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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Good Lord: CNN More Than Triples the Livestream Traffic from Election NightJust sent this by CNN: Although, this is preliminary data and it may very well be higher - according to early data, as of 1p ET today, CNN.com Live served more than 18.8 million live video streams globally since 6a, shattering its all time total daily streaming record set on Election Day with 5.3 million live streams. (Source: Omniture SiteCatalyst, global). Additionally, CNN.com Live served 1.3 million concurrent live streams during its peak, which occurred immediately prior to President Obama’s inaugural address. (Source: Internal CDN monitoring data).It's really terribly hard to defeat someone with this kind of intense support. We've got our work cut out for us. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
Not all were supporters. A lot of us were just stuck at work and wanted to watch the ceremony.
Posted by: Slublog at January 20, 2009 03:31 PM (qjKko) 2
I disagree. I'm still watching the Super Bowl even though I could care less who wins. People watched for the spectacle and history as much asthe man.
Posted by: JDW at January 20, 2009 03:31 PM (uw+0A) 3
Communist News Network, well who would have thunk it ? News you can't believe in, along with all the other media fucks.
Posted by: Navyvet at January 20, 2009 03:32 PM (Ex9gk) 4
I happened to be at an area high school this morning, when an announcement came over the intercom that teachers, staff and students should "quit watching the inauguration over the internet, and watch it on the big screen tv in the cafeteria," because they were overloading the broadband capacity in the school.
Guess everybody was doing that at work, too. No wonder pron was loading so slowly.... Posted by: notropis at January 20, 2009 03:33 PM (1ucvq) 5
Really Ace, back from the cliff buddy. It's still half what the next Victoria's Secret show will do. Don't forget that is GLOBALLY, not just US.
Posted by: Rocks at January 20, 2009 03:33 PM (Q1lie) 6
Dow under 8000!
Posted by: Robert at January 20, 2009 03:34 PM (V+ylD) 7
It's been over two hours. Where the Fuck is my unicorn?!
Posted by: Terry at January 20, 2009 03:34 PM (TJ8HB) 8
It's really terribly hard to defeat someone with this kind of intense support.
True, especially when that person has virtually all of an extremely racist ethnic group's voting power; media support lacking even the pretense of objectivity; and an unbelievably stupid and irresponsible electorate incapable of remembering anything they've seen or heard for more than a brief span. In short, [Racism] + [Bias] + [Stupidity] = Barry's fan base. We do indeed have our work cut out for us. Posted by: Thinking things over at January 20, 2009 03:34 PM (8/DeP) 9
I think the operative word here is "globally" - in serving video streams globally. Spending $160m promoting the affair didn't hurt either.
Posted by: RLythgoe at January 20, 2009 03:35 PM (sMe6/) 10
Well, hopefully a lot of people will start seeing through the empty myth once The One is forced to actually do something other than spout vague nothingisms.
Posted by: JsinGood at January 20, 2009 03:35 PM (jthe+) 11
It's the Lord's work...dont worry about it.
Posted by: bard at January 20, 2009 03:36 PM (o3deb) 12
He also might be a good President as well. So you'd have that working against you as well.
Posted by: seattle slough at January 20, 2009 03:36 PM (H5l9d) 13
> It's really terribly hard to defeat someone with this kind of intense support. The Media will ensure this presidency is successful. Because One Term presidents are Unsuccessful by definition, Obama president has to serve two terms. Therefore, it's a given you are looking at 8 years. All well and good. The real action for our side is to ensure the 22 Amendment (Two Terms Max per President) is not overturned. The country doesn't need to take a side trip into Hugo Chavez territory. Posted by: The Chewbacca Defense at January 20, 2009 03:37 PM (S/HP/) Posted by: Mrs. Dang at January 20, 2009 03:37 PM (Y5LIx) 15
I wouldn't worry about it. I hear that ACORN was counting the numbers.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2009 03:38 PM (1Jaio) Posted by: lorien1973 at January 20, 2009 03:39 PM (IhQuA) 17
He who controls the teleprompter controls the Present-cy. We'll be fine during power outages.
Posted by: t-bird at January 20, 2009 03:39 PM (FcR7P) 18
I am certainly not a supporter of the new regime and I had no plan to watch any of it, but then I turned it on and have been sorta watching it all morning. But I do think that most of CNN's livestream traffic is coming from schools and offices, which would not have been the case on election day.
Posted by: CB at January 20, 2009 03:39 PM (9Wv2j) 19
He'll defeat himself -- sooner or later, the MSM will run out of defensive strategies, and they'll have no choice but to turn on him.
Posted by: Richard Romano at January 20, 2009 03:40 PM (kycO9) Posted by: Mrs. Dang at January 20, 2009 03:40 PM (Y5LIx) 21
I am going to call for someone's head if I don't get my unicorn. The government better not give me an IOU. They can fuck that shit.
I am sending hubby out on a beer run. Liquor and gun sales are probably going through the roof. Posted by: Ginger at January 20, 2009 03:40 PM (tuTH7) 22
Another to consider about cnn. I know for me, cnn has better live feed than the other networks.
Posted by: Ginger at January 20, 2009 03:42 PM (tuTH7) 23
Sweet. Hope, Change and a 300-point drop in the DJIA ushers in the Age of Obama.
Posted by: Andy at January 20, 2009 03:43 PM (WsTw8) 24
Obastard hopes the 52% won't change the channel and watch their 401(k) accounts evaporate in a storm of unicorn farts.
Messiah's fan base better hope they don't have to retire... ever. That unicorn chow is expensive shit. Posted by: George Orwell at January 20, 2009 03:44 PM (AZGON) 25
Wall Street hates this asshole.
Posted by: Eleven at January 20, 2009 03:45 PM (7DB+a) 26
Yeah, the markets are really responding to this avalanche of Hopey-Changey crap, aren't they? Odd, I have not heard a mention of it on the non-stop coverage, tee hee.
Posted by: CB at January 20, 2009 03:45 PM (9Wv2j) 27
I think the operative word here is "globally"
He got a lot of campaign donations globally, too. *shrug* he will have more money next time, and more volunteers. Mandatory volunteers, even. Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 20, 2009 03:45 PM (fGDhl) 28
I do agree however that the GOP must work hard in 2010, 2012 and so on. This shit happens when you run a lackluster campaign.
Posted by: Ginger at January 20, 2009 03:45 PM (tuTH7) Posted by: adamthemad at January 20, 2009 03:47 PM (kIjlp) 30
Obastard hopes the 52% won't change the channel and watch their 401(k) accounts evaporate in a storm of unicorn farts.
The 52 have government/union pensions and/or welfare checks. What do they care about the 401(k) of evil white people working for evil Gaia-destroying capitalist-pig corporations? Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 20, 2009 03:47 PM (fGDhl) 31
Nonsense! It is not how you start but how you end.
Case in point, W's approval ratings after 9/11? Sky high. Won reelection in 2004. Then.... Obama is considered the solution to the W problem (as it were). Once he becomes part of the problem, beginning tomorrow, it's only downhill from there. Posted by: Joseph Biden, VP (not SoS) at January 20, 2009 03:48 PM (NLtVk) 32
The market is now only down 300 pts. He (pbuh) must have farted.
Posted by: Cyn (C In Az) at January 20, 2009 03:48 PM (GiRra) 33
The already gawd-awful product coming out of H-wood is only going to get worse, soon top of everything else there won't even be any worthwhile escapist entertainment. yay
Guess that wasn't really on topic.. Posted by: Eleven at January 20, 2009 03:48 PM (7DB+a) 34
Thankfully Ginger, not for Obama supporters, they still believe.
Posted by: Mltn at January 20, 2009 03:49 PM (biOMN) Posted by: BlueFalcon at January 20, 2009 03:49 PM (SMD8k) 36
#22 - Shill, you are so right. Which is why the RNC needs to get its shit together, pronto. Get a good, visible, chairman who can articulate conservative principles and is out there, making sure the electorate hears and understands. And no, it is not too early to start thinking about 2010 and 2012, if anything, the ground work has to start now. In a sense, we have the upper hand going in coz we know the modus operandi of the left, how they are going to run in 2010 and 2012 but they have absolutely no idea who or what the conservatives will try.
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2009 03:50 PM (jZNCU) 37
Here's a new site that should take the edge off the angst we're all feeling, now:
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?page_id=383 Funny stuff! I'm still checking it out. Posted by: Nice Deb at January 20, 2009 03:50 PM (9oaPG) 38
He also might be a good President as well.
Might? A totally uncharacteristic vein of uncertainty from SS... Buyer's remorse? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 20, 2009 03:50 PM (InMdt) 39
Hey, Ace, Screw CNN; looks like your hit numbers are doing just fine. I want an AoSHQ tv network. You could feature weather patterns, not just so we'll know what to wear but this will help us ferret out those hobos!
Posted by: Cyn (C In Az) at January 20, 2009 03:51 PM (GiRra) 40
#7 will make you cry.
Posted by: Nice Deb at January 20, 2009 03:51 PM (9oaPG) 41
The only work I see ahead of us ...is to survive this with at least a minimal sense of irony intact.
...since the country is obviously chock full up of stupid, that is going to be a lonely task right there I figures. Speaking of which: welcome back seattle slough (not that I've been paying that much attention). Posted by: davis,br at January 20, 2009 03:52 PM (OJAxK) 42
Election night people were home and used the television.
This AM they're at work and using webstreams. So not quite comparing equal events, really. Posted by: nickless at January 20, 2009 03:53 PM (MMC8r) 43
I second those above who suggest Ace come back in off the ledge. This is the self-selecting Leftard (TM) Network, remember?
Also, never forget the GOP's situation in 1976. It's eerily similar in many ways. Conservatives outnumber liberals 30-20 or thereabouts. If we can figure out how to get some of the dumb broads who voted for Barry back in our camp, Republicans will be in good shape. It would have been a 1.5 point election if McCain had drawn the same percentage of conservatives as Bush did in 2004. Thanks to the terminal stupidity of the Democrat governors, Senate seats in Massachusetts, New York and Illinois will all be in play next time. Plus we've got a new census coming up that will show Rust Belt states and California losing seats to the benefit of the South and Southwest. Cheer up. In four years I plan to stand outside the White House gates and chant "Na-Na-Na-Hey-Hey-Hey" just like those graceless turds did today. Posted by: Fresh Air at January 20, 2009 03:54 PM (dlX/M) 44
To repeat my earlier call for a rope-a-dope strategy, combine calm disagreement with a Churchillian determination that "We shall never surrender."
When Obama does something bad like granting unlimited amnesty to illegal aliens, build the proposed Islamic monument on the site of the crash of Flight 93, repeal the Bush tax cuts, or spend like crazy, call him on it in a rational, dignified manner. Make sure the criticism gets out to the public. Make sure the criticism is on-target, calm, and rational. It has to appeal to common sense. The idea here is to register opposition in the public mind. We can't win the argument right now because people's minds are closed. What we can do is raise questions and doubt. Then, as Obama's policies inevitably begin to fail, people will inevitably lose their irrational faith in the false one. It will start dawning on them that Obama has made key mistakes and that conservatives would not have made those mistakes. By about June or July, put forth the new pan-Republican effort, perhaps calling it "The Campaign Against Corruption." This should be a broad push to oppose corruption in government at all levels emanating from Republicans or Democrats, and to secure the voting process for the sake of all US citizens. The point here will be to draw attention to the many corruption-type foibles that the Obama Administration has and will be getting into. Throughout the year, conservatives need to go back to basics, back to the fundamentals of their beliefs. Hopefully, a good writer will summarize it in a 10-page pamphlet: the rule of law, lower taxes, limited but effective government, clean government, a strong national defense, and a commitment to morality and decency. Admit failures and apologize for them. Lead America with absolute idealism, acting like you want other Americans to act. Don't be wedded to any single candidate. Don't have a pet issue other than God or country. Do not refuse to compromise on if higher goals can be reached. Stay open-minded, optimistic, and always cheer your fellow conservatives on. It's always darkest before the dawn. I believe Obama will be at best an average president, and could be worse. Let's hope for the best for our country no matter what happens. Realistically, that will probably require that Obama have a "road to Damascus" type of experience. Calm disagreement. Steady purpose. Slowly unfolding campaign to vindicate the ideals of our country. We can do it. Posted by: Indythinker at January 20, 2009 03:55 PM (WiIQi) 45
Um, what the fuck is going on?!! I go out to check the mail and instead of my unicorn and free gas check, I fucking get my Visa statement. Where's my GD bailout?
Posted by: Ginger at January 20, 2009 03:57 PM (tuTH7) 46
Well , when my unicorn shows up I'm going to drop him like a bad habit with my ought six. I'm guessing , aim about 2" behind the shoulder and 1/3 of the way up from the bottom of the chest , just like a whitetail . Their anatomy shouldn't be too different. I ain't eatin' skittles but I figger unicorn meat should feed the family for around six months. All y'all 52%ers better keep your unicorns penned up otherwise a lot of 48%ers are gonna' cut 'em into steaks.
How's that for putting our differences aside. Posted by: aubrey at January 20, 2009 03:57 PM (sRIn2) 47
Get rid of the RINO's in the party. Faced with a choice of a pseudo Democrat and a Democrat, voters will pick the original. McCain and his whole stupid ass campaign could never articulate conservative principles and why, if applied effectively, will work every single time.
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2009 03:58 PM (jZNCU) 48
Senate seats in Massachusetts, New York and Illinois won't be in play next time given that the populace in those states has been indoctrinated by the public school system to think Republicans eat puppies, look and act like top hat wearing robber barons from the 19th century, and want to establish a theocracy.
Posted by: BlueFalcon at January 20, 2009 03:58 PM (SMD8k) 49
Those numbers come from Al Franken.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2009 03:58 PM (kLWtB) 50
Good post Indythinker (#46). Now, how can we get the new RNC chair to listen. When is he/she going to be elected anyways?
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2009 04:00 PM (jZNCU) 51
We'll be stuck with Huckabee again. Thanks Iowa.
Posted by: Eleven at January 20, 2009 04:01 PM (7DB+a) 52
He'll defeat himself -- sooner or later, the MSM will run out of defensive strategies, and they'll have no choice but to turn on him.
Posted by: Richard Romano at January 20, 2009 03:40 PM (kycO9) Yeah, Clinton was only out of office for seven years before they turned on him. Posted by: Big E at January 20, 2009 04:02 PM (CBGRs) 53
No more open Republican primaries before Super Tuesday.
Posted by: nickless at January 20, 2009 04:03 PM (MMC8r) 54
I happen to think alot of this is from people of all kinds just tuning into the spectacle of it all. (I, myself, would rather lie sick in a puddle of my own vomit than watch it, but hey, that's me). My aunt, who is a devout conservative and vehemently against The One has been watching the coverage. She's just laughing at it all. Watching, yes. But laughing. Not all those tuning in are glassy eyed trons.
Posted by: Twinks at January 20, 2009 04:04 PM (KGbOi) 55
Hey! What the fucking hell?!!I just checked my pockets and they are NOT filled with gold bullion.
Posted by: Warden at January 20, 2009 04:04 PM (wRpLF) 56
It will start dawning on them that Obama has made key mistakes and that conservatives would not have made those mistakes.
Good post, Indythinker, but I can't see a single person (including my rabidly conservative self) who's gonna be thinking "damn, John McCain would have done such a better job." Posted by: CB at January 20, 2009 04:04 PM (9Wv2j) 57
Eleven, for God's sake, back off the cliff. We don't have the slightest idea who the GOP nominee is going to be yet and you're writing it off already.
Posted by: Matt at January 20, 2009 04:05 PM (ecpMe) 58
All the unicorns are currently transporting terrorists from Gitmo. It's a long trip to Narnia, but rest assured, once your unicorn has finished her community service, she will be on her way to your backyard immediately!
Posted by: reason at January 20, 2009 04:05 PM (kZVsz) 59
Maybe one of our first tasks needs to be the complete and utter destruction of Huckabee as a viable candidate. I'm so down for that.
Posted by: CB at January 20, 2009 04:07 PM (9Wv2j) 60
Aubrey, if you can get close enough to it, a .22 behind the ear might be a better option. The '06 can be a little rough on that delictablerib-meat.
But watch out for the horn. For God's sakes, man, watch out for the horn. Posted by: Andy at January 20, 2009 04:09 PM (WsTw8) 61
Naw, it was just the freebie crowd trying to see what they get.
Posted by: tarpon at January 20, 2009 04:10 PM (7evkT) 62
I can't believe people are starting in about Huckabee again. We didn't get stuck with him last time, why assume we're going to have him as the nominee in '12.
At this point, I would rather have had any other major Republican candidate form the primary field as the nominee over McCain. Posted by: Matt at January 20, 2009 04:10 PM (ecpMe) 63
Regarding the 2012 election...I really don't care at this point who the candidate is. I'm just looking forward to a still-alive John McCain flipping the bird to every media pundit that used the phrase "heartbeat away from the Presidency" when discussing Sarah Palin, as if they were absolutely positive the man wouldn't live for four more years.
Posted by: reason at January 20, 2009 04:10 PM (F26eZ) 64
In the digital age, my fellow conservatives need to pay attention and participate with more than just words. Blogs are not enough. We must win the information war on every front and we are far behind. Consider the following:
1. No conservative national print newspapers exist to any appreciable degree. - Do not discount print media because they are losing readership, they are still there day after day. The countryclub republicans that are conservative lite at the Wall Street Journal do little for our cause. 2. Only one fair news station exists. So stark in contrast to its liberal cohorts, it is mistakenly called conservative. - CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, and MSNBC not to mention PBS advance the liberal agenda every day. 3. Talk radio is owned by conservatives but has a limited demographic reach. - Limbaugh seems to have more original content on a daily basis, but Hannity sounds like a broken record. I like both, but we need to provoke thought, not just slap people with rhetoric, there is a distinct difference. 4. MTV, most sitcoms, and even many sci-fi channel shows advance subtly and overtly a liberal and secular view of society and the world. - Look at the "REal World" from its real beginning to its blatant indoctrination today. Look at Ellen, Oprah, the view, Saving Grace (though Debra Messing is beautiful), Battlestar Galactica is outing a character as Gay and showing the male to male session on an episode Until conservatives put their money where their mouth is by gaining controlling interests in these organizations, we will continue to lose the information war for years to come. Misinformation will only die incrementally as it was introduced to us, ie the New Deal and the rampant socialism build up that has followed. One of my Political Science professors in 1992 bragged that the U.S. had already adopted 8 of 11 principles espoused by Karl Marx. That was 16 years ago people! It is up to us in the under fifty crowd to fix this mess. Obama's inauguration has accomplished one important thing. Our country still has racist people, white, black, and all colors in between, but we definitively are no longer can be called a racist nation by anyone who is intellectually honest. Not that I expect intellectual honesty from liberals, but there it is. Sorry for the long rant. Posted by: Michael at January 20, 2009 04:10 PM (FEkh2) 65
We can start winning in 2010.
The One won't be on the ticket, and while we've got more seats up than they do, all of their candidates are beatable provided they're actually challenged. Even true blue NY could go purple. Rudy is running, and if we can find 2 solid conservatives, the Princess and Chuck-U-Schumer could actually face fights. But the candidate selection and fund raising have to start NOW! Right now we're being assaulted by a massive propagandacampaign by the MSM to make the Obama presidency and Liberal control a done deal. They want you to think Obama's thefigure-head of a massive nationwide movement, and its just you whose the odd-ball holdout. They're trying to turn the admittedly historic act of electing the first black president into this socio-political movement towards Obamaism. But he onlywon by 4 pts, after spending 4 times the money. Once you realized you're the target of a propaganda campaign you can start to fight it. Posted by: Iblis at January 20, 2009 04:12 PM (9221z) 66
Good point Andy. If they're fairly tame a .22 should be just the ticket. I wonder what uses one could find for the horn ? I'm thinking some kind of stabbing weapon would be appropriate. If I stabbed a liberal with a unicorn horn would they appreciate the irony ?
Posted by: aubrey at January 20, 2009 04:20 PM (sRIn2) 67
Shill--
No, I don't think the Mediacrats will be that fired up, especially in 2010. Off-year elections are the province of the fired-up base. Even in 2012, what's the impetus? Didn't we already do the Black-Guy-Goes-to-the-White-House shtick? Where's the sequel that requires ever-increasing numbers of hobos to come to the polls. I don't see it. I see a gradual disillusionment from the very people he supposedly is benefiting. Even if every dollar of the stimulus were to go to to inner-city minority projects, their lot would not be one iota better for it in four years. Posted by: Fresh Air at January 20, 2009 04:24 PM (dlX/M) Posted by: Fresh Air at January 20, 2009 04:25 PM (dlX/M) 69
Obama and the Corruptocrats will implode like they always do, it is already beginning to happen.
Just wait until the harsh reality sets in for them that the Obamamessiah can no longer vote "present" and Nazi Nancy and Dirty Harry are actually going to have to do something besides shoot their big mouths off or blame Bush. Just wait until that big terror attack on the US happens, these terrorists know that they no longer have to worry about the US coming after them and killing them anymore. They know that we have a pussywhipped Kumbayah singing pantywaist for a President and a Congress who would stand in line to give these terrorists blow jobs. Posted by: Nahanni at January 20, 2009 04:33 PM (S4wMM) 70
Notice it's "worldwide audience". Although, considering how the American electoral process works now, I'm sure they all got their chance to donate/vote, so they might as well get a chance to watch!
Posted by: JerBear at January 20, 2009 04:39 PM (mzfP0) 71
Obama will be propped up while everything around him crumbles. We are much more likely to score victories against Reid, Pelosi and even Obama's cabinet. Obama will triangulate against everyone, even his own people.
But with a return to Keynsian economics, it's clear that we have a lot of education to do. Posted by: AmishDude at January 20, 2009 04:44 PM (T0NGe) 72
Michael - to your point about not having any conservative newspapers.
1) there's the Wall Street Journal. 2) I wonder if we could get some of the UK papers to start delivering over here? They cover U.S. National stories much better than our papers do. They were better on the Edwards scandal, better even on the San Diego girl who's auctioning off her virginity. They're providing a mixture of voices on global warming. Posted by: lightduty at January 20, 2009 05:07 PM (juHyy) 73
You can get a year of the WSJ for about $140 or so (wsj.com).
Posted by: Indythinker at January 20, 2009 05:35 PM (WiIQi) 74
Lightduty--
The WSJ is the most liberal paper in the country in terms of how its news is run and slanted, even worse than the NYT. All you really have is the editorial page. Of course, Thomas Frank is in there now, so it's actually getting worse. Really all you have is the Washington Times, D.C. Examiner and that Pittsburgh Paper that the Republican heir owns. Forget his name. Doesn't matter, though. The news is being disaggregated right now. I predict will be re-aggregated with some nifty RSS tools very soon. You will be able to take in just the right amount of essential vitamins and facts every day, bypassing the high-fat, low intelligence leftwing horseshit. When people are assembling their own made-to-order newspapers online, then the last printing-press based sheet can shut its doors. It's coming. Soon. Posted by: Fresh Air at January 20, 2009 05:56 PM (dlX/M) 75
Scaife, that's his name.
Posted by: Fresh Air at January 20, 2009 05:57 PM (dlX/M) 76
Those are global numbers, just FYI. Meaning Obama's constituents in Europe and the Palestinian Territories were watching as well.
Posted by: DoDoGuRu at January 20, 2009 06:17 PM (xBkZj) 77
Government is not the solution, government is the problem. That should be our mantra. From now on.
Conservatives as a group are so terribly individualistic it is difficult to get any message out. Everybody has a slightly different one. I think we could all get behind that though. We need to focus our message. We lose when we water down our message. That should be our message. The homage to Reagan is well deserved. It's a provacative statemet - to liberals. To us it's old hat to liberals it's poison. To everybody else it's thought provoking and a conversation starter. Reagan was great. I miss him. Posted by: Ralph at January 20, 2009 11:58 PM (QZjCr) Processing 0.02, elapsed 0.0208 seconds. |
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