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Saturday Morning Coffee Break

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Ever have an OH SHIT moment?
23 People Whose Guardian Angel Took a Day Off


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Perusing the news I came across these stories that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ this past week.


  • Good fences make good neighbors or not.

  • That's a lot of trouble for two brewskis.

  • This is going to be one heck of a fishing tournament. Just ask Joyce.

  • Never leave him home without it.

  • Never a dull moment with Russian dash cam.

  • First empty the gun by shooting it before throwing it, amirite?

  • Breaking up is hard to do.

  • Remind me why I drink coffee alone.

  • Not the kind of girl you take home to meet Mother.

  • You too can own a zoo for a cool 14.2 million bucks.

  • We really are only 29 after all H/T redc1c4


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    Pants on, pants off. It doesn't matter on Saturday morning in an open thread. Enjoy these or whatever comes to mind. Just remember to leave the 'ettes hair alone, no running with sharp objects and be nice to one another.

    Have a great weekend!!!

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:43 AM




    Comments

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    1 WTFO??

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 08:45 AM (JFO2v)

    2 First, 1st time, whoaaaaaaa

    Good Morning All.

    Posted by: LL at March 23, 2019 08:46 AM (AvblT)

    3 Third!

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 08:46 AM (oVJmc)

    4 Well not quite.

    Posted by: LL at March 23, 2019 08:46 AM (AvblT)

    5 Coffeve!

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2019 08:47 AM (6qErC)

    6 Nice

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 08:47 AM (cqNba)

    7 Vic,
    Asparagus and CBD oil.
    Check them both out.
    Also this thread on Free Republic.
    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/3735908/posts?q=1&;page=225#225

    Posted by: LL at March 23, 2019 08:47 AM (AvblT)

    8 Top ten?

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:47 AM (BbGew)

    9 Old Spin: Kate Upton will be my love slave. We will fill the halls of my castle with children!

    New Spin: Makin' hand babies FTW!

    Posted by: billybo b at March 23, 2019 08:48 AM (OKp8N)

    10 OK, Trump will come back at those traitors 10x's harder.
    POPCORN!!!!

    Posted by: LL at March 23, 2019 08:49 AM (AvblT)

    11 A bug is a small target to shoot at, but practice makes perfect

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 08:49 AM (BbGew)

    12 For real truck vs overpass, search for the Durham, NC bridge...

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2019 08:49 AM (6qErC)

    13 Just remember: get your info straight BEFORE you take Mom to a movie!

    Posted by: BJ54 at March 23, 2019 08:49 AM (7Ml7x)

    14 And of course, they drop the (non) report late on a Friday afternoon, on the last weekday of (most) students Spring Break. "Remember that Mueller investigation?"
    "Mueller...it rings a bell. What ever came of that?"
    Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
    ------
    Hmmm, wasn't there a movie called "Ferris Mueller's Day Off"???

    Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 08:50 AM (UUBmN)

    15 MisHum, I have donned pants for your thread.

    *whispers: I don't even do this for OregonMuse*

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 08:50 AM (kQs4Y)

    16 OK, Trump will come back at those traitors 10x's harder.
    POPCORN!!!!


    If you take a shot at the king, hadn't you better kill him? I'm hoping for some glorious revenge.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 08:50 AM (CE5C/)

    17 OK, Trump will come back at those traitors 10x's harder.
    POPCORN!!!!

    If you take a shot at the king, hadn't you better kill him? I'm hoping for some glorious revenge.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 08:50 AM (CE5C/)


    Yup
    Tora Tora Tora

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:52 AM (m8J9w)

    18 The Russian dash cam.

    Not too long ago, I watched one where this car kept blocking another car from passing. Finally, the blocked car pulls up alongside the blocking car and out pops an AKM from the window.

    Blocking car immediately pulls to the side of the road and allows blocked car to pass in peace.

    More coffee.

    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2019 08:52 AM (Z+IKu)

    19 "A bug is a small target to shoot at, but practice makes perfect"

    It can still be fun.

    Got one of these for the patio last year.

    And they work

    https://www.bugasalt.com/collections

    Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 08:52 AM (cqNba)

    20 I went to read J.J.'s morning report, and discovered it is Saturday!

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 08:53 AM (Rz2Nc)

    21 Now a rational person, a normal RINO President, would reach out to his enemy with an Olive Branch now.

    Thank G-D PDT is not normal, but a fuckin asshole like me who will seek revenge. Bury your enemies, step on their necks when they are down. And then piss on thier graves

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:54 AM (m8J9w)

    22 Weather's pretty foxy out there right now.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:54 AM (t+qrx)

    23 Weather's pretty foxy out there right now.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 08:54 AM (t+qrx)


    DC area? I hear it is bad. It is sunny and mild here in Portsmouth VA.

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:55 AM (m8J9w)

    24 Since I'm doing keto, I take my covfefe Bulletproof. With unsalted Kerigold butter and MCT oil. A blender is mandatory otherwise it's covfefe with an oil slick on top...bleh! A blender emulsifiers everything so there is no oily taste or mouth feel. I don't add an artificial sweetener, but it is an option.

    Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 08:56 AM (UUBmN)

    25 12 For real truck vs overpass, search for the Durham, NC bridge...
    Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2019 08:49 AM (6qErC)

    I've put that into an ONT or 2.

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 08:57 AM (aA3+G)

    26 Had the Buffet Breakfeast at the Sheraton Waterside in Norfolk this AM...It kinda sucked. Bacon should have been crispier.

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:57 AM (m8J9w)

    27 They were chanting "Lock her up" last night at Mar a Largo.
    Trump rally next week, we will hear it loud and clear.

    Posted by: LL at March 23, 2019 08:58 AM (AvblT)

    28 John Dean: Mueller Probe Conclusion Doesnt Resolve Whether Trump Russian Agent

    Why are he and bernstein still vertical?

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:58 AM (m8J9w)

    29 26 Had the Buffet Breakfeast at the Sheraton Waterside in Norfolk this AM...It kinda sucked. Bacon should have been crispier.
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:57 AM (m8J9w)


    LOL, leave it to a member of the tribe to complain about bacon. Love it

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 08:58 AM (aA3+G)

    30 Rimming is on that whore's menu.

    Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 08:58 AM (tRLIC)

    31 They were chanting "Lock her up" last night at Mar a Largo.
    Trump rally next week, we will hear it loud and clear.

    Posted by: LL at March 23, 2019 08:58 AM (AvblT)


    His next rally should be epic

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:58 AM (m8J9w)

    32 Village Idiot's Apprentice

    South Carolina is looking like a good place. And no Florida Man.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 08:59 AM (u82oZ)

    33 LOL, leave it to a member of the tribe to complain about bacon. Love it

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 08:58 AM (aA3+G)


    Well the sausage sucked also and the eggs were runny. LOL. Waitress was nice

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 09:00 AM (m8J9w)

    34 Now a rational person, a normal RINO President, would reach out to his enemy with an Olive Branch now.

    As an appetizer for us, one player who needs that olive branch broken off inside him is Jeff Sessions.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 09:00 AM (dBiBP)

    35 OFTW ?

    Posted by: saf at March 23, 2019 09:00 AM (5IHGB)

    36 15 All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

    You tease so well.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 09:01 AM (u82oZ)

    37 DC area? I hear it is bad. It is sunny and mild here in Portsmouth VA.
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:55 AM (m8J9w)


    Lansing.

    https://stoatnet.org/foxyweather.jpg

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 09:01 AM (t+qrx)

    38 Should I get up and do my walk now or wait until later this afternoon??? Decisions....decisions....

    Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 09:02 AM (UUBmN)

    39 Should I get up and do my walk now or wait until later this afternoon?

    Did you finish your quart of salt water? I'd wait.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 09:03 AM (jyVW0)

    40 This is soooo last thread... asked ms mouse about gas prices in metro markets - she said it's a rule change. Winter blends now have to be completely run out a month earlier...

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2019 09:04 AM (6qErC)

    41 Trump needs to do something dramatic and symbolic to rub in the Mueller news, punishing the core group of about 30 people who perpetuated this lie.

    I suggest he revoke the security clearances of everyone involved on the left, past and present government employees - including Adam Schiff and Richard Blumenthal.

    He has the power to do it. One stroke of the pen and these people will see nothing marked "confidential"or above. Also declare that he is instituting a special task force to specifically watch for any classified information leaking to this group and warn that it will be prosecuted to the highest extent if found.

    Hardball. Play it.

    Posted by: jwest at March 23, 2019 09:05 AM (/roJx)

    42 Well I'm back. Took me two hours to get a blood sugar reading. Instruction on the meter were shit. Took me the most time to figure out that instructions for getting blood in the meter manual were not for the meter. Every one of the fingers on my left hand has a hole poked in it. If the meter finally was reading right my blood sugar was down to 90.

    Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 09:05 AM (mpXpK)

    43 So - bad barrel bacon?

    Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2019 09:06 AM (6qErC)

    44 Nevergiveup,
    Kinda early for the barrel...

    Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 09:06 AM (UUBmN)

    45 33 LOL, leave it to a member of the tribe to complain about bacon. Love it

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 08:58 AM (aA3+G)


    Well the sausage sucked also and the eggs were runny. LOL. Waitress was nice
    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 09:00 AM (m8J9w)


    Please tell me you poured rich maple syrup on your French Toast

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 09:06 AM (aA3+G)

    46 Nevergiveup will have time to think about that bacon in the barrel.

    Posted by: lowandslow at March 23, 2019 09:06 AM (gNCcC)

    47 Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 09:04 AM (m8J9w)
    -----------------

    Welcome my friend, to the show that never ends, step inside, step inside...

    Posted by: Barrel - hi there at March 23, 2019 09:06 AM (WEBkv)

    48 NGU, I think that means you have to stick your hand in the barrel for 30 seconds.

    Posted by: blaster at March 23, 2019 09:06 AM (ZfRYq)

    49 Vic

    Lots of advice and best wishes on the previous tread.

    It gets easier, or so my wife tells me. And 90 is good.

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 09:07 AM (u82oZ)

    50 It's a shame to have to go to the barrel on a lovely Saturday morning.

    Posted by: Northernlurker at March 23, 2019 09:07 AM (JgA4k)

    51 A REAL Republican would have apologized for the appearance of the Russia thing and vowed to work with the Democrats to ensure every vote counts.

    Posted by: blaster at March 23, 2019 09:08 AM (ZfRYq)

    52 41 This is soooo last thread... asked ms mouse about gas prices in metro markets - she said it's a rule change. Winter blends now have to be completely run out a month earlier...
    Posted by: Anon a mouse at March 23, 2019 09:04 AM (6qErC)
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    Recently traveled through ID and UT. Then, we made our way back to CA and started cringing at the price of gasoline again.

    Uggh.

    Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 09:08 AM (WEBkv)

    53 Looks like some rain later so I should probably go now....

    Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 09:09 AM (UUBmN)

    54 Nevergiveup,
    Kinda early for the barrel...

    Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 09:06 AM (UUBmN)


    Fuckin NY Post. Thanks Rupert

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 09:09 AM (m8J9w)

    55 You Morons know that the Summer-Winter blends are just because CA. CA is dictating rules for the entire country.

    Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 09:10 AM (mpXpK)

    56 I once dated Mar A LARGO,solid foundation that dame,Hemingway hooked her off the Tortugas,painful that but anything went in those good times, 6 toed pussies abounded and could be grabbed willy nilly then along came the Mueller report and spoiled the great times......

    Posted by: saf at March 23, 2019 09:11 AM (5IHGB)

    57 Watching CNN so you don't have to. So far, they are spinning the Mueller report:Thanking Mueller for exposing the Russian involvement in the election. Also just because there are no indictments doesn't mean Trump didn't break any laws. Since he can't be charged while in office, there would be no need to indict....until he's out of office.
    Whew! So, this is the initial spin by the Dems. The media is going to enjoy the wrath of America.

    Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 23, 2019 09:11 AM (Z0huu)

    58 Going to say NGU, flirting with the barrel?

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 09:11 AM (BbGew)

    59 56 You Morons know that the Summer-Winter blends are just because CA. CA is dictating rules for the entire country.
    Posted by: Vic at March 23, 2019 09:10 AM (mpXpK)
    ---------------

    And I believe a good part of that is due to the air quality in the Central Valley.

    Yeah, my wife and I can't leave soon enough.

    Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 09:11 AM (WEBkv)

    60 Welp time to go shoot a High Power Match.

    Must be ready for the gub thread tomorrow.

    Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 09:12 AM (WEBkv)

    61 I'm finally getting my retrofuturistic neo-present!

    https://tinyurl.com/y894z2jf

    It's got fins!

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 09:12 AM (kQs4Y)

    62 I like my liberal tears black, no sugar. Mmmmmm tasty, tasty tears.

    Posted by: Publius Redux at March 23, 2019 09:13 AM (6GoHQ)

    63 I don't care about the Mueller report.

    I want the Bob Kraft tapes.

    They should play these at every Patriot away game during TV time outs next season.

    Oh, the horror.


    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2019 09:15 AM (Z+IKu)

    64 Mornin', reprobates.

    Gotta get my mind right.

    Posted by: Insomniac at March 23, 2019 09:16 AM (NWiLs)

    65 Watching the protests, caption says there is a ban on certain locations which adds up to last week trying to make it the end of protests caption.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 09:18 AM (BbGew)

    66 64 I don't care about the Mueller report.

    I want the Bob Kraft tapes.

    They should play these at every Patriot away game during TV time outs next season.

    Oh, the horror.


    Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 23, 2019 09:15 AM (Z+IKu)


    That is scuzzy

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 09:19 AM (aA3+G)

    67 You know what's really concerning about the lefty reaction to the Mueller report? How surprised they were. The arrogance, the irrationality, the hate, those are all unfortunately normal human impulses.

    But for months, if not at least a year, EVERY single development in the Mueller investigation indicated this is how it was going to end. There were even several stories in the mainstream media about the Mueller investigation being a "dud." And yet these Trump-haters are not just surprised, they are SHOCKED at this conclusion.

    That's not simply stupid. That is a mass of humanity which has stopped paying attention to ANYONE who tells them something they don't want to hear.

    Mike

    Posted by: MBunge at March 23, 2019 09:20 AM (o2S4J)

    68 Welp time to go shoot a High Power Match.

    Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 09:12 AM (WEBkv)

    What kind of rifle you chooting?

    Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2019 09:20 AM (ykq7q)

    69 The SPLC spammed the thread!!!

    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 09:21 AM (V2Yro)

    70 And I believe a good part of that is due to the air quality in the Central Valley.



    Yeah, my wife and I can't leave soon enough.

    Posted by: Blake - used vacation salesman at March 23, 2019 09:11 AM (WEBkv)


    You have to hang around to ride the Bullet Train from somewhere near Merced to somewhere near Bakersfield. The ride of a life time in minutes....Maybe Disney can run it as part of a new park.

    Posted by: Colin at March 23, 2019 09:21 AM (AFaaB)

    71 Watching CNN so you don't have to. So far, they are spinning the Mueller report:Thanking Mueller for exposing the Russian involvement in the election. Also just because there are no indictments doesn't mean Trump didn't break any laws. Since he can't be charged while in office, there would be no need to indict....until he's out of office.
    Whew! So, this is the initial spin by the Dems. The media is going to enjoy the wrath of America.
    Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 23, 2019 09:11 AM (Z0huu)


    The Democrats are stupid, but they're smart enough to know their voters are stupider then they are, and if they keep telling the same lies over and over enough, which they have, it won't matter what the truth is.

    If Trump is going to win in 2020, if the almost-as-stupid R Party is to take back the House, it's going to be squeaky close.

    Why?

    We live in the idiocracy.

    Not sure yet if it's fully over, or just partially over, but the Dems have punched this thing hard enough, they just might pull it off.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 09:21 AM (cY3LT)

    72 'Sup people?
    Vacation concluded. Packing up and heading home after breakfast.

    Posted by: Weasel at March 23, 2019 09:21 AM (Tbklz)

    73 Nadler is on three (maybe four) of the Sunday Morning programs tomorrow. He's going to double down on continuing investigations to find something, anything.

    Will any of Wallace, Tapper or Todd say "have you no decency, sir?"

    My bet is no, as they've also been humping the lie for two years.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2019 09:22 AM (1UZdv)

    74 Ferris Mueller's day off.

    Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2019 09:24 AM (ykq7q)

    75 Congress will get involved and hold endless investigations, that will come up with the real truth, I'm sure....not

    Posted by: Colin at March 23, 2019 09:24 AM (AFaaB)

    76 Time for Mueller to investigate Hillary. Of course that investigation won't last very long since she is actually guilty, and there is plenty of evidence to be found.

    Posted by: An Observation at March 23, 2019 09:25 AM (2pj1N)

    77 I take my coffee black, only when my wife forgot to buy creamer.

    Posted by: obsidian at March 23, 2019 09:25 AM (7+yqP)

    78 Why do so many Egyptian statues have broken noses?
    "The damaged part of the body is no longer able to do its job," Bleiberg explained. Without a nose, the statue-spirit ceases to breathe, so that the vandal is effectively "killing" it.

    Posted by: undocumented illegal so-called Internet Influencer at March 23, 2019 09:25 AM (e8kgV)

    79 Meanwhile, the invading army continues to march across our southern border. Seems like PDT is the only person in DC who really cares about it.

    Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 23, 2019 09:28 AM (xzqr4)

    80 I propose an open-ended investigation of Robert Mueller and all his minions to find out why they failed to find evidence of Trump's obvious collusion with teh Russians.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 09:28 AM (oVJmc)

    81 Congress will get involved and hold endless investigations, that will come up with the real truth, I'm sure....not
    Posted by: Colin at March 23, 2019 09:24 AM (AFaaB)


    Sounds like a good job for the ex-bartender with the big teeth and nice tits. Her and the two anti-semitic tarp wearers.

    Give them something to do with their time. Have them hold hearings. It would be precious.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 09:28 AM (cY3LT)

    82 If the left was smart they would drop this Russia crap like a hot potato and at least pretend they are trying to govern. If they keep pulling on that thread they are only going to expose more of their corruption.

    Fortunately, they aren't smart.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 09:29 AM (/tuJf)

    83 68 You know what's really concerning about the lefty reaction to the Mueller report? How surprised they were. The arrogance, the irrationality, the hate, those are all unfortunately normal human impulses.

    But for months, if not at least a year, EVERY single development in the Mueller investigation indicated this is how it was going to end. There were even several stories in the mainstream media about the Mueller investigation being a "dud." And yet these Trump-haters are not just surprised, they are SHOCKED at this conclusion.

    That's not simply stupid. That is a mass of humanity which has stopped paying attention to ANYONE who tells them something they don't want to hear. "

    Quite literally, they made a Cult Religion out of their politics. They believed in it like a Cult, they found Meaning for their Lives in it like a Cult.

    And now they face the same problem that every Cult leader and follower in this situation has always end up having to face - what do you and your followers do when the Great Day of Wrath and Destruction that you predicted and preached about for so long has come and gone, and nothing in fact actually happened at all???

    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 09:29 AM (V2Yro)

    84 Not the kind of girl you'd take home to Mother. Must be a super freak.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHPhZwZKvzk

    Posted by: windbag at March 23, 2019 09:29 AM (awgKf)

    85 I propose an open-ended investigation of Robert Mueller and all his minions to find out why they failed to find evidence of Trump's obvious collusion with teh Russians.
    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 09:28 AM (oVJmc)


    Easy peasy. Whitey Bolger had the info. So Trump had him killed.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 09:30 AM (cY3LT)

    86 Every few weeks in last 24 months a Leftist media would report this is it, we got him now over some leak, it's not really a wonder they can't believe it is a dud report.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 09:30 AM (BbGew)

    87 Fortunately, they aren't smart.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 09:29 AM (/tuJf)


    Thank G-D

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 09:31 AM (m8J9w)

    88 74 Nadler is on three (maybe four) of the Sunday Morning programs tomorrow. He's going to double down on continuing investigations to find something, anything.

    Will any of Wallace, Tapper or Todd say "have you no decency, sir?"

    My bet is no, as they've also been humping the lie for two years.
    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2019 09:22 AM (1UZdv)

    Watched Chris Wallace on Special Report and it was unbelievable how disappointed he was. He was actually holding out hope there would be damaging info in the report we have yet to see and made sure everyone knew how many people were indicted and that "process crimes" are very very serious.

    This guy is supposed to be an "objective" journalist.

    Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2019 09:32 AM (OAlmw)

    89 Well have to go hunt for fresh coffee soon here. I think ICU usually has some and a few of my peeps are on Duty today

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 09:32 AM (m8J9w)

    90 I bought some Lavazza Gran Crema (IIRC) whole bean coffee recently. It was on clearance, something like 2lbs for $6. I don't make it espresso-ey but make it just like regular coffee in a regular coffee maker, though. It's interesting because it does have a very creamy flavor and texture. Add a bit of half and half and it's like a desert. Add some liquor to that, and it's like a real desert.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 09:32 AM (nDOs4)

    91 Watched Chris Wallace on Special Report and it was unbelievable how disappointed he was. He was actually holding out hope there would be damaging info in the report we have yet to see and made sure everyone knew how many people were indicted and that "process crimes" are very very serious.

    This guy is supposed to be an "objective" journalist.

    Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2019 09:32 AM (OAlmw)


    I hate him

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 09:32 AM (m8J9w)

    92 Fortunately, they aren't smart.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 09:29 AM (/tuJf)

    As someone already said, neither are their voters.

    Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2019 09:33 AM (ykq7q)

    93 "what do you and your followers do when the Great Day of Wrath and Destruction that you predicted and preached about for so long has come and gone, and nothing in fact actually happened at all???"

    When cults run into this, they lose some followers while the rest double down. Well documented.

    Because Leftism is an ersatz religion.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2019 09:33 AM (1UZdv)

    94 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 09:29 AM (V2Yro)

    It's not politics to them, it's faith.

    They believe what their leaders tell them. If they wanted to think for themselves, they wouldn't be leftists.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 09:33 AM (oVJmc)

    95 I think my favorite part of the Lefty goalpost moving is how they are all acting like they've been saying all along that Mueller could not indicte Trump.

    Really bitches? That's exactly the opposite of what you've been strongly implying if not outright saying for two years
    Then, three minutes later, they'll go on about the SDNY investigation.

    The subpart is the narrowing of "no more indictments" to "no indictments of Trump" so they can still peddle their conspiracy.

    And now it's all, "well, we still don't know why Trump has behaved so weirdly toward Russia. We still don't know if he's an unwitting Russian asset."

    At least three times last night I heard 3 different people on CNN say exactly that, that Trump is a "Russian asset." Clapper and Dana Bash said it.

    The collusion was a lie so now they're alleging outright treason.

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 23, 2019 09:33 AM (TN1P5)

    96 75 Ferris Mueller's day off.
    Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2019 09:24 AM (ykq7q)

    Ferris Mueller's off day!

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 09:34 AM (JFO2v)

    97 Fortunately, they aren't smart.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 09:29 AM (/tuJf)
    ~~~~~

    Chris Coons was just on FOX trying to be a reasonable democrat.

    Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2019 09:34 AM (NtglE)

    98 If the left was smart they would drop this Russia crap like a hot potato and at least pretend they are trying to govern. If they keep pulling on that thread they are only going to expose more of their corruption.

    Fortunately, they aren't smart.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 09:29 AM (/tuJf)


    You're more optimistic than I am.

    I think they continue to go on teevee, tell their idiot voters on MSNPC and elsewhere, whatever spin they want, and the idiot voters will nod and agree. How evil Trump must be...

    I don't expect it to be a losing strategy. A big win? Maybe not, but at the very least it takes the racist idiot dingbat broad Congressgals off the front pages. Them and the nearly endless gaggle of stupid idiot Presidential "candidates."

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 09:34 AM (cY3LT)

    99 78 I take my coffee black, only when my wife forgot to buy creamer.
    Posted by: obsidian at March 23, 2019 09:25 AM (7+yqP)


    Black and bitter like your life this morning?

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 09:34 AM (aA3+G)

    100 Chris Coons was just on FOX trying to be a reasonable democrat.

    Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2019 09:34 AM (NtglE)


    And unicorns live in central park in NYC

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 09:34 AM (m8J9w)

    101 96 I think my favorite part of the Lefty goalpost moving is how they are all acting like they've been saying all along that Mueller could not indicte Trump.

    hell they have change from football field to rugby pitch and move venue to NZ

    Posted by: rhennigantx at March 23, 2019 09:35 AM (JFO2v)

    102 14 Hmmm, wasn't there a movie called "Ferris Mueller's Day Off"???

    Okay, the fact that it took 2 years for someone to use the phrase "Ferris Mueller" just proves that civilization is completely shot to shit. SMOD deliver us!

    Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 23, 2019 09:36 AM (+juAL)

    103 Also, I despise captcha. I despise even more that they apparently calibrate it for blind grandmothers who have never used a mouse. Power user who can see and quickly and accurately click on the choices correctly? Here, have ten captchas.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 09:36 AM (nDOs4)

    104 Can we get one journalist to say to a Dem "Face it, Trump beat Hillary fair and square. Get over it."

    Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2019 09:37 AM (OAlmw)

    105 iirc, we were told a special counsel to investigate Hillary would not be a good idea, since it would take too long, and regular FBI can do the job.


    and we are told (by "true believers"?) that the Huber/Horowitz et al thing is indeed ongoing, just about to reveal findings, and indictments. But it is DeepState ... so is it anything but bureaucrat butt buddies burying their own crimes?

    Two years obstruction of the president and interference in the 2018 election, the coup members should hang. A couple more million invaders have poured in, still no wall ... damage has been vast. DeepState are globalists, still running much/most of our government.

    MAYBE some will be more free to act with Acting Tyrant Mueller gone ... but he is not really gone yet. Like in the move What About Bob ... "you think he's gone, he's not gone" opens door, and there's Bob staring at him. (and there is an army of Bobs in The Resistance, all should be hung) imo

    Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2019 09:38 AM (Cus5s)

    106 Watched Chris Wallace on Special Report and it was unbelievable how disappointed he was. He was actually holding out hope there would be damaging info in the report we have yet to see and made sure everyone knew how many people were indicted and that "process crimes" are very very serious.
    This guy is supposed to be an "objective" journalist.
    Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2019 09:32 AM (OAlmw)
    ~~~~~

    Brett Baier wasn't much better yesterday. He held it together a little better than Wallace, but I was pretty surprised at his obvious disappointment in the report.

    Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2019 09:38 AM (NtglE)

    107 Can we get one journalist to say to a Dem "Face it, Trump beat Hillary fair and square. Get over it."

    Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2019 09:37 AM (OAlmw)

    @gunpoint.....maybe

    Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2019 09:38 AM (ykq7q)

    108 >>You're more optimistic than I am.

    >>I think they continue to go on teevee, tell their idiot voters on MSNPC and elsewhere, whatever spin they want, and the idiot voters will nod and agree. How evil Trump must be...

    >>I don't expect it to be a losing strategy. A big win? Maybe not, but at the very least it takes the racist idiot dingbat broad Congressgals off the front pages. Them and the nearly endless gaggle of stupid idiot Presidential "candidates."

    Their voters are almost exclusively high functioning retards. Nothing will ever convince them that Orange Man Good.

    But there are a whole hell of a lot of persuadable voters who end up swinging elections ever cycle and they are not going to want another 2 years of a bullshit investigation. Not to mention the counter investigations that are about to be revealed.

    And then there is Ukraine where all of this really started. They do not want to go down that road.

    But hey, let them go full YOLO. They will be every bit as successful as they have been with fake Russia collusion scam.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 09:39 AM (/tuJf)

    109 Wife likes Lavazza espresso coffee in her K cup maker.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 09:39 AM (BbGew)

    110 Watched Chris Wallace on Special Report and it was unbelievable how
    disappointed he was. He was actually holding out hope there would be
    damaging info in the report we have yet to see and made sure everyone
    knew how many people were indicted and that "process crimes" are very
    very serious.



    This guy is supposed to be an "objective" journalist.



    Posted by: WisRich at March 23, 2019 09:32 AM

    ---

    Yep, every single article or news report goes to great lengths to say how many indictments meuller issued and lists all of the guilty pleas along with convictions.

    It's almost like they have a talking points memo.

    One thing that none of them report on is the fact that no one was indicted for "collusion" and meuller couldn't convince a Grand Jury that Trump is/was guilty of anything.


    Now it's time for Trump to weaponize the report as msnbc is reporting.

    Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 23, 2019 09:40 AM (JUOKG)

    111 OK, out of left field question....

    Can some enterprising young Hordeling put me some knowledge about the John Birch Society?

    AFAIK, they were basically just rabid anti-communists, but i've also heard that they were explicitly a whites-only, segregationist movement as well...

    Of course, that strikes me at first as being nonsense, but is it true? I don't want to be pushing back against this point if it's actually true. Anyone got any good overviews of it to link to?

    I don't trust Google Fu for this one, because God knows the first three pages would just be lies anyway...

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 09:41 AM (Ct55T)

    112 Look at the Left-- their base is a bunch of hysterical, emotionally-stunted loonies. These aren't people who are applying logical thought to what they assert or what they see happening before them.

    Sure, they should have seen Mueller's report would be a dud, if only for the last six weeks when expectations kept getting reined in and people started leaving his office (or more likely when no convictions had anything to do with the 2016 election or Trump). But they have to follow the leader, see? They have to believe in their elites, who kept telling them Trump was going down soon, very soon, just keep tuning in for the news.

    Rational people would have prepared to lose. But these people aren't rational, and they can't understand simple facts or logic. They're taught that their feelz are what's important and what should make Reality.

    Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 23, 2019 09:42 AM (oVJmc)

    113 At least three times last night I heard 3 different people on CNN say exactly that, that Trump is a "Russian asset." Clapper and Dana Bash said it.

    The collusion was a lie so now they're alleging outright treason.
    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 23, 2019 09:33 AM (TN1P5)


    The former director of the NSA has said it. The current Speaker of the House has said it.

    They will demonstrate just how fully capable they are of airbrushing out of history, the words that came out of their mouths.

    That's quite an accomplishment.

    Honestly, at this point I think anything less than secession and separation is impossible.

    The United States of America is no more.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 09:42 AM (cY3LT)

    114 Chris Coons was on CNN just prior to Fox and did not sound so cooperative. He, like all politicians, speak to their audience. Two-faced liars the lot of em.

    Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 23, 2019 09:42 AM (Z0huu)

    115 First I thought, "How dumb do you have to. be to throw a gun at a cockroach?"

    Then I read the story and realized, "Oh, that's not so bad, he threw a shoe at a cockroach."

    And then the gun fell out of the shoe, where he had hidden it, and he got a bullet in his foot.

    And I thought, "How dumb do you have to be to hide a gun in a shoe?"

    Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2019 09:42 AM (m45I2)

    116 Seems like the French Yellow Jacket march is better attended than recently.

    Also, can we have a Special Council now to investigate and indict everyone involved in this phony-baloney coup attempt? Seems only fair.

    Posted by: Blutarski at March 23, 2019 09:43 AM (+Tibp)

    117 It doesn't take a huge leap to imagine that Barack Obama was an Iranian/IRGC agent. Probably not actually true, but a plausible case can be made.

    There is absolutely zero evidence that Trump is any kind of foreign agent, in fact there's mountains of evidence to the contrary.

    Guess which one the talking assholes on the TeeVee run with?

    Come here, coffee, at least you never disappoint me.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 09:44 AM (Ct55T)

    118 If Mueller wasn't going to find crimes committed by Trump himself, because he couldn't charge him, as the Democrats are all claiming is the reason for no more indictments, why:
    The need for a special counsel?
    Why the demand Session recuse?
    Why the months speculation on whether to depose Trump?
    Why the outage when Trump claimed he was cleared because Comey told him he was not under investigation?
    Why the claims that Trump obstructed justice by firing Comey?

    Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 23, 2019 09:44 AM (TN1P5)

    119 Muldoon

    Top of the morning to ya.

    How come you didn't link your limerick of the day? Do you get the weekend off to run sprint-intertvals with the dog, while carrying a pack of lead weights?

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 09:45 AM (u82oZ)

    120 Why oh why has MisHum become so protective and prescriptive regarding the 'ettes hair?

    What's next, no eructations? No recess?

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2019 09:45 AM (DMUuz)

    121 120 Why oh why has MisHum become so protective and prescriptive regarding the 'ettes hair?

    What's next, no eructations? No recess?
    Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2019 09:45 AM (DMUuz)


    You want to mess with bluebell's pony tail and get sporked? Go for it Bub

    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 09:46 AM (aA3+G)

    122 What's next, no eructations? No recess?
    Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2019 09:45 AM (DMUuz)

    *buuuuurp*

    see ya on the playground, bro.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 09:46 AM (Ct55T)

    123 Bring it all down, Donald. Charity fraud, "non-profits", and book deals.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 09:47 AM (Ry8mf)

    124 Fortunately, they aren't smart.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 09:29 AM (/tuJf)

    As someone already said, neither are their voters.
    Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2019 09:33 AM (ykq7q)

    ------

    They're also insane. Consider their candidates:

    Hickenlooper took his mom to see hardcore porn, at the theater. Beto fed his wife shit and wants to run over kids. Biden can't help but grope the kiddies and expose himself to female SS agents. Gillibrand keeps covering up for the sex predators she likes hiring. Kamala sucked off a bunch of old dudes so she could get into politics. Cory Booker is a bug-eyed closeted gay who made up a fake friend and calls himself Spartacus. Bernie Sanders is an open Communist who writes fondly of his rape fantasies.

    These people all belong in a loony bin, and people who vote for them need a sippy cup so they don't mess themselves.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2019 09:47 AM (5aX2M)

    125 What's next, no eructations? No recess?
    Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2019 09:45 AM (DMUuz)

    *buuuuurp*

    see ya on the playground, bro.
    Posted by: Warai-otoko

    Cracks of a SBD...yells at dog.

    Posted by: Bruce at March 23, 2019 09:48 AM (8ikIW)

    126
    Those Rooskies are a tricksie bunch - the second you look for them, they vanish!

    Posted by: tedious libs who won't let go of russian collusion at March 23, 2019 09:50 AM (pNxlR)

    127 Momma Hickenlooper: "Son, I am so disappointed with that "Deep Throat" movie yo took me to."

    Junior Hickenlooper: "Yeah, I'm sorry Ma, I didn't realize it was a porno."

    Momma H: "Oh no, it's not that, son. I'm disappointed that she wasn't doing it right. I could have shown her the right way to do a counterclockwise swirl."

    Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2019 09:51 AM (m45I2)

    128 Junior H: "Aww Ma. That's MY move!"

    Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2019 09:51 AM (m45I2)

    129 And I thought, "How dumb do you have to be to hide a gun in a shoe?"

    Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2019 09:42 AM (m45I2)


    ---

    LUXURY!

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 09:52 AM (nDOs4)

    130 121 120 Why oh why has MisHum become so protective and prescriptive regarding the 'ettes hair?

    What's next, no eructations? No recess?
    Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2019 09:45 AM (DMUuz)


    You want to mess with bluebell's pony tail and get sporked? Go for it Bub


    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 09:46 AM (aA3+G)
    ---
    The 'rons can hold my hair back if I'm tossing my cookies after a rager.

    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 09:52 AM (kQs4Y)

    131 Good Morning AoS folk

    What an epic week! Meuller lays a goose egg, Maddow in tears....

    And just WHERE is RBG?


    Posted by: Anonymous Guy In Ca at March 23, 2019 09:53 AM (RcMUX)

    132 Mother Hickenlooper sounds like a fun broad.

    Posted by: Slow Joey Biden at March 23, 2019 09:53 AM (oVJmc)

    133 Limerick link back in my nick.

    Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2019 09:54 AM (m45I2)

    134 120 Why oh why has MisHum become so protective and prescriptive regarding the 'ettes hair?

    Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2019 09:45 AM (DMUuz)


    The important thing is that 'ettes are allowed to mess with the 'rons's hair.

    Posted by: Emmie at March 23, 2019 09:54 AM (4HMW8)

    135 High odds that Congresscritters like Schiff were leaking classified information.

    I'd charge them, and ask Nancy to take them off key committees immediately. If she doesn't revoke their security clearances.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2019 09:55 AM (1UZdv)

    136 This campaign season, let it be known that I am taking a very pro-chignon position.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 09:55 AM (nDOs4)

    137 The 'rons can hold my hair back if I'm tossing my cookies after a rager.
    Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at March 23, 2019 09:52 AM (kQs4Y)


    We get to pass judgement on the performance, though. You really have to sell it.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 09:55 AM (t+qrx)

    138
    CJ Laing > Linda Loveless

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 09:58 AM (jYje5)

    139 "Nice to meet you Mrs. Lickenhummer...errr..I mean Hickenlooper."

    /John H-looper's friends

    Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2019 09:59 AM (m45I2)

    140 Interesting article on the Yellow Jackets from Sara Hoyt on Instapundit.

    In the article they show a picture of Yellow Jackets setting up a guillotine. My Photo Shop skills do not tell me if this is a fake or not.

    Posted by: Big V at March 23, 2019 10:00 AM (sN665)

    141 Can some enterprising young Hordeling put me some knowledge about the John Birch Society?

    AFAIK, they were basically just rabid anti-communists, but i've also heard that they were explicitly a whites-only, segregationist movement as well...

    Of course, that strikes me at first as being nonsense, but is it true? I don't want to be pushing back against this point if it's actually true. Anyone got any good overviews of it to link to? "


    I don't have link to anything - I was quite young when they were around, but I remember them, knew plenty of friends fathers when I was growing up who were a part. This won't be a surprise - almost everything you've been told about them has been a deliberate lie, started by the Rockefeller Republican wing, which became the Bush Family organization, which morphed into the GOP-e today.

    short story - the John Birch movement was the Tea Party of its day, but it was completely crushed by the power structure, who was terrified that they helped a man like Barry Goldwater get the GOP nomination. The Bircher's biggest "crime" was that they were militantly anti-communist, and they held that there were Soviet Agents planted at multiple levels throughout our State Department and other important institutions. They even went so far as to say there were left wing Senators and Congressmen on the Soviet's payroll. (And in fact, we now know that there were)

    The biggest lie about them is the "Racist!!!" tag - this is done by claiming that they were the same as the Southern Democrats, which is where all of the institutionalized racism of the first half of the 20th century was based. This is malicious idiocy - the Southern Democrats were always part of FDR's coaltion, and they were allied with Henry Wallace's "Red" Faction, and Huey Long's and Eugene V. Debs socialists - the Birchers had *nothing* to do with any of those groups, and pointed out, rightly, that they were just about all on the Soviet payroll.

    As far as I can tell, the main source of the "Racist!" claim is because Barry Goldwater, who the Birchers supported, came out and said it was wrong for the Fed'l Government to use Race as a justification to launch a huge new power grab from the States, which was done by Johnson in the 60's. They didn't support the Southern Democrats who wanted segregation, but they didn't think the solution was to allow the Feds to have the kind of power we now live with every day today.

    And that was the core of it, that's where it started - any attempt to oppose the Growth and Power of the Fed'l Govm't was now, by default, "RACIST!!!"

    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 10:00 AM (V2Yro)

    142 In current events, you know what looks even more stupid than a millenial with a man bun?

    A middle aged guy with a man bun.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 10:00 AM (nDOs4)

    143 Ever have an OH SHIT moment?

    Anyone who drinks out of a bowl deserves that.

    Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 23, 2019 10:01 AM (YJn4J)

    144 Thanks Tom Servo.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 10:01 AM (nDOs4)

    145 Ugh. NeverTrumper Cavuto is on. No good Saturday radio.

    Thank God today is a day-drinking day!

    Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2019 10:02 AM (NtglE)

    146 >>Thank God today is a day-drinking day!

    I'm considering using the dusting of snow we got last as an excuse to do nothing today.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 10:03 AM (/tuJf)

    147 MisHum, I have donned pants for your thread.


    Awwwww..........

    Posted by: JT at March 23, 2019 10:04 AM (gW+6p)

    148 Trump is a foreign agent and must be impeached!!

    No one ever said he was a Russian agent. But Trump is always rushin' to do things for foreign countries. Google "Trump" and "St. Kitts and Nevis" and when you don't find anything that's PROOF of the cover-up!!

    If the guy who was elected is allowed to remain in office then we no longer live in a democracy!!!

    This isn't the end, it's just the beginning!!!!

    Posted by: WaterCow at March 23, 2019 10:05 AM (4Ud3/)

    149 >>Thank God today is a day-drinking day!

    I'm considering using the dusting of snow we got last as an excuse to do nothing today.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 10:03 AM (/tuJf)


    You can get a lot done before breakfast if you eat cold leftover pizza in the morning and make pancakes at 4pm. Eating the leftover pizza counts as housecleaning, too.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:05 AM (t+qrx)

    150 "And then there is Ukraine where all of this really started. They do not want to go down that road."Posted by: JackStraw

    there is a lot of covert info we may never know, imo. It seems we did indeed "interfere in their elections", and Manafort was working for the Russia candidate. We may have even led a "coup" there, idk. But in some ways, that is the continuing cold war.


    But the Brennan/Clapper stuff, and their continued propaganda war, is helping the globalists divide us. Same with some of the Five Eyes involvement in taking out Trump. Their plans with Hillary are globalist plans, which is sedition.


    There may be legit reasons to cover up parts of the Ukraine thing, but much there (and everywhere) is covert. But the flood of immigrants that create chaos is part of their obstruction of Trump and MAGA, so to me the globalists still seem in control, and they inntend to thwart America First.

    That is why I doubt any serious indictments are forthcoming, except a couple scalps maybe, not the real coup, not Hillary/Obama, probably not even Brennan/Strzok, idk. DeepState will protect their own. Barr basically blessed Mueller, even though he maybe is ending the charade, with Pelosi set to continue it.

    Posted by: illiniwek at March 23, 2019 10:05 AM (Cus5s)

    151 You want an "oh shit" moment ? Push a missionary into a kettle without suffiiently thunking him on the head first. Man are they pissed.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:06 AM (0rsWa)

    152 Don't cry over spilled milk, they say.
    No problem - I manage that okay.
    But the mug I dropped 'cause it was hot,
    alas, had my one last whiskey shot.


    -------------------

    As of last night at 10:54pm CDT, our grandson has a baby sister. All fingers, toes, and noses accounted for.

    Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker's life has changed, again at March 23, 2019 10:07 AM (GvEen)

    153 151 You want an "oh shit" moment ? Push a missionary into a kettle without suffiiently thunking him on the head first. Man are they pissed.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:06 AM (0rsWa)

    It's just like boiling a frog.

    ...little beret all floating around on top... soggy pack of Gauloises....

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 10:07 AM (Ct55T)

    154 Howdy, Cannibal Bob. Who are you wearing this spring?

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:08 AM (t+qrx)

    155 As far as I can tell, the main source of the "Racist!" claim is because Barry Goldwater, who the Birchers supported, came out and said it was wrong for the Fed'l Government to use Race as a justification to launch a huge new power grab from the States, which was done by Johnson in the 60's. They didn't support the Southern Democrats who wanted segregation, but they didn't think the solution was to allow the Feds to have the kind of power we now live with every day today.

    And that was the core of it, that's where it started - any attempt to oppose the Growth and Power of the Fed'l Govm't was now, by default, "RACIST!!!"
    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 10:00 AM (V2Yro)


    There is of course, the famous quote from LBJ, as he was signing the massive Civil Rights legislation... "this will keep the N-word voting Democrat for 200 years."

    Or something like that.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:08 AM (cY3LT)

    156 Posted by: grampaw mindful webworker's life has changed, again at March 23, 2019 10:07 AM

    CONGRATS!!!

    Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 23, 2019 10:09 AM (joPfj)

    157 I am sort of out of alcohol, always have some special occasion stuff but don't touch that until , well a special occasion. Should get a bottle today .

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 10:10 AM (BbGew)

    158 I'm considering using the dusting of snow we got last as an excuse to do nothing today.
    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 10:03 AM (/tuJf)
    ~~~~~

    That works. And besides, you've been doing yeoman's work keeping the Horde informed and educated. You deserve at least one day off!

    I shall try to catch up on my reading (there must be 30+ tabs open) for the next couple of hours and then I'm off and running...straight to the pub!

    Posted by: IrishEi at March 23, 2019 10:10 AM (NtglE)

    159 "Nice to meet you Mrs. Lickenhummer...errr..I mean Hickenlooper."

    /John H-looper's friends
    Posted by: Muldoon

    Jimmy Carter once introduced Hubert Humphrey as

    " Hubert Horatio Hornblower"

    Posted by: JT at March 23, 2019 10:10 AM (gW+6p)

    160 NPR Scott Simon this morning pathetically waited through the whole sign on and then the newscast and then more intro and then the White House Correspondent repeating it all, before mentioning...

    "cough, mumble mumble no more indictments cough mumble mumble"...

    "...and there may be more investigations and everyone is demanding the full report be released!"

    What pathetic twits.

    Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 23, 2019 10:11 AM (+juAL)

    161 Adorable chubby puppy video

    https://youtu.be/d6T5pughgHE

    Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2019 10:11 AM (BXMxN)

    162 21 Now a rational person, a normal RINO President, would reach out to his enemy with an Olive Branch now.

    Thank G-D PDT is not normal, but a fuckin asshole like me who will seek revenge. Bury your enemies, step on their necks when they are down. And then piss on thier graves

    Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 23, 2019 08:54 AM (m8J9w)

    THIS. I want to see enemies stripped naked, humiliated and well.... fill in ending of your choice.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:12 AM (0rsWa)

    163 >>there is a lot of covert info we may never know, imo. It seems we did indeed "interfere in their elections", and Manafort was working for the Russia candidate. We may have even led a "coup" there, idk. But in some ways, that is the continuing cold war.

    There is a ton of stuff that is available and has been sitting in plain site this whole time but largely ignored because far too many people only get their "news" from the msm. There was nobody more involved in what we did in Ukraine than Maverick McCain.

    I don't think Trump went off on him out of the blue last week and I don't think it's about Obamacare or strictly the dossier.

    I would love to know what Trump and Putin talked about in their private meeting in Helsinki.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 10:13 AM (/tuJf)

    164
    A middle aged guy with a man bun.
    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed
    wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 10:00 AM (nDOs4)


    white kid with dreds. It always looks like someone got up early to put the cat's hairballs in as extensions.

    Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2019 10:13 AM (mUa7G)

    165 JT - Well Jimmy was a sailor from the full rigged sailing days, probably knew Horatio Hornblower from English port of calls.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 10:14 AM (BbGew)

    166
    Skip - yeah they closed the State Store inside the Phoenixville Acme AND the one in Kimberton. There's a brand new one in Phoenixville near the Giant. Big, roomy. Inconvenient drive for me.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 10:14 AM (jYje5)

    167 I found a bottle of Buffalo Trace as recommended by some Moron at some
    point. I didn't realize it was sort of a lottery and that you might end up with something special, but the friendly old guy at the
    ABC store explained that that's why they had to keep the bottles in the
    back room and dole them out individually. Apparently collectors come
    and try to snap them all up if they don't.

    So I'm looking forward
    to cracking the seal on it tonight. And thanks, horde. I'll probably
    try to politely pick a few more up as Christmas presents, too.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 10:15 AM (ApUNS)

    168 They're also insane. Consider their candidates:

    Hickenlooper took his mom to see hardcore porn, at the theater. Beto fed his wife shit and wants to run over kids. Biden can't help but grope the kiddies and expose himself to female SS agents. Gillibrand keeps covering up for the sex predators she likes hiring. Kamala sucked off a bunch of old dudes so she could get into politics. Cory Booker is a bug-eyed closeted gay who made up a fake friend and calls himself Spartacus. Bernie Sanders is an open Communist who writes fondly of his rape fantasies.

    These people all belong in a loony bin, and people who vote for them need a sippy cup so they don't mess themselves.
    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2019 09:47 AM (5aX2M)

    Ahem!
    *points to razor*
    *points to hairy legs*

    Posted by: Heidi Klobuchar at March 23, 2019 10:15 AM (RiTnx)

    169 83
    And now they face the same problem that every Cult leader and follower in this situation has always end up having to face - what do you and your followers do when the Great Day of Wrath and Destruction that you predicted and preached about for so long has come and gone, and nothing in fact actually happened at all???
    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 09:29 AM (V2Yro)


    Jonestown and Heaven's Gate offer instructive examples.

    Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2019 10:15 AM (sdi6R)

    170 All fingers, toes, and noses accounted for.
    Posted by: grampaw mindful


    *******

    Symmetry - a limerick

    "Well done!", said grandpa and grandmother
    Baby girl, meet your parents and your brother
    We've accounted for your nose
    And you even have ten toes.
    Three on one foot...and seven on the other!


    Congrats, grandpa!

    Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2019 10:16 AM (m45I2)

    171 154 Howdy, Cannibal Bob. Who are you wearing this spring?

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:08 AM (t+qrx)

    Morning hog. Perfect weather these days so the hairy hobo clothes are put away. Windows open at night. Pool heating up. Enjoying now and no looking ahead to temps from hell.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:16 AM (0rsWa)

    172 Stopped often at the Phoexville Acme state store, now my Giant is carrying wine and beer is probably the reason.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 10:16 AM (BbGew)

    173 THIS. I want to see enemies stripped naked, humiliated and well.... fill in ending of your choice.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:12 AM (0rsWa)


    Banging their twin brother?

    Last I saw of Game of Thots was Cercei blowing up her enemies. So you gotta be careful when you strip your enemies nekkid, cut off their hair, and make them walk the walk of shame.

    If you leave them alive, they don't necessarily go away quietly.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:16 AM (cY3LT)

    174 THIS. I want to see enemies stripped naked, humiliated and well.... fill in ending of your choice.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:12 AM (0rsWa

    ------

    Coup conspirators convicted of treason, sentenced to die by hanging. From the capstone of the Washington Monument.

    And dig up McCain and string him up too.

    That'd be my choice. Everything official and legal. And all of them very dead, very publicly.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2019 10:17 AM (5aX2M)

    175 Hope Trump exposes the Flynn Frame. By itself, it's a huge scandal and ties together the cabal of Rice (Obama/Jarrett), Comey, Strzok/Page, McCabe and a sitting federal judge. Even Mueller.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2019 10:17 AM (1UZdv)

    176
    Congrats, grandpa!

    Posted by: Muldoon at March 23, 2019 10:16 AM (m45I2)

    Excellent Seamus.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:17 AM (0rsWa)

    177 Happy Saturday!

    Another nice week. SPLC humiliated and Mueller drops a turd in the Dem punch bowl.

    My own modest prediction is this: Trump will wait and let the Dems do their "HE'S STILL OWNED BY RUSSIA OUR MORTAL ENEMY" and then drop a tac nuke on the Dems for all of their own RUSSIA collaboration.

    We're seeing hints of this already in documents being released.

    I've said for a while that the one person in Washington who has almost complete knowledge of this is Donald J. Trump. He's known it for quite a while but is an expert and hiding his thoughts. The fact that his enemies underestimate him only makes this easier.

    At lot of people (like Sundance, who I stopped reading because of his fainting bouts) assumed Trump's timeline was geared to the midterms. We now see that was false. Trump wanted to keep the Senate and lose the House because that would make his re-election that much easier. A RINO-led House would stall his agenda and put him in an awkward situation of going against his own party to get the wall, etc.

    The Dems are the perfect shrieking lunatic foils to make him the candidate of Normal America.

    Mueller's now out of the way and Sessions has purged much of the DoJ so he can get to work. He's made peace with the Bushies, so that front is finally quiet.

    The time is now ripe to re-open the Hillary email investigation as well as DoJ corruption. Oh, and he's got a few dozen extra judges to make the court cases stick. That was a key part people missed: it's not enough to file charges, he needs trusted judges to give them a real trial. He's getting those, which is why whatever else Cocaine Mitch may have done, he's forgiven in my book for ramming those guys through.

    I have no idea what the time element will be, but this is how I see it playing out.

    Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2019 10:17 AM (cfSRQ)

    178 President Trump will need a new set of troll tweets now that Russia Russia is over.

    How about

    You would think a female head of a car company would be concerned about the effect on families from closing a factory. It's all about the Benjamins and not the children.

    Any other ideas 'rons?

    Posted by: t fna tl fna tl:dr at March 23, 2019 10:18 AM (RCnU/)

    179 That'd be my choice. Everything official and legal. And all of them very dead, very publicly.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2019 10:17 AM (5aX2M)

    Sign me up for your newsletter.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:18 AM (0rsWa)

    180 Hickenlooper took his mom to see hardcore porn, at the theater. Beto fed his wife shit and wants to run over kids. Biden can't help but grope the kiddies and expose himself to female SS agents. Gillibrand keeps covering up for the sex predators she likes hiring. Kamala sucked off a bunch of old dudes so she could get into politics. Cory Booker is a bug-eyed closeted gay who made up a fake friend and calls himself Spartacus. Bernie Sanders is an open Communist who writes fondly of his rape fantasies. These people all belong in a loony bin, and people who vote for them need a sippy cup so they don't mess themselves. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

    I know, right?

    Posted by: Hillary Radium Clinton at March 23, 2019 10:19 AM (Ndje9)

    181 They were chanting "Lock her up" last night at Mar a Largo.
    Trump rally next week, we will hear it loud and clear.

    Posted by: LL at March 23, 2019 08:58 AM (AvblT)


    I'd also like to hear something along the lines of:

    "Lock them up!"

    and

    "Make them pay us back."

    Anybody, anybody at all who had a hand in this fraud and attempted treason and sedition against the American people,

    need to go to jail and/or be held financially responsible for the cost to the American people that this known fraud cost us.

    Also, I'd like to hear a loud and long chant against the Dims/Progtards?Commies/MSM along the lines of-

    "Po-o-o-o-o-o-o-r Loooooosers!"

    "Fake Media Sucks!"

    You know, like at a football game where your team is crushing a hated rival and you get to rub it in their faces.



    Posted by: naturalfake at March 23, 2019 10:20 AM (CRRq9)

    182 white kid with dreds. It always looks like someone got up early to put the cat's hairballs in as extensions.
    Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2019 10:13 AM (mUa7G)


    I was on the bus a few years ago and there was a freshman-aged college kid in dreds, Vans, and a baja hoodie, listening to Collective Soul on over-the-ears foam Walkman headphones loud enough that I could hear it from two seats away. I hadn't seen a 1990s reenactor in person until then. Not since the actual 1990s.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:20 AM (t+qrx)

    183 Why is the FBI still not recording interviews?Because it is easier for them to make shit up that way.

    https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/325241/

    Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2019 10:21 AM (BXMxN)

    184
    I said to the clerk in the Acme State Store that I was sorry to see they were closing and I had done my share to keep them profitable over the years but you can only ask so much from a person.

    He claims the Acme would not renew their lease. It seems odd that the two state stores closed on the exact same day.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 10:21 AM (jYje5)

    185 Line the conspirators up against a wall and shoot them. Don't even film it, just let me know when they're in the ground.

    What other Nation in the history of mankind has ever handled this sort of situation differently?

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 10:23 AM (Ct55T)

    186 President Trump will need a new set of troll tweets now that Russia Russia is over.

    How about

    You would think a female head of a car company would be concerned about the effect on families from closing a factory. It's all about the Benjamins and not the children.

    Any other ideas 'rons?
    Posted by: t fna tl fna tl:dr at March 23, 2019 10:18 AM (RCnU/)


    I don't think anyone has gotten him to release his NCAA brackets.

    What is he hiding???

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:23 AM (cY3LT)

    187 The French protests need heads on pikes to help strike fear, even if just paper machete.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 10:23 AM (BbGew)

    188 It's the wife's birthday today, I should probably do something.

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 10:24 AM (Rz2Nc)

    189 I have no idea what the time element will be, but this is how I see it playing out.

    Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2019 10:17 AM (cfSRQ)

    Huh...I could see that. if you followed his business dealings he was very patient, and moved pieces behind the scenes continuously. Its hard for me to give him the credit he deserves for being a 'chess master' because he GOPs are such incompetents, but i am not surprised if he is 10 moves ahead.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:25 AM (0rsWa)

    190 Did Mueller ever look at the DNC server? Interview the D consulting firm that were the only ones who did? Or just accept that 17 federal agencies really really believed it was the Russians.

    It was part of Mueller's mandate.

    Someone here said that the consulting firm's analysis was like coming home to find your home burgled, seeing an empty Foster's can in the hallway, and saying "it must be Aussies!"

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2019 10:25 AM (1UZdv)

    191 I was on the bus a few years ago and there was a freshman-aged college kid in dreds, Vans, and a baja hoodie, listening to Collective Soul on over-the-ears foam Walkman headphones loud enough that I could hear it from two seats away. I hadn't seen a 1990s reenactor in person until then. Not since the actual 1990s.
    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:20 AM (t+qrx)


    Heaven help us.

    Words can't express how much I hate Pearl Jam.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:25 AM (cY3LT)

    192 Trump needs to schedule rallies all around the country.

    Mock the Dems and media and demand apologies at every stop.

    EPIC.

    Posted by: HA at March 23, 2019 10:26 AM (MAstk)

    193 but i am not surprised if he is 10 moves ahead.
    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:25 AM (0rsWa)

    When they're still agonizing over nine moves ago, you only have to be one move ahead.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 10:26 AM (Ct55T)

    194 Howdy, Cannibal Bob. Who are you wearing this spring?
    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:08 AM (t+qrx)

    ---------
    From now until Memorial Day Caucasian is completely acceptable.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2019 10:27 AM (4knXT)

    195 JT - Well Jimmy was a sailor from the full rigged sailing days, probably knew Horatio Hornblower from English port of calls.
    Posted by: Skip

    Humorist Dave Barry once observed "Jimmy Carter was in the U.S. Navy, served on nuclear subs, where he was exposed to radiation and it made his teeth get real big."

    Posted by: JT at March 23, 2019 10:27 AM (gW+6p)

    196 I don't think anyone has gotten him to release his NCAA brackets.

    What is he hiding???

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:23 AM (cY3LT)



    Is Trump colluding with Big Tetherball to replace Basketball in the NCAA tournament?

    No. Oh God, Noooooooooooo!

    *cringes in corner*

    *shivers*

    *silently weeps*

    Posted by: naturalfake at March 23, 2019 10:27 AM (CRRq9)

    197 Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:20 AM (t+qrx)

    ------

    LOL. Sounds like an extra from the movie PCU.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2019 10:28 AM (5aX2M)

    198

    Greetings fapppers and fappees.

    We have a new baby Moronette? That's great news. Congrats, grampa webworker! They're so cute when they're little.

    Garson! Another round of cofveve for everyone. And pass out those bubble gum cigars, too.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 23, 2019 10:29 AM (HaL55)

    199 Heaven help us.

    Words can't express how much I hate Pearl Jam.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:25 AM (cY3LT)



    Blackberry Jam's okay though, right?

    Posted by: naturalfake at March 23, 2019 10:29 AM (CRRq9)

    200 Anybody, anybody at all who had a hand in this fraud and attempted treason and sedition against the American people, need to go to jail and/or be held financially responsible for the cost to the American people that this known fraud cost us.

    Posted by: naturalfake
    ________

    I'll settle for three lives, and none of them needs to be famous. I want one civil servant, preferably low- to mid-level, who abused his power for political purposes and thought himself untouchable -- I want that guy's life utterly, publicly ruined.

    And then I want this to befall another such person.

    And again.

    I want the rank-and-file people in the government to realize that their shenanigans will carry severe consequences. Only then will it stop.

    Posted by: FireHorse at March 23, 2019 10:29 AM (4Ud3/)

    201 I bet my old Airwalks and Vision Street Wear stuff would be worth a fortune today. Of course, it cost a fortune to me back then now that I think about it. Something about "if you're going to destroy the sides of your shoes then you buy them yourself."

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 10:29 AM (ApUNS)

    202 Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 10:00 AM (V2Yro)

    Thanks for the history lesson.

    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 10:30 AM (t6MX/)

    203 It's the wife's birthday today, I should probably do something.
    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 10:24 AM (Rz2Nc)

    -------

    Whatever you do, don't do what Beto would do. In fact, steer clear of avocado altogether. I can never look at it the same again, myself.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2019 10:31 AM (5aX2M)

    204 seeing an empty Foster's can in the hallway, and saying "it must be Aussies!"

    IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AUSSIES DON'T DRINK FOSTER'S!

    Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 23, 2019 10:31 AM (Wd55D)

    205 >>>
    Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 23, 2019 09:46 AM (aA3+G)

    122 What's next, no eructations? No recess?
    Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 23, 2019 09:45 AM (DMUuz)

    *buuuuurp*

    see ya on the playground, bro.
    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 09:46 AM (Ct55T)

    123 Bring it all down, Donald. Charity fraud, "non-profits", and book deals.
    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 09:47 AM (Ry8mf)

    124 Fortunately, they aren't smart.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 09:29 AM (/tuJf)

    As someone already said, neither are their voters.
    Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2019 09:33 AM (ykq7q)

    ------

    They're also insane. Consider their candidates:

    Hickenlooper took his mom to see hardcore porn, at the theater. Beto fed his wife shit and wants to run over kids. Biden can't help but grope the kiddies and expose himself to female SS agents. Gillibrand keeps covering up for the sex predators she likes hiring. Kamala sucked off a bunch of old dudes so she could get into politics. Cory Booker is a bug-eyed closeted gay who made up a fake friend and calls himself Spartacus. Bernie Sanders is an open Communist who writes fondly of his rape fantasies.

    These people all belong in a loony bin, and people who vote for them need a sippy cup so they don't mess themselves.
    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2019 09:47 AM (5aX2M)

    YD, this is an excellent summary... so I'm stealing it!!

    Posted by: Helena Handbakset at March 23, 2019 10:31 AM (0ReGO)

    206
    Twenty years ago I had four State Stores within a ten minute drive. Now there's only one. Maybe the younger generation prefers weed or something.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 10:31 AM (jYje5)

    207 Considering who/what ran the FBI for a good chunk of eternity, I'm surprised that they don't take notes with a pen that writes under whipped cream.

    Posted by: Burger Chef at March 23, 2019 10:32 AM (RuIsu)

    208 190
    Did Mueller ever look at the DNC server? Interview the D consulting
    firm that were the only ones who did? Or just accept that 17 federal
    agencies really really believed it was the Russians.



    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2019 10:25 AM (1UZdv)

    ---
    Well, we know from House testimony that the DoJ told the FBI to stand down on the Hillary email issue. That's obstruction of justice right there. Funny that this testimony from last summer was only released in the last few days.

    Another strange coincidence is the release of "recovered" Hillary emails that were *not* included in the ones she turned over, indicated that she destroyed evidence under subpoena.

    These emails could have come from her server, or maybe from the senders, who decided to cooperate. The Brits, for example, have their hands full right now. Anyone remember how Trump threatened to declassify everything last fall but then didn't and Kavanaugh took up all the news cycle?

    What do you want to bet that he told the Brits (and Aussies) that he'd hold off on the release if they provided him with their own archieved copies of emails coming from Hillary's server?

    That lets him keep their secrets while proving:

    1. Hillary lied to investigators about what she deleted
    2. Hillary had highly classified information in an insecure system and knew it (the leaked email says "let's keep using this email," proving intent)
    3. Hillary deliberately destroyed information under subpoena that was relevant to an investigation.

    Game, set and match.

    Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2019 10:32 AM (cfSRQ)

    209 Hey, who the hell poured all this punch into my turd bowl?!?!?!?!

    Posted by: Democrats at March 23, 2019 10:33 AM (Ct55T)

    210 Twenty years ago I had four State Stores within a
    ten minute drive. Now there's only one. Maybe the younger generation
    prefers weed or something.
    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 10:31 AM (jYje5)


    Are you meaning "state liquor stores" or were you living in Albania?

    Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2019 10:33 AM (mUa7G)

    211 YD, this is an excellent summary... so I'm stealing it!!
    Posted by: Helena Handbakset at March 23, 2019 10:31 AM (0ReGO)

    ------

    You're welcome to it. I live to serve.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2019 10:33 AM (5aX2M)

    212 It's the wife's birthday today, I should probably do something.

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 10:24 AM (Rz2Nc)



    Nah. Don't worry about it.

    Just tell her that the toilet's are dirty and need cleaning.

    Then go out to the Driving Range for a couple of hours.

    Women love that.

    That's enough of a Birthday Gift.

    Posted by: naturalfake at March 23, 2019 10:33 AM (CRRq9)

    213 Y'know it's a lot roomier than I thought it would be with the walls all closed in.

    Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 23, 2019 10:34 AM (jp0Bv)

    214 If you didn't see it last night this short clip from the Laura Ingraham show with Joe DiGenova and Peter Schweiser is worth 3 minutes of your time.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlXnaInPxDM

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 10:35 AM (/tuJf)

    215 Mueller and his cronies are laughing all of the way to the bank with our money.

    At least when I pay the Russians, I get results.

    Posted by: Fritz at March 23, 2019 10:35 AM (LuPts)

    216 WE TOLD YOU WALLS DON'T WORK!!!

    - New leftist octothorpe

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 10:35 AM (ApUNS)

    217 @208 Let us pray!

    It feels like a big Trump counter coming.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2019 10:36 AM (1UZdv)

    218

    In a normal country where the rule of law was important, Her Heinous would be squirming and screaming because she would know that her plan to destroy PDT had imploded. And she'd know she was about to be exposed.

    Unfortunately, we don't live in that country today.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 23, 2019 10:36 AM (HaL55)

    219
    Are you meaning "state liquor stores" or were you living in Albania?

    Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2019 10:33 AM


    Yes.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 10:37 AM (jYje5)

    220 Heaven help us.

    Words can't express how much I hate Pearl Jam.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:25 AM (cY3LT)


    Blackberry Jam's okay though, right?

    Posted by: naturalfake at March 23, 2019 10:29 AM (CRRq9)


    You're going to have to help me here. WAS there an actual band from the 90s by that name? Or are you just jamming on the word jam?

    Honestly, I'm thinking about this more than I should... do we REALLY need the 90s to come back? However, it would appear, with a little bit of looking, that the Dinsey corp has been bringing them back for years!

    All those new live action movies they're doing? They're all cartoons from the 90s! Beauty and the Beast, Lion King... and Aladdin is coming. So a quick look at the list, it would seem Pocahontas, Hunchback, Hercules, and Mulan are next.

    That's some top of the line 90s nostalgia there, no way Dinsey isn't going to milk this run for as long as they can.

    Me though, I won't be happy until the live action Emperor's New Groove comes. And I WANT David Spade and John Goodman to reprise their roles, live. Anything less would be a crime.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:37 AM (cY3LT)

    221 Words can't express how much I hate Pearl Jam.

    Posted by: BurtTC
    ________

    The upside to 90s music is that it enhanced my appreciation of 80s music. It took crappy bands like Nirvana and Soundgarden to make me appreciate Pet Shop Boys.

    Posted by: FireHorse at March 23, 2019 10:37 AM (4Ud3/)

    222 It feels like a big Trump counter coming.
    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2019 10:36 AM (1UZdv)

    It does feel like he's being a bit too quiet... not really taking the full out victory lap I expected...

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 10:37 AM (Ct55T)

    223 210 - Every Pennsylvania knows what you are taking about when you say 'State Store'.
    Corbett would have won if he and the Republicans could have deep 6ed that system.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 10:39 AM (BbGew)

    224 If you didn't see it last night this short clip from
    the Laura Ingraham show with Joe DiGenova and Peter Schweiser is worth 3
    minutes of your time.



    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlXnaInPxDM





    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 10:35 AM (/tuJf)


    ---

    The investigation proved that Trump was possibly the only politician in DC without ties to Russia.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 10:39 AM (ApUNS)

    225 Whatever you do, don't do what Beto would do. In fact, steer clear of avocado altogether. I can never look at it the same again, myself.
    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2019 10:31 AM (5aX2M)

    LOL

    *throws bowl of goat berries away*

    Taking her to dinner, what she orders is on her!

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 10:39 AM (Rz2Nc)

    226 Liquor stores are called "state stores" here. I don't even know where my closest one is, since moving back. Beer distributor hasn't changed, though. 35 years later, right on Main St., just on the edge of town.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 10:39 AM (Ibwur)

    227 Kamala sucked off a bunch of old dudes so she could get into politics.

    Kamala is going nowhere in the primaries. Her criminal-justice record is going to kill her in the black community and among civil-libertarians as well. Trump has a better record.

    Much of this clownshow is a race to be named the vice-president by whoever actually wins.

    It might end up Biden or Sanders on the "it's his teerrrrn" theory that led to that Mondale Presidency we all remember 1985-88.

    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 23, 2019 10:39 AM (ykYG2)

    228 Corbett would have won if he and the Republicans could have deep 6ed that system.
    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 10:39 AM (BbGew)

    Corbett promised he would and then didn't.

    Wolfe actually seems to have started to get some traction on the issue...

    go figure.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 10:40 AM (Ct55T)

    229 226 Liquor stores are called "state stores" here. I don't even know where my closest one is, since moving back. Beer distributor hasn't changed, though. 35 years later, right on Main St., just on the edge of town.
    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 10:39 AM (Ibwur)

    I don't know how the hell you communists put up with that shit.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 10:40 AM (V2Yro)

    230 seeing an empty Foster's can in the hallway, and saying "it must be Aussies!"

    IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE AUSSIES DON'T DRINK FOSTER'S!
    Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 23, 2019 10:31 AM (Wd55D)


    Really? I did not know this, thanks Ben Rapingburger.

    Next thing you'll tell me is they don't go to Outback Steakhouse either.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:40 AM (cY3LT)

    231 Next time you see an oilcan of Foster's in the store, take a god look at it. It's says "Product of Canada."

    Posted by: FireHorse at March 23, 2019 10:40 AM (4Ud3/)

    232 My fondest dream is that Hillary will wind up running away and living the rest of her life in Morocco where there is no extradition, and wake up every morning in a villa that overlooks Ceuta and has a distant view of Spain, so she can drink herself to death looking at somewhere she would never dare return to.

    Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2019 10:40 AM (mUa7G)

    233 From now until Memorial Day Caucasian is completely acceptable.

    Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 23, 2019 10:27 AM (4knXT)

    lol.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:40 AM (0rsWa)

    234 Although I expect Biden's brain to stroke him out again and leave him a drooling mess before Nov 2020.

    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 23, 2019 10:41 AM (ykYG2)

    235 Mueller and 16 Democrat cronies made 6 figure salaries for two years in this scam.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 10:41 AM (BbGew)

    236 Muldoon

    Excellent!

    Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 23, 2019 10:41 AM (u82oZ)

    237 >>The investigation proved that Trump was possibly the only politician in DC without ties to Russia.

    Almost like Mueller proved Trump innocent.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 10:41 AM (/tuJf)

    238 Do you recall when Mr. and Ms. Caucescu were taken out and shot by soldiers? In 1991.
    The place of the shooting is now a huge tourist attraction.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKyyYbMx6YM

    Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 23, 2019 10:41 AM (w7KSn)

    239 Words can't express how much I hate Pearl Jam.

    Posted by: BurtTC
    ________

    The upside to 90s music is that it enhanced my appreciation of 80s music. It took crappy bands like Nirvana and Soundgarden to make me appreciate Pet Shop Boys.
    Posted by: FireHorse at March 23, 2019 10:37 AM (4Ud3/)


    Gary Numan, FTW!

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:41 AM (cY3LT)

    240 Are you meaning "state liquor stores" or were you living in Albania?

    Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2019 10:33 AM

    Yes.


    Hmm. 'Penns-albania'. Better than 'Penns-elbonia', I guess.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 10:41 AM (Wd55D)

    241 Almost like Mueller proved Trump innocent.

    Nobody can be proven innocent! As we say, 'Guilty until proven innocent'. So, still guilty!

    Posted by: The Left at March 23, 2019 10:43 AM (Wd55D)

    242
    The unfunded liabilities for the Pennsylvania State Store employees pensions are probably the issue as to why (R)'s always run on abolishing the system and never do. Whenever I hear somebody talk about private enterprise takeover I know it will never happen.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 10:43 AM (jYje5)

    243 Aladdin's best bet is for it to go full sharia. Not just "Allah" comments but a complete CAIR recruitment video. It'll die here in the US but enough Emiratis will watch it.

    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 23, 2019 10:43 AM (ykYG2)

    244 Did any of the jerkoff late night "comics" weigh in on the Mueller Report last night. If they didn't, it would be the first time in two years......

    Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2019 10:43 AM (NFEMn)

    245 Speaking of raping burgers, am I the only one who thinks it's weird the sporting world hasn't been hit harder by the #metoo movement?

    Are these guys REALLY not sexually assaulting the gals? And boys?

    Really?

    Really??

    Maybe they just go after a higher class of chicks than politicians, Hollowwood celebs, and... eh, team owners. Gals who, when you grope them and molest them, they stay quiet and bought afterwards.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:43 AM (cY3LT)

    246 That lets him keep their secrets while proving:

    1. Hillary lied to investigators about what she deleted
    2. Hillary had highly classified information in an insecure system and knew it (the leaked email says "let's keep using this email," proving intent)
    3. Hillary deliberately destroyed information under subpoena that was relevant to an investigation.

    Game, set and match.
    Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2019 10:32 AM (cfSRQ)

    Weren't they all given immunity? Is there a way around that?

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 10:44 AM (Rz2Nc)

    247 Maybe they just go after a higher class of chicks than politicians, Hollowwood celebs, and... eh, team owners. Gals who, when you grope them and molest them, they stay quiet and bought afterwards.
    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:43 AM (cY3LT)

    High end escorts.

    Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 10:45 AM (tRLIC)

    248 Do you recall when Mr. and Ms. Caucescu were taken out and shot by soldiers? In 1991.

    -------

    Pepperidge Farms remembers. Sadly, the video has been scrubbed from the Internet. When I was a kid, I'd watch it when I was feeling down.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2019 10:45 AM (5aX2M)

    249 In a normal country where the rule of law was
    important, Her Heinous would be squirming and screaming because she
    would know that her plan to destroy PDT had imploded. And she'd know she
    was about to be exposed.

    Unfortunately, we don't live in that country today.


    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 23, 2019 10:36 AM (HaL55)

    ---
    Well, the game ain't over yet.

    Again, ask yourself: "Why now?" The GOPs could have dumped these documents at any point in the last six months. Why not before the mid-terms? Why were they held back?

    Oh, and remember that Hillary knows almost as much as Trump. The Clintons have made this "Shaazam! I had no idea that happened! I just read about it in the papers" schtick famous. She knows what she did, but she doesn't know what *he* knows, nor does she know what he can *prove*.

    We're now seeing a steady drip drip drip that he can prove a lot.

    That's crucial, by the way. This has to be a clean kill. Trump knows that. I think his end state (which will disappoint some) is that she will plead guilty, surrender her law license, pay massive fines and avoid jail - OR will get jail but then he will give her clemency.

    Obama will get a pardon - right before the election.

    That puts both of them in Trump's debt, makes him look like a statesman and healer and consolidates his victory. Obama will NEVER be free of the stain of that pardon.

    Perfect Trumpian revenge.


    Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2019 10:45 AM (cfSRQ)

    250 My theory:

    The DNC won't actually have a primary election.

    Instead they will just flat out name one of their nuttier members as the nominee, specifically one of the ones who are too young to be the nominee.

    They're gonna go hell for leather, attempting to completely break the whole electoral system and daring anyone to stop them.

    Also:

    Why bother running an actual candidacy against Trump, who will trounce anyone in 2020, when you can achieve your seditious barbaric goals *without* an electoral victory? Heck, "losing" will help them. Give the rubes a new sense of urgency. Finish the project of whipping half the country into a lunatic frenzy, ready to start throwing rocks in the street and setting cars on fire. Antifa is just a boutique fad. They want Joe Sixpack out there on the barricades, too.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 10:45 AM (Ct55T)

    251 Aladdin's best bet is for it to go full sharia. Not just "Allah" comments but a complete CAIR recruitment video. It'll die here in the US but enough Emiratis will watch it.
    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 23, 2019 10:43 AM (ykYG2)


    I'm really not paying any attention, other than knowing they got Will Smith to play the genie. What I'm guessing is, they're going to do the best they can to de-link this whole world from the Arab world.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:46 AM (cY3LT)

    252
    The upside to 90s music is that it enhanced my appreciation of 80s music. It took crappy bands like Nirvana and Soundgarden to make me appreciate Pet Shop Boys.
    Posted by: FireHorse at March 23, 2019 10:37 AM (4Ud3/)

    I think Nirvana was over-rated, but Soundgarden--particularly it's singer Chris Cornel--l put out some good stuff. I also liked Screaming Trees, Alice in Chains and a "handful" of Pearl Jam songs.

    But overall, '90's music really sucked.

    Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2019 10:46 AM (NFEMn)

    253 @218 -

    Patience my brother drummer.
    I've been wrong a few times, or more, in my 29 some odd years but I do believe "The Plan" is coming together.

    It's what our president's was about from the beginning and he has had some of the best stratigests in the world on his side.

    See the speech that will get Trump elected if you haven't already.

    Now, I must get something to eat.

    Posted by: teej at March 23, 2019 10:47 AM (NUb9I)

    254 We're going to break the 50 degree mark today! It's been 5 months since it's been that warm. But I'll take it. Still a foot of snow on the ground but this will help. AMF winter!

    Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2019 10:47 AM (L3YlV)

    255 You're going to have to help me here. WAS there an actual band from the 90s by that name? Or are you just jamming on the word jam?

    Don't know of any other bands with the word Jam as part of their name.

    However-

    In the early 2000s, there was-

    Lemonjelly Ky

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9pd_Al9mxw

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuX4FaEt9YE

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioudby-xooc


    Chill out, baby!

    You're welcome.

    Posted by: naturalfake at March 23, 2019 10:47 AM (CRRq9)

    256 Video was not scrubbed.
    I just posted it.

    Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 23, 2019 10:47 AM (w7KSn)

    257 244 Did any of the jerkoff late night "comics" weigh in on the Mueller Report last night. If they didn't, it would be the first time in two years......
    .....

    Nah, they'll let SNL handle that tonight.

    ///

    Posted by: HA at March 23, 2019 10:48 AM (MAstk)

    258 That puts both of them in Trump's debt, makes him look like a statesman and healer and consolidates his victory. Obama will NEVER be free of the stain of that pardon.

    And that, folks, is today's Art Thread. A beautiful work.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 10:48 AM (cfSLd)

    259 250 My theory:
    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 10:45 AM Ct55T)

    I completely agree.

    2020 will be an intentional electoral trainwreck.

    Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 23, 2019 10:48 AM (H8QX8)

    260 The DNC won't actually have a primary election.

    Instead they will just flat out name one of their nuttier members as the nominee, specifically one of the ones who are too young to be the nominee.

    They're gonna go hell for leather, attempting to completely break the whole electoral system and daring anyone to stop them.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------

    I think you're right, but if they do this, they'll lose almost every vote from what's left of independents, moderates, fence-sitters, old-timey Democrats and all but the most deranged NeverTrumpers., which would mean Trump will win.

    Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2019 10:48 AM (NFEMn)

    261 Hickenlooper took his mom to see hardcore porn, at the theater. Beto fed his wife shit and wants to run over kids. Biden can't help but grope the kiddies and expose himself to female SS agents. Gillibrand keeps covering up for the sex predators she likes hiring. Kamala sucked off a bunch of old dudes so she could get into politics. Cory Booker is a bug-eyed closeted gay who made up a fake friend and calls himself Spartacus. Bernie Sanders is an open Communist who writes fondly of his rape fantasies. These people all belong in a loony bin, and people who vote for them need a sippy cup so they don't mess themselves. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
    -------
    Nice and concise!!!

    Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 10:49 AM (UUBmN)

    262 Weren't they all given immunity? Is there a way around that?

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 10:44 AM (Rz2Nc)

    ---
    Immunity can be set aside if you aren't truthful.

    I'm no lawyer, but I bet you can also set it aside if it was improperly given out. Since it is now known that FBI was engaged in a coverup instead of an investigation, the old arrangements can be completely discarded - particularly if the principles turn state's evidence, which we know some of them have.

    Hillary's having an extra shot this morning and Bill's already on his second line.

    Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2019 10:49 AM (cfSRQ)

    263 My fondest dream is that Hillary will wind up running away and living the rest of her life in Morocco where there is no extradition, and wake up every morning in a villa that overlooks Ceuta and has a distant view of Spain, so she can drink herself to death looking at somewhere she would never dare return to.

    Posted by: Kindltot
    ________

    That's a nice dream.

    Here's mine:

    As Hillary Clinton continues to re-invent herself in the hopes of one day becoming President of the United States, she becomes a Methodist minister. She also continues to write books that no one reads, collecting $10 million in advance for each as tokens from Establishment publishers holding out hope. She also enjoys de facto legal immunity for all of her misdeeds.

    One of her precious grandchildren approaches her one day. The former secretary of state has become a great-grandmother. Hillary's conservative grandchild named the baby after after Calvin Coolidge and is asking Grandma to perform the christening. . . .

    Posted by: FireHorse at March 23, 2019 10:50 AM (4Ud3/)

    264 Another thing about PDT and his tenacity and mind set in taking all this bullshit and almost thriving on it. He comes from Queens and wass/is distained by the Manhattan elites his whole career. It made it worse that once he took over premier NY real estate they HAD to have his properties if they wanted to stay in the elite and so he laughed and took their money. Probably rubbed it in too. He's been through this shit before, from roadblocks to lawsuits so is best equipped to handle it now IMHO, but what the fuck do i know.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 10:50 AM (0rsWa)

    265 I think you're right, but if they do this, they'll lose almost every vote from what's left of independents, moderates, fence-sitters, old-timey Democrats and all but the most deranged NeverTrumpers., which would mean Trump will win.
    Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2019 10:48 AM (NFEMn)

    Yup. Exactly.

    Trump will win the battle, but they (so they think) will gain a strategic advantage in the war.

    Who gives a rodent's p'toot about winning an election when you're gearing up for a full out insurrection?

    They won't need voters anymore, they'll need angry, desperate, deranged foot soldiers.

    I know it sounds bombastic, but this shit has happened before all over the world.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 10:51 AM (Ct55T)

    266 Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 23, 2019 10:47 AM (w7KSn

    Whoa. There were years when I couldn't find it... I can't believe Google of all people would permit video of Communist heros being liquidated.

    Thanks!

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2019 10:52 AM (5aX2M)

    267 I'm really not paying any attention, other than knowing they got Will Smith to play the genie.

    So they're playing it super safe. This is where the SJWs will whinge about Orientalism and Cultural Appropriation and Whitewashing and whatever else, and the Middle East will skip it.

    *I* would watch Aladdin with a coked-up Eddie Murphy as the genie.

    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 23, 2019 10:52 AM (ykYG2)

    268 Trump is either huddling with his lawyers and war-time consiglieries ---or having fun with Melania-- because one place he ain't is Twitter.
    Highly unusual for a Saturday morning.

    Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2019 10:52 AM (NFEMn)

    269 Ok, back from my walk. I did 3 miles and some lunges at the end. I'm walking at about 3.5/hour pace...not bad for a 29 year old with really short legs and a heart condition. Since I walked so early today, I may take a shorter one later this evening if it isn't raining.

    Posted by: lin-duh at March 23, 2019 10:53 AM (UUBmN)

    270 Maybe they just go after a higher class of chicks than politicians, Hollowwood celebs, and... eh, team owners. Gals who, when you grope them and molest them, they stay quiet and bought afterwards.
    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:43 AM (cY3LT)

    High end escorts.
    Posted by: literally serious at March 23, 2019 10:45 AM (tRLIC)


    Sure sure sure, but there's been nothing major to pop out of the sporting world (than I'm aware of) since Kobe was accused, and that was 20 or so years ago.

    Where are the thug third string cornerbacks, accused of rape? Where is the ex-star going to prison for groping cheerleaders at the junior college where he's now coaching? Where are the drunken bar videos of this guy and/or that guy grabbing behinds?

    I haven't seen them. Either they don't exist or the sports world is really really good at hiding them.

    Incidentally, I was watching the '99 World Series recently (as people do), and one of the standouts of that series was Chad Curtis. Most people forget Chad. Chad was not a star, but he hit some home runs in that series. Chad looks like... a Chad.

    So fast forward, many people know this already, Chad was arrested and convicted a few years back, of groping some high school girls, where he was volunteering as a strength coach.

    I'm not convinced he did anything. I'm not convinced these girls weren't straight up lying about it.

    But he's sitting in prison right now.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:53 AM (cY3LT)

    271 254
    We're going to break the 50 degree mark today! It's been 5 months since it's been that warm. But I'll take it. Still a foot of snow on the ground but this will help. AMF winter!

    Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2019 10:47 AM (L3YlV)

    ---
    Pizza guy last night was wearing shorts and a t-shirt, despite it being in the 40s. Felt a lot warmer, though.

    Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2019 10:53 AM (cfSRQ)

    272 Mueller investigation stuff crud from start. Mueller milked it for much more than it was worth ... but once Rosenstein finally got pushed out, jig was up. Main thing about the wrap up is that now there is no reason for anymore delays into investigating FBI malfeasance (and declassification of FBI malfeasance). FBI IG report on Carter Page FISA abuse was never going to come out until Mueller wrapped. Trump couldn't be too aggressive with declassification because always a chance it would have been spun up into "obstruction." I doubt Comey, McCabe, Strozk, and Page will ever be charged with a crime for this stuff, BUT it was never going to happen during an active Mueller investigation that they themselves started. Deep State has enough clout to require it be fully confirmed they actually missed the king before facing full retribution.

    Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 23, 2019 10:53 AM (dYe5S)

    273 So Maddcow was on vacation Trout fishing and went to some studio for the Mueller report. Apparently she was visibly upset. I hope her tears don't salt the trout stream. LOL. I love it.

    Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2019 10:53 AM (L3YlV)

    274 that Hillary will ... wake up every morning in a villa that overlooks Ceuta and has a distant view of Spain, so she can drink herself to death looking at somewhere she would never dare return to.

    The Whore's Last Sigh?

    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 23, 2019 10:53 AM (ykYG2)

    275 All those new live action movies they're doing? They're all cartoons from the 90s! Beauty and the Beast, Lion King... and Aladdin is coming. So a quick look at the list, it would seem Pocahontas, Hunchback, Hercules, and Mulan are next. "

    Well Charles Laughton already did Quasimodo better than anyone else ever can, so I hope they stay away from that one. And I just can not sit through the Liz Warren life story, thank you very much. Not to mention that you can find 2 dozen Hercules movies on Rifftrax.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 10:54 AM (V2Yro)

    276 90's was third wave Skaa and the first tendrils of the new swing movement. Just saying it was not all bad.

    Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2019 10:54 AM (mUa7G)

    277 Posted by: FireHorse at March 23, 2019 10:50 AM (4Ud3/)

    heheh.

    Well, Ol' Chubble just took a big step towards getting redpilled this week, so here's hoping it doesn't even take that many generations....

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 10:54 AM (Ct55T)

    278 All those new live action movies they're doing? They're all cartoons from the 90s! Beauty and the Beast, Lion King... and Aladdin is coming. So a quick look at the list, it would seem Pocahontas, Hunchback, Hercules, and Mulan are next.

    Eh, the 90s were a high water mark for Disney, money wise if nothing else.

    They just couldn't fail. Even adults without kiddos were going to these movies. They were just entertaining flicks.

    So, sure they're going to remake them cuz-

    2D animation looks like "old time movies" to the young folk.

    Around Pocahontas, Hunchback, and Mulan, Disney caught the PC disease, and their viewership fell off.

    But, preachy is in now culturally. So, they might succeed with that.

    Posted by: naturalfake at March 23, 2019 10:54 AM (CRRq9)

    279 223 210 - Every Pennsylvania knows what you are taking about when you say 'State Store'.
    Corbett would have won if he and the Republicans could have deep 6ed that system.
    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 10:39 AM (BbGew)


    That was example #556,301 of how the GOPe is useless.

    Defund NPR? Nope. Privatize the state liquor stores? Nope. These are simple things with broad popular support, and the GOPe can't or won't do it when they are in power.

    Any time a Republican says he wants smaller government, he is flat-out lying. That's the only way I can interpret it.

    Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2019 10:54 AM (sdi6R)

    280 We're going to break the 50 degree mark today! It's been 5 months since it's been that warm. But I'll take it. Still a foot of snow on the ground but this will help. AMF winter!

    Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2019 10:47 AM (L3YlV)

    ---
    Pizza guy last night was wearing shorts and a t-shirt, despite it being in the 40s. Felt a lot warmer, though.
    Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2019 10:53 AM

    Funny how warm that feels. It's reverse in the fall of course, but today there will be people riding in convertibles with the top down.

    Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2019 10:54 AM (L3YlV)

    281 The Whore's Last Sigh?
    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 23, 2019 10:53 AM (ykYG2)


    Hillz? Nope, daily 16 hour of screaming, drunken rages with her handlers having to pay off the injured house staff and replace furniture.

    Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2019 10:56 AM (mUa7G)

    282 Ugh. Maddow, et al.

    They are emotionally invested in the idea of their own President being an enemy agent. And against copious evidence he is not, they remain invested in the fantasy.

    These people are literally insane.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 10:56 AM (Ct55T)

    283 So, sure they're going to remake them cuz-


    ---

    They own all the rights and there won't need to be a single penny spent on a new idea.

    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 10:57 AM (ApUNS)

    284 You're going to have to help me here. WAS there an actual band from the 90s by that name? Or are you just jamming on the word jam?
    ----------------------------------------
    Don't know of any other bands with the word Jam as part of their name.

    However-

    In the early 2000s, there was-

    Lemonjelly Ky

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9pd_Al9mxw

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuX4FaEt9YE

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioudby-xooc


    Chill out, baby!

    You're welcome.

    Posted by: naturalfake at March 23, 2019 10:47 AM (CRRq9)


    Auditory equivalent of celery smeared with tofu.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:57 AM (cY3LT)

    285 90's was third wave Skaa and the first tendrils of the new swing movement. Just saying it was not all bad.
    Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2019 10:54 AM (mUa7G)

    Agree.

    Posted by: hogmartin at March 23, 2019 10:57 AM (jco2N)

    286 Pepperidge Farms remembers. Sadly, the video has been scrubbed from the Internet. When I was a kid, I'd watch it when I was feeling down.
    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2019 10:45 AM (5aX2M)

    Yeah the video in that link is a fake (or at best, a "dramatization". First, both of them were loosely tied to poles, absent in that video - also, they put the camera on the "bodies" close enough for the viewer to see that there are no bullet holes, no blood - come on, they were executed by machine gun. You don't just drop on the ground and look tired after that happens.

    Posted by: Tom Servo at March 23, 2019 10:57 AM (V2Yro)

    287 Mulan was actually okay. I saw it again a couple years back. Not Disney's best but okay. Mulan wasn't a superpowered Mary Sue, and she liked to look at hot dudes. Feminist without being SJW.

    The House Of Mouse would totally fuck up Mulan if they redid it now.

    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 23, 2019 10:57 AM (ykYG2)

    288 Nah. Don't worry about it.

    Just tell her that the toilet's are dirty and need cleaning.

    Then go out to the Driving Range for a couple of hours.

    Women love that.

    That's enough of a Birthday Gift.
    Posted by: naturalfake at March 23, 2019 10:33 AM (CRRq9)

    That doesn't sound right. I think I'll stick with taking her to dinner. Although, I started running water to do the dishes and she took over. Hmmm, nope, not worth the risk.

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 10:57 AM (Rz2Nc)

    289 Kids who saw the 90s Disney toons are now adults with kids. The Mouse House knows how to squeeze a dollar and make it squeal.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2019 10:58 AM (1UZdv)

    290 My theory: The DNC won't actually have a primary election.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko
    ________

    So, 2020 will be same as 2016 then.

    Posted by: FireHorse at March 23, 2019 10:58 AM (4Ud3/)

    291 Ugh. Maddow, et al.

    They are emotionally invested in the idea of their own President being an enemy agent. And against copious evidence he is not, they remain invested in the fantasy.

    These people are literally insane.
    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 10:56 AM

    The feckless shitweasel Maher said, I don't need the Mueller report to know the POTUS is a traitor. LOL. Eff u

    Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2019 10:58 AM (L3YlV)

    292 Actually, looks like that link I posted is a dramatization.

    Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 23, 2019 10:59 AM (w7KSn)

    293 So, 2020 will be same as 2016 then.
    Posted by: FireHorse at March 23, 2019 10:58 AM (4Ud3/)

    *snort*

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 10:59 AM (Ct55T)

    294 lin-duh - Keep at it whenever you can, and try just a little more when up to it. The more you do, the more you can do.

    Posted by: Skip at March 23, 2019 10:59 AM (BbGew)

    295
    Yeah, lost three State Stores in my area but gained one pot dispensary. I don't drive past that area very much any more so I don't know how they're doing.

    Posted by: Newest Nic at March 23, 2019 10:59 AM (jYje5)

    296 Robert Kraft spa tapes may be released to public...

    -
    Uhhhh, no thanks.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 23, 2019 11:00 AM (+y/Ru)

    297 because one place he ain't is Twitter.
    Highly unusual for a Saturday morning.


    This is where the interrogator says nothing and the suspect panics and can't stop talking.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 11:00 AM (xSo9G)

    298 My first clue was when they got up off the ground after being shot...
    (slaps forehead...)

    Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 23, 2019 11:00 AM (w7KSn)

    299 Thanks!
    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2019

    -----

    That's a reenactment, with some splices of original footage.

    The real deal, AFAIK, is still memory holed. It's about 45mins uncut IIRC.

    A Christmas Miracle, Dacian Style

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2019 11:00 AM (5aX2M)

    300 Ugh. Maddow, et al.

    They are emotionally invested in the idea of their own President being an enemy agent. And against copious evidence he is not, they remain invested in the fantasy.

    These people are literally insane.
    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 10:56 AM (Ct55T)

    Yes, but it's also $$$$$

    Few remember, but Maddow's (and Colbert's, for that matter) ratings were in the tank right before the election. Then, after Trump won, her show became the go-to place for group therapy WHILE they waited for Trump to get impeached in real time.
    They HAVE to keep this up--otherwise they risk losing their audience who may eventually come to the conclusion that THEY were used....

    Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2019 11:00 AM (NFEMn)

    301 Actually, looks like that link I posted is a dramatization.

    Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at March 23, 2019 10:59 AM (w7KSn)

    I thought it was a little strange when they got up and brushed themselves off.

    Posted by: BignJames at March 23, 2019 11:00 AM (ykq7q)

    302 "The feckless shitweasel Maher said, I don't need the Mueller report to know the POTUS is a traitor"

    It's faith based. No evidence necessary.

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2019 11:00 AM (1UZdv)

    303 So, sure they're going to remake them cuz-

    ---

    They own all the rights and there won't need to be a single penny spent on a new idea.
    Posted by: Moron Robbie - The Mexicans are already cutting the barbed wire and reselling it in Mexico at March 23, 2019 10:57 AM (ApUNS)


    They gotta make money somehow. Star Whores has been a major disaster, and the Marvgal Cinematic Unisexverse is about to crash and burn.

    Here, lemme write the last Avengers flick for ya: Captain Flatass is the mightiest being in the universe, so she defeats Thanos without breaking a smirk.

    The end.

    There, now you don't need to go see it.

    Oh sorry... spoiler alert.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 11:01 AM (cY3LT)

    304
    The feckless shitweasel Maher said, I don't need the Mueller report to know the POTUS is a traitor. LOL. Eff u

    Posted by: Minnfidel at March 23, 2019 10:58 AM (L3YlV)

    ---
    Maher's got bigger problems than being wrong: he libeled a bunch of kids.

    That's another reason to stock up on popcorn.

    Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2019 11:01 AM (cfSRQ)

    305 My theory: The DNC won't actually have a primary election.

    I remember in 2003-4 I was urging the Democrats to bring back the Smoke Filled Room so to choose somebody not named "John Kerry". What a horrible phoney he was and is.

    Some Dems are trying to get him to run again which, ugh.

    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 23, 2019 11:01 AM (ykYG2)

    306

    Perfect Trumpian revenge.

    In addition, we have a whole pile of Democrats who went on record to accuse PDT of treason.

    Each and every one of those imbeciles should be impeached immediately. Every single one.

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 23, 2019 11:01 AM (HaL55)

    307 Oh sorry... spoiler alert.
    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 11:01 AM (cY3LT)

    it was already rotten before you even started talking, so no worries.

    Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 23, 2019 11:02 AM (Ct55T)

    308 Our greatest fear is backlash against the news media.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 23, 2019 11:02 AM (+y/Ru)

    309 Robert Kraft spa tapes may be released to public...

    -
    Uhhhh, no thanks.
    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 23, 2019 11:00 AM (+y/Ru)


    Yeah, lemon party doesn't get better, just because it has some Vietnamese chicks in it.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 11:02 AM (cY3LT)

    310 because one place he ain't is Twitter.
    Highly unusual for a Saturday morning.

    This is where the interrogator says nothing and the suspect panics and can't stop talking.
    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 11:00 AM (xSo9G)

    Exactly.....but I was looking forward to see the responses from Trump's tweet's. Would they still show memes of Mueller looking stern and pictures of Trump with Putin or in a photoshopped jail cell?

    Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2019 11:02 AM (NFEMn)

    311 Auditory equivalent of celery smeared with tofu.
    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:57 AM (cY3LT)



    Too spicy.

    Celery smeared with crushed celery.

    Posted by: naturalfake at March 23, 2019 11:03 AM (CRRq9)

    312 >>Our greatest fear is backlash against the news media.

    heh

    If I was on the left I would be very afraid of Trump's silence right now and might just dial back the calls to see everything Mueller was doing.

    Posted by: JackStraw at March 23, 2019 11:03 AM (/tuJf)

    313 As much as I'd like to think there will be justice for the Clinton crime cartel, nothing will change the fact that they, and now their spawn, have had all the best this country can offer. So, if things get a bit crappy at the end, so what. Gets crappy for most all of us as the finish line draws near. Still, I have to believe that the Beast spends most of her waking hours thinking of just how close she got, and G_d willing, will never grasp the brass ring.

    Posted by: Old Dude at March 23, 2019 11:04 AM (LGXGf)

    314 Immunity can be set aside if you aren't truthful.

    I'm no lawyer, but I bet you can also set it aside if it was improperly given out. Since it is now known that FBI was engaged in a coverup instead of an investigation, the old arrangements can be completely discarded - particularly if the principles turn state's evidence, which we know some of them have.

    Hillary's having an extra shot this morning and Bill's already on his second line.
    Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2019 10:49 AM (cfSRQ)

    Good, I hope they all feel some real pain.

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 11:04 AM (Rz2Nc)

    315 Robert Kraft spa tapes may be released to public...

    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    No Kraft's Cream Cheese, Please.....

    Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2019 11:04 AM (NFEMn)

    316 Also interesting in original Ceausescu video: Elena was much manlier about it than Nicolae.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2019 11:05 AM (5aX2M)

    317 305
    I remember in 2003-4 I was urging the Democrats to bring back the Smoke Filled Room so to choose somebody not named "John Kerry".
    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 23, 2019 11:01 AM (ykYG2)


    Of course, today it would be a Pot Smoke Filled Room.


    Come to think of it, that would explain their current crop of candidates.

    Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2019 11:05 AM (sdi6R)

    318 For what reason would they release those tapes?Because he is friendly with Trump?(question asked and answered)

    Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2019 11:06 AM (BXMxN)

    319 >> 130
    >> You want to mess with bluebell's pony tail and
    >> get sporked? Go for it Bub
    Ooooh... I like pony tails. I 'd better do some work before I get myself sporked.

    Posted by: 40 miles north at March 23, 2019 11:06 AM (o2vOl)

    320 316 I believe she was hated even more than he was...

    Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2019 11:06 AM (BXMxN)

    321 So, if things get a bit crappy at the end, so what.

    But that's Justice. It's also Legacy.

    Posted by: t-bird at March 23, 2019 11:07 AM (cfSLd)

    322 Yes, but it's also $$$$$

    Few remember, but Maddow's (and Colbert's, for that matter) ratings were in the tank right before the election. Then, after Trump won, her show became the go-to place for group therapy WHILE they waited for Trump to get impeached in real time.

    They HAVE to keep this up--otherwise they risk losing their audience who may eventually come to the conclusion that THEY were used....

    Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2019 11:00 AM (NFEMn)

    Trump even made them great again! He just cant stop himself! They hitched themselves to the Trump machine!

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 11:07 AM (0rsWa)

    323 Streisand says Michael Jackson accusers were 'thrilled to be there' and his 'sexual needs were his sexual needs'...

    -
    Ted Bundy's sexual needs were his sexual needs. Let's not get all better than thou.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 23, 2019 11:07 AM (+y/Ru)

    324 They just KNOW Trump is a traitor,he HAS to be.He beat Hillary!

    Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2019 11:08 AM (BXMxN)

    325 heh. I sure hope that LaBron worked hard on his NCAA brackets this year.

    Working out of a barbershop is also a respectable profession.

    Posted by: Fritz at March 23, 2019 11:08 AM (LuPts)

    326 Mulan was actually okay. I saw it again a couple years back. Not Disney's best but okay. Mulan wasn't a superpowered Mary Sue, and she liked to look at hot dudes. Feminist without being SJW.

    The House Of Mouse would totally fuck up Mulan if they redid it now.
    Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 23, 2019 10:57 AM (ykYG2)


    Yes. It was preceded by Pocahontas and Hunchback, which are both horribly bad movies. Not just "culturally appropriatingly" bad, but abysmally terrible storytelling.

    Mulan has a construct to it. Girl sets out, not to prove she's better than men, but to protect her father from having to go to war, as the family representative, when he's way too old for it. Essentially, she's sacrificing her life for his. A noble cause.

    She stumbles her way to success, not because she's BETTER than men, but because she's courageous, and relies HEAVILY on the help of her male friends.

    The story has a linear arc that is satisfying, and in its world, not so terribly unbelievable.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 11:08 AM (cY3LT)

    327 "Robert Kraft spa tapes may be released to public... "

    It will be in the rotation on the Jets' Jumbotron.

    Best joke was Kraft saying "how was I going to jerk myself off with six Super Bowl rings!"

    Posted by: Ignoramus at March 23, 2019 11:09 AM (1UZdv)

    328 New record deficit !!!
    MAGA !!!!!

    Posted by: Kurt at March 23, 2019 11:09 AM (e57Q1)

    329 320 Yeah, by the end he was pretty infirm, and she was mostly running things. And she'd always been a bit of a Lady Macbeth. And in spite of being Romania's chief scientist, an illiterate.

    Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 23, 2019 11:10 AM (5aX2M)

    330 Retard is here.

    Posted by: steevy at March 23, 2019 11:10 AM (BXMxN)

    331


    Streisand says Michael Jackson accusers were 'thrilled to be there' and his 'sexual needs were his sexual needs'...


    Self-control: How does that work?

    The world may never know...

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 23, 2019 11:10 AM (HaL55)

    332 Excellent! A troll! You guys were getting boring. No offense.

    Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 23, 2019 11:11 AM (0rsWa)

    333 Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't the deficit have more to do with Congress than the President?

    Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2019 11:11 AM (sdi6R)

    334 313
    As much as I'd like to think there will be justice for the Clinton crime
    cartel, nothing will change the fact that they, and now their spawn,
    have had all the best this country can offer. So, if things get a bit
    crappy at the end, so what. Gets crappy for most all of us as the finish
    line draws near. Still, I have to believe that the Beast spends most of
    her waking hours thinking of just how close she got, and G_d willing,
    will never grasp the brass ring.


    Posted by: Old Dude at March 23, 2019 11:04 AM (LGXGf)

    ---
    Again, the game isn't over yet.

    Let us say they all avoid jail but are tainted by a Trump pardon. No jail, no consequences, right?

    No. They will howl in rage because they will be damned for all time.

    That's why I think Trump won't actually "lock her up," but make a grand show of generosity and clemency by forgiving them their sins.

    Maddow might kill herself on the air in despair.

    Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2019 11:11 AM (cfSRQ)

    335 Lin Wood suggests Maher lawsuit coming soon.

    Posted by: HA at March 23, 2019 11:14 AM (MAstk)

    336 Weren't they all given immunity? Is there a way around that?
    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 10:44 AM (Rz2Nc)

    Prosecute the people, including Comey, involved in the corruption and conspiracy to obstruct justice. Make it too expensive for people to be bought.

    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 11:15 AM (t6MX/)

    337 Streisand says Michael Jackson accusers were 'thrilled to be there' and his 'sexual needs were his sexual needs'...
    ---------------------------------------------------------------------

    Well, the album was called "Thriller."

    Posted by: JoeF. at March 23, 2019 11:15 AM (NFEMn)

    338 Mulan has a construct to it. Girl sets out, not to
    prove she's better than men, but to protect her father from having to go
    to war, as the family representative, when he's way too old for it.
    Essentially, she's sacrificing her life for his. A noble cause.



    She stumbles her way to success, not because she's BETTER than men,
    but because she's courageous, and relies HEAVILY on the help of her male
    friends.



    The story has a linear arc that is satisfying, and in its world, not so terribly unbelievable.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 11:08 AM (cY3LT)

    ---
    Fully agree. Mulan shows her weakness and doubt and ultimately wants to get with the beefcake captain.

    She does have smarts, agility and pluck, plus two goofy sidekicks to help her on her journey, plus a bunch of guys who adore her.

    Totally different from the usual Mary Sue crap. Live action will make her Mary Sue, though.


    Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2019 11:15 AM (cfSRQ)

    339 Auditory equivalent of celery smeared with tofu.
    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 10:57 AM (cY3LT)


    Too spicy.

    Celery smeared with crushed celery.

    Posted by: naturalfake at March 23, 2019 11:03 AM (CRRq9)


    Heh. Perhaps.

    Posted by: BurtTC at March 23, 2019 11:16 AM (cY3LT)

    340 Perfect Trumpian revenge.

    Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2019 10:45 AM (cfSRQ)


    Pray for Mrs. Flounder, because it would be a lot longer than four hours.

    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 11:18 AM (t6MX/)

    341 Just for fun I have joined a Clintstones re-enactors group. There is stiff competition among the aspiring Vince Fosters, not so much with the Chelseas.

    Posted by: Burger Chef at March 23, 2019 11:18 AM (RuIsu)

    342 Fully agree. Mulan shows her weakness and doubt and ultimately wants to get with the beefcake captain.

    She
    does have smarts, agility and pluck, plus two goofy sidekicks to help
    her on her journey, plus a bunch of guys who adore her.

    Totally different from the usual Mary Sue crap. Live action will make her Mary Sue, though.
    Posted by: A.H. Lloyd at March 23, 2019 11:15 AM (cfSRQ)


    And they had that spicy Mulan Szechuan McNugget sauce too.

    Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2019 11:20 AM (mUa7G)

    343 Count me among those who likes Mulan. And Moana was fun. But I find Aladdin to be creepy.

    Posted by: FireHorse at March 23, 2019 11:21 AM (4Ud3/)

    344 Howard Dean
    @GovHowardDean
    Congratulations to President Obama and his team whose foresight, leadership and determination alllowed the US and particularly our Kurdish allies to defeat ISIS

    5,092
    4:55 PM - Mar 22, 2019

    Can I get a "YEAHERAGHAGHAGHAGH"!

    P.S. I hate to pile on but Howard, dude, "allowed" doesn't have three Ls.

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 23, 2019 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)

    345 Wazzup, yo! I'm feelin' fierce. And ferocious. And frisky! Rowr.

    Posted by: Cory Booker at March 23, 2019 11:21 AM (PjWy4)

    346 I mean, what did Pocahontas have, "McSamp" and "McSuccotash" Bleagh.

    Posted by: Kindltot at March 23, 2019 11:21 AM (mUa7G)

    347 'Preciate the caution on 'ettes' hair, MisHum. I'm letting mine grow and do not want the 'rons pulling my grey pigtails.

    Posted by: creeper at March 23, 2019 11:21 AM (vq6Gm)

    348 BTW, TBTGT is up.

    Posted by: FireHorse at March 23, 2019 11:22 AM (4Ud3/)

    349


    Lin Wood suggests Maher lawsuit coming soon.


    That might be something else to consider: many of Progda's false accusations might be so grievous as to warrant a lawsuit ala Covington Kids. Drag them into court and make them defend their words that were later proven to be false.
    I know that prolly wouldn't happen, but why not at least try?

    Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 23, 2019 11:23 AM (HaL55)

    350 I finally achieved a Gentleman's First!

    Posted by: FireHorse at March 23, 2019 11:24 AM (4Ud3/)

    351 Count me among those who likes Mulan. And Moana was fun. But I find Aladdin to be creepy.
    Posted by: FireHorse at March 23, 2019 11:21 AM (4Ud3/)


    Just don't dress up like them, whitey. That would be cultural appropriation.

    Posted by: Cory Booker at March 23, 2019 11:25 AM (PjWy4)

    352 Does it count, even though I specifically didn't say N00D?

    Posted by: FireHorse at March 23, 2019 11:25 AM (4Ud3/)

    353 Prosecute the people, including Comey, involved in the corruption and conspiracy to obstruct justice. Make it too expensive for people to be bought.
    Posted by: Comrade flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 23, 2019 11:15 AM (t6MX/)

    I would enjoy that.

    Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at March 23, 2019 11:27 AM (Rz2Nc)

    354 344
    Can I get a "YEAHERAGHAGHAGHAGH"!

    Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 23, 2019 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)


    To this day I still use that as my incoming e-mail sound.

    Posted by: rickl at March 23, 2019 11:28 AM (sdi6R)

    355 >> 328 New record deficit !!!
    >> MAGA !!!!!
    You can return to fellating Bill Kristol now. His wife is... occupied.

    Posted by: 40 miles north at March 23, 2019 11:45 AM (o2vOl)

    356 I take mine with a little cream and 2 sugars, now what?

    Posted by: hurricane567 at March 23, 2019 01:57 PM (QyvaP)

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