This ONT Is No Joke!

Do you know why? This picture holds a clue:

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Shocking


CO Soldiers Celebrating Post Deployment At Hilton Met With Shocking Sign ‘No Longer Serving Military & Their Guests’

The people that posted the sign? Fired. Huh. I guess wonders never do cease.


Them Other McDonalds Are Fine



Sure, she's a comedienne doing a bit, but it's a funny bit.


History

The Last Slave Ship Survivor Gave an Interview in the 1930s. It Just Surfaced


I found this bit to be interesting:

Hurston’s use of vernacular dialogue in both her novels and her anthropological interviews was often controversial, as some black American thinkers at the time argued that this played to black caricatures in the minds of white people. Hurston disagreed, and refused to change Lewis’ dialect—which was one of the reasons a publisher turned her manuscript down back in the 1930s.
Many decades later, her principled stance means that modern readers will get to hear Lewis’ story the way that he told it.

That's....not usually celebrated. History is the study of people, and being able to “hear” those people with a realistic “voice” makes understanding them easier. Liberals have kittens over Huck Finn's use of the N word WRT Jim, but that realistic portrayal of the period vernacular makes the character's moral story arc more remarkable. Now, of course Huck Finn is fiction, but the same holds true with historical accounts.


Feminist Insanity

Georgia bill would require men to report every release of sperm to officers
This is somehow supposed to be the same as restrictions on abortion or something, don't ask me. They seem to miss the slight distinction that Pussy-Hat Pammy is, you know, killing someone while Onan over there is just messing up the sidewalk. In any event, I can imagine if this thing passed:

"911, what's your emergency?"

"Just reporting that I nutted officer"

"Ew"

"I'm going again, should I call back or do you want to hold the line?"

The Religion of Humanity
Christianity and Humanity—from a Distance


Mahoney draws on..(various philosophers - Ed)..to elucidate the ways in which Catholic laymen, intellectuals, and authorities—very much including Pope Francis—are allowing a desiccated humanitarianism to take the place of the Christian gospel itself. They are, as Machen complained about liberal Protestants a century ago, dutifully taking their orders from sages and experts who have only contempt for Christianity and so relinquishing the very thing they mean to preserve: their own relevance.

Almost every time I see non-Christians trying to use gospel as either a “gotcha!” to Christians or as a justification for one of their idiot ideas (Jesus was a socialist, man!), the number one thing that they miss is that the teachings of Jesus were intended for individuals. “Render unto Caesar” was a rejection of worldly concerns as applicable to his teachings at all (and a neat sidestep of a transparent trap).

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Mmmm, Pie*

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* 400 Quatloons to the person who gets the reference here.


Feel Good Story

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Tonight's ONT brought to you by NeverTrumpers reacting to the news about the Mueller report:

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Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:04 PM (8wKjk)

2 WD stuck his finger in the dyke!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:04 PM (kQs4Y)

3 My third first of the day.

Life is good.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (8wKjk)

4 Ooont

Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 10:06 PM (dm05u)

5 That pie chart is BS. In Michigan it's cherry pi-i-i-i-i-i-e.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (kQs4Y)

6 Ahoy, ſodomites!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (CLcKT)

7 Tis a good day people!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (dUJdY)

8 Can this day get any better?

The Liberals are weeping and gnashing their teeth.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (8wKjk)

9 No punchline!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (kQs4Y)

10 Whomp whomp

Posted by: McCool at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (9X4u5)

11 Thanks for the ONT.

I always loved history. One of my favorite professors in college (a tiny little woman) said that first person accounts are actually often the most biased of anything you read (because all of the person's biases are unfiltered.) However, they are extraordinarily informative because of what the source says and does not say, how they say it, when they said it, etc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (brgv3)

12 I give up on the top pic. What clue?

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (ujbNH)

13 There's no Punch Line.

Posted by: Methos at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (kOpft)

14 Mcdonalds ! On Dorset...

Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (dm05u)

15 Sooo. Do we get a Downfall video by Sunday ?

Posted by: McCool at March 22, 2019 10:10 PM (9X4u5)

16 Don't drink the Kool Aide?

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:10 PM (fF3XF)

17 To commemorate today's anniversary of the Stamp Act, I present a new verse for an old song:

Pranky Robert ran for office
Skateboarding while blotto
Dumped verdant feces in a bowl
And called it avocado

Posted by: Tired of my old handle and all the good ones are taken at March 22, 2019 10:10 PM (zLLOw)

18 Whoa, another executive just resigned at SPLC!! Bwahahaha!

Trump you magnificent bastard!!

Posted by: gp at March 22, 2019 10:10 PM (mk9aG)

19 That pie chart is BS. In Michigan it's cherry pi-i-i-i-i-i-e.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (kQs4Y)


With coney sauce!

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:10 PM (t+qrx)

20 So, Adam Schiff will join with O J and Fox Mulder knowing that "the truth is out there"

Posted by: Jimmy Hoffa at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (e8kgV)

21 it don't matter. Trump is guilty and Hillary should be President and Allyslanderer Loopy Cortizone should be all nine members of the Supreme Court

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (ZqRa6)

22 You folks don't look like you need another McRib sandwich.

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (aS1PU)

23 2019 is definitely on track to be the Best. Year. EVAH!

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (fF3XF)

24 Posted by: Methos at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (kOpft)

duh

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (ujbNH)

25 I liked the barbershop story, good people there!

Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (f3oO4)

26 What the hell is cheeseburger pie?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (/tuJf)

27 Posted by: Methos at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (kOpft)

(golf clap)

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (fF3XF)

28 Fook Tomato Pie!
All them other pies are fine

Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (dm05u)

29 What the hell is cheeseburger pie?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (/tuJf)


A kind of weasel.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (t+qrx)

30 Mom! those deplorables are talking about dykes again!!!!

Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (vhXcf)

31

I was raised in Alabama and I never heard of buttermilk pie.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 10:13 PM (HaL55)

32 There was a general pie shortage in the greater Chicagoland/Northwest Indiana area on March 14. We were forced into Banana Cream, which is practically what they ate on slave ships.

Then I saw the lady with the McRib rhubarb.

I wept because I had no shoes. Then I saw a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 22, 2019 10:13 PM (LNHb2)

33 I KNEW my rather lame comment on the previous thread was going to be willowed as I hit post.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 22, 2019 10:13 PM (eASYU)

34 What the hell is cheeseburger pie?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (/tuJf)

One of the many varieties of Hamburger Helper.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:14 PM (8wKjk)

35 oh geez, Ingraham just had a line that Schiff might want to subpoena Mueller.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at March 22, 2019 10:14 PM (ZqRa6)

36 That Colorado story is making me do a slow burn.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

37 >>>Sure, she's a comedienne doing a bit, but it's a funny bit.

FIFY

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

38 What the hell is cheeseburger pie?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (/tuJf)

-----------------

???

Posted by: Betty Crocker at March 22, 2019 10:14 PM (iQKgg)

39
I was raised in Alabama and I never heard of buttermilk pie.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 10:13 PM (HaL55)

It's considered a delicacy at church suppers in Georgia. You are missing out.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (8wKjk)

40 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (kQs4Y)


*fistbump*

Posted by: Methos at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (kOpft)

41 I call shenanigans on that map.
Not one search for hair pie?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (yIBga)

42 oh geez, Ingraham just had a line that Schiff might want to subpoena Mueller.

Yeah, it was mentioned on Tucker earlier. That dude is certifiable.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)

43 The article is interesting, but the author has their own biases.

He was upset that the government would not provide any 'reparations' for stealing him from his own land? That is the author's word choice, I doubt it is this guy's. Also, why would the government, that just spent blood and treasure doing something that freed you and people like you, be further monetarily responsible for your illegal enslavement (the slave trade being illegal at that point?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (brgv3)

44 There's no Punch Line.

*groan*

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (OiC69)

45 UC Irvine wins, and Mueller drops a nothing burger. What a friday

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 22, 2019 10:16 PM (GeRdb)

46 8 Can this day get any better?

The Liberals are weeping and gnashing their teeth.
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (8wKjk)

Yes, it can get better.

I'm thinking Jim Jones and The Kool Aid Band solution.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

47 What the hell is cheeseburger pie?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:11 PM (/tuJf)

Distantly related to taco pie.

Very distantly.

Posted by: Miklos at March 22, 2019 10:16 PM (zCyNd)

48 30 Mom! those deplorables are talking about dykes again!!!!
Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (vhXcf)

Diagonal cutting pliers?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 10:16 PM (brgv3)

49 Tom Cat is celebrating Easter early. He just brought half of a dead rabbit into the garage.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:16 PM (8wKjk)

50 41 I call shenanigans on that map.
Not one search for hair pie?
Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 22, 2019 10:15 PM (yIBga)

Ever see the album cover for Mom's Apple Pie?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 22, 2019 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

51 (...) a nothing burger.
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 22, 2019 10:16 PM (GeRdb)


Is that a kind of pie?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:16 PM (t+qrx)

52 Hello? I live in Ohio and I've never heard of "Peanut Butter Pie"'

Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (jm1YL)

53

It's considered a delicacy at church suppers in Georgia. You are missing out.

I've had chess pie, which was a state secret for a while back home. Those are real good, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (HaL55)

54 13
There's no Punch Line.


Posted by: Methos at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (kOpft)


I was looking for a turd. Too complicated.

Posted by: NOTN THATN GUY at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (yLrhl)

55 I hate people with their stupid puns.

Unless it's me telling it.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (vhXcf)

56 To the Dems, Comey went from Good Guy to Bad Guy to Good Guy to Whatever.

Now Mewler is gonna get the same treatment.

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (ujbNH)

57
I wept because I had no shoes. Then I saw a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 22, 2019 10:13 PM


Yeah, I remember my Dad trying to foot-shame me with that story. It didn't work. I wanted shoes. Everyone else had shoes. The floor of the bus was cold. The teachers would walk past me in class and sniff their noses.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (jYje5)

58 Spaghetti Pie, Colorado? Are you high?

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (OiC69)

59 8 Can this day get any better?

Comey, Felonious, Brennan, Clapper, all simultaneously frog-marched out of their homes in leg-irons.

That would make the day "better", methinks.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (fF3XF)

60 Hey everybody.

"My ONT gave me a chicken, it had no bones..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 10:18 PM (miE9U)

61 I've lived in Alabama for decades and I've had buttermilk pie exactly once.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:18 PM (yQpMk)

62 35
oh geez, Ingraham just had a line that Schiff might want to subpoena Mueller.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken


And Mueller will tell him to talk to AG Barr. Mueller doesn't have to tell the congress ass clowns nothing.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 10:18 PM (WNAuL)

63 Things that can be made into a pie:

- Meat
- Fish
- Poultry
- Robert Mueller's credibility

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (miE9U)

64 Cheeseburger Pie is an acquired and sophisticated taste, sir. It does not come from a box, bag nor plastic container.

It is "aged." In tin foil. For weeks.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (3H9h1)

65 Comey, Felonious, Brennan, Clapper, all simultaneously frog-marched out of their homes in leg-irons.

That would make the day "better", methinks.
Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (fF3XF)
---
Then shipped off to Devil's Island, French Guyana.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (kQs4Y)

66 It's just terrible that Mueller has outed himself as a Russian agent.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (I2/tG)

67 "My ONT gave me a chicken, it had no bones..."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 10:18 PM (miE9U)

*smashes qdp's ukelele*

Posted by: Miklos Blutarsky at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (zCyNd)

68 Don Lemon wants you to know there are still a lot of unanswered questions, did Trump collude with Russia?

Lol

They are deranged

Sure, we just spent over $25 million and 2+ years on exactly this and the guy hired to do just that, dropped his report late on a Friday of a big sports weekend--but, yeah, there's a chance there black Lloyd Chrustmas

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (TN1P5)

69 Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.

Posted by: Jack Handey at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (yQpMk)

70 Guess what my nickname was in junior high school?

Posted by: Adam Schiff at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (I2/tG)

71 Shoo fly pie should be on there, except the Amish don't internet

Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (dm05u)

72 Yo

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 10:20 PM (XAYDB)

73 Guess what my nickname was in junior high school?
Posted by: Adam Schiff at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (I2/tG)


Dickhead?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 10:20 PM (miE9U)

74 For all my legitimate complaints about my parents. I never went without shoes.

They might've been real dirty (my fault) or torn (my fault again) or out of style (their fault they didn't give a shit) but I always had shoes.

I gotta remember this at Thanksgiving.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 10:20 PM (vhXcf)

75 What is millionaire pie?

Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 10:20 PM (dm05u)

76 I dipped my toe into the CNN cesspool tonight. First, ewe. Second, you'll probably know anyway that due to their ratings spike.

But to report, Don Lemon appeared sober, but is heavily promoting the "we must see every word or we can't trust the Mueller report" angle.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 10:21 PM (XROPS)

77 I never wore bread bags over my shoes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:21 PM (yQpMk)

78 Back in the 60s, they would have searched for Tuna and Jell-O pie on the internet.

Or ARPAnet as it was known.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 22, 2019 10:21 PM (LNHb2)

79 Contra-Goldberg, I am not going to start proclaiming Mueller as an honorable investigator.

I am merely going to point out that when even Torquemada can find no wrongdoing, there is a better than even chance there was nothing to find.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 22, 2019 10:21 PM (bEhmB)

80 Can you imagine the reaction Election Night if Trump wins bigly in 2020?

2016 would be just a rehearsal, by comparison.

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 22, 2019 10:21 PM (I2/tG)

81 Don Lemon wants you to know there are still a lot of unanswered questions, did Trump collude with Russia?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (TN1P5)

It's all they have. It's the gal they brung to the dance.

Like Zach Mayo - they got nowhere else to go. They got nothin' else.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:21 PM (fF3XF)

82 Guess what my nickname was in junior high school?
Posted by: Adam Schiff at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (I2/tG)

I did a whole song about you.

Posted by: Fred Blassie at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (zCyNd)

83 Them Other McDonalds Are Fine..............

Not sure I like that one more or the
guy at the babrber shop!
Both great..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (438dO)

84 COBs gave me an ONT, it had no bones
Went to my local bank, they had no loans
Showed up at Verizon Wireless, they had no phones
Dropped by my local ice cream shop, they had no cones

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (miE9U)

85 David French's lisping pronouncements sure hold up

https://twitter.com/DavidAFrench/status/1022688872227069952

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (PbpT7)

86 Comey, Felonious, Brennan, Clapper, all simultaneously frog-marched out of their homes in leg-irons.

One good deed deserves another. Let's really get to the bottom of things.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (NAs56)

87 So.. this new movie coming out about the Manson family? It's a sympathetic view of the women caught up in his evil web. Fuck that shit. I won't go see it. I won't spend a penny on anything that puts those bitches in a sympathetic light. Cold blooded killers. They killed Tate who was fucking 9 months pregnant. Stabbed her to death. Considered cutting out the baby. I will never ever forget or forgive those c***s. I hate Hollywood. And a pox on ANYONE who goes to see this piece of crap.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (dUJdY)

88 58 Spaghetti Pie, Colorado? Are you high?


Rocky Mountain High


(in colorado)

Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (xIKXj)

89 That Jesus meme is the shizzle.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (XAYDB)

90 Can't wait for a Trump tweet.

Posted by: Ha at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (MAstk)

91 >>Don Lemon wants you to know there are still a lot of unanswered questions, did Trump collude with Russia?
Posted by: RoyalOil,

OMG.

CHROMATIC ABERRATIONS!!!

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 10:23 PM (PbpT7)

92 Like Zach Mayo - they got nowhere else to go. They got nothin else.
Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:21 PM (fF3XF)

*golfclap AND fistbump*

Posted by: Cheribebe at March 22, 2019 10:23 PM (fnWQo)

93 Its almost as good as election night Young Turks
Almost

Posted by: McCool at March 22, 2019 10:23 PM (9X4u5)

94 IT'S SWALWELL.


I hated high school.

Posted by: Eric Swallowell at March 22, 2019 10:23 PM (6e1eX)

95

OK, had to look up buttermilk pie. DDG say it's often confused with chess pie, but contains no cornmeal.

All the chess pies I remember didn't have cornmeal. What are they talking about? I are confused. Chess pies are sorta like lemon bars. In fact, I've had chess bar pie. It's good too.
This is getting out of hand rapidly. We may not live through it...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 10:23 PM (HaL55)

96 @87 .... Reading Helter Skelter in college permanently changed my view of the world.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 22, 2019 10:23 PM (LNHb2)

97 Shoo fly pie should be on there, except the Amish don't internet

Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (dm05u)
--------------------------------------

Shoo Fly Pie And Apple Pan Dowdy....insert musical notes here....having Sirius xm means I'm learning "new" songs from the 1940's all the time.

How much better that music was than what passes for entertainment today.

Posted by: Boots at March 22, 2019 10:23 PM (e9omi)

98 Oklahoma = chocolate pie? Welll... I have seen it often in diners. But none of these things is ever right. Especially about Oklahoma. Did they take a poll at Interstate rest stops?

But what do I know? In our fridge right now we've still got a couple of pieces of Milady's Blueberry Ricotta Coffee Cake, kind of like a cheesecake with a thick crust. Milady and daughter say it's 'way too sweet, but I don't have a problem with it.

Something else to look forward to tomorrow morning for, besides coffee. And goofy Saturday AoSHQ threads.


__________
HEY! Out of town son and his wife are having their 2nd *right now* (inducing today, a bit earlier than planned). Waiting for ze beeg noos any hour now. Gonna have us a granddaughter, God willing and all goes well.

Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker knows pie are delicious at March 22, 2019 10:23 PM (GvEen)

99 Jack Handey's sayings are like Zen koans, you can meditate on them:

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:24 PM (kQs4Y)

100 Have you guys ever had Punch Bowl cake? It's really good too, and you always bring home an empty dish after the pot luck is over.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:24 PM (8wKjk)

101 Went to my local bank, they had no loans
Showed up at Verizon Wireless, they had no phones
Dropped by my local ice cream shop, they had no cones

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (miE9U)

Yup. Those all-inclusive Venezuelan vacations have their downsides.

Posted by: Miklos, World Traveler at March 22, 2019 10:24 PM (zCyNd)

102 Chess pie is good, except when it takes pawns in your stomach and checkmates your lower GI.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 10:24 PM (miE9U)

103 I never wore bread bags over my shoes.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:21 PM (yQpMk)

You wear the bread bags over your feet or socks if you're lucky and then put them into your shoes (which are leaking cause you wore them out or their were made poorly and the seal between the sole and the upper doesn't)

It's a bitch when you get a bread bag with a hole in it.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 10:24 PM (vhXcf)

104 if any of you have got the MGM channel on cable, some REAL quality TV is on! BUBBA HOTEP!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 10:24 PM (V2Yro)

105 Contra-Goldberg, I am not going to start proclaiming Mueller as an honorable investigator.

Mueller should have wrapped up the investigation in a few months, rather than spend years pursuing indictments against people for things that had nothing to do with Russian collusion, which was the sole reason why he was a special prosecutor.

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 22, 2019 10:24 PM (I2/tG)

106 Congrats grampaw!

Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 10:24 PM (dm05u)

107 >>David French's lisping pronouncements sure hold up

Tell me you don't miss being on twitter right now.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:24 PM (/tuJf)

108 19 That pie chart is BS. In Michigan it's cherry pi-i-i-i-i-i-e.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (kQs4Y)

With coney sauce!
Posted by: hogmartin


Yeah, what's this savory stuff? They think we're all eating quiche, or frozen Banquet chicken pot pies?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 10:25 PM (+lVUW)

109 Wait.... no Hair Pie?

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 10:25 PM (tRLIC)

110 Shepherds pie. No goats nor sheep where hurt in the making of this pie.

Yet.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 22, 2019 10:25 PM (3H9h1)

111 >>>Don Lemon wants you to know there are still a lot of unanswered questions, did Trump collude with Russia?

Posted by: RoyalOil<<<


It's Malaysian airliners all the way down.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 22, 2019 10:25 PM (yIBga)

112 Good gawd

I

am

so

damn

sick

of

this

Russia

shit

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (XAYDB)

113 CNN is reassuring all ten of their viewers that there's still a chance there's proof of Collusion, obstruction of justice and that Trump may--wittingly or unwittingly--be a Russian agent

Dana just said Trump could be a "Russian asset"

Wow!!

They are so totally reality based

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (TN1P5)

114 Hey everyone!

So did I miss anything important today?

Posted by: Dr. T at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (2PXwn)

115 Don Lemon wants you to know there are still a lot of unanswered questions, did Trump collude with Russia?

Good Lord, you people are idiots.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (OiC69)

116 90 Can't wait for a Trump tweet.

Posted by: Ha at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (MAstk)


I can't wait for his next big rally - I'm sure he'll be on fire about Crooked Hillary's cooked-up Russian collusion fantasy.

Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (AMIL/)

117 Hey logprof! Your and others' DVDs were mailed today.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (miE9U)

118 Chicken pot pie is not pie.


Says I.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (NLLmE)

119 Can't wait for a Trump tweet.
Posted by: Ha at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM (MAstk)

-----------------------------

He has wisely remained quiet on this. I hope this continues at least until Barr releases a summary publicly.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (ffYR/)

120 Contra-Goldberg, I am not going to start proclaiming Mueller as an honorable investigator.

He staffed his operation entirely with jihadist anti-Trump VIP-level Democrat Party primary donors who, in at least 2-cases, had their own shit to cover-up.

I'm not even close to thinking about proclaiming Mueller as an honorable anything. Because, Uranium One.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (fF3XF)

121 >>>Dana just said Trump could be a "Russian asset"


dana who?

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 10:27 PM (PbpT7)

122 The fact that Peach pie is nowhere on there shows the terrorists have won.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 10:27 PM (NLLmE)

123
But, but, but ... WE'RE THE SMART ONES!

Posted by: tedious libs who won't let go of russian collusion at March 22, 2019 10:27 PM (pNxlR)

124 The real unanswered question is, did I win the Powerball?

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 10:27 PM (OiC69)

125 . Reading Helter Skelter in college permanently changed my view of the world.

I remember reading it and just kept thinking. Evil. They were just evil. And yeah it scared me shitless. I lived in Cali at the time. People were shocked and scared to death. Fuck Manson with a chainsaw. I hope he and his followers burn in hell for eternity.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:27 PM (dUJdY)

126 The tell, like Tucker and now Ken Starr pointed out, is that any normal person would celebrate the conclusion that our president is not a Russian agent and did not collude with them.

Their crying over this obvious good news is horrific

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 10:27 PM (XROPS)

127 Is Flynn still being charged?

Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 10:27 PM (dm05u)

128 Hello? I live in Ohio and I've never heard of "Peanut Butter Pie"'

Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (jm1YL)
-------------------------------------

It's a variation of Buckeyes, no?

Posted by: Boots at March 22, 2019 10:28 PM (e9omi)

129 I was scrutinizing the punchbowl, looking for the turd.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:28 PM (NWiLs)

130 Tomorrow is the swallows day parade

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 22, 2019 10:28 PM (GeRdb)

131 I guess it depends on where the slave ship originated. Slave ships from Africa were banned in 1808 in the U.S.

Posted by: NOTN THATN GUY at March 22, 2019 10:28 PM (yLrhl)

132 This WI kid has never heard of French Silk Pie, but I kinda like the sound of it.

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 10:28 PM (ujbNH)

133 i too am sick of this russia bullshit. network "news" must die. every fucking one. lying suckers of penis.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 10:28 PM (KP5rU)

134 124 The real unanswered question is, did I win the Powerball?
Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 10:27 PM (OiC69)

You'll find out tomorrow night. $625M - or roughly $190M free-and-clear after taxes.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:28 PM (fF3XF)

135 I live in Ohio and I've never heard of "Peanut Butter Pie"'

Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (jm1YL)

You can Google a recipe. Try it.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:28 PM (8wKjk)

136 chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApmvDU5RmyY

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:29 PM (/tuJf)

137
there's a turd or two in that punch bowl!

Posted by: tedious libs who won't let go of russian collusion at March 22, 2019 10:29 PM (pNxlR)

138 Top level execs = rats
SPLC = sinking ship

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 10:29 PM (miE9U)

139 45
UC Irvine wins, and Mueller drops a nothing burger. What a friday

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby


Also Liberty U won. That can't make the 'Woke' crowd happy but then they are never happy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 10:29 PM (WNAuL)

140 132 This WI kid has never heard of French Silk Pie, but I kinda like the sound of it.
Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 10:28 PM (ujbNH)

It's awesome.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:29 PM (NWiLs)

141 Ingraham certainly seems to love the sound of her own voice

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 22, 2019 10:30 PM (7ZQe3)

142 Caller: Oh Gawd! Oh Gawd!!!

Officer: Ma'am, I need to only talk to the gentleman.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 10:30 PM (0tfLf)

143 Sorry - bad math

Powerball jackpot is about $210M after taxes for a single winner.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:30 PM (fF3XF)

144
We had to pilfer bread bags out of the neighbors trash for footwear. Hence my high school nickname, 'Wonder Bread'.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 10:30 PM (jYje5)

145

Dana just said Trump could be a "Russian asset"



Wow!!


OK prove it or STFD and STFU. Forever. This has gone on long enough.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 10:30 PM (HaL55)

146 Dana Bash, she said that Trump could be a "Russian asset."

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 10:30 PM (TN1P5)

147 Fook Tomato Pie!
All them other pies are fine

Posted by: VMs phone at March 22, 2019 10:12 PM (dm05u)


You hate pizza?

Tomato Pie = Pizza

With pizza, I either buy a couple of slices or a whole pie.

Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2019 10:30 PM (Y8PSl)

148 Nothingboigeh!
Nothingboigeh!
Nothingboigeh!
Nothingboigeh!
Pepsi!
Pepsi!
Pepsi!

Posted by: Chef zombie john belushi at the Mueller cafe at March 22, 2019 10:30 PM (GvEen)

149 This WI kid has never heard of French Silk Pie, but I kinda like the sound of it.

OMG. You will have a pie orgasm.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:30 PM (dUJdY)

150 SPLC sinking?

i'm still not in no ways tired of winning

Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:31 PM (xIKXj)

151 121 >>>Dana just said Trump could be a "Russian asset"


dana who?
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 10:27 PM (PbpT7)

Peanut Butter Pie.

Posted by: jasper at March 22, 2019 10:31 PM (tRLIC)

152 I think it's only fair that Trump gets an extra two years as president to make up for this bullshit.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at March 22, 2019 10:31 PM (RIS4Y)

153 117 Hey logprof! Your and others' DVDs were mailed today.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (miE9U)

--Yeaaaahhhhh!

All I want to do is crank out this novel.

It will be semi-Moronific.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 10:31 PM (XAYDB)

154 Any body believes that mind controlling Manson crap is a fool or on dope themselves.

I was out there then. This was a move by the AG to make big news and try for GUV.

If they hadn't been H'wood stars and stuff they would've got out before when they finally did.

Yeah they were dedicated but that was on them not on Charlie.

Charlie was mentally deficient. He couldn't persuade a butterfly to fly away. But he had the look that was scary at a time when ppl were scared of all the hippies and long hairs and the motorcycle gangs and all the dope.

Charlie was a patsy. Yes they murdered those people but it wasn't some big planned thing or Charlie the mastermind.

What a hoot. Charlie the mastermind. Charlie was looking for his next fuck and dope score. All his notes and stuff was the ramblings of a dope smoking wannabe biker. He gathered followers because he had some connections and was a decent scammer. He gathered a group of drifters and no hopers.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 22, 2019 10:31 PM (vhXcf)

155 Powerball jackpot is about $210M after taxes for a single winner.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:30 PM (fF3XF)

About half if the winner is married.

Posted by: Miklos, doing the math at March 22, 2019 10:31 PM (zCyNd)

156 The only true pie is apple pie.Or blueberry.Maybe cherry.Or key lime.Strawberry rhubarb is worth a mention...

Posted by: umm, pie. at March 22, 2019 10:32 PM (GzeO9)

157 >>>146 Dana Bash, she said that Trump could be a "Russian asset."
Posted by: RoyalOil,

thanks. I should have put that together. But I couldn't think of that particular Dana.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 10:32 PM (PbpT7)

158 OK, I Binged French Silk Pie. Gimme.

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 10:32 PM (ujbNH)

159

Publix has peanut butter pie down here. It's real good, too.

For reasons she has yet to 'splain, B'Gal doesn't like it. More for me then.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 10:32 PM (HaL55)

160 3. My third first of the day.

Life is good.
Posted by: ALH at March

********

So....you work at the Post Office?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 10:33 PM (0tfLf)

161 Nothingboigeh!
Nothingboigeh!
Nothingboigeh!
Nothingboigeh!
Pepsi!
Pepsi!
Pepsi!




Coke?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:33 PM (yQpMk)

162 Chicken pot pie is as much a pie as Boston cream pie is

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 22, 2019 10:34 PM (GeRdb)

163 Peanut Butter pie - also awesome.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:34 PM (NWiLs)

164 I ate an entire boston cream pie to myself one night.

Marajuana may have been involved.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 10:34 PM (NLLmE)

165 146 Dana Bash, she said that Trump could be a "Russian asset."
Posted by: RoyalOil,

Billionaire. Independently.
Supermodel-hot wife.
Almost 70-years old.
Surrounded by family who has his back.

Yeah, totes the profile of a "Russian asset". Totes.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:34 PM (fF3XF)

166

French Silk pie is good. I'm starting to sense a pattern...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 10:35 PM (HaL55)

167 The Meltdown is like unto the one we witnessed beginning around 9:20 pm EST in November 2016.

Karma, Bitches

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:35 PM (8wKjk)

168 I'm happy for you mindful! for you and your milady

Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:35 PM (xIKXj)

169 The MFM are Russian assets. Have been since the 30's.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:35 PM (yQpMk)

170 109
Wait.... no Hair Pie?

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 10:25 PM (tRLIC)

110
Shepherds pie. No goats nor sheep where hurt in the making of this pie.



Yet.



Posted by: Martini Farmer


She's...My....Cherry Pie.....
Warrant ear worm. You're welcome.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 10:35 PM (WNAuL)

171 Pie > Cake

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:36 PM (yQpMk)

172 Key lime pie is most worthy.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 10:36 PM (NLLmE)

173 So, does this news on the Mueller report mean that they're all going to have to admit that Hillary lost because she was the turd in the punchbowl?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

174 The MFM are Russian assets. Have been since the 30's.

Indeed they are.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:36 PM (dUJdY)

175
Can't wait for a Trump tweet.

I simply can not wait for the nicname Trump gives the former CO governor (running for President) who took his mom to see 'Deep Throat' at the tender age of 20.

The awesome scale will have to be adjusted.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 10:36 PM (jYje5)

176 Cobbler > Pie > Cake

But a good cookie is sublime.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:36 PM (yQpMk)

177 162 Chicken pot pie is as much a pie as Boston cream pie is
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 22, 2019 10:34 PM (GeRdb)

Hmm. True, Boston cream pie is not a pie, it's a cake. However, it is a dessert, while chicken pot pie is not. So comparatively speaking, one could posit that Boston cream pie, while actually a cake, is closer to what one typically thinks of as pie than chicken pot pie.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:36 PM (NWiLs)

178 All this talk of pie is making my blood sugar spike.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:36 PM (8wKjk)

179 Californians are searching for "mud pie". I, however, will definitely NOT be looking that up.

Posted by: irright at March 22, 2019 10:37 PM (RVcmP)

180 Peanut Butter pie - also awesome.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:34 PM (NWiLs)

---------------------------

The ones I've had have been peanut butter/chocolate pies with a graham cracker crust. Like a big Reese's cup. Freaking yummy.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 10:37 PM (ffYR/)

181 John Solomon: The FISA court is waiting on the IG's findings and that may trigger action at the FISA court and trigger action at the AG's office. I have a feeling the second half of 2019 will be a half a year of accountability that will bring a lot of people to justice.

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 10:37 PM (BqBId)

182 Californians are searching for "mud pie". I, however, will definitely NOT be looking that up.


I would have figured Cream Pie. Maybe that's just Southern California.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:37 PM (yQpMk)

183 How is pecan pie only in *squints* DC and one of those square states that I can never tell apart? DC doesn't deserve it, for starters. And those square states are all desert so they only eat gila monsters and peyote.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:37 PM (t+qrx)

184 Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 10:37 PM (BqBId)

#twoweeks

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:38 PM (fF3XF)

185 how many flies per slice of shoo-fly pie?

Posted by: umm, pie. at March 22, 2019 10:38 PM (GzeO9)

186 87 So.. this new movie coming out about the Manson family? It's a sympathetic view of the women caught up in his evil web.

So they will promote feminism by portraying women as too stupid gullible to understand the concepts of right and wrong?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

187 The Meltdown is like unto the one we witnessed beginning around 9:20 pm EST in November 2016.

Karma, Bitches
Posted by: ALH a



See, while some here are saying this isn't a win, per se, because it never should have got to this...it sure does feel winny.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 10:38 PM (NLLmE)

188 I have a feeling the second half of 2019 will be a half a year of accountability that will bring a lot of people to justice.

From your keyboard to God's Inbox.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:38 PM (yQpMk)

189 179 Californians are searching for "mud pie". I, however, will definitely NOT be looking that up.

Posted by: irright at March 22, 2019 10:37 PM (RVcmP)

Mud pie is also awesome. It's made with ice cream, fudge, and chocolate cookie crumb crust.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:38 PM (NWiLs)

190

What's with all this pie talk?

Let's talk about my depressing dating situation.

Posted by: Georgie Porgie at March 22, 2019 10:38 PM (zCyNd)

191 You all should try my avocado pie sometime.

Posted by: Beto the Beta Baker at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (bEhmB)

192 Okay rons and ettes.. I'm out. First show of the year for me tomorrow. Gotta be up at the buttcrack of dawn. Wish me luck!

Stay safe.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (dUJdY)

193 humble pie

Posted by: MSM at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (n13/j)

194 Posted by: Georgie Porgie at March 22, 2019 10:38 PM (zCyNd)

So, how's it feel being a Level 2 Sex Offender in (current year)?

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (fF3XF)

195 Let's talk about my depressing dating situation.


Have you considered pumpkin?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (yQpMk)

196 Ted Lieu just said that Congress isn't bound by DOJ guidelines restricting naming persons not indicted.

Basically saying, if we get an unredacted report, we're smearing everyone named
Laying out that the goal was never proving Russian collusion
They're investigating whether Trump or anyone associated with him committed any crime and also anything unethical

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (TN1P5)

197 Call the Georgia Legislator that introduced that bill and leave obvious sex messages for them informing them of the quality and nature of your ejaculate.

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (8uo4a)

198 190

What's with all this pie talk?

Let's talk about my depressing dating situation.
Posted by: Georgie Porgie at March 22, 2019 10:38 PM (zCyNd)

Why don't you just run away?

Posted by: Beto the Beta Baker at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (bEhmB)

199 Wow. Nunes went there. Just claimed this was a Clinton/Obama op using dirty cops.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (/tuJf)

200 there's a turd or two in that punch bowl!

Watch out for the upper decker!

Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (K22Va)

201 another win was yesterday's EO on free speech on campus and Big Ed cosigning student loans or otherwise "having skin in that game"

i like that a LOT

Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (xIKXj)

202 Custard pie!

Posted by: Led Zeppelin at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (NWiLs)

203 How is pecan pie only in *squints* DC and one of those square states that I can never tell apart? DC doesn't deserve it, for starters. And those square states are all desert so they only eat gila monsters and peyote.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:37 PM (t+qrx)

We have pecan pie.

South Carolina is one giant slice of something.

Posted by: Miklos, in the slice of pie shaped state at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (zCyNd)

204 I want some peanut butter pie

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (GeRdb)

205 'night, Jewells. Good luck at the show. Fingers crossed for best-of-breed!

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:41 PM (t+qrx)

206 Okay rons and ettes.. I'm out. First show of the year for me tomorrow. Gotta be up at the buttcrack of dawn. Wish me luck!

Stay safe.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (dUJdY)

-------------------

Good luck and good night.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 10:41 PM (ffYR/)

207 118 Chicken pot pie is not pie.


Says I.
Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (NLLmE)

Shut up, bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie!!!

Posted by: Judd Nelson at March 22, 2019 10:41 PM (XAYDB)

208 196 Ted Lieu just said that Congress isn't bound by DOJ guidelines restricting naming persons not indicted.

I sincerely hope the Donks try to ride this long-dead horse all the way through November 2020.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:41 PM (fF3XF)

209 I've heard fur pie doesn't sell

Posted by: Drc at March 22, 2019 10:41 PM (llGBY)

210

So, does this news on the Mueller report mean that they're all going
to have to admit that Hillary lost because she was the turd in the
punchbowl?


They'll never admit to anything even remotely close to the truth. I can see it now...all those imbecile Progs will wait with baited breath for Mewler's report and build that up like they've built up Mewler's reputation for years, then when the nothing-report is shown to be nothing, they'll want to eviscerate Mewler while still believing that PDT is a Rooskie asset.
One or two of them are already rocking back and forth on the couch muttering to themselves, "Trump. Russia. Trump. Russia. Trump. Russia..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 10:41 PM (HaL55)

211 201 another win was yesterday's EO on free speech on campus and Big Ed cosigning student loans or otherwise "having skin in that game"

i like that a LOT
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (xIKXj)

Glenn Reynolds must be simply aquiver. He's been promoting this idea for years.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:41 PM (NWiLs)

212 Anyone else getting a "not private" malware warning on that Hilton-bans-military link?

Am wondering if it could be censorship, but apparently there IS a malware program with the same name as the site (TheCount).

Posted by: Alec Rawls at March 22, 2019 10:41 PM (5SpNa)

213 Wow. Nunes went there. Just claimed this was a Clinton/Obama op using dirty cops.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (/tuJf)

By Monday, the MSM will have buried the story and be talking about Lady GaGa being in a relationship with Beto.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:42 PM (8wKjk)

214 Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (dUJdY)

Good luck!

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:42 PM (fF3XF)

215
Only the left could come up with a candidate for President who was so completely clueless that he would take his own mom to see 'Deep Throat' when he was 20 years old.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 10:42 PM (jYje5)

216 How is pecan pie only in *squints* DC and one of
those square states that I can never tell apart? DC doesn't deserve it,
for starters. And those square states are all desert so they only eat
gila monsters and peyote.

Posted by: hogmartin
is it PEEcan, or peCAAN?

Posted by: umm, pie. at March 22, 2019 10:42 PM (GzeO9)

217 Meanwhile, on Planet Portland, left-wing cyclists are furious.

In a rapidly gentrifying neighborhood, the white yuppie newcomers wanted a new bike lane. (One white newcomer bought a house on a busy street in the historically black area, and of course immediately began working to ban through car traffic from in front of his house. He has a young son, you see, so he deserves a quiet street.)

Well, the remaining black residents stopped construction of the bike lane, since it would have cut off access to a couple of places heavily used by blacks, like the local Head Start office.

Well, the white newcomers are apoplectic. How dare "these people" block something as useful as a bike lane? Like with the local black businesses being replaced by yoga studios and doggy daycares, this is for their own good.

You want to see racism, have black people block something left-wing white people want. (The black residents, of course, are well aware that when the bike lanes come in, the black people move out.)

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 22, 2019 10:42 PM (I2/tG)

218 Pumpin Pie is my porn name.

Posted by: Pumpkin Pie at March 22, 2019 10:42 PM (NLLmE)

219 We have pecan pie.

South Carolina is one giant slice of something.
Posted by: Miklos, in the slice of pie shaped state at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (zCyNd)


I think of pecan pie as a southern Atlantic thing. Carolinas, Georgia. Maybe Virginia.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:43 PM (t+qrx)

220 Whoa, another executive just resigned at SPLC!! Bwahahaha!



Trump you magnificent bastard!!



Posted by: gp at March 22, 2019 10:10 PM


The SPLC thing reminds of the affair at the Human Rights Campaign a few years ago... One of its founders was accused sodomising a minor, and was removed and memory-holed! He was just indicted, again, in January...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 22, 2019 10:43 PM (CLcKT)

221 209 I've heard fur pie doesn't sell
Posted by: Drc at March 22, 2019 10:41 PM (llGBY)


Why? It never goes out of style.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 10:43 PM (8wKjk)

222 191
You all should try my avocado pie sometime.

Posted by: Beto the Beta Baker at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (bEhmB)


I though you were partial to dirt pies.

Posted by: NOTN THATN GUY at March 22, 2019 10:43 PM (yLrhl)

223 >>>is it PEEcan, or peCAAN?


Posted by: umm, pie. at March 22, 2019 10:42 PM (GzeO9)<<<
peCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Posted by: James T. Kirk at March 22, 2019 10:43 PM (yIBga)

224 215
Only the left could come up with a candidate for President who was so completely clueless that he would take his own mom to see 'Deep Throat' when he was 20 years old.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 10:42 PM (jYje5)

Travis Bickle Goes to Washington

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:43 PM (NWiLs)

225 I think of pecan pie as a southern Atlantic thing. Carolinas, Georgia. Maybe Virginia.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:43 PM (t+qrx)

ahem

Posted by: Texas at March 22, 2019 10:44 PM (n13/j)

226 Clapper is on!

Let's see: Trump still tried to undermine the investigation.
There's still a cloud over Trump because of the "strange and deferential behavior of Trump toward Putin."

Just repeated that Trump is, at least, "an unwitting asset" of Russia

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 10:44 PM (TN1P5)

227 Macadamia Nut Pie.

Posted by: Spiff The Spaceman at March 22, 2019 10:44 PM (8uo4a)

228 Pecan pie is a midwestern holiday thing, too

I've made some good ones and some not so.

Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:44 PM (xIKXj)

229 They all know Trump hasn't colluded with the Russians or broken any laws.

They're pissed because their frame-up didn't work.

They can't face the fact they have failed again.

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 10:44 PM (ujbNH)

230 Neither pie, nor cake, but Nanaimo Bars are the tits.





A benefit of living in Canada.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 10:44 PM (XAYDB)

231 Byron York gets a cookie.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:45 PM (/tuJf)

232 By the way, Trader Joe's has this steak and ale, or steak and stout pie in their frozen food section. It is gooood.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 10:45 PM (+lVUW)

233 Oh, so out of all the great potential state pies, I get freaking tomato pie?! I'm outta here...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 22, 2019 10:45 PM (JoUsr)

234 Pecan pie.
Chocolate pecan pie.
Derby pie.
French silk pie.
Key lime pie.
Peanut butter pie.
Pumpkin pie.
Sweet potato pie.

Mmmm...pie...

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:45 PM (NWiLs)

235 millionaire pie sounds pretty gross. Pineapple in a pie?

Posted by: Quint at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (n13/j)

236 Shepherds pie. No goats nor sheep where hurt in the making of this pie.



Yet.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 22, 2019 10:25 PM (3H9h1)



. . . Try a little priest.

Posted by: Sweeny Todd at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (mUa7G)

237 bike lanes are target rich environments. there are no "rules of the road" for bikes. fuckers.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (KP5rU)

238 Clapper is on!

Of all the people I can't wait to see perp-walked, this POS is second only to Muzzie Brennan.

An eternity of torture using the barbed cock of Satan is far too good for these two treacherous piles of putrid rancid pig shit.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (fF3XF)

239 Just repeated that Trump is, at least, "an unwitting asset" of Russia

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 10:44 PM (TN1P5)

Clapper is a witting asshat.

Posted by: Miklos, opinionating at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (zCyNd)

240 Cheesecake... pie or cake?
Discuss.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (yIBga)

241 I still didn't manage to bring myself to cook the chicken in the refrigerator. It's only five days past the expiration date. Maybe I'll cook it tomorrow. And maybe the day after that I'll cook the steak that's four days past the expiration date.

Or maybe I'll just throw it out and go to McDonald's.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (sdi6R)

242 I think of pecan pie as a southern Atlantic thing. Carolinas, Georgia. Maybe Virginia.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:43 PM (t+qrx)

So... Places where people drink sweet tea, and have bad teeth?

Posted by: umm, pie. at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (GzeO9)

243 another win was yesterday's EO on free speech on campus and Big Ed cosigning student loans or otherwise "having skin in that game"

i like that a LOT
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM (xIKXj)

Glenn Reynolds must be simply aquiver. He's been promoting this idea for years.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:41 PM (NWiLs)

------------------------

Purdue has a pilot program that does exactly this. They fund the education, with an "income sharing" agreement once the student is employed post grad.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 10:47 PM (ffYR/)

244 Hi Insomn!

I just checked Reynold's blog, and it's down

being attacked!

Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:47 PM (xIKXj)

245 Jewels........the Colorado story is making me

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I did finally reply to your email at yahoo a few days ago

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 22, 2019 10:47 PM (c1nDO)

246 234 Pecan pie.
Chocolate pecan pie.
Derby pie.
French silk pie.
Key lime pie.
Peanut butter pie.
Pumpkin pie.
Sweet potato pie.

Mmmm...pie...
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:45 PM (NWiLs)

--Lemon Meringue

Penalty flag for leaving it out

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 10:48 PM (XAYDB)

247 >>>Clapper is on!



Let's see: Trump still tried to undermine the investigation.

There's still a cloud over Trump because of the "strange and deferential behavior of Trump toward Putin."



Just repeated that Trump is, at least, "an unwitting asset" of Russia

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 10:44 PM (TN1P5)<<<

Clap on!

Posted by: The Clapper Commercial at March 22, 2019 10:48 PM (yIBga)

248 Cheesecake... pie or cake?
Discuss.

Posted by: James T. Kirk at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (yIBga)

*Engages is witting destruction of evidence*

Posted by: Miklos, Out and Proud Omnivore at March 22, 2019 10:48 PM (zCyNd)

249 Googling the substance of the story it turns out to be real:

"The DoubleTree Colorado Springs [owned by Hilton] has issued an apology and terminated two employees for refusing service to members of the military attending a post-deployment celebration at the hotel earlier this month."

Posted by: Alec Rawls at March 22, 2019 10:48 PM (5SpNa)

250 Insty is up for me.

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 10:48 PM (ujbNH)

251 The guy in the Jesus cartoon who's suggesting we give money to the Romans and let them take care of the unfortunate has got it wrong or, at the very least, incomplete.

What we really need to do is pull out a gun and force OTHER people to "give" money to the Romans.
And maybe we'll "give" a little too --- but only if everyone is forced to.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 22, 2019 10:48 PM (Rxduq)

252 In Texas it is puh con or they get mad. I like to say peecun because it annoys people.

Posted by: Quint at March 22, 2019 10:49 PM (n13/j)

253
Wow. Nunes went there. Just claimed this was a Clinton/Obama op using dirty cops.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:40 PM


Ever see any serious news reports tying this back to Sid Vicious? I know he's in there somewhere, and if shit gets real Hillary will toss him under the bus in milliseconds.

Before the election, when I was certain Trump was gonna win, I suggested here he should get the hell out of this country.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 22, 2019 10:49 PM (jYje5)

254 Why? It never goes out of style.
-----------------
Gets stuck in your teeth, I think.

Posted by: Drc at March 22, 2019 10:49 PM (llGBY)

255 Just repeated that Trump is, at least, "an unwitting asset" of Russia

And yet, this POS worked directly for a guy who he knew full fucking well was a fully "witting" asset of Iran.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:49 PM (fF3XF)

256 So... Places where people drink sweet tea, and have bad teeth?
Posted by: umm, pie. at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (GzeO9)

--I'm Virginian, and live in Texas, and neither applies, Yankee.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 10:49 PM (XAYDB)

257 So... Places where people drink sweet tea, and have bad teeth?
Posted by: umm, pie. at March 22, 2019 10:46 PM (GzeO9)


Sweet tea, yes. Places where pecans grow, is what I was thinking. Maybe they grow elsewhere, but they don't come to mind when I think 'pecan pie'.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:49 PM (t+qrx)

258 is it PEEcan, or peCAAN?
Posted by: umm, pie. at March 22, 2019 10:42 PM (GzeO9

It's peKHAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN

Posted by: Kirk in an understated moment at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (bEhmB)

259 gooseberry pie

turtle pie


strawberry rhubarb pie


yum yum gimme some

Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (xIKXj)

260 244 Hi Insomn!

I just checked Reynold's blog, and it's down

being attacked!
Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:47 PM (xIKXj)

Huh. It's working for me. I'll be surprised if he doesn't have that story front and center for a while.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (NWiLs)

261 128 Hello? I live in Ohio and I've never heard of "Peanut Butter Pie"'

Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2019 10:17 PM (jm1YL)
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It's a variation of Buckeyes, no?
Posted by: Boots at March 22, 2019 10:28 PM (e9omi)


Buckeyes (the kind you eat) are a peanut butter truffle-ish center and chocolate outside.

Peanut butter pie (cream cheese and peanut butter with whipped cream on top) is pretty common near and in Amish and Mennonite areas here in NE Ohio.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (di1hb)

262 Their crying over this obvious good news is horrific
Posted by: LASue


It's like that rich bastard, Bill Maher, hoping the economy collapses to hurt Trump.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (+lVUW)

263 Then shipped off to Devil's Island, French Guyana.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (kQs4Y)

A nice tropical island in the Caribbean? Why not some windswept, treeless rock in the Aleutians.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (nPGq2)

264 Lady I worked with called it peekin pie.

I assume she was mentally ill. Turns out she was from Delaware.

Poor bastard.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (NLLmE)

265
I still didn't manage to bring myself to cook the chicken in the
refrigerator. It's only five days past the expiration date. Maybe I'll
cook it tomorrow. And maybe the day after that I'll cook the steak
that's four days past the expiration date.
----
That's just silly. Nobody cooks chickens in the refrigerator! Use the oven.

Posted by: umm, pie. at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (GzeO9)

266 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (JFzNN)

267 Crazy...who could have ever seen this coming. A civil war fought between the forces of the deplorable`s and the array of the bags of subhuman shit?

Posted by: Tentotwo at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (yhf6w)

268 Then shipped off to Devil's Island, French Guyana.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (kQs4Y)

A nice tropical island in the Caribbean? Why not some windswept, treeless rock in the Aleutians.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (nPGq2)

I was thinking Antarctica, personally.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (fF3XF)

269 266 Good Evening
Posted by: wing at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (JFzNN)

Awfully damn presumptuous of you.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (NWiLs)

270 196
Ted Lieu just said that Congress isn't bound by DOJ guidelines restricting naming persons not indicted.



Basically saying, if we get an unredacted report, we're smearing everyone named

Laying out that the goal was never proving Russian collusion

They're investigating whether Trump or anyone associated with him committed any crime and also anything unethical

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories


{shakes head approvingly.}

Posted by: Lavrentiy Beria at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (WNAuL)

271 A nice tropical island in the Caribbean? Why not some windswept, treeless rock in the Aleutians.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (nPGq2)

I think Gitmo still has all-inclusive packages.

Posted by: Miklos, tryina be helpful at March 22, 2019 10:52 PM (zCyNd)

272 269 266 Good Evening
Posted by: wing at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (JFzNN)

Awfully damn presumptuous of you.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (NWiLs)

And that, dear friends, is why I love this place, and keep coming back lo these last 10-years or so.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:52 PM (fF3XF)

273 268 Then shipped off to Devil's Island, French Guyana.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (kQs4Y)

A nice tropical island in the Caribbean? Why not some windswept, treeless rock in the Aleutians.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (nPGq2)

I was thinking Antarctica, personally.
Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (fF3XF)

--Rikers/Alcatraz/Robbins > Devil's

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 10:52 PM (XAYDB)

274 I can hope anyway

Posted by: wing at March 22, 2019 10:52 PM (JFzNN)

275 And now Laura is talking the Ukraine angle. And the Ukraine ambassador is out.

I'm telling you this is where we are heading.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:53 PM (/tuJf)

276 This guy is too good at what he does... https://tinyurl.com/y3pevje7

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 10:53 PM (ujbNH)

277 I'm telling you this is where we are heading.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:53 PM (/tuJf)

There was a piece in The Hill today about this, right?

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:53 PM (fF3XF)

278 AoSHQ gave me two of the best this week: the rendition of "Dream On" by Postmodern Jazz (PJM) and Carla at McDonald's -- just the Dorset one, not all the others.

Posted by: Smilin Jack at March 22, 2019 10:53 PM (yDxHh)

279 you're right davidt

I went straight there instead of to Reynolds.com where he had written those notes there about it's being attacked in the past

thanks

Posted by: booknlass at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (xIKXj)

280 I think the comment about Christianity missed an important point that needs to be kept alive at all costs so I will repeat it here.

The state CAN NOT give charity. It can redistribute, and there are some legitimate reasons for that, but taxes helping the poor is not charity. It never is, and never can be.

For starters, the state has no legitimate justification for charity. All expenditures by the state must benefit the large majority of the citizens. Everything else is theft.

Second, It is not charity to vote for a policy of taking money from someone else to give to a third. If you want more charity, then fine you are free to give your own money. And people know this. No one votes for higher taxes which they expect to pay themselves. They expect to be able to minimize their burden while forcing others to pay more. This is the opposite of charitable thought.

These people talking about Christian socialism are just idiots.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (LWu6U)

281 --Rikers/Alcatraz/Robbins > Devil's

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 10:52 PM (XAYDB)

Any tropical island will do, if leprosy is reintroduced.

Posted by: Father Miklos Damien at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (zCyNd)

282 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at March 22, 2019 10:51 PM (JFzNN)


But I identify as MORNING!

Posted by: The Day at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (Y8PSl)

283 Holy shit. Biden is toast.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (/tuJf)

284 haven't been on drudge for about a year. little bitch commit suicide yet?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (KP5rU)

285 Chicken pot pie is not pie.


Says I.
Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (NLLmE)

Even if it is made with free-range pot?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 10:55 PM (nPGq2)

286 These people talking about Christian socialism are just idiots.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (LWu6U)

Or the Bishop of Rome. Or is it AND the Bishop of Rome?

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 10:56 PM (fF3XF)

287 AoSHQ gave me two of the best this week: the rendition of "Dream On" by Postmodern Jazz
Posted by: Smilin Jack at March 22, 2019 10:53 PM (yDxHh)


I listened to that yesterday at work, and then some their other stuff - it's all really good. Sent the link to some friends, and they'd already been listening to them for a while. OK, when were you assholes gonna tell me? I'm always the last to find out.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:56 PM (t+qrx)

288 Ted Lieu just said that Congress isn't bound by DOJ guidelines restricting naming persons not indicted.

Basically saying, if we get an unredacted report, we're smearing everyone named
Laying out that the goal was never proving Russian collusion
They're investigating whether Trump or anyone associated with him committed any crime and also anything unethical
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canad


This turd Ted Lieu came to a candidates forum at our high school years ago Then he was obviously a union shill and an idiot. Now he's evolved into a full blown lunatic asshole.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 10:57 PM (XROPS)

289 A chicken pot pie in every pot!

Posted by: Huey-Miklos "Kingfish" Long at March 22, 2019 10:57 PM (zCyNd)

290 Holy shit. Biden is toast.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (/tuJf)


...?

Anything in particular, or just generally?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:57 PM (t+qrx)

291 Hey, if this ONT is no joke, why am I laughing so much?

Mueller.....
Mueller....
Mueller?

Posted by: tankdemon at March 22, 2019 10:57 PM (bEhmB)

292 Holy shit. Biden is toast.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (/tuJf)

-----------------------------

Yep. Watching this too. Slow Joe may as well book up his speech calendar now and forget getting in for 2020. That Hunter thing will sink him.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 10:57 PM (ffYR/)

293 Ukrainian Cream Pie!

Posted by: jasper at March 22, 2019 10:58 PM (tRLIC)

294 Even if it is made with free-range pot?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


As I recollect, free range pot is too leafy for pie.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 10:58 PM (NLLmE)

295 This ONT is a joke.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (4knXT)

296 Posted this over on the Maddow thread:

How do we deal with all the people in our lives who've spent the past two years insisting that the Russian Collusion fantasy was real?

On the one hand I don't want to go over old fights with family and friends -- and some of those fights were pretty damned bitter back in 2016-2017.

But I would like some closure. An apology. At least an admission that I was right and this is all bullshit.

Should I push for it? Or let it all drop?

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (CDW/t)

297 wow wow wow

This is falling apart fast. If you missed that last segment on Laura Ingraham look for it on youtube.

Here's the backstory.

https://bit.ly/2nmXtT1

It's coming out in a firehose now.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (/tuJf)

298 "Why is a beermaker publicly delving into politics, you might ask? It seems like a bone-head move, to paraphrase Joe Biden, but here we are. Boston Beer Company, brewers of Sam Adams beer, are dedicating a new brew to liberal Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg and are also supporting the ACLU at the same time."

http://bit.ly/2FnqKoO


Sam Adams isn't that good anyway.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (yQpMk)

299 Ted Lieu just said that Congress isn't bound by DOJ guidelines restricting naming persons not indicted.

Yep, that's really going to encourage AG Barr to release the report to Congress.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (bEhmB)

300 292; what's the scoop on biden? i refuse to watch the media? i get my news here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (KP5rU)

301 I'll just make another drink and cook the chicken tomorrow. It's sealed in plastic, so it's still good, right?

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:00 PM (sdi6R)

302 Should I push for it? Or let it all drop?

An upper decker?

Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2019 11:00 PM (K22Va)

303 Thanks WD for an interesting ONT.

Regarding the last slave brought over, my dad was able to trace the lineage back to an ancestor who was a slave, but ran into the 1870 wall.

He was born in Culpepper County, VA and later became a carpenter and blacksmith in Louisiana after the Civil War.

It's a fascinating story, yet I have mixed feelings dredging up old wounds.

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 11:00 PM (RU4sa)

304 Should I push for it? Or let it all drop?
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (CDW/t)

Push? No.

If they utter one syllable to try to infer that "this proves nothing"? Both barrels to the center of the chest.

That's the approach I'm planning on taking.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 11:00 PM (fF3XF)

305 Which of Biden's rivals dropped the dime on him?

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 11:00 PM (ujbNH)

306

Once more a thank you to the fine folk who so carefully positioned the rakes.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 22, 2019 11:01 PM (S/hVx)

307 Holy shit. Biden is toast.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (/tuJf)

...?

Anything in particular, or just generally?
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:57 PM (t+qrx)

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Hunter Biden has been tied to $3.1 million in payments for energy industry work from Ukraine for "regulatory compliance". He has no background in either energy or compliance.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:01 PM (ffYR/)

308 How is pecan pie only in *squints* DC and one of those square states that I can never tell apart? DC doesn't deserve it, for starters. And those square states are all desert so they only eat gila monsters and peyote.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:37 PM (t+qrx)

There are pecan groves in Arizona.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 11:01 PM (nPGq2)

309 http://bit.ly/2FnqKoO

Sam Adams isn't that good anyway.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (yQpMk)

Looks like I just purchased my last-ever 6-pack of Sam Adams beer - like, 2-months ago.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 11:01 PM (fF3XF)

310
I listened to that yesterday at work, and then some their other stuff - it's all really good. Sent the link to some friends, and they'd already been listening to them for a while. OK, when were you assholes gonna tell me? I'm always the last to find out.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:56 PM (t+qrx)

Ace has been linking to PMJ in the sidebar for a while now. I think since Puddles Pity Party's renfitionbof Lorde's Royals a couple of years ago.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 22, 2019 11:02 PM (bEhmB)

311 Just saw the tears in the eyes of Mr madcow. Delicious.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 22, 2019 11:03 PM (0OmEj)

312 * quatloos

Posted by: Corndog at March 22, 2019 11:03 PM (MwSvv)

313 >>Which of Biden's rivals dropped the dime on him?

Lots of this has been known for over a year. See 297. Hell, the CIA involvement with others *cough McCain* has been known for longer.

The only new thing I heard tonight is that after Hunter Biden was put on the board of a corrupt Ukrainian natural gas company $3 million dollars showed up in his bank account.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:03 PM (/tuJf)

314 A nice tropical island in the Caribbean? Why not some windswept, treeless rock in the Aleutians.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (nPGq2)


Kiska is supposed to be nice. Summer is the best day of the year I am told.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:03 PM (mUa7G)

315 The state CAN NOT give charity. It can redistribute, and there are some legitimate reasons for that, but taxes helping the poor is not charity. It never is, and never can be.

For starters, the state has no legitimate justification for charity. All expenditures by the state must benefit the large majority of the citizens. Everything else is theft.

Second, It is not charity to vote for a policy of taking money from someone else to give to a third. If you want more charity, then fine you are free to give your own money. And people know this. No one votes for higher taxes which they expect to pay themselves. They expect to be able to minimize their burden while forcing others to pay more. This is the opposite of charitable thought.

These people talking about Christian socialism are just idiots.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2019 10:54 PM (LWu6U)

--Virtues, such as charity, are individual.

They are also voluntary, not compulsory (*COUGH* Islam *COUGH*).

Oh, and before I forget . . . *guilt* is also individual.


Aristotle 101.

Jeez, I learned this shit when I was a teen in college.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:03 PM (XAYDB)

316 I listened to that yesterday at work, and then some
their other stuff - it's all really good. Sent the link to some friends,
and they'd already been listening to them for a while. OK, when were
you assholes gonna tell me? I'm always the last to find out.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:56 PM (t+qrx)


Try my link at 276.

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 11:03 PM (ujbNH)

317 307: That sounds like a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act violation.
Maybe a special counsel should investigate.

Posted by: Revenant at March 22, 2019 11:04 PM (bD2Jh)

318 iirc, Hunter Biden is teamed up with John Kerry's kid.

Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 11:05 PM (ujbNH)

319

lulz

You see the new meme?

#learntocope

hahahahahaha!

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 11:05 PM (0Qr6+)

320 Only the most lame pencil necked Schiff led democrats could turn the bombastic Donald Trump into a sympathetic underdog.

Americans love an underdog.


Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 11:05 PM (XROPS)

321 31
Nope. Me either. I call bullshit.

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at March 22, 2019 11:05 PM (swldI)

322 I can't believe how the dastardly Russian Super-Spy Carter Page got away with it! Dastardly indeed!

And we put our Best Men on it!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 11:05 PM (Ndje9)

323 Hunter Biden has been tied to $3.1 million in payments for energy industry work from Ukraine for "regulatory compliance". He has no background in either energy or compliance.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:01 PM (ffYR/)

He found his dead brother's wife highly compliant.

Posted by: Miklos, just sayin' at March 22, 2019 11:06 PM (zCyNd)

324 Should I push for it? Or let it all drop?
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (CDW/t)


The will never say sorry, they will never admit they are wrong until they feel remorse or need to admit it on their own.

Instead tell them to shut up and grown up, only Peter Pan lives in Never-Never land.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:06 PM (mUa7G)

325 >> iirc, Hunter Biden is teamed up with John Kerry's kid.

And their "investment company" got something like $1 billion from a Chinese company, aka the Chinese gov't, after a trip Joey Choo Choo made to China.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:06 PM (/tuJf)

326 That sounds like a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act violation.
Maybe a special counsel should investigate.
Posted by: Revenant at March 22, 2019 11:04 PM (bD2Jh)

-----------------------

Yep, it sure does.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:06 PM (ffYR/)

327 301 I'll just make another drink and cook the chicken tomorrow. It's sealed in plastic, so it's still good, right?
Posted by: rickl


Crack open the plastic. If it smells off a tiny bit, they you are OK to cook today but it will probably reek tomorrow and even if cooked it will taste funny. Through the plastic you can't tell, but open it op and you will know.
If it only smells a bit, it will be fine and taste fine.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2019 11:07 PM (LWu6U)

328
The Left and Fake News aren't shocked and disappointed because Mueller didn't find anything -- they're shocked and disappointed because Mueller didn't LIE and say he found something.

Everyone knew and know this was a Hoax. Mueller was supposed to do his part and complete the Frame-up.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 11:07 PM (0Qr6+)

329 5
That pie chart is BS. In Michigan it's cherry pi-i-i-i-i-i-e.



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:07 PM (kQs4Y)

Exactly.
WTF is a cheeseburger pie?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 22, 2019 11:07 PM (ufFY8)

330 Ace has been linking to PMJ in the sidebar for a while now. I think since Puddles Pity Party's renfitionbof Lorde's Royals a couple of years ago.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 22, 2019 11:02 PM (bEhmB)


I'd heard Puddles but not PMJ. Or maybe I just didn't connect with whatever song had been linked before.

Try my link at 276.
Posted by: davidt at March 22, 2019 11:03 PM (ujbNH)


This is good stuff. I don't know why I bother having real-life friends, they never tell me about stuff like this.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:07 PM (t+qrx)

331 325 >> iirc, Hunter Biden is teamed up with John Kerry's kid.

And their "investment company" got something like $1 billion from a Chinese company, aka the Chinese gov't, after a trip Joey Choo Choo made to China.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:06 PM (/tuJf)

--We're barely better than Morlocks

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:07 PM (XAYDB)

332 Just saw the tears in the eyes of Mr madcow. Delicious.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 22, 2019 11:03 PM (0OmEj)


Yeah, for a boy she sure cries a lot.

Posted by: Average Guy at March 22, 2019 11:08 PM (LMcFk)

333 Neither pie, nor cake, but Nanaimo Bars are the tits.





A benefit of living in Canada.
Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 10:44 PM (XAYDB)

Meh, they have that rancid nasty shredded coconut in them. You can have mine. But I have been drunk in Nanaimo bars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 11:08 PM (nPGq2)

334 >>Yep, it sure does.

Its way more than that.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:08 PM (/tuJf)

335 Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Trumps' rope-a-dope.

Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2019 11:08 PM (K22Va)

336 Best pie ever was raspberry pie in Keeseville NY.

All those other pies, they're fags and ther sh*t is retarded.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 22, 2019 11:08 PM (EZebt)

337 WTF is a cheeseburger pie?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt



Like a rusty trombone only worse.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 11:08 PM (NLLmE)

338 Everyone knew and know this was a Hoax. Mueller was supposed to do his part and complete the Frame-up.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 11:07 PM (0Qr6+)

Oh, I'm sure there's plenty of inference and innuendo in the report. It is, after all, the Prosecutor's side of the story, and only that.

I'm also pretty sure Trump's team will have a field day with it once they get to counter-point.

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 11:09 PM (fF3XF)

339 Meh, they have that rancid nasty shredded coconut in them. You can have mine. But I have been drunk in Nanaimo bars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 11:08 PM (nPGq2)

--Pass 'em over!!!!!

I've had Nanaimo bars with a little . . . kick to them as well.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:09 PM (XAYDB)

340 Hunter Biden has been tied to $3.1 million in payments for energy industry work from Ukraine for "regulatory compliance". He has no background in either energy or compliance.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:01 PM (ffYR/)

He found his dead brother's wife highly compliant.
Posted by: Miklos, just sayin' at March 22, 2019 11:06 PM (zCyNd)

--------------------------

Yes, yes he did. The creepy apple fell right at the base of the tree in that family.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:09 PM (ffYR/)

341 Hunter Biden...

Isn't he the one who got kicked out of the Navy after one day of service?

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 11:09 PM (RU4sa)

342 WTF is a cheeseburger pie?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt




google it, mostly hygiene thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2019 11:10 PM (MTjB1)

343 i thought ace told us maddow is an animatronic almond? an it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:10 PM (KP5rU)

344

lulz:

@randyrainbow
"I have read the Mueller report and it turns out in 2016 Lori Laughlin paid $600 on Craigslist to have her daughter elected president of the United States."

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 11:10 PM (0Qr6+)

345 Nanaimo is a little town on Vancouver Island, known for truly only two outputs: Nanaimo Bars, and Diana Krall.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:10 PM (XAYDB)

346 Crack open the plastic. If it smells off a tiny bit, they you are OK to cook today but it will probably reek tomorrow and even if cooked it will taste funny.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 22, 2019 11:07 PM (LWu6U)


n.b. cooking will kill bacteria but will not neutralize any toxins they've already produced. So cooking it if it's on the border of good/not good might buy you another couple of days, but if it's really gone off, you can't fix it.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:11 PM (t+qrx)

347 G'night folks. Going to a memorial service for an old friend tomorrow morning in CT. Drummer in my first "real" (as in, not High School) band. Never recovered from a horrifying motorcycle accident 5-years ago - passed away earlier this year. Very sad.

Keep the place clean, mm-kay?

Posted by: DocJ at March 22, 2019 11:11 PM (fF3XF)

348 After much thought and consultation with my family , I have decide I will not seek the nomination of the Democrat Party for President in 2020
Thank you

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 22, 2019 11:11 PM (o1fzk)

349 309
http://bit.ly/2FnqKoO



Sam Adams isn't that good anyway.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (yQpMk)



Looks like I just purchased my last-ever 6-pack of Sam Adams beer - like, 2-months ago.

Posted by: DocJ


Saw this earlier. Go woke, go broke. I've been drinking beer from Devil's Backbone and Founders for a while now.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 11:12 PM (WNAuL)

350 348 After much thought and consultation with my family , I have decide I will not seek the nomination of the Democrat Party for President in 2020
Thank you
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 22, 2019 11:11 PM (o1fzk)

Stop sniffing my hair!!!!!!

Posted by: AOC at March 22, 2019 11:12 PM (XAYDB)

351 Meanwhile, Talia Lavin, the "whiteness"-hating left wing jerk, who got fired by the New Yorker for claiming that a disabled veteran had a swastika tattoo, and who just got hired by the NWU journalism school, has added the Russian word "partizanka" to her name on Twitter.

"Partizanka" means "female partisan" in Russian.

Yeah, you're just like the partisans facing death operating behind Nazi lines in the Second World War, sweetie. Why, occasionally, I bet you have to wait five minutes extra for a subway train.

Posted by: The ARC of History at March 22, 2019 11:12 PM (I2/tG)

352 I can't wait for his next big rally - I'm sure he'll be on fire about Crooked Hillary's cooked-up Russian collusion fantasy.

Posted by: Gref at March 22, 2019 10:26 PM (AMIL/)

He has one next week in Grand Rapids, MI.

I will be there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 22, 2019 11:13 PM (ufFY8)

353 After much thought and consultation with my family , I have decide I will not seek the nomination of the Democrat Party for President in 2020
Thank you
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 22, 2019 11:11 PM (o1fzk)

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No, thank YOU Joe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:13 PM (4knXT)

354 Holy Sh!t about those that posted that sign at the Hilton. How the fvck did they think that was ok. They should be drawn and quartered.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:13 PM (Rz2Nc)

355 Yep, it sure does.

Its way more than that.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:08 PM (/tuJf)

-----------------------

I'm sure you're right, and you have been pointing to Ukraine for a while. Do you have a Cliff's notes version of this please?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:13 PM (ffYR/)

356 Isn't he the one who got kicked out of the Navy after one day of service?
Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 11:09 PM (RU4sa)


After getting a golden ticket waiver to get in in the first place. And then popped for coke on his first fucking day.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:13 PM (t+qrx)

357 She proceeded to throat punch my cock with her sultry, savory lips like there was a bonus McRib in my trousers.

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 11:14 PM (LuPts)

358 Anyone think Joe Biden is smart enough to be the mastermind behind anything more complicated than making toast?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:14 PM (/tuJf)

359 Its way more than that.


Hunter Biden in a Ukrainian prison would be the capper.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 11:14 PM (yQpMk)

360 irongrampa #306:
Once more a thank you to the fine folk who so carefully positioned the rakes.

Hahaha.

Designed by Rube Goldberg.

Materials supplied by Acme, Inc.

Posted by: Chef zombie john belushi at the Mueller cafe at March 22, 2019 11:14 PM (GvEen)

361 Want a carrot, AOC?

Posted by: logprof --we can haz &&&& at March 22, 2019 11:14 PM (XAYDB)

362 358 Anyone think Joe Biden is smart enough to be the mastermind behind anything more complicated than making toast?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:14 PM (/tuJf)

Which side of the toast do I spread the butter on?

Posted by: Joe the Biden at March 22, 2019 11:15 PM (XAYDB)

363 358: joe can't make toast. i doubt he can dress himself anymore. joe couldn't run a one pump gas station.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)

364 Krep is still trapped in the Phantom Zone.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 11:17 PM (yQpMk)

365

After getting a golden ticket waiver to get in in the first place. And then popped for coke on his first fucking day.

Didn't they make him an officer? I don't thing he passed "Go" or paid $200 or even went to anything so gauche as boot camp, did he? I recall something squirrelly about that...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:17 PM (HaL55)

366 Kreplach...don't go into the light!

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 11:18 PM (NLLmE)

367 364; i can help. the gop is a useless pile of dogshit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:18 PM (KP5rU)

368 Which side of the toast do I spread the butter on?

Which butter, the Elmers?

Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2019 11:18 PM (K22Va)

369 Sam Adams isn't that good anyway.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (yQpMk)

It's not something I normally buy, but now I will actively avoid it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 11:18 PM (nPGq2)

370 Anyone think Joe Biden is smart enough to be the mastermind behind anything more complicated than making toast?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:14 PM (/tuJf)

He was smart enough to keep listing left, just enough to be re-elected, but staying far enough center to help the Obama ticket.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:18 PM (Rz2Nc)

371 I think my hash is secretly awesome because it contains no numbers, nor lower case letters . . . but I'm too buzzed to uncover that secret.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:19 PM (XAYDB)

372 What, no pizza pie?


Try pie. Try.

Posted by: Happy Fun Ball at March 22, 2019 11:19 PM (BoSHT)

373 Hunter Biden...



Isn't he the one who got kicked out of the Navy after one day of service?

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 11:09 PM (RU4sa)

Yep. Pissed hot for cocaine.

Posted by: Bert G at March 22, 2019 11:19 PM (OMsf+)

374 He was smart enough to keep listing left, just enough to be re-elected, but staying far enough center to help the Obama ticket.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:18 PM (Rz2Nc)

--------

You're reading way too much into that retard.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:19 PM (4knXT)

375 I got sick and tired of sandwiches, so I had the idea of cooking steak and chicken breasts to freeze and microwave for lunches at work. Also it would eliminate the carbs in the bread. It sounded like a good idea.

But I find cooking extremely stressful and overwhelming, so I keep putting it off and just get fast food for lunch. Then I throw out the meat I bought and kept past the expiration date. I repeat this cycle over and over again.

Tonight I ate almost a whole bag of Bugles for dinner. That wasn't stressful at all.

Maybe I should just forget the whole thing and stock up on TV dinners. I can handle that at least.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:20 PM (sdi6R)

376 345
Nanaimo is a little town on Vancouver Island, known for truly only two outputs: Nanaimo Bars, and Diana Krall.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:10 PM (XAYDB)


She reminds me of Peggy Lee.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 22, 2019 11:20 PM (yLrhl)

377 I'm sure you're right, and you have been pointing to Ukraine for a while. Do you have a Cliff's notes version of this please?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:13 PM (ffYR/)


A friend sent me a link to an article on The Hill by John Solomon, but it only tangentially touches Biden, mostly looking at the release of Manafort documents about his activities in the Ukraine

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2t2dy5t

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:20 PM (mUa7G)

378 If you want to buy delicious paste in a Qwikee Mart, you have to speak with a slight Indian accent.

Posted by: Sen. Joey Biden at March 22, 2019 11:20 PM (zCyNd)

379 He found his dead brother's wife highly compliant.
Posted by: Miklos, just sayin' at March 22, 2019 11:06 PM (zCyNd)


I don't see the problem

Posted by: Boyd Crowder at March 22, 2019 11:20 PM (zCabI)

380 Hunter Biden has been tied to $3.1 million in payments for energy industry work from Ukraine for "regulatory compliance". He has no background in either energy or compliance.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:01 PM (ffYR/)

"Regulatory compliance" is a cutesy term for "graft".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (nPGq2)

381 You're reading way too much into that retard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)



lol

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (NLLmE)

382


Mmmm, Diana Krall...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (HaL55)

383 You're reading way too much into that retard.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:19 PM (4knXT)

Not really, he has good survival instincts, not really considered high intelligence.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (Rz2Nc)

384 >>>Anyone think Joe Biden is smart enough to be the mastermind behind anything more complicated than making toast?



Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:14 PM (/tuJf)<<<



Not even that.

He keeps fucking the toaster.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (yIBga)

385 Okay, yeah, sure, I see already that there's no line at the punch bowl. You people keep pointing out there's no punch line. So? Was there a caption I missed? Why is there no line for the punch? I, too, looked for floating snickers, but saw none. What is the grisly thing everybody's lined up for at the other table, anyway? Does the joke have something to do with those things on the doors in the background? I DON'T GET IT!

Posted by: clooless dood, majoring in blindfolded underwater crochet studies at UW, Madison, at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (GvEen)

386 Kiska is supposed to be nice. Summer is the best day of the year I am told.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:03 PM (mUa7G)
......................
Attu is a romantic paradise as well, with the 100 plus mph katabatic winds ripping across the frozen landscape, what more could an avid tourist want?

Posted by: Tentotwo at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (yhf6w)

387 Didn't they make him an officer? I don't thing he passed "Go" or paid $200 or even went to anything so gauche as boot camp, did he? I recall something squirrelly about that...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:17 PM (HaL55)


I think he went in as a JAG, so he might have gone to fork and knife school. It's not at all uncommon for staff corps officers (docs, chaplains, etc) who are already in a professional career to go to a brief officer indoc school to get commissioned instead of doing it the hard way.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (t+qrx)

388 I am glad to see everyone thinks that pie graph is bs.

OTOH, Pie proves there is a God.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 11:22 PM (r+sAi)

389

Tonight I ate almost a whole bag of Bugles for dinner. That wasn't stressful at all.


Bugles and dip are real good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:22 PM (HaL55)

390 >>I'm sure you're right, and you have been pointing to Ukraine for a while. Do you have a Cliff's notes version of this please?

It's way to complicated for late on a Beer Night but the Ukraine is a nexus for virtually everyone in the fake Russia scam. McCain, Nuland, Brennan, Obama, Clinton, Manafort and on and on. The group that tried to take down Trump and helped expose Manafort engineered the revolution in Ukraine, with an assist to Soros, that drove out a pro-Russian president and installed a government they could control.

Hillary actually did collude with the Ukrainian government to hamstring Trump and the head prosecutor in Ukraine just opened up his own investigation to get to the bottom of it. And it's just so perfect that a crazy old Russian hating bastard like McCain would be caught up in this.

I'll try and be more expansive when and if I am ever sober again. This is way too much fun.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:23 PM (/tuJf)

391 Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 11:09 PM (RU4sa)

Glad to see the nice family news!

Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2019 11:23 PM (K22Va)

392 Mmmm, bulges.

Posted by: Shepard Smith at March 22, 2019 11:23 PM (ujbNH)

393 She reminds me of Peggy Lee.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 22, 2019 11:20 PM (yLrhl)


Surely Nanaimo bars are more like something from Sara Lee?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:23 PM (mUa7G)

394 Mmmm, Diana Krall...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (HaL55)


Some stuff from Live in Paris came up on my playlist today on the way to work.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:23 PM (t+qrx)

395 what happened to the trillion dollar stimulus package "choo choo" was in charge of? poof, gone. not a peep out of our esteemed road warrior media.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:24 PM (KP5rU)

396 Bugles and dip are real good.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:22 PM (HaL55)


Cope or Skoal, with Bugles?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:24 PM (t+qrx)

397

Not really, he has good survival instincts, not really considered high intelligence.

I say we drop him off on some deserted island and find out.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:25 PM (HaL55)

398 364 Krep is still trapped in the Phantom Zone.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 11:17 PM (yQpMk)

--Grump, pray tell, what is the reference???

A nod to a "phantom zone" is in the back of my mind, but even Evil Google does not reveal it to me.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:25 PM (XAYDB)

399 Yuengling hasn't introduced a RBG branded beer so far.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:25 PM (sdi6R)

400 rickl, I've had nights where dinner was chips and salsa, and I was quite satisfied with it. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 11:25 PM (miE9U)

401 what happened to the trillion dollar stimulus package "choo choo" was in charge of? poof, gone. not a peep out of our esteemed road warrior media.


As I recall, he was also going to cure cancer.


My disappointment is palpable.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 11:25 PM (yQpMk)

402 I just saw the "Florida man" game where you google "Florida man" plus your birthday and see what come's up. I just did it with my own December 17th and the result was pretty hilarious:

"Police: Florida man tries to exchange marijuana for food at McDonald's"

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 22, 2019 11:25 PM (neYCV)

403 "Regulatory compliance" is a cutesy term for "graft".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (nPGq2)


could be short for "cut-out" or "bag-man"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:26 PM (mUa7G)

404 The Phantom Zone is a fictional prison dimension appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly in association with stories featuring Superman. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at March 22, 2019 11:26 PM (yQpMk)

405

Cope or Skoal, with Bugles?

That comment was two seconds away from a monitor spew.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:27 PM (HaL55)

406 what happened to the trillion dollar stimulus package "choo choo" was in charge of? poof, gone. not a peep out of our esteemed road warrior media.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:24 PM (KP5rU)


Remember when that schmuck whose name I forget called him "Sheriff Joe"?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:27 PM (t+qrx)

407 379
He found his dead brother's wife highly compliant.

Posted by: Miklos, just sayin' at March 22, 2019 11:06 PM (zCyNd)



I don't see the problem



Posted by: Boyd Crowder


https://youtu.be/cco-pCb0klU

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 11:27 PM (WNAuL)

408 Phantom Zone made people look like flying, flipping album covers of Queen.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 11:28 PM (brgv3)

409 My disappointment is palpable.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 11:25 PM (yQpMk)

---------

*snaps on latex gloves*

Where do I start?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:28 PM (4knXT)

410 394 Mmmm, Diana Krall...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (HaL55)

Some stuff from Live in Paris came up on my playlist today on the way to work.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:23 PM (t+qrx)

--She's not for everyone, but her live covers of "S'Wonderful" and "Let's Fall In Love" from that album are favs of mine.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:29 PM (XAYDB)

411
"Police: Florida man tries to exchange marijuana for food at McDonald's"


Posted by: Serious Cat at March 22, 2019 11:25 PM (neYCV)

He obviously didn't get the memo about the throat punch.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 22, 2019 11:29 PM (bEhmB)

412 He found his dead brother's wife highly compliant.


I actually scrolled back to see what this was about but I was assuming it was RFK.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 11:29 PM (fuK7c)

413 399
Yuengling hasn't introduced a RBG branded beer so far.

Posted by: rickl


I think they publicly supported Trump in '16. It's my other go to beer.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 11:29 PM (WNAuL)

414

"Police: Florida man tries to exchange marijuana for food at McDonald's"


That was not me nor anyone I know.

Yet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:29 PM (HaL55)

415 406; yes, i remember that. i don't recall that son of a whores' name, though.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:29 PM (KP5rU)

416 400 rickl, I've had nights where dinner was chips and salsa, and I was quite satisfied with it. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 22, 2019 11:25 PM (miE9U)


Yeah, but I was trying to improve my nutrition. Cooking is a real stumbling block for me, and I haven't been able to cope with it. I find it intimidating to the point of paralysis.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:30 PM (sdi6R)

417 She's not for everyone, but her live covers of "S'Wonderful" and "Let's Fall In Love" from that album are favs of mine.
Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:29 PM (XAYDB)


Those are good, likewise "Devil May Care" and "I Love Being Here With You".

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:31 PM (t+qrx)

418 I'll try and be more expansive when and if I am ever sober again. This is way too much fun.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:23 PM (/tuJf)

-----------------------

Thank you, that helps to understand this to start. I'm sure there is much. much more to it.

Enjoy your celebrating! You have been an often criticized voice here that is now being vindicated, bigly.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:31 PM (ffYR/)

419 *snaps on latex gloves*



Where do I start?

Short arm inspection! Run!

Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2019 11:31 PM (K22Va)

420 Hunter Biden bangin his dead brother's wife is a situation that's probably not as rare as we'd like to think.

At one time it was common.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 22, 2019 11:31 PM (o1fzk)

421 We had a drill Sergeant that was the biggest dude ever and seemed kind of crazy. His name was Mad Dog. When I encountered him the next year, he was a Captain and a Chaplain. He obviously already was doing the Divinity school stuff and must have taken some type of officer training. Of course he was already the real deal militarily but that was quite a change in one year.

I also knew a JAG that went to basic training because he thought it was the right thing to do. He had a tough time as he was older and out of shape. He got treated like shit even by basic trainee standards.

Posted by: Quint at March 22, 2019 11:32 PM (n13/j)

422 404 The Phantom Zone is a fictional prison dimension appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly in association with stories featuring Superman. You may now continue.
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at March 22, 2019 11:26 PM (yQpMk)

--Okay, but it must have been name-dropped in a song that's at least semi-popular.

[scratches head]

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:32 PM (XAYDB)

423 Calm Mentor-

I dug this out of my old links for 2017. This should give you a good start. Look at the date on the article and remember this information has been known for over 2 years, since before the inauguration, and the media pretended like it never happened.

https://politi.co/2gNiZwu

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 11:32 PM (/tuJf)

424 Which of Biden's rivals dropped the dime on him? Posted by: davidt

It's a real mystery.

Posted by: Hillary Radium Clinton at March 22, 2019 11:32 PM (Ndje9)

425 Off Joe Biden sock

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 11:32 PM (o1fzk)

426

The campus straight-ahead jazz station plays a duet with Diana Krall and Tony Bennett a lot. Not my favorite, but TB's like 92 and just played a show down here a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:32 PM (HaL55)

427 A nod to a "phantom zone" is in the back of my mind, but even Evil Google does not reveal it to me.
Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:25 PM (XAYDB)

Old Superman comics. It was an alternate dimension to which evil arch-criminals were exiled. Until they needed them for a new story arc, whereupon they somehow managed to escape.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 11:33 PM (nPGq2)

428 403 "Regulatory compliance" is a cutesy term for "graft".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (nPGq2)

could be short for "cut-out" or "bag-man"
Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:26 PM (mUa7G)

Just as Social Security is a modern term for Pyramid Scheme.

And Lottery is a voluntary tax for those who don't know math.

Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 11:33 PM (NgKpN)

429 https://tinyurl.com/y3s8mleh
Catherine Herridge has obtained 40 pages of McCabe/Lisa Page texts that were previously withheld from Congress.

Posted by: Revenant at March 22, 2019 11:34 PM (bD2Jh)

430 Heh.

My result from the Florida Man challenge-

"A Florida man accused of threatening his family by texting them Coldplay lyrics..."

Throw away the key.

Posted by: Carolina Man Miklos at March 22, 2019 11:34 PM (zCyNd)

431

--Okay, but it must have been name-dropped in a song that's at least semi-popular.



[scratches head]



Golden Earring's When the Bullet Hits the Bone perchance? But IIRC, that was Twilight Zone.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:34 PM (HaL55)

432 Hillary Radium Clinton

Excellent.


She should literally be in Game of Thrones.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 11:34 PM (NLLmE)

433 Old Superman comics. It was an alternate dimension to which evil arch-criminals were exiled. Until they needed them for a new story arc, whereupon they somehow managed to escape.


We should ask Zod about it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 11:34 PM (yQpMk)

434 387
I think he went in as a JAG, so he might have gone to fork and knife school. It's not at all uncommon for staff corps officers (docs, chaplains, etc) who are already in a professional career to go to a brief officer indoc school to get commissioned instead of doing it the hard way.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:21 PM (t+qrx)


For some reason I have the Banana Splits theme song running through my head.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (sdi6R)

435 422 404 The Phantom Zone is a fictional prison dimension appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly in association with stories featuring Superman. You may now continue.
Posted by: @SOEarpiece at March 22, 2019 11:26 PM (yQpMk)

--Okay, but it must have been name-dropped in a song that's at least semi-popular.

[scratches head]
Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:32 PM (XAYDB)

Or could you be thinking of, the Twilight Zone?

As in... slipping into ?

Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (NgKpN)

436 Who here is drunk posting?
(raises hand...)

Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (w7KSn)

437 Abput Postmodern Jazz:
OK, when were you assholes gonna tell me? I'm always the last to find out.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 10:56 PM (t+qrx)


Ditto. But it is a joy to find some new music that is good, that makes me feel the way I do with the American standards.

Posted by: Smilin Jack at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (yDxHh)

438 Yeah, but I was trying to improve my nutrition. Cooking is a real stumbling block for me, and I haven't been able to cope with it. I find it intimidating to the point of paralysis.
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:30 PM (sdi6R)


Between people who have no interest in cooking on one end and people who already cook all the time on the other, it sounds like you might be a good candidate for one of those ingredients-in-a-box services. Unless I'm overlooking something and it's the actual cooking that you don't want to bother with.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (t+qrx)

439 Saw both Catherine Herridge and Mollie Hemingway ob Tucker and both looked very happy.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (o1fzk)

440 Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:30 PM (sdi6R)

Marie Callander dinners in the frozen food section. You can thank me later!

Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (f3oO4)

441 Those are good, likewise "Devil May Care" and "I Love Being Here With You".
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:31 PM (t+qrx)

--Also on Prime Music.

Queuing up now, after Beatles Anthology and 40 Days by The Wailin' Jennys.

(I have the CD of Live in Paris, but my CD player is busted.)

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (XAYDB)

442 304 Should I push for it? Or let it all drop?
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (CDW/t)

Push? No.

If they utter one syllable to try to infer that "this proves nothing"? Both barrels to the center of the chest.

That's the approach I'm planning on taking.
Posted by: DocJ


That's what I do. I don't bring up politics with my sister in law. But if she brings anything up, I respond. And I am not very nice. My SIL is the kind of liberal who preaches a lot of woke crap, but lives in the whitest neighborhood she can afford. My brother leans right but doesn't say much.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 11:36 PM (+lVUW)

443 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y35w8n82

https://tinyurl.com/y633nwkq

https://tinyurl.com/y2wh5p7p

https://tinyurl.com/y4k3wn2t

https://tinyurl.com/yxgp2zqq


Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2019 11:36 PM (0Ntuf)

444 Ok, wife received the bad new from the accountant today, our taxes went way up. I tried to tell her just think of the one congressman that got to grab a tit or ass, and pay her off with our dime. Isn't it all worth it?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:36 PM (Rz2Nc)

445 mmm... Bugles.™

A bag of Bugles,
Onion dip
Friday night TV 1966
Green Hornet and Time Tunnel, or Wild Wild West and Hogan's Heroes? Man from U.N.C.L.E.
No VCRs.
But, Bugles.

Posted by: mindful webworker was in a really dark place that year at March 22, 2019 11:37 PM (GvEen)

446 440
Marie Callander dinners in the frozen food section. You can thank me later!
Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (f3oO4)


Those things are enormously high in carbs. Tasty, sure, but I might as well just slit my throat and be done with it.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:37 PM (sdi6R)

447 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y3moalgh

https://tinyurl.com/yxvuhdnv

https://tinyurl.com/yykmg3yz

https://tinyurl.com/y3v6nvg3

https://tinyurl.com/y2adv26h

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2019 11:38 PM (0Ntuf)

448 436
Who here is drunk posting?

I'm just buzzed.

Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2019 11:38 PM (K22Va)

449 444 Ok, wife received the bad new from the accountant today, our taxes went way up. I tried to tell her just think of the one congressman that got to grab a tit or ass, and pay her off with our dime. Isn't it all worth it?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:36 PM (Rz2Nc)

How did your taxes go UP?

or is it you are getting less of a return, because the government withheld less?

Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 11:38 PM (NgKpN)

450 Is he the one who dumped his wife for his dead brother's widow? I think I'm the only mean person who wonders if he was porking her before the brother died.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 11:38 PM (+lVUW)

451

Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics


You, sir, are a great American.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:39 PM (HaL55)

452 @SOEarpiece #404:
The Phantom Zone is a fictional prison dimension appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly in association with stories featuring Superman. You may now continue.

Where Zod should be imprisoned for eternity.

Posted by: mindful webworker risking the wrath at March 22, 2019 11:39 PM (GvEen)

453 Who here is drunk posting?
(raises hand...)
Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (w7KSn)

----------------------

Working on it, as a hotel neighbor gave me a tall 6 pack for "fixing" her computer. Give me an hour. All I did was do a restore to a point a week ago.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:41 PM (ffYR/)

454 How did your taxes go UP?

or is it you are getting less of a return, because the government withheld less?
Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 11:38 PM (NgKpN)

Went up, we're old retired people who pay quarterly estimated taxes. Apparently we are now rich, I'm about to order up a private plane to go somewhere warm.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:41 PM (Rz2Nc)

455 Or could you be thinking of, the Twilight Zone?

As in... slipping into ?
Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (NgKpN)

--Yeah, Twilight Zone by Golden Earring, Danger Zone by Cyndi Lauper in "She Bop," and Pleasure Zone by New Order in "The Perfect Kiss" (the latter two referring to the same location).

Still racking my brains.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:41 PM (XAYDB)

456 Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:37 PM (sdi6R)

So not every night. And broccoli and carrots can be eaten raw!

Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 11:42 PM (f3oO4)

457 450: of course he was. that family has no moral character. look at choo choo boy around little girls. they're sick fucks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:42 PM (KP5rU)

458 Trump to Mueller:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFNK-9A2VRo

Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2019 11:42 PM (ePWRo)

459 Working on it, as a hotel neighbor gave me a tall 6
pack for "fixing" her computer. Give me an hour. All I did was do a
restore to a point a week ago.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:41 PM (ffYR/)

Is she a One?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 22, 2019 11:43 PM (ufFY8)

460 the only pie I want to see on that map for California, Illinois and New York State is Humble Pie.

Posted by: vivi at March 22, 2019 11:43 PM (11H2y)

461 I took the Florida Man Birthday Challenge. This is not bad:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7zrb9vk

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:43 PM (sdi6R)

462 452 @SOEarpiece #404:
The Phantom Zone is a fictional prison dimension appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly in association with stories featuring Superman. You may now continue.

Where Zod should be imprisoned for eternity.


Posted by: mindful webworker risking the wrath at March 22, 2019 11:39 PM (GvEen)

NO! Phantom zone is where Ghost who Walks lives!

Posted by: Kit Walker at March 22, 2019 11:43 PM (NgKpN)

463 I have an old imac, running Leopard OS.
It boots up but that may be all it is useful for.
Safari browser won't allow even so much as basic net browsing anymore.
Some items may be salvaged, like the wifi card. It has a Super Drive that works.
Is there any use for it or is it ready for landfill?

Posted by: navybrat, feeling bilious lately at March 22, 2019 11:44 PM (w7KSn)

464 379 He found his dead brother's wife highly compliant.
Posted by: Miklos, just sayin' at March 22, 2019 11:06 PM (zCyNd)

I don't see the problem
Posted by: Boyd Crowder at March 22, 2019 11:20 PM (zCabI)

The Ultimate Submissive.

Posted by: jasper at March 22, 2019 11:45 PM (tRLIC)

465 Sweet- Now he can declassify the FISA docs without interfering with Muellers investigation

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 11:45 PM (XROPS)

466 460: humble pie. the band that walked in gilded splinters. after thirty days in the hole.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:46 PM (KP5rU)

467 If I ever video-ize (never mind write, better do that first) my novel, this song will surely accompany it.

Just gorgeous:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7Sbfa8N7q0

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:46 PM (XAYDB)

468 351 Meanwhile, Talia Lavin, the "whiteness"-hating left wing jerk, who got fired by the New Yorker for claiming that a disabled veteran had a swastika tattoo, and who just got hired by the NWU journalism school, has added the Russian word "partizanka" to her name on Twitter

I'm just glad Fox News didn't hire her.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 11:46 PM (+lVUW)

469 Working on it, as a hotel neighbor gave me a tall 6
pack for "fixing" her computer. Give me an hour. All I did was do a
restore to a point a week ago.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:41 PM (ffYR/)

Is she a One?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 22, 2019 11:43 PM (ufFY

---------------------

She is a -1, and I am in no physical condition for this to matter, regardless.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 11:46 PM (ffYR/)

470

I took the Florida Man Birthday Challenge. This is not bad:



If he didn't come at least from the lake with a gator under his arm, he's a loser. He deserved to get busted.

Again, nobody I know...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:47 PM (HaL55)

471 Stoopid sock.

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 11:48 PM (tRLIC)

472 I wish Muldoon was here. I'm wondering if there is a code for postpartum depression following a hysterical pregnancy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 11:48 PM (xSo9G)

473 The picture. Is that the O'Dork punch bowl?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 22, 2019 11:49 PM (xSo9G)

474 Basically saying, if we get an unredacted report, we're smearing everyone named

Laying out that the goal was never proving Russian collusion

They're investigating whether Trump or anyone associated with him committed any crime and also anything unethical

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 10:39 PM (TN1P5)
Good, that'll kill the Special Council farce forever then. Nobody will ever voluntarily cooperate with a Special Prosecutor ever again. No sane lawyer would ever allow it.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 22, 2019 11:50 PM (rnXGe)

475 Do you think the four base commanders in COS have off-limits orders for the Double Tree on their desks? How would that affect their business?

Posted by: Fox2! at March 22, 2019 11:50 PM (MwFQu)

476 I grew up in Louisiana and never heard of a crawfish pie.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 11:50 PM (2DOZq)

477 Yeah, but I was trying to improve my nutrition.
Cooking is a real stumbling block for me, and I haven't been able to
cope with it. I find it intimidating to the point of paralysis.
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:30 PM (sdi6R)


Rickl, instead of all lunches and all dinners, try starting out with something smaller.

Try a small roast or a cut up chicken, roast it and use the left overs for lunches.
Eventually you can move to making meatloafs and the like

Buy a bag if salad, boil potatoes, buy frozen veggies to microwave, make rice, any of these things will pair nicely with with baked chicken or a small roast.

Just start out with "I will bring lunch twice a week" and build on that.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:50 PM (mUa7G)

478 466
460: humble pie. the band that walked in gilded splinters. after thirty days in the hole.

Awesome tune.

Posted by: dartist at March 22, 2019 11:50 PM (K22Va)

479 Marie Callander dinners in the frozen food section. You can thank me later!
Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 11:35 PM (f3oO4)



She makes a good Turkey Pot Pie, just add Worcestershire sauce and black pepper.

Wally has variety pizzas 4", 4 for $2.19 and in the lean section Lemon Chicken for 1.88.
Then there's Zataran's rice with beef and pork.

Wally had some roast beef and veggies, two meal dinners but now it's fifty kinds of pasta.

Oh, and Chapara's tamales, authentically wrapped in corn husks, actually taste pretty much like a tamale.


Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2019 11:51 PM (ePWRo)

480 I took the Florida Man Birthday Challenge. This is not bad:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7zrb9vk
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:43 PM (sdi6R)

What was the Birthday Challenge in that? My wife's birthday is tomorrow and I really need a good idea.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:51 PM (Rz2Nc)

481 473; hammer, i think that signifies lefties drinking the kool aid.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:51 PM (KP5rU)

482 Yeah, Twilight Zone by Golden Earring, Danger Zone by Cyndi Lauper in "She Bop," and Pleasure Zone by New Order in "The Perfect Kiss" (the latter two referring to the same location).

Still racking my brains.
Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:41 PM (XAYDB)

Maybe you saw Superman 2 with Christopher Reeve, with Terence Stamp playing Zod.

Interesting story about Stamp. Early in their careers, Stamp and Michael Caine were roommates. Caine at one point told Stamp that their were rumors that they were more than roommates, IYKWIMAITYD, nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Stamp was pissed and demanded to know who was spreading the rumors. Cause named names. A few weeks later, Stamp comes home and announces that revenge was complete-- he had successfully slept with each of the rumor-mongers' girlfriends.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 22, 2019 11:52 PM (zUdQc)

483 Good night, y'all cats an' kittens. Have a good weekend. It is a good weekend. All your favorite commie commentators and nevertrumpers will wake up tomorrow feeling like Hillary on the morning of 9 November 2016.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:52 PM (t+qrx)

484 Should I push for it? Or let it all drop?
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (CDW/t)

------

Hermes is that you?

Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 11:53 PM (4H+3S)

485 Jambalaya, crawfish pie and fillet gumbo
For tonight, I'm-a gonna see my ma cher a mi-o
Pick guitar, fill fruit jar and be gay-o
Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou

Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2019 11:53 PM (ePWRo)

486 447 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y3moalgh

https://tinyurl.com/yxvuhdnv

https://tinyurl.com/yykmg3yz

https://tinyurl.com/y3v6nvg3

https://tinyurl.com/y2adv26h

Posted by: kbdabear at March 22, 2019 11:38 PM (0Ntuf)

--If I worked where that was "Casual Friday," I would be sore hard to quit.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:54 PM (XAYDB)

487 lo bob!
you have pie?

Posted by: hisregard at March 22, 2019 11:54 PM (vV6cM)

488 Good night, y'all cats an' kittens. Have a good weekend. It is a good weekend. All your favorite commie commentators and nevertrumpers will wake up tomorrow feeling like Hillary on the morning of 9 November 2016.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 11:52 PM (t+qrx)

LOL, goodnight hogmartin!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:54 PM (Rz2Nc)

489 humble pie was awesome.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:54 PM (KP5rU)

490 I just want to say that one of the true treasures of this place is FenelonSpoke. She has been a balm and a comfort to those who need it, and those who need but do not deserve it (thumbs pointing this way).
She has been a reservoir of faith and sanity for so many, for so long, that she really needs to have some kind of AoS recognition.
Hope this doesn't embarrass her but I thought I should say it anyway.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2019 11:54 PM (l9m7l)

491 Yeah, but I was trying to improve my nutrition. Cooking is a real stumbling block for me, and I haven't been able to cope with it. I find it intimidating to the point of paralysis.

youtube:
Basics with Babish ...

clear instructions, seems like a fun guy ...
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=zQm9Bk2bA_Q

remove extra space after .com

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 22, 2019 11:54 PM (LPnfS)

492

Just gorgeous:


Agreed. They're good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:55 PM (HaL55)

493 Should I push for it? Or let it all drop?
Posted by: Trimegistus at March 22, 2019 10:59 PM (CDW/t)

------

Hermes is that you?
Posted by: MAGA at March 22, 2019 11:53 PM (4H+3S)

---------

This is a job for Sisyphus.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:55 PM (4knXT)

494 humble pie. the band that walked in gilded splinters. after thirty days in the hole.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:46 PM (KP5rU)


Humble Pie didn't need no doctor to fix those gilded splinters, either.

Posted by: RickZ at March 22, 2019 11:55 PM (Y8PSl)

495 And it's just so perfect that a crazy old Russian hating bastard like McCain would be caught up in this.

I've come to believe that McCain had no real ideology other than his own career and personal pettiness. That's why it was so easy for him to say, "Build the dang wall," one year, and vote against the wall another year. The pettiness comes into play with his hatred of Trump.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 11:56 PM (+lVUW)

496 Maybe you saw Superman 2 with Christopher Reeve, with Terence Stamp playing Zod.

Interesting story about Stamp. Early in their careers, Stamp and Michael Caine were roommates. Caine at one point told Stamp that their were rumors that they were more than roommates, IYKWIMAITYD, nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Stamp was pissed and demanded to know who was spreading the rumors. Cause named names. A few weeks later, Stamp comes home and announces that revenge was complete-- he had successfully slept with each of the rumor-mongers' girlfriends.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 22, 2019 11:52 PM (zUdQc)

--I'm thinking different medium: song, not movie.

Damn, I'm a-gonna be up late.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:56 PM (XAYDB)

497
I grew up in Louisiana and never heard of a crawfish pie.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 11:50 PM (2DOZq)



https://youtu.be/Q3aBTJIanDo

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:56 PM (mUa7G)

498 494; no they didn't.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:56 PM (KP5rU)

499 Ugh.....the Cyclones lost to the hairless nuts

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 22, 2019 11:57 PM (c1nDO)

500 Son of a gun, we'll have big fun on the bayou
Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2019 11:53 PM (ePWRo)

Awesome song. An earworm from hell too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 11:57 PM (brgv3)

501 Jambalaya, crawfish pie and fillet gumbo

crawfish pile ...

a pile of crawfish ... a big heap of crawfish ...

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 22, 2019 11:58 PM (LPnfS)

502 I would not normally cue up, much less listen all the way through, nother one bites the dust. But for some reason, I enjoyed listening to it just now.

Posted by: mindful webworker can't roll no more, just rocks. at March 22, 2019 11:58 PM (GvEen)

503 I've come to believe that McCain had no real ideology other than his own career and personal pettiness. That's why it was so easy for him to say, "Build the dang wall," one year, and vote against the wall another year. The pettiness comes into play with his hatred of Trump.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 11:56 PM (+lVUW)

It's not his hatred for Trump, it's his hatred for US.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:58 PM (Rz2Nc)

504
a pile of crawfish ... a big heap of crawfish ...
Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 22, 2019 11:58 PM (LPnfS)

--------

Me-oh-mi-oh

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 11:59 PM (4knXT)

505 >>>Yeah, Twilight Zone by Golden Earring, Danger Zone by Cyndi Lauper in
"She Bop," and Pleasure Zone by New Order in "The Perfect Kiss" (the
latter two referring to the same location).



Still racking my brains.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:41 PM (XAYDB)<<<



Twilight Zone would be an interesting song for a John Wick movie.

Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 22, 2019 11:59 PM (yIBga)

506 Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2019 11:54 PM (l9m7l)

Fen is the blog chaplain.

I appreciate her ministry.

Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 11:59 PM (4HMW8)

507 it's got your head spinnin round!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 11:59 PM (KP5rU)

508 Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2019 11:53 PM (ePWRo)

I guess I never paid attention to that song. I assume they exist . I've just never seen one. Besides, Hank Williams was from Alabama.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 11:59 PM (2DOZq)

509 Diana Krall covers "I've Got You Under My Skin"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4eeIM_FYRo

(That classic song has already been tucked into my novel. )

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 11:59 PM (XAYDB)

510

OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:59 PM (HaL55)

511 Sonofagun were gonna have big fun
On the bayou

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2019 12:00 AM (4knXT)

512 Son texts, "Baby imminent."

I reply, "I thought she was baby [name]."

Why grampaw doesn't get to see the grandkids very often.

Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker has a Moron's sense of timing at March 23, 2019 12:01 AM (GvEen)

513 Just gorgeous:


Agreed. They're good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:55 PM (HaL55)

--What's not good about 'em?

They make me miss living in Winnipeg.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:01 AM (XAYDB)

514 480
What was the Birthday Challenge in that? My wife's birthday is tomorrow and I really need a good idea.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:51 PM (Rz2Nc)


Apparently the thing is to search Florida Man + birthdate and see what comes up.

Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2019 12:02 AM (sdi6R)

515 I mentioned the other night that I had a funeral to attend yesterday, which I did. A friend's wife.

They had a good life together, very good, though too short. She was as sweet a person as you can imagine, well liked by everyone, and without a hint of guile.

Anyhow, I checked by the funeral home site, and was at first was a little shocked by the overlaid music...then thought about it. Good choice, and feeling.

At any rate, I might have expected a dirgy thing, or a favorite hymn. Here:
http://tinyurl.com/y35dopvc

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2019 12:02 AM (CDGwz)

516 Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker has a Moron's sense of timing at March 23, 2019 12:01 AM (GvEen)

Are you about to have a new grandchild? Congrats!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 12:02 AM (Rz2Nc)

517 St. Louis is making this game interesting. Not good. Hang in there Hokies!

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 12:02 AM (WNAuL)

518 Man of Steel, Phantom Zone ...
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=N3xvr_ojJWE

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 23, 2019 12:03 AM (LPnfS)

519 I've come to believe that McCain had no real ideology other than his own career and personal pettiness. That's why it was so easy for him to say, "Build the dang wall," one year, and vote against the wall another year. The pettiness comes into play with his hatred of Trump.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 22, 2019 11:56 PM (+lVUW)

It's not his hatred for Trump, it's his hatred for US.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:58 PM (Rz2Nc)

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This is true. He hated us for voting for him much more than he hated Trump. He spent his career being "Maverick". Phuch him.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 23, 2019 12:03 AM (ffYR/)

520 Greezy whore and a rolling dance floor

Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2019 12:04 AM (K22Va)

521 It's not his hatred for Trump, it's his hatred for US.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 22, 2019 11:58 PM (Rz2Nc)


That's my take as well. It also helps explain why the Dems were on board with the investigation until it hit the nothingburger wall because they hate US, too.

Deplorables Unite! Or surely we will be individually disarmed.

Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2019 12:05 AM (Y8PSl)

522 gonna lessen your load!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2019 12:05 AM (KP5rU)

523 490 I just want to say that one of the true treasures of this place is FenelonSpoke. She has been a balm and a comfort to those who need it, and those who need but do not deserve it (thumbs pointing this way).
She has been a reservoir of faith and sanity for so many, for so long, that she really needs to have some kind of AoS recognition.
Hope this doesn't embarrass her but I thought I should say it anyway.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 22, 2019 11:54 PM (l9m7l)


I'm not particularly religious myself but I agree completely.

Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2019 12:06 AM (sdi6R)

524 lol

Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2019 12:07 AM (K22Va)

525 Little known fact:

The Phantom Zone of Superman note, in the DC comics universe, is actually the Negative Zone that the Fantastic Four explored, in the Marvel comics universe. But Jack Kirby drew it better.

Posted by: mindful webworker's nerdy yout' is showing at March 23, 2019 12:08 AM (GvEen)

526 "Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2019 12:02 AM (sdi6R)"

Hey rickl, did you get you cataract surgery the other day without a ride?

Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 12:08 AM (gNCcC)

527 490 I just want to say that one of the true treasures of this place is FenelonSpoke. She has been a balm and a comfort to those who need it, and those who need but do not deserve it (thumbs pointing this way).

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She's the official Conscience of the Blog.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2019 12:08 AM (4knXT)

528 Superman, Phantom Zone ...
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=NWoyRlPOb3Q

I kind of like the mirror version of the zone but like Michael Shannon's Zod better ...

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 23, 2019 12:08 AM (LPnfS)

529 THIRST!

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 23, 2019 12:09 AM (rf8q9)

530 Rickl, instead of all lunches and all dinners, try starting out with something smaller.

Try a small roast or a cut up chicken, roast it and use the left overs for lunches.
Eventually you can move to making meatloafs and the like

Buy a bag if salad, boil potatoes, buy frozen veggies to microwave, make rice, any of these things will pair nicely with with baked chicken or a small roast.

Just start out with "I will bring lunch twice a week" and build on that.
Posted by: Kindltot


Or, on a similar note, roast a whole turkey breast on the weekend. I don't know if they still have them, but Aldi's used to have them for about $10.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 12:09 AM (+lVUW)

531 And the Horde really needs a conscience.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2019 12:09 AM (4knXT)

532 OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all try to behave.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 11:59 PM (HaL55)

--Will do!

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:09 AM (XAYDB)

533 Diana Krall was nice, thanks for the link, logprof.

Posted by: mindful webworker's probably gonna have a long night at March 23, 2019 12:09 AM (GvEen)

534

Tucker does not like John Bolton at all.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 23, 2019 12:09 AM (0Qr6+)

535
"https://youtu.be/Q3aBTJIanDo

Posted by: Kindltot at March 22, 2019 11:56 PM (mUa7G) "


That's sweet.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 23, 2019 12:10 AM (ePWRo)

536 499 Ugh.....the Cyclones lost to the hairless nuts
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.........the sidekick at March 22, 2019 11:57 PM (c1nDO)

--It's already March Sadness for me.

ODU is out, and FSU and Va Tech are not peaking.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:10 AM (XAYDB)

537 the music of humble pie has held up well. i still listen to them.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2019 12:12 AM (KP5rU)

538 And the Horde really needs a conscience.
Posted by: Cicero
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*shifty eyes*

I don't know what you are talking about.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2019 12:12 AM (xSo9G)

539 526
Hey rickl, did you get you cataract surgery the other day without a ride?
Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 12:08 AM (gNCcC)


I was able to get a ride from another neighbor at the last minute. It was kind of embarrassing to have to ask under those circumstances but he said yes.

Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2019 12:13 AM (sdi6R)

540 Pie. Pie. Pie. Pie. Pie. Pie. Pie.

Posted by: Weebl at March 23, 2019 12:13 AM (BJKQV)

541 BackwardsBoy: OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo.

Great. After you put Bonzo to bed, come back and play.

"A lot of people think they're born better than others. I'm trying to prove that it's the way you're raised that counts."
-Reagan, Bedtime for Bonzo (1951)

https://youtu.be/LVd5xiA8_QY

Posted by: mindful webworker's probably gonna have a long night at March 23, 2019 12:14 AM (GvEen)

542 517 St. Louis is making this game interesting. Not good. Hang in there Hokies!
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 12:02 AM (WNAuL)

--Hokies are doing better, but still uneasy about Round 2.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:15 AM (XAYDB)

543 By Grabthar's Hammer, I finally got my dad to watch Galaxy Quest

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 23, 2019 12:17 AM (ykYG2)

544 I mentioned the other night that I had a funeral to attend yesterday, which I did. A friend's wife.

They had a good life together, very good, though too short. She was as sweet a person as you can imagine, well liked by everyone, and without a hint of guile.

Anyhow, I checked by the funeral home site, and was at first was a little shocked by the overlaid music...then thought about it. Good choice, and feeling.

At any rate, I might have expected a dirgy thing, or a favorite hymn. Here:
http://tinyurl.com/y35dopvc

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 23, 2019 12:02 AM (CDGwz)

I missed you mentioning it. May the family find peace.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 12:17 AM (Rz2Nc)

545 John McCain had one priority, one constituent his entire life but once, and that was himself.

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at March 23, 2019 12:17 AM (0x00j)

546 Or, on a similar note, roast a whole turkey breast on the weekend. I
don't know if they still have them, but Aldi's used to have them for
about $1

Small chickens used to be under $5 around here. Roast it whole, fry the pieces or make awesome soup. Not as much work as frying a steak.

Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2019 12:17 AM (K22Va)

547 533 Diana Krall was nice, thanks for the link, logprof.
Posted by: mindful webworker's probably gonna have a long night at March 23, 2019 12:09 AM (GvEen)

--Any time.

Elvis Costello would say the same.

I'm gonna drop a *lot* of Easter eggs in my novel.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:18 AM (XAYDB)

548 @ 467

Let me thank you, logprof, for that song by the Wailin Jennys--I do believe I found a new group to listen to.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 23, 2019 12:18 AM (S/hVx)

549
Check out the video in the thread below. The gal's account has been suspended. For mocking Rachel Madcow. That quickly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2019 12:18 AM (f1Vqw)

550 527 490 I just want to say that one of the true treasures of this place is FenelonSpoke. She has been a balm and a comfort to those who need it, and those who need but do not deserve it (thumbs pointing this way).

--------

She's the official Conscience of the Blog.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2019 12:08 AM (4knXT)

--Thirded.

And I say that as a filthy papist.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:19 AM (XAYDB)

551 542:-Hokies are doing better, but still uneasy about Round 2.

The clock is slow. VT is well coached but don't have the horses for too long a run in the tourney. I'm still not sure about this game. St. Louis won't quit.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 12:20 AM (WNAuL)

552 booknlass #168 : thanks.

Posted by: mindful webworker's impatient patience at March 23, 2019 12:20 AM (GvEen)

553 "I was able to get a ride from another neighbor at the last minute. It
was kind of embarrassing to have to ask under those circumstances but he
said yes."

Well you got the surgery and can see better now, that's all that matters.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 12:21 AM (gNCcC)

554 "A lot of people think they're born better than others. I'm trying to prove that it's the way you're raised that counts."
-Reagan, Bedtime for Bonzo (1951)

https://youtu.be/LVd5xiA8_QY
Posted by: mindful webworker's probably gonna have a long night at March 23, 2019 12:14 AM (GvEen)

--*High five*

Bookmarked.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:21 AM (XAYDB)

555 31 I was raised in Alabama and I never heard of buttermilk pie. Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 22, 2019 10:13 PM (HaL55)

I was raised in Texas and I've never head of millionaire pie, but I have an aunt that makes buttermilk pie all the time.

Now I just need to find out what millionaire pie is.

Posted by: sinalco at March 23, 2019 12:21 AM (yODqO)

556 They let popery in this blog?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2019 12:22 AM (4knXT)

557 Check out the video in the thread below. The gal's account has been suspended. For mocking Rachel Madcow. That quickly.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 23, 2019 12:18 AM (f1Vqw)


I betcha they suspended that account for making fun of the mentally retarded.

The mental retards at Twitter stick up for one of their own.

Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2019 12:22 AM (Y8PSl)

558 550
527 490 I just want to say that one of the true treasures of this place
is FenelonSpoke. She has been a balm and a comfort to those who need it,
and those who need but do not deserve it (thumbs pointing this way).

This place has a certain balance that would not be the same without her.

Posted by: dartist at March 23, 2019 12:23 AM (K22Va)

559 548 @ 467

Let me thank you, logprof, for that song by the Wailin Jennys--I do believe I found a new group to listen to.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 23, 2019 12:18 AM (S/hVx)

--You're welcome, IGP.

Their live album is my fav, followed by Bright Morning Stars.

They're also easy on the eyes, but next-door pretty, not hoochie.

They're fantastic live.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:23 AM (XAYDB)

560 I was able to get a ride from another neighbor at the last minute. It was kind of embarrassing to have to ask under those circumstances but he said yes.
Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2019 12:13 AM (sdi6R)

It really shouldn't be embarrassing at all. Full disclosure, I'm an introvert and would have been very difficult for me.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 12:24 AM (Rz2Nc)

561 The gal's account has been suspended. For mocking Rachel Madcow. That quickly.

Oy.

Oh well.

Good night, all ...

I'll watch the video and laugh with her.

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at March 23, 2019 12:24 AM (LPnfS)

562 The blog has a conscience?


Hmmm.


Not really all that good a thing, considering the circumstances, the historical context. Pitiless determination seem more appropriate for the times.


And there was an EO on student loan co-signing by colleges? Huh? Yeah I saw about the First Amendment one, but loans?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 23, 2019 12:25 AM (QDnY+)

563 later, be well, morons.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 23, 2019 12:26 AM (KP5rU)

564 I was raised in Texas and I've never head of millionaire pie, but I have an aunt that makes buttermilk pie all the time.

Now I just need to find out what millionaire pie is.
Posted by: sinalco at March 23, 2019 12:21 AM (yODqO)

I guarantee millionaire pie is filled with c notes and caviar and topped with a 24k gold leaf dusted with powdered diamond.

Posted by: Surfperch, a mere Teleost Fish at March 23, 2019 12:26 AM (tVQUs)

565 Way late on this, but Fort Carson is located in Colorado Springs. Cross the base, and you will be put "out of bounds" and military people will not be allowed in your facility. Considering you're talking a base big enough they conduct artillery practice on it, you can imagine how this might affect the bottom line.

Don't ask me how I know this.

Of course, the rules may have changed since mumble mumble years ago...

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 12:27 AM (WEBkv)

566 he had successfully slept with each of the rumor-mongers' girlfriends.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 22, 2019 11:52 PM (zUdQc)

I bet they "kneeled before Zod".

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at March 23, 2019 12:27 AM (RIS4Y)

567 Goodnight all!

If you can't be be handsome at least be handy.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 12:27 AM (Rz2Nc)

568 If you can't be be handsome at least be handy.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 12:27 AM (Rz2Nc)
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Crap.

Got anything else?

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 12:29 AM (WEBkv)

569 If you can't be be handsome at least be handy.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 12:27 AM (Rz2Nc)

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I'll take a handy.

BUT NOT FROM YOU, DUDE

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2019 12:29 AM (4knXT)

570 We has a granddaughter. The world has changed again.

Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker has no remaining purpose but to spoil the grandkids at March 23, 2019 12:31 AM (GvEen)

571 570 We has a granddaughter. The world has changed again.
Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker has no remaining purpose but to spoil the grandkids at March 23, 2019 12:31 AM (GvEen)
----------------

I've a grandson in high school, whippersnapper.

Congratulations!

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 12:32 AM (WEBkv)

572 570: Congrats!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 12:33 AM (WNAuL)

573 The Hokies win!

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 12:33 AM (WNAuL)

574 Congrats Mindful!

Posted by: Surfperch, a mere Teleost Fish at March 23, 2019 12:33 AM (tVQUs)

575 I don't know if anyone has linked this yet, but it is good.
Today is a very sad day for liberals. Someone put it to music. Funny, funny tearjerker. *sniff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EFaWdme570

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 12:34 AM (+lVUW)

576 570 We has a granddaughter. The world has changed again.
Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker has no remaining purpose but to spoil the grandkids at March 23, 2019 12:31 AM (GvEen)

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That's awesome. My first is now six weeks old and I am smitten.

Smitten, I say!

Congrats!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2019 12:35 AM (4knXT)

577 Tech wins.

FSU now to face arguably the second best player in college ball, Morant.

This is why I am not a gambling man at all.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:36 AM (XAYDB)

578 575 I don't know if anyone has linked this yet, but it is good.
Today is a very sad day for liberals. Someone put it to music. Funny, funny tearjerker. *sniff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EFaWdme570
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 23, 2019 12:34 AM (+lVUW)
---------------

Reveling in someone else's distress is not very nice....

oh, who am I kidding?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 12:37 AM (WEBkv)

579 The Hokies play there neighbors down the road in VA, Liberty U.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 12:39 AM (WNAuL)

580 Tis time.

I suspect Jackstraw is feeling pretty vindicated about now. I've a hunch that feeling will grow as time passes.

You NEVER give up or despair--EVER. And by no means should you be ashamed of this country.

The shame falls squarely on the shoulders of those who would do her harm.

Goodnite, good people. Be safe, stay warm and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 23, 2019 12:40 AM (S/hVx)

581 570 We has a granddaughter. The world has changed again.
Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker has no remaining purpose but to spoil the grandkids at March 23, 2019 12:31 AM (GvEen)

-Woo hoo!

My son is just six.

Many Morons may not make it to when I become a granddad (especially if my boy is as socially unadjusted as I was am).

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:40 AM (XAYDB)

582 rickl, when I know I'll be home alone for dinner, I get deli meat and bread. Maybe some veggies will go on, but it's usually a very plain sammich stacked high with buffalo chicken or something. It's so easy to be lazy when no one else is around!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 23, 2019 12:42 AM (t0Z53)

583 It's not too early in the year for Steve Goodman and the Dying Cub Fan's Last Request.

Posted by: Burger Chef at March 23, 2019 12:43 AM (RuIsu)

584 579 The Hokies play there neighbors down the road in VA, Liberty U.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 12:39 AM (WNAuL)

--I'm still not sure they'll make it to the Sweet 16.

I'm a jinx to the teams I'm a fan of. With 2 exceptions, have been for almost three decades.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:43 AM (XAYDB)

585 A nice tropical island in the Caribbean? Why not some windswept, treeless rock in the Aleutians.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 10:50 PM (nPGq2)

I'm sure there are uninhabited rocks out by Shemya.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 23, 2019 12:50 AM (JR0a5)

586 So, Trump says Russian collusion theory was all a hoax...

You know who else likes claiming a certain events in history were hoaxes?

Posted by: Anti-Trumper, looking for new narrative at March 23, 2019 12:51 AM (svM6d)

587 Mazel tov mindful webworker!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 23, 2019 12:52 AM (EZebt)

588 Have the quatloons been awarded for the Dale Cooper 'Twin Peaks' quote?

Posted by: HobbieHawk at March 23, 2019 12:52 AM (xikn8)

589 Night all. Be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 23, 2019 12:53 AM (ffYR/)

590 grampaw mindful webworker has no remaining purpose but to spoil the grandkids at March 23, 2019 12:31 AM (GvEen)

Congratulations. I have two adult sons. The younger has no interest in marriage or family. Older son does want all that.

He is a handsome, funny, likeable guy, great career, devout Christian. In short, he's a catch. And yet he has yet to find the right woman. He is finding it difficult to find someone who is not somehow damaged. The dating world is a dark place, even more so for a Christian.
My wife and I want to become grandparents, but not if it means my son marries the wrong woman.

His patience in this regard is admirable. He will be rewarded someday.

Till then, we have nieces and nephews (and grand-nieces and nephews) we can spoil.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 23, 2019 12:53 AM (UOVq+)

591 Pi(e) day = 3/14, yes?

Posted by: Sleepygeek at March 23, 2019 12:56 AM (xQWR8)

592 591 Pi(e) day = 3/14, yes?
Posted by: Sleepygeek at March 23, 2019 12:56 AM (xQWR

--Pie day is every day!!

(Wishes had enough $$$ for a Village Inn run)

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:58 AM (XAYDB)

593 My son is just six.

Many Morons may not make it to when I become a granddad (especially if my boy is as socially unadjusted as I was am).
Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:40 AM (XAYDB)

Right there with you.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 12:58 AM (t6MX/)

594


United Airlines today announced it has become the first U.S. airline to offer non-binary gender options throughout all booking channels in addition to providing the option to select the title "Mx." during booking and in a MileagePlus customer profile. Customers now have the ability to identify themselves as M(male), F(female), U(undisclosed) or X(unspecified), corresponding with what is indicated on their passports or identification.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2019 01:00 AM (aKsyK)

595 -
--
Have the quatloons been awarded for the Dale Cooper 'Twin Peaks' quote?

Posted by: HobbieHawk at March 23, 2019 12:52 AM

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Shows you what I know. I thought it was Cartman from Southpark.

Posted by: irright at March 23, 2019 01:00 AM (RVcmP)

596 it's a great day to be a deplorable

Posted by: booknlass at March 23, 2019 01:04 AM (xIKXj)

597 Many Morons may not make it to when I become a granddad (especially if my boy is as socially unadjusted as I was am).
Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 12:40 AM (XAYDB)

Right there with you.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 12:58 AM (t6MX/)

--The second stanza of "Arlington" is totally about me.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 01:06 AM (XAYDB)

598 594


United Airlines today announced it has become the first U.S. airline to offer non-binary gender options throughout all booking channels in addition to providing the option to select the title "Mx." during booking and in a MileagePlus customer profile. Customers now have the ability to identify themselves as M(male), F(female), U(undisclosed) or X(unspecified), corresponding with what is indicated on their passports or identification.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2019 01:00 AM (aKsyK)

*hurls*

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 01:07 AM (XAYDB)

599 594


United Airlines today announced it has become the first U.S. airline to offer non-binary gender options throughout all booking channels in addition to providing the option to select the title "Mx." during booking and in a MileagePlus customer profile. Customers now have the ability to identify themselves as M(male), F(female), U(undisclosed) or X(unspecified), corresponding with what is indicated on their passports or identification.

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The descent into madness continues...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2019 01:12 AM (4knXT)

600 United Airlines today announced it has become the first U.S. airline to offer non-binary gender options throughout all booking channels in addition to providing the option to select the title "Mx." during booking and in a MileagePlus customer profile. Customers now have the ability to identify themselves as M(male), F(female), U(undisclosed) or X(unspecified), corresponding with what is indicated on their passports or identification.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2019 01:00 AM (aKsyK)

Once again, I'm proud to say that I haven't flown United for nearly ten years.

Posted by: Surfperch, not a Flying Fish, but a Frequent Flyer nonetheless at March 23, 2019 01:12 AM (tVQUs)

601 United Airlines today announced it has become the first U.S. airline to offer non-binary gender options throughout all booking channels

That means they're in trouble.

SQUIRREL!!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 23, 2019 01:14 AM (ykYG2)

602 Clown World.

Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 01:15 AM (tRLIC)

603 602 Clown World.
Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 01:15 AM (tRLIC)

--It's almost impossible to make this shit up.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 01:16 AM (XAYDB)

604 Clown World.
Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 01:15 AM (tRLIC)

I thought you'd've noticed sooner.

*honks nose*

Posted by: Surfperch, stuck in Clownifornia at March 23, 2019 01:18 AM (tVQUs)

605 Damn, how the hell did Oregon beat Wisconsin?!?!?!

[More prayers for grammie]

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 01:19 AM (XAYDB)

606 Damn, congrats to the Anteaters

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 01:22 AM (XAYDB)

607 605 Damn, how the hell did Oregon beat Wisconsin?!?!?!

Well, Brian, when it comes right down to it, they just scored more points than the other team.

Posted by: John Madden at March 23, 2019 01:27 AM (NWiLs)

608 607 605 Damn, how the hell did Oregon beat Wisconsin?!?!?!

Well, Brian, when it comes right down to it, they just scored more points than the other team.
Posted by: John Madden at March 23, 2019 01:27 AM (NWiLs)

--Sock FAIL

Pat Summerall (R.I.P.) was Madden's sidekick.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 01:29 AM (XAYDB)

609 These people talking about Christian socialism are just idiots.

Then sit them down and tell the story of the master who was to leave town and leave his fortune to be managed by three servants. One was given ten talents, the other five and the third just one talent. The one who had ten double his, dittos with the second, the third did nothing with what was given.
When the master returned and noticed the industry of the two and the laziness of the third who did nothing with it, the master took the talent away from the lazy one and gave it to the top producer.

Ask them if taking money from the least productive and giving it to the most productive is harmonious with socialism.

If they protest, remind them that this is is indeed socialism, the bottom always lose their money to those at the top.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 23, 2019 01:30 AM (lD3vL)

610 Morons, it's a bloody smorgasbord when you type my hash into a search engine.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 01:31 AM (XAYDB)

611 565 Way late on this, but Fort Carson is located in Colorado Springs. Cross the base, and you will be put "out of bounds" and military people will not be allowed in your facility.
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 12:27 AM (WEBkv)


Not just military, but contractors as well. When I did contracting work there were a few "bases" where we outnumbered the uniformed military. The navy base I spent the most time had exactly two military guys (always captain and his XO) and hundreds of civil servants, plus hundreds of contractors. But that captain could make rules like that that covered everyone.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 23, 2019 01:31 AM (h2Bdk)

612 United Airlines today announced it has become the first U.S. airline to offer non-binary gender options throughout all booking channels

Since when did gender have any significance to airline travel?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 23, 2019 01:31 AM (lD3vL)

613 Since when did gender have any significance to airline travel?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 23, 2019 01:31 AM (lD3vL)

When they started having fey 'Steward/esses'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 23, 2019 01:33 AM (brgv3)

614 That barber story made me puddle up.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 23, 2019 01:33 AM (w7KSn)

615 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE'S NO PUNCH LINE

(aaaaaannnd.... off to read the rest of the content.)

Posted by: Warai-otokolessburger at March 23, 2019 01:38 AM (Ct55T)

616 [United...]
Customers now have the ability to identify themselves as M(male), F(female), U(undisclosed) or X(unspecified), corresponding with what is indicated on their passports or identification.

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Since the data is supposed to match, that makes sense.

In other options: One title option is "Sister" but one is not "Father"???

Posted by: Undocumented at March 23, 2019 01:39 AM (iQKgg)

617 'If you don't see a black diamond on your measuring tape- throw it out!'

Click bait taglines always fascinate me.

'She couldn't figure out why the crowd was cheering.'

*Busty brunette in a tight dress* 'Low car insurance rates in Lexington!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 23, 2019 01:39 AM (brgv3)

618 When they started having fey 'Steward/esses'.

---------------

Before: Coffee, tea, or me?

Now: Top, Bottom, or other?

Posted by: Undocumented at March 23, 2019 01:42 AM (iQKgg)

619 Way late on this, but Fort Carson is located in Colorado Springs. Cross the base, and you will be put "out of bounds" and military people will not be allowed in your facility. Considering you're talking a base big enough they conduct artillery practice on it, you can imagine how this might affect the bottom line.

Don't ask me how I know this.

Of course, the rules may have changed since mumble mumble years ago...
Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 12:27 AM (WEBkv)

I would hope they wouldn't be too hasty to do that. Sounds like the manager did the right thing, by canning the employees responsible. Bet you it won't be too long before those two either out themselves by whining about it, or get their names leaked by a patriotic employee at the hotel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 01:42 AM (nPGq2)

620 614 That barber story made me puddle up.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 23, 2019 01:33 AM (w7KSn)

--the opposite of Ring Lardner's "Haircut"


(N.B. Don't read "Haircut" unless you already have a dim view of mankind.)

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 01:42 AM (XAYDB)

621 614 That barber story made me puddle up.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 23, 2019 01:33 AM (w7KSn)


I see those kinds of stories... they seem to perfect to be true. But I hope that one is.

Posted by: Ace's liver at March 23, 2019 01:43 AM (h2Bdk)

622 Since when did gender have any significance to airline travel?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 23, 2019 01:31 AM (lD3vL)


Ever since Ross Parks, wearing a dress, was forced to sit in the back of the plane and which he refused to do. Now 'Rosa' Parks is famous.

Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2019 01:44 AM (Y8PSl)

623 Thanks to all for the replies on the new baby, and all the family thoughts.

Since I don't have to wait up now, I guess I'll hit the sack.

Take care of the place. JJS needs a clean slate.

Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker may sleep well at March 23, 2019 01:44 AM (GvEen)

624 565 Way late on this, but Fort Carson is located in Colorado Springs.

There are also Peterson AFB, the Air Force Academy, Schreiver AFB and Cheyenne Mountain AFS. I am sure that things like posting a business as "Off Limits" are coordinated among all of the installation commanders. And as someone noted, official travelers would be affected, military, civilian or contractor. And contractors going to off-base company facilities would also honor the off-limits, especially if charging the travel to a contract.

The hotel manager better have a really good explanation for what happened. Firing the supervisors responsible may not be enough.

Posted by: Fox2! at March 23, 2019 01:45 AM (MwFQu)

625 United Airlines today announced it has become the first U.S. airline to offer non-binary gender options throughout all booking channels in addition to providing the option to select the title "Mx." during booking and in a MileagePlus customer profile. Customers now have the ability to identify themselves as M(male), F(female), U(undisclosed) or X(unspecified), corresponding with what is indicated on their passports or identification.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 23, 2019 01:00 AM (aKsyK)

Once again, I'm proud to say that I haven't flown United for nearly ten years.
Posted by: Surfperch, not a Flying Fish, but a Frequent Flyer nonetheless at March 23, 2019 01:12 AM (tVQUs)

I am sure they will honor my request to not be seated next to either an "x" or a "U" passenger, then.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 01:50 AM (nPGq2)

626 The Leftards have telegraphed their next angle (beyond Mueller is a paid puppet):
"The Trump Administration spiked the report and we will never know what was truly in it."

Posted by: ... at March 23, 2019 01:51 AM (uEbPt)

627 so....

what happens when Barr just releases the whole fuckin' shootin' match unredacted onto the unsuspecting public?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 01:51 AM (Ct55T)

628 I am sure they will honor my request to not be seated next to either an "x" or a "U" passenger, then.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 01:50 AM (nPGq2)

As long as we both land in one piece, i don't give a flying fuck what's between your legs or what you wish were between your legs.


(see what I did there?)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 01:53 AM (Ct55T)

629 it's funny because genitals.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 01:55 AM (Ct55T)

630 ahem... i mean...


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE GENITALS

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at March 23, 2019 01:55 AM (Ct55T)

631 As long as we both land in one piece, i don't give a flying fuck what's between your legs or what you wish were between your legs.


(see what I did there?)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 01:53 AM (Ct55T)

It would be nice to simply ignore them, but I don't want to have to share a seat with a freak. These "people" have repudiated their humanity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 01:59 AM (nPGq2)

632 It would be nice to simply ignore them, but I don't want to have to share a seat with a freak. These "people" have repudiated their humanity.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 01:59 AM (nPGq2)

From what I know of you, grey box friend, you fly a lot.

And yet you sound like you don't fly a lot....

When is the last time you didn't have a freak of one sort or another next to you on a plane?

Or are you the glamorous sort of Moron who flies via private helicopter everywhere?

.... seriously, tho, stick a tranny next to me for ten hours who isn't 673 lbs smellin' like year-old Fun-yuns, I'll be xer best damn friend.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at March 23, 2019 02:02 AM (Ct55T)

633 (it's sad because it was a sock fail.... )

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at March 23, 2019 02:03 AM (Ct55T)

634 The Leftards have telegraphed their next angle (beyond Mueller is a paid puppet):
"The Trump Administration spiked the report and we will never know what was truly in it."
Posted by: ... at March
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I saw a couple of them on MSNBC tonight. I kid you not, they were claiming that Trump is the one who pushed the collusion story. Trump was the one who went around saying collusion collusion collusion. Collusion? they asked snarkily. Why, collusion isn't even a crime! He pushed it as a deflection.

Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone at March 23, 2019 02:07 AM (13CQC)

635 Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone at March 23, 2019 02:07 AM (13CQC)

Seriously, the tranny in the next seat over on the 1452 to Kuala Lumpur makes more sense to me than these fucking deluded degenerates.

Posted by: Warai-otoko is crossing the streams at March 23, 2019 02:09 AM (Ct55T)

636 630 ahem... i mean...


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE GENITALS
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at March 23, 2019 01:55 AM (Ct55T)

--It's late.

Even in Mountain Time, where I am.


You get a pass, Big Ben.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:09 AM (XAYDB)

637 You get a pass, Big Ben.
Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:09 AM (XAYDB)

I've never really shined in overtime.

...

i mean...

I'VE NEVER REA---

awww, fukkit.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at March 23, 2019 02:11 AM (Ct55T)

638 From what I know of you, grey box friend, you fly a lot.

And yet you sound like you don't fly a lot....

When is the last time you didn't have a freak of one sort or another next to you on a plane?

Or are you the glamorous sort of Moron who flies via private helicopter everywhere?

.... seriously, tho, stick a tranny next to me for ten hours who isn't 673 lbs smellin' like year-old Fun-yuns, I'll be xer best damn friend.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at March 23, 2019 02:02 AM (Ct55T)

No, I don't fly a lot. Less than once a year, typically.

Point is, if it's the kind of tranny or freak that demands special treatment like having a "U" or an "X" on its boarding pass, then it's likely to be an annoying tranny or freak, and will make the whole flight miserable.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:12 AM (nPGq2)

639 Little-known fact: Psockphalia is Peruvia's underdeveloped neighbor.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:17 AM (nPGq2)

640 Point is, if it's the kind of tranny or freak that demands special treatment like having a "U" or an "X" on its boarding pass, then it's likely to be an annoying tranny or freak, and will make the whole flight miserable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:12 AM (nPGq2)

--Amen.

Most of the people I've known --whether homos, erectos, libtards, or righties like me-- just want to muddle through, not agitate.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:18 AM (XAYDB)

641 639 Little-known fact: Psockphalia is Peruvia's underdeveloped neighbor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:17 AM (nPGq2)

--Well-known fact: Jen Psoki has an underdeveloped cerebrum.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:19 AM (XAYDB)

642 then it's likely to be an annoying tranny or freak, and will make the whole flight miserable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:12 AM (nPGq2)

Ah. Fair point.

But my point still stands then, that odds are you're gonna be sitting next to a freak anyway, so finding the otherwise normal tranny is kinda like hitting the lottery, really.

Alpha-Chad who doesn't know how headphones work. Dude who just ate five gallons of his wife's curry and he's never brushed his teeth since birth. Fuckin' Egg McMuffin Lady and the Back-Fat Guy. They're all assholes.

Airplanes are full of freaks.

I'll roll the dice with the tranny any day of the week.

Posted by: Warai-otoko puts the formatting tags back in when he feels like it at March 23, 2019 02:20 AM (Ct55T)

643 Seriously, the tranny in the next seat over on the 1452 to Kuala Lumpur makes more sense to me than these fucking deluded degenerates.
Posted by: Warai-otoko is crossing the streams

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Seriously, I agree. Plus, I don't know of a tranny who has a face more punchable than Adam Schiff's.

Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone at March 23, 2019 02:20 AM (13CQC)

644 Most of the people I've known --whether homos, erectos, libtards, or righties like me-- just want to muddle through, not agitate.
Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:18 AM (XAYDB)

I wouldn't object to being seated next to a civil and quiet gay person; and indeed, if civil and quiet enough, there would be no reason to speculate about that person's sexual proclivities. Unless they were busty Lesbians.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:22 AM (nPGq2)

645 Seriously, I agree. Plus, I don't know of a tranny who has a face more punchable than Adam Schiff's.
Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone at March 23, 2019 02:20 AM (13CQC)

Have you seen the Biden-Schiff meme some enterprising wag has made?

"Sniff-Schitt 2020"

It's delightful.

Posted by: Warai-otoko puts the formatting tags back in when he feels like it at March 23, 2019 02:23 AM (Ct55T)

646 I wouldn't object to being seated next to a civil and quiet gay person; and indeed, if civil and quiet enough, there would be no reason to speculate about that person's sexual proclivities. Unless they were busty Lesbians.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:22 AM (nPGq2)

hehe

i have heard a very good rule of thumb before...

If I know your sexual preference (for a declared fact, not an assumption) within five minutes of meeting you... homo or hetero...

you're an asshole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko puts the formatting tags back in when he feels like it at March 23, 2019 02:24 AM (Ct55T)

647 Alpha-Chad who doesn't know how headphones work. Dude who just ate five gallons of his wife's curry and he's never brushed his teeth since birth. Fuckin' Egg McMuffin Lady and the Back-Fat Guy. They're all assholes.

Airplanes are full of freaks.

I'll roll the dice with the tranny any day of the week.
Posted by: Warai-otoko puts the formatting tags back in when he feels like it at March 23, 2019 02:20 AM (Ct55T)

I'm the guy who knows how the headphones work, but doesn't use them because who wants to listen to the sound of that shitty movie?

I'm the one who puts the window screen up so I can look out the window. I paid good money for that seat, and damn right I want to enjoy the view.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:26 AM (nPGq2)

648 I'm the one who puts the window screen up so I can look out the window. I paid good money for that seat, and damn right I want to enjoy the view.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:26 AM (nPGq2)

...

Posted by: Warai-otoko is that guy too at March 23, 2019 02:26 AM (Ct55T)

649 Seriously, I agree. Plus, I don't know of a tranny who has a face more punchable than Adam Schiff's.

Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone at March 23, 2019 02:20 AM (13CQC)


Not advocating violence against women, but some wymyn have a very punchable face, equal 'outcomes' and all. Especially punchable are the 'resting bitch faces' in the Dem Party, all with their inner tyrants exposed, flapping in the breeze.

When I see pics of a snarling Kameltoe from the Kavanaugh Senate confirmation hearings, all I see is a very punchable face.

Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2019 02:28 AM (Y8PSl)

650 Recipe for Buttermilk Pie (goes to my blog - my Pi Day post):

https://tinyurl.com/yyjw44vm

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 23, 2019 02:28 AM (uDcBt)

651 i have heard a very good rule of thumb before...

If I know your sexual preference (for a declared fact, not an assumption) within five minutes of meeting you... homo or hetero...

you're an asshole.
Posted by: Warai-otoko puts the formatting tags back in when he feels like it at March 23, 2019 02:24 AM (Ct55T)

--Really? Even if it was just me cradling my littl'un on my lap in the back of the CRJ plane?

And yeah, I'm a breeder, because I *made* him.






P.S. Okay, you got me: I'm an asshole.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:28 AM (XAYDB)

652 Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:29 AM (XAYDB)

653 When I see pics of a snarling Kameltoe from the Kavanaugh Senate confirmation hearings, all I see is a very punchable face.
Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2019 02:28 AM (Y8PSl)

Try as I might, I can't make my browser spellcheck recognize the word "flamethrowerable"

Posted by: Warai-otoko needs to download some browser extensions, apparently at March 23, 2019 02:29 AM (Ct55T)

654 652 Obligatory:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs
Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:29 AM (XAYDB)

Just for grits and shins:

https://youtu.be/IcUBI-YVRY8

Posted by: Warai-otoko needs to download some browser extensions, apparently at March 23, 2019 02:30 AM (Ct55T)

655 That Georgia bill is making me hot. What a brilliant idea, as long as senators have access to the top 10 list.

Posted by: Cory Booker at March 23, 2019 02:31 AM (DgnZv)

656 P.S. Okay, you got me: I'm an asshole.
Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:28 AM (XAYDB)

OK, OK, i'll append the phrase "Barring any externalities"...

which is a horribly way to refer to a child, but you get my point.

Posted by: Warai-otoko needs to download some browser extensions, apparently at March 23, 2019 02:32 AM (Ct55T)

657 ...

Posted by: Warai-otoko needs to take his damn socks off, apparently at March 23, 2019 02:33 AM (Ct55T)

658 --Really? Even if it was just me cradling my littl'un on my lap in the back of the CRJ plane?

And yeah, I'm a breeder, because I *made* him.






P.S. Okay, you got me: I'm an asshole.
Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:28 AM (XAYDB)

No, that's still an assumption. Warai Otoko and I both look at you with the kid, and think, "Dad and child", because that's the normal course of events and Normal World. But you could be the gay uncle who is minding the kid while its parents take a weekend of alone time, or a gay "parent" who adopted a child.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:36 AM (nPGq2)

659 LMAO

Paul Joseph Watson:

The Truth About Hipsters:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKBRx2UYaxM

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:36 AM (XAYDB)

660 When I see pics of a snarling Kameltoe from the Kavanaugh Senate confirmation hearings, all I see is a very punchable face.
Posted by: RickZ

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That bitch needs to report to RuPaul for a makeover.

Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone at March 23, 2019 02:39 AM (Ikt9E)

661 I think you give me too much credit AOP...

But if that dude sitting next to me on a plane with a baby says either:

A) "THIS ISN'T MY BABY IT'S MY SISTER'S I'M A HOMOSEXUAL TALK TO ME"

or

B) "I FUCKED MY BITCH WIFE AND THIS POPPED OUT LIKE A WHOLE LOT LATER ROLL TIDE"

... he's an asshole.

and probably related to Ben Roethlisberger.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 02:41 AM (Ct55T)

662 656 P.S. Okay, you got me: I'm an asshole.
Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:28 AM (XAYDB)

OK, OK, i'll append the phrase "Barring any externalities"...

which is a horribly way to refer to a child, but you get my point.
Posted by: Warai-otoko needs to download some browser extensions, apparently at March 23, 2019 02:32 AM (Ct55T)

--Actually, I was trying to be funny, not serious.

I should have appended the Denis Leary vid to push the point home.



P.S. Nothing is more hetero for a virile man than displaying his own progeny. I make adorable, precocious progeny. (Okay, maybe asshole-ish, but I can back it up)

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:41 AM (XAYDB)

663 Recipe for Buttermilk Pie (goes to my blog - my Pi Day post):

https://tinyurl.com/yyjw44vm
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
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Awesome. Going to make it. Apropos of nothing, what's it taste like?

Posted by: Blond Morticia's phone at March 23, 2019 02:42 AM (13CQC)

664 This thing on?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 23, 2019 02:42 AM (0bu2O)

665 P.S. Nothing is more hetero for a virile man than displaying his own progeny. I make adorable, precocious progeny. (Okay, maybe asshole-ish, but I can back it up)
Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:41 AM (XAYDB)

woah, woah, woah, bragging about successful non-asshole issue is NEVER an asshole move.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 02:43 AM (Ct55T)

666 It is on.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 23, 2019 02:43 AM (0bu2O)

667 666 It is on.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 23, 2019 02:43 AM (0bu2O)

In which the best "number of the beast" post ever was made...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 02:44 AM (Ct55T)

668 I'm thinking more edgy...Don't drink the koolaid.

Posted by: torabora at March 23, 2019 02:44 AM (9wxTN)

669 I got the number, I can sleep now.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 23, 2019 02:48 AM (0bu2O)

670 A) "THIS ISN'T MY BABY IT'S MY SISTER'S I'M A HOMOSEXUAL TALK TO ME"

or

B) "I FUCKED MY BITCH WIFE AND THIS POPPED OUT LIKE A WHOLE LOT LATER ROLL TIDE"

... he's an asshole.

and probably related to Ben Roethlisberger.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 02:41 AM (Ct55T)


LOL.

The Gavin McInnes video was good, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:48 AM (nPGq2)

671 #2 You stick your finger in the dyke, you're not getting it back sometimes.

Posted by: torabora at March 23, 2019 02:49 AM (9wxTN)

672 The Gavin McInnes video was good, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 02:48 AM (nPGq2)

*snort*

i was just freewheelin', but apparently i just made a reference without realizing it...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 02:50 AM (Ct55T)

673 woah, woah, woah, bragging about successful non-asshole issue is NEVER an asshole move.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 02:43 AM (Ct55T)

--Thank you

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:50 AM (XAYDB)

674 627 so....

what happens when Barr just releases the whole fuckin' shootin' match unredacted onto the unsuspecting public?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 01:51 AM (Ct55T)

He revealed classified material! He betrayed our allies! Secret grand jury testimony! He compromised an undercover agent!

(parrot screech!)

Posted by: Fox2! at March 23, 2019 02:51 AM (MwFQu)

675 @659. That's some good PJW.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 02:52 AM (t6MX/)

676 667 666 It is on.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at March 23, 2019 02:43 AM (0bu2O)

In which the best "number of the beast" post ever was made...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 02:44 AM (Ct55T)

--

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:53 AM (XAYDB)

677 675 @659. That's some good PJW.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 02:52 AM (t6MX/)

--He's always good, but this was *particularly* good.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 02:55 AM (XAYDB)

678 It's been a good week. Pass the McInnes url. I'm not done teabagging lefties.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 02:55 AM (t6MX/)

679 PJW explains the AOC "phenom" perfectly. Hipster idiocy.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 02:56 AM (t6MX/)

680 Good news : BJs and HJs coming to United flights
Bad News: It's a trap!

Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 02:58 AM (tRLIC)

681 Yeah, cute kid bragging. That's right ladies. Marvel as your womb quivers.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 02:59 AM (t6MX/)

682 AOC is only as powerful as the constant attention thirsty men give her.

Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 02:59 AM (tRLIC)

683 Ovaries rattle.

Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 03:00 AM (tRLIC)

684 681 Yeah, cute kid bragging. That's right ladies. Marvel as your womb quivers.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 02:59 AM (t6MX/)

--Dirty secret: When us guys carry our littl'uns around, our dicks feel even bigger.

Genes baby genes.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 03:02 AM (XAYDB)

685 Trump after receiving Mueller report

https://tinyurl.com/y256pwgr

Posted by: bour3 at March 23, 2019 03:04 AM (KXQr+)

686 Happy! is on SyFy right now. Its a evil, depraved, and dirty. Also funny and well written. This may be the 3rd time I have watched the series.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 23, 2019 03:04 AM (WNAuL)

687 Trump after receiving Mueller report

https://tinyurl.com/y256pwgr
Posted by: bour3 at March 23, 2019 03:04 AM (KXQr+)

Hah!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 03:10 AM (nPGq2)

688 Genes baby genes.
Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 03:02 AM (XAYDB)

To be fair, the blonde hair and blue eyes genes, which is a big part of their striking cuteness, are mostly my wife's. But I'll gladly take credit for having dragged her back to my cave by her hair.

I shit you not when I say that rare is the day we are out and I don't get unsolicited comments on their cuteness.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 03:12 AM (t6MX/)

689 Trump reaction to Mueller report.

https://youtu.be/BD7uyblt94M

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 03:15 AM (t6MX/)

690 I shit you not when I say that rare is the day we are out and I don't get unsolicited comments on their cuteness.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 03:12 AM (t6MX/)

you just remember that shit when they're 14

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 03:15 AM (Ct55T)

691 Well, I got some plumbing completed today. I now have water to my new bathtub/shower, and to my washing machine faucets, and it all works. Bad news is the two threaded coupling for the supply lines seep a little water, despite my having used Teflon tape, and tightening the fittings (brass to brass) as much as I dared. I guess tomorrow I will have to turn the water off again, undo the couplings, and use pipe joint compound instead of Teflon tape.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 03:17 AM (nPGq2)

692 And it has gone midnight here, so time for me to call it a night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 23, 2019 03:22 AM (nPGq2)

693 Hey Teresa, that pie looks delish and I plan to make one for Easter dessert, I tried to leave you a comment there but got stumped by the enter a URL space, I am quite technically challenged.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 23, 2019 03:23 AM (f8dwL)

694 To be fair, the blonde hair and blue eyes genes, which is a big part of their striking cuteness, are mostly my wife's. But I'll gladly take credit for having dragged her back to my cave by her hair.

I shit you not when I say that rare is the day we are out and I don't get unsolicited comments on their cuteness.
Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 03:12 AM (t6MX/)

--Kudos!

I just hope my Little Dude does not get his heart broken too soon.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 03:31 AM (XAYDB)

695 Chilling and re-watching Clemson-Alabama.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever, as Keats put it.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 03:34 AM (XAYDB)

696 you just remember that shit when they're 14
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 03:15 AM (Ct55T)

They will be heart breakers. But I am not too young to not know that teens are another challenge.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 03:37 AM (t6MX/)

697 I just hope my Little Dude does not get his heart broken too soon.
Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 03:31 AM (XAYDB)

Yeah, mama will cut a bitch.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 03:38 AM (t6MX/)

698 Monday I have to be up at this time, but now not so much.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 03:38 AM (BbGew)

699 Night, skip. Night, horde.

Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 03:40 AM (t6MX/)

700 I get threaded couplings that leak using pipe compound or tape. Had one over my water heater that had to put a cup under but it slowed then stopped after a few weeks. Sealed itself Iguess.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 03:43 AM (BbGew)

701 Wow Skip, you are early, maybe you should brew me some coffee because I am still drinking wine, to be fair I didn't commence said activity until 2:00 a.m.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 23, 2019 03:47 AM (f8dwL)

702 That video on Rachel Madcow crying in the threasd below is too funny.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 03:47 AM (BbGew)

703 9 No punchline!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 10:08 PM (kQs4Y)

I didn't get it. I was thinking "turd in the punchbowl"? So, thanks!

Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 03:47 AM (ysOGz)

704 702 That video on Rachel Madcow crying in the threasd below is too funny.
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 03:47 AM (BbGew)

Except for the screeching voice of the woman who posted it. Yikes.

Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 03:48 AM (ysOGz)

705 702 That video on Rachel Madcow crying in the threasd below is too funny.
Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 03:47 AM (BbGew)

--Rachel Maddow is a pussy.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 03:48 AM (XAYDB)

706 Not giving up quite yet of sleeping a little more but as said Monday have to leave for work well before 5am.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 03:49 AM (BbGew)

707 That video on Rachel Madcow crying in the threasd below is too funny.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 03:47 AM (BbGew)


And the account that posted that video has already been suspended. We will NOT be allowed to criticize or mock our betters.

Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2019 03:56 AM (Y8PSl)

708 Two random questions for Dem presidential candidates:

1) If a totally non-specific holiday claiming to be "the most important day on the calendar to the Indian community" were celebrated, who would rock it best, Kamela Harris sporting a dot and a sari, or Liz Warren in buckskins and fringe?

2) How can Joe Biden possibly campaign while impaled on an Ibeam after today's revelations?

Posted by: Beto, how come no one is eating my guacamole? at March 23, 2019 03:56 AM (f8dwL)

709 And the account that posted that video has already been suspended. We will NOT be allowed to criticize or mock our betters.
Posted by: RickZ at March 23, 2019 03:56 AM (Y8PSl)

--You must be shitting me.

That's why I have not done social mediaa for over four years.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 03:58 AM (XAYDB)

710 If Barack and Mooch can read the tea leaves now might be a good time to sell the D.C. manse and head for Hawaii, the proverbial shit is about to hit the fan. If Uncle Joe wants to have any legacy he'll roll right over on Barry and Val.One wouldn't want to get caught in the spray.

Posted by: Beto, how come no one is eating my guacamole? at March 23, 2019 04:06 AM (f8dwL)

711 Social media is run by Leftists who have to control 'hate speech ' it's in their DNA.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 04:08 AM (BbGew)

712 Just heard on way home yesterday Barak didn't let Hillary use his campaign machine leftovers but is encouraging Biden to run and might let him have it.

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 04:10 AM (BbGew)

713 OK, I'm out, I'm leaving this low energy town and headed to bed where life is far less conflicted.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 23, 2019 04:10 AM (f8dwL)

714 I'm in bed, it's still complicated here

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 04:13 AM (BbGew)

715 *snort*

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 23, 2019 04:16 AM (f8dwL)

716 Guess rule should be don't take the tablet to bed or in reach you can get it

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 04:21 AM (BbGew)

717 Homer Simpson.
I can finally maybe sleep.

Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 04:42 AM (tRLIC)

718 hiya

Posted by: JT at March 23, 2019 04:42 AM (dd9DS)

719 Are you trying to tell me that nowhere is lemon meringue pie #1? How can that be?

Posted by: creeper at March 23, 2019 04:52 AM (vq6Gm)

720 719 Are you trying to tell me that nowhere is lemon meringue pie #1? How can that be?
Posted by: creeper at March 23, 2019 04:52 AM (vq6Gm)

--Thank you!

You're the only other Moron to mention lemon meringue.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 05:03 AM (XAYDB)

721 Hang in there logprof, some erudite Moron might be along soon with tales of lemon meringue and whipped cream.

Posted by: Panhandler at March 23, 2019 05:10 AM (BdkLu)

722 I make it a killer lemon meringue pie...except when I can't resist cutting into it warm. Then it turns into a lemon meringue pile.

Posted by: creeper at March 23, 2019 05:11 AM (vq6Gm)

723 I make it a killer lemon meringue pie...
See?

Posted by: Panhandler at March 23, 2019 05:12 AM (BdkLu)

724 So it looks like the Mueller report is out. Should I care?

Posted by: creeper at March 23, 2019 05:13 AM (vq6Gm)

725 721 Hang in there logprof, some erudite Moron might be along soon with tales of lemon meringue and whipped cream.
Posted by: Panhandler at March 23, 2019 05:10 AM (BdkLu)

--Slowdive -- "Melon Yellow"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eTCieV19VU

P.S. FU Google/Youtube for not only stealing our data but removing being able to clip the link for a video.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 05:14 AM (XAYDB)

726 So it looks like the Mueller report is out. Should I care?
Nah, the focus has already shifted to SDNY and how they'll get him on state charges.

Posted by: Panhandler at March 23, 2019 05:15 AM (BdkLu)

727 The Religion of Humanity
Christianity and Humanity - from a Distance

As usual, I can't copy and paste on the ONT, even with the Quote Unf*cker. So I just urge those interested to search for GKC's poem, The World State.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 05:17 AM (VaN/j)

728 724 So it looks like the Mueller report is out. Should I care?
Posted by: creeper at March 23, 2019 05:13 AM (vq6Gm)

--Been over a year since I gave half a shit about anything Russia

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 05:17 AM (XAYDB)

729 Barron Lied, People Died.

Posted by: Bob Mueller at March 23, 2019 05:20 AM (tRLIC)

730 As usual, I can't copy and paste on the ONT, even with the Quote Unf*cker. So I just urge those interested to search for GKC's poem, The World State.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 05:17 AM (VaN/j)

--I've quoted GKC here as well.

Not all of the Moronosphere is ready for his message.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 05:22 AM (XAYDB)

731
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 23, 2019 05:24 AM (KCxzN)

732

One day, I'll tell my storey. Nobody will believe it but there you go.

Posted by: otho at March 23, 2019 05:25 AM (LkFnL)

733 I think Eeyore was trying to link this poem.

https://tinyurl.com/y2gq7qbp

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 23, 2019 05:28 AM (TnkfX)

734
There's supposed to be a book coming out, that spells it all out, but but the authour died... my touch holds firm!

Posted by: otho at March 23, 2019 05:29 AM (LkFnL)

735 727 The Religion of Humanity
Christianity and Humanity - from a Distance

As usual, I can't copy and paste on the ONT, even with the Quote Unf*cker. So I just urge those interested to search for GKC's poem, The World State.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 05:17 AM (VaN/j)

G. K. Chesterton, "The World State"
https://www.chesterton.org/lecture-51/

Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 05:30 AM (ysOGz)

736 One day, I'll tell my storey. Nobody will believe it but there you go.
Posted by: otho at March 23, 2019 05:25 AM (LkFnL)

You reading books again, Julian??

Posted by: Ray at March 23, 2019 05:30 AM (XAYDB)

737 Everything you say is fucked, because you steal it from books!

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 05:32 AM (XAYDB)

738 "pee wee's playhouse"is on ifc channel right now. i haven't seen this in 30 years. did kids actually watch this back then?

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 05:34 AM (Pg+x7)

739 Oh, how I love Humanity,
With love so pure and pringlish,
And how I hate the horrid French,
Who never will be English!

The International Idea,
The largest and the clearest,
Is welding all the nations now,
Except the one that's nearest.

This compromise has long been known,
This scheme of partial pardons,
In ethical societies
And small suburban gardens--

The villas and the chapels where
I learned with little labour
The way to love my fellow-man
And hate my next-door neighbour.

Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 05:35 AM (ysOGz)

740 738 "pee wee's playhouse"is on ifc channel right now. i haven't seen this in 30 years. did kids actually watch this back then?
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 05:34 AM (Pg+x7)

--I did, but then I was a 14 year old "kid"

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 05:35 AM (XAYDB)

741 So.. this new movie coming out about the Manson family? It's a sympathetic view of the women caught up in his evil web. Fuck that shit. I won't go see it. I won't spend a penny on anything that puts those bitches in a sympathetic light. Cold blooded killers. They killed Tate who was fucking 9 months pregnant. Stabbed her to death. Considered cutting out the baby. I will never ever forget or forgive those c***s. I hate Hollywood. And a pox on ANYONE who goes to see this piece of crap.


Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 10:22 PM



yeah I had hopes of this project. the more I ear the lamer it sounds.

Posted by: otho at March 23, 2019 05:36 AM (LkFnL)

742 --I did, but then I was a 14 year old "kid"


Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 05:35 AM

Pewee is the bomb. Good memories!

Posted by: otho at March 23, 2019 05:38 AM (LkFnL)

743 Last movie I saw in the theater was American Sniper in 2015, and that was in the cheap second-run one.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 05:39 AM (XAYDB)

744 You reading books again, Julian??



Posted by: Ray at March 23, 2019 05:30 AM


LOL! Fuck you, Ray!

Posted by: otho at March 23, 2019 05:40 AM (LkFnL)

745 Pewee is the bomb. Good memories!
Posted by: otho at March 23, 2019 05:38 AM (LkFnL)

--Vivid memory:

Saw Pee Wee's Playhouse on a snow day away from school the day of the Challenger disaster.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 05:42 AM (XAYDB)

746 Got a little nap in, now it's time to make the coffee

Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 05:43 AM (BbGew)

747 LOL! Fuck you, Ray!
Posted by: otho at March 23, 2019 05:40 AM (LkFnL)

Don't lie to the Guy in the Chair!

Posted by: Ray at March 23, 2019 05:45 AM (XAYDB)

748 You reading books again, Julian??


Posted by: Ray at March 23, 2019 05:30 AM


You degenerate gambling, piss bottling son of a bitch.

Posted by: otho at March 23, 2019 05:46 AM (LkFnL)

749 Great ONT. Gotta go to w-o-r-k.

Posted by: Eromero at March 23, 2019 05:51 AM (qBNEP)

750 Ray!

Truck drivin' passed out Phantom 309 muthafucka!

Posted by: J-ROC at March 23, 2019 05:54 AM (XAYDB)

751 739
Posted by: m at March 23, 2019 05:35 AM (ysOGz)
_____

Yes, you and others are right. But I kept getting 500's. (I suspect it may have been the dash in the above title. But at the time, I was only an inch into the first cup.)

Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 05:57 AM (VaN/j)

752 You degenerate gambling, piss bottling son of a bitch.
Posted by: otho at March 23, 2019 05:46 AM (LkFnL)

Way of the Road

Posted by: Ray at March 23, 2019 05:58 AM (XAYDB)

753 ... i watched "pee wee's playhouse". there were parts i liked (e.g. the "penny" videos) and others i found obnoxious or grotesque. but it didn't really seem aimed at kids. it was too self-aware, an exaggeration of motifs found in 50's children's tv, in a word ... post-modern, which was at its height back then (mid-80's).

post-modernism (from wikipedia):"... the recycling of past styles and themes in a modern-day context..."

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 05:59 AM (Pg+x7)

754 But at the time, I was only an inch into the first cup.)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 05:57 AM (VaN/j)

--That's what he said.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 06:00 AM (XAYDB)

755 Watched last night's Tucker. Two things struck me.

1. Though I like Tucker, I am tired of his friendliness with that lying POS Chris Hahn. I get having him on, but damn it, hold is effing feet to the fire. Tucker used to have that even lower scum Phillipe Reines on, and again, was friendly to that putrid pile of dung.

Even Tucker is a bit too inside.

2. We need to go back to a practice the mother country had in the 16th C. I want to see heads on spikes all around the capital.

I'll say it again: Pardon Obama and Hillary, THEN subpoena them. They cannot then plead the fifth, but will still be subject to perjury charges in their testimonies. And their henchmen - they all go to Federal Pound Me Up The Ass Prison. (Those, that is, who are not beheaded.)

Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 06:02 AM (VaN/j)

756 753 ... i watched "pee wee's playhouse". there were parts i liked (e.g. the "penny" videos) and others i found obnoxious or grotesque. but it didn't really seem aimed at kids. it was too self-aware, an exaggeration of motifs found in 50's children's tv, in a word ... post-modern, which was at its height back then (mid-80's).

post-modernism (from wikipedia):"... the recycling of past styles and themes in a modern-day context..."
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 05:59 AM (Pg+x7)

--Self-aware though it may have been, I myself back then was not self-aware enough to recognize its self-awareness.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 06:02 AM (XAYDB)

757 754 But at the time, I was only an inch into the first cup.)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 05:57 AM (VaN/j)

--That's what he said.
Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 06:00 AM (XAYDB)
_______

Hey, for me, the ONT is the real EMT.

I don't get it. When younger I was a complete night owl. In college my roommates joked that I was a vampire. Or saying "Up at the crack of noon, I see." But since turning 50, I get up anywhere from 3:30 to 5:30. And crash early.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 23, 2019 06:05 AM (VaN/j)

758 ... tarantino is doing the manson movie. it may spark a nostalgia for 60's fashion.

i've long concluded that tarantino is, above all, a post-modernist. he developed during the 80's, when post-modernism was at its height. haven't seen anyone else describe him that way, though.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 06:07 AM (Pg+x7)

759 i've long concluded that tarantino is, above all, a post-modernist. he developed during the 80's, when post-modernism was at its height. haven't seen anyone else describe him that way, though.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 06:07 AM (Pg+x7)

--At any rate, he's a wannabe Black, what with all the n-bombs dropped in his flicks.

Posted by: logprof at March 23, 2019 06:12 AM (XAYDB)

760 "i myself back then was not self-aware enough to recognize its self-awareness."

well done, sir.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 06:13 AM (Pg+x7)

761 last!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at March 23, 2019 07:11 AM (Pg+x7)

762 * 400 Quatloons to the person who gets the reference here.

*****

Is it a reference to Jeff Goldstein / Protein Wisdom?

I demand pie!

Posted by: Taco Shack at March 23, 2019 07:38 AM (C+qQ0)

763 As usual, I can't copy and paste on the ONT, even with the Quote
Unf*cker. So I just urge those interested to search for GKC's poem, The
World State.

Oh, how I love Humanity,
With love so pure and pringlish,
And how I hate the horrid French,
Who never will be English!

The International Idea,
The largest and the clearest,
Is welding all the nations now,
Except the one that's nearest.


This compromise has long been known,
This scheme of partial pardons,
In ethical societies
And small suburban gardens#8212;

The villas and the chapels where
I learned with little labour
The way to love my fellow-man
And hate my next-door neighbour.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 23, 2019 10:55 AM (aUJn1)

764 I got sick and tired of sandwiches, so I had the idea of cooking steak and chicken breasts to freeze and microwave for lunches at work. Also it would eliminate the carbs in the bread. It sounded like a good idea.

But I find cooking extremely stressful and overwhelming, so I keep putting it off and just get fast food for lunch. Then I throw out the meat I bought and kept past the expiration date. I repeat this cycle over and over again.

Tonight I ate almost a whole bag of Bugles for dinner. That wasn't stressful at all.

Maybe I should just forget the whole thing and stock up on TV dinners. I can handle that at least.
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 11:20 PM (sdi6R)

Rikki - try an Sous Vide cooker. Costs about 60 dollars. It is a metal wand you stick in a pot of water, put your meat in a ziplock bag clipped to the side and just let it work. It never gets overdone since the water temperature stays at 150 degrees. You can then brown the sides if you want or just eat it. You can put some sauce in the bag for flavoring as you cook it too. You can just pop in a frozen breast, it just takes longer.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 23, 2019 04:17 PM (FTPn0)

765 Can I steal that GIF? Pretty please? (Uh... yeah. the goalposts one...)

Posted by: P. Dawg Knight at March 24, 2019 02:15 PM (R1MjE)

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