EMT 03/22/19

Watching the reactions of the professional left and all its desperate faithful after the Mueller Dud, I am reminded of the eloquent words of Nelson Muntz.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM




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1 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 06:01 AM (BbGew)

2 Good Morning Morons, today is Saturday, March 23, 2019. On this day in 1933 the Reichstag passed the Enabling Act of 1933, making Adolf Hitler supreme dictator of Germany.

Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

3 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:02 AM (cqNba)

4 Shitty Schiff refuses to accept the Mueller witch-hunt report. Perhaps CA should be rejected from the Union.


https://tinyurl.com/y6omk9ma

Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

5 Piss Mathews refuses to accept it too. His 1 person audience if disappointed.


https://tinyurl.com/y6omk9ma

Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

6
Here are the top10 pushers of the Mueller witch-hunt who are crying in their corn flakes this morning.


https://tinyurl.com/yyquze6z

Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

7 Well, we won a small one in Chicago.


Lake County Circuit Court Judge Luis Berrones issued a permanent injunction Friday barring enforcement of Deerfield, Illinois' 'assault weapons' ban.


https://tinyurl.com/yyxweluf

Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

8 I still want to see this report, I hope it's made public in its entirety otherwise leaks will just get out spinning it however.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 06:03 AM (BbGew)

9 Feinscrunt jumps on the NZ gun ban. Says the US should do the same thing. They are advertising this as a 'ban on assult weapons'. It goes much deeper than that.



Hours after New Zealand announced prohibitions against semiautomatic rifles and shotguns, Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) tweeted the U.S. needs to follow the gun ban example.



When are you going to retire Scrunt?


https://tinyurl.com/y6trwby7

Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

10 Mega stupid. Sweden's employment service demands more muzzie migrants to prop up socialist welfare system, despite the fact that these migrants pay nothing into the system.



https://tinyurl.com/y3bo993m

Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

11 Ramirez


https://tinyurl.com/y6azze96


And that's today.

Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

12
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 23, 2019 06:08 AM (KCxzN)

13 Looks like the SPLC is having a really bad month.

I reel bad for them.


No...really I do.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:09 AM (cqNba)

14 I agree, I want to see the whole report just so I can believe it's done.
And because the liberal reactions will be fun to watch.

Posted by: Meh at March 23, 2019 06:10 AM (Do3fE)

15 Well I got some good news and some bad news from the Doc yesterday. Good news - he doesn't think my vision and eating problems are a return of cancer-III. Bad news its diabetes. My diet just took a radical change.

Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:11 AM (mpXpK)

16 "Good news - he doesn't think my vision and eating problems are a return of cancer-III. Bad news its diabetes. My diet just took a radical change."

Sounds like more good news than bad news.

Good luck with the food management aspect of this.

We don't really want to lose you.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:14 AM (cqNba)

17 Listened to Dana Loesch on the way home, she read the list of Democrats who have made statements about gun grabbing. They all are in on it.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 06:14 AM (BbGew)

18 Listened to Dana Loesch on the way home, she read the list of Democrats who have made statements about gun grabbing. They all are in on it.
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 06:14 AM (BbGew)

Shooter: I'm killing people with guns because I want to spark conflict between pro and anti gun people in the US

Left: WHAT A GREAT IDEA

Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2019 06:18 AM (7PLM4)

19 So our local radio voice was saying after the Mueller Report release that now is the time for Trump to have some humility.

I'm thinking that the President has survived a coup attempt.

Nah....feck the humility.

From the beginning, the left has screeched that they were going to remove him from office, as the stated goal.

All they needed to do was find a reason to do it.

Why?

All because they refused to accept the legitimate results of the 2016 election.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:19 AM (cqNba)

20 We don't really want to lose you.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:14 AM (cqNba)


This.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 06:19 AM (t6MX/)

21 Vic

Well, Huzzah!

Cancer is tough to beat.

With the right diet, exercise, and plenty of sex, diabetes type II can be beat.

Looks like the big guy is looking out for you. Or our prayers helped. Always nice when that happens.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:20 AM (u82oZ)

22 Well, this is special:

The government agency charged with overseeing immigration and passports in the United Kingdom has denied asylum to an Iranian Christian convert from Islam, explaining its verdict is based on its assessment that Christianity is not a "peaceful" religion.

They cite a few passages from the Old Testament to back their assessment. Washington Examiner --

https://tinyurl.com/yylfa2ck

I wonder how many muzzies they reject... (hint, it should be All Of Them on that basis)

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2019 06:21 AM (Z4rgH)

23 And I agree with Village Idiot's Apprentice.

You are the friend we have never meet, but hold up to others when you think of friendship. I have gotten a lot from your posts over the years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:23 AM (u82oZ)

24 England is doomed for Islamic take over.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 06:24 AM (BbGew)

25 You'll be shocked to learn that Racinda Taliban, US Congresscritter, lied about her grandma to lend credence to her Israel hate fest. Algemeiner.com --

https://tinyurl.com/y5l69u37

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2019 06:25 AM (Z4rgH)

26 I wonder how many muzzies they reject... (hint, it should be All Of Them on that basis)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2019 06:21 AM (Z4rgH)

Five bucks says a significant amount of the staff and officers at that department are Muz.

Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2019 06:26 AM (7PLM4)

27 Skip

Hard to see Nigel Farage as Churchill, but he is all they have left, as a leader.


The common people oppressed still yearn for freedom, but the "elites" want them to be slaves.

Rue Britannia.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:27 AM (u82oZ)

28 England is doomed for Islamic take over.
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 06:24 AM (BbGew)

Yeah. People talk about Brexit, but Brexit is a band aid on a severed artery.

The EU didn't start the NHS, and the EU didn't make them forbid parents from taking sick children out of the country. The EU didn't invent the Liverpool Care Pathway. The EU didn't make them cover for Jimmy Savile raping kids or Rotherham. They did all of that by themselves.

Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2019 06:29 AM (7PLM4)

29 Skip

Mark 6:4 covered this 2000 years ago.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:29 AM (u82oZ)

30 I have no shits left to give about RussiaRussiaRussiaRussia.

I can't give a shit anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-ZDKirjQgM

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 06:29 AM (XAYDB)

31 mornin', krak

Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 06:31 AM (ysOGz)

32 If I was an ops planner, I would have a CONPLAN to rescue / evacuate people from Europe. And South Africa.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:31 AM (u82oZ)

33 I have to give Trump credit.

All that time that folk were demanding that he shut down the Mueller Investigation, he ignored them.

Now, for good or for bad, the American people will be able to say that the process was allowed to proceed as it should have.

With no Presidential influence on it.

Trump is pretty lucky to keep accidentally making these good decisions.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:32 AM (cqNba)

34 the release of the mueller report led me to watch some of the msnbc shows. they're desperate and in shock that there are no indictments. they're really panicking, grasping and rationalizing (e.g lawrence o'donnell played a tape of nixon on this day in 1974 telling mitchell to take the 5th and stonewall, and he asked his panelists if they thought mueller was secretly signaling that trump was trying to stonewall his investigation. wow.)

they really live in an alternate universe.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 06:34 AM (Pg+x7)

35 I'd call it the Magic Carpet II plan, and rescue conservatives from the UK and South Africa.

We need to provide safe harbour to the British nuclear forces. And maybe the French forces. Under Ihshallah maintenance, they would fail after 12 years, in any event.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

36

I can't figure out how to do a word strikeout, so I'll just fix this here:

They live in an IMAGINARY universe.

Posted by: squeakywheel at March 23, 2019 06:36 AM (naIxY)

37 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Pretty lucky.

Louis Pasteur was a great scientist with three major discoveries, when 1 is the usual total.

The first two times he rankled as they said to him "You were lucky, Louis." After his third discovery, when they told him he was lucky, he said "Chance favors the prepared mind." I think history left of the terminal word: Bitches.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:38 AM (u82oZ)

38 they really live in an alternate universe.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 06:34 AM (Pg+x7)


They are not news outlets. They are useful idiot purveyors of agit prop, delivered to them by their masters.

They consumed too much of the product?


They can choke on it.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 06:38 AM (t6MX/)

39 ... but i'm cynical enough from this travesty of justice to expect mueller to accuse trump of collusion but he just can't indict him on any specific crime, or any offense he could get a conviction on.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 06:38 AM (Pg+x7)

40 One of our local democratic Maryland politicians was on TV, spouting off that he felt that the American people had a right to know the content of the Mueller Report.

I wonder how he feels to publicly be in agreement with President Trump's stated position on the issue?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:38 AM (cqNba)

41 I can't give a shit anymore.



Posted by: logprof

Constipated eh ?

Bean soup for breakfast lunch and din-din until the logjam is liberated !

Posted by: JT at March 23, 2019 06:38 AM (gW+6p)

42 JT

logprof will blow the doors off his car!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:39 AM (u82oZ)

43 "Bean soup for breakfast lunch and din-din until the logjam is liberated !"

Nah..

Big ole triple serving of Raisin Bran for supper, with whole milk, or half-and-half.

In the morning, you will arise.
With a purposeful step.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:41 AM (cqNba)

44 JT

logprof will blow the doors off his car!
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Until yesterday, I always thought his name was logproof.

I gotta get new glasses.

Posted by: JT at March 23, 2019 06:42 AM (gW+6p)

45 From the fate of nations to GI tract clearance advice in 5 comments. Gotta love the Horde mind.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:43 AM (u82oZ)

46 "From the fate of nations to GI tract clearance advice in 5 comments. Gotta love the Horde mind."






Bewbies.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:45 AM (cqNba)

47 So streissand said Michael was an artist and it was ok he was fukn the childrens

Posted by: corie b at March 23, 2019 06:46 AM (JFO2v)

48 they really live in an alternate universe.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 06:34 AM (Pg+x7


Yes they do. They had created this elaborate fantasy world and it has come crashing down. More of the Kubler-Ross stages of grief. Denial right now, Anger soon at Mueller for "setting them up", and then on to Bargaining because "SDNY will save us", then Depression when they realize that Cohen and Manafort's tax evasion and failure to register as a foreign agent. I doubt they'll ever get to Acceptance.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 23, 2019 06:46 AM (GYAiq)

49 Is the nothingness of the Mueller probe as delightful as the stunned tears of Trump election night?

Posted by: RKae at March 23, 2019 06:46 AM (gpZas)

50 damn soc

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 06:46 AM (JFO2v)

51 49 Is the nothingness of the Mueller probe as delightful as the stunned tears of Trump election night?
Posted by: RKae at March 23, 2019 06:46 AM (gpZas)

I think I will have a stunned tears martini later today!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 06:47 AM (JFO2v)

52 So streissand said Michael was an artist and it was ok he was fukn the childrens

Posted by: corie b

----

Has Whoopie come out yet to tell us that "it wasn't pedophilia-pedophilia"?

Posted by: RKae at March 23, 2019 06:48 AM (gpZas)

53 2 Good Morning Morons, today is Saturday, March 23, 2019. On this day in 1933 the Reichstag passed the Enabling Act of 1933, making Adolf Hitler supreme dictator of Germany.

Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:01 AM (mpXpK)

you know who else was elected by the reischtag as supreme dictator????

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 06:48 AM (JFO2v)

54 At Daily Mail, the top story is about BigNose 'Babs' Streisand, opening her mouth and removing all doubt.

About her idiot status, that is. It seems she thinks that Michael Jackson molesting little boys was okay because A. He had a sexual need and B. He didn't kill any of his victims.

Hey, no harm no foul! I'm not linking it but you all know how to get to DM.

Anyhow, now for a serious question -- Why the fuck does tickets to her concerts sell for upwards of $5,000??? I've listened to a couple of her songs, and wanted a refund on my time. Sad.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2019 06:49 AM (Z4rgH)

55
Bad news its diabetes. My diet just took a radical change.

Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:11 AM


Did he use a word like 'borderline' or anything? From what I remember in the past you ran a weight range from 170 to 190 and were around 5' 10". If I remember correctly.

Unless you've ballooned a lot it shouldn't be too tough to get under control with just watching what you eat and studying some glycemic index charts. There's plenty of very tasty low glycemic food out there. Including meat.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 06:49 AM (jYje5)

56 49 Is the nothingness of the Mueller probe as delightful as the stunned tears of Trump election night?
Posted by: RKae at March 23, 2019 06:46 AM (gpZas)

Similar in quality, but with added features of vindication and retribution.

I did not really wish them ill will in 2016. I put away childish things.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 06:50 AM (t6MX/)

57 2 years and over 40 million dollars spent for nothing.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 06:50 AM (BbGew)

58 8 I still want to see this report, I hope it's made public in its entirety otherwise leaks will just get out spinning it however.
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 06:03 AM (BbGew)

duh thats the plan to leak pieces parts

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 06:50 AM (JFO2v)

59 ... another bizarre scene on msnbc last night was brian williams interview of an historian who described the country as divided between half the people who believe in facts and reality and half who believe in propaganda, and that with the release of the mueller report the deluded will be forced to reconsider - except he somehow meant that the lack of indictments on collusion somehow supported the left.

just bizarre.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 06:51 AM (Pg+x7)

60 Village Idiot's Apprentice

What was I thinking about?

Oh yes, I'm in space directing a Bollywood extravaganza. And the dancers all look like Chitrangda Singh or Katrina Kaif. The hardest pa t of the entire thing is getting transparent space suit tops so her assets are visible in zero gee. Swanning all abound.

BRB.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:51 AM (u82oZ)

61 49 Is the nothingness of the Mueller probe as delightful as the stunned tears of Trump election night?
Posted by: RKae at March 23, 2019 06:46 AM (gpZas)


Yes, yes it is.

Posted by: My life is insanity at March 23, 2019 06:52 AM (Z/jzm)

62 you know who else was elected by the reischtag as supreme dictator????
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 06:48 AM (JFO2v)

Nice.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 06:52 AM (t6MX/)

63 32 If I was an ops planner, I would have a CONPLAN to rescue / evacuate people from Europe. And South Africa.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 06:31 AM (u82oZ

I'd try arming them first...

Posted by: Model_1066 at March 23, 2019 06:52 AM (U3fW+)

64 Cut the carbs and the diabetes may go away.

Posted by: JAS at March 23, 2019 06:55 AM (KOCKb)

65 "Why the fuck does tickets to her concerts sell for upwards of $5,000?"

Why is there musical theater? Why do people watch shows in Las Vegas? Why did Justin Bieber get famous?


People have bad taste and judgement.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 06:55 AM (gNCcC)

66 I'd try arming them first...
Posted by: Model_1066 at March 23, 2019 06:52 AM (U3fW+)

This.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 06:56 AM (t6MX/)

67 Are we celebrating prematurely? No one has seen the report. I'm predicting that Weissman has inserted some juicy insinuations that will feed the media and democrats for quite a while.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:56 AM (H8QX8)

68 Big ole triple serving of Raisin Bran for supper, with whole milk, or half-and-half.

In the morning, you will arise.
With a purposeful step.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:41 AM (cqNba)

damn I read that as Russian Bran!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

69 Vic, I see what you mean. It could've been worse.

Methinks diabetes is no match for you.

Posted by: creeper at March 23, 2019 06:57 AM (vq6Gm)

70 "damn I read that as Russian Bran!"

It works, either way.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:57 AM (cqNba)

71 strikeout? [ s ] [ / s ]

Posted by: JAS at March 23, 2019 06:59 AM (KOCKb)

72 57 2 years and over 40 million dollars spent for nothing.
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 06:50 AM (BbGew)

war on poverty 50 years and $22 Trillion and.....not a fikn thing

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 06:59 AM (JFO2v)

73 "No one has seen the report. I'm predicting that Weissman has inserted
some juicy insinuations that will feed the media and democrats for quite
a while"


One of the reasons Barr shouldn't release the whole thing. I would be okay with Trump and Barr saying were not releasing all of it because the Democrat Party and media are not responsible enough to see it.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 06:59 AM (gNCcC)

74 @67. If the past two years teaches anything, they will plain make stuff up, contrary to available facts, and their moonbats will believe them. TuCa last night cited 67% Ds believe Russia actually impacted 2016 vote totals.

Fuck 'em. I'm celebrating.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 07:00 AM (t6MX/)

75 70 "damn I read that as Russian Bran!"

It works, either way.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:57 AM (cqNba)

2 scoops of sawdust and grapevine bark

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:01 AM (JFO2v)

76
Cut the carbs and the diabetes may go away.

Posted by: JAS at March 23, 2019 06:55 AM


You don't have to eliminate them completely, but portion control is critical. There's kinda two elements, knowing the numbers on the glycemic index and the 'load'. Which would be the quantity. For instance a baked potato is really bad, so you only eat one half or one third. Or eliminate it and find substitutes.

Ice cream is surprisingly neutral, again in small quantities.

But studying the chart - and there are plenty available on the internet - is critical. Once that's committed to memory, it's easy peasy to stay away from the foods near the top and stay in the low to middle range.

If the man can manage a nuke, he can manage his blood sugar with ease.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 07:03 AM (jYje5)

77 74 @67. If the past two years teaches anything, they will plain make stuff up,

Why I say kill the Fed Election Council If HArry ass redi can lie about Mittens and Schittforbrain can lie about proof of russiarussia then fuck it all!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:04 AM (JFO2v)

78 IIANM, Barr cannot release the whole thing. There are innocent people named in it. He will summarize it.

Posted by: JAS at March 23, 2019 07:04 AM (KOCKb)

79 If the man can manage a nuke, he can manage his blood sugar with ease.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 07:03 AM (jYje5)

try beef and vodka for 30 day!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:05 AM (JFO2v)

80 2 years and over 40 million dollars spent for nothing.
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 06:50 AM (BbGew)

They should have come to me first. I'd have found no collusion for only $35 million.

Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2019 07:05 AM (7PLM4)

81 Read the book "The South Beach Diet."

Posted by: JAS at March 23, 2019 07:05 AM (KOCKb)

82 78 IIANM, Barr cannot release the whole thing. There are innocent people named in it. He will summarize it.
Posted by: JAS at March 23, 2019 07:04 AM (KOCKb)

mainly PDT!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:05 AM (JFO2v)

83 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2019 07:06 AM (wA4OO)

84 Nic @ 76...

Nice.

Posted by: creeper at March 23, 2019 07:06 AM (vq6Gm)

85 I bet the doctor told you to cut down on the brown.

Posted by: JAS at March 23, 2019 07:06 AM (KOCKb)

86 There are innocent people named in it.
Posted by: JAS at March 23, 2019 07:04 AM (KOCKb)

Wouldn't that be everyone?

Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2019 07:06 AM (7PLM4)

87
Doesn't look like the anarchists and antifa came out to play in Paris this week. Looks kinda empty, actually:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8fkyIln6IQ

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 07:06 AM (jYje5)

88 I see madcow was crying like her prom slacks got period stains

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:08 AM (JFO2v)

89 Gooooood morning USA!!

Looking into how you go about cornering the market on certain consumables around here.

Lemme see,
Popcorn
Mr Straw's favorite beverage
Whatever spices and condiments to best with crow.

They never thought she'd lose.

'If he wins we're all going to have roles around our necks.'

And Schiff is Schiffing all over himself because he's in it up to his eyeballs? Connection to Standard Hotel in his district? NXIVM just tip of the iceberg?

It's okay. Have at it. Wouldn't be the first time I've been seen as a looney bird.
Yes, well before all of the "The masks are coming off" comments started showing up.

And thank Qou to all of those true patriots out there who have been working so hard and risking so much to bring it about.

Especially you Mr President!!!

Posted by: teej at March 23, 2019 07:08 AM (NUb9I)

90 Trump JR collusiontruthers! ha

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:09 AM (JFO2v)

91 I hope to see it on WikiLeaks.

Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2019 07:09 AM (25Dt7)

92 {{{creeper}}}

Good to see you post. Has spring reached your hill yet? And based on my last post (#60) I am NOT thinking of you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 07:09 AM (u82oZ)

93 I see madcow was crying like her prom slacks got period stains
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:08 AM (JFO2v)

Weeping on national television because you found out that the President ISN'T a traitor.

Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2019 07:10 AM (7PLM4)

94 The time and money wasted on this farce could actually be the greatest reelection ad for the god-emperor, but quit whining about the money spent. There's more lost to fraud in five minutes in any agency you care to name. The Democrats let the gimp out of the crawlspace, and he's running loose in the neighborhood. Trump needs to hammer the Dems as the obstinate, unprincipled anal polyps of yesteryear.

Posted by: Model_1066 at March 23, 2019 07:10 AM (U3fW+)

95 "Chance favors the prepared mind"

I think for the most part you make your own luck. Chance is like a traffic jam that makes you go another way.

Good morning yall. 23 years with the Mrs today. Man was she lucky.

Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 07:10 AM (UdKB7)

96 Me too

Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 07:10 AM (UdKB7)

97 try beef and vodka for 30 day!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:05

That's almost good advice

Good luck vic!
You know what I recommend

Posted by: VMs phone at March 23, 2019 07:11 AM (dm05u)

98 {{{ teej }}}

Did you do any ice fishing this winter?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 07:11 AM (u82oZ)

99 Why all this Russian to judgement there must be years of fears left to plow through...Adam Schiff (the dog ate my brains)

Posted by: saf at March 23, 2019 07:12 AM (5IHGB)

100 If the man can manage a nuke, he can manage his blood sugar with ease.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 07:03 AM (jYje5)

try beef and vodka for 30 day!
Posted by: rhennigantx

after Lent!

Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2019 07:12 AM (25Dt7)

101 ha!

Federal Election Commission (FEC) notes that three members of the Sanders campaign are foreign nationals, which appears to be a violation of federal election laws that prohibit foreign interference.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:12 AM (JFO2v)

102 Hay, Salty. I see you're back outta your bunk. ;-)


Bartlett pears and daffodils are blooming. No sign of dogwood. Holding on for that.

Posted by: creeper at March 23, 2019 07:12 AM (vq6Gm)

103 Looked a game of sudoku ago on YouTube for Paris protests, guess it was to early. Last week the banners on the media coverage were kinda hinting it was the big debate and the end.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 07:13 AM (BbGew)

104 after Lent!
Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2019 07:12 AM (25Dt7)

or just the sundays

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:13 AM (JFO2v)

105 Let's not forget which witch started this witch hunt!

Posted by: itsacookbook at March 23, 2019 07:13 AM (yPxXc)

106 Trump should tweet, "Maybe you should investigate Uranium One" in Cyrillic just to troll all these dickheads.

Posted by: Vanya at March 23, 2019 07:14 AM (7PLM4)

107 creeper

We have no flowers. The cold just ended.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 07:14 AM (u82oZ)

108 Good morning yall. 23 years with the Mrs today. Man was she lucky.
Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 07:10 AM (UdKB7)

you up to half your life yet?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:14 AM (JFO2v)

109 Good day in Pa. Trump/Russia probe over, with no new indictments and former democrat Pa Attorney General Kathleen Kane is disbarred.

Posted by: Redenzo at March 23, 2019 07:15 AM (14qvS)

110 nooses dammitt. Not roles.
Okay auto-c, soon as I figure out how,, off with your head.

Posted by: teej at March 23, 2019 07:16 AM (NUb9I)

111 Did you do any ice fishing this winter?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 07:11 AM (u82oZ)


Yeah, I did. Whiskey and Coke is an excellent bait.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2019 07:16 AM (Z4rgH)

112 Had another delightful dinner at IKEA last night.

Swedish meatball dinner is like $5.39.

Real food
Real plate
Real silverware.


A better value is hard to find.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 07:17 AM (cqNba)

113 Salty, I'll send you some rain. Maybe that'll help.

Actually, it's been gorgeous for two weeks. Drippy and rainy today, but still in the 60's.

Wishing Spring upon you soon.

Posted by: creeper at March 23, 2019 07:18 AM (vq6Gm)

114 Cut the carbs and the diabetes may go away.

Posted by: JAS at March 23, 2019 06:55 AM

You don't have to eliminate them completely, but portion control is critical. There's kinda two elements, knowing the numbers on the glycemic index and the 'load'. Which would be the quantity. For instance a baked potato is really bad, so you only eat one half or one third. Or eliminate it and find substitutes.

Ice cream is surprisingly neutral, again in small quantities.

But studying the chart - and there are plenty available on the internet - is critical. Once that's committed to memory, it's easy peasy to stay away from the foods near the top and stay in the low to middle range.

If the man can manage a nuke, he can manage his blood sugar with ease.
Posted by: Newest Nic

Another example are substitutes, generally pasta is bad. But, you can buy on the regular supermarket shelf high protein (17g) and high fiber pasta. I mix one package of each, the kids can't tell the difference. Minimal cost over the cheap store brand - but not insane.

I just had a pile of it, old pre-diabetes massive American sized portion, with 3 eggs scrambled in with bacon and hot peppers. Reheated in the pan with the bacon fat, of course. Didn't feel it at all.

Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2019 07:18 AM (25Dt7)

115 Cam Newton is giving up sex for a month to make himself "mentally stronger".

It won't be easy. In fact, "It's hard" Newton said

Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 07:18 AM (UdKB7)

116 A better value is hard to find.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Problem is, the store is an oyster bed for cash. I walk in and come out 300 dollars poorer.

Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2019 07:20 AM (25Dt7)

117 creeper

Thank you. Actually, we have plenty of subsoil moisture, but need the temps to hit 70℉.

Then **Spring**.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 07:20 AM (u82oZ)

118
The Yellow Vests -- more likely the anarchists and antifa types -- really wrecked havoc on the premier shopping district ( Champs Elysee ) in Paris last week. Busted windows for like an entire block.

I doubt the police are gonna take any shit this week.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 07:20 AM (jYje5)

119 Jean

That is an excellent description of IKEA.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 07:22 AM (u82oZ)

120 "Problem is, the store is an oyster bed for cash. I walk in and come out 300 dollars poorer."

Yup...that can happen.

On the other hand, we went specifically for dinner, and to get several packs of six plastic plates to put the feline family members meals on.
Perfect weight, with just the right lip height to keep the food under control.

Dinner, including a salad for Mrs VIA's meal was like $15.00

The plates were marked down from $3.29 to 99 cents.

And Mrs VIA grabbed a dollar frozen yogurt cone on the way out the door.

A win-win, all the way around.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 07:24 AM (cqNba)

121 Congrats freaked!!
Longer than I made it,,, either time.
Though did get hit with a perfect storm the second time around. And it was perfect for well over a decade. Absolutely perfect.

Hiya NaCly.
Nope. No ice fishing.
But I do think the walleye are going to be slow dancing starting this week.
Then the white bass.
Then the crappie.
And the big ol' blue cats.
Of course music season is kicking in for us now too so...
Winery gig at favorite place next Sat.

Posted by: teej at March 23, 2019 07:24 AM (NUb9I)

122 The Democrats' next big hope is that we have a recession before 2020. It seems that if it's bad for the country it's good for the Dems.

Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 07:26 AM (UdKB7)

123 105 Let's not forget which witch started this witch hunt!
Posted by: itsacookbook at March 23, 2019 07:13 AM (yPxXc)

Yes.

Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 07:26 AM (ysOGz)

124 So how many times did media say Mueller Mueller was going to be fired on Monday??

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:27 AM (JFO2v)

125 "The Democrats' next big hope is that we have a recession before 2020. It seems that if it's bad for the country it's good for the Dems."

Already started.

Someone smarter than me needs to explain why gasoline prices have jumped 60 cents in the last 10 days.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 07:29 AM (cqNba)

126
Another example are substitutes, generally pasta is bad.

Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2019 07:18 AM


There's some interesting little tidbits of information when you really drill down into the glycemic index. Like under-cooked pasta ( al dente or whatever it's called ) is better (much lower) then fully cooked. Of course, it tastes like crap to me.

The main problem is modern processed foods like white bread and white rice are really bad. But the alternatives taste like crap.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 07:30 AM (jYje5)

127 Bad news its diabetes. My diet just took a radical change.

Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:11 AM

Did he use a word like 'borderline' or anything? From what I remember in the past you ran a weight range from 170 to 190 and were around 5' 10". If I remember correctly.

Unless you've ballooned a lot it shouldn't be too tough to get under control with just watching what you eat and studying some glycemic index charts. There's plenty of very tasty low glycemic food out there. Including meat.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 06:49 AM (jYje5)


I had type 2 and got it under control strictly by giving up soft drinks and eating salads with lunchmeat in them instead of sammiches. Mrs H still serves tons of pasta (because she's addicted to that shit and life's not fair that it was me instead of her with the problem) but those two simple changes, plus minimizing sweets to an extent, were all it took. You might have it worse though because my vision isn't fucked up and a retina specialist gave me a clean bill of health.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2019 07:31 AM (y7DUB)

128
Someone smarter than me needs to explain why gasoline prices have jumped 60 cents in the last 10 days.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 07:29 AM


I don't know if I'm smarter, but when the refineries do the seasonal switchover to 'summer blends' they usually spike the price to cover their costs.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 07:31 AM (jYje5)

129 "I don't know if I'm smarter, but when the refineries do the seasonal switchover to 'summer blends' they usually spike the price to cover their costs."

I'm used to that.

But this seems to be a rather aggressive spike going on right now.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 07:32 AM (cqNba)

130
Already started.



Someone smarter than me needs to explain why gasoline prices have jumped 60 cents in the last 10 days.


Rising gas prices are usually a sign of a strong economy, not a weak one.

Of course, the economy worldwide is in a funk, but we've still got good growth and I'm not sure how that disparity will work its way down to the gas price.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 07:33 AM (oVJmc)

131 Someone smarter than me needs to explain why gasoline prices have jumped 60 cents in the last 10 days.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 07:29 AM

I don't know if I'm smarter, but when the refineries do the seasonal switchover to 'summer blends' they usually spike the price to cover their costs.
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It's also spring break so lots of people traveling. They always raise prices on holidays for some weird reason....

Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 07:34 AM (UUBmN)

132 So how many times did media say Mueller Mueller was going to be fired on Monday??
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:27 AM (JFO2v)


Those fuckheads are on a Joe DiMaggio streak of being wrong about everything. What an embarrassing dogshit profession.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2019 07:34 AM (y7DUB)

133 Already started.

Someone smarter than me needs to explain why gasoline prices have jumped 60 cents in the last 10 days.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 07:29 AM (cqNba)

High school and college spring break March-April. Then Memorial Day. Summer travel. July 4th. Then Labor Day. Then they begin to decrease.

Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 07:34 AM (tRLIC)

134 Someone smarter than me needs to explain why gasoline prices have jumped 60 cents in the last 10 days.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 07:29 AM (cqNba)

demand
spring summer blends

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:35 AM (JFO2v)

135 I'm not smart, just a high functioning retard.

Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 07:36 AM (tRLIC)

136 congrats freaked!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2019 07:40 AM (dm05u)

137 >>>With the right diet, exercise, and plenty of sex, diabetes type II can be beat.

The sex can be a mixed bag. Sure, it helps with the diabetes, but the rectal bleeding can be a b*tch. Be sure to insist on plenty of lube.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 23, 2019 07:41 AM (DgnZv)

138 wow SPLC is a race scam! so now we move on to reparations!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:41 AM (JFO2v)

139 Streisand says of Michael Jackson's victims:

"They both married and they both have children, so it didn't kill them"

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger eh Babs? Maybe Juan Manuel Flores Del Toro can have his way with your ass sometime to enhance your quality of life.

Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 07:41 AM (UdKB7)

140 @135

What will be always missing is the Noble prize for rationality.

They will become of the craziest things, but nothing will be awarded for common sense even when it is lost.

Posted by: 20190323 at March 23, 2019 07:42 AM (lpSt8)

141 Price of gas. Usually they slowly increase the price from now till Memorial Day weekend, not this time. The price of crude is still at only 60 bucks. Something else is going on, maybe the producers are just seeing how much they can push it.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 07:42 AM (gNCcC)

142 @135-

Have to disagree.

I've been around this place for over a decade. In my experience, with the exception of the moby and troll types, you're all smart in one way or another.

And anyone who hasn't learned something from someone or another hasn't been paying attention.

Posted by: teej at March 23, 2019 07:43 AM (NUb9I)

143 If there was anything bad in the Mueller report, it would have been leaked, because those assholes leaked everything.

And they wouldn't have done weeks of lowering expectations, and submitted the report late on the Friday of kollidge basskitbawl season.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 07:43 AM (oVJmc)

144 Eric Swalwell says people will not accept Mueller report!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:44 AM (JFO2v)

145 'congrats freaked!'

Thank you all. You know of course that it's Mrs f'd that deserves the congratulations. And a medal.

Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 07:44 AM (UdKB7)

146 Pretty soon gas prices here in Ahia will jump because Mike DeRINO is out to raise gas taxes, something I don't recall in any of his campaign promises. Maybe I should cut him some slack because it's probably going, at least in part, to pay for Katshit's Medicaid expansion which that lying fuck said would pay for itself (at least until he was out of office), but this is typical GOPe bait and switch horseshit so fuck him in particular.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2019 07:44 AM (y7DUB)

147 10 Mega stupid. Sweden's employment service demands more muzzie migrants to prop up socialist welfare system, despite the fact that these migrants pay nothing into the system.



https://tinyurl.com/y3bo993m

Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:04 AM (mpXpK

I think they really mean to say, that the bureaucrats or pols want more bribes from Soros or muslim dictators.

Posted by: CN at March 23, 2019 07:44 AM (U7k5w)

148 SCREAMING Fox chyron this am: Panicked cucks and other seditionists scramble for dwindling supplies of anal jelly.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 23, 2019 07:45 AM (GsU6a)

149 The government agency charged with overseeing immigration and passports in the United Kingdom has denied asylum to an Iranian Christian convert from Islam, explaining its verdict is based on its assessment that Christianity is not a "peaceful" religion.

Christianity has a horrible record on oppressing those with alternative sexualities.

I wish they could be more enlightened, like Afghanistan or Indonesia. I shouldn't have to fly all the way out there to legally have a little fun.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 23, 2019 07:46 AM (DgnZv)

150 ha!

Schiff said Friday that his committee might subpoena special counsel Robert Mueller

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:47 AM (JFO2v)

151

Bill Mahered says "he doesn't need the Mueller report to know he's a traitor. I have a TV"

Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 07:47 AM (UdKB7)

152 SCREAMING Fox chyron this am: Panicked cucks and other seditionists scramble for dwindling supplies of anal jelly.

Mr. President, we cannot allow a mineshaft gap!

Posted by: Sen. Corey Booker at March 23, 2019 07:47 AM (oVJmc)

153 127: Good strategy. I used to like to explain type II as sort of out eating what your pancreas could produce.

Posted by: CN at March 23, 2019 07:48 AM (U7k5w)

154 Congrats, freaked. If keeping a marriage working was easy divorce attorneys would be shoveling shit or something else more appropriate to their station in life.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2019 07:48 AM (y7DUB)

155 Bill Mahered says "he doesn't need the Mueller report to know he's a traitor. I have a TV"

The Reality-Based Community, ladies and germs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 07:49 AM (oVJmc)

156 149: If denying asylum to an actually persecuted individual (instead of future persecutors) doesn't explain that the Western leaders are being paid off and are terrified of violent repercussions, nothing will. They are pissing their pants daily worried about when the shit will hit the fan and the peaceful immigrants will start murdering.

Posted by: CN at March 23, 2019 07:51 AM (U7k5w)

157 Love your pancreas. Give it a vacation.

Posted by: JAS at March 23, 2019 07:52 AM (KOCKb)

158 they really live in an alternate universe.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 06:34 AM (Pg+x7)

===

This is an important point. Because it means using facts, reason, logic, and the like to engage with these people is pointless.

Reports, investigations, and findings similarly will not mean much.

All that matters is the cause.

And good morning.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2019 07:53 AM (EZebt)

159 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2019 07:54 AM (Zz0t1)

160 159 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 23, 2019 07:54 AM (Zz0t1)

Good one, Sponge.

Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 07:55 AM (ysOGz)

161 15 Well I got some good news and some bad news from the Doc yesterday. Good news - he doesn't think my vision and eating problems are a return of cancer-III. Bad news its diabetes. My diet just took a radical change.

Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 06:11 AM (mpXpK)
_____

Good luck to you. It can be handled; my wife has it, and has adapted.

Blessings.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 07:55 AM (VaN/j)

162 The government agency charged with overseeing immigration and
passports in the United Kingdom has denied asylum to an Iranian
Christian convert from Islam, explaining its verdict is based on its
assessment that Christianity is not a "peaceful" religion.



The Church of England is a Christian church (officially).


Open the door, Nigel.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 07:56 AM (oVJmc)

163 Vic, it's ok to eat fat. It will help you adjust to cutting out carbs.
Saying this because a lot if docs and dieticians are still irrationally fat-phobic.

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2019 07:59 AM (dm05u)

164 Streisand says of Michael Jackson's victims:

"They both married and they both have children, so it didn't kill them"

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger eh Babs?


She's my icon! She knows better than to piss off her fan base.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 23, 2019 08:00 AM (DgnZv)

165 I can't believe Trump hasn't Tweeted about Mueller yet.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 08:01 AM (gNCcC)

166 When fat is cut from foods, carbs are usually added. Look at the difference on labels of low fat foods vs the regular version. Use real butter, whole milk, heavy cream, etc. In the long run it's better for you.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 08:02 AM (UUBmN)

167 165 I can't believe Trump hasn't Tweeted about Mueller yet.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 08:01 AM (gNCcC)

Trump hasn't run out of popcorn yet

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 23, 2019 08:02 AM (dm05u)

168 22 Well, this is special:

The government agency charged with overseeing immigration and passports in the United Kingdom has denied asylum to an Iranian Christian convert from Islam, explaining its verdict is based on its assessment that Christianity is not a "peaceful" religion.

They cite a few passages from the Old Testament to back their assessment. Washington Examiner --

https://tinyurl.com/yylfa2ck

I wonder how many muzzies they reject... (hint, it should be All Of Them on that basis)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 23, 2019 06:21 AM (Z4rgH)
______

That truly boggles the mind. One trouble with the UK is that the kickback is stalled because Labour has become so bizarre, that it insulates the establishment TINOs. Of course, that would be true here, but our system "broke down" so we got Trump.

If we had a PM chosen by Congress, we'd have gotten, assuming the last set of candidates, probably Dondi. Certainly not Trump (or Cruz, either.)

OTOH, it did have the virtue of allowing a totally worthless dweeb to be chucked in 1940, in favor of Churchill.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 08:02 AM (VaN/j)

169 Good morning, Horde. I had the most wonderful dream last night.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:02 AM (t+qrx)

170 127: Good strategy. I used to like to explain type II as sort of out eating what your pancreas could produce.
Posted by: CN at March 23, 2019 07:48 AM (U7k5w)


That's a good way to think of it. I went to see a nutritionist on my own dime (fortunately a smoking hawt South African ex-pat with obviously good eating habits) and she effectively laid out good practices and what to avoid. It was all very much common sense but gave me a good reality check.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2019 08:03 AM (y7DUB)

171 Time for Mueller to retire and go away.

His tongue bath from Jim Comey awaits.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2019 08:03 AM (Z+IKu)

172 Trump is pretty lucky to keep accidentally making these good decisions.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 06:32 AM (cqNba)
_____

Sort pf a mirror image of the way Obama was so often - and unexpectedly - plagued by bad luck.

Life just isn't fair, even for Lightwalkers and Literally Hitlers.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 08:04 AM (VaN/j)

173 165 I can't believe Trump hasn't Tweeted about Mueller yet.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 08:01 AM (gNCcC)

He's playing the long game, here. That is what he does better than most.

Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 08:07 AM (ysOGz)

174 IMO, Mueller would be one of the last folks libs would want subpoenaed and testifying under oath. YMMV.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at March 23, 2019 08:07 AM (vQUp6)

175 Gas is around $2.70 here, haven't figured out why either

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:07 AM (BbGew)

176 169 Good morning, Horde. I had the most wonderful dream last night.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:02 AM (t+qrx)
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Can you share it with us? Or will that break the spell?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 08:08 AM (kQs4Y)

177 Official diabetic diets are low fat because, they say, of the risk of heart disease diabetics face.

They never address the fact that the entire disease is a difficulty processing carbohydrates. And that, if you manage carbs, the diabetes is reversable.


It's a truly crazy policy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 08:08 AM (oVJmc)

178 I like that the complaint now is that Trump might feel vindicated by the two year, $20M+ investigation proving that he was not only innocent but likely the most honest president we've had in most of our lifetimes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:09 AM (nDOs4)

179 I've been reading Louise Mensch's twitter the last hour. She is bordering on going full Kurtz.

Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 08:09 AM (tRLIC)

180 Hogmartin, if you don't tell us now you might not remember most of it in another five minutes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:09 AM (nDOs4)

181 Someone smarter than me needs to explain why gasoline prices have jumped 60 cents in the last 10 days.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
________

My best explanation is that gas prices have been lower that what they should have been for at least a couple of months. Crude oil got cheaper, so a lagging decrease in gasoline prices followed. Now crude is up again but the gas increase is just now catching up.

My rule of thumb is to divide the price of crude by 23.1 to find what a gallon of gas "should" be. It's within a penny or two now where I fill up.

(Disclaimers: I don't fancy myself smarter than you, and I really don't know the reason why.)

Posted by: FireHorse at March 23, 2019 08:10 AM (4Ud3/)

182 Morning all....

Bret Baier looks like he's had too much eye cosmetic surgery.

Also...Gabe Malor is a smug sonofa.....

Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2019 08:10 AM (cF8AT)

183 Maher's statement reminds me of something Tommy Smothers said. "I'm an American. I didn't have to see something to know it's stupid".


He said that in their routine about "Paint Your Wagon"

Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 08:11 AM (UdKB7)

184 I can't believe Trump hasn't Tweeted about Mueller yet.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 08:01 AM (gNCcC)


Like all great presidents, he's busy checking to see how his brackets are this morning. If anything important happens, a ferret will appear and tell him

Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2019 08:11 AM (8ikIW)

185 175 Gas is around $2.70 here, haven't figured out why either


I've read that there are two refinery fires going on plus maintenance, seasonal blend switchover and spring break travel. Add it all up. Supply and demand strikes again.

I've also read there was an oversupply of what just blend they needed to get rid of.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 23, 2019 08:11 AM (7ZQe3)

186 In the absence of Trump Twitter:

Sean Davis has this:

We're getting pretty close to Fire Can't Melt Steel territory from the collusion truthers.

Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 08:12 AM (ysOGz)

187 It's almost as if the gas stations and oil companies want more of our money.... or something.

Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 08:12 AM (tRLIC)

188 Trump should tweet "Mission Accomplished, Vlad" and watch the Left immolate.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 08:12 AM (oVJmc)

189 Someone smarter than me needs to explain why gasoline prices have jumped 60 cents in the last 10 days.



Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


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The one that I never got was why prices increased well before events that would cause supply to drop.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:12 AM (nDOs4)

190 Winter blend, that is

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 23, 2019 08:12 AM (7ZQe3)

191 Carp.

"I DON'T have to see something to know it's stupid"

Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 08:12 AM (UdKB7)

192 I was diagnosed with Type 2 diabetes 5 years ago. Stopped drinking regular soda, started exercising, limited processed food and heavy carbs to the occasional cheat meal, and started a relatively low dose of Metformin - 250 mg 2x/day. A1C now at 5.2% lost 40 pounds and feeling much better. Good luck Vic - you can do it!

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at March 23, 2019 08:12 AM (vQUp6)

193 The government agency charged with overseeing immigration and passports in the United Kingdom has denied asylum to an Iranian Christian convert from Islam, explaining its verdict is based on its assessment that Christianity is not a "peaceful" religion.

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So the UK will no longer be accepting any immigrant, refugee or otherwise, if they're Christian? WOW

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 23, 2019 08:12 AM (JoUsr)

194 88 I see madcow was crying like her prom slacks got period stains
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 07:08 AM (JFO2v)
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Didn't Twatter or one of our other Overlords ban that?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 08:13 AM (VaN/j)

195 Can you share it with us? Or will that break the spell?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 08:08 AM (kQs4Y)


All the smug bastards realized how petulant and childish they look and picked themselves up, dabbed their loser tears, and tried to see what it would be like if they cared more about the country and the people who live in it than about their own little tantrums.

And then Dana Loesch floated through my bedroom window only she had Dan Bongino's face and squawked GET OFF THE PHONE YOU DOPE at me in Mark Levin's voice. But I'm pretty sure that part doesn't mean anything.

How are you doing this morning? Got anything planned for the weekend?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:14 AM (t+qrx)

196 IMO, Mueller would be one of the last folks libs would want subpoenaed and testifying under oath. YMMV.
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at March 23, 2019 08:07 AM (vQUp6)


They're all fucking retards to have believed this errant nonsense in the first place, particularly with access to intel that would reveal what a house of cards the charade was. You would think at some point self preservation would make them turn on the authors of this shitpile unless they're all complicit, which I firmly believe about some GOPe traitors.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2019 08:14 AM (y7DUB)

197 Wife has ABC news on in the background.

They keep repeating and repeating and repeating "Russia collusion" "collusion" "conspiracy" as if they were trying to convince themselves that, yes, the Muller Report is just a bad dream.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 23, 2019 08:14 AM (T09ml)

198 Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Schadenfreude is a dish best served microwaved, with whipped cream and Hershey's syrup.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at March 23, 2019 08:15 AM (T09ml)

199 Gas was $1 in my part of the world in 1990. That's under $2 in 2019
money. Now that we're a provider of oil our own gas is somehow fifty to
seventy cents more expensive than back when we weren't.

I'd be interested in how that works.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:17 AM (nDOs4)

200 Made a Dutch Baby ( that's what wife says it is) by frying apples in a cast iron pan in butter then poured batter on top ( had a mixture of Bisquick and Cinnamon Oat Kodiak mix) cooking on stove top until guessing bottom was done then finishing in oven on bake then broiling a couple minutes to brown top. Had with breakfast sausage, too good.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:17 AM (BbGew)

201 The media is so busy feeling sorry for themselves they seem to have overlooked that the Syrian government is announcing the total elimination of the caliphate in Syria this morning.

Seems like kind of a big deal to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 08:17 AM (/tuJf)

202 Didn't Twatter or one of our other Overlords ban that?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 08:13 AM (VaN/j)

near tears

https://dailycaller.com/2019/03/22/rachel-maddow-tears-mueller-report/

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:18 AM (JFO2v)

203 Now that we're a provider of oil our own gas is somehow fifty to
seventy cents more expensive than back when we weren't.

I'd be interested in how that works.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:17 AM (nDOs4)


Oh, it's super boring, I'm sure you wouldn't care about that at all.

Posted by: Gretchen Whitmer at March 23, 2019 08:18 AM (t+qrx)

204 Holy crap, "news" anchors are crying over the President of the United States NOT being a Russian agent?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:19 AM (nDOs4)

205 I was only asleep for a few hours, I promise! And the sidebar exploded with content.

Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 08:19 AM (OiC69)

206 Morning all!

Hey Vic.

There's an app for Android and Apple phones called My Fitness Pal

You punch in what you've eaten and it tells you your totals for the day.. calories, carbs, fiber, etc. etc..

Its database is very extensive and it knows about most brand name and restaurant foods.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 23, 2019 08:19 AM (438dO)

207 I was warned a couple of years ago cut out sugar, dropped a Coke a day habit like a hot rock, do try to avoid when I can like starting work before my favorite donut shop even opens.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:19 AM (BbGew)

208 201 The media is so busy feeling sorry for themselves they seem to have overlooked that the Syrian government is announcing the total elimination of the caliphate in Syria this morning.

Seems like kind of a big deal to me.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 08:17 AM (/tuJf)

now we need to hunt down a few of the survivors and kill them throw an ace on the dead rotting bodies

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:20 AM (JFO2v)

209 Decades tv network is showing reruns of Norm Crosby's Comedy Shop from the early 70s. I just saw Larry Storch in an outfit that made him look like the gayest hairdresser that ever gayed a gay. They're all wearing unbuttoned wing collars, big lapels, rainbow colors, and sequins.

The 70s were a fashion nightmare.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 08:20 AM (oVJmc)

210 'Made a Dutch Baby'

I'm glad you explained that in detail leaving no room for our demented imaginations.

Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 08:21 AM (UdKB7)

211 Its database is very extensive and it knows about most brand name and restaurant foods.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 23, 2019 08:19 AM (438dO)

is count chocula and titos listed?

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:21 AM (JFO2v)

212 On this day in 1933 the Reichstag passed the Enabling Act of 1933, making Adolf Hitler supreme dictator of Germany.

Oh, you really must tell the Left that. This could be the best day!

Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 08:21 AM (OiC69)

213 Gas was as low as 69 cents at the QT in Athens Ga in 1998-1999.

Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 08:21 AM (tRLIC)

214 Back then it wasn't gay Mr Peebles.

/s

Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 08:22 AM (UdKB7)

215 I still want to see this report, I hope it's made public

I don't. I want to see the bullshit that they based the need for the report on. Dossier, FISA, etc.

Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 08:22 AM (OiC69)

216 near tears

https://dailycaller.com/2019/03/22/rachel-maddow-tears-mueller-report/
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:18 AM (JFO2v)


"For everything that we've been through as a country," she said, "For every kind of trial and challenge and intrigue and embarrassment and scandal that we have been through as a nation, we haven't ever had to reckon with the possibility that somebody has ascended to the presidency of the United States to serve the interests of another country rather than our own."

Well she should be happy, then. Now she doesn't have to worry her little cashew-faced head about that, because it was never true.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:23 AM (t+qrx)

217 213 Gas was as low as 69 cents at the QT in Athens Ga in 1998-1999.
Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 08:21 AM (tRLIC)

I remember 45 then it went to 55

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:23 AM (JFO2v)

218 How are you doing this morning? Got anything planned for the weekend?
Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:14 AM (t+qrx)
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You need to learn lucid dreaming techniques and really explore this dreamscape.

Me? Well, I had plans, but I need to see if this sniffle is going to develop into a full-blown snotfest before I go to the movie theater.

Hey, Apollo 11 is still playing here -- has it shown up in your theaters yet?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 08:23 AM (kQs4Y)

219 Gas was $1 in my part of the world in 1990. That's under $2 in 2019

money. Now that we're a provider of oil our own gas is somehow fifty to

seventy cents more expensive than back when we weren't.


According to usinflationcalculator.com, $1 in 1979 is worth $3.48 in 2019.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 08:23 AM (oVJmc)

220 The media is so busy feeling sorry for themselves they seem to have overlooked that the Syrian government is announcing the total elimination of the caliphate in Syria this morning.

Barky McFuckstick and his sidekick Brennan must be in tears.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 23, 2019 08:23 AM (joPfj)

221 The media is so busy feeling sorry for themselves they seem to have overlooked that the Syrian government is announcing the total elimination of the caliphate in Syria this morning.

Seems like kind of a big deal to me.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 08:17 AM (/tuJf)


I can remember when our MFM betters were constantly harping on our exclusive fixation on domestic politics and ignoring what was going on in more enlightened locales. I guess I'm really old.

It would have been a big deal to them in 2009-16, though.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2019 08:23 AM (y7DUB)

222 Holy crap, "news" anchors are crying over the President of the United States NOT being a Russian agent?

He used to be a Democrat! We just thought, you know...

Posted by: Dems at March 23, 2019 08:25 AM (QrTqV)

223 Has anyone awoken Jeff Van Sessions and told him the news yet?

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2019 08:25 AM (Z+IKu)

224 Would not be surprised to see Brett Baier start advertising Admiral Kristol's Cuck Cruise during the Fox panel next week.

Baier be butt hurt this am--Never Trumper that he is.

All these enablers of sedition need to be set adrift on Kristol's USS Cuck--- to never be seen on TV again.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 23, 2019 08:26 AM (GsU6a)

225
I'd be interested in how that works.

Posted by:
Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed
wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:17 AM (nDOs4


My guess is that refinery capacity has not kept up with demand, and other like supply bottlenecks.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 23, 2019 08:26 AM (GYAiq)

226 According to usinflationcalculator.com, $1 in 1979 is worth $3.48 in 2019.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 08:23 AM (oVJmc)

my gas is same price as it was in 1978 5 bucks!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:26 AM (JFO2v)

227 Now that we're a provider of oil our own gas is somehow fifty to
seventy cents more expensive than back when we weren't.

I'd be interested in how that works.


We're a net producer of government jobs now.

Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 08:26 AM (QrTqV)

228 217 213 Gas was as low as 69 cents at the QT in Athens Ga in 1998-1999.
Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 08:21 AM (tRLIC)

I remember 45 then it went to 55
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:23 AM (JFO2v)

Starvin Marvin has consistant 70-80 cent gas in the middle and late 90's.

Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 08:27 AM (tRLIC)

229 Hirono proclaims "It's the end of the beginning!"

Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 08:27 AM (UdKB7)

230 My guess is that refinery capacity has not kept up with demand, and other like supply bottlenecks.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 23, 2019 08:26 AM (GYAiq)

I do not think a new out of the ground refinery has been built since 1979.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:27 AM (JFO2v)

231 188 Trump should tweet "Mission Accomplished, Vlad" and watch the Left immolate.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 08:12 AM (oVJmc)

hahahaha

Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 08:27 AM (ysOGz)

232
the Syrian government is announcing the total elimination of the caliphate in Syria this morning.

Seems like kind of a big deal to me.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 08:17 AM


You'll hear it on the news only if they can give Obama credit. Like 'the policies begun under Barack Obama'.

You know the deal.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 08:27 AM (jYje5)

233 210 - There are two ways to go at AoSHq, set one up to be tee off or leave no room for imagination.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:27 AM (BbGew)

234 Well she should be happy, then. Now she doesn't have to worry her little cashew-faced head about that, because it was never true.

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I'm partial to thinking her head is shaped more like a parsnip. But that's just me.

In all seriousness, these people are so deranged, I can hardly wrap my mind around it. She actually believed this crap. She wasn't just pushing it non-stop to convince her stupid viewers. She wasn't just brainwashing them into believing Trump was a Russian whatever to further their hatred of the man. She really believed it! That's astonishing. This man who has been in the public eye for many, many decades...who has been an icon in NYC, revered by so many Dems over the years for the things he's done...and they really, really thought he was a Putin puppet. Un. Freaking. Believable.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 23, 2019 08:28 AM (JoUsr)

235 I want to put the Mueller investigation into proper perspective. Mueller had:

1. An unlimited budget and staff2. Wire taps3. Surveillance Drones and cameras4. Subpoena power to compel the production of evidence
5. Laser listening devices that can overhear conversations in closed rooms and moving cars6. The ability to intercept all electronic communications, including individual keystrokes on individual computers7. Swat raids on Trump subordinates8. The ability to coerce witnesses against Trump to testify against their will9. Ordered and achieved the violation of Attorney-Client privilege10. The assistance of the CIA in investigating foreign agents - who had to be part of any Russian Collusion

Mueller was the former head of the FBI - not some 3rd rate hack detective from small Ozark town. The reason the investigation lasted almost two years is that Mueller believes anyone he investigates is guilty and leaves no stone unturned in his search for that guilt.

His investigation of Trump was exactly like his investigation of Steven Hatfill in the Anthrax letters case. Both were based on Loony left wing conspiracy theories. Mueller found no evidence against Hatfill for the simple reason that Hatfill had nothing to do with sending the Anthrax letters. Mueller found no evidence against Trump in the Russian Collusion case for the simple reason that Trump had nothing to do with Russian Collusion.

Posted by: An Observation at March 23, 2019 08:29 AM (2pj1N)

236 In the next couple of days we are going to hear some most excellent statements from the left. It's going to be epic. Tubular even.

Posted by: freaked at March 23, 2019 08:29 AM (UdKB7)

237 Me? Well, I had plans, but I need to see if this sniffle is going to develop into a full-blown snotfest before I go to the movie theater.

Hey, Apollo 11 is still playing here -- has it shown up in your theaters yet?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 08:23 AM (kQs4Y)


Poor Eris! No, it was in and out of theaters that were nominally in the area (e.g. Novi, an hour away depending on traffic) and now it doesn't appear to be showing in the state at all, from what I can find.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:29 AM (t+qrx)

238
I do not think a new out of the ground refinery has been built since 1979.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:27 AM


Someday that's gonna bite us in the ass. The 'not in my backyard' folks will make it impossible to have another one built.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 08:29 AM (jYje5)

239 If I had to guess about gas prices it's demand, the economy gets moving demand and supply makes it go up.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:30 AM (BbGew)

240 Levin said last night that Barr has a real role to play in what of Mueller's report can be released, particularly if it contains secret grand jury testimony, which seems to be overlooked by the "nation of laws" MFM and donks. He's also skeptical that it doesn't include some shit bombs with Mueller being Mueller.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2019 08:31 AM (y7DUB)

241 You'll hear it on the news only if they can give Obama credit.

Wiped out the Caliphate? *Please*, the one thing I wouldn't want credit for! Actually, don't report it at all. Trumpists might be encouraged by it.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 23, 2019 08:31 AM (NAs56)

242 Paris Protests are alive and well.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:31 AM (BbGew)

243 @235:

Yup, all that, and he got zip.


Cleanest President EVAH !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 23, 2019 08:31 AM (wA4OO)

244 Sweden's employment service "

Funny, as they've had to lay off a big number of public employees...

Oh, and morning, y'all! More coffeve!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2019 08:32 AM (6qErC)

245 This man who has been in the public eye for many, many decades...who has been an icon in NYC, revered by so many Dems over the years for the things he's done...and they really, really thought he was a Putin puppet. Un. Freaking. Believable.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 23, 2019 08:28 AM (JoUsr)
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They also believe this man, a dominant public figure in one of the most diverse cities on the planet, is a racist.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 08:32 AM (kQs4Y)

246 My guess is that refinery capacity has not kept up with demand, and other like supply bottlenecks.


--

Good point. I just saw an article that said our imports are the lowest since (conveniently) 1990, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:32 AM (nDOs4)

247 Morning Horde!

Posted by: Jonah at March 23, 2019 08:32 AM (wg3SA)

248 @MSNBC

How President Trump plans to weaponize the Mueller report.
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Need help moving those goalposts?

Posted by: Tami at March 23, 2019 08:33 AM (cF8AT)

249 Posted by: An Observation at March 23, 2019 08:29 AM

This is how you achieve cromulence. Excellent summation.

Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 08:33 AM (Z1eux)

250 somehow fifty to
seventy cents more expensive "

What's your state gas tax?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2019 08:33 AM (6qErC)

251 Hopefully , now that Mueller has ended, Senate will start confirming Judges at a rapid pace

Posted by: Jonah at March 23, 2019 08:34 AM (wg3SA)

252 I do not think a new out of the ground refinery has been built since 1979.

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:27 AM (JFO2v)


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It's a shame we didn't have an (R) majority in the House and Senate along with the most conservative, pro-business president in decades that could've done something about this sort of thing.

Oh well. We've still got Obamacare and some tax cuts that will expire!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:34 AM (nDOs4)

253 >>Levin said last night that Barr has a real role to play in what of Mueller's report can be released, particularly if it contains secret grand jury testimony, which seems to be overlooked by the "nation of laws" MFM and donks. He's also skeptical that it doesn't include some shit bombs with Mueller being Mueller.

I think it's really important to go back and remember the reasons given for firing Mueller and who wrote that letter.

One of the key findings was that going against DOJ policy Mueller released information about the target of an investigation that was ultimately not prosecuted. That would be Hillary Clinton. And DOJ policy has always prohibited doing that.

The person who wrote that letter and has been re-instituting that policy at the DOJ is the same person who has been overusing Mueller for the last 2 year, Rod Rosenstein.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 08:34 AM (/tuJf)

254 Morning all

I slept like a baby last night..Well actually not since the city of Norfolk decided to tear down a pedestrian bridge over Waterside Drive right outside my hotel. Assholes

But if there are no wild cards in mueller's POS, and I doubt there are, it is a marvelous day. Plus I am all alone in my office

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:34 AM (m8J9w)

255 Well Peter Strzok was correct all along: there was no there there.

Posted by: An Observation at March 23, 2019 08:34 AM (2pj1N)

256 All the notable Ds are demanding a full turnover of everything, which they know they can't get for legitimate reasons. So they're attacking the integrity of the Mueller investigation, after they staked so much on it.

During his press conference yesterday, a reporter asked Schumer if he was going to apologize to the President.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2019 08:35 AM (1UZdv)

257 "the simple reason that Trump had nothing to do with Russian Collusion"

That we know of.

Posted by: Adamn Schitt at March 23, 2019 08:35 AM (UdKB7)

258 So I log into our local community Social Media website.

Only to find out that somebody was carjacked directly behind their house last night at gunpoint.

Two blocks from our house.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 08:35 AM (cqNba)

259 we haven't ever had to reckon with the possibility that somebody has ascended to the presidency of the United States to serve the interests of another country rather than our own

Um... you sure about that?

Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 08:36 AM (OiC69)

260 Nelson gets it.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 23, 2019 08:36 AM (RuIsu)

261 There's an app for Android and Apple phones called My Fitness Pal

You punch in what you've eaten and it tells you your totals for the day.. calories, carbs, fiber, etc. etc..

Its database is very extensive and it knows about most brand name and restaurant foods.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
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The app carb manager will also tell you the glycemic load of foods in nutrition.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 08:36 AM (UUBmN)

262 Mueller withstanding, Democrats are not going to suddenly play nice and think if anything will double their efforts. NY AG will still be going full bore,

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:36 AM (BbGew)

263 Only to find out that somebody was carjacked directly behind their house last night at gunpoint.

Two blocks from our house.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 08:35 AM (cqNba)


Pr0-Tip: Buy a Bigger Gun

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:36 AM (m8J9w)

264 Wiped out the Caliphate? *Please*, the one thing I wouldn't want credit for! Actually, don't report it at all. Trumpists might be encouraged by it.


Blink...Wiped? You mean like with a cloth?..Blink

...Shillary...

Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2019 08:37 AM (8ikIW)

265 Trump should tweet "Mission Accomplished, Vlad" and watch the Left immolate.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 08:12 AM (oVJmc)

hahahaha
Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 08:27 AM (ysOGz)


Oh, yes.

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

ура, товарищ путин!

Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:37 AM (t+qrx)

266 "What's your state gas tax?"

I don't know the rate offhand, but it hasn't been changed in the last year, at least.

So that wouldn't explain it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 08:37 AM (cqNba)

267 Mueller withstanding, Democrats are not going to suddenly play nice and think if anything will double their efforts. NY AG will still be going full bore,

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:36 AM (BbGew)

And NOW PDT and we and all normal Americans should oppose them at ever step.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:37 AM (m8J9w)

268 somehow fifty to

seventy cents more expensive

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What's your state gas tax?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2019 08:33 AM (6qErC)


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I shop in both NC (30ish) and SC (18?), and SC's
is routinely twenty five cents or so cheaper. That's why I wrote that
with a $0.25 cent difference.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:38 AM (nDOs4)

269 His investigation of Trump was exactly like his investigation of Steven Hatfill in the Anthrax letters case. Both were based on Loony left wing conspiracy theories. Mueller found no evidence against Hatfill for the simple reason that Hatfill had nothing to do with sending the Anthrax letters. Mueller found no evidence against Trump in the Russian Collusion case for the simple reason that Trump had nothing to do with Russian Collusion.
Posted by: An Observation at March 23, 2019 08:29 AM (2pj1N)


Is Hatfill the guy who committed suicide? Mueller should be hanged by the neck for that alone on top of railroading others and turning the FBI into a bunch of hapless bumblers. He is the Deep State's ultimate Made Man.

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2019 08:38 AM (y7DUB)

270 But if there are no wild cards in mueller's POS, and I doubt there are, it is a marvelous day. Plus I am all alone in my office
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:34 AM (m8J9w)


No pants Saturday?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:38 AM (t+qrx)

271 "What's your state gas tax?"

I don't know the rate offhand, but it hasn't been changed in the last year, at least.

So that wouldn't explain it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 08:37 AM (cqNba)


Don't come to NJ, the Fat Man fucked us good on his way out of Office

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:38 AM (m8J9w)

272 "Pr0-Tip: Buy a Bigger Gun"



Considering the Mossberg Shockwave with the new Crimson Trace side mounted laser sight for use inside stately VIA Manor.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 08:39 AM (cqNba)

273 could've done something about this sort of thing"

You must've missed Eagle Ford. 2 biggest refineries in nearly half a century go online this year.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2019 08:39 AM (6qErC)

274 Someday that's gonna bite us in the ass. The 'not in my backyard' folks will make it impossible to have another one built.
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 08:29 AM (jYje5)

The newest reactor to enter service is Tennessees Watts Bar Unit 2, which began operation in June 2016. The next-youngest operating reactor is Watts Bar Unit 1, also in Tennessee, which entered service in May 1996.

2 in 33 years!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:39 AM (JFO2v)

275 Also redundant redundancy typos in case I was unclear.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:39 AM (nDOs4)

276 Went to Yahoo this morning. After 2 years of hyping the Mueller investigation, and every rumor that it would end the Trump presidency, there is not one story about the Mueller Report on their front page. The shameless hackery of the U.S. media is truly sickening.

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at March 23, 2019 08:39 AM (RLiOt)

277 But if there are no wild cards in mueller's POS, and I doubt there are, it is a marvelous day. Plus I am all alone in my office
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:34 AM (m8J9w)

No pants Saturday?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:38 AM (t+qrx)


Could be. If I could figure out how to make it from the parking Garage to the 15th Floor without being seen?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:39 AM (m8J9w)

278 Car jacking are why you need a Ma Deuce on the roof of your truck and manned

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:40 AM (BbGew)

279 2 in 33 years!

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:39 AM (JFO2v)


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Silly, you know only "alternative" energy has made any sort of technological advancements in 33 years.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:40 AM (nDOs4)

280 Time to investigate the New Yawk AG.

Glass houses and all.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2019 08:41 AM (Z+IKu)

281 If I had to guess about gas prices it's demand, the economy gets moving demand and supply makes it go up.
Posted by: Skip
..........

it could be the fact that up until 3 years ago it was against the law to export oil.. now, we gotta compete with the rest of the world for our own oil!

I'm all for a free market and such.. but $10 bucks more for a fill up is a hard pill to swallow!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 23, 2019 08:41 AM (438dO)

282 I don't always have nasal sex, but when I do, it's with an inflatable Barbra Streisand head. Stay fierce, my friends.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 23, 2019 08:41 AM (PjWy4)

283 Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 08:34 AM (/tuJf)

You mean Comey in at least your first two Muellers, no? Admittedly Frick and Frack...

Posted by: Captain Hate at March 23, 2019 08:41 AM (y7DUB)

284 19 So our local radio voice was saying after the Mueller Report release that now is the time for Trump to have some humility.

I'm thinking that the President has survived a coup attempt.

Nah....feck the humility.

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Agreed. Awaiting the Trump tweet storm with popcorn

Posted by: Anon at March 23, 2019 08:42 AM (tHzqt)

285 Went to Yahoo this morning.

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The only thing worse than their news stories are their comments sections. Those folks make youtube commenters look like Rhodes Scholars.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:42 AM (nDOs4)

286 Someone smarter than me needs to explain why gasoline prices have jumped 60 cents in the last 10 days.

Maybe because the half of the country with the pipelines is under water? Not that you'd know it from the news - I guess its not important because white people can swim and have insurance.

Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2019 08:42 AM (25Dt7)

287 And of course, they drop the (non) report late on a Friday afternoon, on the last weekday of (most) students Spring Break. "Remember that Mueller investigation?"
"Mueller...it rings a bell. What ever came of that?"

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 23, 2019 08:42 AM (ty7RM)

288 Time to investigate the New Yawk AG.

Glass houses and all.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2019 08:41 AM (Z+IKu)


It is the same old stroy. The real AG of the Southern District, a PDT Appointee, recused himself leaving a life time swamp creature in charge. Why? WTF? And she is a Belligerant one also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:43 AM (m8J9w)

289 The person who wrote that letter and has been re-instituting that policy at the DOJ is the same person who has been overusing Mueller for the last 2 year, Rod Rosenstein.

That's the same Rosenpenis that signed a FISA warrant without reading it, probably knowing it was based on pure BS? That guy?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 23, 2019 08:43 AM (joPfj)

290 I'll be in and out for the day. Y'all have fun.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:43 AM (nDOs4)

291 Someone needs to clean up the end of the "Maddow Crying" thread. Somebody dropped a foul deuce in aisle 7.

Posted by: I See Boners at March 23, 2019 08:43 AM (cJB2e)

292 Time to investigate the New Yawk AG.

Glass houses and all.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2019 08:41 AM (Z+IKu)


Maybe pick some friends and associates, throw them in prison for the rest of their lives. I'm sure they've done something. If not, maybe they will when their family's in pajamas on the front lawn at 3am while the house is being tossed and they're carrying everything out in file boxes.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:43 AM (t+qrx)

293 Vic,
Look into the wonders of asparagus, yes, that is what I said.
Also CBD oil is supposed to be good to help stop cancer.

There is a Natural Health thread on Free Republic, people discussing all kinds of answers that have worked for diabetics,
hope it helps.
God Speed.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/3735908/posts?q=1&;page=225#225

Posted by: LL at March 23, 2019 08:44 AM (AvblT)

294 >>You mean Comey in at least your first two Muellers, no? Admittedly Frick and Frack...

Opps. Yea. More coffee.

In any case, Barr is not going to release anything about Trump or anyone else who wasn't indicted. we are at the sound and fury stage of this scam now.

The left should be a lot more worried about Ukraine right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 08:44 AM (/tuJf)

295 NOOD JAVA

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at March 23, 2019 08:44 AM (vQUp6)

296 eagle ford

Access to ample feedstock from multiple Eagle Ford suppliers
Ideal position for distribution to newly opened Mexican markets

Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:45 AM (JFO2v)

297 Maybe because the half of the country with the pipelines is under water? Not that you'd know it from the news.

Just fly over it, like we do. Don't see the problem.

Posted by: The MFM at March 23, 2019 08:45 AM (lK7fO)

298 And of course, they drop the (non) report late on a Friday afternoon, on the last weekday of (most) students Spring Break. "Remember that Mueller investigation?"
"Mueller...it rings a bell. What ever came of that?"
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
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Hmmm, wasn't there a movie called "Ferris Mueller's Day Off"???

Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 08:45 AM (UUBmN)

299 I'll be in and out for the day. Y'all have fun.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 08:43 AM (nDOs4)


Same. See you guys around, off and on.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:45 AM (t+qrx)

300 >>That's the same Rosenpenis that signed a FISA warrant without reading it, probably knowing it was based on pure BS? That guy?

Yea, that guy. You should really go back and watch his Congressional testimony about that FISA issue.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 08:45 AM (/tuJf)

301 "Someone needs to clean up the end of the "Maddow Crying" thread. Somebody dropped a foul deuce in aisle 7."

Still there?

I didn't see anything.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 08:45 AM (cqNba)

302 If I had to guess about gas prices it's demand, the economy gets moving demand and supply makes it go up.
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I think some of it is the change in seasons; there are all kinds of (gubmint mandated) blends depending on what area of the country you live in. changing the processing at refineries is most likely expensive, and slows production.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at March 23, 2019 08:46 AM (ty7RM)

303 nood

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 08:46 AM (oVJmc)

304 His investigation of Trump was exactly like his investigation of Steven Hatfill in the Anthrax letters case. Both were based on Loony left wing conspiracy theories. Mueller found no evidence against Hatfill for the simple reason that Hatfill had nothing to do with sending the Anthrax letters. Mueller found no evidence against Trump in the Russian Collusion case for the simple reason that Trump had nothing to do with Russian Collusion.
Posted by: An Observation at March 23, 2019 08:29 AM (2pj1N)

Is Hatfill the guy who committed suicide? Mueller should be hanged by the neck for that alone on top of railroading others and turning the FBI into a bunch of hapless bumblers. He is the Deep State's ultimate Made Man.
Posted by: Captain Hate

No he was the guy who had to be guilty because he was a white South African or Rhodesian. Just like the movies. Never mind he was a virologist and anthrax is a bacteria, or that he worked in a different building.

The other guy was a bit whacky - but - 1) many science guys at that level are, and 2) zero evidence - just leaks and innuendo to cover the FBIs incompetence.

Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2019 08:48 AM (25Dt7)

305 willowed dammit

Posted by: Jean at March 23, 2019 08:50 AM (25Dt7)

306 Jean,
Just cut and paste your wallowed comment into the new thread like I did...

Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 08:51 AM (UUBmN)

307 Gas at 2.80..governor wants to slap a 45 cent gas tax on to pay for roads

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 23, 2019 08:51 AM (OOH1c)

308 Jean

No, I read it. Very good.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 08:53 AM (u82oZ)

309 Village Idiot's Apprentice

SC is looking better and better.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 08:53 AM (u82oZ)

310 by next week they will be on to something new...

it's all just theater, a dog and pony show to distract the rubes from how bad they are being screwed.

Posted by: shoey at March 23, 2019 08:54 AM (lOf8d)

311 Breaking news - Full text released from the Mueller Report:
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Posted by: Stumck at March 23, 2019 09:14 AM (IpZ/y)

312 224 Would not be surprised to see Brett Baier start advertising Admiral Kristol's Cuck Cruise during the Fox panel next week.

Baier be butt hurt this am--Never Trumper that he is.

All these enablers of sedition need to be set adrift on Kristol's USS Cuck--- to never be seen on TV again.
Posted by: Voter theater. at March 23, 2019 08:26 AM (GsU6a)
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Brett butt urts was only exceeded by Chris Wallace, a supposed "journalist". Watched him on special report and it was unbelievable how disappointed he was.

Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2019 09:27 AM (OAlmw)

313 You think this is funny wait till the Concord case gets to trial

https://tinyurl.com/http-datechguyblog-com-2019

Nah just kidding they'll wait a few months and then Mueller and co will drop it before discovery

Posted by: datechguy at March 23, 2019 09:41 AM (dxUKX)

314 Strange that Maxine Waters is so silent.
Enjoy the day knowing that Hillary Clinton will NEVER be President

Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at March 23, 2019 09:46 AM (e8kgV)

315 Take heart in the bedeepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese.
And reflect that whatever fortune may be your lot,
It could only be worse in Milwaukee.

Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at March 23, 2019 10:08 AM (e8kgV)

316 11 goodish news, Vic. Stick around, at least for the fun in 2020...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 23, 2019 05:46 PM (n1b3L)

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