Second Election Thread: Florida Tied Up with 86% of Precincts Reporting

What a lovely end to the year, should this turn into Bush v. Gore II.

You can glide over each state at Decision Desk to see the votes counted so far.


Young Beats Evan Bayh for Indiana Senate.


On the other hand -- no, on the same hand, actually -- Mark Kirk lost.

Good. I get liberals in Blue States, but what the hell was the point of Mark Kirk?

Posted by: Ace at 09:14 PM




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1 first?

Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at November 08, 2016 09:15 PM (Gim9y)

2 I think he may be able to win FL outside the fraud margin if the Panhandle shows up!!

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (a7FXx)

3 More like Gush vs. Bore. Hah!

Posted by: Chris M at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (6RZos)

4 It worked out so well last time, 'cause we got Bush, who was perfect, and Gore conceded like a gentleman, thus strengthening the republic.

Posted by: moviegique at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (CcUfv)

5 'Allo love!

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (+eR2D)

6 Crazy how Rubio is winning by 500k.

Thanks NeverTrump and GOPe.

Posted by: Fuck you DC at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (pndC3)

7 At least the Senate looks safe.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (iONHu)

8 Now for seriousness... I keep closing AoS, only to reopen it a few minutes later, edit a few sentences, then look at Ace, close it, go back to editing, reopen.

Rinse and repeat. =| I remember Bush/Gore that was heinous and stressful. This will be WORSE.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl (Gab: atomicplaygirl) at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (Gim9y)

9 Luckily, Hillary said she would abide by the results.

Oh, wait, she was never asked.

Posted by: Jean Valtrump Les Deplorables at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (kQJUi)

10 trumup 28 votes fl

Posted by: duncan at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (Z2KtO)

11 Clinton up 28 *votes* in FL

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (3Liv/)

12 I mean, if he isn't blowing it out now........I don't think we have a secret wave coming. FML

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (/22Vh)

13 I don't look forward to the revenge the (D)s will want to exact upon the non-believers. Don't fool yourself into believing they're content simply to win.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (x4zgf)

14 I'm so nervous I'm chewing my tongue. It tastes good.

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at November 08, 2016 09:18 PM (FXW24)

15 I'm drinking Busch tall boys until she looks good

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 08, 2016 09:18 PM (/22Vh)

16 Nobody go wobbly. Trump will win

Posted by: Bonedaddi at November 08, 2016 09:18 PM (dE9Jm)

17 trump will win florida! okaloosa will net him 40k!

Posted by: duncan at November 08, 2016 09:18 PM (Z2KtO)

18 7 At least the Senate looks safe.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (iONHu)



Because they will totally block Hillary's worst picks and hold the line for conservatism.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2016 09:18 PM (z/Ubi)

19 Fuck the entire Bush family in particular.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:18 PM (PY9jH)

20 Panhandle is trump country, isn't it? Isn't it? Yikes. And wtf is going on with NC??

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2016 09:18 PM (gcme+)

21 Bonedaddi I'll follow you. I was hoping he'd dominate early and we'd think he'd have a chance to flip Michigan or something, but I don't think so....

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 08, 2016 09:19 PM (/22Vh)

22 Latest Drudge:

GA CLINTON 27 TRUMP 72
FL CLINTON 49 TRUMP 49
NC CLINTON 52 TRUMP 46
NH CLINTON 55 TRUMP 40
OH CLINTON 53 TRUMP 44
PA CLINTON 00 TRUMP 00
VA CLINTON 42 TRUMP 53

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 09:19 PM (KQndB)

23 in NC it looks like the cities have come in earlier

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 08, 2016 09:19 PM (SIY7D)

24 Shut up


Hockey's on

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 09:19 PM (h1usM)

25 Praying that Hashem redeems our country.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 08, 2016 09:19 PM (EZebt)

26 I don't think anyone has won Florida without taking Hillsborough in like 100 years.

Posted by: Drider at November 08, 2016 09:20 PM (6Xbsz)

27
Hold.

Hold!!!

HOLD!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 09:20 PM (JmjOe)

28 I'm so nervous I accidentally washed a load of laundry twice.

Seriously.

I wish AtC was here and could loan me some eye heroin.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:20 PM (PY9jH)

29 Did they count the urban counties in Ohio first?

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 09:20 PM (G8TO0)

30 FBN now showing Trump ahead in FL

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 09:20 PM (3Liv/)

31 What a lovely end to the year, should this turn into Bush v. Gore II.

Except now we have BLM, which should add some spice to the proceedings.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:20 PM (sdi6R)

32 The Florida vote is so close (28 a moment ago) that Madonna's BJ threat could actually be a deciding factor.

Posted by: wooga at November 08, 2016 09:20 PM (GEaCW)

33 OY! oyoyoyoyoy

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:20 PM (tHwdc)

34 Yeah.... What fucktard was running around saying GA was in play?

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (JmjOe)

35 Toe-sucker Dick Morris is trying not to jinx it I guess, he is predicting a tie going to the House

Posted by: Steck at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (EwReX)

36 Trump up 19000 in FL

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (SIY7D)

37 Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:20 PM (PY9jH)
I've got you covered, girlfriend.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (Q5Ymk)

38



Well hello!




Posted by: The trunk of a Buick at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (zu88C)

39 Trump grabbed the chads by the pussy and just schlonged them.

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (jBuUi)

40 From before any results (last thread). So far still on track:


I think 6 states will decide this, 3 big ones, and 3 little ones. The polls for these 6 are too close to call.

The big ones are FL, PA, and NC, of course. If Trump gets all three, he wins. If he loses one, he needs the little states. If he loses two, he's probably out of luck, unless the talk about MI and other places turns out to be real.

If Trump loses FL, he needs ALL 3 little states: CO, NV, NH

If Trump loses PA, he can still win with any 2 out of 3 of the little states.

If Trump loses NC, a win in either CO or NV will do it.

Two of the winning scenarios, BTW, result in a TIE. Which would send us into interesting territory - it goes to the House of Representatives (which is Republican).

The polls tend to be biased against Trump, plus they don't count the "unlikely voters" who may prove to be a big deal for Trump (but that remains to be seen!!) So I tend to think in terms of "If the polls say it's about even, Trump has a pretty good chance of winning."

I'm assuming AZ, GA, an IA go to Trump, while MI, MN, VA, and WI go to Hillary (although I hear that the inside scoop is that MI is a toss-up).

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (EnK/R)

41 Please, may we have Florida, please?

Posted by: m at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (/4GEs)

42 Did FBN just flash Trump up?

Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (rP2JJ)

43 Thanks for the Nood, buzzion.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (6IPEM)

44 Trump +18k in Fla!

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (XFS85)

45 Yay Todd Young!

Posted by: madamemayhem (goddess of brownies) at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (yTnCT)

46 BAYH IS DOWN

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (zu88C)

47 WTH, NC?? Is it the NE retirees????

Where's Mike Hammer to put us some knowledge?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (PY9jH)

48 If Her Royal Kiss-My-Hand wins, I expect her victory speech to mirror that of the prom queen in "She's All That" (90s teen movie): "Thank you to those of you who voted for me. Now, as for the rest of you-" *mic gets cut off*

Posted by: iwuzhere at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (GRNzr)

49 B Fucktard and C Kockhammer. Yuck.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (Mt8T4)

50 Decision desk says Trump increasing his lead in FLA. There are still more panhandle districts to come in (Good!), and he is trying to figure out how many votes are yet to come in from Broward and Orange (Bad.)

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 09:22 PM (eM2Uz)

51 How is Trump so up in VA?

I thought that was a Cankles Lock??

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 09:22 PM (br2jI)

52 Hahahah! Evan Bayh lost!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 08, 2016 09:22 PM (GzDYP)

53 48.22% in, Trump leading by 9% in VA

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:22 PM (tHwdc)

54 Evan Bayh had lost, so that's good!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 09:22 PM (eM2Uz)

55 Only in this corrupt fucking country wold a candidate be connected to actual voter fraud and the media completely dismisses it because SJW...

Fucking shit

Posted by: groovemetal at November 08, 2016 09:22 PM (ficNf)

56 Looks like the death of the Republic is being televised

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 08, 2016 09:22 PM (zv81W)

57 @36 Trump up 19000 in FL
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (SIY7D)


I can't believe we're quoting VOTES, instead of percentages.

I ... will ... go ... NUTS!!

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 09:22 PM (EnK/R)

58

WORLDS LARGEST BUICK HEADED TO FLORIDA

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:22 PM (zu88C)

59 14 I'm so nervous I'm chewing my tongue. It tastes good.

Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at November 08, 2016 09:18 PM (FXW24)

=================

That's not your tongue!

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at November 08, 2016 09:22 PM (mt8X9)

60 34 Yeah.... What fucktard was running around saying GA was in play?
Posted by: fixerupper


Yeah, the MSM made Georgia seem to be in play..and now Trump is up by a 45% margin.

WTF???

More evidence that the polls are total garbage.

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:22 PM (jBuUi)

61 Dade and Broward have HUGE amounts of votes coming in. It's over. When they have a few more precincts come in, and one still has quite a few that haven't reported, Hillary will be up 20-30k votes at least.

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:22 PM (h+Yef)

62 Todd Young's win is huge.

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 09:22 PM (LojpD)

63 Bye bye Bayh

Posted by: Iasonas at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (yANQt)

64 >>Shut up


>>Hockey's on

And the Rangers are winning.

I can get used to being the best team in the league.

Again.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (/tuJf)

65 As I saw the previous thread slip by #1000, I thought, time for a 2nd election night thread. Lo and behold...!

A note for all the nervous nellies tonight:

Don't take life so serious - it ain't no-how permanent.
-Pogo

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (5a8XA)

66 Waiting for the Fraud to check in from Miami-Dade, now that Trump has a lead in the Panhandle.

Posted by: section9 at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (ZpQcw)

67 >>>>>Hahahah! Evan Bayh lost!
.
.
.
.The Senate is safe then.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (iONHu)

68 Is Krauthammer stroking out, or is he always out of breath and stuttering when he has to endure Bill O'Reilly?

Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (fHq4U)

69 The south, including FL will go Trump.

In a shocker, VA will too.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (jPoCB)

70 No way he wins VA. I bet Arlington CO comes in or something and completely reverses it. Hopefully it's the opposite in NC

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (/22Vh)

71 I could deal with a Hillary win. What I can't deal with are the smug, idiotic assholes that are liberals. Just finished listening to a lecture from a family member that Trump doesn't believe gays deserve human rights.

Posted by: Deplorable Joshua at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (J1Jae)

72
Oooo -- the NYTimes results website has numbers, maps, projections AND a live Swing-o-Meter thing so you can track the trend by the second.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (kdS6q)

73 @50 Decision desk says Trump increasing his lead in FLA. There are still more panhandle districts to come in (Good!), and he is trying to figure out how many votes are yet to come in from Broward and Orange (Bad.)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 09:22 PM (eM2Uz)


Thanks!! (I think! )

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (EnK/R)

74 Trump grabbed the chads by the pussy and just schlonged them.

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (jBuUi)


lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (PY9jH)

75 I live in the FL panhandle and at voted at 4 pm. Never seen such low turn out, but I voted right at 4 pm which may be the best time to vote as military and contractors (Hurlburt Field and Eglin AFB) live in the area and were likely just leaving from work. Also, cold and drizzly. We'll soon know.

Posted by: Andy in FL at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (9mfzD)

76 53 48.22% in, Trump leading by 9% in VA
Posted by: Miley,/i]

THAT IS CRAZY.

Trump wins Virginia??? Maybe he does have a chance.

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (jBuUi)

77 Well ... I have decided this ...

... Krauthammer is a duece. Fuck him.

Would not hold the door for him.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (fiGNd)

78 WE BEAT THE ILLEGALS


NOW BUILD THAT DAMN WALL !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (zu88C)

79 Crap. This is starting to remind me of 2012

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (KQndB)

80 unitalic

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (jBuUi)

81 Dear Lord, I hope not! You think the Clinton machine hasn't would ever let THAT happen down here?

Posted by: Mattski at November 08, 2016 09:24 PM (qVMio)

82 GOAL!!!!!!!!!!

2-0 Jets!

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 09:24 PM (h1usM)

83 Looking at the trends in Florida and Ohio with the differences in Senate R wins and Trump votes lost.

The Never Trumpets and GOPe have fucked our country.

Posted by: Fuck you DC at November 08, 2016 09:24 PM (pndC3)

84 in before 100

Posted by: origional Jake at November 08, 2016 09:24 PM (Y/E2d)

85 Fox just called Young for Senate in IN.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 08, 2016 09:24 PM (EZebt)

86 Don't take life so serious - it ain't no-how permanent.
-Pogo
Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video


We have met the enemy and he is us.----Pogo

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 08, 2016 09:24 PM (TnUKj)

87
>>>How is Trump so up in VA?

I thought that was a Cankles Lock??
Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 09:22 PM (br2jI)<<<



Stranger things, man. Stranger things...

Posted by: Eric Cantor at November 08, 2016 09:24 PM (GfPSp)

88 I should have bought more than just one four pack of IPA's.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 08, 2016 09:24 PM (FqgrG)

89
Katie England

People are waiting in line to get in to @Evan_McMullin's watch party tonight in Salt Lake City.

[pic]

twitter.com/KatieJEngland/status/796160064721547264



"You just wasted your vote? I just wasted my vote too! We have SO much in common. We should go somewhere quiet where we can talk more."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 09:24 PM (kdS6q)

90 yup

Posted by: origional Jake at November 08, 2016 09:24 PM (Y/E2d)

91 Was Trump just up 63,000 votes in FL on FBN?

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 09:24 PM (LojpD)

92 >>>73
Oooo -- the NYTimes results website has numbers, maps, projections AND a live Swing-o-Meter thing so you can track the trend by the second.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (kdS6q)

Yeah, but NYT.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2016 09:24 PM (/4GEs)

93 Trump up by 64K.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (OAlmw)

94 70 The south, including FL will go Trump.

In a shocker, VA will too.


Neither will go for Trump. When a couple of the big Florida counties have the rest of their precincts report (including Broward and Dade, big Democratic counties), Florida will be a comfortable (but still close) win for Cankles. Same when NoVA comes in for her later in VA. Get used to Madame Cankles.

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (h+Yef)

95
I'd like to take a moment to say hello to all the totally fucking unfamiliar nics that suddenly decided to comment at the HQ.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (LuZz8)

96 Cities in NC must be early returns

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (BS8yt)

97 >>>>No way he wins VA. I bet Arlington CO comes in or something and completely reverses it. Hopefully it's the opposite in NC
.
.
.
.Drudge has him up in VA by 11.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (iONHu)

98 Trump up 65,000 Fla

Posted by: Done at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (VjZ79)

99 Trump now up. Bite me, Charles Krauthhammer, you fucking ass.

Posted by: Scout at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (ukad2)

100 You serfs are going to pay! hic

Posted by: Hillary 2016+! at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (FXW24)

101 92
Was Trump just up 63,000 votes in FL on FBN?

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 09:24 PM (LojpD

if that just happened...mic drop from the panhandle

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (0LQ4f)

102
The south, including FL will go Trump.

In a shocker, VA will too.


Posted by: Joe Mama at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (jPoCB)


Isn't NC still technically in the South? WTF is up with them?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (PY9jH)

103 CD8 in VA is a heavily blue district, just outside of DC. The Beast has a 50% lead with 31% in.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (tHwdc)

104 And the Rangers are winning.

I can get used to being the best team in the league.

Again.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (/tuJf)

--I would not begrudge King Henrik the Cup.

I am just loving Scheifele realizing his potential and Laine leading the league in goals.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (h1usM)

105 Ooo. This is painful

Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (rP2JJ)

106
FIRST!

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (JmjOe)

107 Looking at the trends in Florida and Ohio with the differences in Senate R wins and Trump votes lost.



The Never Trumpets and GOPe have fucked our country.
---
#NeverForget

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 09:26 PM (3Liv/)

108 WHO IN THE FUCK IS THIS SKINNY LITTLE SHIT ON FBN'


MOVE ASSHOLE

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:26 PM (zu88C)

109 53 48.22% in, Trump leading by 9% in VA
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:22 PM

It's the biggest tease. The margins will get slimmer, and slimmer as Fairfax and Arlington come in. Not sure a 9% spread is enough to keep the lead overall.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 09:26 PM (dAXyx)

110 So.... when it turns out to be the same D win by 52%, can we all get along again?

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 09:26 PM (71OEY)

111 Im calling Florida for Trump.

Posted by: James at November 08, 2016 09:26 PM (jxw6R)

112 NY Times just called Delaware for Hillary -- even though only 2% of the vote is in, and in that 2%, Trump has a massive lead, 55-41.

WTF???

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:26 PM (jBuUi)

113 Hey FBN, Trump has the lead in FL, show it in red!

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 09:26 PM (OAlmw)

114

Fox needs to give us more newsbabe boobs. And kittens. Bur mostly boobs.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 09:26 PM (Mt8T4)

115 Stranger things, man. Stranger things...
Posted by: Eric Cantor at November 08, 2016 09:24 PM (GfPSp)


Man, I'm hoping so.....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 09:26 PM (br2jI)

116 I seriously doubt that Trump will pull VA but in 2014 the polls were wildly wrong there right? Didn't a GOP Senate candidate lose by a point or less when the polls had him losing by 8-10?

(And I know, mid-terms vs. presidential but still.)

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 08, 2016 09:26 PM (FqgrG)

117 Stranger things, man. Stranger things...
Posted by: Eric Cantor at November 08, 2016 09:24 PM (GfPSp)

That's a great show. Watched it this past weekend.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 09:26 PM (/1KcA)

118 Oregonmuse..... I have no idea what this reminds me of..... It just seems too damn weird

Posted by: confuzzled at November 08, 2016 09:26 PM (Ml6gO)

119
Who let the retarded parrot in?

Posted by: YIKES! at November 08, 2016 09:26 PM (yfObW)

120 65K isn't outside the Palm Beach/Broward/Miami Dade margin of fraud

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:27 PM (4ueYo)

121 I can get used to being the best team in the league.




Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (/tuJf)
==========================================

Yes, it's wonderful.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:27 PM (dFi94)

122 I swear I saw Trump at +0.8% on FBN a minute ago...

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 09:27 PM (EnK/R)

123 You can glide over each state at Decision Desk to see the votes counted so far.


Sorry to report that the Decision Desk is totally dysfunctional on my Mac running Safari. Nothing really loads properly or appears.

Shrugs.

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:27 PM (jBuUi)

124 54% of vote in Virginia

Trump up by 8 points

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 09:27 PM (d76uN)

125 90
"You just wasted your vote? I just wasted my vote too! We have SO much in common. We should go somewhere quiet where we can talk more."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 09:24 PM (kdS6q)


LOL.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:27 PM (sdi6R)

126 Trump up almost a full 1 %

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:27 PM (zu88C)

127 Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (h+Yef)


Getting a little tired of this obvious asshole........

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 09:27 PM (br2jI)

128 124
65K isn't outside the Palm Beach/Broward/Miami Dade margin of fraud

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:27 PM (4ueYo)

I think they shot most of their was already

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 08, 2016 09:27 PM (0LQ4f)

129

https://tinyurl.com/pecbapq

dont get excited about Virginia. Fairfax Co only 23% in with 63% for the Hildebeest.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 08, 2016 09:27 PM (TnUKj)

130 MW

go away

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 09:27 PM (BS8yt)

131 I'd like to take a moment to say hello to all the totally fucking unfamiliar nics that suddenly decided to comment at the HQ.



Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (LuZz


And we're all out of AoSHQ Welcome fruit baskets. Sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:27 PM (PY9jH)

132 In FL

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:27 PM (zu88C)

133 It won't. He's losing in Ohio and NC. Toastarino....

This Aberfeldy 16 isn't as good as the 12 yo,. I'm also hitting some Jura "Superstition" crap. Damn. I don't really like either, but it is a perfect metaphor for this election: getting sick on expensive crap I don't even like....Finish the f'n bottle, be done with it. damn, what a sickeningly good metaphor.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut-In at November 08, 2016 09:27 PM (CjiBa)

134 When history knocked, I hid in the bathroom.

Posted by: James "Straight Shooter" Comey, Pensioner at November 08, 2016 09:27 PM (OhTOr)

135 I'd like to take a moment to say hello to all the totally fucking unfamiliar nics that suddenly decided to comment at the HQ.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (LuZz

Exactly! Wth is the point of trolling now? Douchebag gotta douche I guess.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 08, 2016 09:28 PM (wjUsG)

136 NY Times just called Delaware for Hillary -- even
though only 2% of the vote is in, and in that 2%, Trump has a massive
lead, 55-41.



WTF???

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:26 PM (jBuUi)


Sussex county probably reported. New Castle will overwhelm them by tens of thousands.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 08, 2016 09:28 PM (+eR2D)

137 What's the update on Ohio? Urban Cleveland/Cincy counted yet?

Posted by: Democrats are evil! at November 08, 2016 09:28 PM (xB7fY)

138 WTF is up with all the new nics?

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 09:28 PM (So9FI)

139 Damn Canucks. They aren't even "merican!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 09:28 PM (/tuJf)

140 Bama - Trump

Posted by: m at November 08, 2016 09:28 PM (/4GEs)

141 Trump wins Virginia??? Maybe he does have a chance.

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (jBuUi)

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Let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet. I suspect that the rural districts report first. Beware C-08

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:28 PM (tHwdc)

142 I'd like to take a moment to say hello to all the totally fucking unfamiliar nics that suddenly decided to comment at the HQ.
***********

I LOLed.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 09:28 PM (G8TO0)

143

MeAgain is NOT wearing panties...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 09:28 PM (Mt8T4)

144 @116 NY Times just called Delaware for Hillary -- even though only 2% of the vote is in, and in that 2%, Trump has a massive lead, 55-41.

WTF???
Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:26 PM (jBuUi)


I called DE YESTERDAY. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 09:28 PM (EnK/R)

145 Evening horde.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 08, 2016 09:28 PM (gSoXb)

146 Cankles should have been wiped out like Mondale was. I am disappointed no matter what happens

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 08, 2016 09:28 PM (zv81W)

147 Virginia is going to be a lot closer than we thought...

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 09:28 PM (G8TO0)

148 Polls closed in VA 1 1/2 hours ago, but they've only posted 51% of the precincts. Watch for Richmond counties (KlowKaineLand) to dump last. Maybe the precincts are playing a game of chicken.

At least I got to vote for Dave Brat!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 08, 2016 09:28 PM (GzDYP)

149 Trump up by 68,000 in Florida!!!!!

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:28 PM (jBuUi)

150 I'm really glad I told the boss I was going to be in late tomorrow.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 09:28 PM (CNHr1)

151 114 So.... when it turns out to be the same D win by 52%, can we all get along again?
Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 09:26 PM (71OEY)


No.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:29 PM (sdi6R)

152 Would somebody please stuff (XzRw1) in the trash can? Thanks in advance.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:29 PM (dFi94)

153 127 Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (h+Yef)


Getting a little tired of this obvious asshole........
Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 09:27 PM (br2jI)

WTF is your problem? I hate Cankles as much as you, but I also hate people that don't like math, and icy ou look at the number of votes left in South Florida, where Trump does terrible, the lead he has will evaporate quickly. Those precincts always come in late and always go to the Dem. Sorry math isn't your friend, but I'm dealing facts, not fantasies.

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:29 PM (h+Yef)

154 Holding at .9% in FL

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:29 PM (zu88C)

155 Crap. Trump getting killed in Ohio. Latest Drudge:

GA CLINTON 27 TRUMP 71
FL CLINTON 48 TRUMP 49
MI CLINTON 00 TRUMP 00
NC CLINTON 52 TRUMP 46
NH CLINTON 55 TRUMP 40
OH CLINTON 52 TRUMP 45
PA CLINTON 00 TRUMP 00
VA CLINTON 44 TRUMP 51

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 09:29 PM (KQndB)

156 Update on my 92 y.o. MIL who collapsed after voting for Hillary (SERIOUSLY), she didn't have a stroke.

Hospital says she was dehydrated.

Even my husband couldn't help but chuckle just a tad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:29 PM (PY9jH)

157 VA with 54.16% reporting, Trump leading by 6.4%

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:30 PM (tHwdc)

158 Keep the faith. Trump is far from finished.

Posted by: Tyger, Tyger at November 08, 2016 09:30 PM (SqDUU)

159 Trump winning VA?????

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:30 PM (zu88C)

160 2012 Florida total votes was 8.4 million (4.24 DEM and 4.16 REP).
Right now, Florida has reported 8.4 million votes and Trump leads by 150K, with two panhandle counties yet to report a single vote.

Posted by: MTF at November 08, 2016 09:30 PM (sCBEO)

161
Lenox Ramsey Jr 10 minutes ago

@Evan_McMullin leading in one Virginia Beach, Virginia precinct, according to @washingtonpost




There is some sort of giant Mormon temple complex in town, so maybe a bunch of affiliated types have filled out a precinct.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 09:30 PM (kdS6q)

162 WTF is up with all the new nics?


Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 09:28 PM (So9FI)
==========================================

termites

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:30 PM (dFi94)

163 >>I'm really glad I told the boss I was going to be in late tomorrow.

I'm really glad you promised you would dance dance naked and post pictures here.

I may have exaggerated the last part a bit.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 09:30 PM (/tuJf)

164 >>>When history knocked, I hid in the bathroom.

Posted by: James "Straight Shooter" Comey, Pensioner at November 08, 2016 09:27 PM (OhTOr)<<<

Sorry it was so crowded in there with my server.
**hic hic hic**

Posted by: Kim Jong Hill at November 08, 2016 09:30 PM (GfPSp)

165 Rove sure does hate him some Trump, doesn't he?

Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 09:30 PM (W2wn0)

166 I'm pretty sure it was looking like it was over by this point in 2012. This one ain't over yet.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 08, 2016 09:30 PM (HI7tv)

167 Would somebody please stuff (XzRw1) in the trash can? Thanks in advance.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:29 PM (dFi94)


On it.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 09:30 PM (KQndB)

168 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 08, 2016 09:30 PM (6khUI)

169 I really wish it was just the regular morons here and not all these fucking trolls. Don't ya'll have anything better to do? Like shove a screwdriver up your dick?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 09:30 PM (CNHr1)

170 Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:29 PM (h+Yef)


My original comment stands.

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 09:30 PM (br2jI)

171 Trump gains in FL

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:30 PM (zu88C)

172 OH is messing with us - probably the urban areas reporting 1st. Still makes me nervous. I put OH in the Trump column, not competitive.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 09:31 PM (EnK/R)

173 148 Polls closed in VA 1 1/2 hours ago, but they've only posted 51% of the precincts. Watch for Richmond counties (KlowKaineLand) to dump last. Maybe the precincts are playing a game of chicken.

At least I got to vote for Dave Brat!
Posted by: OldDominionMom at November 08, 2016 09:28 PM (GzDYP)

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See, this problem occurs because of Repubs. The western counties should not post their returns until the eastern do.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 09:31 PM (BS8yt)

174 I took a nap. It was enjoyable. Trajectory unchanged.

Posted by: SMOD 2016 at November 08, 2016 09:31 PM (0pMBV)

175 20 min wait for a seat in Waco at 7:30 pm?

This must be the only steakhouse in town or something.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 08, 2016 09:31 PM (gSoXb)

176 NYTimes, as leftie as they are, now predicting 70% chance Trump will win Florida!

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:31 PM (jBuUi)

177 when we was shoutin Lock.Her.Up we dint mean in the election, Mr. T

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 08, 2016 09:31 PM (U0lQa)

178 Make America Great Again: MW
go away


Hey! I resemble that!

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 08, 2016 09:31 PM (5a8XA)

179
I'd like to take a moment to say hello to all the totally fucking unfamiliar nics that suddenly decided to comment at the HQ.





Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (LuZz

And we're all out of AoSHQ Welcome fruit baskets. Sad.




Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:27 PM (PY9jH)







Untrue. We have a plethora of Durian Fruit Baskets stored here in The Barrel.

A plethora, I say.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 09:31 PM (LuZz8)

180 Trump 180,000 in Fla

Posted by: Done at November 08, 2016 09:31 PM (VjZ79)

181 @165 Rove sure does hate him some Trump, doesn't he?
Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 09:30 PM (W2wn0)


Serves you right for not watching FBN.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 09:31 PM (EnK/R)

182 Trump will lose Virginia (the DC suburbs report late and they'll go for Cankles in a landslide), but Virginia was never crucial to a Trump win.

Posted by: Tyger, Tyger at November 08, 2016 09:31 PM (SqDUU)

183 I wonder, do any of my fellow morons go to lefty sites and concern troll? I mean, it's just so obvious and a total dick move, why do it? I guess some folks just enjoy being assholes.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 08, 2016 09:31 PM (Y5Lq7)

184 Ok, I'm done with my wings....


I'm just gobsmacked about Virginia.



Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:31 PM (Enq6K)

185 139 Damn Canucks. They aren't even "merican!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 09:28 PM (/tuJf)


--Take off!

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 09:31 PM (h1usM)

186 To whomever asked about the Northeasters in NC.....yes that is exactly what is happening. They can't afford high tax NY, MA, NH, so they move down here and vote dem.....mostly as a favor to us backwards hicks. We are anti science and pro hate because we want men to use mens bathrooms...blah blah.

Sad!

Posted by: RedEnchilada at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (+i7ay)

187 Thanks for the call.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (X8p7j)

188 167 Would somebody please stuff (XzRw1) in the trash can? Thanks in advance.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:29 PM (dFi94)

On it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 09:30 PM (KQndB)



His hash is already in TB3k. Or it should be. You need him placed in the spam folder.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (z/Ubi)

189 Trump up 6 in VA is a HUGE tease, right?

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (EnK/R)

190 Trump still holding 68K lead.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (OAlmw)

191 116 NY Times just called Delaware for Hillary -- even though only 2% of the vote is in, and in that 2%, Trump has a massive lead, 55-41.

WTF???

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:26 PM (jBuUi)

++++

Apples and oranges. The reported vote totals are the official tallies. When the media calls a race, though, they are also relying on exit polling. They just don't release the exit polls until the polls close.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (R+30W)

192 173
See, this problem occurs because of Repubs. The western counties should not post their returns until the eastern do.
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 09:31 PM (BS8yt)


You'd think they would have learned that by now.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (sdi6R)

193

Sphincters don't fail me now...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (Mt8T4)

194 I would say at this point the polls do not seem to be incorrect either way. I think FL is close, OH ends up going Trump, and VA ends up going Hill................probably bad for the Donald

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (/22Vh)

195 Not watching the coverage like I have in the past. Still early. Trump has a chance. Not sure what to make of the NC numbers.

Madonna giving beejer's ain't happening (see Breitbart) for any morons in the West still thinking of voting Clintoon. Lol I kid.

Drinking Ten High Kentucky Bourbon (the cheapest rot gut you can buy in PA). And praying.

We either MAGA tonight or we don't.

Posted by: prophet sitting on the Group W Bench at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (KIJKy)

196 The point of Mark Kirk was to help hold the line against shitty SCOTUS justices.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (tapYd)

197 Ohio, however, is making me sick to my stomach. Hillary still up by 4%, percentages left uncounted slipping away by the minute.

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (jBuUi)

198 Don't you mean Trump GAINZ in Florida?

Posted by: Afroman at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (oe//q)

199 I'm calling the thing for Hillary.

BUT. I feel it is likely Trump wins the popular vote. So... that's something, right?

I hate politics.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (qgUJH)

200 WTF is up with all the new nics?




Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 09:28 PM (So9FI)
==========================================

termites

Or maybe cockroaches. Have you recovered from last week? Find a tie yet. I IRRC, someone found you some suspenders?

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (So9FI)

201 Are Cleveland and Cinny reporting early and that's why Hill is up in OH? That baffles me. All the polls had Trump killing it in Ohio.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (P8951)

202 Rove sure does hate him some Trump, doesn't he?

Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 09:30 PM (W2wn0)


He, Dana, and Jasper need to get a room.

As soon as I typed that I went

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:33 PM (PY9jH)

203 WTF is happening?

Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2016 09:33 PM (q177U)

204 Sphincters don't fail me now...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (Mt8T4)

LMAO!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:33 PM (Enq6K)

205
So.... when it turns out to be the same D win by 52%, can we all get along again?
Posted by: Damiano




Not with #NeverTrumpers who flounced off earlier in the year, then decided to flounce back tonight to trash-talk and gloat.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 09:33 PM (kdS6q)

206 I dont believe Trump is winning VA. What part of the state? Bc if NoVa hasn't been counted these early reports are garbage

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 09:33 PM (6IPEM)

207 WTF is your problem? I hate Cankles as much as you, but I also hate people that don't like math, and icy ou look at the number of votes left in South Florida, where Trump does terrible, the lead he has will evaporate quickly. Those precincts always come in late and always go to the Dem. Sorry math isn't your friend, but I'm dealing facts, not fantasies.
Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:29 PM (h+Yef)

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Go to hell. TROLL

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 09:33 PM (BS8yt)

208 >>>>139 Damn Canucks. They aren't even "merican!



Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 09:28 PM (/tuJf)





--Take off!
.
.
.
.Take off Hoser!!!!

Posted by: Bob and Doug MacKensie at November 08, 2016 09:33 PM (iONHu)

209 Holy Shit! Trump takes Florida, we are in for a long fucking night!

Posted by: section9 at November 08, 2016 09:33 PM (ZpQcw)

210 Trump has already got more votes than Romney in FL, 91% in.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 09:33 PM (hA1V+)

211 193

Sphincters don't fail me now...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (Mt8T4)

Heh. How many do you have?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 09:33 PM (92kX2)

212 By shitty SCOTUS justices I mean giving the Democrats the Nuclear Option.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 08, 2016 09:33 PM (tapYd)

213 183 I wonder, do any of my fellow morons go to lefty sites and concern troll? I mean, it's just so obvious and a total dick move, why do it? I guess some folks just enjoy being assholes.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 08, 2016 09:31 PM (Y5Lq7)

I get the vibe that most of these are the #nevertrumpers, who don't seem to realize that as a party McMuffin is their future, win or lose.

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at November 08, 2016 09:33 PM (USf3s)

214 IT'S A TAX !!!

Posted by: Justice J Roberts at November 08, 2016 09:33 PM (Y/E2d)

215 My nerves are already shot out and this is just getting started.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 08, 2016 09:33 PM (wjUsG)

216 Michigan exit poll from @MIRSnews has Trump and Clinton neck and neck at 48% each.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 09:33 PM (y3aQB)

217 I'm pretty sure it was looking like it was over by this point in 2012. This one ain't over yet.
Posted by: mugiwara at November 08, 2016 09:30 PM
---------------------------------------------------------
I remember that too. The Congressional Rs pranced onto the stage and delivered a concession speech much earlier in the evening.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 08, 2016 09:33 PM (o38N1)

218 183
I wonder, do any of my fellow morons go to lefty sites and concern
troll? I mean, it's just so obvious and a total dick move, why do it? I
guess some folks just enjoy being assholes.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 08, 2016 09:31 PM (Y5Lq7)

I did in 2008, my little contribution to Operation Chaos. Posed as a Hillary supporter who hated Obama.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 09:34 PM (XoldI)

219 Dear god, all i ask is if you forsake me with shrillary please let weed legalization pass. I won't survive one without the other helping me through it. You kinda owe us one after the last 8 years, kthx

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 09:34 PM (Z53PH)

220 Florida voter here. You're welcome.

Posted by: Thursby at November 08, 2016 09:34 PM (1wofY)

221 <switches TV to 70s music channel>

Trump's lead in VA now at 5.8%

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:34 PM (tHwdc)

222 Good. I get liberals in Blue States, but what the hell was the point of Mark Kirk?

people were pissed in 2010 and the Washington DC GOP fucking blew it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 09:34 PM (voOPb)

223 Only 100K of likely 700-800K votes in for Fairfax County...gonna need to be up 300K votes to make up for that county when it comes in...

Posted by: kk at November 08, 2016 09:34 PM (5WKRz)

224 >>>188 His hash is already in TB3k. Or it should be. You need him placed in the spam folder.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (z/Ubi)<<<

Or, in an iptables entry.

I think the xanax is finally kicking in. I *knew* I should have chewed it up rather than swallowing it whole...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 08, 2016 09:34 PM (jV8Mq)

225 NoVa counties of Arlington and Fairfax are giants and only 30% counted. voting is 2 to 1 for Clinton.

don't get excited by these returns.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 08, 2016 09:34 PM (TnUKj)

226 180 Trump 180,000 in Fla
Posted by: Done


Indian War Whoop sound effect!

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:34 PM (jBuUi)

227 188. Remember Honest Cloud from back in the day? I kept thinking that might have been xhe/xher. But xhe/xher would probably have identified itself

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 08, 2016 09:34 PM (3CFdj)

228
Trump will lose Virginia
====


yeah he's losing by negative one million votes

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:34 PM (zu88C)

229 Praying for any one of Hillary's states to go Greens Party...

Posted by: Mattski at November 08, 2016 09:34 PM (qVMio)

230 >>>>>Sphincters don't fail me now...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (Mt8T4)



Heh. How many do you have?
.
.
.
.
.21

Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at November 08, 2016 09:34 PM (iONHu)

231 226 NoVa counties of Arlington and Fairfax are giants and only 30% counted. voting is 2 to 1 for Clinton.

don't get excited by these returns.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat


Now I has sads.

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:34 PM (jBuUi)

232 Heh. How many do you have?

Two. Rectal. Urethral.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 09:35 PM (Mt8T4)

233 Well as a concerned christian voter, I think it's still not to late to consider Harambe for president.

Posted by: Rich at November 08, 2016 09:35 PM (d0So0)

234 WTF is your problem?

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:29 PM (h+Yef)
===========================================

The problem is that we've never seen you here before, yet you start posting all of this stuff on the night of the election, without any context of : Are you a trustworthy source? Do you have a record of posting in good will? Are you someone just barging in here willy nilly posting numbers and opinions because you want to be disruptive? Usually we are pretty good at knowing who is knowledgable and who is bonkers. You are a cipher.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:35 PM (dFi94)

235 mitchellvii
08/11/16 20:37
NYTimes forecast now LEANING Trump in FL.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 09:35 PM (y3aQB)

236 Test

Posted by: Confusedvoter at November 08, 2016 09:35 PM (nkpt1)

237
The point of Mark Kirk was to help hold the line against shitty SCOTUS justices.

Impossible. The man has round heels.


All the Republicans are round-heeled. If you never heard that expression before, I'm sure you can figure it out.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2016 09:35 PM (sw1f5)

238 The Beast drops down to 49% lead in VA's C-08.


heh

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:35 PM (tHwdc)

239 I just got back from The Chive, looking at the boobehs is calming

Posted by: origional Jake at November 08, 2016 09:35 PM (Y/E2d)

240 I'm surprised that Hillary is ahead in Texas. When the suburban and rural areas report they'll go for Trump big time

Posted by: Michael the Deplorable TEXIT at November 08, 2016 09:35 PM (nvMvs)

241 So I'm still not clear on how someone who was publicly acknowledged as being careless (extremely IIRC) with classified materials gets cleared to see more, and more important, classified material in another government job a few weeks later.

I sort of understand idiots voting for her free-shit approach, but doesn't not being allowed to view critical material sort of put a kink in presidential going-ons?

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at November 08, 2016 09:35 PM (x4zgf)

242 202 Thanks for the mental image...LOL.

Need. More. Wine.

Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 09:35 PM (W2wn0)

243
The point of Mark Kirk was to help hold the line against shitty SCOTUS justices.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen




Kirk says he'll consider Obama's Supreme Court nominee - Daily Herald

Kirk blasts GOP leaders for inaction on Supreme Court nominee

Kirk to meet with Supreme Court nominee - Chicago Tribune

and so on.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 09:35 PM (kdS6q)

244 Portman is killing it in Ohio. Trump is down by close to 200k votes compared to Portman.

Thanks NeverTrump and GOPe.

Posted by: Fuck you DC at November 08, 2016 09:35 PM (pndC3)

245 termites

Or maybe cockroaches. Have you recovered from last week? Find a tie yet. I IRRC, someone found you some suspenders?
Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (So9FI)

I came up with a new nic this week. I used to post under my real name - Jeff Weimer

I am not a troll, I've been here since 2007/

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 08, 2016 09:35 PM (tapYd)

246 58% of the vote in VA. Trump up by 6.5 points.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 09:35 PM (d76uN)

247 Trump about 100K up in FL, with 91% in in Miami Dade, 53% in Palm Beach; might not be impossible . . .

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:36 PM (4ueYo)

248 OVER 1% in FL

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:36 PM (zu88C)

249 Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 08, 2016 09:34 PM (s2imA) can someone do their fucking job & hammer this Inbred

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 09:36 PM (y3aQB)

250 To whomever asked about the Northeasters in
NC.....yes that is exactly what is happening. They can't afford high tax
NY, MA, NH, so they move down here and vote dem.....mostly as a favor
to us backwards hicks. We are anti science and pro hate because we want
men to use mens bathrooms...blah blah.



Sad!

Posted by: RedEnchilada at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (+i7ay)


Yep. Said earlier today the NE liberals moving south are like damned locusts.

They'll be turning SC and GA before long. Bastards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:36 PM (PY9jH)

251 Trump by 80k+

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 09:36 PM (OAlmw)

252 Forgot to mention, there does seem to be way less trolls here at the HQ then the last two prezzy elections. Been lurking all day and hardly seen any.

Posted by: prophet sitting on the Group W Bench at November 08, 2016 09:36 PM (KIJKy)

253 49.0 Trump to 47.9 Clinton in Florida

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:36 PM (Enq6K)

254 To whomever asked about the Northeasters in NC.....yes that is exactly what is happening. They can't afford high tax NY, MA, NH, so they move down here and vote dem...

Posted by: RedEnchilada at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (+i7ay)


Yes, and then the dems they vote for bring in all the high-tax policies they moved away from the Northeast to get away from.

Clueless idiots.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 09:36 PM (KQndB)

255 Plissken? Plissken are you there? Oh, and ya i did look it up. That's how you spell it, Snake Plissken. And it's a good movie to watch until something solid is known tonight.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 08, 2016 09:36 PM (6Ll1u)

256 Whoa

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 09:36 PM (/tuJf)

257 catching up in NC

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:36 PM (zu88C)

258 I got the sadz too, zombie

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 08, 2016 09:36 PM (TnUKj)

259 228 188. Remember Honest Cloud from back in the day? I kept thinking that might have been xhe/xher. But xhe/xher would probably have identified itself
Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 08, 2016 09:34 PM (3CFdj)

Oh man, even I remember them.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 09:36 PM (/1KcA)

260 Charles Lane
@ChuckLane1
Lawyers now boarding flights to Tallahassee for FL recount....

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 09:36 PM (y3aQB)

261 >>>>>Sphincters don't fail me now...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (Mt8T4)



Heh. How many do you have?
.
.
.
.
.21


Posted by: Sheldon Cooper at November 08, 2016 09:34 PM (iONHu)

Ha. I was going to comment, but I knew I would be late to the game, so, well done.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Whose Liver Hates Him at November 08, 2016 09:36 PM (h1PKb)

262 Trump up by 100k votes in FL

Posted by: Kreplach at November 08, 2016 09:36 PM (SLk8c)

263 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 09:35 PM (kdS6q)


He'll stop the Nuclear Option, so yeah.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 08, 2016 09:36 PM (tapYd)

264 This is all too bizarre....

Clinton is outperforming Obama? Trump is underperforming Romney?

Yet, here we are.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 08, 2016 09:37 PM (L67Wq)

265 207 WTF is your problem? I hate Cankles as much as you, but I also hate people that don't like math, and icy ou look at the number of votes left in South Florida, where Trump does terrible, the lead he has will evaporate quickly. Those precincts always come in late and always go to the Dem. Sorry math isn't your friend, but I'm dealing facts, not fantasies.
Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:29 PM (h+Yef)

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Go to hell. TROLL
Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 09:33 PM (BS8yt)


This is exactly the type of poster that needs BANNED. Feel free to disagree with my analysis, but I'm not trolling anyone, just pointing out facts that a reasonable person would look at and not ignore. There is no reason to build unrealistic expectations. People look at 90% of precincts and assume it's 90% of votes. It's not. Not all precincts have the same number of votes, and there are huge precincts in S. Florida that haven't come in and they will and they will be Clinton precincts.

That isn't trolling.

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:37 PM (h+Yef)

266 254 Forgot to mention, there does seem to be way less trolls here at the HQ then the last two prezzy elections. Been lurking all day and hardly seen any.
Posted by: prophet sitting on the Group W Bench at November 08, 2016 09:36 PM (KIJKy)

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Fuck off

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 09:37 PM (BS8yt)

267 Good. I get liberals in Blue States, but what the hell was the point of Mark Kirk?
***
Republicans in blue states talk like conservatives and govern like liberals.

Democrats in red states talk like conservatives and govern like liberals.

Makes sense, right?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2016 09:37 PM (aZq03)

268 Why was Trump campaigning in Minnesota and NM?

Another FL or NC or MI stop wouldn't have hurt.

Posted by: Confusedvoter at November 08, 2016 09:37 PM (nkpt1)

269 FWIW.. One America News reported today that Comey has big ties with the Clintons going back several years. So.. there ya go.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 09:37 PM (CNHr1)

270 Clinton has been staying just over 50% in OH as the tally come up. It ain't over but...

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 09:37 PM (71OEY)

271 Broward has about 500k registered voters not counted yet, but no idea how many actually did; CNN says only 13% in, which is, obviously, wrong

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:37 PM (4ueYo)

272 GOP holds the senate

Posted by: Kreplach at November 08, 2016 09:37 PM (SLk8c)

273 Trump is closing in OH now down by less than 4%. If Cleveland and Cincinnati are already counted he should be OK.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 09:37 PM (iONHu)

274 Ohio a 4% ball game

Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 09:37 PM (9n0dl)

275 Remember Honest Cloud

---------

I have a special disdain for that asshole

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 09:37 PM (JmjOe)

276 At least the Senate looks safe.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (iONHu)

We get a bipartisan screwing on judicial appointments.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at November 08, 2016 09:38 PM (J70i0)

277 Breaking news: I am completely fucked up drunk.

Second news: Please, please, if you're finished with voting, pray. Pray for our republic. Pray for victory over corruption. But above all, pray. (May I suggest the prayer to St. Michael?)

Posted by: Locarno at November 08, 2016 09:38 PM (HhYvn)

278 Clinton is outperforming Obama? Trump is underperforming Romney?
=====


SI SE PUEDE?????

Posted by: a bunch of assholes about to be DEPORTED at November 08, 2016 09:38 PM (zu88C)

279 Thanks NeverTrump and GOPe.

Posted by: Fuck you DC at November 08, 2016 09:35 PM (pndC3)

It's the UniParty, trans-nationalist all.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 09:38 PM (P/kVC)

280 >>>>GOP holds the senate
.
.
.
.So much for dem hopes of taking the House and Senate.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 09:38 PM (iONHu)

281 Ohio large cities, Cleveland, Columbus, which are deep blue are counted first.

Posted by: Frfly1 at November 08, 2016 09:38 PM (HBU7W)

282 Trump by ~100K. Enough to overcome rest of Miami Dade ?

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 09:38 PM (OAlmw)

283 Yes, and then the dems they vote for bring in all the high-tax policies they moved away from the Northeast to get away from.

Clueless idiots.
Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 09:36 PM (KQndB)

Welcome to Washington State nowadays after California invaded 25 years ago.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 08, 2016 09:38 PM (tapYd)

284 VA with 58.03% reporting

Beast 44.39%

Trump 50.18%

Johnson 2.9%

McMuffin 1.27%

Stein 0.65%

Other 0.61%

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:38 PM (tHwdc)

285 so much ozone

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 08, 2016 09:38 PM (0LQ4f)

286 All of the polls from North Dakota down to TX will close in about 20 mins

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 09:38 PM (6IPEM)

287 I'm not interested in making nice with #NeverTrumpers or Hillary voters. They are my enemies.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 08, 2016 09:38 PM (+eR2D)

288 Latest Drudge:

GA CLINTON 27 TRUMP 71
FL CLINTON 48 TRUMP 49
MI CLINTON 00 TRUMP 00
NC CLINTON 52 TRUMP 46
NH CLINTON 55 TRUMP 40
OH CLINTON 50 TRUMP 46
PA CLINTON 00 TRUMP 00
VA CLINTON 44 TRUMP 52

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 09:39 PM (KQndB)

289 I kinda like this:

Watch hockey, get election updates through the Horde.

Better than watching talking heads drone.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 09:39 PM (h1usM)

290 Oooooh, Trump now within 2% in Ohio -- big jump for him! 49 Hillary vs 47 Trump

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:39 PM (jBuUi)

291
GOP holds the senate
Posted by: Kreplach




www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTOm2-CL0l4

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 09:39 PM (kdS6q)

292 210 Holy Shit! Trump takes Florida, we are in for a long fucking night!
Posted by: section9 at November 08, 2016 09:33 PM
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Hey section9! It's Patrick in Oh from C4P. I'm with Sapwolf here. Good to see your name again.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 08, 2016 09:39 PM (O6aZ4)

293 Broward county is gonna be the assrape.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 08, 2016 09:34 PM (s2imA)


And you're all about the assrape, Bill. We know.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 09:39 PM (v9gSJ)

294 How is Hillary outperforming Obama?

Maybe GOTV mattered a ton after all. That OH number makes little sense.

Posted by: Confusedvoter at November 08, 2016 09:39 PM (nkpt1)

295 Man I live in the Atlanta area and I have a hard time with people moving here from Ohio, NYC, Boston, etc. When people were talking about accepting people from Syria I almost punched them in the face

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 08, 2016 09:39 PM (/22Vh)

296 The problem is that we've never seen you here before, yet you start posting all of this stuff on the night of the election, without any context of : Are you a trustworthy source? Do you have a record of posting in good will? Are you someone just barging in here willy nilly posting numbers and opinions because you want to be disruptive? Usually we are pretty good at knowing who is knowledgable and who is bonkers. You are a cipher.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:35 PM (dFi94)

exactly.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 09:39 PM (P8951)

297 Do I open another bottle of red wine? Asking for a friend.

I am watching this website on ipad and QVC/HSN on tv. Have not bought anything but they really do look like real diamonds.....

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 08, 2016 09:39 PM (pOgVG)

298 GO JOHNSON DUDE!

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:39 PM (zu88C)

299 Fred Bauer
@fredbauerblog
In Virginia, Trump is outperforming Romney's margins in some rural counties.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 09:39 PM (y3aQB)

300 Broward has about 500k registered voters not counted
yet, but no idea how many actually did; CNN says only 13% in, which is,
obviously, wrong

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:37 PM (4ueYo)

They are filling out the unused ballets now. Seriously.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 09:39 PM (P/kVC)

301 This is exactly the type of poster that needs BANNED. Feel free to disagree with my analysis, but I'm not trolling anyone, just pointing out facts that a reasonable person would look at and not ignore. There is no reason to build unrealistic expectations. People look at 90% of precincts and assume it's 90% of votes. It's not. Not all precincts have the same number of votes, and there are huge precincts in S. Florida that haven't come in and they will and they will be Clinton precincts.

That isn't trolling.
Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:37 PM (h+Yef)
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Since you don't know what numbers are coming in where your analysis is shit. Post numbers.

So fuck off.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 09:40 PM (BS8yt)

302 You're not here for the hunting, are you Bill?

Posted by: The Bear at November 08, 2016 09:40 PM (OhTOr)

303 236 WTF is your problem?

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:29 PM (h+Yef)
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The problem is that we've never seen you here before, yet you start posting all of this stuff on the night of the election, without any context of : Are you a trustworthy source? Do you have a record of posting in good will? Are you someone just barging in here willy nilly posting numbers and opinions because you want to be disruptive? Usually we are pretty good at knowing who is knowledgable and who is bonkers. You are a cipher.

That's BS. I have posted plenty before, but I haven't been posting lately because I have a life outside of politics. This is a night where politics takes on obvious importance. Again, respond to what I say, not because I'm raining on your hopes of what might happen than analysis of what is happening.

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:40 PM (h+Yef)

304 Re NC - on Sunday, I was talking to a transplant (to NC) from Long Island. She explained her 2 hour long commute and 1200 sf home in Long Island. Both parents had to work. Moved to NC, live on acre in 3000 sf home....hate Trump voting Clinton.

Sad!

Posted by: RedEnchilada at November 08, 2016 09:40 PM (+i7ay)

305 Trump by ~100K. Enough to overcome rest of Miami Dade ?

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 09:38 PM (OAlmw)


Don't forget. A lot of those Miami voters vote twice: Once in Miami and once in NYC. And they get a pass because Dem.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:40 PM (PY9jH)

306 So, on Fox, Rove or one of them said that a large drove of Puerto Ricans have moved to the Orlando area, registered to vote, while they wait for the economy to stabilize in PR so they can go back.

I understand PR is an American territory...but how and why are we letting people who may only be in this country on a temporary basis decide our elections?

Absolutely ridiculous.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 08, 2016 09:40 PM (L67Wq)

307 297. The answer is yes !!

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 08, 2016 09:40 PM (3CFdj)

308 That isn't trolling.
Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:37 PM (h+Yef)


Nope...it's just first time here, who gives a fuck what you think, concern trolling....

Oh, wait, I guess that is trolling!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 09:40 PM (br2jI)

309 VA - 62.09% reporting, Trump ahead by 5.35%

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:40 PM (tHwdc)

310 Florida seems to be holding at 91%.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 09:41 PM (P/kVC)

311 Feel like weeping and vomiting. Simultaneously.

Posted by: Jmel at November 08, 2016 09:41 PM (GXNWP)

312 Rubio wins by 600k young Cubans who voted for Hillary.

Rob Portman up by 250k votes. Yet Trump down in Ohio.


I'm smelling something fishy.

Posted by: Fuck you DC at November 08, 2016 09:41 PM (pndC3)

313 287 I'm not interested in making nice with #NeverTrumpers or Hillary voters. They are my enemies.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 08, 2016 09:38 PM (+eR2D

That's going to be a big club

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 09:41 PM (voOPb)

314 If there are 500k outstanding in Broward, and Trump now leads by 100k... well it will come down to some other place than Broward. 60/40 split among those 500k is not crazy.

Posted by: wooga at November 08, 2016 09:41 PM (GEaCW)

315 Big surge in OH for Trump; NYT has him likely to win there now. But, if OH is that close, not a good sign.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:41 PM (4ueYo)

316 This is getting real

Posted by: James at November 08, 2016 09:41 PM (jxw6R)

317 Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 09:40 PM (BS8yt)

Chill. Just watch the results and see what happens.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 09:41 PM (/tuJf)

318 Or maybe cockroaches. Have you recovered from last week? Find a tie yet. I IRRC, someone found you some suspenders?


Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 09:32 PM (So9FI)
=============================================

I have found both, thanks for remembering! Alas, production is backed up and they are sold out till further notice. Imagine that. Other stuff I ordered won't even be shipped till the end of the month. I don't mind. It's all glorious!

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:41 PM (dFi94)

319 Yep. Said earlier today the NE liberals moving south are like damned locusts.

They'll be turning SC and GA before long. Bastards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:36 PM (PY9jH)

but are the breeding?

Posted by: origional Jake at November 08, 2016 09:41 PM (Y/E2d)

320 Just made carrot free chili.

I'm ready.

Posted by: SH at November 08, 2016 09:41 PM (ZFwAZ)

321 NYT says Trump 83% win probability in FL now

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:41 PM (4ueYo)

322 I'm not interested in making nice with #NeverTrumpers or Hillary voters. They are my enemies.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 08, 2016 09:38 PM (+eR2D)

Yup....I will hate those who hate me. No quarter asked and none given.

Hillary will serve time. Either here in a cell or in hell with her BFF's.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 08, 2016 09:41 PM (ej1L0)

323 301 This is exactly the type of poster that needs BANNED. Feel free to disagree with my analysis, but I'm not trolling anyone, just pointing out facts that a reasonable person would look at and not ignore. There is no reason to build unrealistic expectations. People look at 90% of precincts and assume it's 90% of votes. It's not. Not all precincts have the same number of votes, and there are huge precincts in S. Florida that haven't come in and they will and they will be Clinton precincts.

That isn't trolling.
Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:37 PM (h+Yef)
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Since you don't know what numbers are coming in where your analysis is shit. Post numbers.

So fuck off.

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CNN already reported that half of Broward hasn't come in and 20% of Dade. Hey Genius, do you think those are Trump areas?

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:41 PM (h+Yef)

324 Chesapeake City in VA has been a national bellwether and it's going Trump 56-39.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 08, 2016 09:42 PM (tapYd)

325 half the country trying to save US from fascist globalist crooks, sent their sons to die for US, and FOX can't find anyone but Trump haters to cover election. Bret Baier maybe neutral ... but mostly all down with turning us over to criminals pushing globalist cabal of crooks.

You say you want a revolution? well you know ...

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 09:42 PM (LhGBu)

326 186 Exactly re: DamnYankees in North Carolina. Sell their houses for undamnbelievable sums of money up north. Come down here, buy a cookie-cutter estate in a gated community on the coast, then pass HOA ordinances that make it unlawful for their redneck neighbors to have outdoor parties with music, park their boats in their driveways, etc. For our own good, you understand. Because we're all backwards rubes who don't know any better.

Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 09:42 PM (W2wn0)

327

Take Breo for Asthma! Breo increases the risk of death from Asthma!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 09:42 PM (Mt8T4)

328 FLORIDA MANUFACTURING VOTES


SUE THEIR ASSES , DON

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:42 PM (zu88C)

329 I spend a lot of time in few blue states due to work and here is how the local/state political discussions go (I avoid national politics with them)

Me: So, yet another Dem governor/speaker of the house/etc was convicted of corruption - it seems to be a pattern doesn't it?

Liberal: Yes, we need a real change. These politicians always do the same thing - they promise us everything and then rip us off.

Me: Change you say? Have you ever thought of voting for the other party - the Republicans?

Liberal: Oh HELL NO. They'd change everything!

Me: But you said you wanted change right?

Liberal: I don't get your confusion. Anyway, this new leftwing Democrat candidate is promising us everything for free again...and I think this one means it!

Me: !@#$%^&*()

Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2016 09:42 PM (aZq03)

330 We should have set PR independent. We install Geraldo as their king, but keep Guilfoyle.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 09:42 PM (hA1V+)

331
That's BS. I have posted plenty before, but I haven't been posting lately because I have a life outside of politics.
Posted by: Martian Wonder




Oh, you're Amishdude!

You should have said.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 09:42 PM (kdS6q)

332 >>>314 If there are 500k outstanding in Broward, and Trump now leads by 100k... well it will come down to some other place than Broward. 60/40 split among those 500k is not crazy.
Posted by: wooga at November 08, 2016 09:41 PM (GEaCW)>>>

That's total registered voters that haven't been counted. Not sure how many votes are actually outstanding.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:42 PM (4ueYo)

333
Forget VA.
Virginia will crush your soul.

Look to North Carolina.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2016 09:42 PM (sw1f5)

334 Trump still holding off Hill in FLm still up by 100,000.

9% of votes still to be counted, though

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:42 PM (jBuUi)

335 I would love to see the election thrown to the House. If for nothing else, I'd like to see all of the bed-wetters have to choose between Trump or Clinton.

Force them into the open and expose themselves for all to see.

Posted by: Blake at November 08, 2016 09:42 PM (WEBkv)

336 Mark 'Stroker' Kirk was a reliable traitor to anybody who's values trended conservative in the slightest way.

His best bud in the Senate was that colossal scumbag Durbin, so basically we got the Incredible Two-Headed Dick.

Repeatedly, and without lube.

Of course, his replacement is a flat-out Obama commie, but Kirk was such a jagoff that I shed not a tear.


Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at November 08, 2016 09:42 PM (nd1zx)

337 In Virginia, Trump is outperforming Romney's margins in some rural counties.
Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 09:39 PM

I witnessed this today. Poll workers confirmed they had never seen the lines they saw today in my rural district.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 09:42 PM (dAXyx)

338 Re NC - on Sunday, I was talking to a transplant (to NC) from Long
Island. She explained her 2 hour long commute and 1200 sf home in Long
Island. Both parents had to work. Moved to NC, live on acre in 3000 sf
home....hate Trump voting Clinton.



These northern transplants really are exactly like locusts. Destroy every place they move to.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:42 PM (PY9jH)

339 Exit polling in FL showed that Trump was only get 51% of the Cuban-American vote... that does not bode well...

Posted by: phreshone at November 08, 2016 09:43 PM (DpOmP)

340 By the way "Make America Great Again," I would love to eat crow if Trump pulls Florida out. Again, if you're against Cankles, we're on the same side here.

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:43 PM (h+Yef)

341 mitchellvii
08/11/16 20:45
NYTimes now has Trump win in FL almost Likely.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 09:43 PM (y3aQB)

342 Friggin trolls.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Whose Liver Hates Him at November 08, 2016 09:43 PM (h1PKb)

343 Northern Ohio will vote Hillary but the rest is in play. Was just back in SE Ohio and saw no Hillary support only Trump. Folks are pissed at status quo.

Posted by: Buckeye Woody at November 08, 2016 09:43 PM (FXW24)

344 Martian Wonder & opponents:

Either he's right or he's wrong. We'll know soon enough. How about y'all agree that whoever is wrong about Florida has to leave the HQ for the rest of the night, and stop bickering?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 09:43 PM (P1C8m)

345 Again, respond to what I say
Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:40 PM (h+Yef)
======================================

..... or maybe I'll just have another glass of wine. Enjoy your evening.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:44 PM (dFi94)

346 Hey trolls, until we know what precincts are stll out there in FL, Ohio, VA and NC, you are wasting space.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 09:44 PM (PJMpr)

347 Now commencing, Scotch 2016!

I am partaking in a Glenlivet 15 yr.

Quite nice.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 09:44 PM (X0CTs)

348 Just made carrot free chili.
I'm ready.
Posted by: SH at November 08, 2016 09:41 PM (ZFwAZ)
*******
Ha. I made defeat nachos with no beans or carrots for dinner. To be followed by victory vodka martinis.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 09:44 PM (6IPEM)

349 Fuck, Scheifele gets a penalty.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 09:44 PM (h1usM)

350 VA with 64.67% reporting - Trump at +5.03%

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:44 PM (tHwdc)

351 Well, at least Joe Buck isn't covering the election results.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

352 I understand PR is an American territory...but how
and why are we letting people who may only be in this country on a
temporary basis decide our elections?



Absolutely ridiculous.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 08, 2016 09:40 PM (L67Wq)

They are US citizens. The temp stay often turns into life.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 09:44 PM (P/kVC)

353 The Republic died with Comey's statement on July 5, 2016... Tonight only drives the final nail

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at November 08, 2016 09:44 PM (DpOmP)

354 >>297 Have not bought anything but they really do look like real diamonds

I'm a dude, not really into jewelry. But those particular shows on QVC are mesmerizing! It's a good channel to have on when you're studying, coding, etc.

Posted by: bananaDream at November 08, 2016 09:44 PM (Ag8Mw)

355 According to NBC, with 91% in for Florida, that leaves only 840,156 ballots outstanding. Trump has a 105k lead.

Posted by: wooga at November 08, 2016 09:44 PM (GEaCW)

356 316 This is getting real
Posted by: James


Interestingly, "this" is an anagram for "shit," so you are correct!

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:44 PM (jBuUi)

357 Trump over Romney by 150k in FL
Clinton not even up to Obama levels
Does that mean her votes not yet in, or Dem vote is down?

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 09:44 PM (hA1V+)

358 >>>CNN already reported that half of Broward hasn't come in and 20% of Dade. Hey Genius, do you think those are Trump areas?
Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:41 PM (h+Yef)>>>

Well, fewer than 1.2 mil registered voters in Broward total. Over 600k votes have already been counted in Broward. So, 50% isn't possible, even with 100% turnout.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:44 PM (4ueYo)

359 <pours a double Jack and Coke Zero>

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:44 PM (tHwdc)

360 I am at work without access to alcohol FOR THREE MORE HOURS!!

ARGH!!!

Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2016 09:45 PM (q177U)

361 I forgot how fast the Horde posts on election night, holy crap.
God bless place this place and all of you here. National treasure.

And Ace has been on fire the last couple of days. I especially enjoy Ace showing up in the comments, commenting about things. He's like a 29 year old Andrew B.

No matter the outcome, keep the faith Horde.

/waves to Zombie

Posted by: prophet sitting on the Group W Bench at November 08, 2016 09:45 PM (KIJKy)

362 They are still filling out ballots for the dead.

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 09:45 PM (So9FI)

363
We should have set PR independent.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost




Fun Fact

An endorsement of statehood for Puerto Rico has been in the GOP platform for decades.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 09:45 PM (kdS6q)

364 338. I promise not to be one of them !!

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 08, 2016 09:45 PM (3CFdj)

365 333 Don't look at us, man.
We're just as confused as the rest of 'em.

Posted by: North Carolina at November 08, 2016 09:45 PM (W2wn0)

366 By the way "Make America Great Again," I would love to eat crow if Trump pulls Florida out. Again, if you're against Cankles, we're on the same side here.

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:43 PM (h+Yef)


And yet you bray like the Eeyore you seem to be, when all we want to do is make the best of this stressful situation. It's not fun. Let us drink and snark. Therapeutic it is.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Whose Liver Hates Him at November 08, 2016 09:45 PM (h1PKb)

367
Oh, you're Amishdude!

AmishJeff

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2016 09:45 PM (IqV8l)

368 CNN? Clinton News Network. Sure.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 09:45 PM (BS8yt)

369 Vote fraud, corruption and lies is not the Left's hole card. Never was.

Their hole card is knowing no matter how brazenly they lie and steal, we will not come after them with ropes and escort them to trees. Knowing that, in their darkened minds they've never had any reason NOT to lie, cheat and steal.

That is why, for all this time, my name here has been...

Posted by: doomed at November 08, 2016 09:45 PM (UW4Uc)

370 LOL, @351. I despise Joe Buck.

Posted by: iwuzhere at November 08, 2016 09:45 PM (GRNzr)

371
I would love to see the election thrown to the House. If for nothing
else, I'd like to see all of the bed-wetters have to choose between
Trump or Clinton.



Force them into the open and expose themselves for all to see.

Posted by: Blake at November 08, 2016 09:42 PM (WEBkv)
====================================

That would be so cool.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:45 PM (dFi94)

372 Hubby & I just got back from voting, polling place empty, uggg

Posted by: lousagirl at November 08, 2016 09:45 PM (9plvG)

373 Felt good to not vote for Kirk. He ran one of the least visible campaigns I've ever seen. What a waste of space.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 09:45 PM (Dc/ui)

374 I'm still having whiplash for Virginia voting Dem. I hunt for Whitetail every year there and it's amazing that Northern Virginia has diluted 90% of the rest of the state. Crossing fingers that the good 'ol boys and gals get off their asses and vote against the she-witch

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 09:45 PM (7vTEZ)

375 Young over Bayh shocks me.

I live in Indiana, so I know how powerful the Bayh name is.

When my family and I heard Young had a 1 point advantage yesterday, we laughed and said we'd be shocked.

The fact that Young is not only winning, but winning big is an absolute shock to me.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 08, 2016 09:46 PM (L67Wq)

376 Can Trump win without Ohio?

Because he sure ain't gonna win there.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 08, 2016 09:46 PM (DQ/0l)

377 That's BS. I have posted plenty before, but I haven't been posting lately because I have a life outside of politics. This is a night where politics takes on obvious importance. Again, respond to what I say, not because I'm raining on your hopes of what might happen than analysis of what is happening.

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:40 PM (h+Yef)


I do not remember seeing Martian Wonder on this blog before, either, but what he says checks out. Martian Wonder has been here before. Just infrequently, and I think not not at all lately.

He's not some election night troll.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 09:46 PM (KQndB)

378 That's BS. I have posted plenty before, but I haven't been posting lately because I have a life outside of politics. This is a night where politics takes on obvious importance. Again, respond to what I say, not because I'm raining on your hopes of what might happen than analysis of what is happening.

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:40 PM (h+Yef)

++++

Not with that hash. That nick does show up back in Feb/March. Rubio-bot.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 08, 2016 09:46 PM (R+30W)

379 351 Well, at least Joe Buck isn't covering the election results.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

If he and Madden were to cover election night...

Well, I might almost pay to see that.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 09:46 PM (X0CTs)

380 @ 90% in and Trump 100k, I figure that Hillary has to win rest by a margin of 55%-45% to pull off win.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 09:46 PM (OAlmw)

381 347 Now commencing, Scotch 2016!

I am partaking in a Glenlivet 15 yr.

Quite nice.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 09:44 PM (X0CTs)

Balvenie Doublewood 17 -- cheers!

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 09:46 PM (LojpD)

382 I would love to see the election thrown to the House. If for nothing else, I'd like to see all of the bed-wetters have to choose between Trump or Clinton.
***
They'd choose Egg McMuffin or Leppo Johnson.

Remember that a plurality of the R caucus doesn't want anything to change and anyone other then Trump right now keeps the gravy train rolling.

They can't vote for Hillary but they can vote for not-Hillary.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2016 09:46 PM (aZq03)

383 aaaah i can't take it

the suspense

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 08, 2016 09:46 PM (fwj47)

384 The ONLY purpose for mobys to concern-troll is to dispirit us to depress Trump voters into not voting. But now??? THE POLS ARE ALREADY CLOSED, you fools. Concern-trolling serves no purpose whatsoever at this point!

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:46 PM (jBuUi)

385 We even had a GOP governor in PR for a while (I think Fontana?)

It's a huge black hole economically.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 09:46 PM (hA1V+)

386 The Brit on FBN is having too much fun. This probably reminding him of the Brexit vote night.

Posted by: Njconservative at November 08, 2016 09:46 PM (NvEiB)

387 They are dragging it out on the news. trump won Florida. It's done. It looks like he may get VA also

Posted by: Marcus T at November 08, 2016 09:46 PM (TBVdD)

388 It's happening! MAGA!!!

Posted by: Dick Poulin at November 08, 2016 09:46 PM (sMt7r)

389 North Carolina looking tough. Trump needs movement there . . .

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:47 PM (4ueYo)

390 Bill, go get your shinebox.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at November 08, 2016 09:47 PM (edBdg)

391 He's winning in OH

Posted by: James at November 08, 2016 09:47 PM (jxw6R)

392 Trump

112k in FLORIDA

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:47 PM (zu88C)

393

Putin will win and feed everyone here to his bears while we sing the The Internationale...

Posted by: Hector at November 08, 2016 09:47 PM (Mt8T4)

394 Trump by ~113K

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 09:47 PM (OAlmw)

395 It ain't over until Hillary sings.

Posted by: Yogi Bera at November 08, 2016 09:47 PM (dtWKK)

396 Almost done with wine, eyeing up that sexy bottle of Knob Creek over by there.

Posted by: flyover at November 08, 2016 09:47 PM (SVz6E)

397 Please God.
You know why.

Posted by: teej at November 08, 2016 09:47 PM (QJIMk)

398

I thought Bayh retired.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (sw1f5)

399 "Felt good to not vote for Kirk. He ran one of the least visible campaigns I've ever seen. What a waste of space.

Posted by: Eli Cash

I voted for him, but duckworth sounded better on trade ...

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (LhGBu)

400 *heads to fridge for third (or is it fourth?) glass of wine*

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (PY9jH)

401 Posted by: TickledPink at November 08, 2016 09:46 PM (L67Wq)

ditto, grew up in indy now live in AZ last 3 years and all i see on facebook from people back in indiana is frothing blue lefty nonsense. of course the left has bullied most conservatives into the shadows in many public arenas so it's a selection bias, but still. those fools went obama before

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (Z53PH)

402 Kirk used to be my rep before the Senate. That dick not only supported gun control, he co sponsored bills. A proud moment when when I had him speechless and backtracking on a phone in town hall meeting some years ago.

Duckworth is a total tool, but at least she's honest about her douchery.

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (USf3s)

403 Virginia is getting too close with all the government leech votes not yet counted . . .

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (4ueYo)

404 I'm looking at NC and seeing less than 20% reporting.... Loooooooong way to go there. Feels like we will know where this night is headed in next hour or so.

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (7vTEZ)

405 If he pulls out FL and OH I will come back in from the ledge.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (OhTOr)

406 Putin will win and feed everyone here to his bears while we sing the The Internationale...
***
I thought the left wanted us to sacrifice for the polar bears...no?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (aZq03)

407 Balvenie Doublewood 17 -- cheers!
Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 09:46 PM (LojpD)

*clinks glasses*

As I said earlier this afternoon, this is definitely a whiskey election.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (X0CTs)

408 Trump surpassed Obama's total win for FL already, Hillary not far behind...

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (G8TO0)

409 Lagavulin 16. I drank some immediately upon returning from the polls at 0830. Took a break, but I'm not a quitter.

Posted by: no good deed at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (/O5Ax)

410 Cincinnati, Columbus & Cleveland come in 1st in Ohio

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (y3aQB)

411 343 Northern Ohio will vote Hillary but the rest is in play. Was just back in SE Ohio and saw no Hillary support only Trump. Folks are pissed at status quo.

My parents and I went up to Berlin OH last weekend to do some shopping in Amish country, and holy hell the Trump signs and homemade anti-Hillary signs were EVERYWHERE during nearly the entire drive once we got out of Delaware county (I'm in Franklin co). Especially all those small towns you drive through.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (/1KcA)

412 They called PA in 2012 immeadiately.

Too close to call. This is good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (89T5c)

413 So how you all doing? I was on Breibart... Sorry I cheated on Ace... I guess the media is actively rooting for Hillary...

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (O2RFr)

414 Can Trump win without Ohio?

No.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (KRwzj)

415 I hope Virginia comes through. I am a native here and still have a bit of pride.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (TnUKj)

416 This is fucking insane.

Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2016 09:49 PM (q177U)

417 Voted for Kirk, but not sorry to see him go.

Posted by: iwuzhere at November 08, 2016 09:49 PM (GRNzr)

418 Look, I live here. The Broward GOP sleptwalk through the 2000 election. I'm just waiting for the Fraud Bus to show up. I'm surprised Trump has THIS margin.

Posted by: section9 at November 08, 2016 09:49 PM (ZpQcw)

419 I have a little Glenlivet 18, but I'm not going for that unless the news gets very good.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:49 PM (sdi6R)

420
I thought Bayh retired.
Posted by: Soothsayer



He unretired to run this year.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 09:49 PM (kdS6q)

421 From California: So we got home about an hour ago from voting. Shocker was the line. Not a gigantic line, about 20 people. The problem was people in the booths taking forever because they hadn't filled out their booklets beforehand. We had lots of propositions this year, so the idiots who hadn't bothered to do their homework had to read and figure out each one. Most of the white people had their booklets, nobody else did.


Lots of provisional voting going on, haven't seen that before.

Posted by: Joanne at November 08, 2016 09:49 PM (o/EW5)

422
An endorsement of statehood for Puerto Rico has been in the GOP platform for decades.
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix


I'm sure they think the Puerto Ricans are "natural conservatives" who just want lower taxes and entrepreneurial zones.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2016 09:49 PM (IqV8l)

423
That's BS. I have posted plenty before, but I haven't been posting lately because I have a life outside of politics.
Posted by: Martian Wonder




Oh, you're Amishdude!

You should have said.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 09:42 PM (kdS6q)






Actually I looked MW up. Yep, posted a bit this year.........but every last bit of it is doom and gloom, and extolling his preferred candidate of Rubio.

I say: troll.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 09:49 PM (LuZz8)

424 Dana Loesch looking pretty good ... must be the beet juice. She moving back to St lou, getting over her Trump hate?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 09:49 PM (LhGBu)

425 Damn, did Huckabee just say what I thought he just said???

Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 09:49 PM (W2wn0)

426 Oh man, I need to go out and... Get a haircut. Yes.

When I come back, things had better be less uncertain or I don't know what I'll do.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 08, 2016 09:49 PM (fwj47)

427 We even had a GOP governor in PR for a while (I think Fontana?)



It's a huge black hole economically.

And don't they always not vote to be a state? I say cut 'em lose. FU.

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 09:49 PM (So9FI)

428 under-boob>side-boob ?


??

Posted by: origional Jake at November 08, 2016 09:49 PM (Y/E2d)

429 310 Florida seems to be holding at 91%.
Posted by: Burnt Toast

Checking all the trunks...we'll get that 200K soon!

Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:49 PM (pxwEr)

430 According to the Decision Desk HQ, the Dems have a 2-1 advantage in the House. So its a close early game.

Posted by: SH at November 08, 2016 09:49 PM (ZFwAZ)

431

Dana is looking naughty in the side shots...

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 09:49 PM (Mt8T4)

432 >>>>>>They are dragging it out on the news. trump won Florida. It's done. It looks like he may get VA also
.
.
.
.
.$hit just got real.

Posted by: Martin Lawrence at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (iONHu)

433 Maga up in nc

Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (9n0dl)

434 Trump blowing away Romneys vote total in Florida.

Posted by: JBS at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (O++Dd)

435 I'm getting my second Wiser's Canadian. I figure I better see what they sell north of the border.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (TnUKj)

436
Hi Hollowjoint.

Are you almost in Gloat mode?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (sw1f5)

437 Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (USf3s)

poor guy. i suffered through chicago for 9 years before i moved to AZ. i suggest you get out if you can.
AZ is such a big draw of chicago ex-pats that lou malnati's finally opened their first non-chicago location, right here in phoenix

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (Z53PH)

438 All the trolls are getting defensive. John Podesta must be nervous.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (o38N1)

439 Trump still clinging to a 118,000-vote lead in freakin' VIRGINIA, with 60% of the vote in.

I trust those who say an avalanche of Hillary votes is still in the offing, but damn, he's still hanging in there! In state he was given no chance of winning.

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (jBuUi)

440 Imagine if Trump actually ran a "real" campaign in terms of having the party back him and have an actual ground game......wow.....

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (/22Vh)

441 Latest Drudge:

GA CLINTON 35 TRUMP 63
FL CLINTON 48 TRUMP 49
MI CLINTON 50 TRUMP 45
NC CLINTON 47 TRUMP 49
NH CLINTON 52 TRUMP 42
OH CLINTON 49 TRUMP 47
PA CLINTON 00 TRUMP 00
VA CLINTON 45 TRUMP 50

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (KQndB)

442 Why is the Bayh defeat surprising in a red state like Indiana?

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (G8TO0)

443 I hope Virginia comes through. I am a native here and still have a bit of pride.
***
Perhaps a President Trump can make the argument that NOVA should really be incorporated into DC? I mean it is mostly DCers anyway...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (aZq03)

444 So if Congress is held but Trump loses, there is no real reason to support the people who wouldn't vote for a guy who would at least give us a chance to have rational SCOTUS appointments, right? They would be right there in the same voting booth, right?

Not that it will be an issue after Hillary gets her four hand-picked socialist/sjw picks, but hypothetically, their burn-it-down approach actually will, won't it?

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (x4zgf)

445 >>>404 I'm looking at NC and seeing less than 20% reporting.... Loooooooong way to go there. Feels like we will know where this night is headed in next hour or so.
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (7vTEZ)>>>

It's 63% in, Trump down 50-48

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (4ueYo)

446 Fuck, I have not seen Nate Silver on ABC yet. He's the only analyst I'm interested in hearing from.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (h1usM)

447 351.. Threadwinner!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (CNHr1)

448 Bill-Fucking-Burton?!? Are you kidding me Fox News?

Posted by: TehAdmiral at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (O+RfY)

449 409 Amen. I'm 3/4 done with a solo bottle of wine. Will be crying or laughing in the next 2 hours

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (7vTEZ)

450 If minorities really hate Trump and conservatives, why is Florida even close?

Oh yeah I forgot. Not true.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (/tuJf)

451 400 *heads to fridge for third (or is it fourth?) glass of wine*
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (PY9jH)

Counting probably isn't very useful for this evening.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (X0CTs)

452 Lotta strange nicks and concern trolling here tonight.

I guess the NeverTrumptards are here to tout their support of Hillary!

Lovely.

If Trump does wind up losing, I sense a lot of the fun going out of the HQ with with these lame retards infecting the blog.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (9q7Dl)

453 If he pulls out FL and OH I will come back in from the ledge.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM
*****
Take care of Tami while you're out there together on the ledge.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (6IPEM)

454 DanRiehl
08/11/16 20:50
NYTs current gives Trump 56% shot in Ohio

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (y3aQB)

455
He unretired to run this year.

Is that legal?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (sw1f5)

456 Bill Burton on Fox bragging that immigration into NOVA will win it for the Dems even though SW VA "demographics" favor Trump

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (hA1V+)

457 Just got home from working the polls in my precinct. Time to catch up

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (JO9+V)

458 Interesting, in the last 3 final polls, Bayh was leading or tied with Young.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (G8TO0)

459 Just got in from dinner and all of the news I listened to on the radio made it sound like Trump was losing in FL and Hillary was way ahead due to micro-targeting the PR vote. Now it appears that Trump is winning and might just pull it out... anyone know what gives?

Posted by: Drew in MO at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (cGlgB)

460 Trump hanging on by 4.7% in VA, with 66.74% reporting

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (tHwdc)

461 Mountain and Western states are still voting. The trolls want to depress turnout. As do the MSM.

NC is particularly troubling as it appears they are slow walking returns from Trump friendly areas.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (BS8yt)

462 At PBS Brooks and Co. are shocked the race isn't over already.

Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (DQ/0l)

463 I'm a man in a woman's body and I voted for Evan McMullen!

Posted by: Jimi Ray at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (FqgrG)

464 413 So how you all doing? I was on Breibart... Sorry I cheated on Ace... I guess the media is actively rooting for Hillary...
Posted by: deplorable donna at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (O2RFr)

Well they're being very discreet about it, so there's that. [/sarc]

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (/1KcA)

465 413 So how you all doing? I was on Breibart... Sorry I cheated on Ace... I guess the media is actively rooting for Hillary...

Posted by: deplorable donna at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (O2RFr)


Well they are out of the closet and theirs no going back. We know. Democrat party F*ckwads all.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (Pby3z)

466
CBS News

Trump outperforming Romney 2012 in Jacksonville, Tampa and Central Florida, which is why FL race is neck and neck.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (kdS6q)

467 I voted for him, but duckworth sounded better on trade ...
Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (LhGBu

Doesnt matter what she or any other candidate says.

You expect her to buck Schumer? No.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (voOPb)

468 PA polls should have closed about an hour ago. Nail biting time....

Posted by: Jenk at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (MCeFD)

469
He unretired to run this year.

Who does he think he is Brett Farve?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (sw1f5)

470 One thing I can almost guarantee you - there is some world-class cussin' going on at Shrillery Headquarters.
Unless she's passed out already.

Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (W2wn0)

471 423
That's BS. I have posted plenty before, but I haven't been posting lately because I have a life outside of politics.
Posted by: Martian Wonder




Oh, you're Amishdude!

You should have said.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 09:42 PM (kdS6q)






Actually I looked MW up. Yep, posted a bit this year.........but every last bit of it is doom and gloom, and extolling his preferred candidate of Rubio.

I say: troll.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 09:49 PM (LuZz

________


I was doom and gloom about Trump because I think he's a terrible candidate. I feel like the facts are bearing me out, and yeah, I wish Rubio had won because Cankles wouldn't be taking a victory lap later tonight. But I didn't go NeverTrump after the primaries, so there's that.

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (h+Yef)

472 Just went from Condition Yuengling to Condition Rutherford.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (OhTOr)

473 Lots of people from Illinois here tonight! We should all get together, say, at Wrigley Field.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (dFi94)

474 >>>Perhaps a President Trump can make the argument that NOVA should really be incorporated into DC? I mean it is mostly DCers anyway...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (aZq03)>>>

Give Fairfax back to DC. Worthless government leeches.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (4ueYo)

475 Tequila...come to me darling.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (Pby3z)

476 If he pulls out FL and OH I will come back in from the ledge.

----------

He definitely needs those states. VA would be a nice pick me back up.

Posted by: SH at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (ZFwAZ)

477 Born in the USA! I was Born in the USA!

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (dtWKK)

478

Hollowhead!

Damn I thought I stepped in something.

Wow.

Nevertrumpers don't have their own "principled" site?

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (zu88C)

479 Not enough votes left in south Florida to overcome 113K. Just like 2004.

Trump has Florida unless outstanding precincts are 80% Clinton.

Time to worry about NC and OH.

FL is close enough that I think Trump might lose NV and need MI. Unless there is a miracle in VA.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (wfDW1)

480 Jesus I meant Condition Woodford. Apparently already passed Condition Rutherford.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (OhTOr)

481 421 From California: So we got home about an hour ago from voting. Shocker was the line. Not a gigantic line, about 20 people. The problem was people in the booths taking forever because they hadn't filled out their booklets beforehand. We had lots of propositions this year, so the idiots who hadn't bothered to do their homework had to read and figure out each one. Most of the white people had their booklets, nobody else did.


Lots of provisional voting going on, haven't seen that before.
Posted by: Joanne


At my polling place in CA, they had GREEN PARTY VOTER GUIDES stacked up next to each booth! I know that was totally illegal, but I didn't complain, because they all recommended Jill Stein, which I approve of, strategically.

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (jBuUi)

482 Mark Shields is flabbergasted!

Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (DQ/0l)

483 473 Lots of people from Illinois here tonight! We should all get together, say, at Wrigley Field.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (dFi94)


How about Kominski Field?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (mbhDw)

484 An endorsement of statehood for Puerto Rico has been in the GOP platform for decades.
***
If smart the Rs would add an "anti-colonial" plank to their platform - PR goes free....

Should make for fun politics at least.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (aZq03)

485 It's probably been said, but remember that the lower population, rural precincts that tend to favor Republicans typically come in earlier than the more densely populated Dem precincts.

If you got your hopes up that the numbers look good for Trump so far, prepare to get them crushed.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (KRwzj)

486 456: Burton also saying the cheating hasn't started yet in Broward

Posted by: TehAdmiral at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (O+RfY)

487 Beast pulling ahead to 51+% in VA-08

Damned northern VA to hell

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (tHwdc)

488 poor guy. i suffered through chicago for 9 years before i moved to AZ. i suggest you get out if you can.
AZ is such a big draw of chicago ex-pats that lou malnati's finally opened their first non-chicago location, right here in phoenix
Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (Z53PH)

Can you believe I live 4 frickin block inside Cook County. I would love to leave the state but family ties hold me back. I am looking to leave Cook County, ASAP though.

By the way, Joel for the win

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (USf3s)

489 I feel concerned so I must post. If Trump had just accepted that illegal immigration was the way of the future I could have gotten behind that. I voted for Jill Stein and Gary Johnson because I am really a Democrat plant.

Don't judge me.

Posted by: JeffsBrainOnChems at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (KIJKy)

490 400 *heads to fridge for third (or is it fourth?) glass of wine*

Posted by: Jane D'oh,

Um, thought you said you liked it warm??

Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (pxwEr)

491 Bullshit

Broward is at 100%

Next please.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (d76uN)

492 Brett Baier's tie is tripping me the fuck out.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (ef6pV)

493 Wonder how far ahead Trump would be without the utter asshattery of the #nevertrumpers and GOP-E?

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (G8TO0)

494 He unretired to run this year.



Who does he think he is Brett Farve?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (sw1f5)
=========================

LOL

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (dFi94)

495 IF Trump pulls this off, anyone planning to check in on Beck tomorrow?

I'm imagining his show just one looong "sob" followed by several minutes of dead air....rinse repeat.



Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (PY9jH)

496 Fraud At Polls!

Posted by: Citizen Kane at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (FXW24)

497 Good movement in NC - down to -1%

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (4ueYo)

498 460
Trump hanging on by 4.7% in VA, with 66.74% reporting

====


Has NOVA reported yet?

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:53 PM (zu88C)

499 Antisocialist... what did Huckabee say?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 09:53 PM (CNHr1)

500 Just remember Cubs fans, you already cashed in on a big prayer.

Posted by: SH at November 08, 2016 09:53 PM (ZFwAZ)

501 457 Just got home from working the polls in my precinct. Time to catch up
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (JO9+V)

Bless you. I mean that. I did poll observation during early voting in Franklin co OH for the 2012 election and man, had I been an actual election official, I would have lost my shit.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 09:53 PM (/1KcA)

502 Not enough beer.

What I really, really want to see...well, I watched "Deep Rising" last night. I want to see Hillary in the "Billy" role. Those of you who've seen the film will know what I mean, those of you who have not obviously have better taste than me.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 08, 2016 09:53 PM (8mIih)

503 It is fun to see the Stars homers agonizing over the Jets kicking ass.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 09:53 PM (h1usM)

504 All the trolls are getting defensive. John Podesta must be nervous.
---
Quick!

Sacrifice another dozen virgins!

Posted by: John Podesta at November 08, 2016 09:53 PM (3Liv/)

505 600k Puerto Rican citizens have relocated to FLA since 2008... does not bode well

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at November 08, 2016 09:53 PM (DpOmP)

506 Miami Dade is at 91%

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 09:53 PM (d76uN)

507 On the other hand -- no, on the same hand, actually -- Mark Kirk lost.

Net win for Reps. Kirk was a waste of space.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 09:53 PM (iWW0H)

508 @oregonmuse indiana not as red as you'd hope these days. went obama at least once. and juding anecdotally from my fb feed, it's full of a lot of wispy dreamy lefties who want to be cosmopolitan and go all big govt. i'd say of all my indiana contacts on fb, i've seen 2.5 post right leaning things and at least 30 post lefty nonsense

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 09:53 PM (Z53PH)

509 475. LOL

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 09:54 PM (7vTEZ)

510 How do you disable that annoying CNN ticker that pops up on your screen? I mean really, who asked them?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 09:54 PM (OhTOr)

511 Trump +3.83%, 69.28% reporting in VA

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:54 PM (tHwdc)

512 NBC, fucktards that they are, are already complaining about the electoral system.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 09:54 PM (G8TO0)

513 484 An endorsement of statehood for Puerto Rico has been in the GOP platform for decades.
***
If smart the Rs would add an "anti-colonial" plank to their platform - PR goes free....

Should make for fun politics at least.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (aZq03)

LAtimes site already has one up tonight for Guam getting electoral votes.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 09:54 PM (/1KcA)

514 How about Kominski Field?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (mbhDw)
=========================

Hey, I love baseball, but no way am I sitting next to Michelle.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:54 PM (dFi94)

515

Is everyone who utters a negative opinion or an opposing opinion automatically a troll ? I was called a troll on a thread the other day and I've been here since around 05, although I don't LIVE here 24/7

Posted by: Sphynx at November 08, 2016 09:54 PM (a0SQT)

516 Wtf is going on in NC?

Am I looking at the wrong info or has it not updated in a long while?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2016 09:54 PM (ciTDw)

517 Fuck you #War

Posted by: prophet of the Elysian Fields at November 08, 2016 09:54 PM (KIJKy)

518 >>>487 Beast pulling ahead to 51+% in VA-08

Damned northern VA to hell
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (tHwdc)>>>

Suckling on the teat of government your entire life is like smoking pot when you're a kid - makes you psychotic and stupid. I lived in NoVa for 4 years; got out as quick as I could.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:54 PM (4ueYo)

519 Get some perspective, you guys.
WS game 7 was way worse than this.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 09:54 PM (6IPEM)

520 I better eat something. I'm on my 4th glass of wine.

Still haven't turned on the tv.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 09:55 PM (P8951)

521 506 Miami Dade is at 91%

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 09:53 PM (d76uN)

That's not enough left for Hillary to overcome ~115k lead by Trump

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 09:55 PM (OAlmw)

522
NC is particularly troubling as it appears they are slow walking returns from Trump friendly areas.
Posted by: Make America Great Again

They have to until the Durham late closing polls close.

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 09:55 PM (2RVmA)

523 493 Wonder how far ahead Trump would be without the utter asshattery of the #nevertrumpers and GOP-E?

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (G8TO0)


One thing about Dems. They lock step and never break ranks. It wins for them.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 09:55 PM (Pby3z)

524 Oh a 1% game....did cleveland , columbus n cincin shoot their wads yet

Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 09:55 PM (9n0dl)

525 Hardly anything from Fairfax in yet.

Burton may end up proved right.

If so, thanks GOPe - you imported voters to do the voting Americans won't do.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 09:55 PM (hA1V+)

526 495 I wouldn't tune in to Beck's show if he promised to sign off the air permanently in the first five minutes. That whole bunch has lost their collective minds. I agree, it might be kinda amusing, but I wouldn't do the turncoat bastard the favor of listening to the dead air.

Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 09:55 PM (W2wn0)

527
Ben Shapiro* 2 minutes ago

First call of Florida for Trump

www.dailywire.com

*Precisely three apple tall

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 09:55 PM (kdS6q)

528 I should know better to listen to me.

Backs out of the room

Broward is sitting at 13.1 according to Politico.

They have not update any totals for a bit.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 09:55 PM (d76uN)

529

Should I stick an icepick in my ear, or clamp my wiener in the vise? Decisions, decisions...

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 09:55 PM (Mt8T4)

530
Maybe it was 07 or 08. It was just after the CJ LGF meltdown

Posted by: Sphynx at November 08, 2016 09:55 PM (a0SQT)

531 Trump +3.83%, 69.28% reporting in VA

***********************

Someone upthread said Trump had to lead by 8 initially to have a chance in Virginia, which was just about where he was.

Hey wouldn't it be funny if the only reason Trump loses Virginia is ebcause of all the felon votes? Hahahaha.... ha.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 09:55 PM (G8TO0)

532 He s up in ohio!

Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2016 09:55 PM (rP2JJ)

533 482 Mark Shields is flabbergasted!
Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (DQ/0l

Flab + Gas = Flabbergasted

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2016 09:55 PM (voOPb)

534 In 2010, I was all in on winning the house, and was thrilled when we did.

In 2014, I was all in on winning the senate, and was thrilled when we won.

Now that nothing seemed to change with those elections, I find I don't really give a damn about losing the senate this year. I voted straight R ticket, but all I really care about is Trump at this point. If he loses, I'm out; reregister as independent, and probably drop out of politics for a decade or so. Let it burn.

Posted by: Grimaldi at November 08, 2016 09:55 PM (mCohb)

535 Shit I guess I should actually go vote now.

Posted by: wooga at November 08, 2016 09:55 PM (GEaCW)

536 Maga up in nc

Posted by: E.T.



Doesn't surprise me. Transphobic bigots!

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (dtWKK)

537 491 Bullshit

Broward is at 100%

Next please.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (d76uN)


So you're saying they still have 20% more to go?

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (sdi6R)

538 Mark Shields is flabbergasted!

Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (DQ/0l)


My kids call Mark Shields "The Fathead." Seriously.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (KQndB)

539 450
If minorities really hate Trump and conservatives, why is Florida even close?



Oh yeah I forgot. Not true.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 09:50 PM (/tuJf)

Cubans don't consider themselves minorities, more like elites actually, same with Argentinians.

Posted by: firehorse at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (//TVq)

540 >>>
Has NOVA reported yet?
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:53 PM (zu88C)>>>

Loudon 50%; Fairfax 45%.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (4ueYo)

541 476 If he pulls out FL and OH I will come back in from the ledge.

----------

He definitely needs those states. VA would be a nice pick me back up.

Posted by: SH

Drudge link to NY Times has Trump projected in both FL and Ohio.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (iWW0H)

542 WTF? The book says we need "the blood of a woman who looks like Webb Hubbell".

Posted by: John Podesta at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (5dOnv)

543 Next batch of polls just closed. MI, WI, CO and NM are up next.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (6IPEM)

544 Polls in the upper midwest closing now?

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (XoldI)

545 Just remember Cubs fans, you already cashed in on a big prayer.

Posted by: SH at November 08, 2016 09:53 PM (ZFwAZ)
================================

God is good. I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (dFi94)

546 Trump pulling AWAY in FLORIDA

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (zu88C)

547 Fairfax only 50% in and its going 2-1 HRC. Gag.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (dAXyx)

548 Why does the last 9% in FL take so long?

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (SIY7D)

549 Fairfax County 2:1 Clinton 50% reporting.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (TnUKj)

550 Tim Scott won.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (iONHu)

551 No.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (KRwzj)

======

The fact that Trump is leading must be killing you GOPe types. Suck it.

Posted by: Flyboy at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (h/y2h)

552 Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 09:55 PM (9n0dl)

Yep

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (y3aQB)

553 I predict Wisconsin goes for the Fat Cow.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (dFi94)

554 >>>How do you disable that annoying CNN ticker that pops up on your screen? I mean really, who asked them?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 09:54 PM (OhTOr)<<<
You could always disappear it into a black hole.

Posted by: Don Lemon at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (GfPSp)

555 Watching Fox Business, Trump's caught up to the Hag in Ohio and North Carolina. Okay he's ahead in Ohio now.

Posted by: Joanne at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (o/EW5)

556 Politico has Florida sitting at 70% of the vote.

Trump up by 102K

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (d76uN)

557
Is everyone who utters a negative opinion or an opposing opinion automatically a troll ?

Yes. Tonight.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (sw1f5)

558 Fixing my third big cup of vokda and coke. Also pounding beers. I hit a small jackpot on the way to work. Four of the store's freezers were broken so they discounted some of the frozen food over 50%. Those cheap Red Baron singles should taste good with the booze and a Jets win (although even better with a Trump win).

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (h1usM)

559
One thing about Dems. They lock step and never break ranks. It wins for them.
***
Because the Dems only care about power. The Rs have a mix of people who care about different issues, and yes a fair amount that only cares about power.

Remember how the right revolted against Bush 43 multiple times? How many times did the left revolt against Obama?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (aZq03)

560 It is fun to see the Stars homers agonizing over the Jets kicking ass.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 09:53 PM (h1usM)

Aaaaaaaaarrrrgh. All I get here in Denver is the Avalanche. Everything else is blacked out.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (+DiO8)

561 Did NYT call it for Florida?

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (G8TO0)

562 Trump up 138k in Florida... but still only 91% in.

Posted by: wooga at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (GEaCW)

563 Get some perspective, you guys.

WS game 7 was way worse than this.
---
I really hope this election doesn't go into rain delay

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (3Liv/)

564 I thought Bayh retired.
Posted by: Soothsayer

He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (S6Pax)

565 On average it is taking an hour to an hour and a half to vote in PA.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (EOK/M)

566
NYT Politics 2 minutes ago

Live forecast: Donald Trump has a 76% chance of winning Florida, as of 8:56 p.m. ET

http://nyti.ms/2fYKRiV

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (kdS6q)

567 548 Why does the last 9% in FL take so long?
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (SIY7D)


We are feeling een dee ballots muy rapido!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (mbhDw)

568

In a normal world, it wouldn't even be this close.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (qCMvj)

569 I'm glad I voted for Trump because he's doing well in Duval County.

Posted by: dantesed at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (88xKn)

570 Thats strange....polls close at 8 in MI

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (0LQ4f)

571 They have to until the Durham late closing polls close.
Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 09:55 PM (2RVmA)


---------

I have a major concern about vote rigging due to that.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (BS8yt)

572 553 I predict Wisconsin goes for the Fat Cow.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (dFi94)

Is that really much of a prediction? Even Tommy T couldn't get WI across the line for W.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (X0CTs)

573 @442

It just is...he speaks to the very conservative blue dog democrats in this state, of which there are many.

It's not the nutty libtards that you worry about in Indiana. It's the folks with a long history of being a Democrat because their father was a Democrat and his father before him. Union guys from rural areas.

The Bayh name means something to these people.

And, I watched the debate...Young was rough and awkward. Not saying I am for or against him, but he definitely needs some polish.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (L67Wq)

574 Okay...um...

Wife just read my the NC State BOE. As of 20 minutes ago, Trump is at 63%, Clinton 33% with about half of precincts reporting.

Hmmmm.

Posted by: doomed at November 08, 2016 09:58 PM (UW4Uc)

575 Has NOVA reported yet?


Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:53 PM (zu88C)

----------
This is statewide. Loudoun and Fairfax are blue as fuck. Beast leading by 50+% in C-08.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:58 PM (tHwdc)

576 >>>>>Drudge link to NY Times has Trump projected in both FL and Ohio.
.
.
.
.They must have reported Cleveland and Cincinnati first.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 09:58 PM (iONHu)

577 572 553 I predict Wisconsin goes for the Fat Cow.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (dFi94)

Is that really much of a prediction? Even Tommy T couldn't get WI across the line for W.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (X0CTs)

PS. Tongue firmly in cheek

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 09:58 PM (X0CTs)

578 I CAN'T I JUST CAN'T

Going to bed

Posted by: Votermom the Deplorable @vm on Gab.ai at November 08, 2016 09:58 PM (Om16U)

579 523 493

Pledge!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 08, 2016 09:58 PM (4bjXi)

580 CNN - Texas is a tossup

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 09:58 PM (P/kVC)

581 Florida is over, Trump won it.

But it was must win, so election is far from over.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 09:58 PM (wfDW1)

582 I asked Daughter #1 if she had voted today (in Arizona) - she's the only one of my kids who is pretty consistently conservative. She said yeah, for "Donald Trunk", as my six year old granddaughter calls him.

Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 09:58 PM (W2wn0)

583 If the FAB wins NC, I'm blaming NipSip. Just on GP.

Posted by: weirdflunkyonatablet at November 08, 2016 09:58 PM (wjUsG)

584 Poll workers told people in the booths ahead of me that they needed to hurry up. Got the impression that there was a time limit.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 08, 2016 09:58 PM (gTQoY)

585 WTF? I purposely shut everything off to take a break. Now I see the madman is winning Florida, VA, and tied in Ohio? Holy shit. Should we be optimistic?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (pUDQf)

586 580 CNN - Texas is a tossup
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 09:58 PM (P/kVC)


That is insane.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (mbhDw)

587 I don't feel good about Virginia, but I'll say this, if the 50% in is 2-1 Clinton, the remaining precincts may be the more Republican parts of that county (and there are some). I'd be surprised if he lost Fairfax 2-1.

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (h+Yef)

588 580...da fuq?

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (0LQ4f)

589 >>Cubans don't consider themselves minorities, more like elites actually, same with Argentinians.

Cuban immigrants largely despise what Obama has done with Cuba.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (/tuJf)

590 Draw a line from the Rio Grande to Canada, Trump took 'em.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (X8p7j)

591 Oh the humanity !

Posted by: ting hung lo at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (xZc4z)

592 Fox Business

Electoral Votes:

The Beast: 97

The Donald: 139


*faints*

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (PY9jH)

593 542 WTF? The book says we need "the blood of a woman who looks like Webb Hubbell".
Posted by: John Podesta at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (5dOnv)


Literally lol'd.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (FqgrG)

594 VA 73.54% reporting, Trump still has +3.1%

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (tHwdc)

595 Florida is over, Trump won it.

But it was must win, so election is far from over.

***************

No one except DailyWire seems to be calling it.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (G8TO0)

596 Because the Dems only care about power. The Rs have a mix of people who care about different issues, and yes a fair amount that only cares about power.
-------------

The Democrats understand that no matter how "conservative" a Democrat says that he is, when it comes down to picking Supreme Court justices, they always get hard leftists out of their wet dreams. They'll put up with some centrist Bill Clinton triangulation if it gets them Breyer and Ginsberg, who couldn't be more reliably leftist.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (P1C8m)

597 Trump up 100K in NC.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (v9gSJ)

598
ABC News 2 minutes ago

JUST IN: Donald Trump will win Texas based on exit poll analysis, @ABC News projects.




Bu bu but -- Texas is supposed to be a swing state!

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (kdS6q)

599 585 WTF? I purposely shut everything off to take a break. Now I see the madman is winning Florida, VA, and tied in Ohio? Holy shit. Should we be optimistic?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (pUDQf)


No. But keep hope alive.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (mbhDw)

600 Drudge has Ohio tied now.....

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (iONHu)

601 Fairfax went 80/20 for Obama

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (2RVmA)

602 >>>548 Why does the last 9% in FL take so long?

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (SIY7D)<<<

It took a while for da boss to negotiate for our 5 x rate overtime.

Posted by: Ballot Printers and Forgers, Local 42 at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (jV8Mq)

603 I should know better to listen to me.



Backs out of the room




Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 09:55 PM (d76uN)
===============================================
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwo4VYWi8GA

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (dFi94)

604 NYT has Trump likely to take Florida and Ohio.

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (LQLeS)

605 I thought Bayh retired.

Posted by: Soothsayer
======================

Mr. Bayh is retired and tired. He was last seen checking into a hotel room for a good night's rest.

Posted by: mrp at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (JBggj)

606 CNN is trolling on Texas, FBN called Texas for Trump

Posted by: Njconservative at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (NvEiB)

607 Rural NC precincts must be coming in now. Trump is creeping back up to about even again.

Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (W2wn0)

608 One thing about Dems. They lock step and never break ranks. It wins for them.

***

Because the Dems only care about power. The Rs have a mix of people
who care about different issues, and yes a fair amount that only cares
about power.



...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (aZq03)

And lot's of free shit for their voters... at least their voters think it is free.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 10:00 PM (P/kVC)

609 I was doom and gloom about Trump because I think he's a terrible candidate. I feel like the facts are bearing me out, and yeah, I wish Rubio had won because Cankles wouldn't be taking a victory lap later tonight. But I didn't go NeverTrump after the primaries, so there's that.

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 09:51 PM (h+Yef)


Yet your candidate Rubio couldn't get past the "terrible" candidate Trump. Doesn't say much for Rubio, doesn't it?

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 10:00 PM (KQndB)

610 >>> Is everyone who utters a negative opinion or an opposing opinion automatically a troll ?
.....

These days, pretty much.

This election is turning out like the last 2,decided by the same 52% that live for free shit, but why blame them when you can blame a hashtag and ignore the dumpster fire that is both major candidates.

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 10:00 PM (71OEY)

611 CNN - Texas is a tossup
---
FBN just called it for Trump, and NY for the Beast

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 10:00 PM (3Liv/)

612 594 VA 73.54% reporting, Trump still has +3.1%
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (tHwdc)


Has the Commie Triangle reported in fully yet?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:00 PM (mbhDw)

613 553 I predict Wisconsin goes for the Fat Cow.
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:56 PM (dFi94)
-------
The real question is if Johnson can pull it out. He had the momentum in the last two weeks.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 10:00 PM (OAlmw)

614

It is very unlikely Trump loses any Romney 2012 states (e.g., NC). But that's still not enough. He needs more.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2016 10:00 PM (sw1f5)

615 Gorn in the USA! I was Gorn in the USA! I was Gorn in the USA!

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen wearing a rubber lizard head at November 08, 2016 10:00 PM (dtWKK)

616 Did someone say pull your Johnson out?

Posted by: Sandy Fluke at November 08, 2016 10:00 PM (OhTOr)

617 Arlington is 85% in. Going 72% for the beast. But at least they are almost all counted now.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 10:00 PM (dAXyx)

618
Paul Krugman 2 minutes ago

The voters there know what Trump is; they know what they're voting for, and they're doing it anyway. How does our society hold together?




Paul -- I EAT your fear....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 10:00 PM (kdS6q)

619 Trump's ahead in Florida now.

Posted by: Joanne at November 08, 2016 10:00 PM (o/EW5)

620 Yeah I'm not buying the medias hotinstant takes.

Republicans have won the House and the Senate but the media is trying to sell a Trump loss.

Not buying it. The MSM wants to drag this thing out all night and into tomorrow with wall to wall coverage.

Posted by: Fuck you DC at November 08, 2016 10:00 PM (pndC3)

621 It's always amusing (in a dark way) to hear my liberal in-laws talk about Republicans being easily led. When it's them who mindlessly vote D, no matter who it is.

Posted by: iwuzhere at November 08, 2016 10:00 PM (GRNzr)

622 Trump is winning in NC according to Drudge...

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 10:00 PM (iONHu)

623 I don't expect to win Virginia - too many commissioned officers in the Free Shit Army living in the northeast counties - but if Trump makes it close, that bodes well for the rest of the country.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 10:00 PM (P1C8m)

624 DD calling NJ by not very much 49.5% to 47.7%.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (tapYd)

625 615 Gorn in the USA! I was Gorn in the USA! I was Gorn in the USA!
Posted by: Bruce Springsteen wearing a rubber lizard head at November 08, 2016 10:00 PM (dtWKK)


Thanks, earthling. I needed that!

*Anita Dunn grabs fly with tongue*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (mbhDw)

626 Texas just called by Google for Trump.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (zu88C)

627 VA

77% of precincts counted

Trump up by 5

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (d76uN)

628 I'll say this though - over 5% of VA's votes are going to not-Beast/Trump

Hmmm.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (tHwdc)

629 Will Johnson stick it to Feingold?

Posted by: Polling Experts at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (GfPSp)

630 (searches frantically for bottle of jack in the pantry...)

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (Dc/ui)

631 FBN now says Trump is ahead in OH.

Shit, he might actually do this thing.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (97XyN)

632 Comon pa.....!!!!!!!

Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (9n0dl)

633 ok... I have to admit something here. Who the hell is Webb Hubbell?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (CNHr1)

634 Why is fox business calling new hamster a key race?

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (gTQoY)

635 Rural NC precincts must be coming in now. Trump is creeping back up to about even again.

He's up 200K on official state website.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (v9gSJ)

636 582 I asked Daughter #1 if she had voted today (in Arizona) - she's the only one of my kids who is pretty consistently conservative. She said yeah, for "Donald Trunk", as my six year old granddaughter calls him.
Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 09:58 PM (W2wn0)

I'm so glad the only lib in my immediate family is my sister, who isn't even registered. She doesn't wanna get called for jury duty. I encourage her to keep not voting.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (/1KcA)

637 624 DD calling NJ by not very much 49.5% to 47.7%.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (tapYd)


Whoa. But useless.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (mbhDw)

638 No one except DailyWire seems to be calling it.

I don't need it, outstanding votes in Dem counties can't make up for a 100K+ lead.

It's over.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (wfDW1)

639 On average it is taking an hour to an hour and a half to vote in PA.

Here in Towson, MD it took over an hour to get in, and another hour+ to vote and get out because they reverted to paper ballots and only had 1 scanner machine. Either whoever handles the elections is stunningly incompetent or it's an attempt at deliberate voter suppression, I'm not sure which.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (5dOnv)

640 How do you disable that annoying CNN ticker that pops up on your screen? I mean really, who asked them?

Heh, I remember grandma used to watch some game show that showed the answers on a ticker. She would put a kitchen chair in front of the TV and she found a box just big enough for the chair seat to cover the ticker. Of course, this was the 60's and an old B and W TV.

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (So9FI)

641
I thought Bayh retired.
Posted by: Soothsayer



He unretired to run this year.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 09:49 PM (kdS6q)








If memory serves, at the last minute, he muscled out the local up-and-coming Donk guy who had actually put in the work of building up a viable candidacy. Heh. How you like me now, Pac-Man?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (LuZz8)

642 Nood election thread is up
Corgis assemble!!!

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (O6aZ4)

643 560 It is fun to see the Stars homers agonizing over the Jets kicking ass.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 09:53 PM (h1usM)

Aaaaaaaaarrrrgh. All I get here in Denver is the Avalanche. Everything else is blacked out.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (+DiO

--I think the channel I'm seeing it is Fox Sports Southwest, but I could be wrong. They also show a lot of Big 12 Games in addition to the Stars.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (h1usM)

644
He's up 200K on official state website.


Oh, sorry, over 100K.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (v9gSJ)

645 I'm listening to the Patriot Net on the ham radio 80m band. It's like hearing the comments here verbalized.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (GUBah)

646
Should we be optimistic?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at November 08, 2016 09:59 PM (pUDQf)

No. But keep hope alive.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton



If he takes VA, a world of paths open.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (kdS6q)

647 If Hillary wins, it's all the fault of you #NeverJebbers!

Posted by: Betunia at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (dtWKK)

648 633 ok... I have to admit something here. Who the hell is Webb Hubbell?
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (CNHr1)

*tinfoil hat on*

Chelsea's father

*hat off*

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (X0CTs)

649 OHIO going down to the wire.


FBN talking to OHIO Sec State about fraud.


Cuyahoga County just coming in , Clinton of course.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (zu88C)

650 instead of hanging chads, it will be 45K ballots signed by same three friends of Hillary

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (LhGBu)

651 Fairfax still only 53% in. Grr.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (dAXyx)

652 VA



77% of precincts counted



Trump up by 5

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (d76uN)

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I'm on the freaking VA website, Tim, but I'd rather take your numbers!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (tHwdc)

653 Trump needs Ohio and Florida. I'm giving up PA. The Democratic fraud machine in Philly is too great.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (ef6pV)

654 559
One thing about Dems. They lock step and never break ranks. It wins for them.
***
Because the Dems only care about power. The Rs have a mix of people who care about different issues, and yes a fair amount that only cares about power.

Remember how the right revolted against Bush 43 multiple times? How many times did the left revolt against Obama?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (aZq03)


Agreed. I wish we were lockstep this time though.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (Pby3z)

655 If 50% of Fairfax is in, then voting is WAY down from 2012

I don't believe that much of Fairfax is in.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (hA1V+)

656 Remember how the right revolted against Bush 43 multiple times? How many times did the left revolt against Obama?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (aZq03)


once - against obamacare for about 3 minutes until they got special kickbacks and deals. cause a few extra bucks is worth selling out your conscience on taxpayer funded abortions if you're a big ole (D)

Posted by: Mst3k at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (Z53PH)

657 over 5% of VA's votes are going to not-Beast/Trump

===


FBI voters.


Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (zu88C)

658 I'm smart, not like they say!

Posted by: Paul Krugman at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (FqgrG)

659 Who the hell is Webb Hubbell?



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Chelsea clintons real Dad.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (JmjOe)

660 The MSM is trolling the shit out of us. Numbers and percentages don't match up fromnl site to site and definitely not with each state.gov sites.

Posted by: Fuck you DC at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (pndC3)

661 ok... I have to admit something here. Who the hell is Webb Hubbell?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (CNHr1)

==========
Chelsea Clinton's daddy.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (tHwdc)

662 Trump up 140K in florida. Fuck, please let that hold.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (ef6pV)

663 615
Gorn in the USA! I was Gorn in the USA! I was Gorn in the USA!

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen wearing a rubber lizard head at November 08, 2016 10:00 PM (dtWKK)

I've got your Gorn right here(grabs crotch)!

Posted by: Capt James T Kirk at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (XoldI)

664 Trump up by 4% in Ohio, with fresh numbers direct from the Ohio Secretary of State office.

These numbers are so fresh, somebody had to slap them.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (S6Pax)

665 Bourne in the USA! I was...Bourne in the USA!

Posted by: Bruce Springsteen wearing a MATT DAMON mask at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (jV8Mq)

666 Squirt

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 10:04 PM (/tuJf)

667 Here in Towson, MD it took over an hour to get in, and another hour+ to vote and get out because they reverted to paper ballots and only had 1 scanner machine. Either whoever handles the elections is stunningly incompetent or it's an attempt at deliberate voter suppression, I'm not sure which.
Posted by: Ian S
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You're in Towson? Let's get a drink, mothafukka

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 10:04 PM (P1C8m)

668 I had no line in Philly to vote, but I also live in a weird district.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 10:04 PM (/x6xU)

669 AlaBAMA come hang out

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 08, 2016 10:04 PM (/22Vh)

670 TRUMP HAS FLORIDA

Posted by: duncan at November 08, 2016 10:04 PM (Z2KtO)

671 Fuck, Stars goal.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 10:04 PM (h1usM)

672 Wonder how far ahead Trump would be without the utter asshattery of the #nevertrumpers and GOP-E?
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (G8TO0)

This x1000.....ass holes all of them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 08, 2016 10:04 PM (ej1L0)

673 Trump pulled ahead in Ohio.....

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (iONHu)

674 So what's going on in PA?

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (sdi6R)

675 633 ok... I have to admit something here. Who the hell is Webb Hubbell?
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (CNHr1)

---

Hillary's real baby daddy.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (Eabwd)

676 568

In a normal world, it wouldn't even be this close.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (qCMvj)

I know it! I was hoping for a 57 plus state sweep for the Trump. I can't believe anyone is even voting for that rancid piece of hag woman.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (CFc5L)

677 Fairfax now 58% in. Trump holding 2% lead in VA.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (dAXyx)

678 I'm trying not to get excited because I've been disappointed too many times. This is too much. Help me.

Posted by: JeepGirl at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (SUcNO)

679 The fact that Trump is leading must be killing you GOPe types. Suck it.

I've been disappointed for months that one of these two will be President. I will remain so regardless of who wins, not just because of how unacceptable they both are, but what it says about us as a people that they were nominated.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (KRwzj)

680 Tequila, elixir of the gods, help me slip the bounds of sweet reason. Bring me blissful escape.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (Pby3z)

681 I Live in nc...crunched the numbers,,,he wins by 50k votesin nc

Posted by: duncan at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (Z2KtO)

682 Bless you. I mean that. I did poll observation
during early voting in Franklin co OH for the 2012 election and man, had
I been an actual election official, I would have lost my shit.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 09:53 PM (/1KcA)

Thanks. It was pretty fun actually. Suburban area in Houston, TX. New voter ID rules - fed judge imposed - went rather smoothly. Older, longtime resident homeowners had the least issues. Younger, transient apartment dwellers had the most.
It's almost as if responsible homeownership is a stabilizing force on the community. Odd, that.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (JO9+V)

683 NC VA coast very Republican, yes?

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (zu88C)

684 The Dems released their big numbers early this time. Seems like they were trying to make it look inevitable she would win. Reeks of nervousness.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (PJMpr)

685 Urp!

Trump up in N. Carolina now.

Hillary slightly underperforming in some urban areas.

Mecklenburg county.

But what's happening up in Pilot Mountain?

Stay tuned!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (S6Pax)

686 I've got your Gorn right here(grabs crotch)!
Posted by: Capt James T Kirk at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (XoldI)

---

LOL!

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (Eabwd)

687 I'm so tired.

Posted by: Lilly von Schtupp at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (Fmupd)

688 Trump +2.38 with 76.44% reporting, almost 73% of blue CD-08 reporting.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (tHwdc)

689 659: which means that fat fuck actually did the FAB. How drunk did that muthahfucker need to be to bang that cow?!?

Posted by: TehAdmiral at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (O+RfY)

690 @568

In a normal world, it wouldn't even be this close.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 09:57 PM (qCMvj)



Electing Hillary POTUS would be like electing Al Capone as mayor of Chicago. Good God, what have we become?

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (EnK/R)

691 I smell a Bush sized RAT in Florida.

Posted by: Fuck you DC at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (pndC3)

692 664 Trump up by 4% in Ohio, with fresh numbers direct from the Ohio Secretary of State office.

These numbers are so fresh, somebody had to slap them.
Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 10:03 PM (S6Pax)

Wow. Big switch. Huh.

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (71OEY)

693 679 The fact that Trump is leading must be killing you GOPe types. Suck it.

I've been disappointed for months that one of these two will be President. I will remain so regardless of who wins, not just because of how unacceptable they both are, but what it says about us as a people that they were nominated.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (KRwzj)

Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (Pby3z)

694 "He won't win a single state!"

-Nevertrumpers

*Drink*

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (3myMJ)

695 but what it says about us as a people that they were nominated.

Posted by: Hollowpoint


Hahahahaaha



Suck it bitch.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (zu88C)

696 636
I'm so glad the only lib in my immediate family is my sister, who isn't even registered. She doesn't wanna get called for jury duty. I encourage her to keep not voting.
Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 10:02 PM (/1KcA)

Daughter #2 is married to a Honduran guy, great kid and a super hard worker but he hates Trump and, therefore, so does she. Not sure she even voted, both of them work 16 hour days, and I'm happy I didn't follow my instinct and drive her to the polls today.

Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (W2wn0)

697 633 ok... I have to admit something here. Who the hell is Webb Hubbell?
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (CNHr1)


Chelsea Clinton's father.

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (r5O/2)

698 Shit, he might actually do this thing.

Posted by: Cloyd Freud, Unemployed at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (97XyN)
=====================================

Wouldn't that be somethin', eh?

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (dFi94)

699 @688 Trump +2.38 with 76.44% reporting, almost 73% of blue CD-08 reporting.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (tHwdc)


WHERE, goddamnit!?!

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (EnK/R)

700 @ Grimaldi:

I feel similarly, but if Hillary wins I think I will take a new, very active approach in getting government money. Welfare, etc, grants, tax credits, who cares. None of the elected officials give a sh*t about where it comes from or needing to pay it back, so I agree with them.

Gimme.

Posted by: 16 paranoia filled days later at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (x4zgf)

701 Carl is resting comfortably.

I'm beside him sipping on Capt 100 and coke.

I'm daring the nurses to say shit to me.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (Eabwd)

702 683 - NC coast definitely is. VA, I believe, is for the most part.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (PJMpr)

703 Well kids, I was here during the primaries and I'm back. I voted today in CT for Trump (but really against HRC). So we all know my vote does not really matter in the big scheme of things.
Posting now even though I know if my employer wants to make an issue of it, my professional life could be in jeopardy.
Let me quote some favorite lines to keep in the spirit of the times:

Want a beer?
It's 8 in the morning.
Scotch?

And to keep the mister mom theme:

What's going here is WRONG!

And that is this election in a nutshell.

Just left a bar in mid-town Manhattan with 2 HRC voters who admitted (I) HRC is a bad person and (ii) we should get back to a system where the Fed gov has limited power and we should work through our social issues on a local level. They seemed sincere. I am still burying the guns and ammo to be ready for the alternative.

Love this site - even if the boss is old and fat with lies and no GAINZZ.

Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (tRFUP)

704 I am so effing sick of people talking about the stock market going down if Trump wins. It's proof positive the shit is rigged! They know he won't play their game. Good - let it burn. I want a 3-6% drop to get everyone's attention.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (Dc/ui)

705 589.
Yeah. Except the idiotic brainwashed propagandized millenial Cubans who vote for little Marco and for the beast.
Barf.
Spit, spit.
Assess.

Posted by: Martell at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (Qmwmf)

706 One thing about Dems. They lock step and never break ranks. It wins for them.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 09:55 PM (Pby3z)

It's easy for them. The ideology (progressive, statist, elites being smart for the serfs, etc.) matches the platform (big government, free shit). This also matches the path to political success in DC (graft, cronyism, bigger govt., personal power, enrichment, etc). The arguments are mainly about how much commie to push at any given time.

GOPe has to pretend to be small government and conservative while actually having the same personal/power motivations in the path to political success as the Democrats. So failure theater.

And when an actual small government movement starts...

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (USf3s)

707 Chris Wallace almost started crying when he said he just realized Trump might be our next president.

Posted by: Weird Nick at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (nb8Yl)

708 659 Who the hell is Webb Hubbell?


Really???

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (br2jI)

709 Thread 3 is up.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (z/Ubi)

710 The fact that Texas is so close is worrisome.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (tapYd)

711 Michigan is tightening up...Trump only down by 4 now after Detroit reporting.....

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (iONHu)

712 How in the fck is Hillary at 65% in PA? I have family there and they are all demented. So I guess I know how.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (Dc/ui)

713 CBS exits have trump up 5 in Minnesota and down 1 in michigan

Posted by: Confusedvoter at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (nkpt1)

714 Richmond is almost all counted. Went 77% for HRC. Trump still holding 2% lead in VA...

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (dAXyx)

715 Trump takes the lead in Ohio by 2......and is closing in Michigan only down by 3 now.....

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (iONHu)

716 I am so effing sick of people talking about the stock market going down if Trump wins. It's proof positive the shit is rigged! They know he won't play their game. Good - let it burn. I want a 3-6% drop to get everyone's attention.
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Personally, I think it's going to bad if Trump wins, open warfare with the Fed and their allied central bankers in EU and Japan

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (hA1V+)

717 Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (tRFUP)

Welcome! (from a neighbor from across the Hudson)

Posted by: Iasonas at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (yANQt)

718 Bayh was brought back in, in part, due to his 10 million in camapaign funuding he had left over from leaving the senate. Between his name and his accounts...he was a great recruit.

Now...LOL.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (a7FXx)

719 Somebody wake ace up.

This is happening.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (/tuJf)

720 God, I'm just happy Bayh is gone. Makes my night no matter what else happens. Eat karma, you Obamacare voting, carpet-bagging slime.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (ppaKI)

721 anybody know whats still out in ohio? cant find it

Posted by: duncan at November 08, 2016 10:09 PM (Z2KtO)

722
Peggy Noonan on SeeBS. BLEACCHHHH!

Posted by: Sphynx at November 08, 2016 10:10 PM (a0SQT)

723 which means that fat fuck actually did the FAB. How drunk did that muthahfucker need to be to bang that cow?!?

Posted by: TehAdmiral at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (O+RfY)

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He's no prize, either. And she was slightly less cowlike decades ago.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 10:10 PM (tHwdc)

724 Trump is up by 6 in Ohio with Cleveland and Cincinnati already in the mix.,....

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 10:10 PM (iONHu)

725 712 Dems are releasing their big precincts early in all the battleground states.

Posted by: Tofer732 at November 08, 2016 10:10 PM (PJMpr)

726 All aboard!!!!

Posted by: Capt Morgan at November 08, 2016 10:10 PM (89T5c)

727 Fairfax is now over 60% reporting ... VA is 80% counted overall. Still a two point lead for Trump. Time for hope?

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (dAXyx)

728 I voted for Mark Smirk this morning! Back in the day, I voted for Alan Keyes vs. one B. Hussein. Gotta love the IL GOP. LOL!

Posted by: Chris M at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (6RZos)

729 I'm daring the nurses to say shit to me.

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 10:07 PM (Eabwd)

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Good for you!

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (tHwdc)

730 >>710 The fact that Texas is so close is worrisome.
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen


Well, Hello, Sailor!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (a0SQT)

731 "CBS exits have trump up 5 in Minnesota and down 1 in michigan"

I live in MN. Anecdotal as shit but I personally know about 10 people who live outstate who haven't voted in decades who voted for Trump today. It's still unlikely Trump wins, but once you get out of the metro this state is like snowy Alabama.

Posted by: Limm at November 08, 2016 10:11 PM (K1JW0)

732 727 Fairfax is now over 60% reporting ... VA is 80% counted overall. Still a two point lead for Trump. Time for hope?
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I still think we need a bigger lead at this point.

BUT I do think a narrow loss in VA is good news, relatively speaking, for the rest of the country.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (P1C8m)

733 Hmm, Megynillogical sounds like she's scared Trupm might win. she has the brave face but it slipped thru.

Posted by: Farmer at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (o/90i)

734 thank God I didn't start drinking after voting ... just enough now to carry me calmly through OH and FL turbulence ... now let's win this.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (LhGBu)

735 Move that graphic! Move that graphic!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (4bjXi)

736 I picked a bad day to quit shootin' up LDS.

Posted by: teej at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (QJIMk)

737 712 How in the fck is Hillary at 65% in PA? I have family there and they are all demented. So I guess I know how.
Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 10:08 PM (Dc/ui)

Philly. Don't fret yet

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (r5O/2)

738 Gee willikers, Trump now still leading in FL, OH, and NC!

The giant behemoth in the living room, Pennsylvania, may well indeed be the deciding state. And total precincts in so far: Zero!

Please, someone tell me Trump has a chance in PA!!!

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (jBuUi)

739 Let's FCKING DO THIS!!!!

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM (Dc/ui)

740 >>> Electing Hillary POTUS would be like electing Al Capone as mayor of Chicago. Good God, what have we become?
.....

The same country that elected a first term senator who never held a full time job and is on record, along with his pastor, of making real racist statements that don't even require dog whistles or decoder rings.

Then, after 4 years of him still not having a full time job, ruining 16% of the economy and 100% of healthcare, blowing a trillion dollars on junk cars and Solyndra, and allowing a bunch of Americans to die without response and blaming it all on YouTube, workplace violence, and man caused disasters... elected him again.

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (71OEY)

741 Fox News panel having a hard time wrapping their minds over the possibility Trump might win this thing or even drag it out to tomorrow

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (hA1V+)

742 SMFH

My thoughts and prayers are with you and Carl.

Posted by: mpfs, DeplorableFishstick at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (EOK/M)

743 609 Oregon Muse:

I was looking ahead to the general. And if you look at the numbers in Florida, "Little Marco" outperformed the Donald in the election that mattered. Let's hope it doesn't matter.

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (h+Yef)

744 Cavuto - please shut the hell up about the market futures. We are not here for that. Tell me about PA damnit!!!!!

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 10:13 PM (Dc/ui)

745 Philly. Don't fret yet
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM

Philly is already counted?

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (dAXyx)

746 93% in for FL, Trump still ahead by 1%. Keep going FL, don't let America down.

Posted by: Farmer at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (o/90i)

747 Broward County... preparing to print out more ballots for Hillary...
Need. More. Bourbon.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (o38N1)

748 Did FBN just show New Hampshire at a 0.1% separation?

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (LojpD)

749 Trump +2.21 in VA with 79% reporting, 76% of the liberal bastards in CD-08 reporting.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (tHwdc)

750 Fairfax County VA is at 60%

If the percentages hold as is, Trump will win the state.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (d76uN)

751 FBN just had a blond chick pictured with a very attractive rack

Posted by: MTF at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (sCBEO)

752 Hey bitches. Hillary wants to know:

WHY ARENT I 50 POINTS AHEAD!!!!!

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (3CFdj)

753 Yay FLorida!

Posted by: MTF at November 08, 2016 10:15 PM (sCBEO)

754 This is really happening.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 10:15 PM (/tuJf)

755 Broward County... preparing to print out more ballots for Hillary...

Need. More. Bourbon.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (o38N1)

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All honest temp employees now fired. Filling out ballots feverishly!

Posted by: Broward County Dems at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (tHwdc)

756 So is Hillary in an induced off state, or are her doctors allowing her to watch the returns?

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (hA1V+)

757 Trump down to 1.7% lead. Fairfax 64% in.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (dAXyx)

758 745 Philly. Don't fret yet
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 08, 2016 10:12 PM

Philly is already counted?
Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 10:14 PM (dAXyx)

Prolly. Philthy usually reports early. On the good side, if FAB only got 65% is a really really good sign.

Posted by: Drill Thrawl at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (r5O/2)

759 Brief Illinois interlude.

The FAB has 900K votes counted.

700K are coming from crook county alone.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 10:16 PM (d76uN)

760 Huh. Trump now 51% in OH.

That changed quickly.

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (71OEY)

761 Tequila you sweet loving goddess you....need moar..be right back.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob, 'Bag your hobo before its illegal to hunt!' at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (Pby3z)

762 Ok, I've been distracted by phone calls and dogs. What'd I miss?


MIL called. She couldn't find her polling place so she didn't vote. She did say "I hope to God that bitch doesn't win."

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 10:17 PM (Enq6K)

763 How about Kominski Field?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 09:52 PM (mbhDw)

About 2 mile from my house is a summer camp. The concrete columns and wrought iron "fence" between them were from the old Kominski Field. I worked there in the kitchen as a teen.

Posted by: Mimzey at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (n3hky)

764 New Thread 3 is up.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2016 10:18 PM (z/Ubi)

765 Fairfax seems down from 2012
69% only 280k votes

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 10:19 PM (hA1V+)

766 VA,

I have almost 85% of precints counted.

Trump up by 66k votes.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 10:22 PM (d76uN)

767 10 year-old autistic son said before going to bed. Trump will win it will be announced just before midnight.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (ZuGkg)

768 Hey Ace, when I try to spell "clinton" all in lowercase, your website sez I spell it wrong. Okays it when I spell it "Clinton." It's okay when I spell "trump" lowercase. Is your website framework a troll?

Posted by: Algore at November 08, 2016 10:23 PM (LbXNI)

769 Michigan report makes me sad. I called the parents earlier and told Da not to watch the results. They told me, "We've got the House and we'll take the Senate!" So I'm going to bed soon and hope for the best.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 08, 2016 10:24 PM (UwMHj)

770 Drudge calls both NC and Ohio for

the fat assed bitch

Trump!!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 10:25 PM (d76uN)

771 Damn, I am so tired but I'm not going to sleep. I'll probably stroke out at my keyboard.

If I go you all better show up to the riot if needed.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 10:27 PM (d76uN)

772 Iasonas:

If you're in NY - sorry about the fracking ban. My family is in central PA (which should inform my politics despite my NY working and CT living) - so I've got a bit of that good cold carbon cash flowing that way (but not enough to give up the day job).

And as I write this we've been willowed but if you see this best to you.

Posted by: NY/CT Lurker at November 08, 2016 10:38 PM (tRFUP)

773 Florida results will be challenged by one or the other candidate. Probably any other state that has close results as well. It won't be over tonight.

Posted by: rabidfox at November 08, 2016 10:42 PM (EW9tX)

774 whats out still in VA?

Posted by: duncan at November 08, 2016 10:44 PM (Z2KtO)

775 WTF, the first transgender to run for the senate is running in Utah?

I'm not a doc but this be another indication these people are mentally ill

Posted by: Farmer at November 08, 2016 11:05 PM (o/90i)

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