Tucker Carlson: The Media Figures Who Pushed This Soon-to-be-Disproved Sham Collusion Conspiracy Theory Should be "Punished"<br>Mollie Hemingway on Tucker Now

Tucker Carlson: The Media Figures Who Pushed This Soon-to-be-Disproved Sham Collusion Conspiracy Theory Should be "Punished"
Mollie Hemingway on Tucker Now

This is from last night. It applies with even more force today.

Now, by "punished," he does not mean "indicted," as he clarifies. He means "publicly shamed" and "forced to apologize."

I normally wouldn't even agree with that... except I remember the left demanding "accountability" from pundits who made erroneous claims and false predictions about the Iraq War. And there was a lot of that in the media.

So: Should conspiracy theorists pushing a falsehood that undermines trust in the US democratic system be similarly required to come to a reckoning?

Answer: No. They control the message, and that means they control the questions that may be asked, and the criticisms that may be lodged.

You don't have to respond to a question or criticism you've suppressed so much that the half of the country you depend on for support never even hears of it.

Carlson also asks, rhetorically: If people on the right had claimed, without evidence, that Barack Obama was colluding with Iran for three years, would they be allowed on any media platform?

He says that's rhetorical. They wouldn't be -- unless they offered a groveling apology to King Barky the Wonderdog.

Definitely watch the opening of last night's show.

Take care! Have a nice weekend!

90 minutes away from entering the official Day 7 of the fast, and no problems!

Oh, and it's weird to put up Tucker from last night when you're probably watching Tucker now -- and Mollie's on now. But check this vid out later, just the first 8-10 minutes.

Can We Stop This Avenue of Conspiracy Theorycrafting Now?

To be clear: There Are. No. Sealed. Indictments. Per law enforcement official who knows. https://t.co/SMfWv8CGEK
— Ken Dilanian (@KenDilanianNBC) March 22, 2019

When Fusion Ken says your conspiracy theory is wrong, it's wrong.

BTW: Someone on Fox pointed out that James Comey seemed to have advanced word of this report today. I think Harris Faulkner. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:00 PM

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1 Put them against a wall

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (XjrCx)

2 Wow. Another Spooge!

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 22, 2019 08:03 PM (XjrCx)

3 Off to get the Yorkies

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 22, 2019 08:03 PM (XjrCx)

4 Don't expect an apology from any of the coup conspirators and agitators. They are righteous in their own eyes and won't feel the need.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 08:04 PM (WNAuL)

5 4th!

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 08:04 PM (XROPS)

6 6th!

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 08:04 PM (XROPS)

7 Robert "Perry Mason" Mueller would have gotten Trump to admit his crimes if only he would have been allowed to question him under oath!!
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM

And if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 07:32 P

Sure Jan.

Posted by: Marcia Marcia Marcia at March 22, 2019 08:05 PM (XROPS)

8 Please Trump announce the Pardons.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (dKiJG)

9 RUSSIANS EVERYWHERE!!!1!

Posted by: Helena Handbotsket at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (IGmNT)

10 Stay with me Ace!

Posted by: Hydration at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (beH4q)

11 Where's the flaming skull tonight?!

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (ixZj7)

12 Day 7? Absolute madman.

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 08:09 PM (tRLIC)

13 Saw Chris Wallace on Special Report. What a a-hole. He was holding out hope that there would be damaging info in report.

Posted by: WisRich at March 22, 2019 08:09 PM (OAlmw)

14
Saw Chris Wallace on Special Report. What a a-hole. He was holding out hope that there would be damaging info in report.
Posted by: WisRich

The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:10 PM (aKsyK)

15 CNN was ready, already has put up 11 LOOMING QUESTIONS, claiming among other things that Trump can still be indicted for Obstruction Of Justice, etc.

Posted by: Avenger at March 22, 2019 08:11 PM (Bwqq4)

16 Damn, Ace in almost real time watching Tucker.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:11 PM (XAYDB)

17 When two consecutive thread titles begin with "Tucker Carlson", then it's a little bit harder to notice nood!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:11 PM (I/iGu)

18 Anyone remember the Fyre Festival?

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1109224050772062214

Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2019 08:11 PM (Dh1wo)

19 OT- NDSU only losing their game against Duke by 4 pts at the half

Posted by: Hagar-Jarl of the Noth of Flyover County at March 22, 2019 08:12 PM (FxJnm)

20 Line up all their photos, Wall of Mugshots style.

Caption each with a summary of their "journa Listo" crimes.

Get ACE to write a short, few hundred word summary of the thing, but with URL link reference to an essay-length work on it's own site, expanding the full story to Expose' quality.

Buy ad space in every paper larger than the Greensheet, coast to coast.

And beat the hell out of the Name n' Shame drum on the website. Get all the "big" conservative writers to link to it.

Make enough noise that the MSN can't really ignore it.

Be loud and be loud for MONTHS on this.

Will it work? Likely, not much. But any crack in their structure is for us, a win.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2019 08:12 PM (QzJWU)

21 Was so tempted to put it on but not going to.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:12 PM (BbGew)

22
Total Crypto Nood!

"Tucker Carlson" in the poat title fooled me because that's the same as the old nood!

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 08:13 PM (kgAmS)

23 Saw Chris Wallace on Special Report. What a a-hole. He was holding out hope that there would be damaging info in report.
Posted by: WisRich

The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:10 PM (aKsyK)

--Oh, you so missed the awesome link. . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZEPSqPI1B4

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:13 PM (XAYDB)

24 @22: "Tucker Carlson in the post title fooled me because that's the same as the old nood!"

Totally!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:13 PM (I/iGu)

25 They're sunk and they know it. They needed Mueller to come up with something to hang an impeachment on and they got coal in their Christmas stocking. Everything else is just sideshow, nothing that will bring down Trump. The 2016 election is over.

Now, about a little payback, yeah I'm ready for that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 08:14 PM (0QYMt)

26 15 CNN was ready, already has put up 11 LOOMING QUESTIONS, claiming among other things that Trump can still be indicted for Obstruction Of Justice, etc.
Posted by: Avenger

I hope Trump pardons everyone Mueller screwed, on Monday.

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 08:14 PM (mNhs0)

27 Sheesh Ace, I can do 24 hour fasts, barely. I have no idea how you do 7 day fasts.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 08:14 PM (ffYR/)

28 They should be punished with a brick, in a pillow case.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 08:14 PM (1g7ch)

29 I just tune Chris Hahn out

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:14 PM (XAYDB)

30 Bwahahaha Tucker asking Chris Haan, "How is he celebrating?"

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 08:15 PM (RBOtF)

31 Learn to co[llu]de!

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 22, 2019 08:15 PM (dYe5S)

32 2020 elections should be the punishment.

But the GOP will not take advantage of this.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 08:15 PM (438dO)

33 Katie Pavlich @KatiePavlich
Hahaha Schiff is already talking about issuing a subpoena to Robert Mueller

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 08:16 PM (BqBId)

34 I did a three week master cleanse a few years ago. Honestly, once you get past the first three or four days, then it's smooth sailing, assuming you've got a slightly obsessive personality.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:16 PM (I/iGu)

35
Put them against a wall

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (XjrCx)

"'Gainst. The. Wall."
Omar: That one looks Jewish!
Coonman: And that ones a coon!
Cuck Inc.: Who let all this riffraff into the room?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 08:16 PM (t6MX/)

36 "If people on the right had claimed, without evidence, that Barack Obama was colluding with Iran for three years, would they be allowed on any media platform?"

In fairness, if they had iron-clad evidence, they would also not be allowed on any media platform.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 08:16 PM (Ndje9)

37 They should be punished with a brick, in a pillow case.

No, killed by Jason Vorhees in a sleeping bag against a tree.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 08:16 PM (dUJdY)

38 We were right, they were wrong. obviously and repeatedly.

Yet somehow we will be forced to apologize.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 22, 2019 08:16 PM (KZ0k3)

39 Make them spend three months in the barrel. Let God, and whatever they can find in that foul, slimy, smelly put be their only sustenance and source of comfort.

So let it be written.

So let it be done.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:17 PM (brgv3)

40 I love how the new Dem thing is "we demand to have the report released" and the 'pubs are saying "yeah, us too".

This is such a nontroversy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 08:17 PM (fuK7c)

41 But the GOP will not take advantage of this.

2/3 of the GOP was hoping right along with the Democrats.

Posted by: Avenger at March 22, 2019 08:17 PM (Bwqq4)

42 Go for 21 days, ace.

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 08:17 PM (tRLIC)

43 For Liberals this is how I felt when I saw that Hillary wasn't going to be charged with anything.

She was guilty but they tried to frame Trump.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 08:17 PM (dKiJG)

44 I saw Barky the Wonderdog open for Toad the Wet Sprocket at the Cow Palace in '92

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 08:17 PM (786Ro)

45 Day 7? Geez Louise, Ace.. take care of yourself.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 08:17 PM (438dO)

46 @33: "Hahaha Schiff is already talking about issuing a subpoena to Robert Mueller"

Say what you will about Mueller, but he's clever enough to know that Congressional committee hearings are the fucking worst waste of time, and he won't go be a prop before a committee without a subpoena.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:18 PM (I/iGu)

47 So...no one fucking colluded with the Russians? NO ONE?

Then what was the point of fucking indicting anyone?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 22, 2019 08:18 PM (KZ0k3)

48 Tucker going after Schiff hard. He should be driven from Congress.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 08:18 PM (1UZdv)

49 How does one not eat for seven days?

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:20 PM (RU4sa)

50 So...no one fucking colluded with the Russians? NO ONE?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp

Not quite "NO ONE" tovarishch.
*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at March 22, 2019 08:20 PM (gkstg)

51
Tucker going after Schiff hard. He should be driven from Congress.
Posted by: Ignoramus

Slim chance. California and all that.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:20 PM (aKsyK)

52 Not how it works, Ace. I remember at the end of the Vietnam War, a lot of "no recriminations" shit from the MSM. They really haven't changed, except that they used to hide it a little better.

Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 08:20 PM (VaN/j)

53 "Day 7? Geez Louise, Ace.. take care of yourself."

I seem to remember ace collapsing and end up in the hospital from doing stupid crap a while back.

Dehydrated or some such.

Posted by: Avenger at March 22, 2019 08:20 PM (Bwqq4)

54 The only time I can regularly watch Tuck live is Fridays, but at least he's usually on fire then, just before the weekend.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:21 PM (XAYDB)

55 @49: "How does one not eat for seven days?"

Generally speaking, most fasts include some minimal calorie juice intake, especially if you go more than seven days. You can do seven days, water only, but that's pretty hardcore.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:21 PM (I/iGu)

56 Trump should still do the same thing he could have done since 21 JAN 2017 -

Call for a Joint Session

Point out that many people used the privilege of the government position and power to spy on opposition party candidates and attempt to frame them for crimes.

Demand a concensus on prosecuting them to the maximum extent or all legal and fair game for Election 2020?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 08:21 PM (1g7ch)

57 35 Put them against a wall

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (XjrCx)

"'Gainst. The. Wall."
Omar: That one looks Jewish!
Coonman: And that ones a coon!
Cuck Inc.: Who let all this riffraff into the room?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

An acceptable earworm. Thank you!

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 08:22 PM (WNAuL)

58 MSM delenda est. I want to see those FISA warrants.

Posted by: vivi at March 22, 2019 08:22 PM (11H2y)

59 Schiff looks like a weird cousin.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 08:22 PM (jUVms)

60 Thanks Walter.

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:22 PM (RU4sa)

61 All of this bad news makes me hungry.

Posted by: Brian Tater-Seltzer at March 22, 2019 08:22 PM (EgshT)

62 @53: "I seem to remember ace collapsing and end up in the hospital from doing stupid crap a while back. "

Stupid shit? Does that include coffee with butter and various supplements? 'cause I dunno why any good man would ruin his coffee with butter unless there was plenty of rum in there too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:22 PM (I/iGu)

63 49 How does one not eat for seven days?
Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:20 PM (RU4sa)

*SILENCE*

Posted by: Carthusians at March 22, 2019 08:23 PM (XAYDB)

64 >>>
Generally speaking, most fasts include some minimal calorie juice intake, especially if you go more than seven days. You can do seven days, water only, but that's pretty hardcore.

NOPE! Not a single calorie. Only black coffee, water, and sugar-free soda. Also salt in water which I flavor with no-calorie sweetener.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:23 PM (PbpT7)

65 Also, it's put up or shut up time for Q.

Posted by: Avenger at March 22, 2019 08:23 PM (Bwqq4)

66 I've finally hit that point that people said usually kicks in earlier where you're not really even hungry anymore. (Unless I start thinking about it.)

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:23 PM (PbpT7)

67 I've only watched Tucker's show but a few times. I've never liked his style. I've always thought that his personality he uses when being interviewed (the real one) would communicate better when he's the interviewer.

He's a cool guy, and he never shows that side of himself when he's on his on his own side of the desk.

But I truly enjoyed watching him burn that shithead staffer down to the waterline, and I guess he knows what keeps asses in seats better than me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 08:24 PM (LY1IB)

68 Brob Mewller is a Wooskie

burp

Posted by: Carl Bernstein at March 22, 2019 08:24 PM (RZ6R1)

69 The sad trombones will go "whah whah whah" as the helicopter blades go "whomp whomp whomp."

Posted by: Vaudeville Pinochet at March 22, 2019 08:24 PM (5tb4C)

70 7 day fast?? I did a 24 hour and was ready to gnaw my arm at hour 20

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2019 08:24 PM (LJUs+)

71 Still ace, be careful.

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:24 PM (RU4sa)

72 I dunno why any good man would ruin his coffee with butter unless there was plenty of rum in there too.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

Hot buttered rum with coffee? Worth a try.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 22, 2019 08:24 PM (gkstg)

73 Ace, you have to read Kristol's twitter feed. He's actually acting like he somehow helped keep Trump from impeding the Meuller investigation. He's nuts.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 08:24 PM (jUVms)

74 47
So...no one fucking colluded with the Russians? NO ONE?

Then what was the point of fucking indicting anyone?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp

The PROCESS is the punishment.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (WNAuL)

75 "I dunno why any good man would ruin his coffee with butter unless there was plenty of rum in there too."

I hear that!

Posted by: Avenger at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (Bwqq4)

76 If it's going to be released on Friday night, then it's a guaranteed dud. That's when you release news you want to bury.

Posted by: Vaudeville Pinochet at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (5tb4C)

77 >>>70 7 day fast?? I did a 24 hour and was ready to gnaw my arm at hour 20

1, you get used to it if you do it frequently. Intermittent fasting gets you primed to do at least 1-2 day fasts.

2, you lose your appetite around day 5 or 6. Other poeple say day 4 but I never had that pleasure.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (PbpT7)

78 Ooops -- off "Vaudeville Pinochet" sock!

Posted by: Vaudeville Pinochet at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (5tb4C)

79 So ace do you resume normal/previous diet/eating when this ends? Is this a weight-control technique, or there are other objectives?

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (QDnY+)

80 @60: "Thanks Walter."

My pleasure. Honestly, fasting means different things to different people, but minimal calorie intake usually means something around 600 calories per day, preferably freshly squeezed vegetables, and maybe some fruits. You can go a long time on such a fast; longer than many assume.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (I/iGu)

81 Long fasts for me were easy as long as I could do stretches just sleeping.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:25 PM (XAYDB)

82 >>>71 Still ace, be careful.
Posted by: SMH

i'm keeping hydrated and getting my salts.

when I break my fast, i'll have to be careful, because this is now of such a length that a slow pace of refeeding is necessary to keep from having a bad reaction.

but I think I can do that.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:26 PM (PbpT7)

83 You pussies and your "fasts"

Posted by: Carthusians at March 22, 2019 08:26 PM (XAYDB)

84 74 47
So...no one fucking colluded with the Russians? NO ONE?

She may have been a rooskie, I'm not sure

Posted by: Bob Kraft at March 22, 2019 08:26 PM (RZ6R1)

85 I'm actually god with PUNISHED-punished.

They've thrown out any scruples in pushing their agenda, let them burn.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 22, 2019 08:26 PM (oVJmc)

86 77 >>>70 7 day fast?? I did a 24 hour and was ready to gnaw my arm at hour 20

1, you get used to it if you do it frequently. Intermittent fasting gets you primed to do at least 1-2 day fasts.

2, you lose your appetite around day 5 or 6. Other poeple say day 4 but I never had that pleasure.
Posted by: ace

I was OK for the first four days, because at one limb per day I still has plenty to eat during that phase. It was day five, when the autophagy options ran low, that I began to feel dizzy.

Posted by: Vaudeville Pinochet at March 22, 2019 08:26 PM (5tb4C)

87 Also, it's put up or shut up time for Q.
------
I think Ace is attempting reentry.

Posted by: Q at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (Dh1wo)

88 Then what was the point of fucking indicting anyone?
Posted by: Inspector Kemp

It's like when the cop stops you for a broken taillight and your passenger gets caught throwing his drugs away.

Posted by: Avenger at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (Bwqq4)

89 Oh man, they are going with the big spin, Muller report is no big deal--there's lots of other crimes we just know he did

Like, there's still "potentially prosecutable" stuff--, that's the new buzz phrase they're all using now

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (TN1P5)

90 7 day fast?? I did a 24 hour and was ready to gnaw my arm at hour 20

Same here. My blood sugar gets so low I start speaking in tongues.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (EgshT)

91 Prepare for the Duke Lacrosse treatment. To this day, no matter how much those kids were exonerated, I know people on the Left who still insist, "Well, I think something happened there." They're not sure what, but something.

It's already starting. It won't be given up on. "Something happened. We just can't prove any of it." And that, for them, will suffice.

Posted by: Prism at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (HbuLs)

92 Wait one goldarn minute -- off "Vaudeville Pinochet" sock again!

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (5tb4C)

93 >>>79 So ace do you resume normal/previous diet/eating when this ends? Is this a weight-control technique, or there are other objectives?

yeah i'll go back to IF + Low-Carb.

it's for weight and the other stuff associated with fasting including autophagy (self-eating) of old and damaged cells.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (PbpT7)

94 Tie them to the back of the truck and drag 'em.

And Good Evening, Friends in Grey Boxes

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 08:27 PM (8wKjk)

95 Will repeat. Without a complete and rigorous examination of the legitimacy of the Mueller appointment under existing law and DOJ regs, this sucking chest wound in America's civil order and rule of law will *not* have been effectively addressed.

Not a technicality. And technicalities, and observing each one of them, is what "rule of law" consists of, for the most part.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:28 PM (QDnY+)

96 mmmm-mmm-jellydonutmmmm-mmm-jellydonutmmmm-mmm-jellydonut

Posted by: Tater at March 22, 2019 08:28 PM (oVJmc)

97 NOPE! Not a single calorie. Only black coffee, water, and sugar-free soda. Also salt in water which I flavor with no-calorie sweetener.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:23 PM (PbpT7)

holy cow ace
this is madness
I'm praying for you

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:28 PM (dm05u)

98 I am honestly gob smacked the Mueller investigation is over. thought it would be dragged out till after elections next year.

Posted by: IC at March 22, 2019 08:28 PM (LJUs+)

99 Aw, poor pwecious Democrats, with no more agenda to run on but America SUCKS!!!!

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (XAYDB)

100 >>>
Same here. My blood sugar gets so low I start speaking in tongues.

once you shift to a fat-first metabolism (instead of glucose/carbs first), your body shifts to burning body fat more readily, and your "blood sugar" stays at a good level.

(I mean, your blood sugar falls to a fairly low level (but not zero) but you make up for that with ketones made from bodyfat.)

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (PbpT7)

101 82 >>>71 Still ace, be careful.
Posted by: SMH

i'm keeping hydrated and getting my salts.

when I break my fast, i'll have to be careful, because this is now of such a length that a slow pace of refeeding is necessary to keep from having a bad reaction.
Posted by: ace

Is it like drinking too much all at once after a prolonged thirst (your kidneys and liver can basically rupture)? If you eat a ton right after a fast, do your organs go haywire?

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (5tb4C)

102 call it your "Combined Source Blood Energy Load."

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (PbpT7)

103 I bet this only is going to make the NY AG double their efforts to find something to hang Trump or more likely his kids.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (BbGew)

104 NOPE! Not a single calorie. Only black coffee, water, and sugar-free soda. Also salt in water which I flavor with no-calorie sweetener.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:23 PM (PbpT7)

I think ace is going to end up looking like this guy:

https://tinyurl.com/yyccb8mf

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (brgv3)

105 I'm not afraid to call this scandal by name, this is simply another round of the Great Game with the late addition of the CIA as an antagonist.I
This was the rare instance (Trump's accession to the throne Presidency) that Russia, Britain, Persia, and the DNC branch of the US government all set their sights on a single man.

Posted by: Billy Goat Gruff at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (0x00j)

106 @82: "when I break my fast, i'll have to be careful, because this is now of such a length that a slow pace of refeeding is necessary to keep from having a bad reaction."

I often do carrot and mushroom soups for a day or two after longer fasts.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (I/iGu)

107 It's like they lost the election all over again.

Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (dzZCL)

108 >>>97 NOPE! Not a single calorie. Only black coffee, water, and sugar-free soda. Also salt in water which I flavor with no-calorie sweetener.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:23 PM (PbpT7)

holy cow ace
this is madness
I'm praying for you
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot a

...

you do a diet many people would consider crazy yourself. How about a little latitude that sometimes diets other people consider crazy aren't really so crazy?

Don't worry, I'm fine.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (PbpT7)

109 The MSM are all deflated, except Tater, Thanks to Tucker.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (M+Lyo)

110 Fasting?

Are you appropriating my culture?

Posted by: An Ethiopian Kid at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (oVJmc)

111 The comments at CBS, NBC, and ABC and the other democrat sites are hilarious. All about how they have exposed Trump's lies and similar blather and concluding it was all worth it.

What's that called? Denial? Anger? Bargaining?

hehehe

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (XROPS)

112 @64: "NOPE! Not a single calorie. Only black coffee, water, and sugar-free soda. Also salt in water which I flavor with no-calorie sweetener."

Hardcore Ace! Way to go, man. Some would say the coffee (caffeine) and soda are cheating, but again, everyone's got their own way of doing fasts, and you've gotta be a real nerd to argue over the details.

Oh, um, wait ...

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (I/iGu)

113 seriously -- fine. And I didn't mean that reply to be snarky. I meant it in earnest: I'm sure people tell you "Carnivore is dangerous."

But you did some reading, right?

Anyway, you can do a lot of reading on fasting. It's fine. People do it all the time.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (PbpT7)

114 >>>97 NOPE! Not a single calorie.

Posted by: ace

Like Robinson Ca-ru-so, you're primitive as can be.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (5tb4C)

115 Iranian Collusion By the Numbers:

1 year before his election, Obama was already meeting with Iran.

1.8 billion in unmarked bills. Billions more in sanctions relief.

Uranium 235--All You Can Eat Yellowcake

10 years until all restrictions were dropped.

Unchallenged Shahab-3 Medium Range Ballistic Missiles

Allowed Russian S-300 Air Defenses for Iranian Nuke Factories

But other than that, there's no evidence.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (Ndje9)

116 A good example of the Tucker I like is his interview with Gavin McInnes at Stand Up NY.

I'm not sure if it's still on YT or not, because Gavin's been deplatformed, but it's an excellent, funny, in-depth interview and Tucker is very cool.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 08:32 PM (LY1IB)

117 Sheriff Bart: If a man drink like that and he don't eat eat, he is going to die.

ace: when?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:32 PM (brgv3)

118 >>>
Hardcore Ace! Way to go, man. Some would say the coffee (caffeine) and soda are cheating, but again, everyone's got their own way of doing fasts, and you've gotta be a real nerd to argue over the details.

well some people say WATER is cheating.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:32 PM (PbpT7)

119 this is madness

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:28 PM

Madness?!

This. Is. The HQ!!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 08:32 PM (vZrbf)

120 Is it like drinking too much all at once after a prolonged thirst (your kidneys and liver can basically rupture)? If you eat a ton right after a fast, do your organs go haywire?
Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM (5tb4C)

--Holocaust survivors had to be careful not to take too much food from their liberators, lest their stomachs burst.

Soldiers on the Bataan Death March were killed by being force-fed rice, to the same effect.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:32 PM (XAYDB)

121 Do we still have to hear from John Brennan? Because not hearing from him again would be great.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 08:33 PM (jUVms)

122 >>>Is it like drinking too much all at once after a prolonged thirst (your kidneys and liver can basically rupture)? If you eat a ton right after a fast, do your organs go haywire?

I think the danger is that you can spike your insulin very high with a sudden glut of carbs or protein.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:33 PM (PbpT7)

123 you do a diet many people would consider crazy yourself. How about a little latitude that sometimes diets other people consider crazy aren't really so crazy?

Don't worry, I'm fine.
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (PbpT7)

fair enough
I'll eat an extra steak on your behalf
but promise you won't push yourself too much please

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:33 PM (dm05u)

124 Said it before, say it again:

1) Thank Mueller and Rosenstein for their work.

2) Fire every fuck on Mueller's staff.

3) Pardon everyone indicted for every single crime that was based solely on "lying" or "obstruction" or the Logan act. Say, since there was never any underlying crime, it was inappropriate to charge anyone with these crimes. Papadopolis walks. Flynn walks. Stone walks.

4) Leave all other charges standing Manafort and Cohen go down. Leave the joke Russian charges in place.

5) Open an investigation of Fusion, carefully selected FBI assholes (McCarthy most of all), and the Hillary campaign consorting with Russians. Indict Comey for leaking and lying. There should be ample evidence to bring indictments based on what Mueller found. Indict them for all the same shit the Dems claimed Trump did.

6) When the Dems piss and groan simply say "I thought you wanted to get to the bottom of Russian collusion? This is the bottom. They paid Russians to dig up dirt on someone running for president, they received disinformation form Russian intelligence, and worked hard to disseminate that information to the world. These were the people behind it from the start.

You take a shot at the king, you better not miss. Any other Republican would be mopping his brow at the close miss. Trump needs to make examples of these shit bags so it never happens again.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 22, 2019 08:33 PM (KZ0k3)

125 And I won't lie. I did a week long brown ale beer fast once. Maybe twice. Pretended I was a 17th century English sailor who'd run outta hardtack. Kinda fun.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:34 PM (I/iGu)

126 Keto books definitely say to fast occasionally. I haven't done it for more than a few days but after the first day it doesn't seem so tough. But there are a lot of empty hours to fill of not eating.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 08:34 PM (XROPS)

127 call it your "Combined Source Blood Energy Load."
Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:29 PM

That a super moon?

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 08:34 PM (786Ro)

128 115 Iranian Collusion By the Numbers:

1 year before his election, Obama was already meeting with Iran.

1.8 billion in unmarked bills. Billions more in sanctions relief.

Uranium 235--All You Can Eat Yellowcake

10 years until all restrictions were dropped.

Unchallenged Shahab-3 Medium Range Ballistic Missiles

Allowed Russian S-300 Air Defenses for Iranian Nuke Factories

But other than that, there's no evidence.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 08:31 PM (Ndje9)

--Ummm, you left out a certain . . . Ms. Jarrett

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:34 PM (XAYDB)

129 Holocaust survivors had to be careful not to take too much food from their liberators, lest their stomachs burst.

-----

My childhood rabbi liberated Buchenwald, and he talked about this, and how it was hard to tell these people they couldn't have any more of this food that was all around them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 08:34 PM (LY1IB)

130 Guys, there's a difference between fasting and starving.

A starving person gets down to a dangerously low weight.

A fasting person does NOT. Unless he's crazy.

If I were at 6% bodyfat, this would be dangerous. But I'm at like 22%, so... let's just say I have some extra calories on me.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:34 PM (PbpT7)

131 106 I would consider carrot and mushroom soup a continuous of the fast

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:35 PM (BbGew)

132 @118: "well some people say WATER is cheating."

And those people have a death wish if they go more than three days.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:35 PM (I/iGu)

133 This 'situation' will require serious surgical intervention. Stat.

Posted by: Eromero at March 22, 2019 08:35 PM (qBNEP)

134 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 22, 2019 08:35 PM (C1NyB)

135 >>>but promise you won't push yourself too much please

i have a low willpower, if that's any comfort.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:35 PM (PbpT7)

136 I do carrot chili after a fast because I'm so damned hungry I'd eat even that.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 22, 2019 08:35 PM (EgshT)

137 not sure why someone has hard time understanding how someone goes seven days without eating. think of it this way, how does a girl go seven days without sucking dick. more or less same thing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 22, 2019 08:36 PM (MTjB1)

138
Incidentally, Michael Cernovich wins the day with his remark about mccain and hoaxes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 08:36 PM (kgAmS)

139 Never measured myself but bet I am easily in that -%6 group

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:36 PM (BbGew)

140 They just refuse to believe that Mueller didn't find Trump committed a crime

No crime-crime but most certainly a crime-ish crime

All these bizarre flailing to find a lifeline

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 08:36 PM (TN1P5)

141 Something from Tucker's show last night that I'd never noticed the first time. The intelligence "expert" Nance says they "hanged him because everyone knew it was treason." But he's talking of Arnold and Andre, and Andre was the one hanged. And he was NOT a traitor; he was an enemy intelligence officer. Arnold survived.

Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (VaN/j)

142 I regret nothing!

Posted by: A. Weissmann at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (786Ro)

143 Im not fasting, so am going to open a mid-priced Orin Swift red and toast to the sweet tears of the left.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (XROPS)

144 Good gravy, I wish Tuck would talk about something substantial, instead of this Russia bullshit.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (XAYDB)

145 Inspector Kemp, pretty good template you have there.

I think proper accounting will actually encompass such an onslaught on DOJ, FBI, and the intel community - and even the FISA court - that it is not certain to happen.

And no, I want to hear from Brennan again. Actually, his lawyer would be fine. "My client pleads innocent, your honor" was sort of what I wanted next to hear from him.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (QDnY+)

146 TuCa going pretty much commercial free tonight.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (7ZQe3)

147 Hardcore Ace! Way to go, man. Some would say the coffee (caffeine) and soda are cheating, but again, everyone's got their own way of doing fasts, and you've gotta be a real nerd to argue over the details.

well some people say WATER is cheating.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:32 PM (PbpT7)

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No water or any other fluids is crazy. After 3 days you are risking kidney/liver problems.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (ffYR/)

148 I didn't eat for 2 days once in the backcountry, only water.

It was strange, after about a day and a half, I was no longer hungry.

It started to scare me.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (M+Lyo)

149 Dammit, eat some food, ace. Jeebus.

My husband and I just had steak and chopped salad for dinner. No carbs

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (ptqGC)

150 One thing about prolonged fasting. You stop pooping. It's not constipation. It's just no poop. Seems off.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 22, 2019 08:38 PM (lwiT4)

151 Well what do you know, Catherine Herridge is saying Horowitz is coming.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 08:38 PM (/tuJf)

152 Grammie!

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 22, 2019 08:38 PM (bZ7mE)

153 grammie!!!! how are you?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:38 PM (dm05u)

154 134 Sponge
Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 22, 2019 08:35 PM (C1NyB)

--As you wish:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlC6qcQ_4BA

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:39 PM (XAYDB)

155 Katherine Herridge may be the last reporter who does reporting.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 08:39 PM (fuK7c)

156 Still wonder if this will get released to the public maybe by next week,

month

maybe next year

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:39 PM (BbGew)

157 Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 22, 2019 08:33 PM (KZ0k3)

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Man, I have to read that over when I haven't been drinking beer, but that sounds very smart and effective. The one thing I'd add is underlying FISA warrants.

I want it. I want to know who signed them. I suspect FISC judge Rudolph Contreras.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 08:39 PM (LY1IB)

158 Come on sooth, don't do that, give us the key Cernovich quote. The Horde is a lazy, if ruthless, organism.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:39 PM (QDnY+)

159 Hi all. Still a pirate.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (lwiT4)

160 Wow, a grammie winger sighting. Must be baseball season about to start.

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (786Ro)

161 @150: "One thing about prolonged fasting. You stop pooping. It's not constipation. It's just no poop. Seems off."

Master Cleanse solves that with a "salt water flush" every morning. Basically, drinking a full quart of warm salt water which runs through your body really, really quick. Like don't stray more than 100 feet from your bathroom 'cause it'll hit you any second kinda quick.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (I/iGu)

162 The FBI attempted a coup and pissed on our country and told us it was raining.

Ol Sparky needs to be dusted off for the FBI conspirators.

Posted by: Voter theater. at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (GsU6a)

163 152 Grammie!
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 22, 2019 08:38 PM (bZ7mE)

-- +1

Please, dish on the Cubbies!!!

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (XAYDB)

164 Meanwhile, we had dinner with a former GOPer here and he hates the GOPe with the heat of a million suns. So we sat and pissed on CNN and MSNBC within earshot of the servers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

165 If I were at 6% bodyfat, this would be dangerous. But I'm at like 22%, so... let's just say I have some extra calories on me.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 08:34 PM (PbpT7)

So, are you trying to say you tried out for a role intended for Brian Dennehy and got passed over for Jack Nicholson?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (brgv3)

166 155 Katherine Herridge may be the last reporter who does reporting.

I'd put Sharyl Atkisson in there as well.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (7ZQe3)

167 Pardon Obama and Hillary, and THEN subpoena them. They won't be able to plead the 5th. But they'll still be liable for subsequent perjury.

Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 08:41 PM (VaN/j)

168 Hi all. Still a pirate.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (lwiT4)

Is... that good? About April was when you were supposed to be able to take it off, right? I don't remember exactly, it's been a while.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 08:41 PM (t+qrx)

169 121
Do we still have to hear from John Brennan? Because not hearing from him again would be great.

Posted by: Seems legit

If he's begging for his life, I think I'd like to hear that. This bastard has done damage to this country that I hope comes out someday. He's wretched.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 08:41 PM (WNAuL)

170 ace is training for his season 11 appearance on Naked and Afraid.

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 08:41 PM (tRLIC)

171 Master Cleanse solves that with a "salt water flush" every morning. Basically, drinking a full quart of warm salt water which runs through your body really, really quick. Like don't stray more than 100 feet from your bathroom 'cause it'll hit you any second kinda quick.

My stomach does that all by itself on random occasions. No salt water required.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 22, 2019 08:41 PM (bZ7mE)

172 You won't see Bill Kristol on TV tonight. He's here at the Kennedy Center for Faust. I saw his wife and she gave me back my cuff link.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at March 22, 2019 08:41 PM (Get8a)

173 166 155 Katherine Herridge may be the last reporter who does reporting.

I'd put Sharyl Atkisson in there as well.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (7ZQe3)

--Sara Carter

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (XAYDB)

174 @162: "The FBI attempted a coup and pissed on our country and told us it was raining."

I figure there's some small upside, given all the other alphabet soup intel agencies know exactly what the FBI has done, and they'll use that to their advantages in the future.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (I/iGu)

175 Well what do you know, Catherine Herridge is saying Horowitz is coming.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 08:38 PM
~~~~~

And I was just sitting here wondering if anyone else noticed that.

------------

Hi Grammie! Nice to see you, and hope things are improving.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (NtglE)

176 *waves to grammie*

The Horde is a lazy, if ruthless, organism.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:39 PM (QDnY+)

This is tremendously accurate.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (GbPPJ)

177 Hi hogmartin. Yes, I'm shooting for Easter, Lord willing.

Posted by: grammie winger at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (lwiT4)

178 One thing about prolonged fasting. You stop pooping.

Bah. I'd never get my reading in.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (EgshT)

179 Katherine Herridge may be the last reporter who does reporting.

I'd put Sharyl Atkisson in there as well.
Posted by: Pete Seria at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (7ZQe3)

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Yep, I was just going to type this. There is a reason they remote accessed her computer.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (ffYR/)

180 166
155 Katherine Herridge may be the last reporter who does reporting.

I'd put Sharyl Atkisson in there as well.

Posted by: Pete Seria

Salena Zito but I'm biased towards Pittsburgh gals.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 08:43 PM (WNAuL)

181 "But he's talking of Arnold and Andre, and Andre was the one hanged. And
he was NOT a traitor; he was an enemy intelligence officer."

Major Andre was out of uniform, that's why he got hanged.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 08:43 PM (0QYMt)

182 EAT MOR MUSHROM.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 22, 2019 08:43 PM (Hk+Y0)

183 People do it all the time.
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Posted by: Venezuelan non-party-members at March 22, 2019 08:43 PM (Dh1wo)

184 watching this B movie with Keanu in it and a dog just died!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (dm05u)

185 There are a few ladies out there pounding the pavement for news stories.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (BbGew)

186 Hey wait a minute we're not talking about letting the media off the hook here, are we?

Because that would be very bad.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (4ErVI)

187 Yes, I'm shooting for Easter, Lord willing.
Posted by: grammie winger at March 22, 2019 08:42 PM (lwiT4)

Well I hope He is. Good to hear from you!

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (t+qrx)

188 Inspector Kemp, pretty good template you have there.

I think proper accounting will actually encompass such an onslaught on DOJ, FBI, and the intel community - and even the FISA court - that it is not certain to happen.

And no, I want to hear from Brennan again. Actually, his lawyer would be fine. "My client pleads innocent, your honor" was sort of what I wanted next to hear from him.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:37 PM (QDnY+)

You left out State, DoD (FarkAss), and previous White Staff (to the TOP).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (1g7ch)

189 184 watching this B movie with Keanu in it and a dog just died!

This is why I refuse to watch that movie

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (O2RFr)

190 @184: "watching this B movie with Keanu in it and a dog just died!"

Blasphemy! Soooo not a B movie!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (I/iGu)

191 181 "But he's talking of Arnold and Andre, and Andre was the one hanged. And
he was NOT a traitor; he was an enemy intelligence officer."

Major Andre was out of uniform, that's why he got hanged.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 08:43 PM (0QYMt)
_____

A spy, yes. But not a traitor, which Nance called him. (Unless he thinks we hanged Arnold, which maybe he does.)

Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 08:45 PM (VaN/j)

192 Have you deplorables noticed that every single reporter you've nominated for good reporting is a girl?

You're supposed to be sexist.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 08:45 PM (fuK7c)

193 This. Is. The HQ!!!!
------
This is ASPARTAME!!!

Posted by: zombie leonidas at March 22, 2019 08:45 PM (Dh1wo)

194 Grammie, I hope you've gotten second and third opinions. We just had dinner with a friend who had a failed cataract surgery. His eye was a hot mess.

I had a personal disaster 11 years ago that involved me passing out after peeing in the middle of the night. Woke up head down in our whirlpool tub. The orbit around my right eye was literally crushed in two places, and my right cheekbone was broken. And I had a cut just below the corner of my right eye that went to the bone.

It took two years (and plastic surgery for the deep cut down to my cheekbone), but I'm good as new now.

Prayers that you end up fully healed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:45 PM (ptqGC)

195 190 @184: "watching this B movie with Keanu in it and a dog just died!"

Blasphemy! Soooo not a B movie!
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (I/iGu)

This.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:46 PM (brgv3)

196 This is why I refuse to watch that movie
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (O2RFr)

it's not even THAT movie
it's something called "Exposed"

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:46 PM (dm05u)

197 Me I can't use artificial sweeteners. They give me the runs. Not a fun way to lose weight.

BTW, from the last thread, I live quite near a Krispy Kreme. They are awesome when they're hot.

Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 08:46 PM (VaN/j)

198 193 This. Is. The HQ!!!!
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This is ASPARTAME!!!
Posted by: zombie leonidas at March 22, 2019 08:45 PM (Dh1wo)

Drink More Ovaltine!

Posted by: Zombie Ralphie at March 22, 2019 08:46 PM (brgv3)

199 Go for 21 days, ace.

40. It worked for Jesus.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 08:46 PM (yQpMk)

200 it's not even THAT movie
it's something called "Exposed"

Oh, good.. I can skip that one too

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 08:46 PM (O2RFr)

201 Olestra potato chips? Do they even sell those anymore?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:47 PM (I/iGu)

202 You won't see Bill Kristol on TV tonight. He's here at the Kennedy Center for Faust.

Never let anyone tell you that we mariners are uncultured. Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at March 22, 2019 08:47 PM (EgshT)

203 grammie, good to have you back.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 08:47 PM (KP5rU)

204 40. It worked for Jesus.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 08:46 PM (yQpMk)

And he saw the devil.

I give Ace half that time until he starts talking to Satan.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 22, 2019 08:47 PM (4ErVI)

205 What the last two years has done, more than anything else....

Is destroy the trust in both the media, and Congress.

It was low to start with, but they doubled down with no hole cards at all.

Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 08:47 PM (NgKpN)

206 Master Cleanse solves that with a "salt water flush" every morning. Basically, drinking a full quart of warm salt water which runs through your body really, really quick. Like don't stray more than 100 feet from your bathroom 'cause it'll hit you any second kinda quick.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:40 PM (I/iGu)

Poogasm?

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 08:48 PM (tRLIC)

207 201 Olestra potato chips? Do they even sell those anymore?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:47 PM (I/iGu)

I think all the Olestra stuff got flushed down the drain a while back.

Posted by: Zombie Ralphie at March 22, 2019 08:48 PM (brgv3)

208 192 Have you deplorables noticed that every single reporter you've nominated for good reporting is a girl?

You're supposed to be sexist.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 08:45 PM (fuK7c)

Depends on what your definition of sexist is.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 22, 2019 08:48 PM (ePWRo)

209 192 Have you deplorables noticed that every single reporter you've nominated for good reporting is a girl?

You're supposed to be sexist.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 08:45 PM (fuK7c)

*Sackcloth and ashes*

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:48 PM (XAYDB)

210 Kristol crying on Morning Joe is still a classic.

Say what you will about Kristol, but Joe was a straight up bully who, for a brief moment, twisted the knife a little too deep.

All before he an Mika did their 180 on Trump too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:48 PM (I/iGu)

211 I don't believe I consumed enough alcohol with dinner tonight. Two glasses of red wine is pussy, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

212 >>>i have a low willpower, if that's any comfort.

you're your own boss mister.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 08:49 PM (4hfnr)

213 @206: "Poogasm?"

It gives a whole new meaning to "wet fart" if you're not careful.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:49 PM (I/iGu)

214 They evidently use Olestra as a base for deck stains. Odd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (brgv3)

215 Burnt Toast, oh yes you are correct. One problem with the Mega-Scandal Complex is discussing it in a comments section. Doesn't lend itself to telegraphic or pithy description.

Two devastatingly negative things arise from it all, even before all/much of the accounting is done. The extent, and nature, of the corruption in America's most powerful and important national institutions. And the shockingly low quality (intellect, character) of so many senior people in those institutions.

I'm a good bit of litmus paper. Spent decades in the Beltway, gradually/suddenly was appalled at the mediocrity of so many who went so high. Left with a very low assessment of the situation. And this has taken my previous assessment much, much, much lower than it already was.

Sad!

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (QDnY+)

216 189 184 watching this B movie with Keanu in it and a dog just died!

This is why I refuse to watch that movie
Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (O2RFr)

Ahhh, but the retribution for the dog? Makes the movie worthwhile.

Kill my dog? stand by for heavy rolls...

Posted by: Don Q at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (NgKpN)

217 It is a little disturbing that Tucker hasn't had many commercial breaks at all tonight.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (NtglE)

218 211 I don't believe I consumed enough alcohol with dinner tonight. Two glasses of red wine is pussy, right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

You just going to tee that one up, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (brgv3)

219 @211: "Two glasses of red wine is pussy, right?"

By LBJ standards, I feel like a pussy when I only drink a fifth of whiskey on a given night.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (I/iGu)

220 What a shitty 36 hours.

ODU loses to Purdue.

Jets lose 5-0 to the Knights.

Tucker is 100% Russia-Russia-Russia.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (XAYDB)

221 I don't believe I consumed enough alcohol with dinner tonight. Two glasses of red wine is pussy, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:49 PM (ptqGC)
---
according to the AOSHQ Style Guide, a "glass" of wine is one of those little 750ml bottles.

HTH!

Posted by: redc1c4 at March 22, 2019 08:51 PM (rf8q9)

222 Poogasm?
Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 08:48 PM

Colonoscopy prep.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 08:51 PM (vZrbf)

223 184 watching this B movie with Keanu in it and a dog just died!

This is why I refuse to watch that movie

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 08:44 PM (O2RFr)

The beagle puppy? Yeah. Son came over one night and tried to get me to watch that movie. I've owned a beagle. Passed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:51 PM (ptqGC)

224 it's not Keanu's dog in this movie, just random supporting dog
also Keanu is just a supporting character
it seems to be about this cute Hispanic chick who is having visions

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:51 PM (dm05u)

225 Colonoscopy prep.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 08:51 PM (vZrbf)

---

Don't remind me.

Mine is in June. First one.

The gallon jug of stuff I have to drink the day prior mocks me.

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:52 PM (RU4sa)

226 Winds are starting to really kick up, heard possible 40mph on weather report.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:52 PM (BbGew)

227 Tucker is 100% Russia-Russia-Russia.

Tucker deserves some slack on this.. he has been on this fake Russia shit from day one. should have a victory lap

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 08:52 PM (O2RFr)

228 To be fair, the dog is avenged.

A lot.

And then some more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:52 PM (brgv3)

229 I think fasts are excellent for you and I'm kind of jealous Ace can pull off a 7 day. I've done a number of 36 hours and I feel fantastic but that just makes me sound like a light weight. No pun intended.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 08:53 PM (jUVms)

230

No meat
No Bread
No sugared pop
Not a single calorie
Like Robinson Ca-Roo-so
It's starvation as can be

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:54 PM (aKsyK)

231 I just started a Nelson DeMille novel that I'm into.

Ya'll have fun tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 22, 2019 08:54 PM (ptqGC)

232 it's a strange movie so far

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:54 PM (dm05u)

233 The gallon jug of stuff I have to drink the day prior mocks me.
Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 08:52 PM

Google Dave Barry's column from a few years back on getting a colonoscopy. Read it *before* you drink the prep, not after. Trust me on this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (vZrbf)

234 Tuck is just rubbing noses into the crap they left is my guess.

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (BbGew)

235 What a colossal waster time and (our) money, just to pretend that 2016 was not a massive rejection of Crooked Hillary and her flying monkeys.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (6/uwW)

236 Well, if you arent eating, I don't see how even a salt water flush would make you poop. What would you be pooping?

Posted by: Red headed 'ette at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (ljgit)

237 The tin foil crowd will keep smothering this collusion conspiracy theory claiming Mueller got bought off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (t82DG)

238 So Macron is going to start shooting yellow vests. I am sure that will work out.

How is that gun control going, Frenchie?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (brgv3)

239 Melba toast? You folks remember those little two piece Melba toast packets at restaurants and diners? Yeah, I think those could be used for fasting, and yes, there'd be poop problems too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM (I/iGu)

240 A little cherry on top.

Richard Cohen, the president of the SPLC, resigned today.

My schadenboner typed this.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM (/tuJf)

241 & with all the fasting you still die when you are supposed to die & not a second later

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM (BqBId)

242
watching this B movie with Keanu in it and a dog just died!

His dog up and died. He up and died.
After twenty years he still grieves.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM (aKsyK)

243 226 Winds are starting to really kick up, heard possible 40mph on weather report.
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:52 PM (BbGew)

Winds of Shit are in the air

Posted by: Jim Lahey at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM (XAYDB)

244 Doesn't fasting slow down your metabolism though?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:57 PM (dm05u)

245 Night all.. Off to drink a bit more wine.

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 08:57 PM (O2RFr)

246 236 Well, if you arent eating, I don't see how even a salt water flush would make you poop. What would you be pooping?
Posted by: Red headed 'ette at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (ljgit)

Millions of views and at least a 85% rating on Pornhub

Posted by: bonnie rotten at March 22, 2019 08:57 PM (tRLIC)

247 Schiff and all the other a-holes who claimed they had knowledge, publicly and repeatedly, of 'crimes' need to get a DoJ - FBI interview under penalty of perjury to come clean and state what it is they "know".

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 08:57 PM (1g7ch)

248 A little cherry on top.

Richard Cohen, the president of the SPLC, resigned today.

My schadenboner typed this.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM (/tuJf)

-------------------------------

The SPLC is finally done for. Couldn't happen to a better group of race hucksters.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (ffYR/)

249 Well, if you arent eating, I don't see how even a salt water flush would make you poop. What would you be pooping?
Posted by: Red headed 'ette at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM

When you drink enough concentrated electrolytes, your colon travels forward in time and you start pooping the food you haven't even eaten yet. Believe me.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (vZrbf)

250 236: "Well, if you arent eating, I don't see how even a salt water flush would make you poop. What would you be pooping?"

All the sticky brown stuff stuck in the nooks and crannies of your bowels that doesn't get shat out in the normal course of things.

To be fair, it's not so much pooping, as it is spraying.

And it runs clear after a few days.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (I/iGu)

251 234 Tuck is just rubbing noses into the crap they left is my guess.
Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (BbGew)

235 What a colossal waster time and (our) money, just to pretend that 2016 was not a massive rejection of Crooked Hillary and her flying monkeys.
Posted by: Regular joe at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (6/uwW)

--These comments were perfectly back to back

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (XAYDB)

252 What a lovely day. Trump is vindicated, Mueller is proved a phony.

Life is good.

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (8wKjk)

253 Then we shall poop in the shade!!!

Posted by: zombie leonidas at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (Dh1wo)

254 Walter I loved melba toast. Always went for those little packets in restaurants, back in the Ancient Times.

JS, quickly skimmed an article on the SPLC thing, it didn't deliver on the headline. I thought there was some new, institutional stuff far beyond Dees' unsurprising depredations.

Their utter financial and legal implosion would be a splendid thing, but almost more than that I'd like for *some* public figure, even a pundit, to finally go after them, and all the racists and race-baiters, in the harshest terms.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 09:00 PM (QDnY+)

255 Discredited:

1. The DOJ
2. The FBI
3. The State Department
4. D.C.
5. The Left
6. Democrats
7. Never Trump
8. The Intelligence Community
9. Most of all, the media

'Tis an ill wind...

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 22, 2019 09:00 PM (D+jPb)

256 So the Dem plan going forward is to grill Mueller with loaded questions "this is the thing we say is a crime, why did you not charge?!"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 09:00 PM (TN1P5)

257 The SPLC is finally done for. Couldn't happen to a better group of race hucksters.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (ffYR/)

--Especially Dees.

Dees nuts!!!!

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:00 PM (XAYDB)

258 Also, worst part of the salt water flush, is that the salt density varies from person to person, so you can drink a quart of warm salt water, and wait, and wait, but it does nothing. Gotta adjust salt up or down a few hours later and try again.

It's an experience. Everyone should try once in their lives.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:00 PM (I/iGu)

259 Off Tucker

On Last Man Standing

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:00 PM (XAYDB)

260
Jeepers the Dims have really gone completely off the deep end. They are going to find that evidence even if it doesn't exist. It's probably with the key to the strawberries

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:01 PM (r6WFu)

261
It's a shame American politics are so much more like football than rugby

This should be much simpler and more brutal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 09:01 PM (LY1IB)

262 A little cherry on top.

Richard Cohen, the president of the SPLC, resigned today.

My schadenboner typed this.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM (/tuJf)

Beautiful.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:01 PM (FNsjY)

263 Master Cleanse solves that with a "salt water flush" every morning.
Basically, drinking a full quart of warm salt water which runs through
your body really, really quick. Like don't stray more than 100 feet from
your bathroom 'cause it'll hit you any second kinda quick.

And I've been missing out on this my entire adult life? Somehow I feel cheated.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 22, 2019 09:02 PM (EgshT)

264 255 Discredited:

1. The DOJ
2. The FBI
3. The State Department
4. D.C.
5. The Left
6. Democrats
7. Never Trump
8. The Intelligence Community
9. Most of all, the media

'Tis an ill wind...
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 22, 2019 09:00 PM (D+jPb)

10. ~~CPUSA~~ SPLC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:02 PM (FNsjY)

265 Just about everything we've read by Nelson DeMille has been terrific. We are sorry we missed him at a bookstore event 18 months ago.

My fave was Nightfall, if I recall the title correctly. Pan Am 800 or whatever, up out of Kennedy, going down, witnessed by a pair of lovers having an illicit beach screw session. Ends with the attack on 9-11.

But for Godfather-like story majesty, the two novels (The Gold Coast, 1990, and The Gate House, 200

spoken by the same character, the setting the old Long Island estate, the mob boss and his son, now that was some fine writing.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (+fPHo)

266 244 Doesn't fasting slow down your metabolism though?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:57 PM (dm05u)

Of course not, why do you think they call it fasting.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (odjO3)

267 @260: "Jeepers the Dims have really gone completely off the deep end."

Y'know, I often forget, but back in 2004, there was a metric fuckton of Democrats who were convinced that Diebold stole Ohio for Bush.

Second verse, same as the first.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (I/iGu)

268 Most of the preps they give you before colonscopies and such is pretty much a saltwater flush. Or is it magnesium?

Posted by: Red headed 'ette at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (ljgit)

269 Wonder what Hillary is doing tonight?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (jUVms)

270
Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz
9h
The Mueller Report is in. Turns out all along it was two Nigerian men in #MAGA hats who hacked the DNC & rode shirtless on horseback w Putin to mar-a-lago.

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (BqBId)

271
Most of the preps they give you before colonscopies and such is pretty much a saltwater flush. Or is it magnesium?

Posted by: Red headed 'ette at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (ljgit)

It smells like death and tastes twice as worse

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:04 PM (r6WFu)

272 Wonder what Hillary is doing tonight?
Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (jUVms)
********
Huma???

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 09:04 PM (BqBId)

273 @263: "Somehow I feel cheated."

Never too late, my friend. Never too late in the day.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:04 PM (I/iGu)

274 Of course not, why do you think they call it fasting.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (odjO3)

#science!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:04 PM (dm05u)

275
Wonder what Hillary is doing tonight?

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (jUVms)

A gallon of vodka

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:04 PM (r6WFu)

276 My gosh. I haven't been here since this morning and the entire sidebar has changed. I feel like Rip Van Winkle.

Posted by: bluebell at March 22, 2019 09:05 PM (aXucN)

277 Schuller and Palsy are demanding full disclosure of the Mueller probe. Yeah right they are sweating bullets of guilt, also they demand Trump not be given a 'preview' of the documents to prevent his influencing what is disclosed. It seems to me they are setting up their excuses when the truth that it was the DNC and Hillary that really colluded.

Posted by: sOME mORON at March 22, 2019 09:05 PM (k3N8X)

278 @268: "Or is it magnesium?"

Metallic milkshake. Enjoy!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:05 PM (I/iGu)

279 The Media Figures Who Pushed This ... Should be "Punished"

Haven't we suffered enough, knowing that our scheme didn't work?

Posted by: The MFM at March 22, 2019 09:06 PM (C78No)

280 It smells like death and tastes twice as worse
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:04 PM

Gatorade's evil twin.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:06 PM (vZrbf)

281 257 The SPLC is finally done for. Couldn't happen to a better group of race hucksters.
Posted by: Calm Mentor

--Especially Dees.

Dees nuts!!!!
Posted by: logprof
------
Don't forget about BOFA!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 22, 2019 09:06 PM (+ldAm)

282 And I've been missing out on this my entire adult life? Somehow I feel cheated.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 22, 2019 09:02 PM (EgshT)

Of mental health problems?

Be glad.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:06 PM (FNsjY)

283 Hannity has begun talking.

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 09:07 PM (786Ro)

284 Does Hannity ever stop talking?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:07 PM (I/iGu)

285 Most of the preps they give you before colonscopies and such is pretty much a saltwater flush. Or is it magnesium?

Posted by: Red headed 'ette at March 22, 2019 09:03 PM (ljgit)

Magnesium citrate, IIRC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:07 PM (FNsjY)

286 Nanzi was warned by Mueller. Hence the "No impeachment"-talk two weeks ago. There's your collusion.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 09:07 PM (Ndje9)

287 Someone should run a stopwatch on Sean's opening monologue. And get Guiness's email address handy.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 09:08 PM (QDnY+)

288 Been watching Tucker. So.. Bug Eyes Schiff will consider a House subpoena of Mueller. That dude is completely out of his fucking everloving mind. When is enough enough for this idiots? Never mind I know the answer. Just unbelievable.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:08 PM (dUJdY)

289 Posted by: Ace of Spades

Six days and, at the very least, he's told an intern at the hospital his password.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 09:08 PM (Ydn2k)

290 Honey, don't go into the bathroom just yet. The tide's cresting.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 22, 2019 09:08 PM (EgshT)

291 283 Hannity has begun talking.
Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 09:07 PM (786Ro)

284 Does Hannity ever stop talking?
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:07 PM (I/iGu)

--Waste of time.

Watching Last Man Standing, then onto Chef Ramsey's season finale.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:09 PM (XAYDB)

292 @286: "Hence the 'No impeachment'-talk two weeks ago."

Just two weeks ago? Surely, Mueller knew the truth before the midterm election.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:09 PM (I/iGu)

293 244 Doesn't fasting slow down your metabolism though?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 08:57 PM

I've read about studies that found calorie restriction slows down metabolism but fasting speeds it up.

In fact, after calorie restriction, it's difficult to regain the former metabolism. They measured metabolism of "The Greatest Loser" contestants, who all regained their weight (except one person who followed up with gastric surgery) and found their metabolisms had slowed significantly and did not seem to be recovering.

Fasting signals the body to speed up metabolism in order to provide energy for hunting/foraging. Also, once the fat-burning starts, the body has plenty of energy as long as there are fat stores.

Posted by: Emmie at March 22, 2019 09:09 PM (4HMW8)

294 It smells like death and tastes twice as worse
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:04 PM
~~~~~

Last time (with new MD) only had to take a few pills, then drink Gatorade mixed with Miralax which remarkably dissolves completely and is tasteless.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:09 PM (NtglE)

295 His dog up and died. He up and died.
After twenty years he still grieves.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:56 PM

I wonder if I'm the only one that just can't sing that first line. Too many dogs and just the one heart.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 22, 2019 09:10 PM (Lg/Uq)

296 The last prep I did was the huge jug with some stuff in the bottom you fill with water and then drink the whole fucking thing.

There's supposed to be a new one, two little tiny bottles, that's it.

I always like the lunch after the procedure, and the fact that the drug they give you makes it seem like nothing happened. One minute you are looking at the pretty woman assisting the doc, the next minute you open your eyes and your smiling wife says, "hi, honey."

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 09:10 PM (+fPHo)

297 248
The SPLC is finally done for. Couldn't happen to a better group of race hucksters.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 08:58 PM (ffYR/)

Now every corporation, government agency, and media outlet that relied on them to compile lists of Unpeople needs to be punished.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:11 PM (sdi6R)

298 I wonder if I'm the only one that just can't sing that first line. Too many dogs and just the one heart.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at March 22, 2019 09:10 PM (Lg/Uq)

Same here.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:11 PM (FNsjY)

299 287 Someone should run a stopwatch on Sean's opening monologue. And get Guiness's email address handy.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 09:08 PM (QDnY+)

Better yet, run a stopwatch to see when he stops for the first breath.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:11 PM (V2Yro)

300 @290: "The tide's cresting."

The whole quart of salt water goes through you in one hour, nothing left behind, and you can do two quarts, if you want. It really does seem kinda miraculous when it happens.

Sorry, too much information.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:11 PM (I/iGu)

301 Been watching Tucker. So.. Bug Eyes Schiff will consider a House subpoena of Mueller. That dude is completely out of his fucking everloving mind. When is enough enough for this idiots? Never mind I know the answer. Just unbelievable.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:08 PM (dUJdY)

-------------------------

Now that the report has been submitted to Barr, all Mewler would have to do is to refer all questions back to the AG. They can not compel him to break reporting rules.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 09:12 PM (ffYR/)

302 Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 22, 2019 09:10 PM

Yeah. I didn't have to drink all that much. And it worked.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:12 PM (vZrbf)

303 Nanzi was warned by Mueller. Hence the "No impeachment"-talk two weeks ago. There's your collusion.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 09:07 PM
~~~~~

What are the odds Comey got a heads up about this report, or did he just happen to pen an op-ed the day before the big drop.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:12 PM (NtglE)

304 Go for 21 days, ace.

Go for months and then we'll talk.

Posted by: RBG at March 22, 2019 09:12 PM (lK7fO)

305 277 Schuller and Palsy are demanding full disclosure of the Mueller probe. Yeah right they are sweating bullets of guilt, also they demand Trump not be given a 'preview' of the documents to prevent his influencing what is disclosed. It seems to me they are setting up their excuses when the truth that it was the DNC and Hillary that really colluded."

The funny thing is, if I understand the procedure correctly, that the DOJ is *required* to allow Trump's lawyers to see it first and compile a response, before they give it to anyone else.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (V2Yro)

306 It really does seem kinda miraculous when it happens.

Yeah, it's either a miracle or a debacle. Or possibly both.

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (EgshT)

307 Is everybody having a colonoscopy tomorrow? Geez.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (sdi6R)

308 Google Dave Barry's column from a few years back on getting a colonoscopy. Read it *before* you drink the prep, not after. Trust me on this.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (vZrbf)

---

Thanks, RMBS.

The prep is obviously the worst thing.

I laughed and cringed, especially the part about this:

"MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don't want to be too graphic, here, but: Have you ever seen a space shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet."

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (RU4sa)

309 I always like the lunch after the procedure, and the fact that the drug they give you makes it seem like nothing happened.

Proprapol (I'm murdering the spelling). It's a wonder drug. It's what Michael Jackson died ODing on.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:14 PM (dUJdY)

310 304 Go for 21 days, ace.

Go for months and then we'll talk.
Posted by: RBG at March 22, 2019 09:12 PM (lK7fO)

You know who did 40 days.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:14 PM (V2Yro)

311 I'm not a talk show host, I'm a Media Star!

Posted by: Sean Inanity at March 22, 2019 09:14 PM (ujbNH)

312 FOX hasn't run a commercial in at least 40 minutes.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:15 PM (NtglE)

313 Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (RU4sa)

LMAO! Boy, that is a very accurate description!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:15 PM (dUJdY)

314 @312: "FOX hasn't run a commercial in at least 40 minutes."

It's like the Martha Burke sieged Masters all over again!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:15 PM (I/iGu)

315 Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM

My pleasure, SMH. That column is sheer comic genius.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:16 PM (vZrbf)

316 Food you haven't eaten yet? Oh good lord.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:16 PM (I/iGu)

317 Can we please stop with all the radical nutrition/ dietary/ health tips, including most particularly fasting?

I get it, they're cheaper than psychiatric care, but they're a poor substitute.

Dr Guevara's prescription: eat a balanced diet, in moderation, regularly get some exercise, and enjoy your time.

No weird diets, no ridiculous fasting, no nothing out of the ordinary. You need to lose weight? OK. Eat 10% less every day, and maintain your current activity level, if non-zero. Then wait.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:16 PM (FNsjY)

318 Is everybody having a colonoscopy tomorrow? Geez.
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM
~~~~~

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:16 PM (NtglE)

319 Schuller and Palsy are demanding full disclosure of the Mueller probe. Yeah right they are sweating bullets of guilt, also they demand Trump not be given a 'preview' of the documents to prevent his influencing what is disclosed. It seems to me they are setting up their excuses when the truth that it was the DNC and Hillary that really colluded."

The funny thing is, if I understand the procedure correctly, that the DOJ is *required* to allow Trump's lawyers to see it first and compile a response, before they give it to anyone else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (V2Yro)

--------------------------

Schemer knows the rules, and Barr has said he will follow the rules. He knows he is full of shit, and they won't be able to touch Barr as long as he goes by the book.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 09:17 PM (ffYR/)

320

so Lurch had all of these Dem hacks on his team and they still found nothing. So glad they wasted all of that money

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:17 PM (ZNkX1)

321 Is everybody having a colonoscopy tomorrow? Geez.
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM

We're just sharing our favorite colonoscopy experiences. Because we're givers.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:18 PM (vZrbf)

322 No weird diets, no ridiculous fasting, no nothing out of the ordinary.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:16 PM (FNsjY)

Pffft.
This guy...

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:18 PM (dm05u)

323 Some Moron, Jack I think, predicted Hannity would speak for an hour straight.

That didn't quite happen. But this mick is talking so hard he can barely breathe.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 09:19 PM (LY1IB)

324 According to Dave Barry, the stuff tastes like "a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon."

Is this true?

Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 09:20 PM (RU4sa)

325 now that herr mueller is done with this dog and pony show, maybe he can find that secret shit at oak island.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 09:20 PM (KP5rU)

326 There was a misstatement about SCOTUS Byron Whizzer White earlier. He and Rehnquist were the dissents in Roe.

White was truly preternatural. As a running back at Colorado he was the runner-up for the Heisman and then juggled an NFL career with being a Rhodes scholar and going to Yale Law. He was a JFK appointee.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 09:20 PM (1UZdv)

327 Honestly, I hope the complete, unredacted Mueller report gets published by Wikileaks in two weeks.

If only 'cause it'd cause House Dems to launch another huge investigation into said leak.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:20 PM (I/iGu)

328 So no sealed indictments, those seal envelopes were just the hacks getting their expense vouchers in before the tent folded.

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 09:20 PM (25Dt7)

329 Schemer knows the rules, and Barr has said he will follow the rules. He knows he is full of shit, and they won't be able to touch Barr as long as he goes by the book.

In other words he can tell them to go pound sand.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:21 PM (dUJdY)

330 @324: "Is this true?"

Hint of lemon? More like a hint of onion.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:21 PM (I/iGu)

331 Brennan belongs in prison.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican at March 22, 2019 09:21 PM (LKvO9)

332 Hannity going on 21 minutes plus...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 09:21 PM (1g7ch)

333 & with all the fasting you still die when you are supposed to die & not a second later

Being fit may not add years to your life, but it adds life to your years.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (yQpMk)

334 "FOX hasn't run a commercial in at least 40 minutes."

They may have confused their advertisers. "Donna Brazile?!"

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (lK7fO)

335 Is this true?
Posted by: SMH at March 22, 2019 09:20 PM

Honestly? It's like salty Gatorade. Deoending on what they've given you, it's not tasty, but it's not that horrible. Gatorade's evil twin.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (vZrbf)

336 I like what Dershowitz is saying

Posted by: Cheribebe at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (fnWQo)

337 332; still a great american.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (KP5rU)

338 Schemer knows the rules, and Barr has said he will follow the rules. He knows he is full of shit, and they won't be able to touch Barr as long as he goes by the book.

In other words he can tell them to go pound sand.
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:21 PM (dUJdY)

---------------------------

Yep. I urge him to use that exact phrase, too.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (ffYR/)

339 317 Can we please stop with all the radical nutrition/ dietary/ health tips, including most particularly fasting?

I get it, they're cheaper than psychiatric care, but they're a poor substitute.

Dr Guevara's prescription: eat a balanced diet, in moderation, regularly get some exercise, and enjoy your time.

No weird diets, no ridiculous fasting, no nothing out of the ordinary. You need to lose weight? OK. Eat 10% less every day, and maintain your current activity level, if non-zero. Then wait.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:16 PM (FNsjY)

--"But there is no way of casting out such spirits as this except by prayer and fasting."

(Some dusty old 2,000 year-old Jew said this)

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:23 PM (XAYDB)

340 I'm disappointed Hannity is only going four talking heads wide. I assume CNN has at least eight tonight.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:23 PM (I/iGu)

341
307 Is everybody having a colonoscopy tomorrow? Geez.
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:13 PM (sdi6R)

That's how you can tell that we're all 29, we can't stop talking about our digestive systems.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 22, 2019 09:24 PM (eXA4G)

342 --"But there is no way of casting out such spirits as this except by prayer and fasting."

(Some dusty old 2,000 year-old Jew said this)
Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:23 PM (XAYDB)/i]

Now we're casting out spirits? We should carefully weigh people before and after casting out spirits to find out what a spirit weighs, exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:24 PM (FNsjY)

343 really weird movie

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:24 PM (dm05u)

344 this is one shitty thread. damn, i'm wore out.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 09:25 PM (KP5rU)

345 The commies sure got a lot of mileage out their latest whopping fairy tale, eh?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 22, 2019 09:25 PM (EgshT)

346 314
@312: "FOX hasn't run a commercial in at least 40 minutes."

It's like the Martha Burke sieged Masters all over again!

Posted by: Walter Freeman

I want to thank Martha Burke. Thanks to her grievance mongering, The Masters is shown with very little in the way of commercials. Its one of the best sporting broadcasts of the year because of her.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 09:25 PM (WNAuL)

347 That's how you can tell that we're all 29, we can't stop talking about our digestive systems.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 22, 2019 09:24 PM (eXA4G)

Well I don't know about you, but mine's purring like a well-oiled kitten.

Wait, why is my cat covered in oil. Cat, what is wrong with you.

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 09:26 PM (t+qrx)

348 Off, damned sock.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 09:26 PM (VaN/j)

349 Now we're casting out spirits? We should carefully weigh people before and after casting out spirits to find out what a spirit weighs, exactly.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:24 PM (FNsjY)

--Fasting is good for ya, whether one believes or not.

Free radicals and shit.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:26 PM (XAYDB)

350 When can I sue Bob Mueller?

Man of honor my ass.

Malfeasance, malpractice and misanthropic.

Guy has to pay something or retire to that island where they did germ warfare experiments.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 09:27 PM (Z+IKu)

351 Honestly? It's like salty Gatorade. Deoending on what they've given you, it's not tasty, but it's not that horrible. Gatorade's evil twin.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (vZrbf)

The stuff they gave me should be banned by the Geneva Convention

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:27 PM (kXYFI)

352 To deviate from the party line: yes, Hannity's opening was long-winded and bloviating, but it was fucking fantastic. People either will be held accountable or the United States is done. It's probably the latter, but Hannity didn't go there.

Give Hannity this, too: he gave Carter and Solomon a bigger voice. Those two are heroes but without Hannity what they found wouldn't be as widely known.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 22, 2019 09:27 PM (D+jPb)

353 Oh! Now it's "well sure no indictments, but it's maybe a roadmap to other crimes"

It's 3am on Election day 2016 and they still refuse to call Florida for Trump all over

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 09:27 PM (TN1P5)

354 331
Brennan belongs in prison.

Posted by: WannabeAnglican
On Pluto.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 09:27 PM (WNAuL)

355 344 this is one shitty thread. damn, i'm wore out.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 09:25 PM (KP5rU)

--it's because Russia! Russia! Russia! is old hat. I'm so damn sick of it.

I'd rather flame war about musical tastes or movies than pick the bones of RUSSIA!!!!

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:28 PM (XAYDB)

356 Honestly? It's like salty Gatorade. Deoending on what they've given you, it's not tasty, but it's not that horrible. Gatorade's evil twin.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (vZrbf)

Kind of like Pedialyte, then?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:28 PM (brgv3)

357 Free radicals and shit.
Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:26 PM (XAYDB)

What is your understanding of the term "free radical?"

Be specific.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:29 PM (FNsjY)

358 I dunno about the rest of you all, but I walked 16k steps today, so suck on that, haters!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:29 PM (I/iGu)

359

BTW former congressman Joe Walsh who has gone completely Never Trump tonight on his radio show was still licking Lurch's ass tonight and we still don't know if there is anything about Russian collusion in the report. I don't know how that clown has any ratings left.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:30 PM (kXYFI)

360
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 22, 2019 09:30 PM (SZlJt)

361

CNN political analyst Gloria Borger admitted that the president is "vindicated" by the conclusion of the probe, but did so in a roundabout way, focusing on the political implications for the president's past critiques of the Mueller team.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 09:30 PM (aKsyK)

362 Dersh wants FISA court contempt citations?

Good for him.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:30 PM (I/iGu)

363 Hello Alton!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:31 PM (dUJdY)

364 Now to On Demand

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:31 PM (XAYDB)

365 Hey there, AltonJackson. I don't suppose you have a pair of 8x90mm bolts?

Posted by: hogmartin at March 22, 2019 09:31 PM (t+qrx)

366
hey, jewells

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 22, 2019 09:31 PM (SZlJt)

367 Kind of like Pedialyte, then?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:28 PM

Never had Pedialyte, but I hope it's not as concentrated as that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:32 PM (vZrbf)

368 Honestly? It's like salty Gatorade. Deoending on what they've given you, it's not tasty, but it's not that horrible. Gatorade's evil twin.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:22 PM (vZrbf)
--------------------

The stuff they gave me should be banned by the Geneva Convention
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:27 PM (kXYFI)
~~~~~

I'm with the QuietMan. The old stuff in the gallon bottle was pure torture. Having no color and no smell, it was very deceiving. You had no way of knowing it would taste like chum. Seriously disgusting.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:32 PM (NtglE)

369 Liberty U is beating Miss St. 69-67 with a little over 2 minutes left.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 09:32 PM (WNAuL)

370 342 --"But there is no way of casting out such spirits as this except by prayer and fasting."

(Some dusty old 2,000 year-old Jew said this)
Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 09:23 PM (XAYDB)/i]

Now we're casting out spirits? We should carefully weigh people before and after casting out spirits to find out what a spirit weighs, exactly."

Suddenly I want to see this verse put side-by-side with Dave Barry's MoviPrep description.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:32 PM (V2Yro)

371 Whoa!!

Great New Spin on CNN: Well really, isn't Trump to blame for Mueller finding nothing? If he wouldn't have been such a bad guy, we never would have declared he was a Russian agent with no evidence at all. So it's really his fault there was this two year investigation."

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 09:34 PM (TN1P5)

372 Hannity actually letting people talk tonight. How refreshing.

Posted by: Pete Seria at March 22, 2019 09:34 PM (7ZQe3)

373 I had a college friend who went into gastroenterology.

He said: After all that brown, comes a lot of green.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 09:35 PM (1UZdv)

374 Dr Guevara's prescription: eat a balanced diet, in moderation, regularly get some exercise, and enjoy your time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:16 PM (FNsjY)

This. Especially the part about enjoying your time. We are given a finite amount of time on this world, and thus a finite number of meals. Every meal you give up to fasting? You're not going to get back. And being thin will never feel as good as those missing meals would have tasted, especially if you know how to cook.

Give up on (or greatly reduce consumption of, anyway) Cheetos, white bread, pasta? Sure. But not on eating.

Posted by: HTL at March 22, 2019 09:35 PM (3oh1r)

375 Go after Sam Power!

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 09:35 PM (1g7ch)

376 So it's really his fault there was this two year investigation."

Oh FFS. These people need psychiatric help.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:36 PM (dUJdY)

377 The stuff they gave me should be banned by the Geneva Convention
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:27 PM (kXYFI)

"This has been real, doc, but next time how about if I order the drinks?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 22, 2019 09:36 PM (FNsjY)

378 The blog is showing its age .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 09:37 PM (2DOZq)

379 367 Kind of like Pedialyte, then?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:28 PM

Never had Pedialyte, but I hope it's not as concentrated as that.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 09:32 PM (vZrbf)

I drank it during a particularly bad bout (three day) of food poisoning a couple years ago.

My first thought: I wonder how this would go with Vodka?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:37 PM (brgv3)

380 The way the Fox talking heads are going on, you'd think they were told on the down low that Trump World has a planned counter attack coming.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 09:37 PM (1UZdv)

381 347 That's how you can tell that we're all 29, we can't stop talking about our digestive systems.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 22, 2019 09:24 PM

I'm remembering a cartoon from somewhere, maybe one of the Far Sides that weren't done for the papers - it's an old man sitting in his rocker in his living room, and on his wall is only one framed picture, of a giant turd with glowing rays emanating from it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:37 PM (V2Yro)

382 My first thought: I wonder how this would go with Vodka?

LOL.. great minds think alike.

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:38 PM (dUJdY)

383 The last time for me, I had some pills to take at prescribed intervals, along with some stuff to mix with Gatorade and drink. It didn't taste bad as long as you like Gatorade.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:40 PM (sdi6R)

384 Sidebar is full of NeverTrump droppings.

I think it needs to be broken up by Busty Lesbians at least every three posts.

Can I get a second?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:40 PM (brgv3)

385 Could we just give them all a title...of ignobility?

e.g.: "Lying sack of shit, Brian Stelter".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 09:40 PM (nPGq2)

386 Well, I only poop skittles and rainbows

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:40 PM (dm05u)

387 I am waiting for the do-it-yourself home colonoscopy kit.

Garden hose and GoPro included.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 09:40 PM (Z+IKu)

388 The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:10 PM (aKsyK)

Tall buildings, though, that's different.

Posted by: mohammed bin mohammed at March 22, 2019 09:42 PM (nPGq2)

389 Huh. John Solomon and Sara Carter and even Hannity are predicting indictments of the coup plotters.

Shocking.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 09:42 PM (/tuJf)

390 Gosh, it's so pretty outside. Have the window next to me wide open! Hello Spring!

Posted by: Jewells45 at March 22, 2019 09:43 PM (dUJdY)

391 Hello.

What time is the ONT?

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 09:43 PM (8wKjk)

392 387 I am waiting for the do-it-yourself home colonoscopy kit.

Garden hose and GoPro included.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 09:40 PM (Z+IKu)

A miniaturized drone. The 21st Century version of Fantastic Voyage.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

393 I'm beginning to think I may need to reexamine some life choices. It is a Friday night and I'm following separate conversations about the Mueller report and colonoscopy prep, with random bits of basketball and the demise of the SPLC thrown in. Wifey just asked me what I was doing and I realized there is absolutely no way I could rationally describe what I'm doing.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (odjO3)

394 there are actually 2 alternatives - one is a pill camera you swallow and wear a receiver belt for 24 hours
the other is a dna stool test kit cologuard

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (dm05u)

395 They keep going on about how Trump had a duty to report that these people who may be Russians had contacted his campaign saying they had dirt on Hillary

And some weird shit about Kutchner on a plane and who he met with--a "proven" lie as there's an email.
You mean the shit sourced to actual liar Cohen?

Now we have Van Jones "oh well 'someone' said there might not be any more indictments"
And "we still don't know why Trump acts so weird when it comes to Russia."

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (TN1P5)

396 Hello.

What time is the ONT?
Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 09:43 PM (8wKjk)

-----------------------

Same as every night that you ask.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (ffYR/)

397 Wifey just asked me what I was doing and I realized there is absolutely no way I could rationally describe what I'm doing.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (odjO3)

This is the internet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:45 PM (brgv3)

398 if TJM shows up tell him to watch the movie, I bet he'd like it

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 09:45 PM (dm05u)

399 Liberty is about to win it's ncaa game. This will not please the left either. Bad day for them.

Posted by: Quint at March 22, 2019 09:45 PM (n13/j)

400 Schiff on Rachel doubling down on "we have to know if Trump is compromised by a foreign power"

At least Joe McCarthy was right.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 09:46 PM (1UZdv)

401 Laura Jarrett (daughter of Valerie Jarrett) delivered the bad news to her colleagues on CNN.

-from Treehouse

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 09:47 PM (1g7ch)

402 So...no one fucking colluded with the Russians? NO ONE?

Then what was the point of fucking indicting anyone?
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at March 22, 2019 08:18 PM (KZ0k3)

I wanted to collude, but Anna Chapman refuses to take my calls.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 09:48 PM (nPGq2)

403 To deviate from the party line: yes, Hannity's opening was long-winded and bloviating, but it was fucking fantastic.

-----

Nah... I rip on Hannity because he's a loudmouthed potato-addict.

I love the guy. He goes to the mattresses every day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 09:48 PM (LY1IB)

404 And Liberty pulls off the upset over Miss St. Well done boys!

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 09:49 PM (WNAuL)

405 A miniaturized drone. The 21st Century version of Fantastic Voyage.
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

Too easy....no pain, no gain is what I say.

Plus I don't want Donald Pleasence flying around in my colon.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 09:49 PM (Z+IKu)

406 Wifey just asked me what I was doing and I realized there is absolutely no way I could rationally describe what I'm doing.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (odjO3)

I've been there and seen things. No words and fewer memories.

Posted by: bonnie rotten at March 22, 2019 09:49 PM (tRLIC)

407 401
Laura Jarrett (daughter of Valerie Jarrett) delivered the bad news to her colleagues on CNN.

-from Treehouse

Posted by: Burnt Toast

Kind of OT. Laura Jarrett is kind of hot.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 09:49 PM (WNAuL)

408
I wanted to collude, but Anna Chapman refuses to take my calls.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 09:48 PM (nPGq2)

I want to face the collusion!

I want to collude my brains out!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:50 PM (brgv3)

409 Trump: the girl that wore a short skirt to the party.

Mueller: the drunk guy.

The MFM: the jury that blames the girl

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 09:50 PM (XROPS)

410 Now they're narrowing the "no indictments" to "no indictments of Trump. But the sitting President can't be indicted. And that's what we have always said and not just starting 6pm Eastern today."

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 09:50 PM (TN1P5)

411 123tvnow dot com

It has all the streaming cable channels for free.

Posted by: bonnie rotten at March 22, 2019 09:50 PM (tRLIC)

412 404 And Liberty pulls off the upset over Miss St. Well done boys!
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 09:49 PM (WNAuL)

There goes the elimination of 99% of the people in Buffet's million dollar bracket challenge .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 22, 2019 09:50 PM (2DOZq)

413 A reminder:

https://tinyurl.com/y74goe6q

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:51 PM (brgv3)

414 Nah... I rip on Hannity because he's a loudmouthed potato-addict.

I love the guy. He goes to the mattresses every day.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 09:48 PM (LY1IB)

Yeah, unlike the phony conservatives who have shown their true colors. And I go back to that assclown Joe Walsh who rips on Hannity and Limbaugh every day because they are lying to us and only telling us what we want to hear.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:51 PM (HPwbg)

415 And Liberty pulls off the upset over Miss St. Well done boys!

Those 12-5 upsets seem to happen a lot.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 09:51 PM (g0Lfb)

416 I disagree with tuckster. media figures who acted like trump committed treason with russia should be fired NOW! I demanded media traitors who supported iraq war wmd and invasion should be fired instead of phil donahue. I did not vote for those politicians who voted for iraq war especially democrats who voted for it so republicans couldn't use their iraq war vote against them like kerry, clinton, biden, pelosi, schumer et.al. All this scum should be treated like the vermin they are!

Posted by: raimondo at March 22, 2019 09:51 PM (qKDxf)

417 I just observed video of Rachel Maddow crying over the Mueller Report.
Artists rendition : https://is.gd/PeKTtj

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 09:52 PM (P1AAi)

418 ace, the problem will be at the NY state level.

If neither Mueller nor SDNY Federal prosecutors indict, they don't have to pass a bill before bringing Trump and his family into a NY kangaroo court.

"Presidential pardons only apply to federal crimes, but current New York law keeps district attorneys from bringing similar state charges if a president pardons someone for a particular crime.

The bill, written by Attorney General Letitia James' office, would change that."

http://tinyurl.com/y43px8ub

Posted by: SDN at March 22, 2019 09:52 PM (4IlOG)

419 The cobs usually let the ONT percolate a bit on big news days like this.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:53 PM (brgv3)

420 @403: "I love the guy. He goes to the mattresses every day."

Good description. In other words, he's the guy at the pub who's always ready to argue anything, anytime, and longer than anyone else will. It's a bit much, sometimes, or honestly, most of the time.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 09:53 PM (I/iGu)

421 And Liberty pulls off the upset over Miss St. Well done boys!

----
Those 12-5 upsets seem to happen a lot.

Our team has played soft all year. Our women's team, though...they have a decent shot at the natty.

Posted by: Bert G at March 22, 2019 09:53 PM (OMsf+)

422 Huh. John Solomon and Sara Carter and even Hannity are predicting indictments of the coup plotters.
Shocking.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 09:42 PM (/tuJf)
~~~~~

And I'm watching some former DOJ idiot on Rachel Maddow's show who's predicting indictments of Trump and family on business misdeeds.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:54 PM (NtglE)

423 393 I'm beginning to think I may need to reexamine some life choices. It is a Friday night and I'm following separate conversations about the Mueller report and colonoscopy prep, with random bits of basketball and the demise of the SPLC thrown in. Wifey just asked me what I was doing and I realized there is absolutely no way I could rationally describe what I'm doing.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (odjO3)

You know, you reach a certain point in life where, Friday night, that's as good as it gets.

Well, off to watch some rifftrax.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:55 PM (V2Yro)

424 Maybe there SHOULD be indictments. This could be the biggest case of election interference BY THE DEMOCRATS since Kennedy/Nixon 1960...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 22, 2019 09:55 PM (fZlu3)

425 raimondo acts like he's never been lied to by his people before. Drink a quart of salt water, dude, and go outside for a walk.

Posted by: t-bird at March 22, 2019 09:55 PM (QrTqV)

426 Yes CNN I am sure the people from the Midwest are better than the Shithole called New Orleans

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 09:55 PM (dKiJG)

427 Nood. Pre-game ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 09:56 PM (brgv3)

428 Nood Pre ONT

Posted by: ALH at March 22, 2019 09:56 PM (8wKjk)

429 And I'm watching some former DOJ idiot on Rachel Maddow's show who's predicting indictments of Trump and family on business misdeeds. "

Heh - that's the SDNY Liberal Salvation theory now. For the True Believers who can't get over Mueller messiah who failed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 09:57 PM (V2Yro)

430

I just wondering how far out left and loony the Dems have to go for people to wake up and see them for what they are. The fanatics will always stick with them but the squishy middle of the roads types. How much crap is shoved in their faces before even though Orange Man is icky he's been than anything the Dems are offering

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 22, 2019 09:57 PM (saqYT)

431 And I'm watching some former DOJ idiot on Rachel Maddow's show who's predicting indictments of Trump and family on business misdeeds.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 09:54 PM (NtglE)

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Trump had the IRS camped out in a conference room at Trump towers for 10 straight years. If there was any there there, they would have found it. Good luck with this fantasy, Leftards.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 22, 2019 09:58 PM (ffYR/)

432 405 A miniaturized drone. The 21st Century version of Fantastic Voyage.
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

Too easy....no pain, no gain is what I say.

Plus I don't want Donald Pleasence flying around in my colon.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 22, 2019 09:49 PM (Z+IKu)

Since it's a drone, he won't be.

And neither will Raquel Welch. And to be honest, she doesn't deserve to be flying around in my colon.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 10:01 PM (sdi6R)

433 431
I've suspecting for quite some time now that President Trump is one of the few honest businessmen in the USA, and the only honest president since George Washington !

Posted by: Banned Commissar Hrothgar at March 22, 2019 10:02 PM (f3oO4)

434 If he's begging for his life, I think I'd like to hear that. This bastard has done damage to this country that I hope comes out someday. He's wretched.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 22, 2019 08:41 PM (WNAuL)

All I want to hear from him: "Allahu ack...gork. creak, creak,

creak."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 10:05 PM (nPGq2)

435 They evidently use Olestra as a base for deck stains. Odd.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 08:50 PM (brgv3)

If you eat enough of it, your deck will get stained, alright.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 10:09 PM (nPGq2)

436 Breaking MSNBC Mueller went to a Restaurant

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 10:19 PM (dKiJG)

437 Breaking news: Text from the Mueller Report!
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