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1 Whoah... news....

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2015 10:02 AM (Wj6Ip)

2 Ben! You're back! Best Friday eva!

Posted by: Dash Riprock at December 11, 2015 10:02 AM (QXuvq)

3 I work with a woman who is a militant breast feeder. Does it in public. Gets pissed off when people say they are offended. She says with her schedule it's really the only time she can truly bond with her dog.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2015 10:03 AM (eytER)

4
Trees ironically Willowed....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2015 10:05 AM (kdS6q)

5 VagISIL having a passport printing press.

Anyone remember the printing presses the US sold to the Shah's Iran for printing money. And the Khomeini government using those presses to print counterfeit US $100 bills.

So Deja Vu all over again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2015 10:05 AM (Wj6Ip)

6 Her dog?

Obviously confused on the whole she-wolf feeding Romulus and Remus myth...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2015 10:06 AM (Wj6Ip)

7 Honestly, I wasn't even aware that Rand Paul was still hanging around the fringes of this clown show.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2015 10:06 AM (Dj0WE)

8 Hi Ben.


Thanks

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2015 10:06 AM (ptqRm)

9 I work with a woman who is a militant breast feeder. Does it in public. Gets pissed off when people say they are offended. She says with her schedule it's really the only time she can truly bond with her dog.



They like to claim it's a natural bodily function.
#1. No, it's not. ONLY to women who have just given birth.
Women who have not, men, children, etc. can't.

Shitting. Shitting IS a natural bodily function. EVERYONE does that. And we are not allowed to do that in public.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 10:06 AM (5YE4e)

10 Newsdump... newsdump.

That's a name I've not heard in a long time.

LONG time.

Posted by: Obi-wan "BenK" Kenobi at December 11, 2015 10:07 AM (xuouz)

11
Anyone remember the printing presses the US sold to the Shah's Iran
for printing money. And the Khomeini government using those presses to
print counterfeit US $100 bills.


Big deal, so is the Fed.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 11, 2015 10:07 AM (IUDUd)

12 That's great Ben, and thanks, seriously.

Now where's the good news?

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 11, 2015 10:08 AM (xuouz)

13 Honestly, I wasn't even aware that Rand Paul was still hanging around the fringes of this clown show.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2015 10:06 AM


He's down there at the bottom, sharing space with Shuckabee and Santorum.

Heb! is making his way toward the floor, too.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2015 10:08 AM (ykopX)

14 Jeb! can fix it.

Posted by: Jeb's GOPe Backers; First in (y)our wallets! at December 11, 2015 10:08 AM (O6+Lj)

15 I recall a few months back that they had found a box of thousands of blank Syria passports in (IIRC) Germany. It happened right after the mass immigration started.

One of the Paris shooters had snuck in as a Syrian refugee, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2015 10:08 AM (NOIQH)

16
16 strange Christmas traditions from around the world

Greenland: Eat "Kiviak" - fermented birds

To make Kiviak you put up to 500 whole auks (local birds) including feathers, beaks and all in a seal skin, which is then sewn up and sealed with grease. You put a large rock on top to keep the air content low and then you let the whole package sit for months. When you open it up the auks are fermented and smell like Stilton cheese and are quite tasty apparently.

http://tinyurl.com/heorkyu


Like it smelling like "unfermented auks" would be much of an improvement.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2015 10:08 AM (kdS6q)

17 They like to claim it's a natural bodily function.
#1. No, it's not. ONLY to women who have just given birth.
Women who have not, men, children, etc. can't.

Shitting. Shitting IS a natural bodily function. EVERYONE does that. And we are not allowed to do that in public.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 10:06 AM (5YE4e)


Heterosexual men getting aroused at bare boobage is also a natural bodily function.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2015 10:09 AM (Dj0WE)

18

DAY 1,130

333 to go (406 to Inauguration Day )

Muzzies, Marxists, Maoists, Mau-Maus, MFM's, Moochelle, Mao-suits, McCain's, McConnell's, Mahdi megatons, machiavellian Mississippi mudslingers, McAuliffe's, Maduro's, MIRV's, Mexifornians, McKesson's, Mizzou malefactors, mewling mattress-myth manufacturers, marriage maimers, menacing Mozillan 'mo's, Myrmidons, Mugwumps, Monrovian microbes, mutants, malcontents, malthusians, maniacs, malignant medical mandates, martial law, miscreants, microaggressors, minions, maladjusted masochistic multiculturalists, momzers, mamalukes, mooks, mopes, mariuoli, meeskeits, maricons, marauders, malodorous militants, menstruating mons veneri, malfunctioning Moron microsites and miscellaneous meshugas notwithstanding.


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:09 AM (uhkms)

19
Headline at Puffington:

"GOP Puts Forth Plan to Defeat Trump"

That says it all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:10 AM (uhkms)

20 * I totally forgot about the newsdump. Gotta quit sniffing glue.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 10:10 AM (fWAjv)

21 Shitting. Shitting IS a natural bodily function. EVERYONE does that. And we are not allowed to do that in public.

Sez you!

Spare change?

Posted by: San Fran Hobo at December 11, 2015 10:10 AM (U+ZeC)

22 He's down there at the bottom, sharing space with Shuckabee and Santorum.

Heb! is making his way toward the floor, too.
Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2015 10:08 AM (ykopX)


Which just goes to show, there is a purpose to "running for President," and for most of these clowns of course, it has nothing at all whatsoever to do with trying to actually become, you know, President.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2015 10:10 AM (Dj0WE)

23 coughs , i nursed 5, even publically with a light blanket or piece of linen covering up the deed.
it can be done without giving away the farm

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:10 AM (7Iwef)

24 Paris in colour 100 years ago

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Albert-Kahn-vintage-Paris-1914-17.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2015 10:11 AM (Wj6Ip)

25 So, is Jeb on the cusp f missing the next debate?

And will the GOP even allow that to happen? I so hope they try and pull a stunt like that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:11 AM (uhkms)

26
Assault Rifle should be 'Assault Rifle' or So-Called 'Assault Rifles' since BY DEFINITION a semi-automatic rifle is NOT an assault rifle, just a scary looking thing the functions no different than a Ruger 10-22...

Posted by: Ivana Lynch at December 11, 2015 10:11 AM (LVG/7)

27 coughs , i nursed 5, even publically with a light blanket or piece of linen covering up the deed.
it can be done without giving away the farm
Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:10 AM (7Iwef)


We still know what you're doing under there. And it's still hot.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2015 10:12 AM (Dj0WE)

28 Jeb, Rand, Hucksterbee, and Kasicn all walk into the Barrel.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2015 10:12 AM (Wj6Ip)

29 "Breast is best!"

A sentiment the horde can support, eh?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2015 10:12 AM (NOIQH)

30
AP = Atavisti Pinkos

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:12 AM (uhkms)

31 Atavistic

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:13 AM (uhkms)

32 btw Ben, i am glad to see you among the living. I hope your absence was because of vacation , fun and relaxation

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:13 AM (7Iwef)

33 Sefton, I call them Associates with Paleostinians.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2015 10:13 AM (Wj6Ip)

34 Assault Rifle should be 'Assault Rifle' or So-Called 'Assault Rifles' since BY DEFINITION a semi-automatic rifle is NOT an assault rifle, just a scary looking thing the functions no different than a Ruger 10-22...
Posted by: Ivana Lynch at December 11, 2015 10:11 AM (LVG/7)


Anyone using the phrase "assault rifle" is either in on the game, or is a dupe of the banners trying to ban guns. It's a made up term they came upon to help their cause.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2015 10:13 AM (Dj0WE)

35 "When you open it up the auks are fermented and smell like Stilton cheese and are quite tasty apparently."

Well, that explains a lot.

Posted by: Huma at December 11, 2015 10:14 AM (O6+Lj)

36 26
Assault Rifle should be 'Assault Rifle' or So-Called 'Assault Rifles' since BY DEFINITION a semi-automatic rifle is NOT an assault rifle, just a scary looking thing the functions no different than a Ruger 10-22...
Posted by: Ivana Lynch at December 11, 2015 10:11 AM (LVG/7)


There is no such thing as an "assault rifle." I mean, the term I guess dates to Hitler's MP 44 "sturmgeschutz" but what the fuck does the Battle of the Bulge have to do with this?

Nothing, I know.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:14 AM (uhkms)

37
Looks like someone finally got some fiber in his diet and took care of the impacted dump.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2015 10:14 AM (gwpf+)

38 I enjoy this "News Dump." Perhaps AOSHQ should make it a regular feature.

Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2015 10:15 AM (O7MnT)

39 Lizzy, i am into choice and lifestyle in this matter, although in my working life i did encourage breast for it's financial bennies and easy portability

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:15 AM (7Iwef)

40 33 Sefton, I call them Associates with Paleostinians.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2015 10:13 AM (Wj6Ip)


Anal Pustules

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:15 AM (uhkms)

41 According to Bullshitico, Ben Carson haz a sadz at the RNC, Rinse Prius et.al., and claims if they try for a "brokered convention" he'll leave the GOPe, too.

http://politi.co/1OX7cpy

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2015 10:15 AM (ykopX)

42 >>it can be done without giving away the farm

And without the preachy activism!
It's really weird how militant some of these mommies can be about it.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2015 10:15 AM (NOIQH)

43 Who's this BenK and why's he trompin' on Vic's turf?

(Good to see ya again, BenK!)

That Free Beacon article's a load of bollocks, though.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 11, 2015 10:15 AM (9krrF)

44 38 I enjoy this "News Dump." Perhaps AOSHQ should make it a regular feature.
Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2015 10:15 AM (O7MnT)


You don't tune in to teh Vic at the EMT?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:15 AM (uhkms)

45 functions no different than a Ruger 10-22...

Posted by: Ivana Lynch at December 11, 2015 10:11 AM (LVG/7)



Ruger 10-22? That's the assault rifle that kills 22 people for every ten shots it fires!!

Posted by: Country Singer at December 11, 2015 10:15 AM (8Y7+f)

46 the vast majority of moms at my church breastfeed their numerous children. But with covers, b/c they're all quite modest, and do not pop out a boob to make a point. So, not a thing at all.
Nor is anyone shamed for giving the occasional bottle.

Posted by: Sal at December 11, 2015 10:16 AM (MRX6w)

47 So much for trying to reform one's Muslim community.

"Dr. Al Sayyed told KFDM News he was forced to resign as religious director of the Islamic Society of the Triplex after making comments Monday in which he agrees with Donald Trump's statements that the U.S. should temporarily stop accepting any new Muslim immigrants into the country."

http://tinyurl.com/z29wbn6

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 11, 2015 10:16 AM (MbrzC)

48 it can be done without giving away the farm

====

You keep a farm in there?

Posted by: Bigby's Eye Poke at December 11, 2015 10:16 AM (3ZtZW)

49 The Sturmgewher-44 fully automatic and used a Kurtz, or shortened, rifle round. Or the PPsh of the USSR that the GIs in Korea called a Burp gun.

Those are assault rifles.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2015 10:16 AM (Wj6Ip)

50 You can have my fermented auks when you pry them from my cold dead ceiling, where I projectile vomited them.

Good to have you back, Ben.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 11, 2015 10:16 AM (gyKtp)

51 ISIS has had the capability to print Syrian passports for over a year and a half. Obama didn't know about it until he read AoS this morning, right.
Congress didn't know about this either.

But Trump did?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2015 10:16 AM (T78UI)

52
ABC Family announced today the network will officially be renamed Freeform on Tuesday, January 12. The network says the name Freeform speaks to its ongoing priority to "super-serve Becomers, fans on that epic adventure of becoming an adult, a life stage that spans people who are ages 14-34."



"So, he's proactive, huh?"

Also, "super-serve"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2015 10:16 AM (kdS6q)

53 Ruger 10-22? That's the assault rifle that kills 22 people for every ten shots it fires!!
Posted by: Country Singer at December 11, 2015 10:15 AM (8Y7+f)


That's because they are black.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2015 10:17 AM (Dj0WE)

54 Yay!!! You are back!!!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 10:17 AM (voOPb)

55
Battle Rifle... Assault Rifle... Submachine gun... all have very specific definitions.

To wit, an assault rifle by Cooper Criteria is a fully automatic detachable magazine fed rifle firing an intermediate caliber round etc etc etc.

Posted by: Ivana Lynch at December 11, 2015 10:17 AM (LVG/7)

56 Who would have ever thought that Harvard would turn commie?

Shocking!

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2015 10:18 AM (UzPAd)

57 a life stage that spans people who are ages 14-34

===

Think that demo is off a bit

Posted by: Bigby's Eye Poke at December 11, 2015 10:19 AM (3ZtZW)

58 What is with tribes that concoct the nastiest smellingest stuff to eat and claim it's a delicacy?

If it makes you want to puke, the body is saying NO very loudly.

The stomach pretty much will allow us to eat anything but it does draw the line at some point.

There's a reason for that.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 11, 2015 10:19 AM (Xo1Rt)

59 ABC Family announced today the network will officially be renamed Freeform on Tuesday, January 12. The network says the name Freeform speaks to its ongoing priority to "super-serve Becomers, fans on that epic adventure of becoming an adult, a life stage that spans people who are ages 14-34."

So that silly contractual obligation is finally out of the way...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, down with Eph 6:12-13 at December 11, 2015 10:19 AM (9krrF)

60 And without the preachy activism!
It's really weird how militant some of these mommies can be about it.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2015 10:15 AM (NOIQH)

yeah i don't get that, either way it should be the families lifestyle choice.

i remember being castgated for breastfeeding when i did, i didn't like it much, as my older sisisters intimated only poor families do so.

given choices without belligerence on either side, and focusing on what's best for yourself and family lifestyle , that's the actual choice, some women do not want to, have jobs that aren't easily bendable or for whatever reason at all, should be the family and mothers choice.

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:19 AM (7Iwef)

61
36 26
Assault Rifle should be 'Assault Rifle' or So-Called 'Assault Rifles' since BY DEFINITION a semi-automatic rifle is NOT an assault rifle, just a scary looking thing the functions no different than a Ruger 10-22...
Posted by: Ivana Lynch at December 11, 2015 10:11 AM (LVG/7)


There is no such thing as an "assault rifle." I mean, the term I guess dates to Hitler's MP 44 "sturmgeschutz" but what the fuck does the Battle of the Bulge have to do with this?

Nothing, I know.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:14 AM (uhkms)






I'm gonna have to disagree to a certain degree. "Assault Rifle" is a legit term (although almost always misused by dishonest gungrabbing suckers of cock). True Assault Rifles are exceedingly rare in the wild, outside of government armories and drug lord/terrorist arms caches.

"Assault Weapon" however, is a totally made up, false, bogus term that translates to "scary gun looks scary".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2015 10:19 AM (gwpf+)

62 From The Hill

new post-Trump survey by Rasmussen finds that 46% of likely voters would favor a policy preventing Muslim immigrants from entering the country until tighter screening procedures can be implemented, while only 40% would oppose such a measure.

Belated good morning, folks.

Posted by: Mortimer at December 11, 2015 10:19 AM (hudka)

63 Also, "super-serve"


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2015 10:16 AM


"Becomers"?

SMFH.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2015 10:19 AM (ykopX)

64 >>the name Freeform speaks to its ongoing priority to "super-serve Becomers, fans on that epic adventure of becoming an adult, a life stage that spans people who are ages 14-34."

I don't know what that means, all I know is that in the past few years the channel's programming has gone from Disney-ish family fare to SJW plotline central, aimed directly as the tween/teen set. Exhibit A is "The Fosters". The new name fits.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2015 10:20 AM (NOIQH)

65 Brokered Convention = President Thad Cochran

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 11, 2015 10:20 AM (IUDUd)

66
Burt @ 34 - Assault weapon is the made up term.

An assault rifle is defined as a selective-fire (full auto and semi-auto) rifle that uses an intermediate cartridge and a detachable magazine: Sturmgewehr 44, AK-47, M-16.

Posted by: butch at December 11, 2015 10:20 AM (0APJ3)

67 So, some women are quite militant about breast-feeding and no one here has demanded pics; what's happened to this place?

Posted by: eman at December 11, 2015 10:20 AM (MQEz6)

68 What about the right to bare feet?

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at December 11, 2015 10:20 AM (E5UB0)

69 Inconvenient truth:

World's 15 biggest ships create more pollution than all the cars in the world.

http://tinyurl.com/q92vo9x

Posted by: peacelovewoodstock at December 11, 2015 10:20 AM (X+HRW)

70
Ukraine: Christmas trees dressed in spider webs

In Ukraine Christmas trees are often decorated with (fake) spider webs to usher in good luck during the coming year.

The legend goes that a poverty stricken family went to bed on Christmas Eve despondent because they wouldn't be able to decorate their tree. The spiders, roaming the home's walls and floors, heard the cries of the family, and took it upon themselves to decorate the tree with their webs. On Christmas day, the strands turned to gold and silver, changing the family's fortune forever.



"Oh Rudolf the Red Nosed Brown Recluse....."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2015 10:21 AM (kdS6q)

71 ABC Family announced today the network will officially be renamed Freeform

I guess The Pervbait Channel was already taken.

Posted by: Mortimer at December 11, 2015 10:21 AM (hudka)

72 Obama isn't Pangloss. Pangloss was like an LIV, a well intentioned liberal. Obama is a sociopathic evil asshole who wants to cause harm. Not the same thing at all.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 11, 2015 10:21 AM (E5UB0)

73 On Christmas day, the strands turned to gold and silver, changing the family's fortune forever

===

When little Svetlana reached up to pull off the golden webs, the spiders killed her, leaving the family with one less mouth to feed.

Posted by: Bigby's Eye Poke at December 11, 2015 10:22 AM (3ZtZW)

74 Just has another fight with one of my few Liberal FB friends...I just have not patience anymore and thus less friends

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2015 10:23 AM (gf8BH)

75 willow - I agree with choice and that it is cheaper to breastfeed. I couldn't because my son was in the NICU on a feeding tube for 6 weeks, so I had to improvise. It worked out well, though, because we were able to track his consumption via bottle feeding milk (which was key in getting him big and strong). Fortunately I never had to deal with any nosy fellow mommy criticism, but I've had friends who were made to feel guilty by others about it. Ugh.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2015 10:24 AM (NOIQH)

76 if we are really going to expect to be able to bear arms against TYRANNY ! we need to be able to have access to all man portable weapon systems? claymores and anti tank mines. SAW, and RPGs
Why are these allowed to be restricted?

Posted by: bubba at December 11, 2015 10:24 AM (Y6XuZ)

77
Spain, Catolonia: Caga Tio - 'Christmas Crapper'

The tio is a tree trunk with a hole inside, little legs and a face painted on it. Each night, the children give the tió a little bit to "eat" and cover him with a little blanket so that he won't be cold at night.

On Christmas day they put the tió partly into the fireplace and order it to poop. To make him poop, the children beat him with sticks, while singing various songs of Tio de Nadal. Out comes candies and nuts for everyone to share.



Catolonia is pretty messed up.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2015 10:24 AM (kdS6q)

78 "49
The Sturmgewher-44 fully automatic and used a Kurtz, or shortened, rifle
round. Or the PPsh of the USSR that the GIs in Korea called a Burp gun.


Those are assault rifles.


Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2015 10:16 AM (Wj6Ip)"

The PPSh is not an assault rifle. It is a submachine gun or machine pistol if you want to get European about it. It fires a pistol cartridge and uses an unlocked blow back bolt like an Uzi, Sten gun or M3 grease gun.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 11, 2015 10:24 AM (QHgTq)

79 This 30 caliber clip magazine rifle thingy is able to disperse death every half a second!

Posted by: Senator Kevin DeLeon at December 11, 2015 10:25 AM (U+ZeC)

80 World's 15 biggest ships create more pollution than all the cars in the world.



http://tinyurl.com/q92vo9x





Posted by: peacelovewoodstock at December 11, 2015 10:20 AM (X+HRW)




"The good news is that pressure is building from various governments
around the world, including the United States, which just recently
introduced legislation to keep these ships at least 230 miles away from
U.S. coastlines."

That isn't going to do jack about 'global warming' or pollution in general, but will wonders for the cost of importing.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2015 10:25 AM (T78UI)

81 Lame Moby.

Posted by: Pappy O'Daniel at December 11, 2015 10:25 AM (IUDUd)

82
Fortunately I never had to deal with any nosy fellow mommy criticism, but I've had friends who were made to feel guilty by others about it. Ugh.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2015 10:24 AM (NOIQH)









One of many situations that are perfectly handled with a judicious use of "FYNQ".

The Tao Of Horde

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2015 10:25 AM (gwpf+)

83 Nevergiveup, i know how it is, I used to try to argue with massive quantities of honey, now i don't even bother with the discussion with anyone but you guyz and a few family members.

Because i don't feel very sweet at this point or forgiving.

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:26 AM (7Iwef)

84 Not the same thing at all.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 11, 2015 10:21 AM


That's why you can't compare Choom Boy to any of the (in)famous thugs and dictators of the past. Can't think of one of them who didn't want his own country to come out on top.

Posted by: MrScribbler at December 11, 2015 10:26 AM (ykopX)

85 What I don't get about the lactivists is how so many of them are breast feeding kids who are far too old for it. If the kid's running around, he/she should be on solid food, not boobies. It's my opinion that by this point the breast feeding is no longer about any nutritional value for the kid, it's about a mother who can't let go.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at December 11, 2015 10:26 AM (JxMoP)

86 An assault rifle is defined as a selective-fire (full auto and semi-auto) rifle that uses an intermediate cartridge and a detachable magazine: Sturmgewehr 44, AK-47, M-16.
Posted by: butch at December 11, 2015 10:20 AM (0APJ3)


You're really REALLY missing the point there, son.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2015 10:26 AM (Dj0WE)

87 All you need is love!

*hic!*

Well, and booze.

Posted by: Hillary "Hic!" Clinton at December 11, 2015 10:26 AM (RD7QR)

88 ABC Family has been to family what History is to history.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 11, 2015 10:27 AM (ppaKI)

89 >>So, some women are quite militant about breast-feeding and no one here has demanded pics; what's happened to this place?


Follow the link...video

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2015 10:27 AM (NOIQH)

90 The Assault Rifle?

It started out as a MP 43. Auf Deutsch im 1943. herr schikelgruber did not like the "Machine Pistol" because he considered them defensive weapons.

The Troops in the field that had received the first batches of MP 43 wanted to keep these new weapons. They were very effective.

Thus the acronym makers of the German high command renamed the MP 43 to the StuG 44. Sturmgewehr 44. In English literally "Storm Rifle"
But in this usage "Assault Rifle" was more proper.

My History lesson for the month.

I'm outahere.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 11, 2015 10:27 AM (WVsWD)

91 My daughter got a rudolph beany baby last night at the daycare christmas party. Her this morning: "Daddy, I'm not going to call him Rudolph anymore. I'm going to call him Sven."

Posted by: Mainah at December 11, 2015 10:27 AM (659DL)

92 Gotta do something more or less productive. Laterz

Posted by: Bigby's Eye Poke at December 11, 2015 10:27 AM (3ZtZW)

93 "Assault Weapon" however, is a totally made up, false, bogus term that translates to "scary gun looks scary".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2015 10:19 AM (gwpf+)


Yes indeed. I stand corrected, sir Cur.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:27 AM (uhkms)

94
peace love badmusicinamudhole

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2015 10:28 AM (gwpf+)

95 Lizzy exactly my point some cannot some don't want to for a myriad of reasons, either way the mother and child should be supported, it's a silly thing to fight and i am happy we live in times where their are options for every mother.

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:28 AM (7Iwef)

96 Shitting. Shitting IS a natural bodily function. EVERYONE does that. And we are not allowed to do that in public.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 10:06 AM (5YE4e)


Say what?

Posted by: #OccupyWallStreet at December 11, 2015 10:28 AM (Oeq2d)

97 ""Assault Weapon" however, is a totally made up, false, bogus term that translates to "scary gun looks scary".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2015 10:19 AM (gwpf+)"

It is perfectly reasonable to fear assault weapons. Some of them have the shoulder thing that goes up.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 11, 2015 10:28 AM (QHgTq)

98
And I said sturmgeschutz which is an armored vehicle instead of -gewehr which is rifle.

Entschuldigungen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:29 AM (uhkms)

99 I am old and tired and, honestly, I could use a drink.

Posted by: Hillary! at December 11, 2015 10:29 AM (TxJGV)

100 Is 22LR abundant and easy to acquire or notoriously scarce? Contemplating a purchase.

Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2015 10:29 AM (O7MnT)

101 Listen people, you can argue all day long about what is and is not an "assault rifle."

The fact that you are using the term, and trying to argue for what is and is not included under the definition, means you are fighting on the left's turf.

They've already won, if they have you arguing.

Because now I have to fight them on whether or not my AR15 is an assult rifle. Or whether my 17 round 9mm hand artillery piece with the hollow bullets is an assault rifle.

If you use the term, it means you are being used by them.

Feel free to do so, but let's stop talking about German submachine guns, ok?

Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2015 10:29 AM (Dj0WE)

102 89,

You are still supposed to demand pics. Even if they are right there.

Posted by: eman at December 11, 2015 10:29 AM (MQEz6)

103 So one blogging mommy points out that some people asked her whether she was going to breast feed and that means "The breast feeding cult is out of control"?

All righty then!

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 11, 2015 10:29 AM (NeFrd)

104 I am old and tired and, honestly, I could use a drink.
Posted by: Hillary! at December 11, 2015 10:29 AM (TxJGV)

lol Hillary and i finally relate to eachother.

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:30 AM (7Iwef)

105 German is not a language for those that hate syllables.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 11, 2015 10:30 AM (ppaKI)

106 Posted by: bubba at December 11, 2015 10:24 AM (Y6XuZ)

same ole nonsensical retort. You suck.

Posted by: Max Rockanstansky at December 11, 2015 10:30 AM (Yti03)

107 97 It is perfectly reasonable to fear assault weapons. Some of them have the shoulder thing that goes up.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 11, 2015 10:28 AM (QHgTq)


Just like men with that penis-thingy. Eww!

-SJW

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:31 AM (uhkms)

108
Burt @ 86 - Uh, no, I'm not. Assault rifle is a valid term. Assault weapon is the made up politcal term for scary black rifles with the shoulder thing that goes up.

Do gun grabbers mis-apply the term "assault rifle" to the semi-auto AR-15 andAK-variants ? Yes, they do. On that, you and I likely agree.

Regards.

Posted by: butch at December 11, 2015 10:31 AM (0APJ3)

109 JebBush.com Redirects to Donald Trump's Campaign Website

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Epic troll!


http://tinyurl.com/j8rgzdx

Posted by: Mortimer at December 11, 2015 10:31 AM (hudka)

110 105 German is not a language for those that hate syllables.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 11, 2015 10:30 AM (ppaKI)


I knew a Czech chick whose name was Markita Dv.

Can I buy me a vowel from a Kraut for that last name?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:32 AM (uhkms)

111 Is 22LR abundant and easy to acquire or notoriously scarce? Contemplating a purchase.
Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2015 10:29 AM (O7MnT)


OK, dumb question. 22LR, long rifle? Is this for the gun or bullets? Like, I have a box of 5k 22's in my closet, any reason that won't work for my pistol and my rifle? Just curious.

Also NEWS! Forgot this was a thing that used to happen : )

Posted by: Lea at December 11, 2015 10:32 AM (lIU4e)

112 funny even in a different context re breasts, we are speaking of guns and boobs on thread as main topic.

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:32 AM (7Iwef)

113 "85
What I don't get about the lactivists is how so many of them are breast
feeding kids who are far too old for it. If the kid's running around,
he/she should be on solid food, not boobies. It's my opinion that by
this point the breast feeding is no longer about any nutritional value
for the kid, it's about a mother who can't let go.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at December 11, 2015 10:26 AM (JxMoP)"

It occurs to me that there is an entrepreneurial opportunity here for a restaurant owner to provide employment to these women and a nutritious lunch to hungry businessmen. It could go bigger than Starbucks.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 11, 2015 10:33 AM (QHgTq)

114 Burt @ 86 - Uh, no, I'm not. Assault rifle is a valid term. Assault weapon is the made up politcal term for scary black rifles with the shoulder thing that goes up.

Do gun grabbers mis-apply the term "assault rifle" to the semi-auto AR-15 andAK-variants ? Yes, they do. On that, you and I likely agree.

Regards.
Posted by: butch at December 11, 2015 10:31 AM (0APJ3)


And that's the point.

Posted by: BurtTC at December 11, 2015 10:33 AM (Dj0WE)

115 46 the vast majority of moms at my church breastfeed their numerous children. But with covers, b/c they're all quite modest, and do not pop out a boob to make a point. So, not a thing at all.
Nor is anyone shamed for giving the occasional bottle.

---

I don't know if its regional or what, but I've never seen anyone say a single word of criticism of a mom feeding her baby a bottle or (reasonably discreetly) breastfeeding a baby in public, and I hauled four brats around. I think it's mostly an Internet thing. I hope so.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 11, 2015 10:33 AM (nhWB9)

116
The stomach pretty much will allow us to eat anything but it does draw the line at some point.

There's a reason for that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 11, 2015 1

Gag reflex, just ask Monica Lewinsky

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 10:34 AM (voOPb)

117 Just clarifying where the term came from.

The StuG 44 had was a weapon capable of firing fully automatic and had a detachable magazine.

IMHO a weapon that can not fire fully automatic is not a "assault weapon", merely a rifle even if the magazine is detachable.

You still have to squeeze the trigger for every new shot.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 11, 2015 10:34 AM (WVsWD)

118
German is not a language for those that hate syllables.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 11, 2015 10:30 AM (ppaKI)









And Welsh is not a language for those who love vowels.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2015 10:34 AM (gwpf+)

119 Is 22LR abundant and easy to acquire or notoriously scarce? Contemplating a purchase.

Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2015 10:29 AM (O7MnT)



It seems to be coming back in terms of availability, but it's still overpriced IMO. To put it another way, my local Cabela's has some in stock, but they are 1) still limiting purchase amounts (one box per customer) and 2) are charging too much for it ($23 for 50rds). At least, that was the case a week or two ago.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 11, 2015 10:34 AM (8Y7+f)

120 I knew a Czech chick whose name was Markita Dv.

Can I buy me a vowel from a Kraut for that last name?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:32 AM (uhkms)

An I & an A will cost you big Mr. Sefton

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 10:34 AM (voOPb)

121 Burt @ 86 - Uh, no, I'm not. Assault rifle is a valid term. Assault weapon is the made up politcal term for scary black rifles with the shoulder thing that goes up.

Do gun grabbers mis-apply the term "assault rifle" to the semi-auto AR-15 andAK-variants ? Yes, they do. On that, you and I likely agree.



Dead spot on.
You have to pay attention to the terms used. That is how they intentionally obfuscate.

Assault Rifle - Select Fire including full auto.

Assault Weapon - Made up term for the scary black rifle. i.e., See: Assault Weapons Ban

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 10:35 AM (5YE4e)

122 Jenny, i think most of what we shriek about these days is brought by internet outrage about .every.damned.thing.

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:35 AM (7Iwef)

123 "I knew a Czech chick whose name was Markita Dv.



Can I buy me a vowel from a Kraut for that last name?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:32 AM (uhkms)"

I think you could get a better deal in Hawaii. They seem to have way more vowels than they need.

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 11, 2015 10:35 AM (QHgTq)

124 112 funny even in a different context re breasts, we are speaking of guns and boobs on thread as main topic.
Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:32 AM (7Iwef)


I saw Guns and Boobs open for the Blue Oyster Cvnt at the Felt Forum back in '88.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:35 AM (uhkms)

125 Good morning, fine people.


Tim In Illinois, I have a question for you. Can you shoot me an email to ordinaryavggal at the yahoooooooo mail place so I can ask it?

Thanks.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 11, 2015 10:35 AM (+bodw)

126 Burt @ 114 - And when they do, I call them on their bullshit.

Posted by: butch at December 11, 2015 10:35 AM (0APJ3)

127 How much of this "Public breast-feeding extravaganza" is just "Shock-the-Normies" narcissism?

Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2015 10:35 AM (O7MnT)

128 91 My daughter got a rudolph beany baby last night at the daycare christmas party. Her this morning: "Daddy, I'm not going to call him Rudolph anymore. I'm going to call him Sven."



Posted by: Mainah at December 11, 2015 10:27 AM (659DL)



Someone's little girl dresses up as Elsa for Halloween.

Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2015 10:35 AM (zt+N6)

129 another mark of the militant breastfeeders is continuing until the kid is walking around and talking.

I'm sorry, but if the kid can ask for it, it's time to wean them.

c.f. 'Game of Thrones'

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 11, 2015 10:35 AM (RKQ/v)

130 103 So one blogging mommy points out that some people asked her whether she was going to breast feed and that means "The breast feeding cult is out of control"?

All righty then!

---

But, but...the person who asked her about breastfeeding didn't even have any kids!!!

*eyeroll*

We are all now supposed to be offended when people try to make conversation.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at December 11, 2015 10:36 AM (nhWB9)

131 123 I think you could get a better deal in Hawaii. They seem to have way more vowels than they need.
Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 11, 2015 10:35 AM (QHgTq)


Markita Kamehameha-Dv. Hmm, still doesn't work. Anyway, how the hell would you pronounce "Dv?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:36 AM (uhkms)

132 Hey! How about all them Schmeisser MP-40s. Great little assault howitzers they was.

Posted by: Assault Derringer Expert at December 11, 2015 10:36 AM (U+ZeC)

133 My wife has a couple of lactivists as friends.

One night she was hosting cooking club and had the mommy group over. One of them whipped it out and was breast feeding her infant on the couch. I happened to walk by, took a double take, and then I complimented said mommy on her breast.

Hey, I would say "you have nice eyes" or "I like your hair." What's wrong with complimenting a breast if it's whipped out in public like that?

Apparently it was some faux pas. Who knew.

But at least my wife doesn't have to host cooking club any more.

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2015 10:36 AM (eytER)

134 Guns and boobs - two of my favorite things!

Posted by: butch at December 11, 2015 10:37 AM (0APJ3)

135 DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod

waves at lil sister

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 10:37 AM (voOPb)

136 Smurfette was created by Gargamel. Isn't that sexist? Saying that being female is a creation of evil? They should create another Smurfette and they can be lesbians, that would be an appropriate reparation.

And why call her Smurfette (Smurf+ette)? It implies that the female is derivative of the male (the old Adam+rib fairytale). Call her a Smyrf. And why is she evil with dark hair and good with blond hair and blue skin? Why this Aryan racism? Especially since the smurf was created by Frenchmen who were conquered by Aryan Nazis?

Can we correct this, please?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 11, 2015 10:37 AM (E5UB0)

137 if we are really going to expect to be able to bear arms against TYRANNY ! we need to be able to have access to all man portable weapon systems? claymores and anti tank mines. SAW, and RPGs
Why are these allowed to be restricted?

Posted by: bubba at December 11, 2015 10:24 AM (Y6XuZ)


When our Nation was founded, it was perfectly legal for someone to own a battle ready frigate. One could have a working canon outside their front door, too. The Founders wanted The People to have access to the same weapons as the government (although I think tactical nukes might be going a bit too far).

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2015 10:37 AM (Oeq2d)

138 And Welsh is not a language for those who love vowels.


I'm Welsh/German, so I was born to be a glutton for linguistic punishment.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 11, 2015 10:38 AM (ppaKI)

139
Markita Kamehameha-Dv. Hmm, still doesn't work. Anyway, how the hell would you pronounce "Dv?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at Dec

Blow me, the D is silent.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 10:38 AM (voOPb)

140 sigh.

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:38 AM (7Iwef)

141 127 How much of this "Public breast-feeding extravaganza" is just "Shock-the-Normies" narcissism?
Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2015 10:35 AM (O7MnT)



"Excuse me, ma'am. May I suckle you?"

Watch that tit get retracted faster than Ron Jeremy in an ice bucket challenge.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:38 AM (uhkms)

142 Ever been in a useless meeting and you almost go psycho because some asshole asks a gratuitous question that extends that useless meeting and you have a real meeting right afterwards you need to go to and you'd like to get a glass of water and a trip to the bathroom beforehand?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 11, 2015 10:38 AM (E5UB0)

143 OK, dumb question. 22LR, long rifle? Is this for the gun or bullets? Like, I have a box of 5k 22's in my closet, any reason that won't work for my pistol and my rifle? Just curious.


It's for the bullets. Used to be .22 Shorts were a thing. Mainly used in carnivals.

.22lr is just longer. .22lr will wotk in pistols, revolvers, and rifles chambered for .22lr.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 10:39 AM (5YE4e)

144
Somebody find the link for the torpedo boobs loaded with subguns...

Posted by: Ivana Lynch at December 11, 2015 10:39 AM (LVG/7)

145 waves at lil sister
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 10:37 AM (voOPb)
---------------------


Hiya big bro, how goes it?

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 11, 2015 10:39 AM (+bodw)

146 @125 sent.

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 11, 2015 10:39 AM (WVsWD)

147 If you outlaw tactical nukes, only outlaws will have tactical nukes!

Posted by: butch at December 11, 2015 10:39 AM (0APJ3)

148 @ 142

Yes.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 10:39 AM (voOPb)

149 139 Blow me, the D is silent.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 10:38 AM (voOPb)


You don't gotta watch C-SPAN to now that there ain't no such thing as a silent "D."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:40 AM (uhkms)

150 OK, dumb question. 22LR, long rifle? Is this for the gun or bullets? Like, I have a box of 5k 22's in my closet, any reason that won't work for my pistol and my rifle? Just curious.


Posted by: Lea at December 11, 2015 10:32 AM (lIU4e)



Yes, the "LR" is for "Long Rifle," to distinguish it from other .22 caliber ammunition or gun chambering, such as .22 Magnum or .22 Short.

As long as the guns you have are chambered for .22LR and the 5k rounds of ammo you have are also .22LR, you'll be ok.

Posted by: Country Singer at December 11, 2015 10:40 AM (8Y7+f)

151
Hiya big bro, how goes it?
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 11, 2015 10:39 AM (+bodw

Not bad, how about you?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 10:40 AM (voOPb)

152 Ever notice how the harpies who scream about Choice the loudest, don't want anyone to have any about anything?

It's almost as if their aims don't match their words.

Like words are only a means to an end.

This also applies to their various victims client groups.

The more they protect them the more you can see they hate and despise them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That at December 11, 2015 10:40 AM (Xo1Rt)

153
Posted by: Lea at December 11, 2015 10:32 AM (lIU4e)






22 Long Rifle in this context refers to the ammunition. The vast majority of 22 rimfire firearms are chambered for 22LR.

Here's the confusing part though: there is also ammunition called 22 Long and 22 Short. Both are frankly somewhat obsolete, but still manufactured in small numbers. They are NOT the same thing as 22 Long Rifle, but they can sometimes be fired from a 22 Long Rifle firearm. Like I said, this is the confusing part.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2015 10:40 AM (gwpf+)

154 40 acres and a mule is dead?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 11, 2015 10:40 AM (E5UB0)

155 The survey results form a recent SMOD2016 poll have one surprising category that polled well:

https://twitter.com/smod2016

(scroll down a bit)

While 60% prefer death by instant vaporization, a solid 13% would like to be eaten by preppers. I'm down with that, myself. Sorta makes me feel useful.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 11, 2015 10:41 AM (gyKtp)

156 >>>Rand Paul Likely To Miss Cut For Next GOP Debate

I am Miss Cut-it-off.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 11, 2015 10:41 AM (E5UB0)

157 141 127 How much of this "Public breast-feeding extravaganza" is just "Shock-the-Normies" narcissism?
Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2015 10:35 AM (O7MnT)



"Excuse me, ma'am. May I suckle you?"

Watch that tit get retracted faster than Ron Jeremy in an ice bucket challenge.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:38 AM (uhkms



"Did you bring enough for the rest of the class?"

Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2015 10:41 AM (zt+N6)

158 Last year at this time , I was able to pick up a few bricks of 22LR for a reasonable price - $25ish I think.

This year, no sales, prices back up to stupid money.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 11, 2015 10:41 AM (+bodw)

159 "I happened to walk by, took a double take, and then I complimented said mommy on her breast..."


****

Snort. Reminds me of the time I was listening to a young woman's lungs with my stethoscope. I instructed her, "Nice big breaths."


She said, "Why yeth, Doctor, thank you tho much for thaying tho!"

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 11, 2015 10:41 AM (NeFrd)

160 "136
Smurfette was created by Gargamel. Isn't that sexist? Saying that being
female is a creation of evil? They should create another Smurfette and
they can be lesbians, that would be an appropriate reparation.



And why call her Smurfette (Smurf+ette)? It implies that the female
is derivative of the male (the old Adam+rib fairytale). Call her a
Smyrf. And why is she evil with dark hair and good with blond hair and
blue skin? Why this Aryan racism? Especially since the smurf was created
by Frenchmen who were conquered by Aryan Nazis?



Can we correct this, please?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 11, 2015 10:37 AM (E5UB0)"

If Gargamel created Victoria Smurfette can we ask him to create a few more?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0810729/?ref_=nv_sr_2

Posted by: Obnoxious A-Hole at December 11, 2015 10:42 AM (QHgTq)

161 I suspect "bubba" is trolling with his comment, but I do take the position that because the 2nd Amendment is, among other things, a failsafe against government tyranny, and in light of the history of the 2nd Amendment, the people have the right to own and bear military armament.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 11, 2015 10:42 AM (kpqmD)

162 129 another mark of the militant breastfeeders is continuing until the kid is walking around and talking.

I'm sorry, but if the kid can ask for it, it's time to wean them.

c.f. 'Game of Thrones'



When they are no longer eligible to be on your insurance, they should no longer be on your tit.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 10:42 AM (5YE4e)

163 157 "Did you bring enough for the rest of the class?"
Posted by: buzzion at December 11, 2015 10:41 AM (zt+N6)


"I'm Lactate Intolerant - Sheathe Those Titties!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:42 AM (uhkms)

164 heh..heh he heh.........he said dump....

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 11, 2015 10:42 AM (uJK1E)

165 "Excuse me, ma'am. May I suckle you?"
---

We share in this house, are you going to share some of that ma'am?

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 11, 2015 10:43 AM (MbrzC)

166 .22 lr stand for Lynch-Ready, as it was specifically used in badguns to escort victims at badgunpoint before a lynching. Racists prefer the .22lr

Posted by: Assault Derringer Expert at December 11, 2015 10:43 AM (U+ZeC)

167 rick so at age 26 then?
--
seamus, heh

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:43 AM (7Iwef)

168 >>>ISIS May HAve It's Own Syrian Passport Printing Press

If only they'd all just move to Syria. I'd be ok with the US equipping them to print all the Syrian passports they want.


Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 11, 2015 10:43 AM (E5UB0)

169 I don't mind public tits....as long as it's not National Geographic tits...

Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 11, 2015 10:43 AM (uJK1E)

170 It's funny because that mommy said my comment made her feel self conscious, and so she wasn't comfortable at our house.

I'm like "Wait, suckling the infant without a cover at a friend's house ON MY COUCH was totes peachy with you?"

Posted by: VA GOP Sucks at December 11, 2015 10:44 AM (eytER)

171 I don't mind that the Left believes I have a number of assault weapons. It lets me identify exactly what they are trying to ban. And even if there wasn't a gun control issue at all, I believe that a term to distinguish between the type of weapons you have is inevitable. What category name would you want to have for civilian copies of military battle / assault rifles?

Posted by: Max Rockanstansky at December 11, 2015 10:44 AM (Yti03)

172 Obama's Hanukkah dinner:

http://tinyurl.com/omvuk9t

"Happy Hanukkah, and to Jews everywhere, especially in Israel, FUCK YOU!"

Posted by: Mr Macca Bean at December 11, 2015 10:44 AM (BZAd3)

173 Not bad, how about you?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian, he's just a crazy Italian who drove a red sports car at December 11, 2015 10:40 AM (voOPb)
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Not bad. Getting over a shit cold. Getting ready for the parents to roll in for the holidays. Trying to avoid contact with the VP who has decided to show up at the office this week. The coughing/sniffling is making that job easier.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 11, 2015 10:44 AM (+bodw)

174 158 Last year at this time , I was able to pick up a few bricks of 22LR for a reasonable price - $25ish I think.

This year, no sales, prices back up to stupid money.



I have a couple of 550 round boxes from wally world still with the $9.99 tag on it.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 10:44 AM (5YE4e)

175 169 I don't mind public tits....as long as it's not National Geographic tits...
Posted by: Mr.KnowItAll at December 11, 2015 10:43 AM (uJK1E)


Or that granny cartoon from Playboy. Or Ann Coulter.

She needs a major Coulter-holster.


Related Borscht-Belt joke:

My wife used to be a 34-C. Now she's a 34-Long.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:45 AM (uhkms)

176 What a mighty dump

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 11, 2015 10:46 AM (uhftQ)

177 22 Long Rifle in this context refers to the ammunition. The vast majority of 22 rimfire firearms are chambered for 22LR. Here's the confusing part though: there is also ammunition called 22 Long and 22 Short. Both are frankly somewhat obsolete, but still manufactured in small numbers. They are NOT the same thing as 22 Long Rifle, but they can sometimes be fired from a 22 Long Rifle firearm. Like I said, this is the confusing part

Thanks. Although I may or may not still be confused, I gathered whatever I have in the closet will probably work for whatever else I have in the closet. (if they hadn't gone overboard while kayaking, etc.etc.)

88 ABC Family has been to family what History is to history.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at December 11, 2015 10:27 AM (ppaKI)


I was somewhere the other day and the history channel happened to be on and I guess it was ancient aliens because the guy was rather hilariously talking about how the aliens were at a whole bunch of historical battles and were probably trying to teach us from their experience about how bad war is.

I missed the part where they proved any of this actually happened.

Posted by: Lea at December 11, 2015 10:46 AM (lIU4e)

178 155 The survey results form a recent SMOD2016 poll have one surprising category that polled well:

https://twitter.com/smod2016

(scroll down a bit)

While 60% prefer death by instant vaporization, a solid 13% would like to be eaten by preppers. I'm down with that, myself. Sorta makes me feel useful.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 11, 2015 10:41 AM (gyKtp)

I'm disappointed by the poor performance of "Drown in Tsunami." I think that's a moderate, sensible death that most people can agree on.

Posted by: Michael Sansatestes at December 11, 2015 10:46 AM (RD7QR)

179 127 How much of this "Public breast-feeding extravaganza" is just "Shock-the-Normies" narcissism?
Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2015 10:35 AM (O7MnT)

A substantial majority, I suspect.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 11, 2015 10:46 AM (kpqmD)

180
162 129 another mark of the militant breastfeeders is continuing until the kid is walking around and talking.

I'm sorry, but if the kid can ask for it, it's time to wean them.

c.f. 'Game of Thrones'








I essentially told the Sternwoods the same thing about that saucy little minx Carmen.

Posted by: Philip Marlowe at December 11, 2015 10:46 AM (gwpf+)

181 >>I'm like "Wait, suckling the infant without a cover at a friend's house ON MY COUCH was totes peachy with you?"



You denied her a SAFE SPACE!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2015 10:47 AM (NOIQH)

182 Tim, email sent. Thanks!

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 11, 2015 10:48 AM (+bodw)

183 Related Borscht-Belt joke:

My wife used to be a 34-C. Now she's a 34-Long.


Grandma has been depressed. She read where you can shoot yourself just under the breast for a clean suicide.

We found her with a .22lr hole in her knee last weekend.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 10:48 AM (5YE4e)

184 looks at list of links again for new topic.. AP certainly is Not biased.

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:48 AM (7Iwef)

185 Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 11, 2015 10:42 AM (kpqmD)

I agree on weapons individuals / civilian militia could 'bear'. That would not include claymores, land mines, etc.

I would like the SAW and RPG though.

Posted by: Max Rockanstansky at December 11, 2015 10:48 AM (Yti03)

186 You don't gotta watch C-SPAN to now that there ain't no such thing as a silent "D."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 11, 2015 10:40 AM (uhkms)


ROTFLMAO! Quit posting for the day, J.J. There is simply no way to top that one.

Time for a new thread as we already have a winnuh!

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2015 10:49 AM (Oeq2d)

187 "the people have the right to own and bear military armament. "

I do also that is intention of the 2nd. At the time it was written we had an army consisting of mostly Militia who were required to have their own Arms of what we would call "Military Grade".

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 11, 2015 10:49 AM (WVsWD)

188
"158 Last year at this time , I was able to pick up a few bricks of 22LR for a reasonable price - $25ish I think."

Back up to $60-$100 for a brick. Insane.




Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 11, 2015 10:49 AM (m3iiU)

189 I ask because I am thinking of buying a Sig 522. I know it will be of limited utility in the Burning Times, but it looks like it might be fun on the range. And the COM version looks ... kinda cool.

http://www.sigsauer.com/ CatalogProductDetails/sig522-commando.aspx

Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2015 10:50 AM (O7MnT)

190 So I sent a link to the stolen propane story to a friend who is a LEO in MO.

He replied back "you won't see it in the press, but we have reason to believe Hank Hill has been radicalized".

Posted by: BunkerIntheBurbs at December 11, 2015 10:50 AM (kXzR8)

191 Damn. All this talk. I think I'll do lunch at Hooters today.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2015 10:50 AM (r65B3)

192
The collapse of the Trump campaign continues. Brokered convention assured:

New Landmark/RosettaStone poll in Georgia

Trump 43%
Cruz 16%
Rubio 11%
Carson 7%

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2015 10:51 AM (kdS6q)

193 I have a couple of 550 round boxes from wally world still with the $9.99 tag on it.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 10:44 AM (5YE4e)
----------------


I am jealous. When I bought the Takedown in 2012, the two bricks I bought were 19.99 each. Then Sandy Hook happened and it all went to hell.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 11, 2015 10:51 AM (+bodw)

194 anyone know of any other to do's for panic attacks besides breathing exercises, muscle relation or medication?

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:51 AM (7Iwef)

195 The media knows as little about archery as they do guns.

"Photo of high school senior posing with a crossbow is banned from yearbook because it is a 'weapon'"

In the photo she is not holding a crossbow. link to daily mail


http://preview.tinyurl.com/j639fzv

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 11, 2015 10:52 AM (XtAzU)

196 Heh, my hubby likes the History channel, but only the WWII type shows. I'm not sure if it's on this channel or another, but Buckaroo Bonzai actor Peter Weller got a history degree and has hosted some shows. It's funny to walk in and hear Robocop talking about the Romans and such....

Posted by: Lizzy at December 11, 2015 10:52 AM (NOIQH)

197 4th bulk cell phone purchase reported

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 10:53 AM (fWAjv)

198 anyone know of any other to do's for panic attacks besides breathing exercises, muscle relation or medication?



Quualudes.
Better living thru modern pharmacopia.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 10:54 AM (5YE4e)

199 "The collapse of the Trump campaign continues. Brokered convention assured:"



Every time you strike him down he only grows stronger.

The force is with him.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 10:54 AM (LA7Cm)

200
Ever been in a useless meeting and you almost go psycho because some asshole asks a gratuitous question that extends that useless meeting and you have a real meeting right afterwards you need to go to and you'd like to get a glass of water and a trip to the bathroom beforehand?

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 11, 2015 10:38 AM (E5UB0)
______________________________

No

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 11, 2015 10:55 AM (HSmrB)

201 RWC, might be for swap meet sales? were they bought at a very cheap price?

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:55 AM (7Iwef)

202 Where Have You Been?

Posted by: NotCoach at December 11, 2015 10:55 AM (rsudF)

203
John Schindler*
Many Americans are so desperate for some non-PC that they'll take it even from an obvious weirdo/flake/narcissist like Trump.

*"John Schindler, A conservative pundit and secrecy expert who once worked as an NSA officer has deleted all of his social media accounts after screenshots leaked that show him sending sexy messages and a shot of his soft penis to a Twitter follower who was not his wife."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2015 10:55 AM (kdS6q)

204 Willow, some lavender oil on temples, maybe? Breathing exercises always work best for me.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 11, 2015 10:56 AM (+bodw)

205 So, I suppose the obvious theory is cellphone activated propane bombs at shopping malls, Christmas parties, movie theaters, etc.? Lovely.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 11, 2015 10:56 AM (2cS/G)

206 "you won't see it in the press, but we have reason to believe Hank Hill has been radicalized".

Police are seeking an associate known as 'Rusty Shackleford' as a person of interest.

Posted by: V the K at December 11, 2015 10:57 AM (O7MnT)

207 201 RWC, might be for swap meet sales? were they bought at a very cheap price?

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:55 AM (7Iwef)

Not sure. But these combined with dozens of stolen propane tanks is a bit fishy.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 10:57 AM (fWAjv)

208 rick, ha, are those still around? and what was their original name?

although i would hate to drive around the scarier parts of the city asking around, "hey man, you got any ludes dude"

so i think i's not an option anyway.

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:57 AM (7Iwef)

209 I saw Radical Lactivists as the opening act for the Golden Globe Awards when they were held at the Cow Palace back in '02.


They did a cover of "Big Town Girl Workin' at a Small Town Hooters" that blew my socks off.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 11, 2015 10:57 AM (NeFrd)

210 197 4th bulk cell phone purchase reported
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 10:53 AM (fWAjv)

Doesn't have to be for detonators; it could just be ISIS Logistics Division setting up some cells with throwaway phones for secure communications. Still, it is ominous.

Posted by: joncelli, Boned like You at December 11, 2015 10:58 AM (RD7QR)

211 Not sure. But these combined with dozens of stolen propane tanks is a bit fishy.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 10:57 AM (fWAjv)

oh no, that is indeed fishy.

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:58 AM (7Iwef)

212 Move over Climate Change, move over ISIS... the new pressing issue for the world is fat women!
-DailyMail
http://tinyurl.com/zsf7qhm

Obesity in women 'as dangerous as terror threat': Extraordinary claim by health chief as she uses speech to demand condition is added to list of emergency threats

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 11, 2015 10:59 AM (MbrzC)

213 Danger i am doing lavender candles, as soon as i go into muscle relaxation techniques my panic explodes in rebellion .
no idea why , it used to work.

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:59 AM (7Iwef)

214 "Not sure. But these combined with dozens of stolen propane tanks is a bit fishy."


Where are these occurring?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:00 AM (LA7Cm)

215 In the photo she is not holding a crossbow. link to daily mail


Crossbow, compound bow, whatever. It's close enough. They both have pointy things that you shoot. :/

Posted by: no good deed at December 11, 2015 11:00 AM (GgxVX)

216 Is Nevergiveup still around here?

Posted by: Tim in Illinois Old, Uniproved and TRUMP! for Emporer 2016 at December 11, 2015 11:00 AM (WVsWD)

217 New Landmark/RosettaStone poll in Georgia

Trump 43%
Cruz 16%
Rubio 11%
Carson 7%

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2015 10:51 AM (kdS6q)
---
Yup, and yet Jeb pac's keeps wasting money here during just about every single commercial break.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 11, 2015 11:00 AM (MbrzC)

218
anyone know of any other to do's for panic attacks besides breathing exercises, muscle relation or medication?

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:51 AM (7Iwef)
__________________________________

Jello Shots....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 11, 2015 11:01 AM (HSmrB)

219 >>>Susan Talve declared, "I stand here to light these lights to say no the darkness of Islamophobia and Homophobia and Transphobia."

I like these statements because they just make me laugh at this point. But not so funny:

>>>Instead she rambled on about how the "gates of this nation would stay open for all immigrants and all refugees".

Let them into your house first, stupid vile bitch. You'd have more credibility if you weren't such a hypocrite. This is why these people need to be ridiculed and reviled.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 11, 2015 11:01 AM (E5UB0)

220 Where are these occurring?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:00 AM (LA7Cm)


Missouri

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:01 AM (fWAjv)

221 188
"158 Last year at this time , I was able to pick up a few bricks of 22LR for a reasonable price - $25ish I think."

Back up to $60-$100 for a brick. Insane.




Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 11, 2015 10:49 AM (m3iiU)

It's insane. .22 costs almost what 9mm used to cost in the not-too-distant past.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 11, 2015 11:01 AM (kpqmD)

222 Where are these occurring?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:00 AM (LA7Cm)


Missouri. The bulk burner cell phone purchases and the over 40 propane tanks stolen.

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2015 11:02 AM (Oeq2d)

223
185 Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 11, 2015 10:42 AM (kpqmD)

I agree on weapons individuals / civilian militia could 'bear'. That would not include claymores, land mines, etc.

I would like the SAW and RPG though.

Posted by: Max Rockanstansky at December 11, 2015 10:48 AM (Yti03)







The first gen SAW I carried in the late 80s kind of left a bad taste in my mouth. They didn't work out the bugs until after I left the service, especially that gawdawful plastic ammo box.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2015 11:02 AM (gwpf+)

224 Crossbow, compound bow, whatever. It's close enough. They both have pointy things that you shoot. :/




The mom & two daughters made the thing go up and want to shoot.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 11:02 AM (5YE4e)

225 Willow, some lavender oil on temples, maybe? Breathing exercises always work best for me.
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 11, 2015 10:56 AM (+bodw)


I don't have any experience with panic attacks. Can you do things that minimize them (like relaxing on a regular basis, cognitive therapy, etc), or do you just have stop them mid attack?

If you are looking to just relax, I have a great bath salts recipe that uses lavender...

Posted by: Lea at December 11, 2015 11:03 AM (lIU4e)

226 Theft of dozens of propane tanks, purchase of 150 prepaid cell phones in Missouri puts FBI on alert


http://tinyurl.com/ohcoedt

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:03 AM (fWAjv)

227 Breastfeeding the young'uns isn't so bad. It's when mommy whips out the
breast pump and other assorted gadgetry that the whole breastfeeding
"movement" becomes weird and whacky.

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2015 11:03 AM (UzPAd)

228 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at December 11, 2015 11:03 AM (GwIKd)

229 Cruz gains in Iowa thanks to the evangelical element, but Trump may be able to bring in new folks to the caucus.

Trump may have appeal to people from both parties that are fed up with the establishment. Many Democrats are disgusted with Hillary, and they are not all Sanders socialists. For all the talk of how bad Trump would be in the general, there seems to be equal talk of how he is too moderate. He is the businessman like Romney, but won't get timid in debates, and doesn't have Romney-care baggage.

Trump already said there would be exceptions to the temporary Muslim ban, which mostly referred to the masses of refugees. But with the Muslim Brotherhood and CAIR apparently having veto power in the WH, the power to stop investigation that would have maybe stopped this last attack ... people want to hear that Muslims are not some special entitlement protected class, or protected invaders. All those that jumped to attack Trump on that look rather foolish, as they bowed to Islam, as obedient submissives must.

Anyway ... in the US versus them (DC cartel) view, Trump keeps standing for US. The appeasers reveal their true loyalties lie elsewhere. Cruz can maybe step in behind the Trump bulldozer, but he has some big charisma shoes to fill.

Posted by: Illiniwek at December 11, 2015 11:03 AM (26Yu7)

230 Back up to $60-$100 for a brick. Insane.


I felt bad paying $80 for a brick, but without the ammo, I just have a nice bludgeon.

Posted by: no good deed at December 11, 2015 11:04 AM (GgxVX)

231 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 11, 2015 11:02 AM (gwpf+)

Actually I think they still have more feed problems than you would want under a stress situation.

Posted by: Max Rockanstansky at December 11, 2015 11:04 AM (Yti03)

232 >>>The Breast-Feeding Cult Is Out Of Control

Everyone has a right to human breast milk. We need female conscription for breast feeding. It's a basic right.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 11, 2015 11:05 AM (E5UB0)

233 But these combined with dozens of stolen propane tanks is a bit fishy.
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 10:57 AM (fWAjv)


There was a rumor that the active shooter at ASU the other day supposedly was going to shoot propane tanks. I think he was just a random crazy person, but I hope that isn't the plan. It seems like there might have been some sort of mythbusters on that though...

Posted by: Lea at December 11, 2015 11:05 AM (lIU4e)

234 Lea, muscle relaxation used to work now it seems emphasize them , wine, hot baths, candles, noda.

anyway i'm sure in time it will burn out, or exhaust itself
thanks for suggestions.

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 11:05 AM (7Iwef)

235 "Missouri. The bulk burner cell phone purchases and the over 40 propane tanks stolen."


Hmmmm.....

Lotsa trouble out of Missouri lately.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:05 AM (LA7Cm)

236
Townhall - S. E. Cupp*

Trump actually is leading a modern-day "Know Nothing" movement. His anti-immigrant and anti-Muslim hatemongering are at least out of the 1850s if not the Middle Ages, and it has no place in today's Republican Party. His ideas are usually unconstitutional, un-American or un-conservative

* ( o ) ( o )

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2015 11:06 AM (kdS6q)

237 Breastfeeding the young'uns isn't so bad. It's when mommy whips out the

breast pump and other assorted gadgetry that the whole breastfeeding

"movement" becomes weird and whacky.>>>

They have special milking parlors at my plant now (they call them Lactation Stations though)

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 11, 2015 11:06 AM (XtAzU)

238 I love a good dump in the morning.

Posted by: Scut Farkas at December 11, 2015 11:06 AM (s37xU)

239 222 Where are these occurring?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:00 AM (LA7Cm)

Missouri. The bulk burner cell phone purchases and the over 40 propane tanks stolen.
Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2015 11:02 AM (Oeq2d)

What we need are stricter propane tank and burner phone regulation.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 11, 2015 11:06 AM (kpqmD)

240 I breastfed my kids. It's great. It was a blessing.

But these "lactivists" are over the top and crazy. So annoying. Your baby is not supposed to be your political prop!

I also had no-drugs childbirth. Again I was blessed to have that opportunity and very grateful.

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 11:07 AM (cbfNE)

241 But these "lactivists" are over the top and crazy. So annoying. Your baby is not supposed to be your political prop!

I also had no-drugs childbirth. Again I was blessed to have that opportunity and very grateful.
Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 11:07 AM (cbfNE)

same here, we have choices now. it's a win win.

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 11:08 AM (7Iwef)

242 Would be fun to see Jeb's backers blow 100 million on their establishment quest for establishmentin.....

Posted by: Yo! at December 11, 2015 11:08 AM (GwIKd)

243 230 Back up to $60-$100 for a brick. Insane.


I felt bad paying $80 for a brick, but without the ammo, I just have a nice bludgeon.

Posted by: no good deed at December 11, 2015 11:04 AM (GgxVX)

$38.50 on ammoseek

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:08 AM (fWAjv)

244
IIRC one of the issues of a terrorist mag had an diagram and explanation on how to make a propane air/fuel bomb.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 11, 2015 11:09 AM (m3iiU)

245 out to do chores, be well.

Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 11:09 AM (7Iwef)

246 There was a rumor that the active shooter at ASU the other day supposedly was going to shoot propane tanks. I think he was just a random crazy person, but I hope that isn't the plan. It seems like there might have been some sort of mythbusters on that though...

Posted by: Lea at December 11, 2015 11:05 AM (lIU4e)


Were there even shots fired there?

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:09 AM (fWAjv)

247 Just been scanning through the comments, maybe I've mis-read, but the gist seems to be about assault breastfeeders with the thing that goes up. ...??

Posted by: mindful webworker - easy reader at December 11, 2015 11:09 AM (ATv6t)

248 Lotsa trouble out of Missouri lately.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:05 AM (LA7Cm)


Which makes me wonder about those two missing Afghani airplane mechanics.

Also, transporting propane tanks inside a U-Haul to some other part of the country would be a relatively simple move.

I'm not much of a believer in coinkydinks anymore.

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2015 11:10 AM (Oeq2d)

249 If you keep the baby in the bed instead of a cage at night, breast feeding isn't quite the terrible sleep-depriver it's made out to be.


And now I shall duck.

Posted by: Just Some Guy at December 11, 2015 11:11 AM (vgIRn)

250 They have special milking parlors at my plant now (they call them Lactation Stations though)

****


Wonder if anybody has considered combining the Lactation Stations with the muslim foot bath and prayer room. That might be an interesting juxtaposition.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 11, 2015 11:11 AM (NeFrd)

251 Thanks, RWC. I'll check it out.

Posted by: no good deed at December 11, 2015 11:11 AM (GgxVX)

252 ASU shooter was a suicide attempt/cry for help.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:11 AM (fWAjv)

253 Trump actually is leading a modern-day "Know Nothing" movement. His anti-immigrant and anti-Muslim hatemongering are at least out of the 1850s if not the Middle Ages, and it has no place in today's Republican Party. His ideas are usually unconstitutional, un-American or un-conservative
-------------
Because he is slightly to the right of the bill Rand Paul submitted? TDS is a peak levels in the GOPe.

Posted by: BunkerIntheBurbs at December 11, 2015 11:11 AM (kXzR8)

254 Obesity in women 'as dangerous as terror threat': Extraordinary claim by health chief as she uses speech to demand condition is added to list of emergency threats
Posted by: ThisBeingMilt
-------------------------------------------------------------------
The obvious conclusion is that we should do nothing to combat terrorism.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 11, 2015 11:11 AM (E5UB0)

255 >>>They have special milking parlors at my plant now (they call them Lactation Stations though)<<<

Yeah, there's nothing like opening the office refrigerator to find three different brands of mothers' milk chillin' next to you lunch sack.

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2015 11:11 AM (UzPAd)

256 Where Have I Been?
This is not my beautiful house!
This is not my beautiful wife!

Posted by: Corona at December 11, 2015 11:11 AM (ragzU)

257 The 22 thing is incredibly stupid, I understand the guy wanting a few extra bricks of, but these hoarders are ruining it for everyone.

I feel like sometimes we're our own worst enemy, I haven't been able to buy 22 shells for years, I doubt any Democrat could DREAM of such an ammo confiscation.

I ended up buying a .17HMR because I got so sick of it.

Posted by: Coolio at December 11, 2015 11:12 AM (MA8Bf)

258 Willow, do you know what is triggering the panic attacks?
Also, I believe healthy body healthy mind - could you have some kind of nutritional deficiency?

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 11:13 AM (cbfNE)

259 In other reassuring news, a train went driverless through Boston yesterday, with the passengers freaking out as it zoomed past stops. Seems more Union-skullduggery related than goat-buggery related, but still, not good. The accelerator was tied or somehow bound in the "Go" position, cab was empty.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 11, 2015 11:13 AM (2cS/G)

260 So Ben, WHERE have you been?

And where HAVE you been?

And lastly, where have YOU been?

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 11:14 AM (cbfNE)

261 Dah fuq!!

7.62x54r is more expensive than 5.56?!?


I bought the VEPR for the sole reason of the ammo being cheaper.

*that, and I love the damn thing.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:14 AM (fWAjv)

262 Were there even shots fired there?
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:09 AM (fWAjv)


No. It all got shut down pretty quick, but I live here so it's been all over facebook.


Lea, muscle relaxation used to work now it seems emphasize them , wine, hot baths, candles, noda. Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 11:05 AM (7Iwef)

Have you tried CBT (cognitive behavioral therapy)? It looks like they've had some good results...

Posted by: Lea at December 11, 2015 11:14 AM (lIU4e)

263 According to a CNN article on how mosques are being harrassed, vandalized, and threatened, my city is number one on the list.

What I heard in the local news is somebody spray painted an Islamic Center with some stuff.

Of course CNN is making it sound like that's equal to or worse than killing 14 people with guns.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2015 11:14 AM (4ErVI)

264 Obesity in women 'as dangerous as terror threat': Extraordinary claim by health chief as she uses speech to demand condition is added to list of emergency threats

*****


"She was radicalized at the Golden Corral."

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at December 11, 2015 11:15 AM (NeFrd)

265 I kissed a smurfette and I like it.

Posted by: Smurfette at December 11, 2015 11:15 AM (E5UB0)

266
Welcome back, Ben!


Nearly Half Of Youth Say The American Dream Is Dead

And whose fault is that? The nickelfucking precious snowflakes who rode the cry of "racist!" all the way to the White House and now are trying out the old "kill the rich!" scream.

Fuck 'em all.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 11, 2015 11:15 AM (X6fMO)

267 MWW @247: ISWYDT

Posted by: tbodie at December 11, 2015 11:17 AM (mndtc)

268 So Ben, WHERE have you been?

And where HAVE you been?

And lastly, where have YOU been?
Posted by: votermom
-----------------------------------------------
I bin in paradise wit my seventy-two.

Posted by: Osama Bin Laden at December 11, 2015 11:17 AM (E5UB0)

269 258 Willow, do you know what is triggering the panic attacks?
Also, I believe healthy body healthy mind - could you have some kind of nutritional deficiency?
Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 11:13 AM (cbfNE)

I've had the occasional anxiety attack. For me, controlling my breathing and consciously reminding myself that it will pass has been helpful.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 11, 2015 11:17 AM (kpqmD)

270 "I bought the VEPR for the sole reason of the ammo being cheaper. "


Which one you got?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:17 AM (LA7Cm)

271 What I heard in the local news is somebody spray painted an Islamic Center with some stuff.




Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 11, 2015 11:14 AM (4ErVI)


It might have been the muslims themselves.

Unless there's video, every hate crime is a fake...

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at December 11, 2015 11:17 AM (AC0lD)

272 213 Danger i am doing lavender candles, as soon as i go into muscle relaxation techniques my panic explodes in rebellion .
no idea why , it used to work.
Posted by: willow at December 11, 2015 10:59 AM (7Iwef)

willow try getting stoned and playing rocket league. Seems to work for the younger set.

Certainly not me and my friends, just that younger kind of set, you know?

Seriously though just go for a walk. In the woods if possible.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 11, 2015 11:17 AM (xuouz)

273 Lotsa trouble out of Missouri lately.
I told you it was Lutherans.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 11, 2015 11:18 AM (QSnYu)

274
Anna, I saw this picture and thought of you -

Kirsty Mitchell, The Queen's Armada


http://goo.gl/bq6Kng

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 11, 2015 11:18 AM (X6fMO)

275 Willow, can you distract yourself mentally? Maybe focus on something like a crossword puzzle to sidetrack your brain? I'm so sorry, I know how bad attacks suck.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 11, 2015 11:18 AM (+bodw)

276 Nothing's coming out of mine. Do you think they did something wrong? Should I get a refund?

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 11, 2015 11:19 AM (E5UB0)

277 I have to say, pumping breast milk is basically the worst of two worlds. Ugh.

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 11:19 AM (cbfNE)

278 Missouri. The bulk burner cell phone purchases and the over 40 propane tanks stolen.

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2015 11:02 AM (Oeq2d)



What we need are stricter propane tank and burner phone regulation.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 11, 2015 11:06 AM (kpqmD)

A ban on high capacity clips and things that go up will stop this dangerious trend

Posted by: MSM at December 11, 2015 11:20 AM (T78UI)

279 Oops too late.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt Sanity Prod (tm) at December 11, 2015 11:20 AM (+bodw)

280
"Dah fuq!!

7.62x54r is more expensive than 5.56?!?


I bought the VEPR for the sole reason of the ammo being cheaper.

*that, and I love the damn thing.-----RWC - Team BOHICA"

All the surplus has been bought up. A lot is in the Ukraine, but they have a few issues there. On top of that, the factories that make it have been cranking it out for what's going on in the ME.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 11, 2015 11:20 AM (uhftQ)

281 I must! I must! I must increase my bust!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 11, 2015 11:20 AM (E5UB0)

282 Being anemic, thyroid function off, lots of easily overlooked stuff can cause panic attacks.

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 11:21 AM (cbfNE)

283 Sorry to say "just go for a walk" like it's not a big deal, but exercise has proven to help my lady friend and makes me feel all kinds of better.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 11, 2015 11:21 AM (xuouz)

284 270 "I bought the VEPR for the sole reason of the ammo being cheaper. "


Which one you got?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:17 AM (LA7Cm)


http://tinyurl.com/o2lwc5z


*hope that works

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:21 AM (fWAjv)

285 Forget the propane. The tanks are better served in making EFPs and platter charges. At least that's what they do with them in the ME.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2015 11:22 AM (T78UI)

286 I really need to get a complete upper to finish off my AR before things really start going nuts.

Posted by: Mainah at December 11, 2015 11:22 AM (659DL)

287 All the surplus has been bought up. A lot is in the Ukraine, but they have a few issues there. On top of that, the factories that make it have been cranking it out for what's going on in the ME.

Posted by: Tilikum Killer Assault Whale at December 11, 2015 11:20 AM (uhftQ)


Thanks. Yeah, just raid that it is even a pain in the ass to get it even to the ports in Ukraine.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:23 AM (fWAjv)

288 278 Missouri. The bulk burner cell phone purchases and the over 40 propane tanks stolen.

Posted by: RickZ at December 11, 2015 11:02 AM (Oeq2d)



What we need are stricter propane tank and burner phone regulation.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 11, 2015 11:06 AM (kpqmD)

A ban on high capacity clips and things that go up will stop this dangerious trend
Posted by: MSM at December 11, 2015 11:20 AM (T78UI)

Nobody needs more than 10 prepaid burner phone minutes at a time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 11, 2015 11:23 AM (kpqmD)

289 Could try prayer too - something long and repetitive, like the rosary.

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 11:23 AM (cbfNE)

290 >>>But these "lactivists" are over the top and crazy. So annoying. Your baby is not supposed to be your political prop!

Who invented baby kissing? Politicians did.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 11, 2015 11:23 AM (E5UB0)

291 Shitting. Shitting IS a natural bodily function. EVERYONE does that. And we are not allowed to do that in public.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 10:06 AM (5YE4e)



Says you.

Posted by: SanFranciscan hobos and New Millenials at December 11, 2015 11:23 AM (3tg9B)

292 Willow, can you distract yourself mentally?



Blindfolds willow. Puts her in round room. Tells her to go stand in corner.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 11:24 AM (5YE4e)

293 Of course CNN is making it sound like that's equal to or worse than killing 14 people with guns.

Of course. I have a friend who freaks out frequently on the Catholic Church via Facebook. She always rants about the Pope and how we are all misguided. Her big bugaboo is the Church has material wealth that should be given away to feed the poor. She also goes on and on about what haters we all are because the Church won't condone gay marriage. Then, the very next day, she rants about how "racist" everyone is who doesn't want to allow more Muslim immigrants into the country. She even berated a mutual friend, who happens to be a Green Beret, about how he should talk to some muslims before he says they shouldn't be allowed here. Umm, what does she think he has been doing for the last 15 years? She's never left the town we grew up in, and yet, she's the expert on Islam. She's also a lesbian. I can't reconcile her hatred of Catholicism and her championing of Islam.

Posted by: no good deed at December 11, 2015 11:24 AM (GgxVX)

294 284 nice!

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 11:25 AM (cbfNE)

295 283 Sorry to say "just go for a walk" like it's not a big deal, but exercise has proven to help my lady friend and makes me feel all kinds of better.

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 11, 2015 11:21 AM (xuouz)

Pretty much addicted to the gym now. If I don't go I feel like crap and when I do go the endorphin's really kick in. Game changer especially with it getting dark so early.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:25 AM (fWAjv)

296 "http://tinyurl.com/o2lwc5z "



Nice beast.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:25 AM (LA7Cm)

297
We should unleash the Missouri Meth Mob on the Missouri Muzzies... THAT would be fun to watch...

Posted by: Ivana Lynch at December 11, 2015 11:25 AM (LVG/7)

298 "Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 11, 2015 10:38 AM"

Some studies list this as a leading cause of workplace angst.

Posted by: Duncanthrax the Bellicose at December 11, 2015 11:26 AM (O6+Lj)

299
You know Willow,,, a campaign contribution to me is very relaxing....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 11, 2015 11:26 AM (HSmrB)

300 Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 11:25 AM (cbfNE)

Thanks

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:26 AM (fWAjv)

301 >>We should unleash the Missouri Meth Mob on the Missouri Muzzies... THAT would be fun to watch...


Along those lines anybody see that El Chapo has declared war on ISIS? So now we have Mexican drug lords willing to do what our own government won't do.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2015 11:27 AM (/tuJf)

302 299
You know Willow,,, a campaign contribution to me is very relaxing....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at December 11, 2015 11:26 AM (HSmrB)

I'm not here for your money.

But I do want to help you understand how to invest in your political future.

Will you stand with me?

*deletes email*

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 11, 2015 11:27 AM (xuouz)

303 284 270 "I bought the VEPR for the sole reason of the ammo being cheaper. "


Which one you got?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:17 AM (LA7Cm)


http://tinyurl.com/o2lwc5z


*hope that works
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:21 AM (fWAjv)

That's a nice one.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 11, 2015 11:28 AM (kpqmD)

304 Thanks Ricardo

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:28 AM (fWAjv)

305 You know Willow,,, a campaign contribution to me is very relaxing....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton


And it will help to spread love and kindness.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 11, 2015 11:28 AM (FkBIv)

306 So Hillarys! new campaign theme is love and kindness?Way to go... That's way better than vigilance and strength.....

Posted by: donna at December 11, 2015 11:28 AM (/dSsq)

307 That's a nice one.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 11, 2015 11:28 AM (kpqmD)

I feel it goes well with the fish/seahorse motif

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:29 AM (fWAjv)

308 Along those lines anybody see that El Chapo has declared war on ISIS? So now we have Mexican drug lords willing to do what our own government won't do.


Someone said in the EMT that it was a hoax.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 11:29 AM (5YE4e)

309 The morning news links are back!

Posted by: Titanium at December 11, 2015 11:30 AM (oDFTq)

310 >>Someone said in the EMT that it was a hoax.

Bummer. That would have been one hell of a fight.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 11, 2015 11:31 AM (/tuJf)

311 This man doesn't deserve prison. He deserves a medal.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/man-prison-stabbing-scout-leader-sex-abuse-35715410

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 11, 2015 11:31 AM (E5UB0)

312 "I feel it goes well with the fish/seahorse motif"


Perfect.

You have an eye for home décor.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:31 AM (LA7Cm)

313 Over at WZ regarding Marquez-

'He bought the guns specifically because he knew Farook wouldn't pass background check.'


Why wouldn't Farook pass the background check? He purchased sidearms with no problem.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:32 AM (fWAjv)

314 "I have to say, pumping breast milk is basically the worst of two worlds. Ugh."

Oh, tell me about it! My oldest was a micropreemie so I had to pump while he was in the NICU. The one time he tried to nurse at the breast he asphyxiated, turned blue, and had to be resuscitated. I could barely get anything by pumping and it was constant, constant stress, especially when he started developing NEC.

My milk finally tried up all together at about the time we left the NICU. Then some bitch at whataburger yelled at me for feeding him a bottle. Me then stammered something about not being able to breastfeed. "You should have tried harder!" she said.

Me now would have said "you need to back the fuck up, bitch"

Ok, probably not really but man it still makes me mad and it's been over a decade.

Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:32 AM (Z/8dZ)

315 307 That's a nice one.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 11, 2015 11:28 AM (kpqmD)

I feel it goes well with the fish/seahorse motif
Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:29 AM (fWAjv)

Heh. Very thematically consistent.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 11, 2015 11:32 AM (kpqmD)

316 Ammo prices fluctuate, so it's never bad to have a lot of choices.

Right now, .45 acp practice ammo is very close to .40 S et W (within a couple of cents per). And 9mm is creeping up in price since the FBI white paper saying it's the best thing since ever.

XM193's always been relatively cheap though. It'd take a lot of shooting to make up the price difference on ammo (if your only reason to not shoot 5.56 was cost).

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 11, 2015 11:32 AM (CGjum)

317 Someone said in the EMT that it was a hoax.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 11:29 AM (5YE4e)

Yeah. Levin said it was a hoax last night.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:33 AM (fWAjv)

318 Trump is running a hostile takeover of the Republican party. The RNC, big donors, consultants, elected by RNC money flunkies, etc are reacting exactly like any board of directors or executive committees. Horror! Secret meetings. Trash talking. Their problem is stockholders (voters) may see increased value in their investment with a new team instead of continued mis or mal admistration.

Posted by: Lester at December 11, 2015 11:34 AM (2UPXV)

319 "The post about El Chapo Threatening To Destroy ISIS turns out to have been incorrect. Satiric blogger Steve Charnock, who works for Thug Life Videos, a U.K. satiric website, said he was the author of the 'fictional story' about Joaquín 'El Chapo' Guzmán threatening to destroy ISIS, according to the Daily Mail.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:34 AM (fWAjv)

320 "'He bought the guns specifically because he knew Farook wouldn't pass background check.' "

He admitted to being part of an earlier, abandoned plot. He bought the guns because he thought it would set off fewer warning bells than if a guy with a muslim name did it.

Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:34 AM (Z/8dZ)

321 I live in Lee's Summit

Posted by: jewells45 at December 11, 2015 11:35 AM (l/N7H)

322 And now we know that PC FBI gives not two shits about what your name is.

Unless you're one of the kids from Prussian Blue. Somehow I don't think those girls will ever have a hassle-free gun buying experience.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 11, 2015 11:37 AM (CGjum)

323 Townhall - S. E. Cupp*

Trump actually is leading a modern-day "Know Nothing" movement. His anti-immigrant and anti-Muslim hatemongering are at least out of the 1850s if not the Middle Ages, and it has no place in today's Republican Party.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Yeah, because Islam is totally not about hatemongering, and is totally not straight out of the Middle Ages. So it has a place in American society. TOTES.

I listened to a few Cain/Cupp podcasts a few years ago, realized they were both a pair of RINOtards and gave up on them. They ain't conservative. Just like all the rest.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 11, 2015 11:37 AM (E5UB0)

324 Steve Charnock, who works for Thug Life Videos, a U.K. satiric website, said he was the author of the 'fictional story'

Now El Chumpo will be coming after Steve.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at December 11, 2015 11:38 AM (FkBIv)

325 ...She even berated a mutual friend, who happens to be a
Green Beret, about how he should talk to some muslims before he says
they shouldn't be allowed here. Umm, what does she think he has been
doing for the last 15 years? She's never left the town we grew up in,
and yet, she's the expert on Islam. She's also a lesbian. I can't
reconcile her hatred of Catholicism and her championing of Islam.

Posted by: no good deed at December 11, 2015 11:24 AM (GgxVX)

A few years back I ate lunch with a couple of co-workers, one I hadn't met before was kind of swarthy and a former green beenie... so rather than saying what I thought I had to ask what he thought about our, ah, situation in the ME... he leaned in across the table and a low tone said that those are the most treacherous ungrateful barbarios people imaginable, if anything, we should be walling them off and if that doesn't work go roman on them... sits back, normal discussion resumes.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2015 11:38 AM (T78UI)

326
He admitted to being part of an earlier, abandoned plot. He bought the guns because he thought it would set off fewer warning bells than if a guy with a muslim name did it


I think the warning "bells" were stymied by obama and His ilk... Mustn't upset them You know... That would be like profiling... look over there at that white Christian Guy... Now there's a potential terrorist...

Posted by: donna at December 11, 2015 11:39 AM (/dSsq)

327 Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:32 AM (Z/8dZ)

(((Hugs))) sorry that happened to you.

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 11:39 AM (cbfNE)

328
Prussian Blue?

Bob Ross can't buy guns now?

Posted by: Ivana Lynch at December 11, 2015 11:39 AM (LVG/7)

329 "Our Betters" won't even take the most minor or precautions with our borders, so of course people snapped all the way to the extreme position.

This is not a difficult concept, and you have no business being a politician if you don't understand it.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 11, 2015 11:39 AM (CGjum)

330 Yeah. Levin said it was a hoax last night.


I could see him doing it. Just not for the stated reasons.
ISIS supposedly stealing mid east drug shipments.

I don't think Chapo is running drugs in the ME.
Here, yeah.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 11:40 AM (5YE4e)

331 He admitted to being part of an earlier, abandoned plot. He bought the guns because he thought it would set off fewer warning bells than if a guy with a muslim name did it.

Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:34 AM (Z/8dZ)

Ok. Thanks. So he would still pass the check but they were worried about OpSec.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:40 AM (fWAjv)

332 Why wouldn't Farook pass the background check? He purchased sidearms with no problem.

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:32 AM (fWAjv)

He may have thought he was being watched... and he probably was, for a while.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2015 11:41 AM (T78UI)

333 Bob Ross is deader than Buzzion, of course he can't.

Probably still votes, though.

Posted by: Chupacabra at December 11, 2015 11:41 AM (CGjum)

334 He may have thought he was being watched... and he probably was, for a while.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2015 11:41 AM (T78UI)

Yes and somebody put an end to the "watching."

Posted by: donna at December 11, 2015 11:41 AM (/dSsq)

335 Trump actually is leading a modern-day "Know Nothing" movement. His anti-immigrant and anti-Muslim hatemongering are at least out of the 1850s if not the Middle Ages, and it has no place in today's Republican Party.



Know what else happened in the middle ages?

That's right. Crusades!

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 11:42 AM (5YE4e)

336
A few years back I ate lunch with a couple of co-workers, one I hadn't met before was kind of swarthy and a former green beenie... so rather than saying what I thought I had to ask what he thought about our, ah, situation in the ME... he leaned in across the table and a low tone said that those are the most treacherous ungrateful barbarios people imaginable, if anything, we should be walling them off and if that doesn't work go roman on them... sits back, normal discussion resumes.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2015 11:38 AM (T78UI)

THAT'S NOT WHO WE ARE

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 11, 2015 11:42 AM (xuouz)

337 Townhall - S. E. Cupp


There are two things she brings to the table

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:42 AM (fWAjv)

338 Trump is running a hostile takeover of the Republican party. The RNC, big donors, consultants, elected by RNC money flunkies, etc are reacting exactly like any board of directors or executive committees. Horror! Secret meetings. Trash talking.

---------

That's a perfect analogy. The old guard wants to keep their positions and perks; the shareholders believe they screwed the company and they want their asses out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2015 11:43 AM (ptAy7)

339 Real MSN blurb:

>>>Paris climate talks aare extend into Saturday

I guess they are hiring asians. Oh yeah, top of my angst list is f*cking climate change.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 11, 2015 11:43 AM (E5UB0)

340 "There are two things she brings to the table"


One's "T" and....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:44 AM (LA7Cm)

341 He may have thought he was being watched... and he probably was, for a while.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2015 11:41 AM (T78UI)

Probably. It sure is nice to know that we don't watch muslims nowadays.

Woo hoo!!

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:44 AM (fWAjv)

342 Also, Lauren, I don't think I could have pumped if my baby had not already been breastfeeding. It's hard for a first timer to figure out how to get her milk in using just a pump.
The baby has instinct and prolactin stimulators, the pump not so much.

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 11:45 AM (cbfNE)

343 One's "T" and....

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:44 AM (LA7Cm)

Left and Right

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:45 AM (fWAjv)

344 Posted by: Coolio at December 11, 2015

I was seeing it in the store for a while then none again. Lucky me I have a friend of a friend who gets Remington bullets, broken cases. I get as many as I need whenever I need them for a nickel each. Feel good about that, especially since my nephew lived with me this summer and shot about 6000 22 rounds and a couple thousand others.

Posted by: traye at December 11, 2015 11:45 AM (StSl7)

345 Hillary love kindness. Oh great. Now I'm transforming into the Hulk.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 11, 2015 11:46 AM (E5UB0)

346 52
ABC Family announced today the network will officially be renamed Freeform on Tuesday, January 12. The network says the name Freeform speaks to its ongoing priority to "super-serve Becomers, fans on that epic adventure of becoming an adult, a life stage that spans people who are ages 14-34."



"So, he's proactive, huh?"

Also, "super-serve"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2015 10:16 AM (kdS6q)

----------------------------

I don't know what all that means, but my kids won't be watching.

It's pretty clear that ABC (and Disney) is in league with Satan.

Posted by: Make America Great Again at December 11, 2015 11:46 AM (LXJ1e)

347 Not to make light of a serious condition, but I think maybe someone else, or someones elses, must be having my panic attacks.

Take the serious situation of the nation and world, the economy, unemployment, jihadi threats, creeping tyranny, on and on. Multiply that and apply it on a personal scale and you have my current situation. Sort-of.

And yet I get up each day and go to bed each night thanking God for the blessings, and presuming that if I keep taking care of what I can do, and keep praying about that which I can't seem to do, most of the mountains of difficulty will somehow be removed, even if my faith isn't a fraction of a mustard seed. I've more than once walked the shadowed valley of death and survived. I've sinned to my great regret but feel forgiven. I haven't been brought along this far by mercy just to be forgotten now, I must presume.

Seems t'me I should be more emotional about it all - occasionally, as I contemplate the major things that are wrong and threatening, I can yield to temporary desperation, but I get over it. And I'm not even smoking the wacky weed. Anymore.

Whoever is having my panic, sorry 'bout that.

Posted by: mindful webworker - thought you said picnic at December 11, 2015 11:47 AM (ATv6t)

348 Ya know, that Hillary pic on Drudge reminds of the end of "ROTJ" when Luke takes Darth's helmet off.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:47 AM (LA7Cm)

349
S E Cupp, nice tits, great ass, a demented mind!

Posted by: The Avenger at December 11, 2015 11:48 AM (OiFtZ)

350 Is S E Cupp a C cup? She could get a few fellow female FOX newsies and do a show, two girls, one cupp. That'd be awesome.

Posted by: Bruce Boehner at December 11, 2015 11:48 AM (E5UB0)

351 The network says the name Freeform speaks to its ongoing priority to "super-serve Becomers, fans on that epic adventure of becoming an adult, a life stage that spans people who are ages 14-34."



WTF? You had better already be an adult LONG before 34.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 11:49 AM (5YE4e)

352 THAT'S NOT WHO WE ARE

Posted by: Ghost of kari at December 11, 2015 11:42 AM (xuouz)

Yeah, poor guy's job was training indigenous forces to be real warfighters... as soon as they turn their back the locals would wander off killing wimen an chilrun and placing the occasional IED.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 11, 2015 11:49 AM (T78UI)

353 "So, he's proactive, huh?"

Also, "super-serve"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2015 10:16 AM (kdS6q)

I think that means ghey, ghey and more ghey. Also, ghey.

Posted by: Insomniac - Pale Horse/Death 2016 at December 11, 2015 11:49 AM (kpqmD)

354 The Farookers now thought to have been planning a bigger attack, just as we suspected.

http://www.latimes.com/local/crime/la-me-sb-shooting-20151211-story.html

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 11, 2015 11:49 AM (oKE6c)

355 14-34?

Whut?

Posted by: votermom at December 11, 2015 11:50 AM (cbfNE)

356 " the pump not so much."

Yeah the pump was just not working at all. I'd get maybe an ounce every time. We tried everything including drugs that were supposed to help but...nope.

My doctor wast thankfully really sweet to me and assured me that it was ok if I couldn't get my supply up and that we'd do donor milk and it would all be ok, but man that mom guilt + pp hormones were not a good mix for me.

Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:50 AM (Z/8dZ)

357 "he Farookers now thought to have been planning a bigger attack, just as we suspected.
"

Shocking!

Posted by: Lauren at December 11, 2015 11:51 AM (Z/8dZ)

358 Ace up

Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2015 11:51 AM (5YE4e)

359
I'm thrilled with the possibility of breast feeding, and look forward to meeting the man of my dreams and becoming pregnant with swollen udders.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 11, 2015 11:51 AM (OiFtZ)

360 Fucking ghouls


http://tinyurl.com/o8frjrd


Ohio AG: Aborted fetuses from Planned Parenthood facilities disposed of in landfills

Posted by: RWC - Team BOHICA at December 11, 2015 11:52 AM (fWAjv)

361 Another long and willowed comment.

This keeps up, it'll start being called webworkered! (Nah, too many letters.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - could be worse at December 11, 2015 11:52 AM (ATv6t)

362 if that doesn't work go roman on them... sits back, normal discussion resumes.
-----------------

But, but, we have love, and flowers...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2015 11:54 AM (9mTYi)

363 That's a perfect analogy. The old guard wants to
keep their positions and perks; the shareholders believe they screwed
the company and they want their asses out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2015 11:43 AM

And Trump has Carl Icahn lurking in the background. The stupidity of the RNC is amazing.

Posted by: Lester at December 11, 2015 11:57 AM (2UPXV)

364
"There are two things she brings to the table"




One's "T" and....Posted by: Ricardo Kill at December 11, 2015 11:44 AM (LA7Cm)
Reminds me of an old National Lampoon cover from 1982:http://goo.gl/JxLqzr

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 11, 2015 11:58 AM (X6fMO)

365 The network says the name Freeform speaks to its ongoing priority to "super-serve Becomers, fans on that epic adventure of becoming an adult, a life stage that spans people who are ages 14-34."


WTF? You had better already be an adult LONG before 34.
Posted by: rickb223
----------------------------------------------------------------
Nonsense. You can "become" as late as 62.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 11, 2015 11:58 AM (E5UB0)

366 71,

I hear that channel runs constant marathons of Pants Off Dance Off.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at December 11, 2015 12:09 PM (PG1FL)

367 So now the British national CCWC is telling us what we can and can't debate? Would we take that kind of abuse from a Mexican? Actually, we would, probably. Nevermind.

Posted by: bjk at December 11, 2015 12:29 PM (x2rNW)

368 236
Townhall - S. E. Cupp*

Trump actually is leading a modern-day "Know Nothing" movement. His anti-immigrant and anti-Muslim hatemongering are at least out of the 1850s if not the Middle Ages, and it has no place in today's Republican Party. His ideas are usually unconstitutional, un-American or un-conservative

* ( o ) ( o )

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 11, 2015 11:06 AM (kdS6q)
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I love this, he got everyone coming out of the woodwork to out themselves, thanks for confirming what I already expected of you SE.

Posted by: ThisBeingMilt at December 11, 2015 12:29 PM (MbrzC)

369 McGovern Carter Carter Mondale Dukakis (Brown/Clinton)
Dole Bush Bush McCain Romney (Rubio/Trump-Cruz)


So are voters going to make the same mistake for 20 years running by electing the same candidate year after year?

Posted by: bjk at December 11, 2015 12:33 PM (x2rNW)

370 Missed the morning news dump!!!!

Posted by: AM at December 11, 2015 12:34 PM (Wx5VC)

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