Google VP Stepped In to Ban Christian Political Advertisements About Traditional Marriage When Employees Began Complaining That Lawful, Respectful Political Disagreement Was a "Microagression"

The control of information is like the command of the skies during a war -- a nigh decisive advantage -- and the corporate pets of Conservative, Inc. are almost giddy about it being put safely into their leftist allies' hands.

Google barred a Christian video on same-sex marriage from advertising on YouTube after backlash from employees, internal communications show.
The video said gay people are welcome as Christians but are called to follow Christian teachings on sex and marriage.
A Google VP agreed the video was too offensive to air as an advertisement.
Google HR highlighted the video and response in an internal newsletter dedicated to policing "microaggressions."
Google banned a video explaining Christian teaching on same-sex marriage from advertising on YouTube after backlash from upset employees, according to internal Google communications reviewed by The Daily Caller News Foundation.
The video was flagged in June 2018 in an internal listserv, "Yes at Google," which is run by Google's human resources department, according to those communications and other internal documents, which a source shared with TheDCNF on the condition of anonymity.

The listserv has more than 30,000 members and is devoted to policing "microaggressions" and "micro-corrections" within the company, according to its official internal description.
The internal backlash to the video grew large enough to merit a response from a Google vice president, who said the video would no longer be eligible to run as an advertisement, the human resources team announced to the listserv. ople are welcome as Christians but that, like every other person, they are called to follow Christian teachings on sex and marriage.
Brown has spoken out in the past against “homo-hatred” and “ugly rhetoric” directed at gay and lesbian people by fringe groups like the Westboro Baptist Church.
In the video, he describes same-sex relationships as "like other sins, but one that Jesus died for."
The belief that sex is meant to take place in the context of a male-female marriage -- as argued by Brown -- is central to most major Christian denominations' marital teachings.
...

"I cannot see how this can be allowed when the specific idea of LGBT videos is to allow the creators to feel free to share their content and be comfortable that anti-LGBT advertisers would not be attached to their content," the employee wrote. "This seems very counter to our mission, specifically around PRIDE 2018 timeframe."
Google's vice president for product management and ads, Vishal Sharma, agreed that the video was too offensive to air as an advertisement.
"Thank you for raising this very important issue. It means a lot to me personally and those of us working on this across the Ads and YouTube teams. YouTube is an open platform and we support the free expression of creators with a wide range of views," Sharma wrote in his response, which was included in the listserv.
"But we don’t allow advertising that disparages people based on who they are – including their sexual orientation – and we remove ads that violate this basic principle," Sharma continued.

The Daily Caller News Foundation then recounts the story from a few months ago when Google employees melted down over someone's use of the word "family," finding that the word "family" unfairly suggested that those without families did not have families.

Well, sure it looks tough for us that the entire information battlefield is controlled by a seven-headed dragon of coordinating monopolies ruled by leftists, but you know what will win the day for us?

Just a couple of more David French columns, turgid with sanctimony, that "blame both sides." That should do the trick!

Is anyone else sick of political repression hiding behind the word “safety”? https://t.co/P20fxyVX2X
— Chris Buskirk (@thechrisbuskirk) March 19, 2019

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:11 PM

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1 War against Christians

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:13 PM (O2RFr)

2 Found your own tech monopoly, credit card company, and financial system, hater!

Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2019 06:13 PM (fPLS0)

3 So DuckDuckGo?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 06:14 PM (4e+hS)

4 Top ten again baby!!

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:15 PM (MaEME)

5 Hey, KellyAnne, call me

Posted by: The Paolo at March 19, 2019 06:15 PM (7yJyF)

6 I suppose I should try to return to emailing instead of using social(ist) media. Of course first I'd have to get a real mail service to replace the free gmail that is good enough for all the spam emails.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 19, 2019 06:16 PM (eASYU)

7 Does anyone use duckduckgo?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (4e+hS)

8 If only there were institutions were people were taught to think critically. Places where they could come into contact with a wide variety of ideas and beliefs and learn how to sift through them and respond with thought and intelligence.
It's really too bad that places like that don't exist.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (eAMlh)

9 Nothing says hate like marriage.

Posted by: Hateful, Hating Hater at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (8oK3c)

10 For the last fucking time, 'safety' doesn't mean what it really means. It's been jargoned for the weaponized victim class.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (oVJmc)

11 Found your own tech monopoly, credit card company, and financial system, hater!

Every day something like this happens, I find myself thinking, Satoshi responded to this sort of thing ten years before it became a problem. Awesome.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, who had a B-Wing, and called it Brad at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (Clxcy)

12 It's not racism but I will plead guilty to culture-ism.
Guys like Vishal Sharma and Sundar Pichai obviously have no appreciation for our American values of free speech and individual liberty. You have to wonder if its an accident that so many of our recently imported brethren seem to have similar ideas.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 19, 2019 06:18 PM (jlX7q)

13 7 Dr Spank

Yeah, it's the default for my PaleMoon browser.

Pretty good, and doesn't track you.

Posted by: ibguy at March 19, 2019 06:18 PM (EHVbt)

14 Does anyone use duckduckgo?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (4e+hS)

Yeah. Seems alright.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:18 PM (MaEME)

15 Islamophobia is all the rage..Is there such a word as Christianophobia?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:18 PM (O2RFr)

16 7. Yes I use Duck for most web searching and it works fine.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 19, 2019 06:18 PM (eASYU)

17 Sounds like a publisher and not a platform ...

Posted by: Adriane the Depressing Literature Critic ... at March 19, 2019 06:18 PM (LPnfS)

18 Its all PC BS and ignoreable if it wasn't the only circus in town.

Posted by: Gmac-Officialy a fossile-Now get offa my lawn at March 19, 2019 06:18 PM (qZdIZ)

19 Fuck google.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (0OmEj)

20 Sharia would be preferable.

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (q177U)

21 Ben Shapiro was unavailable for comment?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (xptlg)

22 Ace, Farcebook got in on the act too, banning Texas Republicans ad promoting a state bill protecting abortion survivors. Just heard on WBAP radio. (not sure if they have a link yet)

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (aI4xH)

23 Ace going late into the night I see...

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (32YRo)

24 You have to wonder if its an accident that so many of our recently imported brethren seem to have similar ideas.

Ya think!?!??!

Posted by: Adriane the Depressing Literature Critic ... at March 19, 2019 06:20 PM (LPnfS)

25 >>>Fuck google.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (0OmEj)

In Soviet America, Google fuck you.

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2019 06:20 PM (q177U)

26 Is anyone else sick of political repression hiding behind the word "safety"?

Well, it's not exactly new...

Posted by: The Committee of Public Safety at March 19, 2019 06:20 PM (xjiRE)

27 Sharma needs to spend more time mastering the Art of Using Toilet Paper and Flushing the Toilet and less time getting involved in a culture he doesn't understand.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 19, 2019 06:20 PM (4ErVI)

28 When is Google moving their HQ to Beijing?

Their hearts and minds are already there.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:20 PM (sy5kK)

29 Glad to know the "conservatives" I've voted for all my life have bent over backward to ensure my conservative voice would be heard.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 19, 2019 06:21 PM (TdMsT)

30 Is twitter down?

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 06:21 PM (4e+hS)

31 Nunes and the Covington kid's lawyer has it right. As does Mark Levin's group. And Judicial Watch.

Sue them to bankruptcy.

If everyone sued Twitter at the same time with no recovery time.

If everyone sued Facebook at the same time, with no recovery time.

And Google.

Etc.

It will hurt them. But it has to be 100's, 1000's doing it at once. Class actions, whatever. Just keep them perpetually in court.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 06:21 PM (vEIlU)

32 12 It's not racism but I will plead guilty to culture-ism.
Guys like Vishal Sharma and Sundar Pichai obviously have no appreciation for our American values of free speech and individual liberty. You have to wonder if its an accident that so many of our recently imported brethren seem to have similar ideas.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 19, 2019 06:18 PM (jlX7q)

The Wogs Strike Back

Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2019 06:21 PM (Izzlo)

33 How would these fragile imbeciles respond to an Islamic YouTube video describing marriage as being between one man, four women and a goat.

And One Man, Four Women and a Goat will be the title of my first and possibly last movie.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 06:21 PM (eAMlh)

34 Hey, KellyAnne, call me

Posted by: The Paolo

Into masochism I think - what else could explain the attraction to a retard clown black hole of stupidity represented by her bubby hubby?

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:21 PM (32YRo)

35 The Chinese will straighten these people right out when they invade.

Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2019 06:21 PM (FhXTo)

36 7 Does anyone use duckduckgo?
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (4e+hS)

yes.

also started using Brave.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:22 PM (sy5kK)

37 2 Found your own tech monopoly, credit card company, and financial system, hater!
Posted by: trev006 at March 19, 2019 06:13 PM (fPLS0)

^ this right here. . . and don't forget you'll also need technical infrastructure including rack servers and dns, etc.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at March 19, 2019 06:22 PM (xptlg)

38 @5 The Paolo- BACK OFF PAOLO!!!

Posted by: Chad Thundercock at March 19, 2019 06:22 PM (qry2e)

39

"...YouTube is an open platform and we support the free expression of
creators with a wide range of views," Sharma wrote in his response,
which was included in the listserv.

That is a bald-faced lie and their actions prove it.

And they expect the rest of us to not notice that?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 06:22 PM (HaL55)

40 Max Power at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (q177U).

Sometimes I think they are aiming to get folks thinking that. But crazy restrictions that the 'right' people can ignore with no worries wrapped in a cloak of religion and ability to whip up a mob against someone by claiming they did something blasphemous. NOPE, not for me.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at March 19, 2019 06:22 PM (eASYU)

41 For years George Conway had the bigger job as partner at Wachtell Lipton, a high end corporate firm. Its nerd heaven and the partners average $6 million a year. So he got to act like a Big Swinging Dick, even though he a Dork

Kellyanne had a political consulting firm that turned her into a major national figure

George cant stand this. And he says hes conservative but if he doesnt attack Trump his NY friends will shun him

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 19, 2019 06:23 PM (7yJyF)

42 When the Civil War comes I want to be on the demolition team that's assigned to blow up google's server sites.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 19, 2019 06:23 PM (2DOZq)

43 Of course they did being the good Leftist soldiers they are

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2019 06:23 PM (BbGew)

44 7 Does anyone use duckduckgo?
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (4e+hS)

Everyday. Twice on Sunday.

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 06:23 PM (aI4xH)

45 I winder if they would run a muslim anti gay marriage ad?

Posted by: steevy at March 19, 2019 06:23 PM (BXMxN)

46 I hope boomer parents spend every dollar they have, and leave millenials broke in the basement.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 19, 2019 06:23 PM (oudRS)

47 Does anyone use duckduckgo?
Posted by: Dr Spank

Me - its been a pleasure

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:23 PM (32YRo)

48 46 I hope boomer parents spend every dollar they have, and leave millenials broke in the basement.

I'm trying

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:24 PM (O2RFr)

49 8 If only there were institutions were people were taught to think critically. Places where they could come into contact with a wide variety of ideas and beliefs and learn how to sift through them and respond with thought and intelligence.
It's really too bad that places like that don't exist.
-----
They have been turned into NPC factories.

After the upcoming Troubles, it would be nice to set them up again.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:24 PM (IDhUW)

50 Or maybe they already are.

Posted by: DaveA at March 19, 2019 06:24 PM (FhXTo)

51 Does anyone use duckduckgo?
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (4e+hS)

That is all I use.

and haven't been looking at Drudge, but the newer conservative version

https://www.citizenfreepress.com/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 06:24 PM (vEIlU)

52 12 It's not racism but I will plead guilty to culture-ism.
Guys like Vishal Sharma and Sundar Pichai obviously have no appreciation for our American values of free speech and individual liberty. You have to wonder if its an accident that so many of our recently imported brethren seem to have similar ideas.

The trend is not America's friend.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:24 PM (sy5kK)

53 George cant stand this. And he says hes conservative but if he doesnt attack Trump his NY friends will shun him

Posted by: Ignoramus

Yeah, who will play Fortnite on the weekends with him?

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:25 PM (32YRo)

54 Just real quick, yes some of us use DuckDuckGo ... it works, you may need to get used to it. Searching for lyrics? they are right there on the side. Searching for that move, xyz-something? the wikipedia is right there on the side.

And - if you MUST have the google results, just type !g in front of your search ex: !g google sucks

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at March 19, 2019 06:25 PM (xptlg)

55 Breaking news:
An**lingus -- the gay, Irish airline -- has suspended all Boeing 737 Max flights. "No one wants to go down on an An**lingus flight," spokesman Barry Fitzgerald said.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 19, 2019 06:26 PM (Dh1wo)

56 The Bulwark's launching its own web browser called CuckCuckGo.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 06:26 PM (NWiLs)

57 Can I use a different search engine on my Android phone? Does it have to be Chrome?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 19, 2019 06:26 PM (oudRS)

58 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

Somebody is insane and it's not me.

Posted by: fleaked at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (UdKB7)

59 Also, I checked the sidebar item "Katrina Pierson Offers a Nice Rebuttal to Meghan McCain's Nonsense"

And it's just some Huff Paint posting pics of supposed tweets. Neither page has them up tho.

I MIGHT see why Katrina might remove hers, but McCain's Stain would leave that up, I would think?

Anyway, just heads up on possible fake news, considering the source.

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (aI4xH)

60 26 Is anyone else sick of political repression hiding behind the word "safety"?
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Yes, I like words to have a set meaning, not a meaning that changes depending on the person or concept being discussed.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (IDhUW)

61 15 Islamophobia is all the rage..Is there such a word as Christianophobia?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:18 PM (O2RFr)

No, there's not.

Posted by: 120 slaughtered Christians in Nigeria last week. Huh? What? says ABCBSNBCNN at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (sy5kK)

62 An**lingus -- the gay, Irish airline -- has suspended all Boeing 737 Max flights. "No one wants to go down on an An**lingus flight," spokesman Barry Fitzgerald said.

Posted by: andycanuck

Shep hardest hit...

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (32YRo)

63 All being done to shut down Conservatives before the election...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (O2RFr)

64 Google. Is this the same Google that refuses to do work for DARPA or any other U.S. Military while at the same time is busy doing Red China's bidding?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 06:28 PM (ePWRo)

65 American exceptionalism is a function of a uniquely American history, culture, values and outlook.

The flip side is that an American civilization cannot survive if our country simply becomes a cross section of the rest of the world. The average outlook of the average citizen in the world is simply incompatible with American civilization.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 19, 2019 06:28 PM (jlX7q)

66 Of course they did you can't have those scary Christians giving their opinions now can you? The sooner goggle goes bankrupt the better

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at March 19, 2019 06:28 PM (h41Z5)

67 I thought there were a few SC decisions about shopping malls that established that commercial space could become "public" space and require 1st amendment protections.

IANAL, but I recall this from the 70s, 80s and it was a big deal. No one I have read mentions that in regards to these new media....

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 19, 2019 06:28 PM (LWu6U)

68 I'm starting to think you guys are not cynical enough.

Posted by: fleaked at March 19, 2019 06:29 PM (UdKB7)

69 63 All being done to shut down Conservatives before the election...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (O2RFr)

Of course. They're continuing Lois Lerner's work by different means.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 06:29 PM (NWiLs)

70 Is anyone else sick of political repression hiding behind the word "safety"?
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Why, we don't know what you mean?

Posted by: French Committee on Public Safety--and Chopping Heads at March 19, 2019 06:29 PM (vDqXW)

71 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

Somebody is insane and it's not me.
Posted by: fleaked at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (UdKB7)

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Their cheese has slid all the way off their cracker if they believe this to be in any way Constitutional.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 06:30 PM (ffYR/)

72 "Also, I checked the sidebar item "Katrina Pierson Offers a Nice Rebuttal to Meghan McCain's Nonsense"

Also check out the losing sacks of never-trumpers complaining about her tweet in that thread - talk about the last hold outs at the Bridge of Cuckomogen! Give it up...sheesh.

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:30 PM (32YRo)

73 Also, guys - look into the Joint Threat Research Intelligence Group. It's GCHQ, but they work hand in glove with NSA and companies like Google, FB, etc. on a broad range of internet surveillance, sabotage, and disinformation ops.

They L-O-V-E comments sections, btw.

Bob from the NSA is real, he is here, and he has you on a list.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 06:30 PM (AzW6q)

74 58 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

Somebody is insane and it's not me.
Posted by: fleaked at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (UdKB7)

What? Why?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 06:30 PM (NWiLs)

75 I watched Michael Brown's video yesterday. His position is straight-up New Testament Christianity--there's no hatred or rancor toward homosexuals in the least.

I wish these homo activists would at least be honest enough to admit that what they object to is the New Testament, not "homophobia" or hatred from Christians.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (hjaPQ)

76 'Their cheese has slid all the way off their cracker if they believe this to be in any way Constitutional.'

Is there going to be a hotline?

Posted by: fleaked at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (UdKB7)

77 It is abhorrent to me that the left has chosen to "otherize" a large swath of the American people who believe that marriage is a sacred compact between a man and a woman to placate what amounts to less than 3% of the population.

Posted by: Old Blue at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (gEvQ8)

78 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

Somebody is insane and it's not me.
Posted by: fleaked at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (UdKB7)

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911 lines would break down in about 20 minutes

Posted by: josephistan at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (Izzlo)

79 So, is freedom of speech no longer a right in America?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (IDhUW)

80

Does anyone use duckduckgo?

All the time now. And I put the uMatrix add-on on this browser at the recommendation of a fellow Moron. I didn't know how intently Goolag and Amazon were stalking me until I did.

I'd like to find a nice affordable VPN service. Any by "affordable" I mean dirt fucking cheap because I'm flat broke. Free would be even better, but I know that's not happening.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (HaL55)

81 69 63 All being done to shut down Conservatives before the election...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (O2RFr)

Of course. They're continuing Lois Lerner's work by different means.

And I see CAIR is trying to get the advertisers for Tucker and Judge Jeanine to leave those shows because they are Islamophobic... Tucker?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (O2RFr)

82 It's all coordinated for The Greater Good!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (QLvwG)

83 Online censorship discussions explained in a simple diagram:

https://tinyurl.com/y3z62n7m

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (W+vEI)

84 Christian traditional American values ... UNSAFE (at any speed)

Marxist anti-American , perversions unlimited, sexualization of children, anti-White hate ... SAFE and well funded

Posted by: illiniwek at March 19, 2019 06:32 PM (Cus5s)

85 Censorship is a MACRO aggression whose purpose is to protect micro-intellects

Posted by: Markon at March 19, 2019 06:32 PM (/3Msk)

86 64 Google. Is this the same Google that refuses to do work for DARPA or any other U.S. Military while at the same time is busy doing Red China's bidding?
Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 06:28 PM (ePWRo)

Whoa? There is more than one Google?

Get me legal, NOW!

Oh, wait, that IS us.

Posted by: Sundar Pichai at March 19, 2019 06:32 PM (sy5kK)

87 58 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

dammit, we recently lost our lesbian sheriff here in Dallas.

Posted by: x at March 19, 2019 06:32 PM (nFwvY)

88 76 'Their cheese has slid all the way off their cracker if they believe this to be in any way Constitutional.'

Is there going to be a hotline?

two dollars a minute

Posted by: Anachronda at March 19, 2019 06:32 PM (sGtp+)

89 63 All being done to shut down Conservatives before the election...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (O2RFr)
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Not working out too well for them is it?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 06:32 PM (ePWRo)

90 @79
"So, is freedom of speech no longer a right in America?"

It exists as a qualified penumbra of an emanation in the Living Constitution --at least until a 19 Justice majority the Enhanced Supreme Court says so under the next Democratic administration.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 19, 2019 06:33 PM (jlX7q)

91 Not working out too well for them is it?

It's not for the lack of trying

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:33 PM (O2RFr)

92 "What? Why?"

They are mad about the "forced pregnancy bill".

Posted by: fleaked at March 19, 2019 06:33 PM (UdKB7)

93 What a bunch of weenies. if you're gay and legally married, and not a church attender what do you care what some Christians think about gay marriage? If you are gay, you can find plenty of progressive Christian denominations where you can get married, and while there may be Christians who want to change back the laws on legal gay marriage I don't know any, and even if they wanted to it's not going to happen.

Posted by: Iloveboobies at March 19, 2019 06:33 PM (AllCR)

94 Wonder how performance reviews go with such emotionally fragile people.

Geez grow up you nancy-bois.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2019 06:33 PM (OoOd6)

95 Since these social media weren't around when the "Have Your Cake and Eat It Too" act made some Internet providers able to censor speech yet not be held responsible for speech on their "platforms" I wonder if there is enough leeway in the act to jigger the definitions so they can either be considered "publishers" or "common carriers" with all the rights and responsibilities that those things have.

Posted by: geoffb at March 19, 2019 06:34 PM (zOpu5)

96 All being done to shut down Conservatives before the election...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:27 PM (O2RFr)

Look what they're doing in a panic for votes.

1 - let all illegals in, allow them to vote
2 - change the electoral college to count all votes
3 - proposing lower the voting age to 16
4 - fraudulent voting

They are going to go all out. They see their future dwindling fast.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 06:34 PM (vEIlU)

97 Whoopsl Silly sock off

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 06:34 PM (AllCR)

98 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have begun menopause.

FIFY

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:34 PM (sy5kK)

99 Bob from the NSA is real, he is here, and he has you on a list.
-----
Hey Bob!

If I'm not on a list, I'm doing something wrong.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:34 PM (IDhUW)

100
What a gaggle of lying, spineless, holsters of cock.

Break them up - break them up with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2019 06:34 PM (pNxlR)

101 So, is freedom of speech no longer a right in America?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Apparently freedom to go blind is out now in Georgia, too...Godless world, man

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:34 PM (32YRo)

102 So whats the end game?

Cristians marginalized, yet these are no threats to XYZ.

Who threatens gays in the real world? Muslims do. Cartels do. Commies do. Socialists do. Gonna suck to be gay when the commies take over.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2019 06:35 PM (u82oZ)

103 We ask them to not kill infants at the point of birth and their response is to have us report our ejaculations? Are they really trying to make some kind insane of comparison?

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2019 06:35 PM (q177U)

104 Can I use a different search engine on my Android phone? Does it have to be Chrome?

I use a DuckDuckGo app that then loads into Brave browser.

The first thing I do with a new phone is delete the Chrome spyware.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 06:35 PM (oVJmc)

105 Psychic Cheese?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 19, 2019 06:35 PM (oudRS)

106 82 It's all coordinated for The Greater Good!
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (QLvwG)

OH SHUT IT!

Posted by: Sgt. Nicholas Angel at March 19, 2019 06:36 PM (NWiLs)

107 Are they really trying to make some kind insane of comparison?

Yes

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:36 PM (O2RFr)

108 They have to report their emissions but I don't think there is a fine or anything,

Posted by: fleaked at March 19, 2019 06:36 PM (UdKB7)

109 Hi Bob, say hello to the wife and kids for us.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 06:36 PM (ePWRo)

110 "I use a DuckDuckGo app that then loads into Brave browser."

No one knows what happens when you cross the streams...just saying.

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:36 PM (32YRo)

111 Eventually they are gonna go too far

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:37 PM (O2RFr)

112 and while there may be Christians who want to change back the laws on legal gay marriage I don't know any, and even if they wanted to it's not going to happen.
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I think Obergefell was wrongly decided and should be overturned.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 19, 2019 06:37 PM (hjaPQ)

113 I'm in a coffee shop. Every woman that has walked past me has a better ass than Brie Larson.
Visual survey only.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 06:37 PM (eAMlh)

114 Has Brian Stetler weighed in yet on this important subject? This seems a bit of a mash-up, and Mr. Stetler can be depended upon to help us no make a hash of The Official Opinion we should hold.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2019 06:37 PM (k2zJW)

115 58 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

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I'll believe that's the end result but I gotta know, what is the actual law supposed to be?

Posted by: Synova (reversion to pseudonymous) at March 19, 2019 06:38 PM (BD/yx)

116 >> Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

No reporting required as long as it is a direct deposit to one of the five.

Posted by: Aviator at March 19, 2019 06:38 PM (2cuLk)

117 Look what they're doing in a panic for votes.

1 - let all illegals in, allow them to vote

2 - change the electoral college to count all votes

3 - proposing lower the voting age to 16

4 - fraudulent voting

They are going to go all out. They see their future dwindling fast.

And requiring Pres candidates to disclose 5 years of tax returns to get on state ballot. Blatantly unconstitutional, but why do they care?

They're prepared to go full commie, and that means eliminating all opposition and ensuring their perpetual, total dominance, regardless of the cost.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 06:38 PM (oVJmc)

118 I don't get it. What is the purpose of wanting men to report their ejaculations? It's obviously intended as some response to conservatives but for what reason?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 06:38 PM (AllCR)

119 It seems to me that this advertisement is not "disparaging people for who they are" at all. It's just pointing out what is sinful behavior.

If a pastor preaches on the story of David and Bathsheba, is he disparaging heteros?!?

Eh. Doesn't matter. We're getting to the point where preaching against ANY deadly sin could make someone feel "unsafe" and therefore would be forbidden.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 19, 2019 06:38 PM (Rxduq)

120 Can I use a different search engine on my Android phone? Does it have to be Chrome?

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I use Duck Duck Go's app on my Android for searches.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 19, 2019 06:38 PM (JoUsr)

121 111 Eventually they are gonna go too far
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2019 06:37 PM (O2RFr)

I've thought that for the last 25 years. The people we elected both allowed and enabled it to happen.

Posted by: Ladyl at March 19, 2019 06:39 PM (TdMsT)

122
Is anyone else sick of political repression hiding behind the word "safety"?

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2019 06:39 PM (aKsyK)

123 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 19, 2019 06:37 PM (hjaPQ)

Well, o.k. but it's not going to be.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 06:39 PM (AllCR)

124 I'm in a coffee shop. Every woman that has walked past me has a better ass than Brie Larson.
Visual survey only.

Posted by: Northern Lurker

Instapundit - "Analysis, true..."

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:39 PM (32YRo)

125 113 I'm in a coffee shop. Every woman that has walked past me has a better ass than Brie Larson.
Visual survey only.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 06:37 PM (eAMlh)

Keep working.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:39 PM (sy5kK)

126 It's obviously intended as some response to conservatives but for what reason?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 06:38 PM (AllCR)

Reproductive "Health" (killing babies)

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2019 06:40 PM (q177U)

127 This a story about the GA "Testicular Bill of Rights" legislation these 5 insane shrews in the GA Congress have submitted.

https://tinyurl.com/yxtqrfa6

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 06:40 PM (ffYR/)

128 Visual survey only.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 06:37 PM

This is important research. You must take it to the next level.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2019 06:40 PM (k2zJW)

129 Just heard on WBAP radio. (not sure if they have a link yet)

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (aI4xH)

What's your general location?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:40 PM (MaEME)

130 " It's obviously intended as some response to conservatives but for what reason"

It's an epidemic.

Posted by: a hand baby at March 19, 2019 06:40 PM (UdKB7)

131 Worth remembering the "Committee of Public Safety" during France's Reign of Terror.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 19, 2019 06:41 PM (H8QX8)

132
"I cannot see how this can be allowed when the specific idea of LGBT videos is to allow the creators to feel free to share their content and be comfortable..."
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And, as we all know, being 'comfortable' is what the 1st Amendment is all about.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 06:41 PM (CDGwz)

133 you can't win with feminists. Althouse loses her shit when you say you nutted and these Georgia manjaws want to jail you if you don't.

Posted by: x at March 19, 2019 06:41 PM (nFwvY)

134 87 58 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.
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I hate to say this but the only correct response is F*ck off.

It seems to be the only reasonable response to many laws these days.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:41 PM (IDhUW)

135
Any bets as to whether Google's in-country workforce here is majority not U.S.-born?

Any question as to whether standards being enforced are largely globalist in origin?

Any wondering as to who appointed these overlords as our keepers? I do not recall there being a vote.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2019 06:41 PM (pNxlR)

136 I'm in a coffee shop. Every woman that has walked past me has a better ass than Brie Larson.

--

That sidebar link says that flat butt picture is p'shopped.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 19, 2019 06:41 PM (JoUsr)

137 I checked the sidebar item "Katrina Pierson Offers a Nice Rebuttal to Meghan McCain's Nonsense"

Also check out the losing sacks of never-trumpers complaining about her tweet in that thread - talk about the last hold outs at the Bridge of Cuckomogen! Give it up...sheesh.
Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:30 PM (32YRo)

I did, and when I didn't see a single one defending it, or pointing out McVain's actual record, I had to flip back up and that's when I saw who tweeted it, and went in search of the sources and came up empty.

I DID see tons of people pointing out to the spawn on her page the myriad of things he had done tho. So, she's not censoring that stuff, but her fanboi seems to be.

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 06:41 PM (aI4xH)

138 They want to turn EVERYTHING into a flashpoint battleground.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 19, 2019 06:41 PM (pgXNG)

139 I talked to a woman in my church who feels gays are born that way and should be allowed to be married by the state. I didn't ask her about gay marriage in the church and she didn't volunteer that info. When I told her about the lesbian Mayor-was it of Houston (?) who wanted pastors to submit their sermons to make sure they weren't homophobic she was appalled.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 06:42 PM (AllCR)

140 Hey Northern, is that coffee shop the opposite of the Seinfeld big boob coffee shop? Big Ass Coffee?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at March 19, 2019 06:42 PM (oudRS)

141 It seems to me that this advertisement is not "disparaging people for
who they are" at all. It's just pointing out what is sinful behavior.

But to the Left, your deviance is your identity.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 06:42 PM (oVJmc)

142 The GA bill is a super duper clever womYns rights educational thing to show how absurd anti abortion people are. Seriously. Cuz killing newborn babies is like killing all those sperm.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 19, 2019 06:42 PM (Bknf5)

143 118 I don't get it. What is the purpose of wanting men to report their ejaculations? It's obviously intended as some response to conservatives but for what reason?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 06:38 PM (AllCR)

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I was hoping this was a joke...

But yeah, what would be the reason for this?

And what sheriff would even abide by this?

Posted by: SMH at March 19, 2019 06:42 PM (RU4sa)

144 132
"I cannot see how this can be allowed when the specific idea of LGBT videos is to allow the creators to feel free to share their content and be comfortable..."
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And, as we all know, being 'comfortable' is what the 1st Amendment is all about.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 06:41 PM (CDGwz)
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Actually I can see this working.... We just need to bring in, who was that the Illinois Governor?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:42 PM (IDhUW)

145 >>That sidebar link says that flat butt picture is p'shopped.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun

You mean they plumped it up!?

Posted by: Aviator at March 19, 2019 06:43 PM (2cuLk)

146 132
"I cannot see how this can be allowed when the specific idea of LGBT videos is to allow the creators to feel free to share their content and be comfortable..."
-----

And, as we all know, being 'comfortable' is what the 1st Amendment is all about.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 06:41 PM (CDGwz)

"Comfortable" is what they do to newly born babies in Virginia and New York, before they kill them.

That is from the Virginia governor, a doctor, not me.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:43 PM (sy5kK)

147 >>>Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

oh come now

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 19, 2019 06:43 PM (4hfnr)

148 Can I report me an ejaculation in here?

Posted by: John Kerry at March 19, 2019 06:43 PM (hjaPQ)

149 128 Visual survey only.
Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 06:37 PM

This is important research. You must take it to the next level.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2019 06:40 PM (k2zJW)

Indeed. The quarter test is next.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 06:43 PM (NWiLs)

150 Does anyone use duckduckgo?

Yandex because I like the strange result set.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 19, 2019 06:43 PM (lD3vL)

151 That sidebar link says that flat butt picture is p'shopped.

I think they're being deliberately deceptive and really mean that it's 'photoshopped' in including the Spiderman photo. They want you to THINK her ass is 'shopped, but I don't think it is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 06:44 PM (oVJmc)

152 That sidebar link says that flat butt picture is p'shopped.

Posted by: Lady in Black

To be plumper? Wut? Real photo must be the black hole of ass with the event horizon is her thigh bones...

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:44 PM (32YRo)

153 Yes, I am tired of free speech being suppressed for "safety."

IIRC, the whole idea of words/ideas making one feel "unsafe" comes from college campuses, because saying your safety is at risks gets the administrators involved per Title IX. Which goes to show you how the crap that is happening on college campuses *directly* effects all of us.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2019 06:44 PM (W+vEI)

154 >> I don't get it. What is the purpose of wanting men to report their ejaculations?

Response to abortion restrictions. The analogy doesn't hole, but their idea is to "regulate mens' bodies" as they think abortion laws regulate women's.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 19, 2019 06:44 PM (f1Vqw)

155 "Does this outfit make my *ss look flat?"

Posted by: Said no woman ever except Brie at March 19, 2019 06:44 PM (k2zJW)

156 Lacking wisdom, progressive sociopaths have trouble making meaningful moral comparisons.

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2019 06:44 PM (q177U)

157 142 The GA bill is a super duper clever womYns rights educational thing to show how absurd anti abortion people are. Seriously. Cuz killing newborn babies is like killing all those sperm.
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Coming from the party of science....no wonder they are so confused.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:45 PM (IDhUW)

158 >>>118 I don't get it. What is the purpose of wanting men to report their ejaculations? It's obviously intended as some response to conservatives but for what reason?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 06:38 PM (AllCR)
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Children will always push to test the limits adults will allow them.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 06:45 PM (ePWRo)

159
If a pastor preaches on the story of David and Bathsheba, is he disparaging heteros?!?
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Or adulteros?

Those engaging in adulterous behavior might feel really 'uncomfortable' hearing that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 06:45 PM (xSo9G)

160 Breaking news:
An**lingus -- the gay, Irish airline -- has suspended all Boeing 737 Max flights. "No one wants to go down on an An**lingus flight," spokesman Barry Fitzgerald said.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 19, 2019 06:26 PM (Dh1wo)

Way back when Trivial Pursuit was a thing, we were playing one night in the frat house, with the usual accessories to go along. One gal was playing along with a few guys and some onlookers.

Question comes up: what's the official airline of Ireland? Answer: Air Lingus.

Us guys start giggling a little, and the gal has no idea why. This just makes us giggle more, and we don't tell her.

Next question, swear to God: what's the strongest muscle in the body? Answer: the tongue.

Well that really set us off. And the gal just keeps saying "what, what, what" until we finally compose ourselves enough to tell her.

Hey, it was cheap entertainment.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:46 PM (MaEME)

161 I talked to a woman in my church who feels gays are born that way and should be allowed to be married by the state. I didn't ask her about gay marriage in the church and she didn't volunteer that info. When I told her about the lesbian Mayor-was it of Houston (?) who wanted pastors to submit their sermons to make sure they weren't homophobic she was appalled.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 06:42 PM (AllCR)

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If people are born gay, they are also born hetero. Yet, it is considered horrific to try and turn a gay person straight, while it is seen as almost virtuous turning hetero born people gay. How do they square that circle?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 06:46 PM (ffYR/)

162 I'm really hating these Interesting Times. Except for the Magnificent God Emperor Scalp Weasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 06:46 PM (ptqGC)

163 The control of information is like the command of the skies during a war -- a nigh decisive advantage -- and the corporate pets of Conservative, Inc. are almost giddy about it being put safely into their leftist allies' hands.

This didn't start with Gurgle. This war was being surrendered by VIchy GOP assholes long before Gurgle ever even thought about banning ads from videos. These Vichy GOP traitors were more than happy to pretend that perversion is the cool, new thing and that people who promote and push perversion on little kids (and the rest of us) are just fine folks ...

Gurgle is relatively late to this fight. They're just sweeping up the floor after the Vichy GOP already made sure that the conservative view was beaten to a pulp.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 06:46 PM (YJn4J)

164 127 This a story about the GA "Testicular Bill of Rights" legislation these 5 insane shrews in the GA Congress have submitted.

https://tinyurl.com/yxtqrfa6
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 06:40 PM (ffYR/)

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I'm laughing like a loon right now.

It beats crying.

I can't WAIT to show this to Ex-ex when he gets home.

Posted by: SMH at March 19, 2019 06:47 PM (RU4sa)

165 Been listening to Scott Adams a bit, pointed out today no one seems to be able to produce, and big rewards are no doubt to be had, any new video of Notorious RBG.

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2019 06:47 PM (BbGew)

166 147 >>>Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

oh come now
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 19, 2019 06:43 PM (4hfnr)

Could get sticky in a hurry.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 06:47 PM (NWiLs)

167 Lacking wisdom, progressive sociopaths have trouble making meaningful moral comparisons.
Posted by: Max Power
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Their morality is, inevitably, a 'personal morality'. Undefined, and highly malleable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 06:47 PM (xSo9G)

168 142 The GA bill is a super duper clever womYns rights educational thing to show how absurd anti abortion people are. Seriously. Cuz killing newborn babies is like killing all those sperm.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Then why go after middle aged men? Fifteen year old boys are killing "babies" by the millions every day. In the bathroom or their bedroom, usually.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:48 PM (sy5kK)

169 The sheriff???

Heck, I'm telling *everybody*!

#JustThePunchline

Posted by: ibguy at March 19, 2019 06:48 PM (EHVbt)

170 I know for a fact that the sheriff in a south GA county would NOT appreciate this.

Posted by: SMH at March 19, 2019 06:48 PM (RU4sa)

171 Hardest hit: Teenage boys everywhere

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 06:48 PM (xSo9G)

172 Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (aI4xH)

What's your general location?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

North Texas, why?

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 06:48 PM (aI4xH)

173 So basically, these dumb bitches from Georgia saw Legally Blonde and thought, "that girl is smart, let's make it a law."

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 19, 2019 06:48 PM (TN1P5)

174 Huh. Bathsheba. One of the Butt sisters. You know, Bertha Butt, Betty Butt and Baaathshebaa Butt! Yowza!

Posted by: Old Blue at March 19, 2019 06:48 PM (gEvQ8)

175 I fall on my knees and thank G-d every day that Stacey Abrams isn't my governor. My husband got to shake Brian Kemp's hand during the St. Patrick's Day parade here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (ptqGC)

176
Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

So just compile a list of profiles and contact numbers of every female sheriff in Ga and let the free and legally mandated phone sex begin

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (TAmPV)

177 I've been using DDG for several years. Honestly, it's not so good a search engine as google, but fuck that. If I absolutely have to, I'll use Bing.

But I frankly haven't found a decent alternative to You Tube. I've tried some, but there's little there I want. I'll be happy to adopt another, though.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (VaN/j)

178
Well that really set us off. And the gal just keeps saying "what, what, what" until we finally compose ourselves enough to tell her.

Hey, it was cheap entertainment.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:46 PM (MaEME)

Yeah, but did she stay?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (sy5kK)

179 >>Then why go after middle aged men? Fifteen year old boys are killing "babies" by the millions every day. In the bathroom or their bedroom, usually.

They're going after their male colleagues?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (W+vEI)

180 I don't get it. What is the purpose of wanting men to report their ejaculations? It's obviously intended as some response to conservatives but for what reason?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

This the final dreaded stage of "I must rule men" as experienced by every Lesbo Psycho Killer Whore ever elected to public office..

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (32YRo)

181 Rim shot!

Posted by: Chris M at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (sQdzH)

182 When's the next GAINZZZ! thread around here? Exciting results to share!

Posted by: Notorious RBG at March 19, 2019 06:50 PM (k2zJW)

183 The GA bill is a super duper clever womYns rights educational thing to
show how absurd anti abortion people are. Seriously. Cuz killing newborn
babies is like killing all those sperm.

What a stupid time to be alive.

They'll be laughed out of the House. Idiots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

184 A good case can be made that Christians should now be married by their churches and forget about government sanctions.

What the government sanctions with a marriage license is no longer marriage.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 19, 2019 06:50 PM (hjaPQ)

185 Women are level-headed, born leaders. And not prone to hot-headed decision making. We handle things cool, calm, and collected. Now, report your ejaculations.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 19, 2019 06:50 PM (JoUsr)

186

I still don't understand the Dane Cook reference to Ben Shapiro.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 06:50 PM (hTMUo)

187

Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill
that would require middle-aged and older men to report their
ejaculations to a county sheriff.

I ABSOLUTELY HATE THIS LAW!

Ok, that's one. Who do I call now?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 06:51 PM (HaL55)

188 Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2019 06:51 PM (IdHU4)

189 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

oh come now
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 19, 2019 06:43 PM (4hfnr)

Could get sticky in a hurry.
Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 06:47 PM (NWiLs)

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Ensuring reporting compliance is gonna get messy.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 06:51 PM (ffYR/)

190 >>>Could get sticky in a hurry.

c'mon

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 19, 2019 06:51 PM (4hfnr)

191 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

Is the county sheriff hot?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:51 PM (MaEME)

192 How do they square that circle?
Posted by: Calm Mentor
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They do not have to. A fellow-traveling press/media, whose job it is point out such contradictions/hypocrisies, doesn't do it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 06:51 PM (CDGwz)

193
Women are level-headed, born leaders. And not prone to hot-headed
decision making. We handle things cool, calm, and collected. Now, report
your ejaculations.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 19, 2019 06:50 PM (JoUsr)

And turn in your jerk socks!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 06:51 PM (ptqGC)

194 176
Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

So just compile a list of profiles and contact numbers of every female sheriff in Ga and let the free and legally mandated phone sex begin
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (TAmPV)

I need...to... oh yeah.... Report an UNGGGH ejaculation! *lights cigarette* Whew...was that good for you?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 19, 2019 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

195 There are many times that I wish Al Gore hadn't invented the internet. We seem to have gone downhill as a civilization since then.

Present company excluded, of course. Well, most of you. Or at least, some of you.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2019 06:51 PM (aXucN)

196 Oh, yes, my prediction is that Vichy will just ignore this. As will most of the #NT Potemkin Conservatives. They just won't praise it, so they can say "See, we're not like the Bulwark." (That, of course, will slobber over Goolag like Don Lemon over Spartacus's dong.)

Posted by: Eeyore at March 19, 2019 06:52 PM (VaN/j)

197 176
Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

So just compile a list of profiles and contact numbers of every female sheriff in Ga and let the free and legally mandated phone sex begin
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (TAmPV)
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This is a Quality Moron Response.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:52 PM (IDhUW)

198 I talked to a woman in my church who feels gays are born that way and should be allowed to be married by the state.

The pastor of that "church" is utterly worthless if such ignorance and contempt for the faith is comfortable there.

Seriously. I left an assembly because the senior pastor, for reasons that are not clear, made reference to Bruce Jenner as Kaitlyn and referred to him as a "her" .

Since that was a recorded message, it would be no problem whatsoever for a couple of perverts to demand and win a lawsuit to be married in that church since the pastor himself would not be able to distinguish between a male and a female and thus have no objection to male-on-make "marriage".

Furthermore, if a pastor is so ignorant and worthless to not declare that Marriage was instituted by God, is His domain, His definition and His model of Christ and the Church, and not proclaim the transcendence of that institution beyond the vanity of some deviant miseotheists, maybe he should find another job far away from teaching the Gospel.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 19, 2019 06:52 PM (lD3vL)

199 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

You used to get arrested for doing something like that. .... back in the good ol' days ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 06:52 PM (YJn4J)

200

Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

Ah, the real Handmaid's Tale.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 06:52 PM (hTMUo)

201 I think it would be cool if PDT dropped a tweet expressing his bottomless gratitude to the Lord for giving us a fine American jurist like RBG, and how much he hopes she'll be found alive and well, as she simply hasn't been seen in months.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 06:52 PM (wb9Nt)

202 Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate.

Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is good
Every sperm is needed
In your neighborhood.

/m. python

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 19, 2019 06:53 PM (9ScvN)

203 I love how they keep drawing the lines with such definition. Removes any doubt.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2019 06:53 PM (1+CaC)

204 A good case can be made that Christians should now be married by their churches and forget about government sanctions.
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Well, except that the Episcopalians, and Presbyterians(USA), et al, are on board with ghey 'marriage'. Oh, wait...I see you meant practicing Christians. Never mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (CDGwz)

205 Look what they're doing in a panic for votes.

1 - let all illegals in, allow them to vote
2 - change the electoral college to count all votes
3 - proposing lower the voting age to 16
4 - fraudulent voting

They are going to go all out. They see their future dwindling fast.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 06:34 PM (vEIlU)

Au contraire, ma'am. They think they're on the verge of pulling it off.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (MaEME)

206 I was reading the Sidebar about the Chinese and their blunt commentary about "White-Left" and "Middle-Age Housewives" as heroes.

It cracks me up because Owen Benjamin did a "bit" on a Livestream about sarcastic Jews and blunt Chinese not exactly seeing eye-to-eye.

Jew: I really appreciate you being four hours late in cleaning my suit.

Chinaman: Why you happy. Work not done on time. You foolish.

Jew: At least I know your Customer Service is top notch.

Chinaman: How you mean? We give you discount because we behind for late work.

Jew: I'm just happy that I could miss my flight for a ten-dollar discount.

Chinaman: You make no sense. You crazy person.

Jew: I'm trying to have a sense of humor about this whole ordeal.

Chinaman: That not funny. You know what funny? Fat girl fall down stairs because she fat.

Jew: Well, you're a ray of sunshine.

Chinaman: I no ray of sunshine. I angry at people work for me and man with business.

Jew: I'll be sure to come back tomorrow.

Chinaman: You no come back tomorrow. You make no sense. Leave store now!

Jew byeeee.

Chinaman: Fuck off.

Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (Ckg4U)

207 184 A good case can be made that Christians should now be married by their churches and forget about government sanctions.
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This has been my thought for some time now.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (IDhUW)

208 But since logic is a forbidden art in this country, I'll support your stupid "sperm is babies" bill when you pass a law letting me claim them as dependants and qualify for welfare

Why must so many women put so much effort into proving the 19th Amendment was a horrible idea?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (TN1P5)

209 I suppose I'm officially old now. I was just thinking how nice and warm and comfy this pair of wool socks is.

Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (MVjcR)

210 Woot! Wildly OT. Scored 20 lbs of boneless, skinless chicken breasts for $1.99/lb.
Trimmed and vacuum packed and in freezer!
Kroger has an insane sale on chicken right now.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (21UM+)

211 Ensuring reporting compliance is gonna get messy.

Posted by: Calm Mentor

Just think of the title of the inspector...All hail the Chief Inspector for the Director of the Supreme Counsel for Spermatic Expression!

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (32YRo)

212 186

I still don't understand the Dane Cook reference to Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at March 19, 2019 06:50 PM (hTMUo)

I guess when Dane was new he was really hot and popular, but then as time wore on his shtick wore on people? Same as?

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 06:55 PM (aI4xH)

213 36 7 Does anyone use duckduckgo?
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (4e+hS)

yes.

also started using Brave.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:22 PM (sy5kK)
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How is Brave now? I tried it a year or two ago, and it was very buggy. Took forever to bookmark.

I do use Sea Monkey, also, but only for bridge.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 19, 2019 06:55 PM (VaN/j)

214 So whats the end game?

Cristians marginalized, yet these are no threats to XYZ.

Who threatens gays in the real world? Muslims do. Cartels do. Commies do. Socialists do. Gonna suck to be gay when the commies take over.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2019 06:35 PM (u82oZ)

The end game is to kill all Christians. Period. End of story.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:55 PM (MaEME)

215 203 I love how they keep drawing the lines with such definition. Removes any doubt.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2019 06:53 PM (1+CaC)

When coffee comes up through the nose, is it still called a chuckle? Or a mess?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:55 PM (sy5kK)

216
Look what they're doing in a panic for votes.

1 - let all illegals in, allow them to vote

2 - change the electoral college to count all votes

3 - proposing lower the voting age to 16

4 - fraudulent voting

They are going to go all out. They see their future dwindling fast.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 06:34 PM (vEIlU)

That's pretty much Stacey Abrams' platform. That gap-toothed commie is either going to go after David Perdue's seat or go all in and run for preezy. Because Failure Theater is a feature, not a bug, to the Dems.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 06:56 PM (ptqGC)

217 I suppose I'm officially old now. I was just thinking how nice and warm and comfy this pair of wool socks is.
Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (MVjcR)
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Welcome to my world.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2019 06:56 PM (aXucN)

218 I'm assuming Congress is drafting legislation right now to condemn anti-Christianity, which will pass with the majority votes from both parties.
Nah, just fucking with ya.

Posted by: literally serious at March 19, 2019 06:56 PM (tRLIC)

219 A good case can be made that Christians should now be married by their churches and forget about government sanctions.

I don't think pastors should sign governmental marriage certificates, but I've done it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 06:56 PM (AllCR)

220
What is the purpose of wanting men to report their ejaculations?

Reporting for duty!

Posted by: John Kerry at March 19, 2019 06:56 PM (aKsyK)

221 Obviously your objection to showing fisting pron to toddlers demeans biters of pillow and must be suppressed.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (jlX7q)

222 everyone should love wool sox

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (4hfnr)

223 >>>Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 19, 2019 06:34 PM (vEIlU)

Au contraire, ma'am. They think they're on the verge of pulling it off.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (MaEME)
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Ain't that a hoot?

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (ePWRo)

224 How is Brave now? I tried it a year or two ago, and it was very buggy. Took forever to bookmark.

I do use Sea Monkey, also, but only for bridge.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 19, 2019 06:55 PM (VaN/j)

I'm using Brave, now. I haven't had any problems with it. Works fine.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (YJn4J)

225
Woot! Wildly OT. Scored 20 lbs of boneless, skinless chicken breasts for $1.99/lb.

Trimmed and vacuum packed and in freezer!

Kroger has an insane sale on chicken right now.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (21UM+)

My Kroger is selling alligator meat. Seriously. It tastes like chicken, and is twice as expensive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (ptqGC)

226 I do use Sea Monkey, also, but only for bridge.

Posted by: Eeyore

Those are not real - I think they're just worm shit in water - just saying...

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (32YRo)

227 Remember when that crazy Iranian broad killed a couple people at youtube because she was demonetized? Good times.

Posted by: Regular joe at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (6/uwW)

228 VP Dipshit

Sounds like this guy should be promoted to nightshift janitor.

Posted by: Fritz at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (LuPts)

229 And turn in your jerk socks!

Posted by: Jane D'oh

You can have it when you pry it from my warm right hand!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (LOq4H)

230 217 I suppose I'm officially old now. I was just thinking how nice and warm and comfy this pair of wool socks is.
Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM (MVjcR)
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Welcome to my world.
Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2019 06:56 PM (aXucN)
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Think I'll drag the rocking chair out onto the porch and yell at cars.

Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (MVjcR)

231 The end game is to kill all Christians. Period. End of story.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:55 PM (MaEME)

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Eh, it's to drive all religion underground in favor of Statist atheism.

They still need us to be yoked to State and to perform labor for it, after all.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 06:58 PM (wb9Nt)

232 Checked out a site where a family member is considering getting married. The yelp had a rating of one star. I read the reviews as it looked lovely on the website - the reviews all trashed it for not being welcoming to lgbtq. I feel a micro aggression to this e people for trying to destroy a business.

Posted by: Jh at March 19, 2019 06:58 PM (ny1NG)

233 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

So just compile a list of profiles and contact numbers of every female sheriff in Ga and let the free and legally mandated phone sex begin
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Walk in to her office, jack it onto the middle of her desk and say, "there's one!"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 06:58 PM (21UM+)

234 Weasel, let me introduce you to buffalo wool, You'll shuck wool in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2019 06:58 PM (1+CaC)

235 233 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill that would require middle-aged and older men to report their ejaculations to a county sheriff.

So just compile a list of profiles and contact numbers of every female sheriff in Ga and let the free and legally mandated phone sex begin
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Walk in to her office, jack it onto the middle of her desk and say, "there's one!"
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 06:58 PM (21UM+)

Is there ANYTHING that isn't about Revenge and Daddy Hate anymore?

Posted by: Hikaru at March 19, 2019 06:59 PM (pgXNG)

236 Think I'll drag the rocking chair out onto the porch and yell at cars.
Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2019 06:57 PM (MVjcR)
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There are 4 rocking chairs on my porch but I'm too cold to go out and sit in them.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2019 06:59 PM (aXucN)

237 That's pretty much Stacey Abrams' platform. That gap-toothed commie is either going to go after David Perdue's seat or go all in and run for preezy. Because Failure Theater is a feature, not a bug, to the Dems.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 06:56 PM (ptqGC)

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I saw mention today that she is on the short list to run as Slow Joe's VP candidate. There. Is. Not. Enough. Popcorn.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 06:59 PM (ffYR/)

238
234 Weasel, let me introduce you to buffalo wool, You'll shuck wool in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2019 06:58 PM (1+CaC)
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I've heard it's nice. These are merino wool I think.

Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2019 06:59 PM (MVjcR)

239 Loving wool socks is a sign of wisdom, not age.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 06:59 PM (IDhUW)

240 213 36 7 Does anyone use duckduckgo?
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 19, 2019 06:17 PM (4e+hS)

yes.

also started using Brave.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:22 PM (sy5kK)
___

How is Brave now? I tried it a year or two ago, and it was very buggy. Took forever to bookmark.

I do use Sea Monkey, also, but only for bridge.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 19, 2019 06:55 PM (VaN/j)

Brave has been solid for me. It blocks the ads. However, I cannot play a Twitter video, I think the same code blocks the video as the ad.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (sy5kK)

241 I got Insom his first pair of wool socks for his trip here.

He liked them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (d7Ww2)

242 ...Jew byeeee.

Chinaman: Fuck off.
Posted by: Slapweasel, White Enthusiast

I watched that too lol..

I'll have to admit tho, it's nice he went back to shorter rants, I mean vlogs lol. Those 3-4 hr ones really started to wear on me. And I think him too, even tho he wouldn't admit it.

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (aI4xH)

243 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill
that would require middle-aged and older men to report their
ejaculations to a county sheriff.

How does that work? Like a confessional? Or does the law require recovering the evidence and bringing it in?

And so as to not accidentally fail to report, how does this not turn into a regularly scheduled bukkake down at the sheriff's department?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (lD3vL)

244
That's pretty much Stacey Abrams' platform. That gap-toothed commie is
either going to go after David Perdue's seat or go all in and run for
preezy. Because Failure Theater is a feature, not a bug, to the Dems.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 06:56 PM (ptqGC)

---------------------------

I saw mention today that she is on the short list to run as Slow Joe's VP candidate. There. Is. Not. Enough. Popcorn.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 19, 2019 06:59 PM (ffYR/)

I can hear Slow Joe now: "They're gonna put this woman in chainzzzzz!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (ptqGC)

245 I suppose I'm officially old now. I was just thinking how nice and warm and comfy this pair of wool socks is.
Posted by: Weasel
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Well, this is embarrassing, I wear these to sleep in during the winter:

http://tinyurl.com/y6745tjb

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (CDGwz)

246 I still don't understand the Dane Cook reference to Ben Shapiro.

Dane Cook is a talentless hack.
So...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 07:01 PM (oVJmc)

247 My Kroger is selling alligator meat. Seriously. It tastes like chicken, and is twice as expensive.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Love gator tail.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 07:01 PM (21UM+)

248 Brave has been solid for me. It blocks the ads. However, I cannot play a Twitter video, I think the same code blocks the video as the ad.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (sy5kK)
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If you click on the timestamp of the Twitter video, it will take you right to it on Twitter and then you can see it.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2019 07:01 PM (aXucN)

249 Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 06:19 PM (aI4xH)

What's your general location?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

North Texas, why?

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 06:48 PM (aI4xH)

WBAP.

Same location here.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 07:01 PM (MaEME)

250 I'd like to find a nice affordable VPN service. Any by "affordable" I mean dirt fucking cheap because I'm flat broke. Free would be even better, but I know that's not happening.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 06:31 PM (HaL55)

I've been using Avast's VPN, $2/month. Seems to work fine; no idea about its security.

The Epic browser says it has built-in encryption.

Any thoughts on these from the Horde?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 07:01 PM (6b1dn)

251 Reporting for duty!

Posted by: John Kerry

"Real ejaculations, damn it, not premature spillage at the Dollar Motel Whorehouse in Creeptown, Mass!" - Inspector for the Director of the Supreme Counsel for Spermatic Expressions.

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 07:01 PM (32YRo)

252 >>>He liked them

perfect!

Posted by: trapper's girl at March 19, 2019 07:01 PM (4hfnr)

253 Aer Lingus is Gaelic for Air Line

That is all

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 19, 2019 07:01 PM (7yJyF)

254
How does that work? Like a confessional? Or does the law require recovering the evidence and bringing it in?

Will you be able to Skype in your ejaculation report?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (TAmPV)

255 Brave has been solid for me. It blocks the ads. However, I cannot play a Twitter video, I think the same code blocks the video as the ad.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (sy5kK)

I can't play Twatter videos that are embedded on other sites but I click through to the Twatter page, itself, and the videos play fine. That happens on this site even though I stopped blocking ads, here. (I actually click through to those list ads on the left side every now and then to throw ace a bone)

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (YJn4J)

256 Love gator tail.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 07:01 PM (21UM+)

*waits patiently for horde response to this*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (ptqGC)

257 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill

that would require middle-aged and older men to report their

ejaculations to a county sheriff.

Totes the same as vivisecting your young.
Dazzle us with your brainginas, womyns.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (oVJmc)

258 WBAP.

Same location here.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 07:01

Cool!

GO ST/\RS!!

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (aI4xH)

259 Yet Google is a platform.

With no editorial purview.

Thanks Congress.

Posted by: golfman at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (OE84+)

260 Well, this is embarrassing, I wear these to sleep in during the winter:

http://tinyurl.com/y6745tjb
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (CDGwz)
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I WANT.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (aXucN)

261
There are 4 rocking chairs on my porch but I'm too cold to go out and sit in them.
Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2019 06:59 PM (aXucN)
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Oh, right. Cracker Barrel.

Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2019 07:03 PM (MVjcR)

262 Well that really set us off. And the gal just keeps saying "what, what, what" until we finally compose ourselves enough to tell her.

Hey, it was cheap entertainment.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 06:46 PM (MaEME)

Yeah, but did she stay?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (sy5kK)

She was embarrassed. Which, given her track record, was kinda surprising.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 07:03 PM (MaEME)

263 230 217 I suppose I'm officially old now. I was just thinking how nice and warm and comfy this pair of wool socks is.
Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2019 06:54 PM

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Welcome to my world.
Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2019 06:56 PM

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Think I'll drag the rocking chair out onto the porch and yell at cars.
Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2019 06:58

TDG Vol. 2 isn't going to produce itself, you know.

Posted by: @JRandomMoron at March 19, 2019 07:03 PM (k2zJW)

264 Aer Lingus is Gaelic for Air Line

That is all

Posted by: Ignoramus

Shep, again, hardest hit...

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 07:03 PM (32YRo)

265 *waits patiently for horde response to this*

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Thought about that as I hit "Post".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 07:03 PM (21UM+)

266 They're going to start trying to kill us en masse sooner than we think.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 19, 2019 07:03 PM (vcatx)

267 Super douchey. No talent. A shticky routine that never changes. Extremely annoying to all but the college/HS audiences.

If there's a political Dane Cook, it's Ben.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2019 07:03 PM (wb9Nt)

268

Love gator tail.

There's a little local restaurant I've played at not far from here that makes fantastic gator nuggets. Those in a little habanero sauce and a cold beer and I'm in heaven.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 07:04 PM (HaL55)

269 CNN is all excited that Kamala is at 12% in its recent poll. Shes at 8% in another recent poll.

Biden is still the plurality front runner averaging over 30%, but in a party thats majority Commie / Aggrieved

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 19, 2019 07:04 PM (7yJyF)

270 243 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill
that would require middle-aged and older men to report their
ejaculations to a county sheriff.

How does that work? Like a confessional? Or does the law require recovering the evidence and bringing it in?

And so as to not accidentally fail to report, how does this not turn into a regularly scheduled bukkake down at the sheriff's department?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (lD3vL)

Somehow I think they are still working out the logistics.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 07:04 PM (sy5kK)

271 Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2019 06:51 PM (IdHU4)

Lucky Insom.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 07:04 PM (MaEME)

272 Aer Lingus is Gaelic for Air Line

That is all
Posted by: Ignoramus

So. Cunning Lingus is a smart assed line?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM (21UM+)

273 Why would the ejaculation bill refer to middle-aged and older men?
And that bill seems a little transphobic. Can't people who don't ejaculate be men? Why have these haters not considered them?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM (eAMlh)

274
I WANT.
Posted by: bluebell
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I like them quite a bit. However, being thick and soft, they are a bit prone to 'pilling'.

Btw, anyone know of a good device/method for 'cleaning' pills off of knitware, sweaters and such?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM (CDGwz)

275 *waits patiently for horde response to this*

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Jane, gator is awesome - even the crap served at Popeyes is decent. Fried is best, served with a dipping mayo hot sauce...miss those days

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM (32YRo)

276 Well, this is embarrassing, I wear these to sleep in during the winter:

http://tinyurl.com/y6745tjb
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (CDGwz)
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I WANT.
Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (aXucN)
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A pair of socks at night really helps!

Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM (MVjcR)

277 266 They're going to start trying to kill us en masse sooner than we think.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

I wonder if they're dumb enough to think we won't shoot back.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM (LOq4H)

278 Why would the ejaculation bill refer to middle-aged and older men?
And that bill seems a little transphobic. Can't people who don't ejaculate be men? Why have these haters not considered them?
Posted by: Northern Lurker

They can always jack their lady penis onto the desk.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM (21UM+)

279 They're going to start trying to kill us en masse sooner than we think.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 19, 2019 07:03 PM (vcatx)

They are as chronologically confused and much as they are confident.

Posted by: golfman at March 19, 2019 07:06 PM (OE84+)

280
Will you be able to Skype in your ejaculation report?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (TAmPV)

Only if you include the TPS report cover sheet (Transitory Propulsion of Skeet).

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2019 07:06 PM (pNxlR)

281 "The video was flagged in June 2018 in an internal listserv, 'Yes at Google,' which is run by Google's human resources department, according to those communications and other internal documents, which a source shared with TheDCNF on the condition of anonymity.

The listserv has more than 30,000 members and is devoted to policing 'microaggressions' and 'micro-corrections' within the company, according to its official internal description."

Congress, um, you need to step in here and revoke Google's/Alphabets's license to smear. They are clearly a Publisher and not a Platform. Get their liable asses in court and open them up for litigation that should have been pursued a decade ago.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at March 19, 2019 07:06 PM (6eEQ+)

282 Btw, anyone know of a good device/method for 'cleaning' pills off of knitware, sweaters and such?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM (CDGwz)

You can buy little razor blade thingies that remove those. Target and other places sell them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:06 PM (ptqGC)

283 So just compile a list of profiles and contact numbers of every female sheriff in Ga and let the free and legally mandated phone sex begin
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 06:49 PM (TAmPV)

I'm sure you were joking, but this is a GREAT idea.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 19, 2019 07:06 PM (MaEME)

284 How does that work? Like a confessional? Or does the law require recovering the evidence and bringing it in?
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A sworn record would suffice. Date/Time/Place.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 07:06 PM (xSo9G)

285 Be sure to take hand sanitizer when you go to the ejaculation reporting place.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 07:06 PM (eAMlh)

286 Why would the ejaculation bill refer to middle-aged and older men?
And that bill seems a little transphobic. Can't people who don't ejaculate be men? Why have these haters not considered them?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM (eAMlh)

Female trannies have to report their farts. It's fair. Female trannies tend to fart a lot because they think it makes them seem more like men.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 07:06 PM (YJn4J)

287 how does this not turn into a regularly scheduled bukkake down at the sheriff's department?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (lD3vL)

I'm pretty sure I've seen this movie...

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 19, 2019 07:06 PM (SgjGX)

288 Btw, anyone know of a good device/method for 'cleaning' pills off of knitware, sweaters and such?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM

Slap hot iron to it.

Posted by: @JRandomMoron at March 19, 2019 07:06 PM (k2zJW)

289 HIYA Nurse!
Glad to hear it went well!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 19, 2019 07:07 PM (LOq4H)

290 Btw, anyone know of a good device/method for 'cleaning' pills off of knitware, sweaters and such?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 07:05 PM (CDGwz)
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I do! I have a little red brush that I got on Amazon for that purpose. It works well. I have to run out now so I can't look it up but I promise I will find it and tell you when I see you next.

Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2019 07:07 PM (aXucN)

291
Why would the ejaculation bill refer to middle-aged and older men?

Why accept their arbitrary and capricious definitions? For example, every one here is 29.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2019 07:08 PM (pNxlR)

292 And yet, so many people that I would consider conservative still use this evil freaking company. I will not knowingly do anything with Google. STOP using them FF sake!

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 07:08 PM (+/tGa)

293 CNN is all excited that Kamala is at 12% in its recent poll. Shes at 8% in another recent poll.

Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill
that would require middle-aged and older men to report their
ejaculations to a county sheriff.

Are these both the same story?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 07:08 PM (sy5kK)

294 How does that work? Like a confessional? Or does the law require recovering the evidence and bringing it in?
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A sworn record would suffice. Date/Time/Place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

"My driveway, McDonald's driveway, on the turnpike, your parking lot. Today."

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 07:09 PM (21UM+)

295 Are these both the same story?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 07:08 PM (sy5kK)

It's all the same story.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 19, 2019 07:10 PM (YJn4J)

296 Five female Democrats in the Georgia state House have sponsored a bill
that would require middle-aged and older men to report their
ejaculations to a county sheriff.

Man, that sheriff is going to get really tired answering his phone at 2:00 a.m. and 2:10, and 2:12 and 2:20..

Posted by: Minnfidel at March 19, 2019 07:10 PM (+/tGa)

297 256 Love gator tail.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 07:01 PM (21UM+)

*waits patiently for horde response to this*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (ptqGC)

yeah. I skipped the BJ joke.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 19, 2019 07:10 PM (sy5kK)

298 Be sure to take hand sanitizer when you go to the ejaculation reporting place.

Posted by: Northern Lurker

Armless legless males should be allowed ejaculation support females...

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 07:10 PM (32YRo)

299 Dude does it always have to be about the NeverTrumpers?

Posted by: Parsimonious parsimony, eschewer of surplusage at March 19, 2019 07:10 PM (6qtm/)

300 My friend the Eastern Orthodox priest who is more politically liberal than I am, but not a leftist says that his issue with the alphabet group- LGBTQAI-s that people should understand what is legal and what is defined as legal for religious groups. When the law was changed and the church was forced to perform marriages for the state under Roman law this was understood to be a union of a man and a woman. There were various forms of marriage laws, and yes, homosexual relationships were known and approved, So they can be in a same sex union, but not a sacrament of marriage. From an Orthodox perspective and a RC one this is where they begin. A church marriage is intended to be one in which people abide by the commandments of the church and the other is managed by the state and has to be managed differently.

It's harder to make this point from a Protestant perspective since we only have two Sacraments and marriage isn't one of them. Yes, we can argue Scripture-but it's not my intention to do so- and the countervailing arguments is "Norms and interpretations of Scripture change" .

I probably really belong in an Orthodox Church.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 07:10 PM (AllCR)

301 A sworn record would suffice. Date/Time/Place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Mr Plumb/The Conservatory/The Candlestick

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 07:11 PM (aI4xH)

302 waits patiently for horde response to this*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (ptqGC)

yeah. I skipped the BJ joke.

Posted by: LeftCoast

Too old fashion, I guess - went right over my head...

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 07:12 PM (32YRo)

303
A sworn record would suffice. Date/Time/Place. Posted by: Mike Hammer
"My driveway, McDonald's driveway, on the turnpike, your parking lot. Today."

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 07:09 PM (21UM+)

Front seat of the police cruiser parked outside the Taco Shack on Elm.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at March 19, 2019 07:12 PM (TAmPV)

304

And yet, so many people that I would consider conservative still use
this evil freaking company. I will not knowingly do anything with
Google. STOP using them FF sake!

I confess to using UToob to learn how to play guitar. But I installed uMatrix and uBlockOrigin on this browser so I don't have to look at their ads and they can't stalk around the Intarwebz as easily anymore. Also went into Goolag's setting and turned everything I could find where they're tracking me OFF. They prolly have all that turned back on as soon as I exit, but at least they know I like what little bit of privacy I have left and want to keep it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy says #PurgeProgressivism at March 19, 2019 07:12 PM (HaL55)

305 "How does that work? Like a confessional?"

You just call up the hotline and tell them you're coming.
Easy peasy.

Posted by: a hand baby at March 19, 2019 07:13 PM (UdKB7)

306 301 Jarvis

>> The Candlestick

Kinky!

Posted by: ibguy at March 19, 2019 07:13 PM (EHVbt)

307 There's a little local restaurant I've played at not far from here that makes fantastic gator nuggets. Those in a little habanero sauce and a cold beer and I'm in heaven.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

Razoo's Cajun restaurant (chain) here sells fried gator tail with a remoulade dipping sauce.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 07:13 PM (21UM+)

308 gay marriage is just like social justice. the qualifier means not.

Posted by: x at March 19, 2019 07:13 PM (nFwvY)

309 A Hillary faceplant would be the equivalent of how many ejaculations?

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 07:13 PM (eAMlh)

310 If they censor shit because of tantrums by their employers, they're acting as publishers, no?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2019 07:14 PM (oVJmc)

311 There's an app for that!

Posted by: a hand baby at March 19, 2019 07:14 PM (UdKB7)

312 >>Love gator tail.

Remember to sell the gator in the next village over.

Posted by: Achmed at March 19, 2019 07:14 PM (2cuLk)

313 6 I suppose I should try to return to emailing instead of using social(ist) media. Of course first I'd have to get a real mail service to replace the free gmail that is good enough for all the spam emails.
*****************************
Proton Mail

Posted by: Anchovy at March 19, 2019 07:14 PM (B3kya)

314 If they censor shit because of tantrums by their employers, they're acting as publishers, no?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Yes. Now it just take a successful court challenge.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2019 07:15 PM (21UM+)

315 Nood

Posted by: Max Power at March 19, 2019 07:15 PM (Hucnr)

316 Protecting your church against legal suits by gays wanting to get married there:

https://tinyurl.com/y36coan3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 07:15 PM (AllCR)

317 I think Beto's dad should have had to report that most of Beto ran down mom's leg.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at March 19, 2019 07:15 PM (Jj+59)

318 Have these state Senators been getting prank heavy breather calls? Oooh, there's one for your data base senator.

Posted by: Northern Lurker, irritable, so very irritable. Have I mentioned I'm irritable? at March 19, 2019 07:16 PM (eAMlh)

319 Run, Beto , Run.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at March 19, 2019 07:17 PM (Jj+59)

320 300 - "I probably really belong in an Orthodox Church."

Fen, me too. My wife and i went to an Orthodox Christmas concert here in Seattle and at intermission we stopped in the church bookstore. Lot of good stuff on the shelves. It's very different - a bit of a warrior faith. Which suits me fine.

I'll have to see where this journey takes us.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 19, 2019 07:17 PM (k3g2v)

321 I just created an account with mail.com.

I seem to have locked myself out of my moronhorde address

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at March 19, 2019 07:17 PM (IDhUW)

322 Were someone to suggest 10 or even 5 years ago that Tyranny would come to this nation under the aegis of "gay marriage", everyone would have thought he'd gone mad...

It doesn't seem so crazy now, does it?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at March 19, 2019 07:18 PM (CLcKT)

323 Man, that sheriff is going to get really tired answering his phone at 2:00 a.m. and 2:10, and 2:12 and 2:20..

Video.

This will attract exhibitionists afflicted with chronic onanism.

Are spouses required to testify against their husbands?

Might even have to put on the Georgia website a Hall of Shame.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at March 19, 2019 07:19 PM (lD3vL)

324
Well, this is embarrassing, I wear these to sleep in during the winter:

http://tinyurl.com/y6745tjb
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2019 07:00 PM (CDGwz)
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I WANT.
Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2019 07:02 PM (aXucN)

Acrylic fibers FTW! Got my industrial experience start working in DuPont Orlon(R) Acrylic Fibers business. It was a great experience.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 19, 2019 07:24 PM (pNxlR)

325 STOP ME BEFORE I COME AGAIN.

Posted by: BREATHY VOICE at March 19, 2019 07:24 PM (oVJmc)

326 Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 19, 2019 07:17 PM (k3g2v)

Well, God bless you on your journey. It's probably a bit easier to make that transition if you aren't an ordained Protestant clergyperson.

Sigh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2019 07:26 PM (AllCR)

327 No sigh, Fen :-)

Ya gotta do whatcha gotta do, as they say.
Though I lurk mainly - and interject the occasional comment - not enough to be noticed, really - I always enjoy your thoughts on this blog. You are an inspiration to us Morons.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at March 19, 2019 07:33 PM (k3g2v)

328 301 A sworn record would suffice. Date/Time/Place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Mr Plumb/The Conservatory/The Candlestick

Posted by: Jarvis Deplorable at March 19, 2019 07:11 PM (aI4xH)
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They don't have enough lead in their pencils.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 19, 2019 07:36 PM (ePWRo)

329 Be sure to take hand sanitizer when you go to the ejaculation reporting place.

Posted by: Northern Lurker

And for the love of God, don't shake hands with anybody.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 07:50 PM (6b1dn)

330 Be sure to take hand sanitizer when you go to the ejaculation reporting place.

Posted by: Northern Lurker

Sign over the exit: "Thank you! Come again!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 19, 2019 07:51 PM (6b1dn)

331 When the Civil War comes I want to be on the demolition team that's assigned to blow up google's server sites.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 19, 2019 06:23 PM (2DOZq)

There is a bunch of them just down the road from the PNW MoMe in The Dalles Oregon.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 19, 2019 08:04 PM (bfj2n)

332 Maybe Google can ban some ads in Hell when they get there.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2019 08:13 PM (uEbPt)

333 STOP ME BEFORE I COME AGAIN.

Posted by: BREATHY VOICE

Put your dick up! You are under arrest for violation of the multiple ejaculation ordinance 1 2 many of the Georgia Code of Criminal Law - any splurge you issue now can and will be used against you in a court of law...

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2019 09:03 PM (32YRo)

334 Discrimination lawsuits need to done.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 19, 2019 09:09 PM (u1/4e)

335 We need to CC all of these sickening real world examples of platform repression fraud to DevinNunes as Exhibits 1 to 50,000, I sense he aint playin.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at March 19, 2019 09:14 PM (ixZj7)

336 "[...] those without families did not have families."

Well, duh.

Posted by: aelfheld at March 20, 2019 11:00 AM (IxDhF)

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