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"I think I have done a good job in rising politically in this environment without being entangled in some of the traditional problems of Chicago politics," he told the Chicago Tribune last spring. At the time, Mr. Obama was being grilled over news that he bought his house through a land deal involving Tony Rezko, a political fixer who was later convicted on 16 corruption counts. Rezko is mentioned dozens of times in the 76-page criminal complaint against Mr. Blagojevich. Mr. Obama has an ambiguous reputation among those trying to clean up Illinois politics. "We have a sick political culture, and that's the environment Barack Obama came from," Jay Stewart, executive director of the Chicago Better Government Association, told ABC News months ago. Though Mr. Obama did support ethics reforms as a state senator, Mr. Stewart noted that he's "been noticeably silent on the issue of corruption here in his home state including, at this point, mostly Democratic politicians." ... In 2002, Mr. Obama turned up to help Mr. Blagojevich, a staunch ally of Mr. Jones, win the governor's mansion. Rahm Emanuel, Mr. Obama's incoming White House chief of staff, told The New Yorker earlier this year that six years ago he and Mr. Obama "participated in a small group that met weekly when Rod was running for governor. We basically laid out the general election, Barack and I and these two [other participants]." Mr. Blagojevich won, but before long, problems surfaced. In 2004, Zalwaynaka Scott, the governor's inspector general, said his administration's efforts to evade merit-selection laws exposed "not merely an ignorance of the law, but complete and utter contempt for the law." Nonetheless, Mr. Obama endorsed Mr. Blagojevich's re-election in 2006. This spring, many Democrats were so disgusted with Mr. Blagojevich that state House Speaker Michael Madigan drafted a memo on why Democrats should impeach Mr. Blagojevich. Mr. Madigan's "talking points" compared the corruption going on in the state to a tumor that must be removed. ... Many people were curious who Mr. Obama would side with in the dispute. Would it be with those Democrats who wanted to move aggressively against an apparently corrupt governor or with his old Chicago ally, Mr. Jones, who preferred to wait? Mr. Obama did neither. He kept silent. (I emailed the Obama campaign about Mr. Blagojevich's problems in June, but my question was ignored.)As Fund notes, Obama did rouse himself to speak out forcefully against government corruption... in Kenya. Bear in mind, of course, Sarah Palin was a moron for taking on the less-spectacularly corrupt Alaskan political machine. See, if she had been as brilliant as Obama, she wouldn't have needed to respond with crude measures like fighting corruption and defeating corrupt politicians; she could have employed nuance and smarts to finesse around it, and even profit from it. Whew. We really dodged a bullet there. Rezko Singing About Blago; Feds Looking Into Rezko-Obama Land Deal: More good stuff. In case you don't know the details by now: Obama wanted to buy a property a fair bit out of his league. The owner insisted that that property and the adjoining lot be sold on the same day. Obama could barely afford the one, let alone the lot. So Rezko came in to buy the empty lot, which he sweetly never did anything with, giving Obama effectively the entire two-lot parcel for his own use. But even better -- Rezko "grossly overpaid" for his empty lot, leading to suspicions the owner charged Obama less for his property only because Rezko was willing to overpay for his by about $300,000. Allowing Obama to underpay by about the same $300,000. The bank officer, I believe, was fired. And as if it couldn't get any worse, Obama got a sweetheart mortgage deal. He won't say from whom, but it's widely believed he got the mortgage from the mob-connected Broadway Bank, controlled by political patrons of both Rezko and Obama. Blagojevich's Corruption, as Told in Negative Ads: He's been busy. I enjoyed this one most of all. I think you'll like it, too. Heh: Blagojevich questions are "inappropriate," but questions about Burt Reynolds' Playgirl spread pass muster. Sounds about right. Thanks to Aice H. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Xander Crews at December 11, 2008 01:53 PM (Aac1T) Posted by: Rick at December 11, 2008 01:53 PM (ANkPG) 3
Not a good link?
Posted by: theotherKate at December 11, 2008 01:54 PM (ifq/U) Posted by: Carl in N.H. at December 11, 2008 01:55 PM (np5R1) Posted by: Jahiliyya at December 11, 2008 01:57 PM (cGm0o) 6
I still say this is just an appetizer. The feast of corruption about to come out of Washington would choke Rosie O'Donnell.
Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2008 02:01 PM (PLvLS) 7
Someone posted on my message board, this morning:
"Is anyone stupid enough to believe that Obama is the only virgin in the whorehouse?" Posted by: franksalterego at December 11, 2008 02:03 PM (GKyIE) Posted by: Tinian at December 11, 2008 02:04 PM (Ohodx) 9
If anyone has read David Freddoso's book, the facts are very clear for the world to see regarding Obama's Chicago Machine ties and the benefits Obama and his wife received, politically and financially. Obama clearly participated in "payto play" while in Illinois. A few are completely proven yet unreported.
1. Blackwell's money to Obama's law practice to do NOTHING. Six figures worth when Obama had no business at his firm. As a lawyer, i know how important this is. Blackwell got millions for state sponsorship of his ping pong tournaments, much of which went into Blackwell's pocket. 2. Michelle's raise - Everyone knows that story - 1m earmark from Obama to Michelle's employer in exchange for raise to roughly triple Michelle's low 100's salary, with no extra job duties of note. 3. Michelle's Board membership in Treehouse - no explanation needed here - no quals, free money and stock, done as basis for political horsetrading. 4. The Rezko house deal - needs no outlining here other than to mention that Patty Blago was the real estate agent, something the MSM has yet to report, nor that Michelle is mentioned by Blago in the taps as an example of what his wife should be able to get (board memberships for nothing) This should be the focus of the media, actually delving into Obama's dealings with the Chicago Machine, even facts that are already well known on the Net but not in the MSM only. Posted by: geoff - anti-Harkonnen freedom fighter at December 11, 2008 02:05 PM (5r0Tz) 10
Good thing we didn't elect another corrupt, rich, white republican.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at December 11, 2008 02:06 PM (E6GUg) 11
"Where is the outrage in America? Where is the outrage in America? Where has the media gone in America? Where is the outrage in America? Can you imagine former President Bush doing one of those things? No! And you'll never imagine Bob Dole doing one of those things either. So where's the outrage? Where's the outrage?" --Bob Dole, October 1996
We've come a long way, Bobby. Posted by: railwriter at December 11, 2008 02:06 PM (nwEiU) 12
None of this matters.
None of it. Even if Obama was proven to be neck deep in this, no consequences will come to him. For if it did, I would just prove how racist America is and how it will take down any minority that gets to uppitity. Yup, it's going to be 4 long years as we allow PC fears to emasculateus andhold The One accountable. Posted by: TakeFive at December 11, 2008 02:07 PM (/3pxq) 13
Obama is untouched by Chicago corruption like an anus is untouched by shit.
Posted by: Tushar at December 11, 2008 02:09 PM (PTWes) 14
Graphic mental image alert!
Posted by: Matt at December 11, 2008 02:11 PM (ecpMe) Posted by: Bart at December 11, 2008 02:12 PM (4qYq9) 16
In the UK, Gordon Brown got the reputation for always being miles away from the scene of the crime when it came to light. Cash for honours (UK equivalent of pay-to-play), dodgy intelligence work, poorly-implemented budget policies, he was always somewhere else looking insouciant and saying, "who, Moi?" He was dubbed Macavity the Mystery Cat, after the poem from Old Possum's* Book of Practical Cats:
Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity, For he's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity. You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square - But when a crime's discovered, then Macavity's not there! Obama seems to have the same dirt-dodging skills. He is Obamity the Mystery Cat! *AKA T. S. Eliot Posted by: David Gillies at December 11, 2008 02:14 PM (2FZO3) 17
Am I the only one who gets an error when clicking on your red links?
Posted by: jcheney at December 11, 2008 02:15 PM (z3Ond) 18
Hey how have Obama's property taxes been doing recently...say like the last five years?
Posted by: PierreLegrand at December 11, 2008 02:17 PM (Rdeb8) 19
What the hell's your problem, Ace? Didn't you hear the MSM on the day the story broke? The second line out of their mouths was essentially an exoneration of Barack Obama. He didn't have anything to do with anything. End of story.
Are you purposely trying to stir up trouble? Racist. Posted by: jaleach at December 11, 2008 02:20 PM (gHrZU) 20
This is nothing but a distraction for the Messiah. As he said today at his media worship service just stick to the transcripts. Just stick to what Fitzgerald said. Don't question anything else.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2008 02:20 PM (WnwjL) 21
Even if Obama was proven to be neck deep in this, no consequences will come to him.
Yepper. As Larry Elder used to say about Billy Jeff, he could rape a nun on national television and some people just wouldn't care. Posted by: hhuummbbeerrtt at December 11, 2008 02:20 PM (f7A+e) 22
Uncritical worship is the only appropriate behavior towards The One.
Posted by: the real joe at December 11, 2008 02:21 PM (NJ/RA) 23
That campaign ad is classic.
Posted by: maxpower at December 11, 2008 02:26 PM (WY6EG) 24
the thing is you take down rezko, blago and harris as Larry over at NQ said and some details are going to come to light. Unforunately for Obama there is no Mccain, Palin or Bush to divert the attention or take blame.
but i fear no one wants to take down the first balck president like that.....so taking down rezko or blago and obama will be collateral damage. Posted by: kman at December 11, 2008 02:27 PM (2Pfrj) 25
# 7 franksalterego, yes cause if you do it up the butt, your hyman doesn't break, so it is possible
Posted by: nygal at December 11, 2008 02:29 PM (+/c0N) 26
Nobody cares its old news etc. etc.
The MSM wouldn't investigate Bill Clinton. Do you think they're gonna investigate the Messiah. Democrats can do no wrong. Republicans are guilty just for breathing. Posted by: Iblis at December 11, 2008 02:30 PM (9221z) 27
I followed the link to Fund's full article at the WSJ and there was a picture of Henry Waxman on the same page. You had to do that to me Ace? That son of a bitch repulses me in every way imaginable. And I was just feeling a little hungry and thinking of having something to eat, thanks.
Posted by: PoconoJoe at December 11, 2008 02:30 PM (fTppH) 28
Ace,
I think your interpretation of the land deal omits a more likely possibility. The owner wanted a certain price for the total parcel -- why would he care about how it was divided or when it happened. Rezko wanted to "help" Obama and the land deal was convenient cover. The only way for the deal to work is if it all happened simultaneously -- that is what drove the "same day" requirement. If the house was sold first at a low price, then the owner would have no guarantee that Rezko would buy the lot at a higher price to make up the difference. If the vacant lot was sold first at an inflated price then Obama would have no guarantee that the owner would accept his bid and not demand a higher price reflecting true market value for the house. There is no other logical way to explain the same day requirement. The parcels may have a higher value if sold together, but that only means that the house-only bid would have to be higher to compensate for loss of value on the marginal lot. This is not what happened, the house sold for a depressed price (it appears) and the marginal lot sold for an inflated price. Posted by: jcp at December 11, 2008 02:32 PM (DHNp4) 29
Tushar: "Obama is untouched by Chicago corruption like an anus is untouched by shit."
That's a visual I could do without; however, as a simile I cannot. Top notch. I may have to steal it. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2008 02:33 PM (sI5Ho) 30
The fawning liberal left-wing news media what else can you ever expect from the boot licking lap-dog press
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 11, 2008 02:35 PM (RBA5d) 31
Almost willful? Almost willful?
How about "entirely willful"? How about "fantasy sustained by an iron" willful? How about "putting the fingers in the ears and yelling nah nah nah nah can't hear you" willful? How about "would rather gouge out my eyes and rip out my tongue rather than see or say anything bad about Sweet Baby Obama" willful? How about "Friedrich Nietzsche and Hitler were chatting about them in Helland said 'Boy those guys sure are willful' willful? The press is characterized by nothing so much as its will, particularly its will to power. Posted by: PalinFan at December 11, 2008 02:38 PM (s4mrA) 32
jcp,
Ultimately, would it matter what color the paper wrapper is for the "help?" The fact remains that help was given and it was concealed. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2008 02:39 PM (sI5Ho) 33
as I see the obama supporters blindingly following his lead reminds me of those addicts suckin on the creatures gismin naked lunch--(mugwumps) addicted and doomed ! and rahm is the talking typwriter.
Posted by: nygal at December 11, 2008 02:44 PM (+/c0N) 34
of course sucking on it "willful" willful suckers
Posted by: nygal at December 11, 2008 02:46 PM (+/c0N) 35
Apparently, Obama is apalled that Blago asked for favors in return for appointing a candidate. Is it possible that Obama was not aware of this, when he was pushing that Valerie what's-her-name? This guy is slicker than teflon.
Posted by: Tushar at December 11, 2008 02:47 PM (PTWes) 36
Peep this: Patti Blagojavich's sister defend profanity-laced outburts: "This is not the Patti Blagojavich that I knew."
(She almost literally says it.) Posted by: Dwight Schrute at December 11, 2008 02:47 PM (PLvLS) 37
Bloody Sockpuppet.
Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2008 02:47 PM (PLvLS) 38
A sweetheart mortgage from Broadway Bank? The bank run by Alexi Giannoulias, who was plucked out of obscurity and made Illinois State Treasurer by one Barack Obama? That Broadway Bank? Say it ain't so! But none of this matters. The One could shoot Michelle on the capitol steps, and the presstitutes would still line up to service him. Because ... he's The One! Posted by: Brown Line at December 11, 2008 02:54 PM (xYeJ1) 39
I think it's entirely reasonable to believe that Obama succeeded in Chicago on his own merits. People respected his honesty and unwillingness to play the game and so - in his case only - they stood aside and scrupulously refused to buy or subvert seats that he was running for. That's a story that can make us all feel good.
Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2008 02:57 PM (FcR7P) 40
OT but the "We are powerless against the MSM posts" are beginning to get a little top heavy. Republicans, all of them need, to bitch less about the media and work harder to bankrupt it. Job one, stop pretending that there are good people inside the media who are doing good and essential work that must be preserved at all costs. Job two, stop pretending that your personal advancement in an industry that kills Republicans on sight helps the Republican party or conservatism in general. Job three, stop pretending that the warm relationship you may have cultivated with a member of the MSM through your work, blog, postion, etc. is essential to any one but you. ( It is not a benefit for the party, your philosophy are all men on the face of the earth.). Republicans unwilling to do those things should stop pretending they are really interested in chaging much of any thing and stop taking the rest of us for a ride.
Posted by: The Obvious at December 11, 2008 03:01 PM (1g+FW) 41
Hardball transcript, 12/10/2009, Chris Matthews talking to Clarence Page, columnist for Chicago Tribune and member of CT editorial board.
PAGE: First of all, that's a lot to speculate, that Blagojevich, all of a sudden, is going to get sensible and actually step aside. MATTHEWS: Yes. PAGE: I wouldn't put money on it. Number two, this is the-this is the brightest moment for Republicans since the Reverend Jeremiah Wright tapes came out. They are going to have a lot of fun with this. (CROSSTALK) MATTHEWS: They're flashing like E.T. all of a sudden. PAGE: Exactly. (CROSSTALK) MATTHEWS: They're getting... (CROSSTALK) PAGE: They are going to have a lot of fun with this. This is fresh meat for that smear machine. But I don't think it's going to last long.You can email comments and questions to Clarence Page at cptime - at - aol.com Posted by: Gabriel Sutherland at December 11, 2008 03:02 PM (AHrTm) 42
Ooops that should be "or all men on the face of the earth."
Posted by: The Obvious at December 11, 2008 03:03 PM (1g+FW) 43
OK, let's make this easier. Rather than ask how many dirty people Obama's associated with, can we just ask if he knows any clean ones?
And to riff off Tushar's comment, Obama's a turd magnet that never gets soiled. He simply defies physics in the world according to MSM. Perhaps we've discovered a new element: Obamanomium, the first noble solid. Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 11, 2008 03:07 PM (sI5Ho) 44
So the MSM propaganda department plays the "he's obviously insane" card to protect the Messiah.
Were gonna need to build alot of insane asylums before 2012 arrives methinks. Posted by: jjshaka at December 11, 2008 03:12 PM (EdaOj) 45
AnonymousDrivel, that's a tough one. Only one person, Michelle, ever came forward to vouch for his character, and she's suspect with the hospital deal.
I'm going to say that his brother in Kenya is pretty clean, and...I'm running out of ideas. Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2008 03:19 PM (FcR7P) 46
I could see it this morning. The official line from the Dems is that the Blag is the ONLY one in this scandal who is guilty of anything. You could see it in the CNN interview, and when the talking head said something about JJ jr the Dem jumped hard about his innocence. Nope the Blag is guilty of bribery and other criminal acts by himself.
Since that is the position of the Party, that will be the position of the press. Except that they may elect to throw in the obligatory it’s Bush’s fault. Posted by: Vic at December 11, 2008 03:21 PM (q8aAJ) 47
Fox News recently said that is has been reported that this is" fairly common practice "of filling seats. Or theONEbad apple example. Hell, we have an orchard of bad apples. I am furious that even the media is treating this like an acceptable practice of politics. No big deal. Next.
Posted by: zanne at December 11, 2008 03:23 PM (/EbI3) 48
After you watch these critical ads of Blagojevich from 2006 paid for by his opponent Judy Baar Topinka, we have to ask how people in the past could explain their statements that these ads were all just the product of the "right wing smear merchants".
How can government be effective at all if the competitors live in a fantasy world where their peers in their party are so blatantly obvious in their indiscretion that when their opponents quote their own behavior they summarize this the acts of "smear merchants"? Members of Blagojevich's own party were blowing the whistle and abstaining from endorsing him. The Democratic state Attorney General and her father, the Chairman of the State Assembly, refused to endorse Blagojevich in 2006. The pundits know this by now, and yet they persist with the Republican "smear merchants" meme. Posted by: Gabriel Sutherland at December 11, 2008 03:24 PM (AHrTm) 49
Obviously Illinois hadn't had enough....
Posted by: t.ferg at December 11, 2008 03:25 PM (2YVh7) 50
All dems, and their dumbass voters, are nervous about this getting out of control. Even Obama. This could get bad for them, and they know it.
Posted by: nikkolai at December 11, 2008 03:29 PM (+RLn7) 51
All dems, and their dumbass voters, are nervous about this getting out of control. Even Obama. This could get bad for them, and they know it.
So how can we make sure it turns into a President toppling firestorm. With the press and Congress in the tank, it looks like its up to the DOJ, and we know how fond they are of going after Dems. Posted by: Iblis at December 11, 2008 03:32 PM (9221z) Posted by: JayC at December 11, 2008 03:46 PM (eDJ38) 53
This is fresh meat for that smear
machine. Well, yeah. And just because it's being used to smear him, doesn't make it any less true. Much like saying that "Chris Matthews and the rest of the sycophantic whores at MSNBC have lost every shred of journalistic integrity they may have ever had and might as well be giving sloppy blow-jobs outside the Holland Tunnel at this point, considering the pathetic whores that they have become" may be considered a "smear", but it doesn't make it any less true. Posted by: wiserbud at December 11, 2008 03:49 PM (wWwJR) 54
"30 Tushar: "Obama is untouched by Chicago corruption like an anus is untouched by shit."
The Wal-Mart "Chunky Beef with Vegetables" soup I'm eating suddenly looks a lot less appetizing. Posted by: Bugler at December 11, 2008 03:55 PM (YCVBL) 55
#20 - "As he said today at his media worship service just stick to the
transcripts. Just stick to what Fitzgerald said. Don't question anything else." Golly gee, what a coincidence: that's exactly what Fitzgerald said the other day when asked about Obama's involvement: read the transcripts which I have carefully edited to protect Obama the possibly innocent. Posted by: JBean at December 11, 2008 04:08 PM (BWN8Z) 56
From the AP:
But the accusations against Blagojevich are an unwelcome distraction to the presidential transition, bringing fresh attention to some of the unsavory characters that have connections, however distant, to Obama and to questions of whether he can follow through on his message of change and clean government. However distant? They're his friends, mentors, influences, and spiritual advisers! Some days I want to just fucking punch one of these fuckers' face into tomato paste. Posted by: Warden at December 11, 2008 04:26 PM (QoR4a) 57
<i>Bastards</i>
Posted by: RWB at December 11, 2008 05:32 PM (sEV6G) 58
Oops!
Posted by: RWB at December 11, 2008 05:34 PM (sEV6G) 59
Thinking Obama hasn't been touched by Chicago corruption is like believing that the Playmates at the LA mansion are all virgins.
Posted by: bc3b at December 11, 2008 05:38 PM (AB9XE) 60
"Almost Willful?"
...Poor Barry Obama is a victim of his environment. Forgiveness is divine, -- like Barry. Posted by: PC Jones at December 11, 2008 06:01 PM (aaGD+) 61
"Almost willful"- Perhaps Mr. Fund couldn't think of the word autonomic. Or chose not to use it believing that many were unfamiliar with the word.
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 11, 2008 08:01 PM (oLULt) 62
"Gutterball walks on water, but runs on bullshit."
I said that last night and I stand by it. This dude doesn't have to produce his college transcripts, his COLB from anywhere on earth, has friends who are liars, scumbags, curse hurling "preachers", mobsters, crooked political types, "machine" crooked political types, a wife who gets paid well for having a pulse and little else, a house he couldn't affford but manages to buy anyway, friends who go to jail or into pleas bargains just AFTER he gets himself elected to an orifice he is unfit and unskilled in any way to run...It just goes on, with both sides of the political aisle and the press merrily kissing his magic mulatto ass for the pleasure of his, um, er, uh, um,er company and stirring um, er,uh, speeches. Someone's pulling my dick real hard here and it ain't the good looking redhead I work with, so it's unwelcome in the extreme. Can I say this shiite makes Clinton look ehtical and upright? Am I in my right mind to even say that and not gag reflexively? What the hell is the world coming to? I'm almost misty eyed for Robert Reich and Snakehead Car-vile...*gagging now* Posted by: enter sandman at December 11, 2008 08:47 PM (zxaA2) 63
Fitz pulled the trigger a little early on this mess. He was taping. Why didn't he wait until all the canidates had put in their bids and the final choice was made ( not officially). Then nail everyone who participated. The Governor selling the seat as well asall the crooks trying to buy it. I'm sure Obama Rahm would have had an opportunity to play or walk. Now we will never really know.
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