull in the Scientology vote of the SW side.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 13, 2010 02:58 PM (3iMgs) 61
Nah, volunteer. next step is to target the people who responded in certain ways with specific types of calls.
Wait....you're making calls for the GOP? If so, why can't you 'convince' people why the R candidate is better? Posted by: Tami at October 13, 2010 03:00 PM (VuLos) 62
What's going on with the RealClearPolitics averages these last few days? I've seen a few Rasmussen polls completely disappear and now they're referencing an Elway (?) poll in Washington that has Murray up 15 points when all the other polls have Dino Rossi with a 2-5 point lead. Bizarre.
Democrats are going to be pulling out all the stops the next few weeks to make their numbers look better. I've heard next week, they'll be giving results of the "Lindsey Lohen" poll. Posted by: Kos Kid at October 13, 2010 03:01 PM (Ni6l0) 63
Sponge #33
"With a name like Caligiuri, how long till it comes out that he has ties to the mob and his family owned a bank that loaned millions to known mobsters........Oh...wait....sorry. Wrong state." Not really the wrong state. Waterbury has been mob run for at least 75 years. Waterbury should never, ever, EVER elect anyone who's name ends in "a"or 'i"to high office again - just on precautionary principles. But they keep doing it. Around 99-2000 the Waterbury mayor was caught molesting several teens - multiple counts. The reason they caught him was because of anothet financial investigation where they were tapping his phones. When they heard the incriminating evidence re the molestation from the wiretaps, they had to cut the financial investigation short in order to prosecute on the statuatory rape. So the mayor went, the corruption stayed. I doubt that Murphy is made. Just sayin'. Posted by: West at October 13, 2010 03:02 PM (1Rgee) 64
Die, sock, die!
Posted by: Soona at October 13, 2010 03:05 PM (Ni6l0) 65
I live in CT-5 and had not seen the polls you cite before now, but if Caligiuri is ahead, I'm glad to hear it. Interestingly enough, an ad Murphy is fond of running is how he works with Republicans! No mention of Obamacare, no mention bailouts orof his party - but he works with Republicans! Yet another Blue Dog lapdog who is running scared from Mistress Pelosi and her minions...
During the last local election, the Republicans cleaned up in my town and there are very few Dems in high places. A harbinger of things to come? I would agree that it's probably the most conservative district in the state. Is Murphy toast? Let's hope so. Go Caligiuri! Posted by: PamM at October 13, 2010 03:17 PM (leNBy) 66
<i>Wait....you're making calls for the GOP? </i>
Right now we're identifying who should be called back and with what message. It's a precursor to the GOTV efforts.. If someone thinks the healthcare bill sucks, it's a waste of resources calling them and telling them that the healthcare bill sucks. If someone is already adamantly supporting Linda, there's no reason to waste resources calling them, other than to encourage them to vote or ask for their help. On the other side, they need to know who to call when the GOTV starts and who to ignore. We certainly don't want to waste resources trying to get people who support Blumenthal out to the polls. Posted by: wiserbud at October 13, 2010 03:30 PM (EW49d) 67
On the other side, they need to know who to call
when the GOTV starts and who to ignore. We certainly don't want to waste resources trying to get people who support Blumenthal out to the polls. Posted by: wiserbud at October 13, 2010 03:30 PM (EW49d) Ah...ok, I get it. Posted by: Tami at October 13, 2010 03:37 PM (VuLos) 68
West, it wasn't statutory rape of a teenager. IIRC the girls were 8 and 10. He was paying a druggie prostitute to bring her nieces to him.
Posted by: lauraw at October 13, 2010 03:44 PM (Ec5IX) 69
Thanks for the clarification, Larraw, I tried to forget the sordid details.
I prefer old-school politics, where the pols just want to steal your money. In Waterbury they do that and molest your kids, too. BTW, I was not saying that I would vote for the other guy, it's just that I would keep a close eye on Caligiuri when elected. If Murphy is in, and Democrat, then I want him out! Posted by: West at October 13, 2010 04:17 PM (1Rgee) 70
I think it is great that Caligiuri is close to or leading in the polls over Lapdog Murphy. I have not seen any TV ads from Caliguiri either. Only lame ads from Lapdog Murphy. Remember Lapdog Murphy first won in 2006 when the Dems swept into office and he defeated Nancy Johnson who was in office for a long, long time. This was a Republican district for decades, and it can be again in a few weeks. I hope Lapdog Murphy gets is Ace handed to him. Go Sam!
Posted by: Redman Bluestate at October 13, 2010 04:33 PM (7Urg6) 71
My son's volunteered with Caligiuri all summer, and he says the mood on "Team Sam" is that they are going to win big. I attended a primary debate, and I must say Sam is slick - maybe too much so, during a time of anti-incumbent sentiment. But hell, he said he'd be the one to beat Murphy, and it looks like he was right.
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2010 06:08 PM (tJjm/) 72
That is great news to hear coming from someone on "Team Sam"! Pelosi's Lapdog Murphy must be feeling the heat because he and the DNC are always running ads now. I haven't seen a Caliguiri TV ad yet. I hope they start running soon and remind everyone what Lapdog's record is - he voted for the TARP bailout, Porkulus, Cap & Tax (I believe), Obamacare. I don't know if he voted along with Pelosi to adjourn Congress a few weeks back and not vote on extending the Bush tax cuts. Lapdog Murphy has got to go! I can not wait to vote on November 2nd!
Posted by: Redman Bluestate at October 13, 2010 06:57 PM (7Urg6) 73
I wish I was in a district where my vote would make a difference. It really sucks to be in Larsen's district. He lives down the street. Has a lovely wife, incidentally, she deserves better.
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