Tucker Carlson Worries About Brian "Tater" Stelter's Hunger Pangs; Sends Him a Dozen Jelly Donuts

What a mensch!

Sweet guy. He's made of nothin' but love.

Fox News host Tucker Carlson sent CNN Chief Media Correspondent Brian Stelter a dozen jelly donuts. Stelter received them Wednesday in New York, but so far has not reached out to Carlson in response. Sources tell The Mirror that Stelter was thrilled to get the delicate pastries but agitated and confused by the gesture. He told a number of people he had no idea what the point was.

Was it a peace offering? Maybe. Itís hard to get inside anyone's brain or stomach. But what is certain is that there are more jelly donuts on Stelter's horizon. From what I'm told, as many as he needs.

So jelly donuts every day?

The message might be about Brian Stelter's jelly-like core -- he's a bought-and-paid-for Company Man who doesn't dare say anything critical about his leftwing media allies or the Democrat Party's cherished narratives.

Also, a less-obvious message might be that Brian Stelter is super-fat and needs to change the pictures he uses for social media to pictures taken within 10 of his current BMI measurement.

I mean, seriously: It's one thing for an aging Hollywood starlet to use publicity pictures of herself as a younger woman, but Stelter is supposed a journalist, and he insists on using pictures of himself from 10 years and 70 pounds ago.

The donuts came from Dunkin' Donuts. The box was signed with a Sharpie: "Brian! Enjoy. All best, Tucker Carlson."

Tater's got a big, wide Smilex-gas Joker mouth. That boy looks like he could suck the chrome off a robot-dick.


Old Post: Actually, all of the best donuts are not donuts.

PS: New CNN spin-line: the report might contained uncharged (?) obstruction of justice charges. See they're charges, but uncharged. We should still hold out hope.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:14 PM




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1 Repulsive!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:15 PM (zmIJL)

2 Tater, not Tucker, that is.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (zmIJL)

3 Tater Tartare. Is that a thing on the Progressive Menu?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (zmIJL)

4 Omg. People on the train think I'm nuts snorting to myself.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (1biAv)

5 Love Tucker

Posted by: It's me donna at March 22, 2019 07:16 PM (O2RFr)

6 Trump tweeted he is reducing sanctions because he "likes" Kim
Myself ? I don't like him he is a super cruel dictator
I wish he was dead

Posted by: Kurt at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (21DEQ)

7 I prefer chocolate donuts with sprinkles on 'em.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (zmIJL)

8 Send another dozen jelly donuts to whatshername on the Supreme Court, the diabetic.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:18 PM (zmIJL)

9 Apple fritters rule

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 07:18 PM (1biAv)

10 A DOZEN JELLY DOUGHNUTS?!? YOU ARE A FESTERING PILE OF AMPHIBIOUS SHIT, PRIVATE TATER!!

Posted by: GySgt Hartman at March 22, 2019 07:18 PM (DTX3h)

11 Poor Tater.

Ace,
Every time I pick up a bag of tater tots I think of Tater and chuckle.

Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2019 07:18 PM (jm1YL)

12
"A Jelly DONUT?!?!?!"


- - Gunny Hartmann


NB: Private Pyle's gut resembles Stetler

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (zBaqJ)

13 8 Send another dozen jelly donuts to whatshername on the Supreme Court, the diabetic.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:18 PM (zmIJL)


"Candygram for Sonia Sodomizer!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (zBaqJ)

14 We need to send jelly donuts of love to Justice Sotomayor

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (dm05u)

15 Jeebus, what shade of lipstick is he wearing?

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 07:19 PM (T6t7i)

16 Where does the Tater nickname come from? Is it because he looks like Mr Potato Head, or from his job as a commenTater?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (I5TxG)

17 Trump's still trying to turn Kim into a capitalist who wants his people to be free to live and prosper and create and thrive. Don't know if it's possible. Probably not.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (zmIJL)

18 what shade is Tater's lipstick?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (dm05u)

19 Posted by: Kurt at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (21DEQ)


Fucking neo-con warmonger. No blood for tree bark.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (zBaqJ)

20 >>>16 Where does the Tater nickname come from? Is it because he looks like Mr Potato Head, or from his job as a commenTater?


i think kurt schlichter might have started it. I think it might mean "He's a fat retard who really loves tater tots, they make the fat retarded boy so happy that we call him 'Tater'"

but I dunno. It just WORKS.

You can't really analyze why a sunrise is pleasing.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:21 PM (PbpT7)

21 You sure do got a purty mouth, Tater.

Posted by: Guy from Deliverance at March 22, 2019 07:21 PM (zmIJL)

22 ''Jeebus, what shade of lipstick is he wearing?''

He needs to change to a shade of coral, this summer's hottest color. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2019 07:21 PM (jm1YL)

23 He's like a less charismatic George Costanza

Posted by: 29Victor at March 22, 2019 07:21 PM (BJKQV)

24 Holding back sanctions makes sense. Trump wants to hold the olive branch out to Kim, and if he wants to hit back, say because of missile testing, he won't hit North Korea. He will hit China, until they either get wise or put Kim under too much pressure.

Posted by: trev006 at March 22, 2019 07:21 PM (JH+YW)

25 Tucker is approaching Trumpian-levels of Troll Mastery. I LOVE it! This thread made my day, thank you, Ace!

Posted by: acethepug at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (kybA+)

26 >>>9 Apple fritters rule
Posted by: nurse ratched a


CORRECT

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (PbpT7)

27 what shade is Tater's lipstick?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM

Red Bliss.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (zmIJL)

28 i think kurt schlichter might have started it. I think it might mean
"He's a fat retard who really loves tater tots, they make the fat
retarded boy so happy that we call him 'Tater'"



but I dunno. It just WORKS.


Spud also works.

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (T6t7i)

29 pep, it's not lipstick, it's ketchup or maybe ravioli sauce

Posted by: acethepug at March 22, 2019 07:22 PM (kybA+)

30 I find a head shaped like a suppository strangely attractive.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (Mouru)

31 If mickey mouse had an image on his watch, it would be 'tater'.

Posted by: Pluto at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (i3slQ)

32 What's up with the teeth in that pic?

I am confused and frightened.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (NLLmE)

33 >>>29 pep, it's not lipstick, it's ketchup or maybe ravioli sauce

it's c*m from a pink unicorn

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (PbpT7)

34 I get that people on television wear makeup but that's ridiculous

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (I5TxG)

35
Any kind of gooey danish works for me. And Morrie's going down the Queens Blvd to get some for Belle...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (zBaqJ)

36 **sigh**
Not fair!

When's someone going to send me some Boston creme?

Posted by: Shep Smith at March 22, 2019 07:23 PM (yIBga)

37 The guy looks like a big toe in a suit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 22, 2019 07:24 PM (Mouru)

38 damn, you're right, he really IS wearing lipstick!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 22, 2019 07:24 PM (V2Yro)

39 those lips. what in the ever loving fuck?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 07:24 PM (KP5rU)

40 Apple fritters rule

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 22, 2019 07:18 PM (1biAv)


Especially the ones from The Original Bakery in West Seattle (Endolyne neighborhood, just around the corner from the Fauntleroy ferry dock).

Posted by: HTL at March 22, 2019 07:24 PM (3oh1r)

41 >>>Any kind of gooey danish works for me.

ALSO CORRECT

I DID A POST ABOUT THIS SUBJECT WHICH REMAINS AUTHORITATIVE

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/370082.php

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (PbpT7)

42 These barbs are hurtful. If you prick me, do I not bleed Boston Cream?

Posted by: Tater at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (t6MX/)

43 Ho Lee Fuk

Now the CNN line is, "but if it's politically damning to Trump, why shouldn't we see it? (Even if it's classified, privledged)"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (TN1P5)

44 Filled with a sweet and salty cream cheese jelly.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (1g7ch)

45 Mark Dice's rendition of Tater sounding like a barbed dildo was just shoved up his ass and twisted is always a classic.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (+dsLj)

46 Shorter Ace. Tater's longest fast was five minutes, not five days.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm. at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (Jj+59)

47 BREAKING: Krispy Kreme stock up 10% on news of the Mueller Nothingburger.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (t6MX/)

48 No, is all part of plot!

He is already fat, so Jelly donuts will make him fatter, giving him heart attack!

tried sending him Strudel before, but Moose ate it.

Posted by: Boris Badanov, Russian Agent at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (NgKpN)

49 Butterball Powerbottom works for him as well.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (I5TxG)

50 A local Clerk of Court here uses a headshot from 40 years ago on their web page and her campaign materials. She's gotta be over 80. Nobody knows what their Clerk of Court looks like.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (rnXGe)

51 I laughed, I sharted, and laughed again.

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (tRLIC)

52

That face. Remember the Paul Winchell character Mr. Goody Good?

Submitted for your approval.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (zBaqJ)

53 I don't have any jelly donuts. But by sheer random happenstance I am in possession of a jumbo-size box of matcha Pockeys, which I'm munching on right now! They don't even sell matcha Pockeys in the US -- all the packaging is in Japanese. But there's no question what they are.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:26 PM (5tb4C)

54 All that lipstick is gonna leave a mess on his pillowcase.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (I5TxG)

55 Super conservative Gabriel Malor is taking the cuck side as usual, he more cuckish than allahpundit.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (4e+hS)

56 Trump tweeted he is reducing sanctions because he "likes" Kim
Myself ? I don't like him he is a super cruel dictator
I wish he was dead
Posted by: Kurt at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (21DEQ)

Is it just me or does the "voice" of this post seem different from the usual "Kurt" posts?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (uquGJ)

57 Cinnamon Buns have been proven to be responsible for America's obesity epidemic and diabetic crisis, and also totally worth it.


So true.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (NLLmE)

58 LOL... Admiral Mueller was given a Letter of Marque, and came back to port with an empty cargo hold.

I foresee a large mob of angry share-holders descending on the Admiral's palace.

Time for moar popcorn.

Posted by: CPT. Charles at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (W+kMI)

59 That Tater video still cracks me up, every time.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (4AeKb)

60 >>49 Butterball Powerbottom works for him as well.


oh yeah, that's good too. I think that's mine.

He's got a lot of nicknames, including Fat Joker.

Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (PbpT7)

61 Stolen from a tweet... Mueller reports he wasn't finished but he's got a really sweet bracket going and wants to focus on the tourney.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2019 07:28 PM (Dh1wo)

62 Towergate guy calls Brennan Mr. Potato Head. Stelter might be related.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm. at March 22, 2019 07:28 PM (Jj+59)

63 i love tucker's style. nice burn.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 07:28 PM (4hfnr)

64 I'm finding this thread just the right kind of silly for Friday night.

Posted by: Tuna at March 22, 2019 07:28 PM (jm1YL)

65 Pause for a moment to appreciate that more people have seen Mueller's report in 2019 than have seen RBG in 2019.

Posted by: 16 year old urban voters at March 22, 2019 07:28 PM (xyung)

66 Trump saying he likes someone like Kim is often just his way of saying "I will kill you last."

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (+dsLj)

67 57
Cinnamon Buns have been proven to be responsible for America's obesity epidemic and diabetic crisis, and also totally worth it.





So true.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (NLLmE)

Ever since Hardware Wars, I am not able to look at a cinnamon bun without thinking about slave girl Leia and getting a semi.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (t6MX/)

68 If TuCa really liked him he'd have sent apple fritters.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (4AeKb)

69


Uncharge!!

Posted by: Capt. Wilton Parmenter at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (aKsyK)

70 He doesn't see food. He sees the soft walls closing in on his neglected micropenis.

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (tRLIC)

71 He should have used Beto's special avocado recipe. Stetler would like that, he's famously coprophagous.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 07:29 PM (VaN/j)

72 Polliwog

Hmmm. Average Joe?

Posted by: teej at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (NUb9I)

73 Brian Stelter is Mirror Universe George Costanza.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (I/iGu)

74 That boy looks like he could suck the chrome off a robot-dick.
Lick my frozen, metal ass!

Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (Dh1wo)

75 i've never watched cnn. this is a caricature right? a hologram? can't be real. no human, other than shep smith is that fucked up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (KP5rU)

76 Tater, food is not a substitute for love.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:30 PM (t6MX/)

77 Bite, not lick, but close enough.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (I/iGu)

78 Tucker sent me a whole tray of lifelike figurines! How on earth did he get my dimensions so precise?

Posted by: Brian Stelter at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (6eEQ+)

79 41 Posted by: ace at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (PbpT7)


That was a good thread as I recall.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (zBaqJ)

80 And now it's "how can Mueller have completed his investigation if he didn't subpoena Trump to testify?!!"

Robert "Perry Mason" Mueller would have gotten Trump to admit his crimes if only he would have been allowed to question him under oath!!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (TN1P5)

81 maple bars ftw, buttermilk bar second.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (4hfnr)

82 Ace i believe I wet myself. Lmao.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (w1dEm)

83 > "Tater's got a big, wide Smilex-gas Joker mouth."

"I have given a name to my pain, and it is Tater."

Posted by: The Joker at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM (hLcxo)

84 Damn, the commies on Matthews "show" are talking so fast and throwing out BS that it's hard to keep up. What a bunch of maroons.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (ZTJjv)

85 Ever since Hardware Wars, I am not able to look at a cinnamon bun without thinking about slave girl Leia and getting a semi.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


Hardware Wars vs. Porklips Now.

Discuss.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (5tb4C)

86 I bet he's going for some kind of auto-erotic asphyxiation with that tight shirt collar.


Posted by: an indifferent penguin at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (yIBga)

87 High talker. Classic Steinfield!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (UOVq+)

88 Well time for me to check out some rescue dogs.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (I5TxG)

89 Doughnuts?
I guess they're out of Girl Scout cookies.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (0tfLf)

90 Robert "Perry Mason" Mueller would have gotten Trump to admit his crimes if only he would have been allowed to question him under oath!!
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM

And if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (vZrbf)

91 Now the commies don't want the WH to see the report prior to it's release. Moving goalposts indeed.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (ZTJjv)

92 https://is.gd/3YYO6R

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (4e+hS)

93 Porklips Now.



Discuss.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (5tb4C)

Never saw it. Off to the intarwebs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (t6MX/)

94
I remember Freihoffer's sheet cake when I was going to sleep away camp. I begged my counselors to bring some back to the bunk.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (zBaqJ)

95 I have to assume that TuCa is trolling, but it's subtle as hell. Stelter has a lot of skin to get under, and I with Tucker well in his quest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (I2dne)

96 All that lipstick is gonna leave a mess on his pillowcase.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (I5TxG)

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=YMlALAaEwfA

Tune for Tater.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (nPGq2)

97 Senator Pirate on Fox pretty much saying flat-out the report absolves PDT of any "collusion."

I guess he's seen it?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (4AeKb)

98 The Dems are all now, "we'll subpoena Muller and he will tell us the crimes for realz"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (TN1P5)

99 Shorter Ace. Tater's longest fast was five minutes, not five days.
Posted by: Jake from State Farm. at March 22, 2019 07:25 PM (Jj+59)

"Fast" is how Tater describes his journey from Shoney's breakfast buffet to Country Buffet's lunch spread.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (UOVq+)

100 Please God, let Brian Stelter come over to Ace's and see this thread.

Posted by: corn and beans at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (tkNkP)

101 81 maple bars ftw, buttermilk bar second.
Posted by: trapper's girl


Chocolate old-fashioned or nothing. As far as I am concerned.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (5tb4C)

102
It looks like he has jaundice on his cheeks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (zBaqJ)

103 Will people be sending Robert Mueller donuts now that his investigation is over? He's a cop, right? And cops eat donuts, don't they?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 22, 2019 07:34 PM (I5TxG)

104

Jeez, he's using Maxine Waters' lipstick!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (zBaqJ)

105 Stelter's manboobs: tatertits

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (4AeKb)

106
Wasn't there a movie where a Princess Leia-type spoof character took off those round things on the side of her hairdo and they were buns??

Spaceballs?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (kgAmS)

107 Is it just me or does the "voice" of this post seem different from the usual "Kurt" posts?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (uquGJ)

It does. More of a Moby post than a troll.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (nPGq2)

108 Now Matthews wants President Trump impeached. For what? Guess he doesn't like President Trump.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (ZTJjv)

109 Hardball
@hardball
"My only conclusion is that the President transmitted to Mueller that he would take the 5th. He would never talk to him and therefore, Mueller decided it wasn't worth the subpoena fight." @KenDilanianNBC on Mueller concluding his report. #Hardball

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (BqBId)

110 95
I have to assume that TuCa is trolling, but it's subtle as hell. Stelter
has a lot of skin to get under, and I with Tucker well in his quest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:33 PM (I2dne)

TuCa should proceed with caution. We may never see him nor hear from him again.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (t6MX/)

111 The view form Bill Kristol's dingy : https://is.gd/3YYO6R

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (4e+hS)

112 Things move fast around here on a Friday night.

on the old thread (e.g. 2 minutes ago...)
Reminds me of the last scene of Smokey and the Bandit. As the wheel falls off his beat up squad car, Sherrif Justice is still trying to chase Bandit screaming, "I'm not giving up! I'm not giving up!"
Posted by: Duke Lowell at

Made me laugh!

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (XROPS)

113 93 Porklips Now.



Discuss.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (5tb4C)

Never saw it. Off to the intarwebs.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


Never saw Porklips Now??!??!??!??

Your nerd card is in the process of being revoked!

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (5tb4C)

114 CNN: The mueller report might contain un-jellied donuts.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (r+sAi)

115 Phish show Goo Balls are always fun.

Trouble is you never know what's in them.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (I/iGu)

116 >>@KenDilanianNBC on Mueller concluding his report. #Hardball

They don't call him Fusion Ken for nothing.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (/tuJf)

117 I should send doughnuts to Sotomayor.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (yQpMk)

118 and cheesecakes.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (yQpMk)

119
Posted by: Kurt at March 22, 2019 07:17 PM (21DEQ)

STFU

Is this your idea of a distracting squirrel while we gloat about your Russia Delusion hoax?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (kgAmS)

120 115 Phish show Goo Balls are always fun.

Trouble is you never know what's in them.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (I/iGu)


"I know, right?!"

- - Mrs. Beto 'E.L. Fudge' O'Rourke

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (zBaqJ)

121 Case of Red Bull for RBG.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (I/iGu)

122 Bite, not lick, but close enough.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM

[cough; cough]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvKw_V3e36g

Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (Dh1wo)

123 Is that fucker wearing LIPSTICK?

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (v0R5T)

124 Voila:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSSdCjLdCXM

Porklips Now - (parody of "Apocalypse Now") - (1980)

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (5tb4C)

125 114 CNN: The mueller report might contain un-jellied donuts.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 07:36 PM (r+sAi)


Mueller Cruller...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (zBaqJ)

126 Tater went on for 7 minutes? That's nuts.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (jUVms)

127 Is that fucker wearing LIPSTICK?
Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:37 PM (v0R5T)
++++++++
Probably - he's on TV.

But there's also subtle yellow rouge. I think the still image was touched up in the "Stelter is a clown, and so wears clown makeup" motif.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:38 PM (I2dne)

128 And it's now, well there's no more indictments because they may have felt they didn't have proof beyond a reasonable doubt. But there still could be crimes.

There's the new spin--find any sliver in the report and hype it up as proof of a crime

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:38 PM (TN1P5)

129

Pffffft.

EVERYBODY knows the best jelley donuts are, in fact, apple fritters.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 22, 2019 07:38 PM (vIjh1)

130 I like the donut angle on old chubby but IMO he should have sent him tater-related, bags of chips, 6 months of loaded backed taters from one of those home food services, or some such thing.

Posted by: Ed Anthony at March 22, 2019 07:38 PM (A803X)

131 Is it just me or does the "voice" of this post seem different from the usual "Kurt" posts?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 22, 2019 07:27 PM (uquGJ)

Yes, it does. Sounds like a sock.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 22, 2019 07:38 PM (AllCR)

132 Never saw Porklips Now??!??!??!??



Your nerd card is in the process of being revoked!

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (5tb4C)

Please. Mercy. I will make amends.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (t6MX/)

133 9m
SF Public Defender Jeff Adachi death ruled accidental overdose of cocaine and alcohol

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (BqBId)

134 if it's chocolate anything, it has to be See's, but that's only because i grew up on it and then later worked there.

you can eat all you want! and i still stayed skinny.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (4hfnr)

135
What's an "influencer?"

Is this a new term like incel?
Never heard influencer before in this context -- what does it mean, exactly?

My first instinct tells me it's a nice way to call someone a Troll.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (kgAmS)

136 LOL I wonder how Rosie is taking this news.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (dKiJG)

137 DJ Jazzy Mel: "Now Matthews wants President Trump impeached. For what? Guess he doesn't like President Trump."

IM PEACH FOADY FI!

Posted by: Chris Matthews' Spittle at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (6eEQ+)

138
Untitled - a limerick

Tucker Carlson, a real go-getter
Sent Tater a dozen apple fritters
Alas, to no avail
The result was a fail
Hell still get shadow-banned on Twitter

Posted by: Muldoon at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (m45I2)

139 If Tuck sent me a dozen donuts I'd appreciate them

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (BbGew)

140 "you bastard!" Stelter wept, as he sucked the filling from the last donut. Powdered sugar coated his face and hands, with drippings of jelly all down his jacket. Reflected in the darkened screen of his laptop, he looked like a clown vampire, gore down his front and pasty white.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (39g3+)

141 Speaking of lipstick, earlier today I was talking to my wife about Hickenlooper's date with his mother. She said that when she was in college she knew some girls who had gone to see Deep Throat. All they could talk about was wondering what lipstick she used.

BTW, he claimed he didn't know what kind of a movie it was, and was only in his first year of college. Well, the 2nd is false, it would have been his third. But I looked it up, I am one year younger than he. I KNOW that no college guy in those days didn't know that. We may not have gone to see it (I never have), but you couldn't avoid the topic.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (VaN/j)

142 SF Public Defender Jeff Adachi death ruled accidental overdose of cocaine and alcohol
Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT



He definitely died doing what he loved.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (NLLmE)

143 @122: "[cough; cough]"

The bell rang!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (I/iGu)

144 106


Wasn't there a movie where a Princess Leia-type spoof character took
off those round things on the side of her hairdo and they were buns??



Spaceballs?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (kgAmS)

I think it was Hardware Wars with the cinnamon buns.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (t6MX/)

145
@hardball
"My only conclusion is that the President transmitted to Mueller that he would take the 5th. He would never talk to him and therefore, Mueller decided it wasn't worth the subpoena fight." @KenDilanianNBC on Mueller concluding his report. #Hardball

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT





That's his only conclusion??

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (kgAmS)

146 134 if it's chocolate anything, it has to be See's, but that's only because i grew up on it and then later worked there.

you can eat all you want! and i still stayed skinny.
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (4hfnr)


One of the few things I miss from my time in L.A. That said, there is a See's that just opened here in Greenwich Village.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:41 PM (zBaqJ)

147 I'm sure it's been said, but Tater reminds me of those squishy stress dolls that if you squeeze the midsection, the head gets three times it's original size and the eyeballs bulge out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:41 PM (pUDQf)

148
NBC Fake News guy's only conclusion is a completely fabricated conjecture based on zero evidence?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (kgAmS)

149 Anyone see RBG lately?

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (q177U)

150 I KNOW that no college guy in those days didn't know that. We may not have gone to see it (I never have), but you couldn't avoid the topic.

Yeah he may not have known exactly what an X rating was, but he would have damn well known its not a movie you go see with mom.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (39g3+)

151 Weight related. I watched the movie Cast Away last night again. . It was the first time I noticed Tom Hanks transition to0ward the end of his island experience he must have dropped 40 lbs. It was for real... It reminded me of shit head De Niro when he gained weight to play Jake La Motta in Raging Bull.. I give Hanks more credit for losing the pounds...

Posted by: sOME mORON at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (k3N8X)

152 The doughnuts are a Sicilian message: Have another donut you fat pig.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (6/uwW)

153 @129: "EVERYBODY knows the best jelley donuts are, in fact, apple fritters."

Warm apple fritters for breakfast are kinda awesome.

It was either that or ramen with leftover sliced roast meat when I was a kid.

Strange, I know, but I didn't like cereal.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (I/iGu)

154 135
What's an "influencer?"

Is this a new term like incel?
Never heard influencer before in this context -- what does it mean, exactly?

My first instinct tells me it's a nice way to call someone a Troll.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (kgAmS)


Someone who has a lot of followers on socialist media and gets all sorts of money and freebies to recommend stuff to their followers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (zBaqJ)

155 That's his only conclusion??
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (kgAmS)
++++++
Ah, this can happen. A simple change of emphasis can clarify it:
That's his only conclusion.

My conclusion is that he's an idiot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (I2dne)

156 I always thought it funny that the Left claimed calling mueller a hack as obstruction of justice. Nobody has ever said bad things about prosecutors or investigators before!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (r+sAi)

157 To a man, the CNN team is pivoting to, "yes but there are other investigation into Trump."

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (TN1P5)

158 Safeway calls those jelly donuts "bismarcks" - I had never heard that before but it would make sense since those puppies pretty much destroy any diet or low-carb plan one may have.

Posted by: Ed Anthony at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (A803X)

159 I'm sure it's been said, but Tater reminds me of those squishy stress dolls that if you squeeze the midsection, the head gets three times it's original size and the eyeballs bulge out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:41 PM (pUDQf)

--------------------

Stelter looks like somebody stuffed 5 pounds of sugar cookie dough into a ribbed condom.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (vIjh1)

160 Apple fritters FTW!
Cider donuts, runner up.
- - - -
Somewhat related, and funny given the Left's/MSM's current obsession with protecting us from conspiracy theories (see: anti-vax censoring):


@Cernovich

Russiagate is the most widespread conspiracy theory in American history, with the most dangerous being WMDs in Iraq.

John McCain was essential to spreading both democracy-shattering hoaxes.


BOOM!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (W+vEI)

161 147 I'm sure it's been said, but Tater reminds me of those squishy stress dolls that if you squeeze the midsection, the head gets three times it's original size and the eyeballs bulge out.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:41 PM (pUDQf)


He really does resemble Mr. Goody-Good. Damned if I can find any pictures of him.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (zBaqJ)

162 The doughnuts are a Sicilian message: Have another donut you fat pig.
Posted by: Regular joe at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (6/uwW)

Seltzer sleeps with the swine?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (oOwhS)

163 a dozen jelly donuts will only last Brian a week if he fucks two a day.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (v0R5T)

164 All they could talk about was wondering what lipstick she used.

Come on. Non-smearing lipstick is hard to find!

Posted by: brian stetler at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (Dh1wo)

165 Lisa Boothe @LisaMarieBoothe
3m
Democrats will never accept the results of the Mueller investigation just like they never accepted the results of the 2016 presidential election.

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (BqBId)

166 SF Public Defender Jeff Adachi death ruled accidental overdose of cocaine and alcohol
Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (BqBId)

"It was a one-in-a-million shot, Doc."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (nPGq2)

167 @hardball
"My only conclusion is that the President transmitted to Mueller that he would take the 5th. He would never talk to him and therefore, Mueller decided it wasn't worth the subpoena fight." @KenDilanianNBC on Mueller concluding his report. #Hardball

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT




That's his only conclusion??
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (kgAmS)

And, that after 2 years and millions in legal fees, Mueller decided to throw in the towel over a run-of-the-mill subpoena battle?

HAHAHAHA!

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (XROPS)

168 132 Never saw Porklips Now??!??!??!??



Your nerd card is in the process of being revoked!

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:35 PM (5tb4C)

Please. Mercy. I will make amends.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


Along with Hardware Wars, it's considered the ultimate hyper-low-budget pre-internet do-it-yourself "alt" satrical comedy "film." I's beyond bad, but everyone in that era was SO stoked that a fellow bunch of nerdy losers could actually make a movie and get it into theaters! When it showed at midnight (often as the warm-up film for Rocky Horror) it received raucous ovations.

Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (5tb4C)

169
Someone who has a lot of followers on socialist media and gets all sorts of money and freebies to recommend stuff to their followers.

Ah, the model for a succesful Youtuber.
I didn't know they were called influencers, now.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (kgAmS)

170 As we all know, the investigation is the point.

But the big 'Here's why you can't vote for Trump' 2020 message is reduced back down to 'Access Hollywood tape' levels.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (pUDQf)

171 Now a guy is in the background with "Fake news is CNN" sign

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (TN1P5)

172 TuCa should've sent jelly donuts to Beto O'Rourke too. They are Kennedyesque.

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (786Ro)

173 @154: "... gets all sorts of money and freebies to recommend stuff to their followers."

And, who, technically speaking, are supposed to flag each and every post including freebies as paid ads, and report such income to the feds, but rarely do.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (I/iGu)

174 the most dangerous being WMDs in Iraq.

Which, there were, and they have been proven. But you know what? Screw it. People want to cling to this idiotic left wing myth with both hands now. Go ahead, side with the treacherous enemies of the United States. Whatever makes you feel good.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (39g3+)

175 If Mueller would have released his exoneration earlier in the week the stock market would have gone up by 500 points and we all could have made some money.

that bitch

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (AJ/mV)

176 Can we at least get a little sympathy for his poor wife Jamie? Apparently she is a traffic reporter for a NY TV station and would like to retire ----but those grocery bills!!!! Did she have any idea what she was getting into when she married him? Poor thing

Posted by: corn and beans at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (tkNkP)

177 169
Someone who has a lot of followers on socialist media and gets all sorts of money and freebies to recommend stuff to their followers.

Ah, the model for a succesful Youtuber.
I didn't know they were called influencers, now.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (kgAmS)



Lori Loughlin's daughter. And she just lost her entire income stream.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (zBaqJ)

178 if it's chocolate anything, it has to be See's, but that's only because i grew up on it and then later worked there.

you can eat all you want! and i still stayed skinny.
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 07:39 PM (4hfnr)


One of the few things I miss from my time in L.A. That said, there is a See's that just opened here in Greenwich Village.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:41 PM (zBaqJ)

If anybody is into boycotting their enemies, See's is owned by Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (z9Eyh)

179 Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (VaN/j)

It's bad enough if he did see it *with his mom*, whether on accident or not, but why in God's good name would he ever *say* so to anyone afterwards?!? He shows remarkably poor judgement even in comparison to the rest of the pack of dem presidential hopefuls, who are all pretty much classic examples of poor judgement.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (uquGJ)

180 Someone who has a lot of followers on socialist media and gets all sorts of money and freebies to recommend stuff to their followers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (zBaqJ)



The Morning Thread needs a sponsor.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (yQpMk)

181


@Cernovich

Russiagate is the most widespread conspiracy theory in American history, with the most dangerous being WMDs in Iraq.

John McCain was essential to spreading both democracy-shattering hoaxes.


BOOM!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (W+vEI)

They found WMD in Iraq, hell the NY Times reported on soldiers getting sick from blowing up ammunition dumps.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (dKiJG)

182 And FOX is reporting that Spartacus sent an email to his supporters demanding something or such and such, and then the next link puts you on his fundraising page.


Never waste.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (sy5kK)

183 Influencer? I hardly know 'er!

Posted by: Hands at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (786Ro)

184 enough with disparaging of john mccain, american hero. i was infirmed earlier it's not socially acceptable.

even though he was a traitor and giant asshat. hope he was buried in a sombrero.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (KP5rU)

185 178
If anybody is into boycotting their enemies, See's is owned by Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (z9Eyh)


Aww, nuts!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (zBaqJ)

186 >>What's an "influencer?"

They influence trends on social media - "Look at this awesome new bottled water! Aren't these new designer shades the coolest?!"


Not to be confused with a Thought Leader which is a name they give unaccomplished Lefties whose opinions we're supposed to respect (see: Chelsea Clinton, Thought Leader).

Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (W+vEI)

187 17 Trump's still trying to turn Kim into a capitalist who wants his people to be free to live and prosper and create and thrive. Don't know if it's possible. Probably not.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 22, 2019 07:20 PM (zmIJL)


Probably not, but I think Trump knows more about negotiating than all of us put together. He probably figures that he's more likely to get results by flattering Kim than by insulting him.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

188 Dilanian has always been out to lunch.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (4hfnr)

189 @Cernovich

Russiagate is the most widespread conspiracy theory in American history, with the most dangerous being WMDs in Iraq.

John McCain was essential to spreading both democracy-shattering hoaxes.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (W+vEI)
+++++++++
I am not sure I agree. If the WMD claim was a conspiracy, I would argue that this one is actually more dangerous. An entrenched bureaucracy executing a coup against the legitimate government is a very big problem, even bigger than a foreign war. It's the kind of thing that, if successful, eventually ends in civil war or people in camps.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (I2dne)

190 Jesus H. Christ!
What the fuck is that Pvt. Tater?!

Posted by: Gunny Hartman at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (gkstg)

191 They found WMD in Iraq, hell the NY Times reported on soldiers getting sick from blowing up ammunition dumps.

Nobody gives a damn about the truth any longer when it comes to Iraq. The left's constant lying drumbeat worked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (39g3+)

192 @174: "Which, there were, and they have been proven."

They weren't super serious WMDs though. I've always assumed Saddam's stockpile was mostly old chemical weapons that ended up in Syria, but maybe that's just me.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (I/iGu)

193 Safeway calls those jelly donuts "bismarcks" - I had never heard that before but it would make sense since those puppies pretty much destroy any diet or low-carb plan one may have.
Posted by: Ed Anthony at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (A803X)

And another nickname for donuts is "sinkers". So a Bismarck is a sinker, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (nPGq2)

194
Ace needs to get on YT.

Tim Pool is killin it on YT with 11 minute videos in which he discusses the news.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (kgAmS)

195 190
Jesus H. Christ!

What the fuck is that Pvt. Tater?!

Posted by: Gunny Hartman at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (gkstg)

lol
RIP, Gunny.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (t6MX/)

196 A couple hours at the range, a couple hours at a Chinese buffet. I'd call that a good afternoon.

*pats stomach*

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy - 14,000 and counting at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (z9Eyh)

197 OMG the Trump campaign might have shared polling data with a Russian spy, which isn't illegal at all.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (dKiJG)

198 @177: "Lori Loughlin's daughter. And she just lost her entire income stream."

That girl is soooo gonna sue her parents for lost income too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (I/iGu)

199 I give Hanks more credit for losing the pounds...
Posted by: sOME mORON at March 22, 2019 07:42 PM (k3N8X)

I sometimes worry about these actors doing this. Christian Bale, in particular, seems to really like dropping an alarming amount of weight. He was emaciated in The Machinist, then bulked up for Batman. then became emaciated again for Rescue Dawn.

Matthew McConnaughey did the same thing for Dallas Buyers Club. Kinda skeeves me out, to be honest.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (UOVq+)

200 Trump's still trying to turn Kim into a capitalist who wants his people to be free to live and prosper and create and thrive. Don't know if it's possible. Probably not.

I doubt he is mentally stable enough to change, plus he's been raised since birth to think he's a god raised in a family of gods.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:48 PM (39g3+)

201 And now it's, "Mueller wasn't investigating everything, just a real narrow matter, see?"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:48 PM (TN1P5)

202 163 a dozen jelly donuts will only last Brian a week if he fucks two a day.
Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:44 PM (v0R5T)
__________

Only two a day? You underrate Brian "Donut Love Machine" Stelter.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 07:48 PM (VaN/j)

203 >>What's an "influencer?"
.......

Dunno. But I bought a Persuader a few years back.

Posted by: wth at March 22, 2019 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

204
Never saw Porklips Now??!??!??!??

Your nerd card is in the process of being revoked!
Posted by: zombie


Heck, I've never even seen Apocalypse Now!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 07:49 PM (aKsyK)

205 Corn and beans....."Jaime's" grocery bill woul have to be the least source of sympathy due to being married to that gelatinous balloon of stupidity.

Posted by: Ed Anthony at March 22, 2019 07:49 PM (A803X)

206
To a man, the CNN team is pivoting to, "yes but there are other investigation into Trump."

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (TN


The sweet sound of hopes collapsing in the night. They know but are in denial. Mueller was their best hope for an investigation. With Congress they jabber a lot, but it never goes anywhere. SDNY can be brought to heel by Barr if Trump wants it brought to heel. The state AG's, well, they are a wild card but what exactly are they going to use to get a warrant to look at any papers? We want a warrant so we can poke around and maybe find something bad? How, exactly, does that one work?
Nope, Mueller was their best shot and it is over. Now can come the counter attack.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 07:49 PM (0QYMt)

207 New spin is that there will be something in the report that will show that Trump is an unwitting Russian dupe.

"There's so much in the report that we don't know."

FFS, is there anything that we don't already know. It's been feeding Media for months into years.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 07:49 PM (1UZdv)

208
"I guess they're out of Girl Scout cookies."

No, the Girl Scout cookies never run out.
Never...

Posted by: rayj at March 22, 2019 07:49 PM (pI/IV)

209

Do you know why Castaway is my (and probably yours) only movie with Tom Hanks I kinda liked? (I liked Big, too ).


Because Hanks speaks very little in Castaway.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:49 PM (kgAmS)

210 Amazon deemed me an "influencer" and gave me a special account I can set up. Why? I review everything I buy on there, which isn't that much but still, enough for them I guess.

I haven't messed with it yet but it appears that somehow if someone buys an item on my list of reviewed things I might get a small cut of the sales. Not sure how it works. Not sure I care to help Amazon sell things.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:49 PM (39g3+)

211 You know, give a choice of donuts:

1) Really good glazed. A well done yeast donut is a thing of sublime beauty and taste. There is a place near here that makes them and they are extraordinarily buttery. Almost magical.
2) Lemon filled with the white icing.
3) Boston Creme.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (brgv3)

212 174 the most dangerous being WMDs in Iraq.

Which, there were, and they have been proven. But you know what? Screw it. People want to cling to this idiotic left wing myth with both hands now. Go ahead, side with the treacherous enemies of the United States. Whatever makes you feel good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (39g3+)
_________

Yes. And you know whose brilliant idea it was NOT to release that information? Karl C Rove, Super Genius.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (VaN/j)

213 Lori Loughlin's daughter. And she just lost her entire income stream.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 22, 2019 07:45 PM (zBaqJ)

And she is supposedly pissed at the parents for it. Oddly, I am unable to rustle up any fucks.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (t6MX/)

214 Heck, I've never even seen Apocalypse Now!

the horror...


It's like I don't even know you people.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (NLLmE)

215 Hardware Wars vs. Porklips Now.

Discuss.
Posted by: zombie at March 22, 2019 07:32 PM (5tb4C)
---
Porklips Now. No contest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt93DVyjSZE

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (kQs4Y)

216
I doubt he is mentally stable enough to change, plus he's been raised since birth to think he's a god raised in a family of gods.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Korea's Kaligula

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (aKsyK)

217 There is good money to be had for a new video of RBG

Posted by: Skip at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (BbGew)

218

Probably not, but I think Trump knows more about negotiating than all of us put together. He probably figures that he's more likely to get results by flattering Kim than by insulting him.
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

It's all about saving FACE in Asia. Little Kim needs to find a way that makes him look good and change the country.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (dKiJG)

219 And you know whose brilliant idea it was NOT to release that information? Karl C Rove, Super Genius.

"If we don't fight back we'll seem the better man and win!"
--Karl Rove

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (39g3+)

220
Persuader?

My older brother used to call his punch in the balls The Persuader.

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (kgAmS)

221 And it's " well, there may be no crimes per se but there could still be bad behavior."

Ah, bad behavior

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (TN1P5)

222 >>OMG the Trump campaign might have shared polling data with a Russian spy, which isn't illegal at all.

Not only is it not illegal it wasn't the Trump campaign. It was Manafort on his own offering the polling data in an attempt to cut the debt he owed to a Russian oligarch.

Had noting to do with Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (/tuJf)

223 Twenty minutes into "Entertainment Tonight" and no mention of the report. Usually they are Johnny on the spot

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (f4xAl)

224 Lizzy: "John McCain was essential to spreading both democracy-shattering hoaxes.

BOOM!"


That can't be! He was such a patriot!

WRT Saddam's WMD, I think there's some plausible deniability there. Saddam violated every U.N. mandate and pretty much begged for international focus. What McCain actually knew and what he said he knew, we'll never be able to fully reconcile. WRT Steele Dossier, everyone not a vindictive hack knew it was horsesh*t from the beginning. And that will be McCain's period on his legacy. He cannot be forgiven.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (6eEQ+)

225 @hardball
"My only conclusion is that the President transmitted to Mueller that he would take the 5th. He would never talk to him and therefore, Mueller decided it wasn't worth the subpoena fight." @KenDilanianNBC on Mueller concluding his report. #Hardball

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT




That's his only conclusion??
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 07:40 PM (kgAmS)

And, that after 2 years and millions in legal fees, Mueller decided to throw in the towel over a run-of-the-mill subpoena battle?

HAHAHAHA!
Posted by: LASue

The fifth, hell, Mueller didn't want the FYNQ answer..

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (mNhs0)

226 Roofs of tall buildings in Blue cities need to have extra security on them tonight.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (sy5kK)

227 Because Hanks speaks very little in Castaway.
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert



Bakersfield!! and Willllllsssoooooon!!!! were his finest moments.

Posted by: eleven at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (NLLmE)

228 Mollie Hemingway will be on Tucker's show tonight. He'll probably let her talk for a bit, unlike Brett Baer.

Posted by: IrishEi at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (NtglE)

229 201
And now it's, "Mueller wasn't investigating everything, just a real narrow matter, see?"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:48 PM (TN1P5)

I saw that. Old Spin: Mueller's all up in Trump's snizz.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (t6MX/)

230 193 Safeway calls those jelly donuts "bismarcks" - I had never heard that before but it would make sense since those puppies pretty much destroy any diet or low-carb plan one may have.
Posted by: Ed Anthony at March 22, 2019 07:43 PM (A803X)

And another nickname for donuts is "sinkers". So a Bismarck is a sinker, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 22, 2019 07:47 PM (nPGq2)
________

I proved that in May, 1941

Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (VaN/j)

231 226
Roofs of tall buildings in Blue cities need to have extra security on them tonight.



Do they?

Posted by: pep at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (T6t7i)

232 Sock off.

Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (VaN/j)

233 Karl C Rove, Super Genius.

--------

Ya know.... Taterhead looks like he could be Roves long lost son.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (vIjh1)

234 @222: "Had noting to do with Trump."

And it's not like the Russian haven't already bankrolled their own polling firms to keep their finger on the pulse of American popular culture.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:53 PM (I/iGu)

235 Christian Bale put on 100 lbs between The Machinist and Batman Begins. Nolan told him he had to lose muscle weight (bulk) when he first saw him. Bale isn't afraid of using PEDs and drugs for a role:

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 07:53 PM (tRLIC)

236

Roofs of tall buildings in Blue cities need to have extra security on them tonight.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


I vote for NO security.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 07:53 PM (aKsyK)

237 Amazon deemed me an "influencer" and gave me a special account I can set up. Why? I review everything I buy on there, which isn't that much but still, enough for them I guess.

I haven't messed with it yet but it appears that somehow if someone buys an item on my list of reviewed things I might get a small cut of the sales. Not sure how it works. Not sure I care to help Amazon sell things.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at Marc


That's an interesting and not-so-subtle way of Amazon encouraging positive reviews. A good little factoid to know.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 07:53 PM (XROPS)

238 It's a way to win Oscar. Ask DeNiro.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 07:54 PM (1UZdv)

239 I want all those people over there to know that I KNOW how fucking incoherent and downright stupid they are. Think about this for a moment.

1. OK, let's say just for shits and giggles that Mueller doesn't recommend indicting the President because of existing DOJ policy.

2. There are no more indictments coming.

3. Trump ran the entire fucking ROOOSIAN CONSPIRACY....wait for it....BY HIMSELF. No one else in the United States was involved. No one. Are you kidding me? This is distilled 200 proof stupidity with a chaser of crazy.

Can we just start hitting people in the face now? That's what it is going to take.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 22, 2019 07:54 PM (ZR1GH)

240 I don't blame Tucker for hating Tater and wanting to kill him with daily, irresistible donut drops.

He did, after all, call Tucker "mentally ill" on TV.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 07:54 PM (LY1IB)

241 >>>If anybody is into boycotting their enemies, See's is owned by Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway.

he gave good quarterly bonuses though, and i luv See's.

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 07:54 PM (4hfnr)

242 Is this piglet on a suicide watch tonite?

Posted by: BluesFish at March 22, 2019 07:54 PM (H4ZHm)

243 236




Roofs of tall buildings in Blue cities need to have extra security on them tonight.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



I vote for NO security.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 07:53 PM (aKsyK)

My goodness, how did all this lard spill onto the tops of these tall buildings?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:54 PM (t6MX/)

244 The Fyre Festival analogy...
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1109224050772062214

Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2019 07:55 PM (Dh1wo)

245 There is good money to be had for a new video of RBG
Posted by: Skip

PornHub is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 22, 2019 07:55 PM (gkstg)

246 North Dakota State giving Duke a game this first half.

Posted by: literally serious at March 22, 2019 07:55 PM (tRLIC)

247 @237: "That's an interesting and not-so-subtle way of Amazon encouraging positive reviews. A good little factoid to know."

Also makes me wonder how many Amazon private label products were bought and reviewed before offering an influencer account.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:55 PM (I/iGu)

248 Oh, and I know we beat this one to death, but Congressman Schiff--if you have the proof of collusion you probably should have passed it along to someone on Mueller's team before now. You milksop.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 22, 2019 07:55 PM (ZR1GH)

249 218

Probably not, but I think Trump knows more about negotiating than all of us put together. He probably figures that he's more likely to get results by flattering Kim than by insulting him.
Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 07:46 PM (sdi6R)

It's all about saving FACE in Asia. Little Kim needs to find a way that makes him look good and change the country.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at March 22, 2019 07:50 PM (dKiJG)


Exactly. And Trump knows that. You can bet the farm on it.

Posted by: rickl at March 22, 2019 07:55 PM (sdi6R)

250 To be fair, Saddam thought he had more WMDs than he did. His teams was robbing him blind with all those secret, cash WMD projects. My suspicion is that much of the "missing" WMDs never existed - but Saddam and his team thought they were there. Add the fraud to the shit that rolled to Syria and you get close to the estimates.

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 07:56 PM (mNhs0)

251 http://gph.is/1qSfRhX
******
DemoCRAZY'S, NeverTrumpers & Deep Staters

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 07:56 PM (BqBId)

252 You can make donuts out of taters ya' know.

Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at March 22, 2019 07:56 PM (dzZCL)

253 In order to get a FISA warrant you have to not only have evidence you have to swear under oath that the target is an agent of a foreign government working to undermine the US.

Why was Carter Page never indicted for anything?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:56 PM (/tuJf)

254 226 Roofs of tall buildings in Blue cities need to have extra security on them tonight.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (sy5kK)

I was about to give the number for Rooftop Koreans, but then I thought: Is this a scourge of such magnitude that we can afford premium help?

I vote to have Yoko Ono counsel each of them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 22, 2019 07:57 PM (brgv3)

255 Wait how can you have a conspiracy, by your self?

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 07:57 PM (mNhs0)

256 I'm a fool for Apple fritters!

I am trying to go low carb, but I am a weak person... pastries and beer will be the death of me.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 22, 2019 07:57 PM (438dO)

257 Roofs of tall buildings in Blue cities need to have extra security on them tonight.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Why? Just stay off the sidewalks.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 07:58 PM (5UfE7)

258 @253: "Why was Carter Page never indicted for anything?"

If they start indicting guys like him, then you end up with too many people sniffing around intel community projects, and there's some mutually assured destruction stuff going on when you head down that path.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:58 PM (I/iGu)

259 Not diggin' Harris Faulkner's new 'do.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 07:58 PM (XAYDB)

260 I'm also waiting for the first nitwit to say Trump bought Mueller.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 22, 2019 07:58 PM (ZR1GH)

261 Does anyone know where the love of God goes

When the tongue-kiss turns the seconds to hours?

Posted by: Shep's Victims at March 22, 2019 07:58 PM (QLvwG)

262 I saw that. Old Spin: Mueller's all up in Trump's snizz.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (t6MX/)
----
Flounder, doing the job Ace won't.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (kQs4Y)

263 Max Boot is a foolish jackass.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (jUVms)

264 To be fair, Saddam thought he had more WMDs than he did. His teams was robbing him blind with all those secret, cash WMD projects. My suspicion is that much of the "missing" WMDs never existed - but Saddam and his team thought they were there. Add the fraud to the shit that rolled to Syria and you get close to the estimates.
Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 07:56 PM (mNhs0)


My understanding is that Saddam wanted WMDs once the sanctions were lifted, thought he still had the core of a program, and tried to simultaneously make his people believe that he had WMDs while convincing the rest of the world that he didn't.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (SgjGX)

265 @263: "Max Boot is a foolish jackass."

But he wears a fedora! Super serious journalist!

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (I/iGu)

266 I

am

so

sick

of

Russia

Report

shit

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (XAYDB)

267 Russia? No one cares about Russia.


But did you hear that one time Trump said pussy!!!!1!!@!

Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 08:00 PM (B623R)

268 266They'll double down.

Posted by: Beto Ochoa (@Beto_In_Austin) at March 22, 2019 08:00 PM (dzZCL)

269 >>If they start indicting guys like him, then you end up with too many people sniffing around intel community projects, and there's some mutually assured destruction stuff going on when you head down that path.

Well that's one option. The other is that McCabe, Comey, Lynch and the rest of the "small group" at Obama's DOJ lied their asses off and committed a fraud against the FISA court while hanging an innocent man out to dry just so they could have a predicate to spy on Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 08:00 PM (/tuJf)

270
And it's not like the Russian haven't already bankrolled their own polling firms to keep their finger on the pulse of American popular culture.
Posted by: Walter Freeman

They had whole institutes devoted to it with intricate game theory models that filled office buildings.

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 08:01 PM (mNhs0)

271 Wait how can you have a conspiracy, by your self?
Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 07:57 PM (mNh

Split personality?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Build the Colossus Of Trump! at March 22, 2019 08:01 PM (0QYMt)

272 Mollie on Tucker! Mollie on Tucker!

Posted by: Blutarski at March 22, 2019 08:01 PM (+Tibp)

273 Ich habe berliner gegessen.

Posted by: Zombie JFK at March 22, 2019 08:01 PM (0x00j)

274 I

am

so

sick

of

Russia

Report

shit
Posted by: logprof



So not tired of the left's reactions.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (5UfE7)

275 The best part of this farce, is that they've behaved so badly that pro-Trump and right wing people hate them so badly that they can basically never redeem themselves. Whatever the report says, I want to see Mueller dangling from the capstone of the Washington Monument.

And now, this same report is going to absolutely enrage a large number of Democrats. Not all of them by any means, but Bob Mueller and the DoJ and FBI are going to have even more people who despise them by next Friday.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (LY1IB)

276 Larry O'Connor @LarryOConnor
20s
Somebody should check-in on Andrew McCabe and Peter Strzok tonight...

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (BqBId)

277 Still don't understand why they needed a warrant for Page, he was already a CI. So, they could have surveillance on him for just about anything. He signed his ass away.

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (mNhs0)

278 Mueller's report is the Al Capone vault of law enforcement investigations.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 22, 2019 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

279 Robert "Perry Mason" Mueller would have gotten Trump to admit his crimes if only he would have been allowed to question him under oath!!
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 22, 2019 07:31 PM

And if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 22, 2019 07:32

Oh Jan.

Posted by: LASue at March 22, 2019 08:03 PM (XROPS)

280 Seriously, Russia is just a Bright Shiny Object.

Immigration

Immigration

Immigration

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:03 PM (XAYDB)

281 Larry O'Connor @LarryOConnor
20s
Somebody should check-in on Andrew McCabe and Peter Strzok tonight...
Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT

The sinkhole on the parkway will make it hard to get to Ft Marcy

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 08:03 PM (mNhs0)

282 See? Mollie knows what I'm talking about.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 08:03 PM (/tuJf)

283 build the wall

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 22, 2019 08:04 PM (4hfnr)

284 eriously, Russia is just a Bright Shiny Object.

Immigration

Immigration

Immigration
Posted by: logprof

No,

SCOTUS, SCOTUS, SCOTUS.

RBG and BW are hanging on by their fingertips

Posted by: Jean at March 22, 2019 08:04 PM (mNhs0)

285 re: Saddam and WMDs

Again, I think people forget that there was a divide between the legal definition of WMD, and the kind of weapons that we were really worried about after 9/11.

Saddam's stockpiles were likely nothing but chlorine and mustard gas. No Michael Bay movie VX nerve gas in any meaningful quantities. Maybe some mild radioactive dirty bomb stuff that you can find on any university campus in America, but nothing that would irradiate a city for one hundred years.

I dunno. In retrospect, I think the case for war in Iraq was overcooked, but I can't get worked up about of that nonsense now. If anything, then we shoulda hit Iran hard as soon as they started fucking with us via proxies in Iraq, but I guess the whole "most hijackers came from Saudi Arabia" thing made things more complicated than I'll ever know.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:05 PM (I/iGu)

286 And now, this same report is going to absolutely
enrage a large number of Democrats. Not all of them by any means, but
Bob Mueller and the DoJ and FBI are going to have even more people who
despise them by next Friday.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (LY1IB)


The Left will rage on Mueller harder than they did on Comey back before they loved him again. Mueller is gonna have to find himself a new fed job Trump can fire him from if he's ever to regain the adulation.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 22, 2019 08:05 PM (B623R)

287 Larry O'Connor @LarryOConnor
20s
Somebody should check-in on Andrew McCabe and Peter Strzok tonight...
Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT

Why? Has Hillary! decided certain links need to be cut?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at March 22, 2019 08:05 PM (gkstg)

288 Old Donut Post is awesome.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 08:05 PM (fuK7c)

289

Byron White is still on the Court?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 08:05 PM (kgAmS)

290 Why was Carter Page never indicted for anything?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 22, 2019 07:56 PM (/tuJf)



Because he was just that good of a spy.

Posted by: blaster at March 22, 2019 08:06 PM (ZfRYq)

291 I loved the Whizzer.

Posted by: Zombie JFK at March 22, 2019 08:06 PM (0x00j)

292 Was the Russia bullshit just to oust Sessions, the one true immigration hawk in Trump's admin?

Inquiring minds want to know. . . .

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:06 PM (XAYDB)

293 Tucker calling out the rest of Media as Liars. Quite true.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (1UZdv)

294 "224
Lizzy: "John McCain was essential to spreading both democracy-shattering hoaxes.



BOOM!"



That can't be! He was such a patriot!



WRT Saddam's WMD, I think there's some plausible deniability there.
Saddam violated every U.N. mandate and pretty much begged for
international focus. What McCain actually knew and what he said he knew,
we'll never be able to fully reconcile. WRT Steele Dossier, everyone
not a vindictive hack knew it was horsesh*t from the beginning. And that
will be McCain's period on his legacy. He cannot be forgiven.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 22, 2019 07:51 PM (6eEQ+)"
...
I think it's important to note that an informed understanding of the WMD situation in Iraq in 2003 points to large portions of the Iraqi military firmly believing that they possessed chemical weapons.--
This is based on the *extremely* large volume of NBC equipment issued to troops defending Baghdad - masks, suits, boots, gloves, and to some extend detection kits and injectors.--
This isn't some sort of secret - there was piles of this shit taken off EPW's, scattered around defensive positions, etc. Orders were given to issue it, this is beyond discussion. If you dig you can still find photographic evidence.
--
The question is, who *in Iraq* believed they possessed a stock of contemporary usable arms, or enough leftovers to deploy (we did find old stocks, for years, and on a few occasions they were employed against us as IEDs). We don't know if their generals knew the truth, or Saddam's WMD related ministers, or Saddam - some or all may have known the truth, but SOMEONE either believed they had them and wanted to prepare to use them, or wanted their troops to believe they had them.
--
That this is not more common knowledge can be laid directly at the feet of both the leftist MSM and the GOPe who couldn't be bothered to communicate it to the public. Same way they never publicized how much radiological material was shipped out of Iraq (a shit-ton) and the state of their nuke facilities (glowing, because they can't have nice things and fubared all of their projects)

Posted by: lurker (the other one. buy radios too) at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (eAshZ)

295 "Wait how can you have a conspiracy, by your self? "

We get bored

Posted by: Smeagol at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (UdKB7)

296 Tucker is a national treasure.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (RBOtF)

297 Sock off.

Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (VaN/j)
----ha, haBTW, nood.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (Dh1wo)

298 Larry O'Connor @LarryOConnor

20s

Somebody should check-in on Andrew McCabe and Peter Strzok tonight...

Posted by: Deep State in DEEP SHIT at March 22, 2019 08:02 PM (BqBId)

I'll go. Might get a threesome out of it!

Posted by: Lisa Page at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (QLvwG)

299
I loved the Whizzer.
Posted by: Zombie JFK


You had one of those motorbikes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 22, 2019 08:07 PM (aKsyK)

300 Byron White is still on the Court?
Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 08:05 PM (kgAmS)

--If only

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (XAYDB)

301 262
I saw that. Old Spin: Mueller's all up in Trump's snizz.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 07:52 PM (t6MX/)

----

Flounder, doing the job Ace won't.



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (kQs4Y)

Just trying to keep Jonah in fresh material.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (t6MX/)

302 @269: "Well that's one option. The other is that McCabe, Comey, Lynch ..."

Agreed.

I don't buy into any huge Deep State conspiracies, but I do know that bureaucracies always defend themselves, and bureaucracy usually comes before party.

*shrugs again*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (I/iGu)

303
Then who is BW?

Posted by: Soothsayer, A Journailst and a Climate Expert at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (kgAmS)

304 Re: Muldoon;

There once was a talker named Tucker
who sent Tater tarts filled with Smuckers
He gobbled them down
and then said with a frown
"This Report, like the tart, made me pucker."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (Ndje9)

305 p.s.
especially when xe dressed as Marilyn
291 I loved the Whizzer.
Posted by: Zombie JFK

Posted by: Zombie JFK at March 22, 2019 08:08 PM (0x00j)

306 @303: "Then who is BW?"

Betty White?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:09 PM (I/iGu)

307 Tucker: "Howard Dean is so slow it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 22, 2019 08:10 PM (fuK7c)

308 Byron White was All-American running back in college, naval intelligence during WWII, and an awesome Supreme Court Justice.

Not bad.

Posted by: logprof at March 22, 2019 08:10 PM (XAYDB)

309 Nood.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 22, 2019 08:10 PM (t6MX/)

310 Duelfer/Kay report. Much remains a mystery (VX, known to exist, via on-site inspection following '91 war, for example, still unaccounted for). But (as bedevils us in other situations) a regime doesn't "unlearn" how to do things, and cannot be prevented from doing them again, if it desires, short of a verification arrangement so far not seen in history. So, with a trillion $$$, and the desire, quite simple to resume whatever WMD programs you wanted following sanctions collapse (which was close, and even partially already in evidence). And they were postured to resume.


"Pre-emption" actually has a definition, but apparently that's classified or something, as 99% of all discussions of this topic are based on false premises (magically imposed in retrospect, to boot).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 22, 2019 08:10 PM (QDnY+)

311 Seems Trump is reving up the revenge train. McCain was just the appetizer.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 22, 2019 08:11 PM (CyCaV)

312 McCabe, Comey, Lynch

"I don't buy into any huge Deep State conspiracies,"

There was a small group of careerists looking for advancement that worked as a cabal.

They need to be exposed. And hung.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 08:11 PM (1UZdv)

313 @312: "They need to be exposed. And hung."

Fair enough.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 22, 2019 08:12 PM (I/iGu)

314 I always figured that Keith Olbermann was on an unobtainable plateau, but Tater is an upwardly mobile juggernaut of starchy magnificence bound for approbation.

Posted by: Fritz at March 22, 2019 08:12 PM (LuPts)

315 "Seems Trump is reving up the revenge train."

It's like General Zhukov at the gates of Moscow, gunning the engines of a thousand T-34s

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 22, 2019 08:13 PM (1UZdv)

316 I thought White voted for Roe? Time to reread The Brethren by Woodward and not Bernstein.

Posted by: Zombie JFK at March 22, 2019 08:14 PM (0x00j)

317 263 Max Boot is a foolish jackass.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 22, 2019 07:59 PM (jUVms)
_______

Max Boot is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life,

Posted by: Adm John Tovey, RN at March 22, 2019 08:15 PM (VaN/j)

318 Let's not forget the Israelis bombing the shit out of a Syrian site that had a, cough, cough, surprisingly-high radioactive footprint afterwards; not to mention that early war Russian convoy that was 'accidentally' bombed.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 22, 2019 08:15 PM (Dh1wo)

319 Ok, yeah, they're based in Portland, and every single employee, and almost every customer is a hippie-who-needs-to-be-punched-in-the-face, but it is a scientific fact that the best donut in the world is the Bacon Maple Bar found at Voodoo Donuts.
https://tinyurl.com/y8t38sa5

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Action Jackson is my name. Bold Adventure is my game. at March 22, 2019 08:55 PM (k3N6G)

320 Speaking of using old pictures, check out 'FORMER FBI AGENT' Asha Rangappa's twitter picture.

Posted by: MikeN at March 22, 2019 10:29 PM (o/eHL)

321 he insists on using pictures of himself from 10 years and 70 pounds ago.

"I just have to look good, I don't have to be clear."

Posted by: GWB at March 22, 2019 11:45 PM (7kVu3)

322 You never know what's in those jelly donuts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYFM66TC4nI

Gawd, 321 comments and I can't believe no one linked this!

Posted by: emanations & penumbras at March 23, 2019 07:26 PM (WusEB)

323 If you interested in learning to day trade you may be considering taking day trading classes.
A class is one to help learn but there's something you should the current styles
for if happen to be a new stock trader.

The spread is also where Forex traders make their profits. The spread on the pairs you're planning to inside the bulk of one's trades in are of course the ones
you'll need to watch probably the most closely.


Each pip on a EUR/USD contract will cost $10. Anyone need to get rid of 900 pips
(900*10=9000) like a to lose $9,000. Many would say what about the stop bereavement.
You are right! You do not have to risk your whole account on a single trade and trade without an end loss.
Perfect use stop losses shield your position in case the trade goes drastically wrong ..
You could put an end loss at 100 pips losing $1000 only.
An individual put a 50 pips stop loss losing only $500.

One among the major downsides to this simple fact that most traders will experience a forex automatic-trading program in a demo account first.
The robot is likely to make money for your first few
weeks and then trader will, without caution, set it to trade its
a real income account self-assured of riches to come in the forseeable future.
This false faith in the system will increase the risk
for trader to mistakenly take care of the robot trading its live live22 free credit for to long, even software program is losing the trader money.



It goes with a day trader's territory in you will be responsible to no model.
You'll wonder how you ever put up with having a boss, if they were consistently.

Want a day off, want to be up a tiny bit later,
to be able to work in your pyjamas - no concern. Put up
you feet, become comfortable and go to operate at your trading shopping cart.
Get you positions and management sorted out for the day, stop working your computer
and relax.

First of all, consider why in order to to buy them. Please keep
in mind that the Australian stock market or ASX could be quite volatile, the same as all
other stock markets in the world. You have become well aware of the stock trends from
the world typically. Good holding period of stocks ranges from 3 years to 5yrs.


You won't follow my strategy because although functions for me,
it might not exactly work for you. You can search your own trading system
by utilizing the internet or reading training systems.
The internet will a person huge volume information about option trading system.
But you must be careful, since 1 can write in the
online world you might get the wrong system. It is your job to validate the product.


If hunt for to trade currency markets get the percentages in your favour by trading in periods that the data will be able to help you put the odds
in your favour.

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