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George Inness, "A Winter Sky" (1866)

Posted by: rdbrewer at 08:54 AM




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1 First?

Posted by: Avogadra at January 11, 2016 08:55 AM (UDMos)

2 g'mornin', rdbrewer

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 11, 2016 08:55 AM (ZQfW9)

3 Amazing!

Posted by: Avogadra at January 11, 2016 08:56 AM (UDMos)

4 Bleak.Fits my mood.

Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2016 08:57 AM (8HTq1)

5 Though not as brilliant as the fall, I do like winter colors, especially when there is snow on the ground.

Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2016 08:57 AM (8ikIW)

6 Any recommendations for the right shell to take down those geese?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2016 08:57 AM (ptqRm)

7 That's nice! I actually have an Inness.








My mom said it was 'cause the obstetrician tied the umbilical cord too tightly.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 11, 2016 08:58 AM (NeFrd)

8 Growing up in CO, there were a fair number of winter morning bus rides that looked similar.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 11, 2016 08:59 AM (GDulk)

9
My mom said it was 'cause the obstetrician tied the umbilical cord too tightly.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon

Probably got all fancy with a half hitch or something

Posted by: Bruce at January 11, 2016 08:59 AM (8ikIW)

10 All things being equal I would probably rather have had an Audi, though.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 11, 2016 09:00 AM (NeFrd)

11 10st!!

Posted by: Motorhead at January 11, 2016 09:01 AM (cW/74)

12 Trudging 'cross the tundra, mile after mile. I hope St. Alfonso's is still open.

Posted by: Dave at Buffalo Roam at January 11, 2016 09:01 AM (xI+m1)

13 I sense the beginnings of a pun thread.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2016 09:01 AM (ptqRm)

14 Pretty!


And, in memory of David Bowie I'll be listening to his "Putting Out Fire with Gasoline".
Seems like an appropriate song for these times...

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2016 09:02 AM (NOIQH)

15 Obama admin so eager to get people signed up to O-Care that they encourage people to sign up even after the open enrollment period ends.

Guess what - people just wait 'til they need services and then sign up.

Insurance companies taking a bath and pushing back on admin.

NYT article
http://tinyurl.com/j4u76pa

Posted by: McCool at January 11, 2016 09:02 AM (TQxRy)

16 >> Growing up in CO, there were a fair number of winter morning bus rides that looked similar.

Yes

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2016 09:03 AM (NOIQH)

17 The reason the Philly mayor is saying Islam has nothing to do with the cop shooting...

He signed an agreement NEVER to talk bad about the Muzzies for fear of feeding Islamophobia

http://tinyurl.com/jh5brmx

Posted by: McCool at January 11, 2016 09:05 AM (TQxRy)

18 Looks like Skyfall.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 11, 2016 09:05 AM (iQIUe)

19 There's a starman waiting in that sky. He'd like to come and meet us but he thinks he'd blow our minds.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2016 09:05 AM (1xUj/)

20 >>He signed an agreement NEVER to talk bad about the Muzzies for fear of feeding Islamophobia


Makes you wonder how many other leaders have done this, eh?

So freakin' outrageous!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2016 09:06 AM (NOIQH)

21 17 Well,at least he keeps his word...

Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2016 09:06 AM (8HTq1)

22
Could just as easily be titled Mordor as Seen From the Dead Marshes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2016 09:06 AM (BK3ZS)

23 Delightful! That looks like Springtime in Germany.

Posted by: Mr. Hilter at January 11, 2016 09:07 AM (AxTzt)

24 Any over/unders on Sean Penn having an "Accident" in the near future?


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2016 09:08 AM (ptqRm)

25 Looks cold. Brrr.....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at January 11, 2016 09:08 AM (z91zs)

26 R.I.P. Ziggy Stardust.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 11, 2016 09:10 AM (LUgeY)

27 Any over/unders on Sean Penn having an "Accident" in the near future? 


After his heroic rescue of Katrina victims in his leaky rowboat, how could you imagine such a thing? /sarc

Also, he was once married to McDonna. Don't you think he's suffered enough?

Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 11, 2016 09:12 AM (fbovC)

28

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 11, 2016 09:12 AM (HSmrB)

29 I didn't really follow Bowie's later career, but I liked him a lot on The Partridge Family.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 11, 2016 09:12 AM (NeFrd)

30 >>He signed an agreement NEVER to talk bad about the Muzzies for fear of feeding Islamophobia

Wait, who did that?

That picture is very sad looking to me, and usually I like winter (although the -10 people were talking about sounds insane! I have to drag myself outside and my car barely runs at 23).

On a lighter note since nobody has talked about shoes in a while, bought new boots this weekend! But now I have to be good until my dallas shopping trip next month.

Posted by: Lea at January 11, 2016 09:13 AM (lIU4e)

31

It's colder than a gut-shot bitch wolf dog with nine sucking pups
pulling a number-four trap up a hill in the dead of winter
In the middle of a snowstorm with a mouth full of porcupine quills

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 11, 2016 09:13 AM (evdj2)

32 Morning, Glories.

Ow! The sunshine and I have arrived at my desk simultaneously. Another freezy frozen night, but supposedly warmer today. And temperatures in the 50s by Thursday. Ah, Oklahoma!

Things to do this morning. I may have a little time to chit, but not much to chat.

Posted by: mindful webworker - on platform 9 & 1/2 at January 11, 2016 09:13 AM (zbbA4)

33 Any cop shd think twice about being on any Penn security detail. Let someone else take a bullet for the idiot.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 11, 2016 09:14 AM (iQIUe)

34 It's all find and dandy to the Penns of the world when evil men terrorize, torture, and murder OTHER people. Now, it's your turn, bud.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 11, 2016 09:14 AM (iQIUe)

35 I didn't really follow Bowie's later career, but I liked him a lot on The Partridge Family.


His tambourine work was Grammy worthy.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 11, 2016 09:15 AM (evdj2)

36 I bought ONE powerball ticket. My strategy is less is more and if your number comes up, it comes up. The odds are so ridiculous against you, buying more tickets will make no difference.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 11, 2016 09:17 AM (iQIUe)

37 His tambourine work was Grammy worthy.

His knives were nice. They were yuuuge.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 11, 2016 09:17 AM (LUgeY)

38
After 9/11, Philadelphia was one of several major U.S. cities that experienced a violent backlash against Muslim communities -- albeit far less harsh than some other major cities.

A backlash so violent, so extreme that no one in the vicinity recalls hearing a word about it. Pathological babies they are. "Mom! He made a mean face at me!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2016 09:17 AM (BK3ZS)

39 Get a load of this retard Latimer.

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/223656/

Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2016 09:18 AM (8HTq1)

40 I may have a little time to chit, but not much to chat.


OMG, there was a classic SNL moment when Jimmy Carter was on. Belushi was playing a character with a thick Spanish accent.

Belushi says to the President of the the United States on live TV, "I don't care about school, all they teach you is chit..."


and then the longest pause

"...and chat".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 11, 2016 09:18 AM (1xUj/)

41 Thermonuclear reaction...

Thanks I needed the pick-me-up

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 11, 2016 09:18 AM (g8Hfr)

42 B'More.

We have some really stupid criminals.

*Autoplay warning for something on the page that I can't see*

http://tinyurl.com/jjgub33

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2016 09:19 AM (ptqRm)

43 So they jihadi that they shot in Paris the other day ....

He was also one of the muzzies in Cologne !

http://tinyurl.com/hew9q8r

Posted by: McCool at January 11, 2016 09:19 AM (TQxRy)

44 Can you hear me Major Tom?

Posted by: the littl shyning man at January 11, 2016 09:19 AM (U6f54)

45 @38 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2016 09:17 AM (BK3ZS)


*****

That sentence jumped out at me also. What violent backlash is this??

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 11, 2016 09:20 AM (NeFrd)

46 R.I.P David Bowie.

Posted by: Rod Treat at January 11, 2016 09:20 AM (xWW96)

47 45 There was many a vicious dirty look and there was eye rolling with malicious intent.

Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2016 09:21 AM (8HTq1)

48 A backlash so violent, so extreme that no one in the vicinity recalls hearing a word about it. Pathological babies they are. "Mom! He made a mean face at me!"

The smell of bacon was everywhere...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 11, 2016 09:21 AM (LUgeY)

49 Don't bury my Powerball ticket with me.

Posted by: Thin White Duke at January 11, 2016 09:21 AM (hrMUT)

50 What violent backlash is this??

You dont get to decide when you've committed backlash - with your white privilege and all.

Backlash is in the eye of the receiver
Coulda been a sideways glance or when you crossed to the other side of the street.
That there - is 'Backlash'

Posted by: McCool at January 11, 2016 09:23 AM (TQxRy)

51 Oh fun, new boots!

We had our cold spell in CO last week - low 20's as the "high" all week. Ugh!
Today will reach 40, woohoo!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2016 09:24 AM (NOIQH)

52 36 I bought ONE powerball ticket. My strategy is less is more and if your number comes up, it comes up. The odds are so ridiculous against you, buying more tickets will make no difference.Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 11, 2016

Odds of winning $50k - 1 in 1 million
Odds of winning $1, 000, 000 - 1 in 12, 000, 000
Odds of winning it all 1 in 292, 000, 000

There were a lot of million dollar winners Saturday night. I haven't seen the numbers on $50k winners but there had to be a bunch.

Just look at it as $2.00 of entertainment.


Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 11, 2016 09:24 AM (fbovC)

53 This douchebag, Joshua Williams, who was sentenced to 8 yrs prison for arson and burglary comes from a family that is politically connected. After he set the fire, he went on to host a pool party at the Hilton and advertise it on the internet. A lot of the money given to these activist twats went to various parties. What bs.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 11, 2016 09:25 AM (iQIUe)

54 I won the Powerball!!!


**Thud**

Posted by: Ned Devine at January 11, 2016 09:25 AM (NeFrd)

55 All I see are Syrians in the Inness painting. Syrians everywhere.

Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2016 09:25 AM (TxJGV)

56
George Inness, "Incident at the Lair of Dr. Miguelito Quixote Loveless", (1866)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2016 09:25 AM (j4wsR)

57 >>So they jihadi that they shot in Paris the other day ....


He was also one of the muzzies in Cologne !


So....maybe it wasn't just about random foreigners who just couldn't resist stealing iPhones?

This is my shock face!

When will they wake up and see this mass immigration as a planned invasion, with tactics above and beyond a big shooting? They are being conquered with each cultural facet they cede to these animals.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2016 09:26 AM (NOIQH)

58
Was this the most foul-mouthed Golden Globes yet? Bleepers on overtime as Amy Schumer utters the C-Word and Jonah Hill drops the F-bomb.Jaimie Alexander shouted 's**t' after getting confused by the teleprompter. Host Ricky Gervais asked Mel Gibson: 'What the f*** does sugart**s mean?'

DailyMail




Truly, this is the Golden Age of Hollywood.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 11, 2016 09:27 AM (kdS6q)

59 The only violent backlash I remember was a gas station attendant shot who was a Sikh.Some dummy thought the turban meant he was a muslim.

Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2016 09:27 AM (8HTq1)

60 Just heard the awesome Brad Thor on the radio...after he finished the interview one of the hosts mentioned that some ancestry program in Sweden is looking for famous Americans of Swedish descent to go on the show... I hope Thor would tell them he'd consider it when Sweden is no longer synonymous with Muslim shithole.

And RIP David Bowie... one of my favs. Playing Young Americans right now.

Posted by: Gem at January 11, 2016 09:28 AM (St5qb)

61 Any over/unders on Sean Penn having an "Accident" in the near future?


El Guapo Vs. El Guano

Who would win?

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 11, 2016 09:28 AM (oVJmc)

62 That there - is 'Backlash'

Posted by: McCool at January 11, 2016 09:23 AM (TQxRy)


At least, they're using the term "backlash", which implies that there was something tangible to cause the reaction that they are making up in their minds.

That said, it's extremely distressing that there isn't an appropriate backlash to the muzzie attack against the West and civilization. If anyone in this world has worked so hard to earn a serious backlash, it's muzzies (and Western leftists).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at January 11, 2016 09:28 AM (zc3Db)

63 When do they draw the Powerball? Also, if each ticket has a one in 290 million chance of winning why would buying more than one ticket make any sense? Aren't they each exactly the same odds?

Lay some probability knowledge on me, please.

Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2016 09:28 AM (TxJGV)

64 I live in Ca and the prizes are somewhat different. Second prize is base on how much they take in. Starts at around 200k and goes up about 200k each draw. Somebody already won a 1.4 mil jackpot on Wed. Sat's sales kicked it up to $4,675,584 divided by 6 winner for a $779,264 share. The next prize was $22,584 and there were 53 winners. That tells you how many tickets were being sold.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 11, 2016 09:30 AM (iQIUe)

65 Oh fun, new boots!

We had our cold spell in CO last week - low 20's as the "high" all week. Ugh!
Today will reach 40, woohoo!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2016 09:24 AM (NOIQH)


Highs in the 20's! So cold. I like 'cold', meaning I like an excuse to wear scarves and hats and gloves, but not any of this 0/-10 degrees nonsense. I don't even think I've ever been anywhere that cold.

And yes, they are cute tall black boots. I've been looking online for a week or two and my cousin suggested DSW and I finally found some that were reasonable and cute! So happiness.

Posted by: Lea at January 11, 2016 09:31 AM (lIU4e)

66 Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2016 09:28 AM (TxJGV)


Just buy 290 million tickets. Easy-Peasy.

Posted by: Country Singer at January 11, 2016 09:31 AM (GUBah)

67 When do they draw the Powerball?

Wednesday nite I think

Posted by: McCool at January 11, 2016 09:31 AM (TQxRy)

68 Lay some probability knowledge on me, please.

*****


If you play the same set of numbers every single drawing you are certain to eventually win.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 11, 2016 09:32 AM (NeFrd)

69 There were a lot of million dollar winners Saturday night. I haven't seen the numbers on $50k winners but there had to be a bunch.

Just look at it as $2.00 of entertainment.



Cheaper than the wife & my run to the casino Friday night.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2016 09:32 AM (IlQaj)

70 39 Get a load of this retard Latimer.

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/223656/

Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2016 09:18 AM (8HTq1)


"Obama stood as a symbol that all things were possible. That governing could be different. That our country could be different."


And if you believed that then you are part of the problem.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 11, 2016 09:32 AM (fWAjv)

71 67 When do they draw the Powerball?

Wednesday nite I think

Posted by: McCool at January 11, 2016 09:31 AM (TQxRy)


Yep.

They tapped Steve Harvey to announce the winning numbers.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 11, 2016 09:33 AM (fWAjv)

72 Just buy 290 million tickets. Easy-Peasy.>>>

Can the fed reconfigure the printing presses that make money to print powerball tickets?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at January 11, 2016 09:33 AM (XtAzU)

73 61 Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 11, 2016 09:28 AM (oVJmc)

You've got it all wrong Pappy, Spicoli was hired by Nancy Reagan back in '83 as a deep cover mole.

"This job may take decades, you will be all alone, it is thankless."

Spicoli is Jason Bourne.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 11, 2016 09:34 AM (g8Hfr)

74 "Cheaper than the wife & my run to the casino Friday night."

That's cheaper then just the cost of gas, and wear and tear on your car to get to and from the Casino.

Let alone the damage to your wallet from those one armed bandits.

I mean, unless you live across the street from it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2016 09:34 AM (ptqRm)

75  When do they draw the Powerball? Also, if each ticket has a one in 290 million chance of winning why would buying more than one ticket make any sense? Aren't they each exactly the same odds? Lay some probability knowledge on me, please.Posted by: MTF at January 11, 2016 09:28 AM

Wednesday and Saturday night.
It's difficult to win much money without hitting the powerball number. So theoretically purchasing 26 tickets with different powerball numbers might increase your chances somewhat - at an outlay of $52.00 and some time.

I cut school and got high the day they taught probability.

Posted by: Ben Dover (You know it's coming) at January 11, 2016 09:34 AM (fbovC)

76 73 Was marrying Madonna part of the cover story?

Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2016 09:34 AM (8HTq1)

77 WTF is up with WZ?

Anybody else getting auto-play audio from there?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 11, 2016 09:35 AM (fWAjv)

78 That's cheaper then just the cost of gas, and wear and tear on your car to get to and from the Casino.

Let alone the damage to your wallet from those one armed bandits.



Definitely. Even though it's filed under entertainment.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 11, 2016 09:35 AM (IlQaj)

79 They tapped Steve Harvey to announce the winning numbers."

*clap*

*Clap*

*clap*

Take a bow, you won the innernets for today.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2016 09:35 AM (ptqRm)

80 Pressure was my favorite Bowie song even before Vanilla Ice sampled it.

Posted by: Max Rockatansky at January 11, 2016 09:36 AM (TAkZ9)

81

Powerball? Pfffftttttt.... I've got way more than that in my foundation slush fund.....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at January 11, 2016 09:36 AM (HSmrB)

82 IIRC, Penn has publicly met with one of the Castros and Hugo Chavez, also made a trip to Baghdad in 2002 to see what the other side had to say (i.e. Saddam's people).

I say if you want to get involved in politics then you have to face the consequences. This tool thinks third world tyrants and El Chapo are more worthy than people in his own country who differ from him politically. Hope karma has its way with him....

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2016 09:36 AM (NOIQH)

83 "Anybody else getting auto-play audio from there?"

Yup.

And it refreshed back down to that article about vandals spraying "Pig" on the Trump storefront.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2016 09:37 AM (ptqRm)

84 I think I might need a long vacation. Somewhere secluded.

Posted by: Sean Penn at January 11, 2016 09:38 AM (u5gzz)

85 "I cut school and got high the day they taught probability."

Odds are that you wouldn't get caught.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2016 09:38 AM (ptqRm)

86 Have we reached peak celebrity yet?

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at January 11, 2016 09:38 AM (NeFrd)

87
And it refreshed back down to that article about vandals spraying "Pig" on the Trump storefront.


I wish there were a roving band of yutes to spray "LIAR" on every Scankles storefront.

And "I'M WITH STUPID" next to Bernie!s name on his HQs.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 11, 2016 09:39 AM (X6fMO)

88
The only violent backlash I remember was a gas station attendant shot who was a Sikh.Some dummy thought the turban meant he was a muslim.

Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2016 09:27 AM (8HTq1)







For all of my fellow Islamophobes out there, here's your handy Mohammedan Turban Identification Guide:

Turban looks like the swarthy guy is balancing his dirty laundry on his head: mohammedan

Turban looks neat, clean and totally fuckin' bitchin' in a "Thuggee needs to be shot in the face with my Lee Enfield SMLE, sahib" way: Sikh

Know Your Enemy

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2016 09:39 AM (j4wsR)

89 I wonder if Sean Penn is going to regret giving up his firearm collection, on the demands of Charlize.


Well, he can always fill red solo cups with urine, and throw them at El Chappo.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2016 09:39 AM (ptqRm)

90 And it refreshed back down to that article about vandals spraying "Pig" on the Trump storefront.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2016 09:37 AM (ptqRm)

That's what I keep getting and I don't even see where it is coming from.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 11, 2016 09:39 AM (fWAjv)

91 My son and I started a list of all the things that are more likely to happen than us winning Powerball (started after I didn't get at least one ticket for Saturday's drawing). Silly.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2016 09:40 AM (NOIQH)

92 76 Posted by: steevy at January 11, 2016 09:34 AM (8HTq1)


"Spicoli the job will require deep sacrifice and much public mockery"

//Nancy Reagan to Jeff Spicoli in I am Sam the Sean Penn Action Chronicles

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 11, 2016 09:40 AM (g8Hfr)

93
Celebrities are meatspace marionettes: whatever spews from their filthy pieholes was written for them by someone else.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 11, 2016 09:40 AM (BK3ZS)

94 Dump up and stomping.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at January 11, 2016 09:41 AM (RD7QR)

95 Take a bow, you won the innernets for today.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2016 09:35 AM (ptqRm)

*kicks feet up on desk

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA -@DMS1974 at January 11, 2016 09:41 AM (fWAjv)

96 What laws did Penn break? Maybe, Mexican laws but I cant think of any US ones. If they extradite him, we shd hand him over immediately.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 11, 2016 09:42 AM (iQIUe)

97 "Celebrities are meatspace marionettes: whatever spews from their filthy pieholes was written for them by someone else."

With the exception of Cher.

The shit that flows from both her dickholster, and her twitter spew is all original content.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2016 09:42 AM (ptqRm)

98 >>Celebrities are meatspace marionettes: whatever spews from their filthy pieholes was written for them by someone else.

And whatever springs from their mouths unscripted is usually embarrassingly stupid. These shows are like watching the kids at the cool kids lunch table giving awards to each other and pretending it is the most significant thing evah.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 11, 2016 09:43 AM (NOIQH)

99 Sure the odds are horrific. But somebody has to win. Why not you? Or better yet, ME?

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 11, 2016 09:43 AM (iQIUe)

100
61 Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at January 11, 2016 09:28 AM (oVJmc)

You've got it all wrong Pappy, Spicoli was hired by Nancy Reagan back in '83 as a deep cover mole.

"This job may take decades, you will be all alone, it is thankless."

Spicoli is Jason Bourne.

Posted by: Sven S Blade a.k.a. El Assassin@sven10077 at January 11, 2016 09:34 AM (g8Hfr)








The Snidely Whiplash moustache and douchebag soul patch were just part of his cover disguise.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 11, 2016 09:44 AM (j4wsR)

101 That's a painting of a huge flying saucer. I cant believe no one picked up on it.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 11, 2016 09:44 AM (iQIUe)

102 "Obama stood as a symbol that all things were possible. That governing could be different. That our country could be different."

Some really need a messiah.

Posted by: Grump928(c) says Free Soothie!, with purchase of commentor with equal or greater value at January 11, 2016 09:47 AM (evdj2)

103 That's a painting of a huge flying saucer. I cant believe no one picked up on it.


You need deep focus.

Posted by: Mr Pit at January 11, 2016 09:48 AM (evdj2)

104 Israel is arguing about the release of the terrorist's body to the family. The gov wants family to agree to a quiet funeral while others in the gov say just release it so we can see how much support the muslims in Israel give him.

Posted by: Bruce With a Wang! at January 11, 2016 09:50 AM (iQIUe)

105 Do Muslims even have any other headgear that is colored except Black and white?-Sikh's do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2016 09:56 AM (M+RRn)

106 You were supposed to be the CHOSEN ONE! Not Shit Midas!

Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at January 11, 2016 10:01 AM (VdICR)

107 So, the DUMP.

Should we mention it's arrival?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2016 10:02 AM (ptqRm)

108 Randal?

Posted by: Snurf at January 11, 2016 11:23 AM (E5UB0)

109 No me gusta.

I've been photographing sunsets and sunrises for the last two months and I've got the timeframes for them, and I noticed out of 100+ frames each session there is always one like this painting that blows me away. The best moment of the whole dealio. That would be missed were you not paying attention that moment. The colors in real life doing this in winter and often mostly just gray throughout, are more outstanding than this on the worst day.

You have to ask, what caught the artist's eye and inspired the thing. The colors are not present in this representation. Even if you saw this in a museum like this, you'd have to think, come on, clean this thing up. 9 out of 10 photographers and artists agree that this isn't it. (statistics freshly butt-pulled) Needs some time in Photoshop.

Posted by: bour3 at January 11, 2016 11:37 AM (5x3+2)

110 I just got the call from my LGS that my new Sig p-226, elite model stainless with the rosewood grips is IN. Praise the Lord. Warming up the truck for the 35 mile drive. Purchased from Bud's gun shop in Ky who claim that they have 1,903,465 satisfied customers since 2003. That is a lot of firearms.

Posted by: yakima canutt at January 11, 2016 01:29 PM (cFCDy)

111
Ahhh, Inness.


Posted by: Trump Super Fan at January 11, 2016 02:51 PM (l2dSQ)

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