First Election Thread

Well from here on out it's just rumors, exit polls, spin, and watching to see who looks sad and who looks happy as they talk about those things.

A few sources that will update as numbers come in:

The New York Times map of poll closings.

Very soon (7pm EST) is a very big one. Most of Florida (but not the Panhandle -- but that hasn't stopped networks from calling it early before!), Georgia, New Hampshire, Virginia. (Among other states whose outcome is less in doubt.)

At 7:30 comes Ohio, North Carolina, and West Virginia.

At 8:00 comes Maine, the rest of Florida (so a result might come in), and most east-of-the-Mississippi states except for important ones (WI, MI) in the upper Midwest.

The WSJ will be updating as the night progresses. It should be noted that so far exit polls look bad for Trump -- better hope for that Shy Trump Voter effect.

Posted by: Ace at 07:54 PM

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1 First!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 07:53 PM (Enq6K)

2 I meant 3rd!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 07:53 PM (Enq6K)

3 Fourth?

Posted by: Obamaisacommunist at November 08, 2016 07:54 PM (J3JMv)

4 Let the games begin! I'm so excited. Champagne is chilling.

Posted by: Obamaisacommunist at November 08, 2016 07:54 PM (J3JMv)

5 Going to be watching Fox for election coverage. MeAgain is at least nice to look at. Can't say the same for literally anyone else on the news networks, so I'm With Her! tonight, I guess.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 07:55 PM (ef6pV)

6 Why are you saying exit polls look bad for Trump? I am not seeing that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 07:55 PM (dELE3)

7 sup wit it tho

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 08, 2016 07:55 PM (R5HRU)

8 Asheville Morons, if you are in need of .223, the Field and Stream off of Hwy 191 is selling 300 round "freedom buckets" (Remington 55 grain UMC) for about $110, about 40 off the usual price.

Posted by: Grey Fox at November 08, 2016 07:55 PM (bZ7mE)

9 Where on earth are the bad exit polls? I'm seeing some encouraging ones.

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2016 07:56 PM (a0IVu)

10 And with that, I'm outta here. I don't need the stress. God bless you all and keep you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 08, 2016 07:56 PM (39g3+)

11 Watching Hacksaw Ridge.

Gonna look in 2 hours.

Either way I am drinking.

Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2016 07:56 PM (ekmuQ)

12 Screw exit polls. I want to see the actual numbers.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 07:56 PM (P8951)

13 It should be noted that so far exit polls look bad for Trump -- better hope for that Shy Trump Voter effect.
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Hope so.

If hillary wins there will never be another chance for Americans to solve our differences with the democrats through the electoral process. She will answer to no law. None of their electoral fraud will be punished. And we will be flooded with natural dem voters from the wastelands to our south and across the middle east.

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 07:56 PM (3Liv/)

14 no official numbers till when? 8pm eastern? or later?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 07:56 PM (LhGBu)

15 And btw, I wish Karl Rove would just shut his pie hole. I'm sick of hearing about the Bush bitter tears. I was in a small room with him once. His head is gigantic.

Posted by: Obamaisacommunist at November 08, 2016 07:56 PM (J3JMv)

16 Posted by: blaster at November 08, 2016 07:56 PM (ekmuQ)

I like your style player

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 08, 2016 07:57 PM (R5HRU)

17 Watching TMC, real men wearing uniforms and flying airplanes.

Posted by: flyover at November 08, 2016 07:57 PM (SVz6E)

18 zomg. Fox is calling Vermont for Hillary! already. If she keeps this up, it's going to be an early night!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 07:57 PM (ef6pV)

19 I think I am going to go out to the garage and slam my dick in the truck door.

Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2016 07:57 PM (EayXl)

20 Never mind. Trump already one some too.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 07:57 PM (ef6pV)

21 Is Karl Rove wandering around with his white board and marker again?

Posted by: IC at November 08, 2016 07:57 PM (a0IVu)

22 "This seductive Pinot Noir is sourced from vines grown in northern Italy's historic Pavia region."

Grapes don't fail me now.

Exit Question: What region of Italy is not historic?

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 07:58 PM (3myMJ)

23 Posted by: IC at November 08, 2016 07:57 PM (a0IVu)

Doing his worst Glenn Beck impression.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 08, 2016 07:58 PM (R5HRU)

24 s Karl Rove wandering around with his white board and marker again?
Posted by: IC at November 08, 2016 07:57 PM (a0IVu)

Not on FOX Business

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 07:58 PM (dELE3)

25 20 I'm watching that too.

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2016 07:58 PM (r/0kC)

26 What is everyone drinking?

I have some Rebecca Creek, smooth no bite

Posted by: batterup at November 08, 2016 07:58 PM (mtGE/)

27 FBN calling Vermont for Hillary (gasp!). Kentucky and Indiana for (Trump).

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 07:58 PM (Enq6K)

28 Oops, TCM. Been drinking a little.

Posted by: flyover at November 08, 2016 07:58 PM (SVz6E)

29 I had to turn the TV off. I'll just get my updates here like I've done through the debates and the rest of the election.

We can drink and cry together!

Posted by: Subterranean JT at November 08, 2016 07:59 PM (qG0hz)

30 29 What is everyone drinking?

I have some Rebecca Creek, smooth no bite
Posted by: batterup at November 08, 2016 07:58 PM (mtGE/)

Bacardi/Coke. I'm not expecting to celebrate, so I'm not breaking out anything nice.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 07:59 PM (ef6pV)

31 >>>It should be noted that so far exit polls look bad for Trump -- better hope for that Shy Trump Voter effect.

What about people working during the day?

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 07:59 PM (XoldI)

32 Fox says Hillary 3, Trump 19!!!! Weeeeee!
...

Wut? That doesn't mean he wins?

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 07:59 PM (71OEY)

33 I really should turn it off till 4am.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 08, 2016 07:59 PM (QxcpD)

34 No offense to anyone, but I am going to ignore everything related to election results tonight. It's just going to stress me out and not make one lick of difference anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 08, 2016 07:59 PM (ywNoU)

35 Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 07:59 PM (ef6pV)

You like nasty hangovers with a headache eh?

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 08, 2016 08:00 PM (R5HRU)

36 Georgia and SC too close to call??

Bullshit.

If true, they were used to enable the illegal voter fraud.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:00 PM (zu88C)

37 I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.

Aw, who am I kidding. I'm just getting started.

(Pours a glass of red.)

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 08, 2016 08:00 PM (SUtNI)

38 I wont watch Karl rove. Watching FBN instead

Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2016 08:00 PM (rP2JJ)

39 I'm drinking Pinot Grigio. If it gets bad I'm switching to cognac.

I should eat something but I'm too nervous.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 08:00 PM (P8951)

40 Drinking a very nice red blend called Red Wine from the Force of Nature winery. All you can do for a few $14.99.

Posted by: Obamaisacommunist at November 08, 2016 08:00 PM (J3JMv)

41 OK, while you guys watch Fox and MSNBC, I'm going to keep tabs on the Red Wings vs Filthadelphia Flyers game. I'll keep you updated on the score.

LGRW!!

Posted by: Pastafarian at November 08, 2016 08:00 PM (sgHEm)

42 Ok I'll have 1 more scotch.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:00 PM (QxcpD)

43 I'm cautiously optimistic.

Then again, I was cautiously optimistic in 2008 and 2012.

Maybe I should just shut up now.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:00 PM (sdi6R)

44 Alright horde. I'm out and will be ignorant as to what's going on until after 9PM central.

Carry on, don't trash the place. God bless us all.

Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 08, 2016 08:00 PM (R5HRU)

45 Commiecrats will call FL too soon. Just expect it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 08, 2016 08:00 PM (ujg0T)

46 I feel like there's too much graft and money at stake for the powers that be to let a wild card like Trump to win. I'm expecting record fraud and a short night.

Then months of insufferable First Woman Ever! and recriminations from never Trumpers. ugh

Posted by: brak at November 08, 2016 08:00 PM (guIHw)

47 As we left Ranchero Webworker this afternoon, we wondered whether to go vote first or go drop stuff at the office.

We decided to go to the office first, vote later. That proved a fortuitous choice: While cutting through Fatcat Estates on our way in, we saw a pretty doggie racing around in the street, trying to get killed.

We stopped, hooked up our leash on her (much to the consternation of our own GoodBoy), checked her tags, and called the vet. While we are on the phone, a car pulls up. It's her master who was looking for her. Really nice dog, but as he said, not all that smart.

Later, when we went in to vote, we ran into an old friend at the polling place and got the chance to chat and get caught up with her.

So, again, our choice to vote later was fortuitous timing.

We said we'd take it as positive signs. Like the Cubs winning.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 08, 2016 08:00 PM (5a8XA)

48 I have Bruins-Montreal in about 30 minutes, so that'll keep me occupied for a few hours.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 08, 2016 08:01 PM (qJhUV)

49 "Fox says Hillary 3, Trump 19!!!! Weeeeee!"
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17 puts him over the top, right? Woo hoo!

Posted by: Kensington at November 08, 2016 08:01 PM (7Kbxu)

50 just beer here ... will only watch Trump hater news after Trump wins ... will watch them sad, explaining away their treachery. Would like to see some tears from Megyn, but a vow to renew her righteous stand for broken arm Michelle. No point in watching if Hilda wins.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 08:01 PM (LhGBu)

51 8 Going to be watching Fox for election coverage. MeAgain is at least nice to look at. Can't say the same for literally anyone else on the news networks, so I'm With Her! tonight, I guess.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 07:55 PM (ef6pV)

If the Donald can prevail, I want to send MeAgain a dildo and/or a douche in the mail.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 08, 2016 08:01 PM (ujg0T)

52 Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 08, 2016 07:59 PM (ywNoU)

Hey Bud, ace wants out. Wanna blog? This place has to be a cash box and if you got up before Noon, just think!

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 08:02 PM (3myMJ)

53
You like nasty hangovers with a headache eh?
Posted by: thathalfricanplayafromthehimalayas - be water my friend at November 08, 2016 08:00 PM (R5HRU)

I like my alcohol like I like my women: regretting them the morning after.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 08:02 PM (ef6pV)

54 CAC fixing to call FL in 20 minutes

Even though the panhandle votes until 8

Make of that what you will

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 08:02 PM (1TXSC)

55 Then months of insufferable First Woman Ever! and recriminations from never Trumpers.
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They aren't allowed any recriminations. They own Hillary and all the lawlessness that comes with her.

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 08:02 PM (3Liv/)

56 CAC can suck a cock.

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2016 08:03 PM (r/0kC)

57 Rove is doing his whiteboard schtick again. Ugh.

Posted by: Obamaisacommunist at November 08, 2016 08:03 PM (J3JMv)

58 Oh shit, I'm getting PTST flashbacks with Rove and that stupid whiteboard in 2012.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 08:03 PM (ef6pV)

59 Shock Top for now......Gin later if bad night, Scotch if good

Posted by: FITP at November 08, 2016 08:03 PM (22ML0)

60 Trump wins Indiana.AND Kentucky! That means...

Pretty much nothing.

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 08:03 PM (71OEY)

61 Tequila. Elixir of te gods.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'ranticly hoarding hobo jerkey' at November 08, 2016 08:03 PM (76Nj2)

62

Anyone else feeling the Schrodinger's Cat effect?

If I turn off the tv and computer, I'll never have a hillary in the white house. Or a Trump. I won't be happy, but I also won't be disappointed.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2016 08:03 PM (sw1f5)

63 #nevertrumpers = Hillary's Bitches

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 08:03 PM (XoldI)

64 I'm not watching any tv news, cable or network. I don't need all the pundits and talking heads and repetitive nothingness.

The F5 key will get a workout tonight, though.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 08:03 PM (8aO2d)

65 41 I wont watch Karl Rove.

Got that right. The man who believed in Victory through Hispandering and guaranteed our demographic decline.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 08, 2016 08:03 PM (ujg0T)

66 tu3031, who you got? Broons or Montreal?

I need to know, to know just how much I should hate you.

Posted by: Pastafarian at November 08, 2016 08:04 PM (sgHEm)

67 CAC fixing to call FL in 20 minutes

Even though the panhandle votes until 8

Make of that what you will
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He works for Hillary's people, so it's not surprising.

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 08:04 PM (3Liv/)

68 Oh shit, that voting thing was today???

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2016 08:04 PM (Zfk8a)

69 Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000

Hey !

When is your interview?

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:04 PM (zu88C)

70 Voted provisionally, so they'll know who I am!

A tiny little strip of houses along a river got moved to a different precinct this year. Some sort of local gerrymandering for taxation purposes, I guess.

Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2016 08:04 PM (k8DTS)

71 Flashing vote counts att bottom of screen on Fox Business, R's overwelming D's in what their showing.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:04 PM (QxcpD)

72 FBN calling Vermont for Hillary (gasp!). Kentucky and Indiana for (Trump).

NBC makes same call 2/3 of vote for Trump so far.

Posted by: An Observation at November 08, 2016 08:04 PM (1WYLC)

73 CAC calling FL, huh?
His whole thing is being First!!!

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 08:05 PM (6IPEM)

74 Politco has already called Indiana and Kentucky for Trump and Vermont for skankles.

On their site.

http://www.politico.com/2016-election/results/map/president?lo=ut_b1

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:05 PM (d76uN)

75 I opened a 1500ml bottle not a 750.

Proper prep is key.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 08:05 PM (3myMJ)

76 But Indiana is an Obama state. Mean anything that there was a quick call?

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 08:05 PM (4ueYo)

77 73
I'm not watching any tv news, cable or network. I don't need all the pundits and talking heads and repetitive nothingness.

The F5 key will get a workout tonight, though.

same, once I got rid of cable I never once missed the news networks

Posted by: brak at November 08, 2016 08:05 PM (guIHw)

78 I'm drinking Caucasians one after the other

Posted by: Karmic Justice at November 08, 2016 08:05 PM (iJaqf)

79 I have a fridge full of beer with my name on it.

Posted by: Iasonas at November 08, 2016 08:05 PM (yANQt)

80 Brian in New Orleans- Yeah kinda snuck up on all of us.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:05 PM (QxcpD)

81
I'll tell you this, though: I ain't sticking around for the scraps.

And by scraps I mean the pathetic "Oh I hope we at least keep the House and Senate!"

Fuck that shit.

I don't give a rat's ass about the Republicans pretending to be in control anymore.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2016 08:05 PM (sw1f5)

82 51 I have Bruins-Montreal in about 30 minutes, so that'll keep me occupied for a few hours.
Posted by: tu3031

Caps-Sharks here.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 08, 2016 08:05 PM (syGA0)

83 If the Donald can prevail, I want to send MeAgain a dildo and/or a douche in the mail.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at November 08, 2016 08:01 PM (ujg0T)

Send her one of these:

(NSFW) https://tinyurl.com/nla5u4u

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 08, 2016 08:06 PM (GUBah)

84
First Election Thread

cue bassoon of dread

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 08:06 PM (tHwdc)

85 I've switched to Fox Business. Soooo much better than MeAgain! and whoever.

Checked in at MSDNC and they had the Khan family on.

Checked in a CNN and they had Republican mouthpiece Ana Navarro crowing about not voting for Trump.

Oh look. My wine glass is empty. *heads to fridge*

*Thanks to Tami for convincing me to tune to Fox Bidness and use a straw for wine consumption*

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:06 PM (PY9jH)

86 Evan Bayh is going down - good news for keeping Senate

Posted by: Bigstar at November 08, 2016 08:06 PM (g8Xz4)

87 I'm drinking a Bombay Sapphire martini.

*looks at glass*

Time for another one.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

88 Are we there yet?

Posted by: tubal at November 08, 2016 08:06 PM (d6TTt)

89 I think Martha McCallum is so much more attractive than MeAgain.

Posted by: Obamaisacommunist at November 08, 2016 08:06 PM (J3JMv)

90 The weather channel is showing soothing scenery with smooth jazz. Or at least that's what they were advertising.

Posted by: Beth M at November 08, 2016 08:06 PM (kiy9d)

91 "Oh shit, that voting thing was today???"
=======

You can still text yours in!!!

Posted by: Kensington at November 08, 2016 08:06 PM (7Kbxu)

92 >>CAC can suck a cock.

But, will he?

...asking for a friend.

Posted by: Don Lemon at November 08, 2016 08:06 PM (EayXl)

93 >>>69 Trump wins Indiana.AND Kentucky! That means...

Pretty much nothing.
Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 08:03 PM (71OEY)

It beats the alternative.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2016 08:06 PM (/4GEs)

94 **hic**

**hic**

**hic**

Huma, did I win yet?!

**hic**

Posted by: future Dear Leader Kim Jong Hill at November 08, 2016 08:06 PM (GfPSp)

95 78 Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000

Hey !

When is your interview?
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:04 PM (zu88C)

Thursday, early afternoon. Fingers are crossed!

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 08, 2016 08:06 PM (ywNoU)

96 NBC calls KY senate race for Paul.

Posted by: An Observation at November 08, 2016 08:06 PM (1WYLC)

97 Why would anyone watch anything other than the best team in the NHL, The New York Rangers?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 08:06 PM (/tuJf)

98 Florida 2 to 1 for Trump, Indiana I thought looked R

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:07 PM (QxcpD)

99 tu3031, who you got? Broons or Montreal?

I need to know, to know just how much I should hate you.
Posted by: Pastafarian at November 08, 2016 08:04 PM (sgHEm)

"B's", he said cautiously...

Posted by: tu3031 at November 08, 2016 08:07 PM (qJhUV)

100 Gotta ask where you're seeing the "bad exit polls" thing. Because the way Drudge had it earlier, IA, OH, and NC were going Trump's way, with PA for that woman, and MI, CO, and FL close. That's not bad. That's... on the right track.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 08:07 PM (P1C8m)

101 I'm going to watch Warcraft, the Movie.

How bad could it be?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 08, 2016 08:07 PM (rcIhj)

102 Took that xanax earlier, two muscle relaxers, and a dram of Cointreau in my tea.....should be asleep very shortly.

Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-irredeemably deplorable,sexist islamaphobe,racist redneck at November 08, 2016 08:07 PM (JNDQi)

103 "Is Karl Rove wandering around with his white board and marker again?"

That fat sack of crap can shove both where the sun don't shine..

Food, Medical supplies, Ammo and toilet paper.

(Preparing for the possible siege of the nation under Hitlery)

Posted by: Dr. Doomsday at November 08, 2016 08:07 PM (W41Dn)

104 We said we'd take it as positive signs. Like the Cubs winning.

Brexit
Cubs
Donald

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 08, 2016 08:07 PM (2w7OO)

105 Oh look. My wine glass is empty. *heads to fridge*

*Thanks to Tami for convincing me to tune to Fox Bidness and use a straw for wine consumption*

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:06 PM (PY9jH)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:08 PM (Enq6K)

106 Why would anyone watch anything other than the best team in the NHL, The New York Rangers?
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Because it might distract one from the best commentary on the internet.

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 08:08 PM (3Liv/)

107 Having read his posts on Breitbart, I really hope Frank Luntz is not only wrong, but so wrong that we never hear from his lard enveloped posterior again. Not shooting the messenger(well, I am), but the guy's just plain irritating.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 08:08 PM (8aO2d)

108 So glad I ditched cable. I'd be tempted. And I'd be wrong.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 08, 2016 08:08 PM (WlGX+)

109 82 CAC calling FL, huh?
His whole thing is being First!!!
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 08:05 PM (6IPEM)

That's some bullshit right there. Panhandle won't close for another hour.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 08, 2016 08:08 PM (ywNoU)

110 Fox Exit Poll:

Hillary got 51% of first time voters.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 08:08 PM (71OEY)

111 I don't give a rat's ass about the Republicans pretending to be in control anymore.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2016 08:05 PM (sw1f5)

Same here.
The last shred they had was " courts". And then Roberts, and then what's the point?

Posted by: tubal at November 08, 2016 08:08 PM (d6TTt)

112 Again per Politico.

FAB 17k votes

Trump 35k votes.

0% reporting

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:08 PM (d76uN)

113 >>>85 But Indiana is an Obama state. Mean anything that there was a quick call?
Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 08:05 PM (4ueYo)

Pence is from Indiana.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2016 08:08 PM (/4GEs)

114 "Oh shit, that voting thing was today???"

We got you covered.

Posted by: NO Board of Elections at November 08, 2016 08:08 PM (rcIhj)

115 Watching season3 of The Fall on Netflix on the tablet.

The Martian is on tv.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 08, 2016 08:08 PM (Om16U)

116 Evan Bayh is going down - good news for keeping Senate
Posted by: Bigstar at November 08

Yay!

*DRINK*

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 08:08 PM (3myMJ)

117 Bayh is toast.

Posted by: Hank at November 08, 2016 08:09 PM (m9v+s)

118 85 But Indiana is an Obama state. Mean anything that there was a quick call?

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 08:05 PM (4ueYo)

It's the other way around; Illinois is Dem, Indiana is Republican.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 08, 2016 08:09 PM (sPO/s)

119 85 But Indiana is an Obama state. Mean anything that there was a quick call?
Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 08:05 PM (4ueYo)

No, it is not an Obama state. It's solidly GOP and has been for as long as I can remember.

No surprises at all with KY or Indiana - or Vermont.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 08:09 PM (P8951)

120 Good news! Results from early voting for 4 rural counties in FL are in: Trump is overperforming Romney in all of them!

Posted by: Skeptical at November 08, 2016 08:09 PM (48qVd)

121 (shakes head at straw and refridge)

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:09 PM (QxcpD)

122 So with the early FL results, looks very close but promising. Certainly not an early Clinton call.

Posted by: Big D at November 08, 2016 08:09 PM (SPmlI)

123 >>Because it might distract one from the best commentary on the internet.

I can multi-task.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 08:09 PM (/tuJf)

124 105 NBC calls KY senate race for Paul.

Posted by: An Observation at November 08, 2016 08:06 PM (1WYLC)

Assume that bodes well for DT, but KY is not a must win. Or is it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:09 PM (mbhDw)

125 CAC says Hillary has a 115,000 vote lead in Orange County FL

Posted by: ThunderB at November 08, 2016 08:09 PM (1TXSC)

126 Ok, We are calling here at Clinton News Network: Hillary has won Alaska and American Samoa and Johnston Atoll!

I mean, why wait for the polls to close, right?

Posted by: This is CNN at November 08, 2016 08:09 PM (IQzhs)

127 How bad could it be?

Posted by: Grump928(C)

Not trying to discourage, but it is a pile of shit. Enjoy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 08, 2016 08:09 PM (v4Dtx)

128 Tami, MIL was dehydrated. Not a stroke.

*whew*

Still, she voted for the Beast before she collapsed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:09 PM (PY9jH)

129 "That fat sack of crap (Karl Rove) can shove both (his white board and his dry erase marker) where the sun don't shine (his rectum)..."

Whoa, there! Hold on!

Save some of that for W.

Posted by: Kensington at November 08, 2016 08:09 PM (7Kbxu)

130 Really need to eat something but that means cooking something.
And the stomach is saying something about closed for business.
Hmm, call Buzzards for a sausage and pepperoni?
Yeah. And give the stomach a glass of (yuk) storebought milk while it's cooking.

Posted by: teej at November 08, 2016 08:09 PM (QJIMk)

131 That's in Florida

duh.....

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:09 PM (d76uN)

132 Hillary got 51% of first time voters.

Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Damiano
------------

Gotta believe that's a good sign. Those would normally be young idiots.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 08:09 PM (P1C8m)

133 My husband's on his way home from work and the local talk radio guy has some conservative poll dude that says don't listen to the exit polls.
Whoever this guy is he's predicting a huge turnout too.
YMMV

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 08:09 PM (Q5Ymk)

134 SmurfBoobs
08/11/16 19:09
Vigo County, IN At 43.8% reporting, Trump is leading this key county with 54.7% of the popular vote. hahaha Love the Twitter Handle too

Always Votes for winner

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 08:09 PM (y3aQB)

135 89 Brian in New Orleans- Yeah kinda snuck up on all of us.
Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:05 PM (QxcpD)

I made the same joke on election night in 2012 and elicited a chuckle from Ace.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2016 08:09 PM (Zfk8a)

136 >>Evan Bayh is going down

Where?

How do I get in on that?
Is there a line, or something?

Posted by: Don Lemon at November 08, 2016 08:10 PM (EayXl)

137 Karl Rove couldn't get laid in a five dollar whore house.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 08, 2016 08:10 PM (ej1L0)

138 Flashing vote counts att bottom of screen on Fox Business, R's overwelming D's in what their showing.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:04 PM (QxcpD)
...........

for what it's worth:
FoxNews dot com
popular vote

Clinton 222,711
Trump 442,954

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2016 08:10 PM (HgMAr)

139 Trump and Ayotte are leading by a YUUUGE amount in NH.

Posted by: Hank at November 08, 2016 08:10 PM (m9v+s)

140 Again per Politico.

FAB 17k votes

Trump 35k votes.

0% reporting

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:08 PM (d76uN)

I have to admit, I didn't expect Trump to be leading with o% reporting.

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 08:10 PM (3Liv/)

141 So, if the worst happens I may take up drinking.
What's the best booze to start on?

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 08, 2016 08:10 PM (Om16U)

142 One of our leftist TV news sources has a team in NYC and they just interviewed two "how are you voting" vox populi. I heard (but didn't see) that one of the guys was black and pro-Hillary; the second guy was ethnic (black? Latino?) and he literally called Hillary a whore, said something supporting Bernie, and said he was voting for Trump!

Read into that what you will!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2016 08:10 PM (xIunr)

143 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:08 PM (d76uN)

What state, Tim?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 08:10 PM (P8951)

144 I think Martha McCallum is so much more attractive than MeAgain.

Posted by: Obamaisacommunist

Yes sir! Mighty MILFY, that one.

Posted by: FITP at November 08, 2016 08:10 PM (22ML0)

145 110 I'm going to watch Warcraft, the Movie.

How bad could it be?
.....

Dunno. How bad could the 2016 election be?

Yeah, Warcraft is probably better.

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 08:10 PM (71OEY)

146 @111.. Jesus H. see ya next year!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 08:10 PM (CNHr1)

147 Thursday, early afternoon. Fingers are crossed!
Posted by: Insomniac

Rock it.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 08:11 PM (3myMJ)

148 >>ox Exit Poll:

Hillary got 51% of first time voters.

>>Make of that what you will.

I make out that Trump got 41%.

You?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 08:11 PM (/tuJf)

149 This is only my second time voting in a presidential election and I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack.

Posted by: Loveland Frogman at November 08, 2016 08:11 PM (w34fX)

150 The weather channel is showing soothing scenery with smooth jazz. Or at least that's what they were advertising.

There was rain coming in the other day, so I clicked over to the radar to see how much and they are still playing the same damn Kenny G background music that they were playing 20 years ago.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 08, 2016 08:11 PM (qJhUV)

151 Really not looking good in FL.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 08, 2016 08:11 PM (SLk8c)

152 Not going to watch election coverage. I can get that here, with less BS. I taped the World Series. I might watch Game 7 again. I'll still be all nervous, but at least I'll know how it ends.

My drink? This concoction my son makes me with ice tea, peach vodka, a package of sweet n low, and a splash of limoncello. Really good but I don't think it has a name other than Mom's Drink.

Green beans for dinner. Raw because me no like cook, and it's just me tonight.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 08:11 PM (dFi94)

153 That's some bullshit right there. Panhandle won't close for another hour.
Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 08,
******
Yup. Didn't the MFM call FL for Gore before the Panhandle polls closed too?

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 08:11 PM (6IPEM)

154 110
I'm going to watch Warcraft, the Movie.

How bad could it be?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 08, 2016 08:07 PM (rcIhj)

It's actually a pretty good movie, virtually no politics.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 08:11 PM (XoldI)

155 Fox projecting Tim Scott (R) SC ahead.

Johnny Isaacson ahead here in GA. May end up in runoff.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:11 PM (PY9jH)

156
If I recall the R's always lead early because of the small communities and then later the city results come in and crush our spirits.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2016 08:11 PM (sw1f5)

157 145 >>Evan Bayh is going down

on Madonna?

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 08:11 PM (P8951)

158 Thursday, early afternoon. Fingers are crossed!

Posted by: Insomniac

===

Awesome. Own it. I have decided that " we want to make sure that you are a fit for our culture" means "we want to hire someone we like". Make them like you!

Definitely let us know what happens.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:12 PM (zu88C)

159 So, if the worst happens I may take up drinking.
What's the best booze to start on?

Are you looking for the slam? Or are you in it for the long haul?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 08, 2016 08:12 PM (rcIhj)

160 Smurf boobs?

Aren't there only two then; and they're both blue!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2016 08:12 PM (xIunr)

161 Not to piss on everyone's parade here, but R's usually start out with the lead as rural and suburban returns come in. Then the urban areas close and, well, they manage to figure out how to close that gap... one way or another.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at November 08, 2016 08:12 PM (P1C8m)

162 If exit polls really show Trump up one in GA, that is a real positive if he ends up winning by 5% or more. Bodes well for the rest of the states.

Posted by: Big D at November 08, 2016 08:12 PM (SPmlI)

163 Drudge just updated:

FL CLINTON 30 TRUMP 59
NH CLINTON 41 TRUMP 53

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 08, 2016 08:12 PM (WlGX+)

164 So what station is Charlotte McKinney doing election coverage at? A friend wants to know...

Posted by: SMOD 2016 at November 08, 2016 08:12 PM (0pMBV)

165 Exit polls looked bad for bush in 2004 - he won

Posted by: Bikerchick85 at November 08, 2016 08:12 PM (Zfv9a)

166 I don't give a rat's ass about the Republicans pretending to be in control anymore.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2016 08:05 PM (sw1f5)

Same here.
The last shred they had was " courts". And then Roberts, and then what's the point?
Posted by: tubal

Last shred was November 2014. And then the said that they wouldn't end 404Care before they were ever sworn in to office.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 08, 2016 08:12 PM (2w7OO)

167 Sorry it's Florida

Now its Trump 130k

to Fab

67k

Time to call it for the FAB?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:12 PM (d76uN)

168 Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2016 08:11 PM (sw1f5)

What decides things are the 'burbs.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 08:12 PM (P8951)

169 Fox Business just teased with some nasty looking raw Florida numbers.

Nasty for her?

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:13 PM (zu88C)

170 Rubio is destroying Murphy in Florida.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 08:13 PM (/tuJf)

171 173 Drudge just updated:

FL CLINTON 30 TRUMP 59
NH CLINTON 41 TRUMP 53
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 08, 2016 08:12 PM (WlGX+)

If that is true and/or holds . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:13 PM (mbhDw)

172 137
Tami, MIL was dehydrated. Not a stroke.

*whew*

Still, she voted for the Beast before she collapsed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:09 PM (PY9jH)

Oh wow! You need to call her every day Jane and remind her to drink water.

Of course she did...the dehydrated stick together.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:13 PM (Enq6K)

173 Daaaymn! How much did the Clinton HQ stage set up cost?

That's a lot of foreign bribes.

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 08:13 PM (71OEY)

174 My home state...went for her? WTH?!!!

Posted by: Cuck Sanders at November 08, 2016 08:13 PM (1d5us)

175 150 So, if the worst happens I may take up drinking.
What's the best booze to start on?
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 08, 2016 08:10 PM (Om16U)

Start with a single malt scotch. Glenlivit 12 is a good entry point.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 08, 2016 08:13 PM (SUtNI)

176 180 Rubio is destroying Murphy in Florida.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 08:13 PM (/tuJf)

That has got to be a Trump coattail. If true.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:13 PM (mbhDw)

177
>>>"Is Karl Rove wandering around with his white board and marker again?"<<<

Me, and my whiteboard,
Polling down the avenue.
Oh, me and my whiiiiiiiiteboard,
Still waiting to see what Ohio will do.

Posted by: Karl Rove at November 08, 2016 08:13 PM (GfPSp)

178 I am reading the Bible right now. I fear. I fear. Help me Jesus.

Posted by: Jmel at November 08, 2016 08:13 PM (GXNWP)

179 Brian in New Orleans- I like to rattle chains myself, if we don't it will get boring.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:13 PM (QxcpD)

180 you know

if those shy voters would do times tables or think about baseball they could go

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 08, 2016 08:13 PM (U0lQa)

181 Really not looking good in FL.

Considering the R-friendly other part of the state will still be voting for 45 min...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 08:13 PM (nIGPZ)

182 I'm just gonna stay right here with you morons. No TV, no other blogs... just this.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 08:13 PM (CNHr1)

183 184 My home state...went for her? WTH?!!!
Posted by: Cuck Sanders at November 08, 2016 08:13 PM (1d5us)

What state is that; dementia?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:13 PM (mbhDw)

184 Indiana went 54% Romney to 44% Obama in 2012.....look at the %'s for Trump now. It borders Ohio and Michigan and is an indicator of the region.

Posted by: spike at November 08, 2016 08:14 PM (zPEz7)

185 >>FL CLINTON 30 TRUMP 59

Are these numbers real?
Getting hard to change the flight path at this point.

Posted by: SMOD 2016 at November 08, 2016 08:14 PM (0pMBV)

186 The weather channel is showing soothing scenery with smooth jazz. Or at least that's what they were advertising.

Posted by: Beth M at November 08, 2016 08:06 PM (kiy9d)

Just checked, and they are. Since they are now owned by NBC, I expect there are subliminal messages telling us all to obey.

Posted by: db at November 08, 2016 08:14 PM (MdAA3)

187 If that is true and/or holds . . .

Please God. And I also wanted to counter kreplach's lies with some truth.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 08, 2016 08:14 PM (WlGX+)

188 >>That has got to be a Trump coattail. If true.

Or the other way around. Rubio is actually popular in Florida snd Murphy is a horrible candidate.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 08:14 PM (/tuJf)

189 Dear Lord,

I am sorry that I cussed.

Please.

PLEASE.

M.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:14 PM (zu88C)

190 #171 true, but its where they are coming from. FL for example is so far so good based on where the early votes came from. Very close and he can still lose, but he can still win. Doing better than Romney who just lost.

Posted by: Big D at November 08, 2016 08:14 PM (SPmlI)

191 Trump should carry the panhandle easily.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 08, 2016 08:14 PM (xInes)

192 Are these numbers real?

It's Drudge. About as trustworthy as it gets.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 08, 2016 08:14 PM (WlGX+)

193 I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.

Aw, who am I kidding. I'm just getting started.

(Pours a glass of red.)
Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 08, 2016 08:00 PM (SUtNI)

Open a bottle for me my good man.

I'm stuck at work.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 08, 2016 08:15 PM (UJkDW)

194 >>>Pence is from Indiana.
Posted by: m at November 08, 2016 08:08 PM (/4GEs)>>>

Ryan is from Wisconsin . . .

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 08:15 PM (4ueYo)

195 I think I missed something - what happened to the AoS Decision Desk?

Posted by: ChicagoRefugee. TRUMP2016, BECAUSE FCUK THEM, THAT'S WHY at November 08, 2016 08:15 PM (Lnuom)

196 Anyone ever eat a nutria?

Trying to figure out the after the apocalypse shopping list

Posted by: batterup at November 08, 2016 08:15 PM (mtGE/)

197 Again, I remind people about Brexit.

They called that election for Remain. The Brexit people even conceded.

Then the votes kept coming in. And then the unconcession's happened. And then Labor's sweet, sweet tears.

So don't assume anything at first!

Posted by: Vanceone at November 08, 2016 08:15 PM (IQzhs)

198 My sister inferred I suck for voting for Trump, I told her when President Trump puts you in the camps we'll see who sucks.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 08:15 PM (TJCSB)

199 Just gonna watch the HQ for results.

Haven't started drinking yet, might not.

Posted by: the deplorable sock_rat_eez, stay calm and carry on at November 08, 2016 08:15 PM (VmIEt)

200 >FL CLINTON 30 TRUMP 59

Any FL numbers are BULLSHIT.

THE POLLS ARE STILL OPEN.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 08:15 PM (nIGPZ)

201 What is everyone drinking?

++++

apple cider

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 08, 2016 08:15 PM (U0lQa)

202
Should I start my Value-Rite IV therapy now?

Posted by: YIKES! at November 08, 2016 08:15 PM (yfObW)

203 Mort, so far the FAB is getting crushed in Florida

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:15 PM (d76uN)

204 119 Fox Exit Poll:

Hillary got 51% of first time voters.

Make of that what you will.
Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 08:08 PM (71OEY)

They're including illegals?

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:15 PM (sdi6R)

205 My sister inferred I suck for voting for Trump, I told her when President Trump puts you in the camps we'll see who sucks.
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 08:15 PM (TJCSB)

I lol'd.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 08, 2016 08:15 PM (Uy6ri)

206 The Weather Channel is, indeed, running something called "Escape the Election."

Huh. Seeing as how they're owned by NBC, that's interesting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:16 PM (PY9jH)

207 Just lie back and enjoy it. There is nothing you can do at this point.

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 08:16 PM (BO/km)

208 Did someone say poles!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 08, 2016 08:16 PM (7Kbxu)

209 VA thisclose

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 08, 2016 08:16 PM (WlGX+)

210 >>> It's Drudge. About as trustworthy as it gets.
......

Hahahahaha...ha..ha... you were being sarcastic, right?

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 08:16 PM (71OEY)

211 Just got notified on the phone. Clinton takes Vermont. So much for that big Bernie write in vote that was gonna take her out.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 08, 2016 08:16 PM (qJhUV)

212 >>>It's the other way around; Illinois is Dem, Indiana is Republican.
Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 08, 2016 08:09 PM (sPO/s)>>>

Except Indiana voted for Obama. In 2008 at least.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 08:16 PM (4ueYo)

213 Thursday, early afternoon. Fingers are crossed!

Posted by: Insomniac
=============================

Job possibility ?? Oh please oh please oh please

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 08:16 PM (dFi94)

214 Trying not to obsess about exit poles, etc. To help, I'm sipping El Dorado 12 year rum, neat. It is the best rum I've ever tried and reminds me of an excellent port without the syrupy texture. Delish! And at 80 proof it is mild compared to the 100 or more proof bourbon I usually sip.

Posted by: JTB at November 08, 2016 08:16 PM (V+03K)

215 I really should get a shower and the hay, othewise I'll sit here for hours.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:17 PM (QxcpD)

216 I also have The Secret Life of Pets to watch.

Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 08, 2016 08:17 PM (rcIhj)

217 BUT WHO WAS POLL

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 08, 2016 08:17 PM (WlGX+)

218 Tim ,

I just saw T 49% H 46%.

Tears are welling up man.

I can't take this.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:17 PM (zu88C)

219 Rent is still too damn high !

Posted by: That Guy at November 08, 2016 08:17 PM (u33zl)

220 I'm drinking beer. Liquor makes me cruel.

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 08:17 PM (BO/km)

221 Anyone ever eat a nutria?

Trying to figure out the after the apocalypse shopping list

Email the duck dynasty boys. They would know.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 08, 2016 08:17 PM (2w7OO)

222 Hahahahaha...ha..ha... you were being sarcastic, right?

Delete your life.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? - Takin' My Time on my Ride at November 08, 2016 08:17 PM (WlGX+)

223 Should I start my Value-Rite IV therapy now?

Posted by: YIKES! at November 08, 2016 08:15 PM (yfObW)

It's never too early.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:17 PM (PY9jH)

224 Getting hard to change the flight path at this point.
Flight path???

Posted by: Wi Tu Lo at November 08, 2016 08:18 PM (xIunr)

225 206 Anyone ever eat a Nutria?

They sound nutritious.

Posted by: Hank at November 08, 2016 08:18 PM (m9v+s)

226 124 Watching season3 of The Fall on Netflix on the tablet.

The Martian is on tv.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 08, 2016 08:08 PM (Om16U)

++++

Season 3 was great. But then, I am partial to Gillian Anderson.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 08, 2016 08:18 PM (R+30W)

227 >>>194 Indiana went 54% Romney to 44% Obama in 2012.....look at the %'s for Trump now. It borders Ohio and Michigan and is an indicator of the region.
Posted by: spike at November 08, 2016 08:14 PM (zPEz7)

That would be great.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2016 08:18 PM (/4GEs)

228 Ryan is from Wisconsin . . .

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 08:15 PM (4ueYo)
========================================

yay me

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 08:18 PM (dFi94)

229 Open a bottle for me my good man.

I'm stuck at work.
Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 08, 2016 08:15 PM (UJkDW)

Tipping my second glass in your honor right now!

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 08, 2016 08:18 PM (SUtNI)

230 Or another scotch.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:18 PM (QxcpD)

231 A nutria is a giant water rat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:18 PM (PY9jH)

232 Trump just called in to Howie Carr, chatted for about 20 minutes about, you know, stuff.

You would NEVER know it was 7pm on freaking election night. He sounded calm and pretty confident.

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 08, 2016 08:18 PM (pOgVG)

233 Shenanigans already in NC. Heavily black County being allowed to open late due to "glitches".

Posted by: Mega at November 08, 2016 08:18 PM (EdXI9)

234

Way way too early.

These numbers are just the tip.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2016 08:18 PM (sw1f5)

235 ** looking at sickening exit polls **

Oh, Lord, if you will suppress the Evil One and let Trump win, I swear that I will never again....

** looks at better exit numbers **

...um... hang on, Lord....

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 08, 2016 08:18 PM (5a8XA)

236 Maybe Pepe can pull off a miracle

Posted by: brak at November 08, 2016 08:18 PM (guIHw)

237 How convenient. Extended voting in Durham, NC

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 08, 2016 08:19 PM (a7FXx)

238 Way way too early.

These numbers are just the tip.

#twoweeks!

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 08, 2016 08:19 PM (2w7OO)

239 That was one hell of a jump.

Over a million votes counted in a very short time.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:19 PM (d76uN)

240 You know I still ain't got my rent check from Obama.

Posted by: Peggy Joseph (Remember Me?) at November 08, 2016 08:19 PM (7Kbxu)

241 OK, I have some really disappointing numbers to report. Brace yourselves.

1-0 Flyers. Red Wings gave up a power play goal.

Posted by: Pastafarian at November 08, 2016 08:19 PM (sgHEm)

242 235
206 Anyone ever eat a Nutria?

===

Ran over a bunch.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:19 PM (zu88C)

243 223 Thursday, early afternoon. Fingers are crossed!

Posted by: Insomniac

Good luck! I'll say a prayer....

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 08:19 PM (P8951)

244 Except Indiana voted for Obama. In 2008 at least.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 08:16 PM (4ueYo)

It's gone GOP in each election since 1940 except for 1964 and 2008. In 2012, IN and NC were the only states to switch away from Obama.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 08, 2016 08:19 PM (sPO/s)

245 3 Martinis down, dirty.

We did our civic duty; KY went for Trump.

Can I haz more martini?

Posted by: The Deplorable Redneck Bitter Clinger at November 08, 2016 08:19 PM (MCEs2)

246 Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 08:13 PM (CNHr1)

Me too. All I need is this place. And the bass. The bass and this place. And the amp. This place, the bass and amp. That's all I need. And this bottle of wine.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 08:19 PM (3myMJ)

247 Yup. Didn't the MFM call FL for Gore before the Panhandle polls closed too?
Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 08:11 PM (6IPEM)

Sure did.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 08, 2016 08:19 PM (ywNoU)

248 Dang, Palm Beach overperformed in early voting for Hillary... Hopefully its true that Rs do better on election day results

Posted by: Skeptical at November 08, 2016 08:19 PM (48qVd)

249 Posted by: JTB at November 08, 2016 08:16 PM (V+03
I'm sticking to wine.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 08:20 PM (Q5Ymk)

250 Trump just called in to Howie Carr, chatted for about 20 minutes about, you know, stuff.

You would NEVER know it was 7pm on freaking election night. He sounded calm and pretty confident.

Internals looking good?

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 08, 2016 08:20 PM (2w7OO)

251 just the tip

Just the tip?

Posted by: Sterling Archer at November 08, 2016 08:20 PM (HRm/K)

252 dammit FL

T 48 H 49 ---- 23 % in

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:20 PM (zu88C)

253 Did someone say "just the tip"?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 08, 2016 08:20 PM (7Kbxu)

254 Good luck, Insomniac!

I saw two beautiful bald eagles perched above the Moon River this afternoon as I was returning home from the vet.

I took it as A Sign.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:20 PM (PY9jH)

255 Yuengling -- The Thirst Mutilator!

Posted by: Zettai Ryoiki at November 08, 2016 08:20 PM (kP16F)

256 Shit. I'm getting my hopes up. Shouldn't do that.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 08:20 PM (/x6xU)

257

I wish the Fox newsbabes would show us their tits...

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 08:20 PM (Mt8T4)

258 I popped over to the Decision Desk, and now I'm confused. Two states (Indiana & Kentucky) are reporting and Trump has 19 electoral; Hillary 0. When I look at the maps of the states, they both show Hillary well ahead.

What is going on?

Posted by: Emmie Normal at November 08, 2016 08:20 PM (xVuS6)

259 Posted by: Goldilocks at November 08, 2016 08:18 PM (pOgVG)

I'm glad Trump's calm. I'm a mess.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 08:20 PM (P8951)

260 Definitely let us know what happens.
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:12 PM (zu88C)

Don't worry, I'll definitely keep y'all posted.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 08, 2016 08:20 PM (ywNoU)

261 205 I think I missed something - what happened to the AoS Decision Desk?
Posted by: ChicagoRefugee. TRUMP2016, BECAUSE FCUK THEM, THAT'S WHY at November 08, 2016 08:15 PM (Lnuom)

I think AOS Decision Desk is now simply Decision Desk (no AOS) and now affiliated with Buzzfeed.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 08, 2016 08:21 PM (SUtNI)

262 I had to laugh when I found out my 17yo daughter knew who Vermin Supreme is. I associate him with you deplorables.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 08, 2016 08:21 PM (FQKBL)

263 262 dammit FL

T 48 H 49 ---- 23 % in
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:20 PM (zu88C)

Panhandle still has a half an hour to go.

Wait for it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:21 PM (mbhDw)

264 Kentucky Exit poll

Trump wins 21% of Democrat voters in that state
and 65% of independents

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 08:21 PM (y3aQB)

265 Meremortal... I toast you with my shot of tequila.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 08:21 PM (CNHr1)

266 208 My sister inferred I suck for voting for Trump, I told her when President Trump puts you in the camps we'll see who sucks.

-----

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 08, 2016 08:21 PM (Om16U)

267 Luntz is giving me a heart attack with his turnout projections.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 08:21 PM (G8TO0)

268 Laura Ingraham on Fox Bidness. Love her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:21 PM (PY9jH)

269 Job possibility ?? Oh please oh please oh please
Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 08:16 PM (dFi94)

Possibility, yes.

Posted by: Insomniac - 1 in 94,609,000 at November 08, 2016 08:21 PM (ywNoU)

270 What is going on?
Posted by: Emmie Normal at November 08, 2016 08:20 PM (xVuS6)

The Meatball is in his special stash?

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 08, 2016 08:21 PM (GUBah)

271 dammit FL

T 48 H 49 ---- 23 % in

THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE THE PANHANDLE. They're still voting.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 08:21 PM (nIGPZ)

272

I lived in Broward for 4 years. It's all upper middle class white snowflakes and bitter old Jews.

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 08:22 PM (Mt8T4)

273 I'm watching "The Brain That Wouldn't Die". You guys let me know if something happens k?

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 08:22 PM (BO/km)

274 Its like watching a car wreck, i don't want to, but I can't turn away

Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2016 08:22 PM (rP2JJ)

275 Where exactly do these elusive exit polls happen? Who decides? I'm 41, been voting since legal age, never encountered one myself nor have I ever met anyone who has encountered one. And I'm in a damn swing state (OH)......at least it used to be, not sure anymore.

Anyway, I'm past caring because whoever gets in is going to be a one-termer. If she wins, say hello to President Kaine because I'm not even sure she'll finish out her first term if the Feds get her on the Clinton Foundation. She'll be so mired in shit.

Leaving a political party must feel like what leaving a religion feels like. But like Reagan says, I didn't leave the party - the party left me. Still, hard to make an official break. Is this really the best America can offer? Apparently so.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 08:22 PM (/1KcA)

276 >> Dang, Palm Beach overperformed in early
>>voting for Hillary...

was that palm Beach or west palm beach?

like Palo alto and East Palo Alto.

Posted by: SMOD 2016 at November 08, 2016 08:22 PM (0pMBV)

277 272 I had to laugh when I found out my 17yo daughter knew who Vermin Supreme is. I associate him with you deplorables.
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 08, 2016 08:21 PM (FQKBL)

My dad, rest in peace, was king of the malaprops. He once told me "some guy named Vermin called for you." His name was Vernon. I did a spit take.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:22 PM (mbhDw)

278 Bulletin!! This just in:

Obama has issued an Executive Order dissolving the Electoral College and abnegating the entire 2016 Presidential election, granting himself another 16 years as President.

Three Republicans write a stern objection.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 08, 2016 08:22 PM (5a8XA)

279 243 Shenanigans already in NC. Heavily black County being allowed to open late due to "glitches".
Posted by: Mega at November 08, 2016 08:18 PM (EdXI9)

When was the last time a Republican county had to stay open late?

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:22 PM (sdi6R)

280 FL

T 47.7 H 49.5 ---- 30 % in

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:23 PM (zu88C)

281 >>>249 That was one hell of a jump.

Over a million votes counted in a very short time.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:19 PM (d76uN)

Almost 3 million.
1,330,303 C
1,587,718 T
Politico

Posted by: m at November 08, 2016 08:23 PM (/4GEs)

282 I'm watching "The Brain That Wouldn't Die". You guys let me know if something happens k?

IT'S IN THE CLOSET.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 08:23 PM (nIGPZ)

283 How that FAB has one vote outside her immediate family is beyond me. I'm serious. WTF.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 08:23 PM (CFc5L)

284 Florida

Trunp

794K

FAB

708k

Ups and downs folks

ups and downs

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:23 PM (d76uN)

285 They're calling up the black voters in NC that already voted and telling them to come on down and vote again.

Posted by: Hank at November 08, 2016 08:23 PM (m9v+s)

286 Crucial update:

The internals on this one look solid. I don't want to get your hopes up, but:

Tomas Tatar just tied the game for the Red Wings. 1-1 with 11 minutes left in the first period.

Posted by: Pastafarian at November 08, 2016 08:23 PM (sgHEm)

287 274 Kentucky Exit poll

Trump wins 21% of Democrat voters in that state
and 65% of independents
Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 08:21 PM (y3aQB)

Please tell me that that translates to most of the rest of the country.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:23 PM (mbhDw)

288 I wish Drudge included that precincts in number with his results so I could tell if he was ahead of or behind TV.

Or, you know, smoking something.

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 08:23 PM (3Liv/)

289 "It's getting exciting now, two and one-half. Think of everything we've accomplished, man" - Tyler Durden, Fight Club, 1999

Posted by: Sirius the Canine Pundit at November 08, 2016 08:23 PM (LBO1U)

290 How dare the flock question Rove's Warlock blood? He's on a level where only the Clinton and Bush clans operate.

Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2016 08:23 PM (fHq4U)

291 >>>150 So, if the worst happens I may take up drinking.
What's the best booze to start on?

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 08, 2016 08:10 PM (Om16U)<<<

Deep Eddy Ruby Red Grapefruit vodka. Unlike other flavored vodkas, it's not disgustingly sweet. Very, very tasty.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 08, 2016 08:23 PM (jV8Mq)

292 How that FAB has one vote outside her immediate family is beyond me. I'm serious. WTF.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 08:23 PM (CFc5L)

The country is changing my friend and not for the better. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 08:23 PM (dELE3)

293 itchellvii
08/11/16 19:25
Right now, HRC leads Palm Beach by 88,000 votes. In 2012, Obama won it by 102,000.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 08:24 PM (y3aQB)

294 283 I'm watching "The Brain That Wouldn't Die". You guys let me know if something happens k?
Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 08:22 PM (BO/km)

MST3000? That's a great episode.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 08:24 PM (P8951)

295 "Obama has issued an Executive Order...granting himself
another 16 years as President."
========

We are thrilled to hear this.

Posted by: Idiots On Facebook at November 08, 2016 08:24 PM (7Kbxu)

296 281
dammit FL

T 48 H 49 ---- 23 % in

THIS DOES NOT INCLUDE THE PANHANDLE. They're still voting.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 08:21 PM (nIGPZ)
Those deplorables better damn well keep voting.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 08, 2016 08:24 PM (dZ756)

297 I think AOS Decision Desk is now simply Decision Desk (no AOS) and now affiliated with Buzzfeed.
Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 08, 2016 08:21 PM (SUtNI)

...........good God Almighty. Buzzfeed.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 08:24 PM (/1KcA)

298 Tru"N'p"

Tee hee.

My bad

Trump

86K lead as of now.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:24 PM (d76uN)

299
WIfey is going to go to the Javits Center. I love her dearly, but I hope she's crushed and crying when she comes home early.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:24 PM (mbhDw)

300 Did I mention if Trump wins I was going to dance in the street naked?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 08:24 PM (CNHr1)

301 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 08, 2016 08:23 PM (dELE3)

47%

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 08:24 PM (y3aQB)

302 Shenanigans already in NC. Heavily black County being allowed to open late due to "glitches".

Posted by: Mega at November 08, 2016 08:18 PM (EdXI9)

Hey, now. It takes energy to get your ass off the couch, get your Obamaphone, and stroll to the corner for the NAACP to give you a ride to your polling place. At least the poor dears don't have to worry about photo ID.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:24 PM (PY9jH)

303 Keep switching between FBN and CNN. The Clinton Network just put Hildebeest in the lead in FL with 30% reporting. I think I'm gonna need more bourbon.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 08, 2016 08:24 PM (o38N1)

304 I'm leaving work soon, but I'm not going to drink unless Trump wins Florida.
My daughter bought me a new TV for my birthday and she'd be pissed if I destroyed it.

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2016 08:24 PM (HgMAr)

305 293 How that FAB has one vote outside her immediate family is beyond me. I'm serious. WTF.

45% of the country are ignorant fucktard bags of used douche fluid, thats how...

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 08:24 PM (Mt8T4)

306 DD HQ is jacked, NH went from 32-24 Trump to 1032-32 Clinton.

Posted by: dIb at November 08, 2016 08:24 PM (VJOLZ)

307 Why is CNN putting poll results before the polls have closed?

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 08:24 PM (TJCSB)

308

Panam City? Pensacola?

Hear our cry.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (zu88C)

309 247
How convenient. Extended voting in Durham, NC

Rule 1 of election law: Keep voting until democrat wins

Rule 2: Keep counting until democrat wins

Posted by: brak at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (guIHw)

310 Dammit. They need to shrink the giant text boxes on Fox. It's blocking Kimberly Guifoyle's cleavage.

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (71OEY)

311 317 Why is CNN putting poll results before the polls have closed?
Posted by: Dr Spank at November 08, 2016 08:24 PM (TJCSB)

To ask is to answer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (mbhDw)

312 T 47.7 H 49.5 ---- 30 % in
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:23 PM (zu88C)

Where are you getting your data?

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (OAlmw)

313 No not the MST3K one. No bots.

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (BO/km)

314 Took that xanax earlier, two muscle relaxers, and a dram of Cointreau in my tea.....should be asleep very shortly.
Posted by: @lindafelldespair(gab.ai)-irredeemably deplorable,sexist islamaphobe,racist redneck at November 08, 2016 08:07 PM (JNDQi)

Holy shit LOL.

I'm jealous.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (UJkDW)

315 I'm opening the bottle o' whiskey at the 7 pm Central, 8 Eastern hour.

With a bit of care on the throttle, I ought to be able to see it through to a final decision.

Pray she doesn't win. She'll want to see things through to a final solution.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (v5iqM)

316 I'm not gonna watch the news, and I'll probably stay off Twitter, too. Facebook has been a no-go zone for two days now. I just know Clinton is gonna win this in a landslide, and I'm already fucking depressed. Watching it in slow-motion, and seeing the smug, satisfied gloating of those who decided that America would be best served being run as a Third World banana republic is just too much to bear.

So I'm gonna check in here occasionally to confirm my suspicions or get a shot of good news, and spend the night mixing J-pop karaoke tracks. At least that shit is fun.

Posted by: holygoat at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (DbBV5)

317 FL Results: Trump 1,092,445 (55%) Clinton: 815,425 (41%) - http://www.baynews9.com/news.html

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (Eabwd)

318 Just got home from work, got the Glenlivet poured, and quick update from husband. Let's do this!

Posted by: April at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (e8PP1)

319 I am reading the Bible right now. I fear. I fear. Help me Jesus.
Posted by: Jmel at November 08, 2016 08:13 PM (GXNWP)
*****
Don't be afraid. Don't give in to fear. Pray and trust in yourself, people close to you who care about you, and God.
Whatever happens, you will be okay.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (6IPEM)

320 262 dammit FL

T 48 H 49 ---- 23 % in

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:20 PM (zu88C)

~~~~~

Actually, that looks good to me! Holding his own. His strongest area will be the panhandle which doesn't close for another half hour.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (eM2Uz)

321 Laura and I didn't vote for Trump. Can you imagine what it would be like to have to hold your nose and vote for a bad candidate?

Posted by: George W. Bush at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (7Kbxu)

322 Another tasty bit from the Trump interview on the drive home

Elizabeth Warren: "She's a total phony and a fraud. I don't have a lot of respect for her, to be honest..."

Lindsey Graham "It's sad. I beat him handily in his own state primary, you'd think he would man up"

He is kind of growing on me, I have to admit.

Posted by: Goldilocks at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (pOgVG)

323 ...........good God Almighty. Buzzfeed.
Posted by: tdpwells

Ugh, I have Buzzfeed on my list of sites to never, ever follow a link to.

Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (8aO2d)

324 It's all over in 1 minute.

Posted by: james at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (jxw6R)

325 377 I am going to be happy until we know for sure.
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab

from the last thread (I turned the lights out)

My wife sez "don't tell me anything unless it's good news but if I go to sleep wake me up so I can hear her concession speech"!

Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (pxwEr)

326 dammit FL

T 48 H 49 ---- 23 % in

====

Rule 32

PICS

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (zu88C)

327 Why is CNN putting poll results before the polls have closed?

Because they're scum.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 08:26 PM (nIGPZ)

328 Dallas Stars versus Winterpeg! Will keep tabs on the interwebz.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 08, 2016 08:26 PM (7N6ox)

329 Where should I put these bags of "uncounted" ballots?

Posted by: DNC Staffer at November 08, 2016 08:26 PM (guIHw)

330 Hahaha!

Laura Ingraham just called McMullin McMuffin.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:26 PM (Enq6K)

331 320 Rubio would have comfortably won this election.

Hope it was worth the circus to have Trump instead.
Posted by: YOLO at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (aDkhC)

Probably not. And if he did he'd take us to the same place as Hillary, only walk there a bit slower.

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at November 08, 2016 08:26 PM (USf3s)

332 I am glad I dont have cable and will not watch network news. Unless of course he wins, than it will be fun.

Posted by: Dr. Zaius MD at November 08, 2016 08:26 PM (N0zEO)

333 Ace
Need to fix clock!
I'm not watching results. I'll hear final.

Posted by: Carol at November 08, 2016 08:26 PM (sj3Ax)

334 Ups and downs folks

ups and downs

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:23 PM (d76uN)

===============
I don't know if I can handle this, Timbo. Would it help if I open the Jack now?

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 08:26 PM (tHwdc)

335 I can't watch this.

Going to play Destiny.

At least my suckage is my own fault there.

Posted by: RoyalOil at November 08, 2016 08:26 PM (e2Rx3)

336 Did I mention if Trump wins I was going to dance in the street naked?

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 08:24 PM (CNHr1)
..........

I don't remember, did you mention exactly which street that might be too?

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2016 08:26 PM (HgMAr)

337 Did I mention if Trump wins I was going to dance in the street naked?
---
You know the rule.

Pics or it never happened.

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 08:26 PM (3Liv/)

338 McGluffin. LOL

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 08, 2016 08:26 PM (XFS85)

339 'Did I mention if Trump wins I was going to dance in the street naked?'

You just did. What street?

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 08:26 PM (BO/km)

340 ..um... hang on, Lord....

That right there is funny...I don't care who you are

Posted by: FITP at November 08, 2016 08:27 PM (22ML0)

341 I'm watching "The Brain That Wouldn't Die". You guys let me know if something happens k?

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 08:22 PM (BO/km)

MST3K said it should have been named "The Head That Wouldn't Shut Up"

Posted by: db at November 08, 2016 08:27 PM (MdAA3)

342 Confirmed: Trump HAS to win the same day voting. He's simply not doing well enough with the early voting in FL. Given how good the breakdown by registration was in early voting, this isn't a good sign...

Posted by: Skeptical at November 08, 2016 08:27 PM (48qVd)

343 So, if the worst happens I may take up drinking.
What's the best booze to start on?
Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 08, 2016 08:10 PM (Om16U)<<<

Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor! DAAAMN!!!

Posted by: Bill McNeill at November 08, 2016 08:27 PM (qJhUV)

344 One bourbon, one shot, and one beer.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 08, 2016 08:27 PM (xInes)

345 What is going on?
The Russians.

Posted by: cnn news at November 08, 2016 08:27 PM (xIunr)

346 268 I popped over to the Decision Desk, and now I'm confused. Two states (Indiana & Kentucky) are reporting and Trump has 19 electoral; Hillary 0. When I look at the maps of the states, they both show Hillary well ahead.

What is going on?

Posted by: Emmie Normal at November 08, 2016 08:20 PM (xVuS6)

They have actual counts and also a lot of extrapolation based on statistics from previous years, knowing when votes from certain areas are due to come in. Trump will do well in the rural areas, which count quickly because the populations are small. If he performs similarly or better to Romney's totals there, for example, or Hillary underperforms Obama, they can predict he won, even if the actual votes counted don't represent that.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 08, 2016 08:27 PM (sPO/s)

347 Alton Brown used to do a show where he rode his motorcycle around to different places.
He ate nutria once on the show. They've overrun a lot of waterways - states are actually trying to get people interested in using them foe meat.

Posted by: Chi - #FreeCthulhu at November 08, 2016 08:27 PM (qwftM)

348 Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:24 PM (PY9jH)
I'll mention it again. My son is here visiting from VA. He was brainwashed in grad school and college.
Last week he told me and my mother how bad voter ID laws were and they discriminate against the poor. Also, there's no voter fraud
Someone voted for him. He's pissed. I told him I thought there's no voter fraud. He didn't lie that.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 08:27 PM (Q5Ymk)

349 I think 6 states will decide this, 3 big ones, and 3 little ones. The polls for these 6 are too close to call.

The big ones are FL, PA, and NC, of course. If Trump gets all three, he wins. If he loses one, he needs the little states. If he loses two, he's probably out of luck, unless the talk about MI and other places turns out to be real.

If Trump loses FL, he needs ALL 3 little states: CO, NV, NH

If Trump loses PA, he can still win with any 2 out of 3 of the little states.

If Trump loses NC, a win in either CO or NV will do it.

Two of the winning scenarios, BTW, result in a TIE. Which would send us into interesting territory - it goes to the House of Representatives (which is Republican).

The polls tend to be biased against Trump, plus they don't count the "unlikely voters" who may prove to be a big deal for Trump (but that remains to be seen!!) So I tend to think in terms of "If the polls say it's about even, Trump has a pretty good chance of winning."

I'm assuming AZ, GA, an IA go to Trump, while MI, MN, VA, and WI go to Hillary (although I hear that the inside scoop is that MI is a toss-up).

Returns so far for FL have me really nervous. Maybe NC too.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 08:27 PM (EnK/R)

350
Rubio would have comfortably won this election.

Hope it was worth the circus to have Trump instead.

Posted by: YOLO at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (aDkhC)

Bless your heart. Here's a sticker. Now go back to mom's basement.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:27 PM (PY9jH)

351 FBN: Trump gets WV, Clinton has a lead in NC but no call and Ohio too soon to call.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:27 PM (Enq6K)

352 Its a little like watching a MNF and your team is doing well early but you can't stay up to watch because you get up at 4am.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:27 PM (QxcpD)

353 Portman won OH. FL is still tied up.

Posted by: james at November 08, 2016 08:28 PM (jxw6R)

354 So WV called for Trump. I'm sure Petty Hillary will make darn sure to drive those coal mines out of business now.

Posted by: brak at November 08, 2016 08:28 PM (guIHw)

355 West Virginia called for Trump

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 08, 2016 08:28 PM (7N6ox)

356 >>Please tell me that that translates to
>imost of the rest of the country.

If I told you that I might also have to tell you I wouldn't come in your mouth, or land on your head, or whatever.

Posted by: SMOD 2016 at November 08, 2016 08:28 PM (0pMBV)

357 320 Rubio would have comfortably won this election.
Posted by: YOLO at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (aDkhC)

Then we would get amnesty, so what would be the point?

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:28 PM (sdi6R)

358 Laura Ingraham just called McMullen "McMuffin"

She's a 'ette.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:28 PM (zu88C)

359 Florida right now:

Clinton 49%

Trump 48%

Clinton needs a bigger lead than this to overcome panhandle which is still voting!

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 08:28 PM (y3aQB)

360 If Trump wins, I hope he does away with feeding news to network news organizations.

He should start a White House internet news organization of his own, maybe with Ailes help.

Just do away entirely with those stupid anti-Republican news organizations, run in large part by Democrat incestuous relationships.

Posted by: Naked and Afraid at November 08, 2016 08:28 PM (sCBEO)

361 320
Rubio would have comfortably won this election.

Hope it was worth the circus to have Trump instead.

Posted by: YOLO

Rubio would have left the 1st debate crying and not returned.

Posted by: SFGoth at November 08, 2016 08:28 PM (dZ756)

362 DeplorableJewells45: ...if Trump wins I was going to dance in the street naked?

Well, then, of course, pix, or... you know.

Catching up on a few threads back...

As for un-un-friending friends, I have no twit or facilebook accounts, but most of our relatives (my own & my in-laws) are old-school hard-core yaller dawg Dems for Hillary. So we don't talk polyticks with them anyway, for the sake of family peace. Nothing's changed there in years.

It's a funny thing, though. I keep thinking of whatever commenter that is who says he was trained to kill Commies and it's hard to resist following that training now. I wasn't thus trained, but I sympathize. Thanksgiving will be with a table full of The Enemy. Again.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 08, 2016 08:28 PM (5a8XA)

363 Florida Blue counties already popped their corks.

Hillary should be up by over 200k to keep the lead.

Rest of Florida is deep Red.

Posted by: Fuck You DC!!! at November 08, 2016 08:29 PM (fxdyE)

364 Go for it Miley. Have a drink! Prosit!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:29 PM (d76uN)

365 Overall it's not looking good for Trump.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 08, 2016 08:29 PM (58W6Z)

366 >>>323 T 47.7 H 49.5 ---- 30 % in
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:23 PM (zu88C)

Where are you getting your data?
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (OAlmw)

If that's Florida:

T 47.8%
C 49.4%
2.5% reporting
Politico

Posted by: m at November 08, 2016 08:29 PM (/4GEs)

367

Karl Rove trapped in refrigerator, eats own foot!

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 08:29 PM (Mt8T4)

368 Meremortal... I toast you with my shot of tequila.
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45

*Bows, tips up wine glass, drains*

Back at you, Babe.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 08:29 PM (3myMJ)

369 Fox business is far superior. When you lead with KT and the stash you won.

Posted by: jaimo at November 08, 2016 08:29 PM (eDc0r)

370 Trump just jumped in Florida!

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:29 PM (zu88C)

371 panhandle still voting, how are we getting real vote totals?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 08:29 PM (LhGBu)

372 THE RUSSIANS ARE PLAYING WITH OUR WEATHER

Posted by: CNN at November 08, 2016 08:29 PM (HgMAr)

373 The one letter people are back.

Posted by: steevy at November 08, 2016 08:29 PM (r/0kC)

374 What? No love for Decision Desk HQ?

Posted by: Some Worthless LUrker at November 08, 2016 08:30 PM (mknWS)

375 382 Trump just jumped in Florida!

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:29 PM (zu88C)

For realz and not like Gateway?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:30 PM (mbhDw)

376 Trump 49.1
Clinton 48.0

Florida. Just in on FBN

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 08:30 PM (eM2Uz)

377 Virginia, Trump in the lead with just 4.2% of the votes. Rural Counties it looks like.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:30 PM (d76uN)

378 If you know anyone in Florida phone them and get them to vote trump.

Posted by: james at November 08, 2016 08:30 PM (jxw6R)

379

I picked the wrong week to give up drinking...

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 08:30 PM (Mt8T4)

380 USA Today saying FL is leaning Trump

Posted by: SMFH at it all... at November 08, 2016 08:30 PM (Eabwd)

381 Rubio would have comfortably won this election.

No he wouldn't.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2016 08:30 PM (rcIhj)

382 Rubio would have left the 1st debate crying and not returned.
Posted by: SFGoth at November 08, 2016 08:28 PM (dZ756)
------------------------
Yeah. Hillary has bigger hands than Little Marco.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 08:30 PM (NUqwG)

383 "Rubio would have comfortably won this election."

Bwahahahaha...!

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 08:30 PM (3myMJ)

384 Forget the whiskey, I just had a pound of venison backstrap and I am as high as a kite on pure friggin' delicous protein!

Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2016 08:30 PM (fHq4U)

385 @310 Did I mention if Trump wins I was going to dance in the street naked?
Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 08:24 PM (CNHr1)

Pics please.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 08, 2016 08:30 PM (SUtNI)

386 I'm glad I never gave up drinking.

Posted by: Moron Pundit at November 08, 2016 08:31 PM (qgUJH)

387 "dammit FL T 48 H 49 ---- 23 %" in Posted by: Mortimer

You mean 2.3% in....big difference

Posted by: spike at November 08, 2016 08:31 PM (zPEz7)

388 It's interesting that the threatened 'early barrage' of exit polls by the LSM hasn't materialized.

Can't imagine why... /s

Posted by: Obakeinu at November 08, 2016 08:31 PM (ry4ab)

389 There may not be enough alcohol in the entire house.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:31 PM (PY9jH)

390 I cant breathe let alone type.

need alcohol

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:31 PM (zu88C)

391 West Virginia has been called for Trump.

No surprise.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:31 PM (d76uN)

392 What? No love for Decision Desk HQ?

It's because of our racism.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at November 08, 2016 08:31 PM (rcIhj)

393 The numbers Drudge is showing are brutal. To Donald's favor.

Partials, I guess.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 08:31 PM (nIGPZ)

394 Florida Blue counties already popped their corks.

Hillary should be up by over 200k to keep the lead.

Rest of Florida is deep Red.

Posted by: Fuck You DC!!! at November 08, 2016 08:29 PM (fxdyE)
...........

Is Miami-Dade in yet?

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2016 08:31 PM (HgMAr)

395
Asshat who claims Rubio would have won the election. Newsflash: Rubio didn't get the nomination. STFDSTFU.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:31 PM (mbhDw)

396 321 I'm opening the bottle o' whiskey at the 7 pm Central, 8 Eastern hour.

With a bit of care on the throttle, I ought to be able to see it through to a final decision.

Pray she doesn't win. She'll want to see things through to a final solution.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (v5iqM)

I am on the vino now. Will join you in opening the whiskey at 7pm Central. I'll be opening up the Gentleman Jack.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at November 08, 2016 08:31 PM (SUtNI)

397 Fox has Trump up now in Florida.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 08:31 PM (/tuJf)

398 Rubio would have comfortably won this election.

If it is so fucking obvious, why did he lose the primary to Trump?

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 08, 2016 08:31 PM (2w7OO)

399 And I believe nutria are considered fish so are okay to eat on Fridays. For the Catholics, ya'know.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 08:31 PM (/x6xU)

400 Brexit was losing badly in the early returns. Maybe there'll be a miracle.

Posted by: brak at November 08, 2016 08:31 PM (guIHw)

401 i hate to play favorites but i really hope Mr. Trump wins

Posted by: happyfeet at November 08, 2016 08:31 PM (mLfQi)

402 259 ... Hi CaliGirl, I only drink wine with food and maybe only half a glass then. I treat port and madeira like a sipping whisky: an ounce at most and sipped neat over a couple of hours. I like the flavors but my stomach can't tolerate more than that. It makes me a cheap date. :-)

Posted by: JTB at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (V+03K)

403 Voted this morning in Oklahoma for Trump, which he was going to win, anyway. Turnout was higher than 2012 in my precinct according to the election workers, but I don't know by how much.

Think I'm going to go cook some dinner then stay away from all this until morning, if I can.

Tomorrow will be the one-year anniversary of my dad passing away. So, regardless of the outcome, I won't be fun to be around on Wednesday.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (rJUlF)

404 384 Virginia, Trump in the lead with just 4.2% of the votes. Rural Counties it looks like.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:30 PM (d76uN)

One of the guys who works for Sabato tweeted that once returns start coming in from the NoVa counties, Trump needs to be winning Loudoun by about 5 points to have a shot at overcoming all the votes in Fairfax & Arlington.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (sPO/s)

405

I'll bet Nomiki is smooth...

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (Mt8T4)

406 391 Forget the whiskey, I just had a pound of venison backstrap and I am as high as a kite on pure friggin' delicous protein!
Posted by: Fritz at November 08, 2016 08:30 PM (fHq4U)

I need the big Black guy with Hillary's needles.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (mbhDw)

407 West Virginia has been called for Trump.

No surprise.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:31 PM (d76uN)
-------------------------------
It's full of rednecks clinging to guns and religion.

Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (NUqwG)

408 396 There may not be enough alcohol in the entire house.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:31 PM (PY9jH)

Oh, I made sure there is.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (sdi6R)

409 Jacksonville Florida went Red!!!!

Not looking good for Hillary.

Posted by: Fuck You DC!!! at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (fxdyE)

410 WE ARE DOOMED!

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (IKsp1)

411 You mean 2.3% in....big difference

Posted by: spike

====

damn these glasses!

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (zu88C)

412 I'm going shopping anyway, might as well get some pudding justincase.

Posted by: DaveA at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (8J/Te)

413 How convenient. Extended voting in Durham, NC
Rule 1 of election law: Keep voting until democrat wins
Rule 2: Keep counting until democrat wins
4. Profit!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (xIunr)

414
Yoishi 25 year old whisky. Sublime.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (mbhDw)

415 Local conservative talk radio station here said that CNN did some exit polling, and that most or all of it favored Trump. Relatively low minority turnout, for example. Cubans in FL going for Trump.

Still the FL results of the moment make me REAL nervous!!!!

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (EnK/R)

416 okay..not totally naked..but with my top off. k? and you know I can't do pics.. c'mon!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (CNHr1)

417 Trump hanging on by the hair of his own ass in Florida with 46% reporting.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 08:33 PM (G8TO0)

418 With none of the 8 pm closing counties reporting Trump is down by 30k votes in Florida.

I'm calling it for Trump.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:33 PM (d76uN)

419 420 How convenient. Extended voting in Durham, NC
Rule 1 of election law: Keep voting until democrat wins
Rule 2: Keep counting until democrat wins
4. Profit!
Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (xIunr)

Trump Legal Team needs to swoop in there, stat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:33 PM (mbhDw)

420 The people at Decision Desk are teamed up with Buzzfeed. The fact they are teamed up with those SJWs should speak volumes.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 08, 2016 08:33 PM (O6aZ4)

421 Great news at Chateau Mortal.

Supper is French Toast and...BACON!

*Drink*

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 08:33 PM (3myMJ)

422 I think politico has the % of votes in right. 2012 FL total vote was roughly 8.4M. 4M counted right now but only saying 4%, it's more like 40%.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 08:33 PM (OAlmw)

423 My mom was unsure, but finally decided to vote Trump. It was the SC nominees that convinced her...too bad she lives in Missouri. I'll never understand why my brother and SIL went for Her Heinous. They're in Ohio, so that really stinks. I have an awful feeling it was down to Establishment Republican horror/too cool for Trump/believing all the MSM bs about Trump starting a nuclear war. My brother I can believe it easier - he went to law school. My sister-in-law, though...she was more conservative than he was.
It's going to be an interesting Thanksgiving.

Posted by: iwuzhere at November 08, 2016 08:33 PM (GRNzr)

424 Yeah, I think Miami-Dade is in.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 08:33 PM (/x6xU)

425 Trump 49.7
Clinton 47.4

Florida On FBN

And that's without the panhandlw!!!! elebenty LOL

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 08:33 PM (eM2Uz)

426 Tomorrow will be the one-year anniversary of my dad passing away. So, regardless of the outcome, I won't be fun to be around on Wednesday.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread

Take care CW!

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 08, 2016 08:33 PM (2w7OO)

427 Have those bastards included the Florida big blue counties in total yet??!!
Are the fucks saving them for last??!!

Posted by: Martell at November 08, 2016 08:34 PM (Qmwmf)

428 FBN: Florida....47% in

Trump: 49.7%
Clinton: 47.4%

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:34 PM (Enq6K)

429

God, please let the Stupid Party keep the Senate...

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 08:34 PM (Mt8T4)

430 Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (sdi6R)
Me too, my husband even brought pizza home. We don't have pizza delivery where I live.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 08:34 PM (Q5Ymk)

431 59 I LOVE PRESIDENT HILLARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um, shouldn't that be Prisoner #20162017999??

Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:34 PM (pxwEr)

432 I beg your pardon.

It should have read

With Donald up by 30k votes....

Sowwy!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:34 PM (d76uN)

433 Frank Lutz already called it for Hillary, not sure what numbers he's looking at.

Posted by: firehorse at November 08, 2016 08:34 PM (//TVq)

434 416 Jacksonville Florida went Red!!!!

Not looking good for Hillary.
Posted by: Fuck You DC!!! at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (fxdyE)

Jax has been quite red for a couple of decades.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 08, 2016 08:34 PM (tapYd)

435 It's all over in 1 minute.
That's what Monica said!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2016 08:34 PM (xIunr)

436 Not drinking here.

Yet.

I do have a bottle of Woodford Reserve on standby.

Posted by: Country Singer (Gab @BertG) at November 08, 2016 08:34 PM (GUBah)

437 DeplorableJewells45 dancing in the street naked - 100%

DeplorableJewells45 NOT dancing in the street naked - 0%

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2016 08:34 PM (HgMAr)

438 433 Tomorrow will be the one-year anniversary of my dad passing away. So, regardless of the outcome, I won't be fun to be around on Wednesday.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread

My dad passed in '04 and mom in '11. Hang in there.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:34 PM (mbhDw)

439 Forget the alcohol. ..time to start freebasing

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 08, 2016 08:35 PM (6VvrG)

440 Please God give Trump the victory. No more RINOs gracefully losing elections for us. Break the curse tonight.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 08:35 PM (G8TO0)

441 Pork roast with veggies is ready. Better line my stomach. More bourbon in my future.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 08, 2016 08:35 PM (o38N1)

442 The people at Decision Desk are teamed up with Buzzfeed. The fact they are teamed up with those SJWs should speak volumes.
---
Are you sure?

I heard they were all "hardcore" conservatives.

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 08:35 PM (3Liv/)

443 SMFH - From last nights ONT the wall switch that got spray painted in gets done all the time in construction.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:35 PM (QxcpD)

444 Last week he told me and my mother how bad voter ID laws were and they discriminate against the poor. Also, there's no voter fraud
Someone voted for him. He's pissed. I told him I thought there's no voter fraud. He didn't lie that.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 08:27 PM (Q5Ymk)

Sounds like he just experienced a little reality therapy.

Posted by: Emmie Normal at November 08, 2016 08:35 PM (xVuS6)

445 I'm calling it for Trump.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:33 PM

~~~

He's up by 2.5% now without the panhandle. 47% in. On FBN

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 08:35 PM (eM2Uz)

446 Fox is making this sound like he's already lost here. WTF is going on here?

Posted by: james at November 08, 2016 08:35 PM (jxw6R)

447 What happened to decisiondeskhq.com? Are we not plugging them anymore?

Posted by: Caiwyn at November 08, 2016 08:35 PM (BRgmb)

448 Damn finished the last of tha makers....switchin to beer....

Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 08:35 PM (9n0dl)

449 Looking good in Florida and VA.

Posted by: USNtakim at November 08, 2016 08:35 PM (hMqvx)

450 #440 I had to unfollow him. His tweets have been giving me anxiety all evening. When he said he was calling it... last straw.

Posted by: JeepGirl at November 08, 2016 08:35 PM (xzM5b)

451 Luntz went full on Hillary landslide a few hours ago. Im ready to commit suicide just reading his tweets.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 08:36 PM (G8TO0)

452 Trump +2.5% in FL with 47% in?

I'll take it, but how did that even HAPPEN, all of a sudden?

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 08:36 PM (EnK/R)

453 Tomorrow will be the one-year anniversary of my dad
passing away. So, regardless of the outcome, I won't be fun to be
around on Wednesday.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (rJUlF)

My father-in-law passed away 1 year ago tomorrow too.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:36 PM (Enq6K)

454 >>>369 Laura Ingraham just called McMullen "McMuffin"

She's a 'ette.
Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:28 PM (zu88C)

That's very immature. Also funny.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2016 08:36 PM (/4GEs)

455 Iv'e almost got myself back to the state of mind I had in my 20's at 53 now, not giving a shit about elections. It's harder to do without the booze and 8 balls but I'm 75% there.

Posted by: kahall at November 08, 2016 08:36 PM (nfZq0)

456 456 Looking good in Florida and VA.
Posted by: USNtakim at November 08, 2016 08:35 PM (hMqvx)

FL with VA is just insane. Dear Lord, please hear our prayers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:36 PM (mbhDw)

457 Virginia

10% in

Trump 53%

FAB 41%

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:36 PM (d76uN)

458 Trump is going to take it......the vote is not going even close to what the polls said.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 08:36 PM (iONHu)

459 abc has preempted "wheel of fortune" for election coverage. commie bastards.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 08, 2016 08:36 PM (WTSFk)

460 Fuck Rubio, he has nobody but himself to blame for not being the nominee.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 08, 2016 08:36 PM (FqgrG)

461 abc has preempted "wheel of fortune" for election coverage. commie bastards.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 08, 2016 08:36 PM (WTSFk)

462 An election exit poll is a poll of voters taken immediately after they have exited the polling stations.

Please continue.

Posted by: Soledad O'brien's Earpiece at November 08, 2016 08:36 PM (1CroS)

463 Rubio would have comfortably lost this election.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 08:36 PM (XoldI)

464 Texas Zombie. I'll be sippin some Tom Sims Bourbon.

Taste profile very close to Jim Beam. Same ageing, four years. But very appreciably smoother than Beam.

Bargain, too. 1.75ml, out the door w/ tax, at $20.45. Spec's Wine & Liquors.

Moron Tested, Moron Approved!

Find you some in your local market, amigo!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at November 08, 2016 08:37 PM (v5iqM)

465 YOLO
==

Rubio would have won.

Except, you know, he got his ass kicked up to his ears.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:37 PM (zu88C)

466 458 Luntz went full on Hillary landslide a few hours ago. Im ready to commit suicide just reading his tweets.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 08:36 PM (G8TO0)

He's an asshole. If she wins, it's cheating and not a landslide.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:37 PM (mbhDw)

467 Rubio would have comfortably won this election.
.........

maybe, but he would have created a water shortage

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2016 08:37 PM (HgMAr)

468 Trump. Must. Win.

Very astonishingly sad that this much of the country simply wants to become Europe or worse.

Posted by: Nick in South Bend at November 08, 2016 08:37 PM (a7FXx)

469 445 433 Tomorrow will be the one-year anniversary of my dad passing away. So, regardless of the outcome, I won't be fun to be around on Wednesday.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread
-------------------------------------------
My dad passed in '04 and mom in '11. Hang in there.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:34 PM
----------------------------------------------------
My Dad just passed about 6 weeks ago now. Prayers for all of us.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 08, 2016 08:37 PM (o38N1)

470 @447 Please God give Trump the victory. No more RINOs gracefully losing elections for us. Break the curse tonight.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 08:35 PM (G8TO0)

Finding some religion here, myself!

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 08:37 PM (EnK/R)

471 Someone voted for him. He's pissed. I told him I thought there's no voter fraud. He didn't like that.
Tell him that it was still a Hillary vote so he didn't lose anything and he should stop whining. Your his mom; you can get away with being cruel. (Then find yourself a switch.)

Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2016 08:37 PM (xIunr)

472 FL Broward....i expect bad things from that place

Posted by: runner at November 08, 2016 08:37 PM (c6/9Q)

473 Johnson is rising.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2016 08:37 PM (IqV8l)

474 Posted by: Emmie Normal at November 08, 2016 08:35 PM (xVuS6)
He needs it. He's doing manual labor on the ranch. He was working with a shovel at the shale pit today. I keep telling him to tell the other guys about his masters degree.
He doesn't think I'm funny.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 08:37 PM (Q5Ymk)

475 Posted by: Fuck You DC!!! at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM

~~~~~

Is Miami-Dade in yet?

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 08:37 PM (eM2Uz)

476 Captain Whitebread, I'm sorry for your loss. That's hard.

Posted by: iwuzhere at November 08, 2016 08:37 PM (GRNzr)

477 433 Tomorrow will be the one-year anniversary of my dad passing away. So, regardless of the outcome, I won't be fun to be around on Wednesday.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread

In the grand scheme of things, none of tonight matters. Taxes will go up, we'll lose some freedoms (some of which have already started to erode anyway - looking at you, 1st amendment), but life goes on where all you really care about is the health and happiness of your family.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 08:37 PM (/1KcA)

478 Asshat who claims Rubio would have won the election. Newsflash: Rubio didn't get the nomination. STFDSTFU.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:31 PM (mbhDw)

*Fistbump*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 08, 2016 08:37 PM (+DiO8)

479 Rubio would have comfortably lost this election.
Posted by: davidt at

But he would have lost with dignity.

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 08:37 PM (2RVmA)

480 No NOVA yet in VA totals - they will likely be a killer - have to win the rest of the state 60-40 to overcome them, no doubt...

Posted by: kk at November 08, 2016 08:37 PM (5WKRz)

481 NC

Trump 41K votes

FAB 22K votes

Early return

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:37 PM (d76uN)

482 My socialist daughter is freaking out. YAASSS!

Posted by: Stitches at November 08, 2016 08:38 PM (SfzVE)

483 384 Virginia, Trump in the lead with just 4.2% of the votes. Rural Counties it looks like.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:30 PM

Long time lurker here. Just wanted to comment on Virginia. If Trump's not ahead by 8% when the rural counties come in (they always come in first), he's toast in Virginia unfortunately. This is the way it always goes here. Fairfax, Arlington, Alexandria and Prince William always get counted last and put the Dem over the top. Very aggravating every. single. cycle.

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 08:38 PM (dAXyx)

484 Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 08:36 PM (G8TO0)

why would you follow that TURD

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 08:38 PM (y3aQB)

485 427 The people at Decision Desk are teamed up with Buzzfeed. The fact they are teamed up with those SJWs should speak volumes.

Posted by: Independent George (or the commenter formerly known as Serenity Now!) at November 08, 2016 08:33 PM (O6aZ4)

I believe both Buzzfeed and Twitter are publishing their results, not "teaming up" with them.

Posted by: El Skippito Friskito at November 08, 2016 08:38 PM (sPO/s)

486 Have those bastards included the Florida big blue counties in total yet??!!

Are the fucks saving them for last??!!

Posted by: Martell at November 08, 2016 08:34 PM (Qmwmf)

How else are they supposes to know how many ballets to grab from the mop room?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 08:38 PM (P/kVC)

487 Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 08:36 PM

~~~~

Dunno how it happens! I'm watching Fox Business. Channel 116 on FIOS.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 08:38 PM (eM2Uz)

488 Capt and Tami hope tomorrow brings good news to both of you.

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:38 PM (QxcpD)

489 First time voters in Fl - lots of new Puerto Rican votes in FL because of the economic situation in Puerto Rico.

Posted by: An Observation at November 08, 2016 08:38 PM (1WYLC)

490
How many of you are muttering "come on Trump, come on Trump" and then refreshing the page every 2 seconds?

Like me?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:38 PM (mbhDw)

491 lol.. hubby keeps coming in the kitchen giving me updates. Asks why I am not watching the TV. Jesus.. really? You know my love for these morons!!

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 08:38 PM (CNHr1)

492 Trump pulling away in Florida.

Looking good!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:38 PM (d76uN)

493 Trump is going to take it......the vote is not going even close to what the polls said.
---
I think we have to see some state finish (or at least get 98 or 99% done) before we can make that determination.

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 08:38 PM (3Liv/)

494 Caiwyn, we're racist rednecks, who are voting for Trump because we're racist. At least to CAC.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at November 08, 2016 08:38 PM (FQKBL)

495 >>>435 FBN: Florida....47% in

Trump: 49.7%
Clinton: 47.4%
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:34 PM (Enq6K)>>>

That doesn't look bad, especially with the panhandle being Trump country I'd guess.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 08:38 PM (4ueYo)

496 464 Virginia

10% in

Trump 53%

FAB 41%
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:36 PM (d76uN)

I will be amazed if Trump takes Virginia. Those rich counties near DC love themselves some big gubmint.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (sdi6R)

497 Sitting in statistics class going over probability. Seems fitting.

Fuck hildabeast and the syphillatic goat she crawled out of.

Cleaned and chambered over here in the unconstitution state

Posted by: Evil Libertarian at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (miIc6)

498 2 Timothy 1:7

For God has not given us the spirit of fear; but of power, and of love, and of a sound mind.

Posted by: Jmel at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (GXNWP)

499 * pat on the shoulder for Cap Whitebread for your dad *

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (5a8XA)

500 Florida 54% in.

Trump 49.7
Clinton 47.4

Fox Business.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (eM2Uz)

501
Summon the JUDENHAMMER!!

I want that yolo cocksucker gone now.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (sw1f5)

502 looks like Gary Johnson is not nearly the numbers that he was getting in the polls.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (OAlmw)

503 Drudge is freaking me out in a good way

Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (rP2JJ)

504 OT is not a worry.

I'm chained to my evil ways to feed fnn, but Guy Benson?
Watch out you don't trip on your shoelaces...
wtf, er nope never missed anything before I watched that.

I normally do _not_. just sayin', donchaknow.

Quiet time...................

Posted by: micky at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (o5vMc)

505 FL is the big hurdle (see my #355). If he loses FL he needs to run the table on the rest of the 6 key states, or get some sort of MI miracle. If he wins FL, a loss of the one of the other two biggies leaves more options.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (EnK/R)

506

Tapdance Fox, Tapdance!

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (Mt8T4)

507 FBN: Florida 55% in

Trump: 49.7%
Clinton: 47.4%

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (Enq6K)

508 Drudge is reporting number for FL w/ 54% in.

Trump is up.

The Central Time Zone area of FL is historically R-friendly.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (v9gSJ)

509 Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2016 08:37 PM (xIunr)
I already told him that. I told him it was kismet.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (Q5Ymk)

510 FBN

54 % of FL

in

T 49.7 H 47.4

*whispers oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please*

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (zu88C)

511 503
I will be amazed if Trump takes Virginia. Those rich counties near DC love themselves some big gubmint.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (sdi6R)

Supposedly, turnout is way down in those areas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (mbhDw)

512 455 Damn finished the last of tha makers....switchin to beer....
Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 08:35 PM

I'm going the other way, so I'm not up all night urinating.

MAGA!

Posted by: Dick Poulin at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (sMt7r)

513
It's full of rednecks clinging to guns and religion.
Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (NUqwG)

And coal

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (lKyWE)

514 Captain Whitebread- my dad is 90 and a WW2 vet and has Alzeheimers, so he's in and out of time a lot. But something about Hellary triggers him. He knows who she us and says she's crooked as a dogs hind leg every time he sees her. Some days he doesn't know my husband, but Hellary, he recognizes every time.

Posted by: Dali at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (HBU7W)

515 Is there anywhere to go to get a breakdown by county? I want to see what % of the liberal counties have reported.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (ciTDw)

516 Early returns in Ohio put Trump up by 4 points.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (d76uN)

517 497-you got me, jj

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 08, 2016 08:40 PM (Y5Lq7)

518 J.J... lol.. same here. My poor mouse.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 08:40 PM (CNHr1)

519 497

More like "come on panhandle "

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 08, 2016 08:40 PM (6VvrG)

520 Just praying right now.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 08, 2016 08:40 PM (Om16U)

521 Now, let's not all go punching each other's babies in the dicks just yet, but it's looking awfully sweepy in FL for Trump.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 08:40 PM (/x6xU)

522 why would you follow that TURD

*****************

Breitbart is helpfully publishing his tweets on their live feed. Thanks Breitbart!

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 08:40 PM (G8TO0)

523 Tomorrow will be the one-year anniversary of my dad passing away. So, regardless of the outcome, I won't be fun to be around on Wednesday.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (rJUlF)

My condolences. That first year is so hard - the first Christmas, the birthdays and so on.

My dad died in 1989, would have turned 100 10 days ago, and I still miss him very much.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 08:40 PM (P8951)

524 What happened to decisiondeskhq.com? Are we not plugging them anymore?

Posted by: Caiwyn at November 08, 2016 08:35 PM
~~~~~

I keep checking there. Only thing posted is Kentucky and Indiana. ?!?!?

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 08:40 PM (eM2Uz)

525 Trump is outperforming the Guv in NC. Whatever that means.

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 08:40 PM (6IPEM)

526 Trump up in OH bigly.

Posted by: james at November 08, 2016 08:40 PM (jxw6R)

527 They're still voting in R-friendly W FL.

Should go Trump-heavy.

Unless they have major urban votes uncounted, it's looking good for Donald.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 08:40 PM (v9gSJ)

528 NBC calls WVA for Trump.

Posted by: An Observation at November 08, 2016 08:40 PM (1WYLC)

529 So much smoke here from the forest fires, it's impossible to go outside for very long. I wonder if it's a metaphor for something...

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 08, 2016 08:40 PM (w+Jhj)

530 >>>First Election Thread

You mean it's a thread about George Washington?

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 08, 2016 08:41 PM (Mt8T4)

531 Go for it Miley. Have a drink! Prosit!

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:29 PM (d76uN)

==========
OK. The night begins. If the booze doesn't steel my nerves, I'll watch reruns on TV. NO election stuff. I'll start with a shot, then to Jack and Coke.
Good lord....

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 08:41 PM (tHwdc)

532 Phht. Rubio lost the primary before it even began. Blowing Chuck Schumer was never going to be a winning move.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 08, 2016 08:41 PM (R+30W)

533 Trump ahead 50-47 with 55% in FL

PLEASE GOD

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 08:41 PM (G8TO0)

534 >>>Just wanted to comment on Virginia. If Trump's not ahead by 8% when the rural counties come in (they always come in first), he's toast in Virginia unfortunately. This is the way it always goes here. Fairfax, Arlington, Alexandria and Prince William always get counted last and put the Dem over the top. Very aggravating every. single. cycle.
Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 08:38 PM (dAXyx)>>>

It's like South Dakota and the Indian reservations. Wait until everyone else has their votes counted and then "find" enough votes to put the Democrat over the top. Similar for King County in Washington state.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 08:41 PM (4ueYo)

535 >>FBN

54 % of FL

in

>>T 49.7 H 47.4

Gotta get bigger to overcome early voting.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 08:41 PM (/tuJf)

536 519.....cheers .....!!!!

Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 08:41 PM (9n0dl)

537 If you are going to post #s, please make sure they are right.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 08:41 PM (BS8yt)

538 >>> Very astonishingly sad that this much of the country simply wants to become Europe or worse.
.....

Where's the surprise? This is going the same way it has for the past 2 elections. Hillary will win by 52%+. The details will shift around a bit, but that's what happened before and will happen again.

Become Europe or worse? I'd argue we're already there and getting worse. The only difference is a minority of the country keeps pretending we might be a Republic again some day if we just pull the lever for the shit ass candidate again.

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 08:41 PM (71OEY)

539 FBN Lou Dobbs is grinning like a Cheshire Cat.

Love you Lou!

( no homo)

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:41 PM (zu88C)

540
Google just called NH for Trump? That's what's on Twitter.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 08:41 PM (eM2Uz)

541 I love West Virginia right now. It's the best of all Virginias.

Posted by: @Deplorable votermom @vm on Gab at November 08, 2016 08:41 PM (Om16U)

542 Did Romney win Fl in 2012?

Posted by: Democrats are evil! at November 08, 2016 08:41 PM (xB7fY)

543 @505, I needed that. Thanks. Trying not to freak out here.

Posted by: iwuzhere at November 08, 2016 08:41 PM (GRNzr)

544 Tomorrow will be the one-year anniversary of my dad

passing away.

3 days after Christmas last year for my dad. If I didn't have so many beers in me, I'd take a ride to see the dirt all turned up on his and my ma's grave's from all this shit..

Posted by: dartist at November 08, 2016 08:42 PM (ce4zT)

545 How's my boy Egg McMuffin doing? He's conservatism's last hope!

Posted by: Mitt Romney at November 08, 2016 08:42 PM (7Kbxu)

546 Virginia again.

15% of the vote in.

Trump 54%

FAB stuck at 41%

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:42 PM (d76uN)

547

Broward is notorious for pulling a Stalin vote count...

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 08:42 PM (Mt8T4)

548 And I believe nutria are considered fish so are okay to eat on Fridays. For the Catholics, ya'know.
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 08:31 PM (/x6xU)

Nutria are rodents.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes now with tiny wizened charcoal grey lump that is the McEvil heart at November 08, 2016 08:42 PM (kXoT0)

549 If Trump wins VA there's gonna be some splodey heads commuting to DC tomorrow.

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2016 08:42 PM (HgMAr)

550 Broward waiting until Pensacola comes in to decide how many votes to fake.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 08:42 PM (hA1V+)

551 No more scotch, ok one for the road ( back to the bedroom) and a shower and bed. Hopefully I won't get up in the middle of the night.
Keep the faith,
Good night horde

Posted by: Skip voted deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:42 PM (QxcpD)

552 FBN Lou Dobbs is grinning like a Cheshire Cat.

Love you Lou!

( no homo)

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:41 PM (zu88C)

LOL!

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:42 PM (Enq6K)

553

Posted by: Make America Great Again
=====
Mine are coming from Fox Business News.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:42 PM (zu88C)

554 Florida looking good!

Posted by: Fuck you DC at November 08, 2016 08:42 PM (pndC3)

555
Rick Grennell on Twitter says Ohio looking great for Trump!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 08:43 PM (eM2Uz)

556 J.J. You're not the only one with the refreshing..... I'm trying not to because I know I'll drive myself into a panic attack before too long.... but I can't stop myself

Posted by: confuzzled at November 08, 2016 08:43 PM (Ml6gO)

557 Tough watching this alone. Hitting F5 repeatedly and yelling at computer like a crazy person.

Posted by: brak at November 08, 2016 08:43 PM (guIHw)

558 Mitt lost FL by 1%

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 08, 2016 08:43 PM (sw1f5)

559 Trump is ahead in Fl, according to CNN. Looks like the cities have been counted.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 08, 2016 08:43 PM (XFS85)

560 abc has preempted "wheel of fortune" for election coverage. commie bastards.
That's pissed off my Canadian (obviously) mom too. She's watching a Big Bang Theory repeat instead.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2016 08:43 PM (xIunr)

561 How does Broward County get away with this bullshit ?

Posted by: gene at November 08, 2016 08:43 PM (hDok9)

562 @518 503
I will be amazed if Trump takes Virginia. Those rich counties near DC love themselves some big gubmint.
Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (sdi6R)

Supposedly, turnout is way down in those areas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (mbhDw)

You are SHITTING me! Are you suggesting that Trump might actually have a chance in VA!!?!!

[No, I normally do not talk like that!]\

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 08:43 PM (EnK/R)

563 528.
No, no!!
Don't trust them!!
The panhandle SHOUL NOT report until broward, miami dade, palm bitch, and Hillsborough counties are in.
Hold it back!!!!

Posted by: Martell at November 08, 2016 08:43 PM (Qmwmf)

564 This is not going according to the MSM plan. Watch for it to start sinking in soon. This is bigly.

Posted by: james at November 08, 2016 08:43 PM (jxw6R)

565 Nutria are rodents.
------------------------------------
Sure, but do they taste like, rats, chicken, or fish?

Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 08:43 PM (NUqwG)

566 Just talked to my elderly 80+ years old aunt and she said she wrote in Evan McMullin for pres.

Oy.

Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:43 PM (yODqO)

567 You know, it would never be this close if Jeb! had been the nominee, as the gods intended!

Please clap.

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 08, 2016 08:43 PM (5a8XA)

568 Rubio lost the primary before it even began. Blowing Chuck Schumer was never going to be a winning move.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 08, 2016 08:41 PM (R+30W)

------------
I know, right?! I was like, HOLY CRAP MARCO, WHATWHATWHAT???

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 08:43 PM (tHwdc)

569 How big is Broward?

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 08:44 PM (G8TO0)

570 556- that was actually true for beaver in North America by canon law

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 08, 2016 08:44 PM (Y5Lq7)

571 Has anyone else looked at drudge? Is this really happening?

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 08:44 PM (Q5Ymk)

572 570
You are SHITTING me! Are you suggesting that Trump might actually have a chance in VA!!?!!

[No, I normally do not talk like that!]\
Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 08:43 PM (EnK/R)

All I'm doing is quoting someone who posted earlier about low VA commie county turnout. For whatever it's worth.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:44 PM (mbhDw)

573 Captain Whitebread, re your dad's passing one year ago, I miss both my parents every single day.

However, eight years of Obama would have killed my dad. The one year of Obama before my mother passed just about did her in before her poor tired body gave out.

Daddy and Mother wouldn't believe the Beast running again Trump.

They both would have been on the Trump train, in spite of being very conservative Christians.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:44 PM (PY9jH)

574 Your his mom;
Doh! "You're his mom"; still get that switch though.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2016 08:44 PM (xIunr)

575 FBN: FLORIDA...58% IN

TRUMP: 50.1%
CLINTON: 46.9%

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:44 PM (Enq6K)

576 Yes, Sherry. I'm aware of that. It's a funny factoid about the church reclassifying them in South America at one point when meat was hard to come by. I don't remember the whole story to it.

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 08:44 PM (/x6xU)

577 I need the big Black guy with Hillary's needles.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (mbhDw)

Some moron named him "Dr. Diazepam" a week or so ago. I like that name.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 08:44 PM (KQndB)

578 Broward waiting until Pensacola comes in to decide how many votes to fake.

Suspect so.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 08:44 PM (v9gSJ)

579

Broward is Yuge. You can count on at least 2x the votes of the population...

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 08:45 PM (Mt8T4)

580 Fairfax has 700-800K voters - they've only counted 8K...VA has a LONG way to go to be in play (but I hope it is)...

Posted by: kk at November 08, 2016 08:45 PM (5WKRz)

581 There should be a new law that states urban centers should be counted FIRST.

I hate this shit were we get teased with promising early returns and then get reamed up the ass sideways when the urban counties come in last in counting.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 08:45 PM (G8TO0)

582 Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:42 PM (d76uN)

That's the rural counties though. Richmond and No. Virginia are worrisome.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 08:45 PM (P8951)

583 I lost my real dad in 88 and my step dad in 1999. Both die hard democrats. After 9/11 happened I have often wondered if they would have changed. I would give anything for 1 more day with each. My condolences Capt. and other rons who are facing that anniversary. You never stop missing them.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 08:45 PM (CNHr1)

584 I was a peace with the Tribe coming up short in the WS.

I'm not gonna be as mature if Frau Gruppencankles wins tonight.

Drink of choice: Laphroaig Quarter Cask

Posted by: browndog at November 08, 2016 08:45 PM (ccfl2)

585 Now now........

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at November 08, 2016 08:45 PM (FqgrG)

586 Is Broward bigger than the panhandle?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 08:45 PM (v9gSJ)

587 Look out for the last minute "lost n found in the trunck of my car" vote

Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 08:45 PM (9n0dl)

588 586 Broward waiting until Pensacola comes in to decide how many votes to fake.

Suspect so.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 08:44 PM (v9gSJ)

Pensacola should just sit on the results. Fuck Broward.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:45 PM (mbhDw)

589 557 If Trump wins VA there's gonna be some splodey heads commuting to DC tomorrow.
Posted by: wth at November 08, 2016 08:42 PM

Please, oh please. I don't know how I'll keep the smirk off my face at work tomorrow if that happens. I still remember the day that Roberts found that the Obamacare mandate was a "tax" and all the libs at my work were gloating all day ...

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 08:45 PM (dAXyx)

590 ok I'm chugging cough remedies now

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 08, 2016 08:45 PM (U0lQa)

591
Time stamps on posts show 8:43, etc?

Is this old daylight time?

Posted by: Sphynx at November 08, 2016 08:45 PM (a0SQT)

592 I am a cord cutter - anybody know of good live video stream coverage for election results (non-liberal hack)?

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 08:45 PM (7vTEZ)

593 SC for Trump.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 08, 2016 08:46 PM (SLk8c)

594 FBN: FLORIDA...65% IN

TRUMP: 49.2%
CLINTON: 47.9%

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:46 PM (Enq6K)

595 Hillary receiving an uber-schlonging here in Georgia 72-27 Glad to do my party, along with my HISPANIC wife.

(smiles smugly)

Posted by: Ripley at November 08, 2016 08:46 PM (NbRJx)

596 573 Nutria are rodents.
------------------------------------
Sure, but do they taste like, rats, chicken, or fish?
Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 08:43 PM (NUqwG)

Mostly like leather and burnt hair.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 08:46 PM (KQndB)

597 Broward not in yet, folks. That could give Hillary a ton of votes.
............

DNC is trucking in the pallet loads as we speak.

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2016 08:46 PM (HgMAr)

598 Doh! "You're his mom"; still get that switch though.
Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2016 08:44 PM (xIunr)

No, no, no.....more effective if you make them cut their own switch off the tree. And if they come back with a thin, wimpy one, make them go get a better one. That's how my dad's dad did it anyway.

Unless, yanno, you're talking about some other kind of switch.........

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 08:46 PM (/1KcA)

599 I never swear, but...fffffffuck. If we're just going to lose FL anyway (VA is a long shot), make it quick. Don't give me hope.

Posted by: iwuzhere at November 08, 2016 08:46 PM (GRNzr)

600 @573
Fish. Very fatty. Had more than my share of them in Argentina.

Posted by: Stitches at November 08, 2016 08:46 PM (SfzVE)

601 Whoops, spoke too soon.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 08, 2016 08:46 PM (XFS85)

602
I need some Trayvon "drank."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:46 PM (mbhDw)

603 South Carolina called Trump

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared at November 08, 2016 08:46 PM (7N6ox)

604 oOOPS...

FBN: FLORIDA...65% IN

TRUMP: 47.9%
CLINTON: 49.2%

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:46 PM (Enq6K)

605 Florida dips:

49.2 Clinton
47.9 Trump

65% in. Still no panhandle yet. I'm guessing/hoping that was Broward/Miami/Dade?

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 08:46 PM (eM2Uz)

606 >>>>>Drudge is reporting number for FL w/ 54% in.

Trump is up.

The Central Time Zone area of FL is historically R-friendly.

.
.
.
.The Florida panhandle usually votes 110% Republican.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 08:46 PM (iONHu)

607 Wine? 2nd glass, check.

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 08:46 PM (7vTEZ)

608 Trump wins SC

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 08:46 PM (6IPEM)

609 >>> Please clap.
.....

That will never get old.

I honestly think that line was worse than Howard Dean screaming.

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 08:47 PM (71OEY)

610 596.
Yes!!!

Posted by: Martell at November 08, 2016 08:47 PM (Qmwmf)

611 NBC SC to Trump

Posted by: An Observation at November 08, 2016 08:47 PM (1WYLC)

612 SC for Trump

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 08:47 PM (y3aQB)

613 I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 08:47 PM (KQndB)

614 584 Yes, Sherry. I'm aware of that. It's a funny factoid about the church reclassifying them in South America at one point when meat was hard to come by. I don't remember the whole story to it.
Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 08:44 PM (/x6xU)

Supposedly it was due to the guys in the Vatican having to go by missionaries describing the critters (spend most of the time in water, etc.) and being asked whether they were ok to eat during lent, when meat is verboten.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 08, 2016 08:47 PM (92kX2)

615 >>>574 Just talked to my elderly 80+ years old aunt and she said she wrote in Evan McMullin for pres.

Oy.
Posted by: sinalco the deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:43 PM (yODqO)>>>

Easy to cast stupid votes when you won't have to live long with the ramifications.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 08:47 PM (4ueYo)

616 Tomorrow will be the one-year anniversary of my dad passing away. So, regardless of the outcome, I won't be fun to be around on Wednesday.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at November 08, 2016 08:32 PM (rJUlF)

My condolences. That first year is so hard - the first Christmas, the birthdays and so on.

The 9 years following that first year pretty much suck too.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 08, 2016 08:47 PM (2w7OO)

617 Shit.. here I was getting excited for FL.. now I knowing Broward hasn't reported?? shit.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 08:47 PM (CNHr1)

618 Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2016 08:44 PM (xIunr)
The kid is doing fine, he has calluses. He'll learn. His next job is going to be dealing with the DMV and CARB and any other regulator. He'll learn the hard way.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 08:47 PM (Q5Ymk)

619 FBN: FLORIDA...66% IN

TRUMP: 48.2%
CLINTON: 48.9%

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:47 PM (Enq6K)

620 Hills just did a 5 point jump with 10% coming in...
... math is hard, but I'd guess that at least 75% of that 10% voted for Hills.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 08:47 PM (P/kVC)

621 Trump!!!

Over the 50% mark in FLorida!

I called it already.

Add SC and GA to that call by me. Not surprising though.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:47 PM (d76uN)

622 All the major cable news are live streaming tonight on their sites including FNC. Just got to click on watch live

Posted by: Mega at November 08, 2016 08:47 PM (EdXI9)

623 If I get 666, I'm drinking

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 08:48 PM (6IPEM)

624 Trump wins SC!

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:48 PM (zu88C)

625 #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer: "How big is Broward?"

As big as it needs to be... traditionally.

Posted by: Clinton Crime Syndicate at November 08, 2016 08:48 PM (1CroS)

626 How long should we wait for VA.

Posted by: Frfly1 at November 08, 2016 08:48 PM (HBU7W)

627 Ugh stuck at work till 9pm PST!!

NEED. DRINK. NOW.

Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2016 08:48 PM (q177U)

628 631 Trump!!!

Over the 50% mark in FLorida!

I called it already.

Add SC and GA to that call by me. Not surprising though.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:47 PM (d76uN)

Wait, Trump over 50?????? in FL???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:48 PM (mbhDw)

629 Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 08, 2016 08:47 PM (2w7OO)
It never goes away.
My dad would have loved Trump, Semper Fi Dad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 08:48 PM (Q5Ymk)

630 616: Second glass? I'm about to crack open the second bottle....gulp.

Posted by: TehAdmiral at November 08, 2016 08:48 PM (O+RfY)

631 James Carville on NBC having a word fit for the ages, what did he just say?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 08, 2016 08:48 PM (6Ll1u)

632 Drudge:

GA CLINTON 26 TRUMP 73
FL CLINTON 49 TRUMP 48
NC CLINTON 44 TRUMP 54
NH CLINTON 55 TRUMP 41
OH CLINTON 43 TRUMP 53
VA CLINTON 41 TRUMP 54

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 08:48 PM (KQndB)

633

Gack, Dyke Trannie!

Posted by: In Vino Veritis at November 08, 2016 08:48 PM (Mt8T4)

634 I have the Andy Griffith show on as it portrays a much simpler time and I can't stand the talking heads. Having a few beers.

Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2016 08:49 PM (TmVQX)

635 Jeebus. I'm as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:49 PM (PY9jH)

636 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at November 08, 2016 08:49 PM (FqgrG)

637
SeeBS has'nt declared SC

Posted by: Sphynx at November 08, 2016 08:49 PM (a0SQT)

638 What does F5 do?

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 08, 2016 08:49 PM (/22Vh)

639 Florida panhandle is basically South Georgia. Should be OK.

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 08:49 PM (BO/km)

640 If Florida falls will be very early night (for watching) and very long night (for drinking)

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 08:49 PM (7vTEZ)

641 I know it's Gateway Pundit, but there's a bunch of 'malfunctioning' voting machines out there.

(Not to mention a shooting near a polling place in CA.)

Posted by: Obakeinu at November 08, 2016 08:49 PM (ry4ab)

642 It does not look good for Trump in Florida.

Posted by: firehorse at November 08, 2016 08:49 PM (//TVq)

643 @591

My Dad is a tried and true Democrat. From a long line of Democrats. Blue dogs. From a time when unions and Catholics were unquestionably Democrat.

My mom is also a registered Democrat.

Despite what they are officially, their sensibilities and recent voting patterns are much more right-wing. I think if you know your Dad and step-dad, you probably have a sense of their allegiance. I wish you did have that extra day to get your answers, but trust your gut.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 08, 2016 08:49 PM (L67Wq)

644 Damn you Florida. STOP teasing us!

Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2016 08:49 PM (rP2JJ)

645 mitchellvii
08/11/16 19:51
HRC just took lead in FL because Broward EV finally dropped. No trump panhandle yet.

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 08:49 PM (y3aQB)

646 I'm well into the Kool-Aid & Valu-Rite.

Keeping the cyanide chaser aside, for now.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at November 08, 2016 08:50 PM (611Lm)

647 Evidently, the polling places in and around Durham, NC had to go to paper ballots earlier this evening due to some sort of technical glitch. I don't expect NC to be called until very late.

I find it helpful to expect the very worst in these situations. That way, I'm never disappointed.

Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 08:50 PM (W2wn0)

648 G-ddammit, I can't handle another Florida. 2000 was bad enough. I have no faith that this time it would go in anyone's favor except Her High and Mighty Worshipfulness.

Posted by: iwuzhere at November 08, 2016 08:50 PM (GRNzr)

649 at 65% Clinton back up in FL ... by 1% ... but panhandle should change that? weird the big swings

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 08:50 PM (LhGBu)

650 Yeah dont slit your wrist in FL yet

Posted by: The Barrel at November 08, 2016 08:50 PM (JmjOe)

651 Hell, I'm hitting the F5 key like a monkey on crack.

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 08:50 PM (KQndB)

652 They do not want him to win .

I hope his people are monitoring this shit like hawks.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:50 PM (zu88C)

653 Trump lookin good in virginia....do we really need florida...worst case?

Posted by: E.T. at November 08, 2016 08:50 PM (9n0dl)

654
What does F5 do?
Posted by: BacktoGA at November 08, 2016 08:49 PM (/22Vh)

Refresh

Posted by: Deplorable Male Logic at November 08, 2016 08:50 PM (lKyWE)

655 I hate to be speech police, but can we cut the Never Trump bullshit for one night? Save it for tomorrow when you're "right", shithead.

Posted by: Mega at November 08, 2016 08:50 PM (EdXI9)

656

Wang is Up! Wang is Down!

Posted by: Gallagher at November 08, 2016 08:50 PM (Mt8T4)

657 Florida. Again.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 08:50 PM (/tuJf)

658
I'm fucking palpitating now. Ugh!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:50 PM (mbhDw)

659 Why haven't they called NH yet?

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 08:50 PM (2RVmA)

660 666

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 08:50 PM (6IPEM)

661 I knew there was no way Trump had a chance in hell of taking New Hampshire. If hand-wringing were an Olympic event, New Hampshire "conservatives" would sweep all medals.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 08, 2016 08:50 PM (S2VsH)

662 FAb just jumped again

Broward

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:50 PM (d76uN)

663 looks like Gary Johnson is not nearly the numbers that he was getting in the polls.
Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 08:39 PM (OAlmw)

That's almost always the case with minor candidates. And I'll wager Trump got the majority of the lost votes from Johnson.

Posted by: Meremortal, Bigly Matters at November 08, 2016 08:50 PM (3myMJ)

664 He's lost Florida.

Damn.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 08, 2016 08:51 PM (fiGNd)

665 648 @BacktoGA

F5 refreshes the page / tab you're looking at.

Posted by: Obakeinu at November 08, 2016 08:51 PM (ry4ab)

666 Welp, right now I have Trump losing FL in the 2-way race 51-49... This looks pretty bad; hopefully election day voting is MUCH better for him...

Posted by: Skeptical at November 08, 2016 08:51 PM (48qVd)

667
Please, please win FL and OH, because I want to see some LOOONG faces on the news desk

Posted by: Sphynx at November 08, 2016 08:51 PM (a0SQT)

668 Sigh. I can't even get 666

Posted by: L, Elle at November 08, 2016 08:51 PM (6IPEM)

669 "I have the Andy Griffith show on as it portrays a much simpler time..."
============

"I'm Andy Griffith, and I'm shilling for ObamaCare!"

Posted by: Andy Griffith at November 08, 2016 08:51 PM (7Kbxu)

670 WTF? One minute I'm seeing Trump +3 in FL, the next it's -3.

Am I seeing things?

Shit's gettin' real...

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 08:51 PM (EnK/R)

671 Miami dade.
Have they reported yet?
Someone please?

Posted by: Martell at November 08, 2016 08:51 PM (Qmwmf)

672 Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 08:38 PM

Thankfully, I have a laptop. I don't have to choose between you guys and my guy.

Posted by: April at November 08, 2016 08:51 PM (e8PP1)

673 ' I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.'

One 'lude is all I need to get thru this. I'd sleep for three days.

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 08:51 PM (BO/km)

674 The panhandle will put him over the top

Posted by: Fuck you DC at November 08, 2016 08:51 PM (pndC3)

675 The polls are still open in the FL panhandle.

Posted by: Hank at November 08, 2016 08:51 PM (m9v+s)

676 If Hillzebub wins - TEXIT!

If Trump wins - Calexit! ( yes california dot org ) ... no, really. Then the whiny Hwood celebs don't have to move, and we can point out that option to anyone who doesn't like the new President. Move BACK to California! Yeah, I know there are Morons in CA. Maybe the more sane regions can pull a West Virginia and stay with the US. And, start to lay groundwork for TEXIT anyway. Just because.

Either way.... more Moron Meetups. Soon.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 08, 2016 08:51 PM (F4e1g)

677 Thanks I'm an idiot. I thought it was something with Netflix

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 08, 2016 08:51 PM (/22Vh)

678 1% isn't enough for Hilary

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 08:51 PM (2RVmA)

679 VA current - Trump 54%, Clinton 41.2% ~576K votes so far

The shot helped !

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 08:51 PM (tHwdc)

680
What does F5 do?

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 08, 2016 08:49 PM (/22Vh)

When pressed, it *may* launch a hellfire into a certain mansion in Chappaqua. It's just an internet rumor though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:51 PM (PY9jH)

681 I don't know why I'm surprised, but CNN keeps saying that the Trump campaign is worried about Florida. The mask is off.

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 08, 2016 08:52 PM (o38N1)

682 Dade and Broward county are going for Hillary by a bigger margin than Obama in 2012 so Trump needs to pick up more in the rest of the state. I had heard panhandle voting wasn't high so does not look good for Trump.

Posted by: firehorse at November 08, 2016 08:52 PM (//TVq)

683 Basically, exact same results as 2012. What the hell?

Posted by: Skeptical at November 08, 2016 08:52 PM (48qVd)

684 No, no, no.....more effective if you make them cut their own switch off the tree.
Yes, you're correct. That's what they did in an episode of Community when Troy's hard-ass grandma came to visit.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 08, 2016 08:52 PM (xIunr)

685 >>>>Yikes, trump getting destroyed in NH.
.
.
.
.Seriously? New Hampshire is now a suburb of Boston so no surprises there.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 08:52 PM (iONHu)

686 Drudge:

FL CLINTON 50 TRUMP 47

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 08:52 PM (KQndB)

687 What does F5 do?

Updates the comments

Posted by: tu3031 at November 08, 2016 08:52 PM (qJhUV)

688 Pensacola should just sit on the results. Fuck Broward.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:45 PM (mbhDw)

That's what was done in the Walker recall. Waukesha county (very Republican) sat on their votes until Milwaukee and Madison were called. So votes could not be manufactured.

Infuriated the left. I'd like to think other conservative areas learned from that,....,but...

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 08:52 PM (P8951)

689 687.
Panhandle should not report till every other county is in!!!

Posted by: Martell at November 08, 2016 08:52 PM (Qmwmf)

690
Any word out of NY or NJ? As if.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:52 PM (mbhDw)

691
Shoots heroin into eyelid.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 08:52 PM (JmjOe)

692 646 Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.

I believe that is one of the propositions on the California ballot.

Posted by: wooga at November 08, 2016 08:52 PM (GEaCW)

693

He gets the pop vote, she gets the elec college...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 08:52 PM (Mt8T4)

694 646.
Spoilsport.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 08, 2016 08:52 PM (XFS85)

695 Thanks GOPe and Never Trumpets!!!!

Shit is falling on you.

Posted by: Fuck you DC at November 08, 2016 08:52 PM (pndC3)

696 665 Yikes, trump getting destroyed in NH.
Posted by: Waffle man at November 08, 2016 08:50 PM

Yeah, what's up with that? I thought he was leading in several recent polls...

Posted by: Firefly_76 at November 08, 2016 08:52 PM (dAXyx)

697 Lindsey Graham "It's sad. I beat him handily in his own state primary, you'd think he would man up"

He is kind of growing on me, I have to admit.
Posted by: Goldilocks at November 08, 2016 08:25 PM (pOgVG)

That's awesome.

Posted by: Country Boy - Deplorable and proud of it at November 08, 2016 08:53 PM (UJkDW)

698 Shannon Bream is wearing way too many clothes. She needs to get into MeAgain's closet.

Posted by: TehAdmiral at November 08, 2016 08:53 PM (O+RfY)

699 Still no DST.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 08, 2016 08:53 PM (Mt8T4)

700 Pennsylvania polls closing in four minutes.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:53 PM (sdi6R)

701 Comrade! I didn't see hand raised!

Posted by: New York at November 08, 2016 08:53 PM (OhTOr)

702 FBN: FLORIDA...66% IN

TRUMP: 48.2%
CLINTON: 48.9%

Panhandle still voting.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 08:53 PM (v9gSJ)

703
Miami dade.

Have they reported yet?

Someone please?

Posted by: Martell at November 08, 2016 08:51 PM (Qmwmf)

They're basically NYC South. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:53 PM (PY9jH)

704 After 2000, the FL Panhandle knows better than to listen to the networks.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 08:53 PM (XoldI)

705 So that's good news if Broward came in and Trump is only down a few thousand. The panhandle still is voting for another 5 minutes or so.

He can easily make it up. And Broward has shot the Democrat's wad, right?

Posted by: Vanceone at November 08, 2016 08:53 PM (IQzhs)

706 Yikes, trump getting destroyed in NH.

Only 5% in.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 08:54 PM (v9gSJ)

707 Shannon Bream is wearing way too many clothes. She needs to get into MeAgain's closet.
Posted by: TehAdmiral

I noticed that too. However, they are form-fitting, so I do not complain too much.

Posted by: Oedipus...Fuck you...war! at November 08, 2016 08:54 PM (CXLVd)

708 Sigh. I can't even get 666
-----------

You can drink anyway. You have my permission.

Posted by: Mega at November 08, 2016 08:54 PM (EdXI9)

709 Four minutes until we get to vote all the no shows!

Posted by: Fat donk union goon teachers all over PA at November 08, 2016 08:54 PM (OhTOr)

710 Please let Florida go red.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2016 08:54 PM (/4GEs)

711 Trump is up by 10 over hillary in Ohio. the polls were rigged.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 08:54 PM (iONHu)

712 Cool!

The Stars-Jets game is on tonight so I have something besides politics to watch in case the election goes sideways.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 08:54 PM (h1usM)

713 716.

Yes, I know. I live in that shithole.
Have they reported yet?

Posted by: Martell at November 08, 2016 08:54 PM (Qmwmf)

714 >>Shannon Bream is wearing way too many clothes. She needs to get into MeAgain's closet.

Finally. A man with taste.

Shannon makes me feel funny down there.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 08:54 PM (/tuJf)

715 More drops in 2 minutes.

Posted by: james at November 08, 2016 08:54 PM (jxw6R)

716 According to http://www.politico.com/2012-election/results/president/florida/

2012 Broward County = Obama winning 67.2% (507,430 votes)

Current tonight: Hillary winning 69.6% (422,936)

Me = unsure if tonight's total is final

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 08:55 PM (7vTEZ)

717 Coulter had Trump win without FL, via rust belt surge ...

makes sense ... jobs ... MI, even WI or MN ... virgin territory

did CAC call FL?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 08:55 PM (LhGBu)

718 He gets the pop vote, she gets the elec college...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 08:52 PM (Mt8T4)

And magically the left will love the electoral college again.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 08:55 PM (/1KcA)

719 Broward in (all or most). Hillary 70%.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 08:55 PM (hA1V+)

720

the ongoing saga of the system is rigged

Indiana Pastors Caught on Camera Paying for People to Go to Polls and Vote Democrat

The latest Project Veritas video is proof of pastors being paid by political operatives to get their congregants to the polls. They'll even pay for the congregants to be bussed to the polls and to grab lunch, as long as they all agree to vote Democrat. These churches could very easily lose their tax-exempt status over what we see in this video.

all across the country, democrats are cheating

pjmedia

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 08:55 PM (qCMvj)

721 Drinking and watching Top Gear. Much less stressful this way.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 08, 2016 08:55 PM (+eR2D)

722 600 I am a cord cutter - anybody know of good live video stream coverage for election results (non-liberal hack)?

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius

I'm on NYT site, they are doing a good job, plus there are many links if you look at all major news sites

Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:55 PM (pxwEr)

723 "669 Florida. Again."

Yeah. We may not know until the a.m. unless the networks have internals that prompt an early call. If this thing locks up, the Horde needs to stock up on cash, gasoline, condoms and ammo.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 08, 2016 08:55 PM (slF6+)

724 What does F5 do?

Mach 1.6 according to the specs.

Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at November 08, 2016 08:56 PM (kATU+)

725 Welp, right now I have Trump losing FL in the 2-way
race 51-49... This looks pretty bad; hopefully election day voting is
MUCH better for him...

Posted by: Skeptical at November 08, 2016 08:51 PM (48qVd)
==============================================

I don't recall seeing your name here before tonight. And each post I've seen from you, maybe a half-dozen or so, are designed towards depressing the Trump crowd. So who are you and why are you here?

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 08:56 PM (dFi94)

726 A strategic error was Trump not changing his name to "Free Shit."

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 08:56 PM (OhTOr)

727 Crazy that Rubio is winning easy plus 350k while Trump down 160k.

Thanks Never Trumper and GOPe scum!!!!

Posted by: Fuck you DC at November 08, 2016 08:56 PM (pndC3)

728 727: Exactly. Shannon just flat out gits it dun.

Posted by: TehAdmiral at November 08, 2016 08:56 PM (O+RfY)

729 >>> Basically, exact same results as 2012. What the hell?
.....

Shit, I've been saying this since 2008: Because 52%+ of the U.S. are 100% behind free shit and fairness.

If a virus killed the entire media and every elected everyone tomorrow, the next election would result in exactly the same country.

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 08:56 PM (71OEY)

730

Broward will go more Hitlery than Obummer, as she is white...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 08:56 PM (Mt8T4)

731 It's on like Donkey Kong. Need to get some more sweet tea.

Posted by: Uncle Si at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (PJAtA)

732 What the hell is wrong with Vermont?

Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (CFc5L)

733 735 Um.....thanks, but see note about no liberal hack sites. NYT? Really?

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (7vTEZ)

734 Hate to say it, but CNN is pretty good.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (XFS85)

735
Shannon makes me feel funny down there.
----------------

Ainsley and Jenna Lee. Preferably together.

Posted by: Mega at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (EdXI9)

736 737 Crazy that Rubio is winning easy plus 350k while Trump down 160k.

Thanks Never Trumper and GOPe scum!!!!
Posted by: Fuck you DC at November 08, 2016 08:56 PM (pndC3

That makes no sense. Most folk usually vote straight ticket no matter what.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (mbhDw)

737 >>>>Trump is up by 10 over hillary in Ohio. the polls were rigged.
.
.
.
.Sorry make that up by 12 over hillary now. The last RCP poll had Trump up by 2 in Ohio. And Cleveland's votes have already been counted.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (iONHu)

738 Broward friends of Hillary probably still filling in ballots in backroom

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (LhGBu)

739

Floridians...

never thought Trump would lose FL

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (qCMvj)

740 Tennessee for Trump

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (zu88C)

741 Trump has TN, the Beast RI.

Per Fox Bidness.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (PY9jH)

742 Tombstone on CMT.

Posted by: rickb223 Je suis AoSHQ! at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (2w7OO)

743 576 Rubio lost the primary before it even began. Blowing Chuck Schumer was never going to be a winning move.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at November 08, 2016 08:41 PM (R+30W)

------------
I know, right?! I was like, HOLY CRAP MARCO, WHATWHATWHAT???
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 08:43 PM (tHwdc)

Had he not done that, he quite possibly would have been walking away with this.

But we are a fallen people.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (tapYd)

744 It's over DC called for Hillary.

Posted by: james at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (jxw6R)

745 cnn.com, sorry.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (XFS85)

746 Clinton wins Illinois. Going to be a short night!

Posted by: Poll Troll Idiot at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (ef6pV)

747 Anyone else buy firearms this week?
Not in a militia type way, but more of a what-the-hell-else-can-I-do kind of way?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (OhTOr)

748 Woot. Missouri called for Trump.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (JmjOe)

749 Grammie - maybe your drink could be called the "Grammie Slammy" or the "Winger-Ding-Dinger" ?

Posted by: Cheri at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (TmVQX)

750 Bullshit scogg.

Trump has already cut the FAB lead in half.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (d76uN)

751 Broward friends of Hillary probably still filling in ballots in backroom
Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (LhGBu)

hey, if you're doing it 24/7 for weeks on end, that's a lot of fraudulent votes

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 08:58 PM (qCMvj)

752 The Beast has MA and Joey Paste Eater's state.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:58 PM (PY9jH)

753 724 not 727...,, I blame the second bottle of wine

Posted by: TehAdmiral at November 08, 2016 08:58 PM (O+RfY)

754 What the hell is wrong with R.I.?

Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 08:58 PM (CFc5L)

755 737
Crazy that Rubio is winning easy plus 350k while Trump down 160k.

Thanks Never Trumper and GOPe scum!!!!

Posted by: Fuck you DC at November 08, 2016 08:56 PM (pndC3)
Those are the younger Cubans voting for Rubio and Clinton.

Posted by: firehorse at November 08, 2016 08:58 PM (//TVq)

756
ajjaffe
08/11/16 19:40
NBC News Ohio Exit Pol Who would better handle the economy:
TRUMP 49
CLINTON 45

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 08:58 PM (y3aQB)

757 Florida is must win for the Donald. I don't see him winning without it.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 08:58 PM (ef6pV)

758 I'm tired of telling people that all of FL hasn't reported yet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 08:58 PM (v9gSJ)

759 Ups and downs.

Can't take em. Please go away.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 08:58 PM (d76uN)

760 Well, there goes my vote. Rhode Island just got called for Hillary the second polls were called.

Unexpectedly.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 08:58 PM (/tuJf)

761 What the hell is wrong with MA?

Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 08:58 PM (CFc5L)

762 Hahaha... remember a few months ago when Trump was going to flip NJ?

Yeah. About that.

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 08:58 PM (71OEY)

763 "...Nutria are rodents..."

I'm glad somebody cleared that up for me. I thought it was that hazelnut(?) spread popular in, like, Australia or England or somewhere weird like that....

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 08, 2016 08:58 PM (5a8XA)

764 FBN calling Duckworth win in Illinois over Kirk.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:59 PM (Enq6K)

765 What the hell is wrong with Vermont?

Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (CFc5L)
===========================================

It's the French.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 08:59 PM (dFi94)

766 I cant believe I have gone Alt Right. I am really done with he GOPe. I hope its McMuffin, Kristol et al that form some loser third party. Trumpism should live on in the Republican party.

Posted by: Dr. Zaius MD at November 08, 2016 08:59 PM (N0zEO)

767 Fox calls Mark Kirk unseated as Senator. Did we dislike him?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 08:59 PM (ef6pV)

768 Lost one senate seat.

Posted by: jaimo at November 08, 2016 08:59 PM (eDc0r)

769
Thanks Never Trumper and GOPe scum!!!!

++++

please clap

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 08, 2016 08:59 PM (U0lQa)

770 'What the hell is wrong with MA?'

I dunno she's always been like that.

Posted by: PA at November 08, 2016 08:59 PM (BO/km)

771 2012 Broward County = Obama winning 67.2% (507,430 votes)

Current tonight: Hillary winning 69.6% (422,936)

Me = unsure if tonight's total is final
Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 08:55 PM (7vTEZ)

Weird... higher percentage... but 80K LESS votes than Obama...

and its the total votes that matters...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 08, 2016 09:00 PM (qf6WZ)

772 742 What the hell is wrong with Vermont?
Posted by: washrivergal at November 08, 2016 08:57 PM (CFc5L)

Did you really expect Vermont would go for Trump?

It's full of Mary Cloggensteins!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V(deplorably brandishing ampersands&&&&and so there at November 08, 2016 09:00 PM (P8951)

773 Lost one senate seat.

Picked up Bayh's.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 09:00 PM (v9gSJ)

774 fox business live stream for the cord cutters:

http://tinyurl.com/owcfmyh

Posted by: brak at November 08, 2016 09:00 PM (guIHw)

775 FBN calling Duckworth win in Illinois over Kirk.

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:59 PM (Enq6K)
========================================

Kirk was a louse, so not a big loss other than the Senate count. He really was bad. Still.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:00 PM (dFi94)

776 Mark Kirk was a #NeverTrumper, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:00 PM (PY9jH)

777 I have seen Nutria in LA. They are rats the size of large pigs. They are not fish!

Posted by: Dr. Zaius MD at November 08, 2016 09:00 PM (N0zEO)

778 There was some talking head that said the numbers of new Hispanic voters in South Florida was up big time.

Any idea on how strict the verification for these new Hispanic voters was? Grrr...

Posted by: TickledPink at November 08, 2016 09:00 PM (L67Wq)

779 Drinking and watching Top Gear. Much less stressful this way.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 08, 2016 08:55 PM (+eR2D)

we watched a couple of Grinders

I'm going to watch a Murdoch Mysteries

can't watch the country go down

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 09:00 PM (qCMvj)

780 Forget alcohol. I'm gorging on chocolate.

Posted by: iwuzhere at November 08, 2016 09:00 PM (GRNzr)

781 What the hell is wrong with MA?
....

One word: Kennedy

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 09:00 PM (71OEY)

782 I'm 33 years old and 140k in student debt. I'm not married, no kids.

I have just decided that if HRC wins, I will not have kids. My goal will be to squirrel away enough money to get myself through the decline and that's it.

No sense bringing in a new generation into this mess.

Posted by: Iasonas at November 08, 2016 09:00 PM (yANQt)

783
If they packed the Panhandle with illegals....

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:00 PM (zu88C)

784 The Panhandle!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 08, 2016 09:00 PM (S6Pax)

785
Mark Kirk was a #NeverTrumper, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:00 PM (PY9jH)
===============================

He was a #NeverBrainCell

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:00 PM (dFi94)

786 Well Kirk ran against Trmp

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 09:01 PM (JmjOe)

787 776 FBN calling Duckworth win in Illinois over Kirk.
Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 08:59 PM (Enq6K)

Not that Sad. He almost never voted right on big issues. I think the Dems let him have that seat for a few years as some backroom deal.

Posted by: Keith not a one-named troll at November 08, 2016 09:01 PM (USf3s)

788 >>What the hell is wrong with MA?

How much time you got?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 09:01 PM (/tuJf)

789 fuck the mark kirk

Posted by: Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich at November 08, 2016 09:01 PM (U0lQa)

790 I'm glad somebody cleared that up for me. I thought it was that hazelnut(?) spread popular in, like, Australia or England or somewhere weird like that....
Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 08, 2016 08:58 PM (5a8XA)

mmmmmmmmmmnutella....

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 09:01 PM (/1KcA)

791 643 Jeebus. I'm as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 08:49 PM (PY9jH)

LOL

Posted by: CNN at November 08, 2016 09:01 PM (4ErVI)

792
Well, I did my duty as much as I could this morning in a deep Red state...

Holding my breath now.

I'll breath again, before I turn Blue...

Posted by: Spun and Murky at November 08, 2016 09:01 PM (4DCSq)

793 Weird... higher percentage... but 80K LESS votes than Obama...

and its the total votes that matters...
Posted by: Don Q. at November 08, 2016 09:00 PM (qf6WZ)

absolutely! If it's final and 80K less votes. That works for me.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 09:01 PM (OAlmw)

794 Trump's only down 100K in FL with the panhandle to report.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 09:01 PM (v9gSJ)

795 Forget alcohol. I'm gorging on chocolate.

Posted by: iwuzhere at November 08, 2016 09:00 PM (GRNzr)
======================================

I've got a box of Fannie Mays right next to me.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (dFi94)

796 Fox calls Mark Kirk unseated as Senator. Did we dislike him?
---
Yes very much.

Dude campaigned with Dick Durbin because it was important to keep IL connected to the levers of power in the Senate plus a lot of crap votes.

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (3Liv/)

797

Gold, Silver, Steel, Lead.

Wash, rinse, repeat...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (Mt8T4)

798 The panhandle will come!

Posted by: PA at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (BO/km)

799 "Night Court" reruns on Laff

Posted by: Armando at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (HRm/K)

800 Someone give me hope for Florida please.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (ciTDw)

801 Tightening in Florida.

The Panhandle!!

Repeat after me.

The Panhandle.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (S6Pax)

802 49.1 Clinton
48.0 Trump

Broward and Miami Dade all in. Just waiting for panhandle.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (eM2Uz)

803 761 Bullshit scogg.

No ... double bullshit to you.

My Karma says Hillary !!!

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (fiGNd)

804 How's it looking for Trump in FL right now?

Posted by: Democrats are evil! at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (xB7fY)

805 FBN calling Duckworth win in Illinois over Kirk."

Awwww.....Isn't that a shame. I'll lose exactly zero minutes sleep of it.

We couldn't lose what we never had.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (d76uN)

806 773. Sigh. Must be the water? I drink bottled.
Remember how many times Ted was reflected? It's a weird place, what can we say?

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (3CFdj)

807 807 Trump's only down 100K in FL with the panhandle to report.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 09:01 PM (v9gSJ)

But how many votes are in the panhandle?

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (sdi6R)

808 OH isn't looking good for Trump so far either.

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (71OEY)

809 Trump back to within one in Florida

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (JmjOe)

810 Wine is poured. Praying.

Posted by: Scout at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (ukad2)

811 Jane D'oh wins the F5 definition

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (/22Vh)

812 Florida's going to be close. None of the panhandle in. Trump has a shot if he really performs well in panhandle.

Which BTW is the message Donald Trump Jr put out this afternoon.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (hA1V+)

813
Fuck the glass. Im chugging from the bottle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (mbhDw)

814 Mark Kirk is no big loss.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 08, 2016 09:03 PM (+eR2D)

815 Cool, long time since I'd seen a live shot of Winnipeg.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 09:03 PM (h1usM)

816 Panhandle sounding more and more like a unicorn.

Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2016 09:03 PM (q177U)

817 Yes very much.

Dude campaigned with Dick Durbin because it was important to keep IL connected to the levers of power in the Senate plus a lot of crap votes.
Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (3Liv/)

Excellent. Fuck that guy.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 09:03 PM (ef6pV)

818 What the heck just changed in Ohio? Trump was way up with Cleveland numbers already reported now he is down by 8?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 08, 2016 09:03 PM (iONHu)

819 Please panhandle. ..don't steiner us

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 08, 2016 09:03 PM (0LQ4f)

820 Florida...

SO close....

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:03 PM (zu88C)

821 Vt, Mass, NJ, Del, Md, DC - Shrillary
Politico

Posted by: m at November 08, 2016 09:03 PM (/4GEs)

822 Ugh. He's losing OH and FL. I guess they're really not purple anymore.

Posted by: Deplorably Rusty Nail at November 08, 2016 09:03 PM (S2VsH)

823 Hilly down to 55K in FL.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 09:03 PM (v9gSJ)

824 48.9 Clinton
48.2 Trump

78% in. Panhandle coming in now.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 09:03 PM (eM2Uz)

825 We have learned that a plane full of Hillary Clinton ballots has just emerged from a black hole to deliver its votes to Broward County.

Posted by: CNN at November 08, 2016 09:04 PM (GfPSp)

826 48.9 C to 48.2 T with 78% in in FL (per CNN)

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:04 PM (4ueYo)

827 FBN: FLORIDA 78% IN

TRUMP: 48.2%
CLINTON: 48.9%

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:04 PM (Enq6K)

828 Dammit, FL.

Just because you're shaped like a limp dick.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:04 PM (PY9jH)

829 @768 Florida is must win for the Donald. I don't see him winning without it.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 08:58 PM (ef6pV)

I see a very, very narrow path. See my #355.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 09:04 PM (EnK/R)

830 That 300k FAB lead in Florida is shrunk to just over 85k

Lots of votes still not counted but should start shortly.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 09:04 PM (d76uN)

831 Time for scotch no. 2

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 09:04 PM (LojpD)

832 Wait for it...

Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2016 09:04 PM (q177U)

833 Perhaps the greatest benefit from a Hillary loss would be to see that vein in Carville's head finally, actually explode out of his head and spray the studio like a rogue firehose until he collapsed off his chair.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 09:04 PM (OhTOr)

834 Trump down by 7% in N. Carolina with 50% of the state counted.

Is this the urban areas first, and more rural areas later, or what?

If Trump doesn't take both N. Carolina and Florida, methinks it is over.
Ohio won't matter.

Tightening in Florida.....again.
Separated by 0.7% and closing.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 08, 2016 09:04 PM (S6Pax)

835 grammie, I'm eating an Oreo Klondike bar. Yum. By the way, congratulations to the Cubs. From a lifelong Cardinals fan.

Posted by: iwuzhere at November 08, 2016 09:04 PM (GRNzr)

836 33%, VA - Trump leading by 11%.

Please God, don't tease me.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:04 PM (tHwdc)

837 Lord please get us FL. It cannot end like this.

Posted by: Eli Cash at November 08, 2016 09:05 PM (Dc/ui)

838 panhandle starting to come in, says Miami Dade is 0% in, but there are 800,000 votes in, so seems like a bit more than 0%

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:05 PM (4ueYo)

839 "789 I have seen Nutria in LA. They are rats the size of large pigs. They are not fish!"

No they arent fish and they were introduced here as a foreign species much like Clinton became a New Yorker to run for Senate. No natural predators either, thats why theyre such a nuisance. Just like Clinton.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 08, 2016 09:05 PM (Zfk8a)

840 So if Florida is this close, I cannot imagine MI or PA or any others in play. Without NH, he's toast right?

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 08, 2016 09:05 PM (/22Vh)

841 Fox has Clinton ahead in Ohio and North Carolina, I think. They breezed past the numbers and I'm a little drunk.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 08, 2016 09:05 PM (ef6pV)

842 Come on Florida.... I don't want to drink myself into a stupor this early in the night.... At least make it competitive...

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 09:05 PM (7vTEZ)

843 Awwww.....Isn't that a shame. I'll lose exactly zero minutes sleep of it.

We couldn't lose what we never had.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (d76uN)
=============================================

I have the feeling that we're going to get Feingold back. For a couple of brief and shining years, I lived in a red state. Now, we're going to look more like you, with extra cheese.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:05 PM (dFi94)

844

Karl practices yoga so he can munch his own ass.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 09:05 PM (Mt8T4)

845 But how many votes are in the panhandle?

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (sdi6R)

100,001

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 08, 2016 09:05 PM (4ErVI)

846 lmao @ Jane! Seriously.. I laughed. Out loud.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 09:05 PM (CNHr1)

847 No. Don't go down.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 08, 2016 09:05 PM (gTQoY)

848 I am always amazed how many stupid people are out there who vote for the FAB.

Selfish, greedy, ignorant people.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 08, 2016 09:06 PM (ej1L0)

849 No Florida is 49.2% Hillary, 47.8% Trump. Going further.

Posted by: BacktoGA at November 08, 2016 09:06 PM (/22Vh)

850 Ah, there. Miami Dade 80% in.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:06 PM (4ueYo)

851 Fuck this, I'm out for a while, can't take this.

Praying for mercy, if only for my dad who deserves better than to spend is last years in this shit.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 08, 2016 09:06 PM (vyqqu)

852 Tightening in Florida.....again.

Separated by 0.7% and closing.

So, lots of votes being found in poll-workers' car trunks, huh.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 08, 2016 09:06 PM (8mIih)

853 H: "The panhandle will put him over the top..."

*nervous look*: "Um, Mein Feuhrer..."

Posted by: mindful webworker - click here for silly election video at November 08, 2016 09:06 PM (5a8XA)

854 I'm looking here for current Florida results: http://townhall.com/election/2016/president/fl/county

Versus here for Obama's 2012 results:http://www.politico.com/2012-election/results/president/florida/

Looking for vote totals in big blue counties....

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 09:07 PM (7vTEZ)

855 The Panhandle!!

It's the Panhandle ....again!!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 08, 2016 09:07 PM (S6Pax)

856
grammie, I'm eating an Oreo Klondike bar. Yum. By the way, congratulations to the Cubs. From a lifelong Cardinals fan.

Posted by: iwuzhere at November 08, 2016 09:04 PM (GRNzr)
========================================

Thank you, I appreciate that. One of the top five experiences of my life. It may have even edged out the birth of one of my lesser children.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:07 PM (dFi94)

857 872 I have the same sinking feeling that I had in 2012...
Posted by: Joekenha at November 08, 2016 09:06 PM (Xyrfo)

I wish it was the same sinking feeling we had in '04 instead.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 09:07 PM (mbhDw)

858 Broward 600k votes in, but says 0% in

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:07 PM (4ueYo)

859
lmao @ Jane! Seriously.. I laughed. Out loud.

Posted by: DeplorableJewells45 at November 08, 2016 09:05 PM (CNHr1)

I do what I can.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:07 PM (PY9jH)

860 872 I have the same sinking feeling that I had in 2012...
Posted by: Joekenha at November 08, 2016 09:06 PM (Xyrfo)

I swore on a stack that I wouldn't let it get to me this year. Failing.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 09:07 PM (/1KcA)

861 H 48.9 to T 8.1

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:07 PM (zu88C)

862 I'm looking forward to 4 years of Clinton criminality, aren't you?

Posted by: Iasonas at November 08, 2016 09:07 PM (yANQt)

863
But how many votes are in the panhandle?

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:02 PM (sdi6R)

How many ya need?

*opens trunk*

Posted by: DNC Staffer at November 08, 2016 09:07 PM (guIHw)

864 Kasich sucks. Just putting that out there.

Posted by: MTF at November 08, 2016 09:08 PM (sCBEO)

865 Florida continues to tighten

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 09:08 PM (LojpD)

866
H 48.8 to T 48.2

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:08 PM (zu88C)

867 C'mon, Xanax... Kick in!

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 08, 2016 09:08 PM (jV8Mq)

868 FBN: FLORIDA 84% IN

TRUMP: 48.2%
CLINTON: 48.8%

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:08 PM (Enq6K)

869 @849, the map I saw of NC had both Raleigh and Charlotte already reporting and blue, so the rest of the state should be rural.

Posted by: sunny-dee at November 08, 2016 09:08 PM (QAOZh)

870 The Panhandle is closing the gap to 50K.

Gees.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 09:08 PM (G8TO0)

871 FL now 48.8 H, 48.2 T

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 09:08 PM (71OEY)

872 Florida continues to tighten

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 09:08 PM (LojpD)

Let's hope it gets wood...for Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:08 PM (PY9jH)

873 887 Florida continues to tighten
Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 09:08 PM (LojpD)

Roman Polanski will want to hit it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 09:08 PM (mbhDw)

874

drudge went red on FL

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 09:08 PM (qCMvj)

875 This is not good.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 09:09 PM (/tuJf)

876 If voting actually mattered they wouldn't let us.

Trump was too much of a threat to the system.

Posted by: brak at November 08, 2016 09:09 PM (guIHw)

877 The only way Clinton outperforms Obama in FL and OH is through fraud.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 09:09 PM (XoldI)

878 I'm pacing back and forth with a beer in my hand.

I also do that for UK football. That shit never turns out well.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 08, 2016 09:09 PM (fiGNd)

879 887 Florida continues to tighten

Me too.

Posted by: freaked at November 08, 2016 09:09 PM (BO/km)

880 883 Clinton outperforming Obama in FL and OH

Posted by: PRNDL at November 08, 2016 09:07 PM (fcCPH
============================

Interestingly, FBN was just saying the opposite. But, unlike you, they were using numbers so they're probably full of shit. Right, one name troll?

Posted by: MTF at November 08, 2016 09:09 PM (sCBEO)

881 >>811 The panhandle will come!
Posted by: PA

Sign me up!!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 08, 2016 09:09 PM (a0SQT)

882

nope, it is all about gotv, doesn't matter what the country does, it's a moment in time

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 09:09 PM (qCMvj)

883 Dammit, wine. Why aren't you working????

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:09 PM (PY9jH)

884 H 48.6 to T 48.4 85%

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (zu88C)

885 886 I'll drink some wine every time a "Katich Sucks" comment crosses the AOS wire tonight.

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (7vTEZ)

886 I was a wreck in 2012.
This year I feel mysteriously calm. I don't know why though.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (+eR2D)

887 903 Exit polls from PBS say VA and PA are totally Hillary.

That would demolish Trump's road to 270.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 08, 2016 09:09 PM (QPfiT)

Call me with confirmed results, schmuck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (mbhDw)

888 FBN: 48.6 to 48.4 (Clinton leading)

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (LojpD)

889 Could Trump lose the EC but win the popular vote?

Posted by: Iasonas at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (yANQt)

890 Frank Luntz has called it for Cankles. Eye roll.

Posted by: Scout at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (ukad2)

891 Rubio is cruising to re-election.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (/tuJf)

892 the rest of the state should be rural.
Posted by: sunny-dee

Let's do the tighten up!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (S6Pax)

893 >>865 Maybe Luntz was right and it was a demographic problem again

The whole nation is a demographic problem. We are being replaced.

Posted by: bananaDream at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (Ag8Mw)

894 899 The only way Clinton outperforms Obama in FL and OH is through fraud.

Or a strap-on.

Posted by: wooga at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (GEaCW)

895 Calling FL for rubio

Posted by: Kreplach at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (SLk8c)

896 Trump back within two tenths of a percent with 14 to go

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (3Liv/)

897 What happened to aceofspadeshq election results team

Posted by: Rt at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (Wdj2V)

898
I am always amazed how many stupid people are out there who vote for the FAB.
Selfish, greedy, ignorant people.

I hope she ends up drafting them into the cannon fodder brigade.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (IqV8l)

899 VA 41.23% reporting - Trump still ahead by 10.28%

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (tHwdc)

900 Rubio won. I guess people are splitting tickets

Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (rP2JJ)

901 Jasper! Mommy's private area is not to be sniffed!

Posted by: Dana Perino at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (FXW24)

902

I for one welcome our new Clinton overlords and ask that they please allow us to pay more than required in taxes and give my household possessions to needy welfare mothers...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (Mt8T4)

903 H 48.5 to T 48.5 86%

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (zu88C)

904 48.5 TIED in FLA!

Posted by: IrishEi at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (eM2Uz)

905 Florida looks done for, so might as well grab a bottle of valu-rite and watch . . . someone mentioned world of warcraft. That can't be as stupid as millions of people voting for Clinton, right?

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (4ueYo)

906 FBN: 48.5 to 48.5

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (LojpD)

907 Anybody got coal? My ass could make a diamond right now

Posted by: A deplorable dude in MI at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (0LQ4f)

908 I dunno. I feel like the election is just one big fraud, a show put on by the Democrats and the Media to make us think we have a "choice." The Dems and the Media were really shocked in 2004, guess they figured they didn't work hard enough. They have not relented since.

Sixteen day sober streak, broken tonight (by me).

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 08, 2016 09:11 PM (8mIih)

909 How the fuck is Trump down 7% in North Carolina?

Posted by: Bill Wynne at November 08, 2016 09:11 PM (IKsp1)

910 Rubio held his seat.

Posted by: Weird Nick at November 08, 2016 09:11 PM (nb8Yl)

911 FL now tied!

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 09:11 PM (3Liv/)

912 Trump now ahead in FL with some more panhandle to go

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 08, 2016 09:11 PM (SIY7D)

913 Come on Panhandle!!!!

Posted by: Fuck you DC at November 08, 2016 09:11 PM (pndC3)

914 And now.....it's tied in Florida!

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 08, 2016 09:11 PM (S6Pax)

915 Temper your expectations. Trust in God. Or booze. Or both.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 08, 2016 09:11 PM (FqgrG)

916 And here are the poll trolls.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 09:11 PM (v9gSJ)

917 I can't believe 27,000+ retards voted for Egg McMuffin so far. Jeebus.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 08, 2016 09:11 PM (+eR2D)

918 Holy God Trump ahead by a mere 500+ votes in FL

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 09:11 PM (G8TO0)

919 you guys are killing me. One post is negative, the next post is positive.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 08, 2016 09:11 PM (JmjOe)

920 FIVE SECONDS AGO Trump just passed Hillary in the Florida voting!

AND THE ONLY REMAINING PRECINCTS ARE IN THE PANHANDLE!!!!! TRUMP COUNTRY!!!!!!

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:11 PM (jBuUi)

921 Somewhere, deep beneath a volcano, George Soros is stroking his cat.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 09:11 PM (OhTOr)

922 over/under on the MFM fucking with the numbers because they can?

ima go with 99.9999

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 08, 2016 09:11 PM (sm9eL)

923 FBN has Trump tied now in Fl

Posted by: Iblis at November 08, 2016 09:11 PM (rP2JJ)

924 I really DO need a drink!!!!!

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 09:11 PM (EnK/R)

925 Trump up by 700 in Fla

Posted by: Done at November 08, 2016 09:11 PM (VjZ79)

926
spooky whaleiam* 6 minutes ago

FUCK TRUMP FUCK TRUMP FUCK TRUMP FUCK TRUMP FUCK TRUMP FUCK TRUMP FUCK TRUMP FUCK TRUMP FUCK TRUMP FUCK TRUMP FUCK TRUMP FUCK TRUMP

twitter.com/sinamonnroII/status/796156460581486593

Oh, do click for his profile pic.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at November 08, 2016 09:11 PM (kdS6q)

927 86% in Trump +700 votes....

Juan, get another box of ballets from the trunk.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 09:11 PM (P/kVC)

928
Could Trump lose the EC but win the popular vote?
Posted by: Iasonas

That never happens.

Posted by: Al Gore at November 08, 2016 09:12 PM (IqV8l)

929 >>>894

drudge went red on FL
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 09:08 PM (qCMvj)

Cool.

Posted by: m at November 08, 2016 09:12 PM (/4GEs)

930 Well, Trump is up 740 votes in Florida, at the moment.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 08, 2016 09:12 PM (ADIwO)

931 Rubio has 200k more votes than Trump

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:12 PM (4ueYo)

932 Fucking Florida -- LET'S DO THIS

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 09:12 PM (LojpD)

933 Trump just moved into lead in Florida, with 86% in

Posted by: wooga at November 08, 2016 09:12 PM (GEaCW)

934 This year I feel mysteriously calm. I don't know why though.
Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (+eR2D)

same here

I am getting to the point where I just don't care anymore. It's all so corrupt.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 09:12 PM (qCMvj)

935 GOAL!!!!

Go Jets go!

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 09:12 PM (h1usM)

936 Miami-Dade getting all their loose ballets from out back...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 09:13 PM (P/kVC)

937 Still early, but not good news. Guiliani also seems like he is trying to put on a brave face.

Posted by: PRNDL at November 08, 2016 09:10 PM (fcCPH)
==========================================

Who are all these strange people? I swear I have never seen half of these vote-casters in my life.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:13 PM (dFi94)

938 ...down 400. :/

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 08, 2016 09:13 PM (ADIwO)

939 That's funny my friend who lives in Sarasota voted for trump but didn't for Rubio.

Posted by: jaimo at November 08, 2016 09:13 PM (eDc0r)

940 Fox 's continuous shilling for amnesty keeps on keepin' on.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 08, 2016 09:13 PM (slF6+)

941 What's the cure for Florida whiplash?

Posted by: RioBravo at November 08, 2016 09:13 PM (NUqwG)

942 Broward and Palm Beach have a pile of votes for Clinton still, I'm sure.

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:13 PM (4ueYo)

943 MeAgain favorite theme tonight is gender gap, "I told you so."

Nasty woman.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 09:13 PM (hA1V+)

944 What's the deal, North Carolina?

Posted by: iwuzhere at November 08, 2016 09:13 PM (GRNzr)

945 Rubio has 200k more votes than Trump
Posted by: gm

Trump was fucking around in Minnesota the last weekend.

That was dumb.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 08, 2016 09:13 PM (S6Pax)

946 I dunno. I feel like the election is just one big fraud, a show put on
by the Democrats and the Media to make us think we have a "choice." The
Dems and the Media were really shocked in 2004, guess they figured they
didn't work hard enough. They have not relented since.

agreed

Posted by: brak at November 08, 2016 09:13 PM (guIHw)

947 I am getting to the point where I just don't care anymore. It's all so corrupt.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 09:12 PM (qCMvj)

Shit sandwich or shit souffle, take your pick.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 09:13 PM (/1KcA)

948
Well, Trump is up 740 votes in Florida, at the moment.

That's well within the margin of Toyota.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 08, 2016 09:13 PM (IqV8l)

949 fox calls it for RUBIO... should be good for Trump...... right?.... crickets

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 09:13 PM (7vTEZ)

950 ima dump the cat boxes, take out the trash cans, eat dinner, drink a few beers with dinner, and have another martini or three, then come back and see what's going on.

i refuse to go through the up and down torture of the media, who gets their rocks off doing this shit.

F them

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (sm9eL)

951 87% in, Clinton +1,684 in Florida...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (7A4qQ)

952 rove said we win FL ... fwiw

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (LhGBu)

953 I think Trump is close enough to ask for a recount in FL now if need be.

Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (G8TO0)

954 Florida separated by less than 1500 votes.

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (zu88C)

955 Florida is tied, but it looks like all the big Dem counties are in and now it is the gop panhandle left. Is that good news?

Posted by: southdakotaboy at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (yh4lQ)

956 Posted by: jaimo at November 08, 2016 09:13 PM (eDc0r)

Your friend needs to post here.

Posted by: Iasonas at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (yANQt)

957 Posted by: southern by the grace of I95 at November 08, 2016 09:13 PM (cQChq)
Oh, whatever.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (Q5Ymk)

958 Probably will get stomped, but one last posting of the 2016 Election Mascot, Walter:

https://youtu.be/6aHjgnQ8IR0

Good luck everyone.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (wB8Tg)

959 I'm just triangulating through the blogs.
What's the news on Ohio.
Doesn't Trump need both Ohio and FL?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (OhTOr)

960 Is the AoSHQ Decision Desk website active? Seems kind of ...static....

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (br2jI)

961 Evan Bayh is going down

Unsurprisingly, apparently Madonna isn't.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (yjmRY)

962 963 MeAgain favorite theme tonight is gender gap, "I told you so."

Nasty woman.
Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 09:13 PM (hA1V+)

Saw a commercial earlier today where she's gonna be on Dr. Phil. LOL.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (/1KcA)

963 Tied in Florida ... 15% left.

All in the panhandle ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (fiGNd)

964 oh, and if the FAB does win, i'm taking back the American flag a i bought today...

i won't be needing it any time soon.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (sm9eL)

965 FBN giving us "bellweather county" BS.

I thought you guys were better than that!

Where's Lou Dobbs? I NEED Lou Dobbs!!!!

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (EnK/R)

966 If Florida does not go Trump, we are kicking the University of Florida out of the SEC.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (edBdg)

967 So assuming Trump holds Florida, he'll probably do enough to take this until we get Colorado/Nevada results. Unless NH flips earlier for him. But everything looks to be going along the "no tossups" map on RCP from Sunday.

Posted by: wooga at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (GEaCW)

968 I hope Morty and Helen remembered to vote.

Posted by: Jerry at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (HgMAr)

969 120 votes apart in FL

Insane

Posted by: Methos at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (3Liv/)

970 Less than 100 votes apart!

Posted by: Mortimer, negative, dark, divisive and deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (zu88C)

971 -115 votes!!!

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 08, 2016 09:15 PM (ADIwO)

972 974 I think Trump is close enough to ask for a recount in FL now if need be.
Posted by: #NeverHillary - #CrimeWithHer

Schlonging chads?

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:15 PM (jBuUi)

973 897 The only way Clinton outperforms Obama in FL and OH is through fraud.
Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 09:09 PM (XoldI)

Exactly. He needs to challenge that shit.

Posted by: rickl the deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:15 PM (sdi6R)

974 Fyi, everyone Barry only one Florida by 35 votes in 2012

Posted by: Make America Great Again at November 08, 2016 09:15 PM (BS8yt)

975 Tied in Fl: Hey Claude, go get those boxes from the trunk.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 09:15 PM (X8p7j)

976 Ft Walton Beach - Destin still not in. That should provide +40-50k vote margin for Trump

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 09:15 PM (hA1V+)

977 Now it shows Clinton +115. Wow this is going to come down to the wire...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 08, 2016 09:15 PM (7A4qQ)

978 What's the deal, North Carolina?
Posted by: iwuzhere

Supposedly Raleigh Durham and other cities reporting.

Rural areas (presumed to be pro Trump) have yet to report.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 08, 2016 09:15 PM (S6Pax)

979 983 LOL

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 09:15 PM (7vTEZ)

980 Florida is tied, but it looks like all the big Dem counties are in and now it is the gop panhandle left. Is that good news?

Posted by: southdakotaboy at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (yh4lQ)

Talking head said Broward was at 80%... that last 20% should be good for another 120,000 for Hills

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 09:15 PM (P/kVC)

981

Fortunately I am approaching my expiration date. Maybe 6 years left. So I can look forward not seeing the final agonal death gasps of the Republic.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 08, 2016 09:15 PM (Mt8T4)

982
Somewhere, deep beneath a volcano, George Soros is stroking his cat.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 09:11 PM (OhTOr)

heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:15 PM (PY9jH)

983
Is the AoSHQ Decision Desk website active? Seems kind of ...static....
---
fuck that asshole in particular... i wouldn't check it if it was active.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 08, 2016 09:15 PM (sm9eL)

984 Just want a quiet place where I can look after dad for whatever time he has left without getting fucked over repeatedly.

So tired of this world...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, That Deplorable Guy at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (vyqqu)

985 I am getting to the point where I just don't care anymore. It's all so corrupt.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 08, 2016 09:12 PM (qCMvj)
I'm not sure if I just don't care or I can't let myself have hope.

Posted by: @DangerGirl (gab.ai) and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (+eR2D)

986 BREAKING NEWS ...

... I'm drinking like a fish. I hate elections.

Posted by: ScoggDog at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (fiGNd)

987 986 oh, and if the FAB does win, i'm taking back the American flag a i bought today...

i won't be needing it any time soon.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (sm9eL)

American flag = microaggression.

Posted by: tdpwells at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (/1KcA)

988 Megyn's theme has been "I told you if I unfairly trashed Trump on every show I could take him down and become queen nasty feminist bitch"

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (LhGBu)

989 How many hanging chads this go round?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (xInes)

990 in before 1,000

Posted by: origional Jake at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (n6j8j)

991 I don't get Ohio -- how is Hillary up by 9% there???

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (jBuUi)

992 981 I'm just triangulating through the blogs.
What's the news on Ohio.
Doesn't Trump need both Ohio and FL?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM (OhTOr)

See my #355.

I've assumed Trump takes OH, and I think he was way ahead there, last I heard. But it's about FL, PA, and NC.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (EnK/R)

993 Two panhandle counties that haven't reported yet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (v9gSJ)

994 994 - Where u getting your Florida results?!

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (7vTEZ)

995 Thanks, @999

Posted by: iwuzhere at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (GRNzr)

996 +28 votes... holy shit.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (ADIwO)

997 Hi guys!

Posted by: Hanging Chad at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (TnUKj)

998 Trump ahead in Florida by 28 votes!

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (CWK2W)

999 Trump leads by 28 votes in Florida

Posted by: wooga at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (GEaCW)

1000 shitshitshit

Posted by: Max Power at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (q177U)

1001 Thousands at Hillary HQ.

Hundreds at Trump HQ.
Posted by: Bill Wynn at November 08, 2016 09:14 PM

The visuals of Trump HQ's stage vs. Hillary's giant production arena are pretty striking.

Posted by: Damiano at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (71OEY)

1002 Hillary has a +250k margin in Broward just with what's in so far.

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (hA1V+)

1003 This is crazy.

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (OAlmw)

1004 I wonder how many of the Miami/Dade voters also voted in their NY homes?

Assholes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh, Deplorable Redneck Queen at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (PY9jH)

1005 If the NC senate seat goes to that pinko commie Deborah Ross, and McCrory loses to Attorney General "I Don't Like That Law So I'm Not Gonna Enforce It" Cooper, I might just consider retiring early and moving to Colorado to open my pizza parlor/marijuana shop.

Posted by: antisocialist at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (W2wn0)

1006 Trump still ahead in VA by almost 10%, with 44.86% counted.

Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (tHwdc)

1007 I'm eating wings now so I can't type anymore....

Posted by: Tami...Powering through being a deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (Enq6K)

1008 TN Trump

Posted by: m at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (/4GEs)

1009 >>>Talking head said Broward was at 80%... that last 20% should be good for another 120,000 for Hills
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 08, 2016 09:15 PM (P/kVC)>>>

What about Palm Beach?

Posted by: gm at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (4ueYo)

1010 Trump up by 18 votes!

Posted by: Throat Wobbler Mangrove at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (LojpD)

1011 My name links right to Florida results

Posted by: wooga at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (GEaCW)

1012 Trump by 30 votes.!

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (OAlmw)

1013 >>942 Somewhere, deep beneath a volcano, George Soros is stroking his cat.
Posted by: xnycpeasant

LOL

Posted by: Sphynx at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (a0SQT)

1014 Florida, right now: 48.5/48.5. Jesus.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (slF6+)

1015 1016

Click on the Drudge link

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (CWK2W)

1016 Thread 2 is up.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (z/Ubi)

1017 Trump up 28 votes in FL!

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (SIY7D)

1018 Wait! I "found" some more votes!

Posted by: Skeevy Democrat at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (7Kbxu)

1019 While, at the very least,my former fuckwit/super-slut rep, Patrick Murphy, has lost to Rubio. Very very small good news.

Posted by: Scout at November 08, 2016 09:18 PM (ukad2)

1020 @1031 Trump still ahead in VA by almost 10%, with 44.86% counted.
Posted by: Miley, Duchess of the Deplorable Standard Rednecks at November 08, 2016 09:17 PM (tHwdc)

WTF!?! Has Northern VA not been counted, or something?

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 09:18 PM (EnK/R)

1021 Latest Drudge:

GA CLINTON 27 TRUMP 72
FL CLINTON 49 TRUMP 49
NC CLINTON 52 TRUMP 46
NH CLINTON 55 TRUMP 40
OH CLINTON 53 TRUMP 44
PA CLINTON 00 TRUMP 00
VA CLINTON 42 TRUMP 53

Posted by: OregonMuse, deplorable since 2004 at November 08, 2016 09:18 PM (KQndB)

1022 I can't believe we are doing this Florida thing again.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 08, 2016 09:18 PM (/tuJf)

1023 I can't even look any more ....

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 09:18 PM (EnK/R)

1024 long time lurker here.

My tiny panhandle precinct had a high turnout and a lot of first time voters.

I am kind of afraid to hope, but I've got my fingers and legs crossed.

(and it's really hard to type like this)

Posted by: lurking fl 'ette at November 08, 2016 09:18 PM (Rvjph)

1025 NY Times:

Our best guess is that Donald Trump is on track to win Florida.

HA

Posted by: wth at November 08, 2016 09:19 PM (HgMAr)

1026 Trump up a bigly 12,000 votes in FL.

Posted by: james at November 08, 2016 09:19 PM (jxw6R)

1027 Trump suddenly up by 4,000 votes in FL!!!!

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:19 PM (jBuUi)

1028 fuck that asshole in particular... i wouldn't check it if it was active.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 08, 2016 09:15 PM (sm9eL)

Alrighty then!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 09:19 PM (br2jI)

1029 My feeling is this. Any woman willing to go to the lengths she did to cover up Benghazi and cover up her illegal servers and cover up her husband's rapes, and cover up her looting of her "foundation", is not above using whatever means necessary to "win" an election, by hook or by crook. She wanted this. She gets what she wants. She is poison.

The only way we can win this is by blowing it out beyond all margins of fraud.

Posted by: grammie winger - Red, White and Cubbie Blue at November 08, 2016 09:19 PM (dFi94)

1030 This Stars Jets game is nice and chippy. Already two tussles, with one resulting in penalty.

Posted by: logprof at November 08, 2016 09:19 PM (h1usM)

1031 Trump +8000 in FL 88% in, 8:21ET

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 08, 2016 09:19 PM (7A4qQ)

1032 1040 Thanks. Of Course the Drudge Link

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 09:19 PM (7vTEZ)

1033 So no one voted in PA. Weird.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 09:19 PM (OhTOr)

1034 Please God, would you show mercy on my country if I can find you 100 good souls?
Would you show mercy if I can find 50 good souls?

Posted by: teej at November 08, 2016 09:19 PM (QJIMk)

1035 And yet Rubio seems to be having no problem with the fraud machine that says Republicans can't win.

Funny how that works when you get a good candidate.

Posted by: YOLO at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (aDkhC)

Rubio is a Democrat. Just ask Chuck Schumer.

Posted by: davidt at November 08, 2016 09:19 PM (XoldI)

1036 There's a reason there is a Sonic commercial with a guy saying "well Florida sure seems like another planet"........

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 08, 2016 09:19 PM (FqgrG)

1037 Sweenicus_Meridius

Didja find a site? Sorry bout the NYT, it's all I had at the time, still haven't found a feed better than than the TV yet

Posted by: An American Commoner, Irredeemably Deplorable at November 08, 2016 09:19 PM (pxwEr)

1038 FL seperated by 28 votes

Posted by: JC at November 08, 2016 09:19 PM (jLvcJ)

1039 So where is everyone getting the latest info???

Quit holding out!!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 09:20 PM (br2jI)

1040 Broward holding back to see how many more boxes of fakes they need to produce.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 08, 2016 09:20 PM (LhGBu)

1041 New thread is up.

Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2016 09:20 PM (z/Ubi)

1042 Trump just grabbed those chads by the pussy!

Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:20 PM (jBuUi)

1043 NYT reporting on their election blog:
"Our best guess is that Donald J. Trump is on track to win in Florida."

http://www.nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president/florid

Posted by: Semi-engaged scroller at November 08, 2016 09:20 PM (LQLeS)

1044 1041 So no one voted in PA. Weird.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 09:19 PM (OhTOr)

Yeah, that's pretty fucked....somehow.

Shenanigans!!!!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (br2jI)

1045 Trump +18000 FL now. Wow, the volatility...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (7A4qQ)

1046 Panhandle!!

Posted by: WisRich at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (OAlmw)

1047 How in the hell do they know it's only 200 votes difference. I call bull shit.

Posted by: Infidel at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (So9FI)

1048 CNN is now reporting panhandle counties with 40-50 percent leads for Trump...

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (o38N1)

1049 Here come the Philly votes...

Posted by: Chupacabra at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (/x6xU)

1050 1045 - Negative. I live in Portland, so I'm refreshing blogs and listening to AM 970 (here: http://v6.player.abacast.net/2816) for Fox News radio live coverage.

I'm watching TownHall for numbers here: http://townhall.com/election/

Posted by: Sweenicus_Meridius at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (7vTEZ)

1051 Posted by: zombie at November 08, 2016 09:16 PM (jBuUi)

Cleveland & Cincinnati in

Posted by: Evilpens at November 08, 2016 09:21 PM (y3aQB)

1052 Krauthammer just got snippy with Billo.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 08, 2016 09:22 PM (L67Wq)

1053 I'm watching Escape from New York now on Movies Channel, when it's over at 7:30 Pacific time then I'll check the returns.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 08, 2016 09:22 PM (6Ll1u)

1054 Staredown between Ft Walton Beach and Broward to release the final votes...

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 09:22 PM (hA1V+)

1055 Suppression is not just something for wet farts.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 08, 2016 09:22 PM (OhTOr)

1056 and a big fat nope

Posted by: origional Jake at November 08, 2016 09:22 PM (Y/E2d)

1057 Something should be done to break the strangle hold a highly populated area (Philadelphia) has over a whole state.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (X8p7j)

1058 "Rubio is a Democrat. Just ask Chuck Schumer."

This is seriously just effing mental. Trump was literally a Democrat, so we're his kids, and he was making donations to Hilldog and Pelosi. Thanks to the primary voters for this dumpster fire of a candidate.

Posted by: Matt Foley at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (vluM2)

1059 Krautheimer is tired.

Posted by: Serious Cat at November 08, 2016 09:24 PM (ADIwO)

1060 Hey at least my county is red! In PA.

Posted by: Ray, just Ray at November 08, 2016 09:24 PM (XFS85)

1061 1065 Something should be done to break the strangle hold a highly populated area (Philadelphia) has over a whole state.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (X8p7j)

Yes PLEASE!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (ciTDw)

1062 Thanks to the primary voters for this dumpster fire of a candidate.
Posted by: Matt Foley

Gee Matt, really?

Did you read that somewhere or just come up with that on your own?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (S6Pax)

1063 gNewt, Rep had a chance to take PA proportional

Posted by: Jean at November 08, 2016 09:25 PM (2RVmA)

1064 110 I'm going to watch Warcraft, the Movie.

How bad could it be?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 08, 2016 08:07 PM (rcIhj)

was entertaining

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at November 08, 2016 09:26 PM (N4AcK)

1065 Trump carries Alabama.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 09:26 PM (X8p7j)

1066 panhandle pretty much in
Trump up 65k statewide
waiting for Broward, etc

Posted by: Scalia's Ghost at November 08, 2016 09:26 PM (hA1V+)

1067 Krautheimer is tired.
Posted by: Serious Cat

Is he thirsty?

Posted by: Marco Rubio, the water boy at November 08, 2016 09:26 PM (S6Pax)

1068 1066 "Rubio is a Democrat. Just ask Chuck Schumer."

This is seriously just effing mental. Trump was literally a Democrat, so we're his kids, and he was making donations to Hilldog and Pelosi. Thanks to the primary voters for this dumpster fire of a candidate.
Posted by: Matt Foley at November 08, 2016 09:23 PM (vluM2)

I second that emotion.

Posted by: Hugh Jorgen at November 08, 2016 09:27 PM (tapYd)

1069 Waiting for Broward. Isn't that the hanging chad county? The Cubans breaking up that phoney re-count pulled Bush's fat out of the fire.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 09:30 PM (X8p7j)

1070 They are now saying that GWB did not pull the lever for Clinton.
There goes every shred of respect that I ever had for the man. He could have at least simply pulled the lever for her instead of the pathetic indirect route.

Gutless.

Posted by: Drider at November 08, 2016 09:31 PM (6Xbsz)

1071 NYT gives Trump a 71% chance of winning Florida.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 08, 2016 09:33 PM (CWK2W)

1072 GWB is a cuck.

Posted by: Dr. Zaius MD at November 08, 2016 09:35 PM (N0zEO)

1073 Why are there commercials for MSNBC election coverage on FOX Business News tonight?

Posted by: Pepe The Artist at November 08, 2016 09:40 PM (IWM7B)

1074 GHWB and son let it ride all week that they were voting for Hillery then on the day of the election they clarify. CS on that.

They allow influence on the vote for Hillary in their name then back out on the day of the vote.
Sounds like members of congress rigging their votes.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 09:45 PM (X8p7j)

1075 "Thanks to the primary voters for this dumpster fire of a candidate."

Thanks to the party for the burning tire pile of the rest of the candidates.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 08, 2016 09:48 PM (fVubI)

1076 oh God I can't stand this shit. What is going on with these states can someone please give me some good news about Florida?

Posted by: southdakotaboy at November 08, 2016 09:53 PM (yh4lQ)

1077 Pledge!

Mad Cow!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 08, 2016 09:53 PM (4bjXi)

1078 oh God I can't stand this shit. What is going on with these states can someone please give me some good news about Florida?
Posted by: southdakotaboy

Trump up by a percent and a fraction with +91% of the vote counted.

What's left to count? Trunks full of votes in Broward and Miami Dade counties.
Has Janet Reno voted yet?

Posted by: Bossy Conservative....Grate American cheese again! at November 08, 2016 09:55 PM (S6Pax)

1079 Someone should attack Stuart Stevens with a chainsaw.

Posted by: Dr. Zaius MD at November 08, 2016 10:01 PM (N0zEO)

1080 No, it's not 90% or 91% of the vote, it's 90-91% of the precincts.

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 10:05 PM (h+Yef)

1081 1077 Waiting for Broward. Isn't that the hanging chad county? The Cubans breaking up that phoney re-count pulled Bush's fat out of the fire.

Posted by: gNewt at November 08, 2016 09:30 PM (X8p7j)

Yes, Broward is Corruption Central.

Posted by: Martian Wonder at November 08, 2016 10:06 PM (h+Yef)

1082 > GHWB and son let it ride all week that they were voting for Hillery then on the day of the election they clarify.

Trump is just so, so declasse. Nobody of our class could vote for one of the Deplorables, such as that.

...sniff...

Posted by: GHWB & GWB at November 08, 2016 10:28 PM (g6yUI)

1083 Refer to my #349, copied from 1st thread, before results.

Still right on track. At the moment, Trump has FL, NC, and NH, so if that holds, and PA and CO fail (as they appear to be doing so far) the NEVADA decides this election.

Posted by: Optimizer at November 08, 2016 11:28 PM (EnK/R)

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