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Media Matters Shrieks About Tucker Carlson Using "Naughty" Language on Decade-Old Shockjock Radio Show;
Tucker Carlson Says He Won't Be Apologizing

By the way: It's not just Media Matters pushing this hit.

It's Pierre Omidyar operative/Bulwark towel-boy Jim Swift. And Head Cuck Bill Kristol. They're pimping this story on Twitter and Conserving so much Conservatism you just can't even believe it.

I saw someone say: Jim Swift and Bill Kristol have decided the free speech hill to die on is an abortion-crazy leftist's twitter attacks on pro-lifers, second-amendment defenders, and cancer patients -- but not this Tucker Carlson Class Traitor.

Here's the Media Matters tweet containing Tucker's shocking language, and here's a USAToday article dutifully carrying water for MMFA.

Some of the Shock Words are pure political argument (about whether the law actually supports convicting a cult leader for "facilitation of child rape" for performing a marriage service between a 16 year old and 27 year old; Tucker opined that twisting the law to cover something it wasn't designed to cover was really just convicting a guy for being "weird and unpopular") and another bit which is obviously an ironic joke: claiming that what really turns women on is "arguing with them," especially if they're feminists, and telling them that they should "just kind of be quiet and do what you're told."

Obviously, a joke, because (let me explain Being Human to NPCs) women do not like being argued with/disputed, even the non-feminist ones, which every man knows, hence Tucker's advice is plainly intended to be Very Bad Advice and he's relying on the non-NPCs listening to understand he is speaking nonsense which is intended to be silly.

Carlson issued this non-apology statement:

"Media Matters caught me saying something naughty on a radio show more than a decade ago," he said. "Rather than express the usual ritual contrition, how about this: I’m on television every weeknight live for an hour. If you want to know what I think, you can watch. Anyone who disagrees with my views is welcome to come on and explain why."

USAToday then indulges in an accepted form of today's journalistic malpractice, which is padding an article by collecting up Spicy Tweets by NPCs engaging in the Two Minute Hate and publishing their Favorites as if it's news that People on the Internet Are Angry and Enjoy Attacking the Daily Designated Targets.

These people must be so proud to have gone to journalism school to learn how to copy/paste tweets. Look at me, Ma -- I'm a real jounomalist!!!

You should better #LearnToCode.

Unrelated but Related:



By the Way: Strange, but I never notice the leftist media collecting up Spicy Tweets from right-leaning people when a leftwinger is the target.

This idea that Tweets from Randos Are Real News!!! seems to only be operational when it's leftwingers gang-tweeting someone the left doesn't like. The leftist media never seems to think Spicy Tweets attacking a leftwing target is Real News.

USAToday then published tweets calling for a boycott of Carlson's show.

Not working hand-in-glove with the Democrat/socialist operatives at MMFA or anything.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:30 PM




Comments

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1 foist?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 11, 2019 03:26 PM (ffYR/)

2 dammit

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2019 03:26 PM (ZfRYq)

3 top 5

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 11, 2019 03:26 PM (q8oeS)

4 Sponge

Posted by: FIRST!!!!! at March 11, 2019 03:26 PM (d8iVQ)

5 Tucke's response seems like FYNQ

Posted by: blaster at March 11, 2019 03:27 PM (ZfRYq)

6 I wish his reaction had just been, "Go fuck yourself, you degenerates." But this is an acceptable diplomatic response.

Posted by: trev006 at March 11, 2019 03:27 PM (fPLS0)

7 Good. Never apologize for this kind of thing. As has been demonstrated with perfect clarity over the past couple years of our Maoist denunciations, apologizing just starts your journey to more denunciations and increased pressure. Good on you, TuCa. Stick to it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 03:27 PM (I2dne)

8 It's FYNQ, but first...

Posted by: Roy at March 11, 2019 03:27 PM (xqdqQ)

9 Here's the Media Matters tweet containing Tucker's shocking language

Remind me again, which one of the wogs said she wanted to "impeach that motherfucker?"

I guess that's A-OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2019 03:27 PM (+VZS9)

10 Another wave of corporations will pull advertising from Tucker.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 03:28 PM (BXMxN)

11 NPCs aren't human beings. They're humans existing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 03:28 PM (I2dne)

12 Wow. Look at 'em pounce!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 11, 2019 03:28 PM (C/oM9)

13 Yep. I'd much rather they were completely up-front and open about being propagandists.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 11, 2019 03:28 PM (RD7QR)

14 I wish his reaction had just been, "Go fuck yourself, you degenerates." But this is an acceptable diplomatic response.
Posted by: trev006 at March 11, 2019 03:27 PM (fPLS0)


"Also, GTFO of our country."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2019 03:28 PM (+VZS9)

15 7 Good. Never apologize for this kind of thing. As has been demonstrated with perfect clarity over the past couple years of our Maoist denunciations, apologizing just starts your journey to more denunciations and increased pressure. Good on you, TuCa. Stick to it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 03:27 PM (I2dne)

============

"'But, it's not who we are!"
-Conservatives conserving conservatism

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 11, 2019 03:28 PM (q8oeS)

16 Oh, and I forgot:

pounce pounce pounce pounce

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 11, 2019 03:28 PM (RD7QR)

17 Muslim congresswoman marrying her brother.....not outrageous.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 11, 2019 03:29 PM (aQBL1)

18 Another wave of corporations will pull advertising from Tucker.

No doubt

Posted by: It's me donna at March 11, 2019 03:29 PM (O2RFr)

19 Fuck it. Is that the best you got, MM?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2019 03:29 PM (oVJmc)

20 9 Here's the Media Matters tweet containing Tucker's shocking language

Remind me again, which one of the wogs said she wanted to "impeach that motherfucker?"

I guess that's A-OK.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2019 03:27 PM (+VZS9)

==========

Has everyone forgotten Steven Colbert's "cockholster" "joke"?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 11, 2019 03:29 PM (q8oeS)

21 I'm shocked that anyone thinks what he said is shocking.
Also, Tucker's response is good.

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at March 11, 2019 03:29 PM (al6UK)

22 Glad he isn't apologizing

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at March 11, 2019 03:29 PM (I0GW5)

23 Amazing things can happen to a man once he loses the bow tie.

Posted by: josephistan at March 11, 2019 03:29 PM (7HtZB)

24 16 Oh, and I forgot:

pounce pounce pounce pounce
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 11, 2019 03:28 PM (RD7QR)


then seize, seize, seize, seize

Posted by: Roy at March 11, 2019 03:29 PM (xqdqQ)

25 NPCs aren't human beings. They're humans existing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 03:28 PM (I2dne)

You can't say they're Homo Sapiens, since there's clearly no thinking going on. They're just Homos.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 11, 2019 03:29 PM (J+mig)

26 Ace, respectfully, Tucker's advice per woman is actually the correct advice. Especially his 'they smell fear like dogs' stuff.

Posted by: DB at March 11, 2019 03:30 PM (bhPL1)

27 23 And how!
Bill Nye

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 03:30 PM (BXMxN)

28 Meanwhile, MM is silent on Rapey McBlackface in VA.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 11, 2019 03:30 PM (oVJmc)

29 i'm sure they have the list of all the comedic routines of hitting Palin with baseball bats or calling her a cunt, saying she should be raped.

not to mention what many Obama supporters were calling Hillary supporters during that campaign.

when they act like they really, really care, maybe I will too.

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2019 03:30 PM (gLMhO)

30 Rule #6: Never say you're sorry, it's a sign of weakness.

Posted by: pookysgirl was an NCIS fan at March 11, 2019 03:30 PM (XKZwp)

31 Carlson's reply is perfect.

Never apologize. It will not be enough. Let this steam show blow itself out. In a week, it'll be over.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at March 11, 2019 03:30 PM (d8iVQ)

32 Tucker should apologize!

Posted by: Laura Ingraham at March 11, 2019 03:30 PM (MAstk)

33 27 23 And how!
Bill Nye
Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 03:30 PM (BXMxN)

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Doctor Who taught me that bow ties are cool. So is the fez.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 11, 2019 03:30 PM (q8oeS)

34 i'm glad he isn't going to apologize.

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2019 03:31 PM (gLMhO)

35 Samantha Bee called Ivanka a cunt last year. Outrage meter on the left was pegged at zero. And she lost zero sponsors.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 11, 2019 03:31 PM (aQBL1)

36 Tucker was on MSNBC at the time

Maybe the advertisers should boycott them and NBC.

Posted by: Blanco at March 11, 2019 03:31 PM (QGdDN)

37 Tucker made good argument even back then. The MSM is now broadcasting it as evil ... but imo, most will see it as sane.


The left is now (more than ever) using media dominance to proclaim some radical ideas to be normal, and trying to weaponize decades old clips to prove normal people are evil. But it may be a way for those that don't know Tucker to decide "hey, that guy is not as crazy as they told us he was ... maybe we should listen to Fox more".

The crazies won't change, but those that aren't in the swamp of some social media sites may be swayed against these MFM flame throwers. or not ... hard to say with so much propaganda 24/7.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2019 03:31 PM (Cus5s)

38 It's been said plenty of times, but the best (and perhaps only) positive outcome of the Trump Presidency is the great unmasking.

Everyone can now see the face of Democrat madness and Republican complicity.

What we do with that knowledge is anyone's guess. Many of us have known it for a long time. But the blessing of Trump is that nobody can claim "I didn't know" ever again.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 03:31 PM (AzW6q)

39 Why should he apologize, it's not like he did black-face or something.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 11, 2019 03:31 PM (wGbBR)

40 I assume that Carlson's cruise reservation has been canceled by now.

Posted by: Roy at March 11, 2019 03:31 PM (xqdqQ)

41 He ain't gonna apologize and they ain't gonna force him off the air. Good luck on a boycott also, cause that ain't gonna work either.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 11, 2019 03:31 PM (JUOKG)

42 Conserving so much Conservatism

Cuck Kristol and his Cucketeers are flailing wildly.

Tucker's worst show is a masterpiece compared to their self-promoting whine-fests.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 11, 2019 03:31 PM (LL1Be)

43 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

44 If you pounce too much, there's nothing left to seize.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 11, 2019 03:31 PM (37IEG)

45 Never apologize. Never. The only correct answer is FYNQ.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 11, 2019 03:32 PM (0OmEj)

46

I'm just sorry I couldn't read the Mueller report.

Posted by: Orville Redenbacher at March 11, 2019 03:32 PM (aKsyK)

47 This just in:

The media sucks. Bad.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

48 When Tucker started at FOX I thought to myself he's fag for wearing bow ties. Now I think, he has balls and communicates clearly. Nice turn around Tucker.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 11, 2019 03:32 PM (2LelM)

49 This just in:

The media sucks. Bad.
Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
+++++++++++
Film at every broadcast.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 03:32 PM (I2dne)

50 46

I'm just sorry I couldn't read the Mueller report.

Posted by: Orville Redenbacher at March 11, 2019 03:32 PM (aKsyK)

I'm sorry I couldn't eat it.

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at March 11, 2019 03:33 PM (xqdqQ)

51 i'm glad he isn't going to apologize.
Posted by: willow at March 11, 2019 03:31 PM (gLMhO)

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He has learned the lesson well. They move in for the kill if you apologize. It's like exposing your neck.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 11, 2019 03:33 PM (ffYR/)

52
I'll admit, I like the bow-tie-less "fuck you, asshole" TuCa much better than his milquetoast former persona.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 11, 2019 03:33 PM (veoSD)

53 When Tucker started at FOX I thought to myself he's fag for wearing bow ties.

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I was glad he lost the damned bowtie.

Bowties and those little fedora-like hats are a huge tell. They're the calling cards of the Cuck Reaper.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 03:34 PM (AzW6q)

54 God, I love Tucker. He really has grown up, unlike the cuckservatives that have let the mask slip. I would've bet good money years ago that Tucker would be more like them, but I was WAY wrong

Posted by: In Exile at March 11, 2019 03:34 PM (G3aJa)

55 Who was that Dem that ran for Prezzy who wore a bow tie? I remember Al Franken playing him and the answer to every question in a debate was something like I wear a bow tie.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 11, 2019 03:34 PM (aQBL1)

56 what I twatted to Tucker:

Never apologize to the Left for ANYTHING until they STOP MURDERING BABIES.
Mass murderers don't get to demand anything, Dems.

https://twitter.com/votermom/status/
1105188861171388418

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 11, 2019 03:34 PM (dm05u)

57 Never apologize is a good rule. By the time you figure out the exceptions to that rule, you're still ahead of the game.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 03:34 PM (bcbK8)

58 C'mon, Cucksters.

It's not like Tucker spit on the cross or something.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 11, 2019 03:34 PM (LL1Be)

59 If I had a billion I'd sponsor Tucker, but I don't.

That doesn't mean I don't wish his adversaries painful flaming harm.

Posted by: JEM at March 11, 2019 03:35 PM (8erNz)

60 Tucker, Jeanine, and every other more prominent non-leftist in the media today, and those like Candace Owens and Brandon Straka who are reaching people, are big targets. They must be shut down and shut up. I have no doubt their garbage is being gone through, posts, tweets, statements, recordings, yearbooks, and anything else they can dig up are all being gone through looking for the tiniest infraction that can be blown up like a mushroom cloud. Fox better be behind Carlson. The time for "apologizing" and for resigning due to their phony outrage had better be over. FOAD

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 11, 2019 03:35 PM (JoUsr)

61 This coming off of a weekend when the big hot story on lefty Twitter was the conspiracy theory that PDT beat Melania to death and replaced her with a fake.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 11, 2019 03:35 PM (NQ6DC)

62 Bow ties only look good with a Tux.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 11, 2019 03:35 PM (FKi9J)

63 53 When Tucker started at FOX I thought to myself he's fag for wearing bow ties.

--------

I was glad he lost the damned bowtie.

Bowties and those little fedora-like hats are a huge tell. They're the calling cards of the Cuck Reaper.
--------------------
It was like he wanted to be the next George Will. That's totally faggy.

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 11, 2019 03:35 PM (2LelM)

64 Obviously, a joke, because (let me explain Being Human to NPCs) women do not like being argued with/disputed, even the non-feminist ones, which every man knows, hence Tucker's advice is plainly intended to be Very Bad Advice and he's relying on the non-NPCs listening to understand he is speaking nonsense which is intended to be silly.

I thought he was making a point about being Alpha. The beta cucks are the ones who always agree with a woman's point of view and tell her how wonderful her opinions are. Tucker is saying, "if you want her to be hot for you, get her blood pumping and get her to view you as a challenge."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 11, 2019 03:35 PM (wCmLp)

65 Just remember:

Liberals have to go back decades to find something on Tucker. They had to go back decades and perpetrate a fraud on Brett Kavanaugh.

Meanwhile, Lt. Governor Fairfax raped multiple women this past decade, while Hillary Clinton set up a shadow government server to conceal her vast corruption and criminal enterprise, to say nothing of her confirmed rapist husband. Major figures like John Podesta communicate in pizza code, literally like human traffickers do, and the world shrugs.

Keep pushing it, kids. When democracy becomes tyranny, I still get to vote.

Posted by: trev006 at March 11, 2019 03:35 PM (fPLS0)

66 Calm right, and as I said when they care enough about bad language or embarrassing words , that They don't use them, we can talk.

but for now, I thought calling eachother sluts was 'in', like having slut walks etc.

they clean up, i'll think about it.

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2019 03:35 PM (gLMhO)

67 61

Serious?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 11, 2019 03:36 PM (aQBL1)

68

When Tucker took off the bow tie it was like Clark Kent taking off his glasses.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2019 03:36 PM (aKsyK)

69 If anything, Tucker's statement on feminists is a anthropomorphism. These are the people who have destroyed families and pine for even greater levels of infanticide.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2019 03:36 PM (VpIIl)

70 Who was that Dem that ran for Prezzy who wore a bow tie? I remember Al Franken playing him and the answer to every question in a debate was something like I wear a bow tie.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 11, 2019 03:34 PM (aQBL1)

Simon

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 11, 2019 03:36 PM (FKi9J)

71 Do we have a list of the Tucker-boycott shits?

Posted by: JEM at March 11, 2019 03:36 PM (8erNz)

72 When Tucker took off the bow tie it was like Clark Kent taking off his glasses.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2019 03:36 PM (aKsyK)

Nailed it

Posted by: In Exile at March 11, 2019 03:36 PM (G3aJa)

73 God, I love Tucker. He really has grown up, unlike the cuckservatives that have let the mask slip. I would've bet good money years ago that Tucker would be more like them, but I was WAY wrong
Posted by: In Exile at March 11, 2019 03:34 PM (G3aJa)


Tucker seems to be one of the few political insiders who actually took Trump's election as a sign to figure out where the disconnect was between DC and the rest of the country.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 11, 2019 03:36 PM (wCmLp)

74 then seize, seize, seize, seize
=======

This is about me, isn't it?

*hic*
*twitch* *twitch*
*gets thrown in van*

Posted by: Hillary at March 11, 2019 03:36 PM (vg8iE)

75 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at March 11, 2019 03:34 PM (aQBL1)

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You thinking about Paul Simon? He was always on about his stupid bow ties.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 03:36 PM (AzW6q)

76 Twitter is still cancer.

Fuck cancer.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 03:37 PM (bcbK8)

77 fuck media matters and fuck star trek volcano worshiper character David Brock

Posted by: x at March 11, 2019 03:37 PM (nFwvY)

78 What is kind of interesting about this is that Kristol and co are really just showing that they ARE the caricature of conservatives that liberals have painted for years: rich, entitled, vain, pretentious, morally ambiguous beyond the next paycheck or their bank balance.

What was the name of the 'secret' society in PCU? Balls and Shaft?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 11, 2019 03:37 PM (ycWCI)

79 let me add this.

No Homo but I love Tucker even more after hearing this.

Posted by: Blanco at March 11, 2019 03:38 PM (QGdDN)

80 61 This coming off of a weekend when the big hot story on lefty Twitter was the conspiracy theory that PDT beat Melania to death and replaced her with a fake.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 11, 2019 03:35 PM (NQ6DC)

He has an endless supply of Melanias?

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 11, 2019 03:38 PM (dm05u)

81 Glad he's not apologizing and I hope Judge Jeanine doesn't either.




Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 11, 2019 03:38 PM (DQjsT)

82
Who was that Dem that ran for Prezzy who wore a bow tie? I remember Al Franken playing him and the answer to every question in a debate was something like I wear a bow tie.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


Paul Simon?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2019 03:38 PM (aKsyK)

83 Bowties and those little fedora-like hats are a huge tell. They're the calling cards of the Cuck Reaper.

--

Jr. Black graduated high school in '15. All the boys, except mine and one or two others, wore bow ties. I was floored. In my day (*shakes cane*), any guy in my high school that would've worn a bow tie would've been laughed right out of any teen social circle within a 50 mile radius. It was dork city.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 11, 2019 03:38 PM (JoUsr)

84 He has an endless supply of Melanias?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 11, 2019 03:38 PM (dm05u)

Melanie 2000

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 11, 2019 03:38 PM (FKi9J)

85 I'm sick to my bowels of this tactic of trying to take people down on some weird thing that has no bearing on anything.

Stormy Daniels was the most obvious one to date. Really? You're all suddenly offended by the sin of adultery?

If you want someone removed, TELL ME THE REAL REASON WHY. Stop playing these absurd games.

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 03:38 PM (Rd8+4)

86 Ian, that's alright we think Obama rep[laced an actual woman named michelle with a guy.

Posted by: willow at March 11, 2019 03:39 PM (gLMhO)

87 Leave Twitchy alone...

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at March 11, 2019 03:39 PM (YpRda)

88 61 This coming off of a weekend when the big hot story on lefty Twitter was the conspiracy theory that PDT beat Melania to death and replaced her with a fake.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 11, 2019 03:35 PM (NQ6DC)

I volunteer to closely examine the body of evidence.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 11, 2019 03:39 PM (RD7QR)

89 Mollie Hemingway is a treasure.

Posted by: Emmie at March 11, 2019 03:39 PM (4HMW8)

90 He has an endless supply of Melanias?
========

I'm Melania 225 and she's Melania 322.

Posted by: Mudd's Melanias at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM (vg8iE)

91
The only acceptable apology is a non-apology like, "I'm truly sorry that you lose your shit over such trivial crap.''

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM (jYje5)

92 I had to play an old dude once on stage and refused to go with a clip-on bow tie.

I learned to tie one, damn it!

Bow ties actually are pretty damned cool.

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM (Rd8+4)

93 Tucker seems to be one of the few political insiders who actually took Trump's election as a sign to figure out where the disconnect was between DC and the rest of the country.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 11, 2019 03:36 PM (wCmLp)
+++++++++++
He went up a lot of notches for sure. And he lives in DC and has been an insider forever. If he can look at it and try to figure it out - and he's making a good effort at doing that - then WTF is everyone else's excuse?

On the topic of DC rot, why do so few people put their think tanks in places like Cincinnati or Des Moines or Kansas City? Get our of the swamp and clear your heads.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM (I2dne)

94 Jim Swift is slowly climbing up my board for most hated media figure. He really is a malefactor. Kurt Schlichter just called him a "soft, gimpy serf."

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM (OD2ni)

95 What was the name of the 'secret' society in PCU? Balls and Shaft?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 11, 2019 03:37 PM (ycWCI)


Coming this fall.......

Shaft, having now gotten to old to go it alone, teams up with his young, brash partner, Josef Balls.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

96 Hopefully Tucker has Bill Kristol on to debate 10 year old naughty talk. I would enjoy that. Also, Tucker could interview Bill and ask him why he crashed his magazine for Hillary?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM (2LelM)

97 Glad he's not apologizing and I hope Judge Jeanine doesn't either.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 11, 2019 03:38 PM (DQjsT)

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What did the Judge do? Support TuCa?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM (ffYR/)

98 I missed the last thread, but the Sandmann case may not settle. I wouldn't be surprised if some very powerful people would like to see Sandmann conduct discovery. "Were you co-ordinating with anyone? Who? Show us the emails"

Posted by: artemis at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM (AwPyG)

99 91
The only acceptable apology is a non-apology like, "I'm truly sorry that you lose your shit over such trivial crap.''
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM (jYje5)

==========

Just ask Representative Omar for advice on how to make an apology that means nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM (q8oeS)

100 Fox better be behind Carlson. The time for "apologizing" and for resigning due to their phony outrage had better be over. FOAD
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 11, 2019 03:35 PM (JoUsr)
===

If they don't then Tucker should become an independent voice. IF anything he would be more effective than he is now. FOX after all is legacy media even though it's not overtly left.

Posted by: Augustine at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM (BDZWU)

101 Hot Asian Receptionist is wearing the thigh high stockings and short skirt combo.

Thank you, Japanese fashion trends.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 03:41 PM (bcbK8)

102 Bowties and those little fedora-like hats are a huge tell. They're the calling cards of the Cuck Reaper.

A fedora with a pinch front and wide brim is a man's hat. The smaller version (the trilby) is nothing but a man-bun cover and should be pointed and laughed at, every opportunity.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 11, 2019 03:41 PM (Jr9Sj)

103 That tape is heavily edited. I'm pretty sure that he said "fecklessly cunty" which, according to lefty rules, is okay.

Posted by: windbag at March 11, 2019 03:42 PM (fTXus)

104 Brought to you by the same media that sat on the Khalidi tape and Earflaps' picture with Farrakhan.

Is this a game they REALLY want to play? Who was Hillary's mentor again? An ACTUAL KKK member?

Posted by: acethepug at March 11, 2019 03:42 PM (kybA+)

105 Perhaps we need to draft an official resolution condemning all forms of profanity.

Isn't that how you fix these things?

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 03:42 PM (Rd8+4)

106 99 91
The only acceptable apology is a non-apology like, "I'm truly sorry that you lose your shit over such trivial crap.''
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM (jYje5)

==========

Just ask Representative Omar for advice on how to make an apology that means nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM (q8oeS)

I prefer the Gen. McAuliffe approach. More laconic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 03:42 PM (bcbK8)

107 101 Hot Asian Receptionist is wearing the thigh high stockings and short skirt combo.

Thank you, Japanese fashion trends.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 03:41 PM (bcbK

you know the rule about pics.

Posted by: Roy at March 11, 2019 03:42 PM (xqdqQ)

108 Jim Acosta defends anti-Semitic Dems at today's briefing : https://is.gd/unIJIt

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 11, 2019 03:42 PM (4e+hS)

109 I played an old dude on stage once but it was Prospero, so no bow-tie. Not very realistic for a guy who's been on a desert island for 15 years.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 11, 2019 03:42 PM (DQjsT)

110 Instead of a scythe, the Cuck Reaper carries a mohel's chainsaw.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 03:42 PM (AzW6q)

111 Cuckshed Showdown...Juicy Jonah vs towel-boy Jim Swift in the cock fondling match of the century. Bulls beware...

Posted by: Rubberbutt Bill Kristol at March 11, 2019 03:43 PM (yhf6w)

112 ?gangtweets?

The red wing blackbirds are making their way north and they're quite chatty waiting for the bird feeder.

Posted by: DaveA at March 11, 2019 03:43 PM (FhXTo)

113 What was the name of the 'secret' society in PCU? Balls and Shaft?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 11, 2019 03:37 PM (ycWCI)


You go to jail if you take them?

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

114 Leftists on TuCo: "Oh my virgin ears!! BOYCOTT!!"


Leftists on late term abortion: "YEAAAH!!!"

Posted by: LASue at March 11, 2019 03:43 PM (wMHPW)

115 Fox better be behind Carlson. The time for "apologizing" and for resigning due to their phony outrage had better be over. FOAD

Tucker should threaten to go to OANN.
FOX would shit their collective executive skivvies.


Posted by: mikeyG at March 11, 2019 03:43 PM (LL1Be)

116 61 This coming off of a weekend when the big hot story on lefty Twitter was the conspiracy theory that PDT beat Melania to death and replaced her with a fake.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 11, 2019 03:35 PM (NQ6DC)

No, Trump beat a Melania fembot to "death." When she downloads to her new body, she'll have learned to make sure the bacon is crispy next time.

That's how you keep your robot girlfriend in line, boys. Karl Helo Agathon, I'm looking at you.

Posted by: trev006 at March 11, 2019 03:43 PM (fPLS0)

117 I played an old dude on stage once but it was Prospero, so no bow-tie. Not very realistic for a guy who's been on a desert island for 15 years.

Posted by: Guy Smiley

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Do some research, you dolt!

Posted by: Thurston Howell III at March 11, 2019 03:44 PM (Rd8+4)

118 He has an endless supply of Melanias?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 11, 2019 03:38 PM (dm05u)


No one tell Alexthechick.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 11, 2019 03:44 PM (wCmLp)

119 you know the rule about pics.
Posted by: Roy at March 11, 2019 03:42 PM (xqdqQ)


Damn, copy paste isn't working well today.....damn clipboard....

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

120 Personally, I think Judge Jeanine went a little over the top. While I agree that anyone believing in Sharia Law is not fit to serve in Congress, and I believe there is a good argument that substantial conflicts with our Constitution are presented with the textual reading of Islam, her original phrasing could be construed as a disqualifier for all people of any faith.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2019 03:44 PM (VpIIl)

121 we need to trust bust a bunch of media conglomerates this stuff is ridiculous.

Posted by: simplemind at March 11, 2019 03:44 PM (LvRCt)

122 118 He has an endless supply of Melanias?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at March 11, 2019 03:38 PM (dm05u)

No one tell Alexthechick.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 11, 2019 03:44 PM (wCmLp)

I got next

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 03:44 PM (bcbK8)

123 What did the Judge do? Support TuCa?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM (ffYR/)

No, she questioned whether Omar has more allegiance to Sharia Law than US law, due to the filthy rag she wears on her head.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 11, 2019 03:44 PM (DQjsT)

124
Hopefully Tucker has Bill Kristol on to debate 10 year old naughty talk. I would enjoy that. Also, Tucker could interview Bill and ask him why he crashed his magazine for Hillary?

Posted by: Puddin Head at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM (2LelM)







Cabin Boy Bill would NEVER agree to debate TuCa on live TV. Kristol's a pussy.

But it's fun to think about.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 11, 2019 03:44 PM (veoSD)

125 98 I missed the last thread, but the Sandmann case may not settle. I wouldn't be surprised if some very powerful people would like to see Sandmann conduct discovery. "Were you co-ordinating with anyone? Who? Show us the emails"
Posted by: artemis at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM (AwPyG)


I think that that's right. Going at least through discovery will put enormous pressure on the malefactors to settle, and give Wood great leverage on settlement terms. Think of all the crap that would come out in discovery, and all of the influential people who would move the earth to keep that stuff away from the public.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2019 03:44 PM (+VZS9)

126 The only acceptable apology is a non-apology like, "I'm truly sorry that you lose your shit over such trivial crap.''
Posted by: Newest Nic at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM (jYje5)

==========

Just ask Representative Omar for advice on how to make an apology that means nothing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM (q8oeS)

-------------------------

My Ex Wife's apologies "I'm sorry you feel that way".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 11, 2019 03:45 PM (ffYR/)

127 The headlining of lefty blather-tweets as "news" is a pavlovian trick to encourage the sheep to engage in EVEN MORE two minute hate on any given subject. You know, in case it's this *next* scary amazing thought that gets the tweeter into the bigtime.

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2019 03:45 PM (VGe5Y)

128 No, Trump beat a Melania fembot to "death." When she downloads to her new body, she'll have learned to make sure the bacon is crispy next time.

That's how you keep your robot girlfriend in line, boys. Karl Helo Agathon, I'm looking at you.
Posted by: trev006

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If a robot can't make perfect bacon every time, then what's the point of all this stupid tech, and how is it "progress"?

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 03:45 PM (Rd8+4)

129 Personally, I think Judge Jeanine went a little over the top. While I agree that anyone believing in Sharia Law is not fit to serve in Congress, and I believe there is a good argument that substantial conflicts with our Constitution are presented with the textual reading of Islam, her original phrasing could be construed as a disqualifier for all people of any faith.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2019 03:44 PM (VpIIl)


Personally, I think only one side being held to a standard sucks for everyone, so I don't care how she said it. WHAT she said was largely spot the fuck on.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

130 I kept waiting for the shocking part. It never came.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at March 11, 2019 03:45 PM (yX3gx)

131 Willow: I thought we thought Michelle was just a guy named Michael who was covering for Bath Housr Barry.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 11, 2019 03:46 PM (NQ6DC)

132 107 101 Hot Asian Receptionist is wearing the thigh high stockings and short skirt combo.

Thank you, Japanese fashion trends.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 03:41 PM (bcbK

you know the rule about pics.
Posted by: Roy at March 11, 2019 03:42 PM (xqdqQ)

I don't know a non-creepy way to get them. "Excuse me, Julie-chan? Can you get up and walk across the break room again? Don't mind my cell phone..."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 03:46 PM (bcbK8)

133 125
I think that that's right. Going at least through discovery will put enormous pressure on the malefactors to settle, and give Wood great leverage on settlement terms. Think of all the crap that would come out in discovery, and all of the influential people who would move the earth to keep that stuff away from the public.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 11, 2019 03:44 PM (+VZS9)

===========

Hell, they've so embraced their leftist ethos that they might not mind it coming out.

"Hey, we should destroy this kid because I don't like his hat.
-tater"

"Yeah! CNN is telling it like it is!"
-Half of America

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 11, 2019 03:46 PM (q8oeS)

134 never. gets. old.

@realDonaldTrump
The pathetic and dishonest Weekly Standard, run by failed prognosticator Bill Kristol (who, like many others, never had a clue), is flat broke and out of business. Too bad. May it rest in peace!
8:15 AM - 15 Dec 2018

Posted by: mikeyG at March 11, 2019 03:46 PM (LL1Be)

135 67 61 Serious?
===
Yeah, it's a "story." Which means some reporters collect a few unhinged tweets from idiots and pretend it's some sort of mass movement.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 11, 2019 03:46 PM (hjaPQ)

136 "
My Ex Wife's apologies "I'm sorry you feel that way".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 11, 2019 03:45 PM (ffYR/)"
Aaaaaaaaah!! I hate that.
It's usually followed by, "I'm not".



Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2019 03:46 PM (VpIIl)

137 Naughty?

Did he tell everyone to invade capital?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 11, 2019 03:47 PM (xV4qy)

138 I do appreciate the Left revealing themselves. Its clarifying.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 11, 2019 03:47 PM (iu4jo)

139
Here's a guy who can really carry off a bowtie:

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/95/39/d9
/9539d9f984afe7397a4a48a05d982a8c--very-funny-its-funny.jpg

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 11, 2019 03:47 PM (jYje5)

140 "Yeah! CNN is telling it like it is!"
-Half of America
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 11, 2019 03:46 PM (q8oeS)

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Yep. Half the country has rejected law, order, and decency in the name of some amorphous #Resistance.

The other half quit listening to the news media 30 years ago.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 03:47 PM (AzW6q)

141 "Cuckshed Showdown...Juicy Jonah vs towel-boy Jim Swift in the cock fondling match of the century. Bulls beware..."


IMO, not even close. Jonah makes occasional good points and will begrudgingly give Trump credit sometimes. Plus, I still appreciate some of his past work. OTOH, Jim Swift is a 100% nasty a-hole and was high fiving Molly Jong Fast over CPAC. Plus, I cannot think of anything good Swift has ever written.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 11, 2019 03:47 PM (OD2ni)

142 Hope Tucker stays strong.

It's important to not let the bullies win.

Posted by: Emmie at March 11, 2019 03:47 PM (4HMW8)

143 Hell, they've so embraced their leftist ethos that they might not mind it coming out.

"Hey, we should destroy this kid because I don't like his hat.
-tater"

"Yeah! CNN is telling it like it is!"
-Half of America

--

You're 100% correct. This is the same half of America that would be completely on board overthrowing a duly elected president of the United States because they don't like him.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 11, 2019 03:48 PM (JoUsr)

144 Posted by: Mudd's Melanias at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM

--

As a female, I should not understand this joke and not chuckle.


Yet I did both.


Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 11, 2019 03:48 PM (6vFO7)

145
I am so tired of this. I know they count on attrition to wear us down until we give up, but I don't know how much more of this I can endure before I just switch off and spend what time I have left enjoying books, music, booze, guns, food and T A.,,

Posted by: M K Ultra at March 11, 2019 03:48 PM (UFLLM)

146
If a robot can't make perfect bacon every time, then what's the point of all this stupid tech, and how is it "progress"?

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 03:45 PM (Rd8+4)

THANK you. Would a dude sell washing machines to women because they'll get 50% of the dirt out? Of course not! Then how can a fembot neglect bacon, a vastly more important concern?

Posted by: trev006 at March 11, 2019 03:48 PM (fPLS0)

147 If anyone needs to be cheered up, NY Magazine is laying off 32 reporters. Cue Nelson Munz.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 11, 2019 03:48 PM (OD2ni)

148 Show your support for Tucker:
FOX News- 212-301-3000
Judge Jeanine too.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 11, 2019 03:49 PM (hECVl)

149 He-MAGA Woman Haters Club: New Tapes Surface of Prominent Trump Loving Foxcaster Carlson Saying Women Should Shut Up, Jokes About Child Rape

huffingtonpost.com

Posted by: ... at March 11, 2019 03:49 PM (VGe5Y)

150 I just switch off and spend what time I have left enjoying books, music, booze, guns, food and T A.,,
Posted by: M K Ultra at March 11, 2019 03:48 PM (UFLLM)

You have already found the secret, my son

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 03:49 PM (bcbK8)

151 147 If anyone needs to be cheered up, NY Magazine is laying off 32 reporters. Cue Nelson Munz.

Hope they can learn to code.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 11, 2019 03:49 PM (DQjsT)

152 @realDonaldTrump
The pathetic and dishonest Weekly Standard, run by failed prognosticator Bill Kristol (who, like many others, never had a clue), is flat broke and out of business. Too bad. May it rest in peace!8:15 AM - 15 Dec 2018

--

He should have ended it with, "Toot!"

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at March 11, 2019 03:49 PM (JoUsr)

153 "Personally, I think only one side being held to a
standard sucks for everyone, so I don't care how she said it. WHAT she
said was largely spot the fuck on.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)"
There is very much an element of truth as it relates to Sharia Law. One cannot swear an oath to protect and defend the constitution, and then constantly show that you do not intend to do that based on practice. My point is that's a slippery slope.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 11, 2019 03:50 PM (VpIIl)

154 Yep. Half the country has rejected law, order, and decency in the name of some amorphous #Resistance. 

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 03:47 PM (AzW6q)

Ah ah! Quite a few of them aren't actually your countrymen and have no business in America. And even among Democratic voters, many have more sense than to listen to CNN.

Posted by: trev006 at March 11, 2019 03:50 PM (fPLS0)

155 What did the Judge do? Support TuCa?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM (ffYR/)

No, she questioned whether Omar has more allegiance to Sharia Law than US law, due to the filthy rag she wears on her head.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 11, 2019 03:44 PM (DQjsT)

------------------------

Well, good! Her words and actions suggest that this is likely true. I'm glad the Judge spoke up. Phuch Omar, she wants to be the only one able to criticize.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 11, 2019 03:50 PM (ffYR/)

156 144 Posted by: Mudd's Melanias at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM

--

As a female, I should not understand this joke and not chuckle.


Yet I did both.


Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 11, 2019 03:48 PM (6vFO7)

Bozo is a lucky man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 03:50 PM (bcbK8)

157 Munchausen Matters can lick my donuts

Posted by: Ariana Grande at March 11, 2019 03:51 PM (3U3MX)

158 I just switch off and spend what time I have left enjoying books, music, booze, guns, food and T A.,,
Posted by: M K Ultra at March 11, 2019 03:48 PM (UFLLM)



Add golf to your list and I'm right there with you.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 11, 2019 03:52 PM (iu4jo)

159 No surprise in Kristol going after Tucker. Tucker wrote in "Ship of Fools" that Kristol was "witheringly anti-gay" in private. Can't have his new Diversity bosses know what he really thinks.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 11, 2019 03:52 PM (p0nVR)

160 Edith!! Edith, the bad man said "doody", Edith

Posted by: Archie at March 11, 2019 03:52 PM (FTPVM)

161 This whole Venezuelan thing is pretty unsettling.

Posted by: Max Power at March 11, 2019 03:52 PM (q177U)

162 I just switch off and spend what time I have left enjoying books, music, booze, guns, food and T A.,,
Posted by: M K Ultra at March 11, 2019 03:48 PM (UFLLM)
++++++++++
You're *that* fond of truck stops?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 03:52 PM (I2dne)

163 I figure this will hurt Tucker, but not much. I mean the people who hate him will keep hating him, the people who enjoy him will shrug, and he'll lose a few advertisers, but others will jump in and take the minutes gladly. Fox isn't looking for an excuse to dump him like they were O'Reilly for example.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 03:52 PM (39g3+)

164 BREAKING: I'm hearing unconfirmed reports that Tucker Carlson said "boobs." Please, everyone--try to stay calm while we investigate further.

Posted by: Brooke Baldwin at March 11, 2019 03:52 PM (hjaPQ)

165 I just switch off and spend what time I have left enjoying books, music, booze, guns, food and T A.,,
Posted by: M K Ultra at March 11, 2019 03:48 PM (UFLLM)


Add golf to your list and I'm right there with you.

Posted by: Puddleglum at March 11, 2019 03:52 PM


And local microbrews!

Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 11, 2019 03:52 PM (EOfHE)

166 Are they trying to make me start watching Fox again?

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 11, 2019 03:53 PM (SkuXa)

167 144 Posted by: Mudd's Melanias at March 11, 2019 03:40 PM


--


As a female, I should not understand this joke and not chuckle.




Yet I did both.




Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 11, 2019 03:48 PM (6vFO7)


Bozo is a lucky man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 03:50 PM

--

LOL. I don't think we've watched Star Trek together recently... but we certainly talk about Star Trek on a somewhat regular basis.


Basically we had to date/ marry each other so that other people did not have to date/ marry us.

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 11, 2019 03:54 PM (6vFO7)

168 If anyone needs to be cheered up, NY Magazine is laying off 32 reporters. Cue Nelson Munz.
Aw.
LifE cAn be Rough aNd

TOtally

Confusing . gOoD luck, dudEs.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 11, 2019 03:54 PM (LL1Be)

169 159 No surprise in Kristol going after Tucker. Tucker wrote in "Ship of Fools" that Kristol was "witheringly anti-gay" in private. Can't have his new Diversity bosses know what he really thinks.
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 11, 2019 03:52 PM (p0nVR)

"Witheringly anti-gay" translates to "Raging homosexual"

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 11, 2019 03:54 PM (FTPVM)

170 Question: CNN!
Answer: What took Pravda's place when Pravda went legit?






Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 03:54 PM (gmo/4)

171 I figure this will hurt Tucker, but not much. I mean the people who hate him will keep hating him, the people who enjoy him will shrug, and he'll lose a few advertisers, but others will jump in and take the minutes gladly. Fox isn't looking for an excuse to dump him like they were O'Reilly for example.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 03:52 PM (39g3+)

---------------------------

I'm going to be surprised if he loses any of his current advertisers over this.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 11, 2019 03:54 PM (ffYR/)

172 Basically we had to date/ marry each other so that other people did not have to date/ marry us.
Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 11, 2019 03:54 PM (6vFO7)
++++++++++
Matrimony by default

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 03:54 PM (I2dne)

173 The last guy who looked like a man in a bow tie smoked cigars, drank large amounts of Scots Whisky, and was Prime Minister of Great Britain when it was great.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 11, 2019 03:54 PM (xzqr4)

174 BREAKING: I'm hearing unconfirmed reports that Tucker Carlson said "boobs." Please, everyone--try to stay calm while we investigate further.

I actually said "fun bags". Or "knockers". Or "hooters".

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 11, 2019 03:54 PM (ZGrMX)

175 Should he have said that stuff? Probably not. It was crude and nasty and I'm sure he knows better. I have no doubt he regrets it and has prayed about this, if he's a praying man.

But he should never, ever apologize to anyone for it. Because sin is between him and God, not him and the public. He doesn't owe anyone an apology except maybe the woman he called a c**t

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 03:54 PM (39g3+)

176 Naughtywords bad,

Blackface, hating Jews, murdering born babies meh.

Boobs?

Did someone say boobs?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 11, 2019 03:55 PM (37IEG)

177 171 I figure this will hurt Tucker, but not much. I mean the people who hate him will keep hating him, the people who enjoy him will shrug, and he'll lose a few advertisers, but others will jump in and take the minutes gladly. Fox isn't looking for an excuse to dump him like they were O'Reilly for example.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 03:52 PM (39g3+)

---------------------------

I'm going to be surprised if he loses any of his current advertisers over this.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 11, 2019 03:54 PM (ffYR/)

============

These are the ones that either stayed with him through the last outrage du jour or joined him afterwards.

He's probably fine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Read Some Movie Thoughts at March 11, 2019 03:55 PM (q8oeS)

178 I figure this will hurt Tucker, but not much. I mean
the people who hate him will keep hating him, the people who enjoy him
will shrug, and he'll lose a few advertisers, but others will jump in
and take the minutes gladly. Fox isn't looking for an excuse to dump him
like they were O'Reilly for example.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 03:52 PM (39g3+)



---------------------------



I'm going to be surprised if he loses any of his current advertisers over this.


Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 11, 2019 03:54 PM

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I agree, I doubt he will lose any advertisers over this. It's literally a nothing burger.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at March 11, 2019 03:55 PM (JUOKG)

179 I would never want my daughter to be friends with conservatives.

Posted by: Jonathan Chait NY Magazine at March 11, 2019 03:55 PM (SkuXa)

180 174 BREAKING: I'm hearing unconfirmed reports that Tucker Carlson said "boobs." Please, everyone--try to stay calm while we investigate further.

I actually said "fun bags". Or "knockers". Or "hooters".
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 11, 2019 03:54 PM (ZGrMX)

What do you have against boobs ?!?!

We need to get Charlotte McKinney on to provide a rebuttal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 03:56 PM (bcbK8)

181 Should he have said that stuff? Probably not. It was crude and nasty and I'm sure he knows better. I have no doubt he regrets it and has prayed about this, if he's a praying man.

But he should never, ever apologize to anyone for it. Because sin is between him and God, not him and the public. He doesn't owe anyone an apology except maybe the woman he called a c**t
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 03:54 PM (39g3+)
+++++++++++
He was on a shock jock program. You basically have to be uncouth and rude on those programs - that's their shtick.

I see this as a big fat nothingburger, and so will everyone else except the #Resist set and they aren't in his audience anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 03:56 PM (I2dne)

182
Hope they can learn to code.

***

I think drywall is more their speed. Can't you just see 5' strong wymyn wearing stilts and painting a mudline?

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 11, 2019 03:56 PM (xV4qy)

183 Copy and pasting Twitter is post-grad journalism material.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 03:56 PM (xfb67)

184 Tucker Cussed.

filmateleven.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 11, 2019 03:56 PM (LL1Be)

185 By the Way: Strange, but I never notice the leftist media collecting up Spicy Tweets from right-leaning people when a leftwinger is the target.

This idea that Tweets from Randos Are Real News!!! seems to only be operational when it's leftwingers gang-tweeting someone the left doesn't like. The leftist media never seems to think Spicy Tweets attacking a leftwing target is Real News.


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IDK, they certainly seemed to think that 1 rando making fun of AOC for dancing was Real News.

Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 11, 2019 03:56 PM (8ih7B)

186 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! Paying Trumps Ho payments since 1991 at March 11, 2019 03:56 PM (1XAal)

187 If anyone needs to be cheered up, NY Magazine is laying off 32 reporters.

These magazines, how do they stay around anyway? Who the hell reads a magazine now unless waiting in a doctor's office? Does anyone here even subscribe to an actual physical magazine any more?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 03:56 PM (39g3+)

188 Can't anybody dig up some shit on David Brock? I lived in DC back when he was still on the right and working for the American Spectator and I heard rumors (from leftists) that his personal life was pretty wild (he's gay). Since Brock has no morals to speak of and looks like a creepy perv, I'm sure there must be dirt out there.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 11, 2019 03:56 PM (d6Ksn)

189 This whole Venezuelan thing is pretty unsettling.
======
It was unsettling when the ate the zoo animals and pets. It'll be spring soon, and they'll have a chance at the nesting birds which is something to look forward to if you've been eating garbage.


Posted by: simplemind at March 11, 2019 03:56 PM (LvRCt)

190 I actually said "fun bags". Or "knockers". Or "hooters".

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 11, 2019 03:54 PM

********

Never let a chance go by to mention Sweater Puppies.

Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 11, 2019 03:56 PM (EOfHE)

191 We need to get Charlotte McKinney on to provide a rebuttal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 03:56 PM (bcbK
Or Kate Upton.
I'd be willing to accept a, uh, reboobal, I mean, rebuttal from either of them.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 11, 2019 03:57 PM (37IEG)

192 Since they couldn't get him to shut up with physical attacks on his home, now they try to get him pulled off the air (cable). What should be of concern is what they will try against him when this stunt doesn't work. I seriously believe that he and his family need bodyguards now to ensure their safety.

Posted by: Bill Cooke at March 11, 2019 03:57 PM (xEipz)

193 But was he in blackface?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 03:57 PM (xfb67)

194 If this is supposed to fuck Carlson's career, then everyone that's ever been on The Howard Stern Show should be arrested and deported.

What a load of shit.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

195 Think I'm getting a cold, sinus running

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2019 03:57 PM (BbGew)

196 Should he have said that stuff? Probably not. It was crude and nasty and I'm sure he knows better.
--

If we all worried about what said in public every single moment of our lives-- which our betters in the DNC/MSM want us to do, we would have to sew our mouths shut.

Which I think the DNC/MSM wants some of us to do.

So Carlson said something once. Who cares? Go back and listen to Andrew Dice Clay if you want to get offended.

And..it's humor. Who cares? I choose not to worry about it.

Posted by: shibumi, recently married at March 11, 2019 03:57 PM (6vFO7)

197
This whole Venezuelan thing is pretty unsettling.

Posted by: Max Power at March 11, 2019 03:52 PM


Supermarkets only carry about a three day supply of food, and with no refrigeration that leaves eating options pretty narrow. Four days without power is about as much normal people can take before things get nasty.

It's gonna get interesting. Balls in the court of the 'normies'. Will they step up?

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 11, 2019 03:57 PM (jYje5)

198 Does anyone here even subscribe to an actual physical magazine any more?
-------

American Rifleman but that just comes with an NRA membership.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at March 11, 2019 03:58 PM (SkuXa)

199 I watch Tucker every weekday

Stomp them, he will

Posted by: Yo! Paying Trumps Ho payments since 1991 at March 11, 2019 03:58 PM (1XAal)

200 Can't anybody dig up some shit on David Brock?

"Local story, no news here, moving on"
--News channels about anything that hurts the narrative

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 03:58 PM (39g3+)

201 Tucker should issue a resolution condemning all things bad.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 03:58 PM (xfb67)

202 STOP ME BEFORE I FELLATE YOU AGAIN, YOU HOMO!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at March 11, 2019 03:58 PM (hjaPQ)

203 I see this as a big fat nothingburger, and so will everyone else except the #Resist set and they aren't in his audience anyway.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 03:56 PM (I2dne)

------

They are, however on the boards of and running the marketing departments in every single company in America.

We'll see if Tucker's star power is enough to get them to look past their fealty to the Left.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 03:58 PM (AzW6q)

204 I actually said "fun bags". Or "knockers". Or "hooters".

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 11, 2019 03:54 PM

********

Never let a chance go by to mention Sweater Puppies.
Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 11, 2019 03:56 PM (EOfHE)

------------------------

Blouse Bunnies.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 11, 2019 03:58 PM (ffYR/)

205 Does anyone here even subscribe to an actual physical magazine any more?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 03:56 PM (39g3+)
++++++++++
My alma mater sends me one three times a year to piss me off and ensure I never donate to them. Not sure if that counts.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 03:58 PM (I2dne)

206 I actually said "fun bags". Or "knockers". Or "hooters".



Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 11, 2019 03:54 PM



********



Never let a chance go by to mention Sweater Puppies.

Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 11, 2019 03:56 PM (EOfHE)

Ta ta's

Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 03:59 PM (gmo/4)

207 Siren on Drudge:

PELOSI: NO IMPEACHMENT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2019 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)

208 We got black face KKK governor, this crap of running and hiding is done in my book.

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2019 03:59 PM (BbGew)

209 187 If anyone needs to be cheered up, NY Magazine is laying off 32 reporters.

These magazines, how do they stay around anyway? Who the hell reads a magazine now unless waiting in a doctor's office? Does anyone here even subscribe to an actual physical magazine any more?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 03:56 PM (39g3+)

Does digital count? I just subbed to guntests magazine.

I let my last paper sub, to Military History, lapse.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 03:59 PM (bcbK8)

210 getting a cold, sinus running

***

I'm impacted. Constant pain so I'm telling bad jokes as a distraction. Luckily I have a huge inventory.

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 11, 2019 03:59 PM (xV4qy)

211 Ticker has probably commented or at least read the comments

Posted by: Yo! Paying Trumps Ho payments since 1991 at March 11, 2019 03:59 PM (1XAal)

212
Just because it's hilarious, y'all should read TuCa's classic article for Esquire.

The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Recently, an eminent, varied, large, and unlikely delegation of Americans, led by the Reverend Al Sharpton, went to Africa to heal a wounded continent. They took the whitest man in America with them.

http://tinyurl.com/y37fet67

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 11, 2019 03:59 PM (veoSD)

213 How may celebs and politicians have been on Howard Stern's show? I am sure there are tapes and I am sure they have said worse things than that.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 11, 2019 03:59 PM (hECVl)

214 Chesticles

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 03:59 PM (bcbK8)

215 Tucker

Posted by: Yo! Paying Trumps Ho payments since 1991 at March 11, 2019 04:00 PM (1XAal)

216 They're not going to impeach pelosi?

Phew, now I can die.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 11, 2019 04:00 PM (37IEG)

217 He doesn't owe anyone an apology except maybe the woman he called a c**t
Depends. Was she a cunt?
All this is the media's kneejerk reaction to the Covington Catholic case.
"we're gonna get SUED, ohshitohshitohshit"

"But Tucker did some bad things TOO-oo..."

Posted by: mikeyG at March 11, 2019 04:00 PM (LL1Be)

218 We need to get Charlotte McKinney on to provide a rebuttal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 03:56 PM (bcbK


I thought you said Cynthia McKinney......

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

219 I've said and written a bunch of stuff in the past which I regret having done now. Its inevitable for any human being, we're all sinners. I try much harder now to dampen down that angry, sarcastic side and the bit that can rip out the foul language and naughty commentary. I let a LOT slide on here that I could comment on, trying to be a better man.

I just wish everyone understood that about everyone. Let the perfect among us throw that first stone eh?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:00 PM (39g3+)

220 PELOSI: NO IMPEACHMENT

SIMPLEMIND: NO SH!+

Posted by: simplemind at March 11, 2019 04:00 PM (1Ko1T)

221 Oh, FFS.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 11, 2019 04:00 PM (B+qrE)

222 I still get some car magazines. Because it's expensive to drop a tablet in the toilet.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 04:00 PM (xfb67)

223 I figure this will hurt Tucker, but not much. I mean the people who hate him will keep hating him, the people who enjoy him will shrug, and he'll lose a few advertisers, but others will jump in and take the minutes gladly. Fox isn't looking for an excuse to dump him like they were O'Reilly for example.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 03:52 PM (39g3+)

Something about flak and target. The Left is after him because he's effective.

Posted by: golfman at March 11, 2019 04:00 PM (OE84+)

224 What would be a great move, and expose some people to a little history, is TuCa digging up some footage of old Buddy Hackett routines. You want to be offended, here you go folks.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 11, 2019 04:00 PM (xzqr4)

225 Siren on Drudge:

PELOSI: NO IMPEACHMENT

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2019 03:59 PM


*******

I just shuddered a bit.
Should Siren and Pelosi be in the same sentence?

**goes and puts Jason and the Argonauts away.**

Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 11, 2019 04:01 PM (EOfHE)

226 207 Siren on Drudge:

PELOSI: NO IMPEACHMENT
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2019 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)

Does Pelosi have control over the loons who are even loonier than she is?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 11, 2019 04:01 PM (d6Ksn)

227 218 We need to get Charlotte McKinney on to provide a rebuttal.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 03:56 PM (bcbK

I thought you said Cynthia McKinney......
Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)

I can be mean and heartless, but I'm not that cruel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:01 PM (bcbK8)

228 207 Siren on Drudge:

PELOSI: NO IMPEACHMENT
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2019 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)

HARD LEFT DEMONRATS: NO PELOSI

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at March 11, 2019 04:01 PM (RD7QR)

229 Personal Flotation Devices

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 11, 2019 04:01 PM (51k37)

230
Gayest not homo thing you will see for, possibly, weeks (SFW):

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5h4nwze

Posted by: M K Ultra at March 11, 2019 04:01 PM (UFLLM)

231 I wonder if we could get government funding for a study on how many American English words there are for boobies. Would there be enough money to live on?

Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 04:01 PM (gmo/4)

232 "Media Matters caught me saying something naughty on a radio show more than a decade ago," he said. "Rather than express the usual ritual contrition, how about this: I'm on television every weeknight live for an hour. If you want to know what I think, you can watch. Anyone who disagrees with my views is welcome to come on and explain why."

Perfect. ... Though I would have added a "Fvck You" at the end.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 11, 2019 04:01 PM (AVBLO)

233
They're not going to impeach pelosi?

Phew, now I can die.
Posted by: DamnedYankee


Me too, but I'm not very happy about it!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 11, 2019 04:01 PM (aKsyK)

234 All this is the media's kneejerk reaction to the Covington Catholic case.

Well there's a real coordinated effort to eliminate Tucker, they're really targeting him. I don't think its gonna work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:01 PM (39g3+)

235 Oh! He's just not worth it!
2 years of investigations, continued bullshit from the various committees in the House, more new bullshit from the now Democratically controlled committees.

But he's just not worth it.

Didn't find anything huh bitch.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 11, 2019 04:01 PM (37IEG)

236 161 This whole Venezuelan thing is pretty unsettling.
Posted by: Max Power at March 11, 2019 03:52 PM (q177U)

If it happened there, it can happen anywhere.

They've got an enviable growing climate and enough oil to trade for any natural resource they might lack. God was very generous to the tract of land we call Venezuela.

Yet, they still managed to go from modern times to the stone age in the space of a few decades.

All they had to do was ignore sense and listen to the siren song of thieves promising abundance for all by robbing a few rich neighbors.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 11, 2019 04:01 PM (J+mig)

237 PELOSI: NO IMPEACHMENT

***

There was a staring contest. Nancy skipped a botox appointment. Oops

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 11, 2019 04:01 PM (xV4qy)

238 "The Girls"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:02 PM (bcbK8)

239 PELOSI: NO IMPEACHMENT


Why would she lie?

Posted by: mikeyG at March 11, 2019 04:02 PM (LL1Be)

240 The Texas server of my VPN has been banned here. Damn! Other servers seem okay ... so far.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 11, 2019 04:02 PM (AVBLO)

241 He doesn't owe anyone an apology except maybe the woman he called a c**t
Depends. Was she a cunt?***
"But Tucker did some bad things TOO-oo..."
Posted by: mikeyG at March 11, 2019 04:00 PM (LL1Be)

I hate that word and no one should use it. But...truth IS an absolute defense to defamation.

Posted by: LASue at March 11, 2019 04:02 PM (wMHPW)

242 What was the name of the 'secret' society in PCU? Balls and Shaft?


Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 11, 2019 03:37 PM (ycWCI)

yeah, that was it.

underrated animal house rip off.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 11, 2019 04:02 PM (8D42x)

243 Perfect. ... Though I would have added a "Fvck You" at the end.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 11, 2019 04:01 PM (AVBLO)

Plus, "War!"

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 04:02 PM (t6MX/)

244 No Impeachment?

Jerrold the Hutt won't be pleased.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 11, 2019 04:02 PM (UnA8+)

245 Both sides boycott its as american as apple pie.

Posted by: raimondo at March 11, 2019 04:03 PM (CoE0O)

246 How may celebs and politicians have been on Howard Stern's show? I am sure there are tapes and I am sure they have said worse things than that.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 11, 2019 03:59 PM


I remember seeing something of Catherine Bell...

well, a friend told me.

Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 11, 2019 04:03 PM (EOfHE)

247 Gazongas

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 11, 2019 04:03 PM (51k37)

248 Oh! He's just not worth it!
2 years of investigations, continued bullshit from the various committees in the House, more new bullshit from the now Democratically controlled committees.

But he's just not worth it.

Didn't find anything huh bitch.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 11, 2019 04:01 PM (37IEG)
+++++++++++++
Don't forget "millions of dollars wasted" and "naked coup attempt."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 04:03 PM (I2dne)

249 random troll is random

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:03 PM (bcbK8)

250 Let the perfect among us throw that first stone eh?

***

JESUS ZOD WATCH WHAT YOU'RE DOING

Posted by: Total Control Racist at March 11, 2019 04:03 PM (xV4qy)

251
I hate that word and no one should use it.


Excellent. Let's make a list.

Posted by: mikeyG at March 11, 2019 04:03 PM (LL1Be)

252 Drudge is about as trustworthy as The Onion these days.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 11, 2019 04:04 PM (DQjsT)

253 Cagney and Lacy

Because I always seem to like one more than the other.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 11, 2019 04:04 PM (FKi9J)

254 "The Grand Tetons"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:04 PM (bcbK8)

255 I wonder if we could get government funding for a study on how many American English words there are for boobies. Would there be enough money to live on?
Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 04:01 PM (gmo/4)

The study should also include direct study of the many types, to properly ascertain the relationships between the names and certain physical traits, if there are any.

Scholarship that isn't thorough isn't good scholarship, y'know?

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 11, 2019 04:04 PM (J+mig)

256 "The Girls"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:02 PM (bcbK


Had a co-worker that called hers "the twins."

They were real, and spectacular.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

257 The Texas server of my VPN has been banned here. Damn! Other servers seem okay ... so far.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 11, 2019 04:02 PM (AVBLO)

Been thinking about VPN.

Do you have one you would suggest?

Posted by: golfman at March 11, 2019 04:04 PM (OE84+)

258 Siren on Drudge:

PELOSI: NO IMPEACHMENT
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2019 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)

Does Pelosi have control over the loons who are even loonier than she is?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 11, 2019 04:01 PM (d6Ksn)

-------------------------

She controls what gets put on the House floor for a vote. Apparently she doesn't want to hand the gavel right back to Rs in 2020. She remembers the last impeachment fiasco.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at March 11, 2019 04:04 PM (ffYR/)

259 Drudge is about as trustworthy as The Onion these days.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 11, 2019 04:04 PM (DQjsT)

Drudge < The Onion < Babylon Bee

Posted by: LASue at March 11, 2019 04:05 PM (wMHPW)

260 Jugs

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 11, 2019 04:05 PM (51k37)

261 Because it's expensive to drop a tablet in the toilet.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 04:00 PM


But we're fun!

Posted by: Fizzies at March 11, 2019 04:05 PM (Tyf8A)

262 "Chest-mounted Mind Control Devices"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:05 PM (bcbK8)

263 Because I always seem to like one more than the other.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 11, 2019 04:04 PM (FKi9J)

Not as much as they liked each other.

Posted by: golfman at March 11, 2019 04:05 PM (OE84+)

264 "Where their eyes are"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 04:05 PM (I2dne)

265 Raimondo's here to really punch up the debate!

Posted by: Allahpundit at March 11, 2019 04:05 PM (hjaPQ)

266 Included beverage dispensers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 04:05 PM (xfb67)

267 One comedian had a bit where you could just make up nonsensical words and guys would know what you are talking about.

'Did you see the zhebobos on that girl ! '


Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 11, 2019 04:06 PM (FKi9J)

268 And Tucker was 110% correct on his view of Warren Jeffs.

The feds going after Jeffs like he was some super-criminal struck me as really weird at the time. I mean, a polygamist makes the FBI's 10 most wanted ... they must not have wanted to many real criminals. All this was around the same time that Texas violated just about every law and Constitutional provision when they used a phoney phone call as the basis for their illegal and offensive raid of the polygamist compound down there. That was really something.

It was so funny that the feds were going all-out against polygamists while they were busy working on trying to normalize homo pretend marriage. It was almost funny.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 11, 2019 04:06 PM (AVBLO)

269
Both sides boycott its as american as apple pie.

Posted by: raimondo at March 11, 2019 04:03 PM


What would you know about being an American you commie piece of shit? It's America with a capital 'A'. It is also "it's" with an apostrophe.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 11, 2019 04:06 PM (jYje5)

270 Have we done tits?
I like tits.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:06 PM (bcbK8)

271 underrated animal house rip off.

I figure PCU was just an update to it, taking it to the next generation. Perfectly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:06 PM (39g3+)

272 231
I wonder if we could get government funding for a study on how many
American English words there are for boobies. Would there be enough
money to live on?


Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 04:01 PM (gmo/4)

Which is more provocative? Side boob. Under boob. Cleavage. Bouncing. Wet and thinly veiled.

Where is my grant money?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 04:06 PM (t6MX/)

273 No impeachment....today.

These people. Who cares?

Posted by: LASue at March 11, 2019 04:06 PM (wMHPW)

274 Booyah highbeams.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

275 26
Ace, respectfully, Tucker's advice per woman is actually the correct advice. Especially his 'they smell fear like dogs' stuff.

Posted by: DB at March 11, 2019 03:30 PM (bhPL1)

and a mans desperation.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:06 PM (9oE3U)

276 Turns out "Both sides boycott" is a disgusting gay sex act.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 04:06 PM (xfb67)

277 Mammiform protuberances.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2019 04:06 PM (Tyf8A)

278 Notice that the USA article doesn't actually use any Tucker quotes but just their characterization of the quotes. Would be a shame if the audience knew what was actually said and disagreed with the author's adjectives.

Posted by: wodun at March 11, 2019 04:06 PM (lFga6)

279 It's always so nice when Drudge links to articles behind a pay wall.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2019 04:07 PM (bim/x)

280 Bowaccas

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

281 "Headlamps"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:07 PM (bcbK8)

282 "The Girls"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:02 PM (bcbK

Had a co-worker that called hers "the twins."

They were real, and spectacular.......

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:04 PM

******

When I worked at a Northwest-based Aerodefense company that will remain unnamed, one of the engineers I worked with was...spectacular. Breath-taking.

Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 11, 2019 04:07 PM (EOfHE)

283 Related, "the High Beams", though that's more nipple-focused.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:07 PM (bcbK8)

284 Obviously, a joke, because (let me explain Being Human to NPCs) women do not like being argued with/disputed, even the non-feminist ones, which every man knows, hence Tucker's advice is plainly intended to be Very Bad Advice and he's relying on the non-NPCs listening to understand he is speaking nonsense which is intended to be silly

...

In the Harrison Ford movie where he's on trial for murdering his mistress and it turns out his wife actually did it--during the court scene there is an exchange where the prosecutor tries to use Ford's character's statement against him.

Taken literally, the statement would have been a clear admission of guilt.

But the statement was meant sarcastically.

The judge interrupts the prosecutor with a line that is something like "this court recognizes sarcasm".

I don't think a lot of people would understand that scene anymore.

You can only choose to willfully misunderstand clear speech for so long until you teach yourself to actually believe the intent that you want to hear.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 11, 2019 04:07 PM (yL25O)

285 Where is my grant money?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 04:06 PM (t6MX/)
+++++++++++
Is there room in that study for more personnel? I am interested in scientifically testing my "underboob is most enticing" hypothesis.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 04:08 PM (I2dne)

286 I find it amusing that a semi-literate foreigner trolling blogs for a grubby little fistful of ShareBlue's rupees is lecturing me on what it means to be American.

LOL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 04:08 PM (AzW6q)

287 funbags, bazoombas, cans.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 04:08 PM (t6MX/)

288 If only Nancy Sloppy Choppers was still running the House, her inmates are running that insane asylum

Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2019 04:08 PM (BbGew)

289 Been thinking about VPN.

Do you have one you would suggest?

Posted by: golfman at March 11, 2019 04:04 PM (OE84+)


I use private internet access. It's around $35/yr and I've been very happy with it. I haven't had any problems using it (save some jerk, here, getting banned on one of its servers) and they claim to not keep any logs, at all. But, in the end, it's really hard to know what is happening with any of these VPNs. I wouldn't bother with a free one, though.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 11, 2019 04:08 PM (AVBLO)

290 Puppydog noses

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

291 "Milkshake Factories"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:09 PM (bcbK8)

292 I wonder if we could get government funding for a study on how many
American English words there are for boobies. Would there be enough
money to live on?


Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 04:01 PM



We could set up a GoFundMe site plus ask for examples.

Imagine the possibilities!!!

Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 11, 2019 04:09 PM (EOfHE)

293 Mouth pillows

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 11, 2019 04:09 PM (FKi9J)

294 'Did you see the zhebobos on that girl ! '




Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 11, 2019 04:06 PM (FKi9J)


Thats a real word I'm sure. You shoulda used Chackabambas.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:09 PM (9oE3U)

295
Sweater Puppies!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:09 PM (8XRCm)

296 285
Where is my grant money?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 04:06 PM (t6MX/)

+++++++++++

Is there room in that study for more personnel? I am interested in
scientifically testing my "underboob is most enticing" hypothesis.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 04:08 PM (I2dne)

It's BYOB. Sorry.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 04:09 PM (t6MX/)

297 If only Nancy Sloppy Choppers was still running the House, her inmates are running that insane asylum
Posted by: Skip at March 11, 2019 04:08 PM (BbGew)
++++++++++
She holds the gavel and credit where it's due she's trying to rein them in. I think it might be the first time in her career that she'll be unable to maintain party discipline.

Good. Fracture it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 04:09 PM (I2dne)

298 207 Siren on Drudge:

PELOSI: NO IMPEACHMENT
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2019 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)



Saving it for when Trump wins re-election and they keep the House.

One of those things will happen. And not the latter.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:09 PM (zBaqJ)

299
It's always so nice when Drudge links to articles behind a pay wall.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 11, 2019 04:07 PM


You need to use:

https://outline.com/

It's simple.
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2. Discover it's paywalled
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4. Paste into https://outline.com/ and click
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Posted by: Newest Nic at March 11, 2019 04:09 PM (jYje5)

300 Mammiform protuberances.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2019 04:06 PM


That's it, talk dirty baby.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 11, 2019 04:09 PM (51k37)

301 funbags, bazoombas, cans.

***

Go on

Posted by: Roget the Thesaurus Dude at March 11, 2019 04:09 PM (xV4qy)

302 265 Raimondo's here to really punch up the debate!
Posted by: Allahpundit at March 11, 2019 04:05 PM (hjaPQ)

my fathers forsythia has for years led the debate on dyslexia it is as nepalese as apple butter

Posted by: rainmando at March 11, 2019 04:10 PM (RD7QR)

303 Have we done tits?
I like tits.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:06 PM (bcbK


I always forget to use tits in the positive vernacular.

"Did you see that car? Man, that's tits."

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

304 The Filipino president regularly ends up in the media spotlight over his controversial remarks regarding women, rape, Catholic clergy, drug users, and producers. In one of his latest remarks he alleged that rape will continue to exist as a crime as long as beautiful women exist on Earth.

Filipino President Rodrigo Duterte advised women against approaching priests in church warning that they can't resist the call of basic human nature during a speech on 8 March. Duterte alleged that once a priest smells the "scent of [woman's] body" and corners her in the church, he will inevitably "court" this woman "because he is a man".

"God gave him a penis. What will they do with that? Will they slap it against the door every morning?" the president said.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2019 04:10 PM (+y/Ru)

305 Well, this thread has certainly taken a nasty turn.

Posted by: Brooke Baldwin at March 11, 2019 04:10 PM (hjaPQ)

306 "All Day Suckers"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:10 PM (bcbK8)

307 This comment board is a sausage fest.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 04:10 PM (xfb67)

308
By the way, you will know that there is an internal Democrat civil war if Radish T-Liban tells Pelosi to get fucked and they demand Trump impeachment proceedings.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:10 PM (zBaqJ)

309 Fun bags

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

310

EM BOWTIE PASTA FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at March 11, 2019 04:10 PM (GEhPL)

311 Mammary glands, breasts.

Posted by: Roget the Thesaurus Dude at March 11, 2019 04:10 PM (xV4qy)

312 But, in the end, it's really hard to know what is happening with any of these VPNs.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 11, 2019 04:08 PM (AVBLO)

I wondered myself.

Thanks, though.

Posted by: golfman at March 11, 2019 04:11 PM (OE84+)

313 I actually said "fun bags". Or "knockers". Or "hooters".



Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 11, 2019 03:54 PM



********



Never let a chance go by to mention Sweater Puppies.

Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 11, 2019 03:56 PM (EOfHE)

Ta ta's
Posted by: Archer at March 11, 2019 03:59 PM (gmo/4)

titties. breasticles. boobies. the girls. chesticles. mams. nips.

Posted by: Thesaursus Rex at March 11, 2019 04:11 PM (wMHPW)

314
PELOSI: NO IMPEACHMENT
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2019 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)

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I AM ASSUMING COMMAND OF THE SPEAKER'S SHIP!!!!


AHOY!!!!!!!!

~ I am Senator Donkey Chompers

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:11 PM (8XRCm)

315 Everlasting gob-stoppers.

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:11 PM (Rd8+4)

316 303 Have we done tits?
I like tits.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:06 PM (bcbK

I always forget to use tits in the positive vernacular.

"Did you see that car? Man, that's tits."
Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

There is literally nothing negative about tits. It's always positive.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:11 PM (bcbK8)

317 Dugs, in a National Geographic context.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 04:11 PM (xfb67)

318 No ass talk!

Posted by: Brie Larson at March 11, 2019 04:11 PM (SkuXa)

319 Boobies for our preteen readers.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 11, 2019 04:11 PM (FKi9J)

320 "He's shooting at these CANS!"

Posted by: mikeyG at March 11, 2019 04:11 PM (LL1Be)

321 4. Paste into https://outline.com/ and click


What's their business model? It's free, there are no ads, and it gets through paywalls.

It's like Santa Clause except real.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 11, 2019 04:11 PM (fuK7c)

322 No ass talk!
Posted by: Brie Larson at March 11, 2019 04:11 PM (SkuXa)
++++++++++
Whenever you talk, it's "no ass talk..."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 04:12 PM (I2dne)

323 My college buddy Greg once used "Point Defense System".

It was a cold day.

Gloriously so.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:12 PM (bcbK8)

324 Media Matters - POUNCES !

Posted by: Waldo Trout at March 11, 2019 04:12 PM (M1MpJ)

325 Well, this thread has certainly taken a nasty turn

***

Dried up, you might say

Posted by: Roget the Thesaurus Dude at March 11, 2019 04:12 PM (xV4qy)

326 In one of his latest remarks he alleged that rape will continue to exist as a crime as long as beautiful women exist on Earth.

Or ugly ones. One of the biggest stupid myths about rape is that its NOT sexual, that it is exclusively violence.

No, its sexual, and violent. Its about control but its also about sex. That's why its a sex act, and most rape victims are attractive women. If it was exclusively about control and violence, the victims would be weak and helpless and their looks irrelevant.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:12 PM (39g3+)

327 No ass talk!
Posted by: Brie Larson at March 11, 2019 04:11 PM (SkuXa)
++++++++++
Whenever you talk, it's "no ass talk..."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 04:12 PM (I2dne)

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Brie's a woman of no-ass action, ok?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 04:12 PM (AzW6q)

328 Dutarte is a wise man.

Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 04:12 PM (BXMxN)

329
"Did you see that car? Man, that's tits."

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

yep, me too. Tits Up is used too i think.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:12 PM (9oE3U)

330 "Balloons"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:13 PM (bcbK8)

331 THANKS!! for the mammories....

Posted by: Bob Hope at March 11, 2019 04:13 PM (Zz0t1)

332 Most rape victims are dudes in prison.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 04:13 PM (xfb67)

333 "Tit" seems to be a pejorative in Britain. "Shut your festerin' gob, you tit!"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 11, 2019 04:13 PM (AB9tT)

334 Store boughts

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 11, 2019 04:13 PM (FKi9J)

335 Bosoms, sweater puppies, twins of pleasure, twin peaks, cones, missiles, headlights

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 04:13 PM (t6MX/)

336 274 Booyah highbeams.
Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)


Announcements.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:13 PM (zBaqJ)

337 One of those things will happen. And not the latter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:09 PM (zBaqJ)


I didn't think so until a few weeks ago. Now I do.

Posted by: LASue at March 11, 2019 04:13 PM (wMHPW)

338 FUN FACT:

The cleavage between breasts is commonly known as the "Silicon Valley" in California.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 11, 2019 04:13 PM (51k37)

339 Saving it for when Trump wins re-election and they keep the House.

One of those things will happen. And not the latter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:09 PM (zBaqJ)
---------

From your keyboard to God's inbox.

Posted by: bluebell at March 11, 2019 04:13 PM (WE4U6)

340 2 bald midgets in a headlock

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 04:13 PM (xfb67)

341 Test

Posted by: A dude in MI at March 11, 2019 04:14 PM (OOH1c)

342 333 "Tit" seems to be a pejorative in Britain. "Shut your festerin' gob, you tit!"
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 11, 2019 04:13 PM (AB9tT)


I never heard the comma in there and thought "gobutit" was some Limey expression.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:14 PM (zBaqJ)

343 Has Boobzookas been mentioned yet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2019 04:14 PM (pUDQf)

344 In Seattle there's a women's vocal trio called Bodacious Ladyhood.

Their name is apparently a synonym for "a big rack."

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:14 PM (Rd8+4)

345 328 Dutarte is a wise man.
Posted by: steevy at March 11, 2019 04:12 PM (BXMxN)

We share a Spirit Guide. The Punisher.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:14 PM (bcbK8)

346 Good for Tucker with his refusal to apologize.
See how he does vs. Piro who did just apologize.
It only emboldens them when you do it.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2019 04:14 PM (W+vEI)

347 yep, me too. Tits Up is used too i think.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:12 PM (9oE3U)


However, that's a negative, usually referring to something that's dead.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

348 Yams

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:14 PM (9oE3U)

349 I always forget to use tits in the positive vernacular.

"Did you see that car? Man, that's tits."

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)


I don't know where you went to school but you need to use the definite article - "Man, that's the tits."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 11, 2019 04:14 PM (AVBLO)

350 "Eve 6"

There are three girls fronting the band, you see...

True story.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:14 PM (bcbK8)

351 Anti-Gun Activist Booted From Gun Hearing For Threatening To Shoot People...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2019 04:14 PM (+y/Ru)

352 Get out of jail free cards

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 04:14 PM (t6MX/)

353 Test
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 11, 2019 04:14 PM (OOH1c)


Sorry, the topic is TITS, sir.....

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

354
However, that's a negative, usually referring to something that's dead.

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

Oh yeah.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:15 PM (9oE3U)

355 Look at me, Ma -- I'm a real jounomalist!!!

and $70k in debt with no way to pay it

Posted by: DanMan at March 11, 2019 04:15 PM (XTiHL)

356 A pair of Eyes Up Here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2019 04:15 PM (pUDQf)

357 Most rape victims are dudes in prison.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe

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Yup. More men than women are raped in America, but it's in prison, and apparently it doesn't count if you're inside that particular building when it happens.

Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:15 PM (Rd8+4)

358 Venus eye traps

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at March 11, 2019 04:15 PM (J+mig)

359 https://tinyurl.com/kzfltn6

Posted by: Lovesomesweaterpuppies at March 11, 2019 04:15 PM (AllCR)

360 I wanna hear from the ettes'. What do they call their yams?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:16 PM (9oE3U)

361 351 Anti-Gun Activist Booted From Gun Hearing For Threatening To Shoot People...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 11, 2019 04:14 PM (+y/Ru)


"Welcome Wagon Runs Over Newcomer
Good Humor Man Slays 10
Pen Pal Stabs Pal With Pen
Pediatrician Dies of Childhood Disease
and Jacques Cousteau Drowns in Bathtub Accident"

- - G. Carlin

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:16 PM (zBaqJ)

362 Gorblimey!

Posted by: Another Limey Expression at March 11, 2019 04:16 PM (Tyf8A)

363 >>PELOSI: NO IMPEACHMENT




Oh really?
Schiff is making an a$$ of himself, is she going to rein him?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2019 04:16 PM (W+vEI)

364 Yup. More men than women are raped in America, but it's in prison, and apparently it doesn't count if you're inside that particular building when it happens.
Posted by: RKae at March 11, 2019 04:15 PM (Rd8+4)

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It counts.

But nobody cares.

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:16 PM (8XRCm)

365 Bolt Ons.

Melons.

Snow Globes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2019 04:16 PM (pUDQf)

366 "Useless as tits on a pig" (or boar hog) is also a tits-related negative, but even then it is because of how those tits are placed, and not the fact of the boobs themselves.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 04:16 PM (I2dne)

367 Drudge has Pelosi quote:

No Impeachment. Not worth it.


Wow. Should we believe?

Posted by: WisRich at March 11, 2019 04:17 PM (G0vdT)

368 I don't know where you went to school but you need to use the definite article - "Man, that's the tits."

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 11, 2019 04:14 PM (AVBLO)

Yep. Thats the way i heard. it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:17 PM (9oE3U)

369 You can't blame men for liking breasts so much. I mean apart from their aesthetic value, the first thing we get to see when we're born is a boob shoved in our mouth. That leaves a pretty significant impression.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:17 PM (39g3+)

370 What do they call their yams?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:16 PM (9oE3U)

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Sweet potatoes??

Posted by: fixerupper at March 11, 2019 04:17 PM (8XRCm)

371
Breasteses.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:17 PM (zBaqJ)

372 Speaking of boobs, I don't watch the news, but did Julie Acosta get into it with SS again today?

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

373 I don't think Pelosi runs the nuthouse anymore.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 11, 2019 04:17 PM (pUDQf)

374 FUN FACT:

The cleavage between breasts is commonly known as the "Silicon Valley" in California.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 11, 2019 04:13 PM

********

Never underestimate the power of a well accented décolletage.

Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 11, 2019 04:17 PM (EOfHE)

375 I need some content for the ol' Twitter feed.

I'm going to steal ace's dog.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at March 11, 2019 04:17 PM (AzW6q)

376 Am I in the barrel?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 04:17 PM (xfb67)

377 367 Drudge has Pelosi quote:

No Impeachment. Not worth it.


Wow. Should we believe?
Posted by: WisRich at March 11, 2019 04:17 PM (G0vdT)


She's riling up her base to go after her personally because, why?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:18 PM (zBaqJ)

378 Gorblimey!

Posted by: Another Limey Expression



That is not generally Limey but specifically Cockney and comes from "God blind me".

Posted by: An Pedant at March 11, 2019 04:18 PM (fuK7c)

379 Breasteses.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:17 PM (zBaqJ)


BIG AMERICAN Breasteses......

Posted by: Two Wild and Crazy Guys at March 11, 2019 04:18 PM (Zz0t1)

380 bodacious ta tas

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 04:18 PM (t6MX/)

381 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 04:16 PM (I2dne)

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I prefer "useless as tits on a bishop."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 04:18 PM (AzW6q)

382 Why can't I post "chesticles"?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 04:18 PM (xfb67)

383 Speaking of boobs, I don't watch the news, but did Julie Acosta get into it with SS again today?

Something over Trump saying Democrats hate Jews. Meh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:18 PM (39g3+)

384
What's their business model? It's free, there are no ads, and it gets through paywalls.

It's like Santa Clause except real.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 11, 2019 04:11 PM


I have no clue. Back in my blogging days I wondered of the business model of an entity which provided 'free' blogging software and hosting. I asked my son to ask them. In one of my prouder moments he was at a convention where they were there and asked what his dads blog was named. He was shocked that they knew and read me.

They never did explain their business model except to say it worked.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 11, 2019 04:18 PM (jYje5)

385 Fun Pillows

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 11, 2019 04:19 PM (M+Lyo)

386 Great looking headlights:

http://tinyurl.com/y6y8mxgs

Posted by: Lovesomesweaterpuppies at March 11, 2019 04:19 PM (AllCR)

387 Yams
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:14 PM


You like them candied, with a cherry on top, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2019 04:19 PM (Tyf8A)

388 >>Yup. More men than women are raped in America, but it's in prison, and apparently it doesn't count if you're inside that particular building when it happens.


Prison rope is still hilarious, even in a #MeToo culture. It was never funny, but har har they deserve it or something.

I seem to recall that a few years ago a sexual harassment in the military turned up a lot of male on male sexual assault harassment, but that got ignored so people like Gillibrand could push the "rape epidemic" narrative that all men are rapists *of women*.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 11, 2019 04:19 PM (W+vEI)

389 https://tinyurl.com/kzfltn6

Posted by: Lovesomesweaterpuppies at March 11, 2019 04:15 PM


*******

AAwwwwwww....

Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 11, 2019 04:19 PM (EOfHE)

390 The guys at the gym told me I could squat more than they could. I turned my back in disgust. When I turned back around they didn't seem interested anymore. Weird.

Posted by: Brie Larson at March 11, 2019 04:19 PM (SkuXa)

391 She's riling up her base to go after her personally because, why?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:18 PM (zBaqJ)
++++++++++
Lull the Rs into a false sense of stability and then spring it on 'em.

But I kind of doubt that, because of the cross-fire she'd take and the fact that it would expose her - very *very* publicly - as a bad-faith majority leader and that could cause more political problems for her.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 04:19 PM (I2dne)

392 FUN FACT:

The cleavage between breasts is commonly known as the "Silicon Valley" in California.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at March 11, 2019 04:13 PM


FUN FACT:

The female attendees at Dallas Stars games in the late 90's were commonly referred to as "the cocaine and boob job crowd."

Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

393 +++++++++++++

Don't forget "millions of dollars wasted" and "naked coup attempt."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 11, 2019 04:03 PM (I2dne)
No, see, those things are real.

and bodacious tatas.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 11, 2019 04:20 PM (37IEG)

394 She's riling up her base to go after her personally because, why?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 11, 2019 04:18 PM (zBaqJ)
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Or she's trying to reassert herself as Speaker after the Omar debacle.

Posted by: WisRich at March 11, 2019 04:20 PM (G0vdT)

395 "How may celebs and politicians have been on Howard Stern's show? I am sure there are tapes and I am sure they have said worse things than that.
Posted by: redridinghood"


Howie is now a male feminist and ultra SJW. He gained full control over his archives in his settlement with CBS. Those tapes are good and buried. Now he plays endless reruns of his interviews with Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 11, 2019 04:20 PM (OD2ni)

396 Healthy set of lungs?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 11, 2019 04:20 PM (37IEG)

397 You like them candied, with a cherry on top, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 11, 2019 04:19 PM (Tyf8A)

candied? like marshmallows, then yeah.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:20 PM (9oE3U)

398 huge tracts of land

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 04:21 PM (t6MX/)

399 367 Drudge has Pelosi quote:

No Impeachment. Not worth it.


Wow. Should we believe?
Posted by: WisRich at March 11, 2019 04:17 PM (G0vdT)

I'm skeptical. This is something their base wants more than life itself. It would validate all their foaming rage.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 11, 2019 04:21 PM (RD7QR)

400 373 I don't think Pelosi runs the nuthouse anymore.
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The impeachment question can only be settled by a yuge, protracted Dem cat-fight in the House.

I hope.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 11, 2019 04:21 PM (hjaPQ)

401 It would validate all their foaming rage.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 11, 2019 04:21 PM (RD7QR)

And then what would they run on?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 04:22 PM (t6MX/)

402 zahboez.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:22 PM (9oE3U)

403 "BIG AMERICAN Breasteses......
Posted by: Two Wild and Crazy Guys"


Are we still talking about Abby Shapiro? I also noticed Sara Carter is quite impressive in that department as well.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 11, 2019 04:23 PM (OD2ni)

404 nood

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 04:23 PM (t6MX/)

405 You ever she what they do to the funbags when the take the x-rays for breast cancer?

That's just not right. You'd think they would have invented a better way by now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 11, 2019 04:23 PM (xfb67)

406 Drudge has Pelosi quote:

No Impeachment. Not worth it.


Wow. Should we believe?
Posted by: WisRich at March 11, 2019 04:17 PM (G0vdT)

I'm skeptical. This is something their base wants more than life itself. It would validate all their foaming rage.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 11, 2019 04:21 PM

******

We may yet see the law of unintended consequences play out here. Does Pelosi really run things? Anymore?

Posted by: Diogenes (at work) at March 11, 2019 04:23 PM (EOfHE)

407 FUN FACT:

The female attendees at Dallas Stars games in the late 90's were commonly referred to as "the cocaine and boob job crowd."
Posted by: Sponge at March 11, 2019 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)
++++++++++++
You end your annual conference with a team-building outing to a hockey game *once* and a damn nick name sticks forever. Let it be a lesson to you...

Posted by: Dallas Regional Strip Club Amity and Cooperation Council at March 11, 2019 04:23 PM (I2dne)

408 This is just setup for the Meuller report. "I was opposed to impeachment until I read this, but now, we HAVE to..."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 11, 2019 04:23 PM (39g3+)

409 Underboob is also called 'Australian Cleavage'.

I'm a fan.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:23 PM (bcbK8)

410
Pelosi is so short-term-memory deficient you could ask her the same question five minutes later and get a different answer.

Bad bet to listen to anything she says.

Posted by: Newest Nic at March 11, 2019 04:23 PM (jYje5)

411 Posted by: Benji Carver at March 11, 2019 04:20 PM (OD2n

His fascination with homosexuality is out of control now also based on my short boycott lift.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at March 11, 2019 04:23 PM (FKi9J)

412 404
nood

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 11, 2019 04:23 PM (t6MX/)

but we haven't run out of made up names for Kabungas!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at March 11, 2019 04:24 PM (9oE3U)

413 Every day that they don't impeach, Democrats run to the waiting arms of anti-Uniparty agitators like AOC.

Every day that the threat hangs in the air like a greasy stain, unopposed by the GOP, Republicans become anti-Uniparty agitators.

Welcome to the "rock and a hard place," you rancid old crooks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 11, 2019 04:24 PM (AzW6q)

414 hand in glove indeed ... CNN (and all MFM) throw the poo, which is handed to them by the DNC ... which gets it fed to them by our own FBI (and many in our IC).

So our own agencies are spying and selectively leaking, and if it is Hillary ... selling access and uranium/tech to enemies. Her fixers were FBI (Mueller/Comey/others).


It is a coup, but is has gone on so long, and they are so entrenched ... they are still occupying the hill the charged, and have most command and control. Maybe it is still a "coup" only because they have not officially told the public that they are in charge, which might upset some Americans.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 11, 2019 04:24 PM (Cus5s)

415 "I'm skeptical. This is something their base wants more than life itself. It would validate all their foaming rage.
Posted by: joncelli, because"


I believe it. Pelosi would like to be Speaker after 2020 and have a Dem in the WH. Since the Senate will not remove, there is no upside to impeachment for her. Only potential backlash. The crazy base will vote form Dems regardless. She knows they need Wisconsin and Penn back.

Posted by: Benji Carver at March 11, 2019 04:25 PM (OD2ni)

416 342 333 "Tit" seems to be a pejorative in Britain. "Shut your festerin' gob, you tit!"
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 11, 2019 04:13 PM (AB9tT)

They use the C word all the time - for both sexes. It's a bit startling to hear a guy in a business suit say about another guy "he's a right c*nt, he is"

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at March 11, 2019 04:25 PM (d6Ksn)

417 316 There is literally nothing negative about tits. It's always positive.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 11, 2019 04:11 PM (bcbK

Even when she's like 400 lbs. and they go down to her knees?

Yikes.

Posted by: Hikaru at March 11, 2019 04:28 PM (UnA8+)

418 How does I like axe for a Twitter Carlson account wif free video porn an stuff?

Posted by: saf at March 11, 2019 04:42 PM (5IHGB)

419 Grab 'em by the pussy!!

Posted by: Kurt at March 11, 2019 04:42 PM (7ynXv)

420 Face book has an pushey!!...now we tawkin....Hi girl wanna see my......................banned wtf!! free speech and all that shit...

Posted by: saf at March 11, 2019 04:46 PM (5IHGB)

421 all you poor pitiful journalist, we do not want or need you. get lost.

Posted by: programmer at March 11, 2019 05:09 PM (1XtI9)

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